1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:02:33,947 --> 00:02:39,655 - All right, up you go, Max! - Yeah! Up you go, Maxi-pad! 3 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,424 Knock it off, Heidi. 4 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,902 Oh, my God. 5 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:13,152 Here we go, Max! Bring me that brick! 6 00:03:13,252 --> 00:03:15,791 Come on now! 7 00:03:17,539 --> 00:03:22,993 Maxi-pad! Maxi-pad! Maxi-pad! 8 00:03:54,643 --> 00:03:57,522 You know what you have to do, Maxi. 9 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:05,469 Looks like someone wants a kiss! 10 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:21,030 - Well? - Well, what? He loves me. 11 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:25,869 - He didn't give you detention? - Detention? Please, girl. 12 00:05:25,969 --> 00:05:30,509 How he gon' give me detention when he knows we gon' set this up on Friday! 13 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:36,482 No, Valentine's... Valentine's is tonight. Why would we go Friday? 14 00:05:38,981 --> 00:05:41,384 Well, I can't do Friday. 15 00:05:41,484 --> 00:05:44,645 Well, no, you know, the talent show. 16 00:05:44,987 --> 00:05:49,174 No, no, the talent show that the kids organized for my operation. 17 00:05:50,426 --> 00:05:54,564 Did you really think Mr. Rockwell was trying 18 00:05:54,664 --> 00:05:58,437 to kiss your little rat lips? 19 00:06:04,941 --> 00:06:07,944 Hey! I'm talking to you, Maxi-pad. 20 00:06:08,044 --> 00:06:11,047 No, no, I know, but, you know, it's a nice gesture, 21 00:06:11,147 --> 00:06:13,665 you know how much these kids love me. 22 00:06:14,321 --> 00:06:17,854 Not like that. No, they look up to me, Kim, all right. 23 00:06:17,954 --> 00:06:21,257 And I'd be a real jerk to ditch out on my own fundraiser, don't you think? 24 00:06:21,357 --> 00:06:25,461 You really think he'd go for you? 25 00:06:25,561 --> 00:06:27,497 Over me? 26 00:06:27,597 --> 00:06:31,968 Just wait until he sees the twerking routine we came up with for the talent show. 27 00:06:32,068 --> 00:06:34,437 Real Nicki Minaj shit. 28 00:06:34,537 --> 00:06:37,173 That's fine. No, no, no, you know what, that's great. 29 00:06:37,273 --> 00:06:39,845 Yeah, I love you too. 30 00:06:55,725 --> 00:06:58,261 What are you doing to get him a new heart? 31 00:06:58,361 --> 00:07:00,430 Did you organize a talent show? 32 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:03,390 Are you gonna perform something? 33 00:07:04,834 --> 00:07:09,005 I know. How about a little game of show and tell? 34 00:07:09,105 --> 00:07:13,643 First you show everybody your little friend, Mr. Box Cutter. 35 00:07:13,743 --> 00:07:17,713 And then just watch as those donations pour in 36 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:23,986 when you tell them it's the same toy your dear, dead daddy 37 00:07:24,086 --> 00:07:26,525 killed himself with. 38 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,471 I gotta meet Rick. 39 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:52,951 - You're not going to go take a shower? - No, I'll take one at home. 40 00:07:53,782 --> 00:07:58,390 I heard this one has rats in it. 41 00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:02,357 Stop following me, Maxi-pad. 42 00:11:04,472 --> 00:11:09,080 You're acting really weird today, even for you. 43 00:11:10,745 --> 00:11:13,885 Well, go ahead. 44 00:11:21,023 --> 00:11:24,962 Well, I'm gonna cut through the woods. See you tomorrow. 45 00:11:26,961 --> 00:11:29,568 Happy Valentine's day. 46 00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:53,158 What are you doing? 47 00:11:58,526 --> 00:12:01,433 You don't even live this way. 48 00:12:05,116 --> 00:12:07,889 Stop following me. 49 00:12:17,912 --> 00:12:20,485 Now look what you did! 50 00:12:51,613 --> 00:12:55,820 I... I was just kidding. 51 00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:30,186 - We're going to be late. - Well, I thought I had until Friday. 52 00:13:30,286 --> 00:13:34,693 Why would you think that? Valentine's day is tonight! 53 00:14:25,507 --> 00:14:28,144 Shamrocks. Irish dancing. Parades of green. 54 00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:32,984 These are some of the images that come to mind when we think of St. Patrick's day. 55 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:44,660 But who exactly was St. Patrick? 56 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,463 And how did he deliver the word of God to Ireland? 57 00:14:47,563 --> 00:14:52,200 A land once in the grip of druids, pagans, and devil worshippers? 58 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:55,252 According to legend, Patrick banished all of the snakes from Ireland 59 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,402 by tossing them into the sea. 60 00:14:57,502 --> 00:15:01,544 Although evidence suggests there were no snakes in Ireland during the 5th century. 61 00:15:01,644 --> 00:15:04,380 Most scholars believe this to be a metaphor. 62 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:08,050 St. Patrick's expulsion of the pagans and mystics. 63 00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:12,902 Long may Ireland let slip from memory its paganistic days of old. 64 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,711 Hiya, Grainne. 65 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:26,083 That's very pretty. Who is it for? 66 00:15:26,434 --> 00:15:28,652 Okay. 67 00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:32,325 Look. I know how hard change is, 68 00:15:32,425 --> 00:15:35,362 coming to a new school, not having any friends. 69 00:15:35,611 --> 00:15:39,181 But I bet if you were to show us that smile just for a second, 70 00:15:39,281 --> 00:15:43,166 it would make all the difference in the world. 71 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:47,222 Do you know what? I have an idea. 72 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:50,508 Would you like to ring the lunch bell? 73 00:16:53,904 --> 00:16:57,943 Hiya, it's me. I can't chat for long. I'm here waiting for Sam. 74 00:16:58,043 --> 00:17:02,357 He's insisted I park away from the school because apparently I'm not cool. 75 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,512 He's like, "mum, it's not authentic if I smile." 76 00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:12,155 Yeah, it's your holy communion photo, not the dogme 95 movement. 77 00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:22,631 My doctor actually recommended I get new contact lenses 78 00:17:22,731 --> 00:17:25,220 with "hope" printed on the insides. 79 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,823 Apparently clinical trials suggest it may help 80 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:31,059 the cynical wheel of self-loathing from turning. 81 00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:33,877 I hate myself. 82 00:17:36,064 --> 00:17:38,734 Anyway, I can't wait to see you this weekend for paddy's day. 83 00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:42,086 We'll get fucked up, yeah? Find you a man? 84 00:18:01,704 --> 00:18:04,398 Liz, where are ya? I went back to the bar but there was no sign of you 85 00:18:04,498 --> 00:18:07,096 and that Danny Zuko wannabe you were talking to. 86 00:18:07,196 --> 00:18:09,791 Would you call me, you think? 87 00:18:13,161 --> 00:18:16,171 I'd like you to pick your favorite book, 88 00:18:16,271 --> 00:18:19,809 write a page about why you like it, and score the book out of ten. 89 00:18:19,909 --> 00:18:23,145 Hand in date is two weeks from today. 90 00:18:23,245 --> 00:18:27,464 Okay, everybody, page 38, circles. 91 00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:53,607 Fuck! Hiya, Grainne. 92 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,627 What? 93 00:19:03,985 --> 00:19:08,312 Now, hang on. That's not very appropriate, Grainne. 94 00:19:32,513 --> 00:19:34,698 Mrs. Cullen? 95 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:40,338 - You are pregnant. - I fucking knew it! 96 00:19:41,188 --> 00:19:43,799 I just can't believe it! 97 00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:48,497 - I've waited so long for this. - However, we're not certain with what. 98 00:19:48,597 --> 00:19:52,367 Well, if it's a boy or a girl, that doesn't matter to me. 99 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,670 We'd like to run some further tests. 100 00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:58,157 Although, if the results indicate a false positive, 101 00:19:58,257 --> 00:20:02,844 we'd need to operate immediately and remove... it. 102 00:20:03,044 --> 00:20:05,247 I'm pregnant. 103 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,919 Did... did you understand what I said? 104 00:20:11,019 --> 00:20:15,724 It's totally grand, boy or girl, whatever I get, I'm happy. I am so happy. 105 00:20:15,824 --> 00:20:20,503 Were you with somebody recently, or some animal of some kind? 106 00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:21,830 No. 107 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:26,568 Okay, have you ever seen the Hollywood movie Rosemary's Baby? 108 00:20:26,668 --> 00:20:32,022 - Yeah. - If you replace "baby" with "reptile"... 109 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:38,695 that's what you have. It's like Rosemary's reptile. 110 00:21:03,437 --> 00:21:05,955 Grainne, what is this? 111 00:21:06,741 --> 00:21:09,293 Grainne, what is this? 112 00:21:09,843 --> 00:21:12,563 Grainne, what is this? 113 00:21:35,136 --> 00:21:37,520 Stop smiling! 114 00:21:55,243 --> 00:21:56,558 Nan just called. 115 00:21:56,658 --> 00:21:59,461 She says you look like a 25-year-old woman from the middle ages, 116 00:21:59,561 --> 00:22:02,431 spliced with a mentally ill circle. 117 00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:08,051 I'm booking an appointment with Dublin zoo. There's no excuses this time, Liz. 118 00:22:24,786 --> 00:22:27,837 Hi, can I help you with anything? 119 00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:42,170 I'm... I'm really sorry. That's not really, that's... 120 00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:44,787 That's not really okay. 121 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:56,051 I'm sorry. I'm just going to have to take that. 122 00:22:56,151 --> 00:22:59,136 I'm sorry. You're going to have to leave. 123 00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:11,221 What the fuck are you thinking, Liz? 124 00:23:11,321 --> 00:23:13,958 The zoo just called, they said you never turned up for your appointment. 125 00:23:14,058 --> 00:23:17,673 I know you're probably saying to yourself, "what if the vet's got it wrong?" 126 00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:21,976 Let me impart some important advice I learned a long time ago, the hard way. 127 00:23:22,076 --> 00:23:25,094 Vets don't get things wrong. 128 00:23:26,213 --> 00:23:28,650 Giving birth to a snake is not only suicide, 129 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:31,620 it's probably the most wrong-headed thing ever attempted 130 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,723 in the field of human endeavor. 131 00:23:34,823 --> 00:23:40,661 The only thing you have to do to make our family happy is just come home. 132 00:23:40,761 --> 00:23:42,041 Alone. 133 00:24:08,289 --> 00:24:10,542 It'll all be over soon, I promise. 134 00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:15,329 I need you to help me get clean of this, okay? 135 00:25:50,891 --> 00:25:53,309 Horrible, isn't it? 136 00:25:54,495 --> 00:25:56,898 You cannot remember. 137 00:25:56,998 --> 00:25:59,682 But you can't forget. 138 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,075 Grainne... 139 00:26:03,642 --> 00:26:06,352 this is your father? 140 00:26:08,742 --> 00:26:11,494 Danny fucking Zuko? 141 00:26:12,513 --> 00:26:15,432 Our little boy is waiting. 142 00:26:18,719 --> 00:26:21,456 Look, I know you think she's different, but she's not. 143 00:26:21,556 --> 00:26:26,369 She'll run a mile when she claps eyes on him. Just wanted a normal baby. 144 00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:29,246 It's not fair. 145 00:26:30,932 --> 00:26:34,436 But just look how quickly she forgets. Don't make me laugh. 146 00:26:34,536 --> 00:26:37,314 She's the same as the rest of them. 147 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:42,792 I'm so sorry. 148 00:26:45,863 --> 00:26:47,949 I had no idea. 149 00:26:48,249 --> 00:26:51,285 He'd be so damn ugly. 150 00:26:51,385 --> 00:26:53,671 You'd be so beautiful. 151 00:27:11,272 --> 00:27:14,625 Very good, little one. Very good. 152 00:27:14,725 --> 00:27:16,876 Let's go! 153 00:27:18,413 --> 00:27:22,551 I bet there's a whole lotta disenchanted folk out there 154 00:27:22,651 --> 00:27:27,971 just waiting for a bouncing snake to lighten up their lives. 155 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:35,797 I bet if we tap into that lonely miserable demographic, 156 00:27:35,897 --> 00:27:38,367 in a few short years and a bit of luck, 157 00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:42,151 we might just hit pre-Patrick numbers. 158 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:39,878 Time to close your eyes and go to sleep. 159 00:28:40,128 --> 00:28:43,365 It's a special day tomorrow. Someone's coming tonight. 160 00:28:43,465 --> 00:28:45,066 I'll give you a hint. 161 00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:48,135 He's furry. 162 00:28:48,235 --> 00:28:50,437 And he hops. 163 00:28:50,537 --> 00:28:54,475 And you wake up in the morning and you get... 164 00:28:54,575 --> 00:28:58,346 - Candy eggs and candy chicks. - Yes. But here's the thing. 165 00:28:58,446 --> 00:29:00,448 No kid has ever seen him. 166 00:29:00,548 --> 00:29:04,819 Because all the kids are supposed to be asleep when he comes. Okay? 167 00:29:04,919 --> 00:29:08,945 - Okay. - Okay. Close your eyes. 168 00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:13,378 Wait. 169 00:29:14,328 --> 00:29:17,824 - I'm scared. - Why? 170 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:21,183 Are you afraid you're going to have a bad dream? 171 00:29:22,035 --> 00:29:25,022 The man coming back from the dead. 172 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,158 What man? 173 00:29:27,608 --> 00:29:29,778 Jesus. 174 00:29:29,878 --> 00:29:34,616 In church they said that Easter was about him coming back from being dead. 175 00:29:34,716 --> 00:29:38,653 What about the Easter bunny? Is he dead too? 176 00:29:38,753 --> 00:29:41,922 No, the Easter bunny's different. 177 00:29:42,022 --> 00:29:46,010 - Is Jesus real? - Yeah, he was real. 178 00:29:46,110 --> 00:29:50,948 - He was? - Yeah. But he was a good man. 179 00:29:51,198 --> 00:29:54,243 And you know what? Yes, he died, 180 00:29:54,343 --> 00:29:57,672 but when he came back, that was a good thing. 181 00:29:57,772 --> 00:30:00,208 It was a miracle that he came back. 182 00:30:00,308 --> 00:30:02,536 He flew up into the stars 183 00:30:02,636 --> 00:30:05,613 and he went back where he came from. 184 00:30:05,713 --> 00:30:08,665 And he lives in our hearts now. 185 00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:13,570 It's kind of like a scary version of E.T. 186 00:30:14,656 --> 00:30:17,374 Yeah, but he wasn't a story, he was real. 187 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:24,098 - What about the Easter bunny? - Well, the Easter bunny comes on Easter. 188 00:30:24,198 --> 00:30:28,384 But I thought that's when Jesus came back from the dead. 189 00:30:31,738 --> 00:30:35,143 - No, it's... that's different. - I don't understand, mommy. 190 00:30:35,243 --> 00:30:38,179 Honey, just close your eyes and go to sleep. 191 00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:40,690 And tomorrow you are going to wake up 192 00:30:40,790 --> 00:30:43,518 and there will be candy chicks and eggs and yummy stuff. 193 00:30:43,618 --> 00:30:46,488 But what if I'm awake when he comes? 194 00:30:46,588 --> 00:30:51,025 - What if I get up and get a glass of water? - It's okay to get a glass of water. 195 00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:55,496 No, but what if he's here? What if I see him? 196 00:30:55,596 --> 00:30:58,331 Honey. Just go to sleep. 197 00:30:58,431 --> 00:31:00,451 Mommy. 198 00:31:00,701 --> 00:31:03,854 How does he get in the house? 199 00:31:04,137 --> 00:31:06,155 Okay. 200 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:11,128 I'm gonna count to three, and I want those eyes shut. 201 00:31:11,278 --> 00:31:14,597 All right? One. 202 00:31:14,715 --> 00:31:16,733 Two. 203 00:31:19,186 --> 00:31:21,170 Three. 204 00:31:22,956 --> 00:31:28,044 You're going to wake up tomorrow and it's going to be exactly like last year. 205 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,985 Mommy? 206 00:31:37,971 --> 00:31:40,808 Last year, Daddy was here. 207 00:31:40,908 --> 00:31:43,993 Will he ever come back? 208 00:31:46,213 --> 00:31:47,798 Maybe. 209 00:31:48,148 --> 00:31:50,733 Go to sleep, baby. 210 00:33:35,088 --> 00:33:37,073 Mommy? 211 00:36:18,418 --> 00:36:21,004 This is a dream. 212 00:36:21,354 --> 00:36:23,839 You're not real. 213 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:39,288 Touch me. 214 00:37:10,971 --> 00:37:13,889 No child has ever seen me. 215 00:37:14,207 --> 00:37:19,412 I won't... I won't tell anyone I saw you. I promise. 216 00:37:19,512 --> 00:37:23,899 But now that you've seen me. Now it is your turn. 217 00:37:25,051 --> 00:37:28,188 You must take my place. 218 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:31,274 Take... take your place? 219 00:37:31,992 --> 00:37:36,812 You will see things few have ever seen. 220 00:37:37,931 --> 00:37:40,433 Magical things. 221 00:37:40,533 --> 00:37:44,153 But what if... what if I don't want to? 222 00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,456 You have no choice. 223 00:37:49,709 --> 00:37:53,896 Can I... can I come back and see my mommy? 224 00:37:56,449 --> 00:37:59,782 Where you're going, you will never see your mommy 225 00:37:59,882 --> 00:38:03,357 ever, ever again. 226 00:38:27,564 --> 00:38:30,683 Now close your eyes. 227 00:39:21,434 --> 00:39:23,452 Honey? 228 00:39:24,437 --> 00:39:26,455 Honey? 229 00:39:30,077 --> 00:39:32,094 Honey? 230 00:40:11,484 --> 00:40:15,122 You know, there are only a few days in any woman's cycle 231 00:40:15,222 --> 00:40:18,726 where she's capable of conceiving. 232 00:40:18,826 --> 00:40:23,279 And you're on, generic high dose progestin? 233 00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:27,362 Do you take it at the same time every day? You're sure? 234 00:40:27,968 --> 00:40:30,688 He wears two condoms. 235 00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:35,242 I ask him to wear two condoms. Sometimes three. 236 00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:51,726 And you've terminated nearly 20 pregnancies? 237 00:40:51,826 --> 00:40:53,877 I've stopped counting. 238 00:40:54,127 --> 00:40:55,897 - I'm sorry, I... - It's okay. 239 00:40:55,997 --> 00:40:58,265 I've been to see so many doctors. 240 00:40:58,365 --> 00:41:01,551 My family won't talk to me. 241 00:41:01,701 --> 00:41:05,072 My friends think I'm insane, 242 00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:08,324 or making it up, or just... 243 00:41:13,045 --> 00:41:15,064 It's... 244 00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:21,003 It's like I'm cursed. 245 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:26,227 I don't usually do this. 246 00:41:26,327 --> 00:41:29,664 But it does feel like you've exhausted all other options. 247 00:41:29,764 --> 00:41:32,666 I'm going to give you my sister's phone number. 248 00:41:32,766 --> 00:41:38,639 She volunteers at these weekend fertility ceremonies in the high desert. 249 00:41:38,739 --> 00:41:43,244 Maybe she can give you some sort of insight that the rest of us haven't been able to. 250 00:41:43,344 --> 00:41:46,361 Thank you. Thank you. 251 00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:50,151 It's probably not for me, but I appreciate it. 252 00:41:50,251 --> 00:41:53,054 Kate, if what you've told me is true 253 00:41:53,154 --> 00:41:56,868 then I don't think conventional medicine can help you. 254 00:42:07,434 --> 00:42:09,637 What happens at the ceremony? 255 00:42:09,737 --> 00:42:13,707 Well, have you ever participated in a peyote ceremony 256 00:42:13,807 --> 00:42:17,645 or ayahuasca, or any kind of ceremonial medicine? 257 00:42:17,745 --> 00:42:19,114 Well, no. 258 00:42:19,214 --> 00:42:22,606 It can be an intense experience. 259 00:42:23,786 --> 00:42:28,737 But if you're open to it, I think that you can really learn something. 260 00:42:35,395 --> 00:42:37,798 I know I'm going to get pregnant this time. 261 00:42:37,898 --> 00:42:41,752 I know it. Sometimes it takes many times to come here before you do. 262 00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:45,773 I think you have to let go of the trying. - - Yeah, I get nervous sometimes. 263 00:42:45,873 --> 00:42:50,626 Make yourself at home. The ceremony will start in an hour. 264 00:42:54,314 --> 00:42:55,583 How old are you? 265 00:42:55,683 --> 00:42:58,386 - Twenty-four. - What's the rush? 266 00:42:58,486 --> 00:43:01,539 I'm actually not trying to have a baby right now. 267 00:43:01,639 --> 00:43:04,322 Then what are you doing here? 268 00:43:04,524 --> 00:43:07,543 I get pregnant every time I have sex. 269 00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:12,046 Sounds rough. 270 00:44:51,265 --> 00:44:53,367 You... 271 00:44:53,467 --> 00:44:57,101 are a gateway. 272 00:44:58,153 --> 00:45:02,457 I have to go home. No, I have to get out of here. 273 00:45:04,177 --> 00:45:06,213 I have to go home. No, I don't want to be here. 274 00:45:06,313 --> 00:45:08,922 It's just the medicine. 275 00:45:09,743 --> 00:45:13,056 Just trust it. It's just the medicine. 276 00:45:18,792 --> 00:45:21,562 Every time you end the life inside of you, 277 00:45:21,662 --> 00:45:24,813 it will come back stronger. 278 00:46:38,939 --> 00:46:40,507 Sleep. 279 00:46:40,607 --> 00:46:42,942 Sleep, little bird. 280 00:46:43,042 --> 00:46:46,412 When the time comes do not resist. 281 00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:48,765 Do not say no. 282 00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:00,669 Good morning, sleepyhead. 283 00:48:01,687 --> 00:48:04,540 Do you want a bath today? 284 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,342 Yeah. 285 00:48:07,627 --> 00:48:09,645 Okay. 286 00:48:10,196 --> 00:48:14,883 One, two, three, up. 287 00:48:16,802 --> 00:48:18,820 Okay. 288 00:48:29,148 --> 00:48:32,367 You're gonna be such a good mama. 289 00:48:32,718 --> 00:48:35,670 You've been very patient. 290 00:48:51,003 --> 00:48:53,240 I think we need to increase her dose. 291 00:48:53,340 --> 00:48:56,276 No, we can't give her more than three drops. 292 00:48:56,376 --> 00:48:58,927 It's not good for the baby. 293 00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:02,883 Lily, she's fine. 294 00:49:02,983 --> 00:49:06,001 - Morning. - Sister. 295 00:49:06,686 --> 00:49:11,924 - Started getting so hot out there. - Yeah, it always heats up in May. 296 00:49:12,024 --> 00:49:16,645 Happy mother's day, mama. We're almost there. 297 00:49:27,773 --> 00:49:31,011 Blood pressure is a little high. 298 00:49:31,111 --> 00:49:34,498 - Has anybody tried calling her phone? - No, poor girl. 299 00:49:34,748 --> 00:49:36,183 How's she been this week? 300 00:49:36,283 --> 00:49:40,187 Not so good. I mean, we could use you around here more often. 301 00:49:40,287 --> 00:49:43,455 Well, I can't spend all my time out here, I'm going back and forth enough as it is. 302 00:49:43,555 --> 00:49:45,692 You don't know what it's like here. It's really hard. 303 00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:47,794 I am here every weekend. I'm going back and forth. 304 00:49:47,894 --> 00:49:50,731 Yeah, I think you should stay with her from here on out. It's the last month. 305 00:49:50,831 --> 00:49:53,600 I can't take a whole month off of work, Lily. 306 00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:56,684 - God damn it, you idiot! - Don't yell at her. 307 00:49:56,784 --> 00:49:59,172 No wonder she has high blood pressure, living here with you guys. 308 00:49:59,272 --> 00:50:04,883 - She can't hear us anyways. - Come. Come with me. Come on. 309 00:50:11,350 --> 00:50:13,301 Okay. 310 00:50:16,055 --> 00:50:18,958 Classical or contemporary today? 311 00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:22,110 I'm feeling contemporary. 312 00:50:54,427 --> 00:50:56,329 911, what's your emergency? 313 00:50:56,429 --> 00:51:01,516 My name is Kate Polson. 314 00:51:01,701 --> 00:51:05,973 I'm... I've been kidnapped. 315 00:51:06,073 --> 00:51:08,508 I can't hear you, miss, can you speak up? 316 00:51:08,608 --> 00:51:10,477 I need help. 317 00:51:10,577 --> 00:51:16,698 - Fire, ambulance, or police? - Police, please. Please hurry. 318 00:51:16,849 --> 00:51:19,135 What's the address? 319 00:51:22,155 --> 00:51:26,880 It's like, it's a house. Ten miles north of the highway... 320 00:51:33,098 --> 00:51:35,550 Oh, God! 321 00:51:42,441 --> 00:51:44,677 Be careful. 322 00:51:44,777 --> 00:51:46,929 Careful! 323 00:51:49,348 --> 00:51:51,919 - That was stupid, look what you did! - What's happening? 324 00:51:52,019 --> 00:51:54,154 She's going in to labor, that's what's happening. 325 00:51:54,254 --> 00:51:55,989 God. Okay. 326 00:51:56,089 --> 00:51:59,374 Just breathe. Just breathe. 327 00:52:00,192 --> 00:52:03,545 The more you accept it, the easier it will be. 328 00:52:04,465 --> 00:52:08,783 All right, come on, just push. Push for me. 329 00:52:10,703 --> 00:52:12,372 Good girl. 330 00:52:12,472 --> 00:52:17,845 Push, Kate. Push. Almost there, almost there. 331 00:53:08,527 --> 00:53:10,230 Probably not. 332 00:53:10,330 --> 00:53:14,015 Yeah, I'm going to be here grading these papers all weekend. 333 00:53:15,134 --> 00:53:17,255 Yeah, I know, it's 52 this year. 334 00:54:36,415 --> 00:54:38,900 Hi, Carol. 335 00:54:39,618 --> 00:54:43,371 It's me. Your daddy. 336 00:54:45,224 --> 00:54:49,677 I'm so sorry. Daddy had to leave you. 337 00:54:50,095 --> 00:54:54,349 I never loved anything more than you. 338 00:54:56,302 --> 00:54:58,888 You were my miracle. 339 00:54:59,238 --> 00:55:03,791 I wanted so badly for you to come with me. 340 00:55:04,276 --> 00:55:07,028 For us to be together. 341 00:55:08,414 --> 00:55:10,751 Your mother and I, 342 00:55:10,851 --> 00:55:15,036 we just didn't see things the same way. 343 00:55:15,387 --> 00:55:21,026 It's so important that you know it wasn't your fault. 344 00:55:21,126 --> 00:55:25,429 And that you know that I am so... 345 00:55:25,529 --> 00:55:29,951 so sorry I wasn't there for you. 346 00:55:35,975 --> 00:55:38,311 If you're hearing this message, 347 00:55:38,411 --> 00:55:42,114 I... I can't imagine the pain 348 00:55:42,214 --> 00:55:44,684 that I've caused you. 349 00:55:44,784 --> 00:55:49,771 But it's not too late for us to be together. 350 00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:54,027 I left this message in trust with good people. 351 00:55:54,127 --> 00:55:58,397 I told them to give this to you when you were old enough, 352 00:55:58,497 --> 00:56:00,901 strong enough. 353 00:56:01,001 --> 00:56:04,619 I didn't want to leave you there all alone. 354 00:56:05,637 --> 00:56:08,457 It wasn't my choice. 355 00:56:08,807 --> 00:56:12,277 So... if you want to see me, 356 00:56:12,377 --> 00:56:16,783 to find me, continue where we left off, 357 00:56:16,883 --> 00:56:21,520 I can be there for you now. If you're ready. 358 00:56:21,620 --> 00:56:24,290 Just go to where we played that day, 359 00:56:24,390 --> 00:56:26,593 our last day together. 360 00:56:26,693 --> 00:56:30,363 Go there, turn the tape over, 361 00:56:30,463 --> 00:56:35,016 press play and I will guide you. 362 00:56:35,234 --> 00:56:38,805 You will always be my baby, no matter what you choose. 363 00:56:38,905 --> 00:56:43,509 I just hope you'll have it in you to forgive me. 364 00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:48,296 Remember, Daddy loves you forever, Carol. 365 00:56:52,825 --> 00:56:57,204 This isn't fair. This isn't fucking fair. 366 00:56:57,757 --> 00:57:01,226 How could you do this to me, Mom? 367 00:57:01,326 --> 00:57:05,065 All these years? He was alive? 368 00:57:05,165 --> 00:57:07,982 I missed him so much. 369 00:57:09,034 --> 00:57:12,688 You fucking call me back the minute you get this. 370 00:57:12,938 --> 00:57:14,956 Bitch! 371 00:58:38,323 --> 00:58:42,761 - Carol! Come on, baby, it's time to go! - Five more minutes? 372 00:58:42,861 --> 00:58:46,132 Okay, five more minutes, then we have to go. 373 00:58:46,232 --> 00:58:48,449 Okay! 374 00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:51,972 Hello, Carol. 375 00:58:52,072 --> 00:58:55,542 I hope that you've come, and are ready to see me again. 376 00:58:55,642 --> 00:58:59,185 Listen carefully, and I'll help you find me. 377 00:58:59,285 --> 00:59:03,383 - I'm ready, Daddy. - Yeah, okay, you got your backpack? 378 00:59:03,483 --> 00:59:05,501 Yeah. 379 00:59:06,785 --> 00:59:09,622 Hey, let's go this way today, okay? 380 00:59:09,722 --> 00:59:14,327 - Where are we going? - First we're going towards the exit. 381 00:59:14,427 --> 00:59:17,864 Then we are headed south, on Revelle Avenue. 382 00:59:17,964 --> 00:59:20,600 South? Where's south? 383 00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:25,487 It's this way. Come, let's hold hands while crossing. 384 00:59:28,307 --> 00:59:30,877 How come you're carrying that? 385 00:59:30,977 --> 00:59:34,146 I'm making a message for a friend. 386 00:59:34,246 --> 00:59:36,582 Do I know them? 387 00:59:36,682 --> 00:59:40,067 Yes, honey. You know them. 388 00:59:40,485 --> 00:59:43,105 Turn right on third. 389 00:59:43,455 --> 00:59:48,175 - What's it say? - Just where to find us. 390 00:59:48,593 --> 00:59:50,495 Why? 391 00:59:50,595 --> 00:59:53,213 Because they need help. 392 00:59:57,936 --> 01:00:00,440 Look at this, Dad! 393 01:00:00,540 --> 01:00:02,858 That's a good looking stick. 394 01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:06,011 It looks like a magic wand. 395 01:00:06,111 --> 01:00:08,930 It does look magic. 396 01:00:14,620 --> 01:00:18,257 - How much further? - We're almost there. 397 01:00:18,357 --> 01:00:22,028 Go left at Marmont coming up. 398 01:00:22,128 --> 01:00:26,047 I promise this will all make sense in the end. 399 01:00:27,099 --> 01:00:32,219 Walk to 433 Marmont. 400 01:00:33,172 --> 01:00:36,742 You know that I love you very much, right? 401 01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:38,812 I love you too, Daddy. 402 01:00:38,912 --> 01:00:42,282 And that I only want what is best for us. 403 01:00:42,382 --> 01:00:44,917 That's why I picked you up today, honey. 404 01:00:45,017 --> 01:00:47,554 Daddy has to go somewhere 405 01:00:47,654 --> 01:00:50,690 and I needed to see you before I left. 406 01:00:50,790 --> 01:00:55,995 - Where are you going? - I'm going to a very special place. 407 01:00:56,095 --> 01:00:59,365 But don't worry, you'll come and visit me soon. 408 01:00:59,465 --> 01:01:01,968 Always remember this, Carol, 409 01:01:02,068 --> 01:01:04,570 the person who risks nothing, 410 01:01:04,670 --> 01:01:07,573 has nothing, is nothing, 411 01:01:07,673 --> 01:01:09,942 and becomes nothing. 412 01:01:10,042 --> 01:01:14,346 - I don't want you to go. - I know. 413 01:01:14,446 --> 01:01:17,064 But I have to. 414 01:01:17,816 --> 01:01:19,985 We're here. 415 01:01:20,085 --> 01:01:23,270 The front door should be open. 416 01:01:24,323 --> 01:01:27,444 You'll come see me as soon as you're ready. 417 01:01:27,794 --> 01:01:31,512 - I'm ready. - I wish you were. 418 01:01:32,030 --> 01:01:37,018 - But I'll miss you. - I'll miss you more than you'll ever know. 419 01:01:38,804 --> 01:01:41,824 Come, we have to go inside. 420 01:01:42,174 --> 01:01:45,181 Here, let Daddy carry you. 421 01:01:56,721 --> 01:01:59,558 Why do you have to go? 422 01:01:59,658 --> 01:02:01,777 Be strong for Daddy. 423 01:02:03,795 --> 01:02:06,573 We're almost together again. 424 01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:10,551 You are so close now. 425 01:02:11,102 --> 01:02:14,072 What's that picture? 426 01:02:14,172 --> 01:02:16,375 It's called an icon. 427 01:02:16,475 --> 01:02:19,247 It's a symbol of faith. 428 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:31,623 Okay, honey, will you sit here and wait for Daddy? 429 01:02:31,723 --> 01:02:34,827 I have to go talk to that nice lady over there. 430 01:02:34,927 --> 01:02:37,663 - You're not going yet, are you? - Not yet. 431 01:02:37,763 --> 01:02:40,600 I just need to talk to the lady. 432 01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:43,736 - Promise? - I promise. 433 01:02:43,836 --> 01:02:45,372 Okay. 434 01:02:45,472 --> 01:02:50,191 You're such a strong girl, and I am so proud of you. 435 01:02:56,948 --> 01:03:01,235 I'm here for my appointment, to speak with you. 436 01:03:14,633 --> 01:03:17,002 Thank you. 437 01:03:17,102 --> 01:03:19,138 Once I go, 438 01:03:19,238 --> 01:03:23,457 will you make sure that she's taken care of? 439 01:03:24,876 --> 01:03:28,213 Dad! Dad! 440 01:03:28,313 --> 01:03:32,018 - Dad! Dad! - I'm sorry. 441 01:03:32,118 --> 01:03:36,155 Daddy! Daddy! 442 01:03:41,660 --> 01:03:44,780 It wasn't my choice, Carol. 443 01:03:45,030 --> 01:03:46,933 You... 444 01:03:47,033 --> 01:03:51,470 You only get once chance to meet him, 445 01:03:51,570 --> 01:03:54,154 to visit this place. 446 01:03:55,173 --> 01:03:58,410 That's why I made this for you, 447 01:03:58,510 --> 01:04:02,279 and I pray that it found you, 448 01:04:02,914 --> 01:04:05,933 so that you may find me. 449 01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:18,112 I'll be so happy to see you again. 450 01:04:20,966 --> 01:04:23,893 It will have been so long. 451 01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:27,088 Dad? 452 01:04:36,114 --> 01:04:37,884 Daddy? 453 01:04:37,984 --> 01:04:40,568 Hello, baby. 454 01:04:41,019 --> 01:04:43,222 I'm here for you. 455 01:04:43,322 --> 01:04:46,142 - I'm so happy that you came. - Dad! 456 01:04:46,592 --> 01:04:50,128 Daddy loves you so much, Carol. 457 01:04:50,228 --> 01:04:52,665 I'm so proud of you. 458 01:04:52,765 --> 01:04:58,486 If you have come, and you have found me, then you are here. 459 01:04:58,586 --> 01:05:02,809 - You're finally here in this room... - Daddy, it's me. 460 01:05:02,909 --> 01:05:06,646 - ...of your own free will. - Please, Daddy. 461 01:05:06,746 --> 01:05:13,496 Oh, Carol, that means that you, and I, can be together again. 462 01:05:23,094 --> 01:05:25,479 Together. 463 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:08,040 Hi, is this Shelby? 464 01:06:08,140 --> 01:06:10,642 Yeah, you responded to my ad online. 465 01:06:10,742 --> 01:06:13,762 My name's Ian. How are you? 466 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,432 Where are you from, by the way? 467 01:06:16,582 --> 01:06:19,051 Des Moines! Oh, fuck. 468 01:06:19,151 --> 01:06:22,354 You probably want to get out of there so badly. 469 01:06:22,454 --> 01:06:24,524 Yeah, so come to LA. 470 01:06:24,624 --> 01:06:27,627 No, it's not porn. It's webcam. 471 01:06:27,727 --> 01:06:29,996 It's honestly exactly like Facetime. 472 01:06:30,096 --> 01:06:32,632 You probably already do the same shit with your boyfriends. 473 01:06:32,732 --> 01:06:37,018 Except now, you can get paid while you do it. Large. 474 01:06:37,268 --> 01:06:39,672 Last week one of the girls made eight grand. 475 01:06:39,772 --> 01:06:42,256 How's it sound to you? 476 01:06:42,807 --> 01:06:45,978 Good? Oh, that's amazing! 477 01:06:46,078 --> 01:06:48,948 That's amazing! I'm super excited about that. 478 01:06:49,048 --> 01:06:51,918 Okay, so we'll get everything squared away immediately. 479 01:06:52,018 --> 01:06:53,853 Hi, is this Allison? 480 01:06:53,953 --> 01:06:58,424 Yeah, you responded to my ad online. Yeah, the webcam stuff. 481 01:06:58,524 --> 01:07:02,595 No, no, no, no, it's nothing like porno. It's nothing like porno at all. 482 01:07:02,695 --> 01:07:05,331 It's on your webcam. It's pretty much Facetime. 483 01:07:05,431 --> 01:07:09,302 I mean, you probably already do the same thing with your boyfriends. 484 01:07:09,402 --> 01:07:12,805 Yeah. It includes a free ticket to the heart of Hollywood. 485 01:07:12,905 --> 01:07:16,341 You'll be set up, staying in a beautiful apartment. 486 01:07:16,441 --> 01:07:19,970 What do you tell your parents? I don't know. Fuck your parents. 487 01:07:22,081 --> 01:07:25,952 Stirring our cauldron of magic are we! 488 01:07:26,052 --> 01:07:30,505 A witch's power is strongest in threes. 489 01:07:32,024 --> 01:07:35,794 Like, what the fuck are these bitches cooking, man? 490 01:07:35,894 --> 01:07:40,448 They're not cooking. That's a cauldron. They're actually casting spells. 491 01:07:43,902 --> 01:07:47,055 - I just had a fucking asshole. - What happened? 492 01:07:49,641 --> 01:07:52,111 He was writing all this shit that he wanted to do to me. 493 01:07:52,211 --> 01:07:55,131 And then when he signed off... 494 01:07:57,249 --> 01:07:59,150 He called me a whore! 495 01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:02,054 Serenes. I'm so sorry. 496 01:08:02,154 --> 01:08:04,607 Man, what a fucking fuckhole, man. 497 01:08:04,707 --> 01:08:09,856 You got his credit card number, right? So, fuck this asshole, let's go shopping. 498 01:08:11,029 --> 01:08:14,581 I can e-mail you a ticket right away, Allison. 499 01:08:15,033 --> 01:08:18,958 Your boyfriend? Fuck him. No, you'll be treated like a queen here. 500 01:08:19,058 --> 01:08:21,213 I promise. 501 01:08:21,406 --> 01:08:24,959 Okay. Bye now. 502 01:08:28,413 --> 01:08:30,382 The fuck is this? 503 01:08:30,482 --> 01:08:33,319 - Nobody's working? - Nobody's calling. 504 01:08:33,419 --> 01:08:37,475 - It's Halloween. Everyone's out partying. - Except us. 505 01:08:37,855 --> 01:08:42,343 That's sad. Trick or treat, skank. 506 01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:52,004 Did you scrape that shit out yet? I want to eat my hot pockets. 507 01:08:52,104 --> 01:08:56,275 - Can I have one of your hot pockets? - I gave you your dinner. 508 01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:59,211 Fuck your three for a dollar discount shit. 509 01:08:59,311 --> 01:09:03,181 What's wrong with name Brand Candy, you ever heard of Hersheys? 510 01:09:03,281 --> 01:09:05,885 Yeah, I heard of Hershey. 511 01:09:05,985 --> 01:09:10,957 Hersheys is what my grandmother used to say, is for ladies. 512 01:09:11,057 --> 01:09:16,026 I added this part. Discount stuff is for whores. 513 01:09:16,126 --> 01:09:18,664 - Whores! - What is wrong with this girl? 514 01:09:18,764 --> 01:09:22,869 Some cam asshole called her a whore and then signed off. 515 01:09:22,969 --> 01:09:27,273 They're supposed to type dirty shit. That's why they give us their money. 516 01:09:27,373 --> 01:09:29,742 Well, nobody's giving us their money tonight. 517 01:09:29,842 --> 01:09:31,811 Yeah, so why don't you give us the night off 518 01:09:31,911 --> 01:09:36,330 so we can cheer Serena up and celebrate Halloween? 519 01:09:38,683 --> 01:09:40,701 Okay. 520 01:09:41,653 --> 01:09:45,491 Oh, no, wait. Wait. I meant to say, fuck no. 521 01:09:45,591 --> 01:09:46,926 Don't be a dick, Ian. 522 01:09:47,026 --> 01:09:49,962 No, fuck you, Holly. I'm sick of your shit. 523 01:09:50,062 --> 01:09:52,498 I'm sick of all of your shits, okay? 524 01:09:52,598 --> 01:09:54,734 I just got off the phone with two... 525 01:09:54,834 --> 01:09:58,470 two. Count 'em. Two cam girls. 526 01:09:58,570 --> 01:10:03,042 Oh, yeah. They want to come to Hollywood, and work for me. 527 01:10:03,142 --> 01:10:06,002 So, A.B.C. 528 01:10:06,102 --> 01:10:09,782 Always be camming, bitches. 529 01:10:09,882 --> 01:10:13,653 'Cause the next generation's coming, and they're going to replace you. 530 01:10:13,753 --> 01:10:17,289 Just like you replaced the whores before you. 531 01:10:17,389 --> 01:10:18,591 Stop saying "whores"! 532 01:10:18,691 --> 01:10:21,492 No! I'll say "whores" if I want to say "whores"! 533 01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:24,195 I'll say "whores" if I want. 534 01:10:24,295 --> 01:10:27,014 Now you got me irritated. 535 01:10:29,701 --> 01:10:33,087 And since it's such a slow night... 536 01:10:33,338 --> 01:10:36,191 why don't I put one of you sluts to work? 537 01:10:36,291 --> 01:10:38,693 How does that sound? 538 01:10:38,793 --> 01:10:40,546 So who's it going to be? 539 01:10:40,646 --> 01:10:43,344 One of you girls is going to show me your pussy. 540 01:10:46,284 --> 01:10:48,302 No. 541 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,307 We're not girls, Ian. We're women. 542 01:10:52,252 --> 01:10:57,112 I was a girl when I got here, but after working for you for eight fucking months, 543 01:10:57,262 --> 01:10:59,732 now I'm sad to say, I'm a woman. 544 01:10:59,832 --> 01:11:02,702 I'm the oldest 18-year old woman I know. 545 01:11:02,802 --> 01:11:06,571 All because I made a big mistake in coming here. 546 01:11:06,671 --> 01:11:10,059 But you know what? The more I think about it, 547 01:11:10,159 --> 01:11:15,114 the more I realize I'm not the only one that made the mistake, Ian. 548 01:11:15,214 --> 01:11:18,665 You made a big mistake. 549 01:11:19,083 --> 01:11:24,290 Wanna know why? Because you put three women in a room together. 550 01:11:24,390 --> 01:11:28,727 Do you know what three women in a room together used to be called? 551 01:11:28,827 --> 01:11:31,647 A coven. You got that? 552 01:11:31,997 --> 01:11:33,615 Witches. 553 01:11:34,699 --> 01:11:38,270 And the power of witches is always strongest in threes. 554 01:11:38,370 --> 01:11:40,504 You fuck. 555 01:11:42,808 --> 01:11:44,609 Witches, now? 556 01:11:44,709 --> 01:11:46,812 Witches. Okay. 557 01:11:46,912 --> 01:11:53,701 Well, which witch is going to ride this broomstick? 558 01:11:56,721 --> 01:11:58,706 Yeah. 559 01:11:59,424 --> 01:12:00,759 - This one. - No. 560 01:12:00,859 --> 01:12:03,676 - Yes. Yes! - No! No! 561 01:12:04,026 --> 01:12:07,281 - I don't wanna! - Well, you're gonna! 562 01:12:33,324 --> 01:12:35,776 What the fuck? 563 01:12:39,697 --> 01:12:42,655 Oh, you fucking bitch. 564 01:12:43,367 --> 01:12:46,814 The fuck is this shit? 565 01:12:49,090 --> 01:12:51,676 What the fuck is this? 566 01:12:51,876 --> 01:12:54,529 What the fuck? 567 01:12:55,129 --> 01:12:57,631 What the fuck? 568 01:13:09,127 --> 01:13:11,745 What the fuck. 569 01:13:12,231 --> 01:13:14,774 What the fuck. 570 01:13:19,854 --> 01:13:21,574 What the fuck. 571 01:13:28,613 --> 01:13:31,031 What the fuck? 572 01:13:51,402 --> 01:13:54,122 What the fuck! 573 01:13:59,911 --> 01:14:03,063 Okay! Okay! Okay! 574 01:14:12,757 --> 01:14:15,710 What the fuck do you want? 575 01:14:17,328 --> 01:14:19,815 What? What the fuck! 576 01:14:26,237 --> 01:14:29,996 Oh, fuck, okay, okay! 577 01:14:32,610 --> 01:14:34,828 Okay! 578 01:14:38,382 --> 01:14:43,270 There! You made your point, take your fucking pictures! 579 01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:53,164 What the fuck? 580 01:14:53,264 --> 01:14:56,919 I don't have a pussy! I don't have a pussy! 581 01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:10,415 Are you fucking bitches fucked in the head? 582 01:15:10,515 --> 01:15:14,270 What the fuck is wrong with you? This is fucking insane! 583 01:15:24,929 --> 01:15:28,049 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 584 01:15:28,699 --> 01:15:31,051 Fuck you! 585 01:15:44,149 --> 01:15:46,185 Please don't make me do this. Please. 586 01:15:46,285 --> 01:15:50,837 I'll pay you. I'll fucking pay you, please! 587 01:15:55,293 --> 01:15:58,080 Oh, fuck, okay, okay! 588 01:16:01,031 --> 01:16:02,951 Okay. 589 01:16:05,570 --> 01:16:09,323 What the fuck. What the fuck. 590 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:13,627 This is fucked up. This is fucked! 591 01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:30,972 Fuck you. 592 01:16:41,839 --> 01:16:45,292 Fuck you! Fuck you, bitches! 593 01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:56,121 - What the fuck are you crying about? - Look at all that blood. 594 01:16:56,221 --> 01:17:01,016 This is getting boring. What happens if we turn this shit up to ten? 595 01:17:03,927 --> 01:17:05,879 That. 596 01:17:11,702 --> 01:17:16,590 Hi. Is Ian here? He flew me out from Maine to work. 597 01:17:17,575 --> 01:17:19,859 I'm Nancy. 598 01:17:22,380 --> 01:17:25,317 Hello, Nancy. Welcome. 599 01:17:25,417 --> 01:17:30,022 You're joining us during a period of transition for the company. 600 01:17:30,122 --> 01:17:33,674 As of today, we're actually under new management. 601 01:17:35,077 --> 01:17:36,595 Well, what happened to Ian? 602 01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:41,566 Unfortunately, Ian is no longer with the company, due to... 603 01:17:41,792 --> 01:17:44,110 cutbacks. 604 01:18:01,853 --> 01:18:04,811 Your imagination come to life! 605 01:18:06,925 --> 01:18:11,054 Uvu shows you you! 606 01:18:17,001 --> 01:18:18,537 - Here you go. - Thank you. 607 01:18:18,637 --> 01:18:21,840 - Your kids are going to love that. - The kids are definitely going to love it. 608 01:18:21,940 --> 01:18:26,245 - Wait 'til you put it on your head. - Well, I'll leave... I'll leave that to the kids. 609 01:18:26,345 --> 01:18:31,054 - Alright. Hope they enjoy. Merry Christmas. - Yup, thank you. Merry Christmas. 610 01:18:31,154 --> 01:18:32,362 - Goodnight. - Hi. 611 01:18:32,462 --> 01:18:36,320 - I'm sorry, we're closed. - No, no, no, I called. About the Uvu. 612 01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:39,725 - That guy got the last one. - What? No. I called. 613 01:18:39,825 --> 01:18:42,754 - I'm Pete Gunderson. I said I was coming. - First come, first served. 614 01:18:42,854 --> 01:18:45,980 - But you... - Sorry, pal. Holidays are hell. 615 01:18:49,700 --> 01:18:51,686 Fuck. 616 01:18:52,136 --> 01:18:55,017 Yeah, honey. Got the last one. Okay, I'll be home in 15. 617 01:18:55,117 --> 01:18:58,661 - Excuse me. Excuse me, sir? Hi. - I love you. Bye. 618 01:18:58,761 --> 01:19:01,880 Look, I'll... I'll give you $300 for it. 619 01:19:01,980 --> 01:19:04,116 Yeah, not a chance, pal. Try Ebay. 620 01:19:04,216 --> 01:19:07,322 Wait, wait, wait! Please, please. I'll... I'll give you... 621 01:19:07,718 --> 01:19:11,423 I'll give you 500. Please, it's Christmas Eve. I'm out of time. 622 01:19:11,523 --> 01:19:14,559 Listen, if it was really that important, you would have gotten here earlier. 623 01:19:14,659 --> 01:19:16,861 Merry Christmas. 624 01:19:16,961 --> 01:19:20,113 Fuck! Oh, fuck! 625 01:19:36,013 --> 01:19:37,832 Oh, my God. 626 01:19:37,932 --> 01:19:40,516 Oh, my God. 627 01:19:42,286 --> 01:19:45,006 I'll call... 628 01:20:06,193 --> 01:20:07,877 Sorry. 629 01:20:12,183 --> 01:20:15,587 I finally had it, and I told Ed he was full of shit. 630 01:20:15,687 --> 01:20:18,470 I mean, I deserve that Christmas bonus 631 01:20:18,570 --> 01:20:22,294 a hell of a lot more than that do-nothing, kiss-ass nephew of his. 632 01:20:22,394 --> 01:20:25,429 I swear I could kill him. Scrooge. 633 01:20:25,529 --> 01:20:27,482 What? 634 01:20:27,832 --> 01:20:29,768 Have you not been listening to me? 635 01:20:29,868 --> 01:20:33,371 Ed didn't give me the Christmas bonus that we were counting on. 636 01:20:33,471 --> 01:20:35,674 And with you making less money now... 637 01:20:35,774 --> 01:20:39,125 God. I'm at the end of my rope. 638 01:20:39,643 --> 01:20:43,997 How much was this thing anyway? I hope you didn't overspend. 639 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:06,721 - Stop. - Come on. 640 01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:09,756 No. 641 01:21:22,786 --> 01:21:26,272 I still can't believe you got it, Dad! 642 01:21:26,891 --> 01:21:28,593 So, you just watch stuff on them? 643 01:21:28,693 --> 01:21:33,580 Yeah, it aggregates your online identity to figure out what to show you. 644 01:21:37,134 --> 01:21:40,922 Congratulations, captain! You're the first person to walk on Mars. 645 01:21:41,172 --> 01:21:43,806 You've got to try it, Dad. 646 01:21:44,356 --> 01:21:48,623 - Am I going to see what you saw? - No, it's different for everyone. 647 01:21:51,649 --> 01:21:54,653 Thank you, Daddy. Thank you, Daddy. 648 01:21:54,753 --> 01:21:57,421 It's totally cool, right? 649 01:21:57,521 --> 01:22:01,207 Right. Yeah. Totally. 650 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:05,678 Is this the off button? 651 01:22:40,531 --> 01:22:43,234 Please don't punish me, Daddy. 652 01:22:43,334 --> 01:22:47,353 I promise I won't be naughty anymore. 653 01:23:02,052 --> 01:23:04,222 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 654 01:23:04,322 --> 01:23:07,053 I'll call... I'll call... 655 01:23:10,094 --> 01:23:12,112 Sorry. 656 01:23:12,996 --> 01:23:15,348 What the fuck? 657 01:23:20,227 --> 01:23:22,721 - Heart attack? - Yeah. 658 01:23:22,821 --> 01:23:25,544 Probably would have made it too, if he got help in time. 659 01:23:25,644 --> 01:23:28,313 Hell of a Christmas gift for his family. 660 01:23:28,413 --> 01:23:30,281 Fucking Christmas. 661 01:23:30,381 --> 01:23:32,950 I hear ya, bro. 662 01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:36,770 Okay. Bag him up. We need the fridge space. 663 01:23:38,356 --> 01:23:42,193 Hi! It says on your website that... 664 01:23:42,293 --> 01:23:45,530 Less than one percent of users may experience an... 665 01:23:45,630 --> 01:23:49,401 adverse reaction when using the device? And I was just... just wondering, 666 01:23:49,501 --> 01:23:55,340 what type of adverse reactions are users experiencing exactly? 667 01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:57,792 Are you having trouble with your device, sir? 668 01:24:00,110 --> 01:24:02,619 Troub... no... 669 01:24:02,719 --> 01:24:06,589 No. I'm not, no... Just wondering. 670 01:24:06,689 --> 01:24:08,582 Well, if you'd like to give me your name and login, 671 01:24:08,682 --> 01:24:13,074 I can check your video feed to see if there's anything abnormal going on. 672 01:24:14,171 --> 01:24:16,795 You can do that? That's fine. I don't need that. That's not necessary. 673 01:24:16,895 --> 01:24:19,278 Thank you very much. 674 01:24:30,507 --> 01:24:31,839 Sara? 675 01:24:32,609 --> 01:24:36,281 - Where's Bobby? - I sent him to stay with a friend. 676 01:24:37,281 --> 01:24:40,084 You forgot to log out, Pete. 677 01:24:43,687 --> 01:24:47,659 I don't know what that showed you, but... 678 01:24:47,759 --> 01:24:49,727 Everything. 679 01:24:49,827 --> 01:24:52,378 I saw everything. 680 01:24:53,230 --> 01:24:56,150 I just want to know one thing. 681 01:24:56,700 --> 01:24:59,118 Why'd you do it? 682 01:25:02,740 --> 01:25:06,626 Because he had what I wanted... 683 01:25:09,146 --> 01:25:13,499 and I was tired of being nice. 684 01:25:14,451 --> 01:25:16,870 Oh, Pete. 685 01:25:17,354 --> 01:25:20,674 That is the hottest thing you have ever said. 686 01:26:02,516 --> 01:26:06,036 Hey! Everyone's gone. I'm going to go ahead and lock up. 687 01:26:12,943 --> 01:26:17,671 And I made this, just the way you like it. 688 01:26:21,184 --> 01:26:23,738 Oh, Ed. You don't look so good. 689 01:26:26,357 --> 01:26:29,175 I hope you aren't afraid of the dark, Ed. 690 01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:32,612 Should've given me that bonus, Ed. 691 01:26:46,009 --> 01:26:48,862 This is what happens to scrooges like you. 692 01:26:51,715 --> 01:26:54,367 Ain't the holidays hell? 693 01:27:10,666 --> 01:27:13,252 Pete, you awake? 694 01:27:37,695 --> 01:27:40,098 I didn't want to have to do this. 695 01:27:40,198 --> 01:27:43,216 You know, I kept pushing it off. 696 01:27:43,436 --> 01:27:47,789 I didn't want to... ruin another holiday. 697 01:27:49,539 --> 01:27:53,293 I wanted to pretend like everything was okay. 698 01:27:54,012 --> 01:27:56,013 But you... 699 01:27:56,113 --> 01:27:58,264 you. 700 01:27:59,950 --> 01:28:02,835 I mean, I thought that when you... 701 01:28:03,653 --> 01:28:06,273 when you got to know me... you know... 702 01:28:06,373 --> 01:28:11,043 when you saw the real me, that you'd... 703 01:28:13,096 --> 01:28:15,581 Never mind. 704 01:28:15,999 --> 01:28:18,369 Tonight at midnight, 705 01:28:18,469 --> 01:28:21,673 I want to kiss someone who makes me feel... 706 01:28:21,773 --> 01:28:25,057 like I can take the tape off their lips. 707 01:28:31,248 --> 01:28:33,699 God damn it. 708 01:28:47,732 --> 01:28:50,805 Sorry about that. Let me try that again. 709 01:28:55,372 --> 01:28:57,991 Jesus Christ. 710 01:29:06,316 --> 01:29:09,129 Mandy. Mandy. 711 01:29:09,229 --> 01:29:11,030 Hey. 712 01:29:45,172 --> 01:29:48,090 Can't be worse than the last one. 713 01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:58,169 How is it? 714 01:29:58,269 --> 01:30:01,171 They're great. They're the best chicken fingers. 715 01:30:01,271 --> 01:30:04,156 They bread them with frosted flakes. 716 01:30:04,608 --> 01:30:06,878 My mom didn't let me eat sugary cereal. 717 01:30:06,978 --> 01:30:09,514 You know, rots your teeth. 718 01:30:09,614 --> 01:30:11,682 My teeth aren't rotten. 719 01:30:11,782 --> 01:30:15,087 You must brush a lot. Do you brush a lot? 720 01:30:15,187 --> 01:30:18,305 I don't know. I guess so. 721 01:30:18,455 --> 01:30:20,345 Let me see 'em. 722 01:30:20,445 --> 01:30:23,710 - What? - Let me see those pearly whites. 723 01:30:23,810 --> 01:30:28,866 I bet they sparkle. Let me see those choppers, come on. 724 01:30:29,366 --> 01:30:32,651 Yeah. I knew it. 725 01:30:32,936 --> 01:30:35,388 You have great teeth. 726 01:30:40,544 --> 01:30:43,781 That was... that was... I'm sorry. 727 01:30:43,881 --> 01:30:48,252 I'm sorry. That was... it's just the nerves. 728 01:30:48,352 --> 01:30:50,354 That's the problem with these first dates, you know. 729 01:30:50,454 --> 01:30:53,291 If people got to know the real me, you know, they would love me. 730 01:30:53,391 --> 01:30:57,471 But, you know, they never get to meet me. You know, because it's just... 731 01:30:57,571 --> 01:31:01,797 Because the nerve monster just rears its ugly head. 732 01:31:03,633 --> 01:31:07,938 Most guys I date online just want to hook up. One and done. 733 01:31:08,038 --> 01:31:11,445 They act like I'm crazy for wanting something more lasting. 734 01:31:11,545 --> 01:31:13,571 Right? 735 01:31:14,015 --> 01:31:19,600 You know, people say that those dating websites are bullshit but I mean, 96%? 736 01:31:19,950 --> 01:31:22,286 I mean, like, that's an all-time high for me. 737 01:31:22,386 --> 01:31:24,555 My last girlfriend was like an 84% and, you know, 738 01:31:24,655 --> 01:31:28,308 yeah, no surprise that didn't... that didn't turn out. 739 01:31:29,158 --> 01:31:33,312 - What happened? - She... I had to... 740 01:31:34,364 --> 01:31:36,715 I had to end it. 741 01:31:37,867 --> 01:31:40,252 It was for the best. 742 01:31:44,340 --> 01:31:49,262 Sorry. You are so much hotter than she was. 743 01:31:51,080 --> 01:31:53,083 I mean... 744 01:31:53,183 --> 01:31:54,585 prettier. 745 01:31:54,685 --> 01:31:57,170 Should we get the check? 746 01:32:18,942 --> 01:32:20,711 I'm sorry. 747 01:32:20,811 --> 01:32:24,014 - For what? - For calling you hot. 748 01:32:24,114 --> 01:32:27,518 - Why would you apologize for that? - Because it made me sound all pervy. 749 01:32:27,618 --> 01:32:30,921 Like I was trying to hook up with you. 750 01:32:31,021 --> 01:32:34,981 You know. And I know you don't like that on a first date. 751 01:32:37,827 --> 01:32:41,032 It's New Year's Eve. I'd have to be the most unromantic gal in the world 752 01:32:41,132 --> 01:32:45,105 to want to go home to a lonely apartment. 753 01:32:47,336 --> 01:32:49,222 Yup. 754 01:32:52,009 --> 01:32:55,347 Do you want to go back to my place and watch the ball drop? 755 01:33:11,361 --> 01:33:14,313 - Can I take your jacket? - Yeah. 756 01:33:26,944 --> 01:33:30,264 - Should I not? - No. I need to use the restroom. 757 01:33:30,414 --> 01:33:32,450 You know, I just... I want to freshen up. 758 01:33:32,550 --> 01:33:37,102 Okay. Great idea. Down the hall to the right. 759 01:34:55,085 --> 01:34:57,149 No, no, no, no, no. 760 01:36:00,330 --> 01:36:02,530 Ten! 761 01:36:04,902 --> 01:36:07,120 Nine! 762 01:36:08,806 --> 01:36:10,823 Eight! 763 01:36:12,642 --> 01:36:14,500 Seven! 764 01:36:15,645 --> 01:36:17,530 Six! 765 01:36:18,715 --> 01:36:20,493 Five! 766 01:36:21,668 --> 01:36:23,370 Four! 767 01:36:24,422 --> 01:36:26,169 Three! 768 01:36:27,390 --> 01:36:29,475 Two! 769 01:36:31,730 --> 01:36:32,973 One! 770 01:36:40,238 --> 01:36:43,235 Feliz aņo nuevo, cariņo. 771 01:36:44,305 --> 01:36:50,322 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org