WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:12.074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:29.080 --> 00:01:30.274 Places, everyone. 3 00:02:18.040 --> 00:02:19.519 This was it. 4 00:02:19.600 --> 00:02:21.750 The moment it all began. 5 00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:25.469 The moment an ordinary little guy fell in love with the theater. 6 00:02:26.360 --> 00:02:27.679 Everything about it. 7 00:02:27.760 --> 00:02:28.795 The lights, 8 00:02:28.880 --> 00:02:31.952 the way the scenery moved, even the smell. 9 00:02:32.040 --> 00:02:34.235 He was only six years old, but his plans to become 10 00:02:34.320 --> 00:02:37.517 the first koala bear in space were suddenly toast. 11 00:02:38.720 --> 00:02:41.280 Some folks may have said he grew up to be the greatest showman 12 00:02:41.360 --> 00:02:42.873 the city has ever seen. 13 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:45.190 Some called him a visionary, a maverick. 14 00:02:46.760 --> 00:02:49.274 Sure, some folks said he was as crazy as he was stubborn, 15 00:02:49.360 --> 00:02:53.148 but I say wonder and magic don't come easy, pal. 16 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:55.754 And, oh, there would never be any doubt. 17 00:02:55.840 --> 00:03:00.277 The name Buster Moon would go down in entertainment history. 18 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:01.839 And I should know. 19 00:03:01.920 --> 00:03:04.150 Because I am Buster... 20 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:06.748 - Moon! - Open this door! 21 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:09.176 Good morning, Mr. Moon. 22 00:03:09.200 --> 00:03:11.794 Miss Crawly. What, uh... What's going on? 23 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:15.111 You got a lot of animals waiting to see you, Mr. Moon. 24 00:03:15.320 --> 00:03:16.435 I do? 25 00:03:17.720 --> 00:03:19.790 Holy moly, I really do! 26 00:03:19.880 --> 00:03:22.519 Yeah, it's the stage crew from your last show. 27 00:03:22.960 --> 00:03:24.632 They say their paychecks bounced. 28 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:26.296 Tell them I'll call up the bank and make sure 29 00:03:26.320 --> 00:03:27.435 they're paid tout de suite. 30 00:03:27.640 --> 00:03:31.428 Oh, I got Judith from the bank holding on line two right now, sir. 31 00:03:31.920 --> 00:03:33.616 Um, actually, I'm gonna have to call her back. 32 00:03:33.640 --> 00:03:35.471 Oh. What should I tell her this time? 33 00:03:35.600 --> 00:03:37.955 Tell her Buster Moon is out to lunch. 34 00:03:38.680 --> 00:03:41.240 Moon! Open this door! 35 00:03:43.160 --> 00:03:44.160 Come on, Moon! 36 00:03:44.480 --> 00:03:45.879 I know you're in there! 37 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:57.280 Moon! 38 00:03:57.440 --> 00:03:58.839 Open this door! 39 00:04:55.960 --> 00:04:58.110 Mmm! Thought I heard someone singing there. 40 00:04:58.560 --> 00:04:59.709 Ah, whatever. 41 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:03.680 Guys, listen! 42 00:05:03.760 --> 00:05:05.512 Stay where you are. The cops are here... 43 00:05:06.720 --> 00:05:08.438 What are you... Hold it right there! 44 00:05:12.320 --> 00:05:13.320 Go, go, go! 45 00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:20.394 Whoa! 46 00:05:21.200 --> 00:05:23.760 Johnny, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout! 47 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:25.040 Sorry, Dad. 48 00:05:25.200 --> 00:05:26.315 And where's your mask? 49 00:05:48.840 --> 00:05:50.956 Look at me, I'm Mommy! 50 00:05:52.760 --> 00:05:54.273 Caspar, get off the table. 51 00:05:54.640 --> 00:05:57.108 Rosita, have you seen my car keys? 52 00:06:01.280 --> 00:06:03.953 Norman, would you please tell them what a good singer I am? 53 00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:05.951 Oh, yeah, you were great, honey. 54 00:06:06.360 --> 00:06:08.510 And by the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again. 55 00:06:09.400 --> 00:06:10.515 Bye, honey! 56 00:06:21.640 --> 00:06:23.995 One, two. One, two, three, four! 57 00:06:42.640 --> 00:06:44.153 Oh, my gosh! 58 00:06:44.320 --> 00:06:46.675 I thought you guys said you were musicians! 59 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:50.993 Ash, babe. I'm the lead singer, okay? 60 00:06:51.080 --> 00:06:52.296 Just stick to the backing vocals. 61 00:06:52.320 --> 00:06:53.912 Sorry, I get carried away. 62 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:55.558 Yeah, I know, right? 63 00:06:55.640 --> 00:06:57.756 It just kind of ruins my song, you know? 64 00:07:24.040 --> 00:07:25.440 MEENA'S MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER: Aww! 65 00:07:25.600 --> 00:07:26.715 What? 66 00:07:26.840 --> 00:07:28.114 Come on, make your wish. 67 00:07:28.880 --> 00:07:32.509 Hmm! I wish you'd join a choir. A local band, or something. 68 00:07:33.040 --> 00:07:34.519 I tried! Bah! 69 00:07:34.640 --> 00:07:36.437 Hey, hey, Dad! We've been over this. 70 00:07:36.560 --> 00:07:38.869 So she's a little shy. So what? 71 00:07:38.960 --> 00:07:43.590 If I had a voice like Meena's, I'd be a superstar by now! 72 00:07:43.680 --> 00:07:44.795 Just singing... 73 00:07:46.080 --> 00:07:49.390 Sure you would, Grandpa. Now blow out your candles. 74 00:08:06.720 --> 00:08:07.835 A penny? 75 00:08:07.920 --> 00:08:08.989 How dare you! 76 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:11.360 I happen to have studied at the Lincoln School of Music! 77 00:08:11.600 --> 00:08:13.238 Sorry, it's all I got right now. 78 00:08:13.800 --> 00:08:15.233 Oh, is that so? 79 00:08:17.440 --> 00:08:18.998 All right, prove it, pal! What? 80 00:08:19.160 --> 00:08:20.320 Empty your pockets right now! 81 00:08:20.400 --> 00:08:21.400 Trying to find... 82 00:08:21.800 --> 00:08:23.576 What is this you got here? I'm just trying to find... 83 00:08:23.600 --> 00:08:24.736 What do you smoke out of this? 84 00:08:24.760 --> 00:08:26.591 That's my inhaler. 85 00:08:27.400 --> 00:08:29.470 A-ha! I knew it! 86 00:08:30.080 --> 00:08:32.640 You all saw it! You all saw it right here! The monkey lied! 87 00:08:33.760 --> 00:08:35.136 I forgot I had that. 88 00:08:35.160 --> 00:08:36.275 And next time, 89 00:08:36.360 --> 00:08:38.476 pick on someone your own size! 90 00:08:38.560 --> 00:08:39.913 You bully! 91 00:08:49.840 --> 00:08:51.432 Take care of her, will you? 92 00:08:51.520 --> 00:08:54.796 She may look old and rusty, but she is a classic! 93 00:09:00.960 --> 00:09:02.837 Okay, listen. We both know that my theater 94 00:09:02.920 --> 00:09:05.195 has been going through some pretty rough times lately. 95 00:09:05.280 --> 00:09:09.353 But as the saying goes, "For every cloud, a silver lining." We've got... 96 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:10.920 Hold on right there, Buster. 97 00:09:10.960 --> 00:09:13.793 My dad, he heard I was gonna see you today and he was all like, 98 00:09:13.880 --> 00:09:16.758 "Eddie, you tell that koala I'm not funding any more of those shows. 99 00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:18.176 "And that's final." Those were his words. 100 00:09:18.200 --> 00:09:20.919 Your dad's right. Those shows were the problem. 101 00:09:21.000 --> 00:09:22.956 War of Attrition. Rosie Takes a Bow. 102 00:09:23.080 --> 00:09:24.920 I mean, nobody wants to see that stuff anymore. 103 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:26.228 So, what do I do? 104 00:09:26.640 --> 00:09:28.198 Quit? No. 105 00:09:28.280 --> 00:09:31.238 I give them a show they cannot resist, which is gonna be... 106 00:09:31.320 --> 00:09:32.320 Ahem! 107 00:09:32.360 --> 00:09:34.157 Just one more minute, s'il vous plaît. 108 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:36.151 Merci! 109 00:09:36.480 --> 00:09:38.436 Don't speak French. They speak English here. 110 00:09:38.640 --> 00:09:40.596 Now, my next show is gonna be... 111 00:09:40.680 --> 00:09:41.908 Drumroll, please. 112 00:09:43.560 --> 00:09:45.471 A singing competition! 113 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:47.719 A singing competition? 114 00:09:48.040 --> 00:09:49.456 Who wants to see another one of those? 115 00:09:49.480 --> 00:09:51.391 Everyone! Just... Just think. 116 00:09:51.480 --> 00:09:55.439 Your neighbor, the grocery store manager, that chicken! Right there! 117 00:09:55.520 --> 00:09:58.592 Everyone in this city gets a shot at being a star 118 00:09:58.680 --> 00:10:00.159 live on my stage! 119 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:02.356 Buster, this is a terrible idea! 120 00:10:02.520 --> 00:10:03.748 Oh! No, it's not! 121 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:05.990 Real talent from real life. 122 00:10:06.080 --> 00:10:09.197 That's what audiences want, and I'm gonna give it to them! 123 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:10.639 All right, well... 124 00:10:11.600 --> 00:10:13.936 Can we please just get out of here? Don't you wanna eat? 125 00:10:13.960 --> 00:10:15.916 Yeah, but we can't afford any of this. 126 00:10:16.040 --> 00:10:18.110 Yes, I know, and that's why... 127 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:19.349 I brought sandwiches. 128 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:23.069 Uh, that's not allowed. And... Ugh! 129 00:10:23.200 --> 00:10:24.696 What, you don't like peanut butter and jelly? 130 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:25.835 Excuse me, sir. 131 00:10:26.520 --> 00:10:28.576 Okay, look, I got cream cheese, I got banana... 132 00:10:33.680 --> 00:10:34.680 You okay? 133 00:10:34.720 --> 00:10:36.119 Yup. Never better. 134 00:10:39.360 --> 00:10:40.680 Miss Crawly? 135 00:10:41.640 --> 00:10:43.198 Hello? 136 00:10:43.280 --> 00:10:45.236 Uh, who is it? 137 00:10:45.400 --> 00:10:46.674 It's me. 138 00:10:46.760 --> 00:10:48.352 Your boss. Mr. Moon. 139 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:50.710 Oh, hello, Mr. Moon. There we go. 140 00:10:50.800 --> 00:10:54.031 Now, I need you to add the following information to our publicity flyers. 141 00:10:54.120 --> 00:10:55.120 Yes, sir. 142 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:59.113 The winner of the singing contest will receive a grand prize of... 143 00:11:00.080 --> 00:11:02.640 $935. 144 00:11:02.800 --> 00:11:05.598 Hmm. Gonna need more than that. Just a second. 145 00:11:08.800 --> 00:11:10.472 Uh, there. 146 00:11:10.880 --> 00:11:13.155 $1,000. 147 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:16.511 You got that? $1,000. 148 00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:18.033 Oh! 149 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:26.896 Print them up on every single sheet of paper we have left, 150 00:11:26.920 --> 00:11:29.354 and let's spread the word right away, okay? 151 00:11:29.440 --> 00:11:30.589 Oh, yes, sir. 152 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:36.914 Okay. Come on out of there. 153 00:11:44.120 --> 00:11:47.317 Ah, the winds of change. 154 00:11:47.440 --> 00:11:51.194 Yep, when this show's a hit, I'm gonna get you a fresh coat of paint. 155 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:54.016 How are we doing with those flyers, Miss Crawly? 156 00:11:54.040 --> 00:11:57.112 Oh, yes, sir. We're all good to go here. 157 00:11:57.200 --> 00:11:58.200 Whoa... 158 00:11:58.320 --> 00:12:00.276 Miss Crawly, no! No, no, no! 159 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:02.874 Oopsie-daisy. 160 00:12:02.960 --> 00:12:05.952 Well, I guess that's one way to spread the word. 161 00:12:20.920 --> 00:12:22.319 Hey, Lance, look at this! 162 00:12:22.800 --> 00:12:23.994 Ash, babe. Hey! 163 00:12:38.120 --> 00:12:39.160 Meena! 164 00:12:45.720 --> 00:12:48.200 Hey, hey, hey! What do you think you're... 165 00:12:50.160 --> 00:12:51.559 Uh-huh. Yeah. 166 00:13:12.040 --> 00:13:13.393 Ow. Mmm. 167 00:13:15.120 --> 00:13:16.120 Ah. 168 00:13:18.640 --> 00:13:19.834 Let's go to work! 169 00:13:23.160 --> 00:13:24.957 And cue the crazy old lizard. 170 00:13:25.040 --> 00:13:26.678 Good morning, Mr. Moon. 171 00:13:26.760 --> 00:13:29.479 Indeed it is, Miss Crawly. Top of the morning to you. 172 00:13:29.560 --> 00:13:31.312 I made you some coffee. 173 00:13:31.400 --> 00:13:33.118 You did? Where is it? 174 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:36.789 Oh. I got a little thirsty on the way up those stairs. 175 00:13:37.400 --> 00:13:40.278 Shall I go open the doors now? The doors? 176 00:13:40.400 --> 00:13:43.870 You've got a lot of animals waiting in line to audition, Mr. Moon. 177 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:44.995 I do? 178 00:13:47.600 --> 00:13:49.750 Holy moly, I really do. 179 00:13:53.160 --> 00:13:55.310 I swear to you, Eddie! This is no joke! 180 00:13:55.400 --> 00:13:58.631 Look, just get down here and see for yourself! I gotta go. 181 00:13:58.800 --> 00:14:00.279 This is it, Miss Crawly! 182 00:14:00.400 --> 00:14:04.518 Get your scaly tail downstairs and throw those doors open wide! 183 00:14:14.320 --> 00:14:17.835 Okay, um, one at a time, please. Calm down. 184 00:14:39.960 --> 00:14:41.280 Bye, Iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla. 185 00:14:41.400 --> 00:14:42.719 Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Micky. 186 00:14:42.800 --> 00:14:44.392 Bye, Moe. Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah. 187 00:14:44.480 --> 00:14:46.436 Bye, Tess. Bye-bye, Caspar. 188 00:14:46.640 --> 00:14:47.640 Phew! 189 00:15:16.160 --> 00:15:18.833 Uh, let's hear from a few more of the folks in line. 190 00:15:18.920 --> 00:15:19.920 What about you, sir? 191 00:15:20.000 --> 00:15:21.592 Well, Bob, I'm a lab technician 192 00:15:21.680 --> 00:15:23.193 for a leading pharmaceutical company, 193 00:15:23.280 --> 00:15:25.077 but I was born with a gift. 194 00:15:25.160 --> 00:15:26.991 And that gift is to sing! 195 00:16:06.960 --> 00:16:08.632 Oi, Dad! Just going out. 196 00:16:08.720 --> 00:16:11.234 Well, don't be long. I got the gang coming over. 197 00:16:17.280 --> 00:16:18.633 Look, I'm sure you're gonna get 198 00:16:18.720 --> 00:16:20.016 a lot of namby-pamby animals in here, 199 00:16:20.040 --> 00:16:21.040 saying things like, 200 00:16:21.200 --> 00:16:23.555 "Oh, it's not winning. It's the taking part that counts." 201 00:16:23.640 --> 00:16:26.029 Yeah, yeah. Not me, pal. I'm here to win. 202 00:16:26.120 --> 00:16:28.031 That prize, it's mine! 203 00:17:08.680 --> 00:17:10.716 Wow! Thank you, Johnny. 204 00:17:11.880 --> 00:17:15.031 Okay, next up we have Meena. 205 00:17:15.120 --> 00:17:16.189 Good luck out there. 206 00:17:16.280 --> 00:17:17.896 All right, come on. Here we go. Come on, you can do it. 207 00:17:17.920 --> 00:17:19.114 You can do it. Okay. 208 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:21.430 Oh, I'm sorry. 209 00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:24.790 Okay. Hey, it's all right. You know, it's all right. 210 00:17:24.880 --> 00:17:26.074 Take it away, Meena! 211 00:17:29.080 --> 00:17:31.640 Uh... Okay. Uh... 212 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:33.793 Anytime, now. 213 00:17:33.920 --> 00:17:34.920 Um... 214 00:17:36.520 --> 00:17:37.760 Do you wanna start over? 215 00:17:37.800 --> 00:17:39.552 Um... 216 00:17:39.640 --> 00:17:41.776 All right, enough of that! That's quite enough of that. 217 00:17:41.800 --> 00:17:42.869 That's it. Come on. 218 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:44.154 Off the stage, Helga. 219 00:17:44.440 --> 00:17:46.158 Go on, you're useless. Thanks. 220 00:17:46.400 --> 00:17:48.118 Right. Here we go. Hit it! 221 00:18:41.040 --> 00:18:44.476 Okay, that's everyone, Mr. Moon. Phew! 222 00:18:44.600 --> 00:18:47.478 All right, call everyone back to stage, Miss Crawly, and let's get... 223 00:18:47.560 --> 00:18:48.788 Ohh! 224 00:18:48.880 --> 00:18:51.872 Hello! Can I have everybody back to stage, please? 225 00:18:51.960 --> 00:18:54.190 Everyone come back to stage for selection. 226 00:18:54.320 --> 00:18:56.038 Okay. Thank you, Miss Crawly. 227 00:18:56.120 --> 00:18:58.236 You're welcome, Mr. Moon. 228 00:19:07.240 --> 00:19:09.356 All right. Let's see, now. 229 00:19:10.800 --> 00:19:11.800 Hmm. 230 00:19:15.360 --> 00:19:20.388 I'll take... 231 00:19:20.480 --> 00:19:21.708 You guys. 232 00:19:22.400 --> 00:19:23.616 And which one of you is the girl? 233 00:19:23.640 --> 00:19:25.153 Ha-ha. Very funny. 234 00:19:25.240 --> 00:19:28.232 "Loud and horrible, but shows promise." 235 00:19:28.600 --> 00:19:29.999 Welcome to the show. 236 00:19:30.080 --> 00:19:31.593 Cool. I guess we could hang. 237 00:19:31.760 --> 00:19:33.193 No, no. I just want her, not you. 238 00:19:33.280 --> 00:19:34.280 What? What? 239 00:19:34.480 --> 00:19:37.074 All right, the rest of the group acts, thank you so much. 240 00:19:37.280 --> 00:19:39.635 Oh, don't feel bad, folks. 241 00:19:39.720 --> 00:19:42.712 There'll be a 10% discount on tickets for everyone! 242 00:19:42.800 --> 00:19:43.869 Yeah, sure, thanks a lot. 243 00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:47.119 Let's get out of here, Ash. 244 00:19:47.760 --> 00:19:48.875 Ash? 245 00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:50.672 Uh, yeah. 246 00:19:50.760 --> 00:19:52.079 Yeah, let's go. 247 00:19:52.760 --> 00:19:54.591 Okay, soloists! 248 00:19:55.280 --> 00:19:59.592 Johnny, Mike, Pete, Richard, Daniel and Ray. 249 00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:03.355 Mike! Wowza! 250 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:04.839 I've got to have you in my show. 251 00:20:04.920 --> 00:20:06.433 Oh. If you insist. 252 00:20:06.520 --> 00:20:07.953 And I'll take Pete. 253 00:20:08.400 --> 00:20:09.594 Oh, yeah! 254 00:20:09.680 --> 00:20:11.079 And one more. 255 00:20:12.160 --> 00:20:13.479 Let me see now. 256 00:20:13.560 --> 00:20:15.551 Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry. 257 00:20:15.880 --> 00:20:18.394 What is wrong with me? 258 00:20:18.680 --> 00:20:21.319 Whoo! Uh, thanks for coming, Richard. 259 00:20:24.320 --> 00:20:25.958 Oh, my... Ray! 260 00:20:26.600 --> 00:20:27.715 Are you all right? 261 00:20:27.800 --> 00:20:29.836 Just hang in there, Ray. I got you. 262 00:20:29.920 --> 00:20:32.036 Oh! Oh! Oops! 263 00:20:33.960 --> 00:20:36.394 Okay, then I'll take... 264 00:20:38.240 --> 00:20:39.240 Daniel. 265 00:20:39.320 --> 00:20:40.376 Thank you, Johnny. 266 00:20:40.400 --> 00:20:42.311 Daniel, can you hear me? 267 00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:43.879 You're in the show! 268 00:20:43.960 --> 00:20:45.234 What? 269 00:20:45.320 --> 00:20:46.799 Are you talking to me? 270 00:20:47.320 --> 00:20:48.753 Yes. 271 00:20:49.080 --> 00:20:52.152 I was saying that you are in... 272 00:20:52.520 --> 00:20:54.556 Oh, geez, this is gonna drive me nuts. Johnny! 273 00:20:54.680 --> 00:20:56.238 Get back here. You're in. 274 00:20:56.320 --> 00:20:58.959 Thank you, Daniel. Goodbye! 275 00:20:59.040 --> 00:21:00.040 Yes! 276 00:21:00.360 --> 00:21:02.430 Okay. That's everyone on my list. 277 00:21:04.000 --> 00:21:06.434 Um, wait a second. Rosita. 278 00:21:06.520 --> 00:21:07.953 Is Rosita still here? 279 00:21:08.040 --> 00:21:09.598 Yes! Yes, I'm here! 280 00:21:09.760 --> 00:21:12.194 Rosita, Rosita, Rosita. "Great set of pipes, 281 00:21:12.320 --> 00:21:13.833 "but boring to watch." 282 00:21:13.960 --> 00:21:16.110 I knew it. 283 00:21:16.240 --> 00:21:17.753 So, what should I do? 284 00:21:17.880 --> 00:21:21.395 I could partner you up with Gunter. 285 00:21:21.480 --> 00:21:22.754 Gunter! Where are you? 286 00:21:23.360 --> 00:21:25.510 Ja! Ja! This is me. 287 00:21:27.680 --> 00:21:30.194 Ja! 288 00:21:30.280 --> 00:21:31.680 It's gonna spice things up on stage. 289 00:21:31.720 --> 00:21:34.029 Wait. You want us to sing together? 290 00:21:34.120 --> 00:21:36.475 Ja! The two of us together, you joking me? 291 00:21:36.560 --> 00:21:38.994 We're going to be spicy, no? 292 00:21:40.080 --> 00:21:42.310 That koala's a fool, Sherry-Anne! 293 00:21:42.400 --> 00:21:44.311 You are gonna be a star one day! 294 00:21:44.400 --> 00:21:47.597 Auditions are over, pal. Show's already been cast. 295 00:21:47.680 --> 00:21:51.229 Okay. You are my chosen few. 296 00:21:51.320 --> 00:21:52.548 Yes! 297 00:21:52.640 --> 00:21:56.997 This is it, folks! A defining moment in all of our lives! 298 00:21:57.240 --> 00:21:58.240 Um, no... 299 00:21:58.360 --> 00:22:00.936 No, no, no. Not you guys. I dismissed all of the group acts already. 300 00:22:00.960 --> 00:22:02.029 You can go home. 301 00:22:04.480 --> 00:22:08.473 Look, I'm really sorry, but all of the slots are filled. 302 00:22:10.680 --> 00:22:12.079 No, no, listen! 303 00:22:12.160 --> 00:22:13.957 No in show. 304 00:22:14.040 --> 00:22:15.314 Goodbye-bye! 305 00:22:15.400 --> 00:22:16.400 Miss Crawly! 306 00:22:16.520 --> 00:22:18.476 Come on, you guys! Out of here. 307 00:22:18.600 --> 00:22:20.238 Come on. Off the stage. 308 00:22:20.320 --> 00:22:21.833 Thank you so much. 309 00:22:21.920 --> 00:22:23.148 Hey, Moon. What's the story? 310 00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:24.720 Is the prize really inside this thing? 311 00:22:24.800 --> 00:22:27.075 The prize? Oh, sure. Yes, it's all in there. 312 00:22:27.480 --> 00:22:30.438 Open it, will ya? I wanna see what $100,000 looks like. 313 00:22:30.560 --> 00:22:32.736 - Me, too! - Yeah, go on. Open it, Mr. Moon. 314 00:22:32.760 --> 00:22:33.875 Sure, I'll open it. 315 00:22:34.360 --> 00:22:36.351 Wait. What did you say? 316 00:22:36.440 --> 00:22:38.431 He said $100,000. 317 00:22:39.720 --> 00:22:41.039 A hundred... 318 00:22:41.680 --> 00:22:43.193 Uh... 319 00:22:44.480 --> 00:22:46.198 I forgot my keys. 320 00:22:46.280 --> 00:22:47.474 Koala be right back. 321 00:22:50.760 --> 00:22:54.719 For the last time, Miss Crawly, I'm not going to fire you! 322 00:22:54.800 --> 00:22:56.176 Now would you pull yourself together 323 00:22:56.200 --> 00:22:58.270 and please blow that nose of yours. 324 00:22:59.480 --> 00:23:01.755 No, no, no. Not in here. Blow it outside. 325 00:23:01.840 --> 00:23:02.875 I'm sorry. Thank you. 326 00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:05.190 Buster, what do you expect? She's, like, 200 years old. 327 00:23:05.320 --> 00:23:08.676 Eddie, please. Look, if your folks could just loan me the money until... 328 00:23:08.760 --> 00:23:12.150 $100,000? Buster, come on! 329 00:23:12.240 --> 00:23:13.616 I got to think, I've got to think, 330 00:23:13.640 --> 00:23:14.834 I've got to think. 331 00:23:14.960 --> 00:23:19.317 Look, maybe it's time to stop thinking, and it's time to just move on. 332 00:23:19.400 --> 00:23:22.995 I mean, this theater of yours, you could get some decent money for it and... 333 00:23:23.160 --> 00:23:25.096 I don't know, maybe we could do something together. 334 00:23:25.120 --> 00:23:27.918 What? What, sit around playing video games? 335 00:23:29.280 --> 00:23:31.111 Do you know what that is? 336 00:23:31.200 --> 00:23:32.235 Uh, it's a bucket? 337 00:23:32.320 --> 00:23:34.515 Yes, and do you know why I have this bucket? 338 00:23:34.640 --> 00:23:35.696 Because the roof is leaking? 339 00:23:35.720 --> 00:23:37.756 No, that's the bucket for the leak. 340 00:23:37.840 --> 00:23:40.832 I have this one because it belonged to my father. 341 00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:42.674 Every day for 30 years, 342 00:23:42.760 --> 00:23:44.990 he worked his tail off washing cars 343 00:23:45.080 --> 00:23:46.957 just so I could buy this place. 344 00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:49.672 Every day, Eddie. 345 00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:51.878 Just for me. 346 00:23:51.960 --> 00:23:54.838 Wow. Sounds like a great dad. 347 00:23:57.320 --> 00:23:58.958 So how do you wanna handle this? 348 00:24:00.520 --> 00:24:05.674 Uh, Mr. Moon, I got Judith from the bank holding on line two again. 349 00:24:09.200 --> 00:24:10.680 Well, there's only one thing I can do. 350 00:24:12.160 --> 00:24:13.673 Okay, everybody, listen up! 351 00:24:13.720 --> 00:24:16.439 I gotta send you all home. Right now. 352 00:24:16.760 --> 00:24:17.760 Huh? What? 353 00:24:17.840 --> 00:24:20.718 Yep. 'Cause like my dad used to say, 354 00:24:20.800 --> 00:24:23.712 "Get a good night's sleep and do a great day's work!" 355 00:24:26.640 --> 00:24:30.315 That's right. Rehearsals begin first thing tomorrow morning. 356 00:24:30.400 --> 00:24:32.709 And if you wanna become stars and win 100 grand, 357 00:24:32.800 --> 00:24:36.349 then you better be ready to work harder than you've ever worked in your lives. 358 00:24:36.560 --> 00:24:39.916 So, get some sleep, and dream big dreams! 359 00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:42.720 - Blimey! - This is great! 360 00:24:44.600 --> 00:24:45.635 Miss Crawly! 361 00:24:47.720 --> 00:24:50.632 Come on, that's enough now. Come on, off the stage. Please. 362 00:24:50.720 --> 00:24:51.835 "Dream big dreams"? 363 00:24:51.920 --> 00:24:52.920 I know, it's good, right? 364 00:24:53.000 --> 00:24:54.069 What about the 100 grand? 365 00:24:54.160 --> 00:24:57.038 Don't you worry, Eddie. There's got to be a way to get it. 366 00:24:57.120 --> 00:24:58.951 What? Buster, no, listen to me! 367 00:24:59.320 --> 00:25:00.469 This show is not gonna 368 00:25:00.600 --> 00:25:01.749 save your theater. 369 00:25:01.840 --> 00:25:03.478 You're at rock bottom, pal. 370 00:25:03.560 --> 00:25:06.597 Yep, and do you know what's great about hitting rock bottom, Eddie? 371 00:25:06.720 --> 00:25:10.998 There's only one way left to go. And that's up! 372 00:25:14.760 --> 00:25:18.150 And you can see the lucky few leaving the theater behind me. 373 00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:20.216 Now back to you in the studio, John... 374 00:25:20.240 --> 00:25:22.993 Oh, honey, please don't cry. 375 00:25:23.080 --> 00:25:24.593 You are not a failure. 376 00:25:24.680 --> 00:25:26.352 There'll be other chances, you just... 377 00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:28.192 Bah! The heck, there will! 378 00:25:28.280 --> 00:25:29.508 Dad, please... 379 00:25:29.600 --> 00:25:31.591 Come on! Don't you want this? 380 00:25:31.680 --> 00:25:33.352 Well, sure, but I messed it up. 381 00:25:33.440 --> 00:25:35.874 Then you gotta go back there tomorrow and say, 382 00:25:35.960 --> 00:25:38.997 "Mr. Moon, I demand you let me re-audition!" 383 00:25:39.080 --> 00:25:41.674 Be confident! Show 'em you ain't gonna be pushed around! 384 00:25:41.760 --> 00:25:44.069 You got that, Meena? Um... 385 00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:46.549 Good! Now go get my cocoa. 386 00:25:48.080 --> 00:25:50.958 I won't sell out for nobody 387 00:25:51.480 --> 00:25:53.948 Won't follow no fool 388 00:25:54.040 --> 00:25:56.713 Would you stop? I'd only be doing it for us. 389 00:25:56.800 --> 00:25:57.800 Oh, really? 390 00:25:57.840 --> 00:26:00.195 Yes, really! If I won that money, 391 00:26:00.280 --> 00:26:02.919 we could build our own recording studio, start our own label. 392 00:26:03.040 --> 00:26:05.429 I mean, the whole world would get to hear your songs. 393 00:26:05.520 --> 00:26:08.034 I'm not listening to my girlfriend 394 00:26:08.160 --> 00:26:11.709 'Cause she just wants to sell out 395 00:26:19.840 --> 00:26:20.909 Ah... 396 00:26:38.760 --> 00:26:39.875 Hey! Just a minute. 397 00:26:39.960 --> 00:26:40.960 Oh, wait. Wait! 398 00:26:43.680 --> 00:26:44.680 Aw, look at... 399 00:26:44.760 --> 00:26:46.830 I know Derek, the manager. He'll vouch for me! 400 00:26:46.920 --> 00:26:47.955 Come on! 401 00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:49.509 Hey, Mario! 402 00:26:50.560 --> 00:26:51.879 How's it going? 403 00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:53.714 Oh, for crying out loud! 404 00:26:54.320 --> 00:26:55.594 Yeah, let the bears in. 405 00:26:55.840 --> 00:26:57.273 Let the bears in. Fine. 406 00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:02.518 There he is! 407 00:27:02.800 --> 00:27:05.314 I got a surprise for you, my son. 408 00:27:06.400 --> 00:27:08.197 What's that? Tell him the plan. 409 00:27:08.280 --> 00:27:09.280 Right. 410 00:27:09.680 --> 00:27:12.717 We've been told there's a ship carrying $25 million in gold 411 00:27:12.800 --> 00:27:14.313 gonna dock at night right here. 412 00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:17.631 With the usual guards here and here. 413 00:27:17.720 --> 00:27:21.269 But lucky for us, there's a sewer right under here. 414 00:27:21.360 --> 00:27:24.033 So, the getaway driver meets us here. 415 00:27:24.200 --> 00:27:27.715 And that is gonna be you this time, Johnny. 416 00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:30.235 What? You want, you want me to drive? 417 00:27:30.360 --> 00:27:33.193 Yeah. It's time my boy had a proper role in the gang, eh? 418 00:27:33.600 --> 00:27:34.874 Hang on, hang on, Dad. 419 00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:36.160 Barry's always been our driver. 420 00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:38.390 Barry don't mind. Do you, Barry? 421 00:27:39.760 --> 00:27:42.069 No. No, that's fine. Yeah. 422 00:27:42.240 --> 00:27:44.959 So, when exactly is this ship comin' in then? 423 00:27:45.040 --> 00:27:46.155 We ain't got a date yet. 424 00:27:46.240 --> 00:27:47.656 Probably won't be for a while though, will it? 425 00:27:47.680 --> 00:27:48.829 What do you care? 426 00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:50.558 It's the last job we ever need to do. 427 00:27:50.640 --> 00:27:53.108 When it comes in, we go. Right? 428 00:27:53.480 --> 00:27:54.480 Great. 429 00:27:54.760 --> 00:27:55.954 Can't wait. 430 00:27:57.360 --> 00:27:59.157 Um, hi, I saw your ad in the paper. 431 00:27:59.280 --> 00:28:01.999 Yes, I need a nanny, just for a couple of weeks. 432 00:28:02.080 --> 00:28:03.832 You can? Great! 433 00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:08.235 The kids? Yes, they're wonderful. Yeah, I have 25. 434 00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:10.916 No, I'm not joking. 435 00:28:11.040 --> 00:28:12.553 Um, but they're really no problem... 436 00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:14.558 Hello? Hello? 437 00:28:14.640 --> 00:28:16.119 Good night, Mommy. 438 00:28:19.280 --> 00:28:21.157 Hey! How was the big meeting? 439 00:28:22.560 --> 00:28:24.073 That bad, really? 440 00:28:24.480 --> 00:28:27.199 Oh, I have something really exciting to tell you... 441 00:28:27.280 --> 00:28:29.271 Mmm. You make the best pie, honey. 442 00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:31.112 Listen, Norman, I know it's short notice, 443 00:28:31.200 --> 00:28:33.360 but I could really use some help with the kids tomorrow 444 00:28:33.480 --> 00:28:36.552 because, well, you are not going to believe what I did today. 445 00:28:38.080 --> 00:28:40.548 Norman, are you listening to me? 446 00:28:48.080 --> 00:28:50.833 Rehearsals begin first thing tomorrow morning, 447 00:28:50.920 --> 00:28:54.435 so get some sleep, and dream big dreams! 448 00:28:54.520 --> 00:28:56.192 Dreams, dreams! 449 00:28:56.280 --> 00:28:57.349 Hmm. 450 00:29:22.280 --> 00:29:23.736 Good morning, everybody. 451 00:29:23.760 --> 00:29:25.910 Now, I want you all dressed before breakfast. 452 00:29:31.080 --> 00:29:32.433 Breakfast! 453 00:29:36.520 --> 00:29:38.875 Rosita, have you seen my car keys? 454 00:29:39.040 --> 00:29:41.240 Don't forget, your keys are in your coat pocket. 455 00:29:41.320 --> 00:29:43.470 Oh, I found 'em. Bye, honey. 456 00:29:43.560 --> 00:29:44.709 Bye, Norman. 457 00:29:46.280 --> 00:29:47.508 Time for school! 458 00:29:49.520 --> 00:29:50.520 Bye, Iggy. Bye, Perry. 459 00:29:50.720 --> 00:29:53.314 Bye, Carla. Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Micky. Bye, Moe. 460 00:29:53.400 --> 00:29:54.879 Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah. Bye, Tess. 461 00:29:54.960 --> 00:29:56.439 Bye, Kelly. Bye, George. Bye, Andy. 462 00:29:56.520 --> 00:29:58.238 Bye, Freddy. Bye-bye, Caspar. 463 00:30:05.160 --> 00:30:07.037 This contest is war! 464 00:30:07.600 --> 00:30:12.674 This stage is the battlefield. Your song is your weapon. 465 00:30:12.920 --> 00:30:15.718 Now you only get one shot to blow that audience away, 466 00:30:15.800 --> 00:30:19.315 so choose carefully from the list of songs I've selected for each of you. 467 00:30:19.400 --> 00:30:21.994 Ah, talked some sense into that boyfriend of yours? 468 00:30:22.080 --> 00:30:25.390 Lance is an artist, but I wouldn't expect you to understand that. 469 00:30:25.480 --> 00:30:27.096 You're right. I don't understand that at all. 470 00:30:27.120 --> 00:30:32.114 Now, you'll notice each list also includes my costume and performance suggestions. 471 00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:33.758 Okay? Miss Crawly will show you 472 00:30:33.840 --> 00:30:34.955 to your rehearsal spaces. 473 00:30:35.040 --> 00:30:36.314 Now, let's get to work! 474 00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:37.799 Excuse me, Mr. Moon? 475 00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:40.678 For some reason, it says here that I should be playing the piano? 476 00:30:40.760 --> 00:30:43.718 Yes, just imagine, big, soulful guy like you 477 00:30:43.800 --> 00:30:45.153 tenderly playing the keys. 478 00:30:45.280 --> 00:30:46.600 There'll be goosebumps everywhere! 479 00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:48.456 Well, I haven't played piano since I was a kid. 480 00:30:48.480 --> 00:30:49.708 Miss Crawly! We're gonna need 481 00:30:49.800 --> 00:30:50.896 some piano lessons over here. 482 00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:53.195 Yes, sir! Up the stairs, I'll be right along. 483 00:30:53.280 --> 00:30:54.508 And, Pete, you're in here. 484 00:30:54.600 --> 00:30:56.158 You got it, Mr. Moon. 485 00:30:57.480 --> 00:30:58.515 Check your ego, man! 486 00:30:58.600 --> 00:31:00.360 Hey, hey, hey, hey, break it up, break it up. 487 00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:02.351 Oh, yeah? Tell Ricki! He started it! 488 00:31:02.440 --> 00:31:06.035 That's right! Just like I started this band! My band, Howie! 489 00:31:06.120 --> 00:31:08.076 Oh, forgive me, your highness! 490 00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:09.388 Guys, come on! No, no! 491 00:31:09.800 --> 00:31:11.677 Hey! Get out! Get out of here! 492 00:31:19.480 --> 00:31:22.790 Look, just calm down and pick a song. 493 00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:25.120 I think we'll probably have a better chance of winning 494 00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:28.078 if I do the singing part and leave the dancing part to you. 495 00:31:28.160 --> 00:31:29.878 Bah! Are you joking me? 496 00:31:29.960 --> 00:31:32.679 You are just in need of, like, a super cool warm-up. 497 00:31:33.040 --> 00:31:35.190 Come on! Let's take off these clothes! 498 00:31:35.280 --> 00:31:37.240 That, that is not necessary. 499 00:31:38.240 --> 00:31:40.231 Oh! That is a lot of skin. 500 00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:45.196 Ah, don't you look so worried face! I've got one for you, too! 501 00:31:46.040 --> 00:31:47.678 Hey, porky! Keep it down, will ya! 502 00:31:47.840 --> 00:31:48.840 Sorry. 503 00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:51.037 Hey, Moon, you gave me the wrong list. 504 00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:53.270 Cheesy pop's not exactly my style. 505 00:31:53.360 --> 00:31:55.999 Style! I'm glad you brought that up. Now, let's see... 506 00:31:56.320 --> 00:31:57.320 There. 507 00:31:57.400 --> 00:31:59.152 Isn't this a great color for you? 508 00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:02.755 I can't tell. It's melting my eyes. You got anything in black? 509 00:32:02.840 --> 00:32:05.559 Black? What, you want everyone to think you're going to a funeral? 510 00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:08.154 You think you're some kind of artsy-fartsy type? No, no, no. 511 00:32:08.280 --> 00:32:10.714 Bingo! Pop star princess! 512 00:32:12.080 --> 00:32:13.229 Wait, what happened? 513 00:32:13.480 --> 00:32:14.754 Is this part of the competition? 514 00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:17.269 Okay, everybody, don't panic. Don't panic. 515 00:32:17.360 --> 00:32:18.816 What's going on? Talk to me, Crawly. 516 00:32:18.840 --> 00:32:22.230 When did we last pay the power company, Mr. Moon? 517 00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:23.759 Oh, for Pete's sake. 518 00:32:24.360 --> 00:32:25.679 Okay, don't worry, everybody. 519 00:32:25.880 --> 00:32:27.074 I will take care of this. 520 00:32:27.160 --> 00:32:29.754 In the meantime, you will continue to rehearse in the dark. 521 00:32:30.040 --> 00:32:31.951 What? But I can't see anything. 522 00:32:32.040 --> 00:32:34.508 Don't you worry, Rosita. I have glow sticks. 523 00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:36.633 Great! Use this time 524 00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:39.439 to shake off those first day inhibitions, and I'll be right back. 525 00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:40.936 You got to be kidding me. 526 00:32:40.960 --> 00:32:43.030 Okay, you heard him. Back to work now! 527 00:32:43.120 --> 00:32:44.758 Come on, everybody. 528 00:32:58.280 --> 00:33:00.475 Sorry, old girl. I'll fix that. 529 00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:12.472 Hey. Mr. Moon? 530 00:33:14.080 --> 00:33:17.834 You probably don't remember me, but I auditioned yesterday and I... 531 00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:19.035 Hey, listen. 532 00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:21.629 Do you think, maybe, you could reach the ledge? 533 00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:23.389 That ledge? 534 00:33:23.840 --> 00:33:25.432 Whoa-oh! 535 00:33:25.520 --> 00:33:27.160 That's a heck of a trunk you've got there! 536 00:33:27.320 --> 00:33:28.594 Thanks a lot, kid! 537 00:33:28.680 --> 00:33:30.875 Uh, Mr. Moon? 538 00:33:31.560 --> 00:33:34.358 My name is Meena, and I baked a cake for you 539 00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:37.989 and, uh, I was wondering if you'd, maybe, give me a second chance to... 540 00:33:38.120 --> 00:33:39.189 Just a moment, please. 541 00:33:41.240 --> 00:33:42.559 Be right with you. 542 00:33:45.120 --> 00:33:46.155 Hmm. 543 00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:58.152 Yay! It's about time. 544 00:33:58.240 --> 00:34:00.356 Johnny... 545 00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:02.152 Yep, mind your head here. 546 00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:03.958 Hey, can you pull up that scenic cable? 547 00:34:04.040 --> 00:34:05.792 You mean this? Yes, that's it! 548 00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:11.635 Great. And the house lights? 549 00:34:16.640 --> 00:34:17.675 Wow. 550 00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:20.149 Oh, I know. Beautiful, isn't she? 551 00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:22.480 You know what, kid? 552 00:34:22.520 --> 00:34:24.280 How would you like to be a part of this show? 553 00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:26.277 Really? Wait, oh, my gosh, 554 00:34:26.360 --> 00:34:27.713 I was just gonna ask about that. 555 00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:30.155 Great! Because I could really use a stagehand. 556 00:34:31.560 --> 00:34:33.437 Stagehand? But... 557 00:34:33.840 --> 00:34:36.149 Don't worry about it. You're gonna pick it up in no time. 558 00:34:36.240 --> 00:34:37.992 I'll teach you everything I know. Follow me. 559 00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:41.136 These are the rehearsal spaces and dressing rooms 560 00:34:41.160 --> 00:34:43.469 and up here, we got workshops and the main office. 561 00:34:43.600 --> 00:34:45.192 Up in the air! Touch your toes! 562 00:34:58.200 --> 00:34:59.428 Awesome! 563 00:34:59.520 --> 00:35:00.589 Awesome? 564 00:35:00.720 --> 00:35:02.950 Yeah, I think the word you're after is "awful." 565 00:35:03.040 --> 00:35:05.270 And that's me restraining myself. 566 00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:08.000 There's not an ounce of talent between them. Not an ounce. 567 00:35:08.080 --> 00:35:09.195 In fact, you know what? 568 00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:11.510 I think that prize is as good as mine already. 569 00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:20.592 Yes, indeed. I am about to come into a very, very large sum of money. 570 00:35:20.720 --> 00:35:22.870 $100,000 to be precise. 571 00:35:23.120 --> 00:35:24.599 Well, is that so? 572 00:35:24.680 --> 00:35:27.558 In that case, sir, you'll be wanting our platinum card. 573 00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:49.751 Well, well, well... Hello again. 574 00:35:57.560 --> 00:36:00.870 Oh, man, these are like the cheesiest songs of all time. 575 00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:02.188 I know, right? 576 00:36:02.280 --> 00:36:05.033 I mean, I was even thinking of writing my own song instead. 577 00:36:05.200 --> 00:36:08.556 Wait, what? Your own song? 578 00:36:08.640 --> 00:36:09.675 Well, yeah. 579 00:36:09.760 --> 00:36:11.273 Look, if you wanna win that money, 580 00:36:11.400 --> 00:36:13.516 just do what the koala says. 581 00:36:13.600 --> 00:36:15.716 Why? You think I can't write my own song? 582 00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:17.631 Whoa, whoa! I'm just saying. 583 00:36:17.720 --> 00:36:19.836 Not everyone can write songs, okay? 584 00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:23.676 I know I make it look easy, babe. But it's not. 585 00:36:29.160 --> 00:36:33.278 Oh, here she is! Quiet down, everybody. 586 00:36:35.080 --> 00:36:37.753 So, Meena! Are you in the show? 587 00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:41.195 Uh, well, yeah. Kinda. But... 588 00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:44.056 I knew it! I knew it! 589 00:36:44.080 --> 00:36:45.559 She did it! 590 00:36:45.680 --> 00:36:47.955 Oh, I'm so proud of you! I could pop! 591 00:36:48.120 --> 00:36:50.350 That's my birthday wish coming true right there! 592 00:36:50.440 --> 00:36:51.509 Way to go, Meena! 593 00:36:51.640 --> 00:36:53.119 Oh, Meena, we love you! 594 00:36:53.200 --> 00:36:54.997 Mom! What the heck? 595 00:36:55.080 --> 00:36:56.696 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Don't be mad, okay? 596 00:36:56.720 --> 00:36:59.871 It was your Grandma. She told the whole street about your audition. 597 00:36:59.960 --> 00:37:01.712 Mom, no, wait. Shush, baby. 598 00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:04.234 You need to save that singing voice of yours. 599 00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:08.916 So, from now on, just nod or shake your head, okay? 600 00:37:18.640 --> 00:37:19.709 How was that, Dad? 601 00:37:19.840 --> 00:37:21.796 You're still too soft on 'em corners, Johnny. 602 00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:23.696 You got to attack 'em. 603 00:37:23.720 --> 00:37:25.278 And you're crunchin' the gears. 604 00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:27.430 I told you, you got to be gentle with the... 605 00:37:27.520 --> 00:37:30.478 Look, turn that down. Oi! 606 00:37:30.640 --> 00:37:32.312 Listen to your father! 607 00:37:33.000 --> 00:37:34.752 "Too soft on the corners, Johnny." 608 00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:39.392 "You're not doin' it right, Johnny. Speed up, Johnny." 609 00:37:42.120 --> 00:37:43.348 "Do it like I showed you..." 610 00:37:43.520 --> 00:37:44.999 Whoa! 611 00:37:52.560 --> 00:37:53.788 Dad? 612 00:37:53.880 --> 00:37:55.677 Oh, no, I've run over my dad. 613 00:37:57.720 --> 00:37:59.278 Now, that is more like it. 614 00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:19.230 And the three little pigs lived happily ever after. 615 00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:20.912 Good night, my dears. 616 00:38:26.840 --> 00:38:29.354 Norman, are you awake? 617 00:38:31.000 --> 00:38:32.558 How was your day, honey? 618 00:38:32.920 --> 00:38:35.480 Same as always. 619 00:38:36.160 --> 00:38:37.957 It was? Mmm-hmm. 620 00:38:38.640 --> 00:38:42.235 I don't know how you do it all, honey. 621 00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:44.555 Good night. 622 00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:04.594 All creatures great and small, 623 00:39:05.160 --> 00:39:07.754 welcome to the Moon Theater! 624 00:39:17.880 --> 00:39:18.995 Mr. Moon? 625 00:39:19.800 --> 00:39:21.756 I have Judith from the bank. 626 00:39:22.240 --> 00:39:24.576 What? Oh, no, no. Tell her I'll call her back in the morning. 627 00:39:24.600 --> 00:39:26.113 I can't. 628 00:39:26.200 --> 00:39:27.428 She's right here. 629 00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:33.030 Judith! Hello! 630 00:39:33.440 --> 00:39:36.034 I work for a bank, not a charity. 631 00:39:36.120 --> 00:39:38.376 And if your accounts are not settled by the end of the month... 632 00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:39.469 Okay. Judith... 633 00:39:39.640 --> 00:39:42.950 I personally guarantee by the end of this month this show is going to be 634 00:39:43.120 --> 00:39:45.315 the biggest hit this city has ever seen! 635 00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:47.391 Mr. Moon, none of your shows have ever worked. 636 00:39:47.480 --> 00:39:48.480 None of them! 637 00:39:48.640 --> 00:39:50.073 You've had your chances. 638 00:39:50.200 --> 00:39:54.398 Now settle your accounts or we will repossess this property! 639 00:39:54.520 --> 00:39:56.238 Okay. Toodle-oo. 640 00:39:59.520 --> 00:40:01.988 What are you gonna do, Mr. Moon? 641 00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:03.713 Honestly... 642 00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:06.837 Uh, I have no idea. 643 00:40:35.040 --> 00:40:36.439 Are you wearing a Speedo, Eddie? 644 00:40:36.600 --> 00:40:37.794 What are you... 645 00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:40.110 Eddie, is everything all right? 646 00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:42.669 Yeah, uh, just doing my laps, Ma! 647 00:40:44.680 --> 00:40:47.353 So, what, you live in the pool house now? 648 00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:50.671 Yeah, my folks want me to be more, you know, 649 00:40:50.800 --> 00:40:52.313 independent, I guess. 650 00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:55.030 They even hooked me up with this life coach dude. 651 00:40:55.120 --> 00:40:57.076 Life coach? Yeah. 652 00:40:57.160 --> 00:40:59.628 I guess he's gonna help me find my purpose in life. 653 00:40:59.720 --> 00:41:00.720 I thought I had one, 654 00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:04.349 but, turns out, it wasn't the right one or something? 655 00:41:04.480 --> 00:41:05.549 I don't know. 656 00:41:05.720 --> 00:41:08.792 Anyway, he's got me on this whole schedule thing. 657 00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:10.711 It's like, Mondays, take out the recycling. 658 00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:13.360 Tuesdays, mow the lawn. Wednesdays, go visit Nana. 659 00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:14.589 Thursdays, clean the pool. 660 00:41:14.680 --> 00:41:16.696 It's like, don't we have people to do all this stuff? 661 00:41:16.720 --> 00:41:18.517 Whoa, whoa. Back up. 662 00:41:18.600 --> 00:41:20.272 Your nana is still alive? 663 00:41:20.360 --> 00:41:21.395 Oh, yeah. 664 00:41:26.560 --> 00:41:27.629 Wow. 665 00:41:27.720 --> 00:41:28.835 And she's rich, right? 666 00:41:29.120 --> 00:41:30.155 She's loaded. 667 00:41:30.240 --> 00:41:33.630 But trust me, you don't wanna go near my nana. 668 00:41:35.040 --> 00:41:36.917 She is one mean sheep. 669 00:41:51.160 --> 00:41:52.593 Now fade up the spot. 670 00:41:56.040 --> 00:41:57.553 Good. Lower the moon. 671 00:41:57.720 --> 00:41:59.039 Coffee? Thank you, Miss Crawly. 672 00:42:00.880 --> 00:42:04.236 Okay, that's normal. Just needs a knock. 673 00:42:05.160 --> 00:42:06.434 See? You're getting it. 674 00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:13.998 Anyone seen my glass eye? 675 00:42:14.560 --> 00:42:16.630 The darn thing keeps popping out. 676 00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:21.280 Whoa! 677 00:42:24.520 --> 00:42:25.520 Oh! 678 00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:28.839 You almost killed me, Jumbo! 679 00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:30.035 It wasn't me. 680 00:42:30.200 --> 00:42:31.553 Oh, is that so? 681 00:42:34.760 --> 00:42:37.035 Pete? 682 00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:41.631 Pete, you're gonna be all right, okay? 683 00:42:41.760 --> 00:42:43.239 Just hang in there, buddy. 684 00:42:45.240 --> 00:42:47.310 Ricki? Kai? 685 00:42:47.400 --> 00:42:48.799 Why aren't you guys rehearsing? 686 00:42:48.920 --> 00:42:50.148 We're through! 687 00:42:50.240 --> 00:42:52.629 They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac. 688 00:42:53.160 --> 00:42:55.799 I don't even know what that means! 689 00:42:57.520 --> 00:42:59.476 All right. We're two acts down. 690 00:42:59.680 --> 00:43:01.557 Give me some good news, Miss Crawly. 691 00:43:01.880 --> 00:43:04.075 Oh, it's not as bad as it looks. 692 00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:08.597 Oopsie-daisy. 693 00:43:08.680 --> 00:43:10.800 Meena, how would you like to re-audition for the show? 694 00:43:11.120 --> 00:43:13.156 Really? Well, yeah. 695 00:43:13.240 --> 00:43:14.434 Great! I mean, no. 696 00:43:14.520 --> 00:43:15.520 What? 697 00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:17.552 I mean, yes, I can sing. 698 00:43:17.640 --> 00:43:21.189 But, no, I get so nervous and I can't do it. 699 00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:23.510 I mean, I would totally do it, but... 700 00:43:23.600 --> 00:43:24.999 No, I... No. 701 00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:27.199 I'm gonna take that as a maybe. 702 00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:30.833 Great! Look, they're back! 703 00:43:31.000 --> 00:43:32.558 We're gonna come back to this, Meena. 704 00:43:35.000 --> 00:43:36.638 Listen, guys, forget what I said before. 705 00:43:36.720 --> 00:43:38.790 You are very talented. 706 00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:40.552 Please, join the show. Okay? 707 00:43:41.280 --> 00:43:42.918 Yes? No? 708 00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:44.793 Oh, um... 709 00:43:45.280 --> 00:43:46.349 Here... 710 00:43:56.720 --> 00:43:59.871 What? Hey, no! Wait, wait, wait! Don't go! 711 00:44:04.040 --> 00:44:05.234 Oh. What is this for? 712 00:44:05.800 --> 00:44:08.030 Now, we use this to follow the steps. 713 00:44:20.120 --> 00:44:21.712 Caspar! Caspar! No! 714 00:44:21.800 --> 00:44:23.074 How about this? Ha-ha! 715 00:44:23.240 --> 00:44:24.468 Come on! What did I tell you? 716 00:44:24.680 --> 00:44:28.036 I'm so sorry, he had a fever and it was too late to get a sitter, so... 717 00:44:28.120 --> 00:44:29.896 Well, you seem fine now! 718 00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:30.989 Wow! 719 00:44:33.040 --> 00:44:34.678 Stop! You're messing it up! 720 00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:35.909 Hey! 721 00:44:37.200 --> 00:44:39.316 I am not singing this. 722 00:44:39.480 --> 00:44:40.549 What's not to like? 723 00:44:40.640 --> 00:44:42.358 You're a female and you're a teenager. 724 00:44:42.440 --> 00:44:43.555 This song was made for you. 725 00:44:43.840 --> 00:44:45.760 Wow. It's like you can see inside 726 00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:47.074 my tiny teenage mind. 727 00:44:47.200 --> 00:44:48.315 I know, right? 728 00:44:48.400 --> 00:44:51.392 You just gotta add some moves and a little bit of... 729 00:44:59.200 --> 00:45:00.200 Go for it! 730 00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:01.918 Oh, you mean like this? 731 00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:09.436 There you go! You're a natural! 732 00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:17.950 Yes, that was very bad. 733 00:45:18.120 --> 00:45:19.320 Johnny? 734 00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:20.955 Come in. Over. 735 00:45:21.120 --> 00:45:22.678 Oh, Johnny, your jacket's talking. 736 00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:24.398 Johnny, where are you? 737 00:45:24.560 --> 00:45:26.357 Dad, what's going on? Over. 738 00:45:27.240 --> 00:45:28.656 What do you mean you gotta leave now? 739 00:45:28.680 --> 00:45:30.318 I know. I'm so sorry. 740 00:45:30.400 --> 00:45:31.816 It's just that I've got this family business thing. 741 00:45:31.840 --> 00:45:34.479 Do I need to start worrying about your commitment here, Johnny? 742 00:45:34.560 --> 00:45:36.232 Tell me no. No. Absolutely not. 743 00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:37.336 I promise it won't happen again. 744 00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:39.112 It better not. Thank you, Mr. Moon. 745 00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:43.833 Baby, I'm back. 746 00:45:53.240 --> 00:45:54.753 What is going on here? 747 00:45:57.160 --> 00:45:59.355 Hi, I'm Becky. 748 00:45:59.640 --> 00:46:00.709 Becky? 749 00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:03.999 Hey, what did you expect? You're never around anymore. 750 00:46:04.080 --> 00:46:06.514 I did it for us, Lance! 751 00:46:06.680 --> 00:46:08.796 You and me! 752 00:46:08.920 --> 00:46:10.512 Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. 753 00:46:10.680 --> 00:46:12.671 I think I left my sunglasses in there. 754 00:46:15.560 --> 00:46:18.074 Come on, Becky. Let's get out of here. 755 00:46:32.360 --> 00:46:34.078 Jackpot, baby! Whoo-hoo! 756 00:46:34.920 --> 00:46:37.115 Well, I say we call it a night there, fellas. 757 00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:39.794 Hey, put the cash in my car, will you, Derek? 758 00:46:41.880 --> 00:46:44.633 Well, you're one great card player, Mike. 759 00:46:44.920 --> 00:46:46.433 Not so bad yourself. 760 00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:50.358 Except, I still can't tell how you cheated. 761 00:46:50.520 --> 00:46:52.351 Cheated? Cheated? 762 00:46:52.520 --> 00:46:54.590 Oh, I am offended. 763 00:46:54.680 --> 00:46:56.511 Come on, baby, let's cut some rug. 764 00:46:59.200 --> 00:47:01.668 Oh! What the... 765 00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:02.760 Oh. 766 00:47:02.880 --> 00:47:04.154 How did that get there? 767 00:47:04.840 --> 00:47:06.796 Run for it, baby! Hey! 768 00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:10.029 Get him! 769 00:47:18.920 --> 00:47:19.920 Excuse me! 770 00:47:21.440 --> 00:47:23.271 Don't let him get away! 771 00:47:29.560 --> 00:47:31.551 - Thanks, Derek! - Out of the way! 772 00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:42.519 So long, suckers! 773 00:47:52.680 --> 00:47:53.874 Good morning, Buster. 774 00:47:54.040 --> 00:47:55.189 Hey, Eddie, how are you? 775 00:47:55.280 --> 00:47:56.599 Good. How's the show going? 776 00:47:56.680 --> 00:47:58.033 Ah, it's going great. 777 00:47:58.120 --> 00:48:00.190 And, hey, that's a sharp jacket you've got on today. 778 00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:01.952 Oh, thanks. 779 00:48:02.040 --> 00:48:03.040 Wait. 780 00:48:04.120 --> 00:48:05.599 What are you doing here? 781 00:48:05.680 --> 00:48:08.877 Eddie, you can't come visit your nana without bringing her some flowers. 782 00:48:08.960 --> 00:48:09.960 Here. 783 00:48:10.040 --> 00:48:12.508 - What? No! Buster, no! - Don't go in there! 784 00:48:13.080 --> 00:48:14.513 Yes, can I help... Buster! 785 00:48:14.640 --> 00:48:16.631 Ah, Nana! 786 00:48:20.840 --> 00:48:23.434 Just look at you, dear. Wow! 787 00:48:23.520 --> 00:48:25.397 You don't look a day over 90! 788 00:48:25.480 --> 00:48:26.595 Oh, my gosh! 789 00:48:26.760 --> 00:48:28.318 Buster Moon! 790 00:48:28.400 --> 00:48:30.152 We met at Eddie's graduation. 791 00:48:30.240 --> 00:48:31.468 Oh, lucky me. 792 00:48:31.560 --> 00:48:33.676 A visit from my useless grandson 793 00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:36.228 and his ghastly little theater friend. 794 00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:37.958 Look at that, she remembers me. 795 00:48:38.040 --> 00:48:39.109 Okay, Nana, 796 00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:43.034 how would you like to be the sponsor for a very prestigious prize? 797 00:48:43.120 --> 00:48:45.998 Not for that singing contest I saw on the news. 798 00:48:46.080 --> 00:48:47.149 That's the one! 799 00:48:47.520 --> 00:48:49.397 Oh, I see. 800 00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:51.835 You don't have the money, do you? 801 00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:53.760 Well, we don't quite have it all locked in... 802 00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:55.592 Well, you'll not get a cent out of me. 803 00:48:55.680 --> 00:48:56.696 Nana, please just listen to me... 804 00:48:56.720 --> 00:48:57.755 No, absolutely not. 805 00:48:57.840 --> 00:48:58.909 Don't listen to him, Nana. 806 00:48:59.040 --> 00:49:00.598 I'm not listening to either of you. 807 00:49:00.680 --> 00:49:03.558 Lapsang souchong. No sugar. And be quick about it. 808 00:49:03.640 --> 00:49:04.755 Uh, Nana... 809 00:49:04.840 --> 00:49:06.910 I don't know how to make tea. 810 00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:12.112 Wow. I saw this show when I was a kid. 811 00:49:12.200 --> 00:49:14.350 Nana, you were absolutely amazing. 812 00:49:14.520 --> 00:49:17.080 Please, this flattery is futile. 813 00:49:17.160 --> 00:49:20.072 I have no intention of bailing you out. 814 00:49:20.160 --> 00:49:21.673 Your pathetic shows are the reason 815 00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:23.716 that theater no longer has an audience. 816 00:49:23.800 --> 00:49:26.917 Oh, but this show is gonna pack them in like it did in the good old days. 817 00:49:27.080 --> 00:49:30.152 They were not good old days, Mr. Moon. 818 00:49:30.360 --> 00:49:33.033 They were magnificent. 819 00:49:33.240 --> 00:49:35.117 And that theater of yours, 820 00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:38.949 it was a palace of wonder and magic. 821 00:49:39.160 --> 00:49:40.434 But, Nana, it still is. 822 00:49:40.600 --> 00:49:42.158 Yeah, right. Ow! 823 00:49:42.240 --> 00:49:45.835 I can recall the ushers in their velvet suits. 824 00:49:46.200 --> 00:49:49.351 Queues a mile long just to get a ticket. 825 00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:54.116 The curtain rising over that glorious stage. 826 00:49:54.280 --> 00:49:57.909 Music and light bringing dreams to life? 827 00:49:58.080 --> 00:49:59.308 Precisely. 828 00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:01.675 Well, it's just like you remember it. 829 00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:04.638 In fact, I've made it even more spectacular. 830 00:50:04.760 --> 00:50:05.909 No, you haven't. Shh. 831 00:50:06.000 --> 00:50:09.072 Come see for yourself. A special performance just for you. 832 00:50:09.160 --> 00:50:10.229 What do you say, Nana? 833 00:50:10.880 --> 00:50:13.633 I say, you are a liar, Mr. Moon. 834 00:50:14.360 --> 00:50:15.475 Okay, well... 835 00:50:15.600 --> 00:50:16.919 We're done now. Thank you, Nana. 836 00:50:17.080 --> 00:50:19.355 But anything's better than spending another evening 837 00:50:19.440 --> 00:50:21.271 playing checkers with this old fart. 838 00:50:21.360 --> 00:50:22.395 What? 839 00:50:22.480 --> 00:50:24.789 Great! It's gonna blow you away, Nana. 840 00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:26.598 And that is no lie! 841 00:50:27.400 --> 00:50:28.515 Now, listen up! 842 00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:31.194 Tomorrow we're going to have a full preview of the show. 843 00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:34.636 And our audience will be none other than Miss Nana Noodleman. 844 00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:37.155 Nana Noodleman? She's still alive? 845 00:50:37.600 --> 00:50:39.397 Oh, yes, and believe me, 846 00:50:39.480 --> 00:50:41.675 she's got some pretty high standards, all right. 847 00:50:41.760 --> 00:50:43.955 So, today we're gonna have a full dress rehearsal. 848 00:50:44.040 --> 00:50:46.235 And I want to see you light up the stage, folks! 849 00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:47.320 Well, that's cool. 850 00:50:47.440 --> 00:50:48.440 Meena, Miss Crawly... 851 00:50:49.120 --> 00:50:51.839 - What do you think? - Wow, it's so ambitious. 852 00:50:51.960 --> 00:50:53.120 Yeah, are you sure about this? 853 00:50:53.160 --> 00:50:55.515 I promised Nana something spectacular. 854 00:50:55.600 --> 00:50:56.999 And this... 855 00:50:57.080 --> 00:50:58.798 It's gonna blow her away. Oh, yes. 856 00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:00.154 Two minutes, everybody. 857 00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:02.000 Johnny? 858 00:51:02.280 --> 00:51:03.793 Johnny, where are you? 859 00:51:05.720 --> 00:51:08.029 Johnny? Answer the walkie-talkie. 860 00:51:08.560 --> 00:51:10.296 Yeah, Dad. I'm here. I'm here. What's wrong? 861 00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:12.470 We got the call. Shipment's coming in. 862 00:51:12.560 --> 00:51:14.152 Tonight? Not tonight. 863 00:51:14.240 --> 00:51:15.559 Now. 864 00:51:15.640 --> 00:51:18.154 Meet us on the corner of Hector Street in two minutes. 865 00:51:30.280 --> 00:51:32.919 Stay here. We'll be back in exactly 37... 866 00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:35.673 Yeah, 37 minutes. Yep. You've told me repeatedly. 867 00:51:42.680 --> 00:51:43.795 I can make it. 868 00:51:49.280 --> 00:51:51.840 Bravo, Mike. Nana is gonna love that! 869 00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:54.317 Aw, you're too kind, Mr. Moon. 870 00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:56.436 And I myself am loving the new suit, sir. 871 00:51:56.520 --> 00:51:58.795 Okay, can we see Ash next, please? 872 00:51:59.600 --> 00:52:01.477 Ash, let's get you out here! 873 00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:05.119 Oh! Stand back. Moody teenager coming through. 874 00:52:05.200 --> 00:52:06.235 Good luck, Ash. 875 00:52:39.080 --> 00:52:40.080 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 876 00:52:40.160 --> 00:52:42.754 Okay. Enough of that! Cut it! Cut it! 877 00:52:44.520 --> 00:52:46.216 I don't think anyone's gonna call her after that. 878 00:52:46.240 --> 00:52:47.559 Okay, Ash. Um... 879 00:52:48.360 --> 00:52:49.759 Hey, come on, Ash. 880 00:52:51.120 --> 00:52:52.872 What is it? Do you not like the dress? 881 00:52:54.760 --> 00:52:57.228 Ow! Ow! 882 00:52:57.440 --> 00:52:58.634 Ash, what's wrong? 883 00:53:06.280 --> 00:53:10.512 Well, it sounds to me like you are way better off without that... 884 00:53:10.600 --> 00:53:13.558 That total super-jerk dinkleschplatt! 885 00:53:13.640 --> 00:53:16.950 Exactly. Total super-jerk dinkleschplatt! 886 00:53:17.040 --> 00:53:18.678 Rosita! Gunter! You're on next! 887 00:53:18.760 --> 00:53:19.795 Yeah, okay, here. 888 00:53:19.880 --> 00:53:21.496 There should be some gum or some candy in there somewhere. 889 00:53:21.520 --> 00:53:22.520 Just help yourself. 890 00:53:23.320 --> 00:53:24.753 Rosita! Rosita! Wait! Wait! Wait! 891 00:53:25.800 --> 00:53:27.119 Can I take your place, please? 892 00:53:27.200 --> 00:53:28.256 Sure, Johnny, go ahead. 893 00:53:28.280 --> 00:53:31.636 Okay, get ready, 'cause I'm warning you... 894 00:53:31.720 --> 00:53:35.269 This stage is about to explode with major piggy power! 895 00:53:36.000 --> 00:53:38.992 I am so sorry. I have no control. 896 00:53:39.760 --> 00:53:40.760 Oh! 897 00:53:41.880 --> 00:53:42.915 Yeah! 898 00:53:43.760 --> 00:53:45.876 Okay, come on, you can do this. 899 00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:53.395 Are you okay? 900 00:53:54.040 --> 00:53:55.598 Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you. 901 00:53:56.280 --> 00:53:57.474 How are you? 902 00:53:57.600 --> 00:53:59.636 Okay, Johnny! Let's get you out here! 903 00:53:59.720 --> 00:54:02.518 And you guys, you've got to work on that routine! 904 00:54:02.600 --> 00:54:03.999 Take it away, Johnny! 905 00:54:16.040 --> 00:54:19.589 You can't just sing it, you've got to show the fire and desire! 906 00:54:19.680 --> 00:54:22.148 The fire went out a long time ago. 907 00:54:22.240 --> 00:54:25.391 What? Look, I can't even keep count of the steps! 908 00:54:25.600 --> 00:54:27.556 Ugh! Counting schmounting! 909 00:54:27.640 --> 00:54:30.279 She sings too much with her head, right? 910 00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:32.355 Ja, ja, see? 911 00:54:32.440 --> 00:54:34.590 Forget the steps and just like... 912 00:54:34.680 --> 00:54:37.194 Let the music take control of your body parts. 913 00:54:37.320 --> 00:54:40.995 My body parts are not responding, okay? It's never gonna happen. 914 00:54:42.200 --> 00:54:43.599 I should just be getting groceries. 915 00:54:43.680 --> 00:54:45.318 Rosita, no... Rosita, come on! 916 00:54:45.400 --> 00:54:46.833 Please, like, don't go. 917 00:54:48.520 --> 00:54:51.318 Psst! Hey! Hey! Down here. 918 00:54:52.600 --> 00:54:54.716 Have you seen three nasty-looking bears out there? 919 00:54:56.080 --> 00:54:57.957 Uh, no. Oh, great. 920 00:54:58.040 --> 00:55:00.270 Hey, by the way, I love your act. Seriously. 921 00:55:00.400 --> 00:55:02.120 The part where you fall flat on your face... 922 00:55:02.200 --> 00:55:04.794 That cracks me up every time. 923 00:55:04.880 --> 00:55:06.154 See you around, porky. 924 00:55:15.720 --> 00:55:16.755 Aw, man. 925 00:55:17.040 --> 00:55:19.190 Johnny, uh, I know I'm asking a lot of you... 926 00:55:19.280 --> 00:55:21.191 Mr. Moon, I'm really trying, I promise. 927 00:55:21.880 --> 00:55:23.960 What about your backup song? Have you practiced that? 928 00:55:24.040 --> 00:55:25.996 Uh, well, not yet. 929 00:55:26.080 --> 00:55:29.072 Well, why don't we go back and work on that one, okay? 930 00:55:29.160 --> 00:55:33.073 I mean, look, if you play like that in front of Nana Noodleman... 931 00:55:35.040 --> 00:55:36.075 Johnny? 932 00:55:44.240 --> 00:55:45.468 Hey! 933 00:56:04.280 --> 00:56:06.669 We are set for life now, boys! 934 00:56:07.040 --> 00:56:09.156 Oh. Oh. What's going on? 935 00:56:09.240 --> 00:56:10.275 Where's Johnny? 936 00:56:10.440 --> 00:56:11.589 He's not here. 937 00:56:14.840 --> 00:56:15.989 Run! 938 00:56:28.160 --> 00:56:30.390 Oh! I'm dead. 939 00:56:41.960 --> 00:56:43.598 Okay, wait, let me see... 940 00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:53.831 No, Mom, I have not made any friends. 941 00:56:53.920 --> 00:56:55.512 What do you think this is, kindergarten? 942 00:56:55.640 --> 00:56:58.016 If you hadn't squealed to the cops, I wouldn't be in here right now. 943 00:56:58.040 --> 00:56:59.256 Honey, when are you getting out? 944 00:56:59.280 --> 00:57:01.236 I'm only gonna be in here for a few years. 945 00:57:01.320 --> 00:57:02.673 Well, where'd you hide the money? 946 00:57:03.520 --> 00:57:04.520 Where were you? 947 00:57:04.600 --> 00:57:07.478 Um, well, the thing is, I went to get gas... 948 00:57:07.560 --> 00:57:08.595 Don't lie to me! 949 00:57:09.520 --> 00:57:11.431 Um, I was at a rehearsal. 950 00:57:11.680 --> 00:57:13.671 Rehearsal? For what? 951 00:57:14.120 --> 00:57:16.759 I was at a singing contest. 952 00:57:18.400 --> 00:57:19.515 Look, Dad... 953 00:57:20.120 --> 00:57:22.793 I'm sorry, I just don't want to be in your gang. 954 00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:24.199 I want to be a singer. 955 00:57:24.240 --> 00:57:27.516 Singer? Look, Dad, no, it's okay. I can get the bail money. 956 00:57:27.600 --> 00:57:29.556 There's a prize. It's $ 100,000. 957 00:57:33.520 --> 00:57:36.193 How did I end up with a son like you, eh? 958 00:57:36.880 --> 00:57:38.393 You're nothing like me. 959 00:57:38.840 --> 00:57:41.070 You never were and you never will be. 960 00:57:41.160 --> 00:57:44.357 I'll get you out! Dad, wait! I'll get the money. I promise! 961 00:58:20.920 --> 00:58:24.276 Johnny! You gave me a fright there. 962 00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:26.436 Sorry, I didn't mean to. I just... 963 00:58:27.040 --> 00:58:30.476 Well, I know it's late, but I could really use some extra piano lessons. 964 00:58:33.120 --> 00:58:34.120 Ah-ha. 965 00:58:35.880 --> 00:58:37.677 Mmm. That's it. 966 00:58:39.400 --> 00:58:40.515 That's good. 967 00:58:41.000 --> 00:58:42.228 You're getting it. 968 00:58:51.600 --> 00:58:52.656 Shoppers are reminded 969 00:58:52.680 --> 00:58:55.114 the store will close in 15 minutes. Thank you. 970 00:59:57.080 --> 00:59:58.672 The lady in aisle six... 971 01:00:00.680 --> 01:00:02.079 That was awesome. 972 01:00:05.480 --> 01:00:06.480 All right. 973 01:00:07.720 --> 01:00:10.473 Mr. Moon, are you sure this is legal? 974 01:00:10.560 --> 01:00:12.437 Uh, I don't know. 975 01:00:12.520 --> 01:00:14.880 But if you keep asking questions, we'll never get this done. 976 01:00:15.760 --> 01:00:16.795 Now, hit it! 977 01:00:17.920 --> 01:00:19.035 Oh! Ahh! 978 01:00:22.560 --> 01:00:23.834 A little higher. 979 01:00:26.040 --> 01:00:27.439 There it is! Thank you! 980 01:00:46.440 --> 01:00:47.440 Hey! 981 01:00:47.800 --> 01:00:48.869 Posters up! 982 01:00:49.120 --> 01:00:51.395 You... Now, run away! 983 01:00:51.480 --> 01:00:53.391 Come back here, you vandals! 984 01:01:11.000 --> 01:01:12.911 Rosita, have you seen my car... Whoa! 985 01:01:17.280 --> 01:01:19.589 Rosita? What the... 986 01:01:19.680 --> 01:01:20.795 What's going on? 987 01:01:21.880 --> 01:01:23.074 Rosita! 988 01:01:27.200 --> 01:01:29.430 Kids, where's Mommy? 989 01:01:36.160 --> 01:01:37.160 Phew! 990 01:01:37.760 --> 01:01:39.113 How's that, Miss Crawly? 991 01:01:41.160 --> 01:01:42.160 Hey! Oh! 992 01:01:43.080 --> 01:01:44.080 Sorry! 993 01:01:44.120 --> 01:01:46.953 Mr. Moon would like everyone to meet backstage before she arrives. 994 01:01:56.320 --> 01:01:57.320 Wow. 995 01:01:57.800 --> 01:01:58.800 You wrote that? 996 01:01:59.200 --> 01:02:01.794 Uh, yeah. Do you like it? 997 01:02:01.880 --> 01:02:04.633 Are you kidding? It's fantastic! 998 01:02:04.760 --> 01:02:06.432 You've got to sing that today! 999 01:02:08.200 --> 01:02:09.349 Mike, you're on first. 1000 01:02:09.440 --> 01:02:11.351 Sure. Just a second here. 1001 01:02:11.440 --> 01:02:12.440 Honey, I'm busy. 1002 01:02:12.520 --> 01:02:13.669 What? I can't hear you. 1003 01:02:13.800 --> 01:02:16.917 Rosita and Gunter, you're on after Mike. 1004 01:02:17.000 --> 01:02:18.911 You got it, boss. Rosita! 1005 01:02:19.000 --> 01:02:22.151 Super cool! You've, like, totally come back! 1006 01:02:22.240 --> 01:02:24.151 Okay, Johnny, you follow them. 1007 01:02:24.240 --> 01:02:27.198 What? Oh, yeah. I'm ready. Yeah, yeah. 1008 01:02:27.280 --> 01:02:28.280 Ash, you're... 1009 01:02:28.320 --> 01:02:29.548 After Johnny. I got it. 1010 01:02:29.680 --> 01:02:31.193 And Meena. Last chance, kid. 1011 01:02:31.320 --> 01:02:33.390 You wanna join these guys out there today? 1012 01:02:33.600 --> 01:02:36.512 I would... I just get so scared. 1013 01:02:36.680 --> 01:02:37.680 Sure, you do. 1014 01:02:37.760 --> 01:02:39.955 But you know how to get over that, right? 1015 01:02:40.040 --> 01:02:41.473 Uh, no. 1016 01:02:41.720 --> 01:02:43.756 You just start singing! 1017 01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:45.360 Do what you love, then you'll be great, 1018 01:02:45.480 --> 01:02:46.576 'cause you won't be afraid anymore, 1019 01:02:46.600 --> 01:02:47.976 because you'll actually be doing it. 1020 01:02:48.000 --> 01:02:49.069 Right? 1021 01:02:49.200 --> 01:02:50.599 Uh... 1022 01:02:50.680 --> 01:02:53.114 Look, do you love to sing? 1023 01:02:53.200 --> 01:02:54.758 I mean, do you really love it? 1024 01:02:55.320 --> 01:02:56.389 Of course I do. 1025 01:02:56.480 --> 01:02:57.959 Then you face this head on, Meena. 1026 01:02:58.680 --> 01:02:59.696 Look, it's like my dad always said, 1027 01:02:59.720 --> 01:03:02.632 "Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love." 1028 01:03:03.520 --> 01:03:05.590 Uh... Okay, I'll do it. 1029 01:03:05.680 --> 01:03:07.318 Great! Mr. Moon! 1030 01:03:07.920 --> 01:03:08.955 She's here! 1031 01:03:23.480 --> 01:03:24.480 Nana! 1032 01:03:25.600 --> 01:03:28.194 Oh! Do not even think of embracing me. 1033 01:03:28.280 --> 01:03:31.352 You got it. Eddie, please show your nana to the royal box. 1034 01:03:31.440 --> 01:03:34.716 Oh, for heaven sakes! I'm perfectly capable of walking. 1035 01:03:35.720 --> 01:03:37.597 You nervous? Are you kidding? 1036 01:03:37.680 --> 01:03:40.148 I'm absolutely terrified. 1037 01:03:46.880 --> 01:03:49.997 Boss, that's his car, isn't it? Right there! 1038 01:03:51.640 --> 01:03:52.755 Pull over. 1039 01:03:57.640 --> 01:04:01.235 Lapsang souchong, courtesy of Mr. Moon... 1040 01:04:02.720 --> 01:04:04.870 Oh... Wonderful. 1041 01:04:08.600 --> 01:04:10.456 Honey, the show is starting, all right? 1042 01:04:10.480 --> 01:04:12.436 I can't talk now. I gotta go. 1043 01:04:12.520 --> 01:04:13.555 Of course I love you. 1044 01:04:13.640 --> 01:04:15.720 You think I'd buy you diamond earrings if I didn't... 1045 01:04:15.840 --> 01:04:17.910 Where is my money? 1046 01:04:18.400 --> 01:04:19.456 Okay, okay, listen, listen. 1047 01:04:19.480 --> 01:04:22.836 I just, maybe, kind of, spent it all. 1048 01:04:23.280 --> 01:04:24.280 You know? 1049 01:04:24.760 --> 01:04:26.816 No, no, please, please, wait! I'll give you the money! 1050 01:04:26.840 --> 01:04:28.831 I'll get you $100,000! 1051 01:04:30.040 --> 01:04:32.998 Where are you going to get that kind of money? 1052 01:04:33.080 --> 01:04:34.115 Moon! Okay? 1053 01:04:35.000 --> 01:04:36.035 Moon's got my money. 1054 01:04:37.680 --> 01:04:39.750 Who is this "Moon"? 1055 01:04:43.160 --> 01:04:48.188 All creatures great and small, welcome to the Moon Theater! 1056 01:04:49.280 --> 01:04:51.919 I am your host, Buster Moon, and... 1057 01:04:52.240 --> 01:04:53.514 Whoa! 1058 01:04:55.920 --> 01:04:58.388 Okay. Behold! 1059 01:04:58.480 --> 01:05:03.156 The very first stage lit entirely by squid power! 1060 01:05:11.360 --> 01:05:12.360 Yeah! 1061 01:05:12.880 --> 01:05:15.474 Beautiful work, guys. Now, just follow me on the beat. 1062 01:05:18.040 --> 01:05:20.998 And as you can see, this is no ordinary theater. 1063 01:05:21.080 --> 01:05:24.436 This is a palace of wonder and magic. 1064 01:05:26.000 --> 01:05:27.991 He's done it! He's really done it, Nana! 1065 01:05:28.720 --> 01:05:30.676 Oh! Goodness! 1066 01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:33.149 Now, welcome our first contestant. 1067 01:05:34.360 --> 01:05:36.032 Whoa! 1068 01:05:37.120 --> 01:05:38.599 Which one of you is Moon? 1069 01:05:38.800 --> 01:05:40.756 Hey, hey, you can't just barge in here! 1070 01:05:40.840 --> 01:05:42.398 You know this guy? 1071 01:05:42.840 --> 01:05:44.353 Mike? Right. 1072 01:05:44.440 --> 01:05:47.910 Mike here says you got his money, and it's in that box. 1073 01:05:49.200 --> 01:05:51.236 No, no, just hold on a moment here. 1074 01:05:51.320 --> 01:05:55.313 That's prize money, and it's not Mike's unless he wins it fair and... 1075 01:05:55.440 --> 01:05:58.637 Give him the money! Okay! Okay! Hey, hey, take it! The whole chest! 1076 01:05:58.760 --> 01:06:00.591 It's yours, okay? All right here. 1077 01:06:00.680 --> 01:06:01.999 Open it. Open it? 1078 01:06:02.520 --> 01:06:03.520 Me? 1079 01:06:04.160 --> 01:06:05.229 Open it! 1080 01:06:05.320 --> 01:06:06.753 Okay, no... 1081 01:06:06.840 --> 01:06:08.398 I just don't have the keys. 1082 01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:09.833 So, maybe you can come back later? 1083 01:06:10.040 --> 01:06:11.632 Get outta the way! 1084 01:06:12.120 --> 01:06:14.236 No, no, no! Wait! 1085 01:06:20.400 --> 01:06:21.913 Hey, there you go! 1086 01:06:22.040 --> 01:06:24.156 Big guy with a bat! Who needs keys, right? 1087 01:06:24.240 --> 01:06:26.320 All right. Well, let's get this thing squared up now. 1088 01:06:27.640 --> 01:06:28.709 What the... 1089 01:06:29.160 --> 01:06:30.160 That's it? 1090 01:06:31.080 --> 01:06:32.513 That's all there is? 1091 01:06:33.960 --> 01:06:34.995 He lied. 1092 01:06:37.280 --> 01:06:38.679 Moon lied to us all! 1093 01:06:38.760 --> 01:06:40.318 Wait a second. I can explain... 1094 01:06:40.400 --> 01:06:42.176 He's your problem, not me. This is just a prop. 1095 01:06:42.200 --> 01:06:43.713 So where's the $100,000? 1096 01:06:44.240 --> 01:06:45.240 You're kidding! 1097 01:06:45.360 --> 01:06:47.016 I cannot believe you lied to us this whole time. 1098 01:06:47.040 --> 01:06:48.314 Huge waste of everyone's... 1099 01:06:48.440 --> 01:06:49.440 This was just... 1100 01:06:57.680 --> 01:06:58.680 Buster! Look out! 1101 01:07:09.600 --> 01:07:10.919 I'm stuck! 1102 01:07:37.320 --> 01:07:38.878 Buster! It's falling! Let go! 1103 01:07:49.800 --> 01:07:52.155 Whoa! Whoa! 1104 01:07:58.440 --> 01:08:00.829 Okay, okay. Steady, girl. Steady. 1105 01:08:18.120 --> 01:08:20.918 No, no, no! 1106 01:08:24.280 --> 01:08:25.280 Oh! 1107 01:08:25.720 --> 01:08:27.870 Ah! Is everyone okay? 1108 01:08:28.160 --> 01:08:29.195 Nana! 1109 01:08:30.400 --> 01:08:32.675 I'm so sorry! I just... 1110 01:08:33.200 --> 01:08:35.031 No, no, don't go! 1111 01:08:35.120 --> 01:08:38.396 Has anyone seen my glass eye? 1112 01:08:38.800 --> 01:08:39.800 Oh... 1113 01:08:39.880 --> 01:08:41.520 It's right here, Miss Crawly. I've got it. 1114 01:08:47.880 --> 01:08:48.915 Look out! 1115 01:09:12.960 --> 01:09:13.995 No. 1116 01:09:30.800 --> 01:09:31.949 Oh, Dad. 1117 01:09:32.080 --> 01:09:33.513 I'm so sorry. 1118 01:09:44.760 --> 01:09:46.034 Where is Mike? 1119 01:09:46.520 --> 01:09:48.556 He must be dead. 1120 01:09:48.640 --> 01:09:50.119 Come on, let's go! 1121 01:09:58.400 --> 01:10:00.072 Mommy, where are you? 1122 01:10:00.960 --> 01:10:02.837 Help! Oh, my gosh! 1123 01:10:03.120 --> 01:10:04.120 Help! 1124 01:10:04.200 --> 01:10:05.997 Hold on! Mommy's here! 1125 01:10:13.120 --> 01:10:15.336 I'm standing at the scene right now, Judy. 1126 01:10:15.360 --> 01:10:16.759 And I can tell you, 1127 01:10:16.840 --> 01:10:19.957 it is a miracle anyone survived this unbelievable disaster. 1128 01:10:56.200 --> 01:10:59.476 Yeah, Buster Moon certainly brought down the house once and for all today. 1129 01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:02.791 And although Mr. Moon has not been available for questions, 1130 01:11:02.880 --> 01:11:04.199 unconfirmed reports suggest 1131 01:11:04.360 --> 01:11:06.590 he was responsible for building a water tank 1132 01:11:06.680 --> 01:11:08.910 that exploded and flooded the building. 1133 01:11:09.000 --> 01:11:10.911 I've been told the 250 squid 1134 01:11:11.000 --> 01:11:13.616 who had been part of Moon's display are in fact... 1135 01:11:13.640 --> 01:11:16.234 Eddie? There's someone at the door. 1136 01:11:16.360 --> 01:11:19.320 And that none of them were harmed during the incident. 1137 01:11:19.360 --> 01:11:22.193 Whether they will be returning to their usual work is not yet... 1138 01:11:23.920 --> 01:11:25.035 Oh, no. 1139 01:11:25.680 --> 01:11:26.954 Mr. Moon? 1140 01:11:29.080 --> 01:11:31.880 Come on, Moon. You can't just hide out in your buddy's pool house. 1141 01:11:31.960 --> 01:11:34.793 Yeah, we just wanna make sure you're all right, that's all. 1142 01:11:38.040 --> 01:11:40.110 Hey, Mr. Moon. You okay? 1143 01:11:40.200 --> 01:11:44.034 Guys, look. I'm sorry about what happened... 1144 01:11:44.120 --> 01:11:45.473 And the prize money and... 1145 01:11:45.560 --> 01:11:47.039 Oh, it's okay. 1146 01:11:47.120 --> 01:11:49.475 No. None of this is okay. 1147 01:11:49.720 --> 01:11:51.073 At least we're all in one piece. 1148 01:11:51.200 --> 01:11:52.349 Yeah, and you know what? 1149 01:11:52.440 --> 01:11:54.954 I bet we can find some other place to put the show on. 1150 01:11:55.080 --> 01:11:56.479 - Right? - Yeah! 1151 01:11:56.560 --> 01:12:00.314 The show? Guys, I'm done. 1152 01:12:02.200 --> 01:12:04.236 Are you serious? What do you mean, "done"? Come on! 1153 01:12:04.560 --> 01:12:06.551 Didn't you see this? Huh? 1154 01:12:06.880 --> 01:12:09.553 Look, it says I'm a "danger to society." 1155 01:12:10.840 --> 01:12:13.877 "A deluded, washed-up charlatan 1156 01:12:13.960 --> 01:12:16.110 "who never had a hit in his career." 1157 01:12:16.240 --> 01:12:18.071 Oh, come on, you don't believe all that? 1158 01:12:18.400 --> 01:12:20.311 Yeah. I do. 1159 01:12:20.600 --> 01:12:23.056 Listen. You're not the only one who lost something here. 1160 01:12:23.080 --> 01:12:24.354 - We all did. - Ja! 1161 01:12:24.440 --> 01:12:28.149 I mean, I lost any chance of ever speaking to my dad again over this show. 1162 01:12:28.280 --> 01:12:30.874 - Sorry. - Oh, Mr. Moon, don't... 1163 01:12:31.640 --> 01:12:32.880 Forget about it. 1164 01:12:32.920 --> 01:12:34.911 What is this? I don't understand. 1165 01:12:35.000 --> 01:12:36.433 Come on, let's get out of here. 1166 01:12:40.280 --> 01:12:41.599 Mr. Moon? 1167 01:12:42.040 --> 01:12:43.553 Meena, please... 1168 01:12:44.600 --> 01:12:46.830 I baked a cake for you 'cause... 1169 01:12:46.920 --> 01:12:51.789 Well, I know you're sad right now and probably afraid to try again and... 1170 01:12:51.880 --> 01:12:53.074 Yeah, I am afraid. 1171 01:12:53.480 --> 01:12:55.118 I'm afraid that this... 1172 01:12:55.200 --> 01:12:56.997 This, me, right now, this is who I am. 1173 01:12:57.080 --> 01:12:58.559 This is my lot for life. 1174 01:12:58.640 --> 01:13:01.074 That I'm not the guy that my dad wanted me to be. 1175 01:13:01.160 --> 01:13:02.275 Not by a million miles. 1176 01:13:02.360 --> 01:13:03.360 But you told me... 1177 01:13:03.480 --> 01:13:05.198 What? What did I say? 1178 01:13:05.280 --> 01:13:06.349 Well, you know... 1179 01:13:06.440 --> 01:13:08.715 "Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love." 1180 01:13:08.800 --> 01:13:11.917 Ugh! That's just a bunch of stupid, corny... 1181 01:13:12.040 --> 01:13:15.749 No, it's not. What? You really believe that you're gonna be a singer? 1182 01:13:15.840 --> 01:13:16.840 Well, yeah, maybe... 1183 01:13:16.960 --> 01:13:19.155 Well, then you're just as big a fool as I am! 1184 01:13:21.200 --> 01:13:22.235 Look, kid... 1185 01:13:22.360 --> 01:13:24.396 You and me, we're both 1186 01:13:24.480 --> 01:13:25.913 afraid for good reason. 1187 01:13:26.600 --> 01:13:27.953 'Cause deep down, we know... 1188 01:13:29.600 --> 01:13:31.477 We just don't have what it takes. 1189 01:14:07.200 --> 01:14:09.316 I'm awake, I'm awake! 1190 01:14:11.560 --> 01:14:12.595 Hey, Buster. 1191 01:14:12.680 --> 01:14:14.079 Hey, Eddie. 1192 01:14:14.160 --> 01:14:15.798 Man, where'd you go? Are you okay? 1193 01:14:15.880 --> 01:14:19.156 Listen, could you meet me at the corner of Dinsdale and Lemington? 1194 01:14:19.240 --> 01:14:20.559 Now? 1195 01:14:20.640 --> 01:14:22.039 Yeah, please. 1196 01:14:22.560 --> 01:14:23.993 And could you... 1197 01:14:24.080 --> 01:14:26.469 Ahem. Could you bring me a spare Speedo? 1198 01:14:27.640 --> 01:14:28.868 Speedo? 1199 01:14:35.480 --> 01:14:36.629 Hey, Miss Crawly. 1200 01:14:36.800 --> 01:14:38.552 Oh! Hello, Eddie! 1201 01:14:38.640 --> 01:14:40.232 Hey, did you bring the Speedo? 1202 01:14:40.400 --> 01:14:42.709 The... Oh, yeah. Uh, here. 1203 01:14:43.560 --> 01:14:45.400 Great. You're a real pal, Eddie. 1204 01:14:46.760 --> 01:14:48.796 Oh! Our first customer! 1205 01:14:48.920 --> 01:14:50.336 Miss Crawly, fill the bucket. 1206 01:14:50.360 --> 01:14:51.395 Be right with you, sir. 1207 01:14:53.200 --> 01:14:54.394 Wait, what are you doing? 1208 01:14:54.560 --> 01:14:56.312 The only other job I know. 1209 01:14:59.000 --> 01:15:01.958 I'm just glad my dad isn't here to see this. 1210 01:15:03.560 --> 01:15:04.913 Miss Crawly, if you would... Oh! 1211 01:15:06.160 --> 01:15:07.160 Thanks. 1212 01:15:07.240 --> 01:15:09.435 Well, gotta go to work. 1213 01:15:09.680 --> 01:15:11.159 Uh, I'll see you around, Eddie. 1214 01:15:29.520 --> 01:15:31.590 Come on! I ain't got all day! 1215 01:15:31.960 --> 01:15:34.269 Aw, forget it. 1216 01:15:34.440 --> 01:15:35.919 Too slow, dude. 1217 01:15:36.120 --> 01:15:37.120 Whoa! 1218 01:15:42.640 --> 01:15:43.959 One moment, please, sir! 1219 01:15:44.760 --> 01:15:47.638 Well, you know the good thing about hitting rock bottom? 1220 01:15:48.280 --> 01:15:51.511 There's only one way left to go. And that's up. 1221 01:15:52.280 --> 01:15:54.714 Come on. You wash. I'll dry. 1222 01:15:58.920 --> 01:16:00.751 Thank you, Miss Crawly. 1223 01:16:41.120 --> 01:16:42.519 Buster, where you going? 1224 01:17:26.800 --> 01:17:28.358 I, uh... 1225 01:17:29.320 --> 01:17:32.073 Do you think you could sing like that in front of a real audience? 1226 01:17:32.880 --> 01:17:36.270 I don't know. But I wanna try. 1227 01:17:36.680 --> 01:17:38.113 Good. 1228 01:17:38.200 --> 01:17:39.315 'Cause I wanna see it. 1229 01:17:41.200 --> 01:17:43.555 We are? Seriously? 1230 01:17:43.720 --> 01:17:46.188 Oh, my gosh! Okay, yes. I'll be right over. 1231 01:17:49.040 --> 01:17:50.393 Hello? 1232 01:17:50.560 --> 01:17:51.834 Oh, hello, Mr. Moon. 1233 01:17:53.560 --> 01:17:56.736 Some say he's the worst showman this city's ever seen. 1234 01:17:56.760 --> 01:17:58.352 Some say he's a walking disaster. 1235 01:17:58.480 --> 01:18:00.550 A loose cannon. 1236 01:18:00.640 --> 01:18:01.789 Well, tomorrow night, 1237 01:18:01.920 --> 01:18:06.038 the name Buster Moon will go down in entertainment history once and for all, 1238 01:18:06.160 --> 01:18:09.755 as he and this bunch of bumbling amateurs attempt to re-stage the show 1239 01:18:10.360 --> 01:18:12.351 that brought down his theater. 1240 01:18:57.000 --> 01:18:59.195 Ah, don't you worry, Mike, all is forgiven. 1241 01:18:59.280 --> 01:19:00.616 Just glad you're back in one piece. 1242 01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:01.976 Oh, yeah, you're too kind, Mr. Moon. 1243 01:19:02.000 --> 01:19:04.036 And, uh, the prize money? 1244 01:19:04.120 --> 01:19:06.236 I mean, it's real this time, right? 1245 01:19:06.320 --> 01:19:08.550 There is no prize money 'cause there's no competition. 1246 01:19:08.680 --> 01:19:10.136 Tonight, you're singing for yourselves. 1247 01:19:10.160 --> 01:19:11.832 Two minutes, everybody! Final checks. 1248 01:19:11.920 --> 01:19:13.114 Singing for ourselves? 1249 01:19:13.640 --> 01:19:15.392 Unbelievable. 1250 01:19:15.520 --> 01:19:17.750 Who's he... This is crazy. I'm outta here. 1251 01:19:18.320 --> 01:19:19.833 Hello! 1252 01:19:19.920 --> 01:19:22.559 We're putting on a show here. 1253 01:19:22.640 --> 01:19:24.756 You all should come and see it! 1254 01:19:24.840 --> 01:19:26.353 You! Come on! 1255 01:19:26.520 --> 01:19:28.954 Come on, fella! It's gonna be really good! 1256 01:19:30.680 --> 01:19:32.352 Hey! How's our new stagehand getting on? 1257 01:19:32.440 --> 01:19:33.475 He's learning fast. 1258 01:19:33.560 --> 01:19:35.835 All set and standing by! I love this headset! 1259 01:19:35.920 --> 01:19:37.956 The audience are in their seats, Mr. Moon. 1260 01:19:38.040 --> 01:19:39.040 Great! 1261 01:19:39.640 --> 01:19:40.959 Hmm. 1262 01:19:41.200 --> 01:19:42.235 Caspar! 1263 01:19:42.320 --> 01:19:44.440 That's all? Get your pants back on, young man! 1264 01:19:44.800 --> 01:19:47.837 Please, you guys, please. Please sit down! 1265 01:19:48.000 --> 01:19:49.956 Hey! Put your shoes back on right now! 1266 01:19:50.040 --> 01:19:52.349 Zoe, I saw that! Stop it! 1267 01:19:52.640 --> 01:19:55.473 And, Leo, that is disgusting. 1268 01:19:55.720 --> 01:19:58.518 Well, John, I've covered many disasters for this network, 1269 01:19:58.600 --> 01:19:59.828 but this is sure to... 1270 01:19:59.920 --> 01:20:01.720 Oh, they're about to start. 1271 01:20:01.840 --> 01:20:03.558 Okay, guys, listen up! 1272 01:20:03.640 --> 01:20:05.437 Look, I gotta tell you, um, 1273 01:20:05.520 --> 01:20:08.557 there's not much of an audience out there tonight. 1274 01:20:08.640 --> 01:20:10.119 But you know what? 1275 01:20:10.240 --> 01:20:11.559 It doesn't matter. 1276 01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:13.631 It really doesn't. 1277 01:20:13.800 --> 01:20:16.394 'Cause tonight is our night. 1278 01:20:16.560 --> 01:20:18.232 And whatever happens, 1279 01:20:19.240 --> 01:20:22.550 I just want you all to know how proud I am to be a part of this with you. 1280 01:20:23.200 --> 01:20:24.553 Good luck, Mr. Moon. 1281 01:20:24.840 --> 01:20:25.920 Good luck, everyone... Whoa! 1282 01:20:30.720 --> 01:20:31.994 Whoop! Uh... 1283 01:20:32.080 --> 01:20:33.832 Sorry. Just jumped the cue there. 1284 01:20:33.920 --> 01:20:36.070 Don't worry. I'm gonna get the hang of this. 1285 01:20:41.920 --> 01:20:43.069 Here we go. 1286 01:20:48.800 --> 01:20:51.553 All creatures great and small... 1287 01:20:51.640 --> 01:20:53.437 ...welcome to the... 1288 01:20:55.360 --> 01:20:56.588 Oh, hello, there. 1289 01:20:56.840 --> 01:20:58.592 Great! 1290 01:20:58.760 --> 01:21:01.558 Welcome to our newly refurbished, open-air theater. 1291 01:21:02.240 --> 01:21:03.275 You ready, big guy? 1292 01:21:03.400 --> 01:21:04.469 Yeah. 1293 01:21:04.560 --> 01:21:06.039 I'm, like, totally ready. 1294 01:21:06.120 --> 01:21:07.269 All right! 1295 01:21:08.200 --> 01:21:09.428 Let's do this. 1296 01:21:09.760 --> 01:21:11.716 Gunter and Rosita! 1297 01:21:38.800 --> 01:21:40.518 Are you getting this? 1298 01:22:00.800 --> 01:22:02.313 Whoa! 1299 01:22:36.600 --> 01:22:37.794 Aren't they great? 1300 01:22:37.880 --> 01:22:40.520 What, are you kidding me? It's like watching Jell-O dancing around. 1301 01:22:40.640 --> 01:22:43.200 Like you could do any better, pip-squeak. 1302 01:22:44.720 --> 01:22:46.073 All right, all right. Hey! 1303 01:22:46.160 --> 01:22:49.550 You wanna see something great? I'll show you great. 1304 01:23:21.200 --> 01:23:23.350 Gunter and Rosita! 1305 01:23:24.760 --> 01:23:26.398 Kids! No! Back to your seats! 1306 01:23:26.520 --> 01:23:28.670 Okay, okay. Whoa! 1307 01:23:28.920 --> 01:23:30.638 Norman! 1308 01:23:37.880 --> 01:23:38.995 All right! 1309 01:23:39.080 --> 01:23:41.036 Piggy power! Ha-ha! 1310 01:23:45.600 --> 01:23:46.715 That was great! 1311 01:23:48.200 --> 01:23:51.272 Well, it seems I'm not the only one who actually enjoyed that. 1312 01:23:51.360 --> 01:23:53.920 Crowds are beginning to arrive at the scene. 1313 01:23:54.640 --> 01:23:55.675 Help! 1314 01:23:55.800 --> 01:23:57.358 I'm so sorry, Mr. Moon. 1315 01:23:57.440 --> 01:23:58.953 Johnny, you're on next. 1316 01:24:42.760 --> 01:24:44.159 What is that? 1317 01:24:44.240 --> 01:24:46.117 Turn it down, will ya? 1318 01:24:47.160 --> 01:24:48.160 Oi... 1319 01:24:48.360 --> 01:24:51.033 Didn't you hear me? I said, turn it... 1320 01:24:52.240 --> 01:24:53.309 Johnny? 1321 01:25:00.120 --> 01:25:01.348 Johnny. 1322 01:25:03.480 --> 01:25:04.993 It's Johnny! 1323 01:25:05.160 --> 01:25:06.513 That's my son! 1324 01:25:11.360 --> 01:25:12.360 My son... 1325 01:25:24.200 --> 01:25:26.589 What the... Hey! 1326 01:25:28.720 --> 01:25:29.720 Hey, hey, hey! 1327 01:26:22.080 --> 01:26:23.832 What about that, huh? 1328 01:26:23.920 --> 01:26:25.592 Give it up for Johnny, folks! 1329 01:26:38.560 --> 01:26:40.835 What's with the face? You were great! 1330 01:26:40.920 --> 01:26:41.955 They loved you! 1331 01:26:43.840 --> 01:26:45.592 Yeah, thanks, Rosita. 1332 01:26:56.720 --> 01:26:59.598 All right. Welcome to all you newcomers! 1333 01:26:59.680 --> 01:27:02.148 You are just in time to meet a teenager 1334 01:27:02.240 --> 01:27:04.515 who was recently dumped by her boyfriend. 1335 01:27:04.760 --> 01:27:07.069 I know, right? 1336 01:27:07.280 --> 01:27:11.114 But she's gonna chase those blues away with a song of her very own. 1337 01:27:11.200 --> 01:27:14.237 Allow me to introduce the singing sensation... 1338 01:27:14.320 --> 01:27:15.320 Ash! 1339 01:27:31.960 --> 01:27:32.960 Judith? 1340 01:27:33.760 --> 01:27:35.830 You are all trespassing on private property. 1341 01:27:35.960 --> 01:27:37.296 What? And you will leave right now. 1342 01:27:37.320 --> 01:27:38.833 No, no, no. Judith... 1343 01:27:38.960 --> 01:27:39.960 All of you! 1344 01:28:17.840 --> 01:28:19.717 I am calling the police. 1345 01:28:46.040 --> 01:28:50.079 Ugh. Seriously? She's not even that good. 1346 01:28:50.160 --> 01:28:52.799 Yeah, yeah. Totally. 1347 01:29:49.800 --> 01:29:51.392 Uh... 1348 01:29:51.480 --> 01:29:53.232 You guys okay? 1349 01:29:58.400 --> 01:30:00.152 Ash! Ash! Ash! 1350 01:30:01.400 --> 01:30:04.392 What about that? 1351 01:30:04.480 --> 01:30:08.393 We just witnessed the birth of a genuine rock star! 1352 01:30:08.480 --> 01:30:10.914 Moon, you've got some stuck here. 1353 01:30:11.000 --> 01:30:12.000 Ow! 1354 01:30:23.160 --> 01:30:24.673 He may be tiny, 1355 01:30:24.760 --> 01:30:27.115 but there's no denying his enormous talent. 1356 01:30:27.520 --> 01:30:30.671 Would you please welcome to the stage, Mike! 1357 01:30:30.960 --> 01:30:32.439 What are you doing back here? 1358 01:30:32.680 --> 01:30:33.680 Relax, sweetheart. 1359 01:30:33.760 --> 01:30:36.479 Just came back to show you bozos how it's really done. 1360 01:30:36.560 --> 01:30:38.118 Now, watch this. 1361 01:31:09.600 --> 01:31:10.999 Boss! That is him! 1362 01:31:11.200 --> 01:31:12.428 That is Mike! 1363 01:31:53.080 --> 01:31:54.911 I'm so proud of you. 1364 01:32:05.920 --> 01:32:06.920 Uh-oh. 1365 01:32:16.040 --> 01:32:17.268 You gotta be kidding me. 1366 01:32:47.560 --> 01:32:50.632 Negative. I've lost sight of the suspect and am terminating pursuit. 1367 01:33:09.080 --> 01:33:11.355 That pip-squeak really was great. 1368 01:33:12.640 --> 01:33:14.517 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1369 01:33:14.760 --> 01:33:16.637 Oh, please, you're too kind, really. 1370 01:33:16.720 --> 01:33:18.119 Look at me, I'm turning red. 1371 01:33:18.200 --> 01:33:19.918 Stop! I can't take it. 1372 01:33:20.000 --> 01:33:21.069 Keep it coming. 1373 01:33:21.720 --> 01:33:23.073 Well, I better get back. 1374 01:33:23.200 --> 01:33:25.350 They'll be wondering what happened to me. 1375 01:33:25.840 --> 01:33:27.239 You'll visit me though, yeah? 1376 01:33:27.640 --> 01:33:28.834 Yeah, course I will. 1377 01:33:30.840 --> 01:33:32.034 See you, son. 1378 01:33:42.760 --> 01:33:46.196 We have one final act for you tonight. 1379 01:33:46.280 --> 01:33:48.430 Would you please welcome to the stage 1380 01:33:48.600 --> 01:33:50.795 for her first ever live appearance, 1381 01:33:50.880 --> 01:33:51.915 Meena! 1382 01:33:55.200 --> 01:33:56.394 Meena? 1383 01:33:57.400 --> 01:33:58.719 Is she coming out? 1384 01:33:59.920 --> 01:34:01.592 Meena, what's wrong? Are you okay? 1385 01:34:01.960 --> 01:34:03.837 I... I can't move. 1386 01:34:03.920 --> 01:34:06.718 I'm... I'm terrified. 1387 01:34:09.320 --> 01:34:10.673 Give me your hand, kid. 1388 01:34:12.880 --> 01:34:13.949 Okay, deep breaths. 1389 01:34:14.320 --> 01:34:17.073 Deep breaths, and remember what I told you. 1390 01:34:17.160 --> 01:34:22.188 You will not feel afraid anymore if you just start singing. 1391 01:34:22.400 --> 01:34:23.469 Meena! 1392 01:34:23.560 --> 01:34:24.560 Meena! 1393 01:34:27.400 --> 01:34:29.152 Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry! 1394 01:34:31.800 --> 01:34:33.074 Uh... 1395 01:34:33.400 --> 01:34:34.469 Okay. 1396 01:34:35.560 --> 01:34:37.152 Uh... 1397 01:34:41.120 --> 01:34:42.439 Sing. 1398 01:34:43.720 --> 01:34:44.869 Okay. 1399 01:36:16.120 --> 01:36:17.120 Whoo-hoo! 1400 01:36:22.520 --> 01:36:24.715 Guys, guys, wait. We can talk this over, right? 1401 01:36:24.840 --> 01:36:27.070 We're all reasonable individuals here. 1402 01:36:31.760 --> 01:36:32.909 Get in! Quick! 1403 01:36:33.440 --> 01:36:34.668 Oh, thank you, sweetheart! 1404 01:36:36.120 --> 01:36:37.872 Whew! That was close! Yeah. 1405 01:37:38.280 --> 01:37:39.315 Come on! 1406 01:38:21.240 --> 01:38:22.639 She did it! 1407 01:38:23.120 --> 01:38:24.348 Go, go! 1408 01:38:33.640 --> 01:38:36.712 Oh, Dad, I wish you could see this. 1409 01:39:54.720 --> 01:39:56.073 Everybody ready? 1410 01:39:56.680 --> 01:39:59.558 All creatures great and small, 1411 01:40:00.000 --> 01:40:04.312 welcome to the New Moon Theater! 1411 01:40:05.305 --> 01:41:05.421 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org