1
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2
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This is so amazing!

3
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Hey!

4
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Oh, my God.

5
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The way you just said hey to me.

6
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You are so nice.

7
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I mean, I knew that
the first day you saw me.

8
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Hug me!

9
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You have to try it.

10
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I am so not depressed anymore.

11
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Try what?

12
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Ecstasy!

13
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Where did you get it?

14
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Your friend!

15
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What the fuck is
he doing at Columbia?

16
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God, he's fucking cute!

17
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Our families are friends,
I've known him forever.

18
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You like that?

19
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I choose you!

20
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Having fun?

21
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Not as much as Caitlin.

22
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You see the eyes she had on me?

23
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The lid, dude.

24
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She's from Okla-fuckin'-homa.

25
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So, Jackie, you're in a frat now?

26
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Rutgers chapter,
since freshman year.

27
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I came up here to see you.

28
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Got any more x?

29
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For you, the first hit's free.

30
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Just don't tell your dad.

31
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I don't even talk to him anymore.

32
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Read 'em and suck my dick!

33
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Yes, yes! Yes, baby!

34
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30 times, right there, that's mine.

35
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Ho, he's still got the dice?

36
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I own these fuckin' dice.

37
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You're makin' me a rich man,
Ralphie boy.

38
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The boss.

39
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How are ya?

40
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What can I get ya guys?

41
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Fuckin' Faccia Di Merda, he don't
come say hello?

42
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What's this, a new suit, huh?

43
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Hey, T, how are ya? On'

44
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how ya doin'?

45
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What's wrong with you? The
skip's here.

46
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I'm on a roll here.

47
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You'll be on a slab you keep it up.

48
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Hey, come here.

49
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Hey, Ton'.

50
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I'm sorry, this fuckin' guy.

51
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Hello, Anthony.

52
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You look good.

53
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Want a drink?

54
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Another time, Anthony.

55
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Another time.

56
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Let's whack this cocksucker
and be done with it.

57
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I'm here to enjoy myself.

58
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I'm so fuckin' hard.

59
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No, Jackie, don't.

60
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Meadow.

61
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Meadow, wake up.

62
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I'm so sleepy.

63
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You drank too much
fuckin' tequila.

64
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C'mon, I can't stop now.

65
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"Another time, Anthony"?

66
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Cocksucker turns
his back on the boss?

67
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That I couldn't believe.

68
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He's lucky I didn't put
one in his fuckin' head!

69
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On that front, don't be surprised
if Paulie pops the question.

70
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Ralphie's star is rising.

71
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All those unions.

72
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Paulie can't come near
that kinda cash for us.

73
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Ralphie's a good earner.

74
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Guy like that...

75
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loose cannon.

76
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You'll be leaving your hou
he'll pull a Jack Ruby on you.

77
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Why'd I have to punch
this fuckin' asshole?

78
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Frankly...

79
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I was a little surprised.

80
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You're gonna start on me now, huh?

81
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He disrespected "the Bing."

82
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So, he's barred from the place.

83
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He bashed that poor
girl's brains in.

84
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I hear you...

85
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I know.

86
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It was a tragedy.

87
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The fact is though,

88
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she was not related to
you by blood or marriage.

89
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She was not your goomata.

90
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Ralphie's a made guy, Ton'.

91
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All things considered,
he's got a legitimate beef.

92
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Make him disappear or make nice.

93
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You only got two choices.

94
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I would suggest something
in the way of an apology.

95
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Absolutely fuckin' not!

96
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Do something public that
shows there's no bad blood.

97
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Give him...

98
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give him a piece of the casino.

99
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We're partnered with
New York on that

100
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and I don't want him
that close to Johnny Sack.

101
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You could bump him up to captain.

102
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It's what he's been
wanting, you know.

103
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Ralphie, a fuckin' captain...

104
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over my dead body.

105
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Thank you.

106
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You see that shit before?

107
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The look on Tony's face when
I turned down that drink?

108
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Buy me a drink? Fuck you.

109
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He knew it was wrong, what he did.

110
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He is the boss,

111
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he could do what he wants.

112
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Boss or no,

113
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you don't raise your hands to
another made guy.

114
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Joe Mo from Mulberry Street,
exact same situation.

115
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He smacked that guy
from North Bergen around.

116
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Huge problem.

117
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Of course.

118
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Rules are rules, otherwise, what?

119
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Fuckin' anarchy.

120
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At the very least,
Tony owes you an apology.

121
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The money I put in his pocket for
construction alone,

122
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he should hit his knees, this prick.

123
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What?

124
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You think I'm afraid
of that fat fuck?

125
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No offense.

126
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I could see if it was
his daughter,

127
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or a niece of his,

128
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but all this over some dead whore.

129
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He had to be fuckin' her.

130
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No.

131
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He knew you were fuckin' her.

132
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That's why, that's how he is,

133
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like a dog with two bones.

134
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I'm supposed to go over there...

135
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for Thanksgiving, me and Ro, Tony's.

136
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Really?

137
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Fuck him and his turkey.

138
00:09:12,735 --> 00:09:15,238
I oughta shove a
drumstick up his ass.

139
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Look who I caught sneaking
in the fire door.

140
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My parishioners might not
understand

141
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I'm here to help
feed the hungry.

142
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Reverend.

143
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Happy Thanksgiving.

144
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Madonn', who needs it?

145
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Oh, c'mon, turkey, sweet potatoes,
pumpkin pie?

146
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You gotta love all that.

147
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That's because you never lived
through the "walyo" version.

148
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Major antipast' first.

149
00:09:45,268 --> 00:09:46,269
Then soup,

150
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meatballs and scharol

151
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then the baked manigott',

152
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then the bird.

153
00:09:52,275 --> 00:09:54,777
I love manicotti.

154
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Turkeys are here.

155
00:09:56,279 --> 00:09:57,780
There are some in here, too.

156
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Thing with turkeys, they got no
sense of direction.

157
00:10:03,286 --> 00:10:06,289
They're on their way to food
emporium and now look.

158
00:10:08,791 --> 00:10:10,793
What's this I hear about
Ralph Cifaretto?

159
00:10:11,294 --> 00:10:13,296
He refused to have a drink
with you at the club?

160
00:10:13,296 --> 00:10:15,298
So?

161
00:10:15,298 --> 00:10:18,301
He refused the drink 'cause
he's a despicable fuck

162
00:10:18,301 --> 00:10:20,803
that I bitch-slapped at a
moment of very justified anger.

163
00:10:20,803 --> 00:10:23,306
That sounds like a problem.

164
00:10:25,308 --> 00:10:27,310
Happy Thanksgiving 
to you and yours.

165
00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:28,811
Yeah, you too.

166
00:10:28,811 --> 00:10:30,813
Happy Thanksgiving,
Reverend.

167
00:10:30,813 --> 00:10:31,814
That mine?

168
00:10:32,315 --> 00:10:33,816
Ah, beautiful.

169
00:10:33,816 --> 00:10:34,817
Look at that.

170
00:10:35,818 --> 00:10:37,320
Ah, shit!

171
00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:38,821
What's the matter?

172
00:10:39,322 --> 00:10:41,324
That fuckin' asshole's
supposed to come to Thanksgiving

173
00:10:41,324 --> 00:10:42,825
with Rosalie.

174
00:10:42,825 --> 00:10:44,327
No way he'll show.

175
00:10:44,327 --> 00:10:45,828
I'm gonna give him the option?

176
00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:48,331
That cocksucker shouldn't even
be there in the first place.

177
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:55,338
Honey, I know you don't like to--

178
00:10:56,839 --> 00:10:59,342
I know you don't like
to be pinned down,

179
00:10:59,342 --> 00:11:02,345
but Thanksgiving, it would
be very nice to be able to

180
00:11:02,345 --> 00:11:04,347
tell Carmela whether you're coming.

181
00:11:04,847 --> 00:11:06,849
Who's gonna be there?

182
00:11:06,849 --> 00:11:08,351
Besides us?

183
00:11:08,351 --> 00:11:10,353
I don't know, Carm's parents.

184
00:11:10,353 --> 00:11:11,854
Great.

185
00:11:11,854 --> 00:11:13,856
How about Meadow?

186
00:11:13,856 --> 00:11:16,859
So, Thanksgiving, who's all
coming this year?

187
00:11:16,859 --> 00:11:18,361
You know, the usual.

188
00:11:18,861 --> 00:11:20,363
Nana and grandpa...

189
00:11:20,363 --> 00:11:21,864
Chris and Ade.

190
00:11:22,365 --> 00:11:24,867
I think Janice is bringing
someone from her prayer group.

191
00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:27,370
Um, and Aunt Ro and Uncle Ralph.

192
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:30,373
Jackie's probably
not coming though, right?

193
00:11:30,873 --> 00:11:32,375
Oh, I don't know, why?

194
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:33,876
Can't I just ask anything?

195
00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:35,378
Alright, take it easy.

196
00:11:35,378 --> 00:11:36,879
I have class, I'll
see you Thursday.

197
00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,881
Alright, bye.

198
00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:45,388
Hello.

199
00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:46,889
Hey, Carm, it's Ro.

200
00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:48,891
God, that is so weird
that you just called.

201
00:11:49,392 --> 00:11:50,393
I just hung up with Meadow

202
00:11:50,393 --> 00:11:52,395
and she was asking if Jackie
was coming for Thanksgiving.

203
00:11:52,395 --> 00:11:53,896
Oh, really?

204
00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:56,399
Jackie just asked me about her.

205
00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:57,400
My radar's up.

206
00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,403
Oh, you and those
romance novels, Rosalie.

207
00:12:00,403 --> 00:12:02,905
Can you imagine
the beautiful children

208
00:12:02,905 --> 00:12:05,408
those two would make,
with those genes?

209
00:12:05,408 --> 00:12:07,910
Remember when Meadow
was born, what we said?

210
00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:09,912
Yes, we said a lot
of things, Ro.

211
00:12:09,912 --> 00:12:12,915
Do me a favor, concentrate on
that almond torte of yours, alright?

212
00:12:12,915 --> 00:12:14,417
I'm counting on you.

213
00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:15,418
I'm looking for the recipe.

214
00:12:15,918 --> 00:12:16,919
Alright, bye.

215
00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:24,927
Here's the turkey.

216
00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:26,429
Oh, my God, it's huge.

217
00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:29,432
Good thing, I'm feeding
an army this year.

218
00:12:29,932 --> 00:12:31,434
Not as many as you think.

219
00:12:31,434 --> 00:12:34,437
I need you to call Rosalie
and cancel with them.

220
00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:36,439
Thanksgiving, why?

221
00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:37,940
Just do it, alright?

222
00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:39,442
Enough of this Jetson's shit

223
00:12:39,442 --> 00:12:41,444
them coming over to Mr. Spacely's
house for dinner.

224
00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:43,446
I was just talking to her, what
am I gonna say?

225
00:12:43,446 --> 00:12:44,947
Fine, I'll call.

226
00:12:44,947 --> 00:12:47,450
And my excuse won't be
nearly as nice as yours.

227
00:12:50,953 --> 00:12:52,955
Goddamnit, Tony.

228
00:12:54,457 --> 00:12:56,959
What, your stomach still?

229
00:13:05,468 --> 00:13:07,470
Dr. Akavi?

230
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:11,474
Gloria Trillo, Globe Mercedes.

231
00:13:12,475 --> 00:13:17,480
Listen, a pre-owned
2001 S-600 just came in.

232
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,982
You're the first person I thought of.

233
00:13:19,982 --> 00:13:22,985
Wood trim package,
GPS with everything.

234
00:13:23,486 --> 00:13:26,489
Only 7500 miles,

235
00:13:28,991 --> 00:13:31,994
I don't think it's gonna
last till Saturday.

236
00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:33,996
Tomorrow?

237
00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:35,498
Great.

238
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:41,003
No, I'm sorry, I can't, we're
doing a sales meeting at lunch.

239
00:13:42,004 --> 00:13:44,006
Okay, see ya...

240
00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:46,008
bye.

241
00:13:59,522 --> 00:14:01,524
You waiting for
somebody in there?

242
00:14:01,524 --> 00:14:03,025
I got an appointment.

243
00:14:03,025 --> 00:14:04,527
Did she double-book us?

244
00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:06,529
I'm usually Thursday,

245
00:14:07,029 --> 00:14:09,031
but I had to reschedule
because of the holiday.

246
00:14:09,031 --> 00:14:11,534
This is when I usually come.

247
00:14:14,537 --> 00:14:18,541
I'm trying to quit smoking.

248
00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:20,543
Serial killer.

249
00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:23,546
I murdered seven relationships.

250
00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:26,549
Listen, you're here.

251
00:14:26,549 --> 00:14:28,551
Why don't you take my appointment?

252
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:30,553
Oh, no, no, I couldn't
do that, no.

253
00:14:30,553 --> 00:14:32,555
It would be my good
deed for the day.

254
00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:36,058
Flag on the play.

255
00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:38,060
I'm pretty sure you said Tuesday.

256
00:14:38,561 --> 00:14:39,562
I did?

257
00:14:40,062 --> 00:14:42,064
I'll come back next week
at the same time and...

258
00:14:42,064 --> 00:14:44,066
no problemo.

259
00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:45,568
I told her she could
have my appointment.

260
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:47,570
Actually, it is a little difficult

261
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,572
getting away from work.

262
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:50,573
See?

263
00:14:52,575 --> 00:14:53,576
I...

264
00:14:53,576 --> 00:14:56,078
I could see you tonight at seven.

265
00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:00,082
Yeah, yeah, thanks.

266
00:15:00,082 --> 00:15:01,083
Okay.

267
00:15:01,584 --> 00:15:03,085
How hard was that?

268
00:15:17,099 --> 00:15:18,601
Hello?

269
00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:20,102
Ro, it's Carm.

270
00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:24,106
This is so terrible to do
on such short notice,

271
00:15:24,106 --> 00:15:26,108
but I just got off
the phone with ma.

272
00:15:26,108 --> 00:15:27,109
What's the matter?

273
00:15:27,109 --> 00:15:28,110
It's my father.

274
00:15:28,611 --> 00:15:30,112
They had some troubling test results.

275
00:15:30,112 --> 00:15:31,614
Something to do with
his white blood cells.

276
00:15:32,114 --> 00:15:33,616
Oh, my God.

277
00:15:33,616 --> 00:15:35,618
Yeah, I know, uh...

278
00:15:35,618 --> 00:15:37,620
they're gonna have to
do further testing

279
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,622
before they can be
sure of the diagnosis.

280
00:15:39,622 --> 00:15:41,624
Ma just wants to have
a quiet Thanksgiving.

281
00:15:41,624 --> 00:15:44,126
She said that they would have
it just the two of them, but--

282
00:15:44,627 --> 00:15:46,128
they should be with their family.

283
00:15:46,128 --> 00:15:49,131
I feel so awful giving
you so little notice.

284
00:15:49,131 --> 00:15:52,635
Don't be silly, I just wish there
was something I could do.

285
00:15:52,635 --> 00:15:54,637
Thank you, Ro, that is so sweet.

286
00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:57,139
Of course, I'll let you know
when I know anything more.

287
00:15:57,139 --> 00:15:58,641
Okay, take care, sweetheart.

288
00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:00,142
Bye.

289
00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:02,144
Alright, bye-bye.

290
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,652
Carm's father, he's sick.

291
00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:12,655
She had to cancel Thanksgiving.

292
00:16:18,661 --> 00:16:20,162
It's three A.M.

293
00:16:20,162 --> 00:16:22,665
Bam, come wide awake.

294
00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:25,167
Something specific?

295
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,169
It's a management problem.

296
00:16:27,169 --> 00:16:29,171
It's a situation with an underling.

297
00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:31,674
Now, it's partly my fault.

298
00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:34,677
But he never should've
done what he did.

299
00:16:35,177 --> 00:16:36,679
What was it?

300
00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:38,681
Could you tell me that?

301
00:16:39,181 --> 00:16:43,185
He caused the...

302
00:16:43,185 --> 00:16:45,187
early retirement...

303
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:48,190
of somebody else.

304
00:16:50,693 --> 00:16:53,195
The particulars aren't
important, he fucked up.

305
00:16:56,198 --> 00:16:59,702
Ordinarily, I would
just, you know...

306
00:16:59,702 --> 00:17:01,704
put him out to pasture.

307
00:17:01,704 --> 00:17:04,206
But he's a very valuable
piece of manpower.

308
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:07,710
Is it complicated by a
personal relationship?

309
00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:16,719
I been reading that...

310
00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:19,221
book you told me about.

311
00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:22,725
"The Art of War" by Sun Tzu.

312
00:17:25,227 --> 00:17:27,229
Here's this guy...

313
00:17:27,229 --> 00:17:31,734
a Chinese general, wrote
this thing 2400 years ago.

314
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:34,236
And most of it still applies today.

315
00:17:34,236 --> 00:17:36,238
Balk the enemy's power.

316
00:17:36,238 --> 00:17:38,741
Force him to reveal himself.

317
00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:40,743
Uh, I have to ask...

318
00:17:40,743 --> 00:17:42,745
are you in any sort of danger?

319
00:17:43,245 --> 00:17:44,747
No, can I go on?

320
00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:49,752
Most of the guys that I know,
they read Prince Machiavelli.

321
00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:52,755
I had Carmela go and get
the Cliff Notes once...

322
00:17:54,256 --> 00:17:56,759
he's okay.

323
00:17:57,259 --> 00:18:00,262
But this book is much
better about strategy.

324
00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:11,774
Listen, I wanted to
ask you about the girl.

325
00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:13,776
That woman that was here today.

326
00:18:14,276 --> 00:18:15,778
The Mercedes saleslady.

327
00:18:15,778 --> 00:18:17,780
I'm very sorry about the confusion.

328
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,782
What does somebody like
that need a shrink for?

329
00:18:19,782 --> 00:18:22,785
I can't talk about another patient.

330
00:18:23,285 --> 00:18:24,286
Just...

331
00:18:25,788 --> 00:18:27,790
it makes you wonder, that's all.

332
00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:43,806
It's after hours, it's dark.

333
00:18:45,307 --> 00:18:47,810
You want me to walk
you to your car?

334
00:18:48,811 --> 00:18:50,813
No, thank you.

335
00:18:51,313 --> 00:18:54,316
I have some work I have
to catch up on here.

336
00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:06,829
Anyone for a turtle?

337
00:19:06,829 --> 00:19:08,831
Hmm?

338
00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:10,833
Aaron, honey.

339
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:11,834
Hey!

340
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:12,835
What?

341
00:19:13,335 --> 00:19:14,837
Oh.

342
00:19:14,837 --> 00:19:16,338
Who's winning?

343
00:19:16,338 --> 00:19:18,340
Like you even know who's playin'.

344
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,842
It so happens that I do.

345
00:19:19,842 --> 00:19:21,343
Detroit plays every Thanksgiving.

346
00:19:21,343 --> 00:19:24,346
What a shame Barry Sanders retired.

347
00:19:24,346 --> 00:19:26,348
He's a real sweetheart.

348
00:19:26,348 --> 00:19:28,350
A.J., did you tell
your dad and your grandpa

349
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:30,853
how I served him when I waitressed
at Kenny Roger's?

350
00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:32,354
Colonel Sanders.

351
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:34,857
No, at Kenny Rogers,
Barry Sanders.

352
00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:37,359
Yeah, she served him.

353
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:46,869
Yes!

354
00:19:46,869 --> 00:19:47,870
Hey.

355
00:19:56,879 --> 00:19:58,881
Yeah!

356
00:20:06,889 --> 00:20:08,390
Hey.

357
00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:09,391
Hey.

358
00:20:11,393 --> 00:20:14,897
Meadow, you know I love you more
than anything in this world, right?

359
00:20:14,897 --> 00:20:17,900
Dad, what are you talking about?

360
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:21,403
I know things haven't been
so good with us lately,

361
00:20:21,403 --> 00:20:22,905
it's just...

362
00:20:24,406 --> 00:20:26,909
if anything were ever
to happen to you...

363
00:20:26,909 --> 00:20:29,411
everybody, come on, dinner!

364
00:20:29,411 --> 00:20:30,913
Go ahead.

365
00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:40,422
I'll tell you, this turned out
to be a blessing in disguise.

366
00:20:40,923 --> 00:20:42,925
My two boys...

367
00:20:42,925 --> 00:20:46,428
I was worried about
the gravy, but...

368
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:50,432
Ralph, honey, you feel alright?

369
00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:52,935
You hardly touched your manigott'.

370
00:20:52,935 --> 00:20:55,938
I'm fine, Christ, please,
how many times?

371
00:20:55,938 --> 00:21:00,442
Jackie, honey, you don't have to
stay for dessert if you don't want to.

372
00:21:00,442 --> 00:21:02,444
Jesus Christ, a little
manners, huh?

373
00:21:02,444 --> 00:21:03,946
What'd she just say?

374
00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:04,947
It's okay.

375
00:21:04,947 --> 00:21:06,448
Why don't you go see

376
00:21:06,448 --> 00:21:08,951
if Meadow wants to go
to a movie or something?

377
00:21:08,951 --> 00:21:10,452
Sure, ma.

378
00:21:11,453 --> 00:21:12,955
Good dinner.

379
00:21:17,459 --> 00:21:19,461
I'll tell ya a nifty trick.

380
00:21:19,461 --> 00:21:21,463
Break off a piece of
Ohio kitchen match,

381
00:21:21,964 --> 00:21:22,965
in the screw hole,

382
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:24,967
give the threads something
to grab onto.

383
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:26,969
Yeah?

384
00:21:26,969 --> 00:21:28,971
'Cause I used the Elmer's and
the knob still fell out.

385
00:21:28,971 --> 00:21:30,472
Forget about it.

386
00:21:39,982 --> 00:21:43,485
Narcolepsy is an A.S.D.A.
Certified dissomnia.

387
00:21:43,986 --> 00:21:45,487
It's no picnic.

388
00:21:45,487 --> 00:21:47,489
Almost time for turkey sandwiches!

389
00:21:49,491 --> 00:21:50,993
I'll put more coffee on.

390
00:21:52,494 --> 00:21:54,496
Oh, my God, who could that be?

391
00:21:54,496 --> 00:21:56,999
It's the Boston strangler, Jesus, ma.

392
00:21:56,999 --> 00:21:58,000
I'll get it.

393
00:22:01,003 --> 00:22:03,005
Hey.

394
00:22:03,505 --> 00:22:04,506
Hey!

395
00:22:04,506 --> 00:22:06,008
Jackie, hi!

396
00:22:06,008 --> 00:22:09,011
I guess you know everybody here

397
00:22:09,011 --> 00:22:12,014
except for Aaron, Janice's friend.

398
00:22:12,014 --> 00:22:13,515
Hey, Aaron.

399
00:22:13,515 --> 00:22:15,517
Have you heard the good news?

400
00:22:17,019 --> 00:22:18,520
He is risen.

401
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,023
Sit down, we're gonna have
some turkey sandwiches.

402
00:22:21,523 --> 00:22:25,027
Thanks, I already ate.

403
00:22:25,027 --> 00:22:28,030
Just figured I'd see if Meadow
wanted to do something.

404
00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:30,032
See a movie, whatever.

405
00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:34,036
Sure, I mean, I was gonna
go over to Hunter's.

406
00:22:34,036 --> 00:22:35,037
You wanna go?

407
00:22:35,037 --> 00:22:36,538
Whatever.

408
00:22:36,538 --> 00:22:39,541
I'll be down in a sec.

409
00:22:39,541 --> 00:22:41,543
A Soprano and an Aprile.

410
00:22:45,047 --> 00:22:48,050
So, how's school,
everything good, right?

411
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,552
Yeah, GPA's up this quarter.

412
00:22:56,058 --> 00:22:59,061
Why don't you just bag
it, and come to Dov's?

413
00:23:00,062 --> 00:23:02,064
Hunter's expecting me.

414
00:23:20,082 --> 00:23:22,084
We can hang out all weekend.

415
00:23:22,084 --> 00:23:24,086
We wouldn't have to
like do anything.

416
00:23:26,088 --> 00:23:28,090
I have to study.

417
00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:30,092
Don't you have midterms too?

418
00:23:30,092 --> 00:23:31,593
I don't even go anymore.

419
00:23:32,094 --> 00:23:32,594
What?

420
00:23:33,095 --> 00:23:34,096
Why?

421
00:23:34,096 --> 00:23:36,598
Organic chemistry?

422
00:23:36,598 --> 00:23:38,600
Nucleotides and shit.

423
00:23:40,102 --> 00:23:42,604
You wanna know what I'm interested in?

424
00:23:42,604 --> 00:23:44,606
Men's fashion.

425
00:23:44,606 --> 00:23:48,110
Not the faggy part of
it, but like to be Hugo Boss.

426
00:23:49,611 --> 00:23:51,613
Did you ever think
of applying to fit?

427
00:23:51,613 --> 00:23:54,116
It's supposed to be
a good school for that.

428
00:23:54,116 --> 00:23:55,617
Come on, come to Dov's.

429
00:23:56,118 --> 00:23:58,120
I wanna be with you so bad.

430
00:24:00,622 --> 00:24:02,624
I can't, Jackie.

431
00:24:06,128 --> 00:24:07,629
What?

432
00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:11,133
You won't go with me, but you'd
go with that black guy?

433
00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,635
It's not that I don't want to go.

434
00:24:13,635 --> 00:24:15,637
I've been hurt.

435
00:24:17,139 --> 00:24:19,641
Just give me some time, okay?

436
00:24:39,161 --> 00:24:40,662
...as street corners

437
00:24:40,662 --> 00:24:42,664
are heaps of crumbled
wrath and masonry.

438
00:24:43,165 --> 00:24:44,666
...darling Christmas gift--

439
00:24:44,666 --> 00:24:47,169
three shuttles remain, now--

440
00:24:49,171 --> 00:24:52,174
it makes me crazy,
Rosalie, all of them.

441
00:24:52,174 --> 00:24:54,676
They're already hiring the caterers.

442
00:24:54,676 --> 00:24:57,679
I mean, we were young when we
got married, but those two?

443
00:24:57,679 --> 00:24:59,681
Emotionally they are
much younger than we were.

444
00:25:00,182 --> 00:25:01,683
...until then,

445
00:25:01,683 --> 00:25:04,686
here's how you'll get your thrills.

446
00:25:07,189 --> 00:25:10,192
The Mercedes-Benz
coups and convertibles.

447
00:25:10,192 --> 00:25:11,693
Earth to Tony.

448
00:25:13,695 --> 00:25:16,198
I'm thinking of getting one of those.

449
00:25:16,198 --> 00:25:18,700
What, a Mercedes?

450
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,203
Go ahead, it's a cute car.

451
00:25:23,205 --> 00:25:25,207
You hear?

452
00:25:25,207 --> 00:25:27,709
T disinvited Ralph to Thanksgiving.

453
00:25:27,709 --> 00:25:28,710
No shit.

454
00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:29,711
Madonn'.

455
00:25:30,212 --> 00:25:32,714
Tony sees the big picture.

456
00:25:32,714 --> 00:25:34,216
Oh, little Paulie.

457
00:25:34,216 --> 00:25:35,717
Hey, Ton'.

458
00:25:35,717 --> 00:25:37,219
This prick treating you okay?

459
00:25:37,219 --> 00:25:39,721
No complaints.

460
00:25:39,721 --> 00:25:41,723
C'mon, little Paulie, everybody,

461
00:25:41,723 --> 00:25:44,226
I'll buy you an egg cream.

462
00:25:45,727 --> 00:25:47,229
C'mon, sit down.

463
00:25:56,238 --> 00:25:57,739
So...

464
00:25:57,739 --> 00:26:01,243
how are things going over
there with our friend?

465
00:26:01,243 --> 00:26:03,245
The same, you know.

466
00:26:03,245 --> 00:26:05,247
What's he saying about me?

467
00:26:05,247 --> 00:26:08,250
To me? Nothing, he knows better.

468
00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:09,751
He's still breaking
my balls though,

469
00:26:09,751 --> 00:26:11,753
about taking orders from me.

470
00:26:11,753 --> 00:26:13,755
Plus now, with you and him
and all that other shit there.

471
00:26:14,256 --> 00:26:16,258
It's your job to
make my job easier.

472
00:26:16,258 --> 00:26:18,260
I'm not complaining,
you asked me.

473
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,762
He's a frustrating guy.

474
00:26:23,765 --> 00:26:26,268
I don't know how
things are gonna go...

475
00:26:26,768 --> 00:26:29,271
but I can't promise
he's gonna go away.

476
00:26:29,271 --> 00:26:30,772
It's not just him.

477
00:26:30,772 --> 00:26:32,274
This freon deal.

478
00:26:32,274 --> 00:26:34,276
We're in the middle of a major
renovation at the house,

479
00:26:34,776 --> 00:26:37,279
I got two kids getting ready for
college soon.

480
00:26:37,279 --> 00:26:40,782
Hey, hang in there,
you're doing a good job.

481
00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:00,302
Did you see those bags?

482
00:27:00,302 --> 00:27:02,304
Fuckin' stress is killing him.

483
00:27:02,304 --> 00:27:03,305
Yeah.

484
00:27:03,305 --> 00:27:07,309
Maybe he wants my fuckin' job.

485
00:27:07,309 --> 00:27:10,812
...it's a matter of
honor this Thanksgiving

486
00:27:10,812 --> 00:27:13,815
because everyone at Texas
remembers turkey day two years ago...

487
00:27:14,316 --> 00:27:15,817
sure you don't wanna eat?
I got a little turkey left.

488
00:27:15,817 --> 00:27:17,319
No, thank you, dear.

489
00:27:17,319 --> 00:27:18,820
Johnny, please, don't get up.

490
00:27:19,321 --> 00:27:21,823
I'm off to physical therapy, hon.

491
00:27:22,824 --> 00:27:25,327
Used to be some hoofer, poor thing.

492
00:27:25,327 --> 00:27:27,829
Takes a terrible toll on the joints.

493
00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:34,836
You heard what he did
with Thanksgiving?

494
00:27:34,836 --> 00:27:37,839
It's not good, Ralph.

495
00:27:37,839 --> 00:27:39,841
Will you please tell me
what I did to this guy?

496
00:27:40,342 --> 00:27:43,345
Turn down a drink? I wasn't thirsty!

497
00:27:43,345 --> 00:27:44,846
Ralph.

498
00:27:44,846 --> 00:27:46,848
Ever since I'm back from
Miami, he's up my ass!

499
00:27:46,848 --> 00:27:48,850
I'm earning with three hands here,

500
00:27:48,850 --> 00:27:51,853
and it's still not good enough
to satisfy this cocksucker!

501
00:27:51,853 --> 00:27:54,356
And then he fuckin' hits me?

502
00:27:56,358 --> 00:27:57,859
I'm telling you, John.

503
00:27:57,859 --> 00:27:59,861
He's not leaving me
a lot of options here.

504
00:27:59,861 --> 00:28:00,862
Don't talk crazy!

505
00:28:00,862 --> 00:28:04,366
You wanna commit suicide,
pills are a lot easier.

506
00:28:10,372 --> 00:28:11,873
What do you think
Carmine would say

507
00:28:11,873 --> 00:28:13,875
if I wanted to switch families?

508
00:28:13,875 --> 00:28:15,377
Come with you guys.

509
00:28:15,377 --> 00:28:17,879
Carmine doesn't know who you are.

510
00:28:17,879 --> 00:28:19,881
You could tell him.

511
00:28:19,881 --> 00:28:22,384
Ralph, listen to me.

512
00:28:22,384 --> 00:28:24,886
As a friend...

513
00:28:24,886 --> 00:28:26,888
I know Tony can be difficult.

514
00:28:26,888 --> 00:28:28,890
His father was the same, his uncle,

515
00:28:28,890 --> 00:28:30,892
they always need someone to demonize.

516
00:28:30,892 --> 00:28:33,895
But New York and the Sopranos have
long-standing ties

517
00:28:33,895 --> 00:28:35,897
and that's not gonna change,

518
00:28:35,897 --> 00:28:37,899
not for you or anybody else.

519
00:28:37,899 --> 00:28:39,901
You want me to be frank?

520
00:28:39,901 --> 00:28:42,904
You brought this on yourself
with that girl.

521
00:28:42,904 --> 00:28:44,906
"A", she was a whore,

522
00:28:45,407 --> 00:28:47,909
"B", she hit me.

523
00:28:49,411 --> 00:28:52,414
And that wasn't my
kid she was carrying.

524
00:28:57,419 --> 00:28:59,421
It was the fucking coke,

525
00:28:59,921 --> 00:29:02,424
I should've never
started with that shit.

526
00:29:02,924 --> 00:29:06,928
Fuckin' Miami, it's
all over the place.

527
00:29:06,928 --> 00:29:08,930
Just tell Anthony you're sorry.

528
00:29:08,930 --> 00:29:10,932
I was high, I admit it,

529
00:29:10,932 --> 00:29:12,934
and I swear to Christ
I'm not doing it anymore.

530
00:29:13,435 --> 00:29:15,437
"Tony, I'm sorry."

531
00:29:15,437 --> 00:29:16,938
Fuck that, what good would it do?

532
00:29:17,439 --> 00:29:18,440
It might save your life!

533
00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:20,942
He hit me!

534
00:29:20,942 --> 00:29:23,445
He was wrong, believe me, he knows.

535
00:29:26,948 --> 00:29:29,951
You don't think I know people
are laughing behind my back?

536
00:29:30,452 --> 00:29:32,954
I'll talk to Tony, I'm sure he'll
make it right.

537
00:29:32,954 --> 00:29:34,456
At this point, how?

538
00:29:34,456 --> 00:29:36,958
I don't know.

539
00:29:39,961 --> 00:29:42,464
Would you take capo of your crew?

540
00:29:43,965 --> 00:29:47,469
No, no, I wouldn't, no fuckin' way.

541
00:29:47,469 --> 00:29:49,471
Ralph Cifaretto came by.

542
00:29:49,971 --> 00:29:51,473
What'd he want,

543
00:29:51,473 --> 00:29:55,477
a fully-fueled jet
and a safe trip to the Pope?

544
00:29:55,477 --> 00:29:57,479
He's running scared since
you cancelled that dinner.

545
00:29:57,479 --> 00:30:00,482
If your opponent is of choleric
temper, irritate him.

546
00:30:00,482 --> 00:30:02,484
Yeah, well,

547
00:30:02,484 --> 00:30:04,986
he wants to apologize.

548
00:30:04,986 --> 00:30:06,488
Oh, really?

549
00:30:06,488 --> 00:30:08,990
Would that put this to rest?

550
00:30:11,493 --> 00:30:13,495
If it's sincere.

551
00:30:13,495 --> 00:30:17,499
It might relieve me of
a very unpleasant decision.

552
00:30:17,499 --> 00:30:20,001
You know, they're about to
break ground on the esplanade.

553
00:30:20,502 --> 00:30:23,004
We're talking about millions
of dollars here, Tony.

554
00:30:23,004 --> 00:30:25,507
It wouldn't hurt either of
to have a point man in there

555
00:30:25,507 --> 00:30:27,008
feels appreciated.

556
00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:30,011
I'm just saying.

557
00:30:30,011 --> 00:30:32,514
It wouldn't hurt
to throw him a bone.

558
00:30:32,514 --> 00:30:33,515
Like what?

559
00:30:36,017 --> 00:30:37,018
Capo?

560
00:30:37,018 --> 00:30:38,520
No fuckin' way.

561
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,021
Never.

562
00:30:41,022 --> 00:30:43,024
You heard what he did.

563
00:30:43,024 --> 00:30:46,027
That poor girl just
had her 20th birthday.

564
00:30:46,027 --> 00:30:47,529
Capo's what he mentioned.

565
00:30:47,529 --> 00:30:50,031
I threw cold water on it right away.

566
00:30:51,533 --> 00:30:54,536
But she was a whore, Tony.

567
00:30:54,536 --> 00:30:58,540
I don't want to talk about that
situation ever again, with anybody.

568
00:30:58,540 --> 00:31:00,041
You understand me?

569
00:31:00,041 --> 00:31:02,043
It was just a suggestion,

570
00:31:02,043 --> 00:31:03,545
keep a happy shop.

571
00:31:03,545 --> 00:31:05,046
Correct me if I'm wrong,

572
00:31:05,046 --> 00:31:07,048
didn't you say you weren't
gonna stick your beak in?

573
00:31:07,048 --> 00:31:08,550
Can't two friends talk?

574
00:31:08,550 --> 00:31:12,053
I talked to him, he's
delighted you wanna see him.

575
00:31:12,053 --> 00:31:14,556
Great, he said that?

576
00:31:15,056 --> 00:31:16,558
That's great.

577
00:31:17,058 --> 00:31:18,560
That's fuckin' great news.

578
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,561
What'd I tell you?

579
00:31:19,561 --> 00:31:21,062
Listen, the other thing,

580
00:31:21,062 --> 00:31:24,065
what's he gonna do
to make that right?

581
00:31:24,065 --> 00:31:25,567
Just talk to him.

582
00:31:25,567 --> 00:31:27,569
He indicated he's very open
to working something out.

583
00:31:27,569 --> 00:31:29,571
Thank you, thank you.

584
00:31:29,571 --> 00:31:31,072
Anything!

585
00:31:31,072 --> 00:31:33,575
Thank you, thank you.

586
00:31:37,579 --> 00:31:39,080
Oh, Fabian!

587
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,082
The fuck you doing up before noon?

588
00:31:41,082 --> 00:31:42,584
I'm moving out,

589
00:31:42,584 --> 00:31:44,085
over to Dov's.

590
00:31:45,587 --> 00:31:47,589
Beanie boy?

591
00:31:47,589 --> 00:31:50,091
Yeah, his reserve unit
in Israel got called up.

592
00:31:50,091 --> 00:31:52,093
God bless America, huh?

593
00:31:53,595 --> 00:31:57,098
Listen, you find
yourself short on x,

594
00:31:57,098 --> 00:31:59,601
I know a guy.

595
00:32:00,602 --> 00:32:01,603
X?

596
00:32:02,103 --> 00:32:02,604
What?

597
00:32:02,604 --> 00:32:05,607
I'm trying to do you a favor.

598
00:32:07,108 --> 00:32:08,610
And just so you know,

599
00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:12,113
that bullshit your future
father-in-law pulled over Thanksgiving,

600
00:32:12,113 --> 00:32:14,616
he knew I had no intention
of going over there.

601
00:32:15,116 --> 00:32:16,618
He's trying to save face.

602
00:32:16,618 --> 00:32:20,622
So he stoops so low, he had his
wife lie to your mother.

603
00:32:22,123 --> 00:32:24,125
Whatever you need, give me a call.

604
00:32:24,125 --> 00:32:26,127
Be good.

605
00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:33,584
The woman is 50 years old.

606
00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:37,088
Sometimes I just want
to scream in her face,

607
00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:41,092
"quit whining, no wonder he left you!"

608
00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:44,095
Her supervisor looks at her cross-eyed

609
00:32:44,595 --> 00:32:48,099
and I get a call at
3:00 in the morning.

610
00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:51,602
She wants to talk about how
her father laughed at her

611
00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:54,605
when she fell off her bicycle
when she was seven.

612
00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:56,607
Does she call your emergency number?

613
00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:58,609
No, that's not the point, Elliot!

614
00:32:58,609 --> 00:33:02,113
Oh, these fuckin' interruptions!

615
00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:05,616
I was raped.

616
00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:08,619
You have feelings of your
own and who is listening?

617
00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:10,121
That's right, damnit.

618
00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:14,125
I have to sit there

619
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:17,628
and take care of these
people hour after hour

620
00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:21,132
with all their problems...

621
00:33:21,132 --> 00:33:24,135
and some of them are very
real and very serious,

622
00:33:24,635 --> 00:33:26,637
and I'm sorry,

623
00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:28,639
I care, I really do...

624
00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:32,643
but it's hard sometimes.

625
00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:35,646
I just want to say,"I hurt!"

626
00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:39,150
Good, sure.

627
00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:40,651
That's why you're here.

628
00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:43,154
I'm sorry, Elliot.

629
00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:45,656
No need to be sorry.

630
00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:50,161
You've been through such trauma.

631
00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:53,164
It takes tremendous
strength of will

632
00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:55,166
and inner resource

633
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:57,168
to soldier on as you
do at your work.

634
00:33:57,168 --> 00:33:59,170
Thank you, Elliot.

635
00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:04,675
I try, I really do.

636
00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:07,178
It's just hard sometimes.

637
00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:13,684
And patient Soprano?

638
00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:15,686
How's all that?

639
00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:20,691
He offered to escort me to my car.

640
00:34:20,691 --> 00:34:23,694
I almost fell in his arms crying.

641
00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:28,199
Oh, Jesus Christ.

642
00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:35,706
Chris.

643
00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:36,707
Paulie.

644
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:38,209
Ralphie.

645
00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:15,246
You wanted to see me?

646
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:17,748
Yeah, Tony.

647
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:19,750
About what?

648
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,252
About what?

649
00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:22,753
You know...

650
00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:25,256
to apologize.

651
00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:27,758
Oh.

652
00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:33,764
Sit down?

653
00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:46,277
I was doing a lot of coke.

654
00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:49,280
I said some things and
I did some things...

655
00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:54,285
that I'm sorry for.

656
00:35:54,285 --> 00:35:56,787
It's not gonna happen again.

657
00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:01,792
What'd you do?

658
00:36:04,295 --> 00:36:06,297
I was rude

659
00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:08,799
when you offered me the drink.

660
00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:13,804
And I disrespected "the Bing."

661
00:36:18,309 --> 00:36:20,311
And the girl...

662
00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:27,318
that shouldn't have happened.

663
00:36:27,318 --> 00:36:28,819
Like I said,

664
00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:30,321
I was doing a lot of coke.

665
00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:36,327
But I gave that up, and...

666
00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:39,830
end of story, and...

667
00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:46,337
I'm sorry, Tony, okay?

668
00:37:03,354 --> 00:37:04,855
Anything else?

669
00:37:21,872 --> 00:37:22,873
Hey.

670
00:37:22,873 --> 00:37:24,375
What's up, Gi?

671
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:25,876
Hey, Gi.

672
00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:28,379
My wife made some turkey
sandwiches if anybody wants one.

673
00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:31,382
I'm still a little bloated
from Thanksgiving.

674
00:37:31,382 --> 00:37:33,884
Thanksgiving, 1982.

675
00:37:33,884 --> 00:37:36,887
Fucking turkey, it's like spackle
in my bowels.

676
00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:37,888
Nothing moves.

677
00:37:37,888 --> 00:37:40,391
Want me to run to Rite Aid's
and get you some Metamucil?

678
00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:41,892
Nah, I hate that shit.

679
00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:44,395
Maybe I'll try one with lettuce
and cranberry.

680
00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:47,898
Ralph around?

681
00:37:47,898 --> 00:37:48,899
Not yet.

682
00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:50,401
Want me to give him a call?

683
00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:53,404
Please, let's just
enjoy the quiet, huh?

684
00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:56,407
After decades of planning,
ground was broken today

685
00:37:57,408 --> 00:37:59,410
on the city of Newark,
New Jersey's

686
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:01,412
Museum of Science and Trucking,
and Riverfront Esplanade.

687
00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:02,913
Oh, hi, Ralphie.

688
00:38:02,913 --> 00:38:04,915
C'mon in, he's watching TV.

689
00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:06,917
...the project was held
up several times

690
00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:08,919
by political infighting--

691
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:11,922
nothing, he gave me nothing.

692
00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:14,925
Two seconds, look, the fucking
esplanade, finally.

693
00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:17,928
We're gonna need our own
bulldozers to take the money away.

694
00:38:17,928 --> 00:38:19,430
Not a thing, John.

695
00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:21,932
Not a thank you, not an
apology, nothing!

696
00:38:21,932 --> 00:38:24,435
Calm down, take it easy.

697
00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:27,938
He let me stand there
like a servant...

698
00:38:27,938 --> 00:38:30,941
scraping, bowing!

699
00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:34,445
Cocksucker didn't even
invite me to sit down.

700
00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:36,447
It's posturing,
it's part of the game.

701
00:38:36,447 --> 00:38:38,449
Fuck the game, he's going down.

702
00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:40,451
Are you fucking stupid coming in here
talking to me like that?

703
00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:42,453
I don't give a fuck anymore!

704
00:38:42,453 --> 00:38:45,456
I've given my life to this thing

705
00:38:45,456 --> 00:38:47,958
and this is the thanks I get?

706
00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:06,977
It's Silvio Dante on the phone.

707
00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:08,479
You wanna talk to him?

708
00:39:08,479 --> 00:39:10,481
Tell him I'll call him back.

709
00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:11,482
They're my children.

710
00:39:11,482 --> 00:39:13,484
You seriously cannot be--

711
00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:19,990
I'm so sorry!

712
00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:22,493
You shut the door?

713
00:39:25,496 --> 00:39:27,998
Jesus Christ, you're
worse than Bobby.

714
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,502
Anybody see you come in?

715
00:39:31,502 --> 00:39:32,503
Yeah.

716
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:34,505
Fuck 'em.

717
00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:36,507
I don't give a shit anymore.

718
00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:39,009
Brought you some leftover turkey
and stuffing,

719
00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:40,511
manigott'.

720
00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:42,513
Keep it.

721
00:39:42,513 --> 00:39:44,515
Everything goes through me.

722
00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:47,518
And these drafts,
I should be down in boca.

723
00:39:49,019 --> 00:39:50,020
Drafts?

724
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:52,523
It's like the fucking
Amazon jungle in here.

725
00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:55,025
What's the thermostat say?

726
00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:56,527
Don't touch it!

727
00:39:59,029 --> 00:40:00,531
Alright.

728
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:03,534
Jesus.

729
00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:06,537
You're scaring the hell outta me here.

730
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:11,542
The thought of losing you.

731
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:13,544
Grandpa,

732
00:40:13,544 --> 00:40:16,547
did he ever work for
somebody named Trillo?

733
00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:19,550
He owned a lumberyard?

734
00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:21,552
My father was a master stonemason,

735
00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:23,554
he never cut fucking wood.

736
00:40:23,554 --> 00:40:25,556
A contractor then?

737
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:28,058
Built garden apartments?

738
00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:31,061
There was somebody named Trillo,
he had seven daughters.

739
00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:33,063
I can't remember.

740
00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:40,571
I thought you were gonna ask
my advice about Ralph Cifaretto.

741
00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:48,078
Got any thoughts?

742
00:40:48,078 --> 00:40:49,580
What else do I have left?

743
00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:53,584
A real contremps you have
on your hands here.

744
00:40:56,086 --> 00:40:59,089
A good kid, but you never
should've put Gigi in there.

745
00:40:59,089 --> 00:41:01,091
He's strong, a good earner,

746
00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:03,093
well respected.

747
00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:05,095
Not by that crew.

748
00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:07,097
To them he's a ghibelline
coming over to butt in.

749
00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:10,100
They don't trust him,
they undermine him.

750
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:13,103
On top of that, you got Ralph now
pissing in their ears.

751
00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:15,606
Any day you'll have a
mutiny on your hands.

752
00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:19,109
So, I take Gigi out,

753
00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:21,111
what kind of message
does that send?

754
00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:24,114
That you're indecisive
and unsure of yourself.

755
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:26,116
Exactly.

756
00:41:26,617 --> 00:41:28,619
Who the fuck would I
replace him with anyway?

757
00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:30,621
All good questions.

758
00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:32,623
Great, what's the fuckin' answer?

759
00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:34,625
Who says there is one?

760
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:36,627
That's what being a boss is,

761
00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:38,128
you steer the ship
the best way you know.

762
00:41:38,629 --> 00:41:40,631
Sometimes it's smooth,
sometimes you hit the rocks.

763
00:41:41,131 --> 00:41:42,633
In the meantime,

764
00:41:42,633 --> 00:41:45,135
you find your pleasures
where you can.

765
00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:52,142
How much longer, skip?

766
00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:54,144
I gotta take a leak!

767
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,662
Holy Jesus.

768
00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:26,176
What the fuck are you lookin'
at? Call 911.

769
00:42:29,179 --> 00:42:31,181
I don't feel a pulse.

770
00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:34,184
I'm so sorry.

771
00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:41,191
I'm sorry.

772
00:42:41,191 --> 00:42:42,693
Thank you, Tony.

773
00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:45,195
He was a good man.

774
00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:48,198
Never said a bad word
about anybody.

775
00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:53,704
Thank you, Tony.

776
00:42:53,704 --> 00:42:56,707
I'm so sorry.

777
00:43:11,722 --> 00:43:13,223
It's fuckin' awful.

778
00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:15,726
He's a young man.

779
00:43:15,726 --> 00:43:18,228
Heart disease...

780
00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:22,232
the silent killer.

781
00:43:22,733 --> 00:43:25,235
Hey, there are worse ways to go.

782
00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:29,740
Even still, on the pisciadood?

783
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,242
Pretty fuckin' humiliating.

784
00:43:32,743 --> 00:43:34,745
It's how Elvis died.

785
00:43:34,745 --> 00:43:37,247
That guy in Hollywood, too.

786
00:43:37,247 --> 00:43:39,249
Don something.

787
00:43:39,249 --> 00:43:41,752
Producer of "The Simpsons."

788
00:43:45,255 --> 00:43:47,257
So, there's a vacancy.

789
00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:49,760
There's a lot of business to do.

790
00:43:51,261 --> 00:43:53,764
You thought about
who it's gonna be?

791
00:44:28,298 --> 00:44:30,801
Terrible, it's a terrible thing.

792
00:44:30,801 --> 00:44:33,303
Guy was in here twice a week.

793
00:44:33,804 --> 00:44:36,807
Brought the kids in and
everything on Sundays.

794
00:44:45,816 --> 00:44:47,317
Artie, hey, Ton'.

795
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,322
I gotta go rotate my
pork shoulder.

796
00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:58,829
You wanted to see me?

797
00:44:58,829 --> 00:45:00,330
Sit down.

798
00:45:11,842 --> 00:45:13,844
I'm making you captain.

799
00:45:15,846 --> 00:45:17,347
You are?

800
00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:19,850
That's great.

801
00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:21,852
Oh, that's fuckin' great.

802
00:45:21,852 --> 00:45:24,354
Anthony, you're not gonna be sorry.

803
00:45:24,354 --> 00:45:25,355
Thank you.

804
00:45:36,366 --> 00:45:37,868
What?

805
00:45:40,871 --> 00:45:43,373
I need to hear

806
00:45:43,874 --> 00:45:45,876
it was merit,

807
00:45:46,376 --> 00:45:48,879
and not just'cause

808
00:45:48,879 --> 00:45:52,883
somebody was constipated
and blew a gasket.

809
00:45:58,388 --> 00:46:01,391
You're gonna be making
a lot more money, Ralphie,

810
00:46:01,391 --> 00:46:03,393
so, don't question.

811
00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:05,896
You wanted captain? You're captain.

812
00:46:05,896 --> 00:46:07,898
Thank you, Tony, you're right.

813
00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:13,403
I've wanted this so fuckin' long.

814
00:46:14,905 --> 00:46:16,406
Well...

815
00:46:17,908 --> 00:46:19,910
you know what they say.

816
00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:23,413
Be careful what you wish
for, you just might get it.

817
00:46:28,418 --> 00:46:29,920
So, um...

818
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,923
we gonna have a drink
together or what?

819
00:47:05,455 --> 00:47:07,457
What's this shit I hear

820
00:47:07,457 --> 00:47:09,960
about Tony having a fight
with Ralph Cifaretto?

821
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,963
Something about Thanksgiving?

822
00:47:12,963 --> 00:47:13,964
I was there.

823
00:47:14,464 --> 00:47:15,966
What, at Tony's?

824
00:47:15,966 --> 00:47:17,968
Wow, on Thanksgiving?

825
00:47:17,968 --> 00:47:20,470
After dinner, to take Meadow out.

826
00:47:25,475 --> 00:47:27,477
Did you fuck her yet?

827
00:47:28,979 --> 00:47:30,981
Her body is mad ripe.

828
00:47:30,981 --> 00:47:32,983
Yeah, but did you fuck her yet?

829
00:47:33,483 --> 00:47:35,485
She's creamin' for me, man.

830
00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:38,989
You didn't fuck her yet.

831
00:47:40,490 --> 00:47:42,492
I don't know if it's
even a smart thing.

832
00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:44,494
She's Tony Soprano's daughter.

833
00:47:44,494 --> 00:47:46,496
I'll be right back.

834
00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:48,999
See ya.

835
00:47:48,999 --> 00:47:52,502
Jackie, c'mon, Vassar, that band.

836
00:47:52,502 --> 00:47:55,005
C'mon, double or nothing.

837
00:47:55,005 --> 00:47:56,506
Yeah, rack 'em.

838
00:47:56,506 --> 00:47:58,508
You said you were gonna take me.

839
00:47:58,508 --> 00:48:00,010
Go sit down.

840
00:48:02,512 --> 00:48:04,014
Ha, ha, ha.

841
00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:05,015
Fuckin' brat.

842
00:48:05,515 --> 00:48:07,017
Meadow!

843
00:48:07,017 --> 00:48:08,018
Goddamnit!

844
00:48:23,533 --> 00:48:24,534
Hey, no!

845
00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:30,540
Meadow!

846
00:48:34,044 --> 00:48:36,046
Oh, my God, fuck, Meadow!

847
00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:37,047
Jackie!

848
00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:39,049
Jesus, Meadow, are you alright?

849
00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:40,050
I think so.

850
00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:41,551
Ow! Easy.

851
00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:42,552
What's the matter?

852
00:48:42,552 --> 00:48:44,554
My purse is stuck.

853
00:48:47,557 --> 00:48:49,559
You guys alright?

854
00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:50,560
We're fine.

855
00:48:51,061 --> 00:48:52,562
We're totally fine, nobody got hurt.

856
00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:54,064
Blew a tire.

857
00:48:54,064 --> 00:48:55,065
But your car...

858
00:48:55,565 --> 00:48:57,567
fuck the car, I'll call it in stolen.

859
00:48:57,567 --> 00:48:59,569
Oh, my God, Jackie, I am so sorry!

860
00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:01,571
As long as you're okay.

861
00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:04,574
I don't know what I would've
done if you would've got hurt.

862
00:49:04,574 --> 00:49:06,076
You almost died.

863
00:49:06,076 --> 00:49:07,577
I'm so sorry.

864
00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:10,080
I should've taken you to
Vassar like you wanted.

865
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,082
But you loved that car.

866
00:49:12,082 --> 00:49:13,583
It's alright.

867
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:16,086
Come on, let's get you home.

868
00:49:17,087 --> 00:49:19,089
No...

869
00:49:19,089 --> 00:49:21,091
I wanna go with you.

870
00:49:21,091 --> 00:49:22,592
You sure?

871
00:49:47,117 --> 00:49:49,619
And we could match up...

872
00:49:53,623 --> 00:49:56,626
well, that sounds good...

873
00:50:01,131 --> 00:50:02,632
I'll give you my card.

874
00:50:02,632 --> 00:50:04,134
I'll be here at 10:00.

875
00:50:04,634 --> 00:50:06,136
Okay? Nice to meet you.

876
00:50:06,136 --> 00:50:08,138
Nice meeting you.

877
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,641
Hey.

878
00:50:12,142 --> 00:50:13,643
It's you.

879
00:50:13,643 --> 00:50:16,146
I had my eye on...

880
00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:18,148
one of these.

881
00:50:18,148 --> 00:50:19,649
You have good taste.

882
00:50:21,151 --> 00:50:24,154
Mind if I take it for a test drive?

883
00:50:24,154 --> 00:50:27,157
You have to be accompanied
by a sales rep.

884
00:50:27,157 --> 00:50:29,159
Anybody available?

885
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,661
Dale?

886
00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:32,662
Yeah.

887
00:50:32,662 --> 00:50:34,164
I'm going out.

888
00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:35,665
600.

889
00:50:41,671 --> 00:50:42,672
Thanks.

890
00:50:48,178 --> 00:50:49,179
Thank you.

891
00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:50,680
Mm-hmm.

892
00:51:20,710 --> 00:51:21,211
Hello?

893
00:51:21,711 --> 00:51:23,713
Jennifer it's Gloria Trillo.

894
00:51:23,713 --> 00:51:26,216
I'm really sorry, but
I can't make it today.

895
00:51:26,216 --> 00:51:28,218
Everything alright?

896
00:51:28,218 --> 00:51:30,220
Yeah, yeah, fine.

897
00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:32,222
All they had was wine coolers.

898
00:51:35,725 --> 00:51:37,227
Well...

899
00:51:37,227 --> 00:51:39,729
I'm glad you called.

900
00:51:39,729 --> 00:51:41,731
Do you want to reschedule?

901
00:51:41,731 --> 00:51:43,733
No, it's okay,

902
00:51:43,733 --> 00:51:46,736
I'll just see you next
week at the regular time.

903
00:51:47,836 --> 00:51:50,839
Okay, I'll see you next week.

904
00:51:51,305 --> 00:51:57,253
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