WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:12.074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:14.930 --> 00:00:17.566 Yes, sir, it's Cayman Kelly stretching and yawning, 3 00:00:17.633 --> 00:00:19.302 and wishing you a good morning! 4 00:00:19.368 --> 00:00:21.470 Right now, it's about 55 degrees and cloudy, 5 00:00:21.537 --> 00:00:23.506 and I want everybody to have a blessed day 6 00:00:23.572 --> 00:00:25.074 and do what you can to love yourself 7 00:00:25.141 --> 00:00:26.709 and love one another. 8 00:00:26.775 --> 00:00:29.244 Peace, Chicago. Let's do this! 9 00:00:41.523 --> 00:00:43.091 Dear Chicago, 10 00:00:43.158 --> 00:00:46.561 the world knows you as the birthplace of the skyscraper, 11 00:00:46.629 --> 00:00:48.031 deep dish pizza, 12 00:00:48.096 --> 00:00:49.298 Don Cornelius, 13 00:00:49.365 --> 00:00:50.532 Kanye West, 14 00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:52.669 and the home of the Cubs, Bulls, 15 00:00:52.734 --> 00:00:55.470 and undisputed queen of daytime television, 16 00:00:55.538 --> 00:00:57.807 Oprah. 17 00:00:57.874 --> 00:01:00.176 BARBERSHOP THE NEXT CUT -And of course, yours truly. 18 00:01:00.242 --> 00:01:02.978 BARBERSHOP THE NEXT CUT -But to me, you're much more than that. 19 00:01:03.045 --> 00:01:05.181 Subrip: Pix -You're the place that raised me, 20 00:01:05.247 --> 00:01:06.916 Subrip: Pix -the place I call home. 21 00:01:06.982 --> 00:01:09.551 And I'll never forget what you gave me. 22 00:01:10.318 --> 00:01:12.121 My first kiss, 23 00:01:12.187 --> 00:01:14.556 with mean-ass Shonda Wilkins. 24 00:01:18.661 --> 00:01:20.529 My first fight... 25 00:01:20.595 --> 00:01:23.465 And first ass-whooping from Boobie Monroe. 26 00:01:25.568 --> 00:01:29.271 And of course, my first love, my wife, Jennifer, 27 00:01:29.337 --> 00:01:33.074 who gave me the greatest gift a man could ever ask for... 28 00:01:33.142 --> 00:01:35.312 My son, Jalen Palmer. 29 00:01:42.551 --> 00:01:43.720 Yeah. 30 00:01:43.786 --> 00:01:45.821 You know how we do. South Side Chicago, baby! 31 00:01:45.887 --> 00:01:48.124 South Side, baby. Yes, sir, 79th Street all day. 32 00:01:48.190 --> 00:01:49.591 -Yes, sir. -It don't stop. 33 00:01:49.658 --> 00:01:50.659 I just wanna say thank you. 34 00:01:50.726 --> 00:01:51.794 For what? 35 00:01:51.860 --> 00:01:53.095 For introducing me to Rashad. 36 00:01:53.161 --> 00:01:54.464 Y'all gonna be divorced in a minute. 37 00:01:56.131 --> 00:01:58.568 No, I'm just playing with you. 38 00:01:58.634 --> 00:01:59.968 Not to mention, 39 00:02:00.036 --> 00:02:02.004 lifelong friendship 40 00:02:02.071 --> 00:02:03.706 and family. 41 00:02:06.309 --> 00:02:08.110 And the birth of a new era. 42 00:02:09.346 --> 00:02:10.513 Yes, we can! Yes, we can! 43 00:02:10.579 --> 00:02:11.613 So I hope you know 44 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:13.282 it's out of love that I say this. 45 00:02:13.348 --> 00:02:14.850 But recently, 46 00:02:14.917 --> 00:02:16.753 things ain't been the same between me and you. 47 00:02:18.054 --> 00:02:19.589 Lately, you've been out of control. 48 00:02:19.656 --> 00:02:22.158 At least 24 people were shot and injured. 49 00:02:22.223 --> 00:02:24.761 Police believe most shootings were gang-related. 50 00:02:24.827 --> 00:02:25.995 And I'm not the only one 51 00:02:26.061 --> 00:02:27.464 that feels this way, Chicago. 52 00:02:27.530 --> 00:02:29.699 We've just gone to a new low. When you now... 53 00:02:29.765 --> 00:02:31.334 There used to be a day when there was a code. 54 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:32.734 You didn't kill children. You didn't kill mothers. 55 00:02:32.801 --> 00:02:35.604 You didn't kill grandmothers. There is no boundary. 56 00:02:35.672 --> 00:02:37.573 Children are dying in the street. 57 00:02:37.639 --> 00:02:39.208 We Have to the violence. 58 00:02:39.275 --> 00:02:40.543 The streets are talking. 59 00:02:41.210 --> 00:02:42.345 They're tired. 60 00:02:44.913 --> 00:02:46.848 They're angry. 61 00:02:55.424 --> 00:02:58.693 WBBM news time, 6:32. 62 00:02:58.761 --> 00:03:00.562 Violence on Chicago's streets 63 00:03:00.630 --> 00:03:02.799 took no holiday for the long weekend. 64 00:03:02.864 --> 00:03:04.967 Police say at least eight people were killed 65 00:03:05.033 --> 00:03:08.037 and 20 others wounded in shootings since Thursday. 66 00:03:08.103 --> 00:03:10.238 That's an increase over last year's holiday weekend 67 00:03:10.305 --> 00:03:12.908 that saw five killed and 14 wounded. 68 00:03:12.976 --> 00:03:14.609 Lord. 69 00:03:14.676 --> 00:03:16.544 Hey, Eddie. What's up, man? 70 00:03:16.612 --> 00:03:18.614 Calvin, I messed up this time, man. 71 00:03:18.680 --> 00:03:19.814 I'm telling you. I did something wrong. 72 00:03:19.882 --> 00:03:21.550 What? 73 00:03:21.616 --> 00:03:23.151 There's a bunch of them Gangster Disciples down there in the corner, 74 00:03:23.218 --> 00:03:24.853 with their pants hanging all around their ankles. 75 00:03:24.919 --> 00:03:27.422 And I told them how they was a bunch of conjugal visits gone bad. 76 00:03:27.489 --> 00:03:29.358 And they're coming down here. They're coming after me, Calvin. 77 00:03:29.424 --> 00:03:31.126 -I need the strap! -Strap? 78 00:03:31.192 --> 00:03:32.360 I need the heat! Where's the heater? 79 00:03:32.428 --> 00:03:33.561 Ain't no heat in here, man. 80 00:03:33.628 --> 00:03:34.697 The gun! The gat! 81 00:03:34.763 --> 00:03:36.398 There ain't no gun in this shop. 82 00:03:36.465 --> 00:03:37.700 So we ain't got no gun? 83 00:03:37.767 --> 00:03:39.268 They're about to come in here with AKs 84 00:03:39.335 --> 00:03:40.769 and 47s and Desert Eagles, 85 00:03:40.835 --> 00:03:44.072 and we got nothing but witch hazel! 86 00:03:44.139 --> 00:03:46.708 Eddie. Are you serious? Because I don't see nobody. 87 00:03:46.775 --> 00:03:48.110 Here they come! 88 00:03:48.176 --> 00:03:49.311 -Where? -Come on! 89 00:03:49.377 --> 00:03:51.813 Come on, Calvin! Come on! 90 00:03:51.880 --> 00:03:53.382 Shit! Man. 91 00:03:53.449 --> 00:03:54.983 Shit, man. 92 00:03:55.050 --> 00:03:56.218 What are we gonna do? 93 00:03:57.887 --> 00:04:01.122 You know what, I talked my way into this, 94 00:04:01.190 --> 00:04:02.657 maybe I can talk my way out of it. 95 00:04:02.725 --> 00:04:04.359 Man, we can go out the back. Let's just go out the back! 96 00:04:04.426 --> 00:04:06.395 I can't run, Calvin. I'm old. 97 00:04:06.461 --> 00:04:07.896 -Let's go. -I'm just gonna talk to them. 98 00:04:07.962 --> 00:04:09.163 They're young boys, and I'm gonna talk to them. 99 00:04:09.231 --> 00:04:11.400 Listen, you're not going out there! 100 00:04:11.466 --> 00:04:13.035 Let me get something. Just wait. 101 00:04:13.102 --> 00:04:14.571 Calvin! Don't. 102 00:04:16.604 --> 00:04:18.006 There we go. 103 00:04:19.107 --> 00:04:20.742 Let's be reasonable. 104 00:04:20.809 --> 00:04:23.578 Everybody just calm down. Let me just talk to you. 105 00:04:23.645 --> 00:04:25.681 -Everybody stay cool-headed. -Shit. 106 00:04:25.748 --> 00:04:28.217 Hey! Hey! Hey! Just give me one of... 107 00:04:28.284 --> 00:04:30.420 Leave that man alone! Black lives matter! 108 00:04:30.486 --> 00:04:31.988 He's old and decrepit! 109 00:04:34.624 --> 00:04:36.792 Pedro, Feliz Navidad. 110 00:04:36.859 --> 00:04:38.160 Eddie. 111 00:04:38.227 --> 00:04:39.261 You want some? 112 00:04:39.328 --> 00:04:41.130 -Man. -I got you. 113 00:04:41.196 --> 00:04:42.530 I'm tired of this, Eddie. 114 00:04:47.936 --> 00:04:50.071 That sandwich was hand-crafted. 115 00:04:53.241 --> 00:04:54.811 And you should have heard! 116 00:04:54.876 --> 00:04:56.277 "Black lives matter!" 117 00:04:56.345 --> 00:04:58.246 "Eddie, don't go out there, they're gonna kill ya!" 118 00:04:58.313 --> 00:05:00.984 He was quivering like Terrence Howard at the Oscars. 119 00:05:01.049 --> 00:05:02.551 See, Eddie, that's your problem. 120 00:05:02.619 --> 00:05:03.953 You play too damn much, man. 121 00:05:04.018 --> 00:05:05.953 One day, somebody gonna be chasing your ass for real. 122 00:05:06.020 --> 00:05:07.857 You know what I"a do? I"a let them catch you. 123 00:05:07.924 --> 00:05:09.392 Okay, okay. 124 00:05:10.559 --> 00:05:12.261 You know the rules, baby boy. 125 00:05:12.328 --> 00:05:13.696 If you like it, you pay. 126 00:05:13.763 --> 00:05:15.398 If you don't like it, your ass pay anyway. 127 00:05:15.463 --> 00:05:16.965 Nice. Nice. 128 00:05:20.234 --> 00:05:22.537 Well, Isaac, 129 00:05:22.604 --> 00:05:24.739 it's good running into you again. 130 00:05:24.806 --> 00:05:27.042 Man, she know she ain't never ran a day in her life. 131 00:05:30.378 --> 00:05:31.712 You gonna call me, right? 132 00:05:33.316 --> 00:05:34.482 You crazy. 133 00:05:34.549 --> 00:05:36.785 All right... 134 00:05:36.852 --> 00:05:38.388 Yes! 135 00:05:38.453 --> 00:05:40.288 All right, Soror. Girl, I'll talk to you later. 136 00:05:40.355 --> 00:05:41.623 Bye. 137 00:05:41.689 --> 00:05:42.790 You know you my girl and... 138 00:05:42.857 --> 00:05:44.459 All right, baby girl. 139 00:05:44.527 --> 00:05:45.761 See you around. 140 00:05:46.895 --> 00:05:48.097 Damn! 141 00:05:48.164 --> 00:05:50.199 What happened to the barbershop, Calvin? 142 00:05:50.265 --> 00:05:52.367 I used to come here to get away from women. 143 00:05:52.434 --> 00:05:53.735 Especially the ones I'll never ever 144 00:05:53.802 --> 00:05:55.470 wanna see again as long as I live. 145 00:05:55.537 --> 00:05:58.073 You know you love the ladies, especially the sistas. 146 00:05:58.140 --> 00:05:59.874 Yeah, it's true, I like the sisters. I do. 147 00:05:59.941 --> 00:06:01.576 Just not that one. 148 00:06:01.643 --> 00:06:03.746 But homegirl in a catsuit, though, she could get it. 149 00:06:03.813 --> 00:06:04.881 What's good, ma? 150 00:06:04.946 --> 00:06:06.214 Not you, pa. 151 00:06:06.280 --> 00:06:08.783 What them pockets do, little daddy? 152 00:06:09.849 --> 00:06:11.119 You can come over here and frisk me if you like. 153 00:06:13.054 --> 00:06:14.823 Now, I'm gonna keep it real here for a second. 154 00:06:14.890 --> 00:06:16.525 This was a male sanctuary. 155 00:06:16.592 --> 00:06:18.627 This is the original man cave. 156 00:06:18.693 --> 00:06:20.528 And now, it's just a club, 157 00:06:20.595 --> 00:06:22.497 with the lights on, and no drinks. 158 00:06:23.698 --> 00:06:25.467 Yo, Isaac. It is what it is, man. 159 00:06:25.535 --> 00:06:27.369 The recession ain't never left the South Side. 160 00:06:27.436 --> 00:06:29.371 Joining forces saved us both. 161 00:06:29.438 --> 00:06:30.640 Well, change is good. 162 00:06:31.907 --> 00:06:33.342 Everyone be well. Good seeing y'all. 163 00:06:33.409 --> 00:06:34.243 -I'll see you around again soon. -Later. 164 00:06:34.309 --> 00:06:35.477 Bye. 165 00:06:35.544 --> 00:06:36.845 Peace. Good luck with everything. 166 00:06:36.912 --> 00:06:38.013 Send me some pictures. 167 00:06:38.080 --> 00:06:40.282 Guychat. Guybarber. Snapchat. 168 00:06:40.350 --> 00:06:42.950 Hit me up anytime you want. I"a see you later. 169 00:06:43.018 --> 00:06:44.386 He swear he cute. 170 00:06:44.453 --> 00:06:45.822 Aight, don't get nothing on you now. 171 00:06:47.222 --> 00:06:48.256 Look at him. He gonna chase her. 172 00:06:48.323 --> 00:06:50.092 Watch him. Watch him go. 173 00:06:50.157 --> 00:06:51.193 Hey, Aisha! 174 00:06:51.260 --> 00:06:52.428 I told you! 175 00:06:54.462 --> 00:06:55.563 Y'all see that one? 176 00:06:55.631 --> 00:06:57.032 He like them big like that. 177 00:06:57.100 --> 00:06:58.600 Eddie, not cool. 178 00:06:58.667 --> 00:07:01.270 Go on back to your seat, Poetic Injustice. 179 00:07:02.804 --> 00:07:04.006 -What up? -What up, pimpin'? 180 00:07:04.073 --> 00:07:05.107 What up, G-ball? 181 00:07:05.174 --> 00:07:06.241 What's hangin', Rashad? 182 00:07:06.308 --> 00:07:07.776 What up, J, Bree, Angie? 183 00:07:07.842 --> 00:07:08.878 -Hey, Rashad. -Morning, Rashad. 184 00:07:08.945 --> 00:07:10.079 Hey, yo, boy. Cal, what up? 185 00:07:10.145 --> 00:07:11.412 -What's up with you, man? -You good? 186 00:07:11.479 --> 00:07:12.580 -Good, I'm good. -Aight. 187 00:07:12.648 --> 00:07:13.681 Seriously. 188 00:07:13.749 --> 00:07:14.883 Your girl does need to be careful 189 00:07:14.950 --> 00:07:17.286 wearing all of that red and gold down 79th. 190 00:07:17.352 --> 00:07:19.422 Yeah, man. The Vice Lords don't play that. 191 00:07:19.487 --> 00:07:20.621 You can't just wear their colors 192 00:07:20.688 --> 00:07:21.823 and walk down the street unchecked. 193 00:07:21.890 --> 00:07:23.725 Man, the streets is crazy right now. 194 00:07:23.792 --> 00:07:25.393 I damn near got robbed the other day. 195 00:07:25.460 --> 00:07:26.794 I did get robbed the other day. 196 00:07:26.862 --> 00:07:28.297 What? Man, I got robbed twice 197 00:07:28.364 --> 00:07:30.433 on the same day on the same block. 198 00:07:30.499 --> 00:07:31.934 That ain't shit. 199 00:07:32.001 --> 00:07:34.003 Last week, I got robbed twice 200 00:07:34.070 --> 00:07:36.305 and got my ass beat by the second robber 201 00:07:36.371 --> 00:07:38.040 for giving all my money to the first. 202 00:07:39.174 --> 00:07:40.643 She wasn't playing. 203 00:07:40.708 --> 00:07:42.978 I've been living on the south side since '52. 204 00:07:43.046 --> 00:07:45.782 I've been robbed, been shot, been stabbed. 205 00:07:45.847 --> 00:07:48.049 Hell, been stoned, been groped, 206 00:07:48.116 --> 00:07:49.450 and almost lynched twice. 207 00:07:49.518 --> 00:07:51.621 Nobody tried to lynch your musty ass. 208 00:07:51.686 --> 00:07:53.321 The only reason I'm still here 209 00:07:53.388 --> 00:07:54.523 is because the first time, 210 00:07:54.590 --> 00:07:56.191 they didn't know how to tie the knot. 211 00:07:56.258 --> 00:07:58.227 So I just slipped right out. 212 00:07:58.294 --> 00:07:59.428 And second time, 213 00:07:59.494 --> 00:08:01.262 the tree was too short. 214 00:08:03.332 --> 00:08:06.402 Hey, Calvin, I finished reorganizing that supply closet. 215 00:08:06.467 --> 00:08:07.669 You want me to sweep before I go? 216 00:08:07.736 --> 00:08:08.904 -No, man. -You sure? 217 00:08:08.970 --> 00:08:10.506 No. No, go on ahead to school. 218 00:08:10.573 --> 00:08:12.407 -You sure, man? -Yeah, man, positive. 219 00:08:12.474 --> 00:08:13.976 -Here you go. -Man, I appreciate that for sure. 220 00:08:14.042 --> 00:08:15.343 I appreciate it, too. 221 00:08:15.410 --> 00:08:17.579 -I'm gonna see you again next week. -Okay. 222 00:08:17.647 --> 00:08:18.881 Take care, Angie. You be careful out there. 223 00:08:18.946 --> 00:08:20.448 -Bye, Anthony. -All right, y'all. 224 00:08:20.515 --> 00:08:21.533 All right, man. Thanks! 225 00:08:21.534 --> 00:08:22.551 All right, Chris Beige. 226 00:08:22.616 --> 00:08:23.852 Now, don't get robbed. 227 00:08:23.919 --> 00:08:24.987 You a trip. 228 00:08:25.052 --> 00:08:26.354 Rashad, your son's here! 229 00:08:26.422 --> 00:08:27.922 Hey, what up, everybody? Hey, Angie. 230 00:08:27.989 --> 00:08:29.290 There you go, double-trouble. 231 00:08:29.357 --> 00:08:30.692 What's up, Eddie? Good. 232 00:08:30.760 --> 00:08:32.861 Hey, what's up, Dad? How's everything? 233 00:08:32.927 --> 00:08:35.364 Pretty good. Shouldn't you two be at school by now? 234 00:08:35.431 --> 00:08:36.799 Yeah, we on our way. 235 00:08:36.865 --> 00:08:38.700 I just stopped by because I need to borrow $20. 236 00:08:40.135 --> 00:08:41.235 Dad, come on, I need it. 237 00:08:41.302 --> 00:08:42.470 Angie, you got 20 bucks? 238 00:08:42.537 --> 00:08:44.172 Yeah, I got 20. 239 00:08:44.239 --> 00:08:45.624 Yo, Rashad, you got a dub on you? 240 00:08:45.625 --> 00:08:47.008 Yes, sir. What up, son? 241 00:08:47.075 --> 00:08:48.977 Does everybody in here that's working... 242 00:08:49.043 --> 00:08:51.747 What up, Dad? -got at least $20 in their pocket or purse? 243 00:08:51.814 --> 00:08:52.899 Yeah, I do. 244 00:08:52.900 --> 00:08:53.983 Indeed, I do. 245 00:08:54.050 --> 00:08:56.585 I had $20, but I got robbed. 246 00:08:57.753 --> 00:08:59.287 That was serious, I ain't make that up. 247 00:08:59.354 --> 00:09:00.523 That bitch was swole. 248 00:09:01.590 --> 00:09:03.691 Not now, Dante. Not now. 249 00:09:03.758 --> 00:09:05.427 Do you know what all these people got in common? 250 00:09:05.861 --> 00:09:06.928 They old? 251 00:09:07.830 --> 00:09:09.230 Hold on now. Hey! 252 00:09:09.297 --> 00:09:10.298 Hey, Dad! 253 00:09:10.364 --> 00:09:11.466 You know, you ain't too grown 254 00:09:11.533 --> 00:09:12.633 to get your butt whooped. 255 00:09:12.700 --> 00:09:14.702 Cal, you want me to take care of this for you? 256 00:09:14.769 --> 00:09:16.604 -No, I got this. -Okay. 257 00:09:16.672 --> 00:09:17.739 Relax, Adrian Peterson. 258 00:09:17.806 --> 00:09:19.608 It's 2016, not 1816. 259 00:09:19.675 --> 00:09:22.978 You can't pull kids pants down and spank their bottoms until it turns red. 260 00:09:23.045 --> 00:09:24.979 It's illegal and a little creepy. 261 00:09:25.047 --> 00:09:26.547 Ain't nobody talking about that Catholic school you went to. 262 00:09:26.614 --> 00:09:28.750 Do I look like Father Flanagan? 263 00:09:28.816 --> 00:09:31.354 When I was growing up, ass whippings were like meals, 264 00:09:31.420 --> 00:09:32.555 and I was well-fed. 265 00:09:32.556 --> 00:09:33.689 Hey, Kenny. 266 00:09:33.755 --> 00:09:36.124 So, can we maybe get back to the $20? 267 00:09:36.191 --> 00:09:37.625 Whatever happened to you coming around 268 00:09:37.692 --> 00:09:39.694 after school every now and then and helping out? 269 00:09:39.760 --> 00:09:42.396 Dad, come on. You know I'm busy with homework and basketball. 270 00:09:42.464 --> 00:09:44.032 We've been busy with work. 271 00:09:44.100 --> 00:09:45.801 It's a simple equation, son. 272 00:09:45.868 --> 00:09:48.804 You don't work, you don't get paid. Okay? 273 00:09:48.869 --> 00:09:51.506 This ain't The Oprah Show. You don't just show up and get free gifts. 274 00:09:52.141 --> 00:09:53.676 Aight. 275 00:09:53.743 --> 00:09:55.945 And I better not find out that you're late to that school. 276 00:09:56.010 --> 00:09:57.579 Told you, man. 277 00:09:57.646 --> 00:09:58.648 Hey, Kenny. 278 00:09:59.715 --> 00:10:01.115 I seen that. 279 00:10:01.182 --> 00:10:02.317 Put it back. 280 00:10:02.384 --> 00:10:04.186 I saw you, Kenny. 281 00:10:04.253 --> 00:10:06.388 Those candy bars are a dollar apiece, if you want one. 282 00:10:06.455 --> 00:10:08.190 I'm not playing. 283 00:10:08.257 --> 00:10:11.327 If not, I'm assume you took 50 and I'm taking it out your pop's paycheck. 284 00:10:11.393 --> 00:10:13.328 And he don't make that much. 285 00:10:13.396 --> 00:10:15.898 Not to put your business out there, but Terri does make more. 286 00:10:17.065 --> 00:10:18.534 Put it back. 287 00:10:18.600 --> 00:10:19.868 Busted! 288 00:10:21.003 --> 00:10:22.003 Everybody, check your wallets. 289 00:10:22.971 --> 00:10:24.239 He got sticky fingers. 290 00:10:25.474 --> 00:10:27.443 -Y'all have a blessed day. -Shut up! 291 00:10:27.508 --> 00:10:28.777 "Have a blessed day"? 292 00:10:28.844 --> 00:10:31.547 He said, "Have a blessed day." 293 00:10:31.614 --> 00:10:34.215 I mean, why your dad's gotta be so stingy? 294 00:10:34.282 --> 00:10:37.419 Thinking he teaching lessons and dropping knowledge. 295 00:10:37.485 --> 00:10:39.020 That shit is annoying. 296 00:10:39.086 --> 00:10:40.722 For real, bro. 297 00:10:40.788 --> 00:10:42.157 Him and your dad, 298 00:10:42.225 --> 00:10:44.325 always talkin' out the sides of their face. 299 00:10:44.393 --> 00:10:46.827 Talking about how they repping 79th, 300 00:10:46.894 --> 00:10:49.130 all that nonsense, South Side, all that stupid shit. 301 00:10:49.197 --> 00:10:50.298 Stupid shit. 302 00:10:55.204 --> 00:10:57.138 What's up, G? 303 00:10:57.205 --> 00:10:59.508 What size is them Jordans? 304 00:10:59.575 --> 00:11:01.209 They my size. That's what size they are. 305 00:11:01.276 --> 00:11:02.978 You think you got heart? 306 00:11:03.045 --> 00:11:05.147 Well, guess what, little nigger. Hearts ain't bulletproof. 307 00:11:05.214 --> 00:11:06.614 Hey, why don't y'all just keep moving? 308 00:11:06.681 --> 00:11:08.050 Y'all out of your neighborhood anyway. 309 00:11:08.115 --> 00:11:09.585 Nigger, what you talking about? 310 00:11:09.652 --> 00:11:11.286 Y'all know our crew run this whole neighborhood. 311 00:11:11.353 --> 00:11:12.755 We run this whole shit. 312 00:11:12.821 --> 00:11:15.556 Hey, yo, shorty, run them kicks. 313 00:11:15.624 --> 00:11:17.259 Man, y'all niggas ain't shit. 314 00:11:18.926 --> 00:11:20.528 Yeah, I said it. 315 00:11:20.595 --> 00:11:22.697 Nigga, this our block. You know that. 316 00:11:23.764 --> 00:11:25.667 Unless you really wanna do it. 317 00:11:32.007 --> 00:11:33.008 We out. 318 00:11:34.008 --> 00:11:35.210 All right. 319 00:11:35.277 --> 00:11:36.278 Yeah, I thought so. 320 00:11:37.546 --> 00:11:38.948 Yeah, keep it pushing. 321 00:11:40.849 --> 00:11:42.151 Get out of here, man. 322 00:11:45.988 --> 00:11:47.123 Bitch-ass nigga. 323 00:11:47.956 --> 00:11:49.290 Yo, thanks, Yummy. 324 00:11:49.358 --> 00:11:50.393 Ain't nothing. 325 00:11:51.091 --> 00:11:52.360 What's up, J? 326 00:11:52.427 --> 00:11:54.496 Heard you balled out this season. 327 00:11:54.564 --> 00:11:56.832 Hey, you know, trying to do my thing. 328 00:11:56.898 --> 00:11:58.066 Man, coach already talking about 329 00:11:58.133 --> 00:11:59.467 bumpin' him up to varsity next year. 330 00:11:59.533 --> 00:12:01.836 Word? That's good, man. Keep putting in work. 331 00:12:01.902 --> 00:12:03.504 You know, that's how you get to the big leagues, 332 00:12:03.571 --> 00:12:05.140 like D-Rose and D-Wade. 333 00:12:05.206 --> 00:12:06.841 Y'all need anything though? Y'all straight? 334 00:12:08.243 --> 00:12:09.244 We cool. 335 00:12:10.613 --> 00:12:11.912 I got somethin' for y'all, man. 336 00:12:11.979 --> 00:12:14.148 I know how it be, being a little homie. You know? 337 00:12:14.215 --> 00:12:16.185 I know y'all cool, be cooler. 338 00:12:16.252 --> 00:12:17.786 Ben Frank style. 339 00:12:17.853 --> 00:12:20.089 Gotta keep the little homies fresh, you feel me? 340 00:12:20.156 --> 00:12:21.657 Yo, thanks, Yummy. 341 00:12:21.724 --> 00:12:23.959 Y'all gonna be family soon anyway, right? 342 00:12:24.026 --> 00:12:25.728 -Fo' sho? -Yeah. 343 00:12:25.793 --> 00:12:27.561 There's a lot more where that came from. 344 00:12:27.628 --> 00:12:28.696 So get used to it. 345 00:12:28.697 --> 00:12:29.764 All right, Yummy. 346 00:12:29.830 --> 00:12:30.865 I'll holler at you, J. 347 00:12:30.932 --> 00:12:31.933 All right. 348 00:12:33.234 --> 00:12:34.302 Yo! 349 00:12:35.137 --> 00:12:36.238 Girl, keep the change. 350 00:12:36.305 --> 00:12:37.790 You like it? 351 00:12:39.340 --> 00:12:41.777 Damn, I see you getting that chop over there, girl. 352 00:12:41.844 --> 00:12:42.844 Yes, I am. 353 00:12:42.911 --> 00:12:44.680 How much you charge for them weaves? 354 00:12:44.747 --> 00:12:47.516 Well, it depends. 'Cause if you wanna be basic ass 355 00:12:47.581 --> 00:12:49.950 No, No, No Destiny's Child Beyonce, 356 00:12:50.018 --> 00:12:51.753 that's gonna cost you, like, $200. 357 00:12:51.820 --> 00:12:53.789 If you wanna be like, you know, Cater 2 U Beyonce, 358 00:12:53.855 --> 00:12:55.523 that's gonna cost you, like, $600. 359 00:12:55.590 --> 00:12:59.095 And if you wanna be Beyonce featuring Jay Z... 360 00:12:59.161 --> 00:13:00.762 Boom, boom. 361 00:13:01.963 --> 00:13:03.766 That's gonna cost you, like, a stack. 362 00:13:03.832 --> 00:13:06.935 I can't believe y'all spend all that money on weaves anyway. 363 00:13:07.002 --> 00:13:08.537 Next thing you know, you gonna be just 364 00:13:08.603 --> 00:13:11.707 high-jacking and robbing Puerto Ricans for their hair. 365 00:13:11.773 --> 00:13:14.676 Eddie, the only hair getting stolen around here is Indian hair. 366 00:13:14.743 --> 00:13:18.714 It's lush, it's beautiful, and it's infused with coconut oil right out the womb, okay? 367 00:13:18.781 --> 00:13:20.683 That's why all y'all want it. 368 00:13:20.749 --> 00:13:23.317 Man, I can't believe y'all put all that money on your heads, 369 00:13:23.384 --> 00:13:25.553 and then don't be having no money for your rent. 370 00:13:25.620 --> 00:13:28.023 Excuse you, this is how I pay my rent. 371 00:13:28.090 --> 00:13:29.591 Exactly. 372 00:13:29.657 --> 00:13:31.960 'Cause with this hair and this booty, 373 00:13:32.027 --> 00:13:33.861 it's like walking around with a black AmEx. 374 00:13:35.114 --> 00:13:36.297 And I never get denied. 375 00:13:36.364 --> 00:13:37.965 I bet you don't. 376 00:13:38.032 --> 00:13:39.902 Y'all in here complaining about our weaves, 377 00:13:39.968 --> 00:13:41.437 but y'all negroes know good and well 378 00:13:41.503 --> 00:13:44.940 that you'd drop-kick Lupita to get to Kim Kardashian. 379 00:13:45.005 --> 00:13:46.674 Even the non-negroes. 380 00:13:46.742 --> 00:13:48.244 Especially the non... 381 00:13:50.012 --> 00:13:51.279 Can I say negroes? 382 00:13:51.345 --> 00:13:52.947 Carefully, very carefully. 383 00:13:53.014 --> 00:13:55.350 Say it slow so we can hear all the syllables. 384 00:13:56.652 --> 00:13:58.052 Just be remorseful when you say it. 385 00:13:58.119 --> 00:14:00.822 Cool. Negroes. 386 00:14:00.888 --> 00:14:03.225 As the only non-negro in the room, I'd like to say, 387 00:14:03.291 --> 00:14:04.527 Lupita's got a Dark Caesar, 388 00:14:04.593 --> 00:14:06.128 and it's one of my most requested cuts. 389 00:14:06.195 --> 00:14:07.528 Lupita? 390 00:14:07.595 --> 00:14:10.331 Man, don't nobody want no bald head chick in real life. 391 00:14:10.398 --> 00:14:13.534 Even Kanye got rid of Amber for Kim's sexy ass. 392 00:14:13.601 --> 00:14:15.136 Every day, y'all here complaining 393 00:14:15.204 --> 00:14:17.339 about fake weaves and fake asses, 394 00:14:17.406 --> 00:14:20.275 but all the girls that you like on Instagram have exactly that. 395 00:14:20.341 --> 00:14:22.443 Fake weaves and fake asses. 396 00:14:22.509 --> 00:14:24.245 -No offense, Draya. -None taken, girl. 397 00:14:24.311 --> 00:14:25.846 We winning and y'all ain't. 398 00:14:25.913 --> 00:14:28.282 I mean, but that's what dudes want, they want that fantasy. 399 00:14:28.350 --> 00:14:31.387 Yeah, a fantasy that you still expect us real women to live up to. 400 00:14:31.452 --> 00:14:33.321 What? Men are visual, all right? What's the problem? 401 00:14:33.388 --> 00:14:35.324 And women aren't? 402 00:14:35.391 --> 00:14:37.926 I mean, you don't think we want some nice, thick, sexy lips to suck on, 403 00:14:37.993 --> 00:14:40.396 and some nice big broad shoulders, 404 00:14:40.461 --> 00:14:44.265 and a dick print that you can see from here to the Sears Tower? 405 00:14:44.331 --> 00:14:45.600 Preach. 406 00:14:47.902 --> 00:14:50.504 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! The language! 407 00:14:50.571 --> 00:14:52.640 Watch your mouth in here. Draya, get your girl. 408 00:14:52.706 --> 00:14:54.309 Sorry, Mr. Cal. 409 00:14:54.375 --> 00:14:57.912 You know what the whole problem with your generation is? 410 00:14:57.979 --> 00:14:59.514 You don't know how to do nothing, 411 00:14:59.580 --> 00:15:00.715 need to learn a skill. 412 00:15:00.782 --> 00:15:02.017 Learn how to mop a floor. 413 00:15:02.082 --> 00:15:04.185 You know what I'm saying? Iron. 414 00:15:04.252 --> 00:15:07.255 Your phone die, you wouldn't know how to spell a sentence. 415 00:15:08.824 --> 00:15:10.625 Smart phone, dumb girls! 416 00:15:11.960 --> 00:15:14.329 Learn how to cook a decent meal, for goodness' sake. 417 00:15:14.396 --> 00:15:16.698 Look, some of them don't even know how to microwave. 418 00:15:16.764 --> 00:15:18.734 Had a girl come over to my house last week, 419 00:15:18.801 --> 00:15:20.902 went into my kitchen, thought mine was a safe. 420 00:15:22.736 --> 00:15:24.138 I bet that shit was empty. 421 00:15:25.941 --> 00:15:27.441 And I can't believe you, Eddie. 422 00:15:27.508 --> 00:15:30.077 I can't believe that you expect your visual fantasy 423 00:15:30.144 --> 00:15:33.982 to actually mop and iron for your old ass? 424 00:15:34.048 --> 00:15:37.451 You come to my house, you better know how to clean and iron. 425 00:15:37.518 --> 00:15:39.654 Only thing gonna be wrinkling around my house 426 00:15:39.721 --> 00:15:41.622 is my forehead when I say, 427 00:15:41.690 --> 00:15:42.857 "Bitch, what?" 428 00:15:44.993 --> 00:15:46.929 You need manners. 429 00:15:46.995 --> 00:15:48.696 Yeah, Angie. Please! 430 00:15:48.763 --> 00:15:53.201 It doesn't matter how much a woman tries to live up to your fantasies. 431 00:15:53.268 --> 00:15:57.672 Doesn't matter if a woman tries to wash your crusty ass drawers every night. 432 00:15:57.739 --> 00:16:00.841 Doesn't matter if she fixes him a special batch of vegan chili, 433 00:16:00.908 --> 00:16:03.611 even though chili is supposed to have meat in it! 434 00:16:03.678 --> 00:16:06.314 Everybody knows that chili has meat in it! 435 00:16:06.382 --> 00:16:07.949 That's what it is, it doesn't matter, 436 00:16:08.016 --> 00:16:09.450 because he's still gonna wake up one morning 437 00:16:09.517 --> 00:16:12.454 and leave your ass for some chick on Instagram! 438 00:16:12.521 --> 00:16:15.191 Who had sex with you and didn't appreciate it? 439 00:16:16.057 --> 00:16:18.159 Vegan chili is delicious. 440 00:16:18.226 --> 00:16:19.627 Trust me on this, ladies. 441 00:16:19.694 --> 00:16:21.729 The only man that you can trust is the one up above. 442 00:16:21.797 --> 00:16:22.964 Come on, Bree. 443 00:16:23.031 --> 00:16:24.900 That dude, Ronnie, he was just a bad apple. 444 00:16:24.966 --> 00:16:26.801 If you and your man had something real, 445 00:16:26.869 --> 00:16:29.870 it wouldn't have mattered how bad the Instagram ho was. 446 00:16:29.937 --> 00:16:31.872 She wouldn't have been able to come between y'all. 447 00:16:31.940 --> 00:16:34.075 Not even for Jamaicanthickthighs24? 448 00:16:34.142 --> 00:16:36.044 Jerrod. 449 00:16:36.110 --> 00:16:38.679 Ass so fat you can see it from the front. 450 00:16:38.747 --> 00:16:40.249 -Let me see. -Send me that. 451 00:16:40.316 --> 00:16:41.749 -Yeah, right there. -There is a God. 452 00:16:41.816 --> 00:16:43.685 -Smell that. -It's not scratch-and-sniff. 453 00:16:43.752 --> 00:16:45.154 Ass cheeks so separated... 454 00:16:45.220 --> 00:16:46.654 You know what, ladies? 455 00:16:46.721 --> 00:16:48.689 For years it has been a war, 456 00:16:48.757 --> 00:16:50.559 with the good girls and the hoes, 457 00:16:50.625 --> 00:16:52.527 and the hoes have officially won. 458 00:16:52.594 --> 00:16:54.128 Go, hoes! 459 00:16:55.497 --> 00:16:56.865 Love me some hoes. I can't live without hoes. 460 00:16:56.931 --> 00:16:58.767 I gotta have them. 461 00:16:58.832 --> 00:17:01.869 Hoes know what to do and when to do it! 462 00:17:01.936 --> 00:17:03.604 Wait. Wait. Hold up! 463 00:17:03.671 --> 00:17:06.941 You girls keep complaining about the chauvinistic talk in the shop, 464 00:17:07.007 --> 00:17:09.343 but y'all do the same thing in reverse. 465 00:17:09.410 --> 00:17:11.714 Each one of y'all want a super thug 466 00:17:11.780 --> 00:17:14.549 that can hold his own on the yard at the Cook County jail, 467 00:17:14.616 --> 00:17:17.686 that's got three degrees from Harvard and making six figures. 468 00:17:17.753 --> 00:17:19.221 You know it. 469 00:17:19.288 --> 00:17:21.490 Meanwhile, you pass up corny dudes like Jerrod every day. 470 00:17:21.557 --> 00:17:23.191 Exactly. 471 00:17:23.257 --> 00:17:24.792 Don't no woman want no moist 472 00:17:24.859 --> 00:17:27.029 Duncan Hines ass dude like Jerrod. 473 00:17:27.096 --> 00:17:28.564 No. 474 00:17:28.565 --> 00:17:30.032 Jerrod's like boiled okra. 475 00:17:30.099 --> 00:17:34.436 He's just green and stringy, just completely unappetizing to the human palate. 476 00:17:35.904 --> 00:17:37.372 Such kind words, you guys. I really appreciate it. 477 00:17:37.438 --> 00:17:38.739 A couple things. 478 00:17:38.807 --> 00:17:40.142 First of all, I'm standing right here. 479 00:17:40.208 --> 00:17:41.275 I can hear you. 480 00:17:41.342 --> 00:17:42.676 And second of all... 481 00:17:42.744 --> 00:17:44.279 Baller alert! 482 00:17:44.344 --> 00:17:46.246 No, he did not just pull up in a Maserati, girl! 483 00:17:46.313 --> 00:17:48.382 Is that L. Rock from the Bears? My God. 484 00:17:48.449 --> 00:17:50.551 He just got a $47 million contract. 485 00:17:50.619 --> 00:17:53.688 35 guaranteed and four with incentives. 486 00:17:55.689 --> 00:17:57.558 Craig came by here 20 minutes ago looking for you. 487 00:17:57.626 --> 00:17:59.027 Okay, thanks, Cal. I'll text him. 488 00:17:59.093 --> 00:18:00.594 Hey, babe. 489 00:18:00.661 --> 00:18:02.596 I need you to pick up Maya from school today, too. 490 00:18:02.664 --> 00:18:04.767 I just squeezed in another last-minute appointment and I can't do it. 491 00:18:04.832 --> 00:18:06.234 Yeah, I see. 492 00:18:06.301 --> 00:18:07.467 Come on, babe, please. 493 00:18:07.534 --> 00:18:09.271 I got an appointment, too. 494 00:18:09.338 --> 00:18:11.172 -Can't Kenny do it? -I asked Kenny. 495 00:18:11.238 --> 00:18:13.141 He said he was too busy, which is really funny, 496 00:18:13.207 --> 00:18:15.109 because I don't know what a 15-year-old could be busy doing 497 00:18:15.176 --> 00:18:18.312 other than drinking up all my goddamn apple juice and dirtying up the house. 498 00:18:18.379 --> 00:18:20.416 That's easy, they masturbate a lot. 499 00:18:20.482 --> 00:18:21.884 What? They do. 500 00:18:21.949 --> 00:18:23.284 I mean, I was 15. 501 00:18:23.350 --> 00:18:26.287 I was 15 this morning. Am I right, Raja? 502 00:18:26.355 --> 00:18:29.057 Don't touch me with that hand, don't touch me in general. 503 00:18:29.123 --> 00:18:31.225 Come here, let me get your beard. 504 00:18:31.292 --> 00:18:33.061 That's all? Really? 505 00:18:33.128 --> 00:18:35.996 So you playing celebrity barber and I'm Mr. Mom now? 506 00:18:36.063 --> 00:18:38.532 You're the one who said you wanted to spend more time with Maya and Kenny, 507 00:18:38.600 --> 00:18:39.935 -so what's the problem? -Some time. 508 00:18:40.002 --> 00:18:41.770 Half your clients was mine to start. 509 00:18:41.837 --> 00:18:43.171 You complaining now? 510 00:18:43.237 --> 00:18:44.571 When Kenny's mom asked if he can spend 511 00:18:44.638 --> 00:18:46.140 the remainder of high school with us, 512 00:18:46.207 --> 00:18:47.575 I was cool with it. 513 00:18:47.642 --> 00:18:49.410 But since he's been with us, he's done nothing to help out. 514 00:18:49.477 --> 00:18:50.288 Yeah, come on. 515 00:18:50.289 --> 00:18:51.912 It's like we have two toddlers in the house. 516 00:18:51.980 --> 00:18:53.815 -It's a new situation. -It's not a new situation. 517 00:18:53.881 --> 00:18:55.649 It's been a year! You're being too soft on him! 518 00:18:55.716 --> 00:18:57.051 You know how long he was with his mother. 519 00:18:57.118 --> 00:18:58.753 I understand that. All right, y'all. 520 00:18:59.923 --> 00:19:01.022 Yo, Terri and Rashad! Yo! 521 00:19:01.089 --> 00:19:02.857 Do y'all need a minute? Because we'll all leave. 522 00:19:02.924 --> 00:19:04.725 You know what? I'm gonna leave. 523 00:19:04.792 --> 00:19:07.061 It's like Love & Hip Hop reunion in here. 524 00:19:07.128 --> 00:19:08.295 Momma Dee and Lil Scrappy. 525 00:19:08.362 --> 00:19:10.331 Terri, girl, I couldn't help but overhear. 526 00:19:10.398 --> 00:19:12.400 I mean, girl, everybody could hear. 527 00:19:12.466 --> 00:19:15.203 But, I wanted to tell you, and I told Rashad, 528 00:19:15.270 --> 00:19:18.540 I could pick up Maya, like, whenever you need me to. 529 00:19:18.606 --> 00:19:20.275 So let me know if I can help out, girl. 530 00:19:20.340 --> 00:19:22.811 In any... In any way. 531 00:19:22.878 --> 00:19:25.280 I don't need nothing but for you to back up a few feet. 532 00:19:25.346 --> 00:19:27.715 This is a private discussion between me and my husband. 533 00:19:27.782 --> 00:19:29.217 I mean, I didn't realize it was so private 534 00:19:29.283 --> 00:19:31.084 'cause, like I said, everybody can hear y'all. 535 00:19:31.151 --> 00:19:33.121 But y'all been a little bit overwhelmed, 536 00:19:33.187 --> 00:19:36.557 and let me release some of that stress. 537 00:19:38.159 --> 00:19:40.195 Why don't you help yourself back to your station, Draya? 538 00:19:40.262 --> 00:19:42.830 Look, Terri. I got you. I got you, baby. Come here. 539 00:19:42.898 --> 00:19:44.264 My bad, girl. 540 00:19:44.331 --> 00:19:45.966 Don't even get riled up like that, Terri. 541 00:19:46.033 --> 00:19:47.468 It's all good. Stay in your lane. 542 00:19:47.535 --> 00:19:49.937 Come on. Baby, come here, I got you. 543 00:19:50.003 --> 00:19:52.173 I'll go get Maya, you do what you gotta do. 544 00:19:52.240 --> 00:19:53.675 I know we need the money, so... 545 00:19:53.742 --> 00:19:55.310 Thank you. 546 00:19:55.377 --> 00:19:58.178 Well, you know, when I get home later, 547 00:19:58.245 --> 00:19:59.715 I'll make it up to you. 548 00:19:59.782 --> 00:20:01.316 I'll do that thing you like. 549 00:20:01.381 --> 00:20:02.950 Yeah, okay. 550 00:20:03.016 --> 00:20:05.519 Sure you gonna be burnt out by tonight. 551 00:20:05.587 --> 00:20:09.058 It's all right, though. I'll wait for the morning for that lazy side booty. 552 00:20:11.892 --> 00:20:13.361 Terri, just out of curiosity, 553 00:20:13.427 --> 00:20:15.629 what is that thing that you do? 554 00:20:15.696 --> 00:20:17.364 Is it something that I can Google? 555 00:20:17.432 --> 00:20:18.600 Yo, Calvin, what's the Wi-Fi password? 556 00:20:20.734 --> 00:20:22.303 Let me get that Lupita. 557 00:20:23.204 --> 00:20:27.042 Excellent choice. 558 00:20:27.108 --> 00:20:28.510 You wanna act grown? 559 00:20:28.576 --> 00:20:30.445 Well, now you got a grown-man haircut. 560 00:20:30.512 --> 00:20:32.446 Yeah, this gotta be some of my best work. 561 00:20:37.051 --> 00:20:38.786 Your friends at school gonna love this. 562 00:20:40.121 --> 00:20:41.855 That's the information super highway right there. 563 00:20:43.042 --> 00:20:44.159 Let's go. 564 00:20:44.225 --> 00:20:46.194 So you learned your lesson today, didn't you? 565 00:20:46.261 --> 00:20:49.263 You look good, man! Nothin' can stop you now. 566 00:20:49.330 --> 00:20:51.799 Tell Weezy I said "hey!" 567 00:20:51.866 --> 00:20:53.202 Eddie... 568 00:20:53.267 --> 00:20:54.702 Tell me that ain't child abuse. 569 00:20:54.769 --> 00:20:57.772 I bet you he won't be talking back to his mama no more. 570 00:20:57.839 --> 00:21:00.375 Gave him the George Jefferson. 571 00:21:02.409 --> 00:21:04.378 All right, looking good. 572 00:21:04.445 --> 00:21:06.415 Hi. Who are you here to see? 573 00:21:06.481 --> 00:21:08.016 Yeah, I'm here to see One-Stop. 574 00:21:08.081 --> 00:21:09.917 Take a number. 575 00:21:09.984 --> 00:21:12.020 They all here to see One-Stop. 576 00:21:12.086 --> 00:21:13.455 -Everybody? -Yeah. 577 00:21:14.421 --> 00:21:15.656 Right, right. 578 00:21:16.992 --> 00:21:18.893 That's what I said. 579 00:21:18.959 --> 00:21:20.127 Give me a minute, brother. 580 00:21:20.195 --> 00:21:23.031 I need eight 32-inch TVs. No plasma, man. 581 00:21:23.097 --> 00:21:24.898 Just LCDs, brotha. You know what I mean? 582 00:21:24.965 --> 00:21:26.767 I got the watches, I got the rings. 583 00:21:26.834 --> 00:21:29.136 I'm doing tailoring, I'm doing a little bit of everything now, brotha. 584 00:21:29.204 --> 00:21:30.437 Right, right, right, right. 585 00:21:30.504 --> 00:21:31.939 No, I just do the measurements. 586 00:21:32.005 --> 00:21:33.874 I got a little Asian lady who puts the suit together. 587 00:21:33.942 --> 00:21:35.376 She sews. I don't sew. 588 00:21:37.212 --> 00:21:40.515 Calvin, you really just gonna let this fool come slidin' up in here 589 00:21:40.581 --> 00:21:41.633 like he run the place? 590 00:21:42.751 --> 00:21:43.917 Eddie, worry about your section. 591 00:21:45.887 --> 00:21:46.888 Pardon me. 592 00:21:47.955 --> 00:21:49.992 Look here, Truck-Stop, One-Stop. 593 00:21:50.058 --> 00:21:52.027 Come here, son. This the barber shop. 594 00:21:52.093 --> 00:21:55.095 You gotta get people in and out. That's what we do. 595 00:21:55.163 --> 00:21:57.766 You got these musty negroes sitting around here all day, 596 00:21:57.832 --> 00:21:59.567 like it's an unemployment office. 597 00:21:59.635 --> 00:22:02.537 Hey, Eddie, man, look. I pay booth rent like everybody else does in here. 598 00:22:02.603 --> 00:22:03.971 Besides, 599 00:22:04.039 --> 00:22:06.340 barbers don't provide the full menu of services that I do. 600 00:22:06.407 --> 00:22:08.576 Off-market medicinal remedies, 601 00:22:08.642 --> 00:22:10.577 alternative documentation, 602 00:22:10.645 --> 00:22:12.780 little emotional service doggies 603 00:22:12.847 --> 00:22:14.482 that lick your face and make you feel good about yourself. 604 00:22:14.549 --> 00:22:16.685 And they tinkle all over your shirt. 605 00:22:16.751 --> 00:22:19.487 They so happy to see you. And it makes you feel good inside. 606 00:22:19.553 --> 00:22:21.656 I've been around a long time here, son. 607 00:22:21.723 --> 00:22:24.826 And what all you do is sell fake ID, 608 00:22:24.892 --> 00:22:27.261 nickel bags of weed, and pit bull puppies. 609 00:22:27.329 --> 00:22:29.597 Talking about a little puppy gonna lick on somebody's face. 610 00:22:29.664 --> 00:22:31.165 It sounds too freaky for me. 611 00:22:31.232 --> 00:22:32.600 I don't want no puppy licking on me. 612 00:22:32.667 --> 00:22:34.502 It's just not at all African-American. 613 00:22:34.569 --> 00:22:36.870 Sounds very, very Caucasian. 614 00:22:36.937 --> 00:22:39.273 Calvin, you really gonna let him be up in the shop? 615 00:22:39.340 --> 00:22:40.675 Like, I can't believe he let you up in here. 616 00:22:42.209 --> 00:22:44.446 Calvin, my man. You're my man, right? 617 00:22:44.513 --> 00:22:47.249 Please tell this man, this ancient being, 618 00:22:47.314 --> 00:22:48.682 this old fogey, 619 00:22:48.750 --> 00:22:50.384 this dinosaur of some sorts. 620 00:22:50.451 --> 00:22:51.786 Keep them coming. 621 00:22:51.852 --> 00:22:54.054 This negro-saurus of a man walking around here giving us 622 00:22:54.121 --> 00:22:55.523 the damn trailer to Jurassic Park, 623 00:22:55.590 --> 00:22:56.890 every time we walk up in here. 624 00:22:58.225 --> 00:23:00.160 Okay, that was a good one right there. 625 00:23:00.227 --> 00:23:03.531 Please tell this 50 Shades of Grey... looking ass, 626 00:23:03.598 --> 00:23:05.899 am I or am I not 627 00:23:05.966 --> 00:23:08.270 a intricate part of this damn shop? 628 00:23:09.102 --> 00:23:10.272 He got a point, Eddie. 629 00:23:10.338 --> 00:23:12.440 He got... 630 00:23:16.144 --> 00:23:18.479 You know what? That's it for me. 631 00:23:18.545 --> 00:23:20.114 Hey. But this ain't no free clinic. 632 00:23:20.182 --> 00:23:23.084 I understand. And I did stop doing the VD screenings last week. 633 00:23:23.150 --> 00:23:26.153 It's done, okay? It's over. 634 00:23:26.219 --> 00:23:27.354 What can I do for you, brotha? 635 00:23:27.421 --> 00:23:29.523 I got a itch 636 00:23:29.590 --> 00:23:30.759 down there. 637 00:23:30.826 --> 00:23:32.059 It's a itch that burns. 638 00:23:32.126 --> 00:23:34.696 Come over here. This the last one. 639 00:23:34.762 --> 00:23:36.498 This boy burning bad, I smell it. Come on. 640 00:23:36.563 --> 00:23:37.649 Hey, everybody! 641 00:23:37.650 --> 00:23:38.734 Hey, girl. 642 00:23:38.800 --> 00:23:40.601 Rashad, I got your sheen spray for you. 643 00:23:40.667 --> 00:23:42.070 Appreciate that. 644 00:23:42.137 --> 00:23:44.572 Angie, this conditioner should last you for the next two weeks. 645 00:23:44.638 --> 00:23:46.107 Thank you, baby! 646 00:23:46.174 --> 00:23:47.742 Can you help me put these away in the back? 647 00:23:47.809 --> 00:23:49.744 Hey, who's winning over here, now? What's goin' on? 648 00:23:52.446 --> 00:23:54.416 By a show of hands, who got a itch? 649 00:23:54.483 --> 00:23:55.817 Who got a burn? 650 00:23:55.882 --> 00:23:57.418 Damn. 651 00:23:57.484 --> 00:24:00.021 So did you hear, Mr. Harris got shot? 652 00:24:00.088 --> 00:24:01.923 What? 653 00:24:01.990 --> 00:24:03.892 Are you serious? 654 00:24:03.957 --> 00:24:05.826 Is he okay? 655 00:24:05.894 --> 00:24:08.896 I mean, he got shot, so he's not great. 656 00:24:08.963 --> 00:24:10.098 But he's gonna make it. 657 00:24:10.165 --> 00:24:11.532 No. 658 00:24:11.600 --> 00:24:14.968 I was just in there last week talking to his wife. 659 00:24:15.035 --> 00:24:18.739 Man. She was so excited they was getting a second location. 660 00:24:19.674 --> 00:24:20.775 Was she with him? 661 00:24:20.841 --> 00:24:22.409 No, thank God. 662 00:24:22.476 --> 00:24:24.711 You know, he was in there by himself closing up for the night. 663 00:24:24.779 --> 00:24:27.949 Wouldn't open up the register, so they shot him. 664 00:24:28.015 --> 00:24:30.252 I don't know what's happening out there, Calvin. 665 00:24:30.318 --> 00:24:32.287 These kids have lost their damn minds. 666 00:24:32.353 --> 00:24:34.755 Meanwhile, we gotta raise Jalen in this mess. 667 00:24:35.490 --> 00:24:36.657 It's not cool. 668 00:24:38.392 --> 00:24:40.461 We gotta revisit that conversation. 669 00:24:41.861 --> 00:24:42.898 What conversation? 670 00:24:43.830 --> 00:24:45.867 About moving the shop. 671 00:24:45.934 --> 00:24:49.337 You know, One-Stop found some cool locations over there on the north side. 672 00:24:49.404 --> 00:24:52.441 Does One-Stop even know what escrow means? 673 00:24:52.506 --> 00:24:54.609 You'd be surprised what One-Stop know. 674 00:24:54.676 --> 00:24:56.677 And have you discussed it with Angie? 675 00:24:56.744 --> 00:24:58.379 You can't make a decision about the shop 676 00:24:58.446 --> 00:25:00.247 without at least talking to her first. 677 00:25:00.314 --> 00:25:03.083 I wanted to talk to you first because you know what you're gonna tell me? 678 00:25:03.150 --> 00:25:04.619 "Why did you talk to her first?" 679 00:25:04.685 --> 00:25:06.021 I do not sound like that. 680 00:25:09.523 --> 00:25:10.925 I don't know, Calvin. 681 00:25:10.992 --> 00:25:14.162 Uprooting the shop is a big decision. 682 00:25:14.228 --> 00:25:16.630 You don't think I know that? 683 00:25:16.697 --> 00:25:18.099 But what else we supposed to do? 684 00:25:18.165 --> 00:25:19.600 Just sit here and wait for somethin' to happen? 685 00:25:21.802 --> 00:25:24.205 We gotta explore all of our options. 686 00:25:25.873 --> 00:25:27.241 Yeah. 687 00:25:35.483 --> 00:25:36.484 I ain't got no money. 688 00:25:36.550 --> 00:25:37.619 Let me talk to you. 689 00:25:37.686 --> 00:25:38.852 No, I'm good. 690 00:25:38.919 --> 00:25:40.153 Come on, baby. 691 00:25:40.221 --> 00:25:41.455 Let's holler at you for a little bit. 692 00:25:41.522 --> 00:25:42.455 You hollerin' right now, 693 00:25:42.523 --> 00:25:43.590 I can hear you. I'm good. 694 00:25:43.657 --> 00:25:44.824 Yo, who that? 695 00:25:44.891 --> 00:25:46.226 Hey, what up, J.D.? 696 00:25:46.293 --> 00:25:47.361 Hey! 697 00:25:47.428 --> 00:25:49.796 Hey, I got that tater salad for your mama! 698 00:25:49.863 --> 00:25:51.231 Come get it! All right. 699 00:25:52.500 --> 00:25:54.135 What's going on, hungry black folks? 700 00:25:54.202 --> 00:25:56.805 Who wants some non-profit Gangsta Grub? 701 00:25:56.871 --> 00:25:59.975 All right. Soul food to save fools' souls. 702 00:26:00.041 --> 00:26:01.208 Every delicious piece of beef 703 00:26:01.275 --> 00:26:03.010 helps keep a bullet off the street. 704 00:26:03.078 --> 00:26:05.013 I know that's right because that "Who Smoked Your Okra" 705 00:26:05.079 --> 00:26:06.548 was poppin' on fleek last time. 706 00:26:06.615 --> 00:26:07.815 There you go, Draya. 707 00:26:07.881 --> 00:26:09.549 Did she just say "fleek"? 708 00:26:09.617 --> 00:26:11.252 Don't... Don't just make up words. 709 00:26:11.319 --> 00:26:13.721 There's a whole dictionary full of words. 710 00:26:13.788 --> 00:26:15.490 There's a library down the street. 711 00:26:15.555 --> 00:26:17.958 Webster's Dictionary. Go in there and flip through it. 712 00:26:18.025 --> 00:26:20.227 You won't see "fleek" in there, nowhere. 713 00:26:20.293 --> 00:26:21.862 Draya, don't worry about that. I got some 714 00:26:21.928 --> 00:26:23.798 "Don't Be So Mean" greens in there for you today, too. 715 00:26:23.865 --> 00:26:25.066 You gonna love it. Thank you, boo-boo. 716 00:26:25.132 --> 00:26:26.433 They so good, they're gonna make 717 00:26:26.501 --> 00:26:28.837 a Vice Lord give a GD a foot massage. 718 00:26:30.137 --> 00:26:31.138 Nigga! 719 00:26:33.107 --> 00:26:36.011 You are like the Al Sharpton of the fat back. 720 00:26:36.077 --> 00:26:37.054 Okay. Okay. 721 00:26:37.055 --> 00:26:38.480 When are you gonna get your own show on VH1? 722 00:26:38.546 --> 00:26:40.146 Who knows, man? You know, right now, 723 00:26:40.214 --> 00:26:41.916 I'm just happy being the pillar of the community, 724 00:26:41.983 --> 00:26:43.283 trying to do something good. 725 00:26:43.350 --> 00:26:45.585 I mean, so, you want us to believe 726 00:26:45.653 --> 00:26:47.288 that you cooked all that food yourself? 727 00:26:47.355 --> 00:26:50.191 My kitchen workforce is made up of ex-gangbangers, 728 00:26:50.257 --> 00:26:51.992 who, if they didn't have this job, 729 00:26:52.059 --> 00:26:53.528 would be on the street bangin'. 730 00:26:53.593 --> 00:26:54.928 And you donating all the profit? 731 00:26:54.995 --> 00:26:56.497 What's so hard to believe about that? 732 00:26:59.967 --> 00:27:01.268 What is it, Eddie? What is it? 733 00:27:01.336 --> 00:27:02.870 Rashad, you might have to shut your mouth. 734 00:27:02.936 --> 00:27:05.238 This pie got me dancing a jig over here. 735 00:27:06.425 --> 00:27:07.542 Don't be no sucker, Eddie. 736 00:27:08.743 --> 00:27:09.944 What's that, Rashad? 737 00:27:10.011 --> 00:27:12.047 I got the little peanut butter and poverty sandwich. 738 00:27:12.112 --> 00:27:13.614 Did Terri cut the edges off the bread 739 00:27:13.680 --> 00:27:14.882 like she does for the baby, too? 740 00:27:16.551 --> 00:27:19.186 Yo, J.D., man. This is on the up and up. 741 00:27:19.253 --> 00:27:20.888 -I'm proud of you, bro. -Thanks, Calvin. 742 00:27:20.955 --> 00:27:22.556 -But the name... -What? 743 00:27:22.622 --> 00:27:25.092 I'm a little concerned, man. The name seems like you're promoting something. 744 00:27:25.158 --> 00:27:26.660 Man, I'm just promoting food. 745 00:27:26.727 --> 00:27:29.562 Remember the words of Maya Angelou, man. "Words is power." 746 00:27:29.629 --> 00:27:30.698 Maya Ange-who? 747 00:27:32.266 --> 00:27:33.934 I know who you're talking about. 748 00:27:34.002 --> 00:27:36.037 That big booty bitch we went to high school with, 749 00:27:36.103 --> 00:27:37.771 with the lopsided titties, I remember. 750 00:27:37.838 --> 00:27:39.907 Calvin, come on, man. You know I'm just joking, man. 751 00:27:39.975 --> 00:27:41.809 You know I know who Maya Angelou is. 752 00:27:41.876 --> 00:27:43.344 "Still I rise." 753 00:27:43.410 --> 00:27:45.212 I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings. 754 00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:48.148 Who is this on the cover? It looks like Mike Tyson. 755 00:27:53.154 --> 00:27:54.188 Gonna be a double-breasted suit. 756 00:27:54.254 --> 00:27:56.791 Can't win for losing. 757 00:27:58.659 --> 00:28:02.362 Well, there he goes! Harold Washington, Junior. 758 00:28:03.863 --> 00:28:05.165 -What up, Jimmy? -What's up, man? 759 00:28:05.233 --> 00:28:06.801 -You're lookin' good. -Good to see you. 760 00:28:06.868 --> 00:28:08.101 You know, you're the only one that comes in here 761 00:28:08.168 --> 00:28:09.637 with a suit on that ain't goin' to court. 762 00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:15.208 Everybody ain't tryin' to wear one of them granny sofa suits you got. 763 00:28:15.275 --> 00:28:16.677 -Guess who's back? -Hey, Jimmy. 764 00:28:16.744 --> 00:28:18.413 What up, bro? 765 00:28:18.478 --> 00:28:20.047 What bring you around here? 766 00:28:20.115 --> 00:28:22.183 I know you didn't come all the way over here to the South Side 767 00:28:22.250 --> 00:28:23.551 just for a line up. 768 00:28:23.618 --> 00:28:25.153 Yeah. Where's your camera crew, Jimmy? 769 00:28:25.219 --> 00:28:26.787 Doing a little press opp for the mayor's office? 770 00:28:26.853 --> 00:28:29.289 What, a man can't check out his old stomping grounds on his lunch break? 771 00:28:29.357 --> 00:28:30.357 -Hell, nah. -No. 772 00:28:30.424 --> 00:28:31.476 No. 773 00:28:31.477 --> 00:28:32.527 Hell no. 774 00:28:32.592 --> 00:28:34.662 All right, you got me. 775 00:28:34.728 --> 00:28:36.930 I do want to talk to you all about this Council vote that's coming up next week. 776 00:28:36.997 --> 00:28:38.065 What vote? 777 00:28:38.131 --> 00:28:39.299 The one about the enclosure. 778 00:28:39.367 --> 00:28:40.634 -Closure? -What enclosure? 779 00:28:40.701 --> 00:28:41.802 What kind of enclosure? 780 00:28:41.869 --> 00:28:43.638 The city plans to gate off 20 blocks, 781 00:28:43.704 --> 00:28:45.639 with this shop essentially right in the middle of it. 782 00:28:45.706 --> 00:28:47.507 See, the idea is that if it can control traffic, 783 00:28:47.574 --> 00:28:49.042 you know, one way in, one way out, 784 00:28:49.109 --> 00:28:50.744 it'll help decrease violence in the neighborhood. 785 00:28:50.811 --> 00:28:53.281 So they're just gonna build a jail around us? 786 00:28:53.348 --> 00:28:55.482 Do you know what cuttin' off these streets is gonna do to traffic? 787 00:28:55.549 --> 00:28:57.251 You're right. It might increase traffic. 788 00:28:57.318 --> 00:28:58.987 But it might also decrease violence in the neighborhood, 789 00:28:59.053 --> 00:29:00.553 which would make this shop more desirable. 790 00:29:00.620 --> 00:29:01.989 That ain't gonna help us. 791 00:29:02.055 --> 00:29:04.425 We'll just be a nonviolent empty shop. 792 00:29:04.492 --> 00:29:08.128 Exactly. And half the businesses on this block are barely above water. 793 00:29:08.195 --> 00:29:08.845 Exactly. 794 00:29:08.846 --> 00:29:10.798 Look, y'all. I know it's not the most ideal solution. 795 00:29:10.865 --> 00:29:13.067 But you gotta acknowledge that at least we're trying to do something. 796 00:29:13.134 --> 00:29:14.702 -No. -Yeah. No. 797 00:29:14.769 --> 00:29:16.037 Hell no. 798 00:29:16.102 --> 00:29:17.370 Look, y'all, I share the same concerns, 799 00:29:17.437 --> 00:29:19.205 but something's gotta be done out here. 800 00:29:19.273 --> 00:29:21.141 Do you know how many people get shot on this block, every single week? 801 00:29:21.208 --> 00:29:22.609 Do you? 802 00:29:22.676 --> 00:29:25.013 'Cause we out here dodging bullets every day, 803 00:29:25.080 --> 00:29:27.013 while you downtown talkin' about the South Side, 804 00:29:27.080 --> 00:29:30.917 look like some Middle Eastern, war-torn country in your $1,000 suit. 805 00:29:30.984 --> 00:29:33.888 You know damn well them suits ain't $1,000, boyba. 806 00:29:33.954 --> 00:29:35.889 Look, Rashad, we want the same thing, man. 807 00:29:35.955 --> 00:29:38.726 But the Council, they're all out of ideas just like everybody else. 808 00:29:38.792 --> 00:29:39.994 That's right. Put it on us. 809 00:29:40.060 --> 00:29:41.729 That's what politicians do though. 810 00:29:41.794 --> 00:29:43.096 You know, they don't do their job... 811 00:29:43.164 --> 00:29:44.365 All I'm doing is workin', brother. 812 00:29:44.432 --> 00:29:45.533 But then they want us to do it. 813 00:29:45.600 --> 00:29:46.734 And then you say it's our fault, right? 814 00:29:46.801 --> 00:29:48.468 Like, we the ones that don't wanna work. 815 00:29:48.535 --> 00:29:49.870 Exactly. I told you. 816 00:29:49.936 --> 00:29:51.805 I mentioned this a long time ago. 817 00:29:51.872 --> 00:29:56.209 Government ain't good for nothing but giving you syphilis and flu shots. 818 00:29:56.276 --> 00:29:58.778 I'm almost sure that's how I got syphilis. 819 00:29:58.846 --> 00:30:01.148 That is not how you got syphilis. 820 00:30:01.215 --> 00:30:02.683 Her name was Josephine. 821 00:30:04.150 --> 00:30:06.253 Would you stop tellin' everybody's business! 822 00:30:06.321 --> 00:30:09.389 That's funny. My mom's name is Josephine. 823 00:30:11.891 --> 00:30:13.427 Wait. What... 824 00:30:15.295 --> 00:30:17.430 You know, maybe that's part of the problem. I mean... 825 00:30:17.497 --> 00:30:19.299 Maybe we need to stop waiting for the government 826 00:30:19.366 --> 00:30:22.002 to step in and save us and we need to start saving ourselves. 827 00:30:22.069 --> 00:30:23.404 I mean, this is America. 828 00:30:23.471 --> 00:30:25.573 Everybody has equal opportunity to make it here. 829 00:30:25.639 --> 00:30:26.674 Really? 830 00:30:26.741 --> 00:30:27.742 -What? -Okay. 831 00:30:27.809 --> 00:30:29.109 Man... 832 00:30:29.176 --> 00:30:31.978 All right. Baba ghanoush over here lost his damn mind. 833 00:30:32.045 --> 00:30:33.380 Eddie, that's bullshit. 834 00:30:33.447 --> 00:30:34.782 You wanna know why I'm sarcastic? 835 00:30:34.849 --> 00:30:36.317 Because every time I open my mouth 836 00:30:36.384 --> 00:30:38.152 to say something real, you gotta make fun of me. 837 00:30:38.218 --> 00:30:40.787 Meanwhile, if I say you're a watermelon-flavored fried chicken lover, 838 00:30:40.855 --> 00:30:41.856 I'm a racist. 839 00:30:41.923 --> 00:30:43.424 Hell nah. 840 00:30:43.491 --> 00:30:44.993 You'll get your ass beat. 841 00:30:45.059 --> 00:30:46.961 Rashad, it was hypothetical. 842 00:30:47.026 --> 00:30:48.795 There's no such thing as watermelon-flavored fried chicken. 843 00:30:48.862 --> 00:30:50.264 Not yet, Raja. 844 00:30:51.331 --> 00:30:53.199 That would be stereotypically delicious. 845 00:30:53.266 --> 00:30:56.503 All I'm saying is, my parents moved here from India with nothing. 846 00:30:56.571 --> 00:30:58.272 They had no money, no friends. 847 00:30:58.339 --> 00:30:59.674 And their accents were so thick, 848 00:30:59.741 --> 00:31:01.242 they couldn't even get bank accounts. 849 00:31:01.308 --> 00:31:02.410 And somehow they made it happen. 850 00:31:02.476 --> 00:31:04.711 Not to dismiss your argument here, Raja, 851 00:31:04.778 --> 00:31:06.781 because it is... It is riveting. 852 00:31:06.848 --> 00:31:09.751 However, there were some "setbacks" that black people faced 853 00:31:09.817 --> 00:31:11.919 that really made things stressful for a minute there. 854 00:31:11.985 --> 00:31:14.487 Slavery being at the very top of that list. 855 00:31:14.554 --> 00:31:16.590 Exactly. Your ancestors were immigrants. 856 00:31:16.657 --> 00:31:17.759 Ours were imports. 857 00:31:17.824 --> 00:31:19.225 Big difference. Not really. 858 00:31:19.292 --> 00:31:21.295 How do you think the West Indies happened, okay? 859 00:31:21.361 --> 00:31:23.830 They took Indians, they took black people from Africa, 860 00:31:23.898 --> 00:31:25.532 they put 'em in the Caribbean, 861 00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:28.035 and 200 years later, Rihanna happened. You're welcome. 862 00:31:29.302 --> 00:31:31.606 I don't like white people either. Okay? 863 00:31:31.673 --> 00:31:33.308 I'm just saying, maybe y'all should stop 864 00:31:33.309 --> 00:31:35.143 making excuses and actually pick up the ball. 865 00:31:35.208 --> 00:31:36.476 "Pick up the ball"? 866 00:31:36.542 --> 00:31:37.777 -Basketball reference. -That was racist, right there. 867 00:31:37.844 --> 00:31:39.112 "Pick up the ball"? 868 00:31:39.179 --> 00:31:40.281 Yes. 869 00:31:40.348 --> 00:31:42.783 It got real Fox News-y in here for me. 870 00:31:42.850 --> 00:31:45.986 Well, you know, we do be shootin' some hoop. 871 00:31:46.053 --> 00:31:47.221 What are you talkin' about, man? 872 00:31:47.288 --> 00:31:49.123 You think it's a level playing field out here? 873 00:31:49.189 --> 00:31:51.057 You think racism don't exist no more? 874 00:31:51.125 --> 00:31:53.794 The President of the United States of America is black. 875 00:31:53.860 --> 00:31:56.530 The most powerful man on the planet is black. 876 00:31:56.597 --> 00:31:58.198 Just one man. 877 00:31:58.264 --> 00:32:00.868 Meanwhile, only dude I have to look up to is the guy from Big Bang Theory. 878 00:32:00.934 --> 00:32:03.571 He funny. He make me laugh. 879 00:32:03.638 --> 00:32:07.308 So what does that mean for the average black dude walking down the street? 880 00:32:07.373 --> 00:32:08.675 Does our president's blackness, 881 00:32:08.743 --> 00:32:12.580 did it stop Trayvon Martin, or Michael Brown, 882 00:32:12.646 --> 00:32:14.348 or Walter Scott, or Tamir Rice, 883 00:32:14.415 --> 00:32:15.884 or Freddie Gray from being killed? 884 00:32:15.949 --> 00:32:17.750 Hell nah. 885 00:32:17.818 --> 00:32:19.888 A madman walked into a Charleston church 886 00:32:19.954 --> 00:32:22.590 and killed nine innocent people. 887 00:32:22.657 --> 00:32:25.158 Did his blackness stop that? 888 00:32:25.225 --> 00:32:28.830 Eric Garner got killed on tape and it still didn't matter. 889 00:32:30.097 --> 00:32:32.366 So what are you saying, Raja? 890 00:32:32.433 --> 00:32:34.702 I'm not sayin' that stuff isn't messed up. Because it is. 891 00:32:34.769 --> 00:32:36.470 What I'm saying is, 892 00:32:36.536 --> 00:32:38.138 there's never been a better time 893 00:32:38.205 --> 00:32:41.376 in this country to be a black person than right now. 894 00:32:41.442 --> 00:32:42.844 Unless you Bill Cosby. 895 00:32:46.280 --> 00:32:48.215 I'm not doin' this school work. 896 00:32:48.282 --> 00:32:50.350 If she thinks I'm really about to do this homework tonight... 897 00:32:50.417 --> 00:32:52.419 She gave us six packets. 898 00:32:52.486 --> 00:32:53.586 Six packets. 899 00:32:53.654 --> 00:32:55.857 Man, she must be insane. 900 00:32:58.058 --> 00:33:00.328 Yo, there go those dudes from this morning. 901 00:33:16.843 --> 00:33:18.845 I used to cut Barack's hair back in the day. 902 00:33:18.913 --> 00:33:21.983 Hell, I'm the one who told him to marry Michelle. 903 00:33:22.049 --> 00:33:23.617 He liked some other little girl. 904 00:33:23.684 --> 00:33:24.917 He was gonna tell her... 905 00:33:24.984 --> 00:33:27.155 Thelma Carter. With the big tongue. 906 00:33:27.221 --> 00:33:29.256 Couldn't say his name. She used to call him "Barath". 907 00:33:30.991 --> 00:33:32.292 Michelle, now, that's different. 908 00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:34.361 She got them childbearing hips. 909 00:33:34.428 --> 00:33:35.763 And she can iron a shirt. 910 00:33:35.830 --> 00:33:38.732 You see them arms right there? 911 00:33:40.501 --> 00:33:42.168 You never touched a hair on that man's head. 912 00:33:42.235 --> 00:33:43.870 -Not one. -Are you serious? 913 00:33:43.937 --> 00:33:45.773 Hold on. Okay. All right. Okay. 914 00:33:45.840 --> 00:33:48.509 Who do you think that is? It's him before his hair turned gray. 915 00:33:48.576 --> 00:33:49.911 That could be anybody. 916 00:33:49.976 --> 00:33:51.812 Man, you can't tell who that is, man. 917 00:33:51.878 --> 00:33:54.348 It's Barack right there. You can tell by the ear. 918 00:33:55.482 --> 00:33:56.716 You cannot. 919 00:33:56.783 --> 00:33:58.151 You can't see shit. 920 00:33:59.285 --> 00:34:01.688 You're stupid. 921 00:34:01.755 --> 00:34:03.157 You know what? Forget y'all. 922 00:34:03.224 --> 00:34:04.325 Laugh all you want to. 923 00:34:04.390 --> 00:34:06.025 Y'all better just leave Barack alone. 924 00:34:06.092 --> 00:34:07.260 He's one of ours. 925 00:34:07.328 --> 00:34:09.096 He used to be one of ours. 926 00:34:09.163 --> 00:34:14.001 I mean, when was the last time you seen Barack Obama do something for us? 927 00:34:14.067 --> 00:34:16.069 And I'm not talkin' about for the country. 928 00:34:16.136 --> 00:34:17.839 I'm talkin' about for us. 929 00:34:17.904 --> 00:34:19.672 Eddie, even if you don't agree, 930 00:34:19.739 --> 00:34:21.942 you still gotta honor what she's sayin', though. 931 00:34:22.009 --> 00:34:23.044 Thank you, Rashad. 932 00:34:24.145 --> 00:34:26.045 You know, I can't take this anymore, man. I'm out. 933 00:34:26.046 --> 00:34:26.679 All right. 934 00:34:26.746 --> 00:34:28.215 -Thanks a lot, man. -Thank you, man. 935 00:34:28.281 --> 00:34:30.350 And you need to read a newspaper. 936 00:34:30.417 --> 00:34:32.418 Obama makes sure you get all that birth control that you need. 937 00:34:32.485 --> 00:34:33.920 Excuse me? 938 00:34:33.987 --> 00:34:37.156 And the rest of y'all, Council vote next week. Don't forget. 939 00:34:37.223 --> 00:34:40.393 Look, I can't let y'all tear the President down like that. All right. 940 00:34:40.460 --> 00:34:43.930 The man is in an impossible situation. Know what I'm sayin'? 941 00:34:43.998 --> 00:34:45.199 -How are you? -How you doin'? 942 00:34:45.264 --> 00:34:47.567 He's not just the president of black America. 943 00:34:47.634 --> 00:34:50.170 He's the President of the United States of America. 944 00:34:50.237 --> 00:34:53.607 And personally, I think he's doin' a great job. 945 00:34:53.674 --> 00:34:57.043 You know what? The two of them just make me believe in the sanctity of marriage. 946 00:34:57.110 --> 00:34:59.346 I hate to be the one to say this... 947 00:35:01.181 --> 00:35:02.850 But Barack has definitely got bitches. 948 00:35:02.917 --> 00:35:04.451 Yeah, he does. 949 00:35:05.620 --> 00:35:06.720 No, he has not. 950 00:35:06.786 --> 00:35:09.022 Half these hoes weren't even registered to vote before he ran for president. 951 00:35:09.089 --> 00:35:10.257 Give me a break! 952 00:35:10.324 --> 00:35:14.462 Every vote... Ass. Ass, ass, ass. That's what it is. 953 00:35:14.527 --> 00:35:17.197 You know what? I hate to agree with Dante, 954 00:35:17.264 --> 00:35:19.266 'cause, it's just a bad look. 955 00:35:19.333 --> 00:35:22.269 But every president has a side chick. 956 00:35:22.335 --> 00:35:23.936 It's constitutional. 957 00:35:24.003 --> 00:35:27.641 You know, Thomas Jefferson had a whole plantation of side chicks. 958 00:35:27.708 --> 00:35:29.910 I bet you Hillary's got a side chick. 959 00:35:29.976 --> 00:35:31.679 Probably thick too. 960 00:35:35.850 --> 00:35:37.518 What's up, Terri? What up, Quis? 961 00:35:42.989 --> 00:35:46.592 Looks like you're on the wrong side of town, nigga. 962 00:35:46.659 --> 00:35:49.864 Boy, this whole city is mine. These are my blocks. 963 00:35:49.929 --> 00:35:52.532 And I don't see nobody out there strong enough to take it from me. 964 00:35:52.600 --> 00:35:53.600 Shit. 965 00:35:53.667 --> 00:35:54.869 So what are you sayin'? 966 00:35:54.935 --> 00:35:56.235 You tryin' to embarrass yourself 967 00:35:56.302 --> 00:35:57.638 -and get blood on the floor. -Embarrass myself? 968 00:35:57.703 --> 00:35:58.839 No! Wait a minute! Wait, wait, wait. 969 00:35:58.906 --> 00:35:59.806 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on! 970 00:35:59.873 --> 00:36:00.706 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on! 971 00:36:00.773 --> 00:36:01.942 Wait a minute! 972 00:36:02.009 --> 00:36:03.511 Listen! Wait! Listen! 973 00:36:03.576 --> 00:36:05.045 Listen a minute! No! No! Look... 974 00:36:05.112 --> 00:36:06.346 I'll blow your head off, man. 975 00:36:06.413 --> 00:36:07.782 Look, not in here! 976 00:36:07.848 --> 00:36:09.882 Y'all wanna kill each other, y'all take that shit outside! 977 00:36:09.949 --> 00:36:11.051 Well, let's go outside! 978 00:36:11.118 --> 00:36:12.186 Calvin, what he doing here? 979 00:36:12.252 --> 00:36:13.619 I booked him. I booked him. 980 00:36:13.686 --> 00:36:15.688 He has a standing appointment with me every other week. 981 00:36:15.755 --> 00:36:17.223 It got messed up when he went to jail 982 00:36:17.290 --> 00:36:18.624 and I didn't know Quis was gonna be here today. 983 00:36:18.692 --> 00:36:19.726 I'm sorry, y'all. 984 00:36:19.793 --> 00:36:21.061 -Stupid nigga! -Jay! Jay! Jay! 985 00:36:21.127 --> 00:36:22.495 That's what I'm doing here! Jay! 986 00:36:22.561 --> 00:36:23.663 -Jay! Look at me. -What you gonna do? 987 00:36:23.730 --> 00:36:25.564 Look at me, Jay! 988 00:36:25.632 --> 00:36:27.000 Come back in an hour. 989 00:36:27.067 --> 00:36:28.368 Come back in an hour. 990 00:36:28.435 --> 00:36:29.469 Please. 991 00:36:29.536 --> 00:36:30.770 Please. 992 00:36:30.837 --> 00:36:32.372 I'll take care of your bill. 993 00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:34.809 On me. 994 00:36:34.875 --> 00:36:37.512 I'll pay for everything, I'll pay for your hair, man. 995 00:36:39.346 --> 00:36:40.815 That's cool, Calvin. 996 00:36:42.815 --> 00:36:44.784 All right. Thank you! 997 00:36:44.851 --> 00:36:46.386 You know me, boy. Thank you, man! 998 00:36:46.453 --> 00:36:47.654 You a stupid nigga. 999 00:36:47.721 --> 00:36:48.889 Come on, man. I'm telling you! 1000 00:36:48.956 --> 00:36:50.257 You know what it is. 1001 00:36:50.324 --> 00:36:51.559 In an hour, man. In an hour. 1002 00:36:54.161 --> 00:36:55.429 I'm sorry. 1003 00:36:56.897 --> 00:36:58.297 -Thanks, Shad. -It's all right. 1004 00:36:58.364 --> 00:37:00.901 Big boy, I'm sorry about that, man. Misunderstanding. 1005 00:37:02.335 --> 00:37:06.339 We usually have that schedule worked out a little better. 1006 00:37:06.406 --> 00:37:07.775 It's all good, Calvin. 1007 00:37:12.313 --> 00:37:13.580 You know, I'm gonna have to get that thing from you. 1008 00:37:13.647 --> 00:37:14.648 Yeah. Yeah. 1009 00:37:21.554 --> 00:37:23.589 The other one, too. 1010 00:37:23.656 --> 00:37:25.759 Man, I forgot about that one. 1011 00:37:28.561 --> 00:37:29.596 Damn shame. 1012 00:37:30.897 --> 00:37:32.698 Can't even go to the barbershop no more 1013 00:37:32.766 --> 00:37:36.170 without some knucklehead bringin' a gun in here. 1014 00:37:36.235 --> 00:37:38.938 Barbershop used to be a place of peace. 1015 00:37:39.005 --> 00:37:40.873 It's for my protection. 1016 00:37:40.940 --> 00:37:42.208 From what? Some clippers? 1017 00:37:43.543 --> 00:37:46.679 What the hell you need to be bringing that in here for? 1018 00:37:46.746 --> 00:37:48.281 It's my constitutional right. 1019 00:37:48.348 --> 00:37:49.516 Nigga, spell it. 1020 00:37:50.750 --> 00:37:53.453 Constitutional right! 1021 00:37:53.520 --> 00:37:56.322 You need to worry about why ain't nobody ever sitting in them chairs. 1022 00:37:56.389 --> 00:37:57.690 You probably shot them all. 1023 00:38:00.427 --> 00:38:01.595 Yeah, this Calvin. 1024 00:38:01.661 --> 00:38:03.531 It might be a better question for you. 1025 00:38:03.596 --> 00:38:05.131 -Crazy. Crazy. -Is he okay? 1026 00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:06.800 Wait. Is he okay? 1027 00:38:06.866 --> 00:38:08.334 Man. Come on, man. We all lived out here... 1028 00:38:08.400 --> 00:38:09.902 No, I'll be on my way. 1029 00:38:09.969 --> 00:38:11.672 I'll be there. Rashad, handle that for me. 1030 00:38:11.739 --> 00:38:12.807 Yo, Cal, what's up? 1031 00:38:12.873 --> 00:38:14.208 I got you, no worries. 1032 00:38:14.275 --> 00:38:16.543 No! Hell, no, man! He said Rashad. 1033 00:38:16.610 --> 00:38:17.745 No, I don't think he said Rashad. 1034 00:38:17.810 --> 00:38:18.911 -Yeah. -What'd he say? 1035 00:38:18.978 --> 00:38:20.413 Yeah. He said me, Eddie. 1036 00:38:20.480 --> 00:38:21.815 Specifically? 1037 00:38:21.882 --> 00:38:23.684 He called you by name? 1038 00:38:33.393 --> 00:38:36.796 Baby, are you okay? Did anybody hit you? 1039 00:38:36.864 --> 00:38:38.132 No, nothing happened. 1040 00:38:38.197 --> 00:38:39.667 I was just standing there and a fight broke out. 1041 00:38:39.734 --> 00:38:40.801 Don't worry. We're gonna get this 1042 00:38:40.868 --> 00:38:42.168 -all straightened out. -Mom! I'm fine. 1043 00:38:42.235 --> 00:38:44.038 -Let me see your head. -No, Mom, I'm okay. 1044 00:38:44.105 --> 00:38:46.440 My God. It's, like, red right here. 1045 00:38:46.507 --> 00:38:48.008 Goodness. 1046 00:38:48.074 --> 00:38:49.644 Let me see your face. 1047 00:38:54.748 --> 00:38:56.215 So, what happened? 1048 00:38:56.282 --> 00:38:58.118 Well, frankly, Mr. Palmer, 1049 00:38:58.185 --> 00:39:01.221 we're concerned about the people that Jalen's been hanging around with lately. 1050 00:39:01.288 --> 00:39:02.423 Are you talking about Kenny? 1051 00:39:03.190 --> 00:39:04.791 Why would you say that? 1052 00:39:04.857 --> 00:39:07.193 'Cause that's who he's been hanging with every day. 1053 00:39:07.259 --> 00:39:09.595 You guys know I can't talk about anybody else's kids. 1054 00:39:09.663 --> 00:39:11.063 But let me just say this. 1055 00:39:11.130 --> 00:39:13.799 Jalen has shifted over these past few weeks. 1056 00:39:13.866 --> 00:39:15.101 His behavior is different. 1057 00:39:15.168 --> 00:39:16.703 His teachers have noticed it. 1058 00:39:16.770 --> 00:39:18.371 His grades have started to slip. 1059 00:39:18.438 --> 00:39:20.074 And the fight that happened today, 1060 00:39:20.139 --> 00:39:22.875 he was involved in that fight, which turned out to be gang-related. 1061 00:39:22.942 --> 00:39:25.545 What do you mean "involved"? Are you trying to say Jalen's in a gang? 1062 00:39:25.612 --> 00:39:27.947 If he's not already in a gang, 1063 00:39:28.014 --> 00:39:30.283 he's strongly considering joining one. 1064 00:39:30.351 --> 00:39:32.486 No, no. I'm sorry, Jalen... 1065 00:39:32.552 --> 00:39:34.121 He knows better than that. He wouldn't do that. 1066 00:39:34.188 --> 00:39:36.257 I understand why you feel that way, Mrs. Palmer, 1067 00:39:36.322 --> 00:39:39.426 but there's also a reality of what we face in our communities. 1068 00:39:39.493 --> 00:39:41.862 So this year is absolutely critical for him 1069 00:39:41.929 --> 00:39:44.131 to build a foundation to go off to college. 1070 00:39:44.197 --> 00:39:46.667 See? This is what I've been talking about. 1071 00:39:46.734 --> 00:39:48.134 I mean, with Jalen's grades, 1072 00:39:48.201 --> 00:39:49.569 his test scores... 1073 00:39:49.636 --> 00:39:51.438 no way in the world we can't get him a scholarship 1074 00:39:51.505 --> 00:39:53.941 at the private schools, or remember Holy Cross 1075 00:39:54.007 --> 00:39:55.108 I was telling you, that Catholic School? 1076 00:39:55.174 --> 00:39:56.208 We have to talk about this. 1077 00:39:56.275 --> 00:39:57.310 I'll talk to their coach. 1078 00:39:57.377 --> 00:39:59.179 Mr. Palmer, now hold up. 1079 00:39:59.246 --> 00:40:01.514 Hold up. Now, that's not what I was suggesting. 1080 00:40:01.581 --> 00:40:04.351 We want Jalen to be here. The school needs him here. 1081 00:40:04.418 --> 00:40:05.786 For what? 1082 00:40:05.851 --> 00:40:07.087 Seem like y'all losing him. 1083 00:40:07.154 --> 00:40:08.789 Mr. Palmer, I understand... 1084 00:40:08.855 --> 00:40:10.323 I'm supposed to sit here 1085 00:40:10.391 --> 00:40:13.527 and we're going to sacrifice our only son to this system? 1086 00:40:13.594 --> 00:40:14.628 There's gotta be something we can do 1087 00:40:14.694 --> 00:40:15.895 to work together on this. 1088 00:40:15.962 --> 00:40:18.431 Seems like the problem is bigger than you and me. 1089 00:40:19.699 --> 00:40:21.902 So, why are you pointing the finger at Kenny? 1090 00:40:21.969 --> 00:40:26.206 No, look. I've been skeptical about that kid. 1091 00:40:26.272 --> 00:40:27.907 The whole reason he's living with Rashad 1092 00:40:27.973 --> 00:40:30.176 is because he got expelled from school for fighting. 1093 00:40:31.311 --> 00:40:33.413 Probably some gang-related shit. 1094 00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:35.616 I ain't trying to have Jalen get caught up, 1095 00:40:35.683 --> 00:40:38.085 following behind some little wannabe thug. 1096 00:40:38.150 --> 00:40:40.619 So, you know, maybe we just talk to him again 1097 00:40:40.686 --> 00:40:42.156 or we ground him or something. 1098 00:40:42.221 --> 00:40:43.790 I don't know, but don't you think sending him 1099 00:40:43.857 --> 00:40:45.759 to Holy Cross is a little bit extreme? 1100 00:40:45.826 --> 00:40:49.563 After what we just heard? We gotta send him somewhere! 1101 00:40:49.628 --> 00:40:50.764 I'm not trying to get that call 1102 00:40:50.831 --> 00:40:51.932 in the middle of the night 1103 00:40:51.998 --> 00:40:54.167 saying my son is locked up or worse, 1104 00:40:54.234 --> 00:40:56.136 because we didn't act when we had a chance. 1105 00:40:58.371 --> 00:40:59.540 Keep your elbow tucked. 1106 00:41:01.340 --> 00:41:02.810 Catholic school? 1107 00:41:02.875 --> 00:41:05.078 I don't know anybody in Catholic school. 1108 00:41:05.145 --> 00:41:07.982 Good. Maybe it's time for you to meet some Catholics. 1109 00:41:08.047 --> 00:41:10.149 And tomorrow, I'm gonna re-introduce you 1110 00:41:10.217 --> 00:41:12.019 to the concept of a belt. 1111 00:41:12.085 --> 00:41:14.321 Ain't nobody wants to see your butt cheeks hanging out. 1112 00:41:14.386 --> 00:41:15.855 Nobody wears no belts. 1113 00:41:15.922 --> 00:41:17.156 They're corny. 1114 00:41:17.223 --> 00:41:18.692 Yeah, well, so is getting shot. 1115 00:41:20.661 --> 00:41:21.929 When are you going to do something about 1116 00:41:21.994 --> 00:41:24.029 that abomination on your head called locks? 1117 00:41:24.096 --> 00:41:25.498 I'm not cutting my locks. 1118 00:41:25.565 --> 00:41:26.766 You need to do something with them. 1119 00:41:28.601 --> 00:41:29.802 You're the son of a barber, 1120 00:41:29.869 --> 00:41:31.371 you can't be walking around here 1121 00:41:31.438 --> 00:41:33.607 looking like that girl from The Pirates of the Caribbean. 1122 00:41:33.674 --> 00:41:35.141 They're supposed to look like that. 1123 00:41:35.208 --> 00:41:36.543 No, they're not. 1124 00:41:36.610 --> 00:41:38.779 When you going to wash them things, man? 1125 00:41:38.844 --> 00:41:41.848 Walking around smelling like Flavor Flav's wave cap. 1126 00:41:41.915 --> 00:41:43.216 Why are you trying to take everything 1127 00:41:43.284 --> 00:41:44.919 I like away from me? 1128 00:41:49.255 --> 00:41:51.491 Because I love you, that's why. 1129 00:41:53.927 --> 00:41:55.628 So just because you take some long dramatic pause 1130 00:41:55.694 --> 00:41:56.729 before you say something, 1131 00:41:56.797 --> 00:41:59.367 I'm supposed to just accept your words? 1132 00:42:00.433 --> 00:42:01.901 You're so smart, Jalen. 1133 00:42:03.436 --> 00:42:05.705 If you're that smart, keep your elbow tucked. 1134 00:42:05.772 --> 00:42:07.975 My elbow is tucked. My shot is water. 1135 00:42:10.277 --> 00:42:11.645 Your shot sucks. 1136 00:42:12.311 --> 00:42:14.147 Who shot suck? 1137 00:42:14.214 --> 00:42:15.815 Boy, you better ask somebody. 1138 00:42:16.583 --> 00:42:17.985 My shot is butter. 1139 00:42:29.730 --> 00:42:30.731 What up, broski? 1140 00:42:32.132 --> 00:42:33.867 I got your message. 1141 00:42:33.933 --> 00:42:35.668 Shorties is wiling, right? 1142 00:42:35.735 --> 00:42:37.237 How are you? 1143 00:42:37.304 --> 00:42:40.674 Look, I'm going to need you to keep your son away from mine. 1144 00:42:40.741 --> 00:42:42.208 What you talking about? 1145 00:42:42.275 --> 00:42:44.344 You know that gang fight that happened yesterday? 1146 00:42:44.411 --> 00:42:46.413 Kenny got Jalen involved in that shit. 1147 00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:47.847 No, that ain't what happened. 1148 00:42:47.913 --> 00:42:49.248 I talked to Kenny, he said they was 1149 00:42:49.315 --> 00:42:51.084 standing there and the fight broke out. 1150 00:42:51.918 --> 00:42:53.220 And you believed him? 1151 00:42:53.286 --> 00:42:55.855 Yeah, I believe him. He's my son. 1152 00:42:55.922 --> 00:42:57.590 You taking Jalen's word for it. 1153 00:42:57.656 --> 00:42:59.625 You damn right! Jalen ain't never got 1154 00:42:59.692 --> 00:43:01.428 expelled from school for fighting. 1155 00:43:02.462 --> 00:43:03.630 Is it like that? 1156 00:43:04.931 --> 00:43:07.033 I tell you something in confidence, man-to-man, 1157 00:43:07.100 --> 00:43:08.768 and now you throwing that shit back in my face? 1158 00:43:09.768 --> 00:43:11.104 I told you that's who Kenny was 1159 00:43:11.172 --> 00:43:12.472 when he was with his mother. 1160 00:43:12.538 --> 00:43:14.573 He ain't that kid no more, he with me. 1161 00:43:14.641 --> 00:43:16.409 I'm happy for you. 1162 00:43:16.476 --> 00:43:17.777 Nevertheless, 1163 00:43:17.844 --> 00:43:19.378 keep your son away from mine, man, 1164 00:43:19.446 --> 00:43:20.781 or we gonna have a problem. 1165 00:43:23.049 --> 00:43:26.519 Bruh, we got a problem right now. 1166 00:43:29.522 --> 00:43:33.492 Two black fathers bonding in the hood. 1167 00:43:33.560 --> 00:43:34.728 It's rare. 1168 00:43:34.795 --> 00:43:36.496 It's like catching a unicorn. 1169 00:43:36.563 --> 00:43:39.032 You don't see it every day, is what I'm trying to say. Right? 1170 00:43:40.967 --> 00:43:42.636 You want a latte? 1171 00:43:43.837 --> 00:43:47.239 "One-Stop's Home and Office Decoration." 1172 00:43:47.306 --> 00:43:48.707 Ghetto office. 1173 00:43:48.775 --> 00:43:50.478 Ghetto office, you decorate somebody's shit. 1174 00:43:53.380 --> 00:43:54.815 So the dog ate the whole condom? 1175 00:43:54.882 --> 00:43:55.949 Yeah. 1176 00:43:56.016 --> 00:43:57.518 Frame your face. Shit. 1177 00:43:59.819 --> 00:44:01.654 Okay, Eddie. Come on, man. 1178 00:44:03.156 --> 00:44:04.792 You know what, I've happened to have enough of him. 1179 00:44:06.694 --> 00:44:08.527 Lord, they shooting! They shooting out there! 1180 00:44:08.594 --> 00:44:10.062 Eddie, stop playing! Get down! 1181 00:44:10.130 --> 00:44:12.432 Hell! It'll take me too long to get back up. 1182 00:44:12.498 --> 00:44:14.234 I ain't getting down there, it ain't worth it. 1183 00:44:15.034 --> 00:44:16.402 It's fine. 1184 00:44:16.469 --> 00:44:18.205 This ain't Fallujah. Come on. Everybody, stand up. 1185 00:44:21.507 --> 00:44:22.842 My God. I gotta go. 1186 00:44:22.909 --> 00:44:23.944 I can't take it. 1187 00:44:24.011 --> 00:44:25.811 Baby, that's a gang out there. 1188 00:44:25.878 --> 00:44:27.547 It ain't no ice cream truck. 1189 00:44:27.614 --> 00:44:28.882 The idea is stay away from the bullet, 1190 00:44:28.947 --> 00:44:30.049 don't go towards them. 1191 00:44:30.116 --> 00:44:31.450 I don't think you understand, Eddie. 1192 00:44:31.518 --> 00:44:32.886 My car broke down earlier today. 1193 00:44:32.953 --> 00:44:35.288 I can't be caught outside with no car 1194 00:44:35.355 --> 00:44:36.790 and it's dark and they're shooting... 1195 00:44:36.855 --> 00:44:38.390 Draya, I got you. It's crazy right now! 1196 00:44:38.458 --> 00:44:40.160 I gotta get Maya anyway. You're on the way, 1197 00:44:40.226 --> 00:44:41.360 so I got you. 1198 00:44:41.427 --> 00:44:42.895 Are you serious, Rashad? 1199 00:44:42.962 --> 00:44:44.397 Hold on, let me get my stuff. 1200 00:44:45.598 --> 00:44:46.734 Thank you. 1201 00:44:47.935 --> 00:44:49.136 All right. You good, Eddie? 1202 00:44:49.869 --> 00:44:51.205 Yeah, I'm good. 1203 00:44:52.605 --> 00:44:54.607 I need to get on out of here anyway. 1204 00:44:55.475 --> 00:44:57.409 Yeah. No doubt, no doubt. 1205 00:44:57.476 --> 00:44:59.378 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1206 00:44:59.446 --> 00:45:02.683 With all that ass, she ain't safe nowhere. 1207 00:45:02.750 --> 00:45:03.884 The New York Times 1208 00:45:03.949 --> 00:45:05.551 broke this down recently. 1209 00:45:05.618 --> 00:45:07.487 Okay, let's see. 1210 00:45:14.661 --> 00:45:18.231 The second amendment means we have a right to bear arms. 1211 00:45:18.297 --> 00:45:21.502 Should it also mean that there is no place in our... 1212 00:45:35.915 --> 00:45:37.350 I cannot believe that crazy man 1213 00:45:37.417 --> 00:45:39.351 came in the store doing that today. 1214 00:45:39.418 --> 00:45:40.788 He was wild! 1215 00:45:41.587 --> 00:45:43.856 No, he played us all. 1216 00:45:43.924 --> 00:45:44.925 He was crazy. 1217 00:45:44.991 --> 00:45:46.125 Crazy! 1218 00:45:50.630 --> 00:45:52.366 All right, then. 1219 00:45:53.600 --> 00:45:55.002 I'll catch you tomorrow. 1220 00:46:02.808 --> 00:46:04.577 Are you okay, Rashad? 1221 00:46:04.643 --> 00:46:06.612 Like, seriously. 1222 00:46:06.679 --> 00:46:10.049 Like, I don't know, lately you've been so stressed out. 1223 00:46:10.116 --> 00:46:11.818 I'm good! I'm good. 1224 00:46:11.884 --> 00:46:13.118 You good? 1225 00:46:13.185 --> 00:46:14.453 Draya, I'm good. 1226 00:46:14.520 --> 00:46:17.557 Well, if you need anything, 1227 00:46:17.623 --> 00:46:20.493 even if you just want to talk, I'm a great listener. 1228 00:46:21.994 --> 00:46:24.663 I know you cool. I appreciate that. 1229 00:46:24.730 --> 00:46:27.066 I might take you up on that one day. 1230 00:46:28.868 --> 00:46:30.871 Well, what time you gotta pick up Maya? 1231 00:46:32.672 --> 00:46:36.644 Maybe we can go upstairs and we could talk now. 1232 00:46:37.344 --> 00:46:38.679 Come on, Draya. 1233 00:46:39.179 --> 00:46:40.580 What? 1234 00:46:40.647 --> 00:46:41.949 You're inviting me to your house 1235 00:46:42.014 --> 00:46:43.317 just to come and talk? 1236 00:46:44.183 --> 00:46:46.084 As opposed to what? 1237 00:46:46.152 --> 00:46:48.522 I mean, I ain't been out the game that long, Draya. 1238 00:46:49.188 --> 00:46:51.290 Are you serious? 1239 00:46:51.357 --> 00:46:53.259 A pretty girl tries to comfort you 1240 00:46:53.326 --> 00:46:54.528 in your time of stress 1241 00:46:54.594 --> 00:46:55.828 and whatever the hell else you're going through, 1242 00:46:55.895 --> 00:46:58.430 and you gonna take it there with me? 1243 00:46:58.498 --> 00:47:01.268 Look, my bad. I thought you was really... 1244 00:47:01.335 --> 00:47:02.769 Come on. Just because I'm thick, 1245 00:47:02.835 --> 00:47:04.337 it doesn't mean I don't have a soul. 1246 00:47:04.404 --> 00:47:06.005 But the way you was talking, it felt like you wanted to... 1247 00:47:06.072 --> 00:47:07.340 You know what? Good night, Rashad. 1248 00:47:07.406 --> 00:47:08.875 It felt like... I thought you was... 1249 00:47:09.875 --> 00:47:10.976 Good night, Rashad! 1250 00:47:11.043 --> 00:47:12.212 Draya, it felt... 1251 00:47:12.279 --> 00:47:13.847 Draya! Draya! 1252 00:47:15.281 --> 00:47:16.382 Damn! 1253 00:47:17.382 --> 00:47:18.685 Damn... 1254 00:47:19.719 --> 00:47:21.321 Man. 1255 00:47:21.388 --> 00:47:23.156 Man. 1256 00:47:23.221 --> 00:47:25.324 Man, she definitely wanted it. I know she wanted it! 1257 00:47:25.391 --> 00:47:27.827 Hell, yeah! What do you think? 1258 00:47:27.893 --> 00:47:28.962 You think I ain't gonna think that? 1259 00:47:29.027 --> 00:47:30.196 I mean, she got the... 1260 00:47:30.263 --> 00:47:32.565 She sitting there with it all out like, "Yo." 1261 00:47:32.632 --> 00:47:34.467 Leaning over. I mean... 1262 00:47:34.534 --> 00:47:35.568 I ain't tripping, right? 1263 00:47:35.634 --> 00:47:36.869 I ain't been out the game that long. 1264 00:47:36.936 --> 00:47:38.337 You know what I'm saying? 1265 00:47:38.404 --> 00:47:42.575 Damn! She said, "You wanna come inside and talk..." 1266 00:47:44.043 --> 00:47:48.515 She definitely wanted it. Right? Right? 1267 00:47:48.581 --> 00:47:50.516 Baby, I just wanted you to know that you were right! 1268 00:47:50.583 --> 00:47:52.219 You hit the nail on the head. 1269 00:47:52.286 --> 00:47:53.987 -Babe, listen. -You had the hammer! 1270 00:47:54.054 --> 00:47:56.256 We gonna send his heathen ass to Catholic school! 1271 00:47:56.322 --> 00:47:58.391 -Babe, stop it! -I'm gonna call the Catholics. 1272 00:47:58.458 --> 00:48:00.060 I'm gonna call Jesus. Somebody call some Marys. 1273 00:48:00.125 --> 00:48:02.196 -Okay... -The Holy Cross, we coming! 1274 00:48:02.261 --> 00:48:04.063 You and your lady having problems? 1275 00:48:04.130 --> 00:48:06.899 I can help. You know I have counseling services. 1276 00:48:06.965 --> 00:48:09.335 I got single, I got couple, I got group. 1277 00:48:09.402 --> 00:48:12.072 If you choose groups, the responsibilities would be 1278 00:48:12.139 --> 00:48:13.740 to bring in cookies and, or, 1279 00:48:13.806 --> 00:48:15.841 fruit punch every third meeting. 1280 00:48:17.377 --> 00:48:20.413 No, thank you, man. I'm good. We don't need no damn session. 1281 00:48:20.480 --> 00:48:22.449 Here, man. Here's the check. 1282 00:48:23.650 --> 00:48:25.285 Calvin, before I take that check, 1283 00:48:25.351 --> 00:48:27.554 I'm going to tell you, it's non-refundable. 1284 00:48:27.619 --> 00:48:28.788 If I take that check, 1285 00:48:28.855 --> 00:48:30.156 that check goes away. 1286 00:48:30.223 --> 00:48:33.927 And if you don't have that remaining balance on Monday, 1287 00:48:33.993 --> 00:48:35.194 I promise you, 1288 00:48:35.261 --> 00:48:38.063 it is not a homing pigeon, it does not come back. 1289 00:48:38.130 --> 00:48:40.199 You know how Mike Tyson has those birds on that roof? 1290 00:48:40.266 --> 00:48:43.403 He can let those birds go. "Go, go!" You know? 1291 00:48:43.469 --> 00:48:46.639 Birds fly around, birds come back on his hand. 1292 00:48:46.706 --> 00:48:47.941 He looks at that bird. 1293 00:48:48.007 --> 00:48:49.942 Right? 1294 00:48:50.009 --> 00:48:51.378 That ain't gonna happen. You understand? 1295 00:48:51.444 --> 00:48:52.778 I know what non-refundable means. 1296 00:48:52.846 --> 00:48:54.313 It's forfeited. 1297 00:48:54.380 --> 00:48:56.116 I just wanna let you know. 'Cause you're my man. 1298 00:48:56.181 --> 00:48:59.520 Damn, man. Is it One-Stop or nonstop? Take the check. 1299 00:49:02.355 --> 00:49:05.157 Certified check. Nice. 1300 00:49:05.225 --> 00:49:08.261 It's a pleasure doing business with you, Calvin. 1301 00:49:08.328 --> 00:49:09.829 I'm gonna hold off on that handshake 1302 00:49:09.895 --> 00:49:13.766 until you make that remaining balance payment on Monday. 1303 00:49:13.833 --> 00:49:16.935 Just in case you do some nigga shit. 1304 00:49:17.002 --> 00:49:19.305 Hey, don't tell nobody. 1305 00:49:19.371 --> 00:49:22.442 It's going down this weekend, y'all! 1306 00:49:22.507 --> 00:49:24.109 Jackie, what are you talking about now? 1307 00:49:24.177 --> 00:49:26.480 Girl, my husband's got me all stressed out. 1308 00:49:26.547 --> 00:49:29.616 Police got him working back-to-back double shifts. 1309 00:49:29.683 --> 00:49:32.686 Okay. I just need a little touch up now, Angie. 1310 00:49:32.752 --> 00:49:34.319 Touch up? 1311 00:49:35.788 --> 00:49:37.790 No. No, baby, you got to pull them roots 1312 00:49:37.857 --> 00:49:39.692 all the way up like a turnip... 1313 00:49:39.759 --> 00:49:41.293 Turn it over, ball it 1314 00:49:41.360 --> 00:49:42.929 and then put it back in your head. 1315 00:49:44.498 --> 00:49:45.831 Jackie, I mean, no shade, 1316 00:49:45.898 --> 00:49:47.167 but, God, you should be ashamed 1317 00:49:47.232 --> 00:49:48.467 to walk out the house like this. 1318 00:49:48.534 --> 00:49:50.536 Girl, how you gonna say, "No shade," 1319 00:49:50.603 --> 00:49:52.873 and then shade the shit out that lady. 1320 00:49:52.940 --> 00:49:54.273 Thank you. 1321 00:49:54.339 --> 00:49:56.676 Y'all know the boy that got shot didn't make it. 1322 00:49:56.743 --> 00:49:57.844 My God. That's terrible. 1323 00:49:59.011 --> 00:50:00.112 No. 1324 00:50:00.179 --> 00:50:02.281 Pronounced him dead this morning. 1325 00:50:02.348 --> 00:50:04.351 My husband said that this whole thing started 1326 00:50:04.417 --> 00:50:05.518 because of some fight 1327 00:50:05.585 --> 00:50:07.788 that happened over there at the high school. 1328 00:50:08.788 --> 00:50:10.189 Y'all know what happened last time 1329 00:50:10.257 --> 00:50:11.824 one of their leaders got killed. 1330 00:50:11.891 --> 00:50:12.992 It was a bloodbath. 1331 00:50:13.058 --> 00:50:14.659 Well, the police chief's planning on 1332 00:50:14.726 --> 00:50:16.663 doubling the amount of cops on the streets this weekend. 1333 00:50:16.730 --> 00:50:18.398 Man, I'm so tired of this mess! 1334 00:50:18.464 --> 00:50:19.832 Every time I turn around, 1335 00:50:19.900 --> 00:50:21.835 somebody is killing somebody over nothing. 1336 00:50:21.902 --> 00:50:22.936 And what are we supposed to do? 1337 00:50:23.002 --> 00:50:25.138 Lock our doors, don't snitch. 1338 00:50:25.205 --> 00:50:27.172 Pretend like this shit is normal? 1339 00:50:27.239 --> 00:50:28.875 This is bullshit, this is not normal. 1340 00:50:28.942 --> 00:50:31.144 Then we gotta do something about it. 1341 00:50:31.210 --> 00:50:32.412 Shorties out here wiling 1342 00:50:32.478 --> 00:50:34.681 and that's our fault. That's on us. 1343 00:50:34.748 --> 00:50:37.383 Look, if we get people to come to the shop, 1344 00:50:37.449 --> 00:50:40.052 I don't care what neighborhood they from. They from Chatham, 1345 00:50:40.119 --> 00:50:43.255 from Englewood, East Side, crazy, wherever they from, 1346 00:50:43.322 --> 00:50:44.757 we just need people from the city 1347 00:50:44.824 --> 00:50:47.427 to come meet up in the shop, and we just talk. 1348 00:50:47.493 --> 00:50:48.827 And give them a chance to speak. 1349 00:50:48.895 --> 00:50:50.362 They're gonna come up with ideas. 1350 00:50:50.429 --> 00:50:52.598 I think that's a great idea, Rashad. 1351 00:50:52.665 --> 00:50:54.634 Really great idea, baby. 1352 00:50:55.534 --> 00:50:57.036 Well, I say we do it. 1353 00:50:57.103 --> 00:50:58.703 Y'all know we have to do it. 1354 00:50:58.770 --> 00:51:00.038 I mean, the gangs have us scared. 1355 00:51:00.105 --> 00:51:01.407 They're killing everybody. 1356 00:51:01.473 --> 00:51:03.342 We don't wanna walk outside anymore. 1357 00:51:03.409 --> 00:51:05.411 Them people downtown, they aren't moving for us. 1358 00:51:05.478 --> 00:51:06.779 I mean, if we don't do something, 1359 00:51:06.846 --> 00:51:08.548 no one's gonna save our community. 1360 00:51:08.614 --> 00:51:10.516 We gotta take our streets back. 1361 00:51:22.328 --> 00:51:23.562 Action, LeShawn! 1362 00:51:23.630 --> 00:51:25.064 Stacia! Sorry, action, Stacia! 1363 00:51:25.130 --> 00:51:26.431 Stop the violence, y'all! 1364 00:51:26.498 --> 00:51:28.466 Exactly. Calvin's Shop. 1365 00:51:28.534 --> 00:51:29.603 That's what I'm talking about! 1366 00:51:29.668 --> 00:51:30.936 Come on, man! 1367 00:51:31.002 --> 00:51:31.904 You watch that booty shaking! 1368 00:51:31.971 --> 00:51:33.473 -Calvin's Shop... -Listen, guys! 1369 00:51:33.540 --> 00:51:35.308 We know you don't care about your community, 1370 00:51:35.375 --> 00:51:37.243 but you gotta care about this. 1371 00:51:37.310 --> 00:51:38.610 Please come down to Calvin's Shop tonight 1372 00:51:38.677 --> 00:51:39.878 for the community summit, 1373 00:51:39.946 --> 00:51:41.614 because dreams apparently 1374 00:51:41.681 --> 00:51:43.616 are being deferred even as we speak. 1375 00:51:43.683 --> 00:51:45.552 Yeah! I think we got it. 1376 00:51:48.020 --> 00:51:49.488 Okay. 1377 00:51:54.293 --> 00:51:56.029 Move! 1378 00:51:57.230 --> 00:51:58.898 Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! 1379 00:51:58.965 --> 00:52:01.000 You can look, but do not touch. 1380 00:52:01.067 --> 00:52:02.335 Look back at it. 1381 00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:04.136 -You like that? -I'm good. 1382 00:52:04.203 --> 00:52:05.338 We're out in the street, you know. 1383 00:52:05.404 --> 00:52:06.505 This isn't the privacy of your own bedroom. 1384 00:52:06.572 --> 00:52:07.641 Yeah, girl! 1385 00:52:16.181 --> 00:52:18.350 We wanna thank y'all for being here. 1386 00:52:18.418 --> 00:52:20.820 There's still seats available if you need a seat. 1387 00:52:20.886 --> 00:52:22.087 It's important that we all are here 1388 00:52:22.154 --> 00:52:23.656 because this is our community. 1389 00:52:23.723 --> 00:52:25.157 And it's up to us to change it, 1390 00:52:25.225 --> 00:52:27.427 so, we wanna hear y'all ideas. 1391 00:52:27.493 --> 00:52:29.461 I was thinking more like a benefit concert. 1392 00:52:29.529 --> 00:52:31.264 You know, something for the kids. 1393 00:52:31.331 --> 00:52:32.832 I think we should just call up Kanye 1394 00:52:32.897 --> 00:52:34.366 and have him come on out and perform. 1395 00:52:34.433 --> 00:52:36.002 Yes! 1396 00:52:36.868 --> 00:52:38.637 He ain't coming around y'all 1397 00:52:38.705 --> 00:52:41.208 broke negroes. Are you serious right now? 1398 00:52:41.273 --> 00:52:43.208 Look, Kanye a Kardashian now. 1399 00:52:43.275 --> 00:52:45.011 He wears dresses now. 1400 00:52:45.076 --> 00:52:47.045 I seen him on TV, he had a skirt on. 1401 00:52:47.112 --> 00:52:48.313 His knees were showing. 1402 00:52:48.380 --> 00:52:50.616 All right, all right, all right. Relax! 1403 00:52:52.018 --> 00:52:53.019 What about R. Kelly? 1404 00:52:53.085 --> 00:52:54.219 What? 1405 00:52:54.286 --> 00:52:56.288 R. Kelly? For a kids benefit? 1406 00:52:56.355 --> 00:52:57.823 Kelly love the kids. 1407 00:52:57.891 --> 00:52:59.993 Yeah, he can teach them how to make home movies. 1408 00:53:00.058 --> 00:53:01.159 No, he didn't. 1409 00:53:01.226 --> 00:53:03.696 All right, already! Leave him alone! 1410 00:53:03.763 --> 00:53:05.965 Do you realize how much good quality 1411 00:53:06.031 --> 00:53:07.465 R&B we have missed out on, 1412 00:53:07.532 --> 00:53:09.902 because y'all keep bringing up that same old bull? 1413 00:53:09.969 --> 00:53:11.304 -Da... -The last albums he made, 1414 00:53:11.371 --> 00:53:14.574 Them albums was made out of pure stress. 1415 00:53:14.639 --> 00:53:17.342 Does anybody else have any other ideas? 1416 00:53:17.409 --> 00:53:19.344 I'd like to say something. 1417 00:53:19.411 --> 00:53:20.980 Look, Eddie, you once said 1418 00:53:21.047 --> 00:53:22.882 that the barbershop is the pillar of the neighborhood. 1419 00:53:22.949 --> 00:53:24.184 Damn right! 1420 00:53:24.250 --> 00:53:25.685 So we use that, right? 1421 00:53:25.750 --> 00:53:28.154 We turn the shop into our safe space for the weekend. 1422 00:53:28.221 --> 00:53:29.589 All right? Neutral grounds where both sides 1423 00:53:29.656 --> 00:53:30.889 can come together peacefully. 1424 00:53:30.956 --> 00:53:32.424 I like that. Yeah. 1425 00:53:32.491 --> 00:53:33.692 Turn this place into Switzerland. 1426 00:53:33.759 --> 00:53:34.993 Exactly! 1427 00:53:35.060 --> 00:53:36.528 Ain't no way in hell the South Side 1428 00:53:36.596 --> 00:53:38.831 is ever going to resemble any parts of Switzerland. 1429 00:53:38.898 --> 00:53:40.600 I don't even know no black Swiss. 1430 00:53:40.667 --> 00:53:41.833 I mean, Swizz Beatz. 1431 00:53:41.900 --> 00:53:43.034 Is he black? 1432 00:53:43.101 --> 00:53:44.203 Or is he white? 1433 00:53:44.270 --> 00:53:46.072 You know, he is a little beige. 1434 00:53:46.139 --> 00:53:48.241 He might be Swiss. I mean... 1435 00:53:48.308 --> 00:53:50.944 He named himself to it. So, he's Swiss. He's Swiss. 1436 00:53:51.009 --> 00:53:52.111 Can we get back to it? 1437 00:53:52.177 --> 00:53:54.013 We could try to get both sides to come together 1438 00:53:54.080 --> 00:53:55.915 and agree to a ceasefire. 1439 00:53:55.982 --> 00:53:57.516 And then we can get the Chicago celebs 1440 00:53:57.583 --> 00:53:59.118 to tweet about it and talk about it. 1441 00:53:59.185 --> 00:54:00.552 Get them to support. 1442 00:54:00.619 --> 00:54:01.888 That's good, Jerrod. 1443 00:54:01.955 --> 00:54:03.255 You know what, he's right. 1444 00:54:03.322 --> 00:54:05.859 That means that we have to give them something to see. 1445 00:54:05.924 --> 00:54:07.859 Yeah, maybe we could just give away free gifts. 1446 00:54:07.927 --> 00:54:09.195 Like a radio promotion. 1447 00:54:09.261 --> 00:54:10.462 Yes! 1448 00:54:10.529 --> 00:54:12.031 And who's supposed to pay for these free gifts? 1449 00:54:12.098 --> 00:54:16.201 Draya is right, we need some incentive to bring people out. 1450 00:54:16.268 --> 00:54:18.069 I don't want to state the obvious here, 1451 00:54:18.136 --> 00:54:19.905 but this is a barbershop. 1452 00:54:19.971 --> 00:54:22.741 We could just do what we already do. For free. 1453 00:54:22.808 --> 00:54:24.243 Free cuts the whole weekend? 1454 00:54:24.310 --> 00:54:26.545 You know how much money we pull in on Saturday alone? 1455 00:54:26.612 --> 00:54:28.147 Do you know how much we're gonna lose 1456 00:54:28.214 --> 00:54:29.215 if that enclosure happens? 1457 00:54:30.350 --> 00:54:31.551 It's a great idea, Calvin. 1458 00:54:31.618 --> 00:54:33.052 It is. It is a great idea. 1459 00:54:33.118 --> 00:54:34.620 Yeah, a 48-hour ceasefire, 1460 00:54:34.686 --> 00:54:37.556 with unlimited free cuts and styling. 1461 00:54:37.623 --> 00:54:39.793 I mean, come on, who could turn that down? 1462 00:54:39.859 --> 00:54:42.094 I... I propose that Gangsta Grub 1463 00:54:42.161 --> 00:54:43.496 be the official caterer for this. 1464 00:54:43.561 --> 00:54:45.130 Yeah, I bet you would. 1465 00:54:45.197 --> 00:54:46.598 Hell, yeah, dude! You know how much money 1466 00:54:46.665 --> 00:54:47.833 I can make out on these streets 1467 00:54:47.900 --> 00:54:49.068 in a 48-hour spa... 1468 00:54:50.302 --> 00:54:52.772 To donate to the Boys and Girls Club! 1469 00:54:52.837 --> 00:54:54.172 That's R. Kelly's favorite. 1470 00:54:54.239 --> 00:54:55.908 Listen here, Bollyhood! 1471 00:54:55.975 --> 00:54:57.444 Leave Kels alone, God damn it, 1472 00:54:57.509 --> 00:54:59.145 I say, God damn it, leave Kels alone! 1473 00:55:00.246 --> 00:55:01.948 Sorry about that, go ahead. 1474 00:55:02.014 --> 00:55:03.984 Then I think that we have a plan! 1475 00:55:10.824 --> 00:55:13.659 Hold up, hold up. We've got one little problem. 1476 00:55:13.726 --> 00:55:15.462 Y'all know to have a ceasefire, 1477 00:55:15.527 --> 00:55:18.665 we got to get the shot callers to call a truce. 1478 00:55:18.732 --> 00:55:20.199 Y'all know what happened the last time 1479 00:55:20.266 --> 00:55:22.435 we got Marquis and Jay up in here. 1480 00:55:22.502 --> 00:55:23.969 It was damn near World War III. 1481 00:55:24.036 --> 00:55:25.272 Yeah. Yeah. 1482 00:55:26.873 --> 00:55:28.107 But you know what? What if we made 1483 00:55:28.174 --> 00:55:29.609 that mix-up happen again? 1484 00:55:43.889 --> 00:55:45.824 This is just a terrible idea. 1485 00:55:45.891 --> 00:55:47.393 Yeah. "Let's cause a little mix-up. 1486 00:55:47.460 --> 00:55:49.295 "Let's make that mix-up happen again." 1487 00:55:49.362 --> 00:55:50.663 That was the dumbest thing you ever said. 1488 00:55:50.730 --> 00:55:51.998 Do you know who these people are? 1489 00:55:52.063 --> 00:55:53.299 They are murderers. 1490 00:55:53.366 --> 00:55:54.867 They don't work at the grocery store, and if they did, 1491 00:55:54.933 --> 00:55:56.835 they would be butchers. 1492 00:55:56.902 --> 00:55:58.069 Quiet! 1493 00:55:58.136 --> 00:56:01.005 Thank God you wore a G-Unit bulletproof vest. 1494 00:56:01.072 --> 00:56:02.908 Yeah, it worked for 50! 1495 00:56:02.976 --> 00:56:07.179 No, it didn't, actually. He got shot in the face! 1496 00:56:07.246 --> 00:56:09.248 He got shot in the face? 1497 00:56:09.315 --> 00:56:11.150 Draya! What's up, baby girl? 1498 00:56:12.585 --> 00:56:14.019 Hold up, Calvin! What's going on in here? 1499 00:56:14.085 --> 00:56:15.854 Is this a set-up? 1500 00:56:15.920 --> 00:56:17.889 Listen to me. Jay! Jay! 1501 00:56:17.956 --> 00:56:19.290 No, stop! 1502 00:56:19.357 --> 00:56:20.658 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1503 00:56:20.726 --> 00:56:22.595 Hold on! 1504 00:56:22.661 --> 00:56:24.163 Hold on! Wait a minute! 1505 00:56:24.230 --> 00:56:25.598 I wish you would, boy! 1506 00:56:25.665 --> 00:56:26.900 Listen! Now, I've been knowing you guys 1507 00:56:26.965 --> 00:56:28.534 for about 20 years, man. 1508 00:56:28.601 --> 00:56:29.936 My father used to cut both of your heads! 1509 00:56:30.002 --> 00:56:31.371 Come on, bruh. 1510 00:56:31.436 --> 00:56:33.538 Out of respect for him and the shop, man, hear us out. 1511 00:56:33.605 --> 00:56:35.507 We're asking y'all for ten minutes. 1512 00:56:35.574 --> 00:56:37.476 That's all we asking for, bruh. 1513 00:56:40.346 --> 00:56:42.114 I need more time, God. 1514 00:56:42.181 --> 00:56:43.683 I don't wanna die a virgin. 1515 00:56:43.750 --> 00:56:45.117 Come on, Jason. 1516 00:56:45.183 --> 00:56:46.551 Come on, G. Come on, man. 1517 00:56:46.618 --> 00:56:48.186 Let's do this, man. 1518 00:56:48.253 --> 00:56:49.422 Have a seat. 1519 00:56:58.163 --> 00:56:59.598 We all good. Come on, big boy. 1520 00:56:59.665 --> 00:57:02.468 Sit on down for a second. Get on. 1521 00:57:16.047 --> 00:57:17.250 Are we good? 1522 00:57:19.719 --> 00:57:21.587 Hey, Rev. 1523 00:57:21.654 --> 00:57:24.857 15 fish dinners for bingo night? 1524 00:57:24.924 --> 00:57:26.726 Hell, yeah! 1525 00:57:26.792 --> 00:57:28.360 I mean, praise God! 1526 00:57:28.427 --> 00:57:30.730 How about some sweet potato pie? All right. 1527 00:57:31.931 --> 00:57:34.266 All right! What's cooking? Daddy's home! 1528 00:57:34.333 --> 00:57:35.535 J.D., don't come up in here 1529 00:57:35.601 --> 00:57:36.868 with all that shit today, okay? 1530 00:57:36.935 --> 00:57:37.703 We don't have time for that shit. 1531 00:57:37.770 --> 00:57:39.071 -Okay? -Mabel. 1532 00:57:39.138 --> 00:57:41.574 What did I ask you to do? More of this. More parsley. 1533 00:57:41.641 --> 00:57:43.676 Okay? You? You better hurry it up! 1534 00:57:43.743 --> 00:57:45.612 Okay, I don't even know why he got a goddamn hairnet on. 1535 00:57:45.679 --> 00:57:48.014 He don't even have no hair. You guys are tripping! 1536 00:57:48.081 --> 00:57:49.248 -That's good. -Lord have mercy. 1537 00:57:49.315 --> 00:57:50.950 More flour. Put some more. Don't be scared. 1538 00:57:51.016 --> 00:57:52.252 You didn't buy it! 1539 00:57:52.317 --> 00:57:53.552 It's gotta be out of here by 2:00. 1540 00:57:53.618 --> 00:57:54.720 You have a break yet? 1541 00:57:54.788 --> 00:57:56.222 Knead it, knead it! Knead it 1542 00:57:56.288 --> 00:57:58.090 like you knead a bitch's ass. Okay? 1543 00:57:58.157 --> 00:57:59.759 -Come on! -Mabel. 1544 00:57:59.826 --> 00:58:01.260 What happened to us giving them a break? 1545 00:58:01.326 --> 00:58:02.395 For what? 1546 00:58:02.460 --> 00:58:03.862 We've got to keep the talent healthy. 1547 00:58:03.929 --> 00:58:05.364 Negro, I'm the talent. 1548 00:58:06.866 --> 00:58:09.469 You got me twisted on there, talking about the talent. 1549 00:58:09.534 --> 00:58:11.870 You ain't doing shit out there worth a damn... 1550 00:58:11.936 --> 00:58:14.139 You may be the talent, but I'm the face. 1551 00:58:14.206 --> 00:58:15.507 All right? 1552 00:58:17.342 --> 00:58:18.743 Look, Nana... 1553 00:58:18.810 --> 00:58:22.981 We don't want this gravy train to stop flowing anytime soon. 1554 00:58:24.616 --> 00:58:25.884 Look at that? 1555 00:58:26.853 --> 00:58:28.555 That's just from this morning. 1556 00:58:29.654 --> 00:58:31.389 Talent! You all take five. 1557 00:58:31.456 --> 00:58:32.657 Go. 1558 00:58:32.725 --> 00:58:34.326 Talent, take six. 1559 00:58:38.331 --> 00:58:40.032 I know it seems like a lot. 1560 00:58:40.098 --> 00:58:41.734 But we just asking for two days. 1561 00:58:42.935 --> 00:58:44.770 Two days and no bloodshed. 1562 00:58:44.837 --> 00:58:46.105 Exactly, gentlemen. 1563 00:58:46.172 --> 00:58:48.307 Not to oversell it, but what's gonna happen is, 1564 00:58:48.373 --> 00:58:49.574 you guys go home for the weekend, 1565 00:58:49.641 --> 00:58:51.275 and all your friends on Friday 1566 00:58:51.342 --> 00:58:53.245 will still be alive come Monday morning. 1567 00:58:54.647 --> 00:58:55.915 It's not a bad deal. 1568 00:59:03.322 --> 00:59:04.557 Why'd I do that? 1569 00:59:04.623 --> 00:59:07.359 Look, all we trying to say, man, is, 1570 00:59:07.427 --> 00:59:09.829 we got sons, I know y'all got kids, 1571 00:59:09.895 --> 00:59:11.330 and we just trying to make sure 1572 00:59:11.397 --> 00:59:13.464 our kids get to their 18th birthday. 1573 00:59:13.531 --> 00:59:15.100 And 19th and 20th. 1574 00:59:15.168 --> 00:59:17.336 And it gotta start somewhere, man. 1575 00:59:17.402 --> 00:59:19.638 And we say it starts here this weekend 1576 00:59:19.705 --> 00:59:21.107 for two days. 1577 00:59:21.906 --> 00:59:23.808 But we need y'all. 1578 00:59:23.875 --> 00:59:25.844 Y'all the shot callers. 1579 00:59:25.911 --> 00:59:28.047 We just need y'all to call some shots. 1580 00:59:49.768 --> 00:59:51.136 I'm in. 1581 00:59:52.705 --> 00:59:54.641 Because of you, Cal. 1582 00:59:55.741 --> 00:59:57.243 Appreciate it, man. 1583 01:00:03.648 --> 01:00:05.051 I got you. 1584 01:00:08.654 --> 01:00:09.722 All right, everybody, 1585 01:00:09.788 --> 01:00:11.556 we're good to go this weekend. 1586 01:00:11.623 --> 01:00:13.426 All right, there we go. 1587 01:00:13.491 --> 01:00:14.627 Let's get ready. 1588 01:00:14.692 --> 01:00:15.794 Yes, sir. 1589 01:00:15.862 --> 01:00:18.531 Hey, thanks for taking care of me earlier, Rashad. 1590 01:00:18.598 --> 01:00:20.500 -I really appreciate it. -We all good. 1591 01:00:21.167 --> 01:00:22.634 And... 1592 01:00:22.701 --> 01:00:25.003 Thanks for giving me a ride home the other night. 1593 01:00:25.071 --> 01:00:27.273 You were a real gentleman, Shady-Shad. 1594 01:00:33.511 --> 01:00:35.246 So you took the bitch home. 1595 01:00:35.313 --> 01:00:37.616 Look, she needed a ride home so I gave her a ride home. 1596 01:00:37.683 --> 01:00:38.851 I'm a good dude. 1597 01:00:38.917 --> 01:00:40.386 It was night time, she was by herself. 1598 01:00:40.453 --> 01:00:41.987 I wasn't gonna leave her out there. 1599 01:00:42.054 --> 01:00:43.422 It's crazy out there. What else was I supposed to do? 1600 01:00:43.489 --> 01:00:45.023 Draya works in a barbershop. 1601 01:00:45.089 --> 01:00:46.292 There were plenty of other good dudes 1602 01:00:46.359 --> 01:00:47.393 who could've taken her home. 1603 01:00:47.460 --> 01:00:48.659 Why'd you have to be the one? 1604 01:00:48.726 --> 01:00:49.895 Because it was on the way. 1605 01:00:49.962 --> 01:00:51.129 Bullshit! 1606 01:00:51.196 --> 01:00:52.565 I know girls like Draya. 1607 01:00:52.632 --> 01:00:55.134 I see through her fake lashes, and her watermelon ass, 1608 01:00:55.201 --> 01:00:57.136 and her whole damsel-in-distress routine. 1609 01:00:57.201 --> 01:00:58.736 She wants you, Rashad. 1610 01:00:58.804 --> 01:01:01.072 Are you dumb enough to fall into that girl's trap? 1611 01:01:01.139 --> 01:01:02.273 Terri... 1612 01:01:02.340 --> 01:01:04.210 You come home every other night 1613 01:01:04.275 --> 01:01:06.645 from some video shoot or some athlete's commercial. 1614 01:01:06.712 --> 01:01:08.447 Do I ever question it? 1615 01:01:08.514 --> 01:01:10.282 No, because I trust you. 1616 01:01:10.348 --> 01:01:12.617 I know you hold me down, I'm holding you down. 1617 01:01:12.685 --> 01:01:15.087 I don't care, I don't like that bitch. 1618 01:01:15.154 --> 01:01:17.056 Look, I promise you... 1619 01:01:17.123 --> 01:01:19.891 I promise you, there's nothing going on with me and Draya. 1620 01:01:19.958 --> 01:01:21.493 I need you to know that, okay? 1621 01:01:23.395 --> 01:01:24.496 Pull your pants down. 1622 01:01:24.563 --> 01:01:25.732 What? 1623 01:01:25.797 --> 01:01:26.831 Pull your pants down, we're doing it. 1624 01:01:26.898 --> 01:01:28.132 What the hell are you doing, girl? 1625 01:01:28.199 --> 01:01:29.968 Stepping up my lazy side booty game. 1626 01:01:30.036 --> 01:01:31.070 -Let's go. -Yo, chill out. 1627 01:01:31.136 --> 01:01:32.403 -Be quiet. -I am being quiet. 1628 01:01:32.471 --> 01:01:33.540 You're gonna wake her up. 1629 01:01:33.605 --> 01:01:35.139 I don't care, we can be quiet. Let's go. 1630 01:01:35.206 --> 01:01:36.808 Chill out! Chill out! Look... 1631 01:01:36.875 --> 01:01:39.110 We ain't having sex on demand, I ain't no piece of meat. 1632 01:01:39.177 --> 01:01:40.679 -"Let's go." Look... -Whatever. 1633 01:01:41.746 --> 01:01:43.081 Get up in it. 1634 01:01:45.217 --> 01:01:46.920 Get up in it. Now! 1635 01:01:48.186 --> 01:01:49.688 I mean... 1636 01:01:49.755 --> 01:01:52.325 I am aroused though, I ain't gonna lie. 1637 01:01:52.391 --> 01:01:54.860 But I got this sofrito sauce on the stove, I'll be back. 1638 01:01:54.927 --> 01:01:57.597 What? You're just proving my point! 1639 01:01:57.663 --> 01:02:00.065 And your sofrito sauce don't taste better than me! 1640 01:02:04.002 --> 01:02:06.004 You're not going nowhere. 1641 01:02:07.308 --> 01:02:08.541 Not this weekend. 1642 01:02:08.607 --> 01:02:10.676 It's too crazy out there on them streets. 1643 01:02:10.743 --> 01:02:12.511 But, Dad, there's a three on three tournament this weekend! 1644 01:02:12.578 --> 01:02:14.513 I don't care about no basketball. 1645 01:02:14.580 --> 01:02:15.947 Do you know your mama found 1646 01:02:16.014 --> 01:02:17.917 gang paraphernalia in your drawer? 1647 01:02:18.683 --> 01:02:20.485 In my house! 1648 01:02:20.552 --> 01:02:21.987 Now how am I supposed to trust you? 1649 01:02:22.054 --> 01:02:23.722 Man, this ain't fair! 1650 01:02:23.788 --> 01:02:26.157 None of my team has gotta deal with these stupid rules! 1651 01:02:26.225 --> 01:02:27.993 You know why? Do you know why? 1652 01:02:28.060 --> 01:02:29.694 Because most of those knuckleheads 1653 01:02:29.761 --> 01:02:31.663 ain't even got a father to look out for them anyway. 1654 01:02:31.730 --> 01:02:33.165 But they look out for me. 1655 01:02:33.232 --> 01:02:34.532 When I'm at school, 1656 01:02:34.600 --> 01:02:36.002 my boys are the ones that got my back. 1657 01:02:36.067 --> 01:02:38.302 Who you talking about? You talking about Kenny? 1658 01:02:38.369 --> 01:02:40.639 You think that's your boy? 1659 01:02:40.706 --> 01:02:43.176 Why you always gotta say something about Kenny? 1660 01:02:43.241 --> 01:02:44.877 Aren't you and Uncle Shad like brothers? 1661 01:02:44.944 --> 01:02:46.677 -Why you always tripping? -Hey! 1662 01:02:46.744 --> 01:02:48.413 You watch your mouth, Jalen! 1663 01:02:48.480 --> 01:02:50.917 Now, I'm not one of your friends, okay? 1664 01:02:50.984 --> 01:02:52.484 I don't see why you don't understand 1665 01:02:52.551 --> 01:02:54.152 how dangerous it is out there 1666 01:02:54.219 --> 01:02:57.089 and that we don't approve of who you're associating with! 1667 01:02:57.156 --> 01:02:58.324 What? You want me to hang out 1668 01:02:58.389 --> 01:02:59.558 with the cornball that cleans the shop? 1669 01:02:59.625 --> 01:03:00.826 What's wrong with Anthony? 1670 01:03:00.893 --> 01:03:02.895 Why is it corny to be smart? 1671 01:03:02.962 --> 01:03:05.429 Why is it corny to do what you ask? 1672 01:03:05.496 --> 01:03:07.933 Why is it corny to handle your business? 1673 01:03:08.000 --> 01:03:10.770 That's not corny, son. That's being a man. 1674 01:03:15.241 --> 01:03:17.877 Look, J... I know you're mad. 1675 01:03:17.944 --> 01:03:19.244 I know you're upset. 1676 01:03:19.310 --> 01:03:20.912 But listen, 1677 01:03:20.980 --> 01:03:22.748 you gotta realize how lucky you are 1678 01:03:22.813 --> 01:03:24.116 to have two parents 1679 01:03:24.183 --> 01:03:26.051 that wanna know where you are, what you're doing, 1680 01:03:26.118 --> 01:03:27.886 who you're associating with. 1681 01:03:27.953 --> 01:03:29.088 That's important. 1682 01:03:29.154 --> 01:03:30.656 You're lucky. 1683 01:03:31.924 --> 01:03:33.192 I don't feel lucky. 1684 01:03:34.592 --> 01:03:36.895 My life would be so much better if you wasn't in it. 1685 01:03:36.962 --> 01:03:38.297 What? What'd you say? Jalen! 1686 01:03:38.362 --> 01:03:39.931 -Did you hear him? -Baby, please wait! Hey! 1687 01:03:39.998 --> 01:03:41.199 Hey, boy! 1688 01:03:41.266 --> 01:03:42.435 Did you hear what he said? 1689 01:03:42.500 --> 01:03:43.768 I know, but listen, he didn't mean it! 1690 01:03:43.835 --> 01:03:46.104 He's angry and he's 14. 1691 01:03:46.172 --> 01:03:48.307 Well, I'm angry and I'm older than 14. 1692 01:03:48.373 --> 01:03:50.208 -Boy, you ain't white! -Okay, babe... 1693 01:03:50.275 --> 01:03:52.778 Listen, at some point, he's gonna realize 1694 01:03:52.844 --> 01:03:54.813 that we're doing all of this because we love him. 1695 01:03:54.880 --> 01:03:56.782 -But he's not a tough guy. -I know. 1696 01:03:56.848 --> 01:03:59.451 He's trying to act like it. Boy, you not a tough guy! 1697 01:03:59.518 --> 01:04:01.387 Hey, I know that. 1698 01:04:01.453 --> 01:04:03.488 South Side's no place to flex. 1699 01:04:05.558 --> 01:04:07.993 You ain't got it like that, you need to ease back 1700 01:04:08.060 --> 01:04:10.462 'cause the consequences out here are way too thin. 1701 01:04:10.529 --> 01:04:13.331 I know, but clearly, he's going through something. 1702 01:04:14.500 --> 01:04:17.469 But you and me? We raised a smart kid. 1703 01:04:17.536 --> 01:04:19.138 He's gonna turn around. 1704 01:04:19.203 --> 01:04:20.339 Trust me. 1705 01:04:22.241 --> 01:04:23.743 Hope so. 1706 01:04:26.378 --> 01:04:30.315 Unlike New York and LA, there has been a spike 1707 01:04:30.382 --> 01:04:33.452 in the number of homicides in Chicago in the last year. 1708 01:04:33.518 --> 01:04:36.087 You think anybody who's not a regular will show up? 1709 01:04:36.154 --> 01:04:39.358 Yeah, everyone likes free shit. 1710 01:04:39.424 --> 01:04:41.627 That's not exactly what we're doing this for though. 1711 01:04:41.692 --> 01:04:43.328 You really think the neighborhood's gonna agree 1712 01:04:43.395 --> 01:04:45.264 to be peaceful for two days? 1713 01:04:45.331 --> 01:04:47.633 I can't think of the last time we went two hours 1714 01:04:47.699 --> 01:04:49.835 without gunfire popping off around here. 1715 01:04:49.900 --> 01:04:52.003 We gonna make it happen this weekend. 1716 01:04:52.071 --> 01:04:53.806 So what? What happens after that? 1717 01:04:53.873 --> 01:04:55.706 The enclosure just magically stops? 1718 01:04:55.773 --> 01:04:57.942 Exactly. It ain't like politicians 1719 01:04:58.009 --> 01:04:59.511 really listen to the people anyway. 1720 01:04:59.578 --> 01:05:00.880 So we're gonna make them listen. 1721 01:05:00.946 --> 01:05:02.315 The shop staying open 1722 01:05:02.380 --> 01:05:03.982 depends on the success of this ceasefire 1723 01:05:04.049 --> 01:05:05.485 and how much press we get. 1724 01:05:05.551 --> 01:05:07.552 Check this out. I already created a Twitter campaign. 1725 01:05:07.618 --> 01:05:09.287 #BarbershopSaves TheNeighborhood. 1726 01:05:09.355 --> 01:05:11.824 Now, look, we get a few celebrities to tweet that out, 1727 01:05:11.891 --> 01:05:13.058 we'll go viral in no time. 1728 01:05:13.125 --> 01:05:14.693 I'll tell you what. 1729 01:05:14.759 --> 01:05:16.995 If you can get this to be a trending topic on Twitter, 1730 01:05:17.063 --> 01:05:18.363 I'll vote Democrat the next election. 1731 01:05:18.429 --> 01:05:19.632 Deal. 1732 01:05:19.699 --> 01:05:21.800 This just got very interesting. 1733 01:05:21.866 --> 01:05:23.334 -What up, everybody? -Yo-yo. 1734 01:05:23.402 --> 01:05:25.304 -Am I early or late? -Both. 1735 01:05:25.371 --> 01:05:26.439 My man. 1736 01:05:29.942 --> 01:05:31.409 Come on. 1737 01:05:32.944 --> 01:05:35.913 I don't think we should. What do you think? 1738 01:05:35.980 --> 01:05:37.315 Made him get in the game injured, man. 1739 01:05:37.382 --> 01:05:39.417 That's why we couldn't do nothing last week. 1740 01:05:39.485 --> 01:05:41.821 Head must tilt a certain way. 1741 01:05:41.886 --> 01:05:43.087 I'm just fond of shit. 1742 01:05:43.154 --> 01:05:44.723 I like that. 1743 01:05:44.790 --> 01:05:46.824 I'll set that down there. 1744 01:05:46.891 --> 01:05:48.125 Thank you! Appreciate it. 1745 01:05:48.192 --> 01:05:49.795 Thank you for the work. Appreciate it. 1746 01:06:03.174 --> 01:06:04.877 This is low as I can go really. 1747 01:06:04.944 --> 01:06:07.246 I can't go much lower than this now. 1748 01:06:07.313 --> 01:06:08.313 Is this decaf? 1749 01:06:08.380 --> 01:06:09.381 Yeah, cold brew's for me. 1750 01:06:09.447 --> 01:06:10.614 Good looking out, A. 1751 01:06:10.681 --> 01:06:12.884 Yeah, no problem. 1752 01:06:12.951 --> 01:06:14.587 All right, my man. Thanks for coming. 1753 01:06:14.652 --> 01:06:16.421 -Yo, who next? -I got you, Cal. 1754 01:06:24.830 --> 01:06:26.165 There you go. 1755 01:06:27.098 --> 01:06:28.699 How is it out there? 1756 01:06:28.766 --> 01:06:31.536 Streets is quiet, feels good. 1757 01:06:31.603 --> 01:06:32.905 It's actually starting to feel a little normal. 1758 01:06:32.971 --> 01:06:34.639 -Okay. -Yes, sir. 1759 01:06:34.706 --> 01:06:35.840 All right, ma. 1760 01:06:35.907 --> 01:06:36.976 Bye, Anthony-Shmanthony. 1761 01:06:41.212 --> 01:06:43.715 Girl, I know. 1762 01:06:43.781 --> 01:06:45.717 That was probably crazy. 1763 01:06:45.784 --> 01:06:47.552 Bitch, we've been in here 17 hours. 1764 01:06:47.619 --> 01:06:49.253 You know, I am half delirious. 1765 01:06:50.522 --> 01:06:52.257 So what'd he say? 1766 01:06:52.324 --> 01:06:54.226 Angie, do you wanna get that? 1767 01:06:57.061 --> 01:06:58.496 Stop, Tewana, stop! What the fuck? 1768 01:06:58.563 --> 01:06:59.797 I'm the owner today? 1769 01:07:02.500 --> 01:07:03.835 Calvin's shop, Bree speaking. 1770 01:07:03.902 --> 01:07:05.237 May I speak to Calvin, please? 1771 01:07:05.304 --> 01:07:07.139 Yeah, one second. Calvin, it's for you. 1772 01:07:07.206 --> 01:07:08.673 Who is it? 1773 01:07:08.739 --> 01:07:10.475 I'm sorry, may I ask who's calling? 1774 01:07:10.542 --> 01:07:12.344 It's me, girl! 1775 01:07:12.411 --> 01:07:13.679 Why you acting all business like? 1776 01:07:13.746 --> 01:07:14.914 It's One-Stop. 1777 01:07:17.248 --> 01:07:18.717 I'll answer it in the back. 1778 01:07:20.319 --> 01:07:21.520 Yeah, he's gonna take it in the back. 1779 01:07:21.585 --> 01:07:22.654 It's like that? 1780 01:07:22.721 --> 01:07:23.755 That's gross. 1781 01:07:29.161 --> 01:07:31.530 Yo, Raja, let me get some of that spray, G. 1782 01:07:31.596 --> 01:07:33.330 I had to get mine in the back, like everybody else, 1783 01:07:33.397 --> 01:07:35.433 so what makes you so special, "G"? 1784 01:07:35.500 --> 01:07:37.302 You a vic, man. Say that to my face. 1785 01:07:37.368 --> 01:07:39.104 Come on back and say it to my... Don't! No, don't. 1786 01:07:39.170 --> 01:07:40.638 No, no, stop being mean, Rashad. 1787 01:07:40.706 --> 01:07:42.374 Stop! 1788 01:07:42.440 --> 01:07:44.042 Shit! 1789 01:07:44.109 --> 01:07:45.110 Shit! That's dope! 1790 01:07:45.177 --> 01:07:46.178 Yeah! 1791 01:07:46.244 --> 01:07:47.246 Yo, you... 1792 01:07:47.311 --> 01:07:48.547 You hooked it up! 1793 01:07:48.614 --> 01:07:50.949 One-Stop, why didn't you just call me on my phone? 1794 01:07:51.016 --> 01:07:52.485 B, your cell number's in my old phone. 1795 01:07:52.551 --> 01:07:54.018 I got a new Galaxy. 1796 01:07:54.085 --> 01:07:55.687 It isn't even out yet, man. It's not even on the market. 1797 01:07:55.755 --> 01:07:56.956 People don't have it yet. 1798 01:07:57.022 --> 01:07:58.255 Has everything on this bad boy... 1799 01:07:58.322 --> 01:08:00.391 Satellite radio, holographic video, 1800 01:08:00.458 --> 01:08:02.694 surround sound, 5G. 1801 01:08:02.761 --> 01:08:04.228 Man, this phone is the only phone 1802 01:08:04.295 --> 01:08:05.797 that's, like, five minutes ahead of every call. 1803 01:08:05.864 --> 01:08:07.398 So, I already talked to your ass already! 1804 01:08:07.465 --> 01:08:08.500 Dude, shut up! 1805 01:08:08.567 --> 01:08:09.568 It's crazy! 1806 01:08:09.634 --> 01:08:11.002 Damn. Now what's going on? 1807 01:08:11.069 --> 01:08:13.071 Look, I got a Italian couple here that's hot on this place. 1808 01:08:13.139 --> 01:08:14.306 -They love it! -Who? 1809 01:08:14.371 --> 01:08:16.074 They wanna open a yogurt spot or a yoga spot. 1810 01:08:16.141 --> 01:08:18.043 What's the issue? What'd you call me for? 1811 01:08:18.109 --> 01:08:19.378 Are we good or not? 1812 01:08:19.444 --> 01:08:20.645 Because if you're thinking about backing out... 1813 01:08:20.712 --> 01:08:22.047 I'm not thinking about backing out. 1814 01:08:22.112 --> 01:08:24.415 Now, I told you, me and my wife, we want that shop. 1815 01:08:24.482 --> 01:08:27.351 All right, man. Oui, oui. I'll see you Monday. 1816 01:08:27.419 --> 01:08:28.988 And that's French. 1817 01:08:30.289 --> 01:08:31.590 Dumbass. 1818 01:08:37.562 --> 01:08:38.597 Hey, what's up? 1819 01:08:39.263 --> 01:08:40.333 What's up? 1820 01:08:41.098 --> 01:08:42.301 You good? 1821 01:08:43.067 --> 01:08:44.337 I'm straight. 1822 01:08:55.981 --> 01:08:57.415 We rolling out with the rest of the family 1823 01:08:57.481 --> 01:08:58.783 from Holy City tomorrow. 1824 01:09:00.151 --> 01:09:01.453 Y'all still down, right? 1825 01:09:01.520 --> 01:09:02.989 Hell, yeah. Yeah, probably. 1826 01:09:09.428 --> 01:09:10.929 This nigga said probably? 1827 01:09:10.995 --> 01:09:12.530 No, we down for sure. 1828 01:09:17.302 --> 01:09:18.870 Y'all little niggas better be. 1829 01:09:18.937 --> 01:09:20.873 Because if you in this, you in this for life. 1830 01:09:22.039 --> 01:09:23.875 But you know that, though, right, Kenny? 1831 01:09:25.843 --> 01:09:27.012 Yeah, I know what's up. 1832 01:09:29.147 --> 01:09:30.348 Yeah, all right. 1833 01:09:31.215 --> 01:09:32.351 We gonna see. 1834 01:09:35.553 --> 01:09:37.922 I'm gonna give you the shake tomorrow, too, youngster. 1835 01:09:37.989 --> 01:09:39.225 That's right. 1836 01:09:47.865 --> 01:09:49.167 I'm not stalking you, 1837 01:09:49.235 --> 01:09:51.236 I'm just getting something for my clients. 1838 01:09:51.303 --> 01:09:54.740 Draya, I want to talk to you anyway, 'cause... 1839 01:09:54.807 --> 01:09:56.275 You know what? The other night... 1840 01:09:56.342 --> 01:09:57.942 That was my fault. 1841 01:09:58.009 --> 01:09:59.512 I was tripping. 1842 01:09:59.578 --> 01:10:01.914 And I hope we good. 1843 01:10:04.415 --> 01:10:06.151 I forgive you, Rashad. 1844 01:10:09.554 --> 01:10:11.690 Hey, who wants some chicken wings? 1845 01:10:11.757 --> 01:10:13.157 And I got some homemade banana pudding 1846 01:10:13.225 --> 01:10:14.360 from BJ's Market. 1847 01:10:14.427 --> 01:10:15.527 Nice! 1848 01:10:16.995 --> 01:10:18.664 Is this gluten-free, Terri? 1849 01:10:21.932 --> 01:10:23.134 Hey, what you doing now? 1850 01:10:23.201 --> 01:10:24.302 You're saying no, 1851 01:10:24.369 --> 01:10:25.838 but that's not what you mean, Rashad. 1852 01:10:25.905 --> 01:10:27.438 That is what I mean. 1853 01:10:27.505 --> 01:10:28.706 I knew I wasn't tripping the other night. 1854 01:10:28.773 --> 01:10:30.174 -No, you weren't. -You tripping right now. 1855 01:10:30.241 --> 01:10:31.509 Rashad! 1856 01:10:34.547 --> 01:10:35.947 Shad, you back here? 1857 01:10:38.249 --> 01:10:39.350 Shad! 1858 01:10:42.187 --> 01:10:43.689 Babe. 1859 01:10:43.755 --> 01:10:45.456 Shad, you back here? 1860 01:10:45.523 --> 01:10:47.025 -You be quiet. -You be quiet! 1861 01:10:47.092 --> 01:10:49.027 No, no! 1862 01:10:49.093 --> 01:10:50.562 Where you at? 1863 01:10:51.695 --> 01:10:53.130 Man. 1864 01:10:53.197 --> 01:10:54.732 Babe, you in the bathroom? 1865 01:11:19.124 --> 01:11:20.759 Hi, Terri. 1866 01:11:20.825 --> 01:11:22.761 No, baby. I'm tellin' you, we did nothing. 1867 01:11:22.828 --> 01:11:24.163 -Get off me! -There was nothing happening! 1868 01:11:24.228 --> 01:11:25.562 Don't touch me! 1869 01:11:25.629 --> 01:11:26.897 -I need you to listen to me! -Do not touch me! 1870 01:11:26.964 --> 01:11:29.435 I'm listening, I'll listen! I'll listen! I'm listening. 1871 01:11:29.500 --> 01:11:30.701 It ain't what you think... 1872 01:11:30.702 --> 01:11:31.902 Okay, all right! 1873 01:11:31.969 --> 01:11:33.838 Hey, what's going on? 1874 01:11:33.905 --> 01:11:36.174 Draya, stop! Calvin, help me on this! 1875 01:11:36.240 --> 01:11:37.575 Get off me! 1876 01:11:38.576 --> 01:11:39.578 Wait a minute! 1877 01:11:39.645 --> 01:11:40.645 Let me get at her! 1878 01:11:40.712 --> 01:11:41.879 Get off me! 1879 01:11:41.945 --> 01:11:43.214 -Baby! -Rashad, get off me! 1880 01:11:43.280 --> 01:11:44.448 Baby, you gotta chill. Nothing happened. 1881 01:11:44.516 --> 01:11:45.784 Calvin, help me! 1882 01:11:45.850 --> 01:11:47.084 World Star fight! 1883 01:11:47.151 --> 01:11:48.419 No, no World Star. 1884 01:11:48.486 --> 01:11:49.687 I need you to listen to me for a second. 1885 01:11:49.754 --> 01:11:50.788 Leave me alone! 1886 01:11:51.856 --> 01:11:53.258 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1887 01:11:54.926 --> 01:11:56.962 Calm down. I need you to calm down. 1888 01:12:03.468 --> 01:12:04.970 You ain't even worth it. 1889 01:12:15.379 --> 01:12:16.514 Go get her. 1890 01:12:20.486 --> 01:12:21.520 Cal, 1891 01:12:21.587 --> 01:12:24.422 do we still have those cameras in the back? 1892 01:12:24.489 --> 01:12:26.225 I told you not to take those down. 1893 01:12:26.292 --> 01:12:28.826 We could've had the shop's first sex tape. 1894 01:12:28.893 --> 01:12:30.428 Whatever! Terri. Terri, come on. 1895 01:12:30.495 --> 01:12:31.663 -I know what I saw. -Come on, Terri. 1896 01:12:31.730 --> 01:12:32.931 -Hey, Terri, come on. -I know what I saw. 1897 01:12:32.998 --> 01:12:34.331 -I need you to talk to me. -I knew it! 1898 01:12:34.398 --> 01:12:35.601 -Whatever! I knew it. -You have to listen to me. 1899 01:12:35.667 --> 01:12:37.436 I knew it. I should've never trusted you 1900 01:12:37.502 --> 01:12:38.704 or that skank ass ho! 1901 01:12:38.771 --> 01:12:40.505 Look, why would I mess around with Draya 1902 01:12:40.571 --> 01:12:41.839 in the same shop you work at? 1903 01:12:41.905 --> 01:12:43.074 -I'm smarter than that! -Whatever! 1904 01:12:43.141 --> 01:12:44.276 I don't care what happened! 1905 01:12:44.342 --> 01:12:45.777 You should've never let it get that far. 1906 01:12:45.843 --> 01:12:47.512 You made her think she could! 1907 01:12:47.579 --> 01:12:49.447 Why do you even talk to her anyway? 1908 01:12:49.514 --> 01:12:50.615 I don't know! 1909 01:12:50.682 --> 01:12:52.817 It's because... Look, she talked to me. 1910 01:12:52.883 --> 01:12:54.520 You don't be talking to me, I talk! 1911 01:12:54.585 --> 01:12:56.687 She asked me how I'm doing, she asked what's going on! 1912 01:12:56.754 --> 01:12:58.422 -Where you at? -Where I'm at! 1913 01:12:58.490 --> 01:13:00.325 I'm working, for us, for our family! 1914 01:13:00.392 --> 01:13:02.761 This ain't about work, I'm talking about us. 1915 01:13:02.828 --> 01:13:04.329 Me and you. 1916 01:13:04.396 --> 01:13:06.264 I'm talking about me and you for real. Look at me. 1917 01:13:08.999 --> 01:13:11.136 Baby, look, look. 1918 01:13:11.201 --> 01:13:13.672 I tell you, you look beautiful every day. 1919 01:13:13.739 --> 01:13:15.374 I say that because I mean it, 1920 01:13:15.441 --> 01:13:17.443 and I want you to know that I see it, 1921 01:13:17.508 --> 01:13:19.944 because I love you, I care about you. 1922 01:13:20.012 --> 01:13:22.380 You sound like a real bitch right now. 1923 01:13:22.446 --> 01:13:25.616 Look, I ain't gonna be too many bitches. 1924 01:13:25.683 --> 01:13:26.685 Straight up. 1925 01:13:27.919 --> 01:13:29.721 Now, if you wanna have a real conversation, 1926 01:13:29.788 --> 01:13:31.356 we have a real conversation. 1927 01:13:32.923 --> 01:13:35.226 But you ain't gonna never call me a bitch again. 1928 01:13:37.728 --> 01:13:39.731 I don't have nothing else to say to you. 1929 01:13:44.035 --> 01:13:45.204 I'm out. 1930 01:13:49.039 --> 01:13:50.074 Go on then. 1931 01:13:53.911 --> 01:13:55.146 Damn. 1932 01:13:55.213 --> 01:13:56.981 For all that, I should have smashed. 1933 01:14:02.588 --> 01:14:03.989 Good afternoon, everybody! 1934 01:14:04.054 --> 01:14:06.424 Folks coming home from church are getting ready 1935 01:14:06.490 --> 01:14:08.092 for their Sunday dinner. 1936 01:14:08.159 --> 01:14:09.928 It's a lazy quiet day... 1937 01:14:09.994 --> 01:14:11.029 It's your girl, Terri. Leave it. 1938 01:14:11.096 --> 01:14:12.263 And that's a good thing for once. 1939 01:14:12.329 --> 01:14:13.497 Stay with us, I got some of your requests 1940 01:14:13.565 --> 01:14:14.665 coming up momentarily. 1941 01:14:14.732 --> 01:14:16.067 All right, I'm good. Thank you! 1942 01:14:30.080 --> 01:14:31.782 You got something you wanna say? 1943 01:14:31.850 --> 01:14:33.250 You know what, women like you are the reason 1944 01:14:33.317 --> 01:14:35.387 why women like me can't find a decent man. 1945 01:14:35.454 --> 01:14:36.721 Excuse me? 1946 01:14:36.788 --> 01:14:37.856 Bree, this is not the time... 1947 01:14:37.923 --> 01:14:39.291 Don't be mad at me because you can't 1948 01:14:39.356 --> 01:14:41.125 -get a man or keep a man! -Draya... 1949 01:14:41.191 --> 01:14:42.359 With all the single dudes in the world, 1950 01:14:42.427 --> 01:14:43.629 you just gotta be a married man's ho? 1951 01:14:43.695 --> 01:14:44.829 Is that your thing? Is that what you do? 1952 01:14:44.896 --> 01:14:45.929 Yo, you better get your girl. 1953 01:14:45.996 --> 01:14:46.964 You just break up a healthy relationship? 1954 01:14:47.031 --> 01:14:48.165 You gotta get your girl. 1955 01:14:48.232 --> 01:14:49.433 -You better get her now! -Ladies! Ladies, listen. 1956 01:14:49.500 --> 01:14:50.634 I'm dead serious. 1957 01:14:50.701 --> 01:14:51.869 Don't nobody wanna hear all that! 1958 01:14:51.937 --> 01:14:53.204 Now, if y'all wanna fight, fuss and cuss, 1959 01:14:53.271 --> 01:14:54.639 you take it to the back. 1960 01:14:54.706 --> 01:14:56.407 Cal, this is not Fight Club. 1961 01:14:56.475 --> 01:14:58.243 You can't send ladies to the back room to fight. 1962 01:14:58.310 --> 01:15:00.946 You gotta sign a waiver and a release of liability. 1963 01:15:01.012 --> 01:15:03.080 If they start fighting in that back room and tear shit up, 1964 01:15:03.147 --> 01:15:04.382 I'm telling you, man, 1965 01:15:04.449 --> 01:15:05.316 it's gonna come back on your insurance. 1966 01:15:05.383 --> 01:15:06.618 That's a deductible. 1967 01:15:06.685 --> 01:15:08.553 And I do dental work, too, if it gets out of hand. 1968 01:15:08.620 --> 01:15:09.721 Okay, come see me. 1969 01:15:09.788 --> 01:15:11.089 Man, shut up, One-Stop. 1970 01:15:11.155 --> 01:15:13.424 Look, I don't wanna take sides here, 1971 01:15:13.491 --> 01:15:15.659 but does anybody else here see the hypocrisy 1972 01:15:15.727 --> 01:15:18.663 in always blaming the single woman for the affair? 1973 01:15:18.730 --> 01:15:21.100 I mean, let's be honest, she wasn't the one 1974 01:15:21.165 --> 01:15:23.802 who swore to be honest and to be faithful 1975 01:15:23.869 --> 01:15:26.972 and not cheat in the back room of the barbershop 1976 01:15:27.039 --> 01:15:28.973 until I'm dead. It was him. 1977 01:15:29.039 --> 01:15:31.808 How many times I gotta say ain't nothing happened? 1978 01:15:31.875 --> 01:15:33.277 Yeah, nothing happened. 1979 01:15:33.344 --> 01:15:34.945 But I'm not gonna spend every day 1980 01:15:35.012 --> 01:15:38.649 explaining myself to you, you, or you! 1981 01:15:40.151 --> 01:15:42.520 Look, I'm just saying, hypothetically, okay? 1982 01:15:42.587 --> 01:15:45.590 It is shameful society always blames the other woman 1983 01:15:45.656 --> 01:15:47.191 when they should be blaming him. 1984 01:15:47.258 --> 01:15:48.493 Listen, doofus... 1985 01:15:48.560 --> 01:15:50.928 Monogamy doesn't run in our DNA. 1986 01:15:50.995 --> 01:15:52.697 -You understand that? -What? 1987 01:15:52.763 --> 01:15:53.965 You can't defy science. 1988 01:15:54.031 --> 01:15:55.766 That is ridiculous, that is bullshit. 1989 01:15:55.834 --> 01:15:57.435 Women want sex, too. 1990 01:15:57.502 --> 01:15:59.538 And you don't see us lying and cheating, 1991 01:15:59.605 --> 01:16:01.172 and going out buying sports cars. 1992 01:16:01.239 --> 01:16:03.174 You're just a weak-ass man, Dante. 1993 01:16:03.240 --> 01:16:04.676 Honestly, it's as simple as that. 1994 01:16:04.741 --> 01:16:06.043 Yeah, okay and I'll be that. 1995 01:16:06.110 --> 01:16:07.679 A weak-ass man with a sports car 1996 01:16:07.745 --> 01:16:09.913 and a gaggle of bitches. 1997 01:16:09.981 --> 01:16:11.383 In real life. 1998 01:16:11.450 --> 01:16:13.418 Y'all ain't shit, man. 1999 01:16:13.485 --> 01:16:15.219 Hey, hey, hey, now, wait a minute. 2000 01:16:15.286 --> 01:16:17.187 Don't lump us all in there. 2001 01:16:17.254 --> 01:16:19.156 You know, men aren't just looking to cheat. 2002 01:16:19.223 --> 01:16:22.326 That's like saying every woman wants a big package. 2003 01:16:22.392 --> 01:16:23.994 Because it's just not true. 2004 01:16:24.062 --> 01:16:26.198 They do, they all want a big package. 2005 01:16:26.263 --> 01:16:28.065 I know I do. 2006 01:16:28.133 --> 01:16:29.668 Honestly, I thought that it was more about 2007 01:16:29.734 --> 01:16:32.503 passion and love, and, like, how you guys connected... 2008 01:16:32.570 --> 01:16:33.772 I mean, I have... 2009 01:16:33.838 --> 01:16:35.672 I believe he's gay. 2010 01:16:35.740 --> 01:16:37.909 Like that? Like that? 2011 01:16:37.975 --> 01:16:39.209 I'm a real man. 2012 01:16:39.276 --> 01:16:40.712 I don't feel like I need to cheat. 2013 01:16:40.777 --> 01:16:42.413 Now that's just a lie. 2014 01:16:42.480 --> 01:16:44.214 Because if Halle Berry came walking in right now 2015 01:16:44.281 --> 01:16:45.749 and offered you them drawers, 2016 01:16:45.816 --> 01:16:46.917 you trying to tell me you wouldn't 2017 01:16:46.985 --> 01:16:48.585 take her in the back and just bed her down? 2018 01:16:48.652 --> 01:16:51.056 Hell, no. Halle Berry crazy as hell. 2019 01:16:51.123 --> 01:16:53.125 From Monster's Ball? 2020 01:16:53.191 --> 01:16:54.892 "I want you to just 2021 01:16:54.959 --> 01:16:57.094 "make me feel good." 2022 01:16:57.161 --> 01:16:58.529 No. 2023 01:16:58.596 --> 01:16:59.964 You crazier than she is. 2024 01:17:00.932 --> 01:17:02.266 I like them crazy. 2025 01:17:02.333 --> 01:17:04.067 Like one-eye open crazy. 2026 01:17:04.134 --> 01:17:06.204 Like gotta hide your wallet crazy. 2027 01:17:06.271 --> 01:17:07.539 Solange crazy. 2028 01:17:07.606 --> 01:17:09.373 Kick me, bitch, in the elevator. 2029 01:17:09.440 --> 01:17:11.009 -Man, that's... -Shut up! 2030 01:17:17.048 --> 01:17:19.317 I can't wait to give her this D. 2031 01:17:19.383 --> 01:17:21.819 He crazy there. This one. 2032 01:17:21.886 --> 01:17:23.187 Now that's dangerous. 2033 01:17:23.254 --> 01:17:24.788 Well, look, maybe it's just me. 2034 01:17:24.856 --> 01:17:26.324 I'm a romantic. 2035 01:17:26.391 --> 01:17:27.759 One woman is good enough for me. 2036 01:17:27.825 --> 01:17:29.026 Yeah, what's going on, everybody? 2037 01:17:29.093 --> 01:17:30.594 I wanna send a special shout-out 2038 01:17:30.661 --> 01:17:31.896 to Calvin's Barbershop over on the South Side. 2039 01:17:31.963 --> 01:17:33.498 Hey! 2040 01:17:33.563 --> 01:17:34.965 They're right in the midst of a 48-hour ceasefire 2041 01:17:35.031 --> 01:17:36.967 to increase the peace. Doing it. 2042 01:17:37.035 --> 01:17:38.203 Keep it going, y'all. 2043 01:17:38.268 --> 01:17:39.337 Hey, did y'all hear that? 2044 01:17:39.404 --> 01:17:40.672 Did y'all hear my name on the radio? 2045 01:17:40.739 --> 01:17:42.339 It's all right. Did you hear that? 2046 01:17:42.406 --> 01:17:43.807 All right, that's dope, but it's still not 2047 01:17:43.874 --> 01:17:45.476 a trending topic on Twitter, okay? 2048 01:17:45.543 --> 01:17:46.978 Don't matter. 2049 01:17:47.044 --> 01:17:48.079 Because this is my shit. 2050 01:17:49.181 --> 01:17:50.581 What the hell are you doing? 2051 01:17:50.648 --> 01:17:52.017 I'm dancing, 2052 01:17:52.083 --> 01:17:53.518 in a non-gay way. 2053 01:17:58.690 --> 01:17:59.757 Turn that up! 2054 01:18:07.231 --> 01:18:08.866 Bring it on, Eddie! Bring it on. 2055 01:18:11.835 --> 01:18:13.539 Come on, girl! 2056 01:18:20.245 --> 01:18:21.813 Go, Calvin! 2057 01:18:57.715 --> 01:18:59.484 Rashad, baby! 2058 01:19:20.237 --> 01:19:21.405 Hey, what's up, Terrence? 2059 01:19:21.472 --> 01:19:22.840 Did you come to get a cut, man, 2060 01:19:22.906 --> 01:19:24.942 or are you here to see Eddie twerk? 2061 01:19:25.009 --> 01:19:26.677 -No, no, no, no! -You don't talk! 2062 01:19:26.745 --> 01:19:27.912 Come on, Eddie! Show him! 2063 01:19:27.978 --> 01:19:29.079 You know I do no twerking! 2064 01:19:31.148 --> 01:19:32.851 Eddie, come on, you can twerk. 2065 01:19:34.419 --> 01:19:36.188 Look, listen, guys... 2066 01:19:38.589 --> 01:19:40.458 There was a shooting on 26th and King 2067 01:19:40.525 --> 01:19:42.259 -just a few minutes ago. -Man! Really? 2068 01:19:43.661 --> 01:19:44.812 It was Anthony Clark. 2069 01:19:46.030 --> 01:19:47.964 -What? -Wait, our Anthony? 2070 01:19:48.031 --> 01:19:49.601 God. 2071 01:19:55.706 --> 01:19:57.075 What happened? 2072 01:19:57.141 --> 01:19:58.610 He was walking home from the library. 2073 01:19:58.677 --> 01:19:59.911 He died on the scene. 2074 01:19:59.977 --> 01:20:01.979 There was nothing any of us could do. 2075 01:20:03.981 --> 01:20:05.383 God. 2076 01:20:07.151 --> 01:20:08.553 Calvin... 2077 01:20:08.620 --> 01:20:11.222 I didn't come here to bring anybody down, okay? 2078 01:20:11.289 --> 01:20:13.525 I'm really proud of the work you guys are doing here. 2079 01:20:13.592 --> 01:20:15.058 I mean, all the progress you've made with the shop... 2080 01:20:15.125 --> 01:20:16.527 Progress? 2081 01:20:17.361 --> 01:20:19.931 What progress, man? 2082 01:20:19.998 --> 01:20:21.933 I mean, what are you talking about? 2083 01:20:24.503 --> 01:20:25.969 A kid just died. 2084 01:20:26.036 --> 01:20:27.771 A mother's child... 2085 01:20:27.838 --> 01:20:30.107 A father's child is dead. 2086 01:20:30.173 --> 01:20:31.475 One of the best ones we got. 2087 01:20:31.543 --> 01:20:32.777 Yeah. 2088 01:20:33.945 --> 01:20:35.781 That ain't no progress. 2089 01:20:36.514 --> 01:20:38.049 That's failure! 2090 01:20:39.316 --> 01:20:41.819 Nothing we've done has worked. 2091 01:20:41.887 --> 01:20:44.155 We just wasting our time. 2092 01:20:44.222 --> 01:20:46.257 These kids ain't gonna listen to us. 2093 01:20:46.324 --> 01:20:48.793 These kids, they like to kill each other. 2094 01:20:48.859 --> 01:20:50.328 They like that shit. 2095 01:20:50.395 --> 01:20:52.230 We crazy to think that 2096 01:20:52.297 --> 01:20:54.499 haircuts can stop bullets. 2097 01:20:54.566 --> 01:20:57.101 Man, this is the fucking South Side. 2098 01:20:57.168 --> 01:20:59.938 This ceasefire shit is over. It's over. 2099 01:21:00.004 --> 01:21:01.339 Calvin, come on, now. 2100 01:21:01.405 --> 01:21:02.974 It's over, man! 2101 01:21:03.040 --> 01:21:04.476 Calvin. 2102 01:21:04.542 --> 01:21:06.444 Calvin, we made a commitment to see this thing through. 2103 01:21:06.511 --> 01:21:08.346 I don't give a damn about no commitment! 2104 01:21:08.413 --> 01:21:09.847 What commitment? 2105 01:21:11.148 --> 01:21:12.750 The commitment of them killing each other? 2106 01:21:14.218 --> 01:21:16.320 They ain't got no commitment to us! 2107 01:21:16.387 --> 01:21:18.956 Look, I feel terrible about what happened to Anthony. 2108 01:21:19.022 --> 01:21:20.157 We all do. 2109 01:21:20.225 --> 01:21:22.526 That's the reason that we have to keep going 2110 01:21:22.593 --> 01:21:23.762 now more than ever. 2111 01:21:25.195 --> 01:21:26.763 How can you give up like this? 2112 01:21:26.830 --> 01:21:28.199 Because that's what he do. 2113 01:21:29.566 --> 01:21:30.935 He already had planned to 2114 01:21:31.002 --> 01:21:33.004 open up a shop on the North Side. 2115 01:21:33.070 --> 01:21:34.371 That's what he put money down on. 2116 01:21:37.674 --> 01:21:39.377 Is that right, Cal? 2117 01:21:39.444 --> 01:21:41.346 You already plan to leave us behind. 2118 01:21:43.114 --> 01:21:44.348 Calvin. 2119 01:21:47.785 --> 01:21:49.221 Calvin, is that true? 2120 01:21:50.021 --> 01:21:51.623 Look. 2121 01:21:53.090 --> 01:21:54.292 I'm a father first. 2122 01:21:54.357 --> 01:21:55.592 My God. 2123 01:21:55.660 --> 01:21:57.528 You all gotta realize that. Okay? 2124 01:21:57.594 --> 01:21:58.829 I got a son too, man. 2125 01:21:58.896 --> 01:22:01.666 Okay, you take care of yours, I take care of mine. 2126 01:22:01.732 --> 01:22:03.734 Now y'all depend on me to do a few things, 2127 01:22:03.801 --> 01:22:05.971 but Jalen depends on me to do everything. 2128 01:22:06.036 --> 01:22:08.039 And I'm not about to leave him out here 2129 01:22:08.106 --> 01:22:10.206 in these streets to get hurt for you, you, 2130 01:22:10.273 --> 01:22:11.508 or this damn shop! 2131 01:22:11.575 --> 01:22:14.145 None of us have ever asked you not to be a father! 2132 01:22:14.212 --> 01:22:15.812 None of us! 2133 01:22:15.879 --> 01:22:19.249 We are here because of fathers like you and sons like Jalen, 2134 01:22:19.316 --> 01:22:21.418 and you didn't even tell us? 2135 01:22:21.486 --> 01:22:25.556 We get up every single day and we work beside you! 2136 01:22:25.623 --> 01:22:27.259 We're supposed to be your friends! 2137 01:22:29.060 --> 01:22:30.762 I am your partner! 2138 01:22:30.829 --> 01:22:32.364 When were you gonna tell me? 2139 01:22:32.429 --> 01:22:33.931 I was gonna say something after the ceasefire. 2140 01:22:33.998 --> 01:22:36.000 -Man, that's bullshit. -No, that's some real shit. 2141 01:22:36.066 --> 01:22:37.301 You weren't gonna tell us 2142 01:22:37.368 --> 01:22:38.436 'cause you ain't care about what we think. 2143 01:22:38.503 --> 01:22:40.371 -What? -You sold us out, man. 2144 01:22:40.437 --> 01:22:43.340 I didn't sell nobody out, man. I've been here for years! 2145 01:22:43.406 --> 01:22:45.776 Y'all are the only reason I come to this damn shop! 2146 01:22:45.843 --> 01:22:48.512 I've been wanting to leave here years ago! 2147 01:22:48.579 --> 01:22:50.414 I'm just trying to do better, man. 2148 01:22:50.481 --> 01:22:52.917 That's it! For my family! 2149 01:22:52.984 --> 01:22:54.852 If you can't understand that, I'm sorry. 2150 01:22:54.919 --> 01:22:56.020 I'm sorry, but I'm out! 2151 01:22:56.085 --> 01:22:57.088 Wait, Calvin. Come on. 2152 01:22:57.155 --> 01:22:58.523 -Let's talk... -No. I'm gone. I'm out! 2153 01:22:58.588 --> 01:23:00.658 Calvin! Calvin? 2154 01:23:12.770 --> 01:23:14.705 Thanks. Appreciate it. 2155 01:23:30.120 --> 01:23:31.722 What do you say, Eugene? 2156 01:23:31.789 --> 01:23:33.590 Hey, hey, what's up, Big Eddie? 2157 01:23:33.657 --> 01:23:35.427 Why don't you give me a double shot of Hennessy? 2158 01:23:35.493 --> 01:23:36.994 You got it, boss. 2159 01:23:36.995 --> 01:23:38.495 Yep. 2160 01:23:38.562 --> 01:23:40.663 You got some of those wasabi nuts? 2161 01:23:44.969 --> 01:23:48.072 Eddie, if you came in here on some Ol' Man River shit, 2162 01:23:48.138 --> 01:23:49.839 trying to tell me what kind of fool I am 2163 01:23:49.906 --> 01:23:51.342 for moving the shop, 2164 01:23:51.409 --> 01:23:52.811 I don't want to hear it. 2165 01:23:52.877 --> 01:23:56.147 Well, I might as well just take my drink to go then. 2166 01:23:56.213 --> 01:23:58.850 Go on. Put that in a plastic cup. 2167 01:24:00.718 --> 01:24:02.854 I'm gonna be real with you, Cal. 2168 01:24:03.687 --> 01:24:05.590 I came in here to say, 2169 01:24:05.656 --> 01:24:07.859 thank you. 2170 01:24:07.924 --> 01:24:11.128 Now, I ain't want to say this in front of everybody, 2171 01:24:11.195 --> 01:24:12.563 but you right. 2172 01:24:12.630 --> 01:24:15.834 Selling the shop is the best thing for your family, 2173 01:24:15.900 --> 01:24:18.469 and the perfect excuse for me to get out. 2174 01:24:18.535 --> 01:24:19.770 Go on and retire. 2175 01:24:20.271 --> 01:24:22.540 Retire? You? 2176 01:24:23.907 --> 01:24:26.009 Thought you'd die before you left that shop, Eddie. 2177 01:24:26.076 --> 01:24:27.311 Yeah. 2178 01:24:27.378 --> 01:24:31.449 I ain't dying in that old raggedy-ass unisexual shop. 2179 01:24:31.516 --> 01:24:32.717 What... 2180 01:24:32.784 --> 01:24:34.986 I can't even recognize that place no more. 2181 01:24:35.053 --> 01:24:36.387 Hell... 2182 01:24:36.454 --> 01:24:38.690 I don't even recognize the neighborhood no more. 2183 01:24:38.755 --> 01:24:40.090 Yeah. 2184 01:24:41.124 --> 01:24:43.328 Got that right. 2185 01:24:43.393 --> 01:24:45.295 All the more reason 2186 01:24:45.362 --> 01:24:48.365 for you to just go on over there to the North Side. 2187 01:24:56.473 --> 01:24:57.741 I know what you're doing, Eddie. 2188 01:24:58.808 --> 01:25:00.544 It's not easy, man. 2189 01:25:00.611 --> 01:25:03.114 Hell no, it ain't easy. Hell no. 2190 01:25:03.981 --> 01:25:06.316 We black. It's hard. 2191 01:25:06.383 --> 01:25:09.553 Hard and us go hand in hand. 2192 01:25:09.620 --> 01:25:11.688 But we ain't never gave up. 2193 01:25:11.754 --> 01:25:12.790 I didn't give up. 2194 01:25:13.557 --> 01:25:14.792 I gave out. 2195 01:25:15.727 --> 01:25:17.094 I'm tired, Eddie. 2196 01:25:18.562 --> 01:25:19.996 I'm tired, too. 2197 01:25:20.063 --> 01:25:22.032 We've been up 38 hours. 2198 01:25:31.976 --> 01:25:33.611 Anthony's gone. 2199 01:25:36.114 --> 01:25:38.514 And that hurts like hell. 2200 01:25:38.581 --> 01:25:41.018 But we done lost a whole bunch more 2201 01:25:41.084 --> 01:25:43.920 if we didn't do that ceasefire. 2202 01:25:43.987 --> 01:25:45.623 Now we lost one. 2203 01:25:46.324 --> 01:25:48.460 He was special. 2204 01:25:48.526 --> 01:25:52.463 But we probably saved more lives than we know. 2205 01:25:52.530 --> 01:25:56.334 And for that reason alone is reason to keep up the fight. 2206 01:26:02.873 --> 01:26:04.609 -What's good, bro? -Yo. 2207 01:26:06.509 --> 01:26:07.611 I can't do this, man. 2208 01:26:07.678 --> 01:26:08.745 What? 2209 01:26:08.812 --> 01:26:10.080 I gotta walk away. 2210 01:26:10.146 --> 01:26:11.915 So you just gonna leave me out here with Yummy alone? 2211 01:26:11.982 --> 01:26:14.051 I ain't leave you nowhere, man. 2212 01:26:14.118 --> 01:26:15.620 You ain't got to do this either. 2213 01:26:15.687 --> 01:26:17.155 Can't believe you doing this to me, yo. 2214 01:26:18.722 --> 01:26:19.890 What? 2215 01:26:19.956 --> 01:26:22.826 Look, my dad let me move in with him and Terri. 2216 01:26:22.893 --> 01:26:24.061 They've been real cool to me. 2217 01:26:24.128 --> 01:26:25.429 I don't want to hear that, man. 2218 01:26:25.495 --> 01:26:27.263 J, what are you thinking? 2219 01:26:27.330 --> 01:26:28.965 I mean, look at what you have here. 2220 01:26:29.032 --> 01:26:30.802 Everything you need is right here. 2221 01:26:30.868 --> 01:26:32.636 You got a moms, you got a dad. 2222 01:26:33.870 --> 01:26:34.938 I'm not doing this. 2223 01:26:35.005 --> 01:26:36.907 If you were smart, you'd do the same. 2224 01:26:56.060 --> 01:26:57.395 Do I need to check the closet? 2225 01:26:58.695 --> 01:27:00.264 You been gone all of this time 2226 01:27:00.330 --> 01:27:02.331 and answered none of my messages 2227 01:27:02.398 --> 01:27:04.201 and you come here playing. 2228 01:27:09.005 --> 01:27:10.441 I'm sorry. 2229 01:27:12.109 --> 01:27:13.244 I don't wanna fight. 2230 01:27:14.678 --> 01:27:18.850 With everything going on right now, with Anthony, 2231 01:27:18.917 --> 01:27:20.384 we shouldn't be like this. 2232 01:27:21.185 --> 01:27:22.352 I agree. 2233 01:27:25.522 --> 01:27:27.690 And I'm sorry about that Draya mess. 2234 01:27:27.758 --> 01:27:29.794 Nothing happened. 2235 01:27:29.861 --> 01:27:31.396 But I shouldn't have put you in that position. 2236 01:27:33.798 --> 01:27:35.300 I know nothing happened. 2237 01:27:36.400 --> 01:27:37.502 You're just an idiot. 2238 01:27:39.770 --> 01:27:41.572 I'm just a man, baby. 2239 01:27:42.940 --> 01:27:44.476 I get it. 2240 01:27:45.776 --> 01:27:47.978 And I know I've been working a lot. 2241 01:27:50.481 --> 01:27:52.617 But I need you to know... 2242 01:27:53.950 --> 01:27:56.120 That I see everything you do. 2243 01:27:57.154 --> 01:27:59.924 You're an amazing man, Rashad. 2244 01:27:59.990 --> 01:28:02.826 You're an amazing father to Maya. 2245 01:28:02.893 --> 01:28:05.730 I could never ask for a better partner than you. 2246 01:28:07.396 --> 01:28:09.299 I guess I just figured 2247 01:28:10.601 --> 01:28:12.902 you knew how I felt. 2248 01:28:12.969 --> 01:28:15.071 I do. 2249 01:28:15.138 --> 01:28:17.574 But sometimes a brotha need to hear it. 2250 01:28:20.578 --> 01:28:22.379 One-Stop, can you sign this? 2251 01:28:22.445 --> 01:28:24.514 No doubt. 2252 01:28:26.300 --> 01:28:28.018 Thank you, baby. 2253 01:28:28.084 --> 01:28:29.852 This is crazy, man. 2254 01:28:29.919 --> 01:28:31.922 Bree, you wanna sign the card? 2255 01:28:31.989 --> 01:28:33.691 Yo, Jerrod, check it out. 2256 01:28:35.993 --> 01:28:37.960 Hey, what's up, everybody? 2257 01:28:38.027 --> 01:28:40.130 Before y'all pack up your stuff, can, 2258 01:28:40.197 --> 01:28:42.032 can I talk to you for a minute? 2259 01:28:45.969 --> 01:28:47.539 Just real quick. 2260 01:28:51.674 --> 01:28:54.311 Go on in now, say what you gotta say. 2261 01:28:57.647 --> 01:28:59.016 I was wrong. 2262 01:29:01.185 --> 01:29:04.053 The reason I wanted to end the ceasefire 2263 01:29:04.120 --> 01:29:07.292 is the same reason why I wanted to move the shop to the North Side. 2264 01:29:09.526 --> 01:29:11.128 Man, I was hurt. 2265 01:29:12.163 --> 01:29:13.531 Disappointed. 2266 01:29:15.732 --> 01:29:18.069 But y'all know me. 2267 01:29:18.136 --> 01:29:20.737 Y'all know I got love for the South Side. 2268 01:29:23.374 --> 01:29:25.977 I got love for everybody in this neighborhood. 2269 01:29:27.512 --> 01:29:30.615 I got love for everybody in here. 2270 01:29:30.682 --> 01:29:33.184 All my customers, 2271 01:29:33.249 --> 01:29:35.686 even the ones that don't know how to go home. 2272 01:29:39.990 --> 01:29:40.992 What? 2273 01:29:42.060 --> 01:29:43.527 Are y'all gonna play me like that? 2274 01:29:44.928 --> 01:29:47.031 So after a while, it just... 2275 01:29:47.097 --> 01:29:50.435 It just became easier to just walk away. 2276 01:29:50.500 --> 01:29:52.203 Walk away from all this pain. 2277 01:29:53.204 --> 01:29:54.706 All the hurt. 2278 01:29:56.906 --> 01:29:59.444 That ain't right either. 2279 01:29:59.509 --> 01:30:03.114 If we don't do something for this neighborhood, who will? 2280 01:30:03.181 --> 01:30:05.982 At the end of the day we can't expect people 2281 01:30:06.049 --> 01:30:08.886 who don't know nothing about what's going on around here, 2282 01:30:08.953 --> 01:30:11.723 to come in here and solve our problems. 2283 01:30:13.758 --> 01:30:15.927 We gotta fix our problems ourself. 2284 01:30:17.727 --> 01:30:20.330 So what are you saying, Calvin? 2285 01:30:20.397 --> 01:30:23.066 I'm saying I wanna continue what we started. 2286 01:30:23.133 --> 01:30:26.036 I want to put the ceasefire back on for the neighborhood. 2287 01:30:26.102 --> 01:30:27.571 For Anthony... 2288 01:30:29.239 --> 01:30:31.075 And really for us. 2289 01:30:31.141 --> 01:30:34.411 But I'm only one half of the leadership here, so, 2290 01:30:34.477 --> 01:30:36.713 I'm gonna need the support of my partner 2291 01:30:36.780 --> 01:30:39.716 before the ceasefire's officially back on. 2292 01:30:39.784 --> 01:30:41.686 Calvin, you never lost my support. 2293 01:30:41.752 --> 01:30:43.187 You know, I'm here. 2294 01:30:43.254 --> 01:30:45.055 I appreciate your vote of confidence, 2295 01:30:45.121 --> 01:30:46.590 but I think Angie is the one you... 2296 01:30:46.656 --> 01:30:48.090 You're good. You're good. 2297 01:30:48.157 --> 01:30:49.392 Angie is the one you're speaking to. 2298 01:30:49.459 --> 01:30:50.895 Now you got it. 2299 01:30:50.960 --> 01:30:52.396 I totally misread the situation. 2300 01:30:52.463 --> 01:30:53.563 It's okay. 2301 01:30:54.463 --> 01:30:56.066 So what you say, Ange? 2302 01:30:57.334 --> 01:30:58.503 Look... 2303 01:31:02.338 --> 01:31:03.407 I just... 2304 01:31:04.976 --> 01:31:06.410 I just can't understand why people 2305 01:31:06.477 --> 01:31:08.079 are still standing around 2306 01:31:08.145 --> 01:31:10.614 when my partner just said the ceasefire is back on. 2307 01:31:10.681 --> 01:31:12.517 Yes! 2308 01:31:13.750 --> 01:31:15.518 Bait and switch. 2309 01:31:15.585 --> 01:31:18.088 Thank you so much. 2310 01:31:18.155 --> 01:31:19.723 All right. Let's do this. 2311 01:31:19.789 --> 01:31:20.990 Yes, yes! 2312 01:31:21.057 --> 01:31:24.027 That's good stuff right there. Yes, sir. Good stuff. 2313 01:31:24.094 --> 01:31:25.463 -Sorry about that. -Nah. 2314 01:31:25.529 --> 01:31:27.697 Let's celebrate! 2315 01:31:27.763 --> 01:31:29.534 Yo. Can a brotha get a cut around here? 2316 01:31:30.500 --> 01:31:31.567 Damn! 2317 01:31:31.634 --> 01:31:33.070 Hey, D, what's up, man? 2318 01:31:33.136 --> 01:31:34.237 How you doing? 2319 01:31:34.303 --> 01:31:35.438 Doing good now. 2320 01:31:35.505 --> 01:31:36.539 I'm Calvin. This is my shop, man. 2321 01:31:36.606 --> 01:31:37.640 What can we do for you? 2322 01:31:37.708 --> 01:31:39.076 Playing the Bulls tomorrow 2323 01:31:39.142 --> 01:31:40.911 and got a tweet from somebody named thottiepimpin 2324 01:31:40.977 --> 01:31:42.879 about what y'all are doing here and everything 2325 01:31:42.946 --> 01:31:44.047 and just came here to show my support, man. 2326 01:31:44.115 --> 01:31:45.148 Cool. 2327 01:31:45.215 --> 01:31:46.484 Who's thottiepimpin? 2328 01:31:46.549 --> 01:31:47.784 That one right there. 2329 01:31:47.851 --> 01:31:49.053 What's up, man? 2330 01:31:49.120 --> 01:31:50.755 -How you doing, man? -I'm doing. 2331 01:31:50.820 --> 01:31:52.789 -Just a second. -You all right? 2332 01:31:52.856 --> 01:31:54.291 You okay? 2333 01:31:54.357 --> 01:31:56.293 Sorry, A.D. Sorry. He's got issues. 2334 01:31:56.360 --> 01:31:57.628 This was a mercy hire. 2335 01:31:57.695 --> 01:31:59.130 Just give the man some space. 2336 01:31:59.196 --> 01:32:01.097 -Hey. How ya doing? -What's up, man? 2337 01:32:01.164 --> 01:32:02.331 -Good to see you. -You too, man. 2338 01:32:02.398 --> 01:32:03.467 All right, bro. Keep growing. 2339 01:32:03.534 --> 01:32:05.069 High five. 2340 01:32:05.136 --> 01:32:06.736 Okay, come on, young man. 2341 01:32:06.803 --> 01:32:08.471 Sit on down. Come on in here. 2342 01:32:08.539 --> 01:32:10.775 Let me line that unibrow a little. 2343 01:32:10.842 --> 01:32:12.042 Give it a soft fade, 2344 01:32:12.109 --> 01:32:13.442 and then I'll cut right through the middle there 2345 01:32:13.509 --> 01:32:14.544 and open it up for you. 2346 01:32:15.411 --> 01:32:16.812 Nobody's touching my unibrow. 2347 01:32:16.879 --> 01:32:18.214 And no disrespect, 2348 01:32:18.281 --> 01:32:19.749 I'm gonna let my man Calvin over here hook me up. 2349 01:32:19.816 --> 01:32:21.083 All right. What's up, A.D.? 2350 01:32:21.151 --> 01:32:22.252 How you doing, brother? You good? 2351 01:32:22.319 --> 01:32:23.521 -Yes, sir. Yes, sir. -Everything all right? 2352 01:32:23.588 --> 01:32:25.522 All right. Question... 2353 01:32:25.588 --> 01:32:27.323 -You looking for a roommate? -No, I'm all good, man. 2354 01:32:27.391 --> 01:32:28.826 -You sure? -Positive. 2355 01:32:28.892 --> 01:32:30.261 I got my stuff. I'm all ready. 2356 01:32:30.328 --> 01:32:31.629 We ain't got to make a stop or nothing. 2357 01:32:31.695 --> 01:32:33.296 -All right. Cool, man. -I'm good. I'm good. 2358 01:32:33.364 --> 01:32:34.865 -You say yes? -No, I said... 2359 01:32:34.932 --> 01:32:36.200 All right. Okay. All right, okay. Cool. 2360 01:32:36.266 --> 01:32:37.768 Don't do it. 2361 01:32:37.834 --> 01:32:39.036 -Sorry about that, man. -It's all good, man. 2362 01:32:39.102 --> 01:32:40.604 -You know how they act. -Yeah. 2363 01:32:40.670 --> 01:32:41.605 Question. You mind if I get a picture for Twitter? 2364 01:32:41.672 --> 01:32:42.705 Yeah, for sure, man. 2365 01:32:42.772 --> 01:32:44.340 Tag me in it, too, so I can retweet it. 2366 01:32:44.407 --> 01:32:47.111 Man! That would be... That would be dope, man. 2367 01:32:47.177 --> 01:32:48.612 Hey, man, hurry up. 2368 01:32:48.678 --> 01:32:50.513 Hey, Jerrod, get out the man's face. 2369 01:32:50.579 --> 01:32:51.648 Let me get this photo. 2370 01:32:51.714 --> 01:32:52.717 Damn, you're like TMZ. 2371 01:32:55.218 --> 01:32:56.520 I appreciate you coming through here. 2372 01:32:56.587 --> 01:32:58.121 -They gonna go crazy. -Yeah, I appreciate it. 2373 01:32:58.187 --> 01:32:59.322 Don't worry about nothing, man. 2374 01:32:59.389 --> 01:33:00.357 Your unibrow is safe with me. 2375 01:33:00.423 --> 01:33:01.926 -I appreciate that, man. -Cool. 2376 01:33:01.993 --> 01:33:03.526 Yes, sir. Peace is in the air! 2377 01:33:03.593 --> 01:33:05.095 We're 42 hours into the ceasefire 2378 01:33:05.161 --> 01:33:07.330 and the word is out about Calvin's Barbershop. 2379 01:33:07.396 --> 01:33:08.865 Chicago native and NBA super star 2380 01:33:08.932 --> 01:33:10.667 Anthony Davis paid a visit to the South Side. 2381 01:33:10.734 --> 01:33:12.169 In other news, quite a crowd 2382 01:33:12.236 --> 01:33:13.604 has gathered on the South Side 2383 01:33:13.670 --> 01:33:16.206 for, get this, free haircuts, 2384 01:33:16.273 --> 01:33:18.409 in an effort to decrease violence in our city. 2385 01:33:18.476 --> 01:33:20.076 We are trending. 2386 01:33:20.142 --> 01:33:22.346 #BarbershopSaves TheNeighborhood 2387 01:33:22.413 --> 01:33:23.681 is trending on Twitter. 2388 01:33:23.746 --> 01:33:24.847 What? Yup! 2389 01:33:24.914 --> 01:33:26.282 No way. Take a look. 2390 01:33:26.350 --> 01:33:27.683 Finally. 2391 01:33:27.750 --> 01:33:29.387 It is trending. 2392 01:33:29.453 --> 01:33:30.888 What the hell, dude? 2393 01:33:30.954 --> 01:33:32.055 All right, man. Who next? 2394 01:33:32.123 --> 01:33:33.825 -Can I get a selfie with you? -What? 2395 01:33:39.163 --> 01:33:41.566 This is so cool! 2396 01:33:41.632 --> 01:33:43.534 We're gonna get, like, a thousand likes! 2397 01:33:43.601 --> 01:33:45.869 Yo, Instagram that. 2398 01:33:45.936 --> 01:33:47.737 What'd them white girls want? They lost? 2399 01:33:47.804 --> 01:33:49.071 I don't know. Why don't you go see? 2400 01:33:49.138 --> 01:33:50.973 Did you tell them they was awesome? 2401 01:33:51.040 --> 01:33:54.276 White people love when you go, "Awesome!" 2402 01:33:54.343 --> 01:33:56.645 I'm available for catering, business luncheons, 2403 01:33:56.713 --> 01:33:58.048 private parties, Shivas. 2404 01:33:58.115 --> 01:33:59.917 Hold the pork! 2405 01:33:59.984 --> 01:34:02.886 And let's not forget about my Gangsta Grub rub! 2406 01:34:02.953 --> 01:34:04.655 Put it on all the meat you eat. 2407 01:34:04.722 --> 01:34:06.456 Ladies, all the meat. 2408 01:34:08.991 --> 01:34:12.962 J.D., what inspired you to get involved in this movement? 2409 01:34:13.030 --> 01:34:14.831 Well, you know, it's always been about the kids. 2410 01:34:16.467 --> 01:34:18.803 You are living proof that there are superheroes 2411 01:34:18.870 --> 01:34:20.271 living amongst us mere mortals. 2412 01:34:20.337 --> 01:34:21.905 Well, you know, there wasn't 2413 01:34:21.972 --> 01:34:23.407 enough room in my car for my cape. 2414 01:34:24.741 --> 01:34:26.244 J.D., how much money have you raised 2415 01:34:26.310 --> 01:34:27.645 for the Boys and Girls Club this weekend? 2416 01:34:30.480 --> 01:34:34.084 Maybe about $500. That's it. 2417 01:34:34.151 --> 01:34:35.853 It certainly looks like a lot more than $500. 2418 01:34:37.087 --> 01:34:38.121 Slow your roll. 2419 01:34:38.188 --> 01:34:39.757 Well... 2420 01:34:39.824 --> 01:34:43.360 J.D., we here at WIS News... 2421 01:34:43.427 --> 01:34:44.928 We have a little surprise for you. 2422 01:34:44.995 --> 01:34:47.531 J.D. don't like surprises. 2423 01:34:47.597 --> 01:34:49.667 -You're going to love this. -I doubt it. 2424 01:34:49.732 --> 01:34:51.000 J.D., meet Jamilah... 2425 01:34:51.001 --> 01:34:52.268 Who is she? 2426 01:34:52.334 --> 01:34:53.503 And one of her Boys and Girls 2427 01:34:53.570 --> 01:34:54.670 Club counselor, Mr. Fenty. 2428 01:34:54.737 --> 01:34:56.272 Okay, well, who is he? 2429 01:34:56.338 --> 01:34:58.609 They are here to officially accept your donation 2430 01:34:58.676 --> 01:35:01.777 on behalf of the Boys and Girls Club of Chicago. 2431 01:35:01.844 --> 01:35:02.914 What? 2432 01:35:04.615 --> 01:35:06.349 They're here to accept the money... 2433 01:35:06.415 --> 01:35:08.351 Shut up, woman! I heard you the first time! 2434 01:35:08.419 --> 01:35:09.786 Ain't nobody said they was gonna give no money 2435 01:35:09.852 --> 01:35:11.855 to no Boys and Girl... 2436 01:35:11.923 --> 01:35:14.525 Boys and Girls Club. Yeah. 2437 01:35:14.592 --> 01:35:17.828 Okay, hold on one second, chrome dome. All right. 2438 01:35:17.895 --> 01:35:20.531 Live from the South Side, I am Candace Washington... 2439 01:35:21.699 --> 01:35:23.467 I need your help. It's Jalen. 2440 01:35:23.532 --> 01:35:25.035 -What's going on with Jalen? -He's about to do this 2441 01:35:25.102 --> 01:35:26.403 Initiation with the Vice Lords. 2442 01:35:26.469 --> 01:35:27.536 Look, I tried to tell him not to. 2443 01:35:27.603 --> 01:35:28.905 Where's he at, Kenny? 2444 01:35:28.972 --> 01:35:30.273 He's at the park. Cornell Square. 2445 01:35:31.107 --> 01:35:32.676 Cal! 2446 01:35:32.743 --> 01:35:34.844 Hell, yeah, that's what I like to hear. 2447 01:35:34.911 --> 01:35:36.914 You all ready? You all ready? 2448 01:35:37.780 --> 01:35:38.915 Yeah. 2449 01:35:39.984 --> 01:35:41.084 What's up, man? 2450 01:35:42.453 --> 01:35:43.788 Where your little homie Kenny at? 2451 01:35:45.722 --> 01:35:48.225 I don't know. I think his dad said he had to come home. 2452 01:35:48.292 --> 01:35:50.393 Stay home? You playing, right? 2453 01:35:51.161 --> 01:35:52.329 Stay home? 2454 01:35:53.163 --> 01:35:54.764 You think this a joke? 2455 01:35:56.232 --> 01:35:57.968 You think this a game, nigga? 2456 01:36:00.169 --> 01:36:01.570 We're concerned about the people 2457 01:36:01.637 --> 01:36:03.239 that Jalen's been hanging around with. 2458 01:36:03.307 --> 01:36:04.775 Are you trying to say Jalen's in a gang? 2459 01:36:04.840 --> 01:36:06.442 Not trying to get that call in the middle of the night 2460 01:36:06.509 --> 01:36:08.544 saying my son is locked up or worse, 2461 01:36:08.611 --> 01:36:11.114 because we didn't act when we had a chance. 2462 01:36:11.181 --> 01:36:13.017 See, that's the problem right there. 2463 01:36:13.083 --> 01:36:14.852 Everybody wanna be down, 2464 01:36:14.918 --> 01:36:17.554 nobody want to put in the work. 2465 01:36:17.620 --> 01:36:19.221 Didn't Quis say to chill this weekend? 2466 01:36:19.289 --> 01:36:21.359 Nigga. Marquis? 2467 01:36:23.761 --> 01:36:26.295 Nigga, I ain't worried about Marquis. 2468 01:36:26.362 --> 01:36:27.798 Know what? You playing me right now. 2469 01:36:27.865 --> 01:36:29.734 You wasting my time right now. 2470 01:36:29.799 --> 01:36:31.502 I think he wasting my time. 2471 01:36:33.536 --> 01:36:35.039 Ain't no going home, nigga. 2472 01:36:35.106 --> 01:36:36.740 Ain't no such thing. 2473 01:36:36.806 --> 01:36:38.174 Why are you trying to take everything 2474 01:36:38.241 --> 01:36:39.476 I like away from me? Because I love you... 2475 01:36:39.543 --> 01:36:40.777 My life would be so much better if you... 2476 01:36:40.843 --> 01:36:41.944 We raised a smart kid. 2477 01:36:42.012 --> 01:36:43.214 You need to make a decision. 2478 01:36:44.614 --> 01:36:46.984 Are you riding or not? 2479 01:37:35.065 --> 01:37:38.034 Ten, nine, eight, 2480 01:37:38.101 --> 01:37:40.971 seven, six, five, 2481 01:37:41.038 --> 01:37:44.141 four, three, two... 2482 01:37:44.208 --> 01:37:45.308 One! 2483 01:37:45.375 --> 01:37:47.343 Yeah! 2484 01:37:51.181 --> 01:37:52.982 That's what I'm talking about! 2485 01:37:53.049 --> 01:37:54.517 Yeah, baby! All right! 2486 01:38:01.391 --> 01:38:02.593 -Bam! -Your daddy gonna be proud. 2487 01:38:02.660 --> 01:38:03.961 Your dad will be so proud of you. 2488 01:38:04.026 --> 01:38:05.128 -You did a good job. -I feel good. 2489 01:38:05.195 --> 01:38:06.229 I feel good. 2490 01:38:07.530 --> 01:38:09.832 Hey, yo, Shad. Hey, man! 2491 01:38:09.900 --> 01:38:12.169 Much love, dude. I'm sorry about everything. 2492 01:38:12.235 --> 01:38:13.335 I love you, boy. 2493 01:38:13.402 --> 01:38:14.405 I love you, bro. Love you. 2494 01:38:16.306 --> 01:38:18.241 Two black dads getting along. 2495 01:38:28.584 --> 01:38:31.087 Let me ask you something... 2496 01:38:31.154 --> 01:38:33.056 I don't come off as gay, do I? 2497 01:38:33.123 --> 01:38:35.926 I mean, I've heard that, like, twice already today. 2498 01:38:35.993 --> 01:38:38.261 No. Now, do I think that you could 2499 01:38:38.328 --> 01:38:41.499 maybe afford to own one less pastel-colored t-shirt 2500 01:38:41.565 --> 01:38:43.100 and go up a size in the jean department? 2501 01:38:43.165 --> 01:38:44.767 Yes, absolutely. 2502 01:38:44.834 --> 01:38:46.369 But who cares? 2503 01:38:46.437 --> 01:38:48.405 Clothes don't signify someone's sexuality. 2504 01:38:48.472 --> 01:38:50.040 Even if you were gay... 2505 01:38:50.106 --> 01:38:51.675 I'm not. For the record. 2506 01:38:51.740 --> 01:38:52.942 I'm not. 2507 01:38:53.009 --> 01:38:55.111 It wouldn't matter to me anyway. 2508 01:38:55.178 --> 01:38:56.881 I like who you are and you shouldn't feel 2509 01:38:56.946 --> 01:38:58.447 pressured to change for anybody. 2510 01:38:58.514 --> 01:39:00.584 And there's no rules on how to be a straight dude. 2511 01:39:00.651 --> 01:39:01.785 Look at Miguel. 2512 01:39:01.852 --> 01:39:03.020 Look at Prince. 2513 01:39:03.087 --> 01:39:05.623 Homeboy be rocking six-inch stilettos and a perm, 2514 01:39:05.688 --> 01:39:06.757 and he can still get it. 2515 01:39:06.824 --> 01:39:08.959 Yes, he can. 2516 01:39:09.026 --> 01:39:10.960 I'm messing with you. Playing the whole... 2517 01:39:11.026 --> 01:39:12.096 -That's... -Anyway. 2518 01:39:13.629 --> 01:39:15.532 So, you like my personality? 2519 01:39:16.933 --> 01:39:20.369 What can I say? I find your neuroses entertaining. 2520 01:39:20.437 --> 01:39:23.940 Your passion for women's rights liberating. 2521 01:39:24.007 --> 01:39:25.009 And... 2522 01:39:27.177 --> 01:39:29.146 I find your nerdiness 2523 01:39:29.212 --> 01:39:30.981 incredibly sexy. 2524 01:39:36.052 --> 01:39:37.053 Talking to me? 2525 01:39:38.120 --> 01:39:39.755 And that's why I like you. 2526 01:39:39.822 --> 01:39:41.292 Because you get me. 2527 01:39:41.357 --> 01:39:44.060 Not a lot of people do, but you definitely do. 2528 01:39:44.127 --> 01:39:46.629 And just so you know, Ronnie, your ex, 2529 01:39:46.695 --> 01:39:49.199 he was never good enough for you. 2530 01:40:01.210 --> 01:40:02.679 I think I'm in love with you. 2531 01:40:02.745 --> 01:40:05.581 And I want to shout it from the rooftops. 2532 01:40:05.648 --> 01:40:07.517 -Too soon? -Yeah. 2533 01:40:07.584 --> 01:40:09.519 -That's what I thought. -Yeah. 2534 01:40:09.585 --> 01:40:11.754 I mean... What'd you hear? You heard that I said 2535 01:40:11.821 --> 01:40:13.790 -I was in love with you? -No. 2536 01:40:13.856 --> 01:40:14.924 Rewind that. 2537 01:40:14.990 --> 01:40:16.092 How about dinner tomorrow night? 2538 01:40:16.160 --> 01:40:17.261 -Okay. -That makes sense. 2539 01:40:17.328 --> 01:40:18.895 Yeah. That's... 2540 01:40:18.962 --> 01:40:20.230 I went from a broken home... 2541 01:40:20.297 --> 01:40:21.298 so I give affection very fast. 2542 01:40:21.365 --> 01:40:22.532 My Lord. My Lord. 2543 01:40:22.600 --> 01:40:24.334 Yeah. Yeah. 2544 01:40:26.236 --> 01:40:28.305 You got a lot of nerve showing up here. 2545 01:40:28.371 --> 01:40:29.539 I came to apologize, Terri. 2546 01:40:29.606 --> 01:40:30.807 I don't want to hear it. 2547 01:40:30.874 --> 01:40:32.509 Well, I wanna say it anyway. 2548 01:40:36.079 --> 01:40:38.315 Listen, I'm really sorry. 2549 01:40:38.382 --> 01:40:40.284 I should have never come between you and Rashad. 2550 01:40:40.350 --> 01:40:41.918 Damn right. 2551 01:40:41.985 --> 01:40:44.521 It's just that you have your whole life taken care of, 2552 01:40:44.588 --> 01:40:46.657 and figured out. And... 2553 01:40:46.722 --> 01:40:48.290 I'm like, still trying to figure out 2554 01:40:48.357 --> 01:40:49.459 every little thing about mine. 2555 01:40:51.093 --> 01:40:52.895 I made a mistake. 2556 01:40:52.962 --> 01:40:54.498 It'll never, ever happen again. 2557 01:40:54.563 --> 01:40:55.598 I promise you that. 2558 01:40:56.865 --> 01:40:58.101 Well... 2559 01:40:59.136 --> 01:41:01.036 I appreciate you saying that. 2560 01:41:01.103 --> 01:41:03.206 Does that mean we're cool? 2561 01:41:05.141 --> 01:41:06.310 I guess. 2562 01:41:06.377 --> 01:41:07.410 Come here, girl! 2563 01:41:11.280 --> 01:41:12.414 Anyway... 2564 01:41:12.481 --> 01:41:15.051 I did want to tell you that if you and Rashad 2565 01:41:15.118 --> 01:41:17.487 was looking for, like, a third girl to help you out, 2566 01:41:17.553 --> 01:41:19.556 you know, get it poppin' or anything like that, 2567 01:41:19.623 --> 01:41:20.991 I would be down for that. 2568 01:41:21.057 --> 01:41:22.558 Mull it over. 2569 01:41:22.624 --> 01:41:23.659 -Bye, Draya. -Hey, hey. 2570 01:41:23.726 --> 01:41:24.928 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 2571 01:41:24.994 --> 01:41:26.763 We need to at least hear her out now. 2572 01:41:26.829 --> 01:41:28.665 I mean, she ain't come this way for nothing. 2573 01:41:28.731 --> 01:41:30.333 Hey, Rashad! What's good, Draya? 2574 01:41:30.400 --> 01:41:31.835 Get in the house. Baby. 2575 01:41:31.901 --> 01:41:33.370 You think it's funny. You're not funny. 2576 01:41:33.437 --> 01:41:34.822 Thanks. 2577 01:41:36.272 --> 01:41:39.241 This is not what you think it is. 2578 01:41:39.308 --> 01:41:41.177 This is that bird I talked about. Remember that? 2579 01:41:41.244 --> 01:41:42.246 It went away. 2580 01:41:43.812 --> 01:41:46.282 It flew away. Let 'em fly. 2581 01:41:51.420 --> 01:41:52.688 Know why I came back? 2582 01:41:52.755 --> 01:41:53.806 Why? 2583 01:41:53.807 --> 01:41:54.857 Because you my man. 2584 01:41:54.923 --> 01:41:56.225 I came back to you. 2585 01:41:56.293 --> 01:41:57.860 Why don't you just give me the damn check? 2586 01:41:57.927 --> 01:41:59.128 My man. 2587 01:41:59.195 --> 01:42:00.364 That's your section. 2588 01:42:00.429 --> 01:42:02.065 -No booth rent. -We're clear? 2589 01:42:02.132 --> 01:42:03.366 Do you. 2590 01:42:03.432 --> 01:42:04.801 My man. It's a pleasure, my brotha. 2591 01:42:04.868 --> 01:42:06.535 You will do good business, my brotha. 2592 01:42:06.602 --> 01:42:07.904 You have a good day! 2593 01:42:07.971 --> 01:42:09.973 Hit these streets. Hey! Hey! 2594 01:42:10.039 --> 01:42:11.374 I need to talk to you. You got to sign 2595 01:42:11.441 --> 01:42:12.876 some paperwork, brotha. 2596 01:42:12.941 --> 01:42:14.610 Your wife trying to find you. 2597 01:42:14.678 --> 01:42:16.747 You're gonna run from me, really? 2598 01:42:19.950 --> 01:42:21.484 Yo, man, we closed. 2599 01:42:21.551 --> 01:42:22.785 Come back tomorrow. 2600 01:42:22.852 --> 01:42:24.355 Man, that's too bad. 2601 01:42:27.156 --> 01:42:29.226 I was really hoping you could fit me in. 2602 01:42:31.194 --> 01:42:33.295 I think I got room for one more. 2603 01:42:38.502 --> 01:42:40.004 Have a seat. 2604 01:42:45.042 --> 01:42:46.159 Glad you came, man. 2605 01:42:47.343 --> 01:42:48.845 Just wanted to do something about this 2606 01:42:48.911 --> 01:42:50.646 so-called abomination you say. 2607 01:42:51.914 --> 01:42:53.917 I'll hook you up, don't worry about nothin'. 2608 01:42:53.984 --> 01:42:56.486 Edge you up real quick. 2609 01:42:56.552 --> 01:42:59.022 I was thinking, 2610 01:42:59.088 --> 01:43:00.523 start off fresh. 2611 01:43:05.995 --> 01:43:07.064 You sure? 2612 01:43:08.330 --> 01:43:09.333 Positive. 2613 01:43:11.234 --> 01:43:12.302 All right. 2614 01:43:12.369 --> 01:43:13.670 Start you off fresh. 2615 01:43:14.937 --> 01:43:18.007 You know, I didn't mean what I said earlier. 2616 01:43:18.074 --> 01:43:20.343 You've always been there for me for everything, 2617 01:43:20.410 --> 01:43:21.745 and I appreciate it. 2618 01:43:24.112 --> 01:43:25.182 Love you, Dad. 2619 01:43:26.215 --> 01:43:27.517 I love you too, man. 2620 01:43:28.218 --> 01:43:29.952 Always gonna be my guy. 2621 01:43:30.018 --> 01:43:31.120 I swear. 2622 01:43:32.755 --> 01:43:35.959 All right. Let's see how we can hook you up here. 2623 01:43:36.959 --> 01:43:38.428 Yeah, okay. 2624 01:43:39.129 --> 01:43:40.697 Now, listen... 2625 01:43:40.762 --> 01:43:42.398 I hear about anything, 2626 01:43:42.464 --> 01:43:44.199 I'm snatching you right up out of there, you hear me? 2627 01:43:44.267 --> 01:43:46.069 -Yeah, I hear you. -I'm not playing. 2628 01:43:46.136 --> 01:43:48.004 Be up there quick fast in a hurry. 2629 01:43:48.070 --> 01:43:51.040 I escort you to the bathroom and everything if I have to. 2630 01:43:54.142 --> 01:43:55.645 Crazy, Dad. 2631 01:43:55.712 --> 01:43:57.480 But I'm fine with that. 2632 01:43:57.547 --> 01:43:59.883 I'm just happy to stay here. Happy to be home. 2633 01:44:01.752 --> 01:44:03.553 I'm happy you back. 2634 01:44:03.620 --> 01:44:05.389 See me hooping this year, right? 2635 01:44:05.455 --> 01:44:07.523 You got to penetrate more. Too many jumpers. 2636 01:44:07.590 --> 01:44:09.026 But they go in though. 2637 01:44:09.092 --> 01:44:10.360 Not all the time, they don't go in. 2638 01:44:10.426 --> 01:44:11.727 Man... 2639 01:44:13.329 --> 01:44:15.431 You don't wanna rock your dreads like that, man? 2640 01:44:15.498 --> 01:44:17.000 Now if you end up on the Bulls, 2641 01:44:17.066 --> 01:44:18.334 your daddy got to go everywhere with you. 2642 01:44:18.401 --> 01:44:20.003 I'm gonna be the team barber. 2643 01:44:20.803 --> 01:44:21.837 Damn, man. 2644 01:44:21.905 --> 01:44:23.505 All right. Tsk. 2645 01:44:23.572 --> 01:44:25.107 Slow down. 2646 01:44:25.174 --> 01:44:26.275 Hey. 2647 01:44:26.342 --> 01:44:28.111 You ain't comb your hair in six months, 2648 01:44:28.178 --> 01:44:29.413 it's a little nappy down there. 2649 01:44:29.478 --> 01:44:31.114 All kind of cucabugs back here. 2650 01:44:31.181 --> 01:44:32.248 Beebees. 2651 01:44:32.315 --> 01:44:33.650 You gonna be all right. 2652 01:44:35.485 --> 01:44:37.621 Yeah. That's it. 2653 01:44:41.257 --> 01:44:42.526 Look fresh. 2654 01:44:44.093 --> 01:44:46.396 Now you look like my son again. 2655 01:44:46.463 --> 01:44:48.264 I'm getting all the shorties at school now. 2656 01:44:49.132 --> 01:44:50.266 Yeah. 2657 01:44:50.333 --> 01:44:52.201 Now you can sweep up the hair. 2658 01:44:54.036 --> 01:44:55.638 Dear Chicago, 2659 01:44:55.704 --> 01:44:57.973 I know I was hard on you before, 2660 01:44:58.040 --> 01:44:59.574 but here's the thing. 2661 01:44:59.642 --> 01:45:00.643 If there's one thing... 2662 01:45:00.709 --> 01:45:02.244 I know about you, 2663 01:45:02.312 --> 01:45:05.248 is that you know how to bounce back. 2664 01:45:05.315 --> 01:45:07.317 And we salute Chicago's own 2665 01:45:07.383 --> 01:45:09.285 South Side Champs. 2666 01:45:12.688 --> 01:45:13.822 Chicago, stand up. 2667 01:45:13.889 --> 01:45:15.659 Chicago, stand up. 2668 01:45:15.725 --> 01:45:17.828 We want them to believe in themselves. 2669 01:45:17.893 --> 01:45:20.128 We want them to believe in their community. 2670 01:45:20.195 --> 01:45:22.431 We want them to believe that they have a future. 2671 01:45:22.499 --> 01:45:23.666 We are college bound. 2672 01:45:23.732 --> 01:45:24.834 We are exceptional. 2673 01:45:24.901 --> 01:45:26.069 Not because we say it, 2674 01:45:26.134 --> 01:45:27.302 but because we work hard at it. 2675 01:45:27.370 --> 01:45:29.072 Hey! Congratulations, Miss Paxton. 2676 01:45:33.176 --> 01:45:35.645 You've always taken personal tragedy 2677 01:45:35.712 --> 01:45:37.780 and turned it into triumph. 2678 01:45:37.847 --> 01:45:39.349 No, don't do it... 2679 01:45:39.415 --> 01:45:41.116 Give me that! 2680 01:45:41.183 --> 01:45:42.785 Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no! 2681 01:45:42.852 --> 01:45:44.520 Breaking down like LeBron! 2682 01:45:44.587 --> 01:45:46.123 Know that. Know that. Yeah. 2683 01:45:46.188 --> 01:45:47.690 They ain't ready. 2684 01:45:47.757 --> 01:45:48.857 That's why I'm not giving up on you. 2685 01:45:48.924 --> 01:45:51.326 There we go. This what we running. 2686 01:45:51.393 --> 01:45:53.797 Because you never gave up on me. 2687 01:45:58.200 --> 01:45:59.935 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2688 01:46:00.003 --> 01:46:01.038 Who won? Who won? 2689 01:46:01.039 --> 01:46:02.072 Boom, every time. 2690 01:46:02.871 --> 01:46:04.007 Mr. Wilson! 2691 01:46:07.611 --> 01:46:10.146 And I know whatever happens, 2692 01:46:10.213 --> 01:46:11.781 eventually, 2693 01:46:11.847 --> 01:46:13.548 Chicago, 2694 01:46:13.615 --> 01:46:16.018 you'll find your way back home. 2695 01:46:16.084 --> 01:46:17.820 You always do. 2696 01:46:20.722 --> 01:46:21.757 What's up? 2697 01:46:25.629 --> 01:46:27.997 Yeah, who won? What's the real story? 2698 01:46:28.063 --> 01:46:29.664 What's the real story? 2699 01:46:29.731 --> 01:46:31.133 Who won? Who won? 2700 01:46:32.602 --> 01:46:34.137 Let's just stick to cutting hair, right? 2701 01:46:39.141 --> 01:46:41.377 What can the people of Chicago take away from this? 2702 01:46:41.444 --> 01:46:43.245 It's a reminder that the individual, 2703 01:46:43.312 --> 01:46:45.015 or, in this case, individuals, 2704 01:46:45.081 --> 01:46:46.548 can make a big difference. 2705 01:46:46.615 --> 01:46:48.183 As a former barber in the shop, 2706 01:46:48.250 --> 01:46:50.219 -it's been very inspiring... -Is that Jimmy James? 2707 01:46:50.285 --> 01:46:51.554 For me to see the people of community 2708 01:46:51.620 --> 01:46:52.721 come together and show the world 2709 01:46:52.789 --> 01:46:54.391 that there's still hope on the South Side. 2710 01:46:54.456 --> 01:46:55.525 Mr. James! 2711 01:46:55.526 --> 01:46:56.593 Ms. Cruz. 2712 01:46:56.659 --> 01:46:58.361 In light of the success of the ceasefire, 2713 01:46:58.428 --> 01:47:00.530 have you personally changed your mind about the enclosure, 2714 01:47:00.597 --> 01:47:02.199 and do you think it'll have any effect 2715 01:47:02.264 --> 01:47:03.566 on the upcoming council vote? 2716 01:47:03.633 --> 01:47:04.768 Go ahead, Jimmy. 2717 01:47:04.834 --> 01:47:06.203 Well, I can't speak for the Council, 2718 01:47:06.268 --> 01:47:08.105 but I'd be shocked if they voted yes, 2719 01:47:08.170 --> 01:47:09.739 when so many have voted against it. 2720 01:47:09.806 --> 01:47:11.007 See, the whole point of the enclosure 2721 01:47:11.074 --> 01:47:12.709 was to decrease violence in the neighborhood. 2722 01:47:12.776 --> 01:47:14.511 And I think that Mr. Palmer and Ms. Norris... 2723 01:47:16.045 --> 01:47:16.945 and the rest of the team down at the shop... 2724 01:47:17.012 --> 01:47:18.581 found a way to do just that. 2725 01:47:18.647 --> 01:47:20.516 That's right! 2726 01:47:20.583 --> 01:47:21.584 Yeah! 2727 01:47:25.521 --> 01:47:27.323 Dad! You see this? 2728 01:47:29.325 --> 01:47:30.627 Man, that's got to... No, it ain't. 2729 01:47:30.692 --> 01:47:31.895 Serious? 2730 01:47:31.962 --> 01:47:33.094 My God. 2731 01:47:33.161 --> 01:47:34.597 My God. 2732 01:47:34.664 --> 01:47:35.732 Hey, everybody! 2733 01:47:35.733 --> 01:47:36.800 Hell, no. 2734 01:47:36.866 --> 01:47:38.066 It's good to see you. 2735 01:47:38.133 --> 01:47:39.268 -How are you? -Mr. President. 2736 01:47:39.335 --> 01:47:40.436 -How you doing? -I'm doing great. 2737 01:47:40.503 --> 01:47:41.737 I like that sharp suit. 2738 01:47:41.803 --> 01:47:43.138 -Hey, I'll get you one. -I'm gonna hold you to that. 2739 01:47:43.204 --> 01:47:44.239 Gotcha. Okay. 2740 01:47:44.307 --> 01:47:46.242 Mr. President, how you doing, sir? 2741 01:47:46.308 --> 01:47:47.576 You know, it's good to be back, 2742 01:47:47.643 --> 01:47:49.445 where it all started for me. 2743 01:47:49.512 --> 01:47:50.713 The South Side. 2744 01:47:50.780 --> 01:47:52.516 -I told you. -Hey, Eddie! 2745 01:47:53.348 --> 01:47:54.583 Very good to see you. 2746 01:47:54.651 --> 01:47:55.752 Good to see you. 2747 01:47:55.819 --> 01:47:56.986 Take that jacket off. 2748 01:47:57.053 --> 01:47:58.655 -Should I say hi? -Yeah. 2749 01:47:58.722 --> 01:47:59.789 Hi! How you doing? 2750 01:47:59.855 --> 01:48:00.991 Have a seat right there. 2751 01:48:02.793 --> 01:48:04.326 I was telling these kids how I used to cut 2752 01:48:04.392 --> 01:48:06.329 your hair back in the day. You sure did. 2753 01:48:06.396 --> 01:48:07.931 You was running around here organizing. 2754 01:48:07.996 --> 01:48:09.266 You know, I gotta get a picture of this. 2755 01:48:09.331 --> 01:48:10.633 Calvin, take this picture. Yeah. 2756 01:48:10.700 --> 01:48:11.768 Bam! 2757 01:48:11.834 --> 01:48:13.236 How you doing, Mr. President? 2758 01:48:13.303 --> 01:48:14.838 My name's Calvin. 2759 01:48:14.905 --> 01:48:16.572 I own the shop with Angie right here. 2760 01:48:16.639 --> 01:48:17.840 -I'm Angie. Hi. -Yeah. 2761 01:48:17.907 --> 01:48:19.107 We appreciate your small business. 2762 01:48:19.174 --> 01:48:21.142 Hey, Mr. President. New Democrat right here. 2763 01:48:21.209 --> 01:48:22.578 All right! Congratulations! 2764 01:48:24.213 --> 01:48:25.614 Stop acting all nervous, Eddie. 2765 01:48:25.682 --> 01:48:26.683 You know, you know what you're doing. Come on, man. 2766 01:48:26.749 --> 01:48:27.917 I cut the man's hair years ago. 2767 01:48:27.984 --> 01:48:29.185 I know what I'm doing right here. 2768 01:48:30.386 --> 01:48:31.922 Mr. President, I just want to say, 2769 01:48:31.987 --> 01:48:33.322 you know, I really love what you've done 2770 01:48:33.389 --> 01:48:34.657 for the black community. 2771 01:48:34.723 --> 01:48:36.458 All right. And I'm loving those pants. 2772 01:48:36.526 --> 01:48:38.595 -Thank you. -Appreciate your patriotism. 2773 01:48:38.660 --> 01:48:39.962 I salute you, too. 2774 01:48:41.731 --> 01:48:43.366 Barry. Come on, now. 2775 01:48:43.432 --> 01:48:44.601 I'm sorry. 2776 01:48:44.667 --> 01:48:47.102 Okay, here we go. Low like you always do? 2777 01:48:47.169 --> 01:48:48.838 Come on, now, hook your man up. 2778 01:48:48.905 --> 01:48:50.773 -Little bit. -Are you shaking, Eddie? 2779 01:48:50.839 --> 01:48:52.441 Eddie, you got it. 2780 01:48:52.508 --> 01:48:54.043 Come on, Eddie. Represent now. 2781 01:48:59.949 --> 01:49:01.317 Eddie! 2782 01:49:01.383 --> 01:49:02.918 One-Stop, 2783 01:49:03.852 --> 01:49:05.254 you got some salve? 2784 01:49:06.388 --> 01:49:08.123 I can fix it! I can fix it! 2785 01:49:08.190 --> 01:49:09.326 Sit back down! 2786 01:49:10.305 --> 01:49:16.543 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org