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<i>Hi, I'm Alex.</i>

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<i>I play football for the
greatest college in the world,</i>

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<i>blue mountain state university.</i>

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<i>We excel at three things here,</i>

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<i>science, social awareness and...</i>

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<i>I'm kidding.
It's a straight party school,</i>

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<i>no one goes to class here.</i>

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<i>This is Sammy,
he's my best friend.</i>

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<i>That's Donnie,
he likes to drink.</i>

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<i>Harmon, he likes drugs.</i>

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<i>Mary Jo, she's a cheerleader.</i>

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<i>This is Larry.</i>

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<i>Ah, what can we say about Larry? I
don't know. We'll think about it.</i>

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<i>That's our coach.
He's legendary.</i>

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<i>Oh, and this is Thad.</i>

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<i>He was our team captain.</i>

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<i>Great football player,</i>

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<i>terrible person.</i>

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<i>He just graduated and
I couldn't be happier,</i>

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<i>because this is my senior year.</i>

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<i>Without question,</i>

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<i>this is going to be
the greatest year of my life.</i>

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<i>They call him the
fifty million dollar man!</i>

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<i>Last month was the NFL draft where Thad
castle of blue mountain state was selected.</i>

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<i>Number one overall, a pick that was
widely regarded to be enormously risky.</i>

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<i>Now is he the most naturally gifted
linebacker we've seen since Lawrence Taylor?</i>

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<i>Yes.</i>

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<i>Is he also the least naturally gifted
when it comes to making decisions,</i>

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<i>off the field?</i>

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<i>An even bigger yes.</i>

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<i>I'm Dhani Jones here
with Thad castle</i>

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<i>to discuss his new
fame and fortune.</i>

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<i>Thad castle,
thanks for being here.</i>

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<i>You're welcome for having me.</i>

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<i>Thad, let's just get
right into it,</i>

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<i>multi-million dollar contract.</i>

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<i>Peanuts. Fifty million
dollar signing bonus.</i>

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<i>Peanuts.</i>

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<i>Are you calling
fifty million dollars</i>

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<i>peanuts?</i>

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<i>It's a good start,</i>

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<i>but honestly, I expected
to be making billions.</i>

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<i>With a "b"?</i>

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<i>No.</i>

45
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<i>With a dollar sign.</i>

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<i>Thad, what are you gonna
do with all this money?</i>

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<i>Probably just...</i>

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<i>Make myself happy.</i>

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<i>Like the other day, I was feeling so down.
I almost cried.</i>

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<i>I went out and bought 97 guns.</i>

51
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<i>I love guns.</i>

52
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<i>I got a pistol, a machine
gun, a</i> call of duty <i>gun,</i>

53
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<i>a</i> halo <i>gun.</i>

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<i>And I got a tank.</i>

55
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<i>I got this one gun that just
shoots for 45 seconds, straight.</i>

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<i>Oh, also, I bought a zoo.</i>

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<i>I got wolves and giraffes,</i>

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<i>I got monkeys.</i>

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<i>Mountain lions.</i> Woah!

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<i>Saber tooth tigers. I mean,
I figure what the hell?</i>

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<i>If Matt Damon can buy a zoo,</i>

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<i>so can Thad castle.</i>

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How do you like them apples?

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<i>I also got a dinosaur.</i>

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<i>It's the, ah, the big monster one
with horns growing out of its face.</i>

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<i>A rhinoceros?</i>

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<i>What?</i>

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<i>With the horn, a rhinoceros.</i>

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<i>The dinosaur.</i>

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>I got one.</i>

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<i>Thad, talk to me
about Alex Moran.</i>

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<i>There's a lot of talk questioning
his ability to lead the...</i>

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<i>Mountain goat team. Oh,
ask me about my shoes.</i>

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<i>Hey, well, tell me
about your shoes.</i>

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<i>They're called "Thadinators."</i>

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<i>They're like Jordan's,
but in mine,</i>

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<i>you can run higher
and jump faster.</i>

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<i>Isn't it a run faster
and jump higher.</i>

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<i>We're still working
on our slogan.</i>

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<i>So which company
is making these shoes?</i>

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<i>Uh, mine does...</i>

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<i>Uh, Thad company. Thad company.</i>

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<i>It's the same company
that makes my hats,</i>

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<i>and waterproof shirts,</i>

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<i>and condoms.</i>

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<i>And also the same
company that makes this</i>

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<i>hall of fame jacket you haven't
even asked me about yet.</i>

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<i>Don't you think you should wait
until you get to the hall of fame</i>

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<i>before you wear
a jacket like that?</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah. Don't you
think you should wait,</i>

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<i>till you get in
the hall of fame?</i>

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<i>Waiting is for pussies.</i>

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<i>Well, there you have it.</i>

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<i>Thad, meet the world...</i>

96
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<i>Hey Sloots,
say "hi" to the world.</i>

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<i>Hey, world.</i>

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<i>World, meet Thad castle.</i>

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And we're out.

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Somebody get my chopper!

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Blue 16.

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Blue 16.

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Hey, O'brien!

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I'm pretty sure if that ball was
an std you would've caught it!

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Sorry, coach.

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Good throw. Thanks, coach.

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Let us go home.

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What? What'd you say? Hmm?

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Another? You want me to
throw another one? No.

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I could throw another one.
Second team,

111
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get second team in there.

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Second team! Let's go, let's go!

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Then all at once I was shot out
into the light like a Cannon ball.

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Anyway, that's how I got my kicking
shoe out of that elephant's asshole.

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Somebody's got to talk to coach
about these four-hour practices.

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This is killing me.

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No. We need them.

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Season's right
around the corner.

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I gotta be honest with you guys. It doesn't
matter how much extra practice we have,

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we aren't going
to do well this year.

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We're terrible.

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Whoa, we're not
gonna be that bad man.

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We've got you and your arm,

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we've got my kicking leg
and we've got Donnie's...

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Hmm-mmm.

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I wanna say muscles?
That'll work.

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But three people
can't carry this team.

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No. Right now is
our time to party.

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Right now.

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It's just...

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I mean look at Sammy.

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He's been hammered
since 10:00 am.

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He's doing it right.

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Hey, Sammy!

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Hi, buddy, how you doing?

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I got fucking
hammered last night.

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I don't know what
he's saying right now.

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Do you understand that? I
don't know what he's saying.

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He's so hammered.

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Sammy.

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You're doing it all wrong.

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I know you're drunk but you're
fucking it up for all of us.

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It's not even me.

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It's the fucking goddamn goat.
He's a fucking asshole.

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He's a goat.
You're a human person.

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There's no rivalry here.

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Ouch!

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What the fuck, he just bit me!

149
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He did not just bite you.

150
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Billy would never bite anyone...

151
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Aw. Aw.

152
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He did. He fucking bit me!

153
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Yeah, fucking go pet him,

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you little piece of shit!

155
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Okay, coach summers,
round them up.

156
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Round them up, like, here?

157
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Yes, right here! Round them up.

158
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So he said, "at least
it wasn't a reach around."

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, okay.

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Joke time's over. I need
you guys to round up.

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It's too weird.

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I'm sorry,
it's coach summers now.

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And I need you guys to round up.

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Hey, can I try your hat on?

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I've always wanted to wear...
No, don't take my hat!

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Give me back...

167
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All right, I'll give you your hat back.
I need my playbook.

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- Give me that.
- Hey!

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Quit screwing around! Round up!

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God!

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You don't bone tag your coach!

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All right now listen up.

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You all know the cheerleaders.

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They helped me
prepare a little cheer.

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Especially for you guys.

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You ready?

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Oh.

178
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It's kind of catchy.

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Great practice today, champ.

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Oh, my god,

181
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I do not want to talk
about practice.

182
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Yeah, neither do I. I actually need some
advice from you. And it's about a girl.

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I've seen the girls
you get with, Mary Jo.

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I should be taking
advice from you.

185
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No, this one's different.

186
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She's not some brainiac phd
like I usually go for.

187
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Okay. She's dumb as rocks
like you usually go for.

188
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But she's so fun. It's...

189
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Really nice.

190
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Okay, well, my advice,

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you should bring her
by the goat house.

192
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That's the advice from
Alex Moran, king of BMS?

193
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Yes. Bring her to a house?

194
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Well, it's not just a house.

195
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It's just a house.
It's not just a house.

196
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It's just a house.
It worked on you,

197
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freshman year.

198
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Fine.

199
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Maybe it worked
on one smart girl.

200
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It's like an aphrodisiac.

201
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It's like oysters or money.

202
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It's magical.

203
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Fine. I'll bring her
to the goat house.

204
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I don't know, maybe I'll finger
her on the lawn or something.

205
00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,970
Well, Sammy did just
mow the lawn yesterday.

206
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,705
So... Okay, perfect.

207
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,807
Skin it here, Alex. All right.

208
00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:09,874
Thanks, dude. Ugh!

209
00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,078
Bye.

210
00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:19,985
What are you doing here?

211
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,219
It's a...

212
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,989
drug I'm working on.

213
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,625
Figure if I am going to get into the
family drug manufacturing business

214
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,059
after I graduate,
I really gotta...

215
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,361
Buckle down.

216
00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:30,795
Yeah, yeah. Let me
have a hit of that.

217
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Oh!

218
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,298
This isn't for everybody.

219
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,833
It's pretty intense.

220
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,768
Alex, what the hell
are we doing here man?

221
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,737
I have some very important
drinking to do.

222
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The coach called a
meeting, he said no booze.

223
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And he's the boss.

224
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That's right, Moran.

225
00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:44,909
I am the boss.

226
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This is Dean Oliviar.

227
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:47,912
Olivares.

228
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:48,980
Say again.

229
00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:50,782
Olivares!

230
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,250
Whatever.

231
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,985
Anyway he's new here at BMS.

232
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So, I want you to sit there.

233
00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:57,255
And I want you to show
him some respect.

234
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,757
And stop making that face.

235
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What? This is just my face.

236
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,894
Well, sorry.

237
00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:05,476
Anyway, Dean the floor is yours.

238
00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:08,900
What is a Dean?

239
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,302
Excellent question.

240
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A Dean is like a coach.

241
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:15,974
For the whole university.

242
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,275
You could say

243
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,411
that I am the coach

244
00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:21,112
of your coach.

245
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,180
Excuse me are you saying cooch?

246
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,448
Coach, yeah.

247
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,315
That's a cooch.

248
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,417
Like a female.

249
00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:26,685
Coach, coach.

250
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,386
"Coach." He's saying coach.

251
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,188
Oh, coach.

252
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,289
Yeah. Got it.

253
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,424
Way off on that one.

254
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,092
As your coach,

255
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,461
I have a big problem
with your behavior.

256
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,697
Twenty-five percent arrest rate.

257
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,331
Yeah! Drinking,

258
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,934
drugs, indecent exposure.

259
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,336
What I find

260
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,838
is a house full of drunkards,

261
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,073
prostitutes, and imbeciles...

262
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,374
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

263
00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:52,210
We are not prostitutes.

264
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,278
Oh.

265
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,379
Mr. Moran.

266
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,181
Hi.

267
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,016
I've heard a lot about you.

268
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,784
Hey, congrats, man.
Thanks, guys.

269
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:00,952
The king of blue mountain state.

270
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,220
The king of blue mountain state.

271
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,888
I wouldn't say that.

272
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,357
Well I got news for you,
Mr. Moran.

273
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,159
Your kingdom,

274
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,294
has a new ruler.

275
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,162
Me!

276
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,363
I thought you were the cooch?

277
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,966
I heard that the first time.

278
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,067
You better makeup your mind.

279
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,470
I'm the coach.

280
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:22,240
But I'm going to be king just as soon
as I storm your castle, Mr. Moran.

281
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,775
You're gonna bang Alex?

282
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,210
What?

283
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,778
I'm not comfortable with that.

284
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,413
Why would you want to do that?

285
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,248
He's not banging anybody!

286
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,316
Now, shut up!

287
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,351
Yeah, uh...

288
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,320
What I mean to say,

289
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,522
Saturday at midnight,

290
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,124
blue mountain state,

291
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,825
will seize this...

292
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,127
Goat house,

293
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,528
and auction it to
the highest bidder.

294
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,430
What?

295
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,798
That you understand, don't you?

296
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,201
You can't take the goat house.

297
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,236
Oh, I can.

298
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,872
I can.

299
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,474
This house of filth and lawlessness
is no longer yours to rule.

300
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,478
Now if you'll excuse me.

301
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,081
I have other students
that I need to

302
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,149
coach.

303
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,288
Shit. Okay, all right.

304
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,489
Okay, okay.

305
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,857
Coach, coach,

306
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,259
you can't let this happen.

307
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,795
Next year is my senior year.

308
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:19,164
If the team sucks, this
house is all I have.

309
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,933
Well, then you better make sure
that the team doesn't suck.

310
00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:25,837
Just gonna have a beer,

311
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,406
we're gonna have a beer
and just relax.

312
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,009
Too much shit has happened
here, we can't let it go.

313
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:34,045
I waited three years
for this house to be mine.

314
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,181
Now I'm not letting
some smug prick

315
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,449
walk up in here
and take it from me.

316
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,585
No. What we need is a plan.

317
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,287
Prostitutes.
We'll become prostitutes,

318
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,822
sell our bodies,
make some money.

319
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,223
We're definitely not doing
a hunger strike.

320
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,125
Oh, I'm having a brainstorm.

321
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,027
We kill the Dean!

322
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,964
No.

323
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,466
We kill the Dean's family and
make it look like he did it.

324
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,937
That's a great one. No, guys.

325
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,439
We're not killing anybody, okay?

326
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,007
What we need is some quick cash.

327
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,375
Now let's think about this.

328
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,544
Who would be dumb enough

329
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,380
to spend hundreds of thousands
of dollars to buy this house?

330
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:16,120
What the hell is this shit?

331
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,223
Did I not tell this prick chef,

332
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,991
medium-rare well?

333
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,459
I heard you say it.
You definitely told him.

334
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,361
And you call
this Bearnaise sauce?

335
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,230
I'm appalled right now!

336
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,970
Somebody tell that chef

337
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,172
I want a ham, with veal in it,
and crab legs sticking out.

338
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,341
I'm paying $12,000 for it,

339
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,143
so it better taste like $12,000!

340
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,180
Hey, Thad.

341
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,181
I was just won...

342
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,316
Yep, there it is. Okay, hi.

343
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,218
I'm Alex. What's your name?
Seriously?

344
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:48,920
He's clean.

345
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:49,988
Hair.

346
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,623
Clean.

347
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,024
Balls. What?

348
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,626
Ah, what the...

349
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,128
Clean. Yeah.

350
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,463
I, uh, I just...
Hey! Whoa, whoa!

351
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,332
Whoa!

352
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,667
Do you want me to put the...

353
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:03,534
Put it on.

354
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,037
Who is this guy?

355
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,138
This is dick dawg.

356
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,339
He's my security guy.

357
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,074
And my cousin.

358
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,910
And, um, like my
Butler sometimes.

359
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,544
That's dawg with
a "w-g" motherfucker.

360
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,013
Ah. Suck my dick,

361
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,447
you bowtie-wearing
piece of shit!

362
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,582
Oh!

363
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,616
Oh!

364
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,654
Oh, man. Nice work, dick dawg,

365
00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:24,289
write yourself a check.
Fuck yeah!

366
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,391
You're wearing one too.
You put this on me.

367
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,093
Yeah and he'll do it again,
if I tell him to!

368
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,229
I could dress you in bow ties for
the next thirty years if I want.

369
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,430
Don't think I got the money?

370
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,032
Read a newspaper.

371
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,633
Don't got a subscription
to a newspaper?

372
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:35,633
I could buy you that too.

373
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:39,704
Reading is fundamentional,
you giant bag of dicks.

374
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:44,509
Amazing! Write yourself
another check.

375
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:44,509
All right.

376
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,545
I'm starting to see
the family resemblance here.

377
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:51,215
Sit down before
I friggin lose my mind!

378
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,285
Um, I guess, I'll just
get to it then.

379
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,154
Um...

380
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,221
Um...

381
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,625
Fucking say it.

382
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,628
The Dean is selling
the goat house.

383
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:07,098
And I was just thinking that
now that you're super rich,

384
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,434
and famous that you could
maybe you could buy the house

385
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,102
and give it to me.

386
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,136
Hey, you wanna see
something funny, Moran?

387
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,138
Watch this.

388
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,175
Whap, whap, whap, whap, whap,
whap, whap, whap, whap, whap,

389
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,377
whap, whap, whap, whap,
whap, whap...

390
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,279
It's so fun, you have
to try it Moran.

391
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,480
Do you know what, I'm good thanks.
Whap, whap, whap.

392
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,649
Fine. Suit yourself, god.

393
00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,285
So, the goat house then? Hmm?

394
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,753
Why would I buy the goat house?

395
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,521
Because it used to be yours.

396
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,590
We had a lot of
good times there, Thad!

397
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,225
We can't let the Dean
take it away.

398
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,160
The past is the past, Moran.

399
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,129
I don't have time to
think about BMS. Okay.

400
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,597
I've got better things
to do now.

401
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,032
Bigger things.

402
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,166
Huge things.

403
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,234
Enormous things.

404
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,435
Gigantic things.

405
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,404
Infinity things.

406
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,472
Uh... why did I not
think of that?

407
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,073
Write me a check to myself.

408
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,508
Please, Thad,

409
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,610
you're my only hope.

410
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,515
Okay,

411
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,484
you really talked me
into it, Moran.

412
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,806
So, here's what
I'm willing to do.

413
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,621
Aw!

414
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,256
I'm on a fucking roll right now.

415
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:09,027
What the...

416
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,094
You throw me this party?

417
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,162
The fuck!

418
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,397
And I'll help you out.

419
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:14,766
Thadland?

420
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,537
I came up with the idea
when I was 10.

421
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,706
I wished for a party that was...

422
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,710
<i>Bigger than any party the
world had ever seen before.</i>

423
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:30,415
<i>A party full of wonder,
and dreams, and titties!</i>

424
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,751
<i>A place where I could celebrate
going pro and being a billionaire.</i>

425
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,088
<i>And I called that place...</i>

426
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,223
<i>"Thadland."</i>

427
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:43,628
I only have $50,000,000 so far,

428
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,796
but it'll have to do.

429
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,431
Okay.

430
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,133
Why can't you just throw
this party yourself?

431
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,268
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

432
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,335
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah

433
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:52,437
oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

434
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,571
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

435
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,473
Because that would be tacky.

436
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,574
Here's your veal.

437
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,243
Stuffed ham with crab legs.
Whoa!

438
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,412
Look, I, I...

439
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,514
I just don't think that this
is gonna be possible.

440
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,816
Well, that's my offer.

441
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,284
Do it and I'll help you out.

442
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,752
Don't do it,

443
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,187
and I won't.

444
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,389
Now get out!

445
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,559
I never want to see your handsome
face in here again. Get out!

446
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,694
And where the hell
are my meatballs?

447
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:18,663
This is insane!

448
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:25,203
I mean, it's doable but
it's all pretty screwed up.

449
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,605
Is, is that a unicorn
shitting a rainbow? Yeah.

450
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,307
That's not a horn
coming out of its head,

451
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,475
that's a dildo.

452
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,811
So it's a dildocorn.

453
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,213
But yes,
it is shitting a rainbow.

454
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,714
Okay, guys look,

455
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,649
I have been thinking
a lot about this.

456
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,718
Throwing this party is not
going to be that bad.

457
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,488
Thad and I were really started hitting
it off before he left school last year.

458
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,223
I'm in. I'm doing this.

459
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,390
Nice.

460
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,659
Screw it. I'm in too.

461
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,562
Gentlemen, before we
get ahead of ourselves,

462
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:55,900
I'd like to remind you, all the man
we'd be inviting back into this house.

463
00:18:55,902 --> 00:19:00,471
You are the very same man who viscously
burned down a field of my weed,

464
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,740
just so he could get god high.

465
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,409
I understand where you're
coming from, Harmon.

466
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,811
Trust me,

467
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,514
there is no other way
to save the goat house.

468
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:12,450
All right,

469
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,252
you are the king. Huh?

470
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,520
So you're in? I'm in!

471
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,255
Yes! So, we're doing this.

472
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:17,255
All right, we are. All right.

473
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,858
Bring it in.
Thadland on three, baby.

474
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:21,926
Let's go, baby.

475
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,361
One, two, three.

476
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,428
Thadland!

477
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,939
You guys have any clue what the hell
is going on, on this last page here?

478
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,574
You think he wants to fly?

479
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,509
No. It's a metaphor. Yeah.

480
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,810
He wants to get so high

481
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,279
it feels like he's flying.

482
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,514
No. He's a plane.

483
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,284
I had a dream the other night
that I was a plane,

484
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,486
and I crashed and burned.

485
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,222
But then I woke up
and I realized

486
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:54,659
that my bed was just on fire because
I fell asleep with a lit cigarette.

487
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,828
Um, I'm sorry.

488
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,230
Where did you come from?

489
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,532
Heaven.

490
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,734
Oh, this is your friend!

491
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,770
Right, well, welcome
to the goat house!

492
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,572
It's magical.

493
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,774
Yeah. I can feel it.

494
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,709
Like, the magic.

495
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,244
Right.

496
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,513
And I like the magic here too.

497
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,681
Yeah, they just cut the grass.

498
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,949
Oh.

499
00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:20,218
Uh, so... we're...

500
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,953
We're throwing
a party this weekend.

501
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,354
You should come.

502
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,555
I'll be there.

503
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,224
Oh, good.

504
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,260
Yeah, we'll be there.

505
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,695
Skin it.

506
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:32,964
Okay.

507
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:35,933
All right. Oh! Ha!

508
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,880
Yeah, it's me.

509
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,649
Sammy, how do I look?

510
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,618
Wow, I love that suit. Yeah?

511
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,386
It looks just like
the one Thad drew.

512
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,688
Hey, if he drew it,
we're gonna make it happen.

513
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,857
I don't want to give him any
reason not to buy us this house.

514
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,559
All right?

515
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,661
Guys, I'm beginning to think
thad's not coming.

516
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,563
Oh, he's coming.

517
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:06,697
I know it.

518
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,867
What the hell is that sound?

519
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,335
Is that a...

520
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,009
Is that a fucking hovercraft?

521
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:19,944
He's here! He's here!

522
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,861
Hey, Thad.

523
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:41,632
You're hand's on a $30,000
coat right now, Moran.

524
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,967
Hey, cool suit, ass wipe.

525
00:21:44,426 --> 00:21:45,037
Hilarious.

526
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:48,873
You're the one who told
me wear... never mind.

527
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,341
You remember the guys right?

528
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,809
Donnie. Hey, buddy.

529
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:54,745
Oh, Thad.

530
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:57,581
It's so great to see you,
thanks for coming by here!

531
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,883
Who are you?

532
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:00,985
Sammy!

533
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,888
You know you used to call
me mascot, or houseboy!

534
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,557
I wore the goat suit! I'd go,
"go team, go." I was out there.

535
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,839
There was someone in that thing?

536
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,828
Hey, back off.

537
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,029
Oh, no, it's okay I'm just
talking to my friend.

538
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,497
Oh, your friend?

539
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,765
I don't think he knows you man.

540
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,467
Well...

541
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:17,535
I don't know you.

542
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,370
I've never met you. I have.

543
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,071
I just don't remember you.

544
00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:21,872
I don't think so.

545
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:21,872
I have met you, your face
isn't ringing a bell.

546
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:24,108
I've never met you
in my life bro.

547
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,910
Okay. Thad.

548
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,878
Are you ready?

549
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,447
I drew this thing when I was 10.

550
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,682
I've been waiting for...

551
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:35,453
Thirteen. Thirteen years.

552
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:36,887
I was gonna say that.

553
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,390
All right then, let's just
step right up here.

554
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:41,592
Welcome

555
00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:45,496
to Thadland.

556
00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:54,405
I...

557
00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:21,432
Fifty-four strains of marijuana?

558
00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:24,001
Yep. And all the most
expensive in the world.

559
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,782
Cocaine!

560
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,583
United nations of cocaine.

561
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,719
Purest strains from
around the world.

562
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,554
Tested each one personally.

563
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,189
Just one rule about
the cocaine room.

564
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:48,926
Guys, don't die.

565
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,028
Or do, who gives a shit.
More coke for me!

566
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,630
Boobie bomb!

567
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:53,931
Oh!

568
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,441
Yeah, baby!

569
00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:17,087
Booze room.

570
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,656
Every kind of booze ever?

571
00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,057
Yep, just pull a tap.

572
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:22,660
Woo!

573
00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:25,796
My ass is getting
pounded tonight!

574
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,631
Hammered. Your ass
is getting hammered.

575
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,834
Tomato, potato, bro beans.

576
00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,469
Is the champagne from France?

577
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,204
Nope. California.

578
00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:36,507
Good. Everything good
comes from America.

579
00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:39,043
France can suck my balls!

580
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:48,586
And here we have...

581
00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:49,753
Mojito hot tub!

582
00:24:57,963 --> 00:24:58,829
Well?

583
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,967
It's perfect, Moran!

584
00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:04,201
Horny? Grab a sloot!

585
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:06,203
Thirsty? Grab a mojito!

586
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,005
I'm, I'm good thanks.

587
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,113
You haven't even seen
the best part yet!

588
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:17,781
I wanna see.

589
00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:18,816
Do you wanna see the best part?
Yeah.

590
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:19,950
Let's go see the best part.

591
00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:42,606
I can't believe I drew this.

592
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:46,010
I'm a frigging genius!

593
00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:49,613
And your most genius invention
is coming, my humble friend.

594
00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:52,883
In Thadland,

595
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,286
it always snows cocaine.

596
00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:18,876
So? Thad?

597
00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:20,077
What do you have to say?

598
00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:22,580
What do I have to say?

599
00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:28,719
Fuck you Walt Disney,

600
00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:30,621
you unimaginative piece of shit!

601
00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:34,892
This is Thadland!

602
00:28:44,322 --> 00:28:45,989
Hey, Thad, going to a butcher,

603
00:28:45,991 --> 00:28:47,291
ask your friends for opinions.

604
00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:48,992
Like which
of those Sloots I'd bang?

605
00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:26,222
That's it guys, get him
the hell out of here.

606
00:29:33,666 --> 00:29:35,073
<i>Goat fans have spoken.</i>

607
00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:39,176
<i>They want Marty Daniels out.
And in other news...</i>

608
00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:44,481
Forget them.

609
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:46,283
You guys are gonna
be fine this year.

610
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,325
Plus, you're not that old.

611
00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:51,221
I lost my virginity
the day Kennedy died.

612
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,460
One more, please.

613
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:57,442
Coming right up.

614
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,531
I think you're amazing.

615
00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:02,933
I mean, with everything
that you've been through,

616
00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,468
the lawsuits,

617
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,871
and losing Thad castle and
Craig Shilo and Radon Randell

618
00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:09,439
and still winning.

619
00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:10,874
We should be building
your statue,

620
00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:12,509
not bitching about your age.

621
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,381
Would you like to take a
ride on my motorcycle?

622
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,492
Ahhh. Mmm.

623
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:29,359
Mmm.

624
00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:52,583
Oh, fuck me!

625
00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:09,132
Alex!

626
00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:11,201
Hey! What's up?

627
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,871
Alex, so good to see you.
You too.

628
00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:16,073
This party is bonkers!

629
00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:18,642
I just did a half hour in
the bath-salt bubble room.

630
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:20,644
I bit like seven people!

631
00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,446
Working it!

632
00:31:22,448 --> 00:31:24,648
Congrats! Hey, come with me,

633
00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:24,648
I wanna show you around!

634
00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:27,918
Okay. Oh, I wanna
show you my nipples.

635
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,086
Oh, okay.

636
00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:30,220
Coming.

637
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:50,140
Locked and loaded, sir.

638
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:51,275
Oh, sweet.

639
00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:54,478
Hey, everybody!

640
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,545
Open your mouths!

641
00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:58,081
Free drugs!

642
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:02,119
Ahhh! My face! Oh, god damn it.
My face!

643
00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:03,253
That's why we have medics!

644
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,354
Go see a medic!

645
00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:05,589
Help.

646
00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:06,456
Cocaine!

647
00:32:11,963 --> 00:32:12,696
Hey, welcome back.

648
00:32:14,365 --> 00:32:16,066
Coach?

649
00:32:18,203 --> 00:32:20,570
I just wanted to stop by and
congratulate you on everything.

650
00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:22,139
And we're really proud of you.

651
00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:23,006
Oh, yeah!

652
00:32:24,309 --> 00:32:25,375
What happened to you?

653
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,344
Oh, I hit a pothole.

654
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:29,012
I was riding my motorcycle.

655
00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:30,948
And, everything's fine, I'm
okay, everything's great.

656
00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:33,283
Yeah! Yeah! Me too!

657
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:34,451
Never been better!

658
00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,623
We should hangout sometime.

659
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,458
Definitely. We definitely
gotta do that.

660
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,459
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah. Yeah.

661
00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:47,297
Don't go. Don't go. I miss you.

662
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,398
What? Huh?

663
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,167
Oh, no. I thought I...

664
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:50,167
No. No. No. No. Hey uh...
Oh, wait...

665
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:50,167
I... no, I thought you were
gonna say something else.

666
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:54,671
No, no, no. Hey, have fun.

667
00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:55,973
Take care of yourself.

668
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:57,374
Oh, yeah, yeah.

669
00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:59,176
Keep training, you look good.

670
00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:01,111
Oh, yeah. You look
great too, coach.

671
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:03,547
Very handsome.

672
00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:05,515
Hey, Thad. Hey, man. Hey, uh...

673
00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:07,484
Thad, Thad, Thad, Thad,
Thad, Thad, Thad,

674
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:07,484
we've got, we've got bit
of a situation, dude.

675
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,086
Hit me!

676
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,089
What the hell was that?

677
00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:13,190
You said, "hit me."

678
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:15,192
What the... what? I'm sorry.

679
00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:17,027
Okay, look, I don't know
what was going on here,

680
00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:17,027
but we're running out of drugs.

681
00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:20,130
The party's running
out of drugs, man.

682
00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:21,365
How the hell did that happen?
I don't know. I don't know.

683
00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:23,467
Free drugs!

684
00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:25,202
It makes no sense to me, man.

685
00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:26,770
Because thousands of
people are here, okay?

686
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:26,770
I mean, half the cocaine was
reserved for the carnivals.

687
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,106
But, I mean, that was reserved.

688
00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:30,207
It's called the
reserve for a reason.

689
00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:31,708
We need that
for the carnival snow.

690
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:31,708
Sorry, I'm talking so fast.
I'm just really freaking out,

691
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:34,211
we need that cocaine.

692
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,313
Well, go get Alex to get
more drugs and fix it! God!

693
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:39,383
Hey, I already bought all the
drugs east of the Mississippi,

694
00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:40,550
there's no more drugs to buy.

695
00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:43,020
That's not true.

696
00:33:43,022 --> 00:33:44,221
We've got drugs. Who are you?

697
00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:46,590
What? I'm...

698
00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:48,625
I'm the...

699
00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:49,693
I...

700
00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:51,194
You know what?
It doesn't matter.

701
00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:54,664
Doesn't matter. What
maters is, you need drugs,

702
00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,400
Harmon and I have some.

703
00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:58,135
Real premium shit too.

704
00:33:58,137 --> 00:33:59,469
Amazing. Okay. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah...

705
00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:01,338
I don't think
that's a good idea.

706
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:03,040
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

707
00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:04,474
No, no, no, no, no, no.

708
00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,143
No, no, no, no, no, no.

709
00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:06,143
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

710
00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:06,143
You idiots go get free drugs,

711
00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:09,746
you'll be my best
friends for life.

712
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:12,149
Well sorry, I can't. No, no, no.
You know what? Done!

713
00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:13,583
Consider it done. Yeah, yeah we got this.
No, I'm not.

714
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,218
Thank you so much,
we'll get this buddy.

715
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,453
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I trust this guy.

716
00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:18,355
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me too, me too, me too.

717
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:21,158
I told you it's a bad idea, man.

718
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,293
How much more of this shit
do we have to put up with?

719
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:24,528
What shit?

720
00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:27,431
The titty-whapping, the groping.

721
00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,599
I mean, sure, it's
paying for my doctorate

722
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:32,269
in applied physics, but I don't
know if I can keep doing this.

723
00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:33,837
You're in this for the money?

724
00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:37,374
You gold digging bitch!

725
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:40,377
I love Thad.

726
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,080
I love him!

727
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:50,487
I wouldn't drink
that if I were you.

728
00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:52,589
Why not silly bear?
It's free booze.

729
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,122
I can think of a reason.

730
00:34:56,527 --> 00:35:00,163
Whoops! Whoa, there it is!
I know.

731
00:35:00,165 --> 00:35:01,865
Whoa, there it is!
I've got your wiener.

732
00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:04,434
I know. Alex! Hi.

733
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,837
Hi. I just saw a woman
deep throat a 40.

734
00:35:06,839 --> 00:35:10,607
Really? Mmm-hmm, a full 40.
You should go find her.

735
00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:16,279
I am going to go
find her and Sammy.

736
00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:17,481
Have you seen Sammy?

737
00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:19,316
No, he's not in the tub.

738
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:21,118
This is true. I'm
gonna go find Sammy.

739
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,854
Bye. Bye.

740
00:35:23,856 --> 00:35:25,655
Don't touch that. Why not?

741
00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:32,496
Oh, this is awesome! How long
has this been down here for?

742
00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:34,297
Built it my freshman year.

743
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:37,734
It's nothing compared to my
cousin Dennis' set up back home.

744
00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:39,469
Holy shit, what is this,
like steel or something?

745
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:40,737
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't touch that.

746
00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:43,707
Don't breath on it,
don't even look at it.

747
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,275
My cousin Dennis
blew up his trailer

748
00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:47,577
just by sneezing on a tank.

749
00:35:47,579 --> 00:35:50,847
Oh, man, that means it
must be powerful. Yes!

750
00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,782
Thad is gonna love this then
he's gonna remember my name!

751
00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:54,384
Oh, yes!

752
00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:57,220
Hey look at me. This isn't
a typical drug, okay.

753
00:35:57,222 --> 00:35:59,189
It's highly unstable.

754
00:35:59,191 --> 00:36:01,158
Yeah, well, I'm highly
unstable too, my friend.

755
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,240
That's why I brought Billy.

756
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:04,261
I figure, you know,

757
00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:06,530
test it on him first,

758
00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:07,497
see if he can handle it.

759
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,668
Animal testing, Sammy?

760
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,370
Once again, not a good idea.

761
00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:15,539
You know what? It's fine.

762
00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:16,940
Billy's a little
fucking asshole.

763
00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:18,775
So whatever happens to
him, happens to him.

764
00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:27,250
Oh, yeah. Look at his eyes.

765
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:29,319
Oh, he's loving this.

766
00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:30,754
You like that, Billy?

767
00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:33,456
Huh? "Oh, no. I can't
handle my drugs."

768
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:34,891
"I can't handle my drugs."

769
00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:42,499
There you go. Get
your balloons here!

770
00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:45,635
Hey, man, I really
think we should have

771
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:47,304
gone with a lower dose.

772
00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:49,639
Dude, relax, okay? Billy's fine.

773
00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:53,343
We're all good. Oh,
shit, there's Thad.

774
00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:55,312
Thad, Thad, Thad, Thad. Listen.

775
00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:57,034
Uh, here's the drug I
was telling you about.

776
00:36:57,682 --> 00:36:58,748
This? Yeah, yeah.

777
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,417
Just suck on it, you'll love it.

778
00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,351
This better be good.

779
00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:02,419
Oh, it will be.

780
00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:15,498
I'll devour your soul!

781
00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:23,573
It's perfect.

782
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:24,808
Dick dawg, write this
guy a check.

783
00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:26,509
Oh. No, no, no need for payment.

784
00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:28,411
I, uh... All I need
from you is, uh...

785
00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:29,546
Fiendship. Just, you know,

786
00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:30,828
remember what my name and stuff.

787
00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:35,652
How about a hot sloot instead?

788
00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:37,821
Well, that'll work.
Yeah. It's good.

789
00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:38,888
Tina!

790
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,691
Tina. Hey.

791
00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:43,326
Tina, this is...

792
00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:45,795
Sammy.

793
00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:46,663
And, uh...

794
00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:49,933
Sammy. This is Tina.

795
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:52,802
Uh, Tina, would you
mind showing, uh...

796
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,373
Sammy.

797
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,474
Upstairs and showing
him a good time?

798
00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:57,474
Okay.

799
00:37:57,476 --> 00:38:00,877
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Ahhh! Let's go!

800
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,746
Ahhh! Thank you so much, Thad!

801
00:38:02,748 --> 00:38:04,948
I really appreciate. Thank you, Tina!
You're the best!

802
00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:12,656
Oh, lets go look at
the pretty white pony

803
00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:13,923
with the golden horn.

804
00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:17,460
Let's do that, huh?

805
00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:19,429
Want one? No, thanks.

806
00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:23,900
Hey, don't worry about her, okay?
It's just a thing.

807
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:26,670
Just a thing? I
invited her tonight

808
00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:28,972
to specifically turn
her into a dyke.

809
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:28,972
And he can't keep
his hands off her.

810
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:34,511
Dude, come on. You're not mad
at him, you're mad at her.

811
00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:36,780
She's taking Alex away from you.

812
00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:38,548
This so reminds me of my dad.

813
00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:41,318
Um.

814
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,719
He loved horses.

815
00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:44,054
Oh, okay.

816
00:38:44,056 --> 00:38:45,555
I don't know what you
think is going on

817
00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:48,625
between me and Alex,
but I like pussy.

818
00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:50,994
No, no. I love pussy.

819
00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:54,531
Yeah, I love pussy!

820
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,433
Woo-hoo! Woo!

821
00:38:56,435 --> 00:38:57,701
Yeah, but before
that you didn't.

822
00:38:57,703 --> 00:38:59,069
And you were into Alex.

823
00:38:59,071 --> 00:39:00,470
And you know what,

824
00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:01,971
I don't think you're gay.

825
00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:03,073
You're college gay.

826
00:39:03,075 --> 00:39:04,874
Which is totally different.

827
00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:06,409
You're just killing
time with women.

828
00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:09,112
Okay, now I am offended. Yeah.

829
00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:10,847
You are offending me right now.

830
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:13,329
What makes you think you know the
first thing about my gayness?

831
00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:15,518
Well. I'm gay.

832
00:39:16,954 --> 00:39:18,588
What?

833
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:21,491
Since when? Since forever.

834
00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:22,892
I just never say
anything about it

835
00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:24,334
because no one ever asks.
But yeah...

836
00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:25,662
I'm gay.

837
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:31,101
No way. Awesome.

838
00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:34,003
Thad. Thad, it's not
a big deal, okay?

839
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:36,106
It's a personal thing and
I'd really appreciate

840
00:39:36,108 --> 00:39:37,474
if we could keep it that way.

841
00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:39,809
Donnie, absolutely.

842
00:39:41,412 --> 00:39:42,479
Totally agree. Thank you.

843
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,081
<i>Hey, everybody!</i>

844
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,750
<i>Donnie's gay!</i>

845
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:52,722
Hey. Seriously, man.
Congratulations, dude.

846
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,392
You're gonna get so much dick.

847
00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:57,060
<i>Hey, Harmon. Donnie's a gay guy!</i>

848
00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:59,496
I know that.

849
00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:02,832
Again, Thad, it's never
been a big deal.

850
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,167
Let's keep it that way. Okay?

851
00:40:04,169 --> 00:40:06,469
How's this for not a big deal?

852
00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:08,405
I'm gonna buy you a
car, you brave bastard.

853
00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:10,073
Dick dawg, write this
gay guy a check!

854
00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:11,174
Fuck yeah!

855
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,398
It's for the whole
gay thing, man.

856
00:40:15,946 --> 00:40:17,614
Congrats.

857
00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:20,483
I'm gonna shove so many
things up your ass.

858
00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:21,918
Let me put it to you this way,

859
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,621
you can drive a fucking
Cadillac up there,

860
00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:26,543
just as long as I get to
have sex with you after.

861
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,125
Wow. Um...

862
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:31,060
There's the pool stick
downstairs, I could try it.

863
00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:32,996
Uh, yeah. That sounds great.

864
00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:32,996
Why don't you give me another
hit and then run that

865
00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:35,574
cute little butt of yours
downstairs and grab it.

866
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,433
Okay?

867
00:40:36,435 --> 00:40:37,534
Okay.

868
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,572
Mmm.

869
00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:45,809
I'll be right back.

870
00:40:46,744 --> 00:40:50,046
Oh, yes. Go!

871
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:52,715
Tina, I love you.

872
00:40:52,717 --> 00:40:55,084
Sammy, we're gonna
need more balloons.

873
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:57,887
You're right, people
are going nuts for...

874
00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:11,668
Billy!

875
00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:23,480
Oh, shit!

876
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:28,051
Oh, shit!

877
00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:36,192
Thad, thank you so much
for this opportunity.

878
00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:37,560
Leave the lot to me.

879
00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:38,628
Thank you so much.

880
00:41:39,698 --> 00:41:40,897
Tina!

881
00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:41,764
Tina, is that you?

882
00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:51,508
Okay, well, I hear walking,

883
00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:52,709
I wanna hear some running, okay?

884
00:41:52,711 --> 00:41:53,576
Get over here, Tina.

885
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:01,150
Whoa.

886
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:02,085
Uh, all right.

887
00:42:02,753 --> 00:42:03,620
All right.

888
00:42:04,822 --> 00:42:07,156
Oh! Wow! Wow!

889
00:42:07,158 --> 00:42:08,958
That felt very nice.

890
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,094
You are a dirty girl,
Tina. Dirty girl.

891
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:18,034
Oh, go easy...

892
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,936
Go easy...

893
00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:21,004
Easy...

894
00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:21,004
Nice and slow.

895
00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:25,108
All right, finish it up so I
can have sex with you, okay?

896
00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:26,776
Sammy! I'm ready if you are!

897
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,213
Tina!

898
00:42:32,249 --> 00:42:34,617
Billy! Bad Billy!

899
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:36,085
That's a bad goat.

900
00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:37,954
Bad goat, Billy!

901
00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:40,890
Bad goat, Billy! Bad goat!

902
00:42:47,458 --> 00:42:49,233
<i>Hey, everybody! Listen up.</i>

903
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:52,702
<i>I have a very important
announcement to make.</i>

904
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:56,839
<i>Donnie Schrab is gay!</i>

905
00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:01,578
Not a big deal everybody.

906
00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:01,578
<i>So you know,</i>

907
00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:04,581
<i>I don't know, buy him a drink...</i>

908
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:06,983
<i>Or if you're a guy, suck
his dick or whatever.</i>

909
00:43:06,985 --> 00:43:08,051
<i>But it's great.</i>

910
00:43:08,053 --> 00:43:08,952
<i>Let's party!</i>

911
00:43:11,989 --> 00:43:14,757
Hey, are you feeling a little
overshadowed by all this?

912
00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:16,259
I mean, a cheerleader
comes out as gay

913
00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:17,727
and no one bats an eye.

914
00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:18,361
But when a football player does,

915
00:43:18,363 --> 00:43:19,762
suddenly he's the hero?

916
00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:23,366
Mary Jo, wait!

917
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:26,869
Do you have
any blueberry waffles

918
00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:29,072
because I'm super-duper
starving right now.

919
00:43:31,175 --> 00:43:32,308
Is that a yes?

920
00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:34,644
Mary Jo! Ah...

921
00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:38,114
Oh, shit. The auction!

922
00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:42,051
Where did he...

923
00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:43,186
- Thad!
- Billy!

924
00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:44,654
Billy!

925
00:43:45,222 --> 00:43:47,156
Oh, hey, Sammy, Sammy.

926
00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:49,192
Have you seen Billy? Nope.
I have not seen Billy.

927
00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:51,327
And those balloons, not good.

928
00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:53,062
Yeah I told you that. You okay?

929
00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:54,397
Me? Totally fine.

930
00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:55,732
Never been better,
never been better.

931
00:43:55,734 --> 00:43:57,333
There we go. Oh, there we go.

932
00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:10,947
Officer. We're going to
shut this party down.

933
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:10,947
I'm sorry, Dean, mate.
I can't let you in.

934
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:14,817
Thad castle and Alex Moran made
a very significant donation

935
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:16,419
to our benevolent fund.

936
00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:18,741
They specifically asked that
we not let you into the house.

937
00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:20,289
Fine! They want to play
like that?

938
00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:22,291
We sell this house

939
00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:23,426
right here, right now!

940
00:44:24,762 --> 00:44:27,130
Auctioneer, bidders, right now.

941
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:29,999
Thad!

942
00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:32,969
Thad!

943
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,238
Thad!

944
00:44:38,677 --> 00:44:40,343
Round and round he goes!

945
00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:42,879
Where he stops nobody knows!

946
00:44:44,815 --> 00:44:46,883
Okay, Barbara, you have
to take a jell-o shot

947
00:44:46,885 --> 00:44:48,565
and make out with Jeanine
for five seconds.

948
00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:50,787
Okay.

949
00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:52,388
Oh, my god!

950
00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:55,692
- Oh, my god!
- Thad!

951
00:44:55,694 --> 00:44:57,293
Okay. Thad, it's midnight, okay?

952
00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:58,394
The auction is
happening right now.

953
00:44:58,396 --> 00:45:00,063
We need to go. Uh...

954
00:45:00,065 --> 00:45:01,698
We're playing spin the thad-dle,

955
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:03,399
page twenty-one of the book.
I know what it is!

956
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,834
I'm the one
who set it up for you,

957
00:45:04,836 --> 00:45:06,169
like I said I would.
Okay, great!

958
00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:07,804
So you know how important
this is to me.

959
00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:09,739
Spin me!

960
00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,075
Yay!

961
00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:15,411
Thad, saving the goat house

962
00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:17,146
is the whole reason I agreed to
throw this party oh, my gosh!

963
00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:18,848
In the first place. I
can't take this anymore.

964
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,349
We don't have time
for this, Moran!

965
00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:23,319
Debbie, do a line of coke
off Nancy's knockers and...

966
00:45:23,321 --> 00:45:25,021
- Spin me!
- No, no, no.

967
00:45:25,023 --> 00:45:26,489
Don't spin, don't spin.

968
00:45:26,491 --> 00:45:28,858
Yay!

969
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:33,029
Never stop spinning me!

970
00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:34,363
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for coming.

971
00:45:34,365 --> 00:45:35,431
We're putting up for auction

972
00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:36,999
this piece of real estate.

973
00:45:37,001 --> 00:45:40,336
We'll start the
bidding at $150,000.

974
00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:42,205
Do I hear $150,000?

975
00:45:42,207 --> 00:45:45,475
One-fifty right here.
Looking for 175, 175.

976
00:45:45,477 --> 00:45:48,177
Do I hear 200? Do I hear two?

977
00:45:48,179 --> 00:45:49,846
$200,000.

978
00:45:51,149 --> 00:45:53,216
Your reign here
is over, Mr. Moran.

979
00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:55,017
It's best to step away
gracefully.

980
00:45:55,019 --> 00:45:57,386
We have 240 right here.
Looking for 250.

981
00:45:57,388 --> 00:45:59,021
240,000 going once...

982
00:45:59,023 --> 00:46:00,323
Shit!

983
00:46:00,325 --> 00:46:03,025
240,000 going twice...

984
00:46:03,027 --> 00:46:04,227
Three million!

985
00:46:05,863 --> 00:46:09,031
Son, the current bid
is $240,000.

986
00:46:09,033 --> 00:46:10,967
Oh...

987
00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:13,250
Maybe you should make it three
and a half million dollars.

988
00:46:14,872 --> 00:46:17,940
Okay, $3.5 million going once...

989
00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:19,142
Four million dollars!

990
00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:21,511
Thad, you don't have to
outbid yourself.

991
00:46:21,513 --> 00:46:23,980
Five million dollars!
Oh, my god.

992
00:46:23,982 --> 00:46:26,482
Fine, $5,000,000 going once,

993
00:46:26,484 --> 00:46:28,351
$5,000,000 going twice.

994
00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:32,889
Oh, yeah! Yeah, nice try.

995
00:46:32,891 --> 00:46:35,191
I'd have to be a real idiot
to pay more than $5,000,000

996
00:46:35,193 --> 00:46:36,359
for this piece of shit house.

997
00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:40,029
Sold for $5,000,000.

998
00:46:40,031 --> 00:46:42,865
To the oiled up man in the
white, furry slippers.

999
00:46:42,867 --> 00:46:44,534
- Woo-hoo!
- They cannot do that!

1000
00:46:44,536 --> 00:46:46,803
They can't do this. He bid
for it fair and square.

1001
00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:48,938
Oh, sorry, Deany.

1002
00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:51,574
This castle
is very well protected.

1003
00:46:51,576 --> 00:46:55,378
Officer, would you escort the
Dean off of my property, please.

1004
00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:55,378
You don't know who you're
messing with, Moran.

1005
00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:58,381
All right, let's go. I
will bring the thunder!

1006
00:46:58,383 --> 00:46:59,582
And you, Daniels!

1007
00:46:59,584 --> 00:47:02,451
Daniels! I come for you next!

1008
00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:04,053
I know what really happened.

1009
00:47:06,089 --> 00:47:07,990
You're a drunk!

1010
00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:11,294
All right.
Everybody back inside.

1011
00:47:11,296 --> 00:47:12,161
Let's party!

1012
00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:15,164
Oh, my god!

1013
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,966
I did it!

1014
00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:20,069
Oh! I finally got
my goat house back!

1015
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:23,406
What did you just say?

1016
00:47:23,408 --> 00:47:24,574
Hmm?

1017
00:47:24,576 --> 00:47:26,042
Oh, thank you.

1018
00:47:26,044 --> 00:47:27,404
You really helped me
out here, man.

1019
00:47:28,278 --> 00:47:29,478
I got my goat house back.

1020
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,547
Your house?

1021
00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:32,415
Yeah.

1022
00:47:33,951 --> 00:47:34,951
God...

1023
00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:38,421
This has never been
about me, has it?

1024
00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:39,503
It's always been about you.

1025
00:47:41,225 --> 00:47:43,359
Alex Moran this.
Alex Moran that.

1026
00:47:44,928 --> 00:47:46,095
Well, guess what, Moran,

1027
00:47:46,463 --> 00:47:47,864
newsflash.

1028
00:47:53,303 --> 00:47:54,437
Newsflash.

1029
00:47:56,106 --> 00:47:58,007
Dick dawg.

1030
00:47:58,009 --> 00:48:00,476
Escort this selfish jerk
off my property.

1031
00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:02,411
What? Then write
yourself a check.

1032
00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:03,613
Fuck yeah!

1033
00:48:03,615 --> 00:48:05,248
Hey, Thad! You can't do this.

1034
00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:06,582
You can't kick me
out of my own house.

1035
00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:08,484
It's not your house
anymore, cock tease!

1036
00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:25,601
All right!

1037
00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:27,470
First one to bring me a mojito

1038
00:48:27,472 --> 00:48:30,072
wins a whap session
in the ham sandwich room!

1039
00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:54,330
Hey, man, balloon? Thank you.

1040
00:48:54,332 --> 00:48:56,265
I invited you here,

1041
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,501
you said yes, so why
aren't we hanging out?

1042
00:48:58,503 --> 00:49:00,169
Wait, I'm confused.

1043
00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:02,939
Do you or do you not
have blueberry waffles

1044
00:49:02,941 --> 00:49:04,240
because I'm starving.

1045
00:49:04,242 --> 00:49:05,975
Hey! No.

1046
00:49:05,977 --> 00:49:05,975
What? Get out of here.

1047
00:49:05,977 --> 00:49:08,978
No. You're not invited
into this conversation.

1048
00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:11,213
Okay. I think I get
why you're pissed at me,

1049
00:49:11,215 --> 00:49:12,615
but Holly is not gay.

1050
00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:14,550
And you can't turn her gay.

1051
00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:17,486
Is that right?
Yeah, that's right.

1052
00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:18,955
Did you know you can eat bark?

1053
00:49:27,264 --> 00:49:30,132
Whoa! Your tongue is bonkers.

1054
00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:32,468
All right.

1055
00:49:39,009 --> 00:49:40,409
All right.

1056
00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:42,244
Okay. There it is.

1057
00:49:42,246 --> 00:49:44,146
Alex, your lips are sick.

1058
00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:45,214
Thank you.

1059
00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:46,983
Hmm?

1060
00:49:55,026 --> 00:49:56,659
Your tongue really is bonkers.

1061
00:49:58,528 --> 00:50:00,129
Why didn't I remember...

1062
00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:04,266
Why didn't you remember what?

1063
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,206
Holy shitballs.

1064
00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,540
Are you guys...

1065
00:50:14,144 --> 00:50:15,211
Fuck a duck.

1066
00:50:16,079 --> 00:50:16,779
Alex.

1067
00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:18,280
Hmm?

1068
00:50:18,282 --> 00:50:20,783
Why didn't we
ever talk about it?

1069
00:50:20,785 --> 00:50:24,020
We hooked up, it was
good and then...

1070
00:50:24,022 --> 00:50:26,522
I... I liked you.

1071
00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,190
But you said that you were gay.

1072
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:30,192
I was a sophomore.

1073
00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:32,094
That's what sophomore girls do.

1074
00:50:32,096 --> 00:50:34,430
Freshman year
we're drunk and slutty.

1075
00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:37,133
Sophomore year we experiment
with our sexuality.

1076
00:50:37,135 --> 00:50:38,467
Junior year
we start caring about school,

1077
00:50:38,469 --> 00:50:40,369
and senior year anything goes.

1078
00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:43,139
It's called
the college experience.

1079
00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:44,507
This is my last year of college.

1080
00:50:44,509 --> 00:50:45,608
And I can't...

1081
00:50:47,477 --> 00:50:49,045
I can't have a girlfriend.

1082
00:50:49,047 --> 00:50:49,767
And you shouldn't.

1083
00:50:51,314 --> 00:50:52,648
But if you do...

1084
00:50:53,817 --> 00:50:55,284
It should be me.

1085
00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:01,123
Oh, my god.

1086
00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:02,458
Are we all gonna do it?

1087
00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:53,742
What is going on here?

1088
00:51:53,744 --> 00:51:55,444
I think they're trying to fuck.

1089
00:52:08,191 --> 00:52:10,459
So... What's going on here?

1090
00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:14,897
I think these guys
are trying to fuck

1091
00:52:14,899 --> 00:52:17,600
and those guys
are talking about it.

1092
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,203
Beer's inside?

1093
00:52:40,724 --> 00:52:42,491
Houseboy!

1094
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,894
Get your ass in here, houseboy!

1095
00:52:48,265 --> 00:52:50,199
Houseboy!

1096
00:52:50,201 --> 00:52:53,435
I need more olives for
my Martini, god damn it!

1097
00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:55,271
Thad?

1098
00:52:55,273 --> 00:52:56,338
He can't hear you.

1099
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,674
Why not?

1100
00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:00,276
You're looking at
15 years in the future.

1101
00:53:03,613 --> 00:53:04,531
You're serious?

1102
00:53:05,448 --> 00:53:06,582
Fifteen years in the future.

1103
00:53:06,584 --> 00:53:08,350
Thad is living
in the goat house?

1104
00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:09,852
Oh, no, he never left.

1105
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:12,188
You know, uh, Thadland
became Thad world

1106
00:53:12,190 --> 00:53:13,289
and, uh, he's been here
ever since.

1107
00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:15,291
Houseboy!

1108
00:53:15,293 --> 00:53:16,392
And you're living with him?

1109
00:53:16,394 --> 00:53:17,726
Me? Oh, no, no, no.

1110
00:53:17,728 --> 00:53:20,396
I am long gone. Long gone.

1111
00:53:20,398 --> 00:53:22,398
I, uh, I died at Thadland.

1112
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,799
Fell off the Ferris wheel
jerking off.

1113
00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:26,669
You died? Houseboy!

1114
00:53:26,671 --> 00:53:29,572
Wait, then who's houseboy?

1115
00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:31,941
Sorry, bro-beans. I was
polishing your trophies.

1116
00:53:31,943 --> 00:53:33,642
Also, your car is washed,

1117
00:53:34,644 --> 00:53:36,245
your laundry's done,

1118
00:53:36,247 --> 00:53:37,346
and your chrome pocket pussy

1119
00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:38,628
is all buffed up
and ready to go.

1120
00:53:39,816 --> 00:53:41,383
No way.

1121
00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:44,286
Yeah. Yeah, and you're fat, too.
What?

1122
00:53:44,288 --> 00:53:46,455
No, no, no. No way
that is happening.

1123
00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:49,425
You made this happen.
You should be pumped!

1124
00:53:49,427 --> 00:53:51,460
I mean, yes, you sacrificed
everything that was good in your life

1125
00:53:51,462 --> 00:53:52,528
along the way

1126
00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:53,896
but you got your goat house

1127
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,464
and you and Thad
are happy living here.

1128
00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:02,738
What, what about,
what about Mary Jo?

1129
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:04,340
She, uh, she couldn't
wait around.

1130
00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:07,810
I'm real sorry I got in the way

1131
00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:08,877
of your sneeze there, boss.

1132
00:54:08,879 --> 00:54:08,877
That's bullshit.

1133
00:54:08,879 --> 00:54:11,981
No. You want to know
what's bullshit?

1134
00:54:11,983 --> 00:54:13,616
Toilet duty in heaven.

1135
00:54:13,618 --> 00:54:15,651
Jesus says if I don't clean
the toilets by 6:00,

1136
00:54:15,653 --> 00:54:17,253
he's gonna give me a spanking.

1137
00:54:17,255 --> 00:54:18,821
Jesus spanks you?

1138
00:54:18,823 --> 00:54:18,821
Well, it's more like
a tickling thing,

1139
00:54:18,823 --> 00:54:21,323
but either way
I just don't like it.

1140
00:54:21,325 --> 00:54:21,323
See you around, pal.

1141
00:54:21,325 --> 00:54:24,593
Houseboy, my hemorrhoid
needs cleaning!

1142
00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:25,561
Wait, Sammy!

1143
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,564
We got to fix this.

1144
00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:29,698
You're on your own.

1145
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,433
I don't want to get spanked.

1146
00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:32,468
Sammy!

1147
00:54:32,470 --> 00:54:33,535
Coming, Jesus!

1148
00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:34,903
Sammy! Sammy!

1149
00:54:48,318 --> 00:54:49,585
What the fuck?

1150
00:54:52,722 --> 00:54:54,323
Sammy!

1151
00:54:55,392 --> 00:54:56,759
Mary Jo?

1152
00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:03,299
Hey!

1153
00:55:04,934 --> 00:55:07,703
Hey! Yes!

1154
00:55:07,705 --> 00:55:10,572
Thank you so much for stopping.

1155
00:55:10,574 --> 00:55:11,740
Shilo?

1156
00:55:11,742 --> 00:55:14,843
Ooh! Alex Moran.

1157
00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:15,944
What the hell are you
doing out here, man?

1158
00:55:15,946 --> 00:55:17,012
You look nuts.

1159
00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:18,614
It's a long story, man.

1160
00:55:18,616 --> 00:55:20,816
Where are we? I gotta get
back to the goat house.

1161
00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:21,750
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's where I'm going!

1162
00:55:21,752 --> 00:55:23,752
Hop in, man. To Thadland!

1163
00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:25,487
I can't believe
you guys didn't invite me!

1164
00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:26,889
Thadland? Mmm-hmm.

1165
00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:28,891
That was last night. It's over.

1166
00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:30,726
Oh, no, no, no.

1167
00:55:30,728 --> 00:55:32,428
I've been seeing the
commercials all weekend long.

1168
00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:35,364
Commercials? Biggest,
baddest party of all time.

1169
00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:37,066
They've got games and rides

1170
00:55:37,068 --> 00:55:38,934
and a contest for the best abs.

1171
00:55:38,936 --> 00:55:39,968
Now let me ask you.

1172
00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:43,439
Who's taking home that prize?

1173
00:55:43,441 --> 00:55:44,606
Uh... Go ahead.

1174
00:55:45,041 --> 00:55:46,575
Touch it.

1175
00:55:46,577 --> 00:55:47,743
I'd rather not.

1176
00:55:47,745 --> 00:55:47,743
No, no, no. No, I'm good.

1177
00:55:47,745 --> 00:55:50,846
They're just amazing abs.
They're not gonna bite you.

1178
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,381
Wait, what day is it today?

1179
00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:54,516
It's Monday.

1180
00:55:57,721 --> 00:55:59,722
No fucking way.

1181
00:56:02,759 --> 00:56:04,059
<i>Do you like fun?</i>

1182
00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:05,894
<i>Do you like excitement?</i>

1183
00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:08,097
<i>Well, we... well, then
come on down to Thadland!</i>

1184
00:56:08,099 --> 00:56:09,798
<i>We've got lots
of that kind of stuff!</i>

1185
00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:11,567
<i>Whoo!</i>

1186
00:56:12,402 --> 00:56:12,401
<i>I'm Thad castle!</i>

1187
00:56:12,403 --> 00:56:15,671
<i>And whether
it's bouncing with Sloots...</i>

1188
00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:16,772
<i>Whoo-hoo!</i>

1189
00:56:18,742 --> 00:56:20,809
<i>Or sweet beach
on a Ferris wheel.</i>

1190
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:23,846
<i>It even snows cocaine here!</i>

1191
00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:28,584
<i>Here's fun facts about Thadland.</i>

1192
00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:29,818
<i>It was created three days ago.</i>

1193
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,820
<i>Our only currency is checks.</i>

1194
00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:34,022
<i>And we're open 23/7, nine
days a week, 385 days a year.</i>

1195
00:56:34,024 --> 00:56:36,024
<i>So round up your bro-beans</i>

1196
00:56:36,026 --> 00:56:39,561
<i>and come on down to the place
where the fun never ends!</i>

1197
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:41,497
<i>Fuck you, Walt Disney!</i>

1198
00:56:41,499 --> 00:56:43,399
<i>This is Thadland!</i>

1199
00:57:02,652 --> 00:57:04,586
This is disgusting.

1200
00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:05,668
What happened to the party?

1201
00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:08,557
It's right here?

1202
00:57:09,826 --> 00:57:11,160
Hey, ladies.

1203
00:57:11,162 --> 00:57:12,494
Check out these abs.

1204
00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:42,658
This fucking tastes so bad.

1205
00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:43,525
Sammy...

1206
00:57:44,494 --> 00:57:45,594
Alex!

1207
00:57:45,596 --> 00:57:47,162
Holy shit, man.

1208
00:57:47,164 --> 00:57:50,098
You know, people think
that you're fucking dead.

1209
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:51,633
I'm not dead. I'm right here.

1210
00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:53,068
What is going on here?

1211
00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:55,671
Thadland.

1212
00:57:55,673 --> 00:57:57,573
It's been going on
for quite some time.

1213
00:57:57,575 --> 00:57:59,508
You know, these fucking
crazy guys,

1214
00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:01,176
are so much fun, it's amazing.

1215
00:58:01,178 --> 00:58:03,111
God, this is all my fault.

1216
00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:04,680
Yeah. Oh, shit, man.

1217
00:58:04,682 --> 00:58:06,048
Do you want some food?
I feel weird.

1218
00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,616
Do you want some? No, I...

1219
00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:10,586
Is that?

1220
00:58:10,588 --> 00:58:11,720
Yeah, things got a little
weird between Billy and I.

1221
00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:14,656
You know, uh, he bit me, so uh,

1222
00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:15,624
I'm biting him.

1223
00:58:16,759 --> 00:58:18,861
Jesus, Sammy.

1224
00:58:18,863 --> 00:58:21,597
This, this has to end.
Where's Thad?

1225
00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:22,931
I haven't seen Thad
in a little while.

1226
00:58:22,933 --> 00:58:24,666
But get this.

1227
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:25,968
Just yesterday,

1228
00:58:25,970 --> 00:58:27,202
he almost remembered my name.

1229
00:58:27,204 --> 00:58:29,238
Oh, good.
He called me, "biscuit."

1230
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,006
Which, you know, to me
is pretty close.

1231
00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:33,175
You know, cause it's like...

1232
00:58:33,177 --> 00:58:35,277
Sam-my! I know, it's...

1233
00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:36,945
Bis-cuit! It's not really
that close at all.

1234
00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:38,547
If you think about it,

1235
00:58:38,549 --> 00:58:39,515
and you sound it out.

1236
00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:42,651
Biscuit's like tomato.

1237
00:58:42,653 --> 00:58:44,553
I'm gonna go find Thad.
You just enjoy it.

1238
00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:45,521
Biscuit!

1239
00:58:58,635 --> 00:59:00,035
What the fuck.

1240
00:59:02,238 --> 00:59:03,605
Donnie!

1241
00:59:04,774 --> 00:59:05,841
Donnie!

1242
00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:07,709
Hey! Radon, stop the ride!

1243
00:59:09,746 --> 00:59:11,947
It's just that,

1244
00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:14,683
all it would take is one of you
to show me respect as a coach

1245
00:59:14,685 --> 00:59:16,752
and not just your friend and
everyone else would be on board.

1246
00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:19,755
No. It's not like that, dude.
We respect you.

1247
00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:22,124
Really? Hey, coach
summers, fuck you!

1248
00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:25,928
- Not cool, man!
- Donnie!

1249
00:59:26,434 --> 00:59:27,964
I'm so glad I found you.

1250
00:59:27,965 --> 00:59:30,832
Yeah, Thad,
what's with the bracelets?

1251
00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:33,969
You don't like them?

1252
00:59:33,971 --> 00:59:35,571
It's just I asked you not to
make a big deal out of this

1253
00:59:35,573 --> 00:59:37,973
and instead you manufactured
thousands of bracelets

1254
00:59:37,975 --> 00:59:39,975
and handed them out
to everyone here.

1255
00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:41,577
You're welcome, bro-beans.

1256
00:59:41,579 --> 00:59:43,312
Hey, Thad. Congrats
on all your success.

1257
00:59:49,052 --> 00:59:50,719
Dick dawg!

1258
00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:51,987
Dick dawg, get over here.

1259
00:59:51,989 --> 00:59:53,655
I got something
you're gonna love. Watch.

1260
00:59:54,724 --> 00:59:56,044
Watch where
you're stepping, dude.

1261
00:59:57,961 --> 00:59:58,894
Go ahead. Open it.

1262
01:00:00,296 --> 01:00:02,030
I think I can tell
what it is, Thad.

1263
01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:03,098
Open it!

1264
01:00:03,900 --> 01:00:04,833
Open it!

1265
01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:14,843
Yeah. Yeah!

1266
01:00:20,283 --> 01:00:21,383
I bought you a guy.

1267
01:00:22,218 --> 01:00:24,119
I can see that.

1268
01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:25,361
Go ahead. Whap his dick around.

1269
01:00:26,189 --> 01:00:27,889
Whap, whap.

1270
01:00:27,891 --> 01:00:29,024
I'd rather not, Thad.

1271
01:00:30,827 --> 01:00:32,661
What's the matter,
you don't like him?

1272
01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:34,963
No. I do, he, he's great.

1273
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:36,832
He's already paid for. Whap him.

1274
01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:39,067
Look, I'll do it. Watch.

1275
01:00:39,069 --> 01:00:40,969
Whap. Whap, whap, whap.

1276
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,137
Whap, whap, whap, whap, whap,

1277
01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:44,106
whap, whap, whap,
whap, whap, whap,

1278
01:00:44,108 --> 01:00:46,908
whap, whap, whap,
whap, whap, whap.

1279
01:00:46,910 --> 01:00:50,379
Whap it. I'll leave
you two alone.

1280
01:00:50,381 --> 01:00:52,314
You're welcome, bro-beans.

1281
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:54,116
Dick dawg! Have fun, man.

1282
01:00:56,019 --> 01:00:57,819
Sorry about them.

1283
01:00:57,821 --> 01:00:59,955
I'm frank. I'm Donnie.

1284
01:01:01,157 --> 01:01:02,324
I'm gonna go.

1285
01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:09,398
Coach Daniels!

1286
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,799
So glad you could make it.

1287
01:01:10,801 --> 01:01:10,799
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1288
01:01:10,801 --> 01:01:13,268
But what the hell
is this all about?

1289
01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:15,303
Just a friendly little gathering

1290
01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:17,773
where I reveal to the world the
kind of person you really are.

1291
01:01:19,976 --> 01:01:20,842
I'm sorry.

1292
01:01:23,379 --> 01:01:26,181
Like when they steal my hat

1293
01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:28,984
and then laugh at me, it hurts.

1294
01:01:28,986 --> 01:01:32,754
You know, I put on a brave face,
but I'm a real human being.

1295
01:01:32,756 --> 01:01:34,856
Human beings means people.

1296
01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:36,091
Exactly. And like...

1297
01:01:36,093 --> 01:01:38,860
Larry, I need you.

1298
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:40,829
Alex, come play with me
in the bath tub.

1299
01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:43,198
Maybe another time.

1300
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,734
Larry, I need
your help right now.

1301
01:01:45,736 --> 01:01:47,302
I need you to round up the whole
team and meet me out front, okay?

1302
01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:48,370
Very funny. Come on, man.

1303
01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:49,438
I'm serious, Larry.

1304
01:01:53,209 --> 01:01:55,711
Coach summers.
This party is over.

1305
01:01:55,713 --> 01:01:56,445
Round 'em up.

1306
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,715
Don't do this, Moran.

1307
01:01:59,717 --> 01:02:01,483
We need you right now, coach.

1308
01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:03,719
Round up this team right now.

1309
01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:05,087
Man, I... Round 'em up!

1310
01:02:05,089 --> 01:02:06,388
No. Round 'em up, coach summers!

1311
01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:06,388
Not you too. Round 'em up!

1312
01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:08,857
Not you too. Round 'em up!

1313
01:02:08,859 --> 01:02:09,925
Round 'em up!

1314
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,060
Get out of there!

1315
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,395
Get of there,
coach summers! Yeah!

1316
01:02:16,499 --> 01:02:17,933
I'll see you out front.

1317
01:02:21,838 --> 01:02:24,239
Mountain goats... Round up!

1318
01:02:27,877 --> 01:02:29,277
Check out this guy.

1319
01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:31,346
He's been asleep
for, like, two hours.

1320
01:02:31,348 --> 01:02:32,380
I can't wake him up.

1321
01:02:33,249 --> 01:02:35,383
Holly, where is Mary Jo?

1322
01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:37,419
She's with Chad. Who?

1323
01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:39,821
Chad. You know, like Chadland?

1324
01:02:41,424 --> 01:02:42,758
Right over there.

1325
01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:44,860
Giddy-up!

1326
01:02:46,996 --> 01:02:48,196
To the stables!

1327
01:02:48,198 --> 01:02:48,897
Holy shit!

1328
01:02:52,869 --> 01:02:54,035
Marco!

1329
01:02:56,005 --> 01:02:58,340
Marco!

1330
01:02:58,342 --> 01:03:01,843
<i>I just want to say that in
spite of all the rumors,</i>

1331
01:03:01,845 --> 01:03:03,685
<i>I was not drunk when I
crashed my motorcycle.</i>

1332
01:03:05,882 --> 01:03:06,848
<i>And furthermore...</i>

1333
01:03:15,024 --> 01:03:16,458
<i>You know what?</i>

1334
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:17,325
<i>That was a lie.</i>

1335
01:03:17,994 --> 01:03:19,561
<i>I was drunk.</i>

1336
01:03:19,563 --> 01:03:21,263
<i>In fact, I'm a little
drunk right now.</i>

1337
01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:23,899
<i>I was hammered</i>

1338
01:03:23,901 --> 01:03:25,300
<i>when I crashed my motorcycle,</i>

1339
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:27,002
<i>and I was just about to have</i>

1340
01:03:27,004 --> 01:03:28,170
<i>an enchanted moment</i>

1341
01:03:29,172 --> 01:03:30,972
<i>with this girl,</i>

1342
01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:33,842
<i>who happens to be
a very wonderful person.</i>

1343
01:03:33,844 --> 01:03:36,344
<i>So, you can all go
fuck yourselves.</i>

1344
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:39,047
<i>And go goats.</i>

1345
01:03:41,317 --> 01:03:43,952
<i>Well, alrighty then.</i>

1346
01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:46,454
<i>Let's open it up
for questions, shall we?</i>

1347
01:03:46,456 --> 01:03:49,457
<i>Coach! Coach!
Julia king from can.</i>

1348
01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:51,159
<i>What can you tell us about
your feelings on Thadland?</i>

1349
01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:51,159
<i>Have you been?</i>

1350
01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:54,362
<i>And can you comment
on Thad castle's open bashing</i>

1351
01:03:54,364 --> 01:03:54,362
<i>of the late Walt Disney?</i>

1352
01:03:54,364 --> 01:03:57,199
<i>He's called him, and I quote,</i>

1353
01:03:57,201 --> 01:03:58,533
<i>"a short, anti-semite..."</i>

1354
01:03:58,535 --> 01:04:00,402
<i>"With less imagination
in his whole."</i>

1355
01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:03,371
<i>"Jew-hating body than I have
in the tip of my pee-hole."</i>

1356
01:04:04,373 --> 01:04:05,574
<i>He said "pee-hole?"</i>

1357
01:04:05,576 --> 01:04:05,574
<i>He did. Well, you know,</i>

1358
01:04:05,576 --> 01:04:08,910
<i>I don't think
any of those allegations</i>

1359
01:04:08,912 --> 01:04:10,445
<i>were proven to be true.</i>

1360
01:04:10,447 --> 01:04:12,113
<i>So I don't want to
comment on Mr...</i>

1361
01:04:13,317 --> 01:04:14,717
What about the drug
use at Thadland?

1362
01:04:16,285 --> 01:04:18,186
Why does Thad castle
hate the French?

1363
01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:19,955
That's the question
you idiots have?

1364
01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:21,122
<i>Thadland?</i>

1365
01:04:21,124 --> 01:04:23,158
<i>Ask him about the drinking.</i>

1366
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,126
<i>Ask him about the driving.</i>

1367
01:04:25,128 --> 01:04:27,529
<i>The accident
with the little chick.</i>

1368
01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:29,431
<i>Ask him some
of this stuff. What?</i>

1369
01:04:35,471 --> 01:04:36,338
Coach!

1370
01:04:44,614 --> 01:04:47,015
Oh, yeah, this is great.

1371
01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:48,416
Can wear you all the way to...

1372
01:04:49,585 --> 01:04:50,986
Sammy!

1373
01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:53,455
Alex! Holy shit,
what's up, buddy?

1374
01:04:55,491 --> 01:04:57,092
I really need your help.

1375
01:04:57,094 --> 01:04:58,026
I need you to sneak me
back into the goat house.

1376
01:04:58,028 --> 01:05:00,061
Why?

1377
01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:02,230
Oh, my god, that's right,
'cause you're banished!

1378
01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:04,566
Hey, everybody, Alex is back!

1379
01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:06,101
Whoo! We gotta keep it
down though.

1380
01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:07,402
We gotta keep it down.

1381
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,436
But I can help you out.
Follow me.

1382
01:05:08,438 --> 01:05:09,971
Follow me, pal.

1383
01:05:09,973 --> 01:05:11,339
You're not gonna believe this.

1384
01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:14,476
I fucking, I ate
basically the whole goat.

1385
01:05:14,478 --> 01:05:15,977
Did you boil it? Oh, yeah.

1386
01:05:15,979 --> 01:05:17,545
Thad is pissed at you.

1387
01:05:17,547 --> 01:05:19,581
He's declared your
name a swear word.

1388
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,983
Actually it's pretty cool
if you ask me.

1389
01:05:21,985 --> 01:05:23,218
Why is that cool?

1390
01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:24,986
At least he knows your name.

1391
01:05:24,988 --> 01:05:26,268
Harmon, you got
a visitor, buddy.

1392
01:05:27,189 --> 01:05:29,557
Alex, you're alive.

1393
01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:31,493
I thought you were dead
or something.

1394
01:05:31,495 --> 01:05:34,162
I almost was,
thanks to your balloons.

1395
01:05:34,164 --> 01:05:37,065
This drug affects different
people in different ways.

1396
01:05:37,067 --> 01:05:39,134
Me, I grew up on the stuff.

1397
01:05:39,136 --> 01:05:40,936
It was like formula to me
when I was a baby.

1398
01:05:40,938 --> 01:05:41,611
What is it?

1399
01:05:45,341 --> 01:05:47,208
Don't ask yourself a question

1400
01:05:47,210 --> 01:05:49,678
that you don't want
the answer to.

1401
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:52,414
Just go on back up to the
party and enjoy yourself.

1402
01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:55,050
Harmon. What is
in your balloons?

1403
01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:56,184
It's shit.

1404
01:05:56,186 --> 01:05:57,652
It's not shit...

1405
01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:00,288
It's Jenkum.

1406
01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:01,990
Okay, what the fuck is Jenkum?

1407
01:06:01,992 --> 01:06:03,158
Shit. It's not...

1408
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:04,259
He said shit again. Shit.

1409
01:06:04,261 --> 01:06:05,593
It's poop fumes

1410
01:06:05,595 --> 01:06:07,562
and pee fumes.

1411
01:06:07,564 --> 01:06:09,531
It's very popular in the south.

1412
01:06:09,533 --> 01:06:11,066
See, what I've done here is

1413
01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:12,500
I've rerouted these sewer pipes

1414
01:06:12,502 --> 01:06:14,436
into this steel tank.

1415
01:06:14,438 --> 01:06:16,705
And then whenever
anyone uses the facilities,

1416
01:06:16,707 --> 01:06:18,473
it collects here
where it's allowed to ferment

1417
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,408
at a very high temperature.

1418
01:06:20,410 --> 01:06:23,011
Then it's simply a matter
of filling these balloons

1419
01:06:23,013 --> 01:06:25,380
with the fermented fumes,
<i>et voila.</i>

1420
01:06:25,382 --> 01:06:28,383
This stuff will knock you
straight on your ass.

1421
01:06:28,385 --> 01:06:30,018
Which is ironic considering

1422
01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:31,860
that's where it all started
in the first place.

1423
01:06:34,123 --> 01:06:36,091
Please tell me you're kidding.
No.

1424
01:06:36,093 --> 01:06:38,259
We've been down here for days

1425
01:06:38,261 --> 01:06:40,395
messing around with
different temperatures,

1426
01:06:40,397 --> 01:06:43,164
more poop, less pee,
more pee, less poop...

1427
01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:45,100
No, no, no.

1428
01:06:45,102 --> 01:06:47,535
This experiment ends right now.

1429
01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:50,472
I lost two days
of my life to this shit!

1430
01:06:50,474 --> 01:06:52,674
And dignity. Stop huffing that!

1431
01:06:52,676 --> 01:06:54,309
Jesus Christ!

1432
01:06:54,311 --> 01:06:55,577
Shut it down, Harmon.

1433
01:06:55,579 --> 01:06:57,746
No, no, no, what about Thad?
Forget Thad!

1434
01:06:57,748 --> 01:06:59,147
This is my house.

1435
01:06:59,149 --> 01:07:00,782
And I'm your captain.

1436
01:07:00,784 --> 01:07:02,017
Now shut it down, Harmon.

1437
01:07:02,618 --> 01:07:03,585
Shut it down.

1438
01:07:07,356 --> 01:07:08,396
Consider it done, captain.

1439
01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:17,465
Have you seen Thad?

1440
01:07:18,267 --> 01:07:20,068
Thad's upstairs.

1441
01:07:59,108 --> 01:08:00,275
Are you an assassin?

1442
01:08:04,113 --> 01:08:05,180
Thad?

1443
01:08:10,219 --> 01:08:11,419
You can't kill me.

1444
01:08:13,222 --> 01:08:14,522
I'm not killable.

1445
01:08:20,229 --> 01:08:22,864
I'm not here to kill you.

1446
01:08:22,866 --> 01:08:25,133
I'm here to tell you
that this party is over.

1447
01:08:29,605 --> 01:08:31,339
Guys, I have no time to explain.

1448
01:08:31,341 --> 01:08:32,740
You don't want to be
sucking on those balloons.

1449
01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:33,842
Trust me.

1450
01:08:33,844 --> 01:08:34,776
What balloons?

1451
01:08:36,145 --> 01:08:36,811
These balloons?

1452
01:08:38,814 --> 01:08:40,482
Please stop.

1453
01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:41,883
Thad, stop doing that.

1454
01:08:41,885 --> 01:08:42,784
Thad, stop!

1455
01:08:45,421 --> 01:08:46,488
Thank you.

1456
01:08:49,325 --> 01:08:50,859
Hey, hey.

1457
01:08:50,861 --> 01:08:52,260
Don't let him do that.

1458
01:08:52,262 --> 01:08:53,661
What do you care?

1459
01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:54,863
You got what you wanted.

1460
01:08:54,865 --> 01:08:56,231
The house is safe.

1461
01:08:56,233 --> 01:08:57,398
I do care, all right?

1462
01:08:58,534 --> 01:08:59,601
And I don't know
if what happened

1463
01:08:59,603 --> 01:09:02,270
between us was real or not,

1464
01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:03,712
but I meant every word
I said to you.

1465
01:09:04,273 --> 01:09:05,473
Then prove it.

1466
01:09:06,509 --> 01:09:07,809
Hey!

1467
01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:09,310
Enough!

1468
01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:10,912
This is about me!
Not you a-holes!

1469
01:09:12,414 --> 01:09:15,817
Okay, let's talk about you.

1470
01:09:15,819 --> 01:09:17,919
How about we start with
what the hell is going on.

1471
01:09:18,888 --> 01:09:20,188
You were a number one

1472
01:09:20,190 --> 01:09:22,457
draft pick in the NFL.

1473
01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:24,492
Why aren't you at practice?

1474
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,054
And what do you
even want with my house?

1475
01:09:33,702 --> 01:09:35,203
Let's not do this again, <i>senor.</i>

1476
01:09:35,205 --> 01:09:36,838
Officer, I carry
in my possession

1477
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,239
information
which may interest you

1478
01:09:38,241 --> 01:09:40,542
and your tiny
little benevolent fund.

1479
01:09:40,544 --> 01:09:41,743
I didn't catch any of that.

1480
01:09:41,745 --> 01:09:42,644
Look at the papers!

1481
01:09:50,697 --> 01:09:52,288
I need all available units

1482
01:09:52,289 --> 01:09:56,257
to blue mountain state campus.
All available units.

1483
01:09:56,259 --> 01:09:57,779
There goes the
department booze cruise.

1484
01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,561
Argh!

1485
01:09:59,563 --> 01:10:01,563
Thad, we were teammates
for three years.

1486
01:10:01,565 --> 01:10:04,332
You've got to trust me.
What is happening?

1487
01:10:04,334 --> 01:10:07,535
This may come
as a surprise to you,

1488
01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:10,505
but I'm not the super smart Alan
Einstein that everyone thinks I am.

1489
01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:13,908
No. Don't say that.

1490
01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:16,270
If I told you the truth, you'd
think I was the biggest idiot.

1491
01:10:16,312 --> 01:10:17,445
Never.

1492
01:10:23,252 --> 01:10:23,985
I'm not going pro.

1493
01:10:24,853 --> 01:10:26,621
What?

1494
01:10:26,623 --> 01:10:28,489
Wait, I saw the draft, Thad.

1495
01:10:28,491 --> 01:10:29,824
We all saw the draft.

1496
01:10:29,826 --> 01:10:31,960
Now you're mad at me.
I knew you'd get mad at me.

1497
01:10:31,962 --> 01:10:33,828
I'm not mad at you.
Yes, you are.

1498
01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:35,563
The draft was real,

1499
01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:36,965
and the contract was real,

1500
01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:38,900
but then,

1501
01:10:40,769 --> 01:10:42,704
I bought a zoo...

1502
01:10:42,706 --> 01:10:44,772
And I was messing around
with that big animal

1503
01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:46,254
with the horn
growing out of its face.

1504
01:10:46,842 --> 01:10:47,976
A rhinoceros?

1505
01:10:48,744 --> 01:10:50,545
Sure.

1506
01:10:50,547 --> 01:10:52,880
And the stupid thing stabbed
me with his stupid horn.

1507
01:10:52,882 --> 01:10:54,382
My coach found out

1508
01:10:54,384 --> 01:10:55,783
and they canceled my contract.

1509
01:10:55,785 --> 01:10:56,865
No, no, no, stop stop stop!

1510
01:11:00,556 --> 01:11:02,757
What?

1511
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:04,525
How long have
you known about this?

1512
01:11:04,527 --> 01:11:06,794
Since the day before you
and I met at that restaurant.

1513
01:11:06,796 --> 01:11:07,662
Wha...

1514
01:11:10,332 --> 01:11:12,734
So this, this book...

1515
01:11:12,736 --> 01:11:14,435
This, this, this dream,
it was all a lie?

1516
01:11:16,005 --> 01:11:18,406
I drew that the night
before I gave it to you.

1517
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,310
<i>I imagined a party in my honor.</i>

1518
01:11:23,746 --> 01:11:26,014
<i>A place that was safe and warm</i>

1519
01:11:26,016 --> 01:11:28,716
<i>and I'd never ever
ever ever leave.</i>

1520
01:11:43,432 --> 01:11:45,033
You motherfucker!

1521
01:11:45,035 --> 01:11:45,933
What the...

1522
01:11:45,935 --> 01:11:47,468
Holy shit!

1523
01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:48,903
Actually, that's a lie too.

1524
01:11:48,905 --> 01:11:50,571
I didn't draw those pictures.

1525
01:11:51,674 --> 01:11:52,774
I traced them.

1526
01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:15,797
So you knew
your contract was void?

1527
01:12:15,799 --> 01:12:17,065
How did you pay for all this?

1528
01:12:17,067 --> 01:12:18,966
Checks.

1529
01:12:18,968 --> 01:12:20,928
But they weren't real.
I just ordered them online.

1530
01:12:25,441 --> 01:12:27,842
You have no money?

1531
01:12:27,844 --> 01:12:28,884
Who else knows about this?

1532
01:12:29,678 --> 01:12:32,647
Just me and dick dawg

1533
01:12:32,649 --> 01:12:34,382
and the Dean.

1534
01:12:34,384 --> 01:12:36,050
Olivares knows about this?
How does he know?

1535
01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:37,352
Dick dawg told him.

1536
01:12:37,354 --> 01:12:38,453
Why would he do that, Thad?

1537
01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:39,987
Because I told him to.

1538
01:12:39,989 --> 01:12:41,989
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Are you gonna

1539
01:12:41,991 --> 01:12:43,758
help me? I'm in real deep shit.

1540
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:46,094
I started my own sneaker
line, for Christ sake.

1541
01:12:46,096 --> 01:12:48,129
I made my own
hall of fame jacket.

1542
01:12:48,131 --> 01:12:49,130
I can't face them.

1543
01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:52,767
I'd rather be dead.

1544
01:12:56,672 --> 01:12:57,912
Is that what this is all about?

1545
01:13:00,509 --> 01:13:02,009
This?

1546
01:13:02,011 --> 01:13:03,511
This drawing. Tracing.

1547
01:13:03,513 --> 01:13:05,046
Tracing in your book.

1548
01:13:06,615 --> 01:13:07,548
It's you?

1549
01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:11,018
In heaven.

1550
01:13:13,589 --> 01:13:15,022
No. No way. Yes.

1551
01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:16,691
Absolutely not. Yes.

1552
01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:18,159
No, I'm not doing it. No.
Yes, you have to!

1553
01:13:18,161 --> 01:13:19,994
I'm not doing it. That's the deal!
You have to help me!

1554
01:13:19,996 --> 01:13:21,496
I bought you this house!

1555
01:13:22,097 --> 01:13:23,965
Technically you didn't!

1556
01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:25,533
But goddammit!

1557
01:13:26,669 --> 01:13:27,702
Shhh!

1558
01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:28,970
Thad?

1559
01:13:28,972 --> 01:13:30,571
Yes.

1560
01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:33,040
If I help you out of this...
Yes?

1561
01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:35,009
All debts are paid.
I owe you nothing.

1562
01:13:35,011 --> 01:13:36,077
Deal.

1563
01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:40,715
All right. Shit!

1564
01:13:41,817 --> 01:13:42,884
I got a plan.

1565
01:13:42,886 --> 01:13:44,485
Shit.

1566
01:13:44,487 --> 01:13:45,787
I'm gonna need dick dawg.

1567
01:13:45,789 --> 01:13:47,655
Shit! Goddamn it!

1568
01:13:48,190 --> 01:13:49,457
Shit.

1569
01:13:53,162 --> 01:13:54,429
Ohhh!

1570
01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:07,108
Well!

1571
01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:08,976
Jesus Christ! If it isn't
the guy I don't remember.

1572
01:14:08,978 --> 01:14:11,212
Oh, god, why are you naked?

1573
01:14:11,214 --> 01:14:12,914
Wait, what's on your head?

1574
01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:14,749
Oh, I'm wearing the last guy
who tried to mess with me.

1575
01:14:14,751 --> 01:14:15,883
What the fuck do
you think you're

1576
01:14:15,885 --> 01:14:18,019
doing down here in my lab, pal?

1577
01:14:18,021 --> 01:14:19,954
None of your business, pal.

1578
01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:21,556
None of my fucking business?

1579
01:14:21,990 --> 01:14:24,659
Well, down here...

1580
01:14:24,661 --> 01:14:26,828
This is fucking
Sammy's world, pal.

1581
01:14:28,564 --> 01:14:29,730
Who is Sammy?

1582
01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:34,669
It's me! I'm Sammy!

1583
01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:37,205
You listen to me, and you
listen to me good...

1584
01:14:37,207 --> 01:14:39,207
You touch another valve on
my fucking jug right here,

1585
01:14:39,209 --> 01:14:40,741
you're fucking
going down, buddy.

1586
01:14:40,743 --> 01:14:42,477
Oh, no, no. Wait wait.
Is that? Yeah.

1587
01:14:42,479 --> 01:14:43,845
Ok, um. You don't wanna?
Don't you...

1588
01:14:43,847 --> 01:14:45,580
You don't wanna... Eh, no...

1589
01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:47,081
Oh, I shouldn't...
Hey, I swear...

1590
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:47,849
If I were you... If
I were to do that?

1591
01:14:47,851 --> 01:14:49,717
Oh, wow!

1592
01:14:49,719 --> 01:14:51,686
Whoo! I don't know if that
was such a good idea.

1593
01:14:55,557 --> 01:14:58,960
Oh, god, I really don't
wanna fight you, okay, man?

1594
01:15:04,099 --> 01:15:05,867
So, the plan...

1595
01:15:07,870 --> 01:15:09,237
What do I do again? Oh, my god!

1596
01:15:09,239 --> 01:15:10,738
This is the police, open up!

1597
01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:13,007
Whoa! God! Whoa!

1598
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:14,075
Shots fired!

1599
01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:15,009
Oh, god! Oh!

1600
01:15:20,682 --> 01:15:22,283
Christ,
you keep that thing loaded?

1601
01:15:22,285 --> 01:15:24,252
Why would I have
an unloaded gun?

1602
01:15:24,254 --> 01:15:25,520
Mama!

1603
01:15:33,929 --> 01:15:34,996
Oh, yeah!

1604
01:15:34,998 --> 01:15:36,063
Ahhh!

1605
01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,000
Ahhh! Hey!

1606
01:15:39,002 --> 01:15:40,868
Oh, right in the eyes.
Look, we really don't

1607
01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:42,737
have time to fight right now.

1608
01:15:42,739 --> 01:15:44,739
Oh, okay, yeah, you don't
wanna fucking fight this?

1609
01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:45,940
Ugh!

1610
01:15:45,942 --> 01:15:47,008
Oh, gosh!

1611
01:15:49,978 --> 01:15:51,913
Ugh!

1612
01:15:51,915 --> 01:15:53,814
You're showing a tremendous
amount of heart right now.

1613
01:15:53,816 --> 01:15:55,216
I admire your tenacity,
I really do.

1614
01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:57,852
But, every pipe in this
place is about to explode.

1615
01:15:57,854 --> 01:15:59,186
You need to just give
up already, all right?

1616
01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:00,888
Get outta here. Jesus!

1617
01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:03,024
Okay, okay. How's this
for a fucking explosion?

1618
01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:06,227
Get your dick off my back!

1619
01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:07,795
Get your back off my dick!

1620
01:16:14,736 --> 01:16:15,736
What the fuck was that?

1621
01:16:16,638 --> 01:16:17,738
Oh, god!

1622
01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:19,240
Oh, no!

1623
01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:22,343
Oh, what the fuck, man!
Holy shit!

1624
01:16:22,345 --> 01:16:24,145
Are you sure you wanna
go through with this?

1625
01:16:24,147 --> 01:16:25,012
It's the only way!

1626
01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:32,620
Make sure you tell
people my story.

1627
01:16:32,622 --> 01:16:33,988
I don't think that'll
be a problem!

1628
01:16:34,790 --> 01:16:35,656
Let's go!

1629
01:16:43,966 --> 01:16:45,299
Oh! Get off me.

1630
01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:47,335
What's happening?

1631
01:16:48,737 --> 01:16:50,938
Hey, you gotta get outta
here, man, right now.

1632
01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:53,240
I don't wanna die fighting a naked guy.
Come on!

1633
01:16:53,242 --> 01:16:55,009
Truce!

1634
01:16:55,011 --> 01:16:57,945
All right, truce. Hey, you
fight like a goddamn champion.

1635
01:16:57,947 --> 01:16:58,980
Oh, shoot, look at that. Shit!

1636
01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:00,047
What?

1637
01:17:46,895 --> 01:17:47,995
Get back!

1638
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:10,685
Holy shit.

1639
01:18:17,159 --> 01:18:18,225
The lab.

1640
01:18:19,861 --> 01:18:20,728
The beer.

1641
01:18:23,165 --> 01:18:25,466
Alex, your house.

1642
01:18:27,402 --> 01:18:28,302
It was just a house.

1643
01:18:35,010 --> 01:18:40,114
I did it! I did it! I win!
I am the coach!

1644
01:18:40,116 --> 01:18:42,116
The house is gone!

1645
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:48,923
It's okay, captain.
I got this one.

1646
01:18:48,925 --> 01:18:52,827
Dean Olivares, you need some air.
Here. Deep breaths.

1647
01:18:55,931 --> 01:18:57,431
Got it? Everything?

1648
01:18:57,433 --> 01:18:58,999
Julia king?

1649
01:18:59,001 --> 01:19:00,367
Thank you, good man.

1650
01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:02,403
My pleasure. Good
day to you, sir.

1651
01:19:04,773 --> 01:19:06,407
Hello, there. Hi.

1652
01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:07,942
Could you tell us about
what happened here today?

1653
01:19:07,944 --> 01:19:08,809
I...

1654
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:19,754
<i>Baby and baby...</i>

1655
01:19:19,756 --> 01:19:21,322
<i>Hey, baby. Hey, baby.</i>

1656
01:19:21,324 --> 01:19:23,257
Hey, wait. Where's Thad?

1657
01:19:27,330 --> 01:19:28,829
He, uh, he didn't make it.

1658
01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,198
So sad!

1659
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,234
At least he went out
the way he wanted to.

1660
01:19:33,236 --> 01:19:34,468
Partying like a mother fucker,

1661
01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:35,536
ain't nothin' wrong with that.

1662
01:19:35,538 --> 01:19:37,104
Blaze of glory.

1663
01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:38,272
The man was a hero.

1664
01:19:39,207 --> 01:19:40,074
He was a legend.

1665
01:19:41,309 --> 01:19:42,376
To Thad!

1666
01:19:43,879 --> 01:19:44,545
To Thad!

1667
01:20:50,478 --> 01:20:52,980
Then why can't I taste any?

1668
01:20:52,982 --> 01:20:54,381
You telling me
there's lime in this,

1669
01:20:54,383 --> 01:20:56,150
I can't taste a
goddamn ounce of it!

1670
01:20:56,152 --> 01:20:58,085
Now get back there!

1671
01:20:58,087 --> 01:20:59,954
You go back there and you
tell that bartender,

1672
01:20:59,956 --> 01:21:02,056
I need lime in all my mojitos!

1673
01:21:02,058 --> 01:21:04,391
Go! Run!

1674
01:21:04,393 --> 01:21:07,394
Oh, wait. Wait, never mind!

1675
01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:09,630
I can taste the lime now!

1676
01:21:09,632 --> 01:21:12,433
It was hidden
under all the mint!

1677
01:21:12,435 --> 01:21:14,268
Come back, I can taste it!

1678
01:22:38,353 --> 01:22:40,521
Sammy!

1679
01:22:40,523 --> 01:22:42,256
Sammy, wake up. Come on, man.
Come back to me.

1680
01:22:42,258 --> 01:22:43,624
Sammy, come on, buddy. Wake up!

1681
01:22:44,559 --> 01:22:45,960
Dick dawg?

1682
01:22:45,962 --> 01:22:48,562
It's me, pal. Yeah,
you're gonna be okay.

1683
01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:49,804
Were you saying my name before?

1684
01:22:50,432 --> 01:22:53,567
What? No. No. Nope.

1685
01:22:53,569 --> 01:22:56,370
You did. You said Sammy.

1686
01:22:56,372 --> 01:22:58,405
Whatever you say, chief.

1687
01:22:58,407 --> 01:23:00,441
No. Sammy.

1688
01:23:00,443 --> 01:23:03,277
You said Sammy. You're okay, sport.
All right?

1689
01:23:03,279 --> 01:23:04,678
Just lay back down, Bucko.

1690
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,280
Say Sammy. Say Sammy. Shh!

1691
01:23:08,116 --> 01:23:10,451
You said Sammy.
I fucking heard you.

1692
01:23:10,453 --> 01:23:11,518
You're gonna be okay, tiger.

1693
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:13,487
Sammy!

1694
01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:15,189
Sammy. I'm not
actually saying it.

1695
01:23:15,191 --> 01:23:18,092
You said Sammy! That's
just you moving my lips.

1696
01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:20,527
Dick dawg, say it, you
fucking piece of shit.

1697
01:23:20,529 --> 01:23:22,129
You inhaled a little
too much shit fumes.

1698
01:23:22,131 --> 01:23:23,464
You fucking asshole!