1 00:00:05,719 --> 00:00:07,887 - There he is! - What are you doing? 2 00:00:07,921 --> 00:00:10,690 - Where are you taking me? 3 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:14,037 Adolf Hitler! 4 00:00:14,078 --> 00:00:16,428 I had a feeling you were behind all this. 5 00:00:16,435 --> 00:00:18,925 Of course you did, Chemist M. 6 00:00:19,301 --> 00:00:21,803 You are the smartest man in the world. 7 00:00:21,837 --> 00:00:23,505 Yes, I am. 8 00:00:23,539 --> 00:00:25,874 But whatever you want from me, forget it. 9 00:00:25,908 --> 00:00:29,277 - I'll never help you! - Don't help me. 10 00:00:29,311 --> 00:00:30,745 Help her! 11 00:00:30,779 --> 00:00:32,447 - Daddy! 12 00:00:32,481 --> 00:00:34,564 Isabella! No! 13 00:00:34,846 --> 00:00:36,713 Now, Chemist M, 14 00:00:36,747 --> 00:00:40,450 You are going to build me an evil army... 15 00:00:40,485 --> 00:00:43,371 An evil unstoppable army... 16 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:48,147 An evil unstoppable army... of zombies! 17 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:51,450 On zombie island 18 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:54,052 In space! 19 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:00,526 One day, at the scene of the fire 20 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,995 The cop found the perfect axe. 21 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:06,665 That was the day he became Axe Cop! 22 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:11,078 So he had tryouts and hired a partner. 23 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,809 I will chop your heads off! 24 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,077 I understand we returned it late, 25 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,023 but can you just waive the late fee this time? 26 00:01:22,029 --> 00:01:23,615 - I'm not saying it's your fault, ma'am. 27 00:01:23,622 --> 00:01:25,583 - I am not raising my voice. 28 00:01:25,591 --> 00:01:27,044 I'm trying to talk over you 29 00:01:27,052 --> 00:01:28,919 - Because you won't stop talking! 30 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:31,200 Axe Cop, can you get that? 31 00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:33,371 I'm on the phone with the dinosaur-horn store. 32 00:01:33,371 --> 00:01:34,614 Axe Cop, what are you doing? 33 00:01:34,614 --> 00:01:36,851 I'm imagining myself with different hair 34 00:01:36,867 --> 00:01:38,026 and mustache styles. 35 00:01:38,039 --> 00:01:39,640 - I'll have to call you back. 36 00:01:40,876 --> 00:01:43,141 Oh, hi. Uh, can I help you? 37 00:01:43,142 --> 00:01:44,915 Are you the one they call Axe Cop? 38 00:01:44,921 --> 00:01:47,821 No, I am. What's wrong with your voice? 39 00:01:47,829 --> 00:01:51,083 Nothing. Everyone from London, England, has to talk like this. 40 00:01:51,117 --> 00:01:53,638 My name is Isabella M. My father was... 41 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,577 Chemist M, the smartest man in the world. 42 00:01:55,584 --> 00:01:57,366 He was kidnapped by Nazis and no one, 43 00:01:57,374 --> 00:01:59,629 not even me, knows where they took him. 44 00:01:59,637 --> 00:02:02,205 - It's a mystery. - Was a mystery. 45 00:02:02,239 --> 00:02:05,642 I recently uncovered these lost Nazi files. 46 00:02:05,676 --> 00:02:09,037 They contain my father's exact location. 47 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:11,454 Your father is on zombie island in space? 48 00:02:11,462 --> 00:02:12,400 And even if there is... 49 00:02:12,410 --> 00:02:14,651 only the slightest chance he's still alive, 50 00:02:14,685 --> 00:02:18,644 I have to know for sure. Axe Cop, will you help me? 51 00:02:18,659 --> 00:02:20,151 Only if you tell me... 52 00:02:20,154 --> 00:02:22,044 how you think I'd look with a mohawk 53 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,886 and a handlebar mustache? 54 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:24,567 Hmmm. 55 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:27,989 Honestly, I think you'd look better with crazy pizza hair 56 00:02:27,997 --> 00:02:30,200 and a super curly beard and mustache 57 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:33,338 - with a robot ghost inside. - That is correct. 58 00:02:33,372 --> 00:02:35,206 Wexter! 59 00:02:35,241 --> 00:02:37,041 - Let's go. 60 00:02:37,076 --> 00:02:38,895 How much longer? 61 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:41,952 10 minutes. 15 at the most. 62 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:43,721 Wrong. We're here. 63 00:02:45,824 --> 00:02:47,658 - What was that? 64 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:55,074 Subtitle downloaded with Sublight (www.sublight.me) 65 00:02:57,335 --> 00:03:01,705 - Oh, thank you. - I'm married. 66 00:03:02,607 --> 00:03:03,693 - What the heck? 67 00:03:04,130 --> 00:03:06,010 A jet-pack-wearing zombie!? 68 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:08,555 I'll chop your head off! 69 00:03:14,219 --> 00:03:16,687 I love killing zombies. 70 00:03:21,022 --> 00:03:22,029 Something's weird. 71 00:03:22,046 --> 00:03:24,765 Zombies always fight me till I chop off their heads. 72 00:03:26,022 --> 00:03:28,381 - Come back here, zombies! 73 00:03:28,835 --> 00:03:30,445 We're not safe here. 74 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:32,299 Let's hide in that dark cave. 75 00:03:34,101 --> 00:03:37,304 Oh my goodness, it's father's laboratory! 76 00:03:37,311 --> 00:03:39,124 This is father's laboratory! 77 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:41,835 It's just like the laboratory he had back at home. 78 00:03:41,843 --> 00:03:44,700 Look at this! Now I'm no videologist, 79 00:03:44,714 --> 00:03:46,936 but maybe this VHS tape can tell us 80 00:03:46,944 --> 00:03:49,139 - what happened to your father. - Oh, ripping! 81 00:03:50,311 --> 00:03:51,614 Daddy! 82 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:54,311 That's my daddy on the telly... 83 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:57,686 Which is what we call a television in London, England. 84 00:03:57,687 --> 00:03:59,243 It's day 28. 85 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:02,433 Even though Adolf Hitler sent me here from London, England, 86 00:04:02,467 --> 00:04:05,869 To create an evil zombie army, I have been working on a cure. 87 00:04:05,904 --> 00:04:08,439 A secret potion that will turn zombies good. 88 00:04:08,473 --> 00:04:10,541 My secret potion is almost complete. 89 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,252 - All it needs is a bit of cinnamon. 90 00:04:13,256 --> 00:04:16,892 - Oh, bloody heck! No no no no! 91 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,991 - No-ooo! - Oh no! 92 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,893 My brilliant brain! 93 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,119 No... 94 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,031 Oh daddy. 95 00:04:32,876 --> 00:04:34,910 Zombies are too stupid to build a giant 96 00:04:34,944 --> 00:04:37,413 300-foot zombie robot on their own. 97 00:04:37,447 --> 00:04:39,960 A bad guy must be controlling them... 98 00:04:39,968 --> 00:04:42,418 A really smart bad guy. 99 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,940 Attention, zombies. 100 00:04:47,948 --> 00:04:49,259 Thanks to you, 101 00:04:49,276 --> 00:04:53,336 my zombie robot is finally ready for launch! 102 00:04:53,358 --> 00:04:55,000 Axe Cop, come in. 103 00:04:55,016 --> 00:04:56,629 - What? - We have good news and bad news! 104 00:04:56,644 --> 00:04:58,601 The good news: Chemist M was working on a potion 105 00:04:58,614 --> 00:05:00,020 - to turn zombies into good guys. 106 00:05:00,028 --> 00:05:01,254 - The bad news - Let me guess 107 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,335 - No, let me just tel... - The bad news is his brain 108 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,746 Was eaten by a zombie before he finished it. 109 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,550 Well yeah. How did you know? 110 00:05:07,555 --> 00:05:10,590 Because the zombie who ate the world's smartest brain 111 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:12,661 Took the world's smartest poop. 112 00:05:12,693 --> 00:05:15,009 That's impossible. Zombies don't poop. 113 00:05:15,009 --> 00:05:16,735 Tell that to Mr. Doo Doo. 114 00:05:16,736 --> 00:05:20,143 That's Dr. Doo Doo to you, Axe Cop. 115 00:05:20,177 --> 00:05:22,679 I've come too far to have you stop me 116 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:26,849 From completing my plan, which is to go to London, England, 117 00:05:26,884 --> 00:05:29,652 Marry the queen and use her scepter 118 00:05:29,687 --> 00:05:33,756 To take over the world. Zombies, get him! 119 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:36,526 Cheerio! 120 00:05:44,493 --> 00:05:46,047 We need to go, now. 121 00:05:46,134 --> 00:05:48,673 Dr. Doo doo is flying to London, England. 122 00:05:48,712 --> 00:05:51,071 London, England? But why? 123 00:05:51,105 --> 00:05:53,907 Because that's where poop gets its power. 124 00:05:53,941 --> 00:05:56,777 - Let's go! - No. I'm staying. 125 00:05:56,811 --> 00:05:59,079 Your father's brain was eaten. He's a zombie now. 126 00:05:59,113 --> 00:06:02,649 - There's nothing more you can do. - Yes, there is. 127 00:06:02,684 --> 00:06:04,985 I can finish my father's work. 128 00:06:05,019 --> 00:06:08,255 I can create a potion that will turn zombies good, 129 00:06:08,289 --> 00:06:10,624 Then I can find my zombie father, 130 00:06:10,658 --> 00:06:13,760 Let him eat my brains so I can turn into a zombie too, 131 00:06:13,795 --> 00:06:16,530 And then I will pour the potion onto both of us 132 00:06:16,564 --> 00:06:18,732 And turn us both into good zombies. 133 00:06:18,766 --> 00:06:22,602 - That's a gross plan. - Isabella, are you sure? 134 00:06:22,637 --> 00:06:25,105 I've been without my father my whole life 135 00:06:25,139 --> 00:06:28,141 And this is the only way I can be reunited with him. 136 00:06:28,176 --> 00:06:31,111 Now go to London, England, where I am from 137 00:06:31,145 --> 00:06:33,313 and save the world! 138 00:06:33,348 --> 00:06:35,549 Seriously, I'm married. 139 00:06:42,006 --> 00:06:44,207 How dare you, zombie robot?! 140 00:06:44,242 --> 00:06:47,310 I am The Queen of London, England! 141 00:06:48,813 --> 00:06:51,715 And I am Dr. Doo Doo, 142 00:06:51,749 --> 00:06:53,828 Your new husband. 143 00:06:53,828 --> 00:06:56,070 - Do you, 144 00:06:56,093 --> 00:06:58,385 The Queen of London, England, 145 00:06:58,391 --> 00:07:00,392 Take this man to be your husband? 146 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,921 - I do. 147 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:07,380 Do you, Dr. Doo Doo, take this woman to be your wife? 148 00:07:07,409 --> 00:07:09,648 Yes, yes, come on. Hurry this along! 149 00:07:09,639 --> 00:07:11,790 I now pronounce you 150 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:14,575 King and Queen of London, England. 151 00:07:15,119 --> 00:07:18,488 Queen, you may give him your scepter. 152 00:07:18,523 --> 00:07:23,865 And now to complete my plan. 153 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,693 Husband, what are you doing? 154 00:07:25,724 --> 00:07:28,999 I am making everyone in the world poop their pants! 155 00:07:29,033 --> 00:07:31,168 - That's ridicul... - Shhh. 156 00:07:31,202 --> 00:07:33,971 Poo-oop! 157 00:07:44,015 --> 00:07:47,484 Oh no, everyone in the world has pooped themselves to death. 158 00:07:48,452 --> 00:07:50,335 This is only the beginning. 159 00:07:52,029 --> 00:07:53,829 Oh no. No! 160 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:56,098 He's making Doo-Doo soldiers! 161 00:07:58,468 --> 00:08:00,803 What are we going to do now!? 162 00:08:00,837 --> 00:08:02,805 Wait! That's Isabella and her father! 163 00:08:02,839 --> 00:08:06,142 They're good zombies. I can tell by their smiles. 164 00:08:06,176 --> 00:08:09,912 - They're coming to help us! - Her gross plan worked. 165 00:08:20,691 --> 00:08:22,825 We need to go kill Dr. Doo Doo. 166 00:08:22,859 --> 00:08:24,894 To the queen's palace! 167 00:08:33,449 --> 00:08:37,218 I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. 168 00:08:39,109 --> 00:08:42,244 Today, I, Dr. Doo Doo, 169 00:08:42,279 --> 00:08:45,247 Will make the great Axe Cop 170 00:08:45,282 --> 00:08:47,950 Poop himself to death! 171 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:52,421 - What the bloody heck? 172 00:08:52,456 --> 00:08:54,323 I don't understand?! 173 00:08:54,358 --> 00:08:56,425 Why aren't you pooping?! 174 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:58,928 My body is 100% efficient 175 00:08:58,962 --> 00:09:00,963 - And uses everything I eat. - What?! 176 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:02,698 I don't poop. 177 00:09:02,733 --> 00:09:05,001 Wexter! Fire attack! 178 00:09:07,104 --> 00:09:10,139 You let your own dinosaur... 179 00:09:10,173 --> 00:09:11,874 light you on fire. 180 00:09:11,908 --> 00:09:14,043 I am not concerned with fire. 181 00:09:14,077 --> 00:09:19,462 It just turns me into Axe Cop Fire! 182 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,656 - Help! - No-ooo! 183 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:28,924 I hope you like being dead, Dr. Doo Doo. 184 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:38,668 Flute Cop, we're switching boots. 185 00:09:38,702 --> 00:09:41,804 - Axe Cop has saved 186 00:09:41,838 --> 00:09:44,974 London, England, where we all live. 187 00:09:45,008 --> 00:09:49,278 - To show my royal appreciation, 188 00:09:49,312 --> 00:09:51,914 I grant Axe Cop 189 00:09:51,948 --> 00:09:53,949 One new wish. 190 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:56,819 I wish for all poop to go into space 191 00:09:56,853 --> 00:09:59,855 And for no one to poop ever again. 192 00:10:07,329 --> 00:10:10,575 Well, maybe that's... unnecessary. 193 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:12,065 I enjoy a good poop. 194 00:10:13,305 --> 00:10:19,861 Subtitle downloaded with Sublight (www.sublight.me)