1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:52,851 --> 00:00:54,820 I told you I wanted to cancel this thing. 3 00:00:54,853 --> 00:00:56,421 Ma'am, you asked for this. 4 00:01:25,817 --> 00:01:28,320 Please, help! Anybody! 5 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:33,859 Please, just... please make it stop! 6 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:35,594 Okay, this is just way too fucking much! 7 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,430 Okay? This isn't what I asked for. 8 00:01:37,462 --> 00:01:39,431 Hold please. 9 00:01:39,465 --> 00:01:41,067 Seriously? 10 00:01:51,843 --> 00:01:53,245 Ugh! 11 00:01:53,278 --> 00:01:54,447 Ah! 12 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:11,063 Please cancel it! 13 00:02:11,096 --> 00:02:12,799 Stop it! 14 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,634 Oh, shit! 15 00:02:49,668 --> 00:02:51,938 Whoa. 16 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:53,506 Every... everything all right, ma'am? 17 00:02:53,538 --> 00:02:56,508 Yeah, yeah, uh, no. I'm... I'm just, uh, 18 00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:58,878 sorry, I'm just a little bit flustered 'cause I... I... 19 00:02:58,911 --> 00:03:01,514 I basically, like, paid for this thing and then it just... 20 00:03:01,546 --> 00:03:03,149 it turned out to be a really bad idea. 21 00:03:03,181 --> 00:03:05,150 Uh-huh. 22 00:03:05,183 --> 00:03:06,618 But I'm just, uh... 23 00:03:06,651 --> 00:03:08,119 I'm just trying to get to... to my car. 24 00:03:08,152 --> 00:03:09,854 Yeah. Listen... 25 00:03:09,888 --> 00:03:13,058 if you see anything strange out here, 26 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:15,493 my office is right over there. 27 00:03:15,526 --> 00:03:17,896 Don't hesitate. 28 00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:19,199 'Kay. 29 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,200 All right? 30 00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:23,736 Thank you. 31 00:03:26,170 --> 00:03:27,439 Now, goodnight. 32 00:03:48,794 --> 00:03:50,862 All right, I... I don't have eyes on her. 33 00:03:50,895 --> 00:03:52,731 I haven't seen her. 34 00:03:52,764 --> 00:03:54,232 Wo I... I think she's headed to the roof. 35 00:03:54,265 --> 00:03:56,868 10-4, she took the elevator. 36 00:03:56,901 --> 00:03:59,170 - Where is security? - Something's up with security. 37 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:01,774 - He just intercepted her. - So she's headed to the car? 38 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:03,875 She's already in the car. 39 00:04:03,908 --> 00:04:06,378 She's in the fucking car? 40 00:04:33,948 --> 00:04:39,648 Subrip by DanDee 41 00:04:43,649 --> 00:04:45,250 No. 42 00:04:45,283 --> 00:04:46,885 Fuck, no. Nope. 43 00:04:46,918 --> 00:04:48,486 Nope. Nope. 44 00:04:48,519 --> 00:04:50,923 Nope, nope, nope. Ah! God damn it, Sunshine! 45 00:04:50,956 --> 00:04:52,325 Fuck you! 46 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,326 Fuck you, you 13-year-old son of a bitch. 47 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,561 Don't you got algebra or something? 48 00:04:55,593 --> 00:04:57,096 God damn it! 49 00:04:57,129 --> 00:05:01,934 # Stick our fruit in mason jars # 50 00:05:01,966 --> 00:05:05,170 # Snapping peas in the backyard # 51 00:05:07,305 --> 00:05:10,776 # I've been a year now with my hands in the dirt # 52 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:15,848 # Blood on my fingers can't show it hurts so... # 53 00:05:18,483 --> 00:05:20,618 Wo What the fuck?! 54 00:05:20,651 --> 00:05:23,521 # I ain't gonna make it if the workin' ain't done # 55 00:05:23,555 --> 00:05:26,358 - # The workin' ain't done till the setting sun... # 56 00:05:26,391 --> 00:05:27,860 Yes! 57 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,861 Come on. Come on. 58 00:05:36,168 --> 00:05:38,838 Boom! Oh! 59 00:05:41,339 --> 00:05:44,310 # Mr. Davis says I got a sporting right hand # 60 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:47,713 # We gon' see him next Sunday comes # 61 00:05:47,745 --> 00:05:49,714 # Oh # 62 00:05:49,747 --> 00:05:51,149 # I can't keep a livin' # 63 00:05:51,182 --> 00:05:54,252 # Livin' this hard. # 64 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,024 Wo Seriously? 65 00:06:00,057 --> 00:06:01,860 Oh, babe. Get in. 66 00:06:03,428 --> 00:06:04,829 Doesn't look like the garage has been touched. 67 00:06:04,862 --> 00:06:06,132 Oh, no, no, no, no. 68 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:08,134 I have had a very productive day. 69 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:10,402 I just thought that this was the perfect way to end it. 70 00:06:10,435 --> 00:06:12,971 Joe, you said that you would help out around here 71 00:06:13,004 --> 00:06:14,572 while you were on the hunt for a new job. 72 00:06:14,605 --> 00:06:16,341 Oh, I am. No, I am. 73 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,742 Babe, oh, don't get pissed. 74 00:06:17,776 --> 00:06:19,745 Uh, it's date night. 75 00:06:19,778 --> 00:06:22,681 Date night. Whoo! 76 00:06:22,713 --> 00:06:24,315 You look great. 77 00:06:24,348 --> 00:06:26,084 Hold on. I'm coming over. 78 00:06:32,190 --> 00:06:35,593 Wo It's not exactly a candlelit dinner. 79 00:06:35,627 --> 00:06:37,028 I mean, how was I supposed to know 80 00:06:37,062 --> 00:06:38,764 it was gonna be this lame? 81 00:06:38,797 --> 00:06:40,533 Ah, check this out. 82 00:06:40,565 --> 00:06:42,534 I guarantee you somebody's gonna jump out and scare 'em 83 00:06:42,567 --> 00:06:44,437 in three, two... 84 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:47,106 Yah! 85 00:06:47,139 --> 00:06:48,740 Hey, look at that. 86 00:06:48,774 --> 00:06:51,543 Genius. 87 00:06:51,576 --> 00:06:54,213 Ha! No, okay, okay. 88 00:06:54,245 --> 00:06:56,414 You go first. 89 00:06:56,447 --> 00:06:57,549 No, thanks. 90 00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:10,763 Ooh, looks like someone has had a long night. 91 00:07:10,795 --> 00:07:12,598 Joe, that's very rude. 92 00:07:14,065 --> 00:07:16,301 Oh! 93 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:17,536 Ah, ha ha. 94 00:07:17,569 --> 00:07:19,271 Okay, we'll, uh... 95 00:07:19,303 --> 00:07:21,573 we're gonna be moving on. 96 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:25,610 Ooh, I read about this online. 97 00:07:25,644 --> 00:07:27,812 Okay, this guy right here 98 00:07:27,846 --> 00:07:29,814 in the beautiful cape 99 00:07:29,848 --> 00:07:31,917 was, uh, thrown off the Great Wall 100 00:07:31,949 --> 00:07:33,319 right after they finished... 101 00:07:33,351 --> 00:07:35,987 finished construction. 102 00:07:36,021 --> 00:07:38,958 "Beware, Emperor Qin Shi Huang was murdered by a builder 103 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:40,291 while overseeing construction 104 00:07:40,324 --> 00:07:41,894 of the Great Wall of China. 105 00:07:41,927 --> 00:07:43,629 Anyone who takes a photograph of his body 106 00:07:43,661 --> 00:07:45,897 is killed within a week." 107 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:47,500 - Ah. - Cool. Ah! No! 108 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,134 - Don't do that! - Aw, it's so good. 109 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:51,736 I got the face and everything. 110 00:07:51,769 --> 00:07:52,937 Please delete it. 111 00:07:52,971 --> 00:07:55,240 Thank you. 112 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,076 - Thank you. - Yeah. 113 00:07:57,108 --> 00:07:58,911 - Joe? - Uh-huh. 114 00:07:58,944 --> 00:08:00,612 I think I already know the answer to this question. 115 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,146 - You do? - But... 116 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:05,283 did you ever get back to my dad about that job? 117 00:08:05,317 --> 00:08:06,451 Oh... 118 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:08,287 It sounded like a great opportunity. 119 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:10,255 No, I did not. 120 00:08:10,288 --> 00:08:11,789 - But... - I told you. 121 00:08:11,822 --> 00:08:14,626 I was just, you know, I'm gonna find one. 122 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,462 I just don't wanna settle for the first 123 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:19,098 opportunity that... you know, that comes knocking. 124 00:08:19,130 --> 00:08:21,466 The main thing is I don't wanna be taking advantage of my parents. 125 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,935 Look, the main thing is this place is kinda... 126 00:08:23,968 --> 00:08:26,137 I mean, it was fun, but it just kinda... 127 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,540 it also sucked. 128 00:08:27,572 --> 00:08:29,541 You know, it's just not scary. 129 00:08:29,574 --> 00:08:32,544 Okay, it's not fun, and it is scary. 130 00:08:32,577 --> 00:08:33,978 If you weren't scared, 131 00:08:34,011 --> 00:08:35,280 I don't know how scared you want to be. 132 00:08:35,313 --> 00:08:36,682 I wanna cry. 133 00:08:36,715 --> 00:08:38,317 I wanna cry like the... like the last time 134 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:39,652 I watched "The Notebook." 135 00:08:39,684 --> 00:08:41,019 I want to just be ripped to shreds. 136 00:08:41,052 --> 00:08:43,389 I want James Garner to destroy me. 137 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:45,024 Oh, baby. 138 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:46,457 I just wanna be scared a little bit. 139 00:08:46,490 --> 00:08:47,992 I just wanna shake in my boots. 140 00:08:48,025 --> 00:08:49,360 I'm pregnant. 141 00:08:49,394 --> 00:08:51,830 Does... 142 00:08:51,863 --> 00:08:54,967 No, you're... don't even. 143 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,669 Hey. 144 00:08:57,702 --> 00:08:58,904 May I help you? 145 00:09:01,907 --> 00:09:03,209 This ain't scary enough, huh? 146 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,044 Sorry? 147 00:09:06,077 --> 00:09:08,079 Sorry, I'm not trying to be nosey. 148 00:09:08,113 --> 00:09:11,850 I just overheard you guys saying this wasn't scary enough. 149 00:09:11,883 --> 00:09:13,386 Couldn't agree more. 150 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,526 If you ever wanna be really scared, 151 00:09:20,558 --> 00:09:21,860 just call that number. 152 00:09:21,893 --> 00:09:23,829 Custom scares just for you. 153 00:09:23,861 --> 00:09:27,533 I promise you will not be disappointed. 154 00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:30,369 Okay, man, uh, thanks. 155 00:09:30,402 --> 00:09:33,572 - You're so welcome. - Okay. 156 00:09:33,605 --> 00:09:34,706 Have a good one, buddy. 157 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,807 And you. 158 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:38,509 That was normal. 159 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,646 Nice and normal. 160 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:47,919 Baby, I'm positive 161 00:09:47,952 --> 00:09:50,755 that man didn't steal your phone or your wallet. 162 00:09:50,788 --> 00:09:52,758 He was at our table for less than two minutes. 163 00:09:52,791 --> 00:09:54,593 Well, I had it to get funnel cake, 164 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:56,028 and now it's not in the car, 165 00:09:56,061 --> 00:09:58,631 and between that time a weirdo in a clown mask 166 00:09:58,663 --> 00:10:00,064 who was paid minimum wage 167 00:10:00,097 --> 00:10:01,466 to scare children for a living 168 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,868 came into our lives. 169 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,269 - So... - You know what? 170 00:10:04,302 --> 00:10:05,704 I bet you left it on the counter. 171 00:10:05,736 --> 00:10:07,939 I'll call them tomorrow. 172 00:10:07,972 --> 00:10:09,774 Hey, Joe. 173 00:10:09,807 --> 00:10:12,076 Joe. Joe. 174 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:14,212 It's me, Bill, from next door. 175 00:10:14,245 --> 00:10:17,081 I know, Bill. 176 00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:18,716 Well, we sure have missed you at the last, 177 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,719 oh, uh, let me think, uh, 178 00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:22,286 six neighborhood watch meetings. 179 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,123 I know. Tuesdays are tough. 180 00:10:24,155 --> 00:10:25,890 You know, work and such. 181 00:10:25,923 --> 00:10:27,725 Well, Joe, just think about it like this. 182 00:10:27,759 --> 00:10:29,061 Work is important, yes, 183 00:10:29,094 --> 00:10:30,462 but you know what else is important? 184 00:10:30,495 --> 00:10:31,897 Being part of a team. 185 00:10:31,929 --> 00:10:33,831 A team with the most important priority... 186 00:10:33,865 --> 00:10:34,966 safety. 187 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,135 Yeah, it sounds dramatic, Bill. 188 00:10:37,168 --> 00:10:39,337 Oh, just think about it, Joe. 189 00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:41,240 Oh, I will. Scouts honor. 190 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:43,841 Oh, wait, I didn't know you were a scout. 191 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:47,278 # Oh, yeah! # 192 00:10:47,312 --> 00:10:48,913 Oh, my gosh. This neighborhood's so nice. 193 00:10:48,947 --> 00:10:50,515 It is insane. 194 00:10:50,548 --> 00:10:52,583 It's insane that it's 90 degrees, 195 00:10:52,616 --> 00:10:55,420 and it's sunny on Halloween. 196 00:10:55,453 --> 00:10:57,622 I mean, come on. Babe, that's weird. 197 00:10:57,655 --> 00:10:59,024 Right? 198 00:10:59,057 --> 00:11:00,658 Wow! 199 00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:02,661 Check out the gate. Look at that. 200 00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:04,796 You got to keep the paparazzi out. 201 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,268 - Hi. - A Prius? 202 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,270 You drive a fucking Prius? 203 00:11:11,302 --> 00:11:12,870 - Are you... hi. - Hi. 204 00:11:12,903 --> 00:11:14,505 Do you hate your freedom, Joe? Is that it? 205 00:11:14,538 --> 00:11:16,508 I mean, do you have any idea how many people have died 206 00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:18,510 for your right to be gluten free or whatever? 207 00:11:18,543 --> 00:11:21,145 It's great mileage, you fucking asshole. 208 00:11:21,178 --> 00:11:22,346 Wow, give me the tour 209 00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:23,514 before all the kale salad 210 00:11:23,548 --> 00:11:24,982 - goes bad. - Uh-huh, yeah. 211 00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:26,117 Thank you guys again for letting us stay with you. 212 00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:27,852 - Yeah. - Yeah, of course. 213 00:11:27,885 --> 00:11:30,322 There's no sense in spending money on an expensive hotel. 214 00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:31,724 Wow! 215 00:11:31,756 --> 00:11:33,157 Oh, man. 216 00:11:33,191 --> 00:11:35,994 Your life is different 217 00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:37,996 than my life. 218 00:11:38,028 --> 00:11:38,898 Yeah. 219 00:11:40,664 --> 00:11:43,034 You really married up, my friend. 220 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:45,471 - Hashtag blessed. - Come on, man. 221 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:47,072 The "M" word. 222 00:11:47,105 --> 00:11:49,307 Put a dollar in the swear jar, man. 223 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:51,243 Ow. 224 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,577 No way. Hey, honey. 225 00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:54,178 They got tetherball. 226 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,886 I was born in darkness. 227 00:12:01,919 --> 00:12:03,554 Oh. 228 00:12:03,587 --> 00:12:06,557 I wonder what we break first. 229 00:12:06,591 --> 00:12:10,528 Your spirit or your body. 230 00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:13,231 Time! Oh, you suck! 231 00:12:13,264 --> 00:12:14,566 That's eas... I was Bane. 232 00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:15,934 I was doing Bane. He got it. 233 00:12:15,966 --> 00:12:17,735 I was a good Bane. That was a good one. 234 00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:20,438 It's time for another round of irresponsible drinking. 235 00:12:20,471 --> 00:12:22,607 Okay, I wasn't sure I was gonna do this. 236 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,375 A buddy of mine gave me a special 237 00:12:24,408 --> 00:12:26,677 birthday present last month, and, let's just say, 238 00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:28,880 you can sneak anything on a plane 239 00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:30,783 with just a little bit of peanut butter. 240 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,719 - Eck. - Ben, How dare you bring drugs 241 00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:35,686 - into my house. - That's Bane. 242 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,922 - Oh, Bane. - Would you like me to... 243 00:12:36,955 --> 00:12:38,757 - that's Bane... - That's Bane. 244 00:12:38,789 --> 00:12:41,225 would you like me to break your body or your spirit? 245 00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:43,528 - Oh, just hurt me. - Oh, I will, 246 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:46,130 'cause this is hardcore stuff. 247 00:12:46,163 --> 00:12:47,566 Okay, but in the meantime... 248 00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:49,134 Shots! Shots! Shot! Shot! 249 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:50,536 - Oh. - Oh, I never take shots. 250 00:12:50,568 --> 00:12:52,937 - You ready? - Cheers. 251 00:12:52,971 --> 00:12:55,307 - Woo! - You're calling the kids later. 252 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:57,709 # Ahh, here I come, the merchant of dirt # 253 00:12:57,741 --> 00:13:00,211 # I'm here to convert the worthless birds that chirp # 254 00:13:00,245 --> 00:13:03,215 # Come get your just desserts and discuss your worth... # 255 00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:04,616 Uh uh uh. 256 00:13:04,649 --> 00:13:06,618 You didn't say the magic word. 257 00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:07,919 Uh uh uh. 258 00:13:07,952 --> 00:13:09,487 - Eddie Murphy? - No. 259 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,055 # And we don't have any more time # 260 00:13:11,089 --> 00:13:12,891 # I find myself in truth and honor... # 261 00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:15,427 - Is that a cigarette? - No. 262 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:17,830 When do you guys think you're gonna get married? 263 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:19,798 Oh, my God. Pfft. 264 00:13:19,831 --> 00:13:21,800 # ...For your blue collar chains # 265 00:13:21,832 --> 00:13:24,502 # Don't be afraid, it's all make believe anyway # 266 00:13:24,535 --> 00:13:26,137 # Yeah, we can leave any day... # 267 00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:30,142 Kid, I sure heard a lot about you. 268 00:13:30,174 --> 00:13:33,778 What happened to Natalie on that boat... 269 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,980 - Nothin' to do with me. - Whoa ho ho! 270 00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:39,951 # Keep the faith despite what you hear people say... # 271 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,286 Are you goin' first or...? 272 00:13:41,318 --> 00:13:42,687 No, I thought it was your turn. 273 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,523 - Oh, shit, is it? - It's your turn. 274 00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:46,425 Okay, okay, okay. 275 00:13:46,457 --> 00:13:49,026 Do you remember me, Eddie? 276 00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:51,662 When I killed your brother 277 00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:54,099 I sounded just like 278 00:13:54,131 --> 00:13:57,268 this! 279 00:13:57,302 --> 00:13:58,870 What movies are you watching? 280 00:13:58,903 --> 00:14:01,306 Christopher Lloyd, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" 281 00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:02,708 - Oh, there's wind! - Going down! 282 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:05,343 - There's wind! - Going down! 283 00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:06,677 Winner! 284 00:14:06,711 --> 00:14:08,113 Okay. 285 00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:11,115 Favorite horror movie death scene. 286 00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:13,018 - Go. - No. 287 00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:14,720 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. 288 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:17,155 "Nightmare On Elm Street." 289 00:14:17,187 --> 00:14:18,189 Johnny Depp. 290 00:14:18,222 --> 00:14:19,991 - Ah. - Ooh. 291 00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:22,627 Well, "Titanic," because she let go of him. 292 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:24,228 - Ha ha ha! - What? 293 00:14:24,261 --> 00:14:26,864 "Final Destination" shower scene. 294 00:14:26,898 --> 00:14:28,300 That's the best one. 295 00:14:28,332 --> 00:14:30,302 Over Johnny Depp being killed by his own bed? 296 00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:31,970 Yes. Or you just love Johnny Depp. 297 00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:33,372 - Yeah, that's it. - Yeah, see? 298 00:14:33,404 --> 00:14:36,807 Red Wedding. "Game of Thrones." 299 00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:38,043 Mic drop. 300 00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:40,012 Not a movie. 301 00:14:40,044 --> 00:14:41,413 What? It doesn't matter. 302 00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:42,848 Okay, it's the worst thing 303 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,482 you could ever see with your eyeballs. 304 00:14:44,515 --> 00:14:45,884 It's horrifying, right? 305 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:47,886 It's the better death scene than any movie 306 00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:49,321 that I have ever seen. 307 00:14:49,354 --> 00:14:51,089 And I have seen a shit ton of movies. 308 00:14:51,121 --> 00:14:52,423 Yeah, and when Joe 309 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,659 was actually living with my family, 310 00:14:54,692 --> 00:14:57,428 every weekend my parents, they would buy us pizza 311 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,530 and we would watch a different scary movie 312 00:14:59,563 --> 00:15:00,865 every weekend like clockwork. 313 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,868 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 314 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,702 "Friday the 13th," "Elm Street," 315 00:15:04,735 --> 00:15:06,270 "Halloween." All the classics. 316 00:15:06,303 --> 00:15:08,240 You know what I mean? Just all of 'em. 317 00:15:08,273 --> 00:15:10,108 I think that's what started my love affair with this time of year. 318 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,709 I mean, you just can't beat "Halloween." 319 00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:13,778 I didn't realize you lived with his family. 320 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:17,416 Yeah, yeah, you know, 321 00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:18,616 well, don't, uh... don't get all "Bambi" on me. 322 00:15:18,649 --> 00:15:20,251 It's fine. I'm fine. 323 00:15:20,284 --> 00:15:21,953 I'm gonna... I'm gonna go get some party favors. 324 00:15:21,986 --> 00:15:24,456 - Uh, God save me. - Woo! 325 00:15:24,489 --> 00:15:26,124 - What? - What? 326 00:15:26,157 --> 00:15:28,759 - What does that mean? - Ah, every now and again, 327 00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,428 he likes to take the party up a notch. 328 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,000 Did you hear that? 329 00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:39,237 I don't know. 330 00:15:43,307 --> 00:15:45,210 Ben, what is that? 331 00:15:45,243 --> 00:15:47,713 I don't know. 332 00:15:47,745 --> 00:15:49,581 - Ben, go. - All right, all right. 333 00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:52,817 Be careful. 334 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:15,072 Yeah, it stopped. I don't see anything. 335 00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:17,442 Yah! 336 00:16:20,845 --> 00:16:22,314 What is wrong with you?! 337 00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:24,316 That's not funny! That's not funny! 338 00:16:24,349 --> 00:16:26,151 Holy shit. 339 00:16:26,183 --> 00:16:27,651 That was incredible. 340 00:16:27,684 --> 00:16:30,121 - Joe! - What? 341 00:16:30,154 --> 00:16:31,956 What? Come on, man. 342 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,959 The "Halloween" talk? The Jason mask? 343 00:16:33,991 --> 00:16:35,760 I mean, this was too easy. 344 00:16:35,793 --> 00:16:37,696 - You're sick. - You want a hug? 345 00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,331 - Come on, give me a hug. - No, you're sick man. 346 00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:40,599 You're a sick man in the head. 347 00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:41,799 Is that a real butcher knife? 348 00:16:41,832 --> 00:16:44,168 Come on, give me a hug. 349 00:16:44,201 --> 00:16:46,370 This has been an ongoing theme for him. 350 00:16:46,403 --> 00:16:49,807 He's been obsessed with scaring me lately. 351 00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:51,442 He even insisted that we have our weekly date night 352 00:16:51,475 --> 00:16:52,943 at this haunted house. 353 00:16:52,976 --> 00:16:54,946 That's not creepy at all. 354 00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:56,214 It wasn't. 355 00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:57,982 But, uh, this dude that's, uh, 356 00:16:58,015 --> 00:16:59,450 that's working there, 357 00:16:59,484 --> 00:17:02,187 uh, who said something about this company, 358 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,321 uh, I forget his name, 359 00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:05,289 but, uh, apparently, 360 00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:07,292 uh, they create 361 00:17:07,325 --> 00:17:09,461 these custom scares for you. 362 00:17:09,493 --> 00:17:10,861 Yeah, but you're also convinced 363 00:17:10,894 --> 00:17:12,064 that he stole your wallet. 364 00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:13,531 Which is ridiculous. 365 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:16,368 Wait... oh, fuck, wait. 366 00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:18,135 Wait. Custom Scare thing? 367 00:17:18,169 --> 00:17:21,339 I... I... okay, I am 99% positive 368 00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:23,240 that that's the thing that my boss just did. 369 00:17:23,273 --> 00:17:24,475 Remember I was telling you about that? 370 00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:26,044 Oh, yeah. 371 00:17:26,076 --> 00:17:28,646 Uh, the scare company, or Fear, something, maybe. 372 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,248 - Is that...? - Yeah, "Fear, Inc." 373 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,383 That's it. 374 00:17:31,415 --> 00:17:33,984 Did they say how it was? 375 00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:35,386 You're kidding, right? 376 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:37,221 Yeah, people said is was horrible. 377 00:17:37,255 --> 00:17:40,659 You definitely don't want to do this, okay? 378 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,527 You got a crazy look in your eye right now 379 00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:43,928 and someone as fucked up as you in the head 380 00:17:43,961 --> 00:17:45,363 would not like it. 381 00:17:45,395 --> 00:17:47,499 - Okay? - Why? 382 00:17:47,531 --> 00:17:48,899 Why did they say it was so bad? 383 00:17:48,932 --> 00:17:50,868 Was it not worth the money or something? 384 00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:53,672 First off, unless your sugar mama's gonna pay for it, 385 00:17:53,704 --> 00:17:56,273 you can't afford something like this. 386 00:17:56,307 --> 00:17:58,844 Secondly, they, like, hurt you, 387 00:17:58,876 --> 00:18:00,578 like, physically hurt you. 388 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,849 I'm sure emotionally, too, but physical... like the... 389 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,383 the company, it's not legit. 390 00:18:05,415 --> 00:18:07,351 And they... they find people 391 00:18:07,384 --> 00:18:09,587 that, like... people like you 392 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:11,423 okay, who... who, like, 393 00:18:11,455 --> 00:18:13,625 are looking for something more intense, 394 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:16,227 and then they just use that as... as an opportunity 395 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:19,130 to fulfill their own sick fucked up fantasies. 396 00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:22,767 What? 397 00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:25,069 This is a fucking haunted house, man. 398 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,605 You guys... 399 00:18:26,637 --> 00:18:28,205 you guys can't be serious, right? 400 00:18:28,239 --> 00:18:29,975 No, dude, you're not get... 401 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,543 you're not getting this through your head, man. 402 00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:33,144 It's not a haunted house. 403 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,880 Okay, I heard that these guys 404 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,882 chased my boss through a parking garage 405 00:18:36,914 --> 00:18:38,482 in the middle of the night. 406 00:18:38,516 --> 00:18:40,285 Okay, I don't know what happened, 407 00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:43,221 but, like, she hasn't been back to work since. 408 00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:45,256 It fucked her up that much. 409 00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:46,157 Okay? 410 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,097 Well, on that delightful note, 411 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:55,100 I'm going to go to bed. I think you should, too. 412 00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:57,269 It was really nice to have you guys here. 413 00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:58,669 - Thank you. - Good night. 414 00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,770 Sleep well. Good night. 415 00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:02,641 Give up, woman. 416 00:19:02,673 --> 00:19:04,509 You guys good? 417 00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:07,278 - Yeah. - Are great. 418 00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:09,246 - Cool. - You gonna tuck us in? 419 00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:11,649 - I can tuck you in, buddy. - No, not standing there. 420 00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:13,585 - Old school. - I'm all weirded... no, get outta here. 421 00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:15,819 - No? I remember. - No, go to bed. 422 00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:17,022 - Corner tuck. - Thank you. 423 00:19:21,392 --> 00:19:24,528 # The night is always young # 424 00:19:24,561 --> 00:19:27,965 # I hold grudges with the sun # 425 00:19:27,999 --> 00:19:30,701 # They're fewer and far between # 426 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:34,772 # Been livin' in a dream # 427 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,875 # I wake and walk this line # 428 00:19:37,909 --> 00:19:41,346 # All balanced on my # 429 00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:46,017 # I can't afford to fall, I can't afford to crawl... # 430 00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:23,188 Hello? 431 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,824 Uh, yeah, is this, uh... 432 00:20:25,856 --> 00:20:27,992 is this Fear, Inc.? 433 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,594 Yes. 434 00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:31,028 Uh, okay. 435 00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:33,664 Well, I got your... your card at 436 00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:36,668 the Hollywood Horror House thing. 437 00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:39,504 Um, I guess I... uh, I just wanted 438 00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:41,506 more information. 439 00:20:41,538 --> 00:20:43,842 We got another one. 440 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,576 We can't do it right. 441 00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:48,245 God, it's the third one today. 442 00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:51,682 Uh, okay. 443 00:20:51,715 --> 00:20:55,085 Um, well, uh 444 00:20:55,118 --> 00:20:57,021 where're you located? 445 00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,856 How do we get tickets? 446 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,759 Hold please. 447 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,532 Sorry, we're sold out. 448 00:21:08,566 --> 00:21:10,134 Oh, okay. When's your next, 449 00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:11,669 uh... 450 00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:14,338 Hello? 451 00:21:19,576 --> 00:21:21,813 That's bad. You fucked up. 452 00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:23,914 - I'll clean it up. - That looks really expensive. 453 00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:25,984 - Wake up. - What're you doing? You were just here. 454 00:21:26,017 --> 00:21:28,620 You just come over and break stuff. 455 00:21:28,653 --> 00:21:30,989 You're getting sloppy. 456 00:21:31,021 --> 00:21:33,223 - Take me inside. - You wanna go inside? 457 00:21:33,257 --> 00:21:34,558 - Mm-hmm. - All right. 458 00:21:34,592 --> 00:21:36,227 Yeah, we're gonna take you away. 459 00:21:36,259 --> 00:21:37,461 For years, you can't break anything else. 460 00:21:37,494 --> 00:21:39,229 - You gonna lift me? - Yeah. 461 00:21:39,262 --> 00:21:40,631 See, look at that. 462 00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:42,733 I'm too drunk to be carrying you right now. 463 00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:45,070 - Oh, I gotcha. - Oh, oh, careful. 464 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:46,438 - I gotcha. - Oh, stop there. 465 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,971 Yeah, let's take a pit stop, yeah? 466 00:21:48,005 --> 00:21:49,908 Okay, yeah, that's good. 467 00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:51,308 Yeah. 468 00:21:51,342 --> 00:21:52,677 - There we go. - You're so bad. 469 00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:54,145 You're so strong. 470 00:22:10,694 --> 00:22:12,629 - Oh, whoa! - Joe! 471 00:22:12,663 --> 00:22:14,164 - Dude! - Um... 472 00:22:14,198 --> 00:22:16,468 Uh, I... I heard a... 473 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,001 a crash, so I thought 474 00:22:18,035 --> 00:22:20,971 that I would come in and see if you were safe. 475 00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:23,208 You look very safe. 476 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,509 Yeah, dude, we're fi... we're fine, dude. 477 00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:29,546 Um, do you need anything? 478 00:22:29,579 --> 00:22:30,814 Good night. 479 00:22:30,847 --> 00:22:32,549 Are you gonna tip her or... 480 00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:34,886 No, don't wanna... don't wanna give her the tip. 481 00:22:34,919 --> 00:22:37,021 Or anything like that. 482 00:22:37,054 --> 00:22:38,656 Bye, good night. 483 00:22:38,689 --> 00:22:40,492 I didn't even understand what he was saying. 484 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,894 He's creepy. 485 00:22:43,928 --> 00:22:46,698 Bed? 486 00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:48,031 He just fucked that up for us, didn't he? 487 00:22:48,065 --> 00:22:49,667 Yeah. 488 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:50,969 He really just fucked up that whole thing. 489 00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:52,369 - Thanks, Joe. - I don't feel so good. 490 00:22:52,403 --> 00:22:55,373 I drank too much. 491 00:22:58,041 --> 00:22:59,910 Where're we going? Which way? This way? 492 00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:25,103 Oh, Joe, I'm gonna throw up in your pool. 493 00:23:26,871 --> 00:23:33,044 # A terrible mistake was made... # 494 00:23:33,076 --> 00:23:36,247 So this is what you guys do on Saturdays? 495 00:23:36,279 --> 00:23:38,016 You sit by the pool in the hills 496 00:23:38,048 --> 00:23:39,783 drinking margaritas. 497 00:23:39,817 --> 00:23:42,386 By this point in the day, I'm debating between 498 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,589 UPS or FedEx to ship the kids to China. 499 00:23:44,622 --> 00:23:47,625 Oh, you joke. I'm sure it's an entirely different kind of fun. 500 00:23:47,657 --> 00:23:51,261 Babe, I'm feeling like a real California. I gotta be honest. 501 00:23:51,295 --> 00:23:53,465 'Cause I am one with the universe right now. 502 00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:56,867 I love tofu. Namaste. 503 00:23:56,901 --> 00:23:58,702 Namaste this. 504 00:23:58,736 --> 00:24:00,371 You be nice, motherfucker. 505 00:24:00,403 --> 00:24:01,905 What're you... 506 00:24:01,939 --> 00:24:03,307 Are you kidding me? I'm not doing this. 507 00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:05,576 Ah. Rules are rules, Ben. 508 00:24:05,609 --> 00:24:08,278 And who made the rules? You made the rules. 509 00:24:08,311 --> 00:24:10,214 "It's the rule, Ben." 510 00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:13,151 - Really, babe? - Come on, come on. 511 00:24:13,183 --> 00:24:14,751 For old time's sake. 512 00:24:14,785 --> 00:24:17,388 For when we were young and really, really stupid. 513 00:24:17,421 --> 00:24:19,490 All right, okay. Fine, fine. 514 00:24:19,523 --> 00:24:21,625 Come on. Come on. 515 00:24:21,659 --> 00:24:23,762 Fine. But this is for you, okay? 516 00:24:25,829 --> 00:24:27,664 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 517 00:24:27,698 --> 00:24:28,932 Come on! 518 00:24:28,965 --> 00:24:29,967 Yea-ya. 519 00:24:30,999 --> 00:24:31,769 Chug! Chug! Chug! 520 00:24:31,801 --> 00:24:33,605 Woo! Look at you go, boy! 521 00:24:35,472 --> 00:24:36,974 God, I can't believe you just did that. 522 00:24:38,942 --> 00:24:41,412 - Are you expecting someone? - Nope. 523 00:24:45,849 --> 00:24:47,951 Joe, were you out earlier? 524 00:24:47,984 --> 00:24:50,687 No, um... 525 00:24:50,721 --> 00:24:52,690 just been in the back most of the day. 526 00:24:52,722 --> 00:24:54,491 Got some friends in town. 527 00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:55,960 Oh, where from? 528 00:24:55,992 --> 00:24:57,361 Maryland. 529 00:24:57,394 --> 00:24:59,364 Oh, home of the blue crab, 530 00:24:59,396 --> 00:25:01,598 Cal Ripkin, and Edgar Allan Poe. 531 00:25:01,632 --> 00:25:03,433 Yeah, I once spent six months there 532 00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:05,637 doing an Agatha Christie play out on Chesapeake Bay. 533 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,138 Now that dinner theatre was... 534 00:25:07,171 --> 00:25:09,106 What's up, Bill? 535 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:10,942 - Why'd you come by? - Oh. 536 00:25:10,974 --> 00:25:13,510 Joe, I tried calling you earlier, 537 00:25:13,544 --> 00:25:15,547 but you must not have had service. 538 00:25:15,579 --> 00:25:17,447 Now, don't panic, but I saw a guy out front. 539 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,717 He had a van, but he didn't seem to be climbing 540 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:24,154 any of the power line poles, 541 00:25:24,188 --> 00:25:28,126 And he sure as heck wasn't wearing an official DWP uniform. 542 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:31,462 Okay, that's... that's nice. 543 00:25:31,494 --> 00:25:34,998 Um, well, I appreciate your concern, 544 00:25:35,031 --> 00:25:38,201 Bill, but it's probably nothin', so... 545 00:25:38,234 --> 00:25:41,738 No, there's something strange going on, Joe. 546 00:25:41,771 --> 00:25:44,075 Keep an eye out. 547 00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:46,810 Will do, will do. I'm on it. 548 00:25:46,844 --> 00:25:48,747 At ease, soldier. 549 00:25:52,549 --> 00:25:54,385 Ah, God damn it! 550 00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:06,364 Ben, you fucking around back there? 551 00:26:10,701 --> 00:26:13,671 Okay, well, whoever it is, 552 00:26:13,703 --> 00:26:16,640 cops are on their way. 553 00:27:27,877 --> 00:27:31,816 Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. 554 00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:36,620 Not by the hair of your chinny-chin-chin. 555 00:27:36,653 --> 00:27:39,624 Well, then I'll huff and I'll puff 556 00:27:39,656 --> 00:27:43,093 and I'll blow your house in! 557 00:27:46,963 --> 00:27:49,366 Help! Help! 558 00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:55,640 So, you didn't notice anything strange before today? 559 00:27:55,673 --> 00:27:58,442 No, the neighborhood has been quiet ever since we moved in. 560 00:27:58,476 --> 00:28:00,611 Our neighbor actually heads the watch group, 561 00:28:00,644 --> 00:28:02,980 and we're probably the youngest on this block by about 30 years. 562 00:28:03,012 --> 00:28:06,516 Oh, well, with age comes affluence. 563 00:28:06,549 --> 00:28:09,953 This area's very attractive to robbers. 564 00:28:09,987 --> 00:28:16,294 Yeah... However, I'm sorta surprised the guy was so ballsy. 565 00:28:16,326 --> 00:28:18,462 This sort of thing usually doesn't happen 566 00:28:18,496 --> 00:28:20,965 during the day with a car in the driveway. 567 00:28:20,998 --> 00:28:23,167 But, you know what? It's Halloween. 568 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,803 Halloween tends to bring out some undesirables. 569 00:28:25,836 --> 00:28:27,305 Undesirables? 570 00:28:27,337 --> 00:28:30,207 This wasn't some random fucking robbery. 571 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,375 This guy was fucking crazy. 572 00:28:32,409 --> 00:28:36,881 - Okay. - Honestly, that makes it unlikely it will happen again. 573 00:28:36,913 --> 00:28:38,849 It was probably some homeless guy 574 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,486 who wandered down the wrong street. 575 00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:43,554 - Yeah. - Yeah. 576 00:28:43,586 --> 00:28:44,888 Insane people aren't known to do the same thing 577 00:28:44,922 --> 00:28:48,025 over and over and over again. 578 00:28:48,057 --> 00:28:50,494 - Okay. - Well, look... 579 00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:52,195 if anything else happens, give us a call. 580 00:28:52,229 --> 00:28:54,499 All right? Gonna put some extra units in the area 581 00:28:54,531 --> 00:28:56,933 and we'll see what happens. 582 00:28:56,967 --> 00:28:58,936 Okay. Well, thank you, Officer. 583 00:28:58,969 --> 00:29:00,038 You're welcome. 584 00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:07,612 Nice, Joe. 585 00:29:07,644 --> 00:29:09,079 What? 586 00:29:09,113 --> 00:29:12,150 I'm not fucking lying! 587 00:29:22,159 --> 00:29:25,596 # I can sleep tonight # 588 00:29:25,628 --> 00:29:27,063 # The Devil's in the mood... # 589 00:29:28,632 --> 00:29:32,702 Sorry, "Exorcist." 590 00:29:32,736 --> 00:29:34,071 Did you just do that? 591 00:29:34,104 --> 00:29:36,140 Yeah! 592 00:29:36,173 --> 00:29:37,741 Wah! 593 00:29:37,775 --> 00:29:39,442 Are you crazy? You threw up all over my car! 594 00:29:39,476 --> 00:29:40,945 - Oh, sir, I can explain. - Are you out of your mind? 595 00:29:40,978 --> 00:29:42,647 I can explain. He's been drinking, okay. 596 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,548 Apparently. Who's gonna clean it? 597 00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:46,150 - I don't know. Not me! - Are you gonna clean it? 598 00:29:46,182 --> 00:29:47,417 Babe, come on! 599 00:29:47,451 --> 00:29:48,752 Here, this is... 600 00:29:48,786 --> 00:29:50,086 - Oh, my God! - I'm sorry, man. 601 00:29:50,119 --> 00:29:51,555 Five stars. 602 00:29:51,588 --> 00:29:53,256 - Five stars. - That's all I have... 603 00:29:53,289 --> 00:29:56,126 I hope that's enough. 604 00:29:56,160 --> 00:30:02,033 # I can't sleep tonight... # 605 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:06,269 Oh, whoa, whoa, dude, 606 00:30:06,303 --> 00:30:08,105 slow down there, Hasselhoff. 607 00:30:08,137 --> 00:30:10,073 Put down the cheeseburger, bud. 608 00:30:10,106 --> 00:30:12,742 - Okay. - How about some water first? 609 00:30:12,776 --> 00:30:14,745 - I've got a better idea. - That's a good idea. 610 00:30:14,778 --> 00:30:16,413 Better idea. 611 00:30:16,446 --> 00:30:18,815 Uh, would anyone... would anyone like some tea? 612 00:30:18,848 --> 00:30:20,283 I would love some tea. 613 00:30:20,317 --> 00:30:21,952 Some nice... nice calm tea. 614 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:23,621 Oh, that kind of tea. 615 00:30:23,653 --> 00:30:25,623 - Mm-hmm. - That is a... 616 00:30:25,655 --> 00:30:28,358 fantastic idea, Joe. 617 00:30:28,392 --> 00:30:30,795 I'm full of great ideas. 618 00:30:30,827 --> 00:30:31,962 Full of 'em. 619 00:30:35,065 --> 00:30:37,168 Here you go... oh, Joe. 620 00:30:37,201 --> 00:30:39,269 Aren't you may be done for the night? 621 00:30:39,303 --> 00:30:40,872 Just evening myself out, you know, 622 00:30:40,904 --> 00:30:42,506 - I just wanna be a good host. - Yeah, okay, well, 623 00:30:42,538 --> 00:30:44,608 - now you're nice and even. - That's all. 624 00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:46,110 - You can just... - It's great to have you guys here. 625 00:30:46,143 --> 00:30:47,979 ...stop. 626 00:30:49,813 --> 00:30:51,782 We're live at the Hollywood Hills at the scene 627 00:30:51,815 --> 00:30:53,551 of a tragic quadruple homicide. 628 00:30:55,085 --> 00:30:56,487 How'd you turn that on? 629 00:30:56,519 --> 00:31:00,458 Three friends were found murdered in their home. 630 00:31:00,490 --> 00:31:02,826 - Joe, is that our house? - Witnesses say they were last seen 631 00:31:02,859 --> 00:31:05,061 at a costume party in the Pacific Palisades. 632 00:31:05,095 --> 00:31:07,999 A fourth person, Joe Foster, was with them 633 00:31:08,031 --> 00:31:09,966 and is considered to be the main suspect. 634 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,203 Foster is also suspected of killing his neighbor, 635 00:31:13,237 --> 00:31:14,906 Bill Peterson... 636 00:31:14,939 --> 00:31:17,742 whose body was found outside his home 637 00:31:17,775 --> 00:31:20,478 earlier this evening. 638 00:31:20,510 --> 00:31:21,878 Joe Foster... 639 00:31:21,912 --> 00:31:23,980 Main suspect... ...murdered in their home. 640 00:31:24,013 --> 00:31:26,516 - Joe Foster... - Killing his neighbor. 641 00:31:26,549 --> 00:31:30,654 - Bill Peterson. - Body was found... Foster. 642 00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,657 The motive is still unknown. 643 00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:34,057 And we'll be back with more details 644 00:31:34,090 --> 00:31:35,525 as they come in. 645 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,031 - Whoa. - What the fuck? 646 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:43,366 Joe, for God's sakes! 647 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,569 You have no idea when to fucking quit! 648 00:31:45,602 --> 00:31:47,605 This was really clever. 649 00:31:47,637 --> 00:31:50,173 It's not fucking funny! 650 00:31:50,207 --> 00:31:53,177 There's nobody even out there right now. 651 00:31:53,210 --> 00:31:54,577 That's crazy. 652 00:31:54,611 --> 00:31:56,180 How did you do that? 653 00:31:56,212 --> 00:31:57,682 What's happening? 654 00:31:57,714 --> 00:32:00,384 Oh, fuck. 655 00:32:00,416 --> 00:32:02,519 What did you do? 656 00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:04,422 Okay, um... 657 00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:09,125 Baby, you can't... 658 00:32:09,159 --> 00:32:10,628 you can't be mad at me. 659 00:32:10,661 --> 00:32:12,330 What the hell is going on, man? 660 00:32:14,498 --> 00:32:15,799 Fear, Inc. 661 00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:19,302 What? 662 00:32:19,336 --> 00:32:21,204 Ah... I 663 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,607 I think that's Fear, Inc. 664 00:32:24,641 --> 00:32:26,210 That's... that's Fear, Inc. 665 00:32:26,242 --> 00:32:27,744 What're you talking about? 666 00:32:27,778 --> 00:32:29,380 Uh... 667 00:32:29,413 --> 00:32:31,982 Uh, so... I, uh... 668 00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:36,586 I maybe sorta maybe, uh, called 'em a little bit. 669 00:32:36,619 --> 00:32:38,888 And, uh, when you were in the bath, I found my wallet, 670 00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:40,391 and, uh, it had the business card in it, 671 00:32:40,423 --> 00:32:41,959 and I went, I don't know, I guess... 672 00:32:41,991 --> 00:32:44,194 I guess my curiosity got the b... the best of me. 673 00:32:45,929 --> 00:32:47,898 I mean, that TV news reporter was legit, man. 674 00:32:47,931 --> 00:32:49,900 What're you doing? 675 00:32:49,932 --> 00:32:52,302 Did you not hear a fucking word we said last night? 676 00:32:52,336 --> 00:32:54,637 This company is dangerous, man. 677 00:32:54,671 --> 00:32:56,974 Okay, did you give them your information? 678 00:32:57,007 --> 00:32:59,076 Uh, no, no, but... 679 00:33:01,111 --> 00:33:03,114 Ah ho, shit! 680 00:33:05,115 --> 00:33:07,284 They got the breakers. 681 00:33:07,317 --> 00:33:08,853 Okay, this isn't normal. 682 00:33:08,885 --> 00:33:10,687 Let's get out of here. 683 00:33:10,721 --> 00:33:13,124 Keep it together, okay? 684 00:33:13,156 --> 00:33:15,125 Chill out. Stay. 685 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,695 Come on, it's just a power outage. 686 00:33:17,728 --> 00:33:20,364 All we gotta do is flip the breakers. It's fine. 687 00:33:20,396 --> 00:33:21,798 All right, we can handle this. 688 00:33:21,832 --> 00:33:23,634 This is... 689 00:33:23,666 --> 00:33:25,269 Look, if this is the company, 690 00:33:25,301 --> 00:33:26,971 we're canceling this right now. 691 00:33:27,003 --> 00:33:28,605 Okay, I'll go take a look at the breakers. 692 00:33:28,638 --> 00:33:31,442 - Where are they? - Fuck that, man. 693 00:33:31,474 --> 00:33:33,443 Hey, hey, hey. This is my thing. 694 00:33:33,477 --> 00:33:35,146 I got... I got this. 695 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:37,048 Can you just be careful, please? 696 00:33:39,182 --> 00:33:40,350 Don't worry. 697 00:33:40,384 --> 00:33:41,519 I'll be super duper careful. 698 00:33:52,596 --> 00:33:55,199 Don't... 699 00:33:55,231 --> 00:33:56,399 Don't! 700 00:33:56,432 --> 00:33:57,701 Hmm. 701 00:33:57,733 --> 00:33:59,903 Joe? 702 00:33:59,936 --> 00:34:01,171 Joe! 703 00:34:01,204 --> 00:34:03,473 Joe, I've been trying to reach you. 704 00:34:03,507 --> 00:34:05,142 Bill? What's going on? 705 00:34:05,174 --> 00:34:08,378 I think there's someone on your property. 706 00:34:08,411 --> 00:34:09,379 Uh... 707 00:34:09,413 --> 00:34:10,748 What? 708 00:34:11,882 --> 00:34:14,885 Ahh! 709 00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:16,753 Oh, shit! 710 00:34:19,422 --> 00:34:22,192 Uh! Ahh! 711 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:25,530 Uh, fucking awesome! 712 00:34:31,434 --> 00:34:33,403 Oh, ah... 713 00:34:33,436 --> 00:34:35,373 They Barrymore'd Bill! 714 00:34:36,873 --> 00:34:38,741 Holy shit! They got Bill! 715 00:34:38,775 --> 00:34:40,110 Wait, what's going on? 716 00:34:40,143 --> 00:34:42,679 Oh, I'm gonna fucking love this. 717 00:34:42,713 --> 00:34:44,882 What'd you mean, "They got Bill"? 718 00:34:44,914 --> 00:34:46,884 Ah, he's in on it, too, okay? 719 00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:49,119 Playing this old man version of Drew Barrymore from "Scream" 720 00:34:49,152 --> 00:34:52,388 and this guy with a knife just fucking killed him or fake killed him... 721 00:34:52,422 --> 00:34:54,092 I don't know, but it started. 722 00:34:55,659 --> 00:34:58,061 We should lock the door. 723 00:34:58,094 --> 00:35:00,530 What? This... this isn't fucking funny, Joe. 724 00:35:00,563 --> 00:35:03,366 Well, I'm not pranking you, Ben, okay? 725 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,970 Fear, Inc. has started. 726 00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:08,372 The writing on the sauna, "Little Pigs," 727 00:35:08,405 --> 00:35:10,975 "The Shining," all right, Bill dying like from "Scream." 728 00:35:11,007 --> 00:35:12,809 They're all horror films. 729 00:35:12,842 --> 00:35:15,612 You're a fucking idiot, man. I warned you. 730 00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:17,248 You never take anything seriously, 731 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,916 and eventually, it's gonna... 732 00:35:18,949 --> 00:35:20,151 Okay, we need to... 733 00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:21,585 we need to cancel this right now. 734 00:35:21,617 --> 00:35:23,786 But... ah... ah... 735 00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:26,123 Joe, call and cancel it now. 736 00:35:26,155 --> 00:35:27,557 Please, Joe, 737 00:35:27,590 --> 00:35:29,326 I don't wanna be a part of this. 738 00:35:29,358 --> 00:35:30,594 - Are you serious? - Yes. 739 00:35:30,626 --> 00:35:32,329 Please, baby, come one. 740 00:35:32,362 --> 00:35:33,831 You can me, we can just do something on our own. 741 00:35:33,864 --> 00:35:35,599 This just feels like a bit much. 742 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:41,672 Okay, I can't believe I am doing this. 743 00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:44,474 Thank you. 744 00:35:44,507 --> 00:35:46,409 It's a busy signal. 745 00:35:46,443 --> 00:35:48,778 Now, hold on, hold on. 746 00:35:48,811 --> 00:35:50,780 Maybe we just 747 00:35:50,813 --> 00:35:53,082 go along with it. 748 00:35:53,115 --> 00:35:55,518 I don't know. And if it gets to be too much, 749 00:35:55,552 --> 00:35:57,021 we can just be like, hey, we'll call 'em... 750 00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:58,689 "Please stop. 751 00:35:58,722 --> 00:36:01,125 We're a bunch of people who don't like to have fun." 752 00:36:01,157 --> 00:36:03,126 Okay, it's already too much. 753 00:36:03,159 --> 00:36:05,962 Joe, it's not how this works either. 754 00:36:05,996 --> 00:36:07,831 You can't just tell the company... 755 00:36:07,864 --> 00:36:09,632 I'm gonna call the police. 756 00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:12,303 Oh, not the police. They ruin everything. 757 00:36:16,539 --> 00:36:18,942 Hi, um, my friend hired this... 758 00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:21,778 this company to come scare us 759 00:36:21,811 --> 00:36:23,846 and it's gotten out of control 760 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,282 and... and... and we can't get a hold of them to stop it. 761 00:36:26,315 --> 00:36:27,817 So we need your help. 762 00:36:30,186 --> 00:36:31,989 Yeah, he thought it was something different 763 00:36:32,021 --> 00:36:33,623 and it... it's confusing. 764 00:36:33,657 --> 00:36:36,460 Okay, these people... this company... 765 00:36:36,492 --> 00:36:37,860 they're criminals. 766 00:36:37,893 --> 00:36:39,729 All right, um... 767 00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:41,465 rapists, you know, 768 00:36:41,498 --> 00:36:42,900 who knows what else. 769 00:36:42,932 --> 00:36:45,135 I don't think I feel safe here. 770 00:36:45,168 --> 00:36:48,137 You guys are blowing this way out of proportion. 771 00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:49,539 Great, okay. Yes, thank you. 772 00:36:49,572 --> 00:36:51,341 I really appreciate it. Thank you. 773 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,643 So, like what, so like the fucking cops are coming now? 774 00:36:53,677 --> 00:36:55,646 Yeah, the cops are coming now. 775 00:36:55,679 --> 00:36:58,349 And we have to... to lock up the windows and the doors. 776 00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,050 What? 777 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:02,586 Well, what're we waiting for? 778 00:37:02,619 --> 00:37:03,887 Right. 779 00:37:06,889 --> 00:37:10,193 Oh, please let them kill us. 780 00:37:26,443 --> 00:37:28,045 - You guys all right? - Uh-huh. 781 00:37:28,077 --> 00:37:29,380 Yeah? Okay. 782 00:37:30,813 --> 00:37:32,215 Oh, you closed the garage, right? 783 00:37:32,248 --> 00:37:33,549 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I locked all the doors. 784 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:34,851 Did that. Did that. 785 00:37:34,885 --> 00:37:37,688 Oh, shit. 786 00:37:37,721 --> 00:37:39,690 It has begun. 787 00:37:39,722 --> 00:37:41,525 Stop. 788 00:37:41,557 --> 00:37:43,559 Oh... oh, my God. Get down, get down. 789 00:37:43,592 --> 00:37:45,829 Get away from the door. Get away from the window. 790 00:37:51,835 --> 00:37:54,038 - We gotta get out of here. - No, he's out there. 791 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:56,440 - I'm not going outside. - But he went that way. 792 00:37:56,472 --> 00:37:58,074 So he's going towards the back of the house, 793 00:37:58,108 --> 00:37:59,376 so we should go out the front. 794 00:37:59,409 --> 00:38:01,111 What about one of the bedrooms? 795 00:38:01,143 --> 00:38:03,880 No, you don't go upstairs. You'll get trapped in a room. 796 00:38:03,914 --> 00:38:05,482 Haven't you seen any horror movies? 797 00:38:05,514 --> 00:38:07,116 It's our safest bet. He can't get in. 798 00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:10,320 "Our safest bet." Do you wanna die horribly? 799 00:38:10,353 --> 00:38:12,155 No, we can't stay inside. 800 00:38:12,188 --> 00:38:14,791 Ben's right. We gotta get to the car. 801 00:38:14,824 --> 00:38:16,259 Follow me. 802 00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:17,795 Hyah! 803 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:20,531 Come on. 804 00:38:22,298 --> 00:38:24,168 - A bit dramatic. - Let's go, come on. 805 00:38:29,873 --> 00:38:31,275 Okay. 806 00:38:31,307 --> 00:38:32,376 Come on. 807 00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:38,482 - Go, go, go, go. - Okay, okay. 808 00:38:42,318 --> 00:38:43,686 Everybody in the Prius! 809 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,121 Shut up, Joe. 810 00:38:46,523 --> 00:38:47,925 Lock the doors. Lock the doors. 811 00:38:49,793 --> 00:38:51,161 I see dead people. 812 00:38:51,193 --> 00:38:52,795 - Joe! - Dude, come on, Joe! 813 00:38:52,829 --> 00:38:55,199 Okay, okay. Wait. 814 00:38:55,231 --> 00:38:56,632 Do you think they'll be able to follow us? 815 00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:58,268 Let's fucking hope not. 816 00:39:00,503 --> 00:39:01,938 - What the fuck? - Start the car! 817 00:39:01,972 --> 00:39:03,340 I'm trying! 818 00:39:03,373 --> 00:39:05,108 This is why you buy American, Joe. 819 00:39:05,141 --> 00:39:07,110 Joe! 820 00:39:07,143 --> 00:39:10,713 Oh, holy shit! They jacked up my car! 821 00:39:10,746 --> 00:39:11,882 This company is no joke. 822 00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:13,384 We have to get out of here. 823 00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:15,552 - Could we go to the neighbors? - Yeah, great idea. 824 00:39:15,585 --> 00:39:16,820 - Okay. - Okay, come on, babe. Come on, come on. 825 00:39:20,356 --> 00:39:21,724 You... you child locked us. 826 00:39:21,757 --> 00:39:24,160 Joe, you child locked us in! 827 00:39:24,193 --> 00:39:27,998 Joe! Joe, we're child... We're child locked, Joe! 828 00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:30,833 - How do you not know how to open a door?! - Dude, you child locked us in! 829 00:39:32,068 --> 00:39:33,170 Oh... 830 00:39:35,572 --> 00:39:37,374 - Come on, come on. - This way. This way. This way. 831 00:39:37,407 --> 00:39:39,710 - Holy shit. - Oh... shit. 832 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:45,548 - Ah, it's a fucking ax. - Let's get back in the house. 833 00:39:45,581 --> 00:39:47,550 - Joe, come on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on. 834 00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:50,253 Uh, fuck! Fuck! 835 00:39:53,456 --> 00:39:54,724 Okay. 836 00:39:54,757 --> 00:39:56,159 The outside was a terrible idea. 837 00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:57,461 To the bedroom. 838 00:40:01,197 --> 00:40:03,166 - Oh, my God. - Where are the police? 839 00:40:03,199 --> 00:40:04,934 They're supposed to be here by now. 840 00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:06,369 Oh, fuck. 841 00:40:06,402 --> 00:40:08,004 Wait. Wh-where's Ash? 842 00:40:08,038 --> 00:40:09,239 I thought she was with you. 843 00:40:09,271 --> 00:40:11,407 Oh, shit. You think they got her? 844 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,910 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 845 00:40:13,943 --> 00:40:15,913 Lindsey, get out of my way. 846 00:40:15,945 --> 00:40:17,748 - Okay, get out of my way right now. - Oh, come on. 847 00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:19,349 They're weeding us out one by one. 848 00:40:19,382 --> 00:40:22,052 Every horror movie needs to stretch out the suspense. 849 00:40:22,085 --> 00:40:24,253 I wonder which one of us will be next. 850 00:40:24,286 --> 00:40:26,689 Guys, whether or not this is a part of it, 851 00:40:26,722 --> 00:40:28,391 we shouldn't go back out there. 852 00:40:28,425 --> 00:40:30,594 No, oh, no, no. Open the fucking door. 853 00:40:30,626 --> 00:40:32,596 - Open it right now. - Ben, she's gone. 854 00:40:32,628 --> 00:40:34,297 Okay, we can't go back out there. 855 00:40:34,331 --> 00:40:35,899 My wife is out there, okay? 856 00:40:35,931 --> 00:40:37,733 I'm gonna help her. I'm gonna find her. 857 00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:40,036 Listen, listen, listen. Just please think about it. 858 00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:41,605 Okay, we cannot separate. We have to stay together. 859 00:40:41,637 --> 00:40:43,406 Going out there and leaving us 860 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,375 - isn't gonna bring her back. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. 861 00:40:45,407 --> 00:40:47,978 Number one rule of horror movies. Stay together. 862 00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:50,279 If you say horror movie one more time, 863 00:40:50,313 --> 00:40:51,914 I will fucking kill you myself. 864 00:40:51,947 --> 00:40:53,282 Do you understand? Get out of the way. 865 00:40:53,315 --> 00:40:54,650 I'm gonna find my wife. 866 00:40:54,684 --> 00:40:56,487 What did you... 867 00:40:56,519 --> 00:40:58,121 - Just open it. - Sliding... sliding... 868 00:40:58,153 --> 00:41:00,590 It's a sliding lock. 869 00:41:00,623 --> 00:41:01,991 No, no, you're not going 870 00:41:02,025 --> 00:41:03,727 - back out there. - Oh, come on! 871 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,128 Can you please call the police again? 872 00:41:05,161 --> 00:41:07,130 They're supposed to be here by now. 873 00:41:07,163 --> 00:41:09,333 Lindsey, I am trying to tell you that all of this 874 00:41:09,365 --> 00:41:11,335 - is Fear Inc. - I don't fucking care. 875 00:41:11,367 --> 00:41:12,835 - Call them! - Okay, I will, I will. 876 00:41:12,869 --> 00:41:14,403 Uh... 877 00:41:14,436 --> 00:41:15,905 No, I got no bars. Okay, I can't call out. 878 00:41:15,938 --> 00:41:17,907 - Would you... - Look, look, look, um, uh... 879 00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:19,509 Have you... have you seen "The Game"? 880 00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:20,911 What the hell is "The Game"? 881 00:41:20,943 --> 00:41:22,346 From the '90s. "The Game." 882 00:41:22,378 --> 00:41:24,581 - No! - Holy shit. 883 00:41:24,614 --> 00:41:26,148 Okay, uh, okay. 884 00:41:26,181 --> 00:41:28,317 Sean Penn buys Michael Douglas a game... an experience, 885 00:41:28,351 --> 00:41:30,320 and he has to try and figure out 886 00:41:30,353 --> 00:41:31,989 what's real and what's part of the game. 887 00:41:32,021 --> 00:41:33,923 In the end, it's all part of the game. 888 00:41:33,956 --> 00:41:35,992 Yeah, okay, but this isn't a fucking game! 889 00:41:36,025 --> 00:41:37,527 Did you hear anything Ben said yesterday?! 890 00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:40,297 Come on, it's David fucking Fincher, man. 891 00:41:40,329 --> 00:41:41,697 Joe... 892 00:41:41,731 --> 00:41:43,267 I get that you are having a good time, 893 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,601 but I am not, 894 00:41:44,634 --> 00:41:46,469 and I don't want to get hurt. 895 00:41:46,503 --> 00:41:49,006 Okay, okay, like let's just breathe for a second. 896 00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:50,440 Let's just breathe, okay? 897 00:41:50,472 --> 00:41:52,208 I mean, this... 898 00:41:52,242 --> 00:41:54,010 this is turning out better than I ever hoped it would be. 899 00:41:54,043 --> 00:41:56,312 I know, I know, I know. 900 00:41:56,346 --> 00:41:58,014 I love you. 901 00:41:58,047 --> 00:41:59,682 Okay, I'm listening. 902 00:41:59,715 --> 00:42:01,518 I love you. 903 00:42:01,550 --> 00:42:02,652 You know? 904 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,889 I gotta say, like, 905 00:42:05,922 --> 00:42:07,724 isn't this fun? 906 00:42:07,757 --> 00:42:09,860 Seeing you get all passionate. 907 00:42:09,893 --> 00:42:12,028 This is great. Come on, this is fun. 908 00:42:12,061 --> 00:42:13,563 Are you hard? 909 00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:15,032 Uh, look, I just... ah! 910 00:42:15,065 --> 00:42:17,067 You're being such an asshole! 911 00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:18,501 Sorry, sorry, I just... 912 00:42:18,534 --> 00:42:20,336 The... the mood, the lighting, the murder. 913 00:42:20,369 --> 00:42:22,338 It just felt right. I don't know. 914 00:42:22,371 --> 00:42:23,739 I got carried away, okay? 915 00:42:23,773 --> 00:42:26,076 The point is is that this... this is a game. 916 00:42:26,108 --> 00:42:28,478 And out there, that's our best chance to win. 917 00:42:28,510 --> 00:42:30,246 Right now, in here, I mean, 918 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,682 we're missing the whole thing. 919 00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:33,050 We are missing everything. 920 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:35,418 Either way, we're white, we're rich. 921 00:42:35,452 --> 00:42:36,920 The cops are gonna be here any second. 922 00:42:36,952 --> 00:42:38,822 The cops were supposed to be here ages ago. 923 00:42:38,855 --> 00:42:40,057 I don't think they're coming. 924 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:42,059 Okay, look, um, 925 00:42:42,092 --> 00:42:44,061 if this is real, all right, 926 00:42:44,094 --> 00:42:45,896 they know we're in here 927 00:42:45,929 --> 00:42:48,532 and we are... we are just sitting and waiting to die. 928 00:42:48,565 --> 00:42:49,932 All right, and I don't want to do that. 929 00:42:49,965 --> 00:42:51,668 But if this is a game, and I think it is, 930 00:42:51,701 --> 00:42:54,204 then... then they probably want us to go out there and play. 931 00:42:54,237 --> 00:42:56,206 Either way, we shouldn't be 932 00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:57,907 sitting here in this room, okay? 933 00:43:00,610 --> 00:43:01,612 Okay. 934 00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:04,681 - Okay? - Yes, fine. 935 00:43:04,713 --> 00:43:06,849 Really? 936 00:43:06,882 --> 00:43:08,851 Oh, that is... that is great. 937 00:43:08,885 --> 00:43:10,954 That's so great. Oh, we need a weapon. 938 00:43:10,987 --> 00:43:12,289 - Yeah. - Okay, well, just be careful. 939 00:43:12,322 --> 00:43:13,724 Do you know what you're doing? 940 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:15,125 Yeah, I've seen a lot of movies, Lind's. 941 00:43:15,157 --> 00:43:16,360 I think I know what I'm doing. 942 00:43:16,393 --> 00:43:18,561 - All right. - Check this out. 943 00:43:18,594 --> 00:43:20,196 Ah! Fuck! 944 00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:23,199 Ah! Oh, my God! 945 00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:25,568 God! Fuck! 946 00:43:25,601 --> 00:43:27,436 Well, I hate to say I told you so. 947 00:43:27,469 --> 00:43:30,640 Not now! Not now, okay? 948 00:43:30,673 --> 00:43:32,942 Ah! God! 949 00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:35,945 Ah! 950 00:43:35,978 --> 00:43:37,380 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 951 00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:39,016 - Come here. - Ah! Ah! Ah! 952 00:43:41,418 --> 00:43:44,054 Fucking nice, MacGyver. 953 00:43:44,086 --> 00:43:45,454 Okay. 954 00:43:45,487 --> 00:43:46,889 Where is... 955 00:43:46,922 --> 00:43:48,491 Why are there so many bottles in here? 956 00:43:48,525 --> 00:43:50,059 Ah, I like to pretend I'm in Narnia. 957 00:43:50,092 --> 00:43:51,293 Sometimes the drinking helps. 958 00:43:51,327 --> 00:43:52,729 You might need a therapist. 959 00:43:52,762 --> 00:43:53,830 - Okay. - Okay. 960 00:43:53,862 --> 00:43:55,365 You ready? 961 00:43:56,632 --> 00:43:58,300 Whoa, ho ho. 962 00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,736 Oh, nice, babe. 963 00:44:00,769 --> 00:44:03,139 Okay, here's the plan. 964 00:44:03,172 --> 00:44:06,342 We stay together. You and me no matter what. 965 00:44:06,376 --> 00:44:08,144 Also, we should probably 966 00:44:08,177 --> 00:44:10,746 try to be as quiet as possible. 967 00:44:10,780 --> 00:44:12,582 So, my bad on the yelling. 968 00:44:12,614 --> 00:44:14,283 Now, we go outside. 969 00:44:14,317 --> 00:44:16,987 We get to the door, we should be safe. 970 00:44:17,019 --> 00:44:18,989 - I love you. - I love you. 971 00:44:19,021 --> 00:44:20,990 - Um, uh... - Yes? 972 00:44:21,023 --> 00:44:22,291 - Do you wanna... - Yes. 973 00:44:22,324 --> 00:44:23,626 - Okay, thanks. - Here. 974 00:44:24,827 --> 00:44:26,195 - Thanks. - After you. 975 00:44:26,228 --> 00:44:27,630 - I love you. - I love you. 976 00:44:27,664 --> 00:44:28,899 Let's fucking do this. Yeah. 977 00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:35,305 Okay, clear. 978 00:44:35,338 --> 00:44:37,207 Come on. 979 00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,975 - Stay calm. - Can't we just do normal things? 980 00:44:40,009 --> 00:44:42,179 Yeah, next year. 981 00:44:44,179 --> 00:44:46,515 Come on. 982 00:44:46,548 --> 00:44:47,951 Shh, shh, shh. 983 00:44:47,983 --> 00:44:49,686 Joe, I don't like this. 984 00:44:56,259 --> 00:44:57,394 What? 985 00:44:59,496 --> 00:45:01,932 This is actually pretty scary. 986 00:45:03,599 --> 00:45:06,402 Good job, guys. 987 00:45:06,436 --> 00:45:08,405 Very impressive. 988 00:45:19,882 --> 00:45:21,751 What the fuck? 989 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:39,303 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 990 00:45:43,039 --> 00:45:45,942 - Did you hear that? - Yeah. It came from the backyard. 991 00:45:45,974 --> 00:45:47,777 Shh, shh, shh. 992 00:45:47,811 --> 00:45:49,211 Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe! 993 00:45:49,244 --> 00:45:50,547 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 994 00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:55,050 Come on. 995 00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:56,252 Please, please, let me just... 996 00:45:56,286 --> 00:45:57,221 Come on. 997 00:46:04,159 --> 00:46:06,562 - Jesus Christ, any louder? - Such a loud door. 998 00:46:06,596 --> 00:46:08,565 I know. I know. 999 00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:25,314 K-k-k... Ha-ha-ha... 1000 00:46:25,347 --> 00:46:27,083 Sorry. 1001 00:46:38,027 --> 00:46:38,929 Ah! 1002 00:46:43,532 --> 00:46:45,801 Oh, this is so... 1003 00:46:45,835 --> 00:46:48,672 - Fuck! Fuck! - Lindsey. 1004 00:46:48,704 --> 00:46:51,407 Quit. That's too much. This is just too much. 1005 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,409 It's "Friday the 13th." 1006 00:46:53,443 --> 00:46:54,811 I don't fucking care. 1007 00:46:54,844 --> 00:46:56,413 Where are these psychos coming from? 1008 00:46:56,445 --> 00:46:58,815 Man, these prosthetics are so real. 1009 00:46:58,847 --> 00:47:00,817 - Will you stop it? - Right, right, right, right. 1010 00:47:00,849 --> 00:47:02,652 Okay, this guy could be anywhere. 1011 00:47:02,684 --> 00:47:04,487 So look alive. Oh, I'm so sorry. 1012 00:47:04,519 --> 00:47:06,322 Joe, she's pinned to the tree? 1013 00:47:06,356 --> 00:47:08,625 - We can't just leave her. - Right, hold tight. 1014 00:47:08,657 --> 00:47:10,293 We are gonna get you down from here, okay? 1015 00:47:10,326 --> 00:47:13,929 Yes. 1016 00:47:13,963 --> 00:47:15,298 Just... just calm down, all right? 1017 00:47:15,331 --> 00:47:18,168 Just focus on slow, steady breathing. 1018 00:47:18,201 --> 00:47:21,804 He's here. 1019 00:47:21,838 --> 00:47:24,507 - Hmm? - Run. 1020 00:47:24,539 --> 00:47:27,143 No, okay? We won't leave you. 1021 00:47:27,175 --> 00:47:28,677 Go. 1022 00:47:28,710 --> 00:47:31,046 - Okay, sorry. - Come on! 1023 00:47:31,079 --> 00:47:32,615 Come on. 1024 00:47:32,648 --> 00:47:34,217 Back inside. Back inside. 1025 00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:37,219 - In the door! In the door! - I know! I know! 1026 00:47:37,253 --> 00:47:39,756 - Close it! Close it! - I know! 1027 00:47:45,228 --> 00:47:47,030 No, no, no. I think they can be out there. 1028 00:47:47,063 --> 00:47:48,664 - That's where they got Bill. - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 1029 00:47:48,697 --> 00:47:50,866 - Oh, shit, look! - What're we gonna do? 1030 00:47:50,900 --> 00:47:53,537 Uh, don't worry. He can't get inside. 1031 00:47:56,672 --> 00:47:59,241 - Ah, fuck! - I thought you said the doors were locked. 1032 00:47:59,275 --> 00:48:01,543 Hey, man, let's just take a timeout, okay? 1033 00:48:01,577 --> 00:48:03,346 There's a bat in the bedroom. Go get the bat. 1034 00:48:03,378 --> 00:48:04,880 - Why? - Hey, man, let's just... 1035 00:48:04,914 --> 00:48:06,583 let's just calm down, okay? 1036 00:48:06,615 --> 00:48:08,619 We've all had fun. 1037 00:48:11,219 --> 00:48:14,056 You have watched one too many horror films, man. 1038 00:48:15,692 --> 00:48:18,762 Okay. 1039 00:48:18,795 --> 00:48:20,563 We cool? 1040 00:48:22,465 --> 00:48:23,567 Hug it out? 1041 00:48:30,472 --> 00:48:32,409 Ugh! 1042 00:48:34,476 --> 00:48:36,646 What the fuck, man? 1043 00:49:11,246 --> 00:49:12,949 Yes. 1044 00:49:23,626 --> 00:49:26,129 Holy fuck, man. 1045 00:49:26,161 --> 00:49:27,329 Are you good? 1046 00:49:29,331 --> 00:49:31,800 Gosh, this is intense. 1047 00:49:31,833 --> 00:49:34,436 Ben, this looks... 1048 00:49:34,469 --> 00:49:37,406 fucking amazing. 1049 00:49:39,442 --> 00:49:42,177 Hello, Joe. 1050 00:49:42,210 --> 00:49:44,413 Hello... 1051 00:49:44,447 --> 00:49:46,249 Jigsaw? 1052 00:49:46,282 --> 00:49:48,451 Unfortunately for you, Joe, 1053 00:49:48,483 --> 00:49:49,853 I'm not a puppet on a tricycle. 1054 00:49:49,885 --> 00:49:51,688 I'm very real. 1055 00:49:51,721 --> 00:49:54,257 And so is this experience you are so sure is a game. 1056 00:49:54,289 --> 00:49:57,626 But, hey, who doesn't enjoy games? Here is yours. 1057 00:49:57,659 --> 00:50:00,462 Oh, man. This is too good. 1058 00:50:00,496 --> 00:50:02,198 This is too good. 1059 00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:07,137 This is your girlfriend Lindsey. 1060 00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:08,605 Oh, man. 1061 00:50:08,637 --> 00:50:10,472 Did you know they were gonna do that? 1062 00:50:10,505 --> 00:50:12,442 In order to save her, 1063 00:50:12,474 --> 00:50:15,878 your friend Ben here has volunteered to play a game with you. 1064 00:50:15,911 --> 00:50:19,014 On this table, lies the necessary tool. 1065 00:50:19,047 --> 00:50:21,016 Phase one, 1066 00:50:21,050 --> 00:50:23,353 the clue isn't in seeable form. 1067 00:50:23,385 --> 00:50:26,456 In the original, his right foot led to freedom. 1068 00:50:26,489 --> 00:50:30,025 Today, her life depends on his left hand. 1069 00:50:30,059 --> 00:50:31,628 You have two minutes. 1070 00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:33,829 Does she live or die? 1071 00:50:36,599 --> 00:50:38,134 Ah, okay, okay, okay. 1072 00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:39,869 His right foot. Ben's left hand. 1073 00:50:40,001 --> 00:50:41,304 His right foot. Ben's left hand. 1074 00:50:41,336 --> 00:50:42,871 Ah... 1075 00:50:43,005 --> 00:50:44,140 Ah... 1076 00:50:44,172 --> 00:50:45,340 Original. Original. 1077 00:50:45,373 --> 00:50:47,643 Ah... 1078 00:50:47,677 --> 00:50:49,312 Ah... da, da, da. 1079 00:50:49,344 --> 00:50:51,047 Fuck! 1080 00:50:51,079 --> 00:50:53,516 Oh, shit! 1081 00:50:53,548 --> 00:50:56,518 I need to... I need to cut his leg off for the first one. 1082 00:50:56,552 --> 00:50:59,689 Do you want me to cut his arm off? 1083 00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:05,662 Um... 1084 00:51:05,695 --> 00:51:07,097 Uh, the blade is real. 1085 00:51:08,530 --> 00:51:10,333 Hey! 1086 00:51:10,365 --> 00:51:12,201 There's a real blade on this! 1087 00:51:14,269 --> 00:51:15,505 Uh, Joe. 1088 00:51:15,538 --> 00:51:16,940 Okay. 1089 00:51:16,972 --> 00:51:18,340 Okay, it's a game. It's a game. 1090 00:51:18,373 --> 00:51:19,908 It's a game. Hey, man. 1091 00:51:19,942 --> 00:51:21,543 You gotta tell me. Is this real? 1092 00:51:22,978 --> 00:51:25,181 Or is this part of the game, man? 1093 00:51:25,213 --> 00:51:26,583 Just give me anything. Blink at me. 1094 00:51:26,615 --> 00:51:27,717 Give me something. 1095 00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:29,251 Ah, fuck. 1096 00:51:29,284 --> 00:51:30,686 I don't know what that fucking means. 1097 00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:32,788 Joe. Joe. 1098 00:51:32,822 --> 00:51:34,958 All right, no time, no time. 1099 00:51:34,990 --> 00:51:36,860 Okay, um... 1100 00:51:36,893 --> 00:51:39,028 Left arm, left arm, left arm. 1101 00:51:39,061 --> 00:51:40,296 Right. 1102 00:51:40,329 --> 00:51:41,931 David fucking Fincher, man. 1103 00:52:05,621 --> 00:52:08,590 Ah, hey. 1104 00:52:08,623 --> 00:52:10,792 This is... this is a fake hand 1105 00:52:10,826 --> 00:52:13,262 It's a fake hand, man. 1106 00:52:13,295 --> 00:52:15,464 Holy fuck. 1107 00:52:15,498 --> 00:52:18,001 Oh, this is fucking intense! 1108 00:52:18,034 --> 00:52:20,737 Ah! Hah hah! 1109 00:52:20,769 --> 00:52:22,972 Phase one. Complete. 1110 00:52:23,005 --> 00:52:27,010 Phase two. The key to your freedom lies within your friend. 1111 00:52:30,445 --> 00:52:31,681 Where's the fucking key, man? 1112 00:52:33,815 --> 00:52:35,551 Where's the fucking key? 1113 00:52:37,887 --> 00:52:40,023 Where's the key, man? 1114 00:52:40,056 --> 00:52:42,726 Joe? Joe? 1115 00:52:45,527 --> 00:52:47,262 Oh, shit. 1116 00:52:47,295 --> 00:52:49,264 Joe? 1117 00:52:50,865 --> 00:52:52,268 Oh. 1118 00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:54,103 Key's inside, huh? 1119 00:52:54,135 --> 00:52:56,338 Clever girl. Clever girl. 1120 00:52:56,371 --> 00:52:57,540 All right. 1121 00:53:02,177 --> 00:53:03,880 Let's open her up. 1122 00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:10,119 Joe, don't do it! No, Joe! 1123 00:53:10,152 --> 00:53:12,021 Joe! 1124 00:53:13,222 --> 00:53:14,990 Fuck! 1125 00:53:15,023 --> 00:53:16,025 No! 1126 00:53:16,057 --> 00:53:17,025 Uh! 1127 00:53:27,202 --> 00:53:29,172 Easy peasy. 1128 00:53:29,204 --> 00:53:31,173 All right. All right. 1129 00:53:31,206 --> 00:53:32,608 Hold still, Ben. 1130 00:53:36,778 --> 00:53:38,047 Oh. 1131 00:53:44,586 --> 00:53:46,989 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1132 00:53:47,023 --> 00:53:48,557 That's enough. That's enough. 1133 00:53:51,027 --> 00:53:52,262 That's enough. 1134 00:53:56,197 --> 00:53:57,900 That's real blood, man. 1135 00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:05,408 Joe? Joe? 1136 00:54:08,244 --> 00:54:09,913 Joe? 1137 00:54:14,717 --> 00:54:16,786 Ben? 1138 00:54:16,818 --> 00:54:18,788 Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben. No, no, no, no! 1139 00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:21,223 Come on, come on, Ben! 1140 00:54:21,257 --> 00:54:22,557 No, no, no, no, no! 1141 00:54:22,590 --> 00:54:23,726 Ben! 1142 00:54:31,099 --> 00:54:32,601 Ben. 1143 00:54:36,572 --> 00:54:38,275 Ben! 1144 00:54:40,608 --> 00:54:42,011 Ben! 1145 00:54:45,648 --> 00:54:47,450 I'm sorry. 1146 00:55:25,788 --> 00:55:28,490 Joe? Joe? 1147 00:55:30,826 --> 00:55:32,161 Joe? 1148 00:55:32,193 --> 00:55:33,228 Lindsey? 1149 00:55:41,503 --> 00:55:43,472 Lindsey? 1150 00:55:43,505 --> 00:55:45,173 - Joe? - Lindsey? 1151 00:55:45,206 --> 00:55:46,808 Joe? 1152 00:55:46,842 --> 00:55:48,378 - Lindsey? - Joe? 1153 00:55:48,411 --> 00:55:50,713 - I'm coming! - Joe? 1154 00:55:52,514 --> 00:55:53,916 Lindsey? 1155 00:55:55,351 --> 00:55:58,454 Oh, fuck, baby! What did they do to you? 1156 00:56:01,923 --> 00:56:03,826 Oh, shit. 1157 00:56:06,362 --> 00:56:07,530 What the fuck... 1158 00:56:07,563 --> 00:56:09,331 I'm gonna call somebody. 1159 00:56:09,364 --> 00:56:11,000 I'm gonna call somebody, okay? 1160 00:56:15,371 --> 00:56:16,972 Wo 9-1-1, what's your emergency? 1161 00:56:17,005 --> 00:56:18,574 Yeah, w-w-w... 1162 00:56:18,606 --> 00:56:20,509 Someone was supposed to be here awhile ago, okay? 1163 00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,711 My... my fucking friends are dead! 1164 00:56:22,744 --> 00:56:25,714 - My girlfriend... - Okay, You need to calm down, sir. 1165 00:56:25,748 --> 00:56:28,885 Don't tell me to calm down, all right? Did you fucking hear me? 1166 00:56:28,918 --> 00:56:31,887 My... my fucking friends are dead, all right? 1167 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:33,321 Officers are on their way. 1168 00:56:33,355 --> 00:56:35,757 Is there anyone in the house with you? 1169 00:56:35,791 --> 00:56:38,227 I... I don't know. I was a couple guys outside or something like that. 1170 00:56:38,260 --> 00:56:40,563 Uh, there's... I don't think that there's anyone in the house anymore. 1171 00:56:40,596 --> 00:56:42,664 Uh, my... my girlfriend... my girlfriend is here. 1172 00:56:42,697 --> 00:56:44,032 She's... she's alive, okay? 1173 00:56:44,065 --> 00:56:45,500 She's alive, but hurt. 1174 00:56:45,534 --> 00:56:47,336 Okay, okay, good. She's alive. 1175 00:56:47,369 --> 00:56:48,938 Okay? 1176 00:56:48,971 --> 00:56:50,373 Listen, just... just, uh, 1177 00:56:50,405 --> 00:56:52,375 just send help, okay, please, please? 1178 00:56:52,407 --> 00:56:54,376 Please just... just send help. 1179 00:56:54,409 --> 00:56:56,011 Help is on the way, sir. 1180 00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:58,079 Are you sure no one else is in the house? 1181 00:56:58,112 --> 00:56:59,781 Yeah, I... I... I mean... 1182 00:56:59,815 --> 00:57:01,784 I don't see anyone. I think they're all gone. 1183 00:57:01,817 --> 00:57:03,219 I think they're all out of the house. 1184 00:57:03,251 --> 00:57:05,353 Yeah. 1185 00:57:05,387 --> 00:57:06,956 Ahh! 1186 00:57:06,989 --> 00:57:08,490 Ugh! 1187 00:57:14,663 --> 00:57:16,065 Yahh! 1188 00:57:33,014 --> 00:57:35,050 You're making a mistake! 1189 00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:37,286 Fuck you, you piece of shit! 1190 00:57:37,318 --> 00:57:40,989 You asked for this! 1191 00:58:13,521 --> 00:58:16,092 Sir, are you still there? 1192 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:18,360 Sir, what happened? 1193 00:58:18,393 --> 00:58:19,794 Sir, talk to me. 1194 00:58:19,827 --> 00:58:21,797 Hello? Hello? 1195 00:58:21,829 --> 00:58:23,431 What's happening, sir? 1196 00:58:23,465 --> 00:58:25,034 - Hello? - Hello? 1197 00:58:25,067 --> 00:58:27,269 Uh, no, no, no, no, no. Uh, there's a... 1198 00:58:27,302 --> 00:58:30,038 There was a man in the house, but he's, um... 1199 00:58:31,306 --> 00:58:32,807 He's gone now. Um... 1200 00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,010 - Baby, what did you say? - Sir? 1201 00:58:35,043 --> 00:58:36,645 You need to tell me what just happened. 1202 00:58:36,679 --> 00:58:38,047 Baby. 1203 00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:40,282 - Oh, my God. - Sir? Hello? 1204 00:58:40,315 --> 00:58:41,850 Okay, okay. Don't worry, all right? 1205 00:58:41,884 --> 00:58:44,119 - Help is on the way. - What did you do? 1206 00:58:44,152 --> 00:58:46,121 Sir, where is the guy in your house? 1207 00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:48,457 There is a guy still in the house. 1208 00:58:48,489 --> 00:58:50,792 So, uh, I... I... I... 1209 00:58:50,826 --> 00:58:52,561 - I killed him. - Oh, fuck. 1210 00:58:52,594 --> 00:58:53,628 Oh, fuck. 1211 00:58:53,661 --> 00:58:54,896 Are you still on the phone? 1212 00:58:54,929 --> 00:58:57,567 Yeah, it... it's the police. 1213 00:58:57,599 --> 00:58:59,302 Hang up the fucking phone! 1214 00:58:59,335 --> 00:59:00,536 - What're you... - Sir, did you... 1215 00:59:00,568 --> 00:59:02,672 Hang it up! 1216 00:59:02,704 --> 00:59:04,273 What the hell is going on, Lindsey? 1217 00:59:11,179 --> 00:59:13,481 He's dead. 1218 00:59:13,514 --> 00:59:15,016 Yeah, he's dead. Okay? 1219 00:59:15,050 --> 00:59:17,219 You were right, you guys were right all along. 1220 00:59:17,251 --> 00:59:19,087 These people are fucked up. 1221 00:59:19,121 --> 00:59:20,756 They killed our friends! 1222 00:59:20,789 --> 00:59:23,626 They didn't! They didn't! Okay? 1223 00:59:27,563 --> 00:59:29,265 Okay. 1224 00:59:45,079 --> 00:59:49,018 Lindsey, what's happening? 1225 00:59:49,050 --> 00:59:50,753 What's happening, I thought this was... 1226 00:59:50,786 --> 00:59:52,722 I thought this was a game. 1227 00:59:54,989 --> 00:59:58,560 Look at Ben. Did I kill... 1228 00:59:58,594 --> 01:00:00,563 Did I... 1229 01:00:00,596 --> 01:00:02,364 No, no, no, you didn't... 1230 01:00:02,398 --> 01:00:04,934 Hey, hey, this is what you wanted. 1231 01:00:04,967 --> 01:00:08,304 This isn't what I want. This is not what I want. 1232 01:00:08,336 --> 01:00:10,539 It was Fear, Inc. Fear Inc. happened. 1233 01:00:10,572 --> 01:00:11,941 That's what's been happening. 1234 01:00:11,974 --> 01:00:16,211 Then why did you guys keep trying to stop it? 1235 01:00:16,244 --> 01:00:19,581 Because we wanted you to believe it was real! 1236 01:00:19,614 --> 01:00:22,250 Heyo! Oh, hey! Wait, wait! 1237 01:00:22,284 --> 01:00:23,818 We're done already? 1238 01:00:23,851 --> 01:00:26,054 I thought we were going till like 4:00-something, right? 1239 01:00:26,088 --> 01:00:29,959 I'm not complaining, but this thing was really digging into my leg. 1240 01:00:29,992 --> 01:00:31,994 What, really? 1241 01:00:32,027 --> 01:00:33,963 I thought you were dead, man. 1242 01:00:33,996 --> 01:00:35,764 - No, you didn't. - I thought you were dead. 1243 01:00:35,797 --> 01:00:37,666 No. What? 1244 01:00:37,699 --> 01:00:40,168 So, what, you guys were in on this? 1245 01:00:40,202 --> 01:00:42,938 In on it? I convinced them to do it. 1246 01:00:42,971 --> 01:00:44,239 We knew that you'd love it. 1247 01:00:44,273 --> 01:00:45,908 It's fucking awesome, wasn't it? 1248 01:00:45,940 --> 01:00:49,277 - That's... - Um, we have a problem. 1249 01:00:49,311 --> 01:00:50,446 Oh, no, what happened? 1250 01:00:50,478 --> 01:00:52,747 Um... 1251 01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:55,018 What did you do? 1252 01:01:00,889 --> 01:01:03,425 Oh, fuck. 1253 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:05,694 Is that guy dead? 1254 01:01:05,728 --> 01:01:07,096 Oh, my God. 1255 01:01:07,128 --> 01:01:09,664 I thought you two were dead, you know. 1256 01:01:09,697 --> 01:01:11,366 What? We're fine. 1257 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,436 The only person that's dead is this fucking actor, 1258 01:01:14,469 --> 01:01:17,038 you fucking idiot, what is wrong with you? 1259 01:01:17,072 --> 01:01:18,840 How was I supposed to know? 1260 01:01:18,873 --> 01:01:21,009 This all didn't seem a little too much to you? 1261 01:01:21,043 --> 01:01:25,014 All the horror movie shit. This, this, you believed this? 1262 01:01:25,047 --> 01:01:27,382 Yeah, I did think it was fake, okay? 1263 01:01:27,416 --> 01:01:29,452 That's why I wanted to do it. 1264 01:01:29,485 --> 01:01:31,987 But then it started to happen and it was so real. 1265 01:01:32,019 --> 01:01:34,355 I thought I was doing the right thing! 1266 01:01:34,389 --> 01:01:37,526 You guys are good actors! 1267 01:01:37,559 --> 01:01:39,829 Oh, Jesus. 1268 01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:43,065 Oh, fuck, they're calling. What are we gonna do? 1269 01:01:43,097 --> 01:01:44,532 Ash, we're getting out of here, come on. 1270 01:01:44,565 --> 01:01:46,000 - But... - Come on, baby, let's go! 1271 01:01:46,034 --> 01:01:47,403 What? No! 1272 01:01:47,436 --> 01:01:49,038 - Come on. - You can't leave us here! 1273 01:01:49,070 --> 01:01:51,574 No, these people are actually crazy, Joe, 1274 01:01:51,606 --> 01:01:52,974 and you just took this shit to a whole different level now. 1275 01:01:53,007 --> 01:01:54,643 Yeah, but we're in this together! 1276 01:01:54,675 --> 01:01:57,246 No, we're not. You fucking killed one of them, Joe! 1277 01:01:57,278 --> 01:01:59,748 I mean, what do you think they're going to do to us when they find out, huh? 1278 01:02:02,617 --> 01:02:05,688 I'm sorry, but these guys are going to come back 1279 01:02:05,721 --> 01:02:07,690 and we have a family to think about. 1280 01:02:07,722 --> 01:02:09,023 - Come on, baby. - Let's go. 1281 01:02:09,056 --> 01:02:11,259 No, you can't leave! 1282 01:02:11,293 --> 01:02:15,898 We have to call the cops. Why the hell aren't the fucking cops here? 1283 01:02:15,931 --> 01:02:17,099 That's because... Hey, hey, that's because 1284 01:02:17,132 --> 01:02:19,601 they weren't the cops, all right? 1285 01:02:19,635 --> 01:02:21,903 I'm sorry, what? 1286 01:02:21,936 --> 01:02:23,873 Joe, this wasn't a little gimmick, 1287 01:02:23,905 --> 01:02:25,775 this was a big fucking deal. 1288 01:02:25,807 --> 01:02:26,876 Last week they reconfigured 1289 01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:28,443 our entire electrical system. 1290 01:02:28,476 --> 01:02:30,112 They even reprogrammed your phone 1291 01:02:30,144 --> 01:02:33,416 so that all of your 911 calls go directly to Fear, Inc. 1292 01:02:34,949 --> 01:02:37,051 So you're telling me that this whole time 1293 01:02:37,085 --> 01:02:39,121 I was talking to one of their employees? 1294 01:02:39,153 --> 01:02:40,889 You didn't think it was at all strange 1295 01:02:40,922 --> 01:02:42,257 that nobody showed up here? 1296 01:02:52,668 --> 01:02:56,438 You're right. You're right. 1297 01:02:56,471 --> 01:03:00,208 This is my fault. 1298 01:03:00,242 --> 01:03:02,011 I'm gonna turn myself in. 1299 01:03:02,143 --> 01:03:04,712 I'm gonna turn myself in. 1300 01:03:04,746 --> 01:03:06,215 And I'm gonna tell them that you guys 1301 01:03:06,248 --> 01:03:08,450 had nothing to do with it. 1302 01:03:08,483 --> 01:03:13,422 That this was on me, okay? And that they'll leave you guys out of it. 1303 01:03:13,454 --> 01:03:15,423 What did this company expect? 1304 01:03:15,456 --> 01:03:16,759 What did they expect? 1305 01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:18,960 Okay, Joe, listen. This company. 1306 01:03:18,994 --> 01:03:22,298 They're not exactly a part of the Better Business Bureau. 1307 01:03:22,331 --> 01:03:25,000 Okay? They're not gonna let us get away with this. 1308 01:03:25,032 --> 01:03:29,438 So are you saying that we shouldn't call the police? 1309 01:03:29,471 --> 01:03:32,340 Lindsey, we're not gangsters! 1310 01:03:32,373 --> 01:03:34,109 We're not gonna dump the body! 1311 01:03:37,179 --> 01:03:39,682 No, that's exactly what we're gonna do. 1312 01:03:39,715 --> 01:03:40,916 That's what we have to do, 1313 01:03:40,949 --> 01:03:42,684 we have to get rid of the body. 1314 01:03:42,717 --> 01:03:45,753 We say it ended at 3:00, 1315 01:03:45,786 --> 01:03:49,757 we had a great time, and then he left. 1316 01:03:49,791 --> 01:03:51,760 We just... hey, we just have to pretend 1317 01:03:51,793 --> 01:03:53,596 that we have no idea that something went wrong. 1318 01:03:53,628 --> 01:03:55,630 Ben and Ashley, they will vouch for us 1319 01:03:55,664 --> 01:03:57,533 because they don't want this to go any further either. 1320 01:03:57,565 --> 01:03:59,534 Who would hire a company like this? 1321 01:03:59,568 --> 01:04:00,536 You would! 1322 01:04:07,909 --> 01:04:09,844 Okay, listen. My uncle, 1323 01:04:09,878 --> 01:04:12,114 he has this plot of undeveloped land 1324 01:04:12,146 --> 01:04:13,782 in the desert just outside of San Bernardino, 1325 01:04:13,815 --> 01:04:17,619 we're gonna take the body there, we're gonna dump it 1326 01:04:17,652 --> 01:04:20,355 and then we're gonna come back here and pretend like nothing happened, okay? 1327 01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:24,059 I can't believe this is happening. 1328 01:04:24,092 --> 01:04:26,628 I just can't believe this is happening. 1329 01:04:26,661 --> 01:04:30,198 I know, but it is. And I have to try and get us out of it. 1330 01:04:44,278 --> 01:04:46,347 Careful, careful, careful, careful. 1331 01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:49,518 Watch out for the roses. 1332 01:04:50,619 --> 01:04:52,655 Oh, fuck, the car! 1333 01:04:52,688 --> 01:04:56,557 Fuck! Okay, let's go! 1334 01:04:56,590 --> 01:04:58,326 He's gotta have the keys on him! 1335 01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,329 Okay, hold him. 1336 01:05:00,362 --> 01:05:01,764 This is disgusting! 1337 01:05:01,797 --> 01:05:04,733 Awesome! Okay! 1338 01:05:06,233 --> 01:05:08,369 Okay, great, you're gonna get the van, 1339 01:05:08,402 --> 01:05:09,904 you're gonna reverse it into the driveway, 1340 01:05:09,938 --> 01:05:11,073 and then I'm gonna go get a shovel, okay? 1341 01:05:11,106 --> 01:05:13,208 We're gonna take their van? 1342 01:05:18,447 --> 01:05:20,115 Stop, stop! 1343 01:05:25,721 --> 01:05:27,456 Holy shit! 1344 01:05:27,489 --> 01:05:30,592 These people take their jobs fucking seriously. 1345 01:05:30,625 --> 01:05:32,927 That's why we have to get the fuck out of here. 1346 01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:34,930 Okay, come on. 1347 01:05:41,902 --> 01:05:43,905 - Okay. - Oh, man. 1348 01:06:25,179 --> 01:06:26,815 Jesus Christ. 1349 01:06:26,847 --> 01:06:28,317 What? 1350 01:06:32,019 --> 01:06:35,690 Oh, my God. They've researched us for weeks. 1351 01:06:35,724 --> 01:06:39,695 They have phone numbers, pictures, receipts... 1352 01:06:44,632 --> 01:06:47,402 They know everything about us, Joe. 1353 01:07:04,485 --> 01:07:06,821 Fuck! It's Fear, Inc. 1354 01:07:06,855 --> 01:07:08,557 It's fucking them. It's fucking them! 1355 01:07:08,590 --> 01:07:10,492 Okay, fine, just look ahead. 1356 01:07:10,525 --> 01:07:13,262 Just look ahead. Don't look at them. 1357 01:07:23,237 --> 01:07:24,940 - Oh, fuck! - Fucking shit! 1358 01:07:26,574 --> 01:07:30,478 Okay, see? Just some fucking teenagers 1359 01:07:30,512 --> 01:07:31,513 on their way home from a party. 1360 01:07:31,545 --> 01:07:32,513 It's fine. 1361 01:07:32,547 --> 01:07:33,648 Okay, just drive slowly. 1362 01:07:33,681 --> 01:07:37,418 Be safe, be calm, it's fine. 1363 01:07:37,452 --> 01:07:39,889 It's fine. 1364 01:08:13,554 --> 01:08:15,890 Fuck! We're being fucking pulled over! 1365 01:08:15,923 --> 01:08:18,694 Joe! I told you to not do anything stupid! 1366 01:08:18,726 --> 01:08:21,028 How fast were you going? 1367 01:08:21,061 --> 01:08:22,765 Oh, fuck! 1368 01:08:51,626 --> 01:08:53,561 In a rush, are we? 1369 01:08:53,595 --> 01:08:56,597 I'm really sorry, Officer. 1370 01:08:56,631 --> 01:08:59,168 You had anything to drink tonight? 1371 01:08:59,201 --> 01:09:01,103 Uh, no, no. Not at all. 1372 01:09:01,136 --> 01:09:04,406 I've been at home all night. 1373 01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:08,476 It's the middle of the night, driving recklessly... 1374 01:09:08,510 --> 01:09:11,445 Yeah, it's 'cause we're actually late for a flight. 1375 01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:13,148 We were supposed to be going to Hawaii. 1376 01:09:13,180 --> 01:09:14,515 It's a second honeymoon of sorts. 1377 01:09:14,548 --> 01:09:18,787 Wow, Hawaii. I'm jealous. 1378 01:09:18,819 --> 01:09:20,288 Yeah. 1379 01:09:22,122 --> 01:09:23,991 All right, license and registration 1380 01:09:24,024 --> 01:09:25,626 and I'll make this as quick and painless as possible. 1381 01:09:25,659 --> 01:09:28,363 Thank you, Officer. 1382 01:09:28,395 --> 01:09:29,731 I guess it's... 1383 01:09:37,738 --> 01:09:39,173 Shit, um, actually it looks like 1384 01:09:39,207 --> 01:09:44,613 I forgot my wallet at home, Officer. 1385 01:09:44,645 --> 01:09:50,152 How were you planning on getting on a flight with no ID? 1386 01:09:50,185 --> 01:09:53,789 A young couple, driving an unmarked van 1387 01:09:53,822 --> 01:09:58,126 with no license plates toward the desert this late? 1388 01:09:58,158 --> 01:10:00,094 You got a body in the back of this thing? 1389 01:10:04,532 --> 01:10:06,168 I'm just yanking your chain. 1390 01:10:11,171 --> 01:10:12,974 I'm gonna run this registration. 1391 01:10:13,007 --> 01:10:15,010 Mind if I grab your license, honey, 1392 01:10:15,042 --> 01:10:16,978 just to have something to put in the file? 1393 01:10:17,011 --> 01:10:19,480 You know, you won't believe this, 1394 01:10:19,514 --> 01:10:22,984 but I think I've left it at home, too. 1395 01:10:23,018 --> 01:10:24,853 With his. 1396 01:10:24,886 --> 01:10:26,154 Doesn't look like you two 1397 01:10:26,186 --> 01:10:28,289 are gonna be going to Hawaii this morning. 1398 01:10:31,725 --> 01:10:34,195 Oh, we're fucked. We're totally fucked. 1399 01:10:34,229 --> 01:10:35,896 I knew we should have gone to cops when this all started! 1400 01:10:35,930 --> 01:10:37,666 Hey, calm down! 1401 01:10:37,698 --> 01:10:39,667 Aside from speeding, we haven't done anything wrong. 1402 01:10:39,701 --> 01:10:41,036 He has no reason to search the van, 1403 01:10:41,069 --> 01:10:42,504 all right? 1404 01:10:42,537 --> 01:10:43,739 What if he's Fear, Inc.? 1405 01:10:43,771 --> 01:10:45,740 Joe, he's a fucking cop. 1406 01:10:45,774 --> 01:10:47,509 Oh, I don't know, 1407 01:10:47,542 --> 01:10:49,711 my head is all screwed up from this whole thing. 1408 01:10:49,743 --> 01:10:51,612 What if he's one of them and he wants to take us back 1409 01:10:51,645 --> 01:10:53,081 to his warehouse and kill us or something? 1410 01:10:53,113 --> 01:10:54,448 Okay, you have to stop. 1411 01:10:54,481 --> 01:10:56,451 This is just gonna make things worse. 1412 01:10:56,484 --> 01:10:58,353 We're going to be fine, 1413 01:10:58,386 --> 01:10:59,454 we haven't done anything wrong. 1414 01:10:59,487 --> 01:11:01,489 All right? Okay, stay calm. 1415 01:11:07,328 --> 01:11:11,733 Tell me, Mr. Foster, what is Customized Events, LLC, 1416 01:11:11,765 --> 01:11:14,568 and why are you driving their van to the airport? 1417 01:11:14,601 --> 01:11:17,939 It's my brother's company. You know, when I... 1418 01:11:17,971 --> 01:11:21,277 My car's in the shop and he let's me borrow one of their vans. 1419 01:11:23,645 --> 01:11:26,214 How did you... how did you know my name? 1420 01:11:26,247 --> 01:11:28,150 Sir, you need to calm down. 1421 01:11:28,182 --> 01:11:32,386 I never told you my name and I never gave you my license. 1422 01:11:32,420 --> 01:11:34,122 Calm down, sir. 1423 01:11:34,154 --> 01:11:37,425 Hey, what precinct exactly are you working with? 1424 01:11:37,458 --> 01:11:39,661 I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle. 1425 01:11:48,435 --> 01:11:50,005 Go, go, go! 1426 01:11:50,037 --> 01:11:51,773 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 1427 01:12:27,307 --> 01:12:28,777 Hey, ready? 1428 01:12:28,810 --> 01:12:30,011 Yeah, yeah. 1429 01:12:30,043 --> 01:12:32,680 Joe... Ooh. 1430 01:12:32,713 --> 01:12:34,048 Okay. 1431 01:12:34,082 --> 01:12:37,853 All right, um, on three, I guess, okay? 1432 01:12:37,886 --> 01:12:40,222 Yeah. Oh, God! 1433 01:12:40,255 --> 01:12:41,489 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 1434 01:12:41,523 --> 01:12:43,525 Real quick. 1435 01:12:46,261 --> 01:12:47,996 Did you hear that? 1436 01:12:50,097 --> 01:12:51,832 - Is that... - What? 1437 01:12:51,865 --> 01:12:53,335 How the fuck did they find us? 1438 01:12:53,368 --> 01:12:55,170 Oh, my God, there's gotta be GPS in the van. 1439 01:12:55,203 --> 01:12:57,205 - Uh, - Joe, what do we... 1440 01:12:57,238 --> 01:12:59,775 This way, run, run! 1441 01:13:03,243 --> 01:13:05,012 Get down! Get down! 1442 01:13:06,180 --> 01:13:07,882 Shh, shh, shh. 1443 01:13:12,554 --> 01:13:15,690 What are they gonna do, What are they gonna do, What are they gonna do? 1444 01:13:40,981 --> 01:13:43,585 Joe! 1445 01:13:43,618 --> 01:13:45,320 We know you're out here, Joe! 1446 01:13:47,322 --> 01:13:49,257 I'll make you a deal. 1447 01:13:49,289 --> 01:13:53,228 Come on out, we let the princess live. 1448 01:13:55,930 --> 01:13:58,801 Abe, you hear that? 1449 01:14:04,338 --> 01:14:06,408 It's getting late and I need my beauty sleep. 1450 01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:09,077 What do you say? 1451 01:14:09,109 --> 01:14:12,514 Just turn yourself over and she goes home, safe and sound. 1452 01:14:18,418 --> 01:14:23,291 Last chance. Show her you still got those tiny little balls 1453 01:14:23,323 --> 01:14:25,993 she first fell in love with. 1454 01:14:26,027 --> 01:14:28,063 What's it gonna be, Joe? 1455 01:14:28,095 --> 01:14:32,900 I'm gonna go. I love you. 1456 01:14:32,934 --> 01:14:34,168 - No! - Hey! 1457 01:14:34,202 --> 01:14:35,237 Joe! 1458 01:14:37,204 --> 01:14:38,105 No, man... fuckin'... 1459 01:14:39,207 --> 01:14:41,176 No, don't... 1460 01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:45,279 Wow, Joe. Boyfriend of the year. 1461 01:14:45,313 --> 01:14:46,581 Look, man, it was an accident. 1462 01:14:46,613 --> 01:14:49,183 - Quiet! - It was just a mistake. 1463 01:14:49,216 --> 01:14:51,686 Check him. 1464 01:15:01,194 --> 01:15:03,097 Easy. 1465 01:15:03,131 --> 01:15:04,700 Easy, Cat. 1466 01:15:18,912 --> 01:15:20,815 You people. 1467 01:15:22,149 --> 01:15:23,717 You think you can do whatever you want, 1468 01:15:23,751 --> 01:15:25,554 with no repercussion. 1469 01:15:25,587 --> 01:15:27,556 No, it's not true, man. We thought he... 1470 01:15:29,157 --> 01:15:30,891 We thought the guy... 1471 01:15:30,925 --> 01:15:34,829 Tom, his name was Tom! Did you know he had a wife? 1472 01:15:34,862 --> 01:15:36,331 That he had a fucking daughter? 1473 01:15:36,363 --> 01:15:37,731 I thought he was gonna kill her, man. 1474 01:15:37,765 --> 01:15:39,634 I thought he was gonna kill her. 1475 01:15:39,667 --> 01:15:42,304 That's the service you paid us for. You called us! 1476 01:15:42,337 --> 01:15:44,172 No, we tried! I tried! 1477 01:15:44,204 --> 01:15:46,173 But you guys said it was sold out. 1478 01:15:46,207 --> 01:15:49,811 All right, when it started, yeah, I played along. 1479 01:15:49,844 --> 01:15:52,413 What kind of fucked up company do you guys run? 1480 01:15:52,447 --> 01:15:54,315 You made me think that I killed my friend. 1481 01:15:54,349 --> 01:15:59,020 It was a fucking plastic hand. You're the horror buff, Joe. 1482 01:15:59,052 --> 01:16:00,020 You should have known! 1483 01:16:01,956 --> 01:16:04,192 Please, man you gotta stop, okay? 1484 01:16:04,225 --> 01:16:05,727 It was just an accident, man. 1485 01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,697 - Tie him up. - It's a fucking accident! 1486 01:16:12,466 --> 01:16:14,902 You took my friend's last breath. 1487 01:16:14,935 --> 01:16:16,570 Now we're gonna take hers. 1488 01:16:18,773 --> 01:16:21,543 Lindsey! 1489 01:16:25,212 --> 01:16:28,382 Lindsey! 1490 01:16:32,787 --> 01:16:34,389 Lindsey! 1491 01:16:34,421 --> 01:16:35,422 Let's go! 1492 01:16:35,456 --> 01:16:38,159 Oh, God! 1493 01:17:09,122 --> 01:17:11,158 Oh, God! 1494 01:17:16,596 --> 01:17:18,500 No, no, no, no. 1495 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,143 Please, no. 1496 01:18:39,279 --> 01:18:41,716 No. 1497 01:19:15,216 --> 01:19:19,521 # I'll go # 1498 01:19:19,554 --> 01:19:23,123 # Down this road # 1499 01:19:23,157 --> 01:19:28,128 # To find my brother # 1500 01:19:28,162 --> 01:19:32,266 # I'll go # 1501 01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:36,270 # Down this road # 1502 01:19:36,304 --> 01:19:40,542 # To find a friend # 1503 01:19:40,574 --> 01:19:43,711 # I'll go # 1504 01:19:43,743 --> 01:19:47,314 # Down this road # 1505 01:19:47,347 --> 01:19:51,452 # To find a sinner # 1506 01:19:51,484 --> 01:19:56,056 # In myself # 1507 01:19:56,090 --> 01:20:00,228 # I'll go down # 1508 01:20:00,261 --> 01:20:03,264 # Down # 1509 01:20:03,296 --> 01:20:06,333 # This road # 1510 01:20:06,367 --> 01:20:09,137 # Again. # 1511 01:20:56,384 --> 01:20:59,220 Can I help you? 1512 01:20:59,252 --> 01:21:02,556 Do you have a phone I could use? 1513 01:21:02,590 --> 01:21:05,627 Yeah, we got a phone, but I'm gonna first need you 1514 01:21:05,659 --> 01:21:07,729 to tell me who you are and what happened. 1515 01:21:07,761 --> 01:21:10,664 Some guys, 1516 01:21:10,698 --> 01:21:14,035 they... they killed my girlfriend 1517 01:21:14,068 --> 01:21:17,739 out there in the desert. 1518 01:21:17,771 --> 01:21:20,140 I walked here, I just... 1519 01:21:20,173 --> 01:21:23,944 please... just please can I use your phone? 1520 01:21:35,422 --> 01:21:37,224 Phone's on the counter. 1521 01:22:10,824 --> 01:22:13,360 Was that scary enough for you? 1522 01:22:13,394 --> 01:22:17,632 What? 1523 01:22:17,664 --> 01:22:19,067 Hi. 1524 01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:20,868 Uh... 1525 01:22:20,900 --> 01:22:24,371 Oh, my God, baby. You're... you're alive. 1526 01:22:24,404 --> 01:22:26,039 You're all... you're all right. 1527 01:22:26,073 --> 01:22:28,376 I am. And you are. 1528 01:22:28,408 --> 01:22:30,444 And you did it, you did it. 1529 01:22:30,478 --> 01:22:34,414 Oh, I missed you, too. 1530 01:22:34,448 --> 01:22:36,751 Wait, wait, what do you mean? 1531 01:22:36,783 --> 01:22:37,918 What did I do? 1532 01:22:37,952 --> 01:22:41,422 What did I... what's going on? 1533 01:22:41,454 --> 01:22:43,557 This all part of our package. 1534 01:22:43,591 --> 01:22:47,395 I'm sorry. What? What... 1535 01:22:47,427 --> 01:22:49,396 Are you fucking serious? 1536 01:22:49,430 --> 01:22:52,266 Yeah, I told them how obsessed you were with horror movies, 1537 01:22:52,298 --> 01:22:53,801 and they took it from there, 1538 01:22:53,833 --> 01:22:55,603 they've catered this whole thing to you! 1539 01:22:55,636 --> 01:22:57,572 Okay, so, um... 1540 01:22:57,604 --> 01:23:02,509 Oh, that means that everything... 1541 01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:06,980 that was... that was planned? 1542 01:23:07,014 --> 01:23:08,783 - That was... - Hey, Joe. 1543 01:23:10,784 --> 01:23:11,752 Fuck! 1544 01:23:11,786 --> 01:23:13,820 It's okay. 1545 01:23:13,854 --> 01:23:16,190 Welcome to the wrap party. 1546 01:23:16,222 --> 01:23:18,826 How you feeling, dude? 1547 01:23:18,859 --> 01:23:20,962 Pete, turn up the lights and get some brews, 1548 01:23:20,994 --> 01:23:23,363 cast and crew is on their way. 1549 01:23:23,396 --> 01:23:26,301 After 48 hours of this, we need to decompress. 1550 01:23:34,408 --> 01:23:37,712 - Uh. - Come on, sit down. 1551 01:23:37,744 --> 01:23:40,148 Right there. 1552 01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:42,215 This is... this is crazy. 1553 01:23:42,248 --> 01:23:43,984 Does that mean that Ben and Ashleigh, 1554 01:23:44,018 --> 01:23:45,753 they were in on everything, too? 1555 01:23:48,421 --> 01:23:49,556 Are you kidding me? 1556 01:23:49,590 --> 01:23:50,625 Look at you. He's still scared! 1557 01:23:50,658 --> 01:23:51,893 What is wrong with you? 1558 01:23:51,926 --> 01:23:53,294 You know what hand this is? 1559 01:23:53,327 --> 01:23:54,896 This is my lovemaking hand, Joe. 1560 01:23:54,929 --> 01:23:57,698 Oh, my God. I fucking hate you. 1561 01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:01,536 Aw, well that was an experience. 1562 01:24:01,569 --> 01:24:07,041 An experience? This was a fucking nightmare is what it was. 1563 01:24:07,073 --> 01:24:08,875 Surprise. 1564 01:24:08,908 --> 01:24:09,844 Oh. 1565 01:24:11,444 --> 01:24:13,346 # I said please, baby, please # 1566 01:24:13,380 --> 01:24:16,583 # Won't you just stop jacking with my head? # 1567 01:24:16,617 --> 01:24:21,088 So, um, you guys knew everything that was gonna happen? 1568 01:24:21,122 --> 01:24:24,425 Uh, kind of. We had this, like, bullet-point version, 1569 01:24:24,457 --> 01:24:26,059 but most of it was just improv. 1570 01:24:26,092 --> 01:24:27,894 Not knowing everything probably made it 1571 01:24:27,927 --> 01:24:29,997 all much more believable, right? 1572 01:24:30,029 --> 01:24:32,233 Even when I knew when something was going to happen, 1573 01:24:32,265 --> 01:24:34,167 it still ended up scaring the shit out of me. 1574 01:24:34,201 --> 01:24:35,536 Yeah. 1575 01:24:35,569 --> 01:24:37,405 So you guys just made up all that stuff 1576 01:24:37,438 --> 01:24:39,073 about them being crazy? 1577 01:24:39,105 --> 01:24:40,507 What? No. Dude. 1578 01:24:40,541 --> 01:24:43,711 These people are really fucked up, man. 1579 01:24:43,743 --> 01:24:46,847 But I knew you'd love it, all right? 1580 01:24:46,881 --> 01:24:49,117 Come on, these people are fucking degenerates. 1581 01:24:49,149 --> 01:24:51,451 You gotta be a little off to do this. 1582 01:24:51,484 --> 01:24:53,420 Yeah, to be honest, I'm just glad 1583 01:24:53,453 --> 01:24:55,222 that it's over and that no one got hurt. 1584 01:24:55,256 --> 01:24:58,292 There's a time where I definitely started to question them. 1585 01:24:58,324 --> 01:25:00,528 Yeah. 1586 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:04,932 And to think, these guys do this every fucking week. 1587 01:25:08,935 --> 01:25:13,607 Ladies and gentlemen, we meet here once again. 1588 01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:16,911 For the past eight years, all over the country, 1589 01:25:16,944 --> 01:25:20,781 a few of the privileged have hired our little gang of misfits 1590 01:25:20,814 --> 01:25:24,051 to create an experience they'll never forget. 1591 01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:27,921 And you know what, they never have. 1592 01:25:27,954 --> 01:25:29,256 No matter what the situation, 1593 01:25:29,289 --> 01:25:31,425 or how big the project we're working on, 1594 01:25:31,457 --> 01:25:36,930 you all give it 110 percent every time. 1595 01:25:36,963 --> 01:25:41,601 Tonight's victim, Joe Foster gave us quite a fight. 1596 01:25:41,635 --> 01:25:43,436 Yay! 1597 01:25:43,470 --> 01:25:45,773 It's impressive to make it out of a horror movie alive. 1598 01:25:45,805 --> 01:25:48,175 But to make it out of several, 1599 01:25:48,208 --> 01:25:51,311 Well, that's quite a feat. 1600 01:25:51,345 --> 01:25:55,016 I'll leave you with a quote from one of my favorite movies. 1601 01:25:55,048 --> 01:25:58,319 "You are the disease, and I'm the cure." 1602 01:26:09,162 --> 01:26:12,799 Whoa, all right. Oh, I get it. 1603 01:26:12,832 --> 01:26:15,702 is this time for the gangbang, 1604 01:26:15,735 --> 01:26:17,037 is that what's about to happen? 1605 01:26:20,306 --> 01:26:23,043 Wait, why do I know this? 1606 01:26:33,052 --> 01:26:34,121 Let go! 1607 01:26:34,154 --> 01:26:35,456 Lindsey! 1608 01:26:35,488 --> 01:26:37,657 Joe, Joe! 1609 01:26:40,261 --> 01:26:42,163 Joe, you didn't think 1610 01:26:42,195 --> 01:26:43,965 we'd let you leave without experiencing 1611 01:26:43,997 --> 01:26:46,666 your all-time favorite death scene? 1612 01:26:46,699 --> 01:26:47,902 Joe! 1613 01:26:47,935 --> 01:26:49,370 Please let her go! 1614 01:26:49,403 --> 01:26:51,005 No! 1615 01:27:04,851 --> 01:27:06,554 Cut to black, bitch. 1616 01:27:33,479 --> 01:27:35,248 Hello? 1617 01:27:35,289 --> 01:27:41,289 Oh, well, I'm so sorry, 1618 01:27:41,921 --> 01:27:44,858 we're sold out. 1619 01:27:44,891 --> 01:27:49,296 Got another one, boys! 1620 01:27:50,305 --> 01:27:56,313 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org