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Dads is recorded in front
of a live studio audience.
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Oh, what a weird movie.
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I know.
Vin diesel always looks like
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he can't decide
what he's smelling.
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He's, like...
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Gasoline...?
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No.
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It's cake.
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Come here.
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Pretend I no here.
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Edna...
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It's okay,
you-you can go.
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Okay. Thank you, Mr. Eli.
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Thank you.
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Wha... E-Edna, wha...
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What are you doing?
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Tomorrow I work from home.
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Where were we?
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Eli, there's something
you should know.
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Uh, okay.
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Do you want to see
if I can guess?
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Maybe we both say it
at the same time.
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Okay, one, two...
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You're bisexual.
I have a son.
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You have a son.
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Yeah.
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If-if you want to break up,
I understand.
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No, no. Are you kidding?
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I-I love kids.
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Why, I would rent a baby
six times a year...
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If that were legal.
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Well, Gene is 12.
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Well, you know what, Elsa?
I like you.
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So I'm still in.
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Eli.
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You have company?
Yes.
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Is it girl company?
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Yes.
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Does she by any chance
have any q-tips?
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I guess I have
to tell you...
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I have a dad.
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? Daddy took me to the zoo
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? na, na, na, na ?
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? Just to see
something brand-new ?
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? Na, na, na, ooh ?
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? So many stars up in the sky
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? so many questions have I
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? na, na, na, na ?
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? Daddy took me for a ride.
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Hey.
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That was, uh...
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A beautiful woman
you had here last night.
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Yeah. Things are getting
kind of serious. Mm.
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There's one thing
I can't figure out.
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Why is she with you?
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Well, believe it or not, dad,
she likes my personality.
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No.
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No way that's it.
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Well, she's gonna
introduce me to her son.
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That's it.
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Okay, now it makes sense.
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Little piece of advice,
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take it or leave it.
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Run...!
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Wh-what?
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Oh, nothing.
My doctor says
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I should make a noise
every few minutes
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to make sure
I'm still alive.
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Hey, hey.
Hey.
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Easy-e!
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E-dog!
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? Eli-Eli-oh!
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Are you on something?
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No. I'm just on the couch.
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I got into a fight
last night with camila.
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It was great.
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I never realized
how comfortable
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my couch was.
I haven't slept that good
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since I was in a coma
for two days.
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I feel so alive.
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Me, too.
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So, did you go out
last night?
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Yeah, yeah,
I had another date with Elsa.
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It's actually getting
kind of serious.
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Wow, number three...
The third date kid.
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Yeah, it's good; We're, like,
texting all the time.
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- It's all, like...
- Bwoo, boo,
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bwoo, boo, bwoo-bwoo,
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bwoo-bwoo, boo, boo, boo.
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Well, I keep my phone
on vibrate.
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Ooh, wh... Where do you keep
your phone on vibrate?
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In a manila folder with
a sexual harassment complaint.
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Actually, you guys
can help me.
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Elsa has a 12-year-old son.
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I'm supposed
to meet him tonight.
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Hey, kid, how's it goin'?
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I'm serious, though...
This is a kid
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being raised by a single mom
with no dad.
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This is me.
I can help this kid.
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Yes! Yes! Eli to the rescue.
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I love energized Warner.
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This is great.
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Hey, you know,
we got that meeting
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with the big-box retailers
this week... maybe you want
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to pick a fight with camila,
sleep on the couch all week.
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That's ridiculous.
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I'm not gonna just
pick a fight for no reason.
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Look at the way
this towel is folded,
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and look at the way
this towel is folded.
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So?
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So, you used two different
folding techniques.
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One t... one towel's square
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while the other one's
a rectangle.
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What kind of country
are we living in,
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crazy-Stan?!
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I don't know what
your problem is tonight,
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but I'm gonna go
sleep on the couch.
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
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No, no, no, no, I'm gonna
sleep on the couch.
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No, I...
Nuh...
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You know what? Fine.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Mm.
So, Gene,
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tell Eli about
your school.
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I go to a school.
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He's a little shy
with strangers.
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Let me just get dessert.
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So, what's up, buddy!
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Hey, uh, do you like
skateboarding?
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Man, I loved skateboarding
when I was your age,
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mostly 'cause
of back to the future.
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I've never heard of that.
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I'm not a thousand.
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Uh, do you like video games?
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I guess.
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Oh, cool.
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You should come
to my office, ghost child games.
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Ghost child?
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All your games suck.
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Listen, Gene...
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I know how hard it is
to grow up without a dad.
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So that's why all
your games suck?
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No, I'm just...
I'm saying that...
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Like, if you ever
want someone to talk to,
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I'm here for you.
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Is everyone else in
the world but you dead?
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Come on, come on, buddy,
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I'm just...
I'm just trying to connect.
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Oop! Oop!
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What? I'm just
trying to connect
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my fist with your face.
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Uh, what are you...
Hey, hey...
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Are you and
my mom doing it?
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Uh, ge...
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Gene...
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That is wildly inappropriate.
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You know I came out of
there 12 years ago.
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I was nine pounds
and 18 inches.
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What are you?
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Less, obviously.
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Are you sick of high prices
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and parking lots
you can't land a plane in?
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I'm Ken.
I'm Jim.
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And this is Texas big box! Texas!
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We got the lowest prices
in all of... Texas!
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Are you sick of mom
and pop's high prices?
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Well, so are we.
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Scram!
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Go on! You git!
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Just in case they didn't die
in the wheelchair crash.
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We're offering
Texas-sized values
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at Rhode Island-
sized prices.
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Look at that little
twerp state, Rhode Island.
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"I'm Rhode Island."
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Get off my country!
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Whoo-hoo!
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So whether
you're looking
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for shrimp or
a basketball court,
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you come on down
to Texas big box!
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Texas!
Whoo-hoo!
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Texas!
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They seem like jerks.
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Jerks that
can make us rich.
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Why are you being so negative?
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Last night
I met Elsa's son, and...
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He bullied me.
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No way! Is he single?
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I'm serious.
Like, he almost punched me.
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Well, did you
almost punch him back?
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No! I can't hit a 12-year-old.
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His mom would never
sleep with me again.
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I'm gonna go watch
the karate kid.
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Uh, no, you are not.
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You are gonna go and test out
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the hockey death match prototype
for tomorrow's meeting.
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I don't want to.
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All right,
all right, yes, ma'am.
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God, that was good.
I can't eat another bite.
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Oh, thank you. I spent almost
ten minutes ordering it.
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Um...
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Hey, Elsa, has... has Gene been
having any trouble in school?
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What do you mean? Well, I don't
know how to tell you this, but he...
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I mean, your son...
Bullied me.
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What?
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Yeah, the other night at dinner,
he... he almost punched me.
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I don't know,
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I think he needs
to talk to somebody,
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like a therapist or maybe a...
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Priest with no penis,
so there's no funny business.
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Okay, listen, if you're
not man enough to be with me
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because I have a son, fine,
wha...?
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But don't just invent things
that are wrong with him.
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Oh... oh, don't go into
thing-gathering mode.
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Oh, I am gathering.
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What? Come on.
And by the way...
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...your sex face is stupid.
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Yeah, well, the back
of your head is stupid!
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Hi.
Hey.
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Where is she?
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Oh, I'm on to your little plan.
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Faking fights
so you can sleep on the couch.
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Wh-what are you talking about?
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When we got in
that fight last night,
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you made one little mistake.
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You left your day planner open,
and it said,
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"fake fight with camila
so I can sleep on couch."
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It's the paper trail.
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The paper trail, you fool.
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So now...
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We're in a real fight.
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I'm gonna go to bed.
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These are yours.
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Good night.
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Warner... Warner, will
you stop wiggling?
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That's just
what your mother used to do,
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up all night with her stomach
pills and her heart pills.
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She had a cute angina.
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Yeah, she sure did.
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Thank you.
Oh, you're welcome.
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Oh. Looks like Elsa
wants to make up with me.
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Oh.
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And it looks like she...
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, wow. Okay. Uh...
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Uh, hey, would you guys,
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uh, get out of here and maybe
not come back for an hour?
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Could you guys... could you guys
just split, like, for a sec?
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Just g-get out...
Like, get out of the house
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and then, like, not-not
come back for an hour?
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Just... would you get out?!
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Come on, Edna.
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Let's go down
to the computer store and see
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if we can ask so many questions
the guy quits.
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What is computer?
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That'll be our first question.
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Damn it.
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Uh...
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Hey, Gene. Uh...
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Where's your mom?
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I borrowed her phone.
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00:12:42,486 --> 00:12:46,089
So congratulations,
you just sexted a 12-year-old.
263
00:12:48,825 --> 00:12:51,010
Come in.
264
00:12:51,011 --> 00:12:52,679
So...
265
00:12:52,713 --> 00:12:55,632
Give me $100.
266
00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:58,851
What? Your mom and I aren't
even dating anymore.
267
00:12:58,886 --> 00:13:01,387
"Your mom and I
aren't even dating anymore."
268
00:13:02,439 --> 00:13:03,806
Okay.
269
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:07,810
Gene, I know that being
a kid can be tough.
270
00:13:07,844 --> 00:13:10,280
You know, you've got all
this anger and emotion.
271
00:13:10,314 --> 00:13:12,565
You don't know how
to express yourself.
272
00:13:12,566 --> 00:13:16,035
But being a bully,
that's not the answer.
273
00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:17,287
You're right.
274
00:13:17,288 --> 00:13:19,489
I guess I'm just sad
because my dad left.
275
00:13:20,524 --> 00:13:22,292
See? I totally get that.
276
00:13:22,326 --> 00:13:23,409
Can we talk about it?
277
00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,494
Absolutely.
278
00:13:24,528 --> 00:13:26,212
Can I have a glass
of apple juice first?
279
00:13:26,247 --> 00:13:27,497
Yes, of course you can.
280
00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:31,050
What single guy
doesn't have apple juice?
281
00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:34,220
Uh, let me see. I
got some water, an oj,
282
00:13:34,221 --> 00:13:36,222
almond milk, soy milk,
283
00:13:36,223 --> 00:13:38,891
chocolate soy milk,
vanilla soy milk,
284
00:13:38,892 --> 00:13:40,093
coconut milk,
actual milk,
285
00:13:40,094 --> 00:13:42,762
bloody Mary mix,
286
00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:44,514
clam juice...
Ew, thank you, dad...
287
00:13:44,548 --> 00:13:47,066
Uh, tonic, pickle juice.
288
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,935
Oh, here it is.
One apple juice coming up.
289
00:13:48,936 --> 00:13:50,937
Get ready. Catch.
290
00:13:55,109 --> 00:13:57,110
Gene?
291
00:13:59,196 --> 00:14:01,197
Wh...
292
00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:04,200
Oh, my g...
293
00:14:04,201 --> 00:14:06,002
I'm not looking.
294
00:14:06,036 --> 00:14:08,037
I just forgot my glasses.
295
00:14:10,574 --> 00:14:11,874
Dad, the...
296
00:14:11,908 --> 00:14:14,377
The prototype to our game...
It was in my jacket.
297
00:14:14,378 --> 00:14:16,713
That-that little bastard,
he just stole it!
298
00:14:17,748 --> 00:14:20,350
"He"?
299
00:14:22,136 --> 00:14:24,937
Elsa's a guy?
300
00:14:29,175 --> 00:14:31,243
Your son is bullying
301
00:14:31,277 --> 00:14:34,012
my son.
302
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,248
Well, your son is a liar.
303
00:14:36,282 --> 00:14:37,416
What? No, I'm not.
304
00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:40,118
You said, "this usually
doesn't happen."
305
00:14:40,119 --> 00:14:43,005
And then it happened.
306
00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:47,125
Your son took my son's game
307
00:14:47,159 --> 00:14:48,794
and his jacket.
308
00:14:48,828 --> 00:14:50,629
I need that game.
It's my only copy.
309
00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:52,097
I need it
for a big meeting tomorrow.
310
00:14:52,131 --> 00:14:54,099
He's lying. He gave me those.
311
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,802
Well, that's that.
312
00:14:56,836 --> 00:14:59,671
Wha... don't make me
get stern with you.
313
00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,139
Don't make me
get stern...
314
00:15:01,173 --> 00:15:02,841
Hey!
...With you!
315
00:15:02,842 --> 00:15:05,611
Ow!
316
00:15:12,151 --> 00:15:14,536
Single moms have become
a lot more dangerous
317
00:15:14,537 --> 00:15:17,539
since I used to leave 'em.
318
00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:20,542
Hey.
319
00:15:24,864 --> 00:15:26,131
Wake up.
320
00:15:26,165 --> 00:15:27,883
Sorry. I had to sleep
with my dad last night
321
00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:29,551
and he, uh...
He was having a dream.
322
00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:32,704
He kept yelling,
"pick me, pick me, pick me."
323
00:15:32,722 --> 00:15:36,058
Well, they wouldn't pick me,
and I wanted them to.
324
00:15:36,092 --> 00:15:37,042
Well, they didn't!
325
00:15:37,043 --> 00:15:39,061
Because I'm white.
326
00:15:41,731 --> 00:15:43,181
So did you get the game?
327
00:15:43,215 --> 00:15:45,216
Nope. And it just goes to show,
328
00:15:45,217 --> 00:15:46,718
when me and my dad
work together,
329
00:15:46,719 --> 00:15:49,021
there is nothing we can do.
330
00:15:49,055 --> 00:15:50,072
Look, we can't give up.
331
00:15:50,106 --> 00:15:51,239
Give me your phone.
332
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,408
There.
Oh.
333
00:15:55,328 --> 00:15:57,913
Hi. Gene? This is Veronica.
334
00:15:57,914 --> 00:16:00,415
I work for your mom's
loser ex-boyfriend.
335
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:03,285
So, what's it gonna take for you
to bring this game down here
336
00:16:03,286 --> 00:16:04,503
in the next 15 minutes?
337
00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:06,872
Ice cream? Stuffed animals?
338
00:16:06,873 --> 00:16:09,875
You got boobs?
339
00:16:09,876 --> 00:16:11,343
What?
340
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:16,348
Do... you...
Have... boobs?
341
00:16:16,349 --> 00:16:18,350
Y-yeah.
342
00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:19,885
Describe them.
343
00:16:19,886 --> 00:16:23,355
De... well...
344
00:16:23,356 --> 00:16:26,942
Well, to me, they're
just boring nothings.
345
00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:29,895
No, they're not.
346
00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:31,897
They're boobs.
347
00:16:33,933 --> 00:16:35,984
Listen... why don't I
come over there
348
00:16:35,985 --> 00:16:38,453
and show them to you if
you give me back that game.
349
00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:41,123
Can I invite friends?
350
00:16:41,124 --> 00:16:43,125
No. I'll be right over.
351
00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:45,377
What happened?
352
00:16:45,411 --> 00:16:46,464
I have a plan.
353
00:16:46,496 --> 00:16:47,746
Howdy, boys.
354
00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:48,799
Stall them.
355
00:16:48,831 --> 00:16:50,716
Hope you don't mind us
being early,
356
00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:53,218
but we finished seeing
everything in San Francisco.
357
00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:54,285
Oh, yeah.
358
00:16:54,303 --> 00:16:56,388
Yeah, we saw a bridge,
a twisty street
359
00:16:56,422 --> 00:16:59,124
and a gay fella.
360
00:16:59,142 --> 00:17:00,425
That-that about covers it.
361
00:17:02,428 --> 00:17:05,397
So, can we get a look
at this new game?
362
00:17:05,431 --> 00:17:07,566
Oh, yes. Uh, soon.
It's just, um...
363
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:09,153
R-rendering.
364
00:17:09,185 --> 00:17:12,688
I don't understand
all your fancy computer terms.
365
00:17:12,689 --> 00:17:14,940
That's why God created nerds!
366
00:17:18,995 --> 00:17:21,113
I-it'll...
367
00:17:21,147 --> 00:17:22,330
It'll only take a minute.
368
00:17:22,331 --> 00:17:24,833
Things have really slowed down
around here...
369
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,753
Because of... obamacare.
370
00:17:32,341 --> 00:17:34,259
Are you wearing cologne?
371
00:17:36,963 --> 00:17:38,329
Get out!
372
00:17:38,347 --> 00:17:39,464
Get out, get out.
373
00:17:39,465 --> 00:17:40,464
Get out!
374
00:17:40,466 --> 00:17:41,465
No.
375
00:17:45,471 --> 00:17:46,805
Wow.
376
00:17:46,806 --> 00:17:50,027
Those are not boring nothings.
377
00:17:50,059 --> 00:17:51,342
Give me game.
378
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,811
Wait, you're not the lady
379
00:17:52,812 --> 00:17:53,845
I talked to on the phone.
380
00:17:53,863 --> 00:17:55,781
Veronica send me instead.
381
00:17:55,815 --> 00:17:57,149
Aren't you Eli's maid?
382
00:17:57,183 --> 00:17:59,184
Sã.
I think you should leave.
383
00:17:59,202 --> 00:18:00,871
Not without game.
384
00:18:00,903 --> 00:18:05,710
Eli gave that game
to my...
385
00:18:05,742 --> 00:18:07,793
Son.
386
00:18:09,545 --> 00:18:11,382
Now...
387
00:18:11,414 --> 00:18:13,415
We can do this easy way
388
00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:17,636
or easy oven way.
389
00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:20,558
We are not giving you anything.
390
00:18:26,479 --> 00:18:28,480
This place is a mess.
391
00:18:34,687 --> 00:18:35,987
If you need maid,
392
00:18:36,022 --> 00:18:38,723
I free on tuesday and thursdays.
393
00:18:44,545 --> 00:18:47,580
So, that is
hockey death match.
394
00:18:47,614 --> 00:18:48,831
What do you think?
395
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:49,916
We love it.
396
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:51,451
That's great,
great, great.
397
00:18:51,452 --> 00:18:53,086
Um, so how many units?
398
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,253
All of 'em.
399
00:18:54,288 --> 00:18:56,456
Really?
Oh.
400
00:18:56,457 --> 00:18:58,791
Uh, b-but we always
hold back some production
401
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,493
for the independent
game shops.
402
00:19:00,511 --> 00:19:02,678
Those are the guys we're
trying to put out of business.
403
00:19:02,713 --> 00:19:04,347
Independent game shops.
404
00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:06,549
We want to stomp
on the little guys' throats
405
00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:10,136
and then urinate
into their faces.
406
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:12,221
But they helped put
our company on the map.
407
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:15,558
You know, I-I... yeah, it's... if you
urinate on the independent game shops,
408
00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:18,344
that's like urinating
on us, and I'm not...
409
00:19:18,362 --> 00:19:19,779
Yeah. Yeah.
410
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:23,816
I'm not gonna let anybody
urinate on me. No.
411
00:19:23,817 --> 00:19:25,818
Not again.
412
00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:30,373
Well, those are the terms.
413
00:19:30,407 --> 00:19:31,991
Go ahead and...
414
00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:34,360
Sign these papers.
415
00:19:34,378 --> 00:19:37,130
You know what?
I'm sorry. We...
416
00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:39,165
We have to turn you down.
417
00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:41,134
Excuse me?
418
00:19:41,168 --> 00:19:44,504
Yeah, you...
You guys are bullies.
419
00:19:44,505 --> 00:19:46,506
And I'm tired
of being pushed around.
420
00:19:46,507 --> 00:19:49,542
I've been bullied
all week.
421
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,877
By who?
422
00:19:51,895 --> 00:19:53,980
By a 12-year-old
and his single mom,
423
00:19:53,981 --> 00:19:55,714
but that's not important.
What is im...
424
00:19:55,732 --> 00:19:57,066
What is important
is that
425
00:19:57,100 --> 00:20:00,719
someone needs to...
Stand up and do what's right.
426
00:20:00,737 --> 00:20:03,156
Gentlemen, we're
getting off track.
427
00:20:03,157 --> 00:20:04,941
We love your game.
428
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:08,077
What's it gonna take for us
to get it up on our shelves?
429
00:20:08,111 --> 00:20:10,563
You know what?
Forget it.
430
00:20:10,581 --> 00:20:12,081
$2 million.
431
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:18,070
$3 million.
432
00:20:22,075 --> 00:20:23,909
Oh, my gosh.
433
00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:26,745
Stop offering us money.
Stop it.
434
00:20:26,763 --> 00:20:31,717
You boys drive a hard bargain,
and I respect that.
435
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:33,853
We'll be back
in six months.
436
00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:35,888
We got a great
spot opening up
437
00:20:35,889 --> 00:20:39,425
right between tampons
and fried chicken.
438
00:20:43,113 --> 00:20:45,097
Oh, this is so great.
439
00:20:45,115 --> 00:20:47,650
A real bed.
440
00:20:47,651 --> 00:20:50,069
Oh, honey, thank you
for letting me back in.
441
00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:52,438
Yeah, well, you were
a complete jerk, but...
442
00:20:52,439 --> 00:20:54,707
I know you were working hard
to get that deal.
443
00:20:54,741 --> 00:20:56,993
Yeah, the deal, the deal.
They, uh...
444
00:20:56,994 --> 00:21:00,296
It went great. They-they wanted
to buy our whole inventory.
445
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,665
This is amazing!
446
00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:04,783
Are you kidding me? That's great.
Yeah, yeah.
447
00:21:04,784 --> 00:21:08,221
Now we can afford
to get your dad his own place.
448
00:21:08,255 --> 00:21:09,839
Well, actually, we-we, uh...
449
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,790
We-we had to turn them down.
450
00:21:16,963 --> 00:21:19,632
Warner? Warner...
451
00:21:19,633 --> 00:21:22,568
They picked me.
452
00:21:25,528 --> 00:21:29,115
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