1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:17,566 Yes, sir, it's Cayman Kelly stretching and yawning, 3 00:00:17,633 --> 00:00:19,302 and wishing you a good morning! 4 00:00:19,368 --> 00:00:21,470 Right now, it's about 55 degrees and cloudy, 5 00:00:21,537 --> 00:00:23,506 and I want everybody to have a blessed day 6 00:00:23,572 --> 00:00:25,074 and do what you can to love yourself 7 00:00:25,141 --> 00:00:26,709 and love one another. 8 00:00:26,775 --> 00:00:29,244 Peace, Chicago. Let's do this! 9 00:00:41,523 --> 00:00:43,091 Dear Chicago, 10 00:00:43,158 --> 00:00:46,561 the world knows you as the birthplace of the skyscraper, 11 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,031 deep dish pizza, 12 00:00:48,096 --> 00:00:49,298 Don Cornelius, 13 00:00:49,365 --> 00:00:50,532 Kanye West, 14 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,669 and the home of the Cubs, Bulls, 15 00:00:52,734 --> 00:00:55,470 and undisputed queen of daytime television, 16 00:00:55,538 --> 00:00:57,807 Oprah. 17 00:00:57,874 --> 00:01:00,176 BARBERSHOP THE NEXT CUT -And of course, yours truly. 18 00:01:00,242 --> 00:01:02,978 BARBERSHOP THE NEXT CUT -But to me, you're much more than that. 19 00:01:03,045 --> 00:01:05,181 Subrip: Pix -You're the place that raised me, 20 00:01:05,247 --> 00:01:06,916 Subrip: Pix -the place I call home. 21 00:01:06,982 --> 00:01:09,551 And I'll never forget what you gave me. 22 00:01:10,318 --> 00:01:12,121 My first kiss, 23 00:01:12,187 --> 00:01:14,556 with mean-ass Shonda Wilkins. 24 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,529 My first fight... 25 00:01:20,595 --> 00:01:23,465 And first ass-whooping from Boobie Monroe. 26 00:01:25,568 --> 00:01:29,271 And of course, my first love, my wife, Jennifer, 27 00:01:29,337 --> 00:01:33,074 who gave me the greatest gift a man could ever ask for... 28 00:01:33,142 --> 00:01:35,312 My son, Jalen Palmer. 29 00:01:42,551 --> 00:01:43,720 Yeah. 30 00:01:43,786 --> 00:01:45,821 You know how we do. South Side Chicago, baby! 31 00:01:45,887 --> 00:01:48,124 South Side, baby. Yes, sir, 79th Street all day. 32 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:49,591 -Yes, sir. -It don't stop. 33 00:01:49,658 --> 00:01:50,659 I just wanna say thank you. 34 00:01:50,726 --> 00:01:51,794 For what? 35 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:53,095 For introducing me to Rashad. 36 00:01:53,161 --> 00:01:54,464 Y'all gonna be divorced in a minute. 37 00:01:56,131 --> 00:01:58,568 No, I'm just playing with you. 38 00:01:58,634 --> 00:01:59,968 Not to mention, 39 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:02,004 lifelong friendship 40 00:02:02,071 --> 00:02:03,706 and family. 41 00:02:06,309 --> 00:02:08,110 And the birth of a new era. 42 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:10,513 Yes, we can! Yes, we can! 43 00:02:10,579 --> 00:02:11,613 So I hope you know 44 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,282 it's out of love that I say this. 45 00:02:13,348 --> 00:02:14,850 But recently, 46 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:16,753 things ain't been the same between me and you. 47 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:19,589 Lately, you've been out of control. 48 00:02:19,656 --> 00:02:22,158 At least 24 people were shot and injured. 49 00:02:22,223 --> 00:02:24,761 Police believe most shootings were gang-related. 50 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:25,995 And I'm not the only one 51 00:02:26,061 --> 00:02:27,464 that feels this way, Chicago. 52 00:02:27,530 --> 00:02:29,699 We've just gone to a new low. When you now... 53 00:02:29,765 --> 00:02:31,334 There used to be a day when there was a code. 54 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,734 You didn't kill children. You didn't kill mothers. 55 00:02:32,801 --> 00:02:35,604 You didn't kill grandmothers. There is no boundary. 56 00:02:35,672 --> 00:02:37,573 Children are dying in the street. 57 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:39,208 We Have to the violence. 58 00:02:39,275 --> 00:02:40,543 The streets are talking. 59 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:42,345 They're tired. 60 00:02:44,913 --> 00:02:46,848 They're angry. 61 00:02:55,424 --> 00:02:58,693 WBBM news time, 6:32. 62 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:00,562 Violence on Chicago's streets 63 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:02,799 took no holiday for the long weekend. 64 00:03:02,864 --> 00:03:04,967 Police say at least eight people were killed 65 00:03:05,033 --> 00:03:08,037 and 20 others wounded in shootings since Thursday. 66 00:03:08,103 --> 00:03:10,238 That's an increase over last year's holiday weekend 67 00:03:10,305 --> 00:03:12,908 that saw five killed and 14 wounded. 68 00:03:12,976 --> 00:03:14,609 Lord. 69 00:03:14,676 --> 00:03:16,544 Hey, Eddie. What's up, man? 70 00:03:16,612 --> 00:03:18,614 Calvin, I messed up this time, man. 71 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:19,814 I'm telling you. I did something wrong. 72 00:03:19,882 --> 00:03:21,550 What? 73 00:03:21,616 --> 00:03:23,151 There's a bunch of them Gangster Disciples down there in the corner, 74 00:03:23,218 --> 00:03:24,853 with their pants hanging all around their ankles. 75 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:27,422 And I told them how they was a bunch of conjugal visits gone bad. 76 00:03:27,489 --> 00:03:29,358 And they're coming down here. They're coming after me, Calvin. 77 00:03:29,424 --> 00:03:31,126 -I need the strap! -Strap? 78 00:03:31,192 --> 00:03:32,360 I need the heat! Where's the heater? 79 00:03:32,428 --> 00:03:33,561 Ain't no heat in here, man. 80 00:03:33,628 --> 00:03:34,697 The gun! The gat! 81 00:03:34,763 --> 00:03:36,398 There ain't no gun in this shop. 82 00:03:36,465 --> 00:03:37,700 So we ain't got no gun? 83 00:03:37,767 --> 00:03:39,268 They're about to come in here with AKs 84 00:03:39,335 --> 00:03:40,769 and 47s and Desert Eagles, 85 00:03:40,835 --> 00:03:44,072 and we got nothing but witch hazel! 86 00:03:44,139 --> 00:03:46,708 Eddie. Are you serious? Because I don't see nobody. 87 00:03:46,775 --> 00:03:48,110 Here they come! 88 00:03:48,176 --> 00:03:49,311 -Where? -Come on! 89 00:03:49,377 --> 00:03:51,813 Come on, Calvin! Come on! 90 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,382 Shit! Man. 91 00:03:53,449 --> 00:03:54,983 Shit, man. 92 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:56,218 What are we gonna do? 93 00:03:57,887 --> 00:04:01,122 You know what, I talked my way into this, 94 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:02,657 maybe I can talk my way out of it. 95 00:04:02,725 --> 00:04:04,359 Man, we can go out the back. Let's just go out the back! 96 00:04:04,426 --> 00:04:06,395 I can't run, Calvin. I'm old. 97 00:04:06,461 --> 00:04:07,896 -Let's go. -I'm just gonna talk to them. 98 00:04:07,962 --> 00:04:09,163 They're young boys, and I'm gonna talk to them. 99 00:04:09,231 --> 00:04:11,400 Listen, you're not going out there! 100 00:04:11,466 --> 00:04:13,035 Let me get something. Just wait. 101 00:04:13,102 --> 00:04:14,571 Calvin! Don't. 102 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:18,006 There we go. 103 00:04:19,107 --> 00:04:20,742 Let's be reasonable. 104 00:04:20,809 --> 00:04:23,578 Everybody just calm down. Let me just talk to you. 105 00:04:23,645 --> 00:04:25,681 -Everybody stay cool-headed. -Shit. 106 00:04:25,748 --> 00:04:28,217 Hey! Hey! Hey! Just give me one of... 107 00:04:28,284 --> 00:04:30,420 Leave that man alone! Black lives matter! 108 00:04:30,486 --> 00:04:31,988 He's old and decrepit! 109 00:04:34,624 --> 00:04:36,792 Pedro, Feliz Navidad. 110 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:38,160 Eddie. 111 00:04:38,227 --> 00:04:39,261 You want some? 112 00:04:39,328 --> 00:04:41,130 -Man. -I got you. 113 00:04:41,196 --> 00:04:42,530 I'm tired of this, Eddie. 114 00:04:47,936 --> 00:04:50,071 That sandwich was hand-crafted. 115 00:04:53,241 --> 00:04:54,811 And you should have heard! 116 00:04:54,876 --> 00:04:56,277 "Black lives matter!" 117 00:04:56,345 --> 00:04:58,246 "Eddie, don't go out there, they're gonna kill ya!" 118 00:04:58,313 --> 00:05:00,984 He was quivering like Terrence Howard at the Oscars. 119 00:05:01,049 --> 00:05:02,551 See, Eddie, that's your problem. 120 00:05:02,619 --> 00:05:03,953 You play too damn much, man. 121 00:05:04,018 --> 00:05:05,953 One day, somebody gonna be chasing your ass for real. 122 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:07,857 You know what I"a do? I"a let them catch you. 123 00:05:07,924 --> 00:05:09,392 Okay, okay. 124 00:05:10,559 --> 00:05:12,261 You know the rules, baby boy. 125 00:05:12,328 --> 00:05:13,696 If you like it, you pay. 126 00:05:13,763 --> 00:05:15,398 If you don't like it, your ass pay anyway. 127 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:16,965 Nice. Nice. 128 00:05:20,234 --> 00:05:22,537 Well, Isaac, 129 00:05:22,604 --> 00:05:24,739 it's good running into you again. 130 00:05:24,806 --> 00:05:27,042 Man, she know she ain't never ran a day in her life. 131 00:05:30,378 --> 00:05:31,712 You gonna call me, right? 132 00:05:33,316 --> 00:05:34,482 You crazy. 133 00:05:34,549 --> 00:05:36,785 All right... 134 00:05:36,852 --> 00:05:38,388 Yes! 135 00:05:38,453 --> 00:05:40,288 All right, Soror. Girl, I'll talk to you later. 136 00:05:40,355 --> 00:05:41,623 Bye. 137 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:42,790 You know you my girl and... 138 00:05:42,857 --> 00:05:44,459 All right, baby girl. 139 00:05:44,527 --> 00:05:45,761 See you around. 140 00:05:46,895 --> 00:05:48,097 Damn! 141 00:05:48,164 --> 00:05:50,199 What happened to the barbershop, Calvin? 142 00:05:50,265 --> 00:05:52,367 I used to come here to get away from women. 143 00:05:52,434 --> 00:05:53,735 Especially the ones I'll never ever 144 00:05:53,802 --> 00:05:55,470 wanna see again as long as I live. 145 00:05:55,537 --> 00:05:58,073 You know you love the ladies, especially the sistas. 146 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,874 Yeah, it's true, I like the sisters. I do. 147 00:05:59,941 --> 00:06:01,576 Just not that one. 148 00:06:01,643 --> 00:06:03,746 But homegirl in a catsuit, though, she could get it. 149 00:06:03,813 --> 00:06:04,881 What's good, ma? 150 00:06:04,946 --> 00:06:06,214 Not you, pa. 151 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,783 What them pockets do, little daddy? 152 00:06:09,849 --> 00:06:11,119 You can come over here and frisk me if you like. 153 00:06:13,054 --> 00:06:14,823 Now, I'm gonna keep it real here for a second. 154 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:16,525 This was a male sanctuary. 155 00:06:16,592 --> 00:06:18,627 This is the original man cave. 156 00:06:18,693 --> 00:06:20,528 And now, it's just a club, 157 00:06:20,595 --> 00:06:22,497 with the lights on, and no drinks. 158 00:06:23,698 --> 00:06:25,467 Yo, Isaac. It is what it is, man. 159 00:06:25,535 --> 00:06:27,369 The recession ain't never left the South Side. 160 00:06:27,436 --> 00:06:29,371 Joining forces saved us both. 161 00:06:29,438 --> 00:06:30,640 Well, change is good. 162 00:06:31,907 --> 00:06:33,342 Everyone be well. Good seeing y'all. 163 00:06:33,409 --> 00:06:34,243 -I'll see you around again soon. -Later. 164 00:06:34,309 --> 00:06:35,477 Bye. 165 00:06:35,544 --> 00:06:36,845 Peace. Good luck with everything. 166 00:06:36,912 --> 00:06:38,013 Send me some pictures. 167 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,282 Guychat. Guybarber. Snapchat. 168 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:42,950 Hit me up anytime you want. I"a see you later. 169 00:06:43,018 --> 00:06:44,386 He swear he cute. 170 00:06:44,453 --> 00:06:45,822 Aight, don't get nothing on you now. 171 00:06:47,222 --> 00:06:48,256 Look at him. He gonna chase her. 172 00:06:48,323 --> 00:06:50,092 Watch him. Watch him go. 173 00:06:50,157 --> 00:06:51,193 Hey, Aisha! 174 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:52,428 I told you! 175 00:06:54,462 --> 00:06:55,563 Y'all see that one? 176 00:06:55,631 --> 00:06:57,032 He like them big like that. 177 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,600 Eddie, not cool. 178 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:01,270 Go on back to your seat, Poetic Injustice. 179 00:07:02,804 --> 00:07:04,006 -What up? -What up, pimpin'? 180 00:07:04,073 --> 00:07:05,107 What up, G-ball? 181 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:06,241 What's hangin', Rashad? 182 00:07:06,308 --> 00:07:07,776 What up, J, Bree, Angie? 183 00:07:07,842 --> 00:07:08,878 -Hey, Rashad. -Morning, Rashad. 184 00:07:08,945 --> 00:07:10,079 Hey, yo, boy. Cal, what up? 185 00:07:10,145 --> 00:07:11,412 -What's up with you, man? -You good? 186 00:07:11,479 --> 00:07:12,580 -Good, I'm good. -Aight. 187 00:07:12,648 --> 00:07:13,681 Seriously. 188 00:07:13,749 --> 00:07:14,883 Your girl does need to be careful 189 00:07:14,950 --> 00:07:17,286 wearing all of that red and gold down 79th. 190 00:07:17,352 --> 00:07:19,422 Yeah, man. The Vice Lords don't play that. 191 00:07:19,487 --> 00:07:20,621 You can't just wear their colors 192 00:07:20,688 --> 00:07:21,823 and walk down the street unchecked. 193 00:07:21,890 --> 00:07:23,725 Man, the streets is crazy right now. 194 00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:25,393 I damn near got robbed the other day. 195 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:26,794 I did get robbed the other day. 196 00:07:26,862 --> 00:07:28,297 What? Man, I got robbed twice 197 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:30,433 on the same day on the same block. 198 00:07:30,499 --> 00:07:31,934 That ain't shit. 199 00:07:32,001 --> 00:07:34,003 Last week, I got robbed twice 200 00:07:34,070 --> 00:07:36,305 and got my ass beat by the second robber 201 00:07:36,371 --> 00:07:38,040 for giving all my money to the first. 202 00:07:39,174 --> 00:07:40,643 She wasn't playing. 203 00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:42,978 I've been living on the south side since '52. 204 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,782 I've been robbed, been shot, been stabbed. 205 00:07:45,847 --> 00:07:48,049 Hell, been stoned, been groped, 206 00:07:48,116 --> 00:07:49,450 and almost lynched twice. 207 00:07:49,518 --> 00:07:51,621 Nobody tried to lynch your musty ass. 208 00:07:51,686 --> 00:07:53,321 The only reason I'm still here 209 00:07:53,388 --> 00:07:54,523 is because the first time, 210 00:07:54,590 --> 00:07:56,191 they didn't know how to tie the knot. 211 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:58,227 So I just slipped right out. 212 00:07:58,294 --> 00:07:59,428 And second time, 213 00:07:59,494 --> 00:08:01,262 the tree was too short. 214 00:08:03,332 --> 00:08:06,402 Hey, Calvin, I finished reorganizing that supply closet. 215 00:08:06,467 --> 00:08:07,669 You want me to sweep before I go? 216 00:08:07,736 --> 00:08:08,904 -No, man. -You sure? 217 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:10,506 No. No, go on ahead to school. 218 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,407 -You sure, man? -Yeah, man, positive. 219 00:08:12,474 --> 00:08:13,976 -Here you go. -Man, I appreciate that for sure. 220 00:08:14,042 --> 00:08:15,343 I appreciate it, too. 221 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:17,579 -I'm gonna see you again next week. -Okay. 222 00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:18,881 Take care, Angie. You be careful out there. 223 00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:20,448 -Bye, Anthony. -All right, y'all. 224 00:08:20,515 --> 00:08:21,533 All right, man. Thanks! 225 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:22,551 All right, Chris Beige. 226 00:08:22,616 --> 00:08:23,852 Now, don't get robbed. 227 00:08:23,919 --> 00:08:24,987 You a trip. 228 00:08:25,052 --> 00:08:26,354 Rashad, your son's here! 229 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:27,922 Hey, what up, everybody? Hey, Angie. 230 00:08:27,989 --> 00:08:29,290 There you go, double-trouble. 231 00:08:29,357 --> 00:08:30,692 What's up, Eddie? Good. 232 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,861 Hey, what's up, Dad? How's everything? 233 00:08:32,927 --> 00:08:35,364 Pretty good. Shouldn't you two be at school by now? 234 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:36,799 Yeah, we on our way. 235 00:08:36,865 --> 00:08:38,700 I just stopped by because I need to borrow $20. 236 00:08:40,135 --> 00:08:41,235 Dad, come on, I need it. 237 00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:42,470 Angie, you got 20 bucks? 238 00:08:42,537 --> 00:08:44,172 Yeah, I got 20. 239 00:08:44,239 --> 00:08:45,624 Yo, Rashad, you got a dub on you? 240 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,008 Yes, sir. What up, son? 241 00:08:47,075 --> 00:08:48,977 Does everybody in here that's working... 242 00:08:49,043 --> 00:08:51,747 What up, Dad? -got at least $20 in their pocket or purse? 243 00:08:51,814 --> 00:08:52,899 Yeah, I do. 244 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:53,983 Indeed, I do. 245 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:56,585 I had $20, but I got robbed. 246 00:08:57,753 --> 00:08:59,287 That was serious, I ain't make that up. 247 00:08:59,354 --> 00:09:00,523 That bitch was swole. 248 00:09:01,590 --> 00:09:03,691 Not now, Dante. Not now. 249 00:09:03,758 --> 00:09:05,427 Do you know what all these people got in common? 250 00:09:05,861 --> 00:09:06,928 They old? 251 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,230 Hold on now. Hey! 252 00:09:09,297 --> 00:09:10,298 Hey, Dad! 253 00:09:10,364 --> 00:09:11,466 You know, you ain't too grown 254 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:12,633 to get your butt whooped. 255 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:14,702 Cal, you want me to take care of this for you? 256 00:09:14,769 --> 00:09:16,604 -No, I got this. -Okay. 257 00:09:16,672 --> 00:09:17,739 Relax, Adrian Peterson. 258 00:09:17,806 --> 00:09:19,608 It's 2016, not 1816. 259 00:09:19,675 --> 00:09:22,978 You can't pull kids pants down and spank their bottoms until it turns red. 260 00:09:23,045 --> 00:09:24,979 It's illegal and a little creepy. 261 00:09:25,047 --> 00:09:26,547 Ain't nobody talking about that Catholic school you went to. 262 00:09:26,614 --> 00:09:28,750 Do I look like Father Flanagan? 263 00:09:28,816 --> 00:09:31,354 When I was growing up, ass whippings were like meals, 264 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:32,555 and I was well-fed. 265 00:09:32,556 --> 00:09:33,689 Hey, Kenny. 266 00:09:33,755 --> 00:09:36,124 So, can we maybe get back to the $20? 267 00:09:36,191 --> 00:09:37,625 Whatever happened to you coming around 268 00:09:37,692 --> 00:09:39,694 after school every now and then and helping out? 269 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,396 Dad, come on. You know I'm busy with homework and basketball. 270 00:09:42,464 --> 00:09:44,032 We've been busy with work. 271 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:45,801 It's a simple equation, son. 272 00:09:45,868 --> 00:09:48,804 You don't work, you don't get paid. Okay? 273 00:09:48,869 --> 00:09:51,506 This ain't The Oprah Show. You don't just show up and get free gifts. 274 00:09:52,141 --> 00:09:53,676 Aight. 275 00:09:53,743 --> 00:09:55,945 And I better not find out that you're late to that school. 276 00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:57,579 Told you, man. 277 00:09:57,646 --> 00:09:58,648 Hey, Kenny. 278 00:09:59,715 --> 00:10:01,115 I seen that. 279 00:10:01,182 --> 00:10:02,317 Put it back. 280 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:04,186 I saw you, Kenny. 281 00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:06,388 Those candy bars are a dollar apiece, if you want one. 282 00:10:06,455 --> 00:10:08,190 I'm not playing. 283 00:10:08,257 --> 00:10:11,327 If not, I'm assume you took 50 and I'm taking it out your pop's paycheck. 284 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,328 And he don't make that much. 285 00:10:13,396 --> 00:10:15,898 Not to put your business out there, but Terri does make more. 286 00:10:17,065 --> 00:10:18,534 Put it back. 287 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:19,868 Busted! 288 00:10:21,003 --> 00:10:22,003 Everybody, check your wallets. 289 00:10:22,971 --> 00:10:24,239 He got sticky fingers. 290 00:10:25,474 --> 00:10:27,443 -Y'all have a blessed day. -Shut up! 291 00:10:27,508 --> 00:10:28,777 "Have a blessed day"? 292 00:10:28,844 --> 00:10:31,547 He said, "Have a blessed day." 293 00:10:31,614 --> 00:10:34,215 I mean, why your dad's gotta be so stingy? 294 00:10:34,282 --> 00:10:37,419 Thinking he teaching lessons and dropping knowledge. 295 00:10:37,485 --> 00:10:39,020 That shit is annoying. 296 00:10:39,086 --> 00:10:40,722 For real, bro. 297 00:10:40,788 --> 00:10:42,157 Him and your dad, 298 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:44,325 always talkin' out the sides of their face. 299 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,827 Talking about how they repping 79th, 300 00:10:46,894 --> 00:10:49,130 all that nonsense, South Side, all that stupid shit. 301 00:10:49,197 --> 00:10:50,298 Stupid shit. 302 00:10:55,204 --> 00:10:57,138 What's up, G? 303 00:10:57,205 --> 00:10:59,508 What size is them Jordans? 304 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,209 They my size. That's what size they are. 305 00:11:01,276 --> 00:11:02,978 You think you got heart? 306 00:11:03,045 --> 00:11:05,147 Well, guess what, little nigger. Hearts ain't bulletproof. 307 00:11:05,214 --> 00:11:06,614 Hey, why don't y'all just keep moving? 308 00:11:06,681 --> 00:11:08,050 Y'all out of your neighborhood anyway. 309 00:11:08,115 --> 00:11:09,585 Nigger, what you talking about? 310 00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:11,286 Y'all know our crew run this whole neighborhood. 311 00:11:11,353 --> 00:11:12,755 We run this whole shit. 312 00:11:12,821 --> 00:11:15,556 Hey, yo, shorty, run them kicks. 313 00:11:15,624 --> 00:11:17,259 Man, y'all niggas ain't shit. 314 00:11:18,926 --> 00:11:20,528 Yeah, I said it. 315 00:11:20,595 --> 00:11:22,697 Nigga, this our block. You know that. 316 00:11:23,764 --> 00:11:25,667 Unless you really wanna do it. 317 00:11:32,007 --> 00:11:33,008 We out. 318 00:11:34,008 --> 00:11:35,210 All right. 319 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,278 Yeah, I thought so. 320 00:11:37,546 --> 00:11:38,948 Yeah, keep it pushing. 321 00:11:40,849 --> 00:11:42,151 Get out of here, man. 322 00:11:45,988 --> 00:11:47,123 Bitch-ass nigga. 323 00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:49,290 Yo, thanks, Yummy. 324 00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:50,393 Ain't nothing. 325 00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:52,360 What's up, J? 326 00:11:52,427 --> 00:11:54,496 Heard you balled out this season. 327 00:11:54,564 --> 00:11:56,832 Hey, you know, trying to do my thing. 328 00:11:56,898 --> 00:11:58,066 Man, coach already talking about 329 00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:59,467 bumpin' him up to varsity next year. 330 00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:01,836 Word? That's good, man. Keep putting in work. 331 00:12:01,902 --> 00:12:03,504 You know, that's how you get to the big leagues, 332 00:12:03,571 --> 00:12:05,140 like D-Rose and D-Wade. 333 00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:06,841 Y'all need anything though? Y'all straight? 334 00:12:08,243 --> 00:12:09,244 We cool. 335 00:12:10,613 --> 00:12:11,912 I got somethin' for y'all, man. 336 00:12:11,979 --> 00:12:14,148 I know how it be, being a little homie. You know? 337 00:12:14,215 --> 00:12:16,185 I know y'all cool, be cooler. 338 00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:17,786 Ben Frank style. 339 00:12:17,853 --> 00:12:20,089 Gotta keep the little homies fresh, you feel me? 340 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,657 Yo, thanks, Yummy. 341 00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:23,959 Y'all gonna be family soon anyway, right? 342 00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:25,728 -Fo' sho? -Yeah. 343 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:27,561 There's a lot more where that came from. 344 00:12:27,628 --> 00:12:28,696 So get used to it. 345 00:12:28,697 --> 00:12:29,764 All right, Yummy. 346 00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:30,865 I'll holler at you, J. 347 00:12:30,932 --> 00:12:31,933 All right. 348 00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:34,302 Yo! 349 00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:36,238 Girl, keep the change. 350 00:12:36,305 --> 00:12:37,790 You like it? 351 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:41,777 Damn, I see you getting that chop over there, girl. 352 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:42,844 Yes, I am. 353 00:12:42,911 --> 00:12:44,680 How much you charge for them weaves? 354 00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:47,516 Well, it depends. 'Cause if you wanna be basic ass 355 00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:49,950 No, No, No Destiny's Child Beyonce, 356 00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:51,753 that's gonna cost you, like, $200. 357 00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:53,789 If you wanna be like, you know, Cater 2 U Beyonce, 358 00:12:53,855 --> 00:12:55,523 that's gonna cost you, like, $600. 359 00:12:55,590 --> 00:12:59,095 And if you wanna be Beyonce featuring Jay Z... 360 00:12:59,161 --> 00:13:00,762 Boom, boom. 361 00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:03,766 That's gonna cost you, like, a stack. 362 00:13:03,832 --> 00:13:06,935 I can't believe y'all spend all that money on weaves anyway. 363 00:13:07,002 --> 00:13:08,537 Next thing you know, you gonna be just 364 00:13:08,603 --> 00:13:11,707 high-jacking and robbing Puerto Ricans for their hair. 365 00:13:11,773 --> 00:13:14,676 Eddie, the only hair getting stolen around here is Indian hair. 366 00:13:14,743 --> 00:13:18,714 It's lush, it's beautiful, and it's infused with coconut oil right out the womb, okay? 367 00:13:18,781 --> 00:13:20,683 That's why all y'all want it. 368 00:13:20,749 --> 00:13:23,317 Man, I can't believe y'all put all that money on your heads, 369 00:13:23,384 --> 00:13:25,553 and then don't be having no money for your rent. 370 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:28,023 Excuse you, this is how I pay my rent. 371 00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:29,591 Exactly. 372 00:13:29,657 --> 00:13:31,960 'Cause with this hair and this booty, 373 00:13:32,027 --> 00:13:33,861 it's like walking around with a black AmEx. 374 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,297 And I never get denied. 375 00:13:36,364 --> 00:13:37,965 I bet you don't. 376 00:13:38,032 --> 00:13:39,902 Y'all in here complaining about our weaves, 377 00:13:39,968 --> 00:13:41,437 but y'all negroes know good and well 378 00:13:41,503 --> 00:13:44,940 that you'd drop-kick Lupita to get to Kim Kardashian. 379 00:13:45,005 --> 00:13:46,674 Even the non-negroes. 380 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,244 Especially the non... 381 00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:51,279 Can I say negroes? 382 00:13:51,345 --> 00:13:52,947 Carefully, very carefully. 383 00:13:53,014 --> 00:13:55,350 Say it slow so we can hear all the syllables. 384 00:13:56,652 --> 00:13:58,052 Just be remorseful when you say it. 385 00:13:58,119 --> 00:14:00,822 Cool. Negroes. 386 00:14:00,888 --> 00:14:03,225 As the only non-negro in the room, I'd like to say, 387 00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:04,527 Lupita's got a Dark Caesar, 388 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,128 and it's one of my most requested cuts. 389 00:14:06,195 --> 00:14:07,528 Lupita? 390 00:14:07,595 --> 00:14:10,331 Man, don't nobody want no bald head chick in real life. 391 00:14:10,398 --> 00:14:13,534 Even Kanye got rid of Amber for Kim's sexy ass. 392 00:14:13,601 --> 00:14:15,136 Every day, y'all here complaining 393 00:14:15,204 --> 00:14:17,339 about fake weaves and fake asses, 394 00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:20,275 but all the girls that you like on Instagram have exactly that. 395 00:14:20,341 --> 00:14:22,443 Fake weaves and fake asses. 396 00:14:22,509 --> 00:14:24,245 -No offense, Draya. -None taken, girl. 397 00:14:24,311 --> 00:14:25,846 We winning and y'all ain't. 398 00:14:25,913 --> 00:14:28,282 I mean, but that's what dudes want, they want that fantasy. 399 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:31,387 Yeah, a fantasy that you still expect us real women to live up to. 400 00:14:31,452 --> 00:14:33,321 What? Men are visual, all right? What's the problem? 401 00:14:33,388 --> 00:14:35,324 And women aren't? 402 00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:37,926 I mean, you don't think we want some nice, thick, sexy lips to suck on, 403 00:14:37,993 --> 00:14:40,396 and some nice big broad shoulders, 404 00:14:40,461 --> 00:14:44,265 and a dick print that you can see from here to the Sears Tower? 405 00:14:44,331 --> 00:14:45,600 Preach. 406 00:14:47,902 --> 00:14:50,504 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! The language! 407 00:14:50,571 --> 00:14:52,640 Watch your mouth in here. Draya, get your girl. 408 00:14:52,706 --> 00:14:54,309 Sorry, Mr. Cal. 409 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:57,912 You know what the whole problem with your generation is? 410 00:14:57,979 --> 00:14:59,514 You don't know how to do nothing, 411 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:00,715 need to learn a skill. 412 00:15:00,782 --> 00:15:02,017 Learn how to mop a floor. 413 00:15:02,082 --> 00:15:04,185 You know what I'm saying? Iron. 414 00:15:04,252 --> 00:15:07,255 Your phone die, you wouldn't know how to spell a sentence. 415 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,625 Smart phone, dumb girls! 416 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,329 Learn how to cook a decent meal, for goodness' sake. 417 00:15:14,396 --> 00:15:16,698 Look, some of them don't even know how to microwave. 418 00:15:16,764 --> 00:15:18,734 Had a girl come over to my house last week, 419 00:15:18,801 --> 00:15:20,902 went into my kitchen, thought mine was a safe. 420 00:15:22,736 --> 00:15:24,138 I bet that shit was empty. 421 00:15:25,941 --> 00:15:27,441 And I can't believe you, Eddie. 422 00:15:27,508 --> 00:15:30,077 I can't believe that you expect your visual fantasy 423 00:15:30,144 --> 00:15:33,982 to actually mop and iron for your old ass? 424 00:15:34,048 --> 00:15:37,451 You come to my house, you better know how to clean and iron. 425 00:15:37,518 --> 00:15:39,654 Only thing gonna be wrinkling around my house 426 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,622 is my forehead when I say, 427 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:42,857 "Bitch, what?" 428 00:15:44,993 --> 00:15:46,929 You need manners. 429 00:15:46,995 --> 00:15:48,696 Yeah, Angie. Please! 430 00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:53,201 It doesn't matter how much a woman tries to live up to your fantasies. 431 00:15:53,268 --> 00:15:57,672 Doesn't matter if a woman tries to wash your crusty ass drawers every night. 432 00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:00,841 Doesn't matter if she fixes him a special batch of vegan chili, 433 00:16:00,908 --> 00:16:03,611 even though chili is supposed to have meat in it! 434 00:16:03,678 --> 00:16:06,314 Everybody knows that chili has meat in it! 435 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,949 That's what it is, it doesn't matter, 436 00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:09,450 because he's still gonna wake up one morning 437 00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:12,454 and leave your ass for some chick on Instagram! 438 00:16:12,521 --> 00:16:15,191 Who had sex with you and didn't appreciate it? 439 00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:18,159 Vegan chili is delicious. 440 00:16:18,226 --> 00:16:19,627 Trust me on this, ladies. 441 00:16:19,694 --> 00:16:21,729 The only man that you can trust is the one up above. 442 00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:22,964 Come on, Bree. 443 00:16:23,031 --> 00:16:24,900 That dude, Ronnie, he was just a bad apple. 444 00:16:24,966 --> 00:16:26,801 If you and your man had something real, 445 00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:29,870 it wouldn't have mattered how bad the Instagram ho was. 446 00:16:29,937 --> 00:16:31,872 She wouldn't have been able to come between y'all. 447 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:34,075 Not even for Jamaicanthickthighs24? 448 00:16:34,142 --> 00:16:36,044 Jerrod. 449 00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:38,679 Ass so fat you can see it from the front. 450 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,249 -Let me see. -Send me that. 451 00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:41,749 -Yeah, right there. -There is a God. 452 00:16:41,816 --> 00:16:43,685 -Smell that. -It's not scratch-and-sniff. 453 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,154 Ass cheeks so separated... 454 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:46,654 You know what, ladies? 455 00:16:46,721 --> 00:16:48,689 For years it has been a war, 456 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,559 with the good girls and the hoes, 457 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,527 and the hoes have officially won. 458 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,128 Go, hoes! 459 00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:56,865 Love me some hoes. I can't live without hoes. 460 00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:58,767 I gotta have them. 461 00:16:58,832 --> 00:17:01,869 Hoes know what to do and when to do it! 462 00:17:01,936 --> 00:17:03,604 Wait. Wait. Hold up! 463 00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:06,941 You girls keep complaining about the chauvinistic talk in the shop, 464 00:17:07,007 --> 00:17:09,343 but y'all do the same thing in reverse. 465 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,714 Each one of y'all want a super thug 466 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,549 that can hold his own on the yard at the Cook County jail, 467 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,686 that's got three degrees from Harvard and making six figures. 468 00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:19,221 You know it. 469 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,490 Meanwhile, you pass up corny dudes like Jerrod every day. 470 00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:23,191 Exactly. 471 00:17:23,257 --> 00:17:24,792 Don't no woman want no moist 472 00:17:24,859 --> 00:17:27,029 Duncan Hines ass dude like Jerrod. 473 00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:28,564 No. 474 00:17:28,565 --> 00:17:30,032 Jerrod's like boiled okra. 475 00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:34,436 He's just green and stringy, just completely unappetizing to the human palate. 476 00:17:35,904 --> 00:17:37,372 Such kind words, you guys. I really appreciate it. 477 00:17:37,438 --> 00:17:38,739 A couple things. 478 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,142 First of all, I'm standing right here. 479 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,275 I can hear you. 480 00:17:41,342 --> 00:17:42,676 And second of all... 481 00:17:42,744 --> 00:17:44,279 Baller alert! 482 00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:46,246 No, he did not just pull up in a Maserati, girl! 483 00:17:46,313 --> 00:17:48,382 Is that L. Rock from the Bears? My God. 484 00:17:48,449 --> 00:17:50,551 He just got a $47 million contract. 485 00:17:50,619 --> 00:17:53,688 35 guaranteed and four with incentives. 486 00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:57,558 Craig came by here 20 minutes ago looking for you. 487 00:17:57,626 --> 00:17:59,027 Okay, thanks, Cal. I'll text him. 488 00:17:59,093 --> 00:18:00,594 Hey, babe. 489 00:18:00,661 --> 00:18:02,596 I need you to pick up Maya from school today, too. 490 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,767 I just squeezed in another last-minute appointment and I can't do it. 491 00:18:04,832 --> 00:18:06,234 Yeah, I see. 492 00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:07,467 Come on, babe, please. 493 00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:09,271 I got an appointment, too. 494 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,172 -Can't Kenny do it? -I asked Kenny. 495 00:18:11,238 --> 00:18:13,141 He said he was too busy, which is really funny, 496 00:18:13,207 --> 00:18:15,109 because I don't know what a 15-year-old could be busy doing 497 00:18:15,176 --> 00:18:18,312 other than drinking up all my goddamn apple juice and dirtying up the house. 498 00:18:18,379 --> 00:18:20,416 That's easy, they masturbate a lot. 499 00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:21,884 What? They do. 500 00:18:21,949 --> 00:18:23,284 I mean, I was 15. 501 00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:26,287 I was 15 this morning. Am I right, Raja? 502 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,057 Don't touch me with that hand, don't touch me in general. 503 00:18:29,123 --> 00:18:31,225 Come here, let me get your beard. 504 00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:33,061 That's all? Really? 505 00:18:33,128 --> 00:18:35,996 So you playing celebrity barber and I'm Mr. Mom now? 506 00:18:36,063 --> 00:18:38,532 You're the one who said you wanted to spend more time with Maya and Kenny, 507 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,935 -so what's the problem? -Some time. 508 00:18:40,002 --> 00:18:41,770 Half your clients was mine to start. 509 00:18:41,837 --> 00:18:43,171 You complaining now? 510 00:18:43,237 --> 00:18:44,571 When Kenny's mom asked if he can spend 511 00:18:44,638 --> 00:18:46,140 the remainder of high school with us, 512 00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:47,575 I was cool with it. 513 00:18:47,642 --> 00:18:49,410 But since he's been with us, he's done nothing to help out. 514 00:18:49,477 --> 00:18:50,288 Yeah, come on. 515 00:18:50,289 --> 00:18:51,912 It's like we have two toddlers in the house. 516 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:53,815 -It's a new situation. -It's not a new situation. 517 00:18:53,881 --> 00:18:55,649 It's been a year! You're being too soft on him! 518 00:18:55,716 --> 00:18:57,051 You know how long he was with his mother. 519 00:18:57,118 --> 00:18:58,753 I understand that. All right, y'all. 520 00:18:59,923 --> 00:19:01,022 Yo, Terri and Rashad! Yo! 521 00:19:01,089 --> 00:19:02,857 Do y'all need a minute? Because we'll all leave. 522 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,725 You know what? I'm gonna leave. 523 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,061 It's like Love & Hip Hop reunion in here. 524 00:19:07,128 --> 00:19:08,295 Momma Dee and Lil Scrappy. 525 00:19:08,362 --> 00:19:10,331 Terri, girl, I couldn't help but overhear. 526 00:19:10,398 --> 00:19:12,400 I mean, girl, everybody could hear. 527 00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:15,203 But, I wanted to tell you, and I told Rashad, 528 00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:18,540 I could pick up Maya, like, whenever you need me to. 529 00:19:18,606 --> 00:19:20,275 So let me know if I can help out, girl. 530 00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:22,811 In any... In any way. 531 00:19:22,878 --> 00:19:25,280 I don't need nothing but for you to back up a few feet. 532 00:19:25,346 --> 00:19:27,715 This is a private discussion between me and my husband. 533 00:19:27,782 --> 00:19:29,217 I mean, I didn't realize it was so private 534 00:19:29,283 --> 00:19:31,084 'cause, like I said, everybody can hear y'all. 535 00:19:31,151 --> 00:19:33,121 But y'all been a little bit overwhelmed, 536 00:19:33,187 --> 00:19:36,557 and let me release some of that stress. 537 00:19:38,159 --> 00:19:40,195 Why don't you help yourself back to your station, Draya? 538 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,830 Look, Terri. I got you. I got you, baby. Come here. 539 00:19:42,898 --> 00:19:44,264 My bad, girl. 540 00:19:44,331 --> 00:19:45,966 Don't even get riled up like that, Terri. 541 00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:47,468 It's all good. Stay in your lane. 542 00:19:47,535 --> 00:19:49,937 Come on. Baby, come here, I got you. 543 00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:52,173 I'll go get Maya, you do what you gotta do. 544 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,675 I know we need the money, so... 545 00:19:53,742 --> 00:19:55,310 Thank you. 546 00:19:55,377 --> 00:19:58,178 Well, you know, when I get home later, 547 00:19:58,245 --> 00:19:59,715 I'll make it up to you. 548 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,316 I'll do that thing you like. 549 00:20:01,381 --> 00:20:02,950 Yeah, okay. 550 00:20:03,016 --> 00:20:05,519 Sure you gonna be burnt out by tonight. 551 00:20:05,587 --> 00:20:09,058 It's all right, though. I'll wait for the morning for that lazy side booty. 552 00:20:11,892 --> 00:20:13,361 Terri, just out of curiosity, 553 00:20:13,427 --> 00:20:15,629 what is that thing that you do? 554 00:20:15,696 --> 00:20:17,364 Is it something that I can Google? 555 00:20:17,432 --> 00:20:18,600 Yo, Calvin, what's the Wi-Fi password? 556 00:20:20,734 --> 00:20:22,303 Let me get that Lupita. 557 00:20:23,204 --> 00:20:27,042 Excellent choice. 558 00:20:27,108 --> 00:20:28,510 You wanna act grown? 559 00:20:28,576 --> 00:20:30,445 Well, now you got a grown-man haircut. 560 00:20:30,512 --> 00:20:32,446 Yeah, this gotta be some of my best work. 561 00:20:37,051 --> 00:20:38,786 Your friends at school gonna love this. 562 00:20:40,121 --> 00:20:41,855 That's the information super highway right there. 563 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,159 Let's go. 564 00:20:44,225 --> 00:20:46,194 So you learned your lesson today, didn't you? 565 00:20:46,261 --> 00:20:49,263 You look good, man! Nothin' can stop you now. 566 00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,799 Tell Weezy I said "hey!" 567 00:20:51,866 --> 00:20:53,202 Eddie... 568 00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:54,702 Tell me that ain't child abuse. 569 00:20:54,769 --> 00:20:57,772 I bet you he won't be talking back to his mama no more. 570 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,375 Gave him the George Jefferson. 571 00:21:02,409 --> 00:21:04,378 All right, looking good. 572 00:21:04,445 --> 00:21:06,415 Hi. Who are you here to see? 573 00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:08,016 Yeah, I'm here to see One-Stop. 574 00:21:08,081 --> 00:21:09,917 Take a number. 575 00:21:09,984 --> 00:21:12,020 They all here to see One-Stop. 576 00:21:12,086 --> 00:21:13,455 -Everybody? -Yeah. 577 00:21:14,421 --> 00:21:15,656 Right, right. 578 00:21:16,992 --> 00:21:18,893 That's what I said. 579 00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:20,127 Give me a minute, brother. 580 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,031 I need eight 32-inch TVs. No plasma, man. 581 00:21:23,097 --> 00:21:24,898 Just LCDs, brotha. You know what I mean? 582 00:21:24,965 --> 00:21:26,767 I got the watches, I got the rings. 583 00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:29,136 I'm doing tailoring, I'm doing a little bit of everything now, brotha. 584 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,437 Right, right, right, right. 585 00:21:30,504 --> 00:21:31,939 No, I just do the measurements. 586 00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:33,874 I got a little Asian lady who puts the suit together. 587 00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:35,376 She sews. I don't sew. 588 00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:40,515 Calvin, you really just gonna let this fool come slidin' up in here 589 00:21:40,581 --> 00:21:41,633 like he run the place? 590 00:21:42,751 --> 00:21:43,917 Eddie, worry about your section. 591 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:46,888 Pardon me. 592 00:21:47,955 --> 00:21:49,992 Look here, Truck-Stop, One-Stop. 593 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,027 Come here, son. This the barber shop. 594 00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:55,095 You gotta get people in and out. That's what we do. 595 00:21:55,163 --> 00:21:57,766 You got these musty negroes sitting around here all day, 596 00:21:57,832 --> 00:21:59,567 like it's an unemployment office. 597 00:21:59,635 --> 00:22:02,537 Hey, Eddie, man, look. I pay booth rent like everybody else does in here. 598 00:22:02,603 --> 00:22:03,971 Besides, 599 00:22:04,039 --> 00:22:06,340 barbers don't provide the full menu of services that I do. 600 00:22:06,407 --> 00:22:08,576 Off-market medicinal remedies, 601 00:22:08,642 --> 00:22:10,577 alternative documentation, 602 00:22:10,645 --> 00:22:12,780 little emotional service doggies 603 00:22:12,847 --> 00:22:14,482 that lick your face and make you feel good about yourself. 604 00:22:14,549 --> 00:22:16,685 And they tinkle all over your shirt. 605 00:22:16,751 --> 00:22:19,487 They so happy to see you. And it makes you feel good inside. 606 00:22:19,553 --> 00:22:21,656 I've been around a long time here, son. 607 00:22:21,723 --> 00:22:24,826 And what all you do is sell fake ID, 608 00:22:24,892 --> 00:22:27,261 nickel bags of weed, and pit bull puppies. 609 00:22:27,329 --> 00:22:29,597 Talking about a little puppy gonna lick on somebody's face. 610 00:22:29,664 --> 00:22:31,165 It sounds too freaky for me. 611 00:22:31,232 --> 00:22:32,600 I don't want no puppy licking on me. 612 00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:34,502 It's just not at all African-American. 613 00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:36,870 Sounds very, very Caucasian. 614 00:22:36,937 --> 00:22:39,273 Calvin, you really gonna let him be up in the shop? 615 00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:40,675 Like, I can't believe he let you up in here. 616 00:22:42,209 --> 00:22:44,446 Calvin, my man. You're my man, right? 617 00:22:44,513 --> 00:22:47,249 Please tell this man, this ancient being, 618 00:22:47,314 --> 00:22:48,682 this old fogey, 619 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,384 this dinosaur of some sorts. 620 00:22:50,451 --> 00:22:51,786 Keep them coming. 621 00:22:51,852 --> 00:22:54,054 This negro-saurus of a man walking around here giving us 622 00:22:54,121 --> 00:22:55,523 the damn trailer to Jurassic Park, 623 00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:56,890 every time we walk up in here. 624 00:22:58,225 --> 00:23:00,160 Okay, that was a good one right there. 625 00:23:00,227 --> 00:23:03,531 Please tell this 50 Shades of Grey... looking ass, 626 00:23:03,598 --> 00:23:05,899 am I or am I not 627 00:23:05,966 --> 00:23:08,270 a intricate part of this damn shop? 628 00:23:09,102 --> 00:23:10,272 He got a point, Eddie. 629 00:23:10,338 --> 00:23:12,440 He got... 630 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,479 You know what? That's it for me. 631 00:23:18,545 --> 00:23:20,114 Hey. But this ain't no free clinic. 632 00:23:20,182 --> 00:23:23,084 I understand. And I did stop doing the VD screenings last week. 633 00:23:23,150 --> 00:23:26,153 It's done, okay? It's over. 634 00:23:26,219 --> 00:23:27,354 What can I do for you, brotha? 635 00:23:27,421 --> 00:23:29,523 I got a itch 636 00:23:29,590 --> 00:23:30,759 down there. 637 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,059 It's a itch that burns. 638 00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:34,696 Come over here. This the last one. 639 00:23:34,762 --> 00:23:36,498 This boy burning bad, I smell it. Come on. 640 00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:37,649 Hey, everybody! 641 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:38,734 Hey, girl. 642 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,601 Rashad, I got your sheen spray for you. 643 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:42,070 Appreciate that. 644 00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:44,572 Angie, this conditioner should last you for the next two weeks. 645 00:23:44,638 --> 00:23:46,107 Thank you, baby! 646 00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:47,742 Can you help me put these away in the back? 647 00:23:47,809 --> 00:23:49,744 Hey, who's winning over here, now? What's goin' on? 648 00:23:52,446 --> 00:23:54,416 By a show of hands, who got a itch? 649 00:23:54,483 --> 00:23:55,817 Who got a burn? 650 00:23:55,882 --> 00:23:57,418 Damn. 651 00:23:57,484 --> 00:24:00,021 So did you hear, Mr. Harris got shot? 652 00:24:00,088 --> 00:24:01,923 What? 653 00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:03,892 Are you serious? 654 00:24:03,957 --> 00:24:05,826 Is he okay? 655 00:24:05,894 --> 00:24:08,896 I mean, he got shot, so he's not great. 656 00:24:08,963 --> 00:24:10,098 But he's gonna make it. 657 00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:11,532 No. 658 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,968 I was just in there last week talking to his wife. 659 00:24:15,035 --> 00:24:18,739 Man. She was so excited they was getting a second location. 660 00:24:19,674 --> 00:24:20,775 Was she with him? 661 00:24:20,841 --> 00:24:22,409 No, thank God. 662 00:24:22,476 --> 00:24:24,711 You know, he was in there by himself closing up for the night. 663 00:24:24,779 --> 00:24:27,949 Wouldn't open up the register, so they shot him. 664 00:24:28,015 --> 00:24:30,252 I don't know what's happening out there, Calvin. 665 00:24:30,318 --> 00:24:32,287 These kids have lost their damn minds. 666 00:24:32,353 --> 00:24:34,755 Meanwhile, we gotta raise Jalen in this mess. 667 00:24:35,490 --> 00:24:36,657 It's not cool. 668 00:24:38,392 --> 00:24:40,461 We gotta revisit that conversation. 669 00:24:41,861 --> 00:24:42,898 What conversation? 670 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:45,867 About moving the shop. 671 00:24:45,934 --> 00:24:49,337 You know, One-Stop found some cool locations over there on the north side. 672 00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:52,441 Does One-Stop even know what escrow means? 673 00:24:52,506 --> 00:24:54,609 You'd be surprised what One-Stop know. 674 00:24:54,676 --> 00:24:56,677 And have you discussed it with Angie? 675 00:24:56,744 --> 00:24:58,379 You can't make a decision about the shop 676 00:24:58,446 --> 00:25:00,247 without at least talking to her first. 677 00:25:00,314 --> 00:25:03,083 I wanted to talk to you first because you know what you're gonna tell me? 678 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:04,619 "Why did you talk to her first?" 679 00:25:04,685 --> 00:25:06,021 I do not sound like that. 680 00:25:09,523 --> 00:25:10,925 I don't know, Calvin. 681 00:25:10,992 --> 00:25:14,162 Uprooting the shop is a big decision. 682 00:25:14,228 --> 00:25:16,630 You don't think I know that? 683 00:25:16,697 --> 00:25:18,099 But what else we supposed to do? 684 00:25:18,165 --> 00:25:19,600 Just sit here and wait for somethin' to happen? 685 00:25:21,802 --> 00:25:24,205 We gotta explore all of our options. 686 00:25:25,873 --> 00:25:27,241 Yeah. 687 00:25:35,483 --> 00:25:36,484 I ain't got no money. 688 00:25:36,550 --> 00:25:37,619 Let me talk to you. 689 00:25:37,686 --> 00:25:38,852 No, I'm good. 690 00:25:38,919 --> 00:25:40,153 Come on, baby. 691 00:25:40,221 --> 00:25:41,455 Let's holler at you for a little bit. 692 00:25:41,522 --> 00:25:42,455 You hollerin' right now, 693 00:25:42,523 --> 00:25:43,590 I can hear you. I'm good. 694 00:25:43,657 --> 00:25:44,824 Yo, who that? 695 00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:46,226 Hey, what up, J.D.? 696 00:25:46,293 --> 00:25:47,361 Hey! 697 00:25:47,428 --> 00:25:49,796 Hey, I got that tater salad for your mama! 698 00:25:49,863 --> 00:25:51,231 Come get it! All right. 699 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:54,135 What's going on, hungry black folks? 700 00:25:54,202 --> 00:25:56,805 Who wants some non-profit Gangsta Grub? 701 00:25:56,871 --> 00:25:59,975 All right. Soul food to save fools' souls. 702 00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:01,208 Every delicious piece of beef 703 00:26:01,275 --> 00:26:03,010 helps keep a bullet off the street. 704 00:26:03,078 --> 00:26:05,013 I know that's right because that "Who Smoked Your Okra" 705 00:26:05,079 --> 00:26:06,548 was poppin' on fleek last time. 706 00:26:06,615 --> 00:26:07,815 There you go, Draya. 707 00:26:07,881 --> 00:26:09,549 Did she just say "fleek"? 708 00:26:09,617 --> 00:26:11,252 Don't... Don't just make up words. 709 00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:13,721 There's a whole dictionary full of words. 710 00:26:13,788 --> 00:26:15,490 There's a library down the street. 711 00:26:15,555 --> 00:26:17,958 Webster's Dictionary. Go in there and flip through it. 712 00:26:18,025 --> 00:26:20,227 You won't see "fleek" in there, nowhere. 713 00:26:20,293 --> 00:26:21,862 Draya, don't worry about that. I got some 714 00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:23,798 "Don't Be So Mean" greens in there for you today, too. 715 00:26:23,865 --> 00:26:25,066 You gonna love it. Thank you, boo-boo. 716 00:26:25,132 --> 00:26:26,433 They so good, they're gonna make 717 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,837 a Vice Lord give a GD a foot massage. 718 00:26:30,137 --> 00:26:31,138 Nigga! 719 00:26:33,107 --> 00:26:36,011 You are like the Al Sharpton of the fat back. 720 00:26:36,077 --> 00:26:37,054 Okay. Okay. 721 00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:38,480 When are you gonna get your own show on VH1? 722 00:26:38,546 --> 00:26:40,146 Who knows, man? You know, right now, 723 00:26:40,214 --> 00:26:41,916 I'm just happy being the pillar of the community, 724 00:26:41,983 --> 00:26:43,283 trying to do something good. 725 00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:45,585 I mean, so, you want us to believe 726 00:26:45,653 --> 00:26:47,288 that you cooked all that food yourself? 727 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:50,191 My kitchen workforce is made up of ex-gangbangers, 728 00:26:50,257 --> 00:26:51,992 who, if they didn't have this job, 729 00:26:52,059 --> 00:26:53,528 would be on the street bangin'. 730 00:26:53,593 --> 00:26:54,928 And you donating all the profit? 731 00:26:54,995 --> 00:26:56,497 What's so hard to believe about that? 732 00:26:59,967 --> 00:27:01,268 What is it, Eddie? What is it? 733 00:27:01,336 --> 00:27:02,870 Rashad, you might have to shut your mouth. 734 00:27:02,936 --> 00:27:05,238 This pie got me dancing a jig over here. 735 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,542 Don't be no sucker, Eddie. 736 00:27:08,743 --> 00:27:09,944 What's that, Rashad? 737 00:27:10,011 --> 00:27:12,047 I got the little peanut butter and poverty sandwich. 738 00:27:12,112 --> 00:27:13,614 Did Terri cut the edges off the bread 739 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,882 like she does for the baby, too? 740 00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:19,186 Yo, J.D., man. This is on the up and up. 741 00:27:19,253 --> 00:27:20,888 -I'm proud of you, bro. -Thanks, Calvin. 742 00:27:20,955 --> 00:27:22,556 -But the name... -What? 743 00:27:22,622 --> 00:27:25,092 I'm a little concerned, man. The name seems like you're promoting something. 744 00:27:25,158 --> 00:27:26,660 Man, I'm just promoting food. 745 00:27:26,727 --> 00:27:29,562 Remember the words of Maya Angelou, man. "Words is power." 746 00:27:29,629 --> 00:27:30,698 Maya Ange-who? 747 00:27:32,266 --> 00:27:33,934 I know who you're talking about. 748 00:27:34,002 --> 00:27:36,037 That big booty bitch we went to high school with, 749 00:27:36,103 --> 00:27:37,771 with the lopsided titties, I remember. 750 00:27:37,838 --> 00:27:39,907 Calvin, come on, man. You know I'm just joking, man. 751 00:27:39,975 --> 00:27:41,809 You know I know who Maya Angelou is. 752 00:27:41,876 --> 00:27:43,344 "Still I rise." 753 00:27:43,410 --> 00:27:45,212 I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings. 754 00:27:45,279 --> 00:27:48,148 Who is this on the cover? It looks like Mike Tyson. 755 00:27:53,154 --> 00:27:54,188 Gonna be a double-breasted suit. 756 00:27:54,254 --> 00:27:56,791 Can't win for losing. 757 00:27:58,659 --> 00:28:02,362 Well, there he goes! Harold Washington, Junior. 758 00:28:03,863 --> 00:28:05,165 -What up, Jimmy? -What's up, man? 759 00:28:05,233 --> 00:28:06,801 -You're lookin' good. -Good to see you. 760 00:28:06,868 --> 00:28:08,101 You know, you're the only one that comes in here 761 00:28:08,168 --> 00:28:09,637 with a suit on that ain't goin' to court. 762 00:28:11,839 --> 00:28:15,208 Everybody ain't tryin' to wear one of them granny sofa suits you got. 763 00:28:15,275 --> 00:28:16,677 -Guess who's back? -Hey, Jimmy. 764 00:28:16,744 --> 00:28:18,413 What up, bro? 765 00:28:18,478 --> 00:28:20,047 What bring you around here? 766 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,183 I know you didn't come all the way over here to the South Side 767 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:23,551 just for a line up. 768 00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:25,153 Yeah. Where's your camera crew, Jimmy? 769 00:28:25,219 --> 00:28:26,787 Doing a little press opp for the mayor's office? 770 00:28:26,853 --> 00:28:29,289 What, a man can't check out his old stomping grounds on his lunch break? 771 00:28:29,357 --> 00:28:30,357 -Hell, nah. -No. 772 00:28:30,424 --> 00:28:31,476 No. 773 00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:32,527 Hell no. 774 00:28:32,592 --> 00:28:34,662 All right, you got me. 775 00:28:34,728 --> 00:28:36,930 I do want to talk to you all about this Council vote that's coming up next week. 776 00:28:36,997 --> 00:28:38,065 What vote? 777 00:28:38,131 --> 00:28:39,299 The one about the enclosure. 778 00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:40,634 -Closure? -What enclosure? 779 00:28:40,701 --> 00:28:41,802 What kind of enclosure? 780 00:28:41,869 --> 00:28:43,638 The city plans to gate off 20 blocks, 781 00:28:43,704 --> 00:28:45,639 with this shop essentially right in the middle of it. 782 00:28:45,706 --> 00:28:47,507 See, the idea is that if it can control traffic, 783 00:28:47,574 --> 00:28:49,042 you know, one way in, one way out, 784 00:28:49,109 --> 00:28:50,744 it'll help decrease violence in the neighborhood. 785 00:28:50,811 --> 00:28:53,281 So they're just gonna build a jail around us? 786 00:28:53,348 --> 00:28:55,482 Do you know what cuttin' off these streets is gonna do to traffic? 787 00:28:55,549 --> 00:28:57,251 You're right. It might increase traffic. 788 00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:58,987 But it might also decrease violence in the neighborhood, 789 00:28:59,053 --> 00:29:00,553 which would make this shop more desirable. 790 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:01,989 That ain't gonna help us. 791 00:29:02,055 --> 00:29:04,425 We'll just be a nonviolent empty shop. 792 00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:08,128 Exactly. And half the businesses on this block are barely above water. 793 00:29:08,195 --> 00:29:08,845 Exactly. 794 00:29:08,846 --> 00:29:10,798 Look, y'all. I know it's not the most ideal solution. 795 00:29:10,865 --> 00:29:13,067 But you gotta acknowledge that at least we're trying to do something. 796 00:29:13,134 --> 00:29:14,702 -No. -Yeah. No. 797 00:29:14,769 --> 00:29:16,037 Hell no. 798 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:17,370 Look, y'all, I share the same concerns, 799 00:29:17,437 --> 00:29:19,205 but something's gotta be done out here. 800 00:29:19,273 --> 00:29:21,141 Do you know how many people get shot on this block, every single week? 801 00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:22,609 Do you? 802 00:29:22,676 --> 00:29:25,013 'Cause we out here dodging bullets every day, 803 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,013 while you downtown talkin' about the South Side, 804 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,917 look like some Middle Eastern, war-torn country in your $1,000 suit. 805 00:29:30,984 --> 00:29:33,888 You know damn well them suits ain't $1,000, boyba. 806 00:29:33,954 --> 00:29:35,889 Look, Rashad, we want the same thing, man. 807 00:29:35,955 --> 00:29:38,726 But the Council, they're all out of ideas just like everybody else. 808 00:29:38,792 --> 00:29:39,994 That's right. Put it on us. 809 00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:41,729 That's what politicians do though. 810 00:29:41,794 --> 00:29:43,096 You know, they don't do their job... 811 00:29:43,164 --> 00:29:44,365 All I'm doing is workin', brother. 812 00:29:44,432 --> 00:29:45,533 But then they want us to do it. 813 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,734 And then you say it's our fault, right? 814 00:29:46,801 --> 00:29:48,468 Like, we the ones that don't wanna work. 815 00:29:48,535 --> 00:29:49,870 Exactly. I told you. 816 00:29:49,936 --> 00:29:51,805 I mentioned this a long time ago. 817 00:29:51,872 --> 00:29:56,209 Government ain't good for nothing but giving you syphilis and flu shots. 818 00:29:56,276 --> 00:29:58,778 I'm almost sure that's how I got syphilis. 819 00:29:58,846 --> 00:30:01,148 That is not how you got syphilis. 820 00:30:01,215 --> 00:30:02,683 Her name was Josephine. 821 00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:06,253 Would you stop tellin' everybody's business! 822 00:30:06,321 --> 00:30:09,389 That's funny. My mom's name is Josephine. 823 00:30:11,891 --> 00:30:13,427 Wait. What... 824 00:30:15,295 --> 00:30:17,430 You know, maybe that's part of the problem. I mean... 825 00:30:17,497 --> 00:30:19,299 Maybe we need to stop waiting for the government 826 00:30:19,366 --> 00:30:22,002 to step in and save us and we need to start saving ourselves. 827 00:30:22,069 --> 00:30:23,404 I mean, this is America. 828 00:30:23,471 --> 00:30:25,573 Everybody has equal opportunity to make it here. 829 00:30:25,639 --> 00:30:26,674 Really? 830 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:27,742 -What? -Okay. 831 00:30:27,809 --> 00:30:29,109 Man... 832 00:30:29,176 --> 00:30:31,978 All right. Baba ghanoush over here lost his damn mind. 833 00:30:32,045 --> 00:30:33,380 Eddie, that's bullshit. 834 00:30:33,447 --> 00:30:34,782 You wanna know why I'm sarcastic? 835 00:30:34,849 --> 00:30:36,317 Because every time I open my mouth 836 00:30:36,384 --> 00:30:38,152 to say something real, you gotta make fun of me. 837 00:30:38,218 --> 00:30:40,787 Meanwhile, if I say you're a watermelon-flavored fried chicken lover, 838 00:30:40,855 --> 00:30:41,856 I'm a racist. 839 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,424 Hell nah. 840 00:30:43,491 --> 00:30:44,993 You'll get your ass beat. 841 00:30:45,059 --> 00:30:46,961 Rashad, it was hypothetical. 842 00:30:47,026 --> 00:30:48,795 There's no such thing as watermelon-flavored fried chicken. 843 00:30:48,862 --> 00:30:50,264 Not yet, Raja. 844 00:30:51,331 --> 00:30:53,199 That would be stereotypically delicious. 845 00:30:53,266 --> 00:30:56,503 All I'm saying is, my parents moved here from India with nothing. 846 00:30:56,571 --> 00:30:58,272 They had no money, no friends. 847 00:30:58,339 --> 00:30:59,674 And their accents were so thick, 848 00:30:59,741 --> 00:31:01,242 they couldn't even get bank accounts. 849 00:31:01,308 --> 00:31:02,410 And somehow they made it happen. 850 00:31:02,476 --> 00:31:04,711 Not to dismiss your argument here, Raja, 851 00:31:04,778 --> 00:31:06,781 because it is... It is riveting. 852 00:31:06,848 --> 00:31:09,751 However, there were some "setbacks" that black people faced 853 00:31:09,817 --> 00:31:11,919 that really made things stressful for a minute there. 854 00:31:11,985 --> 00:31:14,487 Slavery being at the very top of that list. 855 00:31:14,554 --> 00:31:16,590 Exactly. Your ancestors were immigrants. 856 00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:17,759 Ours were imports. 857 00:31:17,824 --> 00:31:19,225 Big difference. Not really. 858 00:31:19,292 --> 00:31:21,295 How do you think the West Indies happened, okay? 859 00:31:21,361 --> 00:31:23,830 They took Indians, they took black people from Africa, 860 00:31:23,898 --> 00:31:25,532 they put 'em in the Caribbean, 861 00:31:25,599 --> 00:31:28,035 and 200 years later, Rihanna happened. You're welcome. 862 00:31:29,302 --> 00:31:31,606 I don't like white people either. Okay? 863 00:31:31,673 --> 00:31:33,308 I'm just saying, maybe y'all should stop 864 00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:35,143 making excuses and actually pick up the ball. 865 00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:36,476 "Pick up the ball"? 866 00:31:36,542 --> 00:31:37,777 -Basketball reference. -That was racist, right there. 867 00:31:37,844 --> 00:31:39,112 "Pick up the ball"? 868 00:31:39,179 --> 00:31:40,281 Yes. 869 00:31:40,348 --> 00:31:42,783 It got real Fox News-y in here for me. 870 00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:45,986 Well, you know, we do be shootin' some hoop. 871 00:31:46,053 --> 00:31:47,221 What are you talkin' about, man? 872 00:31:47,288 --> 00:31:49,123 You think it's a level playing field out here? 873 00:31:49,189 --> 00:31:51,057 You think racism don't exist no more? 874 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:53,794 The President of the United States of America is black. 875 00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:56,530 The most powerful man on the planet is black. 876 00:31:56,597 --> 00:31:58,198 Just one man. 877 00:31:58,264 --> 00:32:00,868 Meanwhile, only dude I have to look up to is the guy from Big Bang Theory. 878 00:32:00,934 --> 00:32:03,571 He funny. He make me laugh. 879 00:32:03,638 --> 00:32:07,308 So what does that mean for the average black dude walking down the street? 880 00:32:07,373 --> 00:32:08,675 Does our president's blackness, 881 00:32:08,743 --> 00:32:12,580 did it stop Trayvon Martin, or Michael Brown, 882 00:32:12,646 --> 00:32:14,348 or Walter Scott, or Tamir Rice, 883 00:32:14,415 --> 00:32:15,884 or Freddie Gray from being killed? 884 00:32:15,949 --> 00:32:17,750 Hell nah. 885 00:32:17,818 --> 00:32:19,888 A madman walked into a Charleston church 886 00:32:19,954 --> 00:32:22,590 and killed nine innocent people. 887 00:32:22,657 --> 00:32:25,158 Did his blackness stop that? 888 00:32:25,225 --> 00:32:28,830 Eric Garner got killed on tape and it still didn't matter. 889 00:32:30,097 --> 00:32:32,366 So what are you saying, Raja? 890 00:32:32,433 --> 00:32:34,702 I'm not sayin' that stuff isn't messed up. Because it is. 891 00:32:34,769 --> 00:32:36,470 What I'm saying is, 892 00:32:36,536 --> 00:32:38,138 there's never been a better time 893 00:32:38,205 --> 00:32:41,376 in this country to be a black person than right now. 894 00:32:41,442 --> 00:32:42,844 Unless you Bill Cosby. 895 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,215 I'm not doin' this school work. 896 00:32:48,282 --> 00:32:50,350 If she thinks I'm really about to do this homework tonight... 897 00:32:50,417 --> 00:32:52,419 She gave us six packets. 898 00:32:52,486 --> 00:32:53,586 Six packets. 899 00:32:53,654 --> 00:32:55,857 Man, she must be insane. 900 00:32:58,058 --> 00:33:00,328 Yo, there go those dudes from this morning. 901 00:33:16,843 --> 00:33:18,845 I used to cut Barack's hair back in the day. 902 00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:21,983 Hell, I'm the one who told him to marry Michelle. 903 00:33:22,049 --> 00:33:23,617 He liked some other little girl. 904 00:33:23,684 --> 00:33:24,917 He was gonna tell her... 905 00:33:24,984 --> 00:33:27,155 Thelma Carter. With the big tongue. 906 00:33:27,221 --> 00:33:29,256 Couldn't say his name. She used to call him "Barath". 907 00:33:30,991 --> 00:33:32,292 Michelle, now, that's different. 908 00:33:32,359 --> 00:33:34,361 She got them childbearing hips. 909 00:33:34,428 --> 00:33:35,763 And she can iron a shirt. 910 00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:38,732 You see them arms right there? 911 00:33:40,501 --> 00:33:42,168 You never touched a hair on that man's head. 912 00:33:42,235 --> 00:33:43,870 -Not one. -Are you serious? 913 00:33:43,937 --> 00:33:45,773 Hold on. Okay. All right. Okay. 914 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,509 Who do you think that is? It's him before his hair turned gray. 915 00:33:48,576 --> 00:33:49,911 That could be anybody. 916 00:33:49,976 --> 00:33:51,812 Man, you can't tell who that is, man. 917 00:33:51,878 --> 00:33:54,348 It's Barack right there. You can tell by the ear. 918 00:33:55,482 --> 00:33:56,716 You cannot. 919 00:33:56,783 --> 00:33:58,151 You can't see shit. 920 00:33:59,285 --> 00:34:01,688 You're stupid. 921 00:34:01,755 --> 00:34:03,157 You know what? Forget y'all. 922 00:34:03,224 --> 00:34:04,325 Laugh all you want to. 923 00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:06,025 Y'all better just leave Barack alone. 924 00:34:06,092 --> 00:34:07,260 He's one of ours. 925 00:34:07,328 --> 00:34:09,096 He used to be one of ours. 926 00:34:09,163 --> 00:34:14,001 I mean, when was the last time you seen Barack Obama do something for us? 927 00:34:14,067 --> 00:34:16,069 And I'm not talkin' about for the country. 928 00:34:16,136 --> 00:34:17,839 I'm talkin' about for us. 929 00:34:17,904 --> 00:34:19,672 Eddie, even if you don't agree, 930 00:34:19,739 --> 00:34:21,942 you still gotta honor what she's sayin', though. 931 00:34:22,009 --> 00:34:23,044 Thank you, Rashad. 932 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,045 You know, I can't take this anymore, man. I'm out. 933 00:34:26,046 --> 00:34:26,679 All right. 934 00:34:26,746 --> 00:34:28,215 -Thanks a lot, man. -Thank you, man. 935 00:34:28,281 --> 00:34:30,350 And you need to read a newspaper. 936 00:34:30,417 --> 00:34:32,418 Obama makes sure you get all that birth control that you need. 937 00:34:32,485 --> 00:34:33,920 Excuse me? 938 00:34:33,987 --> 00:34:37,156 And the rest of y'all, Council vote next week. Don't forget. 939 00:34:37,223 --> 00:34:40,393 Look, I can't let y'all tear the President down like that. All right. 940 00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:43,930 The man is in an impossible situation. Know what I'm sayin'? 941 00:34:43,998 --> 00:34:45,199 -How are you? -How you doin'? 942 00:34:45,264 --> 00:34:47,567 He's not just the president of black America. 943 00:34:47,634 --> 00:34:50,170 He's the President of the United States of America. 944 00:34:50,237 --> 00:34:53,607 And personally, I think he's doin' a great job. 945 00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:57,043 You know what? The two of them just make me believe in the sanctity of marriage. 946 00:34:57,110 --> 00:34:59,346 I hate to be the one to say this... 947 00:35:01,181 --> 00:35:02,850 But Barack has definitely got bitches. 948 00:35:02,917 --> 00:35:04,451 Yeah, he does. 949 00:35:05,620 --> 00:35:06,720 No, he has not. 950 00:35:06,786 --> 00:35:09,022 Half these hoes weren't even registered to vote before he ran for president. 951 00:35:09,089 --> 00:35:10,257 Give me a break! 952 00:35:10,324 --> 00:35:14,462 Every vote... Ass. Ass, ass, ass. That's what it is. 953 00:35:14,527 --> 00:35:17,197 You know what? I hate to agree with Dante, 954 00:35:17,264 --> 00:35:19,266 'cause, it's just a bad look. 955 00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:22,269 But every president has a side chick. 956 00:35:22,335 --> 00:35:23,936 It's constitutional. 957 00:35:24,003 --> 00:35:27,641 You know, Thomas Jefferson had a whole plantation of side chicks. 958 00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:29,910 I bet you Hillary's got a side chick. 959 00:35:29,976 --> 00:35:31,679 Probably thick too. 960 00:35:35,850 --> 00:35:37,518 What's up, Terri? What up, Quis? 961 00:35:42,989 --> 00:35:46,592 Looks like you're on the wrong side of town, nigga. 962 00:35:46,659 --> 00:35:49,864 Boy, this whole city is mine. These are my blocks. 963 00:35:49,929 --> 00:35:52,532 And I don't see nobody out there strong enough to take it from me. 964 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,600 Shit. 965 00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:54,869 So what are you sayin'? 966 00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:56,235 You tryin' to embarrass yourself 967 00:35:56,302 --> 00:35:57,638 -and get blood on the floor. -Embarrass myself? 968 00:35:57,703 --> 00:35:58,839 No! Wait a minute! Wait, wait, wait. 969 00:35:58,906 --> 00:35:59,806 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on! 970 00:35:59,873 --> 00:36:00,706 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on! 971 00:36:00,773 --> 00:36:01,942 Wait a minute! 972 00:36:02,009 --> 00:36:03,511 Listen! Wait! Listen! 973 00:36:03,576 --> 00:36:05,045 Listen a minute! No! No! Look... 974 00:36:05,112 --> 00:36:06,346 I'll blow your head off, man. 975 00:36:06,413 --> 00:36:07,782 Look, not in here! 976 00:36:07,848 --> 00:36:09,882 Y'all wanna kill each other, y'all take that shit outside! 977 00:36:09,949 --> 00:36:11,051 Well, let's go outside! 978 00:36:11,118 --> 00:36:12,186 Calvin, what he doing here? 979 00:36:12,252 --> 00:36:13,619 I booked him. I booked him. 980 00:36:13,686 --> 00:36:15,688 He has a standing appointment with me every other week. 981 00:36:15,755 --> 00:36:17,223 It got messed up when he went to jail 982 00:36:17,290 --> 00:36:18,624 and I didn't know Quis was gonna be here today. 983 00:36:18,692 --> 00:36:19,726 I'm sorry, y'all. 984 00:36:19,793 --> 00:36:21,061 -Stupid nigga! -Jay! Jay! Jay! 985 00:36:21,127 --> 00:36:22,495 That's what I'm doing here! Jay! 986 00:36:22,561 --> 00:36:23,663 -Jay! Look at me. -What you gonna do? 987 00:36:23,730 --> 00:36:25,564 Look at me, Jay! 988 00:36:25,632 --> 00:36:27,000 Come back in an hour. 989 00:36:27,067 --> 00:36:28,368 Come back in an hour. 990 00:36:28,435 --> 00:36:29,469 Please. 991 00:36:29,536 --> 00:36:30,770 Please. 992 00:36:30,837 --> 00:36:32,372 I'll take care of your bill. 993 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,809 On me. 994 00:36:34,875 --> 00:36:37,512 I'll pay for everything, I'll pay for your hair, man. 995 00:36:39,346 --> 00:36:40,815 That's cool, Calvin. 996 00:36:42,815 --> 00:36:44,784 All right. Thank you! 997 00:36:44,851 --> 00:36:46,386 You know me, boy. Thank you, man! 998 00:36:46,453 --> 00:36:47,654 You a stupid nigga. 999 00:36:47,721 --> 00:36:48,889 Come on, man. I'm telling you! 1000 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:50,257 You know what it is. 1001 00:36:50,324 --> 00:36:51,559 In an hour, man. In an hour. 1002 00:36:54,161 --> 00:36:55,429 I'm sorry. 1003 00:36:56,897 --> 00:36:58,297 -Thanks, Shad. -It's all right. 1004 00:36:58,364 --> 00:37:00,901 Big boy, I'm sorry about that, man. Misunderstanding. 1005 00:37:02,335 --> 00:37:06,339 We usually have that schedule worked out a little better. 1006 00:37:06,406 --> 00:37:07,775 It's all good, Calvin. 1007 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:13,580 You know, I'm gonna have to get that thing from you. 1008 00:37:13,647 --> 00:37:14,648 Yeah. Yeah. 1009 00:37:21,554 --> 00:37:23,589 The other one, too. 1010 00:37:23,656 --> 00:37:25,759 Man, I forgot about that one. 1011 00:37:28,561 --> 00:37:29,596 Damn shame. 1012 00:37:30,897 --> 00:37:32,698 Can't even go to the barbershop no more 1013 00:37:32,766 --> 00:37:36,170 without some knucklehead bringin' a gun in here. 1014 00:37:36,235 --> 00:37:38,938 Barbershop used to be a place of peace. 1015 00:37:39,005 --> 00:37:40,873 It's for my protection. 1016 00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:42,208 From what? Some clippers? 1017 00:37:43,543 --> 00:37:46,679 What the hell you need to be bringing that in here for? 1018 00:37:46,746 --> 00:37:48,281 It's my constitutional right. 1019 00:37:48,348 --> 00:37:49,516 Nigga, spell it. 1020 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:53,453 Constitutional right! 1021 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,322 You need to worry about why ain't nobody ever sitting in them chairs. 1022 00:37:56,389 --> 00:37:57,690 You probably shot them all. 1023 00:38:00,427 --> 00:38:01,595 Yeah, this Calvin. 1024 00:38:01,661 --> 00:38:03,531 It might be a better question for you. 1025 00:38:03,596 --> 00:38:05,131 -Crazy. Crazy. -Is he okay? 1026 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:06,800 Wait. Is he okay? 1027 00:38:06,866 --> 00:38:08,334 Man. Come on, man. We all lived out here... 1028 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,902 No, I'll be on my way. 1029 00:38:09,969 --> 00:38:11,672 I'll be there. Rashad, handle that for me. 1030 00:38:11,739 --> 00:38:12,807 Yo, Cal, what's up? 1031 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:14,208 I got you, no worries. 1032 00:38:14,275 --> 00:38:16,543 No! Hell, no, man! He said Rashad. 1033 00:38:16,610 --> 00:38:17,745 No, I don't think he said Rashad. 1034 00:38:17,810 --> 00:38:18,911 -Yeah. -What'd he say? 1035 00:38:18,978 --> 00:38:20,413 Yeah. He said me, Eddie. 1036 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,815 Specifically? 1037 00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:23,684 He called you by name? 1038 00:38:33,393 --> 00:38:36,796 Baby, are you okay? Did anybody hit you? 1039 00:38:36,864 --> 00:38:38,132 No, nothing happened. 1040 00:38:38,197 --> 00:38:39,667 I was just standing there and a fight broke out. 1041 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:40,801 Don't worry. We're gonna get this 1042 00:38:40,868 --> 00:38:42,168 -all straightened out. -Mom! I'm fine. 1043 00:38:42,235 --> 00:38:44,038 -Let me see your head. -No, Mom, I'm okay. 1044 00:38:44,105 --> 00:38:46,440 My God. It's, like, red right here. 1045 00:38:46,507 --> 00:38:48,008 Goodness. 1046 00:38:48,074 --> 00:38:49,644 Let me see your face. 1047 00:38:54,748 --> 00:38:56,215 So, what happened? 1048 00:38:56,282 --> 00:38:58,118 Well, frankly, Mr. Palmer, 1049 00:38:58,185 --> 00:39:01,221 we're concerned about the people that Jalen's been hanging around with lately. 1050 00:39:01,288 --> 00:39:02,423 Are you talking about Kenny? 1051 00:39:03,190 --> 00:39:04,791 Why would you say that? 1052 00:39:04,857 --> 00:39:07,193 'Cause that's who he's been hanging with every day. 1053 00:39:07,259 --> 00:39:09,595 You guys know I can't talk about anybody else's kids. 1054 00:39:09,663 --> 00:39:11,063 But let me just say this. 1055 00:39:11,130 --> 00:39:13,799 Jalen has shifted over these past few weeks. 1056 00:39:13,866 --> 00:39:15,101 His behavior is different. 1057 00:39:15,168 --> 00:39:16,703 His teachers have noticed it. 1058 00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:18,371 His grades have started to slip. 1059 00:39:18,438 --> 00:39:20,074 And the fight that happened today, 1060 00:39:20,139 --> 00:39:22,875 he was involved in that fight, which turned out to be gang-related. 1061 00:39:22,942 --> 00:39:25,545 What do you mean "involved"? Are you trying to say Jalen's in a gang? 1062 00:39:25,612 --> 00:39:27,947 If he's not already in a gang, 1063 00:39:28,014 --> 00:39:30,283 he's strongly considering joining one. 1064 00:39:30,351 --> 00:39:32,486 No, no. I'm sorry, Jalen... 1065 00:39:32,552 --> 00:39:34,121 He knows better than that. He wouldn't do that. 1066 00:39:34,188 --> 00:39:36,257 I understand why you feel that way, Mrs. Palmer, 1067 00:39:36,322 --> 00:39:39,426 but there's also a reality of what we face in our communities. 1068 00:39:39,493 --> 00:39:41,862 So this year is absolutely critical for him 1069 00:39:41,929 --> 00:39:44,131 to build a foundation to go off to college. 1070 00:39:44,197 --> 00:39:46,667 See? This is what I've been talking about. 1071 00:39:46,734 --> 00:39:48,134 I mean, with Jalen's grades, 1072 00:39:48,201 --> 00:39:49,569 his test scores... 1073 00:39:49,636 --> 00:39:51,438 no way in the world we can't get him a scholarship 1074 00:39:51,505 --> 00:39:53,941 at the private schools, or remember Holy Cross 1075 00:39:54,007 --> 00:39:55,108 I was telling you, that Catholic School? 1076 00:39:55,174 --> 00:39:56,208 We have to talk about this. 1077 00:39:56,275 --> 00:39:57,310 I'll talk to their coach. 1078 00:39:57,377 --> 00:39:59,179 Mr. Palmer, now hold up. 1079 00:39:59,246 --> 00:40:01,514 Hold up. Now, that's not what I was suggesting. 1080 00:40:01,581 --> 00:40:04,351 We want Jalen to be here. The school needs him here. 1081 00:40:04,418 --> 00:40:05,786 For what? 1082 00:40:05,851 --> 00:40:07,087 Seem like y'all losing him. 1083 00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:08,789 Mr. Palmer, I understand... 1084 00:40:08,855 --> 00:40:10,323 I'm supposed to sit here 1085 00:40:10,391 --> 00:40:13,527 and we're going to sacrifice our only son to this system? 1086 00:40:13,594 --> 00:40:14,628 There's gotta be something we can do 1087 00:40:14,694 --> 00:40:15,895 to work together on this. 1088 00:40:15,962 --> 00:40:18,431 Seems like the problem is bigger than you and me. 1089 00:40:19,699 --> 00:40:21,902 So, why are you pointing the finger at Kenny? 1090 00:40:21,969 --> 00:40:26,206 No, look. I've been skeptical about that kid. 1091 00:40:26,272 --> 00:40:27,907 The whole reason he's living with Rashad 1092 00:40:27,973 --> 00:40:30,176 is because he got expelled from school for fighting. 1093 00:40:31,311 --> 00:40:33,413 Probably some gang-related shit. 1094 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,616 I ain't trying to have Jalen get caught up, 1095 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:38,085 following behind some little wannabe thug. 1096 00:40:38,150 --> 00:40:40,619 So, you know, maybe we just talk to him again 1097 00:40:40,686 --> 00:40:42,156 or we ground him or something. 1098 00:40:42,221 --> 00:40:43,790 I don't know, but don't you think sending him 1099 00:40:43,857 --> 00:40:45,759 to Holy Cross is a little bit extreme? 1100 00:40:45,826 --> 00:40:49,563 After what we just heard? We gotta send him somewhere! 1101 00:40:49,628 --> 00:40:50,764 I'm not trying to get that call 1102 00:40:50,831 --> 00:40:51,932 in the middle of the night 1103 00:40:51,998 --> 00:40:54,167 saying my son is locked up or worse, 1104 00:40:54,234 --> 00:40:56,136 because we didn't act when we had a chance. 1105 00:40:58,371 --> 00:40:59,540 Keep your elbow tucked. 1106 00:41:01,340 --> 00:41:02,810 Catholic school? 1107 00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:05,078 I don't know anybody in Catholic school. 1108 00:41:05,145 --> 00:41:07,982 Good. Maybe it's time for you to meet some Catholics. 1109 00:41:08,047 --> 00:41:10,149 And tomorrow, I'm gonna re-introduce you 1110 00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:12,019 to the concept of a belt. 1111 00:41:12,085 --> 00:41:14,321 Ain't nobody wants to see your butt cheeks hanging out. 1112 00:41:14,386 --> 00:41:15,855 Nobody wears no belts. 1113 00:41:15,922 --> 00:41:17,156 They're corny. 1114 00:41:17,223 --> 00:41:18,692 Yeah, well, so is getting shot. 1115 00:41:20,661 --> 00:41:21,929 When are you going to do something about 1116 00:41:21,994 --> 00:41:24,029 that abomination on your head called locks? 1117 00:41:24,096 --> 00:41:25,498 I'm not cutting my locks. 1118 00:41:25,565 --> 00:41:26,766 You need to do something with them. 1119 00:41:28,601 --> 00:41:29,802 You're the son of a barber, 1120 00:41:29,869 --> 00:41:31,371 you can't be walking around here 1121 00:41:31,438 --> 00:41:33,607 looking like that girl from The Pirates of the Caribbean. 1122 00:41:33,674 --> 00:41:35,141 They're supposed to look like that. 1123 00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:36,543 No, they're not. 1124 00:41:36,610 --> 00:41:38,779 When you going to wash them things, man? 1125 00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:41,848 Walking around smelling like Flavor Flav's wave cap. 1126 00:41:41,915 --> 00:41:43,216 Why are you trying to take everything 1127 00:41:43,284 --> 00:41:44,919 I like away from me? 1128 00:41:49,255 --> 00:41:51,491 Because I love you, that's why. 1129 00:41:53,927 --> 00:41:55,628 So just because you take some long dramatic pause 1130 00:41:55,694 --> 00:41:56,729 before you say something, 1131 00:41:56,797 --> 00:41:59,367 I'm supposed to just accept your words? 1132 00:42:00,433 --> 00:42:01,901 You're so smart, Jalen. 1133 00:42:03,436 --> 00:42:05,705 If you're that smart, keep your elbow tucked. 1134 00:42:05,772 --> 00:42:07,975 My elbow is tucked. My shot is water. 1135 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:11,645 Your shot sucks. 1136 00:42:12,311 --> 00:42:14,147 Who shot suck? 1137 00:42:14,214 --> 00:42:15,815 Boy, you better ask somebody. 1138 00:42:16,583 --> 00:42:17,985 My shot is butter. 1139 00:42:29,730 --> 00:42:30,731 What up, broski? 1140 00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:33,867 I got your message. 1141 00:42:33,933 --> 00:42:35,668 Shorties is wiling, right? 1142 00:42:35,735 --> 00:42:37,237 How are you? 1143 00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:40,674 Look, I'm going to need you to keep your son away from mine. 1144 00:42:40,741 --> 00:42:42,208 What you talking about? 1145 00:42:42,275 --> 00:42:44,344 You know that gang fight that happened yesterday? 1146 00:42:44,411 --> 00:42:46,413 Kenny got Jalen involved in that shit. 1147 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,847 No, that ain't what happened. 1148 00:42:47,913 --> 00:42:49,248 I talked to Kenny, he said they was 1149 00:42:49,315 --> 00:42:51,084 standing there and the fight broke out. 1150 00:42:51,918 --> 00:42:53,220 And you believed him? 1151 00:42:53,286 --> 00:42:55,855 Yeah, I believe him. He's my son. 1152 00:42:55,922 --> 00:42:57,590 You taking Jalen's word for it. 1153 00:42:57,656 --> 00:42:59,625 You damn right! Jalen ain't never got 1154 00:42:59,692 --> 00:43:01,428 expelled from school for fighting. 1155 00:43:02,462 --> 00:43:03,630 Is it like that? 1156 00:43:04,931 --> 00:43:07,033 I tell you something in confidence, man-to-man, 1157 00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:08,768 and now you throwing that shit back in my face? 1158 00:43:09,768 --> 00:43:11,104 I told you that's who Kenny was 1159 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:12,472 when he was with his mother. 1160 00:43:12,538 --> 00:43:14,573 He ain't that kid no more, he with me. 1161 00:43:14,641 --> 00:43:16,409 I'm happy for you. 1162 00:43:16,476 --> 00:43:17,777 Nevertheless, 1163 00:43:17,844 --> 00:43:19,378 keep your son away from mine, man, 1164 00:43:19,446 --> 00:43:20,781 or we gonna have a problem. 1165 00:43:23,049 --> 00:43:26,519 Bruh, we got a problem right now. 1166 00:43:29,522 --> 00:43:33,492 Two black fathers bonding in the hood. 1167 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,728 It's rare. 1168 00:43:34,795 --> 00:43:36,496 It's like catching a unicorn. 1169 00:43:36,563 --> 00:43:39,032 You don't see it every day, is what I'm trying to say. Right? 1170 00:43:40,967 --> 00:43:42,636 You want a latte? 1171 00:43:43,837 --> 00:43:47,239 "One-Stop's Home and Office Decoration." 1172 00:43:47,306 --> 00:43:48,707 Ghetto office. 1173 00:43:48,775 --> 00:43:50,478 Ghetto office, you decorate somebody's shit. 1174 00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:54,815 So the dog ate the whole condom? 1175 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:55,949 Yeah. 1176 00:43:56,016 --> 00:43:57,518 Frame your face. Shit. 1177 00:43:59,819 --> 00:44:01,654 Okay, Eddie. Come on, man. 1178 00:44:03,156 --> 00:44:04,792 You know what, I've happened to have enough of him. 1179 00:44:06,694 --> 00:44:08,527 Lord, they shooting! They shooting out there! 1180 00:44:08,594 --> 00:44:10,062 Eddie, stop playing! Get down! 1181 00:44:10,130 --> 00:44:12,432 Hell! It'll take me too long to get back up. 1182 00:44:12,498 --> 00:44:14,234 I ain't getting down there, it ain't worth it. 1183 00:44:15,034 --> 00:44:16,402 It's fine. 1184 00:44:16,469 --> 00:44:18,205 This ain't Fallujah. Come on. Everybody, stand up. 1185 00:44:21,507 --> 00:44:22,842 My God. I gotta go. 1186 00:44:22,909 --> 00:44:23,944 I can't take it. 1187 00:44:24,011 --> 00:44:25,811 Baby, that's a gang out there. 1188 00:44:25,878 --> 00:44:27,547 It ain't no ice cream truck. 1189 00:44:27,614 --> 00:44:28,882 The idea is stay away from the bullet, 1190 00:44:28,947 --> 00:44:30,049 don't go towards them. 1191 00:44:30,116 --> 00:44:31,450 I don't think you understand, Eddie. 1192 00:44:31,518 --> 00:44:32,886 My car broke down earlier today. 1193 00:44:32,953 --> 00:44:35,288 I can't be caught outside with no car 1194 00:44:35,355 --> 00:44:36,790 and it's dark and they're shooting... 1195 00:44:36,855 --> 00:44:38,390 Draya, I got you. It's crazy right now! 1196 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:40,160 I gotta get Maya anyway. You're on the way, 1197 00:44:40,226 --> 00:44:41,360 so I got you. 1198 00:44:41,427 --> 00:44:42,895 Are you serious, Rashad? 1199 00:44:42,962 --> 00:44:44,397 Hold on, let me get my stuff. 1200 00:44:45,598 --> 00:44:46,734 Thank you. 1201 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:49,136 All right. You good, Eddie? 1202 00:44:49,869 --> 00:44:51,205 Yeah, I'm good. 1203 00:44:52,605 --> 00:44:54,607 I need to get on out of here anyway. 1204 00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:57,409 Yeah. No doubt, no doubt. 1205 00:44:57,476 --> 00:44:59,378 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1206 00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:02,683 With all that ass, she ain't safe nowhere. 1207 00:45:02,750 --> 00:45:03,884 The New York Times 1208 00:45:03,949 --> 00:45:05,551 broke this down recently. 1209 00:45:05,618 --> 00:45:07,487 Okay, let's see. 1210 00:45:14,661 --> 00:45:18,231 The second amendment means we have a right to bear arms. 1211 00:45:18,297 --> 00:45:21,502 Should it also mean that there is no place in our... 1212 00:45:35,915 --> 00:45:37,350 I cannot believe that crazy man 1213 00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:39,351 came in the store doing that today. 1214 00:45:39,418 --> 00:45:40,788 He was wild! 1215 00:45:41,587 --> 00:45:43,856 No, he played us all. 1216 00:45:43,924 --> 00:45:44,925 He was crazy. 1217 00:45:44,991 --> 00:45:46,125 Crazy! 1218 00:45:50,630 --> 00:45:52,366 All right, then. 1219 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,002 I'll catch you tomorrow. 1220 00:46:02,808 --> 00:46:04,577 Are you okay, Rashad? 1221 00:46:04,643 --> 00:46:06,612 Like, seriously. 1222 00:46:06,679 --> 00:46:10,049 Like, I don't know, lately you've been so stressed out. 1223 00:46:10,116 --> 00:46:11,818 I'm good! I'm good. 1224 00:46:11,884 --> 00:46:13,118 You good? 1225 00:46:13,185 --> 00:46:14,453 Draya, I'm good. 1226 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,557 Well, if you need anything, 1227 00:46:17,623 --> 00:46:20,493 even if you just want to talk, I'm a great listener. 1228 00:46:21,994 --> 00:46:24,663 I know you cool. I appreciate that. 1229 00:46:24,730 --> 00:46:27,066 I might take you up on that one day. 1230 00:46:28,868 --> 00:46:30,871 Well, what time you gotta pick up Maya? 1231 00:46:32,672 --> 00:46:36,644 Maybe we can go upstairs and we could talk now. 1232 00:46:37,344 --> 00:46:38,679 Come on, Draya. 1233 00:46:39,179 --> 00:46:40,580 What? 1234 00:46:40,647 --> 00:46:41,949 You're inviting me to your house 1235 00:46:42,014 --> 00:46:43,317 just to come and talk? 1236 00:46:44,183 --> 00:46:46,084 As opposed to what? 1237 00:46:46,152 --> 00:46:48,522 I mean, I ain't been out the game that long, Draya. 1238 00:46:49,188 --> 00:46:51,290 Are you serious? 1239 00:46:51,357 --> 00:46:53,259 A pretty girl tries to comfort you 1240 00:46:53,326 --> 00:46:54,528 in your time of stress 1241 00:46:54,594 --> 00:46:55,828 and whatever the hell else you're going through, 1242 00:46:55,895 --> 00:46:58,430 and you gonna take it there with me? 1243 00:46:58,498 --> 00:47:01,268 Look, my bad. I thought you was really... 1244 00:47:01,335 --> 00:47:02,769 Come on. Just because I'm thick, 1245 00:47:02,835 --> 00:47:04,337 it doesn't mean I don't have a soul. 1246 00:47:04,404 --> 00:47:06,005 But the way you was talking, it felt like you wanted to... 1247 00:47:06,072 --> 00:47:07,340 You know what? Good night, Rashad. 1248 00:47:07,406 --> 00:47:08,875 It felt like... I thought you was... 1249 00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:10,976 Good night, Rashad! 1250 00:47:11,043 --> 00:47:12,212 Draya, it felt... 1251 00:47:12,279 --> 00:47:13,847 Draya! Draya! 1252 00:47:15,281 --> 00:47:16,382 Damn! 1253 00:47:17,382 --> 00:47:18,685 Damn... 1254 00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,321 Man. 1255 00:47:21,388 --> 00:47:23,156 Man. 1256 00:47:23,221 --> 00:47:25,324 Man, she definitely wanted it. I know she wanted it! 1257 00:47:25,391 --> 00:47:27,827 Hell, yeah! What do you think? 1258 00:47:27,893 --> 00:47:28,962 You think I ain't gonna think that? 1259 00:47:29,027 --> 00:47:30,196 I mean, she got the... 1260 00:47:30,263 --> 00:47:32,565 She sitting there with it all out like, "Yo." 1261 00:47:32,632 --> 00:47:34,467 Leaning over. I mean... 1262 00:47:34,534 --> 00:47:35,568 I ain't tripping, right? 1263 00:47:35,634 --> 00:47:36,869 I ain't been out the game that long. 1264 00:47:36,936 --> 00:47:38,337 You know what I'm saying? 1265 00:47:38,404 --> 00:47:42,575 Damn! She said, "You wanna come inside and talk..." 1266 00:47:44,043 --> 00:47:48,515 She definitely wanted it. Right? Right? 1267 00:47:48,581 --> 00:47:50,516 Baby, I just wanted you to know that you were right! 1268 00:47:50,583 --> 00:47:52,219 You hit the nail on the head. 1269 00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:53,987 -Babe, listen. -You had the hammer! 1270 00:47:54,054 --> 00:47:56,256 We gonna send his heathen ass to Catholic school! 1271 00:47:56,322 --> 00:47:58,391 -Babe, stop it! -I'm gonna call the Catholics. 1272 00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:00,060 I'm gonna call Jesus. Somebody call some Marys. 1273 00:48:00,125 --> 00:48:02,196 -Okay... -The Holy Cross, we coming! 1274 00:48:02,261 --> 00:48:04,063 You and your lady having problems? 1275 00:48:04,130 --> 00:48:06,899 I can help. You know I have counseling services. 1276 00:48:06,965 --> 00:48:09,335 I got single, I got couple, I got group. 1277 00:48:09,402 --> 00:48:12,072 If you choose groups, the responsibilities would be 1278 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:13,740 to bring in cookies and, or, 1279 00:48:13,806 --> 00:48:15,841 fruit punch every third meeting. 1280 00:48:17,377 --> 00:48:20,413 No, thank you, man. I'm good. We don't need no damn session. 1281 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,449 Here, man. Here's the check. 1282 00:48:23,650 --> 00:48:25,285 Calvin, before I take that check, 1283 00:48:25,351 --> 00:48:27,554 I'm going to tell you, it's non-refundable. 1284 00:48:27,619 --> 00:48:28,788 If I take that check, 1285 00:48:28,855 --> 00:48:30,156 that check goes away. 1286 00:48:30,223 --> 00:48:33,927 And if you don't have that remaining balance on Monday, 1287 00:48:33,993 --> 00:48:35,194 I promise you, 1288 00:48:35,261 --> 00:48:38,063 it is not a homing pigeon, it does not come back. 1289 00:48:38,130 --> 00:48:40,199 You know how Mike Tyson has those birds on that roof? 1290 00:48:40,266 --> 00:48:43,403 He can let those birds go. "Go, go!" You know? 1291 00:48:43,469 --> 00:48:46,639 Birds fly around, birds come back on his hand. 1292 00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:47,941 He looks at that bird. 1293 00:48:48,007 --> 00:48:49,942 Right? 1294 00:48:50,009 --> 00:48:51,378 That ain't gonna happen. You understand? 1295 00:48:51,444 --> 00:48:52,778 I know what non-refundable means. 1296 00:48:52,846 --> 00:48:54,313 It's forfeited. 1297 00:48:54,380 --> 00:48:56,116 I just wanna let you know. 'Cause you're my man. 1298 00:48:56,181 --> 00:48:59,520 Damn, man. Is it One-Stop or nonstop? Take the check. 1299 00:49:02,355 --> 00:49:05,157 Certified check. Nice. 1300 00:49:05,225 --> 00:49:08,261 It's a pleasure doing business with you, Calvin. 1301 00:49:08,328 --> 00:49:09,829 I'm gonna hold off on that handshake 1302 00:49:09,895 --> 00:49:13,766 until you make that remaining balance payment on Monday. 1303 00:49:13,833 --> 00:49:16,935 Just in case you do some nigga shit. 1304 00:49:17,002 --> 00:49:19,305 Hey, don't tell nobody. 1305 00:49:19,371 --> 00:49:22,442 It's going down this weekend, y'all! 1306 00:49:22,507 --> 00:49:24,109 Jackie, what are you talking about now? 1307 00:49:24,177 --> 00:49:26,480 Girl, my husband's got me all stressed out. 1308 00:49:26,547 --> 00:49:29,616 Police got him working back-to-back double shifts. 1309 00:49:29,683 --> 00:49:32,686 Okay. I just need a little touch up now, Angie. 1310 00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:34,319 Touch up? 1311 00:49:35,788 --> 00:49:37,790 No. No, baby, you got to pull them roots 1312 00:49:37,857 --> 00:49:39,692 all the way up like a turnip... 1313 00:49:39,759 --> 00:49:41,293 Turn it over, ball it 1314 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,929 and then put it back in your head. 1315 00:49:44,498 --> 00:49:45,831 Jackie, I mean, no shade, 1316 00:49:45,898 --> 00:49:47,167 but, God, you should be ashamed 1317 00:49:47,232 --> 00:49:48,467 to walk out the house like this. 1318 00:49:48,534 --> 00:49:50,536 Girl, how you gonna say, "No shade," 1319 00:49:50,603 --> 00:49:52,873 and then shade the shit out that lady. 1320 00:49:52,940 --> 00:49:54,273 Thank you. 1321 00:49:54,339 --> 00:49:56,676 Y'all know the boy that got shot didn't make it. 1322 00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:57,844 My God. That's terrible. 1323 00:49:59,011 --> 00:50:00,112 No. 1324 00:50:00,179 --> 00:50:02,281 Pronounced him dead this morning. 1325 00:50:02,348 --> 00:50:04,351 My husband said that this whole thing started 1326 00:50:04,417 --> 00:50:05,518 because of some fight 1327 00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:07,788 that happened over there at the high school. 1328 00:50:08,788 --> 00:50:10,189 Y'all know what happened last time 1329 00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:11,824 one of their leaders got killed. 1330 00:50:11,891 --> 00:50:12,992 It was a bloodbath. 1331 00:50:13,058 --> 00:50:14,659 Well, the police chief's planning on 1332 00:50:14,726 --> 00:50:16,663 doubling the amount of cops on the streets this weekend. 1333 00:50:16,730 --> 00:50:18,398 Man, I'm so tired of this mess! 1334 00:50:18,464 --> 00:50:19,832 Every time I turn around, 1335 00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:21,835 somebody is killing somebody over nothing. 1336 00:50:21,902 --> 00:50:22,936 And what are we supposed to do? 1337 00:50:23,002 --> 00:50:25,138 Lock our doors, don't snitch. 1338 00:50:25,205 --> 00:50:27,172 Pretend like this shit is normal? 1339 00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:28,875 This is bullshit, this is not normal. 1340 00:50:28,942 --> 00:50:31,144 Then we gotta do something about it. 1341 00:50:31,210 --> 00:50:32,412 Shorties out here wiling 1342 00:50:32,478 --> 00:50:34,681 and that's our fault. That's on us. 1343 00:50:34,748 --> 00:50:37,383 Look, if we get people to come to the shop, 1344 00:50:37,449 --> 00:50:40,052 I don't care what neighborhood they from. They from Chatham, 1345 00:50:40,119 --> 00:50:43,255 from Englewood, East Side, crazy, wherever they from, 1346 00:50:43,322 --> 00:50:44,757 we just need people from the city 1347 00:50:44,824 --> 00:50:47,427 to come meet up in the shop, and we just talk. 1348 00:50:47,493 --> 00:50:48,827 And give them a chance to speak. 1349 00:50:48,895 --> 00:50:50,362 They're gonna come up with ideas. 1350 00:50:50,429 --> 00:50:52,598 I think that's a great idea, Rashad. 1351 00:50:52,665 --> 00:50:54,634 Really great idea, baby. 1352 00:50:55,534 --> 00:50:57,036 Well, I say we do it. 1353 00:50:57,103 --> 00:50:58,703 Y'all know we have to do it. 1354 00:50:58,770 --> 00:51:00,038 I mean, the gangs have us scared. 1355 00:51:00,105 --> 00:51:01,407 They're killing everybody. 1356 00:51:01,473 --> 00:51:03,342 We don't wanna walk outside anymore. 1357 00:51:03,409 --> 00:51:05,411 Them people downtown, they aren't moving for us. 1358 00:51:05,478 --> 00:51:06,779 I mean, if we don't do something, 1359 00:51:06,846 --> 00:51:08,548 no one's gonna save our community. 1360 00:51:08,614 --> 00:51:10,516 We gotta take our streets back. 1361 00:51:22,328 --> 00:51:23,562 Action, LeShawn! 1362 00:51:23,630 --> 00:51:25,064 Stacia! Sorry, action, Stacia! 1363 00:51:25,130 --> 00:51:26,431 Stop the violence, y'all! 1364 00:51:26,498 --> 00:51:28,466 Exactly. Calvin's Shop. 1365 00:51:28,534 --> 00:51:29,603 That's what I'm talking about! 1366 00:51:29,668 --> 00:51:30,936 Come on, man! 1367 00:51:31,002 --> 00:51:31,904 You watch that booty shaking! 1368 00:51:31,971 --> 00:51:33,473 -Calvin's Shop... -Listen, guys! 1369 00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:35,308 We know you don't care about your community, 1370 00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:37,243 but you gotta care about this. 1371 00:51:37,310 --> 00:51:38,610 Please come down to Calvin's Shop tonight 1372 00:51:38,677 --> 00:51:39,878 for the community summit, 1373 00:51:39,946 --> 00:51:41,614 because dreams apparently 1374 00:51:41,681 --> 00:51:43,616 are being deferred even as we speak. 1375 00:51:43,683 --> 00:51:45,552 Yeah! I think we got it. 1376 00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:49,488 Okay. 1377 00:51:54,293 --> 00:51:56,029 Move! 1378 00:51:57,230 --> 00:51:58,898 Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! 1379 00:51:58,965 --> 00:52:01,000 You can look, but do not touch. 1380 00:52:01,067 --> 00:52:02,335 Look back at it. 1381 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,136 -You like that? -I'm good. 1382 00:52:04,203 --> 00:52:05,338 We're out in the street, you know. 1383 00:52:05,404 --> 00:52:06,505 This isn't the privacy of your own bedroom. 1384 00:52:06,572 --> 00:52:07,641 Yeah, girl! 1385 00:52:16,181 --> 00:52:18,350 We wanna thank y'all for being here. 1386 00:52:18,418 --> 00:52:20,820 There's still seats available if you need a seat. 1387 00:52:20,886 --> 00:52:22,087 It's important that we all are here 1388 00:52:22,154 --> 00:52:23,656 because this is our community. 1389 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,157 And it's up to us to change it, 1390 00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:27,427 so, we wanna hear y'all ideas. 1391 00:52:27,493 --> 00:52:29,461 I was thinking more like a benefit concert. 1392 00:52:29,529 --> 00:52:31,264 You know, something for the kids. 1393 00:52:31,331 --> 00:52:32,832 I think we should just call up Kanye 1394 00:52:32,897 --> 00:52:34,366 and have him come on out and perform. 1395 00:52:34,433 --> 00:52:36,002 Yes! 1396 00:52:36,868 --> 00:52:38,637 He ain't coming around y'all 1397 00:52:38,705 --> 00:52:41,208 broke negroes. Are you serious right now? 1398 00:52:41,273 --> 00:52:43,208 Look, Kanye a Kardashian now. 1399 00:52:43,275 --> 00:52:45,011 He wears dresses now. 1400 00:52:45,076 --> 00:52:47,045 I seen him on TV, he had a skirt on. 1401 00:52:47,112 --> 00:52:48,313 His knees were showing. 1402 00:52:48,380 --> 00:52:50,616 All right, all right, all right. Relax! 1403 00:52:52,018 --> 00:52:53,019 What about R. Kelly? 1404 00:52:53,085 --> 00:52:54,219 What? 1405 00:52:54,286 --> 00:52:56,288 R. Kelly? For a kids benefit? 1406 00:52:56,355 --> 00:52:57,823 Kelly love the kids. 1407 00:52:57,891 --> 00:52:59,993 Yeah, he can teach them how to make home movies. 1408 00:53:00,058 --> 00:53:01,159 No, he didn't. 1409 00:53:01,226 --> 00:53:03,696 All right, already! Leave him alone! 1410 00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:05,965 Do you realize how much good quality 1411 00:53:06,031 --> 00:53:07,465 R&B we have missed out on, 1412 00:53:07,532 --> 00:53:09,902 because y'all keep bringing up that same old bull? 1413 00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:11,304 -Da... -The last albums he made, 1414 00:53:11,371 --> 00:53:14,574 Them albums was made out of pure stress. 1415 00:53:14,639 --> 00:53:17,342 Does anybody else have any other ideas? 1416 00:53:17,409 --> 00:53:19,344 I'd like to say something. 1417 00:53:19,411 --> 00:53:20,980 Look, Eddie, you once said 1418 00:53:21,047 --> 00:53:22,882 that the barbershop is the pillar of the neighborhood. 1419 00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:24,184 Damn right! 1420 00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:25,685 So we use that, right? 1421 00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:28,154 We turn the shop into our safe space for the weekend. 1422 00:53:28,221 --> 00:53:29,589 All right? Neutral grounds where both sides 1423 00:53:29,656 --> 00:53:30,889 can come together peacefully. 1424 00:53:30,956 --> 00:53:32,424 I like that. Yeah. 1425 00:53:32,491 --> 00:53:33,692 Turn this place into Switzerland. 1426 00:53:33,759 --> 00:53:34,993 Exactly! 1427 00:53:35,060 --> 00:53:36,528 Ain't no way in hell the South Side 1428 00:53:36,596 --> 00:53:38,831 is ever going to resemble any parts of Switzerland. 1429 00:53:38,898 --> 00:53:40,600 I don't even know no black Swiss. 1430 00:53:40,667 --> 00:53:41,833 I mean, Swizz Beatz. 1431 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:43,034 Is he black? 1432 00:53:43,101 --> 00:53:44,203 Or is he white? 1433 00:53:44,270 --> 00:53:46,072 You know, he is a little beige. 1434 00:53:46,139 --> 00:53:48,241 He might be Swiss. I mean... 1435 00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:50,944 He named himself to it. So, he's Swiss. He's Swiss. 1436 00:53:51,009 --> 00:53:52,111 Can we get back to it? 1437 00:53:52,177 --> 00:53:54,013 We could try to get both sides to come together 1438 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,915 and agree to a ceasefire. 1439 00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:57,516 And then we can get the Chicago celebs 1440 00:53:57,583 --> 00:53:59,118 to tweet about it and talk about it. 1441 00:53:59,185 --> 00:54:00,552 Get them to support. 1442 00:54:00,619 --> 00:54:01,888 That's good, Jerrod. 1443 00:54:01,955 --> 00:54:03,255 You know what, he's right. 1444 00:54:03,322 --> 00:54:05,859 That means that we have to give them something to see. 1445 00:54:05,924 --> 00:54:07,859 Yeah, maybe we could just give away free gifts. 1446 00:54:07,927 --> 00:54:09,195 Like a radio promotion. 1447 00:54:09,261 --> 00:54:10,462 Yes! 1448 00:54:10,529 --> 00:54:12,031 And who's supposed to pay for these free gifts? 1449 00:54:12,098 --> 00:54:16,201 Draya is right, we need some incentive to bring people out. 1450 00:54:16,268 --> 00:54:18,069 I don't want to state the obvious here, 1451 00:54:18,136 --> 00:54:19,905 but this is a barbershop. 1452 00:54:19,971 --> 00:54:22,741 We could just do what we already do. For free. 1453 00:54:22,808 --> 00:54:24,243 Free cuts the whole weekend? 1454 00:54:24,310 --> 00:54:26,545 You know how much money we pull in on Saturday alone? 1455 00:54:26,612 --> 00:54:28,147 Do you know how much we're gonna lose 1456 00:54:28,214 --> 00:54:29,215 if that enclosure happens? 1457 00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:31,551 It's a great idea, Calvin. 1458 00:54:31,618 --> 00:54:33,052 It is. It is a great idea. 1459 00:54:33,118 --> 00:54:34,620 Yeah, a 48-hour ceasefire, 1460 00:54:34,686 --> 00:54:37,556 with unlimited free cuts and styling. 1461 00:54:37,623 --> 00:54:39,793 I mean, come on, who could turn that down? 1462 00:54:39,859 --> 00:54:42,094 I... I propose that Gangsta Grub 1463 00:54:42,161 --> 00:54:43,496 be the official caterer for this. 1464 00:54:43,561 --> 00:54:45,130 Yeah, I bet you would. 1465 00:54:45,197 --> 00:54:46,598 Hell, yeah, dude! You know how much money 1466 00:54:46,665 --> 00:54:47,833 I can make out on these streets 1467 00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:49,068 in a 48-hour spa... 1468 00:54:50,302 --> 00:54:52,772 To donate to the Boys and Girls Club! 1469 00:54:52,837 --> 00:54:54,172 That's R. Kelly's favorite. 1470 00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:55,908 Listen here, Bollyhood! 1471 00:54:55,975 --> 00:54:57,444 Leave Kels alone, God damn it, 1472 00:54:57,509 --> 00:54:59,145 I say, God damn it, leave Kels alone! 1473 00:55:00,246 --> 00:55:01,948 Sorry about that, go ahead. 1474 00:55:02,014 --> 00:55:03,984 Then I think that we have a plan! 1475 00:55:10,824 --> 00:55:13,659 Hold up, hold up. We've got one little problem. 1476 00:55:13,726 --> 00:55:15,462 Y'all know to have a ceasefire, 1477 00:55:15,527 --> 00:55:18,665 we got to get the shot callers to call a truce. 1478 00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:20,199 Y'all know what happened the last time 1479 00:55:20,266 --> 00:55:22,435 we got Marquis and Jay up in here. 1480 00:55:22,502 --> 00:55:23,969 It was damn near World War III. 1481 00:55:24,036 --> 00:55:25,272 Yeah. Yeah. 1482 00:55:26,873 --> 00:55:28,107 But you know what? What if we made 1483 00:55:28,174 --> 00:55:29,609 that mix-up happen again? 1484 00:55:43,889 --> 00:55:45,824 This is just a terrible idea. 1485 00:55:45,891 --> 00:55:47,393 Yeah. "Let's cause a little mix-up. 1486 00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:49,295 "Let's make that mix-up happen again." 1487 00:55:49,362 --> 00:55:50,663 That was the dumbest thing you ever said. 1488 00:55:50,730 --> 00:55:51,998 Do you know who these people are? 1489 00:55:52,063 --> 00:55:53,299 They are murderers. 1490 00:55:53,366 --> 00:55:54,867 They don't work at the grocery store, and if they did, 1491 00:55:54,933 --> 00:55:56,835 they would be butchers. 1492 00:55:56,902 --> 00:55:58,069 Quiet! 1493 00:55:58,136 --> 00:56:01,005 Thank God you wore a G-Unit bulletproof vest. 1494 00:56:01,072 --> 00:56:02,908 Yeah, it worked for 50! 1495 00:56:02,976 --> 00:56:07,179 No, it didn't, actually. He got shot in the face! 1496 00:56:07,246 --> 00:56:09,248 He got shot in the face? 1497 00:56:09,315 --> 00:56:11,150 Draya! What's up, baby girl? 1498 00:56:12,585 --> 00:56:14,019 Hold up, Calvin! What's going on in here? 1499 00:56:14,085 --> 00:56:15,854 Is this a set-up? 1500 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,889 Listen to me. Jay! Jay! 1501 00:56:17,956 --> 00:56:19,290 No, stop! 1502 00:56:19,357 --> 00:56:20,658 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1503 00:56:20,726 --> 00:56:22,595 Hold on! 1504 00:56:22,661 --> 00:56:24,163 Hold on! Wait a minute! 1505 00:56:24,230 --> 00:56:25,598 I wish you would, boy! 1506 00:56:25,665 --> 00:56:26,900 Listen! Now, I've been knowing you guys 1507 00:56:26,965 --> 00:56:28,534 for about 20 years, man. 1508 00:56:28,601 --> 00:56:29,936 My father used to cut both of your heads! 1509 00:56:30,002 --> 00:56:31,371 Come on, bruh. 1510 00:56:31,436 --> 00:56:33,538 Out of respect for him and the shop, man, hear us out. 1511 00:56:33,605 --> 00:56:35,507 We're asking y'all for ten minutes. 1512 00:56:35,574 --> 00:56:37,476 That's all we asking for, bruh. 1513 00:56:40,346 --> 00:56:42,114 I need more time, God. 1514 00:56:42,181 --> 00:56:43,683 I don't wanna die a virgin. 1515 00:56:43,750 --> 00:56:45,117 Come on, Jason. 1516 00:56:45,183 --> 00:56:46,551 Come on, G. Come on, man. 1517 00:56:46,618 --> 00:56:48,186 Let's do this, man. 1518 00:56:48,253 --> 00:56:49,422 Have a seat. 1519 00:56:58,163 --> 00:56:59,598 We all good. Come on, big boy. 1520 00:56:59,665 --> 00:57:02,468 Sit on down for a second. Get on. 1521 00:57:16,047 --> 00:57:17,250 Are we good? 1522 00:57:19,719 --> 00:57:21,587 Hey, Rev. 1523 00:57:21,654 --> 00:57:24,857 15 fish dinners for bingo night? 1524 00:57:24,924 --> 00:57:26,726 Hell, yeah! 1525 00:57:26,792 --> 00:57:28,360 I mean, praise God! 1526 00:57:28,427 --> 00:57:30,730 How about some sweet potato pie? All right. 1527 00:57:31,931 --> 00:57:34,266 All right! What's cooking? Daddy's home! 1528 00:57:34,333 --> 00:57:35,535 J.D., don't come up in here 1529 00:57:35,601 --> 00:57:36,868 with all that shit today, okay? 1530 00:57:36,935 --> 00:57:37,703 We don't have time for that shit. 1531 00:57:37,770 --> 00:57:39,071 -Okay? -Mabel. 1532 00:57:39,138 --> 00:57:41,574 What did I ask you to do? More of this. More parsley. 1533 00:57:41,641 --> 00:57:43,676 Okay? You? You better hurry it up! 1534 00:57:43,743 --> 00:57:45,612 Okay, I don't even know why he got a goddamn hairnet on. 1535 00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:48,014 He don't even have no hair. You guys are tripping! 1536 00:57:48,081 --> 00:57:49,248 -That's good. -Lord have mercy. 1537 00:57:49,315 --> 00:57:50,950 More flour. Put some more. Don't be scared. 1538 00:57:51,016 --> 00:57:52,252 You didn't buy it! 1539 00:57:52,317 --> 00:57:53,552 It's gotta be out of here by 2:00. 1540 00:57:53,618 --> 00:57:54,720 You have a break yet? 1541 00:57:54,788 --> 00:57:56,222 Knead it, knead it! Knead it 1542 00:57:56,288 --> 00:57:58,090 like you knead a bitch's ass. Okay? 1543 00:57:58,157 --> 00:57:59,759 -Come on! -Mabel. 1544 00:57:59,826 --> 00:58:01,260 What happened to us giving them a break? 1545 00:58:01,326 --> 00:58:02,395 For what? 1546 00:58:02,460 --> 00:58:03,862 We've got to keep the talent healthy. 1547 00:58:03,929 --> 00:58:05,364 Negro, I'm the talent. 1548 00:58:06,866 --> 00:58:09,469 You got me twisted on there, talking about the talent. 1549 00:58:09,534 --> 00:58:11,870 You ain't doing shit out there worth a damn... 1550 00:58:11,936 --> 00:58:14,139 You may be the talent, but I'm the face. 1551 00:58:14,206 --> 00:58:15,507 All right? 1552 00:58:17,342 --> 00:58:18,743 Look, Nana... 1553 00:58:18,810 --> 00:58:22,981 We don't want this gravy train to stop flowing anytime soon. 1554 00:58:24,616 --> 00:58:25,884 Look at that? 1555 00:58:26,853 --> 00:58:28,555 That's just from this morning. 1556 00:58:29,654 --> 00:58:31,389 Talent! You all take five. 1557 00:58:31,456 --> 00:58:32,657 Go. 1558 00:58:32,725 --> 00:58:34,326 Talent, take six. 1559 00:58:38,331 --> 00:58:40,032 I know it seems like a lot. 1560 00:58:40,098 --> 00:58:41,734 But we just asking for two days. 1561 00:58:42,935 --> 00:58:44,770 Two days and no bloodshed. 1562 00:58:44,837 --> 00:58:46,105 Exactly, gentlemen. 1563 00:58:46,172 --> 00:58:48,307 Not to oversell it, but what's gonna happen is, 1564 00:58:48,373 --> 00:58:49,574 you guys go home for the weekend, 1565 00:58:49,641 --> 00:58:51,275 and all your friends on Friday 1566 00:58:51,342 --> 00:58:53,245 will still be alive come Monday morning. 1567 00:58:54,647 --> 00:58:55,915 It's not a bad deal. 1568 00:59:03,322 --> 00:59:04,557 Why'd I do that? 1569 00:59:04,623 --> 00:59:07,359 Look, all we trying to say, man, is, 1570 00:59:07,427 --> 00:59:09,829 we got sons, I know y'all got kids, 1571 00:59:09,895 --> 00:59:11,330 and we just trying to make sure 1572 00:59:11,397 --> 00:59:13,464 our kids get to their 18th birthday. 1573 00:59:13,531 --> 00:59:15,100 And 19th and 20th. 1574 00:59:15,168 --> 00:59:17,336 And it gotta start somewhere, man. 1575 00:59:17,402 --> 00:59:19,638 And we say it starts here this weekend 1576 00:59:19,705 --> 00:59:21,107 for two days. 1577 00:59:21,906 --> 00:59:23,808 But we need y'all. 1578 00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:25,844 Y'all the shot callers. 1579 00:59:25,911 --> 00:59:28,047 We just need y'all to call some shots. 1580 00:59:49,768 --> 00:59:51,136 I'm in. 1581 00:59:52,705 --> 00:59:54,641 Because of you, Cal. 1582 00:59:55,741 --> 00:59:57,243 Appreciate it, man. 1583 01:00:03,648 --> 01:00:05,051 I got you. 1584 01:00:08,654 --> 01:00:09,722 All right, everybody, 1585 01:00:09,788 --> 01:00:11,556 we're good to go this weekend. 1586 01:00:11,623 --> 01:00:13,426 All right, there we go. 1587 01:00:13,491 --> 01:00:14,627 Let's get ready. 1588 01:00:14,692 --> 01:00:15,794 Yes, sir. 1589 01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:18,531 Hey, thanks for taking care of me earlier, Rashad. 1590 01:00:18,598 --> 01:00:20,500 -I really appreciate it. -We all good. 1591 01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:22,634 And... 1592 01:00:22,701 --> 01:00:25,003 Thanks for giving me a ride home the other night. 1593 01:00:25,071 --> 01:00:27,273 You were a real gentleman, Shady-Shad. 1594 01:00:33,511 --> 01:00:35,246 So you took the bitch home. 1595 01:00:35,313 --> 01:00:37,616 Look, she needed a ride home so I gave her a ride home. 1596 01:00:37,683 --> 01:00:38,851 I'm a good dude. 1597 01:00:38,917 --> 01:00:40,386 It was night time, she was by herself. 1598 01:00:40,453 --> 01:00:41,987 I wasn't gonna leave her out there. 1599 01:00:42,054 --> 01:00:43,422 It's crazy out there. What else was I supposed to do? 1600 01:00:43,489 --> 01:00:45,023 Draya works in a barbershop. 1601 01:00:45,089 --> 01:00:46,292 There were plenty of other good dudes 1602 01:00:46,359 --> 01:00:47,393 who could've taken her home. 1603 01:00:47,460 --> 01:00:48,659 Why'd you have to be the one? 1604 01:00:48,726 --> 01:00:49,895 Because it was on the way. 1605 01:00:49,962 --> 01:00:51,129 Bullshit! 1606 01:00:51,196 --> 01:00:52,565 I know girls like Draya. 1607 01:00:52,632 --> 01:00:55,134 I see through her fake lashes, and her watermelon ass, 1608 01:00:55,201 --> 01:00:57,136 and her whole damsel-in-distress routine. 1609 01:00:57,201 --> 01:00:58,736 She wants you, Rashad. 1610 01:00:58,804 --> 01:01:01,072 Are you dumb enough to fall into that girl's trap? 1611 01:01:01,139 --> 01:01:02,273 Terri... 1612 01:01:02,340 --> 01:01:04,210 You come home every other night 1613 01:01:04,275 --> 01:01:06,645 from some video shoot or some athlete's commercial. 1614 01:01:06,712 --> 01:01:08,447 Do I ever question it? 1615 01:01:08,514 --> 01:01:10,282 No, because I trust you. 1616 01:01:10,348 --> 01:01:12,617 I know you hold me down, I'm holding you down. 1617 01:01:12,685 --> 01:01:15,087 I don't care, I don't like that bitch. 1618 01:01:15,154 --> 01:01:17,056 Look, I promise you... 1619 01:01:17,123 --> 01:01:19,891 I promise you, there's nothing going on with me and Draya. 1620 01:01:19,958 --> 01:01:21,493 I need you to know that, okay? 1621 01:01:23,395 --> 01:01:24,496 Pull your pants down. 1622 01:01:24,563 --> 01:01:25,732 What? 1623 01:01:25,797 --> 01:01:26,831 Pull your pants down, we're doing it. 1624 01:01:26,898 --> 01:01:28,132 What the hell are you doing, girl? 1625 01:01:28,199 --> 01:01:29,968 Stepping up my lazy side booty game. 1626 01:01:30,036 --> 01:01:31,070 -Let's go. -Yo, chill out. 1627 01:01:31,136 --> 01:01:32,403 -Be quiet. -I am being quiet. 1628 01:01:32,471 --> 01:01:33,540 You're gonna wake her up. 1629 01:01:33,605 --> 01:01:35,139 I don't care, we can be quiet. Let's go. 1630 01:01:35,206 --> 01:01:36,808 Chill out! Chill out! Look... 1631 01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:39,110 We ain't having sex on demand, I ain't no piece of meat. 1632 01:01:39,177 --> 01:01:40,679 -"Let's go." Look... -Whatever. 1633 01:01:41,746 --> 01:01:43,081 Get up in it. 1634 01:01:45,217 --> 01:01:46,920 Get up in it. Now! 1635 01:01:48,186 --> 01:01:49,688 I mean... 1636 01:01:49,755 --> 01:01:52,325 I am aroused though, I ain't gonna lie. 1637 01:01:52,391 --> 01:01:54,860 But I got this sofrito sauce on the stove, I'll be back. 1638 01:01:54,927 --> 01:01:57,597 What? You're just proving my point! 1639 01:01:57,663 --> 01:02:00,065 And your sofrito sauce don't taste better than me! 1640 01:02:04,002 --> 01:02:06,004 You're not going nowhere. 1641 01:02:07,308 --> 01:02:08,541 Not this weekend. 1642 01:02:08,607 --> 01:02:10,676 It's too crazy out there on them streets. 1643 01:02:10,743 --> 01:02:12,511 But, Dad, there's a three on three tournament this weekend! 1644 01:02:12,578 --> 01:02:14,513 I don't care about no basketball. 1645 01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:15,947 Do you know your mama found 1646 01:02:16,014 --> 01:02:17,917 gang paraphernalia in your drawer? 1647 01:02:18,683 --> 01:02:20,485 In my house! 1648 01:02:20,552 --> 01:02:21,987 Now how am I supposed to trust you? 1649 01:02:22,054 --> 01:02:23,722 Man, this ain't fair! 1650 01:02:23,788 --> 01:02:26,157 None of my team has gotta deal with these stupid rules! 1651 01:02:26,225 --> 01:02:27,993 You know why? Do you know why? 1652 01:02:28,060 --> 01:02:29,694 Because most of those knuckleheads 1653 01:02:29,761 --> 01:02:31,663 ain't even got a father to look out for them anyway. 1654 01:02:31,730 --> 01:02:33,165 But they look out for me. 1655 01:02:33,232 --> 01:02:34,532 When I'm at school, 1656 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,002 my boys are the ones that got my back. 1657 01:02:36,067 --> 01:02:38,302 Who you talking about? You talking about Kenny? 1658 01:02:38,369 --> 01:02:40,639 You think that's your boy? 1659 01:02:40,706 --> 01:02:43,176 Why you always gotta say something about Kenny? 1660 01:02:43,241 --> 01:02:44,877 Aren't you and Uncle Shad like brothers? 1661 01:02:44,944 --> 01:02:46,677 -Why you always tripping? -Hey! 1662 01:02:46,744 --> 01:02:48,413 You watch your mouth, Jalen! 1663 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:50,917 Now, I'm not one of your friends, okay? 1664 01:02:50,984 --> 01:02:52,484 I don't see why you don't understand 1665 01:02:52,551 --> 01:02:54,152 how dangerous it is out there 1666 01:02:54,219 --> 01:02:57,089 and that we don't approve of who you're associating with! 1667 01:02:57,156 --> 01:02:58,324 What? You want me to hang out 1668 01:02:58,389 --> 01:02:59,558 with the cornball that cleans the shop? 1669 01:02:59,625 --> 01:03:00,826 What's wrong with Anthony? 1670 01:03:00,893 --> 01:03:02,895 Why is it corny to be smart? 1671 01:03:02,962 --> 01:03:05,429 Why is it corny to do what you ask? 1672 01:03:05,496 --> 01:03:07,933 Why is it corny to handle your business? 1673 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,770 That's not corny, son. That's being a man. 1674 01:03:15,241 --> 01:03:17,877 Look, J... I know you're mad. 1675 01:03:17,944 --> 01:03:19,244 I know you're upset. 1676 01:03:19,310 --> 01:03:20,912 But listen, 1677 01:03:20,980 --> 01:03:22,748 you gotta realize how lucky you are 1678 01:03:22,813 --> 01:03:24,116 to have two parents 1679 01:03:24,183 --> 01:03:26,051 that wanna know where you are, what you're doing, 1680 01:03:26,118 --> 01:03:27,886 who you're associating with. 1681 01:03:27,953 --> 01:03:29,088 That's important. 1682 01:03:29,154 --> 01:03:30,656 You're lucky. 1683 01:03:31,924 --> 01:03:33,192 I don't feel lucky. 1684 01:03:34,592 --> 01:03:36,895 My life would be so much better if you wasn't in it. 1685 01:03:36,962 --> 01:03:38,297 What? What'd you say? Jalen! 1686 01:03:38,362 --> 01:03:39,931 -Did you hear him? -Baby, please wait! Hey! 1687 01:03:39,998 --> 01:03:41,199 Hey, boy! 1688 01:03:41,266 --> 01:03:42,435 Did you hear what he said? 1689 01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:43,768 I know, but listen, he didn't mean it! 1690 01:03:43,835 --> 01:03:46,104 He's angry and he's 14. 1691 01:03:46,172 --> 01:03:48,307 Well, I'm angry and I'm older than 14. 1692 01:03:48,373 --> 01:03:50,208 -Boy, you ain't white! -Okay, babe... 1693 01:03:50,275 --> 01:03:52,778 Listen, at some point, he's gonna realize 1694 01:03:52,844 --> 01:03:54,813 that we're doing all of this because we love him. 1695 01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:56,782 -But he's not a tough guy. -I know. 1696 01:03:56,848 --> 01:03:59,451 He's trying to act like it. Boy, you not a tough guy! 1697 01:03:59,518 --> 01:04:01,387 Hey, I know that. 1698 01:04:01,453 --> 01:04:03,488 South Side's no place to flex. 1699 01:04:05,558 --> 01:04:07,993 You ain't got it like that, you need to ease back 1700 01:04:08,060 --> 01:04:10,462 'cause the consequences out here are way too thin. 1701 01:04:10,529 --> 01:04:13,331 I know, but clearly, he's going through something. 1702 01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:17,469 But you and me? We raised a smart kid. 1703 01:04:17,536 --> 01:04:19,138 He's gonna turn around. 1704 01:04:19,203 --> 01:04:20,339 Trust me. 1705 01:04:22,241 --> 01:04:23,743 Hope so. 1706 01:04:26,378 --> 01:04:30,315 Unlike New York and LA, there has been a spike 1707 01:04:30,382 --> 01:04:33,452 in the number of homicides in Chicago in the last year. 1708 01:04:33,518 --> 01:04:36,087 You think anybody who's not a regular will show up? 1709 01:04:36,154 --> 01:04:39,358 Yeah, everyone likes free shit. 1710 01:04:39,424 --> 01:04:41,627 That's not exactly what we're doing this for though. 1711 01:04:41,692 --> 01:04:43,328 You really think the neighborhood's gonna agree 1712 01:04:43,395 --> 01:04:45,264 to be peaceful for two days? 1713 01:04:45,331 --> 01:04:47,633 I can't think of the last time we went two hours 1714 01:04:47,699 --> 01:04:49,835 without gunfire popping off around here. 1715 01:04:49,900 --> 01:04:52,003 We gonna make it happen this weekend. 1716 01:04:52,071 --> 01:04:53,806 So what? What happens after that? 1717 01:04:53,873 --> 01:04:55,706 The enclosure just magically stops? 1718 01:04:55,773 --> 01:04:57,942 Exactly. It ain't like politicians 1719 01:04:58,009 --> 01:04:59,511 really listen to the people anyway. 1720 01:04:59,578 --> 01:05:00,880 So we're gonna make them listen. 1721 01:05:00,946 --> 01:05:02,315 The shop staying open 1722 01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:03,982 depends on the success of this ceasefire 1723 01:05:04,049 --> 01:05:05,485 and how much press we get. 1724 01:05:05,551 --> 01:05:07,552 Check this out. I already created a Twitter campaign. 1725 01:05:07,618 --> 01:05:09,287 #BarbershopSaves TheNeighborhood. 1726 01:05:09,355 --> 01:05:11,824 Now, look, we get a few celebrities to tweet that out, 1727 01:05:11,891 --> 01:05:13,058 we'll go viral in no time. 1728 01:05:13,125 --> 01:05:14,693 I'll tell you what. 1729 01:05:14,759 --> 01:05:16,995 If you can get this to be a trending topic on Twitter, 1730 01:05:17,063 --> 01:05:18,363 I'll vote Democrat the next election. 1731 01:05:18,429 --> 01:05:19,632 Deal. 1732 01:05:19,699 --> 01:05:21,800 This just got very interesting. 1733 01:05:21,866 --> 01:05:23,334 -What up, everybody? -Yo-yo. 1734 01:05:23,402 --> 01:05:25,304 -Am I early or late? -Both. 1735 01:05:25,371 --> 01:05:26,439 My man. 1736 01:05:29,942 --> 01:05:31,409 Come on. 1737 01:05:32,944 --> 01:05:35,913 I don't think we should. What do you think? 1738 01:05:35,980 --> 01:05:37,315 Made him get in the game injured, man. 1739 01:05:37,382 --> 01:05:39,417 That's why we couldn't do nothing last week. 1740 01:05:39,485 --> 01:05:41,821 Head must tilt a certain way. 1741 01:05:41,886 --> 01:05:43,087 I'm just fond of shit. 1742 01:05:43,154 --> 01:05:44,723 I like that. 1743 01:05:44,790 --> 01:05:46,824 I'll set that down there. 1744 01:05:46,891 --> 01:05:48,125 Thank you! Appreciate it. 1745 01:05:48,192 --> 01:05:49,795 Thank you for the work. Appreciate it. 1746 01:06:03,174 --> 01:06:04,877 This is low as I can go really. 1747 01:06:04,944 --> 01:06:07,246 I can't go much lower than this now. 1748 01:06:07,313 --> 01:06:08,313 Is this decaf? 1749 01:06:08,380 --> 01:06:09,381 Yeah, cold brew's for me. 1750 01:06:09,447 --> 01:06:10,614 Good looking out, A. 1751 01:06:10,681 --> 01:06:12,884 Yeah, no problem. 1752 01:06:12,951 --> 01:06:14,587 All right, my man. Thanks for coming. 1753 01:06:14,652 --> 01:06:16,421 -Yo, who next? -I got you, Cal. 1754 01:06:24,830 --> 01:06:26,165 There you go. 1755 01:06:27,098 --> 01:06:28,699 How is it out there? 1756 01:06:28,766 --> 01:06:31,536 Streets is quiet, feels good. 1757 01:06:31,603 --> 01:06:32,905 It's actually starting to feel a little normal. 1758 01:06:32,971 --> 01:06:34,639 -Okay. -Yes, sir. 1759 01:06:34,706 --> 01:06:35,840 All right, ma. 1760 01:06:35,907 --> 01:06:36,976 Bye, Anthony-Shmanthony. 1761 01:06:41,212 --> 01:06:43,715 Girl, I know. 1762 01:06:43,781 --> 01:06:45,717 That was probably crazy. 1763 01:06:45,784 --> 01:06:47,552 Bitch, we've been in here 17 hours. 1764 01:06:47,619 --> 01:06:49,253 You know, I am half delirious. 1765 01:06:50,522 --> 01:06:52,257 So what'd he say? 1766 01:06:52,324 --> 01:06:54,226 Angie, do you wanna get that? 1767 01:06:57,061 --> 01:06:58,496 Stop, Tewana, stop! What the fuck? 1768 01:06:58,563 --> 01:06:59,797 I'm the owner today? 1769 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:03,835 Calvin's shop, Bree speaking. 1770 01:07:03,902 --> 01:07:05,237 May I speak to Calvin, please? 1771 01:07:05,304 --> 01:07:07,139 Yeah, one second. Calvin, it's for you. 1772 01:07:07,206 --> 01:07:08,673 Who is it? 1773 01:07:08,739 --> 01:07:10,475 I'm sorry, may I ask who's calling? 1774 01:07:10,542 --> 01:07:12,344 It's me, girl! 1775 01:07:12,411 --> 01:07:13,679 Why you acting all business like? 1776 01:07:13,746 --> 01:07:14,914 It's One-Stop. 1777 01:07:17,248 --> 01:07:18,717 I'll answer it in the back. 1778 01:07:20,319 --> 01:07:21,520 Yeah, he's gonna take it in the back. 1779 01:07:21,585 --> 01:07:22,654 It's like that? 1780 01:07:22,721 --> 01:07:23,755 That's gross. 1781 01:07:29,161 --> 01:07:31,530 Yo, Raja, let me get some of that spray, G. 1782 01:07:31,596 --> 01:07:33,330 I had to get mine in the back, like everybody else, 1783 01:07:33,397 --> 01:07:35,433 so what makes you so special, "G"? 1784 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:37,302 You a vic, man. Say that to my face. 1785 01:07:37,368 --> 01:07:39,104 Come on back and say it to my... Don't! No, don't. 1786 01:07:39,170 --> 01:07:40,638 No, no, stop being mean, Rashad. 1787 01:07:40,706 --> 01:07:42,374 Stop! 1788 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,042 Shit! 1789 01:07:44,109 --> 01:07:45,110 Shit! That's dope! 1790 01:07:45,177 --> 01:07:46,178 Yeah! 1791 01:07:46,244 --> 01:07:47,246 Yo, you... 1792 01:07:47,311 --> 01:07:48,547 You hooked it up! 1793 01:07:48,614 --> 01:07:50,949 One-Stop, why didn't you just call me on my phone? 1794 01:07:51,016 --> 01:07:52,485 B, your cell number's in my old phone. 1795 01:07:52,551 --> 01:07:54,018 I got a new Galaxy. 1796 01:07:54,085 --> 01:07:55,687 It isn't even out yet, man. It's not even on the market. 1797 01:07:55,755 --> 01:07:56,956 People don't have it yet. 1798 01:07:57,022 --> 01:07:58,255 Has everything on this bad boy... 1799 01:07:58,322 --> 01:08:00,391 Satellite radio, holographic video, 1800 01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:02,694 surround sound, 5G. 1801 01:08:02,761 --> 01:08:04,228 Man, this phone is the only phone 1802 01:08:04,295 --> 01:08:05,797 that's, like, five minutes ahead of every call. 1803 01:08:05,864 --> 01:08:07,398 So, I already talked to your ass already! 1804 01:08:07,465 --> 01:08:08,500 Dude, shut up! 1805 01:08:08,567 --> 01:08:09,568 It's crazy! 1806 01:08:09,634 --> 01:08:11,002 Damn. Now what's going on? 1807 01:08:11,069 --> 01:08:13,071 Look, I got a Italian couple here that's hot on this place. 1808 01:08:13,139 --> 01:08:14,306 -They love it! -Who? 1809 01:08:14,371 --> 01:08:16,074 They wanna open a yogurt spot or a yoga spot. 1810 01:08:16,141 --> 01:08:18,043 What's the issue? What'd you call me for? 1811 01:08:18,109 --> 01:08:19,378 Are we good or not? 1812 01:08:19,444 --> 01:08:20,645 Because if you're thinking about backing out... 1813 01:08:20,712 --> 01:08:22,047 I'm not thinking about backing out. 1814 01:08:22,112 --> 01:08:24,415 Now, I told you, me and my wife, we want that shop. 1815 01:08:24,482 --> 01:08:27,351 All right, man. Oui, oui. I'll see you Monday. 1816 01:08:27,419 --> 01:08:28,988 And that's French. 1817 01:08:30,289 --> 01:08:31,590 Dumbass. 1818 01:08:37,562 --> 01:08:38,597 Hey, what's up? 1819 01:08:39,263 --> 01:08:40,333 What's up? 1820 01:08:41,098 --> 01:08:42,301 You good? 1821 01:08:43,067 --> 01:08:44,337 I'm straight. 1822 01:08:55,981 --> 01:08:57,415 We rolling out with the rest of the family 1823 01:08:57,481 --> 01:08:58,783 from Holy City tomorrow. 1824 01:09:00,151 --> 01:09:01,453 Y'all still down, right? 1825 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:02,989 Hell, yeah. Yeah, probably. 1826 01:09:09,428 --> 01:09:10,929 This nigga said probably? 1827 01:09:10,995 --> 01:09:12,530 No, we down for sure. 1828 01:09:17,302 --> 01:09:18,870 Y'all little niggas better be. 1829 01:09:18,937 --> 01:09:20,873 Because if you in this, you in this for life. 1830 01:09:22,039 --> 01:09:23,875 But you know that, though, right, Kenny? 1831 01:09:25,843 --> 01:09:27,012 Yeah, I know what's up. 1832 01:09:29,147 --> 01:09:30,348 Yeah, all right. 1833 01:09:31,215 --> 01:09:32,351 We gonna see. 1834 01:09:35,553 --> 01:09:37,922 I'm gonna give you the shake tomorrow, too, youngster. 1835 01:09:37,989 --> 01:09:39,225 That's right. 1836 01:09:47,865 --> 01:09:49,167 I'm not stalking you, 1837 01:09:49,235 --> 01:09:51,236 I'm just getting something for my clients. 1838 01:09:51,303 --> 01:09:54,740 Draya, I want to talk to you anyway, 'cause... 1839 01:09:54,807 --> 01:09:56,275 You know what? The other night... 1840 01:09:56,342 --> 01:09:57,942 That was my fault. 1841 01:09:58,009 --> 01:09:59,512 I was tripping. 1842 01:09:59,578 --> 01:10:01,914 And I hope we good. 1843 01:10:04,415 --> 01:10:06,151 I forgive you, Rashad. 1844 01:10:09,554 --> 01:10:11,690 Hey, who wants some chicken wings? 1845 01:10:11,757 --> 01:10:13,157 And I got some homemade banana pudding 1846 01:10:13,225 --> 01:10:14,360 from BJ's Market. 1847 01:10:14,427 --> 01:10:15,527 Nice! 1848 01:10:16,995 --> 01:10:18,664 Is this gluten-free, Terri? 1849 01:10:21,932 --> 01:10:23,134 Hey, what you doing now? 1850 01:10:23,201 --> 01:10:24,302 You're saying no, 1851 01:10:24,369 --> 01:10:25,838 but that's not what you mean, Rashad. 1852 01:10:25,905 --> 01:10:27,438 That is what I mean. 1853 01:10:27,505 --> 01:10:28,706 I knew I wasn't tripping the other night. 1854 01:10:28,773 --> 01:10:30,174 -No, you weren't. -You tripping right now. 1855 01:10:30,241 --> 01:10:31,509 Rashad! 1856 01:10:34,547 --> 01:10:35,947 Shad, you back here? 1857 01:10:38,249 --> 01:10:39,350 Shad! 1858 01:10:42,187 --> 01:10:43,689 Babe. 1859 01:10:43,755 --> 01:10:45,456 Shad, you back here? 1860 01:10:45,523 --> 01:10:47,025 -You be quiet. -You be quiet! 1861 01:10:47,092 --> 01:10:49,027 No, no! 1862 01:10:49,093 --> 01:10:50,562 Where you at? 1863 01:10:51,695 --> 01:10:53,130 Man. 1864 01:10:53,197 --> 01:10:54,732 Babe, you in the bathroom? 1865 01:11:19,124 --> 01:11:20,759 Hi, Terri. 1866 01:11:20,825 --> 01:11:22,761 No, baby. I'm tellin' you, we did nothing. 1867 01:11:22,828 --> 01:11:24,163 -Get off me! -There was nothing happening! 1868 01:11:24,228 --> 01:11:25,562 Don't touch me! 1869 01:11:25,629 --> 01:11:26,897 -I need you to listen to me! -Do not touch me! 1870 01:11:26,964 --> 01:11:29,435 I'm listening, I'll listen! I'll listen! I'm listening. 1871 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:30,701 It ain't what you think... 1872 01:11:30,702 --> 01:11:31,902 Okay, all right! 1873 01:11:31,969 --> 01:11:33,838 Hey, what's going on? 1874 01:11:33,905 --> 01:11:36,174 Draya, stop! Calvin, help me on this! 1875 01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:37,575 Get off me! 1876 01:11:38,576 --> 01:11:39,578 Wait a minute! 1877 01:11:39,645 --> 01:11:40,645 Let me get at her! 1878 01:11:40,712 --> 01:11:41,879 Get off me! 1879 01:11:41,945 --> 01:11:43,214 -Baby! -Rashad, get off me! 1880 01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:44,448 Baby, you gotta chill. Nothing happened. 1881 01:11:44,516 --> 01:11:45,784 Calvin, help me! 1882 01:11:45,850 --> 01:11:47,084 World Star fight! 1883 01:11:47,151 --> 01:11:48,419 No, no World Star. 1884 01:11:48,486 --> 01:11:49,687 I need you to listen to me for a second. 1885 01:11:49,754 --> 01:11:50,788 Leave me alone! 1886 01:11:51,856 --> 01:11:53,258 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1887 01:11:54,926 --> 01:11:56,962 Calm down. I need you to calm down. 1888 01:12:03,468 --> 01:12:04,970 You ain't even worth it. 1889 01:12:15,379 --> 01:12:16,514 Go get her. 1890 01:12:20,486 --> 01:12:21,520 Cal, 1891 01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:24,422 do we still have those cameras in the back? 1892 01:12:24,489 --> 01:12:26,225 I told you not to take those down. 1893 01:12:26,292 --> 01:12:28,826 We could've had the shop's first sex tape. 1894 01:12:28,893 --> 01:12:30,428 Whatever! Terri. Terri, come on. 1895 01:12:30,495 --> 01:12:31,663 -I know what I saw. -Come on, Terri. 1896 01:12:31,730 --> 01:12:32,931 -Hey, Terri, come on. -I know what I saw. 1897 01:12:32,998 --> 01:12:34,331 -I need you to talk to me. -I knew it! 1898 01:12:34,398 --> 01:12:35,601 -Whatever! I knew it. -You have to listen to me. 1899 01:12:35,667 --> 01:12:37,436 I knew it. I should've never trusted you 1900 01:12:37,502 --> 01:12:38,704 or that skank ass ho! 1901 01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:40,505 Look, why would I mess around with Draya 1902 01:12:40,571 --> 01:12:41,839 in the same shop you work at? 1903 01:12:41,905 --> 01:12:43,074 -I'm smarter than that! -Whatever! 1904 01:12:43,141 --> 01:12:44,276 I don't care what happened! 1905 01:12:44,342 --> 01:12:45,777 You should've never let it get that far. 1906 01:12:45,843 --> 01:12:47,512 You made her think she could! 1907 01:12:47,579 --> 01:12:49,447 Why do you even talk to her anyway? 1908 01:12:49,514 --> 01:12:50,615 I don't know! 1909 01:12:50,682 --> 01:12:52,817 It's because... Look, she talked to me. 1910 01:12:52,883 --> 01:12:54,520 You don't be talking to me, I talk! 1911 01:12:54,585 --> 01:12:56,687 She asked me how I'm doing, she asked what's going on! 1912 01:12:56,754 --> 01:12:58,422 -Where you at? -Where I'm at! 1913 01:12:58,490 --> 01:13:00,325 I'm working, for us, for our family! 1914 01:13:00,392 --> 01:13:02,761 This ain't about work, I'm talking about us. 1915 01:13:02,828 --> 01:13:04,329 Me and you. 1916 01:13:04,396 --> 01:13:06,264 I'm talking about me and you for real. Look at me. 1917 01:13:08,999 --> 01:13:11,136 Baby, look, look. 1918 01:13:11,201 --> 01:13:13,672 I tell you, you look beautiful every day. 1919 01:13:13,739 --> 01:13:15,374 I say that because I mean it, 1920 01:13:15,441 --> 01:13:17,443 and I want you to know that I see it, 1921 01:13:17,508 --> 01:13:19,944 because I love you, I care about you. 1922 01:13:20,012 --> 01:13:22,380 You sound like a real bitch right now. 1923 01:13:22,446 --> 01:13:25,616 Look, I ain't gonna be too many bitches. 1924 01:13:25,683 --> 01:13:26,685 Straight up. 1925 01:13:27,919 --> 01:13:29,721 Now, if you wanna have a real conversation, 1926 01:13:29,788 --> 01:13:31,356 we have a real conversation. 1927 01:13:32,923 --> 01:13:35,226 But you ain't gonna never call me a bitch again. 1928 01:13:37,728 --> 01:13:39,731 I don't have nothing else to say to you. 1929 01:13:44,035 --> 01:13:45,204 I'm out. 1930 01:13:49,039 --> 01:13:50,074 Go on then. 1931 01:13:53,911 --> 01:13:55,146 Damn. 1932 01:13:55,213 --> 01:13:56,981 For all that, I should have smashed. 1933 01:14:02,588 --> 01:14:03,989 Good afternoon, everybody! 1934 01:14:04,054 --> 01:14:06,424 Folks coming home from church are getting ready 1935 01:14:06,490 --> 01:14:08,092 for their Sunday dinner. 1936 01:14:08,159 --> 01:14:09,928 It's a lazy quiet day... 1937 01:14:09,994 --> 01:14:11,029 It's your girl, Terri. Leave it. 1938 01:14:11,096 --> 01:14:12,263 And that's a good thing for once. 1939 01:14:12,329 --> 01:14:13,497 Stay with us, I got some of your requests 1940 01:14:13,565 --> 01:14:14,665 coming up momentarily. 1941 01:14:14,732 --> 01:14:16,067 All right, I'm good. Thank you! 1942 01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:31,782 You got something you wanna say? 1943 01:14:31,850 --> 01:14:33,250 You know what, women like you are the reason 1944 01:14:33,317 --> 01:14:35,387 why women like me can't find a decent man. 1945 01:14:35,454 --> 01:14:36,721 Excuse me? 1946 01:14:36,788 --> 01:14:37,856 Bree, this is not the time... 1947 01:14:37,923 --> 01:14:39,291 Don't be mad at me because you can't 1948 01:14:39,356 --> 01:14:41,125 -get a man or keep a man! -Draya... 1949 01:14:41,191 --> 01:14:42,359 With all the single dudes in the world, 1950 01:14:42,427 --> 01:14:43,629 you just gotta be a married man's ho? 1951 01:14:43,695 --> 01:14:44,829 Is that your thing? Is that what you do? 1952 01:14:44,896 --> 01:14:45,929 Yo, you better get your girl. 1953 01:14:45,996 --> 01:14:46,964 You just break up a healthy relationship? 1954 01:14:47,031 --> 01:14:48,165 You gotta get your girl. 1955 01:14:48,232 --> 01:14:49,433 -You better get her now! -Ladies! Ladies, listen. 1956 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:50,634 I'm dead serious. 1957 01:14:50,701 --> 01:14:51,869 Don't nobody wanna hear all that! 1958 01:14:51,937 --> 01:14:53,204 Now, if y'all wanna fight, fuss and cuss, 1959 01:14:53,271 --> 01:14:54,639 you take it to the back. 1960 01:14:54,706 --> 01:14:56,407 Cal, this is not Fight Club. 1961 01:14:56,475 --> 01:14:58,243 You can't send ladies to the back room to fight. 1962 01:14:58,310 --> 01:15:00,946 You gotta sign a waiver and a release of liability. 1963 01:15:01,012 --> 01:15:03,080 If they start fighting in that back room and tear shit up, 1964 01:15:03,147 --> 01:15:04,382 I'm telling you, man, 1965 01:15:04,449 --> 01:15:05,316 it's gonna come back on your insurance. 1966 01:15:05,383 --> 01:15:06,618 That's a deductible. 1967 01:15:06,685 --> 01:15:08,553 And I do dental work, too, if it gets out of hand. 1968 01:15:08,620 --> 01:15:09,721 Okay, come see me. 1969 01:15:09,788 --> 01:15:11,089 Man, shut up, One-Stop. 1970 01:15:11,155 --> 01:15:13,424 Look, I don't wanna take sides here, 1971 01:15:13,491 --> 01:15:15,659 but does anybody else here see the hypocrisy 1972 01:15:15,727 --> 01:15:18,663 in always blaming the single woman for the affair? 1973 01:15:18,730 --> 01:15:21,100 I mean, let's be honest, she wasn't the one 1974 01:15:21,165 --> 01:15:23,802 who swore to be honest and to be faithful 1975 01:15:23,869 --> 01:15:26,972 and not cheat in the back room of the barbershop 1976 01:15:27,039 --> 01:15:28,973 until I'm dead. It was him. 1977 01:15:29,039 --> 01:15:31,808 How many times I gotta say ain't nothing happened? 1978 01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:33,277 Yeah, nothing happened. 1979 01:15:33,344 --> 01:15:34,945 But I'm not gonna spend every day 1980 01:15:35,012 --> 01:15:38,649 explaining myself to you, you, or you! 1981 01:15:40,151 --> 01:15:42,520 Look, I'm just saying, hypothetically, okay? 1982 01:15:42,587 --> 01:15:45,590 It is shameful society always blames the other woman 1983 01:15:45,656 --> 01:15:47,191 when they should be blaming him. 1984 01:15:47,258 --> 01:15:48,493 Listen, doofus... 1985 01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:50,928 Monogamy doesn't run in our DNA. 1986 01:15:50,995 --> 01:15:52,697 -You understand that? -What? 1987 01:15:52,763 --> 01:15:53,965 You can't defy science. 1988 01:15:54,031 --> 01:15:55,766 That is ridiculous, that is bullshit. 1989 01:15:55,834 --> 01:15:57,435 Women want sex, too. 1990 01:15:57,502 --> 01:15:59,538 And you don't see us lying and cheating, 1991 01:15:59,605 --> 01:16:01,172 and going out buying sports cars. 1992 01:16:01,239 --> 01:16:03,174 You're just a weak-ass man, Dante. 1993 01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:04,676 Honestly, it's as simple as that. 1994 01:16:04,741 --> 01:16:06,043 Yeah, okay and I'll be that. 1995 01:16:06,110 --> 01:16:07,679 A weak-ass man with a sports car 1996 01:16:07,745 --> 01:16:09,913 and a gaggle of bitches. 1997 01:16:09,981 --> 01:16:11,383 In real life. 1998 01:16:11,450 --> 01:16:13,418 Y'all ain't shit, man. 1999 01:16:13,485 --> 01:16:15,219 Hey, hey, hey, now, wait a minute. 2000 01:16:15,286 --> 01:16:17,187 Don't lump us all in there. 2001 01:16:17,254 --> 01:16:19,156 You know, men aren't just looking to cheat. 2002 01:16:19,223 --> 01:16:22,326 That's like saying every woman wants a big package. 2003 01:16:22,392 --> 01:16:23,994 Because it's just not true. 2004 01:16:24,062 --> 01:16:26,198 They do, they all want a big package. 2005 01:16:26,263 --> 01:16:28,065 I know I do. 2006 01:16:28,133 --> 01:16:29,668 Honestly, I thought that it was more about 2007 01:16:29,734 --> 01:16:32,503 passion and love, and, like, how you guys connected... 2008 01:16:32,570 --> 01:16:33,772 I mean, I have... 2009 01:16:33,838 --> 01:16:35,672 I believe he's gay. 2010 01:16:35,740 --> 01:16:37,909 Like that? Like that? 2011 01:16:37,975 --> 01:16:39,209 I'm a real man. 2012 01:16:39,276 --> 01:16:40,712 I don't feel like I need to cheat. 2013 01:16:40,777 --> 01:16:42,413 Now that's just a lie. 2014 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,214 Because if Halle Berry came walking in right now 2015 01:16:44,281 --> 01:16:45,749 and offered you them drawers, 2016 01:16:45,816 --> 01:16:46,917 you trying to tell me you wouldn't 2017 01:16:46,985 --> 01:16:48,585 take her in the back and just bed her down? 2018 01:16:48,652 --> 01:16:51,056 Hell, no. Halle Berry crazy as hell. 2019 01:16:51,123 --> 01:16:53,125 From Monster's Ball? 2020 01:16:53,191 --> 01:16:54,892 "I want you to just 2021 01:16:54,959 --> 01:16:57,094 "make me feel good." 2022 01:16:57,161 --> 01:16:58,529 No. 2023 01:16:58,596 --> 01:16:59,964 You crazier than she is. 2024 01:17:00,932 --> 01:17:02,266 I like them crazy. 2025 01:17:02,333 --> 01:17:04,067 Like one-eye open crazy. 2026 01:17:04,134 --> 01:17:06,204 Like gotta hide your wallet crazy. 2027 01:17:06,271 --> 01:17:07,539 Solange crazy. 2028 01:17:07,606 --> 01:17:09,373 Kick me, bitch, in the elevator. 2029 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:11,009 -Man, that's... -Shut up! 2030 01:17:17,048 --> 01:17:19,317 I can't wait to give her this D. 2031 01:17:19,383 --> 01:17:21,819 He crazy there. This one. 2032 01:17:21,886 --> 01:17:23,187 Now that's dangerous. 2033 01:17:23,254 --> 01:17:24,788 Well, look, maybe it's just me. 2034 01:17:24,856 --> 01:17:26,324 I'm a romantic. 2035 01:17:26,391 --> 01:17:27,759 One woman is good enough for me. 2036 01:17:27,825 --> 01:17:29,026 Yeah, what's going on, everybody? 2037 01:17:29,093 --> 01:17:30,594 I wanna send a special shout-out 2038 01:17:30,661 --> 01:17:31,896 to Calvin's Barbershop over on the South Side. 2039 01:17:31,963 --> 01:17:33,498 Hey! 2040 01:17:33,563 --> 01:17:34,965 They're right in the midst of a 48-hour ceasefire 2041 01:17:35,031 --> 01:17:36,967 to increase the peace. Doing it. 2042 01:17:37,035 --> 01:17:38,203 Keep it going, y'all. 2043 01:17:38,268 --> 01:17:39,337 Hey, did y'all hear that? 2044 01:17:39,404 --> 01:17:40,672 Did y'all hear my name on the radio? 2045 01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:42,339 It's all right. Did you hear that? 2046 01:17:42,406 --> 01:17:43,807 All right, that's dope, but it's still not 2047 01:17:43,874 --> 01:17:45,476 a trending topic on Twitter, okay? 2048 01:17:45,543 --> 01:17:46,978 Don't matter. 2049 01:17:47,044 --> 01:17:48,079 Because this is my shit. 2050 01:17:49,181 --> 01:17:50,581 What the hell are you doing? 2051 01:17:50,648 --> 01:17:52,017 I'm dancing, 2052 01:17:52,083 --> 01:17:53,518 in a non-gay way. 2053 01:17:58,690 --> 01:17:59,757 Turn that up! 2054 01:18:07,231 --> 01:18:08,866 Bring it on, Eddie! Bring it on. 2055 01:18:11,835 --> 01:18:13,539 Come on, girl! 2056 01:18:20,245 --> 01:18:21,813 Go, Calvin! 2057 01:18:57,715 --> 01:18:59,484 Rashad, baby! 2058 01:19:20,237 --> 01:19:21,405 Hey, what's up, Terrence? 2059 01:19:21,472 --> 01:19:22,840 Did you come to get a cut, man, 2060 01:19:22,906 --> 01:19:24,942 or are you here to see Eddie twerk? 2061 01:19:25,009 --> 01:19:26,677 -No, no, no, no! -You don't talk! 2062 01:19:26,745 --> 01:19:27,912 Come on, Eddie! Show him! 2063 01:19:27,978 --> 01:19:29,079 You know I do no twerking! 2064 01:19:31,148 --> 01:19:32,851 Eddie, come on, you can twerk. 2065 01:19:34,419 --> 01:19:36,188 Look, listen, guys... 2066 01:19:38,589 --> 01:19:40,458 There was a shooting on 26th and King 2067 01:19:40,525 --> 01:19:42,259 -just a few minutes ago. -Man! Really? 2068 01:19:43,661 --> 01:19:44,812 It was Anthony Clark. 2069 01:19:46,030 --> 01:19:47,964 -What? -Wait, our Anthony? 2070 01:19:48,031 --> 01:19:49,601 God. 2071 01:19:55,706 --> 01:19:57,075 What happened? 2072 01:19:57,141 --> 01:19:58,610 He was walking home from the library. 2073 01:19:58,677 --> 01:19:59,911 He died on the scene. 2074 01:19:59,977 --> 01:20:01,979 There was nothing any of us could do. 2075 01:20:03,981 --> 01:20:05,383 God. 2076 01:20:07,151 --> 01:20:08,553 Calvin... 2077 01:20:08,620 --> 01:20:11,222 I didn't come here to bring anybody down, okay? 2078 01:20:11,289 --> 01:20:13,525 I'm really proud of the work you guys are doing here. 2079 01:20:13,592 --> 01:20:15,058 I mean, all the progress you've made with the shop... 2080 01:20:15,125 --> 01:20:16,527 Progress? 2081 01:20:17,361 --> 01:20:19,931 What progress, man? 2082 01:20:19,998 --> 01:20:21,933 I mean, what are you talking about? 2083 01:20:24,503 --> 01:20:25,969 A kid just died. 2084 01:20:26,036 --> 01:20:27,771 A mother's child... 2085 01:20:27,838 --> 01:20:30,107 A father's child is dead. 2086 01:20:30,173 --> 01:20:31,475 One of the best ones we got. 2087 01:20:31,543 --> 01:20:32,777 Yeah. 2088 01:20:33,945 --> 01:20:35,781 That ain't no progress. 2089 01:20:36,514 --> 01:20:38,049 That's failure! 2090 01:20:39,316 --> 01:20:41,819 Nothing we've done has worked. 2091 01:20:41,887 --> 01:20:44,155 We just wasting our time. 2092 01:20:44,222 --> 01:20:46,257 These kids ain't gonna listen to us. 2093 01:20:46,324 --> 01:20:48,793 These kids, they like to kill each other. 2094 01:20:48,859 --> 01:20:50,328 They like that shit. 2095 01:20:50,395 --> 01:20:52,230 We crazy to think that 2096 01:20:52,297 --> 01:20:54,499 haircuts can stop bullets. 2097 01:20:54,566 --> 01:20:57,101 Man, this is the fucking South Side. 2098 01:20:57,168 --> 01:20:59,938 This ceasefire shit is over. It's over. 2099 01:21:00,004 --> 01:21:01,339 Calvin, come on, now. 2100 01:21:01,405 --> 01:21:02,974 It's over, man! 2101 01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:04,476 Calvin. 2102 01:21:04,542 --> 01:21:06,444 Calvin, we made a commitment to see this thing through. 2103 01:21:06,511 --> 01:21:08,346 I don't give a damn about no commitment! 2104 01:21:08,413 --> 01:21:09,847 What commitment? 2105 01:21:11,148 --> 01:21:12,750 The commitment of them killing each other? 2106 01:21:14,218 --> 01:21:16,320 They ain't got no commitment to us! 2107 01:21:16,387 --> 01:21:18,956 Look, I feel terrible about what happened to Anthony. 2108 01:21:19,022 --> 01:21:20,157 We all do. 2109 01:21:20,225 --> 01:21:22,526 That's the reason that we have to keep going 2110 01:21:22,593 --> 01:21:23,762 now more than ever. 2111 01:21:25,195 --> 01:21:26,763 How can you give up like this? 2112 01:21:26,830 --> 01:21:28,199 Because that's what he do. 2113 01:21:29,566 --> 01:21:30,935 He already had planned to 2114 01:21:31,002 --> 01:21:33,004 open up a shop on the North Side. 2115 01:21:33,070 --> 01:21:34,371 That's what he put money down on. 2116 01:21:37,674 --> 01:21:39,377 Is that right, Cal? 2117 01:21:39,444 --> 01:21:41,346 You already plan to leave us behind. 2118 01:21:43,114 --> 01:21:44,348 Calvin. 2119 01:21:47,785 --> 01:21:49,221 Calvin, is that true? 2120 01:21:50,021 --> 01:21:51,623 Look. 2121 01:21:53,090 --> 01:21:54,292 I'm a father first. 2122 01:21:54,357 --> 01:21:55,592 My God. 2123 01:21:55,660 --> 01:21:57,528 You all gotta realize that. Okay? 2124 01:21:57,594 --> 01:21:58,829 I got a son too, man. 2125 01:21:58,896 --> 01:22:01,666 Okay, you take care of yours, I take care of mine. 2126 01:22:01,732 --> 01:22:03,734 Now y'all depend on me to do a few things, 2127 01:22:03,801 --> 01:22:05,971 but Jalen depends on me to do everything. 2128 01:22:06,036 --> 01:22:08,039 And I'm not about to leave him out here 2129 01:22:08,106 --> 01:22:10,206 in these streets to get hurt for you, you, 2130 01:22:10,273 --> 01:22:11,508 or this damn shop! 2131 01:22:11,575 --> 01:22:14,145 None of us have ever asked you not to be a father! 2132 01:22:14,212 --> 01:22:15,812 None of us! 2133 01:22:15,879 --> 01:22:19,249 We are here because of fathers like you and sons like Jalen, 2134 01:22:19,316 --> 01:22:21,418 and you didn't even tell us? 2135 01:22:21,486 --> 01:22:25,556 We get up every single day and we work beside you! 2136 01:22:25,623 --> 01:22:27,259 We're supposed to be your friends! 2137 01:22:29,060 --> 01:22:30,762 I am your partner! 2138 01:22:30,829 --> 01:22:32,364 When were you gonna tell me? 2139 01:22:32,429 --> 01:22:33,931 I was gonna say something after the ceasefire. 2140 01:22:33,998 --> 01:22:36,000 -Man, that's bullshit. -No, that's some real shit. 2141 01:22:36,066 --> 01:22:37,301 You weren't gonna tell us 2142 01:22:37,368 --> 01:22:38,436 'cause you ain't care about what we think. 2143 01:22:38,503 --> 01:22:40,371 -What? -You sold us out, man. 2144 01:22:40,437 --> 01:22:43,340 I didn't sell nobody out, man. I've been here for years! 2145 01:22:43,406 --> 01:22:45,776 Y'all are the only reason I come to this damn shop! 2146 01:22:45,843 --> 01:22:48,512 I've been wanting to leave here years ago! 2147 01:22:48,579 --> 01:22:50,414 I'm just trying to do better, man. 2148 01:22:50,481 --> 01:22:52,917 That's it! For my family! 2149 01:22:52,984 --> 01:22:54,852 If you can't understand that, I'm sorry. 2150 01:22:54,919 --> 01:22:56,020 I'm sorry, but I'm out! 2151 01:22:56,085 --> 01:22:57,088 Wait, Calvin. Come on. 2152 01:22:57,155 --> 01:22:58,523 -Let's talk... -No. I'm gone. I'm out! 2153 01:22:58,588 --> 01:23:00,658 Calvin! Calvin? 2154 01:23:12,770 --> 01:23:14,705 Thanks. Appreciate it. 2155 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:31,722 What do you say, Eugene? 2156 01:23:31,789 --> 01:23:33,590 Hey, hey, what's up, Big Eddie? 2157 01:23:33,657 --> 01:23:35,427 Why don't you give me a double shot of Hennessy? 2158 01:23:35,493 --> 01:23:36,994 You got it, boss. 2159 01:23:36,995 --> 01:23:38,495 Yep. 2160 01:23:38,562 --> 01:23:40,663 You got some of those wasabi nuts? 2161 01:23:44,969 --> 01:23:48,072 Eddie, if you came in here on some Ol' Man River shit, 2162 01:23:48,138 --> 01:23:49,839 trying to tell me what kind of fool I am 2163 01:23:49,906 --> 01:23:51,342 for moving the shop, 2164 01:23:51,409 --> 01:23:52,811 I don't want to hear it. 2165 01:23:52,877 --> 01:23:56,147 Well, I might as well just take my drink to go then. 2166 01:23:56,213 --> 01:23:58,850 Go on. Put that in a plastic cup. 2167 01:24:00,718 --> 01:24:02,854 I'm gonna be real with you, Cal. 2168 01:24:03,687 --> 01:24:05,590 I came in here to say, 2169 01:24:05,656 --> 01:24:07,859 thank you. 2170 01:24:07,924 --> 01:24:11,128 Now, I ain't want to say this in front of everybody, 2171 01:24:11,195 --> 01:24:12,563 but you right. 2172 01:24:12,630 --> 01:24:15,834 Selling the shop is the best thing for your family, 2173 01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:18,469 and the perfect excuse for me to get out. 2174 01:24:18,535 --> 01:24:19,770 Go on and retire. 2175 01:24:20,271 --> 01:24:22,540 Retire? You? 2176 01:24:23,907 --> 01:24:26,009 Thought you'd die before you left that shop, Eddie. 2177 01:24:26,076 --> 01:24:27,311 Yeah. 2178 01:24:27,378 --> 01:24:31,449 I ain't dying in that old raggedy-ass unisexual shop. 2179 01:24:31,516 --> 01:24:32,717 What... 2180 01:24:32,784 --> 01:24:34,986 I can't even recognize that place no more. 2181 01:24:35,053 --> 01:24:36,387 Hell... 2182 01:24:36,454 --> 01:24:38,690 I don't even recognize the neighborhood no more. 2183 01:24:38,755 --> 01:24:40,090 Yeah. 2184 01:24:41,124 --> 01:24:43,328 Got that right. 2185 01:24:43,393 --> 01:24:45,295 All the more reason 2186 01:24:45,362 --> 01:24:48,365 for you to just go on over there to the North Side. 2187 01:24:56,473 --> 01:24:57,741 I know what you're doing, Eddie. 2188 01:24:58,808 --> 01:25:00,544 It's not easy, man. 2189 01:25:00,611 --> 01:25:03,114 Hell no, it ain't easy. Hell no. 2190 01:25:03,981 --> 01:25:06,316 We black. It's hard. 2191 01:25:06,383 --> 01:25:09,553 Hard and us go hand in hand. 2192 01:25:09,620 --> 01:25:11,688 But we ain't never gave up. 2193 01:25:11,754 --> 01:25:12,790 I didn't give up. 2194 01:25:13,557 --> 01:25:14,792 I gave out. 2195 01:25:15,727 --> 01:25:17,094 I'm tired, Eddie. 2196 01:25:18,562 --> 01:25:19,996 I'm tired, too. 2197 01:25:20,063 --> 01:25:22,032 We've been up 38 hours. 2198 01:25:31,976 --> 01:25:33,611 Anthony's gone. 2199 01:25:36,114 --> 01:25:38,514 And that hurts like hell. 2200 01:25:38,581 --> 01:25:41,018 But we done lost a whole bunch more 2201 01:25:41,084 --> 01:25:43,920 if we didn't do that ceasefire. 2202 01:25:43,987 --> 01:25:45,623 Now we lost one. 2203 01:25:46,324 --> 01:25:48,460 He was special. 2204 01:25:48,526 --> 01:25:52,463 But we probably saved more lives than we know. 2205 01:25:52,530 --> 01:25:56,334 And for that reason alone is reason to keep up the fight. 2206 01:26:02,873 --> 01:26:04,609 -What's good, bro? -Yo. 2207 01:26:06,509 --> 01:26:07,611 I can't do this, man. 2208 01:26:07,678 --> 01:26:08,745 What? 2209 01:26:08,812 --> 01:26:10,080 I gotta walk away. 2210 01:26:10,146 --> 01:26:11,915 So you just gonna leave me out here with Yummy alone? 2211 01:26:11,982 --> 01:26:14,051 I ain't leave you nowhere, man. 2212 01:26:14,118 --> 01:26:15,620 You ain't got to do this either. 2213 01:26:15,687 --> 01:26:17,155 Can't believe you doing this to me, yo. 2214 01:26:18,722 --> 01:26:19,890 What? 2215 01:26:19,956 --> 01:26:22,826 Look, my dad let me move in with him and Terri. 2216 01:26:22,893 --> 01:26:24,061 They've been real cool to me. 2217 01:26:24,128 --> 01:26:25,429 I don't want to hear that, man. 2218 01:26:25,495 --> 01:26:27,263 J, what are you thinking? 2219 01:26:27,330 --> 01:26:28,965 I mean, look at what you have here. 2220 01:26:29,032 --> 01:26:30,802 Everything you need is right here. 2221 01:26:30,868 --> 01:26:32,636 You got a moms, you got a dad. 2222 01:26:33,870 --> 01:26:34,938 I'm not doing this. 2223 01:26:35,005 --> 01:26:36,907 If you were smart, you'd do the same. 2224 01:26:56,060 --> 01:26:57,395 Do I need to check the closet? 2225 01:26:58,695 --> 01:27:00,264 You been gone all of this time 2226 01:27:00,330 --> 01:27:02,331 and answered none of my messages 2227 01:27:02,398 --> 01:27:04,201 and you come here playing. 2228 01:27:09,005 --> 01:27:10,441 I'm sorry. 2229 01:27:12,109 --> 01:27:13,244 I don't wanna fight. 2230 01:27:14,678 --> 01:27:18,850 With everything going on right now, with Anthony, 2231 01:27:18,917 --> 01:27:20,384 we shouldn't be like this. 2232 01:27:21,185 --> 01:27:22,352 I agree. 2233 01:27:25,522 --> 01:27:27,690 And I'm sorry about that Draya mess. 2234 01:27:27,758 --> 01:27:29,794 Nothing happened. 2235 01:27:29,861 --> 01:27:31,396 But I shouldn't have put you in that position. 2236 01:27:33,798 --> 01:27:35,300 I know nothing happened. 2237 01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:37,502 You're just an idiot. 2238 01:27:39,770 --> 01:27:41,572 I'm just a man, baby. 2239 01:27:42,940 --> 01:27:44,476 I get it. 2240 01:27:45,776 --> 01:27:47,978 And I know I've been working a lot. 2241 01:27:50,481 --> 01:27:52,617 But I need you to know... 2242 01:27:53,950 --> 01:27:56,120 That I see everything you do. 2243 01:27:57,154 --> 01:27:59,924 You're an amazing man, Rashad. 2244 01:27:59,990 --> 01:28:02,826 You're an amazing father to Maya. 2245 01:28:02,893 --> 01:28:05,730 I could never ask for a better partner than you. 2246 01:28:07,396 --> 01:28:09,299 I guess I just figured 2247 01:28:10,601 --> 01:28:12,902 you knew how I felt. 2248 01:28:12,969 --> 01:28:15,071 I do. 2249 01:28:15,138 --> 01:28:17,574 But sometimes a brotha need to hear it. 2250 01:28:20,578 --> 01:28:22,379 One-Stop, can you sign this? 2251 01:28:22,445 --> 01:28:24,514 No doubt. 2252 01:28:26,300 --> 01:28:28,018 Thank you, baby. 2253 01:28:28,084 --> 01:28:29,852 This is crazy, man. 2254 01:28:29,919 --> 01:28:31,922 Bree, you wanna sign the card? 2255 01:28:31,989 --> 01:28:33,691 Yo, Jerrod, check it out. 2256 01:28:35,993 --> 01:28:37,960 Hey, what's up, everybody? 2257 01:28:38,027 --> 01:28:40,130 Before y'all pack up your stuff, can, 2258 01:28:40,197 --> 01:28:42,032 can I talk to you for a minute? 2259 01:28:45,969 --> 01:28:47,539 Just real quick. 2260 01:28:51,674 --> 01:28:54,311 Go on in now, say what you gotta say. 2261 01:28:57,647 --> 01:28:59,016 I was wrong. 2262 01:29:01,185 --> 01:29:04,053 The reason I wanted to end the ceasefire 2263 01:29:04,120 --> 01:29:07,292 is the same reason why I wanted to move the shop to the North Side. 2264 01:29:09,526 --> 01:29:11,128 Man, I was hurt. 2265 01:29:12,163 --> 01:29:13,531 Disappointed. 2266 01:29:15,732 --> 01:29:18,069 But y'all know me. 2267 01:29:18,136 --> 01:29:20,737 Y'all know I got love for the South Side. 2268 01:29:23,374 --> 01:29:25,977 I got love for everybody in this neighborhood. 2269 01:29:27,512 --> 01:29:30,615 I got love for everybody in here. 2270 01:29:30,682 --> 01:29:33,184 All my customers, 2271 01:29:33,249 --> 01:29:35,686 even the ones that don't know how to go home. 2272 01:29:39,990 --> 01:29:40,992 What? 2273 01:29:42,060 --> 01:29:43,527 Are y'all gonna play me like that? 2274 01:29:44,928 --> 01:29:47,031 So after a while, it just... 2275 01:29:47,097 --> 01:29:50,435 It just became easier to just walk away. 2276 01:29:50,500 --> 01:29:52,203 Walk away from all this pain. 2277 01:29:53,204 --> 01:29:54,706 All the hurt. 2278 01:29:56,906 --> 01:29:59,444 That ain't right either. 2279 01:29:59,509 --> 01:30:03,114 If we don't do something for this neighborhood, who will? 2280 01:30:03,181 --> 01:30:05,982 At the end of the day we can't expect people 2281 01:30:06,049 --> 01:30:08,886 who don't know nothing about what's going on around here, 2282 01:30:08,953 --> 01:30:11,723 to come in here and solve our problems. 2283 01:30:13,758 --> 01:30:15,927 We gotta fix our problems ourself. 2284 01:30:17,727 --> 01:30:20,330 So what are you saying, Calvin? 2285 01:30:20,397 --> 01:30:23,066 I'm saying I wanna continue what we started. 2286 01:30:23,133 --> 01:30:26,036 I want to put the ceasefire back on for the neighborhood. 2287 01:30:26,102 --> 01:30:27,571 For Anthony... 2288 01:30:29,239 --> 01:30:31,075 And really for us. 2289 01:30:31,141 --> 01:30:34,411 But I'm only one half of the leadership here, so, 2290 01:30:34,477 --> 01:30:36,713 I'm gonna need the support of my partner 2291 01:30:36,780 --> 01:30:39,716 before the ceasefire's officially back on. 2292 01:30:39,784 --> 01:30:41,686 Calvin, you never lost my support. 2293 01:30:41,752 --> 01:30:43,187 You know, I'm here. 2294 01:30:43,254 --> 01:30:45,055 I appreciate your vote of confidence, 2295 01:30:45,121 --> 01:30:46,590 but I think Angie is the one you... 2296 01:30:46,656 --> 01:30:48,090 You're good. You're good. 2297 01:30:48,157 --> 01:30:49,392 Angie is the one you're speaking to. 2298 01:30:49,459 --> 01:30:50,895 Now you got it. 2299 01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:52,396 I totally misread the situation. 2300 01:30:52,463 --> 01:30:53,563 It's okay. 2301 01:30:54,463 --> 01:30:56,066 So what you say, Ange? 2302 01:30:57,334 --> 01:30:58,503 Look... 2303 01:31:02,338 --> 01:31:03,407 I just... 2304 01:31:04,976 --> 01:31:06,410 I just can't understand why people 2305 01:31:06,477 --> 01:31:08,079 are still standing around 2306 01:31:08,145 --> 01:31:10,614 when my partner just said the ceasefire is back on. 2307 01:31:10,681 --> 01:31:12,517 Yes! 2308 01:31:13,750 --> 01:31:15,518 Bait and switch. 2309 01:31:15,585 --> 01:31:18,088 Thank you so much. 2310 01:31:18,155 --> 01:31:19,723 All right. Let's do this. 2311 01:31:19,789 --> 01:31:20,990 Yes, yes! 2312 01:31:21,057 --> 01:31:24,027 That's good stuff right there. Yes, sir. Good stuff. 2313 01:31:24,094 --> 01:31:25,463 -Sorry about that. -Nah. 2314 01:31:25,529 --> 01:31:27,697 Let's celebrate! 2315 01:31:27,763 --> 01:31:29,534 Yo. Can a brotha get a cut around here? 2316 01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:31,567 Damn! 2317 01:31:31,634 --> 01:31:33,070 Hey, D, what's up, man? 2318 01:31:33,136 --> 01:31:34,237 How you doing? 2319 01:31:34,303 --> 01:31:35,438 Doing good now. 2320 01:31:35,505 --> 01:31:36,539 I'm Calvin. This is my shop, man. 2321 01:31:36,606 --> 01:31:37,640 What can we do for you? 2322 01:31:37,708 --> 01:31:39,076 Playing the Bulls tomorrow 2323 01:31:39,142 --> 01:31:40,911 and got a tweet from somebody named thottiepimpin 2324 01:31:40,977 --> 01:31:42,879 about what y'all are doing here and everything 2325 01:31:42,946 --> 01:31:44,047 and just came here to show my support, man. 2326 01:31:44,115 --> 01:31:45,148 Cool. 2327 01:31:45,215 --> 01:31:46,484 Who's thottiepimpin? 2328 01:31:46,549 --> 01:31:47,784 That one right there. 2329 01:31:47,851 --> 01:31:49,053 What's up, man? 2330 01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:50,755 -How you doing, man? -I'm doing. 2331 01:31:50,820 --> 01:31:52,789 -Just a second. -You all right? 2332 01:31:52,856 --> 01:31:54,291 You okay? 2333 01:31:54,357 --> 01:31:56,293 Sorry, A.D. Sorry. He's got issues. 2334 01:31:56,360 --> 01:31:57,628 This was a mercy hire. 2335 01:31:57,695 --> 01:31:59,130 Just give the man some space. 2336 01:31:59,196 --> 01:32:01,097 -Hey. How ya doing? -What's up, man? 2337 01:32:01,164 --> 01:32:02,331 -Good to see you. -You too, man. 2338 01:32:02,398 --> 01:32:03,467 All right, bro. Keep growing. 2339 01:32:03,534 --> 01:32:05,069 High five. 2340 01:32:05,136 --> 01:32:06,736 Okay, come on, young man. 2341 01:32:06,803 --> 01:32:08,471 Sit on down. Come on in here. 2342 01:32:08,539 --> 01:32:10,775 Let me line that unibrow a little. 2343 01:32:10,842 --> 01:32:12,042 Give it a soft fade, 2344 01:32:12,109 --> 01:32:13,442 and then I'll cut right through the middle there 2345 01:32:13,509 --> 01:32:14,544 and open it up for you. 2346 01:32:15,411 --> 01:32:16,812 Nobody's touching my unibrow. 2347 01:32:16,879 --> 01:32:18,214 And no disrespect, 2348 01:32:18,281 --> 01:32:19,749 I'm gonna let my man Calvin over here hook me up. 2349 01:32:19,816 --> 01:32:21,083 All right. What's up, A.D.? 2350 01:32:21,151 --> 01:32:22,252 How you doing, brother? You good? 2351 01:32:22,319 --> 01:32:23,521 -Yes, sir. Yes, sir. -Everything all right? 2352 01:32:23,588 --> 01:32:25,522 All right. Question... 2353 01:32:25,588 --> 01:32:27,323 -You looking for a roommate? -No, I'm all good, man. 2354 01:32:27,391 --> 01:32:28,826 -You sure? -Positive. 2355 01:32:28,892 --> 01:32:30,261 I got my stuff. I'm all ready. 2356 01:32:30,328 --> 01:32:31,629 We ain't got to make a stop or nothing. 2357 01:32:31,695 --> 01:32:33,296 -All right. Cool, man. -I'm good. I'm good. 2358 01:32:33,364 --> 01:32:34,865 -You say yes? -No, I said... 2359 01:32:34,932 --> 01:32:36,200 All right. Okay. All right, okay. Cool. 2360 01:32:36,266 --> 01:32:37,768 Don't do it. 2361 01:32:37,834 --> 01:32:39,036 -Sorry about that, man. -It's all good, man. 2362 01:32:39,102 --> 01:32:40,604 -You know how they act. -Yeah. 2363 01:32:40,670 --> 01:32:41,605 Question. You mind if I get a picture for Twitter? 2364 01:32:41,672 --> 01:32:42,705 Yeah, for sure, man. 2365 01:32:42,772 --> 01:32:44,340 Tag me in it, too, so I can retweet it. 2366 01:32:44,407 --> 01:32:47,111 Man! That would be... That would be dope, man. 2367 01:32:47,177 --> 01:32:48,612 Hey, man, hurry up. 2368 01:32:48,678 --> 01:32:50,513 Hey, Jerrod, get out the man's face. 2369 01:32:50,579 --> 01:32:51,648 Let me get this photo. 2370 01:32:51,714 --> 01:32:52,717 Damn, you're like TMZ. 2371 01:32:55,218 --> 01:32:56,520 I appreciate you coming through here. 2372 01:32:56,587 --> 01:32:58,121 -They gonna go crazy. -Yeah, I appreciate it. 2373 01:32:58,187 --> 01:32:59,322 Don't worry about nothing, man. 2374 01:32:59,389 --> 01:33:00,357 Your unibrow is safe with me. 2375 01:33:00,423 --> 01:33:01,926 -I appreciate that, man. -Cool. 2376 01:33:01,993 --> 01:33:03,526 Yes, sir. Peace is in the air! 2377 01:33:03,593 --> 01:33:05,095 We're 42 hours into the ceasefire 2378 01:33:05,161 --> 01:33:07,330 and the word is out about Calvin's Barbershop. 2379 01:33:07,396 --> 01:33:08,865 Chicago native and NBA super star 2380 01:33:08,932 --> 01:33:10,667 Anthony Davis paid a visit to the South Side. 2381 01:33:10,734 --> 01:33:12,169 In other news, quite a crowd 2382 01:33:12,236 --> 01:33:13,604 has gathered on the South Side 2383 01:33:13,670 --> 01:33:16,206 for, get this, free haircuts, 2384 01:33:16,273 --> 01:33:18,409 in an effort to decrease violence in our city. 2385 01:33:18,476 --> 01:33:20,076 We are trending. 2386 01:33:20,142 --> 01:33:22,346 #BarbershopSaves TheNeighborhood 2387 01:33:22,413 --> 01:33:23,681 is trending on Twitter. 2388 01:33:23,746 --> 01:33:24,847 What? Yup! 2389 01:33:24,914 --> 01:33:26,282 No way. Take a look. 2390 01:33:26,350 --> 01:33:27,683 Finally. 2391 01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:29,387 It is trending. 2392 01:33:29,453 --> 01:33:30,888 What the hell, dude? 2393 01:33:30,954 --> 01:33:32,055 All right, man. Who next? 2394 01:33:32,123 --> 01:33:33,825 -Can I get a selfie with you? -What? 2395 01:33:39,163 --> 01:33:41,566 This is so cool! 2396 01:33:41,632 --> 01:33:43,534 We're gonna get, like, a thousand likes! 2397 01:33:43,601 --> 01:33:45,869 Yo, Instagram that. 2398 01:33:45,936 --> 01:33:47,737 What'd them white girls want? They lost? 2399 01:33:47,804 --> 01:33:49,071 I don't know. Why don't you go see? 2400 01:33:49,138 --> 01:33:50,973 Did you tell them they was awesome? 2401 01:33:51,040 --> 01:33:54,276 White people love when you go, "Awesome!" 2402 01:33:54,343 --> 01:33:56,645 I'm available for catering, business luncheons, 2403 01:33:56,713 --> 01:33:58,048 private parties, Shivas. 2404 01:33:58,115 --> 01:33:59,917 Hold the pork! 2405 01:33:59,984 --> 01:34:02,886 And let's not forget about my Gangsta Grub rub! 2406 01:34:02,953 --> 01:34:04,655 Put it on all the meat you eat. 2407 01:34:04,722 --> 01:34:06,456 Ladies, all the meat. 2408 01:34:08,991 --> 01:34:12,962 J.D., what inspired you to get involved in this movement? 2409 01:34:13,030 --> 01:34:14,831 Well, you know, it's always been about the kids. 2410 01:34:16,467 --> 01:34:18,803 You are living proof that there are superheroes 2411 01:34:18,870 --> 01:34:20,271 living amongst us mere mortals. 2412 01:34:20,337 --> 01:34:21,905 Well, you know, there wasn't 2413 01:34:21,972 --> 01:34:23,407 enough room in my car for my cape. 2414 01:34:24,741 --> 01:34:26,244 J.D., how much money have you raised 2415 01:34:26,310 --> 01:34:27,645 for the Boys and Girls Club this weekend? 2416 01:34:30,480 --> 01:34:34,084 Maybe about $500. That's it. 2417 01:34:34,151 --> 01:34:35,853 It certainly looks like a lot more than $500. 2418 01:34:37,087 --> 01:34:38,121 Slow your roll. 2419 01:34:38,188 --> 01:34:39,757 Well... 2420 01:34:39,824 --> 01:34:43,360 J.D., we here at WIS News... 2421 01:34:43,427 --> 01:34:44,928 We have a little surprise for you. 2422 01:34:44,995 --> 01:34:47,531 J.D. don't like surprises. 2423 01:34:47,597 --> 01:34:49,667 -You're going to love this. -I doubt it. 2424 01:34:49,732 --> 01:34:51,000 J.D., meet Jamilah... 2425 01:34:51,001 --> 01:34:52,268 Who is she? 2426 01:34:52,334 --> 01:34:53,503 And one of her Boys and Girls 2427 01:34:53,570 --> 01:34:54,670 Club counselor, Mr. Fenty. 2428 01:34:54,737 --> 01:34:56,272 Okay, well, who is he? 2429 01:34:56,338 --> 01:34:58,609 They are here to officially accept your donation 2430 01:34:58,676 --> 01:35:01,777 on behalf of the Boys and Girls Club of Chicago. 2431 01:35:01,844 --> 01:35:02,914 What? 2432 01:35:04,615 --> 01:35:06,349 They're here to accept the money... 2433 01:35:06,415 --> 01:35:08,351 Shut up, woman! I heard you the first time! 2434 01:35:08,419 --> 01:35:09,786 Ain't nobody said they was gonna give no money 2435 01:35:09,852 --> 01:35:11,855 to no Boys and Girl... 2436 01:35:11,923 --> 01:35:14,525 Boys and Girls Club. Yeah. 2437 01:35:14,592 --> 01:35:17,828 Okay, hold on one second, chrome dome. All right. 2438 01:35:17,895 --> 01:35:20,531 Live from the South Side, I am Candace Washington... 2439 01:35:21,699 --> 01:35:23,467 I need your help. It's Jalen. 2440 01:35:23,532 --> 01:35:25,035 -What's going on with Jalen? -He's about to do this 2441 01:35:25,102 --> 01:35:26,403 Initiation with the Vice Lords. 2442 01:35:26,469 --> 01:35:27,536 Look, I tried to tell him not to. 2443 01:35:27,603 --> 01:35:28,905 Where's he at, Kenny? 2444 01:35:28,972 --> 01:35:30,273 He's at the park. Cornell Square. 2445 01:35:31,107 --> 01:35:32,676 Cal! 2446 01:35:32,743 --> 01:35:34,844 Hell, yeah, that's what I like to hear. 2447 01:35:34,911 --> 01:35:36,914 You all ready? You all ready? 2448 01:35:37,780 --> 01:35:38,915 Yeah. 2449 01:35:39,984 --> 01:35:41,084 What's up, man? 2450 01:35:42,453 --> 01:35:43,788 Where your little homie Kenny at? 2451 01:35:45,722 --> 01:35:48,225 I don't know. I think his dad said he had to come home. 2452 01:35:48,292 --> 01:35:50,393 Stay home? You playing, right? 2453 01:35:51,161 --> 01:35:52,329 Stay home? 2454 01:35:53,163 --> 01:35:54,764 You think this a joke? 2455 01:35:56,232 --> 01:35:57,968 You think this a game, nigga? 2456 01:36:00,169 --> 01:36:01,570 We're concerned about the people 2457 01:36:01,637 --> 01:36:03,239 that Jalen's been hanging around with. 2458 01:36:03,307 --> 01:36:04,775 Are you trying to say Jalen's in a gang? 2459 01:36:04,840 --> 01:36:06,442 Not trying to get that call in the middle of the night 2460 01:36:06,509 --> 01:36:08,544 saying my son is locked up or worse, 2461 01:36:08,611 --> 01:36:11,114 because we didn't act when we had a chance. 2462 01:36:11,181 --> 01:36:13,017 See, that's the problem right there. 2463 01:36:13,083 --> 01:36:14,852 Everybody wanna be down, 2464 01:36:14,918 --> 01:36:17,554 nobody want to put in the work. 2465 01:36:17,620 --> 01:36:19,221 Didn't Quis say to chill this weekend? 2466 01:36:19,289 --> 01:36:21,359 Nigga. Marquis? 2467 01:36:23,761 --> 01:36:26,295 Nigga, I ain't worried about Marquis. 2468 01:36:26,362 --> 01:36:27,798 Know what? You playing me right now. 2469 01:36:27,865 --> 01:36:29,734 You wasting my time right now. 2470 01:36:29,799 --> 01:36:31,502 I think he wasting my time. 2471 01:36:33,536 --> 01:36:35,039 Ain't no going home, nigga. 2472 01:36:35,106 --> 01:36:36,740 Ain't no such thing. 2473 01:36:36,806 --> 01:36:38,174 Why are you trying to take everything 2474 01:36:38,241 --> 01:36:39,476 I like away from me? Because I love you... 2475 01:36:39,543 --> 01:36:40,777 My life would be so much better if you... 2476 01:36:40,843 --> 01:36:41,944 We raised a smart kid. 2477 01:36:42,012 --> 01:36:43,214 You need to make a decision. 2478 01:36:44,614 --> 01:36:46,984 Are you riding or not? 2479 01:37:35,065 --> 01:37:38,034 Ten, nine, eight, 2480 01:37:38,101 --> 01:37:40,971 seven, six, five, 2481 01:37:41,038 --> 01:37:44,141 four, three, two... 2482 01:37:44,208 --> 01:37:45,308 One! 2483 01:37:45,375 --> 01:37:47,343 Yeah! 2484 01:37:51,181 --> 01:37:52,982 That's what I'm talking about! 2485 01:37:53,049 --> 01:37:54,517 Yeah, baby! All right! 2486 01:38:01,391 --> 01:38:02,593 -Bam! -Your daddy gonna be proud. 2487 01:38:02,660 --> 01:38:03,961 Your dad will be so proud of you. 2488 01:38:04,026 --> 01:38:05,128 -You did a good job. -I feel good. 2489 01:38:05,195 --> 01:38:06,229 I feel good. 2490 01:38:07,530 --> 01:38:09,832 Hey, yo, Shad. Hey, man! 2491 01:38:09,900 --> 01:38:12,169 Much love, dude. I'm sorry about everything. 2492 01:38:12,235 --> 01:38:13,335 I love you, boy. 2493 01:38:13,402 --> 01:38:14,405 I love you, bro. Love you. 2494 01:38:16,306 --> 01:38:18,241 Two black dads getting along. 2495 01:38:28,584 --> 01:38:31,087 Let me ask you something... 2496 01:38:31,154 --> 01:38:33,056 I don't come off as gay, do I? 2497 01:38:33,123 --> 01:38:35,926 I mean, I've heard that, like, twice already today. 2498 01:38:35,993 --> 01:38:38,261 No. Now, do I think that you could 2499 01:38:38,328 --> 01:38:41,499 maybe afford to own one less pastel-colored t-shirt 2500 01:38:41,565 --> 01:38:43,100 and go up a size in the jean department? 2501 01:38:43,165 --> 01:38:44,767 Yes, absolutely. 2502 01:38:44,834 --> 01:38:46,369 But who cares? 2503 01:38:46,437 --> 01:38:48,405 Clothes don't signify someone's sexuality. 2504 01:38:48,472 --> 01:38:50,040 Even if you were gay... 2505 01:38:50,106 --> 01:38:51,675 I'm not. For the record. 2506 01:38:51,740 --> 01:38:52,942 I'm not. 2507 01:38:53,009 --> 01:38:55,111 It wouldn't matter to me anyway. 2508 01:38:55,178 --> 01:38:56,881 I like who you are and you shouldn't feel 2509 01:38:56,946 --> 01:38:58,447 pressured to change for anybody. 2510 01:38:58,514 --> 01:39:00,584 And there's no rules on how to be a straight dude. 2511 01:39:00,651 --> 01:39:01,785 Look at Miguel. 2512 01:39:01,852 --> 01:39:03,020 Look at Prince. 2513 01:39:03,087 --> 01:39:05,623 Homeboy be rocking six-inch stilettos and a perm, 2514 01:39:05,688 --> 01:39:06,757 and he can still get it. 2515 01:39:06,824 --> 01:39:08,959 Yes, he can. 2516 01:39:09,026 --> 01:39:10,960 I'm messing with you. Playing the whole... 2517 01:39:11,026 --> 01:39:12,096 -That's... -Anyway. 2518 01:39:13,629 --> 01:39:15,532 So, you like my personality? 2519 01:39:16,933 --> 01:39:20,369 What can I say? I find your neuroses entertaining. 2520 01:39:20,437 --> 01:39:23,940 Your passion for women's rights liberating. 2521 01:39:24,007 --> 01:39:25,009 And... 2522 01:39:27,177 --> 01:39:29,146 I find your nerdiness 2523 01:39:29,212 --> 01:39:30,981 incredibly sexy. 2524 01:39:36,052 --> 01:39:37,053 Talking to me? 2525 01:39:38,120 --> 01:39:39,755 And that's why I like you. 2526 01:39:39,822 --> 01:39:41,292 Because you get me. 2527 01:39:41,357 --> 01:39:44,060 Not a lot of people do, but you definitely do. 2528 01:39:44,127 --> 01:39:46,629 And just so you know, Ronnie, your ex, 2529 01:39:46,695 --> 01:39:49,199 he was never good enough for you. 2530 01:40:01,210 --> 01:40:02,679 I think I'm in love with you. 2531 01:40:02,745 --> 01:40:05,581 And I want to shout it from the rooftops. 2532 01:40:05,648 --> 01:40:07,517 -Too soon? -Yeah. 2533 01:40:07,584 --> 01:40:09,519 -That's what I thought. -Yeah. 2534 01:40:09,585 --> 01:40:11,754 I mean... What'd you hear? You heard that I said 2535 01:40:11,821 --> 01:40:13,790 -I was in love with you? -No. 2536 01:40:13,856 --> 01:40:14,924 Rewind that. 2537 01:40:14,990 --> 01:40:16,092 How about dinner tomorrow night? 2538 01:40:16,160 --> 01:40:17,261 -Okay. -That makes sense. 2539 01:40:17,328 --> 01:40:18,895 Yeah. That's... 2540 01:40:18,962 --> 01:40:20,230 I went from a broken home... 2541 01:40:20,297 --> 01:40:21,298 so I give affection very fast. 2542 01:40:21,365 --> 01:40:22,532 My Lord. My Lord. 2543 01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:24,334 Yeah. Yeah. 2544 01:40:26,236 --> 01:40:28,305 You got a lot of nerve showing up here. 2545 01:40:28,371 --> 01:40:29,539 I came to apologize, Terri. 2546 01:40:29,606 --> 01:40:30,807 I don't want to hear it. 2547 01:40:30,874 --> 01:40:32,509 Well, I wanna say it anyway. 2548 01:40:36,079 --> 01:40:38,315 Listen, I'm really sorry. 2549 01:40:38,382 --> 01:40:40,284 I should have never come between you and Rashad. 2550 01:40:40,350 --> 01:40:41,918 Damn right. 2551 01:40:41,985 --> 01:40:44,521 It's just that you have your whole life taken care of, 2552 01:40:44,588 --> 01:40:46,657 and figured out. And... 2553 01:40:46,722 --> 01:40:48,290 I'm like, still trying to figure out 2554 01:40:48,357 --> 01:40:49,459 every little thing about mine. 2555 01:40:51,093 --> 01:40:52,895 I made a mistake. 2556 01:40:52,962 --> 01:40:54,498 It'll never, ever happen again. 2557 01:40:54,563 --> 01:40:55,598 I promise you that. 2558 01:40:56,865 --> 01:40:58,101 Well... 2559 01:40:59,136 --> 01:41:01,036 I appreciate you saying that. 2560 01:41:01,103 --> 01:41:03,206 Does that mean we're cool? 2561 01:41:05,141 --> 01:41:06,310 I guess. 2562 01:41:06,377 --> 01:41:07,410 Come here, girl! 2563 01:41:11,280 --> 01:41:12,414 Anyway... 2564 01:41:12,481 --> 01:41:15,051 I did want to tell you that if you and Rashad 2565 01:41:15,118 --> 01:41:17,487 was looking for, like, a third girl to help you out, 2566 01:41:17,553 --> 01:41:19,556 you know, get it poppin' or anything like that, 2567 01:41:19,623 --> 01:41:20,991 I would be down for that. 2568 01:41:21,057 --> 01:41:22,558 Mull it over. 2569 01:41:22,624 --> 01:41:23,659 -Bye, Draya. -Hey, hey. 2570 01:41:23,726 --> 01:41:24,928 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 2571 01:41:24,994 --> 01:41:26,763 We need to at least hear her out now. 2572 01:41:26,829 --> 01:41:28,665 I mean, she ain't come this way for nothing. 2573 01:41:28,731 --> 01:41:30,333 Hey, Rashad! What's good, Draya? 2574 01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:31,835 Get in the house. Baby. 2575 01:41:31,901 --> 01:41:33,370 You think it's funny. You're not funny. 2576 01:41:33,437 --> 01:41:34,822 Thanks. 2577 01:41:36,272 --> 01:41:39,241 This is not what you think it is. 2578 01:41:39,308 --> 01:41:41,177 This is that bird I talked about. Remember that? 2579 01:41:41,244 --> 01:41:42,246 It went away. 2580 01:41:43,812 --> 01:41:46,282 It flew away. Let 'em fly. 2581 01:41:51,420 --> 01:41:52,688 Know why I came back? 2582 01:41:52,755 --> 01:41:53,806 Why? 2583 01:41:53,807 --> 01:41:54,857 Because you my man. 2584 01:41:54,923 --> 01:41:56,225 I came back to you. 2585 01:41:56,293 --> 01:41:57,860 Why don't you just give me the damn check? 2586 01:41:57,927 --> 01:41:59,128 My man. 2587 01:41:59,195 --> 01:42:00,364 That's your section. 2588 01:42:00,429 --> 01:42:02,065 -No booth rent. -We're clear? 2589 01:42:02,132 --> 01:42:03,366 Do you. 2590 01:42:03,432 --> 01:42:04,801 My man. It's a pleasure, my brotha. 2591 01:42:04,868 --> 01:42:06,535 You will do good business, my brotha. 2592 01:42:06,602 --> 01:42:07,904 You have a good day! 2593 01:42:07,971 --> 01:42:09,973 Hit these streets. Hey! Hey! 2594 01:42:10,039 --> 01:42:11,374 I need to talk to you. You got to sign 2595 01:42:11,441 --> 01:42:12,876 some paperwork, brotha. 2596 01:42:12,941 --> 01:42:14,610 Your wife trying to find you. 2597 01:42:14,678 --> 01:42:16,747 You're gonna run from me, really? 2598 01:42:19,950 --> 01:42:21,484 Yo, man, we closed. 2599 01:42:21,551 --> 01:42:22,785 Come back tomorrow. 2600 01:42:22,852 --> 01:42:24,355 Man, that's too bad. 2601 01:42:27,156 --> 01:42:29,226 I was really hoping you could fit me in. 2602 01:42:31,194 --> 01:42:33,295 I think I got room for one more. 2603 01:42:38,502 --> 01:42:40,004 Have a seat. 2604 01:42:45,042 --> 01:42:46,159 Glad you came, man. 2605 01:42:47,343 --> 01:42:48,845 Just wanted to do something about this 2606 01:42:48,911 --> 01:42:50,646 so-called abomination you say. 2607 01:42:51,914 --> 01:42:53,917 I'll hook you up, don't worry about nothin'. 2608 01:42:53,984 --> 01:42:56,486 Edge you up real quick. 2609 01:42:56,552 --> 01:42:59,022 I was thinking, 2610 01:42:59,088 --> 01:43:00,523 start off fresh. 2611 01:43:05,995 --> 01:43:07,064 You sure? 2612 01:43:08,330 --> 01:43:09,333 Positive. 2613 01:43:11,234 --> 01:43:12,302 All right. 2614 01:43:12,369 --> 01:43:13,670 Start you off fresh. 2615 01:43:14,937 --> 01:43:18,007 You know, I didn't mean what I said earlier. 2616 01:43:18,074 --> 01:43:20,343 You've always been there for me for everything, 2617 01:43:20,410 --> 01:43:21,745 and I appreciate it. 2618 01:43:24,112 --> 01:43:25,182 Love you, Dad. 2619 01:43:26,215 --> 01:43:27,517 I love you too, man. 2620 01:43:28,218 --> 01:43:29,952 Always gonna be my guy. 2621 01:43:30,018 --> 01:43:31,120 I swear. 2622 01:43:32,755 --> 01:43:35,959 All right. Let's see how we can hook you up here. 2623 01:43:36,959 --> 01:43:38,428 Yeah, okay. 2624 01:43:39,129 --> 01:43:40,697 Now, listen... 2625 01:43:40,762 --> 01:43:42,398 I hear about anything, 2626 01:43:42,464 --> 01:43:44,199 I'm snatching you right up out of there, you hear me? 2627 01:43:44,267 --> 01:43:46,069 -Yeah, I hear you. -I'm not playing. 2628 01:43:46,136 --> 01:43:48,004 Be up there quick fast in a hurry. 2629 01:43:48,070 --> 01:43:51,040 I escort you to the bathroom and everything if I have to. 2630 01:43:54,142 --> 01:43:55,645 Crazy, Dad. 2631 01:43:55,712 --> 01:43:57,480 But I'm fine with that. 2632 01:43:57,547 --> 01:43:59,883 I'm just happy to stay here. Happy to be home. 2633 01:44:01,752 --> 01:44:03,553 I'm happy you back. 2634 01:44:03,620 --> 01:44:05,389 See me hooping this year, right? 2635 01:44:05,455 --> 01:44:07,523 You got to penetrate more. Too many jumpers. 2636 01:44:07,590 --> 01:44:09,026 But they go in though. 2637 01:44:09,092 --> 01:44:10,360 Not all the time, they don't go in. 2638 01:44:10,426 --> 01:44:11,727 Man... 2639 01:44:13,329 --> 01:44:15,431 You don't wanna rock your dreads like that, man? 2640 01:44:15,498 --> 01:44:17,000 Now if you end up on the Bulls, 2641 01:44:17,066 --> 01:44:18,334 your daddy got to go everywhere with you. 2642 01:44:18,401 --> 01:44:20,003 I'm gonna be the team barber. 2643 01:44:20,803 --> 01:44:21,837 Damn, man. 2644 01:44:21,905 --> 01:44:23,505 All right. Tsk. 2645 01:44:23,572 --> 01:44:25,107 Slow down. 2646 01:44:25,174 --> 01:44:26,275 Hey. 2647 01:44:26,342 --> 01:44:28,111 You ain't comb your hair in six months, 2648 01:44:28,178 --> 01:44:29,413 it's a little nappy down there. 2649 01:44:29,478 --> 01:44:31,114 All kind of cucabugs back here. 2650 01:44:31,181 --> 01:44:32,248 Beebees. 2651 01:44:32,315 --> 01:44:33,650 You gonna be all right. 2652 01:44:35,485 --> 01:44:37,621 Yeah. That's it. 2653 01:44:41,257 --> 01:44:42,526 Look fresh. 2654 01:44:44,093 --> 01:44:46,396 Now you look like my son again. 2655 01:44:46,463 --> 01:44:48,264 I'm getting all the shorties at school now. 2656 01:44:49,132 --> 01:44:50,266 Yeah. 2657 01:44:50,333 --> 01:44:52,201 Now you can sweep up the hair. 2658 01:44:54,036 --> 01:44:55,638 Dear Chicago, 2659 01:44:55,704 --> 01:44:57,973 I know I was hard on you before, 2660 01:44:58,040 --> 01:44:59,574 but here's the thing. 2661 01:44:59,642 --> 01:45:00,643 If there's one thing... 2662 01:45:00,709 --> 01:45:02,244 I know about you, 2663 01:45:02,312 --> 01:45:05,248 is that you know how to bounce back. 2664 01:45:05,315 --> 01:45:07,317 And we salute Chicago's own 2665 01:45:07,383 --> 01:45:09,285 South Side Champs. 2666 01:45:12,688 --> 01:45:13,822 Chicago, stand up. 2667 01:45:13,889 --> 01:45:15,659 Chicago, stand up. 2668 01:45:15,725 --> 01:45:17,828 We want them to believe in themselves. 2669 01:45:17,893 --> 01:45:20,128 We want them to believe in their community. 2670 01:45:20,195 --> 01:45:22,431 We want them to believe that they have a future. 2671 01:45:22,499 --> 01:45:23,666 We are college bound. 2672 01:45:23,732 --> 01:45:24,834 We are exceptional. 2673 01:45:24,901 --> 01:45:26,069 Not because we say it, 2674 01:45:26,134 --> 01:45:27,302 but because we work hard at it. 2675 01:45:27,370 --> 01:45:29,072 Hey! Congratulations, Miss Paxton. 2676 01:45:33,176 --> 01:45:35,645 You've always taken personal tragedy 2677 01:45:35,712 --> 01:45:37,780 and turned it into triumph. 2678 01:45:37,847 --> 01:45:39,349 No, don't do it... 2679 01:45:39,415 --> 01:45:41,116 Give me that! 2680 01:45:41,183 --> 01:45:42,785 Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no! 2681 01:45:42,852 --> 01:45:44,520 Breaking down like LeBron! 2682 01:45:44,587 --> 01:45:46,123 Know that. Know that. Yeah. 2683 01:45:46,188 --> 01:45:47,690 They ain't ready. 2684 01:45:47,757 --> 01:45:48,857 That's why I'm not giving up on you. 2685 01:45:48,924 --> 01:45:51,326 There we go. This what we running. 2686 01:45:51,393 --> 01:45:53,797 Because you never gave up on me. 2687 01:45:58,200 --> 01:45:59,935 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2688 01:46:00,003 --> 01:46:01,038 Who won? Who won? 2689 01:46:01,039 --> 01:46:02,072 Boom, every time. 2690 01:46:02,871 --> 01:46:04,007 Mr. Wilson! 2691 01:46:07,611 --> 01:46:10,146 And I know whatever happens, 2692 01:46:10,213 --> 01:46:11,781 eventually, 2693 01:46:11,847 --> 01:46:13,548 Chicago, 2694 01:46:13,615 --> 01:46:16,018 you'll find your way back home. 2695 01:46:16,084 --> 01:46:17,820 You always do. 2696 01:46:20,722 --> 01:46:21,757 What's up? 2697 01:46:25,629 --> 01:46:27,997 Yeah, who won? What's the real story? 2698 01:46:28,063 --> 01:46:29,664 What's the real story? 2699 01:46:29,731 --> 01:46:31,133 Who won? Who won? 2700 01:46:32,602 --> 01:46:34,137 Let's just stick to cutting hair, right? 2701 01:46:39,141 --> 01:46:41,377 What can the people of Chicago take away from this? 2702 01:46:41,444 --> 01:46:43,245 It's a reminder that the individual, 2703 01:46:43,312 --> 01:46:45,015 or, in this case, individuals, 2704 01:46:45,081 --> 01:46:46,548 can make a big difference. 2705 01:46:46,615 --> 01:46:48,183 As a former barber in the shop, 2706 01:46:48,250 --> 01:46:50,219 -it's been very inspiring... -Is that Jimmy James? 2707 01:46:50,285 --> 01:46:51,554 For me to see the people of community 2708 01:46:51,620 --> 01:46:52,721 come together and show the world 2709 01:46:52,789 --> 01:46:54,391 that there's still hope on the South Side. 2710 01:46:54,456 --> 01:46:55,525 Mr. James! 2711 01:46:55,526 --> 01:46:56,593 Ms. Cruz. 2712 01:46:56,659 --> 01:46:58,361 In light of the success of the ceasefire, 2713 01:46:58,428 --> 01:47:00,530 have you personally changed your mind about the enclosure, 2714 01:47:00,597 --> 01:47:02,199 and do you think it'll have any effect 2715 01:47:02,264 --> 01:47:03,566 on the upcoming council vote? 2716 01:47:03,633 --> 01:47:04,768 Go ahead, Jimmy. 2717 01:47:04,834 --> 01:47:06,203 Well, I can't speak for the Council, 2718 01:47:06,268 --> 01:47:08,105 but I'd be shocked if they voted yes, 2719 01:47:08,170 --> 01:47:09,739 when so many have voted against it. 2720 01:47:09,806 --> 01:47:11,007 See, the whole point of the enclosure 2721 01:47:11,074 --> 01:47:12,709 was to decrease violence in the neighborhood. 2722 01:47:12,776 --> 01:47:14,511 And I think that Mr. Palmer and Ms. Norris... 2723 01:47:16,045 --> 01:47:16,945 and the rest of the team down at the shop... 2724 01:47:17,012 --> 01:47:18,581 found a way to do just that. 2725 01:47:18,647 --> 01:47:20,516 That's right! 2726 01:47:20,583 --> 01:47:21,584 Yeah! 2727 01:47:25,521 --> 01:47:27,323 Dad! You see this? 2728 01:47:29,325 --> 01:47:30,627 Man, that's got to... No, it ain't. 2729 01:47:30,692 --> 01:47:31,895 Serious? 2730 01:47:31,962 --> 01:47:33,094 My God. 2731 01:47:33,161 --> 01:47:34,597 My God. 2732 01:47:34,664 --> 01:47:35,732 Hey, everybody! 2733 01:47:35,733 --> 01:47:36,800 Hell, no. 2734 01:47:36,866 --> 01:47:38,066 It's good to see you. 2735 01:47:38,133 --> 01:47:39,268 -How are you? -Mr. President. 2736 01:47:39,335 --> 01:47:40,436 -How you doing? -I'm doing great. 2737 01:47:40,503 --> 01:47:41,737 I like that sharp suit. 2738 01:47:41,803 --> 01:47:43,138 -Hey, I'll get you one. -I'm gonna hold you to that. 2739 01:47:43,204 --> 01:47:44,239 Gotcha. Okay. 2740 01:47:44,307 --> 01:47:46,242 Mr. President, how you doing, sir? 2741 01:47:46,308 --> 01:47:47,576 You know, it's good to be back, 2742 01:47:47,643 --> 01:47:49,445 where it all started for me. 2743 01:47:49,512 --> 01:47:50,713 The South Side. 2744 01:47:50,780 --> 01:47:52,516 -I told you. -Hey, Eddie! 2745 01:47:53,348 --> 01:47:54,583 Very good to see you. 2746 01:47:54,651 --> 01:47:55,752 Good to see you. 2747 01:47:55,819 --> 01:47:56,986 Take that jacket off. 2748 01:47:57,053 --> 01:47:58,655 -Should I say hi? -Yeah. 2749 01:47:58,722 --> 01:47:59,789 Hi! How you doing? 2750 01:47:59,855 --> 01:48:00,991 Have a seat right there. 2751 01:48:02,793 --> 01:48:04,326 I was telling these kids how I used to cut 2752 01:48:04,392 --> 01:48:06,329 your hair back in the day. You sure did. 2753 01:48:06,396 --> 01:48:07,931 You was running around here organizing. 2754 01:48:07,996 --> 01:48:09,266 You know, I gotta get a picture of this. 2755 01:48:09,331 --> 01:48:10,633 Calvin, take this picture. Yeah. 2756 01:48:10,700 --> 01:48:11,768 Bam! 2757 01:48:11,834 --> 01:48:13,236 How you doing, Mr. President? 2758 01:48:13,303 --> 01:48:14,838 My name's Calvin. 2759 01:48:14,905 --> 01:48:16,572 I own the shop with Angie right here. 2760 01:48:16,639 --> 01:48:17,840 -I'm Angie. Hi. -Yeah. 2761 01:48:17,907 --> 01:48:19,107 We appreciate your small business. 2762 01:48:19,174 --> 01:48:21,142 Hey, Mr. President. New Democrat right here. 2763 01:48:21,209 --> 01:48:22,578 All right! Congratulations! 2764 01:48:24,213 --> 01:48:25,614 Stop acting all nervous, Eddie. 2765 01:48:25,682 --> 01:48:26,683 You know, you know what you're doing. Come on, man. 2766 01:48:26,749 --> 01:48:27,917 I cut the man's hair years ago. 2767 01:48:27,984 --> 01:48:29,185 I know what I'm doing right here. 2768 01:48:30,386 --> 01:48:31,922 Mr. President, I just want to say, 2769 01:48:31,987 --> 01:48:33,322 you know, I really love what you've done 2770 01:48:33,389 --> 01:48:34,657 for the black community. 2771 01:48:34,723 --> 01:48:36,458 All right. And I'm loving those pants. 2772 01:48:36,526 --> 01:48:38,595 -Thank you. -Appreciate your patriotism. 2773 01:48:38,660 --> 01:48:39,962 I salute you, too. 2774 01:48:41,731 --> 01:48:43,366 Barry. Come on, now. 2775 01:48:43,432 --> 01:48:44,601 I'm sorry. 2776 01:48:44,667 --> 01:48:47,102 Okay, here we go. Low like you always do? 2777 01:48:47,169 --> 01:48:48,838 Come on, now, hook your man up. 2778 01:48:48,905 --> 01:48:50,773 -Little bit. -Are you shaking, Eddie? 2779 01:48:50,839 --> 01:48:52,441 Eddie, you got it. 2780 01:48:52,508 --> 01:48:54,043 Come on, Eddie. Represent now. 2781 01:48:59,949 --> 01:49:01,317 Eddie! 2782 01:49:01,383 --> 01:49:02,918 One-Stop, 2783 01:49:03,852 --> 01:49:05,254 you got some salve? 2784 01:49:06,388 --> 01:49:08,123 I can fix it! I can fix it! 2785 01:49:08,190 --> 01:49:09,326 Sit back down! 2786 01:49:10,305 --> 01:49:16,543 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org