1
00:00:11,042 --> 00:00:12,911
Do you think anybody
will find the body here?

2
00:00:12,945 --> 00:00:15,114
I mean, it's not
that hard to dig up.

3
00:00:15,147 --> 00:00:18,149
If we had some bleach we could
get rid of most of the remains

4
00:00:18,182 --> 00:00:20,051
but this is the best
we can do for now.

5
00:00:20,085 --> 00:00:21,687
We just gotta fucking try it.

6
00:00:21,719 --> 00:00:23,021
Yeah, but they have
dogs that are trained

7
00:00:23,054 --> 00:00:23,955
to sniff out corpses.

8
00:00:24,957 --> 00:00:26,025
Fuck it!

9
00:00:26,057 --> 00:00:27,792
This is what we're going to do.

10
00:00:27,826 --> 00:00:29,862
We don't know anything
about what happened

11
00:00:29,894 --> 00:00:31,030
we were asleep.

12
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13
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<b>DARK COVE</b>

14
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<b>Subrip: Pix</b>

15
00:03:12,022 --> 00:03:12,858
I don't know, Joey

16
00:03:12,890 --> 00:03:14,158
I mean, I'm really tired

17
00:03:14,192 --> 00:03:16,162
I just worked like three
doubles straight.

18
00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,096
Listen Rachel. I have to
go on this camping trip

19
00:03:18,129 --> 00:03:19,965
I've asked every fucking server
in this entire restaurant.

20
00:03:19,997 --> 00:03:21,233
Please take my shift tonight.

21
00:03:21,265 --> 00:03:23,102
How come you never take any
shifts for me?

22
00:03:23,134 --> 00:03:25,103
Like that time I wanted to go
to the Lil' Wayne concert

23
00:03:25,137 --> 00:03:26,170
and you wouldn't take my shift.

24
00:03:26,204 --> 00:03:27,004
Whatever.

25
00:03:27,038 --> 00:03:28,340
Just think of the cash.
Section seven

26
00:03:28,372 --> 00:03:30,341
You'll make $120 easy

27
00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:31,477
and I'll throw in another
$20 right now

28
00:03:31,509 --> 00:03:33,745
Yeah? What else are
you offering?

29
00:03:34,211 --> 00:03:36,081
You sleazy little sleuze.

30
00:03:36,514 --> 00:03:38,382
Listen, next time we're both
hammered at a party

31
00:03:38,415 --> 00:03:40,519
I'll go down on you for like
two hours stright.

32
00:03:40,551 --> 00:03:43,121
I'm talking Russian tongue maneuvers
kept secret during the cold war.

33
00:03:43,155 --> 00:03:44,256
I've studied that shit.

34
00:03:46,724 --> 00:03:49,161
I've even got this finger technique
where I tap on your clit in morse code.

35
00:03:53,298 --> 00:03:54,800
My God!

36
00:03:54,832 --> 00:03:56,534
You are such a freak.

37
00:03:56,568 --> 00:03:58,170
Fine. I'll take your stupid
shift.

38
00:03:58,203 --> 00:04:00,438
Yes! Thank you so much.
I love you.

39
00:04:00,472 --> 00:04:02,407
How about a little sneak
preview in the staff bathroom?

40
00:04:02,439 --> 00:04:03,341
Get the fuck outta here!

41
00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:05,843
Come on. Quick moterboat?

42
00:04:05,877 --> 00:04:06,912
Rim job?

43
00:04:07,111 --> 00:04:08,046
Yes!

44
00:04:12,818 --> 00:04:13,951
What up Joey?

45
00:04:25,096 --> 00:04:26,331
Hey, Joey! What's up man?

46
00:04:26,932 --> 00:04:28,300
Check out my new tattoo.

47
00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:29,935
That's fucking sick dude!

48
00:04:29,968 --> 00:04:32,538
Yeah, dude. I just got my
sleeve started on Monday

49
00:04:32,571 --> 00:04:35,574
I'm gonna go back and get some color
touch ups and it'll be done man.

50
00:04:35,607 --> 00:04:37,409
Sweet dude. Well I'm going
camping right now.

51
00:04:37,442 --> 00:04:38,511
I'll catch you later, alright?

52
00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:40,579
Camping? Sick bro.
I wish I could roll with.

53
00:04:40,612 --> 00:04:41,847
Later buddy.

54
00:04:41,879 --> 00:04:42,947
You're a fucking pimp bro.

55
00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:44,016
You're a pimp.

56
00:04:51,889 --> 00:04:53,925
Peace out motherfuckas!

57
00:05:08,105 --> 00:05:09,007
Yo, you got your shift covered?

58
00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,009
You know it playa.
Let's roll out.

59
00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:12,911
Yummy.

60
00:05:15,613 --> 00:05:17,381
I hope you girls
aren't vegetarians!

61
00:05:17,415 --> 00:05:18,450
Joey!

62
00:05:25,156 --> 00:05:26,925
Hello, ladies.

63
00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:29,995
Did you guys actually just
sniff each other's fingers?

64
00:05:30,028 --> 00:05:31,263
Hell yeah. It's from
Dazed and Confused.

65
00:05:32,062 --> 00:05:34,332
That doesn't make it okay.

66
00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:36,334
Nice to see you too, Lacey.

67
00:05:36,935 --> 00:05:38,470
Maybe I like to smell all
sorts of things.

68
00:05:41,105 --> 00:05:42,540
Roses and cream!

69
00:05:43,074 --> 00:05:44,175
I like that.

70
00:05:44,209 --> 00:05:45,209
Hello, Joey.

71
00:05:45,242 --> 00:05:46,944
Hello.

72
00:05:46,978 --> 00:05:48,047
Okay, Jen may be single now,

73
00:05:49,281 --> 00:05:51,415
but that doesn't mean that you
can perv on her all weekend.

74
00:05:51,449 --> 00:05:52,584
Whatever.

75
00:05:52,617 --> 00:05:54,586
What's up Ian? It's been a
long time bro

76
00:05:54,619 --> 00:05:57,155
Joey Deezio. My
favorite little Italian.

77
00:05:57,187 --> 00:05:59,091
Are you ready for another
legendary excursion?

78
00:05:59,290 --> 00:06:01,927
You know it. I've been looking
foreward to this shit all year.

79
00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:05,229
Alright everybody. Welcome to
the fourth annual camping trip

80
00:06:05,262 --> 00:06:07,498
Lacey, babe, I know
it's your first time.

81
00:06:07,699 --> 00:06:10,302
But we wont be gentle.

82
00:06:11,536 --> 00:06:14,305
I don't like it gentle!

83
00:06:14,338 --> 00:06:18,142
So hard, so deep,
so far past the clit.

84
00:06:18,175 --> 00:06:20,144
Shut up Joey.

85
00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:08,427
So Jen, now that you're single

86
00:07:08,459 --> 00:07:10,394
that means me and Ian can
"Eiffel Tower" you tonight, right?

87
00:07:10,427 --> 00:07:12,029
My God, Joey.

88
00:07:12,062 --> 00:07:14,165
What do you mean "Eiffel Tower"?

89
00:07:14,466 --> 00:07:16,435
You mean you've never
been to Paris?

90
00:07:16,468 --> 00:07:19,504
No, I've been to the south of
France on a family vacation.

91
00:07:20,605 --> 00:07:21,640
What?

92
00:07:22,641 --> 00:07:24,009
Don't worry, we'll show you
the "Eiffel Tower".

93
00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:25,343
Jen don't listen to them.

94
00:07:25,377 --> 00:07:27,680
It's just immature guy bullshit.

95
00:07:28,045 --> 00:07:29,514
What is it?

96
00:07:29,547 --> 00:07:32,384
What does it mean? Tell me!

97
00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:35,419
If you really wanna know, it's
when you're bent over getting

98
00:07:35,452 --> 00:07:38,222
double teamed by two guys, one
in the front, one in the back,

99
00:07:38,255 --> 00:07:40,491
and they do a straight arm
pointing high five.

100
00:07:40,524 --> 00:07:42,126
Hence, "The Eiffel Tower".

101
00:07:43,394 --> 00:07:45,430
Shotgun mouth!

102
00:07:45,463 --> 00:07:48,233
Yeah, no that is not happening.

103
00:07:49,067 --> 00:07:50,602
I told you. It's disgusting.

104
00:07:53,137 --> 00:07:54,572
Sorry Joey, I can't anyways
I've got a girlfriend.

105
00:07:54,605 --> 00:07:57,009
Yeah, and she's a
prissy Vancouver chick.

106
00:07:57,041 --> 00:08:00,545
She can't handle bush wacking it with some
rough Victoria boys for like three days.

107
00:08:00,778 --> 00:08:02,613
Man, she had to work.

108
00:08:02,646 --> 00:08:05,016
Whatever dude, I'm just sayin'
she's a little prissy.

109
00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:08,286
Every time, you know, we book
something fun to do she bails.

110
00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:10,088
I'm just saying, when it's on
the island.

111
00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,656
If it's in Vancouver and it's
convenient she's there.

112
00:08:12,689 --> 00:08:14,125
I'm just saying she's a bit
prissy.

113
00:08:14,158 --> 00:08:15,394
She's... admit she's
a little bit prissy

114
00:08:15,427 --> 00:08:16,461
Fuck you, man.

115
00:08:16,494 --> 00:08:19,031
A little bit prissy?
Like that much?

116
00:08:19,064 --> 00:08:21,066
Yeah, like the size
of your dick much.

117
00:08:23,701 --> 00:08:26,605
You know otherwise. You know
otherwise, okay?

118
00:08:27,504 --> 00:08:29,307
Lacey, back me up.

119
00:08:29,339 --> 00:08:33,278
I am not getting involved
in this conversation.

120
00:08:33,745 --> 00:08:37,316
You know otherwise.
Just admit it.

121
00:08:37,682 --> 00:08:39,317
You big dick bastard.

122
00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:41,186
Yes! See, that's what I'm saying

123
00:08:41,219 --> 00:08:44,122
My dick is like the Kennedy assassination,
the truth always comes out.

124
00:08:44,154 --> 00:08:46,158
What?

125
00:08:46,191 --> 00:08:48,560
The Kennedy assassination?

126
00:08:48,592 --> 00:08:50,594
His cock is actually
very political.

127
00:08:50,628 --> 00:08:54,699
It's, like, liberal with some
conservative tendensies.

128
00:08:54,731 --> 00:08:57,168
All this talk about Quinn's dick is
making me want to pull out mine.

129
00:08:57,201 --> 00:08:58,636
It could come out any moment.

130
00:08:58,669 --> 00:08:59,670
No!

131
00:09:00,904 --> 00:09:04,708
Joey, I think you may be the
horniest person on the planet.

132
00:09:04,741 --> 00:09:07,378
I've thought about it, and I
actually think that if Joey

133
00:09:07,412 --> 00:09:10,482
spent all the time that put
into chasing poon,

134
00:09:10,748 --> 00:09:13,719
all that energy, passion
and enthusiasm.

135
00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,456
If he put that into doing something
that was actually productive

136
00:09:17,489 --> 00:09:19,557
he probably would've found
a cure for cancer by now.

137
00:09:19,591 --> 00:09:20,591
Maybe a nobel peace prize.

138
00:09:21,259 --> 00:09:25,163
Or maybe solve the Kennedy
assassination mystery.

139
00:09:26,364 --> 00:09:29,268
Yeah, but you know I would not
nearly be as much fun.

140
00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,735
We know Joey, that's why we
love you bro.

141
00:09:31,769 --> 00:09:33,772
You're our own little
poon hound.

142
00:09:36,407 --> 00:09:38,576
Honey, are we almost there?

143
00:09:39,344 --> 00:09:41,280
Just two more hours.

144
00:10:36,234 --> 00:10:37,602
Welcome to Sombrio, babe.

145
00:10:37,634 --> 00:10:39,203
I'm excited.

146
00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:43,875
Finally.

147
00:10:44,841 --> 00:10:46,245
Get me out of this van.

148
00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:53,418
Alright.

149
00:10:58,389 --> 00:11:00,524
That matress is fucking huge!

150
00:11:00,557 --> 00:11:02,760
What kind of sex are you
planning on having this weekend?

151
00:11:04,662 --> 00:11:07,298
Just because we're camping doesn't
mean we can't be comfortable.

152
00:11:07,565 --> 00:11:09,334
Lacey, what have you done to
this guy?

153
00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:12,703
I remember he used to just pass out
in the middle of the hard ground

154
00:11:12,736 --> 00:11:14,338
with all his clothes on.

155
00:11:14,371 --> 00:11:16,974
Sometimes in a pool of his own
vomit like Keith Moon.

156
00:11:19,344 --> 00:11:21,313
I've matured, okay?

157
00:11:21,346 --> 00:11:23,782
I'm a gentleman of leisure.

158
00:11:25,883 --> 00:11:28,519
Let's leave this in there for now.
We'll take it on the second trip.

159
00:11:28,885 --> 00:11:30,588
So, did you guys reserve
a campsite?

160
00:11:30,621 --> 00:11:32,656
No, there aren't any
desgnated sites.

161
00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:35,360
There's a few fire-pits
set up along the beach

162
00:11:35,393 --> 00:11:37,362
but you can pretty much
just camp anywhere you want.

163
00:11:37,394 --> 00:11:40,531
But we still have to pay though.
That's what Joey's doing right now.

164
00:11:40,565 --> 00:11:41,600
Right Joey?

165
00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:43,368
Yeah, yeah. I'm on it homie.

166
00:11:44,969 --> 00:11:47,672
The thing that sucks is that there's
like a ten minute hike down to the beach

167
00:11:47,705 --> 00:11:49,274
so we'll have to make two
trips to get all the gear going

168
00:11:49,307 --> 00:11:51,276
but trust me, it's worth it.

169
00:11:51,308 --> 00:11:53,377
Aren't there any park
rangers supervising?

170
00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:56,680
Not really. I mean they have one or two
guys that come down once in a blue moon

171
00:11:56,714 --> 00:11:59,618
to check on campfires and shit but
we've never seen them around here.

172
00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:01,285
That's why it's such a
good party beach.

173
00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:35,921
Hey, what's your license
plate number?

174
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:39,757
943 SPK

175
00:12:39,791 --> 00:12:41,826
Sweet.

176
00:13:53,831 --> 00:13:57,435
Didn't you tell me a bunch of hippies
used to live in the woods around here?

177
00:13:57,467 --> 00:14:00,838
Yeah, back in the early 80's a bunch of
hippies moved here and starting squating.

178
00:14:00,871 --> 00:14:03,942
They set up all these crazy elaberate
shacks right on the beach.

179
00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:06,110
Some of them lived here for
over twenty years.

180
00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:07,879
Yeah, some of them had kids
who were born

181
00:14:07,912 --> 00:14:09,980
and until they
were were teenagers.

182
00:14:10,014 --> 00:14:10,349
I actually met one
of them in Australia.

183
00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:13,551
She was a pro surfer 'cause se grew
up on the beach surfing everyday.

184
00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:15,386
So what happened to them?

185
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:18,423
There was a huge dispute over
the land being a provincial park

186
00:14:18,456 --> 00:14:22,961
so one day like ten years ago the
authorities came and kicked them all off.

187
00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:26,665
Like they lived here. Like they were
pretty much houses these shacks.

188
00:14:26,864 --> 00:14:29,134
That's pretty harsh.

189
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:31,903
Yeah, it was a big deal. It was on the
cover of the paper for like a week.

190
00:14:58,895 --> 00:14:59,963
Holy shit.

191
00:14:59,996 --> 00:15:01,565
That's it.

192
00:15:01,599 --> 00:15:02,934
My God.

193
00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:04,135
I told you, babe.

194
00:15:14,578 --> 00:15:16,814
Alright. Let's do this.

195
00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:45,810
So Jen, you probably don't
want to talk about it

196
00:15:45,842 --> 00:15:48,679
but I'm glad you came even though
you and Doug just broke up.

197
00:15:48,712 --> 00:15:51,115
It's all good. I needed to get
out and have some fun.

198
00:15:51,782 --> 00:15:54,619
Breakups are the worst. How
long did you guys date again?

199
00:15:54,951 --> 00:15:56,221
Just over two years.

200
00:15:56,254 --> 00:15:57,688
Why did you guys breakup?

201
00:15:58,788 --> 00:16:01,793
I don't know. It was just
time I guess.

202
00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:05,496
I'm finishing school and he's gonna
go traveling for six months.

203
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,064
It was along time coming anyway.

204
00:16:07,097 --> 00:16:09,032
Yeah, dating in your twenties
can be tough.

205
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:11,235
Everybody's figuring
there lives out

206
00:16:11,269 --> 00:16:14,538
school, traveling, serving,
fuckin' temp jobs.

207
00:16:14,572 --> 00:16:15,941
Nobody has their shit
together.

208
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:20,812
It's weird because one minute I'll be
loving life and so happy that I'm free

209
00:16:20,845 --> 00:16:24,615
and the next minute I'm listening
to "You'll Think of Me"

210
00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:26,083
and crying all night long.

211
00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:27,184
I love Keith Urban.

212
00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:29,987
"You'll Think of Me" is good.
I'd probably put it in the

213
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:31,588
top ten best breakup
songs of all time.

214
00:16:31,621 --> 00:16:32,556
What's number one?

215
00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:34,893
"Somebody That I Used
to Know" is up there.

216
00:16:36,427 --> 00:16:38,696
That's up there for sure but the number
one best breakup song of all time

217
00:16:38,729 --> 00:16:42,066
is obviously "You Outta Know"
by Alanis. Boom!

218
00:16:42,099 --> 00:16:43,935
Alanis? I don't
know about that man.

219
00:16:43,967 --> 00:16:45,702
Dude, are you fucking
kidding me bro?

220
00:16:45,735 --> 00:16:48,840
Did you listen to those
lyrics? In a top ten hit.

221
00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:50,675
Housewives are listening
to this shit.

222
00:16:51,274 --> 00:16:53,677
"Would she go down on you
in a theater?"

223
00:16:53,711 --> 00:16:55,580
"Are you thinking of me when
you fuck her?"

224
00:16:55,613 --> 00:16:57,715
That shit is cold blooded son!

225
00:16:58,982 --> 00:17:00,150
And it has a pretty
sick bass line.

226
00:17:00,183 --> 00:17:01,218
I've jammed on it before.

227
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:02,286
See, Joey Deezio
knows what's up.

228
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,556
That bass line is funky as fuck!

229
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,057
That's Flea
playing bass on that track.

230
00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:09,059
Number one best breakup
song of all time

231
00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:10,995
"You Outta Know" hands down.

232
00:17:11,028 --> 00:17:13,664
Actually yeah, I could see
that. It is a classic.

233
00:17:15,098 --> 00:17:18,201
Honestly Jen, we
all really like Doug

234
00:17:18,234 --> 00:17:21,071
but you could do so much better.

235
00:17:21,105 --> 00:17:22,807
Thank you.

236
00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:24,808
Cheers to Jen.

237
00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:31,082
It's just weird. I haven't
been single in so long.

238
00:17:31,281 --> 00:17:33,750
Like the other day, some
guy asked me for my number

239
00:17:33,784 --> 00:17:36,988
who I wasn't even interested
in and I gave it to him anyway.

240
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:41,091
I don't know why. I think he made me
feel like I was back in the game.

241
00:17:42,093 --> 00:17:44,162
Last week I was picking up
this chick and my phone died.

242
00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:46,630
So she busted out a pen and
paper old school style.

243
00:17:46,663 --> 00:17:48,098
Which was awesome.

244
00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:51,635
Anyways, she writes down
her number and her first name

245
00:17:51,669 --> 00:17:53,738
and her last name which makes
sense for Facebook.

246
00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:56,340
And normally that amount of
information would suffice.

247
00:17:56,374 --> 00:17:58,643
Right? But no, no. Here's the
thing.

248
00:17:58,675 --> 00:18:01,346
After that she writes down her
email address which is all good

249
00:18:01,378 --> 00:18:03,914
but then she writes down the
name of the restaurant

250
00:18:03,948 --> 00:18:08,953
she works at. And then on top of that
she adds her fucking home address.

251
00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:12,323
What? She writes down the place
that works and her home address?

252
00:18:12,355 --> 00:18:13,657
Yeah.

253
00:18:14,659 --> 00:18:16,027
So, she's like come on over
and I will fuck you.

254
00:18:16,059 --> 00:18:17,194
Let's go!

255
00:18:17,228 --> 00:18:18,663
That's pretty much
your fantasy.

256
00:18:18,695 --> 00:18:19,730
Right?

257
00:18:19,763 --> 00:18:22,132
She must be pretty
desperado.

258
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:26,003
I did kind of meet her
at a strip club.

259
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:30,875
God! Always classy
Joey, always classy.

260
00:18:33,243 --> 00:18:35,312
Let's play some "World Cup"
before dinner.

261
00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:37,048
I'm in. Viva Italia!

262
00:18:52,229 --> 00:18:53,365
You suck!

263
00:18:58,435 --> 00:18:59,803
Goal for Canada!

264
00:19:01,038 --> 00:19:02,774
Goala! Goala!

265
00:19:20,156 --> 00:19:21,259
Here I'm open!

266
00:19:25,162 --> 00:19:26,965
Italy for the game winner!

267
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:32,437
That girl just molested my
ankle with her foot.

268
00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:33,938
I think it might be broken.

269
00:19:33,971 --> 00:19:36,207
Joey get your ass up man. We
know your an Italian

270
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,777
but that doesn't mean you get
to dive like one.

271
00:19:38,976 --> 00:19:40,712
Yellow card for diving!

272
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,080
Joey should have gotten
mulitple yellow cards

273
00:19:43,114 --> 00:19:46,084
for grabbing me and Jen's
asses throughout the game.

274
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,953
Joey's faking. Game on!

275
00:19:57,193 --> 00:20:00,998
It's not exactly Wembley Stadium
but it'll do.

276
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:02,066
Hey man, do you want to play?

277
00:20:02,098 --> 00:20:04,301
We could do a little three on
three if you want.

278
00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:07,371
I would mate but I've been on
the piss for three days straight

279
00:20:07,403 --> 00:20:10,208
I'd probably fall over if I try
to run about.

280
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,408
On the piss?

281
00:20:12,509 --> 00:20:14,778
Yeah, it means he's been
hammered for three days.

282
00:20:16,948 --> 00:20:18,016
Thanks for that. I've always
wanted a translater.

283
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,184
It's very difficult, this
language barrier.

284
00:20:21,218 --> 00:20:22,820
Are you camping here?

285
00:20:22,853 --> 00:20:24,722
Yeah, with a couple Aussie
fuckers I'm friends with.

286
00:20:25,522 --> 00:20:28,358
There they are. They're all
into surfing and that.

287
00:20:30,294 --> 00:20:33,131
Look at those sorry
bastards Paddling around

288
00:20:33,163 --> 00:20:36,100
in a freezing cold ocean
for a five second ride.

289
00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:42,874
I'm Donnie by the way.

290
00:20:42,906 --> 00:20:44,107
What's up man, I'm Quinn.

291
00:20:44,141 --> 00:20:45,543
This is my girlfriend, Lacey.

292
00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:46,810
Hi.

293
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:48,745
Those crazy Aussies will
actually be lighting off

294
00:20:48,778 --> 00:20:50,882
a bunch of fireworks at our
campsite later on.

295
00:20:50,914 --> 00:20:53,917
You're all welcome to pop by
for a cheeky beverage or two.

296
00:20:53,951 --> 00:20:56,554
Yeah, that might be cool.
We'll try to roll down.

297
00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,956
Alright, I'll catch you later
then.

298
00:20:59,423 --> 00:21:00,825
Cheers!

299
00:21:00,857 --> 00:21:02,527
Alright, see you later.

300
00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:04,796
That guy seems pretty chill.
Like a classic Brit.

301
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:06,798
I think he's fucking wasted.

302
00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:09,299
The fireworks might be alright.

303
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:12,269
Yeah, that'll be sweet when
we're on mushrooms.

304
00:21:12,303 --> 00:21:15,406
Babe, are we actually doing
mushrooms tonight?

305
00:21:16,105 --> 00:21:19,144
Yeah babe, of course. It's going
to be fun. It's gonna awesome.

306
00:21:19,876 --> 00:21:22,146
So, do I get my penalty
shot or what?

307
00:21:36,059 --> 00:21:39,329
I have to show you this waterfall
before it gets dark. It's a must see.

308
00:21:39,363 --> 00:21:41,199
Okay. It sounds
pretty cool.

309
00:21:41,498 --> 00:21:43,201
So, big question.

310
00:21:43,534 --> 00:21:46,304
How is Lacey liking the
trip so far?

311
00:21:46,636 --> 00:21:48,306
I'm having a great time.

312
00:21:48,873 --> 00:21:50,408
It's nice to hang out with
Ian.

313
00:21:50,441 --> 00:21:52,977
We've never really spent
that much time together.

314
00:21:53,009 --> 00:21:54,878
It's good to get to
know your best friend.

315
00:21:56,881 --> 00:21:59,884
Although, he does talk about your
cock a bit too much for my liking.

316
00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,452
Yeah, it's a little
disconcerting.

317
00:22:02,486 --> 00:22:03,988
I'm not gonna lie.

318
00:22:05,588 --> 00:22:07,090
I don't get to see him too much
anymore since he moved to Vancouver

319
00:22:07,124 --> 00:22:11,394
but me, Joey, Jen and him have all
been best friends since we were ten.

320
00:22:11,428 --> 00:22:14,966
I'm definitely starting to feel
more like one of the group

321
00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:16,968
I know, it's awesome.

322
00:22:31,248 --> 00:22:33,017
Look babe. There it is.

323
00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:34,085
Look at that!

324
00:22:34,117 --> 00:22:36,221
That's amazing!

325
00:22:38,355 --> 00:22:41,491
I can't believe stuff
like that exists here in BC.

326
00:22:41,525 --> 00:22:43,494
It's like National Geographic
style.

327
00:22:43,527 --> 00:22:47,198
Full out. It looks like the
entrance to the bat cave.

328
00:22:49,199 --> 00:22:54,337
So, what I'm thinking is that
I should take some pics of you

329
00:22:54,371 --> 00:22:57,307
in front of the waterfall on
my phone.

330
00:22:58,308 --> 00:23:00,144
Perfect!

331
00:23:03,113 --> 00:23:05,182
You're looking so hot right
now babe.

332
00:23:08,152 --> 00:23:09,653
Nice, work it.

333
00:23:12,122 --> 00:23:13,223
Fuck babe, you are
workin' it. Nice.

334
00:23:15,692 --> 00:23:18,496
I'm not going to lie, I'm
getting a little hard right now.

335
00:23:20,998 --> 00:23:23,301
But I really have to put my shirt
back on because it's fucking cold.

336
00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:25,602
No, no, no. You don't
need to do that.

337
00:23:25,635 --> 00:23:27,437
I'll come warm you up.

338
00:23:51,428 --> 00:23:55,099
Hey guys!

339
00:23:56,066 --> 00:23:57,468
Joey!

340
00:23:57,701 --> 00:23:59,636
What the fuck is going
on here?

341
00:24:00,403 --> 00:24:04,040
Nothing. We're just admiring the
wonders of nature. As you can see.

342
00:24:04,074 --> 00:24:07,010
Sure there buddy. I'd stick around
a rub one out but dinner's ready

343
00:24:07,044 --> 00:24:08,145
you fucking pervs.

344
00:24:08,178 --> 00:24:10,214
We're coming.

345
00:24:10,247 --> 00:24:12,250
Well, I wont be.

346
00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:29,500
Joey, that was a tasty steak.

347
00:24:29,532 --> 00:24:31,201
What did you do to get it
that flavor?

348
00:24:31,602 --> 00:24:34,372
That's a Deezio family
recipe.

349
00:24:34,404 --> 00:24:36,507
That shit's been around
for ages.

350
00:24:36,539 --> 00:24:38,509
Passed down to me from
my "Zio".

351
00:24:38,741 --> 00:24:43,380
I marinated those bad boys in a
secret concoction of herbs and spices

352
00:24:44,381 --> 00:24:46,750
for two whole days.

353
00:24:46,784 --> 00:24:50,488
That was amazing. You'll have to come
over sometime and cook me dinner.

354
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,389
I'll be there.

355
00:24:52,423 --> 00:24:54,724
And you can give me
fellatio for dessert.

356
00:24:54,758 --> 00:24:55,692
Eeewww.

357
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,163
Speaking of dessert people.
It's that time.

358
00:25:00,196 --> 00:25:02,332
Mushrooms!

359
00:25:03,366 --> 00:25:07,404
I'm kind of scared. I've only done shrooms
once and I had a horrible experience.

360
00:25:07,438 --> 00:25:10,775
Yeah, that can happen. But this
time you're with chill people.

361
00:25:10,807 --> 00:25:12,777
We'll take care of you if
you start to bum out.

362
00:25:13,443 --> 00:25:16,513
Yeah, last time that we did
shrooms Joey was so fucked up

363
00:25:16,547 --> 00:25:19,416
that he spent all night in his
tent in the fetal position.

364
00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:20,684
Tripping out.

365
00:25:31,295 --> 00:25:32,563
Ahhhhhhh!

366
00:25:35,465 --> 00:25:36,466
Man, that was brutal.

367
00:25:37,468 --> 00:25:39,336
I actually thought I was back
in the womb.

368
00:25:39,569 --> 00:25:41,739
Swimming around in my mom's
juices.

369
00:25:42,271 --> 00:25:45,408
I seriously thought I was
swimming around the little egg.

370
00:25:45,442 --> 00:25:47,811
Trying to poke in there like
a fucking dirty little sperm.

371
00:25:47,845 --> 00:25:49,814
The one that made it but
never made it.

372
00:25:49,846 --> 00:25:51,214
It was really fucked up.

373
00:25:52,281 --> 00:25:55,351
Never again will I brew a
batch of mushroom tea.

374
00:25:55,384 --> 00:25:57,387
That's how you get fucked up.

375
00:25:57,421 --> 00:26:00,224
True. When you brew them in tea it's
hard to tell how much you've consumed

376
00:26:00,257 --> 00:26:01,826
so you can get super fucked up.

377
00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:04,260
Yeah man, it was like this one
time

378
00:26:04,294 --> 00:26:06,163
when I ate way too many
pot brownies.

379
00:26:06,195 --> 00:26:07,264
I actually thought I was dying.

380
00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:09,700
Yeah, like that cop on the internet
who called 911 on himself.

381
00:26:11,268 --> 00:26:13,403
It's because when you digest weed it
metathesizes in your body differently.

382
00:26:13,436 --> 00:26:16,306
It actually releases Eleven
Hydroxy Metabolite

383
00:26:16,339 --> 00:26:18,708
which is four times more
psychoactive than THC.

384
00:26:18,741 --> 00:26:21,546
That's why people get so fucked
up eating pot brownies.

385
00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:25,316
Who are you? You're the same
guy in science class

386
00:26:25,348 --> 00:26:27,851
I was fucking trying to finger
Betsy over here

387
00:26:27,884 --> 00:26:31,221
while you're talking about metabo...
whatever the fuck you're saying.

388
00:26:32,655 --> 00:26:35,192
All these stories are really
comforting.

389
00:26:35,224 --> 00:26:39,362
No, you'll be fine. We're out, here,
we're camping, we're with chill people

390
00:26:39,395 --> 00:26:41,531
It's gonna be all good.

391
00:26:41,565 --> 00:26:44,335
We're not doing pot brownies,
just a little shroomage.

392
00:26:44,367 --> 00:26:46,537
Okay, enough of this hype. Let's
eat some of these bad boys.

393
00:26:46,569 --> 00:26:49,206
Mushrooms! I love mushrooms!

394
00:26:49,705 --> 00:26:52,676
Here just start off with this.
It's all good.

395
00:26:53,710 --> 00:26:55,513
That seems like a lot.

396
00:26:57,013 --> 00:26:59,549
No, that's good. That's less than an
eighth. It'll just get you a little buzz.

397
00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:02,620
Big Ian. Here you go.

398
00:27:02,653 --> 00:27:07,223
Here let's get you a little more.
Look at them stem right there.

399
00:27:07,257 --> 00:27:09,226
Thank you.

400
00:27:09,259 --> 00:27:11,694
Mushrooms, mushrooms,
mushrooms!

401
00:27:11,728 --> 00:27:13,698
Here's a little for Jen.

402
00:27:14,897 --> 00:27:17,367
This batch is particularly
disgusting.

403
00:27:19,368 --> 00:27:22,205
Yeah. These are fucking rancid.

404
00:27:25,409 --> 00:27:27,645
It's just part of the
experience.

405
00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:31,848
It's a love/hate thing.

406
00:27:35,251 --> 00:27:37,721
We should play a drinking
game.

407
00:27:38,355 --> 00:27:40,458
I'm down. Maybe one that
involves stripping.

408
00:27:41,391 --> 00:27:42,726
We should play "I Never".

409
00:27:42,759 --> 00:27:44,394
What's "I Never"?

410
00:27:44,428 --> 00:27:46,330
It's where you say something
crazy that you've done

411
00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:48,599
and if other people have
done it they have to drink.

412
00:27:48,632 --> 00:27:50,601
Fuck that. "I Never" is so
lame.

413
00:27:50,634 --> 00:27:52,670
It's the same thing every
time.

414
00:27:52,702 --> 00:27:54,939
"I've never had sex on a plane,
I've never had sex on a train"

415
00:27:54,971 --> 00:27:58,475
"I've never came all over a girl's
face and had a midgit lick it off"

416
00:27:59,776 --> 00:28:02,313
I've never done that.

417
00:28:02,613 --> 00:28:05,615
I've had sex in an airport
but never on a plane.

418
00:28:05,648 --> 00:28:07,484
Although I have jerked it
on a plane before.

419
00:28:07,718 --> 00:28:10,387
Yeah, I have too. It was on
my flight to Thailand.

420
00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:12,456
That is a long, long flight.

421
00:28:12,489 --> 00:28:14,225
I did it on a flight to Toronto.

422
00:28:14,258 --> 00:28:16,794
You jacked it on a domestic
flight? That's only four hours.

423
00:28:17,728 --> 00:28:20,198
Did you just do it in the
bathroom?

424
00:28:20,463 --> 00:28:23,433
Fuck no. Right in my seat while
the lady beside me was sleeping.

425
00:28:26,036 --> 00:28:27,438
You think that's bad? I jerked
off on a Grayhound bus once.

426
00:28:27,471 --> 00:28:30,907
I was in the washroom givin' when
the bus driver slams on the brakes

427
00:28:30,941 --> 00:28:32,910
just as I was about to unleash
the fury.

428
00:28:33,509 --> 00:28:36,614
I hit the wall and jizz starts
fucking flying everywhere.

429
00:28:36,646 --> 00:28:38,215
My God!

430
00:28:39,016 --> 00:28:41,384
I made a fucking mess of myself.
It was so bad.

431
00:28:42,051 --> 00:28:45,822
I'm ninety percent sure that Joey
played the gimp in Pulp Fiction.

432
00:28:48,724 --> 00:28:50,660
Alright, who needs another
beer?

433
00:28:50,693 --> 00:28:52,462
I'll take one.

434
00:28:52,895 --> 00:28:55,499
Joey, aren't you glad that
you're not working tonight?

435
00:28:56,032 --> 00:28:59,369
I know. Thank God. I'd probably be
serving some Americans right now.

436
00:28:59,403 --> 00:29:02,573
They'd be like. "Sir, this iced
tea is disgusting"

437
00:29:02,605 --> 00:29:07,345
"I want an un-sweetend ice tea with a lemon.
And I'll sweet'n it myself with some Splenda."

438
00:29:07,611 --> 00:29:09,413
Yeah, and how you can tell
they're American is they

439
00:29:09,445 --> 00:29:13,349
always say "I want" or "I'm
gonna have the New York steak"

440
00:29:13,383 --> 00:29:16,754
Canadians are so polite and
always say "May I please have"

441
00:29:16,787 --> 00:29:20,624
But we forgive the Yanks because they're
way better tippers than Canadians

442
00:29:20,656 --> 00:29:21,824
or anyone else for that matter

443
00:29:21,857 --> 00:29:23,426
You really think so?

444
00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:27,664
I agree. Americans always
tip 15 to 20 percent.

445
00:29:27,864 --> 00:29:31,669
Canadians for the most part only
tip 10 to 15 percent.

446
00:29:32,469 --> 00:29:36,606
Exactly. And Canadians need to know
that 10 percent is not a good tip.

447
00:29:37,406 --> 00:29:40,910
It's kind of cool how Americans put alot
of effort into remembering your name

448
00:29:41,545 --> 00:29:44,315
It's like "Hi Quinn. Thank
you very much Quinn"

449
00:29:44,513 --> 00:29:48,751
"Quinn, could I get some more
napkins to wipe my face?"

450
00:29:48,785 --> 00:29:51,889
"I have chicken grease on
my face"

451
00:29:52,855 --> 00:29:56,093
I think the best customers are gay guys.
They're awesome and they tip huge.

452
00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:58,494
True, gay guys are the best
customers.

453
00:29:58,528 --> 00:30:04,035
They appreciate the service, they always
have a good time and they tip very well too.

454
00:30:05,999 --> 00:30:08,506
When I used to serve my best
customers were always the cougars.

455
00:30:09,506 --> 00:30:12,810
Any group of women over 40 on a girl's
night out, I used to work that shit.

456
00:30:12,843 --> 00:30:14,945
I took down a 43 year old one
night.

457
00:30:15,746 --> 00:30:16,747
My God Joey!

458
00:30:17,381 --> 00:30:19,048
I met her at "Hugo's" one night.

459
00:30:19,082 --> 00:30:21,451
She ended up taking me back
to her place

460
00:30:21,484 --> 00:30:24,087
pinches my cheek and says
"You remind me of my son"

461
00:30:24,121 --> 00:30:26,056
Ohhhhh!

462
00:30:26,088 --> 00:30:28,058
Joey, that's disturbing.

463
00:30:28,525 --> 00:30:31,428
That's like some sort of reverse
Edipus complex.

464
00:30:31,461 --> 00:30:33,730
She was probably the most aware
chick I've ever boned

465
00:30:33,763 --> 00:30:39,402
totally down with anything. She would say the
most outrageous shit when I was nailing her.

466
00:30:39,435 --> 00:30:43,039
I was doing her from behind and she
says "Are you enjoying my pussy?"

467
00:30:43,073 --> 00:30:48,879
"Are you enjoying it? Show
my pussy who's boss baby!"

468
00:30:50,980 --> 00:30:52,883
And as she came she thanked me.

469
00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:55,985
She thanked you for making
her cum, like right after?

470
00:30:56,553 --> 00:30:59,757
No, she thanked me while she
was having her orgasm

471
00:30:59,789 --> 00:31:04,961
Yeah, yeah, yeah, THAAAANK
YOOOOUUUU!

472
00:31:07,631 --> 00:31:09,166
On that note, I'm going
to take a piss.

473
00:31:09,199 --> 00:31:11,035
Try not to piss on a cougar
while you're out there.

474
00:31:11,468 --> 00:31:13,036
Fuck, that freak probably
would have loved it

475
00:31:13,068 --> 00:31:15,838
but I'm not into any of that
pissing stuff during sex

476
00:31:15,872 --> 00:31:18,776
that is one line Deezio will
never cross.

477
00:31:25,816 --> 00:31:30,653
Isn't it fucked up that almost all
of us have university degrees

478
00:31:30,686 --> 00:31:34,924
and everyone besides Ian are
waiting tables for a living.

479
00:31:35,791 --> 00:31:41,432
I mean, I just turned 25. When I was
younger I thought I'd be ballin' by now.

480
00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:45,169
Yeah, but look at everyone
else our age that we know

481
00:31:45,201 --> 00:31:49,507
No one's totally successful at
24, 25. It takes time.

482
00:31:50,039 --> 00:31:54,010
Here we go, the conversation is gettting
all in-depth and philosophical.

483
00:31:54,911 --> 00:31:56,947
At least we know the shrooms
have kicked in.

484
00:31:57,146 --> 00:31:59,649
I'm definitely feeling something

485
00:31:59,883 --> 00:32:04,221
For sure, I'm feeling it. That's part
of the reason for doing psycheledelics

486
00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:08,658
is to reveal the truth. The truth
about the world and about yourself.

487
00:32:08,692 --> 00:32:12,829
Yeah Quinn, but sometimes it's hard to face
the truth about yourself and you can bum out

488
00:32:13,163 --> 00:32:16,700
Let's just chill and have a good time.
We don't need to get so intense.

489
00:32:16,967 --> 00:32:18,701
It's all good, I'm chillin'

490
00:32:20,135 --> 00:32:21,872
I'm just saying that the fact that
I busted my ass for four years

491
00:32:23,306 --> 00:32:26,610
to get this seemingly useless
bachelor of arts degree is fucked up

492
00:32:27,611 --> 00:32:30,781
I've had my degree for a year and
I'm looking for a government job

493
00:32:31,047 --> 00:32:35,786
and Ian's not a server anymore. He's articling
for a really good accounting firm in Vancouver.

494
00:32:36,886 --> 00:32:39,522
Yeah, I know. But there's got
to be something more

495
00:32:39,556 --> 00:32:44,894
than just using our degrees to get some stupid
9 to 5, 50 to 60 thousand dollar a year job

496
00:32:44,928 --> 00:32:49,800
that we really don't give a fuck about and we're
just doing it for the money or for our career.

497
00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:54,938
Ever since I was a kid I'm been streamlined
into thinking that you have to get your degree

498
00:32:54,971 --> 00:32:59,242
to be qualified for this certain
amount of jobs that pay more.

499
00:32:59,276 --> 00:33:02,778
And now that I have my degree
it's kind of all bullshit.

500
00:33:02,811 --> 00:33:05,715
I don't know what I want to do.

501
00:33:05,749 --> 00:33:09,620
None of us really know where we're going
to end up or what we're gonna do.

502
00:33:09,653 --> 00:33:12,655
Are we really contemplating the
meaning of life right now?

503
00:33:12,689 --> 00:33:15,226
Let's just chill and have a
good time tonight.

504
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,294
I know what I want to do with
my life.

505
00:33:17,326 --> 00:33:20,029
I want to have sex with one girl
from every country

506
00:33:20,063 --> 00:33:21,565
God.

507
00:33:23,165 --> 00:33:24,833
I've already got Spain, Italy, France,
Ukraine, Poland, India, Russia, Korea, Japan

508
00:33:24,867 --> 00:33:29,772
Thailand, Philippines, Australia South Africa,
Brazil, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Canada, U.S.A.

509
00:33:29,806 --> 00:33:33,210
Mexico and The Federated
States of Micronesia. Boom!

510
00:33:35,077 --> 00:33:37,079
Quinn, maybe that's what you
need to do.

511
00:33:37,113 --> 00:33:41,585
And I don't mean participating in
Joey's warped, sexual Olympics.

512
00:33:42,919 --> 00:33:48,292
But to Travel. Joey and Ian did Southeast
Asia and I went to Europe with my family.

513
00:33:48,959 --> 00:33:51,628
Yeah, traveling does totally
open your mind.

514
00:33:51,661 --> 00:33:53,230
You'll get a whole new
perspective.

515
00:33:53,262 --> 00:33:55,231
That's what I've been trying
to tell him.

516
00:33:55,265 --> 00:33:59,270
He's never left North America. Come
on babe, let's go. Let's just do it.

517
00:33:59,669 --> 00:34:02,205
I think you're right. I'm
finally starting to realize it.

518
00:34:02,238 --> 00:34:08,579
I've beeen stuck in my own Canadian,
warped little view. I need to expand it.

519
00:34:08,612 --> 00:34:13,050
That's my shroom epiphany. I'm going, I'll
save up all summer and we'll just go.

520
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:15,952
I want to go to Europe. France,
England, Germany, Spain. All that shit.

521
00:34:16,152 --> 00:34:20,090
That's it, we're going.
Shroom epiphany is done.

522
00:34:21,123 --> 00:34:24,961
I just got so fucking high out of nowhere.
It just hit me like a ton of bricks.

523
00:34:25,228 --> 00:34:27,965
Yeah dude, I'm fucking feeling
good.

524
00:34:27,998 --> 00:34:31,001
Feeling frisky.

525
00:34:32,001 --> 00:34:35,972
My God, I can't feel my
earlobes!

526
00:34:40,210 --> 00:34:41,244
Shit!

527
00:34:41,277 --> 00:34:43,246
That looks so cool.

528
00:34:45,181 --> 00:34:47,351
Holy fuck!

529
00:34:47,384 --> 00:34:49,719
The colors are so sharp.

530
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,155
It's Donnie and those crazy
Aussie fuckers he told us about

531
00:34:53,188 --> 00:34:56,926
I've never seen fireworks on
mushrooms man, this is fucking sick!

532
00:35:01,030 --> 00:35:02,032
My God, that's amazing.

533
00:35:11,775 --> 00:35:12,643
My God!

534
00:35:13,175 --> 00:35:16,012
We have to go party with
them. We have to.

535
00:35:17,012 --> 00:35:18,014
I think we need to.

536
00:35:19,148 --> 00:35:20,884
Who's up for a little shroom
adventure?

537
00:35:22,318 --> 00:35:24,021
Yeah man, I'm down. We need a little
mushroom adventure right now.

538
00:35:25,588 --> 00:35:28,826
I can't sit still when I'm on this shit.
I wanna walk the beach and chill.

539
00:35:29,159 --> 00:35:31,260
A little bit of music would
be fucking awesome too man.

540
00:35:31,293 --> 00:35:34,764
I don't know, man. I think we should
just stay here with our own crew.

541
00:35:35,264 --> 00:35:38,300
Come Ian. Grab some road
pops and let's socialize.

542
00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:41,437
It'll be fun, dude. I'll bring
my guitar, let's go.

543
00:35:41,471 --> 00:35:43,072
Come on, it'll be fun.

544
00:35:44,673 --> 00:35:47,309
I just don't really feel like hanging out
with random strangers when I'm tripping.

545
00:35:47,342 --> 00:35:49,245
Come on.

546
00:35:49,746 --> 00:35:51,248
Let's go have a shroom
adventure.

547
00:35:52,681 --> 00:35:54,984
You can't do shrooms without an
adventure. It just doesn't work.

548
00:35:55,985 --> 00:35:58,222
Stick together with the
crew, bro. Let's do it.

549
00:36:19,242 --> 00:36:22,713
Then I blew it,

550
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:27,184
And then I light a cigarette and
say "What's that on the TV?"

551
00:36:30,853 --> 00:36:33,389
Then she just went mental and
started punching me in the face

552
00:36:34,389 --> 00:36:37,827
and then she punched
my dick!

553
00:36:39,094 --> 00:36:41,364
Who's that?

554
00:36:41,831 --> 00:36:43,400
There they are, the
beach footballers!

555
00:36:43,432 --> 00:36:45,201
Hey, what's up Donnie?
Hey guys.

556
00:36:45,501 --> 00:36:47,938
Welcome, welcome. Have a
seat wherever you like.

557
00:36:47,971 --> 00:36:52,943
What's mine is yours, what's yours
we share. Sit here, there, wherever.

558
00:36:53,809 --> 00:36:55,411
Hey, there's a seat here if
you want.

559
00:36:55,978 --> 00:36:57,747
Thanks.

560
00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:59,048
Hi, I'm Dean.

561
00:36:59,081 --> 00:37:00,116
I'm Jen.

562
00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:01,184
Nice to meet you.

563
00:37:01,217 --> 00:37:02,251
Nice to meet you too.

564
00:37:03,652 --> 00:37:06,055
Those fireworks were sick. We weren't
expecting a full out pro display.

565
00:37:06,255 --> 00:37:08,424
You can thank these two gits
for that.

566
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:11,795
That's Dean. And this beautiful
man here is Chase.

567
00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:14,364
So, where did you guys get
the fireworks?

568
00:37:15,898 --> 00:37:17,968
Me and Deano picked them up when we
were surfing down the Oregon coast

569
00:37:18,534 --> 00:37:20,170
and we smuggled them across
the border.

570
00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:24,875
It's illegal to set them off here but this
is the perfect spot. We'd never get caught.

571
00:37:24,907 --> 00:37:26,543
They looked amazing on
shrooms.

572
00:37:26,576 --> 00:37:28,545
What? You guys are on
muggers?

573
00:37:28,577 --> 00:37:30,980
We tried to find some before
we came up.

574
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,983
Do you have anymore?

575
00:37:33,016 --> 00:37:34,918
No, we just ate them all
an hour ago.

576
00:37:35,184 --> 00:37:36,920
You must be flying right
now.

577
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,388
That would be fun, the old
muggers. Chaser?

578
00:37:40,389 --> 00:37:43,226
Fuck yeah. I'd be up for
tripping on some shroomies.

579
00:37:43,425 --> 00:37:47,197
We brought some weed though. Ian's got
a joint we can spark up if you want.

580
00:37:48,231 --> 00:37:51,368
Nice man. Yeah, Lacey. She's the
one I was telling you about.

581
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,202
She couldn't
understand my accent.

582
00:37:54,804 --> 00:37:57,807
I felt like Liam Gallagher
when Behind the Music.

583
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:02,112
I saw that, it was hilarious. They had
subtitles for Liam but not for Noel.

584
00:38:02,144 --> 00:38:04,146
You think that was bad?

585
00:38:04,179 --> 00:38:06,949
Did you know the first Mad Max movie
was dubbed with American actors?

586
00:38:06,983 --> 00:38:10,287
It's because they thought the Yanks
wouldn't understand the Aussie accents.

587
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,422
That version was horrible.

588
00:38:12,956 --> 00:38:17,161
That is some
strong fucking weed.

589
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,063
That is BC chronic at it's best.

590
00:38:20,630 --> 00:38:22,032
Hey, is that your guitar?

591
00:38:22,065 --> 00:38:27,269
I play quite a bit. Dean does too
but he can't play worth a shit.

592
00:38:27,302 --> 00:38:29,972
Fuck off. I can play a bit
of Nirvana.

593
00:38:31,007 --> 00:38:33,943
Yeah, and it's bloody shocking. Kurt
would be rolling over in his grave.

594
00:38:34,911 --> 00:38:36,480
So are you guys hiking or
surfing?

595
00:38:36,913 --> 00:38:40,284
Neither, we're just partying
and camping.

596
00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:42,286
We do it every year.

597
00:38:43,786 --> 00:38:46,188
That's cool. Most people that come by
here are hiking the Juan de Fuca trail.

598
00:38:46,222 --> 00:38:49,125
We've met a few surfers too but
they're mostly pretty rubbish.

599
00:38:49,157 --> 00:38:51,961
Are you guys like pro
surfers or something?

600
00:38:51,994 --> 00:38:54,230
We're pretty good. We both used
to compete when we were younger

601
00:38:54,264 --> 00:38:56,932
but now we just
surf for pleasure.

602
00:38:56,965 --> 00:38:59,469
I've always wanted
to try surfing

603
00:38:59,501 --> 00:39:02,905
but I'm waiting till I'm
somewhere warm like Hawaii

604
00:39:02,938 --> 00:39:05,407
it's just too cold around here.

605
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,476
That's what wet suits are for.

606
00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:11,281
If you want, tomorrow I could
show you a few basics.

607
00:39:11,313 --> 00:39:14,283
You can surf the shallow white
wash, it's really safe and easy.

608
00:39:15,284 --> 00:39:18,221
We brought up an extra
board and wet suit.

609
00:39:18,253 --> 00:39:20,324
Come on, I'll show you.

610
00:39:25,228 --> 00:39:27,463
I could play you a little tune.

611
00:39:44,079 --> 00:39:46,148
So this is where
we keep our gear.

612
00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:50,220
The small board is Chase's,
the big one's mine.

613
00:39:50,686 --> 00:39:54,657
The wetsuits. And we've got an extra
board and wetsuit in the car for Donnie

614
00:39:54,690 --> 00:39:56,992
but let's be honest, he's a lazy fucker
and he's never goning to use it.

615
00:39:57,025 --> 00:39:59,094
If you want to try it out
tomorrow you can.

616
00:39:59,128 --> 00:40:01,164
Really? That would be
awesome.

617
00:40:01,197 --> 00:40:03,166
Some of the other guys
might want to try too.

618
00:40:03,199 --> 00:40:06,903
So, do you guys surf a ton
of big waves in Australia?

619
00:40:07,704 --> 00:40:09,339
Sometimes, we used to surf
quite a bit on the south coast

620
00:40:09,371 --> 00:40:12,341
but riding big waves
you can get hurt alot.

621
00:40:12,976 --> 00:40:14,376
But aren't there a
ton of great whites?

622
00:40:14,409 --> 00:40:17,079
Yeah, but that's half the fun.

623
00:40:17,112 --> 00:40:19,048
You're crazy.

624
00:40:20,048 --> 00:40:24,153
So, what do you guys do just travel
around surfing on an endless summer?

625
00:40:24,653 --> 00:40:29,492
Kind of. We both snowboard too. We spent the
winter working at a ski resort in Banff

626
00:40:29,525 --> 00:40:32,329
but visas ran out so we're
kind of here illegally now

627
00:40:34,998 --> 00:40:36,298
But we can't really work so we're
just bumming around a bit.

628
00:40:36,331 --> 00:40:38,100
What do you do?

629
00:40:38,134 --> 00:40:41,670
I just graduated with a
degree in econonomics.

630
00:40:41,704 --> 00:40:48,111
I'm looking for a real job now but I kind
of want to travel before I'm locked down.

631
00:40:48,143 --> 00:40:52,181
I've been to Europe but I've
always wanted to go to Australia.

632
00:40:52,215 --> 00:40:54,050
You should definitely go
to Australia.

633
00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:55,485
It's a really beautiful place.

634
00:40:57,052 --> 00:40:59,422
I know that in North America everyone
thinks it's just outback and beaches

635
00:40:59,621 --> 00:41:05,127
but in the urban areas it's actually a
really sophisticated modern society.

636
00:41:05,161 --> 00:41:07,965
So, we should probably
get back

637
00:41:08,431 --> 00:41:11,467
but I'm really excited for you to
teach me how to surf tomorrow.

638
00:41:11,501 --> 00:41:13,704
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

639
00:41:40,396 --> 00:41:43,667
That was sick, dude!

640
00:41:44,666 --> 00:41:47,170
Here you go, Quinn. Let's
have a tune.

641
00:41:47,836 --> 00:41:49,505
What are you going play?

642
00:41:49,771 --> 00:41:51,775
You should play "I
Just Wanna Go Home"

643
00:41:51,807 --> 00:41:53,208
Yeah, we could.

644
00:41:53,242 --> 00:41:54,611
What's that song?

645
00:41:54,643 --> 00:41:56,111
You'll love it. They wrote it
themselves.

646
00:41:56,144 --> 00:41:58,380
It even mentions Brits and
Australians in it.

647
00:41:58,414 --> 00:42:01,084
An original. Perfect.
Let's hear it.

648
00:42:01,784 --> 00:42:05,155
This is a song that we usually do on
the last day of camping and partying

649
00:42:05,188 --> 00:42:07,057
because we're so burnt out.

650
00:42:07,422 --> 00:42:10,693
It's perfect for that but we'll
play it for you now just for fun.

651
00:43:55,597 --> 00:43:56,900
One more time.

652
00:44:22,557 --> 00:44:26,496
Alright guys, that was fun but I
think we're just going to crash out

653
00:44:26,528 --> 00:44:27,864
Yeah, definitely bed time.

654
00:44:27,896 --> 00:44:29,665
I'm crashing too, man.

655
00:44:29,699 --> 00:44:30,800
Goodnight guys.

656
00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:31,867
Goodnight Lacey.

657
00:44:32,367 --> 00:44:33,869
Goodnight Jen.

658
00:44:37,373 --> 00:44:38,842
Yeah!

659
00:44:39,474 --> 00:44:41,610
Joey, what are you doing?

660
00:44:50,485 --> 00:44:54,324
I love mushrooms. I love
mushrooms, baby!

661
00:44:54,356 --> 00:44:55,692
My God.

662
00:44:57,025 --> 00:45:00,663
Yeah, Jen and Deano. Take this
shit back to Australia, baby!

663
00:45:05,668 --> 00:45:08,304
I'm done. I don't even think I have
enough energy to jerk off tonight.

664
00:45:08,336 --> 00:45:09,438
I'm going to bed.

665
00:45:10,539 --> 00:45:12,608
Yeah, must be from all that
dancing about you did.

666
00:45:12,641 --> 00:45:14,677
You might have to show me some
of those moves you got mate.

667
00:45:15,277 --> 00:45:16,511
Hell, no! Those are mine.

668
00:45:16,545 --> 00:45:20,383
I keep secrets.

669
00:45:20,416 --> 00:45:22,018
Goodnight, Joey.

670
00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:23,853
Alright. Goodnight, guys.

671
00:45:23,885 --> 00:45:25,422
Goodnight, mate.

672
00:45:30,726 --> 00:45:31,795
Funny guy.

673
00:45:32,295 --> 00:45:33,697
Yeah.

674
00:45:57,853 --> 00:45:59,789
So, is that your tent
over there?

675
00:46:03,759 --> 00:46:05,394
Maybe.

676
00:46:54,376 --> 00:46:55,445
I can't.

677
00:46:55,478 --> 00:46:57,347
What's wrong?

678
00:46:58,146 --> 00:47:00,349
I broke up with my boyfriend
of two years

679
00:47:00,648 --> 00:47:03,353
and I'm still not ready.

680
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:09,492
Yeah, I know what it's like.
It's all good.

681
00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:13,730
Could I have one more kiss?
Just a little one?

682
00:47:40,722 --> 00:47:43,692
Dean. I said I can't.

683
00:47:49,063 --> 00:47:50,599
Dean.

684
00:47:51,567 --> 00:47:52,969
I said no.

685
00:47:55,570 --> 00:47:56,806
I said no.

686
00:47:57,472 --> 00:47:58,942
Why don't you shut the fuck up?

687
00:48:12,487 --> 00:48:13,690
Fucking bitch!

688
00:48:34,777 --> 00:48:37,012
You mother fucking piece
of shit!

689
00:48:37,045 --> 00:48:39,581
What the fuck were you
trying to do? Mother fucker?

690
00:48:55,898 --> 00:48:57,934
Alright man, he's had enough!
He's pretty fucked up.

691
00:48:59,902 --> 00:49:03,039
Fuck this Aussie
piece of shit! Rapist fuck!

692
00:49:04,039 --> 00:49:07,844
Can you believe that he tried to pull
that shit off at our own campsite?

693
00:49:07,876 --> 00:49:11,648
You just got fucked up!
You hear me?

694
00:49:17,820 --> 00:49:19,923
You got something to
say you little bitch?

695
00:49:21,056 --> 00:49:22,224
I'm sorry.

696
00:49:23,291 --> 00:49:26,128
What did you say, mother
fucker? What'd you say?

697
00:49:27,262 --> 00:49:28,697
I'm sorry.

698
00:49:29,297 --> 00:49:30,699
Bullshit!

699
00:49:38,873 --> 00:49:40,175
Shit! What the fuck?

700
00:49:49,150 --> 00:49:50,752
Holy shit.

701
00:50:01,195 --> 00:50:02,898
What the fuck was that?

702
00:50:13,309 --> 00:50:15,845
Holy shit. His heart's not
fucking beating.

703
00:50:15,878 --> 00:50:17,847
I think he's fucking dead.

704
00:50:20,248 --> 00:50:21,317
Good.

705
00:50:21,349 --> 00:50:22,552
What?

706
00:50:23,351 --> 00:50:24,554
I said good. Fuck him,
he deserved it.

707
00:50:25,820 --> 00:50:29,224
Fuck Ian, no. He deserved a
vicious beating he'd never forget

708
00:50:29,257 --> 00:50:31,293
and that's exactly
what we gave him

709
00:50:31,327 --> 00:50:33,563
but then you went too
fucking far, man.

710
00:50:33,596 --> 00:50:35,298
I don't give a fuck!

711
00:50:35,331 --> 00:50:37,599
Rapists deserve to die.
All of them!

712
00:50:37,632 --> 00:50:39,601
You know my sister was raped
at a fucking house party

713
00:50:39,635 --> 00:50:41,237
in Port Alberni last year.

714
00:50:41,971 --> 00:50:43,204
Yeah, I know.

715
00:50:43,237 --> 00:50:44,606
Well, what are we going to do?

716
00:50:44,639 --> 00:50:45,708
We gotta get him to a
hospital or something.

717
00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:47,911
Maybe he's still alive.
He could be resuscitated.

718
00:50:48,110 --> 00:50:50,547
Joey, he's not breathing.
He's dead.

719
00:50:51,746 --> 00:50:53,615
You can check his
fucking pulse, man.

720
00:50:53,648 --> 00:50:54,650
You're not a
fucking doctor, man.

721
00:50:55,918 --> 00:50:57,120
We need to get him to a hospital
or call a fucking ambulance.

722
00:50:57,686 --> 00:50:59,155
That's not going
to happen, Joey.

723
00:50:59,188 --> 00:51:01,157
There's no cell phone
reception here

724
00:51:01,190 --> 00:51:03,159
and the closest hospital
is an hour away

725
00:51:03,192 --> 00:51:05,094
and we're not bringing in
a dead body beat to shit

726
00:51:05,126 --> 00:51:07,096
we'd get arrested in five
seconds.

727
00:51:08,329 --> 00:51:09,665
So, what should we do?

728
00:51:10,699 --> 00:51:13,569
We bury the body and get
the fuck out of here.

729
00:51:14,268 --> 00:51:16,137
We're actually going to
do this?

730
00:51:16,170 --> 00:51:18,140
We don't have a
fucking choice, Joey.

731
00:51:22,143 --> 00:51:25,581
Fuck it. Ian's right.

732
00:51:26,414 --> 00:51:28,985
If we take him in we'll be
charged with murder

733
00:51:29,018 --> 00:51:31,086
manslaughter at the very
least.

734
00:51:32,887 --> 00:51:35,625
Maybe with our story we
won't do any jail time

735
00:51:36,157 --> 00:51:39,060
but you better believe that I'm not
spending the next five years of my life

736
00:51:39,094 --> 00:51:41,130
in a fucking court case.

737
00:51:41,163 --> 00:51:45,233
Let's bury him, let's pack
up our shit,

738
00:51:45,266 --> 00:51:47,302
let's get the fuck out of
here

739
00:51:47,335 --> 00:51:50,973
and never come back to this
fucking place ever again.

740
00:51:51,306 --> 00:51:52,976
Alright. Let's take him into
the woods.

741
00:51:53,976 --> 00:51:56,646
Yeah, let's bury him in
that cave by the beach

742
00:51:56,679 --> 00:51:58,713
the ground will be soft
enough so we can dig

743
00:51:58,746 --> 00:52:01,317
with the camping shovel
and just our bare hands.

744
00:52:01,349 --> 00:52:02,985
We can dig a fucking grave.

745
00:52:03,318 --> 00:52:05,354
Fuck man, I'm fucking
tripping high on mushrooms

746
00:52:05,387 --> 00:52:07,256
I can't handle this shit right
fucking now

747
00:52:07,289 --> 00:52:08,724
my heart's beating faster
than a fucking freight train!

748
00:52:08,757 --> 00:52:10,659
Joey, chill the fuck out.

749
00:52:15,230 --> 00:52:16,666
Just take some deep breaths.

750
00:52:16,699 --> 00:52:18,768
We just have to carry his
body into the cave

751
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,902
it's not that far. Let's just
get it done.

752
00:52:20,936 --> 00:52:23,840
Alright man, alright.
I'll fucking try.

753
00:52:24,706 --> 00:52:26,741
I'll grab the camping
shovel and a lantern

754
00:52:26,775 --> 00:52:29,244
and I'll meet you guys down
there in a little bit, okay?

755
00:52:29,277 --> 00:52:30,679
Let's fucking do this.

756
00:52:44,092 --> 00:52:46,663
Hey, are you alright?

757
00:52:46,994 --> 00:52:49,065
Does it look like she's
fucking alright Quinn?

758
00:52:49,097 --> 00:52:51,333
Lacey, just listen.

759
00:52:51,365 --> 00:52:54,402
So, we were beating up Dean
pretty hard but not too bad

760
00:52:54,436 --> 00:52:56,405
then all of a sudden he starts
twitching out, seizuring,

761
00:52:56,438 --> 00:52:57,706
foaming at the mouth, I
don't know

762
00:52:59,007 --> 00:52:59,742
he might of had a brain
hemorrhage. I don't know

763
00:53:00,442 --> 00:53:03,146
but he's dead.

764
00:53:04,079 --> 00:53:05,081
What?

765
00:53:05,114 --> 00:53:07,215
Yeah, he's fucking dead.

766
00:53:07,248 --> 00:53:10,452
Good. He was a fucking asshole.
I would have killed him myself.

767
00:53:10,485 --> 00:53:12,387
We're gonna go
bury him right now.

768
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:13,989
Then we're going
to pack up our stuff

769
00:53:14,021 --> 00:53:15,423
and we're going to get the
the fuck out of here.

770
00:53:15,456 --> 00:53:17,793
When you're ready can you
guys start packing up?

771
00:53:18,793 --> 00:53:21,329
Okay. Just give us some
time here, alright?

772
00:53:21,797 --> 00:53:23,331
Okay. We'll be back.

773
00:53:30,838 --> 00:53:32,741
Watch out there's a log there.

774
00:53:52,260 --> 00:53:54,730
I told Lacey and Jen happened.

775
00:53:54,929 --> 00:53:56,464
Did they freak out?

776
00:53:56,498 --> 00:53:58,735
Not really. Jen's
still in shock.

777
00:53:59,268 --> 00:54:01,304
They didn't have too much
fucking sympathy for him.

778
00:54:01,903 --> 00:54:04,005
Do you think anyone will
find the body here?

779
00:54:04,039 --> 00:54:05,875
I mean, it's not
that hard to dig up.

780
00:54:05,907 --> 00:54:07,976
If we had some bleach we could
get rid of most of the remains

781
00:54:08,010 --> 00:54:11,981
but this is the best we can do for
now. We just gotta fucking try it.

782
00:54:12,014 --> 00:54:14,282
Yeah, but they have dogs that are
trained to sniff out corpses.

783
00:54:14,315 --> 00:54:16,851
No one is going to find
out what happened.

784
00:54:16,885 --> 00:54:20,823
Therefore, nobody is going to be
looking for a fucking dead body

785
00:54:20,856 --> 00:54:22,925
buried near the beach.

786
00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:24,860
If they do go searching for
him

787
00:54:24,893 --> 00:54:27,195
they're going to be looking for
someone lost deep in the woods

788
00:54:27,228 --> 00:54:28,230
or fucking drown in the ocean.

789
00:54:28,264 --> 00:54:30,432
It's happened before. Some
teenagers get wasted

790
00:54:30,465 --> 00:54:32,434
while they're camping and one
of them wonders off

791
00:54:32,467 --> 00:54:33,503
and gets lost in the woods.

792
00:54:35,070 --> 00:54:36,071
Yeah, but it wasn't some
drunk ass teen from the city

793
00:54:36,105 --> 00:54:37,807
it was a rugged Australian
who knows the outdoors.

794
00:54:39,175 --> 00:54:41,911
All the more reason for him to
go exploring deep in the woods

795
00:54:42,177 --> 00:54:45,414
Fuck it! This is what we're
gonna do

796
00:54:45,447 --> 00:54:47,950
we don't know anything
about what happened

797
00:54:47,983 --> 00:54:49,852
we were asleep.

798
00:55:01,630 --> 00:55:03,099
Fucker!

799
00:55:21,315 --> 00:55:22,584
Fuck!

800
00:56:17,204 --> 00:56:19,040
Fuck!

801
00:56:19,074 --> 00:56:21,043
There's Donnie and Chase coming
down the beach right now.

802
00:56:21,076 --> 00:56:22,978
You guys just pop in the
tent and I'll talk to them.

803
00:56:26,248 --> 00:56:28,451
Lacey, Jen, you guys just stay in
the tent for a couple minutes.

804
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:35,457
Wakey, wakey, hands off
snakey!

805
00:56:37,291 --> 00:56:39,494
Come on Deano! Get up
you little fucker.

806
00:56:39,527 --> 00:56:40,562
Hey, what's up guys?

807
00:56:41,963 --> 00:56:45,433
There he is. You're not looking
too prime today Quinn. Hungover?

808
00:56:45,733 --> 00:56:49,038
Yeah man, not feeling too
good. That's for sure.

809
00:56:49,603 --> 00:56:51,172
Hey mate. Where's
Deano sleeping?

810
00:56:51,405 --> 00:56:54,576
He's not back at
your guys' campsite?

811
00:56:54,608 --> 00:56:58,047
Because he stumbled off around
2AM when we were all passing out.

812
00:56:58,079 --> 00:57:00,715
He must have passed
out on the way back.

813
00:57:00,748 --> 00:57:02,050
What a nob!

814
00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:04,119
Haha, what a moron.

815
00:57:04,385 --> 00:57:07,056
I stayed up all night.
I'm still fucking hammered.

816
00:57:07,521 --> 00:57:09,090
But actually we're gonna
head out today

817
00:57:09,123 --> 00:57:11,559
because Lacey ended up
getting really sick

818
00:57:11,592 --> 00:57:13,328
off the shrooms.

819
00:57:13,362 --> 00:57:15,197
So, we're just going to
pack up and get outta here.

820
00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:17,199
That's too bad.

821
00:57:17,231 --> 00:57:19,233
We had a great night last
night didn't we?

822
00:57:19,266 --> 00:57:20,502
Yeah, it was good times
for sure.

823
00:57:21,871 --> 00:57:23,639
Well, in a few days we'll be heading
up to Tofino for a couple weeks.

824
00:57:23,672 --> 00:57:25,574
You guys should come
and meet us.

825
00:57:26,041 --> 00:57:27,543
Yeah, that's cool. Well we'll
know where to find you guys

826
00:57:27,576 --> 00:57:29,144
just right on the beach, right?

827
00:57:29,177 --> 00:57:31,012
Alright, see you later.

828
00:57:31,045 --> 00:57:32,948
Take it easy. See you
later guys.

829
00:57:33,315 --> 00:57:35,617
XO XO. Gossip Girl.

830
00:57:36,050 --> 00:57:37,552
Okay man. Later dude.

831
00:57:37,585 --> 00:57:39,120
See ya.

832
00:57:46,128 --> 00:57:47,663
Holy fuck.

833
00:57:48,163 --> 00:57:49,597
Fucking shit.

834
00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:53,369
That sounded like it went
over well.

835
00:57:55,036 --> 00:57:56,204
They didn't seem too surprised that Dean
might have wondered off and passed out.

836
00:57:57,739 --> 00:58:00,108
K, lets finish packing up. The
sooner we leave here the better

837
00:58:00,307 --> 00:58:02,311
I can't believe that actually
happened last night.

838
00:58:02,577 --> 00:58:04,747
It did Joey. So let's just focus on
what needs to get done right now

839
00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:06,315
and try not to freak out.

840
00:58:14,222 --> 00:58:16,191
One more trip with the gear

841
00:58:16,224 --> 00:58:17,226
and we should be good to go.

842
00:58:17,259 --> 00:58:18,327
Alright.

843
00:58:27,068 --> 00:58:28,237
Hey!

844
00:58:28,269 --> 00:58:29,338
What's up, Donnie?

845
00:58:30,438 --> 00:58:31,507
You guys havn't seen Dean
walking about have you?

846
00:58:32,474 --> 00:58:33,242
He never made it back
to your guys' campsite?

847
00:58:34,443 --> 00:58:36,245
Nah, the fucker's still M.I.A.
We don't know where he is.

848
00:58:36,277 --> 00:58:38,179
We looked over the entire beach.

849
00:58:38,512 --> 00:58:40,114
We just went through the
trail to load up our van

850
00:58:40,148 --> 00:58:41,182
and we didn't see him.

851
00:58:42,284 --> 00:58:43,318
Something's up. We're starting
to sketch out a bit.

852
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:46,155
He always wakes up to surf
no matter how shit-faced

853
00:58:46,188 --> 00:58:47,256
he was the night before.

854
00:58:47,289 --> 00:58:48,557
Yeah, that's weird.

855
00:58:49,724 --> 00:58:50,258
You guys don't mind looking
through the woods with us

856
00:58:50,291 --> 00:58:51,527
before you go, do you?

857
00:58:52,427 --> 00:58:55,064
Yeah, we could help you
out for a bit.

858
00:58:55,097 --> 00:58:56,698
Of course.

859
00:58:56,731 --> 00:58:58,134
Yeah, alright. Thank you.

860
00:59:02,471 --> 00:59:04,340
Deano!

861
00:59:05,206 --> 00:59:06,775
Dean!

862
00:59:07,775 --> 00:59:09,811
Where are you, fucker?

863
00:59:12,114 --> 00:59:14,083
Deano!

864
00:59:16,318 --> 00:59:16,819
Dean!

865
00:59:19,788 --> 00:59:22,090
Dean!

866
00:59:23,858 --> 00:59:26,362
Deano!

867
00:59:28,563 --> 00:59:30,365
Dean!

868
00:59:30,731 --> 00:59:31,800
What?

869
00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:34,103
I can't handle this.

870
00:59:34,135 --> 00:59:35,304
We need to leave right now.
This is too crazy.

871
00:59:36,505 --> 00:59:39,141
I know. Let's just pretend to
search for a few more minutes

872
00:59:39,173 --> 00:59:40,342
and then we'll bail.

873
01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:06,235
Where the hell
have you guys been?

874
01:00:06,568 --> 01:00:07,836
We ran into Donnie on the trail.

875
01:00:07,869 --> 01:00:09,671
They've been looking for
Dean all morning

876
01:00:09,704 --> 01:00:11,539
so we pretended to help
search for a bit.

877
01:00:11,572 --> 01:00:13,275
It's good actually. There's
now way that they'll suspect

878
01:00:13,307 --> 01:00:15,309
that we had anything
to do with it.

879
01:00:15,342 --> 01:00:18,480
I need to get away from
this fucking stupid place.

880
01:00:18,512 --> 01:00:20,382
I'm gonna have a panic attack.

881
01:00:20,414 --> 01:00:21,784
K, let's pack up the rest
of the gear and let's go.

882
01:00:24,351 --> 01:00:25,620
Who's Chase talking to?

883
01:00:27,521 --> 01:00:28,789
Fuck!

884
01:00:28,822 --> 01:00:30,558
Fuck. He's talking to a
Ranger!

885
01:00:31,559 --> 01:00:34,395
Fuck, Joey. You wrote down
our license plate number

886
01:00:34,429 --> 01:00:36,731
when you registered to
camp. Didn't you?

887
01:00:36,764 --> 01:00:37,865
Yeah, I did.

888
01:00:37,898 --> 01:00:39,167
Shit!

889
01:00:39,501 --> 01:00:40,569
Fuck, Quinn. Who cares?

890
01:00:41,670 --> 01:00:41,702
Listen. It's the first thing
they're going to reference

891
01:00:42,971 --> 01:00:45,206
if they call the R.C.M.P. and
do a full out search for Dean.

892
01:00:45,539 --> 01:00:47,342
They're going to contact
everyone who was camping

893
01:00:47,375 --> 01:00:49,644
here this weekend. They have
our license plate number

894
01:00:49,677 --> 01:00:51,579
it'll take them five seconds
to find us.

895
01:00:51,913 --> 01:00:54,583
Quinn, it doesn't matter. We
wont tell them anything.

896
01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:57,552
Ian, think about it.
Trained R.C.M.P investigators

897
01:00:57,585 --> 01:01:00,688
seperately asking us all a shit
load of detailed questions.

898
01:01:00,722 --> 01:01:03,692
Fuck. Are we all really that
good at lying?

899
01:01:03,724 --> 01:01:05,427
They're gonna know
something's up.

900
01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:07,262
Alright, fuck!

901
01:01:07,295 --> 01:01:08,664
Let's try to stall them.

902
01:01:09,231 --> 01:01:11,567
So, can you tell me how long
this guy has been missing?

903
01:01:12,967 --> 01:01:14,869
Well, he didn't come back
last night.

904
01:01:14,902 --> 01:01:18,372
He was pretty drunk. But we've
been searching all morning

905
01:01:18,405 --> 01:01:20,208
and we haven't been able
to find him.

906
01:01:20,407 --> 01:01:21,809
Do you know who last person
was who saw him

907
01:01:21,842 --> 01:01:22,944
before he disappeared?

908
01:01:23,945 --> 01:01:26,315
Actually it was these guys.

909
01:01:27,315 --> 01:01:29,318
Hey, we found him.
We found Dean.

910
01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:31,486
You did? Where was he?

911
01:01:31,820 --> 01:01:34,390
He was passed out in the
woods just like we thought.

912
01:01:34,588 --> 01:01:38,527
What a moron. Sir,
I'm sorry about this.

913
01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:41,963
It sounds like you guys had a pretty
wild and crazy night last night.

914
01:01:42,764 --> 01:01:44,333
Yeah, we did.

915
01:01:44,565 --> 01:01:46,334
I wouldn't have minded being
out there with you guys

916
01:01:46,601 --> 01:01:47,970
but on a serious side,
just keep in mind

917
01:01:48,003 --> 01:01:49,805
we've had several
sightings of bears

918
01:01:49,838 --> 01:01:51,540
in the last couple weeks.

919
01:01:52,474 --> 01:01:54,509
So, no matter how messed
up you guys get

920
01:01:54,541 --> 01:01:57,246
or how drunk you get, don't
go into the woods at night.

921
01:01:57,445 --> 01:01:58,547
For sure.

922
01:01:59,547 --> 01:02:00,681
Alright? Especially not like
your buddy did.

923
01:02:00,715 --> 01:02:03,919
If you go out in there you
could end up as bear fodder.

924
01:02:04,318 --> 01:02:05,853
No problem. Thanks for the
warning.

925
01:02:05,887 --> 01:02:09,423
Okay, it's fine. Just remember
to take all your stuff with you

926
01:02:09,456 --> 01:02:11,425
don't leave anything lying
around. Take it out with you.

927
01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:14,529
If the bears get a sniff of that
they'll be coming around.

928
01:02:14,829 --> 01:02:17,233
Alright, have a good one.

929
01:02:17,965 --> 01:02:18,967
See you later.

930
01:02:21,001 --> 01:02:23,271
What a fucking nob Deano is.

931
01:02:23,570 --> 01:02:26,574
Can you imagine if they'd brought the
whole search and rescue team out?

932
01:02:26,608 --> 01:02:27,643
Yeah.

933
01:02:33,347 --> 01:02:35,851
Alright. Where's that
bastard, Deano?

934
01:02:35,884 --> 01:02:38,853
I don't know. He might have just
gone off with Donnie, I think.

935
01:02:39,820 --> 01:02:41,355
Why don't you just tell him?

936
01:02:41,389 --> 01:02:42,625
What the fuck are you
talking about?

937
01:02:43,759 --> 01:02:44,793
Why don't you just tell him
what the fuck happened.

938
01:02:44,827 --> 01:02:46,728
He's gonna find out when
Donnie gets back anyway.

939
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:48,496
What the fuck are you two
on about?

940
01:02:49,664 --> 01:02:52,534
Okay, what the fuck is
going on here?

941
01:02:52,967 --> 01:02:54,769
The truth is...

942
01:02:57,572 --> 01:02:59,307
We haven't found Dean yet.

943
01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:02,010
So, you lied to the Ranger.

944
01:03:02,777 --> 01:03:04,480
What the fuck are you thinking?

945
01:03:04,878 --> 01:03:06,848
You think this is some
sort of fucking joke?

946
01:03:07,849 --> 01:03:11,687
I'm sorry bro. I just did a shit
load of mushrooms last night.

947
01:03:11,719 --> 01:03:13,922
Our brains are fucking fried.

948
01:03:14,922 --> 01:03:17,558
Like, I think I'm still fucking
high right now.

949
01:03:17,925 --> 01:03:20,061
I don't know what's going on
with you two at the moment

950
01:03:20,094 --> 01:03:21,496
you're acting pretty fucking
weird.

951
01:03:22,063 --> 01:03:24,767
But I'm starting to get really
fuckin' pissed off.

952
01:03:25,733 --> 01:03:28,603
We saw you talking with the
Ranger and I just got paranoid

953
01:03:28,635 --> 01:03:30,672
that he was going to bust us
for the weed and the shrooms

954
01:03:31,806 --> 01:03:34,041
Like, I don't even know what's
going on right now

955
01:03:34,074 --> 01:03:35,843
I apologize, I sincerely
apologize.

956
01:03:35,876 --> 01:03:37,913
I don't know why we
said that.

957
01:03:37,945 --> 01:03:39,648
We'll all calm down,
we'll find him.

958
01:03:39,681 --> 01:03:41,782
Yeah, well I guess so.

959
01:03:41,815 --> 01:03:44,352
Dean's gotta be around
here somewhere. Right?

960
01:03:48,956 --> 01:03:51,626
Well, what the fuck is
this?

961
01:03:53,894 --> 01:03:57,333
Alright. I wanna know what's
going on right now.

962
01:03:57,898 --> 01:03:59,667
This is Dean's sandal.

963
01:03:59,934 --> 01:04:02,805
There's blood all over it. There
is blood all over the rocks here

964
01:04:04,139 --> 01:04:05,974
You better tell me what's going
on right now

965
01:04:06,007 --> 01:04:07,909
or I'm gonna fucking lose it.

966
01:04:10,945 --> 01:04:12,114
Just tell him.

967
01:04:13,414 --> 01:04:15,516
I don't even know how to
tell you this man.

968
01:04:16,985 --> 01:04:19,121
Dean is fucking dead.

969
01:04:20,487 --> 01:04:21,823
Are you fucking with me?

970
01:04:22,623 --> 01:04:25,159
No. Actually we're not
fucking with you.

971
01:04:25,193 --> 01:04:27,062
He tried to rape
Jen, last night.

972
01:04:27,094 --> 01:04:29,831
He was a piece of shit
and he deserved it.

973
01:04:30,931 --> 01:04:32,967
You are not fucking serious.

974
01:04:33,534 --> 01:04:35,971
Yeah, we are fucking serious. We had
to pull him off Jen last night.

975
01:04:36,003 --> 01:04:38,906
We knocked him around a bit. Gave
him some punches to the head

976
01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:40,809
and then all of a sudden he
started twitching out.

977
01:04:40,842 --> 01:04:42,744
Out of fucking nowhere.

978
01:04:42,777 --> 01:04:45,079
He must have had a hemmorhage or
an aneurysm from the head trauma

979
01:04:45,112 --> 01:04:46,580
I don't know.

980
01:04:46,614 --> 01:04:48,550
But there was nothing
we could do about it.

981
01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:50,918
There's nothing you could do.

982
01:04:50,952 --> 01:04:52,454
There's nothing anyone could do.

983
01:04:52,487 --> 01:04:56,090
Are you guys
fucking bent in the head?

984
01:04:57,759 --> 01:05:00,829
I've known Deano my whole
life. He's my fucking cousin.

985
01:05:01,929 --> 01:05:03,565
He would never
fucking hurt anyone.

986
01:05:03,597 --> 01:05:05,567
Maybe this bitch is lying.

987
01:05:06,934 --> 01:05:09,837
Okay, okay. So if he's dead,
show me his fucking body.

988
01:05:10,804 --> 01:05:12,907
Roll his fuckin' body out here.

989
01:05:13,907 --> 01:05:17,179
We took him into the woods
and we buried him.

990
01:05:20,114 --> 01:05:21,449
You buried...

991
01:05:21,483 --> 01:05:23,152
you buried him?

992
01:05:24,985 --> 01:05:26,888
You fucking buried him?

993
01:05:29,858 --> 01:05:31,894
You're telling me...

994
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:37,566
that you killed my fucking cousin
because of this fucking cunt?

995
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:42,069
Fuck! Fuck!

996
01:05:42,103 --> 01:05:44,673
Maybe you don't know who
you're dealing with!

997
01:05:45,005 --> 01:05:49,444
Maybe you don't know who
you're fucking with!

998
01:06:15,769 --> 01:06:18,005
So, listen up kiddies.

999
01:06:20,942 --> 01:06:23,177
This is how this is gonna
play out.

1000
01:06:24,679 --> 01:06:28,050
You're gonna tell me exactly
what fucking happened

1001
01:06:29,050 --> 01:06:30,685
and he'd better be alright.

1002
01:06:30,717 --> 01:06:32,753
So fucking help me!

1003
01:06:34,188 --> 01:06:39,161
Because if he isn't I'm gonna
take this little cunt's head

1004
01:06:40,327 --> 01:06:42,931
and crack his fucking skull
open like a coconut.

1005
01:06:44,298 --> 01:06:47,902
Yes! And fucking rip your
scalp off!

1006
01:06:48,168 --> 01:06:53,975
With my fucking hands and the blood
of my fucking cousin's hands!

1007
01:06:55,143 --> 01:06:57,311
How many times do
I have to tell you?

1008
01:06:57,344 --> 01:07:00,047
You're cousin is dead.

1009
01:07:01,983 --> 01:07:03,085
What the fuck? Quinn!

1010
01:07:08,088 --> 01:07:09,123
Fuck!

1011
01:07:15,195 --> 01:07:16,297
What the fuck?

1012
01:07:16,331 --> 01:07:17,865
Get the fuck off of him!

1013
01:07:28,675 --> 01:07:29,744
Yes, yes

1014
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:47,728
We need to have a little talk.

1015
01:09:12,814 --> 01:09:14,048
Where are you going,
Donnie?

1016
01:09:15,015 --> 01:09:17,786
I just wanted to talk to you!

1017
01:09:24,292 --> 01:09:26,194
Donnie! Where the fuck is
Ian? What the fuck happened?

1018
01:09:26,894 --> 01:09:27,929
That fucker's completely mental!

1019
01:09:27,962 --> 01:09:28,997
He just chased me with an axe!

1020
01:09:29,262 --> 01:09:30,264
Where is Ian?

1021
01:09:30,965 --> 01:09:32,701
He's in the parking lot.
He's trying to kill me.

1022
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,402
I saw him chop up Chase!

1023
01:09:34,435 --> 01:09:35,603
He's not trying to fucking
kill you man.

1024
01:09:36,304 --> 01:09:37,939
Just go back to the site. I'll
fucking try to find Ian and

1025
01:09:37,971 --> 01:09:40,007
chill him out.

1026
01:09:40,373 --> 01:09:41,809
Fuck!

1027
01:09:49,984 --> 01:09:50,986
Ian!

1028
01:09:51,953 --> 01:09:52,954
Ian.

1029
01:10:10,171 --> 01:10:11,306
Ian!

1030
01:10:17,345 --> 01:10:18,380
Ian!

1031
01:10:27,454 --> 01:10:28,856
Fucking hell.

1032
01:10:29,556 --> 01:10:30,858
Fucking hell.

1033
01:10:32,225 --> 01:10:33,961
Donnie. That's what
happened, alright?

1034
01:10:35,095 --> 01:10:36,330
There's nothing we can do
about it now

1035
01:10:37,465 --> 01:10:38,400
we all just have to fucking
move on with our lives.

1036
01:10:39,567 --> 01:10:40,601
He's a fucking nutter.
He's completely lost the plot.

1037
01:10:41,569 --> 01:10:44,072
I can't find Ian, man. I don't
know where he went.

1038
01:10:44,404 --> 01:10:46,073
He's coming back.

1039
01:10:46,274 --> 01:10:48,209
Right now we need to deal
with Chase's body

1040
01:10:48,242 --> 01:10:50,211
before someone comes by
and sees it.

1041
01:10:50,243 --> 01:10:52,146
What are we going to do
with it?

1042
01:10:52,180 --> 01:10:53,914
I'm not digging another grave.

1043
01:10:54,247 --> 01:10:55,951
We're going to sink it in
the river.

1044
01:10:56,951 --> 01:10:58,987
Donnie, we're gonna
need your help carrying the body

1045
01:10:59,020 --> 01:11:01,056
Fuck that man! I'm not doing it.

1046
01:11:02,189 --> 01:11:04,291
Either you help us out or
your on your own.

1047
01:11:04,324 --> 01:11:07,362
You can try to leave and deal
with Ian all by yourself again

1048
01:11:07,395 --> 01:11:09,097
or you can just help us
carry the fucking body

1049
01:11:09,130 --> 01:11:12,333
and get this over with. Those
are the options.

1050
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:14,568
Fuck.

1051
01:11:24,145 --> 01:11:25,313
Fucker.

1052
01:12:49,229 --> 01:12:50,865
I heard you out there.

1053
01:13:12,319 --> 01:13:14,588
What do I got out there?
A little grizzy bear?

1054
01:14:43,077 --> 01:14:44,145
I can hear you.

1055
01:14:44,677 --> 01:14:45,713
Come on out.

1056
01:15:27,253 --> 01:15:30,291
So, can we go home yet
or what?

1057
01:15:30,323 --> 01:15:34,127
Well, has Ian come
yet? I don't fucking see him.

1058
01:15:34,161 --> 01:15:35,663
We can't just leave him.

1059
01:15:35,695 --> 01:15:39,466
I don't fucking care. I'm
leaving right now.

1060
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:42,403
I don't care if I have to walk
up to the hi-way and hitch hike

1061
01:15:42,435 --> 01:15:44,405
me and Jen are going
right now!

1062
01:15:44,738 --> 01:15:46,673
We don't know where Ian
is Lacey.

1063
01:15:46,707 --> 01:15:49,244
I don't fucking care!

1064
01:15:49,710 --> 01:15:52,380
We can leave him a tent
and some food

1065
01:15:52,412 --> 01:15:54,381
and you can come back
and get him tomorrow

1066
01:15:54,414 --> 01:15:57,251
but right now you have to
drive me and Jen home.

1067
01:15:57,283 --> 01:15:58,685
Right fucking now!

1068
01:15:59,353 --> 01:16:02,757
Lacey, he just killed someone
to save my life.

1069
01:16:02,789 --> 01:16:04,692
He saved Jen last night.

1070
01:16:05,259 --> 01:16:07,761
We're not fucking leaving
here until he comes back

1071
01:16:07,795 --> 01:16:09,396
or until we find him.

1072
01:16:10,296 --> 01:16:11,398
Well, he was last seen near
the parking lot

1073
01:16:11,431 --> 01:16:13,400
he's gotta be up there
somewhere.

1074
01:16:13,434 --> 01:16:14,502
Let's just go up there
and look for him.

1075
01:16:14,534 --> 01:16:15,635
Fine.

1076
01:16:15,668 --> 01:16:18,171
He's lost it man. He is a
lunatic.

1077
01:16:18,204 --> 01:16:20,475
I'm not leaving your guys'
side till I get back to my car.

1078
01:16:20,507 --> 01:16:22,476
Ian is trying to kill me!

1079
01:16:23,277 --> 01:16:24,479
He's not trying
to kill you, Donnie.

1080
01:16:24,511 --> 01:16:26,246
He just went through a
pretty intense ordeal

1081
01:16:26,279 --> 01:16:29,750
we fucking all have. He's just
trying to protect his friends.

1082
01:16:29,783 --> 01:16:33,521
You don't need to chop someone's
head off to protect your friends!

1083
01:16:34,354 --> 01:16:36,423
I admit it. He might
have snapped.

1084
01:16:36,724 --> 01:16:40,661
Okay? But his sister was raped
last year and it fucking

1085
01:16:40,694 --> 01:16:44,132
devastated him. He felt so bad because
he wasn't there to protect her.

1086
01:16:44,430 --> 01:16:48,802
He has violence deeply
ingrained in his psyche.

1087
01:16:49,336 --> 01:16:52,240
Yeah, he told me his dad used
to hit him when he was younger.

1088
01:16:53,239 --> 01:16:55,842
His old man used to hand out
beatings when he was drunk.

1089
01:16:55,876 --> 01:16:57,778
To Ian, his brother and his
sister.

1090
01:16:57,810 --> 01:17:01,414
But Ian used to let his old man
chase him around the house

1091
01:17:01,448 --> 01:17:04,719
to tire him out so that just
he would take the beating

1092
01:17:04,752 --> 01:17:07,321
not his brother and his
sister.

1093
01:17:07,354 --> 01:17:10,158
Then one day when
he was about thirteen

1094
01:17:10,190 --> 01:17:12,894
he was getting chased
around the house

1095
01:17:12,926 --> 01:17:16,496
then he just stops, he faces him

1096
01:17:16,529 --> 01:17:19,199
and he says "Let's go,
let's go right now"

1097
01:17:20,501 --> 01:17:23,938
and his dad just
looks at him, stops,

1098
01:17:23,970 --> 01:17:26,907
turns around and walks away.

1099
01:17:27,307 --> 01:17:31,613
From then on their old man never laid a
finger on him or any of his siblings.

1100
01:17:32,947 --> 01:17:34,614
He'll use violence to protect
who he loves

1101
01:17:34,648 --> 01:17:35,850
that's just the way he is.

1102
01:17:36,984 --> 01:17:38,786
So, I don't know if he's snapped
or if he's gone totally

1103
01:17:38,819 --> 01:17:42,390
fucking crazy. But we are not
leaving here without him.

1104
01:17:43,390 --> 01:17:45,160
Alright. Let's go find him.

1105
01:18:01,242 --> 01:18:02,543
Ian!

1106
01:18:03,844 --> 01:18:06,713
Ian, it's time to go.

1107
01:18:07,514 --> 01:18:10,251
Ian! Where the fuck are you?

1108
01:18:10,283 --> 01:18:11,251
He's not here.

1109
01:18:11,284 --> 01:18:13,320
Where do you think he is?

1110
01:18:13,354 --> 01:18:15,256
He's in the woods.

1111
01:18:15,521 --> 01:18:17,859
Fuckin' Ian took my car keys.

1112
01:18:18,324 --> 01:18:19,860
Well I guess you're coming
with us to look for him then.

1113
01:18:21,561 --> 01:18:24,664
Let's all stick together guys.
No one spread out at any time.

1114
01:18:24,698 --> 01:18:26,668
Flashlight.

1115
01:18:27,501 --> 01:18:28,503
Joey.

1116
01:18:34,841 --> 01:18:35,943
Alright. Let's go.

1117
01:18:43,684 --> 01:18:46,387
Ian! Where are you?

1118
01:18:50,923 --> 01:18:52,460
Ian?

1119
01:18:53,961 --> 01:18:54,896
Ian.

1120
01:18:58,865 --> 01:18:59,899
What?

1121
01:18:59,932 --> 01:19:01,903
I think I heard something.

1122
01:19:04,837 --> 01:19:07,407
I don't hear anything.
But guys lets stick together.

1123
01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:09,409
There are wild bears
in these woods, okay?

1124
01:19:11,045 --> 01:19:12,346
Just stay close.

1125
01:19:12,945 --> 01:19:14,282
Ian!

1126
01:19:19,653 --> 01:19:21,789
Ian!

1127
01:19:34,935 --> 01:19:36,537
Guys, I see something.

1128
01:19:36,936 --> 01:19:37,639
Where?

1129
01:19:38,005 --> 01:19:39,474
Right there.

1130
01:19:49,949 --> 01:19:51,351
It's a body!

1131
01:19:52,118 --> 01:19:53,554
It's the fucking Ranger!

1132
01:19:53,854 --> 01:19:54,856
My God!

1133
01:19:55,957 --> 01:19:55,990
Ian's done this. I told you
he's gone fucking mental.

1134
01:19:56,657 --> 01:19:58,493
Let's get the hell outta here!

1135
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:01,029
We don't know that was Ian. It
could have been a bear attack.

1136
01:20:01,528 --> 01:20:02,664
Those are axe wounds.

1137
01:20:03,698 --> 01:20:05,399
He's chopped him up just
like he did to Chase.

1138
01:20:05,431 --> 01:20:06,600
Why would he do this?

1139
01:20:06,899 --> 01:20:07,934
Fuck. I don't know.

1140
01:20:08,902 --> 01:20:09,503
Because the Ranger has
our license plate number

1141
01:20:10,136 --> 01:20:10,604
Take me back to the van!

1142
01:20:11,706 --> 01:20:12,940
Drop me off at the nearest
gas station! I'm on the

1143
01:20:13,039 --> 01:20:14,408
next plane back
to fucking England!

1144
01:20:14,509 --> 01:20:16,444
Donnie! Just calm the fuck down!

1145
01:20:17,305 --> 01:20:23,710
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