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You better get married.

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You're starting to look old.

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Dad! You can't
say that to her!

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<i>Pappou!</i>

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Huh.

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<i>That's
a family tradition.</i>

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<i>My dad used to say that to me, and
now he just said it to my daughter.</i>

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<i>She's 17.</i>

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<i>My family worries about each
other because we're close.</i>

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<i>Very close.</i>

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<i>Extremely close.</i>

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<i>We see no difference between
hugging and suffocation.</i>

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Toula, find your daughter
a Greek boyfriend

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before she does
what you did.

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What the...

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You married a <i>kseno.</i>
My husband!

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He's a nice boy, very nice,
but not Greek, a <i>kseno.</i>

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How can you say that?

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Please stop!

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Hmm.

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<i>Do I speak for all
mothers of teens when I ask,</i>

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<i>"Does it ever get better?"</i>

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Hey, hey, hey.

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<i>Ela,</i> Costa!

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Nicko.

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Hey, Dad, pop the trunk.
I'm freezing my nads off.

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Too much makeup.

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We're gonna
have a nice day.

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And we'll paint,
and we'll do nice things.

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Gus, I put your pills
by your coffee.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Costa, did you finish drawing
Alexander the Great?

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Uh-huh. And I sculpted
a Parthenon out of soap.

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Very good, very good.

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Oh, no.

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Spell check corrected
"spanakopita" to "spina bifida."

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Ugh!

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Kisses.

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<i>Aw,
kisses from your child.</i>

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<i>That's over.</i>

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<i>My sister did it right.</i>

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<i>When her sons became possessed
by the teen wolf hormones,</i>

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<i>she popped out another one.</i>

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<i>And another one.</i>

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Let's go!
Put on your hat.

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Paris, you should come and help
at the restaurant sometime.

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You should butter
the garlic bread.

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Can't wait.

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Come here, darling.

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Ugh.

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Toula, you and Ian
seen these eyes?

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You better fix this.

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Okay, bye, bye.

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After school
you have hockey.

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Your brothers are coming,
so you make sure you score.

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You will score.
The Greeks invented hockey.

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Yes, because what do you
play hockey on? Ice.

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What is the Greek word
for ice? <i>Pago.</i>

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<i>Pago,</i> puck.
There you go.

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There you go.

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There you go.

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Now, give me a word, any word...

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...and I will show you how the
root of that word is Greek.

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Uh, Facebook.

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Huh. The Greeks
invented Facebook.

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We called it the telephone.

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- Bye-bye!
- Bye, <i>Pappou!</i>

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Paris.

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Keep your eyeballs open now
for a nice Greek boy

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so one day
you can make babies.

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Don't waste your eggs.

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Outstanding.

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Paris! <i>Pappou</i> didn't mean
to say anything hurtful.

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You're beautiful,
so beautiful.

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Of course you
don't look old.

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He just says stuff
like that. To me, too.

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You don't need
a boyfriend,

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you don't need to get
married and make babies!

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- Oh, my God.
- The lady's back again.

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Mother.

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<i>When did my name
change from...</i>

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Mommy!

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<i>...to...</i>

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Mother!

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Drama.

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Shut up, Tommy.

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<i>I guess when my
daughter started to pull away,</i>

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<i>I should have retreated.</i>

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<i>But I stayed too close.</i>

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<i>I kept volunteering
at her school.</i>

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<i>I wanted her to think
I was cool again.</i>

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Oh!

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Loser!

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<i>Then I remembered
I've never been cool.</i>

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Here comes
the principal.

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<i>My husband
has always been cool.</i>

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<i>He just has it.</i>

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<i>And he always knows
the perfect thing to say.</i>

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You okay, babe?

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Mmm-hmm.

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<i>Okay, so just when my daughter
doesn't want me around anymore,</i>

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<i>my parents need me
more than ever.</i>

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<i>So I go with them
to get groceries,</i>

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<i>to their doctors,
and to physical therapy.</i>

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The old guys suck the
chocolate off those nuts.

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<i>I loved being a travel agent,
but in a tight economy,</i>

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<i>the first things to go are luxuries
like travel and dry cleaning.</i>

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<i>Well, luckily,
people still eat.</i>

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Oh.

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Hold up, Dad.

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<i>My sister and brother have young
children so I help at the restaurant.</i>

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<i>It's what we do.</i>

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<i>'Cause families that
are close like mine,</i>

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<i>we make it through bad economies
and sickness and even wars</i>

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<i>because we stick together.</i>

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<i>But some of us
just get stuck.</i>

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Hey, Paris.

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Hey.

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Dad, do not talk to me.

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People think
I'm a narc!

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Well, shouldn't you be
in class right now?

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You track me all day.

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Mom's needy,
<i>Pappou</i> wants to marry me off,

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Yiayia constantly tells me to never
ever let a boy touch my <i>poulaki</i>

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because "once he
feels it, he wants it"!

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This family.

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Hey! Save it
for the shrink.

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Shut up, Tommy.

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Honey, your mom felt the
same way about being Greek.

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Dad, that's obtuse.

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Why would I have
an issue being Greek?

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I can't take that everyone
is always in my business.

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Give me some air.
I'm not a kid.

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I can be late to a class.

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There won't be a spasmodic catastrophic
ripple in the space-time continuum.

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Hmm.

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And, yes, four of those
words are Greek.

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Hi.

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Hi.
Hi.

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Where were you
when we set up?

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I'm so sorry.
My pipes froze.

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And decorated the gym.

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So I had to plunge my sink.

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You're on clean-up.

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Thank you.

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Hi.
Hi.

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You can say no to them.

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Oh, yeah, sure.

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Been a long time since those
two made fun of your lunch.

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They called it
moose-caca.

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Eh, come on, don't
let them boss you around.

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There's Paris.

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If she goes to Northwestern,
she'll stay in Chicago.

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Please, oh, please.
Let's go over there.

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No.
Right.

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There she is!

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Did you invite the family?

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Paris!

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I told my ma.

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Hold on. Hey! Hey!

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We're just in time.

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We're here!

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I want you to be
a dental hygienist.

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A mother working
two days a week, perfect!

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Paris, be a hairdresser.
Like me!

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Ian, look.

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Everybody has boys.

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You vegetarian. One girl.

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Slow sperm.

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That's <i>Theia</i> Voula
on the FaceTimes.

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<i>Maria, I'm on my way.</i>

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<i>I was at Zumba.</i>

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Who is Zumba?

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Sorry.

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We need to find
a boyfriend for Paris.

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How about Ariana Skoufis'
boy, huh?

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Everybody on that
island has six toes.

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Let's wait until summer.
We check his feet.

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I see you.

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I don't see you.

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I see you.

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I don't see you.

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I see you.

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I don't see you. I see you!

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I see her.

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Look at this app.

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Ten thousand steps,
I met my goal.

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Where's Taki?
He never answers the phone.

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Why stand when
you can sit?

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Look tired so
they leave us alone.

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Hey, Angelo.

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You get my
flat-screen TV?

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Yeah, I got it
right here.

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You can't breathe.
You can't breathe.

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Guys!
All right, break it up.

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Break it up.
You're coming with me.

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Hey, Mike?
Hey, buddy.

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You miss working here?

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No. Way too scary for me.

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Hey, sorry we're late.

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Yeah, we had to stop
and pick up Mana-Yiayia.

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Wait, where is she?

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Mana-Yiayia?

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Mana-Yiayia?

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Look low, everybody.

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Spanakopita!

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- Let me in there!
- I want a piece. Easy, guys. Easy.

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- Take a picture.
- Ooh, that's good.

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Hey, come.

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No, no, honey.

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You don't have to do that.
Why don't you just...

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It's okay.

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Pull my neck back.
Oh, yeah.

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And you do mine.
Okay.

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Pull, pull.
Okay.

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One, two, three, pull!

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Okay.

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Hey, Bennett.

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Good?

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Let me. I'll be the judge.

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Not bad.

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Oh, that looks good.

224
00:14:21.529 --> 00:14:22.696
Mmm. So good.
Mmm-hmm.

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We should go.

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Why?

227
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So Paris can speak with this
gentleman and go to Northwestern.

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Well, if she gets in.

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"If"?

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Come here.

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My niece wants to come to your
school, you're gonna say, "Welcome."

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You got it?

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Come here, pal.

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And a tuition discount means
a box of steaks for ya.

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Uh...

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Northwestern is
very selective.

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She's only coming there
if you teach Greek history.

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Of course.
We have an outstanding classics program.

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Greek, Italian.

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The Greeks invented Italian.

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Actually, no.
Yes.

242
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Nope.

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00:15:09.827 --> 00:15:10.911
You Greek?

244
00:15:10.995 --> 00:15:12.580
No, sir.
I'm a Sephardic Jew.

245
00:15:12.663 --> 00:15:13.789
Then you Greek.

246
00:15:14.832 --> 00:15:16.792
No, my family is Spanish.

247
00:15:17.042 --> 00:15:20.754
Alexander the Great went through
Spain spreading his seed.

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You Greek.

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This is not the time.

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00:15:23.257 --> 00:15:24.842
And it's ridiculous.

251
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The man doesn't know history.
"Spreading his seed"?

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Hey.

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00:15:31.932 --> 00:15:32.933
Hey!

254
00:15:35.019 --> 00:15:37.855
Alabama, Florida,
Texas, New York.

255
00:15:37.938 --> 00:15:41.191
These are the colleges I'm applying to,
far, far away from here.

256
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Why do you want
to leave me?

257
00:15:50.451 --> 00:15:53.662
Didn't I say, get your
daughter a Greek boyfriend?

258
00:15:54.079 --> 00:15:56.165
Dad!
And you, educate yourself.

259
00:15:56.248 --> 00:15:58.917
We are all descendants
of Alexander the Great.

260
00:15:59.001 --> 00:16:00.794
I am for sure!

261
00:16:00.878 --> 00:16:02.171
No, you're not.

262
00:16:02.254 --> 00:16:03.797
Maria...
No, you're not.

263
00:16:03.881 --> 00:16:05.799
It's okay.
He knows, he knows.

264
00:16:05.883 --> 00:16:07.051
It's okay.

265
00:16:26.403 --> 00:16:27.404
<i>Gracias.</i>

266
00:16:35.371 --> 00:16:38.374
Okay, give me
a word. Any word.

267
00:16:38.666 --> 00:16:39.917
Chimichanga.

268
00:16:40.334 --> 00:16:41.335
Sure.

269
00:16:41.418 --> 00:16:47.299
"Chimi" comes from the Greek word
<i>"kima, "</i> which means "spicy beef."

270
00:16:47.383 --> 00:16:51.178
And "changa" comes from
the Greek word <i>"tsanda, "</i>

271
00:16:51.261 --> 00:16:53.347
which means "purse."

272
00:16:53.514 --> 00:16:57.184
So meat that is
shaped like a purse.

273
00:16:57.434 --> 00:16:59.019
Chimichanga.

274
00:16:59.144 --> 00:17:00.396
There you go.

275
00:17:00.604 --> 00:17:02.272
- There you go.
- Quit setting me up.

276
00:17:02.356 --> 00:17:03.649
Hey, just meet her.
She's from Holland.

277
00:17:03.857 --> 00:17:05.567
Nah. I don't
speak Hollandaise.

278
00:17:05.734 --> 00:17:06.944
Yeah, in the city.

279
00:17:07.111 --> 00:17:08.195
Exactly.

280
00:17:08.278 --> 00:17:09.279
Ah...

281
00:17:09.947 --> 00:17:11.198
It's ready.

282
00:17:11.615 --> 00:17:12.616
Eh.

283
00:17:14.201 --> 00:17:15.202
Hey.

284
00:17:16.537 --> 00:17:17.579
Hi.

285
00:17:18.205 --> 00:17:20.499
Just because you don't want to be
working here when you're my age

286
00:17:20.582 --> 00:17:23.919
doesn't mean you have to run off
to college in another city.

287
00:17:24.002 --> 00:17:26.422
I just hope you applied to
some local colleges, too.

288
00:17:27.464 --> 00:17:29.383
Why do parents
always say "dream big"

289
00:17:29.466 --> 00:17:31.885
when they really mean
"not too big"?

290
00:17:32.636 --> 00:17:36.515
Like, "Fly, little birdy. Wait,
no, let me hold your wings."

291
00:17:43.522 --> 00:17:44.606
Payback.

292
00:17:44.857 --> 00:17:45.899
What?

293
00:17:45.983 --> 00:17:47.484
Office.

294
00:17:58.370 --> 00:17:59.455
Sit.

295
00:17:59.705 --> 00:18:02.458
Oh, please don't lecture me
about my daughter.

296
00:18:02.541 --> 00:18:06.295
I'm going to find her
a boyfriend. Relax.

297
00:18:06.378 --> 00:18:08.672
Now, show me
how to work that.

298
00:18:08.964 --> 00:18:10.924
You want to learn
how to use a computer?

299
00:18:11.008 --> 00:18:14.887
Yeah, what's that thing called
where they search for the...

300
00:18:15.095 --> 00:18:16.305
DNA?

301
00:18:16.388 --> 00:18:17.639
A crime scene.

302
00:18:17.723 --> 00:18:20.434
No, no, where their
families come from.

303
00:18:20.851 --> 00:18:24.271
Oh, the Find Your
Ancestry site.

304
00:18:24.354 --> 00:18:26.474
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
I'm going to prove to your mother

305
00:18:26.982 --> 00:18:29.860
that I'm related to
Alexander the Great.

306
00:18:29.943 --> 00:18:31.445
But don't tell her.

307
00:18:31.528 --> 00:18:33.697
Dad, you're gonna have to
type in your relatives

308
00:18:33.781 --> 00:18:35.657
all the way
back to 300 BC.

309
00:18:35.741 --> 00:18:37.951
You get frustrated
just adding up checks.

310
00:18:38.035 --> 00:18:41.830
Because your mother talks to
me and I lose count. Show me.

311
00:18:42.956 --> 00:18:44.041
Okay.

312
00:18:45.667 --> 00:18:47.795
This is called a mouse.
Why?

313
00:18:48.587 --> 00:18:50.297
I don't know.
Put your hand on it.

314
00:18:52.382 --> 00:18:53.425
Less.

315
00:18:57.513 --> 00:18:59.389
Good. Look on the monitor.

316
00:18:59.681 --> 00:19:01.600
Don't make up words.
You confuse me.

317
00:19:01.850 --> 00:19:05.103
Okay. Move your hand
on the mouse.

318
00:19:05.562 --> 00:19:08.357
This is your mouse
moving on the screen.

319
00:19:13.403 --> 00:19:14.571
I got this!

320
00:19:16.824 --> 00:19:18.700
Down, down, save.

321
00:19:18.867 --> 00:19:20.828
That's delete! Go back!
Oh, my God.

322
00:19:20.994 --> 00:19:22.246
Down, down.

323
00:19:22.663 --> 00:19:23.997
That's delete, Dad!

324
00:19:24.164 --> 00:19:26.542
No! Now what?
Okay!

325
00:19:28.335 --> 00:19:30.754
Dot, dot. Okay.

326
00:19:31.588 --> 00:19:32.923
Now...

327
00:19:33.674 --> 00:19:35.509
No! No!

328
00:19:35.592 --> 00:19:36.718
Toula!

329
00:19:36.802 --> 00:19:38.887
0-6-6...
No, no, no. 6-0-6.

330
00:19:39.054 --> 00:19:41.515
6-0... 0-6-0-6.

331
00:19:41.682 --> 00:19:42.683
"Quit"?

332
00:19:42.766 --> 00:19:43.766
No quit!

333
00:19:43.809 --> 00:19:45.519
1-9-2-9.

334
00:19:45.686 --> 00:19:47.896
1-2-9-9.
No, no, no.

335
00:19:47.980 --> 00:19:48.981
Toula!

336
00:19:49.064 --> 00:19:51.358
Oh, no, no, don't click
on that, Dad. That's porn.

337
00:19:51.441 --> 00:19:52.442
It's porn?

338
00:19:54.278 --> 00:19:56.478
I don't know how it got there.
Delete, delete, delete...

339
00:20:01.076 --> 00:20:02.286
Nicko, wake up!

340
00:20:02.369 --> 00:20:03.829
Look what it's doing.

341
00:20:04.288 --> 00:20:05.455
Toula!

342
00:20:09.042 --> 00:20:10.377
No. No. No!

343
00:20:11.670 --> 00:20:12.921
Stay down.

344
00:20:16.216 --> 00:20:17.634
Stay.
You're older than me.

345
00:20:17.801 --> 00:20:19.469
No, no!
Stop! No eyes!

346
00:20:19.803 --> 00:20:20.804
Sit.

347
00:20:22.055 --> 00:20:23.724
How's it going, Dad?

348
00:20:23.974 --> 00:20:25.142
Oh, is slow.

349
00:20:44.369 --> 00:20:45.370
Huh.

350
00:20:53.003 --> 00:20:55.797
See, honey?
You can't move away.

351
00:20:55.881 --> 00:20:57.591
Who will you
go to church with?

352
00:20:57.674 --> 00:20:58.967
Paris, look.

353
00:21:01.219 --> 00:21:02.638
Husbands.

354
00:21:03.555 --> 00:21:04.765
I'll be in the car.

355
00:21:04.890 --> 00:21:06.016
I'll go with you.
Me, too.

356
00:21:06.099 --> 00:21:07.100
Of course.

357
00:21:07.267 --> 00:21:09.353
Angelo, go pick a wife.

358
00:21:10.562 --> 00:21:12.564
Ma, I'm not 13 anymore.

359
00:21:12.731 --> 00:21:15.776
Maria, Costa,
we have a new family.

360
00:21:15.984 --> 00:21:17.945
Hi.
Hello.

361
00:21:18.111 --> 00:21:20.489
We're the Mikoses.
I'm Anna, this is my husband George.

362
00:21:20.656 --> 00:21:22.282
How you doin'?
Hello.

363
00:21:22.449 --> 00:21:24.201
I am Maria Portokalos.

364
00:21:24.368 --> 00:21:26.620
This is my husband Costa.
Gus, for short.

365
00:21:28.455 --> 00:21:29.623
Do you have
any children?

366
00:21:29.706 --> 00:21:30.749
Do you have a son?

367
00:21:30.832 --> 00:21:32.592
We do. We have a son.
Yeah, we do have a son.

368
00:21:33.168 --> 00:21:34.920
Ah. Meat eaters.

369
00:21:35.003 --> 00:21:37.547
Maria, please invite them
to our restaurant.

370
00:21:37.881 --> 00:21:39.841
And bring your son.

371
00:21:39.967 --> 00:21:42.219
Excuse me now,
I have to go talk to the priest.

372
00:21:42.302 --> 00:21:43.303
Okay.

373
00:21:43.387 --> 00:21:45.222
Be careful, Gus.
Your hip.

374
00:21:45.305 --> 00:21:46.556
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

375
00:21:48.392 --> 00:21:49.393
I know you.

376
00:21:49.768 --> 00:21:51.019
Oh.

377
00:21:51.103 --> 00:21:53.384
You must recognize my husband
from the Channel Seven news.

378
00:21:54.356 --> 00:21:55.649
Come on, do the thing.

379
00:21:55.732 --> 00:21:56.775
Oh, yeah?

380
00:21:57.234 --> 00:21:58.944
Hey now, Chicago.

381
00:22:06.410 --> 00:22:10.038
<i>Pater,</i> look at
my wedding certificate.

382
00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:14.459
Never signed.

383
00:22:17.379 --> 00:22:18.714
Will you...

384
00:22:19.089 --> 00:22:20.924
I'm sorry, Costa.
Can't do it.

385
00:22:25.178 --> 00:22:26.513
You're not married?

386
00:22:26.638 --> 00:22:27.639
Shush!

387
00:22:28.640 --> 00:22:30.017
How can this be?

388
00:22:30.308 --> 00:22:31.893
Well, you know, the war.

389
00:22:31.977 --> 00:22:34.980
The priest in our village,
he never finished the seminary.

390
00:22:35.272 --> 00:22:37.024
There was no money
for anything.

391
00:22:37.190 --> 00:22:39.151
So, I guess he just
came back to the town,

392
00:22:39.317 --> 00:22:42.863
he start to do funerals
and baptisms and weddings

393
00:22:43.030 --> 00:22:44.448
and nobody knew.

394
00:22:44.948 --> 00:22:47.409
Lucky we got married
in Athens.

395
00:22:49.494 --> 00:22:51.329
Our priest just
can't sign it?

396
00:22:51.788 --> 00:22:52.998
He's not allowed.

397
00:22:53.999 --> 00:22:55.417
What did Maria say?

398
00:22:55.584 --> 00:22:59.671
I don't know how I'm going to tell her.
You know how upset she'll be.

399
00:23:05.719 --> 00:23:07.304
We're not married?

400
00:23:07.387 --> 00:23:08.430
No!

401
00:23:08.555 --> 00:23:10.307
And we had children?

402
00:23:10.474 --> 00:23:11.475
Yes!

403
00:23:14.728 --> 00:23:16.730
I'm a hippie.

404
00:23:17.522 --> 00:23:18.940
"Hippie."

405
00:23:20.942 --> 00:23:23.236
Maria, this is serious.
It's not right.

406
00:23:23.653 --> 00:23:25.822
Who cares?
We're married now.

407
00:23:25.989 --> 00:23:28.116
By what's...
What's that called?

408
00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:29.785
Time served.

409
00:23:30.410 --> 00:23:32.204
People will find out.

410
00:23:33.330 --> 00:23:34.873
We have to get married.

411
00:23:34.956 --> 00:23:38.502
Yeah, Dad. "You better get married.
You're starting to look old."

412
00:23:43.048 --> 00:23:44.049
Too soon?

413
00:23:44.132 --> 00:23:45.133
Mmm-hmm.

414
00:23:46.301 --> 00:23:48.929
The priest says
he will do it.

415
00:23:49.012 --> 00:23:50.514
We can go today.

416
00:23:50.597 --> 00:23:51.598
Today?

417
00:23:51.681 --> 00:23:52.891
Sounds good! Let's go.

418
00:23:52.974 --> 00:23:55.018
Oh, okay. Okay!
That's good. That's good.

419
00:23:55.185 --> 00:23:57.687
I'm not ready to get
married just like that.

420
00:23:57.854 --> 00:23:59.523
We're married already.

421
00:23:59.689 --> 00:24:01.775
Then why do we have to
see the priest?

422
00:24:03.318 --> 00:24:04.569
What's going on?

423
00:24:06.071 --> 00:24:07.322
Gus,

424
00:24:10.242 --> 00:24:13.411
I want you to propose to me.

425
00:24:14.204 --> 00:24:15.413
I did!

426
00:24:15.580 --> 00:24:18.458
Not really.
You didn't say it right.

427
00:24:18.625 --> 00:24:21.920
And it's been bothering
me for 50 years.

428
00:24:22.087 --> 00:24:23.380
What did I say?

429
00:24:23.547 --> 00:24:25.173
You don't remember?

430
00:24:25.340 --> 00:24:27.759
It was a long time ago.

431
00:24:27.926 --> 00:24:32.722
You said, "I'm going to America.
You coming or not?"

432
00:24:33.140 --> 00:24:34.141
Uh...

433
00:24:34.724 --> 00:24:35.767
That's direct.

434
00:24:36.434 --> 00:24:37.644
Dad, I can't
believe you said that.

435
00:24:37.727 --> 00:24:39.938
What's wrong with that?
I think it's fine. Honest.

436
00:24:40.021 --> 00:24:41.439
Oh, wait. I remember.

437
00:24:41.523 --> 00:24:44.734
You said, "I want to
put a baby in you."

438
00:24:45.193 --> 00:24:46.528
Nicko.

439
00:24:47.654 --> 00:24:49.364
I thought it was
romantic. Hey!

440
00:24:49.531 --> 00:24:51.571
And that was the last time
you tried being romantic.

441
00:24:51.700 --> 00:24:53.493
Nobody warns you
when you get married

442
00:24:53.577 --> 00:24:55.036
the romance is gone
just like that.

443
00:25:00.750 --> 00:25:02.711
Can we focus on
my parents, here?

444
00:25:04.921 --> 00:25:07.507
Ma, what's the matter?

445
00:25:08.592 --> 00:25:11.553
I just don't want to
get married today.

446
00:25:13.305 --> 00:25:14.472
Maria!

447
00:25:15.515 --> 00:25:17.517
Mom, hold on.
Toula, do something!

448
00:25:17.601 --> 00:25:20.270
I'll talk to her.
Everybody, out.

449
00:25:21.855 --> 00:25:23.440
I thought it was
a good proposal.

450
00:25:35.493 --> 00:25:36.703
Hi, <i>Theia.</i>

451
00:25:37.454 --> 00:25:40.832
A little present from me.
I just did your living room.

452
00:25:41.374 --> 00:25:43.460
Ah. Thank you.
How's my mom?

453
00:25:44.252 --> 00:25:48.673
Oh, your mom isn't talking to your
dad until he proposes, and your dad

454
00:25:49.216 --> 00:25:52.302
says she's always been bossy
and he won't do it.

455
00:25:53.053 --> 00:25:54.471
This is for you.

456
00:25:54.638 --> 00:25:57.265
Oh, thank you.
I have tweezers.

457
00:25:57.432 --> 00:25:58.850
Oh, with a light.

458
00:25:59.684 --> 00:26:02.562
All right, I'll talk to my mom
and dad after I make dinner.

459
00:26:02.646 --> 00:26:03.855
No offense.

460
00:26:05.023 --> 00:26:08.944
You and your husband
look terrible.

461
00:26:09.653 --> 00:26:10.654
Okay.

462
00:26:10.737 --> 00:26:13.573
Stop trying to
fix everything.

463
00:26:14.407 --> 00:26:18.995
You baby your parents because you
can't parent your baby no more.

464
00:26:19.162 --> 00:26:22.374
Your generation,
you're super mommy.

465
00:26:22.540 --> 00:26:25.710
Then one day you wake up,
you realize your baby don't need you.

466
00:26:25.877 --> 00:26:27.671
You forgot how to
brush your hair.

467
00:26:28.171 --> 00:26:29.297
I don't have time
to brush my hair.

468
00:26:29.464 --> 00:26:32.217
Text your husband.
You're going on a date.

469
00:26:32.300 --> 00:26:33.300
Where?

470
00:26:33.343 --> 00:26:36.763
I don't know.
Do I have to do everything?

471
00:26:38.306 --> 00:26:43.103
And afterward, this will
help you sleep better. Hmm.

472
00:26:43.186 --> 00:26:44.396
Look, satin.

473
00:26:44.562 --> 00:26:47.774
Slippery, like an eel.

474
00:26:47.941 --> 00:26:49.109
<i>Theia.</i>

475
00:26:49.484 --> 00:26:51.945
That is the last thing
I can think about.

476
00:26:52.112 --> 00:26:55.073
I need a shower, I need to dye
my hair, I need wrinkle cream...

477
00:26:55.240 --> 00:26:56.449
Wrinkles! No.

478
00:26:56.992 --> 00:26:59.619
Greek don't creak.

479
00:26:59.744 --> 00:27:02.539
Anyway, you know
what Taki likes in bed?

480
00:27:02.914 --> 00:27:03.915
Oh, no.

481
00:27:04.749 --> 00:27:06.084
Confidence.

482
00:27:07.752 --> 00:27:09.212
That's sexy.

483
00:27:09.379 --> 00:27:10.922
Okay, I'm done.

484
00:27:11.881 --> 00:27:13.717
And dress up like
a hotel maid.

485
00:27:13.883 --> 00:27:15.719
Men love morning
room service.

486
00:27:16.177 --> 00:27:17.554
Sunny side up!

487
00:27:18.013 --> 00:27:19.431
Okay. Good talk.

488
00:27:20.015 --> 00:27:23.601
Take your husband on a date.
Don't worry about anything.

489
00:27:23.768 --> 00:27:26.855
Mana-Yiayia and I will stay with Paris.
I'll talk to her.

490
00:27:27.022 --> 00:27:29.774
I'll scare her out of moving
away from her family.

491
00:27:29.941 --> 00:27:31.985
No, <i>Theia.</i>
I'm just kidding.

492
00:27:32.444 --> 00:27:34.112
Oh. Okay.
Not really.

493
00:27:35.238 --> 00:27:36.740
Have fun.

494
00:27:36.906 --> 00:27:38.950
Laugh, flirt.

495
00:27:39.117 --> 00:27:41.119
One rule. Don't fight.

496
00:27:41.286 --> 00:27:43.997
Which means don't talk
about your daughter.

497
00:27:44.164 --> 00:27:49.836
Remember, you were a girlfriend
before you were a mother.

498
00:27:52.047 --> 00:27:53.089
Okay.

499
00:27:54.132 --> 00:27:55.342
You're welcome.

500
00:27:55.508 --> 00:27:56.926
Shave everything.

501
00:27:57.469 --> 00:27:59.763
Everything. Ooh!

502
00:28:03.099 --> 00:28:04.259
I'll check this for you.

503
00:28:04.309 --> 00:28:05.935
Thank you.
You're welcome.

504
00:28:22.118 --> 00:28:24.579
Quick, sit down before
my wife gets here.

505
00:28:31.628 --> 00:28:32.629
Wow.

506
00:28:36.800 --> 00:28:38.676
You look pretty.

507
00:28:40.804 --> 00:28:43.723
Well, four hours, $500.

508
00:28:46.184 --> 00:28:47.185
How much?

509
00:28:48.061 --> 00:28:50.313
You look so handsome.

510
00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:51.523
Yeah?

511
00:28:51.689 --> 00:28:53.566
Yeah!
Thanks.

512
00:28:53.733 --> 00:28:55.068
Aunt Voula called
me up, she said,

513
00:28:55.235 --> 00:28:57.821
"You used to be good-looking.
Get it together."

514
00:28:57.904 --> 00:28:58.905
Oh.

515
00:28:58.988 --> 00:29:01.658
So I...
Buzzed my nose hairs.

516
00:29:02.117 --> 00:29:04.577
Ah. Well, now I know that.

517
00:29:04.744 --> 00:29:07.163
Who said there's no romance
after marriage?

518
00:29:08.873 --> 00:29:09.916
Me.

519
00:29:12.669 --> 00:29:14.045
Me, too.

520
00:29:15.547 --> 00:29:16.714
Want to work on it?

521
00:29:18.758 --> 00:29:19.843
Okay.

522
00:29:21.094 --> 00:29:24.055
Don't have garlic tonight
because you might get lucky.

523
00:29:27.892 --> 00:29:30.228
You really think Paris is
gonna go away to college?

524
00:29:31.688 --> 00:29:35.775
You know, Aunt Voula said that
we shouldn't talk about Paris.

525
00:29:36.818 --> 00:29:38.403
Oh.
Yeah.

526
00:29:40.864 --> 00:29:41.865
Okay.

527
00:29:41.948 --> 00:29:43.032
Okay.

528
00:29:47.620 --> 00:29:48.872
So, how was your day?

529
00:29:49.372 --> 00:29:51.541
Why can't we talk
about Paris?

530
00:29:51.708 --> 00:29:52.709
I know.

531
00:29:53.084 --> 00:29:54.252
I mean, I have to.

532
00:29:54.419 --> 00:29:57.255
Me, too. How do we stop
her from moving away?

533
00:29:57.380 --> 00:29:59.580
I was thinking that we could
act like it's okay with us.

534
00:29:59.716 --> 00:30:00.800
Reverse psychology?

535
00:30:00.967 --> 00:30:02.677
Yeah, it always works.
That's great.

536
00:30:02.760 --> 00:30:03.970
Or we could
write a letter.

537
00:30:04.137 --> 00:30:06.139
"Dear admissions board,
we hope you accept our daughter"

538
00:30:06.306 --> 00:30:08.391
"because she just
got outta jail."

539
00:30:08.892 --> 00:30:12.437
"P.S. Do you have a student
lounge where she can sell pot?"

540
00:30:14.147 --> 00:30:15.899
That's funny.
That's funny.

541
00:30:21.237 --> 00:30:24.365
I don't know what I'm gonna
do if she goes away.

542
00:30:26.159 --> 00:30:27.160
Don't.

543
00:30:27.744 --> 00:30:29.996
No, I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

544
00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:32.248
Come on.
Please don't.

545
00:30:32.415 --> 00:30:33.917
I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

546
00:30:34.083 --> 00:30:35.752
It's gonna be okay.

547
00:30:42.550 --> 00:30:45.678
This is why Aunt Voula said,
"Don't talk about Paris."

548
00:30:47.096 --> 00:30:49.891
But once you're a parent,
what else do you want to talk about?

549
00:30:50.058 --> 00:30:51.434
I don't know.

550
00:30:53.728 --> 00:30:58.942
<i>Theia</i> Voula said to remember
I was a girlfriend before I was a mother.

551
00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:05.240
Yeah, you were
my girlfriend.

552
00:31:10.912 --> 00:31:12.622
Hey, remember
when we were dating,

553
00:31:12.705 --> 00:31:14.825
you wouldn't let me drop you
off in front of the house

554
00:31:15.083 --> 00:31:16.883
'cause you didn't want
your parents to see me?

555
00:31:16.918 --> 00:31:19.295
No. I didn't want you
to see the house.

556
00:31:20.964 --> 00:31:22.632
How could I miss it?

557
00:31:23.800 --> 00:31:26.636
I used to park right...

558
00:31:27.595 --> 00:31:28.680
...here.

559
00:31:31.307 --> 00:31:32.725
What's going on?

560
00:31:33.268 --> 00:31:35.562
I remember those
good-night kisses.

561
00:31:37.647 --> 00:31:38.982
Oh, you do, huh?

562
00:31:39.065 --> 00:31:40.066
Mmm-hmm.

563
00:31:46.406 --> 00:31:47.486
What are you doing?
Nothing.

564
00:31:59.669 --> 00:32:02.005
Get this off. Get it off.
Do you need help?

565
00:32:02.088 --> 00:32:04.173
Okay, get my tie.

566
00:32:08.177 --> 00:32:09.387
Get it off.

567
00:32:13.182 --> 00:32:14.350
What you doing?

568
00:32:17.854 --> 00:32:19.480
Nothing, nothing!
We're just going.

569
00:32:19.647 --> 00:32:21.065
It's...
Everything's okay.

570
00:32:21.733 --> 00:32:24.527
You don't have a house to do that?
Oh, my God.

571
00:32:25.737 --> 00:32:27.488
Gus, what's wrong?

572
00:32:30.825 --> 00:32:32.910
Perfect.

573
00:32:33.077 --> 00:32:35.246
Parents deserve
a sex life.

574
00:32:35.872 --> 00:32:37.874
Said no one ever.

575
00:32:38.166 --> 00:32:39.834
What is going on
in here?

576
00:32:40.001 --> 00:32:41.878
Nothing.
We're just talking.

577
00:32:42.045 --> 00:32:45.256
Honey, by the way, we think you
should go to college out of state.

578
00:32:45.423 --> 00:32:47.508
What is that?
Reverse psychology?

579
00:32:50.887 --> 00:32:52.764
That never works.
That never works.

580
00:32:52.930 --> 00:32:54.057
That never works.

581
00:32:54.223 --> 00:32:56.225
What's going on?
I'm calling the cops.

582
00:32:56.768 --> 00:32:58.019
It's okay, Mrs. White.

583
00:33:00.104 --> 00:33:02.398
Quiet! Stop it! Quiet!

584
00:33:02.565 --> 00:33:04.400
He doesn't speak English.

585
00:33:08.196 --> 00:33:09.906
I've got pepper spray.

586
00:33:11.532 --> 00:33:12.742
Come on. Come on.

587
00:33:12.909 --> 00:33:14.577
Ian Miller...

588
00:33:14.744 --> 00:33:15.995
In the street?

589
00:33:16.162 --> 00:33:17.330
It is indecent.

590
00:33:17.497 --> 00:33:19.499
Oh, Gus,
what is the problem?

591
00:33:19.582 --> 00:33:21.209
At least
they are married.

592
00:33:21.292 --> 00:33:22.293
Maria!

593
00:33:22.669 --> 00:33:24.212
We are not married.

594
00:33:24.962 --> 00:33:26.214
You want decency?

595
00:33:26.381 --> 00:33:29.050
Tonight, you sleep
in another room.

596
00:33:29.967 --> 00:33:31.344
Socrates, let's go.

597
00:33:31.427 --> 00:33:33.763
- Fine!
- No fine!

598
00:33:35.598 --> 00:33:36.641
Uh...

599
00:33:36.724 --> 00:33:39.102
Can I just ask?
Yes, dear.

600
00:33:39.644 --> 00:33:44.941
Your grandparents are living in sin
because your <i>pappou</i> won't propose.

601
00:33:45.108 --> 00:33:48.027
Uh, I don't get why
Yiayia needs that.

602
00:33:48.111 --> 00:33:52.949
Because you're not a woman who has
put up with <i>Pappou</i> for 50 years.

603
00:33:55.284 --> 00:33:57.120
I have to fix this.

604
00:33:57.286 --> 00:33:58.788
No, you don't.

605
00:33:58.955 --> 00:33:59.956
Where were we?

606
00:34:00.123 --> 00:34:01.541
No, we can't.

607
00:34:02.208 --> 00:34:03.918
Mmm.

608
00:34:04.627 --> 00:34:05.712
Oh. Oh.

609
00:34:21.644 --> 00:34:22.895
It's too tight.

610
00:34:22.979 --> 00:34:24.564
Hey, you're late today.

611
00:34:24.731 --> 00:34:25.898
My wife wouldn't drive me.

612
00:34:26.315 --> 00:34:28.025
Why not?
Nothing, nothing.

613
00:34:28.109 --> 00:34:29.235
Lift these.

614
00:34:30.403 --> 00:34:31.696
I'll be back.

615
00:34:34.782 --> 00:34:36.284
She's gone.

616
00:34:37.994 --> 00:34:39.245
You Greek?

617
00:34:39.912 --> 00:34:41.122
Iranian.

618
00:34:41.289 --> 00:34:42.623
So, Persian?

619
00:34:43.541 --> 00:34:45.585
In 334 BC,

620
00:34:45.668 --> 00:34:50.131
Alexander the Great conquered the
Persian army and occupied the East.

621
00:34:50.256 --> 00:34:52.550
You so Greek,
we probably related.

622
00:34:53.259 --> 00:34:57.305
We had civilizations
in Persia 3,000 years

623
00:34:57.388 --> 00:35:00.183
before you Greeks
discovered rocks.

624
00:35:00.433 --> 00:35:03.269
The Greeks gave the world
philosophy, democracy.

625
00:35:03.352 --> 00:35:07.482
The Chinese gave the world
paper, tea and medicine.

626
00:35:07.607 --> 00:35:11.360
Without Scotland's Alexander Fleming,
the world wouldn't have penicillin.

627
00:35:12.153 --> 00:35:14.697
Soon I will have proof

628
00:35:14.781 --> 00:35:18.868
that I am a direct descendant
of Alexander the Great.

629
00:35:22.955 --> 00:35:24.081
Hey!

630
00:35:29.754 --> 00:35:31.964
He's a moody, moody bear.

631
00:35:32.131 --> 00:35:34.217
Did you leave the dishes
in the sink like I told you?

632
00:35:34.300 --> 00:35:35.301
Yes.
Good.

633
00:35:35.384 --> 00:35:36.636
I sleep with the dog.

634
00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:39.680
And she don't give me
my pills in the morning.

635
00:35:39.764 --> 00:35:42.058
She won't clean,
she won't do my laundry.

636
00:35:43.017 --> 00:35:44.519
Anarchy.
Anarchy.

637
00:35:44.811 --> 00:35:48.523
I don't understand.
Why can't he just propose?

638
00:35:48.606 --> 00:35:50.650
Because he is stubborn.

639
00:35:50.733 --> 00:35:51.734
Oh...

640
00:35:53.569 --> 00:35:54.570
He's looking!

641
00:35:54.737 --> 00:35:57.323
Act like we're having fun.
One, two, three.

642
00:36:02.078 --> 00:36:03.120
Oh, no, really?

643
00:36:03.371 --> 00:36:04.372
Oh...

644
00:36:06.207 --> 00:36:08.709
Reporting for my garlic bread shift.
Hi.

645
00:36:08.793 --> 00:36:11.504
So many other things I could
be doing in my senior year.

646
00:36:11.587 --> 00:36:13.631
Like thinking
about prom?

647
00:36:13.714 --> 00:36:15.591
Nah,
I'm not going to that.

648
00:36:18.261 --> 00:36:20.638
Anything come from colleges yet?
No.

649
00:36:20.721 --> 00:36:22.306
Hello, everybody.
Good to see you again.

650
00:36:23.224 --> 00:36:24.851
Listen, my wife
and son are in the car.

651
00:36:24.934 --> 00:36:26.435
Should I bring them in now?
Good time to visit?

652
00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:27.603
Yes!

653
00:36:28.479 --> 00:36:29.605
Okay.

654
00:36:30.439 --> 00:36:32.108
He has a son for Paris.

655
00:36:32.650 --> 00:36:36.112
Ah. Did you see the hair
on that Greek god?

656
00:36:36.279 --> 00:36:38.322
Now, I'm going to
fix everything.

657
00:36:38.489 --> 00:36:40.157
Paris will stay
in Chicago.

658
00:36:40.324 --> 00:36:42.201
I will be the hero,

659
00:36:42.285 --> 00:36:45.538
and then that woman
can propose to me!

660
00:36:45.663 --> 00:36:47.248
Ah.

661
00:36:48.583 --> 00:36:50.751
Remember when you
asked me out on a date?

662
00:36:50.835 --> 00:36:52.211
Kinda.

663
00:36:52.295 --> 00:36:54.130
How about
another date tonight?

664
00:36:54.297 --> 00:36:55.548
How about "Yeah"?

665
00:36:55.631 --> 00:36:57.884
I cleaned the car.
Ooh.

666
00:36:57.967 --> 00:36:59.927
Everybody,
I have a surprise!

667
00:37:00.303 --> 00:37:02.513
Paris, wipe your face.

668
00:37:03.973 --> 00:37:04.974
Uh-huh.

669
00:37:05.892 --> 00:37:08.185
Dad, what are you up to?

670
00:37:08.352 --> 00:37:10.897
Every Greek girl should
have a Greek boyfriend

671
00:37:11.063 --> 00:37:13.107
and I found you one.

672
00:37:13.649 --> 00:37:14.734
Hello.

673
00:37:14.817 --> 00:37:15.860
Hi.

674
00:37:20.823 --> 00:37:21.949
We're getting married!

675
00:37:23.409 --> 00:37:26.078
You said you had
a son for my granddaughter.

676
00:37:26.162 --> 00:37:27.997
No, he didn't.
You don't listen!

677
00:37:29.081 --> 00:37:31.167
Come on, you can help me
butter garlic bread.

678
00:37:32.877 --> 00:37:35.212
Anyway, welcome
to my restaurant.

679
00:37:35.379 --> 00:37:36.797
Our restaurant.

680
00:37:36.964 --> 00:37:40.051
Is in my name, which
makes you my employee.

681
00:37:40.176 --> 00:37:41.177
Ah...

682
00:37:42.219 --> 00:37:46.432
So, then I want back pay
for 50 years of overtime!

683
00:37:46.515 --> 00:37:47.516
- Ah.
- Dad!

684
00:37:47.600 --> 00:37:49.769
Okay. Mom. Okay.

685
00:37:49.852 --> 00:37:52.271
Welcome, welcome.
Come, let us feed you.

686
00:37:52.438 --> 00:37:54.440
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Okay.

687
00:37:55.524 --> 00:37:56.692
Come on, let's go.

688
00:37:56.776 --> 00:37:58.945
What? We can't
leave right now.

689
00:37:59.111 --> 00:38:02.114
All my life,
I wanted to be a newscaster,

690
00:38:02.281 --> 00:38:04.784
but I have
a very dry mouth.

691
00:38:05.076 --> 00:38:09.997
When I went through puberty,
my tongue swelled up like a tree trunk.

692
00:38:10.164 --> 00:38:12.208
It's still puffy. Look.

693
00:38:12.708 --> 00:38:13.960
Ah.
Oh, I don't want to.

694
00:38:14.961 --> 00:38:15.962
Oh, God, that's big.

695
00:38:16.128 --> 00:38:17.797
I don't want to.
Ah...

696
00:38:17.880 --> 00:38:20.675
Maria, we have
important company.

697
00:38:20.758 --> 00:38:21.842
I don't care!

698
00:38:21.926 --> 00:38:22.927
Oh.

699
00:38:23.844 --> 00:38:26.681
Employee, bring menus.

700
00:38:28.975 --> 00:38:30.601
Get them yourself!

701
00:38:30.810 --> 00:38:31.811
Oh.

702
00:38:32.812 --> 00:38:34.647
Yeah.

703
00:38:35.147 --> 00:38:36.649
Come on, Toula.

704
00:38:37.358 --> 00:38:38.401
Oh.

705
00:38:38.484 --> 00:38:40.069
I was rude to the boss.

706
00:38:41.612 --> 00:38:43.948
I hope
I don't get fired.

707
00:38:48.160 --> 00:38:51.163
She's just kidding,
you know.

708
00:38:53.374 --> 00:38:55.418
She's, uh...

709
00:38:55.835 --> 00:38:57.003
She's, uh...

710
00:38:57.712 --> 00:39:01.507
You know? Not every day,
but sometimes.

711
00:39:07.763 --> 00:39:09.724
Maria,
where are you?

712
00:39:19.358 --> 00:39:20.359
Oh.

713
00:39:22.153 --> 00:39:23.673
<i>Hey, it's Ian.
Leave me a message.</i>

714
00:39:24.405 --> 00:39:25.406
It's me again.

715
00:39:25.531 --> 00:39:28.117
I'm sorry I'm late.
I am closing up.

716
00:39:28.284 --> 00:39:29.869
I'm coming right now.

717
00:39:29.952 --> 00:39:31.120
I'm sorry.

718
00:40:06.197 --> 00:40:07.281
What are you doing?

719
00:40:09.283 --> 00:40:10.785
The phone's ringing.

720
00:40:12.995 --> 00:40:15.039
Hello?

721
00:40:15.122 --> 00:40:16.165
Hey, Maria.

722
00:40:16.540 --> 00:40:17.625
Uh...

723
00:40:17.708 --> 00:40:19.460
Yes. Okay.

724
00:40:20.211 --> 00:40:22.379
Your dad got stuck
in the bathtub.

725
00:40:22.463 --> 00:40:23.881
She can't lift him.

726
00:40:41.190 --> 00:40:42.399
I got this, Ma.

727
00:40:43.275 --> 00:40:44.610
What's up, Dad?

728
00:40:44.693 --> 00:40:46.028
Hello, Nicko.

729
00:40:46.612 --> 00:40:48.364
Ma, you couldn't put
some clothes on him?

730
00:40:48.989 --> 00:40:50.658
If I could,
I wouldn't need you.

731
00:40:50.825 --> 00:40:51.867
What happened?

732
00:40:52.034 --> 00:40:53.744
Did he fall?
It's that hip.

733
00:40:53.911 --> 00:40:54.912
It locked.

734
00:40:55.079 --> 00:40:56.205
I'm fine!

735
00:40:56.372 --> 00:40:57.456
No fine!

736
00:40:57.623 --> 00:41:00.543
Do your physical therapy
like everybody else.

737
00:41:00.709 --> 00:41:01.877
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

738
00:41:02.294 --> 00:41:05.131
All right, all right, we can
handle this, boys. Oh, yeah.

739
00:41:05.714 --> 00:41:07.174
Ma, why don't you
empty the tub?

740
00:41:07.258 --> 00:41:09.385
And put a towel over him.
Okay.

741
00:41:09.468 --> 00:41:10.469
Thank you.

742
00:41:10.970 --> 00:41:12.471
Yeah, you can't un-see that.

743
00:41:12.638 --> 00:41:13.998
- What's going on?
- Just be quiet!

744
00:41:14.098 --> 00:41:15.138
Should I call
an ambulance?

745
00:41:15.266 --> 00:41:16.725
No, no, that'll
make him feel old.

746
00:41:16.892 --> 00:41:18.060
Yeah, he'd never
forgive you.

747
00:41:18.227 --> 00:41:19.395
Me?
Yeah.

748
00:41:19.562 --> 00:41:22.106
Yeah, you'd call, and we'd
have to tell him you called.

749
00:41:22.189 --> 00:41:24.400
Well, what are we
gonna do?

750
00:41:24.608 --> 00:41:26.235
When I was in the kitchen,
we had to season a roast.

751
00:41:26.402 --> 00:41:28.779
I had to put my hands
underneath it and turn it over.

752
00:41:28.904 --> 00:41:32.992
Okay, I put a towel
over his private parts.

753
00:41:33.159 --> 00:41:34.410
A big one!

754
00:41:34.577 --> 00:41:37.079
Yes, Gus, a big one.

755
00:41:38.581 --> 00:41:39.623
Okay, what's...

756
00:41:39.707 --> 00:41:40.708
What's the plan?

757
00:41:40.875 --> 00:41:41.959
We're gonna
roll him over.

758
00:41:42.126 --> 00:41:44.336
Yeah, and he gets on his hands
and knees, and he's up!

759
00:41:44.503 --> 00:41:46.255
Okay, we ready?

760
00:41:46.422 --> 00:41:47.423
No!

761
00:41:47.506 --> 00:41:49.550
God, no.
No. No. No.

762
00:41:49.884 --> 00:41:51.427
How will that work?

763
00:41:56.432 --> 00:41:58.100
Why are your
eyes closed?

764
00:41:59.560 --> 00:42:00.686
Okay. Let's go.

765
00:42:00.853 --> 00:42:02.354
- Let's go.
- Flip him.

766
00:42:02.479 --> 00:42:04.607
Turn him over like a roast!

767
00:42:04.690 --> 00:42:06.025
Keep the towel on!

768
00:42:06.525 --> 00:42:08.444
Oh!
That's not the plug.

769
00:42:08.527 --> 00:42:09.653
Sorry.

770
00:42:09.737 --> 00:42:11.177
Ouch!
He's biting! He's biting!

771
00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:12.489
Angelo! My nuts!

772
00:42:12.573 --> 00:42:13.824
I'm calling an ambulance.

773
00:42:13.908 --> 00:42:14.909
Who's pushing?

774
00:42:19.955 --> 00:42:21.165
Come on.

775
00:42:21.248 --> 00:42:23.626
I always knew
there'd be a murder here.

776
00:42:24.084 --> 00:42:26.170
Ah, the grandma
finally went.

777
00:42:26.295 --> 00:42:28.631
Well, what was she, 120?
Mmm-hmm.

778
00:42:28.714 --> 00:42:31.008
Must have slept
in pickle juice.

779
00:42:34.637 --> 00:42:37.806
All right, here,
this will take away your pain.

780
00:42:37.890 --> 00:42:41.185
Twice I drank it.
I gave birth without drugs.

781
00:42:43.020 --> 00:42:44.313
You know,

782
00:42:44.980 --> 00:42:48.484
one of my ovaries
never put out an egg.

783
00:42:48.984 --> 00:42:51.862
But the other one would
spit out two a month.

784
00:42:52.029 --> 00:42:53.656
I could feel it
right here.

785
00:42:53.822 --> 00:42:54.823
Right there.
Oh, yeah.

786
00:42:54.990 --> 00:42:56.492
Ping, ping.

787
00:42:56.659 --> 00:42:58.994
But the left ovary,
nothing.

788
00:42:59.161 --> 00:43:02.248
It was closed
like a stuck zipper.

789
00:43:02.373 --> 00:43:03.540
Really?

790
00:43:03.624 --> 00:43:04.625
Uh-huh.

791
00:43:08.671 --> 00:43:10.089
Are you okay?

792
00:43:11.298 --> 00:43:12.758
I still see it.

793
00:43:15.844 --> 00:43:18.097
Does this count
as a date?

794
00:43:18.180 --> 00:43:19.265
No.

795
00:43:20.349 --> 00:43:21.517
I'm sorry.

796
00:43:21.600 --> 00:43:22.768
Toula!

797
00:43:24.561 --> 00:43:25.980
I'm coming.

798
00:43:29.858 --> 00:43:31.318
Gus, you okay?

799
00:43:31.443 --> 00:43:32.945
I'm fine.

800
00:43:33.696 --> 00:43:35.030
No fine!

801
00:43:35.531 --> 00:43:36.532
Thank you so much.

802
00:43:36.615 --> 00:43:37.616
Toula.

803
00:43:37.700 --> 00:43:39.201
Go to the hospital.

804
00:43:39.702 --> 00:43:40.703
Okay.

805
00:43:40.786 --> 00:43:42.288
What? Why?
You're not coming?

806
00:43:42.371 --> 00:43:43.372
No!

807
00:43:43.455 --> 00:43:45.332
Family members only!

808
00:43:45.541 --> 00:43:47.543
That means children,

809
00:43:47.710 --> 00:43:49.962
and wife,
if you had one.

810
00:43:50.713 --> 00:43:51.880
What?

811
00:43:59.138 --> 00:44:00.723
If I...
Hey, wait, wait!

812
00:44:02.349 --> 00:44:03.392
Maria!

813
00:44:04.560 --> 00:44:05.561
What?

814
00:44:07.396 --> 00:44:10.024
Will you marry me, please?

815
00:44:16.238 --> 00:44:19.533
Yes! Okay?
I'll marry you!

816
00:44:23.245 --> 00:44:25.914
Toula, take me
to the hospital.

817
00:44:26.582 --> 00:44:27.624
Okay.

818
00:44:27.708 --> 00:44:29.209
I'll get my car.

819
00:44:29.293 --> 00:44:30.627
Oh, my hip.

820
00:44:30.711 --> 00:44:32.004
Such a weird family.

821
00:44:32.087 --> 00:44:33.422
Odd people.

822
00:44:37.551 --> 00:44:38.594
What?

823
00:44:40.471 --> 00:44:41.805
You mean "pardon"?

824
00:44:42.097 --> 00:44:45.309
No. I mean, "What?"

825
00:44:45.476 --> 00:44:47.811
As in, "What is
wrong with you?"

826
00:44:49.104 --> 00:44:53.150
You're standing in my driveway
making fun of my family?

827
00:44:53.317 --> 00:44:55.235
Oh, we're so weird.

828
00:44:55.402 --> 00:44:58.155
Oh, we smell like burnt
oregano and feta cheese.

829
00:44:58.238 --> 00:44:59.323
I got it.

830
00:44:59.406 --> 00:45:00.616
I got it.

831
00:45:01.450 --> 00:45:03.702
But that's my dad
going into that ambulance.

832
00:45:03.786 --> 00:45:06.330
My dad, into that ambulance,
and you are standing here...

833
00:45:06.413 --> 00:45:08.123
Good night, everyone.

834
00:45:13.295 --> 00:45:15.047
I'll come
to the hospital, too.

835
00:45:27.434 --> 00:45:28.435
Hi, sweetheart.

836
00:45:28.519 --> 00:45:29.603
Hi, Ma.
Hey, Yiayia.

837
00:45:29.686 --> 00:45:30.729
You all right?

838
00:45:30.813 --> 00:45:31.814
Oh, what a night.

839
00:45:36.735 --> 00:45:37.820
Good morning.

840
00:45:37.986 --> 00:45:39.154
Hi, there.

841
00:45:39.321 --> 00:45:40.823
Beautiful day today.

842
00:45:40.989 --> 00:45:42.366
How's your husband?

843
00:45:42.783 --> 00:45:43.784
He'll live.

844
00:45:43.867 --> 00:45:44.993
Oh, good.

845
00:45:45.577 --> 00:45:46.745
So I can kill him.

846
00:45:52.751 --> 00:45:54.002
What was that?

847
00:45:54.086 --> 00:45:55.838
Basically, Mom told them
to suck it.

848
00:45:55.921 --> 00:45:56.964
Good.

849
00:45:57.047 --> 00:46:00.175
Paris, you come from a
long line of strong women.

850
00:46:00.259 --> 00:46:01.260
Which means,

851
00:46:01.343 --> 00:46:04.012
you get to choose your own
seven-year-old boyfriend.

852
00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:09.959
So, Yiayia, are you and <i>Pappou</i>
really gonna get married now?

853
00:46:10.018 --> 00:46:11.061
Yes.

854
00:46:11.895 --> 00:46:14.648
And this time,
I'm doing it right.

855
00:46:22.656 --> 00:46:23.699
Goodness.

856
00:46:25.742 --> 00:46:28.062
This one. This is the one.
No, I don't like this. This one.

857
00:46:28.120 --> 00:46:29.955
Look, you coming out
of the flower.

858
00:46:30.247 --> 00:46:31.290
No.

859
00:46:31.373 --> 00:46:34.001
What did she say...
Beautiful!

860
00:46:36.545 --> 00:46:39.506
This is the most beautiful
cake I ever saw.

861
00:46:39.882 --> 00:46:43.427
Gus is going to love it!
Bravo, bravo, bravo!

862
00:46:45.637 --> 00:46:47.117
Oh, look at this!
Perfect!

863
00:46:47.181 --> 00:46:49.516
Pepto-Bismol pink.
Where's the driver?

864
00:46:49.641 --> 00:46:51.351
- Wow.
- A big one!

865
00:46:51.518 --> 00:46:53.353
This is so good.
Mmm...

866
00:46:53.937 --> 00:46:55.564
Love it. Love it.
This is good.

867
00:46:55.731 --> 00:46:57.733
Take a photo!
Yeah, take a photo.

868
00:46:58.233 --> 00:46:59.568
All right,
pull my neck.

869
00:46:59.735 --> 00:47:01.570
One, two, pull!

870
00:47:05.449 --> 00:47:06.575
I'm so excited.

871
00:47:06.742 --> 00:47:09.578
They have to make
the breasts bigger for me.

872
00:47:10.704 --> 00:47:12.080
Oh, look at this one!

873
00:47:16.043 --> 00:47:17.044
You like it?

874
00:47:17.503 --> 00:47:18.754
This is nice.

875
00:47:19.755 --> 00:47:21.757
Where's Mana-Yiayia?

876
00:47:23.217 --> 00:47:24.551
Mana-Yiayia?

877
00:47:39.107 --> 00:47:40.108
Paris!

878
00:47:40.192 --> 00:47:41.610
Over here, Dad.

879
00:47:51.119 --> 00:47:52.120
You open them.

880
00:47:52.204 --> 00:47:53.539
Just tell me.

881
00:48:07.469 --> 00:48:09.680
You've been accepted at
Northwestern University

882
00:48:09.763 --> 00:48:11.056
here in Chicago...

883
00:48:11.139 --> 00:48:12.766
...and NYU, New York City.

884
00:48:21.984 --> 00:48:23.819
We're so proud of you!

885
00:48:24.444 --> 00:48:27.281
Okay, okay, okay.
Decision time.

886
00:48:28.991 --> 00:48:31.243
Where do you wanna
go to college?

887
00:48:33.537 --> 00:48:35.539
I'll stay here
in Chicago.

888
00:48:35.622 --> 00:48:36.873
Okay.
That's good.

889
00:48:36.957 --> 00:48:38.458
If that's what
you want.

890
00:48:38.542 --> 00:48:39.668
Yeah.

891
00:48:45.132 --> 00:48:46.174
Dad.

892
00:48:46.466 --> 00:48:47.986
Did you hear?
Paris is staying.

893
00:48:48.051 --> 00:48:49.303
She found a boyfriend?

894
00:48:49.803 --> 00:48:51.013
Dad.

895
00:48:51.513 --> 00:48:54.808
Toula, it very good news.

896
00:48:54.975 --> 00:48:56.059
Yep.

897
00:48:56.560 --> 00:48:59.688
Your hip is better.
The physical therapy is working.

898
00:49:00.188 --> 00:49:02.065
It's not that therapy.

899
00:49:02.482 --> 00:49:04.234
I can fix it myself.

900
00:49:10.032 --> 00:49:11.116
Of course.

901
00:49:13.285 --> 00:49:14.286
Oh!

902
00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:17.539
I just remembered.

903
00:49:17.706 --> 00:49:22.878
Today, I sent out my application
for Alexander the Great.

904
00:49:23.629 --> 00:49:25.589
You mailed this
to Find Your Ancestry?

905
00:49:26.256 --> 00:49:27.591
By myself.

906
00:49:27.674 --> 00:49:31.803
It was so hard trying to
remember every name, every date.

907
00:49:32.179 --> 00:49:34.931
Well, you could have called
<i>Theio</i> Panos in Greece.

908
00:49:35.098 --> 00:49:38.226
Oh, so my brother can tell
me what I'm doing is stupid?

909
00:49:38.602 --> 00:49:39.728
Okay.

910
00:49:40.187 --> 00:49:41.813
How are the wedding
preparations?

911
00:49:42.397 --> 00:49:44.066
Fine, but, Toula,

912
00:49:44.232 --> 00:49:47.235
I can't afford the kind of
wedding your mother wants.

913
00:49:47.402 --> 00:49:48.403
I know.

914
00:49:48.570 --> 00:49:50.290
I was thinking we could
give you some money.

915
00:49:50.405 --> 00:49:52.741
No, no, you need it
for college.

916
00:49:54.534 --> 00:49:55.911
Are you okay?

917
00:49:56.453 --> 00:50:00.916
Yes, but I can't sleep
without your mother snoring.

918
00:50:01.625 --> 00:50:02.876
You're married.

919
00:50:03.043 --> 00:50:06.546
You know what it's like
to have that person there

920
00:50:06.713 --> 00:50:08.590
right beside you.

921
00:50:08.757 --> 00:50:10.258
In every way.

922
00:50:10.550 --> 00:50:15.263
You walk through your life seeing
your shadow as two people.

923
00:50:15.555 --> 00:50:17.849
You know you can
reach out in the night

924
00:50:18.392 --> 00:50:20.519
and that person
is there.

925
00:50:21.228 --> 00:50:22.521
And then they're not.

926
00:50:22.604 --> 00:50:24.773
Because they make you
stay on the couch

927
00:50:24.856 --> 00:50:27.317
until a priest
can say it's okay.

928
00:50:30.320 --> 00:50:31.530
Oh, Dad.

929
00:50:33.407 --> 00:50:36.034
I just made baklava.
You want a piece?

930
00:50:37.619 --> 00:50:38.662
No.

931
00:50:39.496 --> 00:50:40.664
Chocolate baklava.

932
00:50:42.749 --> 00:50:44.418
Just a small piece.

933
00:50:45.168 --> 00:50:47.087
I'll bring you the tray
and a fork.

934
00:50:47.170 --> 00:50:48.463
Put some strawberries.

935
00:50:48.630 --> 00:50:49.756
Okay.

936
00:50:56.179 --> 00:50:57.431
Mana-Yiayia?

937
00:51:00.183 --> 00:51:02.352
I'm gonna stay home
for college.

938
00:51:07.149 --> 00:51:08.817
That's good, right?

939
00:51:16.783 --> 00:51:18.326
It's what I want.

940
00:51:21.663 --> 00:51:23.165
But is not.

941
00:51:30.630 --> 00:51:34.676
The wedding planner,
she fired me!

942
00:51:39.014 --> 00:51:41.558
So, they're not
getting married?

943
00:51:41.641 --> 00:51:43.226
I have to fix this.

944
00:51:44.644 --> 00:51:46.271
When can you fix us?

945
00:51:49.191 --> 00:51:50.734
What do you mean?

946
00:51:51.109 --> 00:51:53.195
I mean, you're always
running in and out of here,

947
00:51:53.278 --> 00:51:56.990
you're cooking something,
you're volunteering somewhere.

948
00:51:57.073 --> 00:51:59.201
It's like you avoid
being alone with me.

949
00:52:00.035 --> 00:52:02.370
But you just explained
why I'm never here.

950
00:52:02.913 --> 00:52:05.165
Look, it's my fault, too.
We're busy.

951
00:52:05.332 --> 00:52:08.210
But, Toula, we've been
trying to have a date.

952
00:52:08.543 --> 00:52:09.544
I know.

953
00:52:09.711 --> 00:52:10.754
It's impossible.

954
00:52:10.921 --> 00:52:12.255
Your family pulls at you.

955
00:52:12.422 --> 00:52:13.882
But that's what
family does.

956
00:52:14.049 --> 00:52:16.593
No. That's what
your family does.

957
00:52:16.718 --> 00:52:18.386
My family doesn't
pull at me.

958
00:52:19.387 --> 00:52:21.765
Maybe they do
and you don't notice.

959
00:52:22.724 --> 00:52:24.142
Maybe, but...

960
00:52:25.602 --> 00:52:26.853
Please.

961
00:52:29.606 --> 00:52:32.776
Please, help me
get my parents married.

962
00:52:33.610 --> 00:52:35.487
Okay.

963
00:52:35.570 --> 00:52:37.239
Okay?
Yeah.

964
00:52:41.159 --> 00:52:42.828
Who should we call?

965
00:52:47.207 --> 00:52:48.291
I'm here.

966
00:52:48.375 --> 00:52:50.961
Thank you for coming.
Oh. This is so good.

967
00:52:51.044 --> 00:52:52.087
Watch your step,
Marianthi.

968
00:52:52.170 --> 00:52:53.171
Hi. Hi, Toula.

969
00:52:53.255 --> 00:52:54.631
You told the family?

970
00:52:54.714 --> 00:52:55.882
Of course.

971
00:52:55.966 --> 00:52:58.468
Mom and Dad!
Look, it's Rodney and Harry!

972
00:52:59.135 --> 00:53:00.554
Hey, you got any of that moussaka?
Hey.

973
00:53:00.637 --> 00:53:02.347
We just got here.
Where are you?

974
00:53:02.430 --> 00:53:04.140
I canceled
a waxing for this.

975
00:53:04.224 --> 00:53:05.475
Hey!
Hey.

976
00:53:08.687 --> 00:53:10.188
Tell your problem.

977
00:53:11.106 --> 00:53:13.108
The wedding planner quit.

978
00:53:17.821 --> 00:53:19.197
Oh, you all know that.

979
00:53:19.406 --> 00:53:20.407
Please.

980
00:53:20.490 --> 00:53:22.492
What are you, new?

981
00:53:22.576 --> 00:53:25.245
Telephone, telegram,
tell-a-Greek.

982
00:53:25.579 --> 00:53:27.455
Of course we know.
We know everything.

983
00:53:27.539 --> 00:53:29.040
I tweeted it.
Yeah.

984
00:53:29.165 --> 00:53:31.960
Aunt Voula, Toula was hoping
that you would talk to Maria.

985
00:53:32.335 --> 00:53:35.046
Yeah, convince her to just go to
the church and get it done, <i>Theia.</i>

986
00:53:35.130 --> 00:53:36.381
Please?
"Get it done"?

987
00:53:36.464 --> 00:53:38.800
Why? Because Dad's gonna
lose it, that's why.

988
00:53:38.884 --> 00:53:41.553
Why convince them
to just "get it done"?

989
00:53:41.636 --> 00:53:43.179
Look, weddings
are expensive.

990
00:53:43.346 --> 00:53:45.849
- Usually the parents pay for it.
- Yeah.

991
00:53:49.185 --> 00:53:51.438
But, I mean, what was with hiring
a wedding planner?

992
00:53:51.521 --> 00:53:52.606
I don't know.
I don't know.

993
00:53:52.689 --> 00:53:53.857
Yeah, we've all
had weddings.

994
00:53:53.940 --> 00:53:55.191
Right.
Except Angelo.

995
00:53:55.275 --> 00:53:56.526
Hey, we're not
talking about me.

996
00:53:56.610 --> 00:53:58.945
I'm just saying,
you don't need a caterer.

997
00:53:59.112 --> 00:54:00.322
Exactly.
We all cook.

998
00:54:00.488 --> 00:54:02.088
Some of us better than others.

999
00:54:02.157 --> 00:54:03.158
Don't start.

1000
00:54:03.575 --> 00:54:05.076
Your baklava's dry.
Accept it.

1001
00:54:05.535 --> 00:54:07.120
Mike, can you
taser her?

1002
00:54:07.287 --> 00:54:10.081
- Only once per relative.
- You know my rule.

1003
00:54:10.165 --> 00:54:11.708
Look, we can have the
reception at their house.

1004
00:54:11.875 --> 00:54:14.419
I could do the hair.
Angelo can get Maria the dress.

1005
00:54:14.502 --> 00:54:15.587
I got a connection.

1006
00:54:15.670 --> 00:54:18.298
Oh, and my business partner,
he has tuxedos. He was in a band.

1007
00:54:18.381 --> 00:54:19.883
I can do
an e-mailed invitation.

1008
00:54:19.966 --> 00:54:21.468
I can help you
design it.

1009
00:54:21.635 --> 00:54:23.595
Rodney, don't you have a friend
who owns flower shops?

1010
00:54:23.720 --> 00:54:25.138
No. Oh, yes,
you do, honey.

1011
00:54:25.221 --> 00:54:26.556
Well, let me think.
Wait!

1012
00:54:26.723 --> 00:54:27.807
Oh, funeral homes.

1013
00:54:27.974 --> 00:54:29.684
Perfect.
Okay, what else?

1014
00:54:29.851 --> 00:54:31.227
You all wanna do this?

1015
00:54:31.311 --> 00:54:32.687
Of course we do!
Yeah, of course!

1016
00:54:33.063 --> 00:54:34.356
Thank you.

1017
00:54:34.522 --> 00:54:36.066
Thank you so much!

1018
00:54:36.232 --> 00:54:38.693
Maybe everyone could pick a category.
Food, glassware...

1019
00:54:38.860 --> 00:54:40.654
The wedding is on!

1020
00:54:40.820 --> 00:54:43.740
Pick a category, report to me.
I'm in charge.

1021
00:54:44.074 --> 00:54:45.283
Actually, <i>Theia,</i>
you're not.

1022
00:54:45.367 --> 00:54:47.369
Yes, it's best.
No, it's...

1023
00:54:47.452 --> 00:54:49.412
It's what everyone
wants, dear.

1024
00:54:51.039 --> 00:54:52.040
Okay.

1025
00:55:39.754 --> 00:55:42.924
Hey, Tiahn, do you want to go
to prom with me?

1026
00:55:54.102 --> 00:55:57.480
Tiahn, will you go
to prom with me?

1027
00:55:57.939 --> 00:56:00.567
Oh, my Buddha!
They're both asking you to prom!

1028
00:56:02.277 --> 00:56:05.280
Bennett, why are you
asking my girlfriend to prom?

1029
00:56:08.116 --> 00:56:09.492
Girlfriend?

1030
00:56:10.410 --> 00:56:13.329
Oh. Sorry, I didn't
know that you...

1031
00:56:13.413 --> 00:56:14.998
We just started dating.

1032
00:56:15.081 --> 00:56:16.958
So, who are you
going to prom with?

1033
00:56:21.296 --> 00:56:23.798
Yes, Clifford,
I'll go to prom with you.

1034
00:56:24.883 --> 00:56:26.134
Harsh.

1035
00:56:26.551 --> 00:56:28.011
Walk away, dude.

1036
00:56:28.094 --> 00:56:30.305
It's not too late
to change schools.

1037
00:56:33.808 --> 00:56:34.809
Hi.

1038
00:56:36.978 --> 00:56:37.979
Hi.

1039
00:56:38.772 --> 00:56:40.398
Will you go
to prom with me?

1040
00:56:40.690 --> 00:56:41.691
Um...

1041
00:56:46.112 --> 00:56:47.197
Yeah!

1042
00:56:52.744 --> 00:56:54.079
Great.

1043
00:56:55.121 --> 00:56:56.456
I'll pick you up at...

1044
00:56:56.539 --> 00:56:58.291
No, it's okay.
I'll pick you up.

1045
00:57:02.295 --> 00:57:03.588
Sorry,
what's your name?

1046
00:57:03.671 --> 00:57:04.881
Paris.
Oh.

1047
00:57:06.174 --> 00:57:07.300
Cool.

1048
00:57:08.843 --> 00:57:10.762
I can't believe I did that.

1049
00:57:10.845 --> 00:57:12.097
Very brave.

1050
00:57:12.180 --> 00:57:14.182
I heard I come from a long
line of strong women.

1051
00:57:14.265 --> 00:57:15.642
You do.

1052
00:57:17.685 --> 00:57:19.771
You're gonna miss
your grandparents' wedding.

1053
00:57:19.854 --> 00:57:21.648
Ah, it's okay.
Prom is important.

1054
00:57:21.731 --> 00:57:23.733
Guys?
Mmm-hmm.

1055
00:57:24.734 --> 00:57:27.237
I want to go to
New York University.

1056
00:57:42.252 --> 00:57:45.004
Higher! Use your
man muscles!

1057
00:57:45.171 --> 00:57:46.548
Easy, easy.

1058
00:57:56.141 --> 00:57:57.392
Jennie,
where's the cinnamon?

1059
00:57:57.475 --> 00:57:59.477
It's over there.
I need that oven in five.

1060
00:57:59.561 --> 00:58:00.895
I need more butter!

1061
00:58:11.573 --> 00:58:13.867
Toula,
what's the matter?

1062
00:58:14.576 --> 00:58:15.660
Toula?

1063
00:58:16.244 --> 00:58:17.245
Nothing.

1064
00:58:18.246 --> 00:58:19.664
Come on.

1065
00:58:22.292 --> 00:58:23.751
It's okay.
It's a big day.

1066
00:58:26.963 --> 00:58:27.964
Okay, run this down for me.

1067
00:58:28.047 --> 00:58:29.591
All right. So, my nephews
are gonna be the waiters.

1068
00:58:29.966 --> 00:58:32.969
Tables are there, but the plates
are just gonna go in the truck.

1069
00:58:33.052 --> 00:58:35.305
Simple as that. After the wedding,
wrap it up, bring it here.

1070
00:58:35.388 --> 00:58:36.723
Okay?
All right. Yep.

1071
00:58:38.892 --> 00:58:39.976
Here you go.

1072
00:58:47.442 --> 00:58:49.819
Hey, uh,
what's with Toula?

1073
00:58:50.445 --> 00:58:52.165
I don't know.
But she'll tell me eventually.

1074
00:58:54.449 --> 00:58:56.075
Because, uh, well...

1075
00:58:57.035 --> 00:59:00.079
Why keep secrets
from your own family, right?

1076
00:59:12.634 --> 00:59:14.385
He's your partner?

1077
00:59:15.220 --> 00:59:16.971
Or your partner?

1078
00:59:23.186 --> 00:59:24.646
He's both.

1079
00:59:32.612 --> 00:59:33.821
I know.

1080
00:59:40.161 --> 00:59:41.579
Ooh.

1081
00:59:46.209 --> 00:59:48.836
It's the bride
on the FaceTimes!

1082
00:59:49.587 --> 00:59:51.047
What do you need, Mom?

1083
00:59:51.130 --> 00:59:52.757
<i>Who's gonna curl
all your hairs?</i>

1084
00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:54.008
<i>Everyone get over here.</i>

1085
00:59:54.259 --> 00:59:55.677
Come on! Let's go!

1086
00:59:57.220 --> 00:59:59.013
We're coming!

1087
01:00:07.981 --> 01:00:08.981
Tight!

1088
01:00:09.023 --> 01:00:10.441
Yiayia,
open your presents.

1089
01:00:10.525 --> 01:00:13.361
The pink one. The pink one.

1090
01:00:14.445 --> 01:00:16.864
"With love,
from Dominique."

1091
01:00:17.323 --> 01:00:18.741
"XOXO."

1092
01:00:19.367 --> 01:00:21.452
Who is Xoxo?

1093
01:00:21.536 --> 01:00:22.704
I don't know.

1094
01:00:23.037 --> 01:00:24.163
Okay.

1095
01:00:24.247 --> 01:00:27.292
One more layer, and this won't move
till your next wedding.

1096
01:00:36.050 --> 01:00:37.051
There.

1097
01:00:38.970 --> 01:00:41.931
And this is gonna last you
till you graduate college.

1098
01:00:43.725 --> 01:00:44.726
- Okay.
- I'm good.

1099
01:00:44.809 --> 01:00:46.102
We're good.

1100
01:00:46.185 --> 01:00:50.189
Paris, I hear for college
you are staying in Chicago.

1101
01:00:50.273 --> 01:00:51.482
That's good!

1102
01:00:51.566 --> 01:00:53.401
Oh yeah, close to home.

1103
01:00:58.448 --> 01:01:00.491
You look pretty
on your big day, Yiayia.

1104
01:01:00.575 --> 01:01:01.951
Honey <i>mou.</i>

1105
01:01:03.411 --> 01:01:06.748
On my wedding night,
I met my husband

1106
01:01:06.914 --> 01:01:07.999
and I fainted!

1107
01:01:08.082 --> 01:01:11.502
That was the advice our mother
gave us on our wedding day.

1108
01:01:11.586 --> 01:01:15.423
Yes. She said,
"If you're too nervous to do your duties,

1109
01:01:15.757 --> 01:01:19.302
"just pretend to faint, and your
husband will take it from there."

1110
01:01:19.469 --> 01:01:20.511
I did it.

1111
01:01:20.678 --> 01:01:22.305
I did it.
Oh, my God.

1112
01:01:22.472 --> 01:01:24.932
I waited for Taki
to scoop me up.

1113
01:01:25.058 --> 01:01:26.809
Instead, he put
a blanket over me.

1114
01:01:26.893 --> 01:01:29.562
I slept on the
cold floor by myself.

1115
01:01:30.605 --> 01:01:33.941
Remember, Paris,
not until your wedding night.

1116
01:01:34.067 --> 01:01:36.235
Tonight you protect
the <i>poulaki.</i>

1117
01:01:38.196 --> 01:01:39.197
Okay, Ma.

1118
01:01:39.280 --> 01:01:40.615
You said it,
let's move on.

1119
01:01:40.698 --> 01:01:42.617
There's more!
Of course.

1120
01:01:42.700 --> 01:01:44.869
Didn't you leave the car running?
Uh-huh. Yes.

1121
01:01:45.370 --> 01:01:48.331
Paris, eyes open,
knees shut!

1122
01:01:48.498 --> 01:01:51.501
And you, if your
knees are open,

1123
01:01:51.667 --> 01:01:53.211
shut your eyes.

1124
01:01:57.632 --> 01:01:59.675
I always keep
my eyes shut tight.

1125
01:01:59.842 --> 01:02:02.053
Oh. Not me. Not me.

1126
01:02:02.637 --> 01:02:06.307
I pretend Taki is a vampire
from one of those movies.

1127
01:02:06.474 --> 01:02:09.977
Sometimes he likes me
to dress up like a wizard.

1128
01:02:10.144 --> 01:02:12.814
Because he has
a magic wand.

1129
01:02:13.147 --> 01:02:15.817
Oh<i>. Theia,</i> I love
your sex stories.

1130
01:02:16.150 --> 01:02:17.652
Gotta go.

1131
01:02:17.819 --> 01:02:18.903
What time is it?

1132
01:02:18.986 --> 01:02:20.546
Oh, yes.
We're late, we gotta go!

1133
01:02:23.032 --> 01:02:24.912
You'll help me with my dress?
Of course, I will.

1134
01:02:24.992 --> 01:02:26.744
Pluck your eyebrow.

1135
01:02:31.499 --> 01:02:33.042
Mana-Yiayia?

1136
01:02:36.337 --> 01:02:37.713
Have a seat.

1137
01:02:59.402 --> 01:03:01.863
Just pick it up and go right here?
Yeah.

1138
01:03:25.511 --> 01:03:26.929
- Got my size?
- Yeah.

1139
01:03:27.096 --> 01:03:28.264
This should fit.

1140
01:03:28.389 --> 01:03:29.432
Perfect!

1141
01:03:29.557 --> 01:03:31.684
It's kinda short.
Sparkles?

1142
01:03:31.851 --> 01:03:33.519
What was the band?
The Funkateers.

1143
01:03:33.686 --> 01:03:35.021
They were huge.

1144
01:03:35.188 --> 01:03:36.230
Never heard of them.

1145
01:03:36.397 --> 01:03:37.398
Oh, look!

1146
01:03:37.565 --> 01:03:41.569
Alexander the Great when
he conquered Mesopotamia.

1147
01:03:41.944 --> 01:03:46.199
Oh, speaking of conquering,
tonight, be gentle with your bride.

1148
01:03:46.991 --> 01:03:48.659
Oh!

1149
01:03:48.743 --> 01:03:49.911
Taki!

1150
01:03:51.120 --> 01:03:52.246
What?

1151
01:04:08.596 --> 01:04:10.598
That's my brother, Panos.

1152
01:04:17.355 --> 01:04:20.066
I, I...
I don't like surprises.

1153
01:04:20.233 --> 01:04:21.776
Gus, the kids.

1154
01:04:22.568 --> 01:04:24.487
They did it for you.

1155
01:04:24.570 --> 01:04:26.739
Everybody pooled
their airline miles.

1156
01:04:26.906 --> 01:04:30.618
Ian, you don't know because
you're not successful like me.

1157
01:04:30.785 --> 01:04:33.329
But when you do well,

1158
01:04:33.496 --> 01:04:37.416
you become a sign of hope
to the optimist.

1159
01:04:37.583 --> 01:04:42.463
But to the pessimist, you represent
the stink of his own failure.

1160
01:04:43.464 --> 01:04:45.299
That was
a long time ago, Gus.

1161
01:04:45.466 --> 01:04:48.970
I send him money.
He sends it back.

1162
01:04:49.470 --> 01:04:51.013
Come on, let's go.

1163
01:04:52.139 --> 01:04:53.140
Surprise!

1164
01:04:55.643 --> 01:04:59.188
Congratulations on
your wedding today.

1165
01:04:59.522 --> 01:05:00.731
Thank you.

1166
01:05:00.815 --> 01:05:03.150
Put your things in the guest room,
huh? Okay.

1167
01:05:03.317 --> 01:05:05.945
Nick, you have
a big house.

1168
01:05:06.487 --> 01:05:08.447
What do you mean
by that?

1169
01:05:08.614 --> 01:05:09.824
Oh, you know
what I mean.

1170
01:05:09.991 --> 01:05:12.827
My son works hard.
He deserves a house.

1171
01:05:13.160 --> 01:05:14.662
And I don't?

1172
01:05:14.829 --> 01:05:16.664
You could have had this!
All of it!

1173
01:05:16.831 --> 01:05:19.834
I chose to stay
in our country.

1174
01:05:20.001 --> 01:05:23.504
I didn't abandon her then,
and I won't now. I'm a real Greek!

1175
01:05:23.713 --> 01:05:25.506
I'm a real Greek, too.

1176
01:05:27.008 --> 01:05:28.342
Let's drink.

1177
01:05:32.513 --> 01:05:33.514
Come on, Dad.

1178
01:05:40.813 --> 01:05:42.648
To the homeland.

1179
01:05:43.816 --> 01:05:47.111
To the <i>patrida</i>
and the drachma.

1180
01:05:56.996 --> 01:05:57.997
Ah.

1181
01:06:13.387 --> 01:06:16.349
To you, Panos,
my brother.

1182
01:06:18.392 --> 01:06:21.562
To you, Costa,
my brother.

1183
01:06:22.146 --> 01:06:23.814
To you, Nick,
my brother.

1184
01:06:23.898 --> 01:06:25.524
To you, Ian,
my brother.

1185
01:06:56.889 --> 01:06:57.932
Mom?

1186
01:07:04.563 --> 01:07:05.564
Wow.

1187
01:07:06.315 --> 01:07:07.733
Look at you.

1188
01:07:21.372 --> 01:07:22.748
You look great.

1189
01:07:24.250 --> 01:07:25.334
Thank you.

1190
01:07:27.628 --> 01:07:30.881
I'm surprised you're not on
the prom chaperone committee.

1191
01:07:30.965 --> 01:07:32.800
They asked,
but I said no.

1192
01:07:33.384 --> 01:07:34.593
Why?
Do you need me to be?

1193
01:07:35.469 --> 01:07:36.721
Oh, God, no.

1194
01:07:37.054 --> 01:07:38.097
Okay, then.

1195
01:07:41.142 --> 01:07:44.979
Am I always so close, you see
your shadow as two people?

1196
01:07:48.649 --> 01:07:50.443
Yeah.
Yeah.

1197
01:07:50.609 --> 01:07:51.652
Okay.

1198
01:07:52.319 --> 01:07:54.321
I'm stepping
back now.

1199
01:07:55.489 --> 01:07:58.617
Go and have
a great time.

1200
01:07:58.784 --> 01:08:01.328
Tonight and

1201
01:08:02.913 --> 01:08:05.332
to college
in New York.

1202
01:08:08.127 --> 01:08:10.921
And even though
I'm taking a step back,

1203
01:08:11.005 --> 01:08:13.382
I will always be
right here.

1204
01:08:17.011 --> 01:08:18.179
Thank you.

1205
01:08:19.346 --> 01:08:20.389
Okay.

1206
01:08:25.186 --> 01:08:26.187
That's Bennett!

1207
01:08:26.437 --> 01:08:29.398
Okay! Get the door!
Go! Go!

1208
01:08:29.565 --> 01:08:31.245
No, don't get the door!
Just go over there.

1209
01:08:31.358 --> 01:08:33.778
Wait! What am I doing?
That's stupid. Be cool, be cool.

1210
01:08:33.944 --> 01:08:35.321
Okay, go.
Okay.

1211
01:08:51.754 --> 01:08:53.297
Your uncle hugs hard.

1212
01:08:53.464 --> 01:08:54.507
Yeah.

1213
01:08:55.466 --> 01:08:58.093
Was your grandma
in a wedding dress?

1214
01:08:58.260 --> 01:08:59.261
Yep.

1215
01:09:03.390 --> 01:09:05.309
So, where was the rest
of your family?

1216
01:09:05.476 --> 01:09:06.560
Uh, who?

1217
01:09:07.603 --> 01:09:10.564
I saw a bigger group
at the college fair.

1218
01:09:11.357 --> 01:09:12.441
Oh. Yeah.

1219
01:09:13.108 --> 01:09:15.194
Yeah.
They're like my family.

1220
01:09:15.319 --> 01:09:18.322
Mmm. Except mine's
bigger, louder,

1221
01:09:18.405 --> 01:09:20.241
more oily and in-your-face
than anyone's?

1222
01:09:20.407 --> 01:09:21.492
No.

1223
01:09:21.659 --> 01:09:23.994
No family is louder
than my Greek family.

1224
01:09:26.747 --> 01:09:27.748
You're Greek?

1225
01:09:28.123 --> 01:09:29.124
Yeah.

1226
01:09:39.718 --> 01:09:41.846
Well, Mana-Yiayia's
in the house, so...

1227
01:09:42.721 --> 01:09:44.181
I have not
seen her for...

1228
01:09:44.348 --> 01:09:45.599
Hey, Dad.

1229
01:09:45.766 --> 01:09:48.143
Oh, Ian! Give me a hand, will you?
Yeah.

1230
01:09:48.227 --> 01:09:49.645
Here. Yeah, great.

1231
01:09:51.522 --> 01:09:53.023
All right.

1232
01:09:53.107 --> 01:09:55.234
I will have to return this,
you know.

1233
01:10:00.614 --> 01:10:02.241
You ever need anything?

1234
01:10:02.324 --> 01:10:03.617
Like what?

1235
01:10:04.076 --> 01:10:05.411
You know, from me.

1236
01:10:05.494 --> 01:10:09.081
You need me to do anything,
or you want to talk about anything?

1237
01:10:11.083 --> 01:10:12.293
Is someone ill?

1238
01:10:13.127 --> 01:10:14.795
No, Dad, I just...

1239
01:10:16.005 --> 01:10:18.048
You ever need anything,
I want you to call me, okay?

1240
01:10:20.426 --> 01:10:21.886
You got it, son.

1241
01:10:24.179 --> 01:10:25.806
Sure.
Okay.

1242
01:10:26.724 --> 01:10:28.142
See you
in church, huh?

1243
01:10:29.226 --> 01:10:30.227
Okay, get dressed!

1244
01:10:30.311 --> 01:10:31.511
Hey, I gotta
swing by the prom,

1245
01:10:31.562 --> 01:10:32.897
make sure the chaperones
aren't drinking.

1246
01:10:32.980 --> 01:10:34.940
Oh, no, do not spy on Paris.
Never!

1247
01:10:35.024 --> 01:10:36.483
Come on!

1248
01:10:36.567 --> 01:10:38.360
Toula! What time is it?

1249
01:10:38.527 --> 01:10:41.071
And why are
the limousines not here?

1250
01:10:41.572 --> 01:10:43.198
Did we order limousines?

1251
01:10:45.492 --> 01:10:46.619
Call Mike!

1252
01:10:51.540 --> 01:10:53.250
I'll get you there
as fast as I can.

1253
01:10:53.417 --> 01:10:54.668
This is exciting!

1254
01:10:54.835 --> 01:10:56.045
"Exciting"?

1255
01:10:56.378 --> 01:10:57.963
All right,
make a hole, fellas.

1256
01:11:01.342 --> 01:11:02.968
Officer, Officer,
go slower, please.

1257
01:11:03.052 --> 01:11:04.345
Slower please.
Just a little bit.

1258
01:11:04.428 --> 01:11:06.555
I'll bet you
Gus is nervous.

1259
01:11:11.810 --> 01:11:12.937
Faster, faster!
What?

1260
01:11:13.020 --> 01:11:14.021
Hold on, ladies!

1261
01:11:15.356 --> 01:11:16.732
No, no, no!

1262
01:11:16.982 --> 01:11:17.983
Whoo-hoo-hoo.

1263
01:11:18.692 --> 01:11:19.693
My nuts!

1264
01:11:38.045 --> 01:11:39.088
Oh, my.

1265
01:11:48.472 --> 01:11:50.391
Oh. Beautiful.

1266
01:11:51.058 --> 01:11:52.059
Mana-Yiayia.

1267
01:11:52.434 --> 01:11:54.061
I love your hair.

1268
01:11:54.228 --> 01:11:56.397
I didn't even know
she had hair.

1269
01:11:57.189 --> 01:11:58.232
Yeah.

1270
01:11:58.315 --> 01:12:00.818
Hey, what are they doing?
What's happening?

1271
01:12:16.041 --> 01:12:18.293
<i>Hey, it's Ian.
Leave me a message.</i>

1272
01:12:18.919 --> 01:12:21.338
I have an aunt who always
talks like she's got,

1273
01:12:21.422 --> 01:12:23.549
like, a piece of lamb stuck
in the back of her throat.

1274
01:12:23.716 --> 01:12:24.800
Always, she'll be, like,

1275
01:12:24.883 --> 01:12:26.677
"Bennett! Bennett!

1276
01:12:26.760 --> 01:12:28.762
"Say hello to your parents!"

1277
01:12:29.263 --> 01:12:31.724
"If you see my daughter,
tell her I'm upstairs."

1278
01:12:31.807 --> 01:12:32.933
"Upstairs."

1279
01:12:35.144 --> 01:12:36.687
So, why aren't you
in Greek Club?

1280
01:12:37.146 --> 01:12:39.857
Oh. Every day of my life
is Greek Club.

1281
01:12:39.940 --> 01:12:42.151
Mmm.
Why, what do you do there?

1282
01:12:42.317 --> 01:12:44.695
Same as they do in,
like, Chinese Club

1283
01:12:44.778 --> 01:12:46.947
and Lebanese Club
and Spanish Club.

1284
01:12:47.031 --> 01:12:50.242
We all just sit around
and we eat food

1285
01:12:50.325 --> 01:12:52.453
and we make fun
of our parents.

1286
01:12:52.619 --> 01:12:53.996
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

1287
01:12:56.081 --> 01:12:58.625
You look so nice.

1288
01:12:58.876 --> 01:13:00.169
Thank you.

1289
01:13:00.586 --> 01:13:02.129
You do, too.

1290
01:13:02.463 --> 01:13:03.630
Thanks.

1291
01:13:07.593 --> 01:13:10.262
Hey, do you want to dance?

1292
01:13:10.345 --> 01:13:11.638
Yes!

1293
01:13:11.722 --> 01:13:12.806
I got some killer moves.

1294
01:13:12.890 --> 01:13:14.516
Do you? I can boogie hard.
Let's do it.

1295
01:13:14.600 --> 01:13:16.977
Okay, then.

1296
01:13:17.061 --> 01:13:18.145
Oh, well...

1297
01:13:41.752 --> 01:13:43.592
We should have brought
the drinks in here.

1298
01:13:43.670 --> 01:13:44.755
Sit down.

1299
01:13:45.881 --> 01:13:47.341
I know, I know.

1300
01:13:49.134 --> 01:13:50.427
Have they been drinking?

1301
01:14:16.537 --> 01:14:19.081
I've been waiting
a long time to do that.

1302
01:14:30.926 --> 01:14:32.845
She is coming. Look up.

1303
01:15:04.376 --> 01:15:05.377
Maria, what's...

1304
01:15:06.086 --> 01:15:07.171
Where is she going?
<i>Pater.</i>

1305
01:15:08.755 --> 01:15:10.132
Where she's going?

1306
01:15:10.215 --> 01:15:11.216
Toula,
do something.

1307
01:15:11.550 --> 01:15:12.801
Go, go!
Okay.

1308
01:15:12.926 --> 01:15:13.927
Excuse us,
excuse us.

1309
01:15:14.011 --> 01:15:16.221
What?
Now everybody's going.

1310
01:15:18.348 --> 01:15:19.391
You okay?

1311
01:15:19.474 --> 01:15:20.514
What's going on?

1312
01:15:20.559 --> 01:15:23.020
He is not taking
this seriously.

1313
01:15:26.023 --> 01:15:27.816
Gus,
go have a drink.

1314
01:15:31.778 --> 01:15:32.821
He is now.

1315
01:15:32.905 --> 01:15:34.781
What am I
getting married for?

1316
01:15:35.616 --> 01:15:36.867
What's happening?

1317
01:15:36.950 --> 01:15:39.661
Who says a woman
is supposed to be married?

1318
01:15:40.704 --> 01:15:42.414
Um, you. All our lives.

1319
01:15:42.497 --> 01:15:47.085
Because in my day,
women were raised to be married.

1320
01:15:47.336 --> 01:15:48.545
But is that it?

1321
01:15:50.380 --> 01:15:53.800
I've been thinking,
maybe I could have traveled.

1322
01:15:54.051 --> 01:15:58.055
I could have cured diseases,
wrote poetry,

1323
01:15:58.138 --> 01:16:00.807
had adventure in my life.

1324
01:16:01.475 --> 01:16:04.686
Instead of being saddled
with a grouchy old man

1325
01:16:04.770 --> 01:16:07.981
yelling every morning
for his mineral oil

1326
01:16:08.065 --> 01:16:10.108
so his bowels
won't get backed up!

1327
01:16:13.111 --> 01:16:14.238
I'm gonna get my ma.

1328
01:16:14.321 --> 01:16:15.989
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.

1329
01:16:19.493 --> 01:16:20.577
What is it, dear?

1330
01:16:20.661 --> 01:16:23.497
Ma, you really gotta come.
She's freaking out. Come!

1331
01:16:24.331 --> 01:16:26.875
What do men want?
A companion

1332
01:16:27.209 --> 01:16:28.585
or a nurse?

1333
01:16:29.753 --> 01:16:31.129
Okay, here's Ma.

1334
01:16:32.756 --> 01:16:34.633
Gus is a good man.

1335
01:16:34.716 --> 01:16:36.134
He's a crazy man.

1336
01:16:36.593 --> 01:16:38.637
True.

1337
01:16:38.720 --> 01:16:41.348
You know, I can't do this anymore.

1338
01:16:42.099 --> 01:16:44.559
No, no, no.
I'm not doing this.

1339
01:16:44.726 --> 01:16:46.812
Toula, do something!

1340
01:16:46.895 --> 01:16:48.175
I'm trying to not
fix everything.

1341
01:16:48.230 --> 01:16:50.023
That's not working!
That's not working.

1342
01:16:50.107 --> 01:16:51.107
That's not working.

1343
01:16:51.191 --> 01:16:52.609
- Think it over for a second.
- I got nothing.

1344
01:16:52.693 --> 01:16:53.933
Ladies.

1345
01:16:55.529 --> 01:16:56.530
Maria.

1346
01:16:57.114 --> 01:17:02.661
Fifty years ago, Gus was so happy
because he had found someone

1347
01:17:02.744 --> 01:17:07.541
who was brave like him to come to
America and live an adventure.

1348
01:17:07.708 --> 01:17:11.628
I remember
his hopeful expression.

1349
01:17:11.712 --> 01:17:16.925
And he has that same look
on his face today.

1350
01:17:22.889 --> 01:17:24.433
I was brave.

1351
01:17:27.436 --> 01:17:32.190
Maybe my adventure
was to make a family.

1352
01:17:34.401 --> 01:17:36.820
Marriage is not
for everybody,

1353
01:17:39.239 --> 01:17:42.159
but it worked out
okay for me.

1354
01:17:46.330 --> 01:17:49.708
It's been a good life.
It's been a good life.

1355
01:17:49.791 --> 01:17:50.834
Ma.

1356
01:17:52.210 --> 01:17:53.253
Psst!

1357
01:17:54.504 --> 01:17:57.007
You are still hot.

1358
01:17:57.424 --> 01:17:58.633
I know.

1359
01:17:58.717 --> 01:17:59.760
Get out.

1360
01:18:14.524 --> 01:18:17.027
Dad said he can't sleep
without your snoring.

1361
01:18:18.945 --> 01:18:20.864
I don't snore, he snores.

1362
01:18:20.947 --> 01:18:21.948
Okay.

1363
01:18:24.451 --> 01:18:26.453
He can't sleep without me?

1364
01:18:26.620 --> 01:18:27.621
No.

1365
01:18:44.930 --> 01:18:46.098
You know what?

1366
01:18:48.850 --> 01:18:49.976
I love him.

1367
01:18:50.102 --> 01:18:51.478
Ah!

1368
01:18:52.562 --> 01:18:54.481
Your father may be crazy,

1369
01:18:54.815 --> 01:18:58.193
but at least I'm not
a blood relative of his.

1370
01:18:58.276 --> 01:18:59.486
You are!

1371
01:19:00.529 --> 01:19:01.780
Sorry.

1372
01:19:05.951 --> 01:19:07.702
Ah, let's do this thing.

1373
01:19:08.412 --> 01:19:09.746
Oh!
Okay!

1374
01:19:10.497 --> 01:19:12.749
Hurry up!
Hurry up!

1375
01:19:12.833 --> 01:19:14.459
Okay, okay, okay.

1376
01:19:14.543 --> 01:19:17.003
You can do it!
Okay! Okay!

1377
01:19:40.026 --> 01:19:41.194
Thank you.

1378
01:19:53.582 --> 01:19:55.667
Hello.

1379
01:19:56.918 --> 01:19:58.587
You're here!
Yeah.

1380
01:19:59.880 --> 01:20:01.548
Everything go smooth?

1381
01:20:01.631 --> 01:20:02.716
Oh, no.

1382
01:20:04.301 --> 01:20:06.011
Did you see Paris?

1383
01:20:06.386 --> 01:20:07.554
Yeah.

1384
01:20:20.567 --> 01:20:22.194
Say something nice.

1385
01:20:22.819 --> 01:20:24.279
I missed you.

1386
01:20:26.406 --> 01:20:27.657
Good enough.

1387
01:20:28.658 --> 01:20:30.285
I missed you, too.

1388
01:20:37.501 --> 01:20:39.669
But you snore, not me.

1389
01:20:50.931 --> 01:20:52.807
Wow. They're doing it.

1390
01:20:52.974 --> 01:20:54.100
Yeah.

1391
01:21:04.611 --> 01:21:05.654
Hi.

1392
01:21:06.488 --> 01:21:07.614
Hi.

1393
01:21:12.160 --> 01:21:13.787
Will you marry me?

1394
01:21:16.331 --> 01:21:17.415
Yes.

1395
01:21:20.001 --> 01:21:21.127
Now.

1396
01:21:21.795 --> 01:21:22.879
Now?

1397
01:21:23.338 --> 01:21:24.464
Now.

1398
01:21:25.423 --> 01:21:26.466
Yes.

1399
01:24:49.836 --> 01:24:50.920
Look what you did!

1400
01:24:51.004 --> 01:24:52.964
We did! Come on!

1401
01:24:53.089 --> 01:24:54.758
Huh?

1402
01:24:55.341 --> 01:24:57.469
Hey, I wasn't avoiding you.

1403
01:24:57.635 --> 01:25:01.181
It's just, I've been a mom for so long,
I don't remember how to be us.

1404
01:25:01.347 --> 01:25:04.017
With Paris gone to college,
it'll be just us.

1405
01:25:04.184 --> 01:25:06.686
We can do whatever we want.
We can take a vacation.

1406
01:25:06.853 --> 01:25:08.521
We could adopt a baby.

1407
01:25:09.647 --> 01:25:10.774
Think about it!

1408
01:25:10.857 --> 01:25:13.568
Come on, just think about it.
We could do anything, we're newlyweds!

1409
01:25:13.735 --> 01:25:15.069
Yeah, we are.

1410
01:25:15.695 --> 01:25:16.863
We are.

1411
01:25:20.366 --> 01:25:21.785
Did you think about it?

1412
01:25:21.868 --> 01:25:25.914
Okay, too soon. Okay, just give it
some thought, little bit of thought.

1413
01:25:28.708 --> 01:25:30.210
Hey, Ma, let's go dance.

1414
01:25:30.877 --> 01:25:31.878
Uh-uh.

1415
01:25:38.051 --> 01:25:41.554
Hi, I'm Patrick.
It's so nice to finally meet you.

1416
01:25:42.013 --> 01:25:43.640
You look Greek.

1417
01:25:43.723 --> 01:25:44.724
Are you?

1418
01:25:45.433 --> 01:25:46.434
No, sir.

1419
01:25:46.601 --> 01:25:47.977
That's okay.

1420
01:25:48.061 --> 01:25:49.729
Don't apologize.

1421
01:25:52.232 --> 01:25:54.025
Come on, let's dance.

1422
01:25:54.776 --> 01:25:58.321
All my life, I had
a mole on my tummy.

1423
01:25:58.404 --> 01:26:00.615
It was shaped
like Mýkonos.

1424
01:26:00.782 --> 01:26:04.035
Oh! I have so much
to tell you. Come.

1425
01:26:07.080 --> 01:26:08.414
Look.

1426
01:26:13.169 --> 01:26:14.587
Hi!
Hey!

1427
01:26:15.255 --> 01:26:17.131
I'm gonna kill you!

1428
01:26:17.507 --> 01:26:18.842
Oh!

1429
01:26:18.925 --> 01:26:19.925
Guys!

1430
01:26:19.968 --> 01:26:21.970
Come on! Up you get.
Leave him alone.

1431
01:26:22.053 --> 01:26:23.304
I'm so sorry.
Come on, let's go.

1432
01:26:23.388 --> 01:26:24.388
So sorry.

1433
01:26:24.430 --> 01:26:26.683
Wait, guys, my nuts!
Come on!

1434
01:26:26.766 --> 01:26:28.434
Guys! Watch out.

1435
01:26:32.438 --> 01:26:34.065
I have to do something.

1436
01:26:34.232 --> 01:26:35.275
What?

1437
01:26:39.404 --> 01:26:41.948
Dad, look, it came.

1438
01:26:43.074 --> 01:26:44.117
Right there.

1439
01:26:46.452 --> 01:26:47.453
I knew it!

1440
01:26:52.792 --> 01:26:53.792
Wonderful!

1441
01:26:53.835 --> 01:26:55.211
Stop! Stop the music.

1442
01:26:55.628 --> 01:26:57.255
Thank you, thank you!

1443
01:26:59.632 --> 01:27:02.468
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1444
01:27:02.635 --> 01:27:06.931
<i>this paper is
an official document</i>

1445
01:27:07.098 --> 01:27:11.477
<i>which proves that I,
Gus Portokalos,</i>

1446
01:27:12.020 --> 01:27:16.941
<i>am a direct descendant
of Alexander the Great.</i>

1447
01:27:20.278 --> 01:27:21.654
Of course you are!

1448
01:27:23.031 --> 01:27:24.991
Hey, that means we all are!

1449
01:27:25.074 --> 01:27:26.075
Yes, we are!

1450
01:27:26.492 --> 01:27:28.161
Yes, yes, yes!

1451
01:27:32.957 --> 01:27:36.544
Look! You see that?
Alexander the Great!

1452
01:27:40.173 --> 01:27:42.175
Did you write
that letter?

1453
01:27:42.508 --> 01:27:43.593
Yep.

1454
01:27:43.676 --> 01:27:44.677
Mmm-hmm.

1455
01:27:46.179 --> 01:27:49.974
The paper?
I'm going to frame this.

1456
01:28:11.037 --> 01:28:12.664
Yes. There you go.

1457
01:28:15.750 --> 01:28:17.543
It's pretty loud
back there.

1458
01:28:18.503 --> 01:28:20.004
Want to join us?

1459
01:28:22.507 --> 01:28:23.758
Come on!

1460
01:28:25.301 --> 01:28:26.928
Well, I could eat
a little something.

1461
01:28:27.053 --> 01:28:29.097
I'm thirsty. Really?
Yeah, it's...

1462
01:28:46.364 --> 01:28:47.573
Come on!

1463
01:29:04.924 --> 01:29:05.925
Where are you from?

1464
01:29:06.009 --> 01:29:07.010
Chicago. You?

1465
01:29:07.093 --> 01:29:08.302
Boston.

1466
01:29:09.971 --> 01:29:11.681
Anyway, I'm Elizabeth.

1467
01:29:11.764 --> 01:29:13.099
I'm Paris.

1468
01:29:16.436 --> 01:29:18.771
Um, are they staying?

1469
01:29:22.567 --> 01:29:24.110
Right.
We're going.

1470
01:29:24.193 --> 01:29:25.945
Call me
on the FaceTimes.

1471
01:29:26.029 --> 01:29:27.280
Don't forget to eat.

1472
01:29:27.363 --> 01:29:28.614
Call me
when you need me.

1473
01:29:30.241 --> 01:29:31.242
Bye.

1474
01:29:31.784 --> 01:29:33.703
Bye-bye! Okay.

1475
01:29:34.120 --> 01:29:35.413
Okay, let's go.
All right.

1476
01:29:35.496 --> 01:29:36.497
Bye, honey. Bye.

1477
01:29:36.581 --> 01:29:37.999
- Bye.
- Bye, honey.

1478
01:29:38.082 --> 01:29:40.293
- Bye. Bye, sweetie. Bye.
- Bye-bye!

1479
01:29:40.543 --> 01:29:41.627
Bye.

1480
01:29:42.378 --> 01:29:43.963
Bye. Bye.

1481
01:29:44.464 --> 01:29:45.715
- Bye.
- Let's go, honey.

1482
01:29:45.798 --> 01:29:46.924
Bye! Bye!

1483
01:29:47.008 --> 01:29:48.301
- Bye.
- Bye.

1483
01:29:49.305 --> 01:29:55.426
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