1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,960 MAN: (SINGING) I came in last night about half past ten 3 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,249 That baby of mine wouldn't let me in 4 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,563 So movin' on over 5 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,488 Rockin' on over 6 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:56,844 Move over, little doll The mean old dog is coming in 7 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,040 Breathe the air, Mrs. Donnelly! 8 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,720 I'm eating dust. 9 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,560 The wind in your hair! 10 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,640 - Put the bloody top back on, Sonny! - (CHUCKLES) 11 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,160 I will not hear your negativity. 12 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,120 Madam, this is Route 66 13 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,682 and we are most assuredly getting our kicks! 14 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,490 - Whoo! - (HONKING HORN) 15 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,241 MAN: She changed the lock on my back door 16 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,240 Now my key won't fit no more 17 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,767 Movin' on over 18 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,602 Rockin' all over 19 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:35,650 Move over, nice doll The mean old dog's going in 20 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,120 Hi. I'm Chet and I'll be happy to valet your car. 21 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,124 Not as happy as we are that you are happy to do so, my friend. 22 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,600 Just tell me... Just tell me 23 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,120 there's a cup of tea and a biscuit waiting inside. 24 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,124 That's a great accent. Are you from Australia? 25 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,888 (MUZAK PLAYING) 26 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,721 The sound of destiny, madam... 27 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,480 calling us with her siren song. 28 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,720 And go to her we must! 29 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,040 For this is our moment. 30 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,040 - If not now, when? And if not us, who? - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 31 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,201 Later? 32 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,489 Somebody else? 33 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:18,080 My hand is powdered, so the shake is firm and dry. 34 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,360 My clothes precisely walk the tightrope 35 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,600 between casual and relaxed formality. 36 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,730 Sonny, Sonny. Let me do the talking. 37 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,242 - Alright? - Okay. 38 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,684 (CLEARS THROAT) 39 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,764 Mr. Burley. 40 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,760 While I am aware that... 41 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:46,760 convention dictates that I should wait 42 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,680 for your assessment of our proposal... 43 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:54,085 please take my interruption less as rudeness than proof... 44 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:59,520 of our profound excitement at the opportunity to meet yourself... 45 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,680 and your fine company. 46 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,280 And let me say right here and now... 47 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,442 Alright, that's enough, that's enough. 48 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,240 We agreed that my colleague would do 49 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,607 the speaking and rightly so for... 50 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:17,166 while her language may be... salty, it has great economy and pith. 51 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,882 MURIEL: I don't care about any of that. 52 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,160 No, listen and learn, son. 53 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:26,720 Tea is an herb that's been dried out. 54 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,282 So to bring it back to life, you have to infuse it... 55 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,562 in boiling water. 56 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,800 That is boiling water. 57 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,040 Everywhere I've been in this country... 58 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,640 they slap down a cup of tepid nonsense... 59 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,760 you know with the teabag lying beside it... 60 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,640 which means I've got to go through 61 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,520 the ridiculous business of dunking it... 62 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,808 in the lukewarm piss... 63 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,160 waiting for the slightest change of color to occur. 64 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:58,120 And at my age... I haven't got the time. 65 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,840 This is what I'm talking about. 66 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,521 Get her some boiling water. 67 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:14,167 Now, Mrs. Donnelly. Tell me more about your establishment. 68 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:20,165 MURIEL: We've been going properly for about eight months now. 69 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:25,524 But phase two of the development is more or less complete. 70 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,360 Like life and a tortoise. 71 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,000 It's not exactly fast-moving... 72 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,320 - Mrs. Evelyn Greenslade. - Here. 73 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,320 MURIEL: ...but you only make progress when you stick your neck out. 74 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,687 - Mr. Douglas Ainslie. - Here. 75 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,840 We have guests that come and go. 76 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,760 - Mrs. Muriel Donnelly. - Here. 77 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,760 But there's been a hard core of regulars from the beginning. 78 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,040 - Mrs. Madge Hardcastle. - Here. 79 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,280 Mr. Norman Cousins and Miss Carol Parr. 80 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,440 BOTH: Both here. 81 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:56,240 We have monthly check-ups at the local clinic... 82 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,240 and Sonny takes a roll-call every morning. 83 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,440 A most valuable precaution to ensure 84 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,568 that nobody has died in the night. 85 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:08,840 MURIEL: Most of our guests don't just live in India, they now work there. 86 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 EVELYN: These are lovely. 87 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,720 HARI: That is why they cost 10,000 rupees each. 88 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,960 (CHUCKLES) Every day? We have to do this every day? 89 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:19,200 Process, madam. We must respect the process. 90 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,560 Very well. You and I both know 91 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,960 that since a fine, genuine pashmina... 92 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,760 requires the annual growth of at least three Changra goats... 93 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,680 you and everyone in this market 94 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,080 blend the yarn to give it more body. 95 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,400 The reason I come to this stall is that 96 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,760 whereas Bharat over there uses wool... 97 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,480 and Mohan goes with the rabbit fur... 98 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,280 you at least use a reasonable quality of silk. 99 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,440 I'll give you 5,000 for four. 100 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,680 Done. 101 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:45,921 Thank you. 102 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,160 I'll see you tomorrow, Hari. 103 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:51,600 Tomorrow, Miss Evelyn. And thank you for your respect. 104 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,400 MURIEL: Two of the guests have made themselves useful 105 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,840 at the local expats club. 106 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,600 Which is, shall we say, a little down on its uppers. 107 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,603 - Norman... - Mmm? 108 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,920 I know the membership's dropping, times are tight, but... 109 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,400 do you really have to water down the wine? 110 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,291 What?! I uncorked it myself. 111 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,248 They're on to us. 112 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,160 Let's try the red. 113 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,200 MURIEL: And others are doing jobs they never thought they could do. 114 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:26,480 One Queen was so close to her elephant... 115 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,800 that when she passed away, the elephant 116 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,962 stood beside her tomb for three days... 117 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,480 before dying of grief. 118 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,360 We should all know such love, 119 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,330 just not necessarily from an elephant. 120 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,320 MURIEL: And sometimes they're right, they can't. 121 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,480 - Uh, when were these built? - I'm sorry? 122 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,291 - What period are we talking about? - What, um... 123 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:52,010 period? Ah, uh... yeah. Um... 124 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,160 17th... 17th century. 125 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,890 17th century. 126 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,000 - Sure? - Absolutely positive. 127 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,128 - Wait, wait, wait. Maybe 18th. - Oh, oh, oh... 128 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,480 Please admire the beautifully carved... 129 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:08,240 Now please admire these beautifully carved pillars... 130 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,360 - that are engraved with typical Rajasthani... - (BOYS SHOUTING) 131 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:16,845 which are engraved with typical Rajasthani carvings. 132 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,081 Um... 133 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,483 typical carvings which... (STAMMERING) 134 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,440 (BOYS SHOUTING IN HINDI) 135 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:26,840 (SIGHS) 136 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,160 And, um, you, you, you can see... 137 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,240 MURIEL: Look, I could talk and talk... 138 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:37,760 but all that counts in the end is this one had an idea. 139 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:41,606 I know, I know, but it works. 140 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,600 The proof of our success is we are victims of it. 141 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,440 The Marigold Hotel is full up. 142 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:53,288 With nobody checking out. Until the ultimate check-out. 143 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,848 So we have to expand. 144 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,400 There's a local place we've got our eye on. 145 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,240 The Supreme Quality Hotel. 146 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,720 You put up the notes, we buy it. 147 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:07,920 And we become the furthest outpost of the Evergreen franchise. 148 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:12,920 Leading to a chain of hotels stretching across India and beyond... 149 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,923 for those such as... 150 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,807 this great lady... 151 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,800 whose face is a map of the world... 152 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,560 and whose mind, though failing, still contains 153 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,280 many of the secrets of the universe. 154 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,360 Who had the chance to say, when she left 155 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,400 her home for the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel... 156 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,562 as others will do... 157 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:36,081 "Why die here... 158 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,408 "when I can die there?" 159 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,685 (CHUCKLES) 160 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,600 If you'll indulge me. 161 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,762 Evergreen is a different concept. 162 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,962 We believe that the... 163 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,960 well that the leaves don't need to fall. 164 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,920 That these years, the mature years... 165 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:04,320 are an opportunity for travel, for further education... 166 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,086 for different work situations. 167 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,251 Well, in a word, an opportunity for life. 168 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:17,325 And for passing on the value of that life to others. 169 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,604 I take it you would agree with me, Mrs. Donnelly? 170 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,083 I'm here, aren't I? 171 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,080 Are you talking to other companies about this? 172 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,480 MURIEL: We came to you first. We do have competitors. 173 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,768 Not in our eyes. 174 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,680 SUNAINA ON LAPTOP: And did you tell them about the roll-call? 175 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,840 SONNY: With a spoon, they ate it up. 176 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,240 Sonny, this is huge. So when do they sign the check? 177 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,000 Hoops, Sunaina. 178 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,680 Before our triumph is complete, 179 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,000 there is one more through which we must jump. 180 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,200 At some point in the next soon, Mr. Burley... 181 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,320 has promised to send an evaluator to the hotel. 182 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:58,120 Undercover. "His guy," he called him, to check us out. 183 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:01,600 We'll be ready. Now, can I talk to you about the wedding plans? 184 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,680 The engagement party is on Thursday and we have dance rehearsal... 185 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:09,160 at the Viceroy Club at 4. And I have some exciting news about that. 186 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,927 Let me put just one word in your mind, Sunaina. 187 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,561 "Elopement. " We elope. 188 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,608 Okay. Can you not see how romantic that would... 189 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:23,444 Now get out of the way. This is important. (LAUGHING) 190 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,040 Hello. Who's there, my love? 191 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,680 Sonny boy. How's America? 192 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,721 Kushal? 193 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,320 I did not know you were in Jaipur. 194 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,480 I'm back, baby. 195 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,560 And how beautiful did your girlfriend get while I was gone, huh? 196 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,360 Not girlfriend. No, that would be my fiancée. 197 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:45,241 So this is the big news. Kush and my brother are choreographing our dance. 198 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:46,680 You call him "Kush"? 199 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,285 Okay, check this out. 200 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,480 (INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 201 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:02,520 Have you just come for the wedding celebrations, Kushal? 202 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,680 Only to go away again? 203 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,560 Immediately, straight afterwards, for a very long time? 204 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:11,360 I have a business venture in town. If that works out, I'm here for a while. 205 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,760 SUNAINA: Isn't this great? 206 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,400 Mrs. Donnelly. Oh... Now? 207 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,320 You need me now? I have to go now. 208 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,000 SUNAINA: Sonny, this is really cool. Watch. 209 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,685 No, she's calling me from the pool. 210 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:25,528 Okay. 211 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,087 Okay, okay. Okay, bye now. Bye. 212 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,205 (SUNAINA GIGGLING) 213 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:40,360 So they're looking at me, awaiting my wisdom and knowledge... 214 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,360 and I have none of either. 215 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,360 How many times have you done that tour now? 216 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,960 Oh, 63. 217 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,080 And you still can't remember a word you said? 218 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,520 You know how it is. First the knees, then the names. 219 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,640 I should have stern words with your assistant. 220 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,480 Oh, I will. 221 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,166 - And when they don't work, offer him money. - (DOUGLAS CHUCKLES) 222 00:11:58,960 --> 00:11:59,961 (EVELYN SIGHS) 223 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,400 Thank you. 224 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,561 (CLEARS THROAT) 225 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,040 Well... goodnight. 226 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,040 - I wonder, do you fancy a cup of coffee? - Uh, um... 227 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,120 Or chai, perhaps, would be more appropriate. 228 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,160 I actually don't have any coffee. 229 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,120 Or chai for that matter. 230 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,080 No, of course not. Why would you? 231 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,760 Um, right. No, great. Um, sleep well. 232 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,600 - And you, too. - Thank you. 233 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,569 - Goodnight. - Goodnight, then. 234 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:37,000 NORMAN: Suddenly I realized I wasn't alone. 235 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:41,400 So I turned round to see who was tapping me on the shoulder. 236 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,560 Only the bloody Archbishop of Canterbury. 237 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,085 (ALL LAUGHING) 238 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,520 It's funny because it's true. 239 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,240 Yes, and unfortunately, it's neither. 240 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,280 Are you walking out with us, Norman? 241 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,320 No, I'm afraid I... 242 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,440 I've got to stay here and count up 243 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,843 the meager takings, I'm afraid, Susan. 244 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:06,960 Oh, well, unless you need some help finding a taxi. 245 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,280 No, I can walk home. I actually live very near. 246 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,647 Oh, well... That's lovely. 247 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,771 It is. You should come round sometime. 248 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,960 - Oh. - Or tonight? 249 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,645 Sir Norman? 250 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,400 Yes, what is it? 251 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,560 Miss Carol is on the phone. 252 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,246 - She's wondering when you'll be back. - (SIGHS) 253 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,042 Well... another time. 254 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,124 Yes. Yes. 255 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,484 Well, goodnight. 256 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:45,680 NORMAN: The thing is, you see, what one has never ever had before is... 257 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,251 opportunity. 258 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:54,280 (STAMMERING) I spent years back in England trying to spread my gift around. 259 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:58,240 Couldn't find a single willing recipient. Here... 260 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:02,686 cracking job, bit of bank in my pocket. 261 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,209 Turns out I'm rather catnip to the ladies. 262 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,930 (LAUGHING) 263 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:15,640 Yeah, but I can't indulge myself, or indulge them... 264 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,167 because I have already got one... 265 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,244 and I think the absolute world of her. 266 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,521 Still, one does think... 267 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,491 what if she weren't there at all? 268 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,651 I mean, what if one were alone again? 269 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:36,529 How impossibly free one would be. 270 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,610 I'd miss her dreadfully, of course. 271 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,721 But I'd have a bloody good time. 272 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:56,881 Whoops. 273 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:58,920 (CHUCKLES) 274 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:02,926 Better watch out for those. They could do some damage. 275 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,040 Not to worry, boss. I take care of everything. 276 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,770 (MUMBLES) 277 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,648 (INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 278 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,606 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 279 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,284 (INDIAN MUSIC CONTINUES) 280 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,600 If you only go once around the room, 281 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,320 you are wiser than he who remains sitting still. 282 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,560 And thus we two return to India 283 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,720 with new ideas and greater enlightenment... 284 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,280 of the state of the world and humanity. 285 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,640 That flight made my ankles swell. 286 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,643 - Sunaina. - Sonny. 287 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,720 Don't mind me. I'm just standing here on my ankles. 288 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,680 - I missed you, too. - (GASPS) 289 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:38,840 Oh, we weren't away that long. Why are you here? Who's on reception? 290 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,520 Oh, Sonny's mother has arrived. 291 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,200 Let's go back to America. 292 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,680 Everything else smooth? How are the new menus? 293 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:45,920 They look great. 294 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,800 Oh, and the wedding tents have arrived. 295 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,000 Then let us go see them. 296 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,120 Is Vikram outside with his beautiful minibus? 297 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,680 I didn't come with Vikram. I got a lift. 298 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:53,840 From who? 299 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,880 Look at you, Sonny. All of you got bigger except your little poppy-out ears. 300 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:01,600 How I've missed your... affectionate humor, Kushal. 301 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:05,360 Mrs. Donnelly, this is Kushal. The best friend of my brother Jay. 302 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,640 She doesn't need to meet him. 303 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,000 Can he help with balloon ankles? 304 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,400 I have some grapefruit oil in the car. A few drops works wonders. 305 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,480 I like this one. 306 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,200 (STAMMERS) You don't like anyone. How can the one person... 307 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,640 Let me take these, they look heavy. 308 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,120 I can do heavy. 309 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,884 Thank you. 310 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,650 Shall we go? 311 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,246 (SCOFFS) Who carries grapefruit oil in their car? 312 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,291 So sorry. 313 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,131 - Am I late? - Perfectly on time. 314 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:37,531 Have you ordered? I'm told the Chilla pancakes here are not to be missed. 315 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,040 You're probably wondering why I requested this meeting. 316 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,320 I presume it's to tell me my services are no longer required. 317 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,160 Why would you think that? 318 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,640 Well, I've loved buying fabrics and textiles for you. 319 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,840 I'd have been doing it anyway. But... 320 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,040 we know it was a test run, to see if there was any demand. 321 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,680 And after three months we were either going 322 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,525 professional or giving the whole thing up. 323 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,040 We're going professional. 324 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,800 Oh, I'm delighted. 325 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,080 And please tell whoever it is that 326 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,120 I'm around to impart what little wisdom I... 327 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,968 Evelyn, we want to employ you. We want to go professional with you. 328 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,520 You have contacts. You have taste. 329 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,600 You can haggle the hind legs off a donkey. 330 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,960 We would like you to be in charge of sourcing 331 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,200 for our whole operation in this country. 332 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,280 I'm 79 years old. 333 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,320 We don't mind if you don't. 334 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,520 We'll give you a team to work under you, of course. 335 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,960 It's going to mean some travel. 336 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,320 - DOUGLAS: Good morning. - Oh! 337 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,720 I was just riding past on my bike and I saw you in here. 338 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,720 Well, I say riding, damn thing broke down again, I was pushing it. 339 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,530 - Do you mind if I join you? - JODI: No, please do. 340 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,200 I trust everyone's ordered the Chilla pancakes. 341 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,640 You haven't lived until you do. 342 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,640 - I'm Douglas, by the way. - Jodi. 343 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,240 Jodi's the representative of the company I've been working for. 344 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,520 You've talked about her. All good things. 345 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,080 They're mutual. Actually, I've just asked 346 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,561 if she'd like to join us officially. 347 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,405 Have you? 348 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,201 Well, congratulations. 349 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,360 It would mean a lot of traveling. 350 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,400 Yes, I expect so. You'll love that. 351 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,562 She hasn't said "yes" yet. 352 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,651 Well, she will. Of course she will. 353 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,570 What's stopping her? 354 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,400 You see I think the problem this time is the piston... 355 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,760 which must have had what we call a seizure. 356 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,480 But, luckily, Cyril at the bike shop 357 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:32,611 has this tool called a gudgeon pin remover... 358 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,080 which should minimize damage 359 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,000 to the bearing at either end of the con rod... 360 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,240 or, God forbid, the con rod itself. 361 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,051 I think you're just making these words up. 362 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,560 - Namaste. - Namaste. 363 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,087 Would you have asked my opinion? 364 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:48,882 Sorry? 365 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,880 If I hadn't have come in, 366 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,691 would you have talked it over with me before saying "yes"? 367 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,120 Of course I'd have told you tonight 368 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,800 and asked you what you thought. 369 00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,920 Thank you. 370 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,440 What do you think? 371 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,960 That you'll do it wonderfully. 372 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,360 NORMAN: Good morning, Ainslie. 373 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,760 Morning, you two. 374 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,800 Not riding the bike, Douglas? 375 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,040 No, the piston's seized up. 376 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:15,284 But luckily everything can be saved by a device called a gudgeon pin remover. 377 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,640 NORMAN: We just popped out for some of those pancakes. 378 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,041 I don't suppose you'd care to join... 379 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,440 EVELYN: Good Lord. Are you alright? 380 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,522 CAROL: I'm fine. 381 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,120 - Thank you. - Nothing I haven't done before. 382 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,640 Something must have gone wrong with his steering. 383 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,168 It almost looked as if he was aiming straight at you. 384 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,651 You could be killed by one of those things. 385 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,485 Oh, God. 386 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,720 How I wish I could prevail upon you to stay. 387 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,531 - Always leave them wanting more, Nimish. - (CHUCKLES) 388 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,360 Are we going to the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, madam? 389 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,800 There's another stop first, if you don't mind. 390 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,086 Goodbye, Nimish. 391 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,320 ABHILASH: Ah! 392 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,244 - Your Highness. - Welcome. 393 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,960 In this hand, I'm nothing but putty. 394 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,771 If you like it, you should put a ring on it. 395 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,601 Uh... 396 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,962 Would you mind waiting? I don't quite know how long I'll be. 397 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,044 Your command is my wish. 398 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,680 He will wait. 399 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,160 MADGE: Yes, but can you? 400 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,685 ABHILASH: Tough. 401 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,040 Break out the champagne! Let the klaxons sound! 402 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:42,411 For home are the happy hunters and fat is the lamb that we have slaughtered! 403 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,440 Namaste, Anokhi. 404 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,728 (BOTH SPEAKING HINDI) 405 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,200 - Namaste, madam. - Namaste, Anokhi. 406 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,280 (SPEAKING HINDI) 407 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,283 How was America? 408 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,286 - It made death more tempting. - (SUNAINA TRANSLATING) 409 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:07,360 Not bad biscuits, though. I can't call them cookies. 410 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,045 Oh, look. 411 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,005 These are for your mother, apke ma. 412 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,491 These are for your father, apke pita. 413 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,520 - Hello, beta. - Mummyji. 414 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,011 Come here. 415 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,160 I was just checking in a guest. 416 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,440 You scare the guests. 417 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,080 I'll do it. 418 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,760 She must be the reason why things are going so smoothly. 419 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:32,288 It takes teamwork to make a dream work, Mummyji. 420 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,205 Cousin Sapna. 421 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,809 And little Ranjan. 422 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,320 Thank you. 423 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,480 And there's more. 424 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,520 And breakfast is served on the terrace between 7:00 and 10:00, Miss Beech. 425 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,080 With roll-call at 9:00 precisely. 426 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,640 Roll-call? 427 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,960 To ensure that if anyone has left us in the night, 428 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,122 at least they will not lie undiscovered. 429 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,200 Although you, dear lady, are nearer 430 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,806 the menopause than the mortuary. 431 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,650 Do fill in, please. 432 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:10,561 Hello? 433 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,161 Yes? 434 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,960 Oh, good morning. 435 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,201 Good morning. 436 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,080 Is this the Marigold Hotel? 437 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,800 Do you have a reservation? 438 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,040 - No, it seems great to me. - I meant... 439 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,160 No, I know what you meant. 440 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,526 And, no, I don't have a booking. 441 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:33,320 Then you should plan your life a little better. The last room's just going. 442 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:38,720 With great pride and joy I offer you room 6, the jewel in our crown. 443 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,360 Overlooking the restaurant. 444 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,680 I was hoping for somewhere quite private. 445 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:43,800 SONNY: Another new guest. 446 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:48,040 Like lemmings they come to the cliff edge that is the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. 447 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,720 I'm so sorry, we're full up. 448 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,680 - That's disappointing. - Mmm. 449 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:57,560 Fail to prepare, sir... prepare to fail. I'm sorry, buddy. 450 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,160 Come, Miss Beech, your palace awaits. 451 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,680 I saw you at the airport, didn't I? 452 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,560 The man with only one bag. 453 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,246 GUY: Guy. Guy Chambers. 454 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,844 LAVINIA: Lavinia Beech. 455 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,331 The name again, please? 456 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,724 - Guy Chambers. - (DROPS LUGGAGE) 457 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,280 Mr. Chambers. Forgive me for the cursory nature of my greeting. 458 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,520 I am Sunil Indrajit Kapoor, owner and proprietor 459 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,960 of this great and sincerely profitable hotel. 460 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,000 I'm pleased to meet you... 461 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,280 Of course we have our most luxurious room available. 462 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,160 - We do? - One to which I will personally escort you. 463 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,840 Don't you want to see my passport? 464 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,680 Ah, I know who you are, Mr. Chambers. 465 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,680 I know who he is. Take Miss Beech to room 19. 466 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,720 Room 19 is not finished yet. 467 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,600 What can carpeting achieve that a good pair of slippers cannot? 468 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,400 I'd really rather the room that I... 469 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,120 Please, Miss Beech, say it walking... 470 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,920 I don't mind what room I have, really. 471 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,600 But I mind, good sir. I mind deeply. 472 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,960 Sonny. A word. 473 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:55,520 In one hot minute, my darling. 474 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,000 I'm just attending to this most significant gentleman. 475 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,400 Now. 476 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,685 One moment. 477 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,600 What is your problem? I have never seen such rudeness. 478 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,081 Bigger fish are frying, Sunaina. 479 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,080 Mr. Burley promised he would send someone to evaluate the hotel. 480 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,400 You told me he'd send someone... 481 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,440 He said he'd send his guy. 482 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,840 His guy! You see? He was sending me a message. 483 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,360 That's not much to go on. 484 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,440 Instinct, Sunaina. 485 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,160 Instinct is the nose of the mind. And I have a large nose. 486 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,846 It goes well with my poppy-out ears. 487 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,722 MURIEL: Yeah, these aren't bad. 488 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,720 Not bad at all. 489 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,040 You're happy? 490 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,800 When have you seen me happy? 491 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,320 Good evening, Mrs. Donnelly. 492 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,000 Evening, Mrs. Greenslade. 493 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,920 We understand there are grounds for optimism. 494 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,800 The boy did well. 495 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,360 And you? How did you find America? 496 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,840 I went with low expectations and came back disappointed. 497 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,320 (CHUCKLES) Given your age, I'm impressed you came back at all. 498 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,160 You're still standing, I see. 499 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,000 The old knee's hanging in there. 500 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,480 When's your next check-up? 501 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,000 Last week. And yours? 502 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,760 Tomorrow. We'll see what's come loose. 503 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,160 Evening, all. 504 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,004 - Evening, Mrs. Hardcastle. - Namaste. 505 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,160 Evening. Had a good day? 506 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,000 Wonderful. Spent every second of it together. 507 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,880 Suffocating. Spent every second of it together. 508 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,566 - He even followed me to the lavatory. - (CHUCKLES) 509 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Everyone, this is Lavinia Beech. 510 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,600 - MADGE: Good evening. - Hi. 511 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,160 You're a bit young, aren't you? 512 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,920 Well, I'm here for my mother. 513 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,320 Not that one needs an excuse to escape the six weeks of warm rain 514 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,040 that constitute an English summer. (LAUGHS) 515 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,841 She's thinking of coming for a longer stay. I'm the advance party. 516 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,800 You must be hungry. Please, come, sit down. 517 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,920 Not there, my darling. That is the special table, already reserved. 518 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,525 For who? 519 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,280 Lordy lord, have mercy on my ovaries. 520 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,360 Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen... 521 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,400 this is the great Guy Chambers. 522 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,643 As welcome as he is fragrant. 523 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:10,280 Hello. 524 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,560 MADGE: Hello. 525 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,880 Good to meet you all. 526 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,760 Perhaps tomorrow you will allow me to 527 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,049 take you on a tour of our magnificent Pink City. 528 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,240 But now I shall bring you food guaranteed 529 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,721 to tickle even your most talented taste buds. 530 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,240 Well, that was thorough. Find any polyps up there? 531 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,360 He's the one. 532 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,480 What one? 533 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,040 Our evaluator. 534 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,920 Sent to decide if we are to be franchise or footnote. 535 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,923 What's your evidence? 536 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,440 The nose knows, Mrs. Donnelly. 537 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,240 Oh, right. So that's bollocks, then. 538 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,450 I'm here writing a book, as a matter of fact. A novel. 539 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,280 - That's a coincidence because I read novels. - GUY: Oh. 540 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,000 Have you written others? 541 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,003 No. (CHUCKLES) No, this is my first. 542 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,280 It's just been kind of a dream until now. 543 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,488 Any other dreams I can help you with? 544 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,921 NORMAN: So, what's it about? 545 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,927 It's about getting older, really. And all that entails. 546 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:13,762 A sense of emptiness, of loss. A gradual narrowing of one's... 547 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,809 Yes, well, you've come to the right place for that. 548 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:29,800 Yes, yes. Now listen. It's covered in scorpions. 549 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,400 How many tuk-tuks are there with bloody scorpions on them? 550 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,211 And the driver is completely lethal. 551 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,800 Of course I don't know his name but he's got one eye. 552 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,640 - There you are. - Oh, my God. 553 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:47,169 Now listen, you. I don't want any more excuses. Just do it! 554 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,486 (SCOFFS) That was the club. There's been a power cut... 555 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,320 and apparently some of the food 556 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,920 for the party tonight is slightly on the turn. 557 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,200 I'm sure you'll sort it, darling. 558 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,800 There's a problem with the party? 559 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,200 No, no problem with the party, my darling. 560 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,489 Carol. Carol, where are you going? 561 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,240 To the travel agency where I work. 562 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,800 Why don't I walk with you? 563 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,840 No need. See you later. 564 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,321 Mrs. Hardcastle. Is there a problem with the party? 565 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,400 Better not be. It's the club's biggest night 566 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,528 for years. Can't afford slip-ups. 567 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,680 There was a power cut. 568 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,171 Norman. 569 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,200 - Douglas. - Hello. 570 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,200 You missed roll-call. I thought we'd lost you. 571 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,880 I was here early. Cyril's helping me. 572 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:57,360 I need to get all this sorted for the wedding. I've got this whole... 573 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,560 bike thing planned. 574 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,400 Turns out, it wasn't a piston problem at all. 575 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,560 Something to do with the carburetor. So... 576 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,400 - (LAUGHING) - You don't care, do you? 577 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,600 Only insomuch as it matters to you. 578 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,569 But still you came. 579 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,920 Listen. I'm going to Mumbai in a couple of days. 580 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,240 I know, for Laura's conference. 581 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,528 I was thinking, why don't you come? 582 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,611 She's my daughter, I'd like you to meet her. 583 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:25,360 Of course. But I'm not sure I can make a trip like that. 584 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,760 Silly idea. 585 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,200 With the new job and everything. I shouldn't even be going myself. 586 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,960 Plenty of tours to fail to guide... 587 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,600 and the bike still isn't finished. 588 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:34,800 I would love to meet her. 589 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,246 It'll happen. 590 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,040 Oh... will I see you tonight? 591 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,800 - What? - The engagement party. 592 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,600 DOUGLAS: Absolutely. I wouldn't miss it. 593 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,760 EVELYN: Wonderful. 594 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,649 - Bye. - Bye. 595 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,683 You should marry that girl. 596 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,840 I want to. 597 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:57,960 (MRS. KAPOOR AND ANOKHI SPEAKING HINDI) 598 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,929 Where's our new guest? 599 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,280 Which one? 600 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,646 The American... 601 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,288 I didn't see him at breakfast... 602 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,281 (BOTH SPEAKING HINDI) 603 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,520 Good morning. 604 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,681 Ah. 605 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,960 The man with no plan who still gets the best room. 606 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,960 I felt really bad about that. 607 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,880 Not bad enough to swap with her. 608 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,408 No, I did swap. After dinner last night. 609 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,400 So how's the new room? 610 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,961 Monastic. Which I prefer. 611 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,200 No need to tell the proprietor about this. 612 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,840 He's not the fastest fox in the forest. 613 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,850 He's my son. 614 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,560 GUY: And a fine fellow he is. You must be very proud. 615 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,520 Don't speak to the guests, Mummyji. 616 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,960 Mr. Chambers was just telling me 617 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,361 how comfortable he is at the hotel. 618 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:58,169 I'm both delighted and unsurprised. But really, no speaking. 619 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,883 Hope to see you again. 620 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,889 Go on, Mummyji. (CLEARS THROAT) 621 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,720 And now, good sir, for our tour. 622 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,360 Let us find Vikram and his beautiful minibus, 623 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,960 and taste the pleasures of our fine city. 624 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,920 Could I come along? I was just about to brave the city on my own. 625 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,600 Madam, this perfect specimen and I 626 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,680 were planning to spend the day alone together. 627 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,200 - I didn't mean to intrude. - Of course she can come. 628 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,930 Of course you can come. 629 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,044 MADGE: It's difficult. 630 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:37,080 Every morning I take a taxi to the roundabout and I have a decision. 631 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,720 I can either go left to Nimish... 632 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,967 or right to Abhilash. Both of whom love me. 633 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,210 I'm pretty sure they're going to propose soon enough. 634 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,360 Just because I'm looking at you when you talk, 635 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,640 don't think I'm interested or listening. 636 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,280 Thing is, I don't know who to say "yes" to. 637 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,566 MURIEL: Well... 638 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,640 No, I don't care. 639 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,325 MALE DOCTOR: Mrs. Donnelly? 640 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,402 The fun just never starts. 641 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:14,640 (TRUMPETS) 642 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:19,681 SONNY: ...who gave us our name and protected us with his six noble gates. 643 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,960 Patterned our concourse with boulevards 644 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,522 of generous proportion and exquisite grace. 645 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,121 (SPEAKING HINDI) 646 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,280 SONNY: ...and crowned his achievement with 647 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,886 the magnificence that is the Hawa Mahal. 648 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,525 The Palace Of The Winds. 649 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,680 GUY: This is the palace? 650 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,049 This is the Supreme Quality Hotel. 651 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,280 Well played indeed, my friend. 652 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,760 Your eye does not flicker and the cards 653 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:02,160 stay close to your noble chest. 654 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,920 I don't know what you're talking about. Why are we here? 655 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,321 Let us look around and you will see. 656 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,520 Please, come. Come, come, come. 657 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,640 Clearly whoever named this establishment had a sense of mischief. 658 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,240 But had he named it the Supreme Potential Hotel... 659 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,085 then, my friends, we would be talking. 660 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,840 I wanted to ask you about your mother. 661 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,120 I can only apologize. 662 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,520 Here is our planned installation of an elevator. 663 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:36,280 Easy access for the elderly to the higher floors before they make the... 664 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,040 greatest climb of all. 665 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,880 And from here to the hospital it is but a short walk or a stretcher ride. 666 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,000 What about your father? Where is he? 667 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,600 - Scattered on holy waters. - Sorry. 668 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,840 Finding, at last, the peace my mother denied him while he lived. 669 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,764 Why, why do you ask? 670 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,526 I don't know, I'm just really struck by her. 671 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,240 By whom? 672 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,401 I'm sorry? 673 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,040 By whom were you struck? 674 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,531 By your mother. 675 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,160 My mother? 676 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,360 Your mother, yeah. 677 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,760 Sorry to butt in, could I just... 678 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,520 - My mother? - Your mother. 679 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,040 Do you own this place? 680 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,480 Yes. 681 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,760 It is the most recent addition to our burgeoning empire. 682 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,922 Not the last time I looked. 683 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,521 SONNY: Kushal? 684 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,404 To what do we owe this... pain? 685 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,924 Funny guy. 686 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,400 Kushal Kadania. 687 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,680 Hi. Guy Chambers. 688 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,800 - Lavinia Beech. - Great pleasure. 689 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:40,480 Why are you here, Kushal? And please explain the hat. 690 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,325 So what do you think? You like the place? 691 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,440 I think it could be really great. Yes, I do. 692 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,080 How clever of Sonny to buy it. 693 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,600 Except he didn't buy it. 694 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,080 You speak for me? How do you know? 695 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:55,481 Because I did. I closed the deal yesterday. 696 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,000 You wouldn't want to read this, darling. 697 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,200 Please excuse her, madam. 698 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,040 Hello. I don't think I ever caught your name. 699 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,600 Babul, madam. 700 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,360 Is this your daughter? 701 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,440 My niece, Aaina. 702 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:21,280 She was in an accident and needs many hours of physiotherapy. 703 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,400 And you bring her, and wait? 704 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,131 There's no present like the time. 705 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,929 - I also bring banana chips. - Oh. 706 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,560 Shall we go? 707 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,240 Is everything alright? 708 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,560 Oh, it's fine. Fine. Who's that? 709 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,360 Goodbye. My driver, Babul. 710 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,443 He knows a thing or two. 711 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,480 Please tell me there'll be something 712 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,200 for the old people to dance to. 713 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,400 Because we can still shake it, you know. 714 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,480 - Don't worry, Aruva's a professional. - (CHUCKLES) 715 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,760 So when do you and Sunaina do your dance? 716 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,083 It depends on whether Sonny ever gets here for the rehearsal. 717 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,802 - Sonny. - In-laws. 718 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,001 Beta. 719 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,840 - Jay. - You're late. 720 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,960 It's a pleasure to see you. 721 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,720 A ray of sunshine on a dark day. 722 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,880 - JAY: Sonny boy. - Don't call me that. 723 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,280 Your friend Kush has cheated us 724 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,680 out of what is rightfully ours. 725 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,400 What are you talking about? 726 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,040 - Kush is in town? - SAMARTH: You didn't tell us. 727 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:15,600 JAY: How did he cheat you? 728 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,520 By snatching from us the Supreme Quality Hotel. 729 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,520 - Had you made an offer on it? - We don't have the money yet. 730 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:21,640 Then how did he cheat you? 731 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,240 You think he didn't know we were planning to buy it? 732 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,480 Sonny. The place has been on the market for over a year. 733 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,680 - I saw it, I contacted my investor. - Your father. 734 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,440 And my investor agreed that we should make a move before the price went up. 735 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,160 How hard it must be not to choke 736 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,970 on the silver spoon in your mouth. 737 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,720 Ask him if he knew. 738 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,320 Did you know anything? 739 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,560 Would I have bought the place if I had? 740 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,802 His tongue is forked and he lies like a rug! 741 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,800 Why are you being like this? 742 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,600 KUSHAL: Isn't this somebody's engagement party? We have a dance to rehearse. 743 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,520 - I know how to dance. - You still have to rehearse. 744 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,364 That's why I'm here. 745 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,921 Shall we? 746 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,804 (INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 747 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,282 Host is looking dapper. 748 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,167 - What? - You, Norman. Very spruce. 749 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,284 Ah. (CHUCKLES) Well. 750 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,963 Big night, isn't it? 751 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,645 A happy conclusion to a slightly bumpy journey. 752 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,600 That's really the point, isn't it? 753 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,287 For all relationships, the journey. 754 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,169 It's not enough to stand still. There's gotta be... 755 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,124 progress. Movement towards something. 756 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:37,040 Because the really frustrating thing is, we could be 757 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,009 madly happy. 758 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,800 And not to take the risk, when it's so close 759 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,566 you could almost reach out and... 760 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,450 touch it. 761 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,520 (SIGHS) 762 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,331 The great and terrible thing about life... 763 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,362 there's just so much bloody... 764 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,251 potential. 765 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,800 All of which is almost certainly nonsense and I've no idea what I'm talking about. 766 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,800 Tell me about you, Norman. What's biting your bum today? 767 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:11,847 Me? 768 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,804 I think I might have taken out a hit on my girlfriend. 769 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,120 JODI: You're going to have to drive some pretty 770 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,770 hard bargains with the factory owners. 771 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:29,564 And there's been a switch. Your first port of call's not Delhi, it's Mumbai. 772 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,320 You're gonna have to get used to that. 773 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,680 I can't tell you the family holidays I'd have had to blow out... 774 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,604 if I had a family. 775 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,800 Are you going to take Douglas? 776 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,040 I don't know. I hadn't thought. 777 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,480 How long have you guys been together? 778 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,880 We're not. 779 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,320 Oh, sorry, I thought you were. 780 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,404 No, well... We're not "not" together. 781 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,928 I'm going to be so late for this party. 782 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,164 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 783 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:08,561 (SPEAKING HINDI) 784 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,687 MADGE: Both suitors at the same party... 785 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,960 does give one rather a frisson. 786 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,240 Then why are you hiding? 787 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:24,450 It's been a while since I had one suitor, let alone two. (CHUCKLES) 788 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,000 Something of a dry spell. 789 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:31,688 Water doesn't flow till you turn the tap on. Pick someone tonight. 790 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:40,200 Mrs. Donnelly. Forgive me for not escorting you to the clinic, but... 791 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,720 our plans for expansion have hit a roadblock. 792 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,200 What kind of roadblock? 793 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,408 Good evening, Mrs. Donnelly. 794 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,280 Oh, you look so beautiful. 795 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,808 Sonny, your mother needs to spend some time with my parents. 796 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,360 For the guest of honor. 797 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,640 We are the guests of honor. 798 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,200 GUY: Congratulations. This is just a wonderful night. 799 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,409 I was thinking of celebrating by asking your mother for a dance. 800 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,366 - Whose mother? - Your mother. 801 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,087 Really? 802 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,880 You're looking very fine tonight, Norman. 803 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,408 I don't suppose you've seen Carol anywhere, have you? 804 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,405 (CHUCKLES) Here... 805 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:23,720 Thank you. I find it awfully hard not to wipe my fingers on my trousers. 806 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,400 I've noticed. 807 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:29,080 Jean used to accuse me of doing it deliberately to annoy her. 808 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,480 Whereas, the best way was to stand in front of her 809 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,320 and fold up a road map the wrong way. 810 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,680 You're happy. 811 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,600 I've just got a text from Laura. Well, five texts, 812 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,000 although I could only read the first one. 813 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,920 I hate this machine. 814 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,520 Turns out she's coming here. 815 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,080 I thought she was going to Mumbai. 816 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:47,760 She's taking a diversion to see her old man. In his natural habitat. 817 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,080 That's wonderful. 818 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,925 So the two of you will finally get to meet. 819 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,480 And she can see for herself that 820 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,610 all the things I've told her about you are true. 821 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,610 Mmm. Mmm. Oh. 822 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,330 - (LAUGHING) - Mmm. Oh. 823 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,008 I hear you're going to dance tonight. 824 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,280 We met before. I'm Lavinia. 825 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,204 - Lavinia. Absolutely. - (CHUCKLES) 826 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,120 You're probably thinking I'm a little young 827 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,566 to be staying at the Marigold. 828 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,566 - Either that or your plastic surgeon's a genius. - (LAUGHING) 829 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,964 I'm... quite interested in your new place. 830 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,160 Come by again sometime. 831 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,324 Maybe I will. Or maybe I won't. 832 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,444 That means I will. 833 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,840 SONNY: Mummyji. Guy Chambers has chosen you. 834 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,520 A great mystery for another time. 835 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,600 But the moment he beckons, you must join him 836 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,683 on the dance floor to throw some shapes. 837 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,040 - I don't think so. - Why not? 838 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,920 The man is so handsome he has me 839 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,760 urgently questioning my own sexuality. 840 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,840 What's left of our hopes for the hotel are 841 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,321 in his hands. So, please, take one for the team. 842 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:07,360 Are you pimping out your own mother? 843 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,840 No, no, not at all. No. 844 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,440 Although, yes. 845 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,601 (EXCLAIMS IN DISMAY) 846 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:17,721 Ah! 847 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,240 Madge. I can't find Carol anywhere. 848 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,360 Norman, quick, kiss me. 849 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,480 What? 850 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,768 - You know you want to. - I don't want to. 851 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,764 Well, I wouldn't mind but... 852 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:41,640 I'm sorry, Norman. I can't do this. I'm in love with someone else. 853 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:42,840 Fair enough. 854 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,760 I'm breaking your heart. I'm sorry. 855 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,000 I'll get over it. 856 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,286 Forgive me. 857 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,564 Now, have either of you seen Carol? 858 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,126 I honestly thought it might help. 859 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,360 I thought if I could see them at the same time, 860 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,240 I'd know which one I preferred... 861 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,244 which port in the storm I'd choose. 862 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,441 But it didn't work out that way. 863 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,204 Some you win, my lady, and some you learn. 864 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,920 And I don't know why, but I rather snubbed his kind invitation... 865 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,360 to go with him to Mumbai. 866 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,603 Where, as it turns out, I'm going anyway. 867 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,285 So we'd actually be there together. 868 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,081 (SIGHS) 869 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,923 I don't know if I'm excited or terrified. 870 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,926 Sometimes it seems to me that the difference between... 871 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:07,371 what we want and what we fear... 872 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,807 is the width of an eyelash. 873 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,486 I'm sorry, were you talking to me? 874 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,680 Oh, the hearing's gone then, obviously. 875 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,286 Yeah, along with your backbone. 876 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,520 I don't know why I tell you anything. 877 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,880 Because I'm older and wiser. 878 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,640 19 days older. 879 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,043 That's the entire lifespan of a wasp. 880 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,485 (SOFTLY) Go on, talk to him. 881 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,526 Look, we don't have to dance. We could just talk. 882 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,005 Well, we start by you telling me what your name is. 883 00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,204 It's Mrs. Kapoor. 884 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:01,881 That's all I get? 885 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,000 Mmm-hmm. That's all you get. 886 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,200 Huh. Alright, um... 887 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,361 Um... 888 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,520 Okay, I'm 64. I am single... 889 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:16,766 and my wife left me a couple of years ago. I don't know why. 890 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:21,485 Uh, I'm generally kinder to people than to animals. 891 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,120 Not that I'm mean to animals, I'm not. 892 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,400 I like animals. Especially dogs. 893 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,400 What do you want from me? 894 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,245 I don't know, just a little back and forth. A little... 895 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,963 I went, now you go. 896 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,480 What do you really want? 897 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,801 (CHUCKLES) I don't know. 898 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,445 I don't know. 899 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,720 I prefer cats. 900 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:42,564 I figured. 901 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,524 Have dinner with me. 902 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,204 Whenever you want. 903 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:51,880 We can go tomorrow night. Night after that. That's... 904 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,566 Or I could book a table right here, if you want? 905 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,040 What makes you think I'll say yes? 906 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,800 I'm hoping you already did. Just not out loud. 907 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,240 SAMARTH ON MIC: Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests... 908 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,085 the moment you've all been waiting for. 909 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,040 Please welcome to the dance floor, Jay and Kush... 910 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:15,240 She is totally frosting him. The evening's a disaster. 911 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,402 This is our night, Sonny. 912 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,926 - Ours. - (CROWD CHEERING) 913 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,485 (INDIAN SONG PLAYING) 914 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,451 (GUESTS GASPING) 915 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,201 Nobody... nobody panic. 916 00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,320 Are you okay? 917 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:03,200 NORMAN: It's just a little outage. Soon have it sorted. 918 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,400 MURIEL: You better pray I don't find you in the dark. 919 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,400 - I don't believe this. - Norman?! 920 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:08,920 Carol, darling, where are you? 921 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,360 Neither do I. It's outrageous. 922 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,360 Don't pretend you're not relieved. 923 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,960 You think I'd organize a power cut? 924 00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,531 The only thing you did organize. 925 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:17,040 I had more important things to see to. 926 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,920 What is more important than your engagement? 927 00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,520 If I could see where your leg is, I'd kick it. 928 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,920 Then I wouldn't have to dance and you could stay on the floor with your Kushti. 929 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:30,085 Who dances like he does everything... better than me. 930 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,411 Really? 931 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,886 Really. 932 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,209 Sunaina, wait. 933 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,361 You're screwing up, Sonny boy. 934 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,080 I went to one once where the best man 935 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:57,880 - and the groom were found in bed together. - (LAUGHING) 936 00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,640 Which still went slightly better than tonight. 937 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,400 NORMAN: I'm sure I paid that bill. 938 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,920 CAROL: It was a power cut, it happens. 939 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,120 NORMAN: Just, please, no-one tell Madge. 940 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,600 No-one tell Madge what? 941 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,080 Oh, God. 942 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,280 Douglas? 943 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:12,487 Yes? 944 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:17,328 Um, Laura's coming tomorrow, that's wonderful. I can't wait to meet her. 945 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:22,768 But, absurdly, um, as it happens, I now have to go to Mumbai. 946 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,560 Oh. 947 00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:26,240 But I was wondering... 948 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:30,246 I mean I was thinking that when you come for the conference... 949 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,280 we could... 950 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,280 I don't know how long I'm going to be there 951 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,960 but the time that I am perhaps we could... 952 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,281 Hello, Dad. 953 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,561 Darling! 954 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,283 JEAN: Hello, Douglas. 955 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,565 Darling?! 956 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,404 Hello, Evelyn. 957 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,480 It was all so delightfully last minute. 958 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,640 Yes, a bit of warning would have been nice. 959 00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:58,800 You didn't get my texts? 960 00:50:58,960 --> 00:50:59,961 I hate that machine. 961 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:04,720 Laura's giving a speech at an international conference. Aren't you, darling? 962 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:08,480 About the exponential growth of internet start-ups... 963 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,160 and the consequent effect on... I'll shut up now. 964 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,040 And when she mentioned she'd been offered 965 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,160 two return flights, first class, of course... 966 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,440 I couldn't resist the chance to come out 967 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,967 and visit the old crumbling ruins. 968 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,005 And see how the hotel was doing as well. (LAUGHS) 969 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:30,840 Daniel has been saying I was looking tired and could do with a holiday. 970 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,005 It's typically him to be so considerate and caring. 971 00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,320 Daniel? 972 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,963 Daniel Green. He's a country solicitor. And my boyfriend. 973 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,921 It was actually his idea that I come and speak about this in person. 974 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,520 Apparently, we have three options: 975 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,040 desertion, unreasonable behavior... 976 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,886 or adultery. A rather unholy trinity. (CHUCKLES) 977 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,004 You can take your pick. 978 00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,000 I don't understand. 979 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,527 Daniel's proposed to me, Douglas. 980 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,009 He's asked me to marry him. 981 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,842 I'm here to get a divorce. 982 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,051 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING) 983 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,400 SONNY: Ms. Lavinia Beech. 984 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,085 LAVINIA: Here. Yes, thank you. 985 00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:27,920 SONNY: Mr. Guy Chambers. 986 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,320 I am here. 987 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,689 Mrs. Jean and Miss Laura Ainslie. 988 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,690 You can see us! 989 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,560 Mr. Douglas Ainslie. 990 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,768 DOUGLAS: Here, I'm here. Yeah. 991 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,400 SONNY: Mrs. Muriel Donnelly. 992 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:45,891 What's left. 993 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,200 SONNY: Mrs. Madge Hardcastle. 994 00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,601 Present. Still fuming. 995 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,764 Mrs. Evelyn Greenslade. 996 00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,360 Mrs. Evelyn Green... 997 00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:58,681 Can't find her. 998 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,685 She's gone. 999 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,289 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1000 00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,449 This is very exciting. 1001 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,521 EVELYN: Not too short notice, I hope. 1002 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,960 You've been to Mumbai before, surely? 1003 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,283 Oh, yes, many times. Very many times. 1004 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,280 - So you've never been? - Never. 1005 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,600 But I've got many relatives there. 1006 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:30,761 Yes. 1007 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,600 Hari, I wonder, could you do me a favor from now on? 1008 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,480 I think it's important if we're going to be working together. 1009 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,325 Could you always just tell me the truth? 1010 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,400 Very well. But I must warn you, Miss Evelyn... 1011 00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,640 I'll be the only one doing that. 1012 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,320 These are serious business negotiations. 1013 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:53,485 No more playing on the porch with the puppies. You're a big dog now. 1014 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,885 NORMAN: Carol! 1015 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,006 Taxi! 1016 00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:18,241 Sunaina... 1017 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,407 you're waiting for an apology. 1018 00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:26,560 You deserve one. Although the power cut was not of my doing... 1019 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:29,520 I nevertheless plunged the night into darkness. 1020 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:34,368 For that there is no excuse and I am completely and sincerely sorry. 1021 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,080 - Thank you. - In my defense... 1022 00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:40,560 You said there was no excuse! 1023 00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:42,520 Kushal is machinating against me. 1024 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,240 Because he bought a building? 1025 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,720 He didn't even know you were interested in it. 1026 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,960 "Coincidence" is just a word for when we cannot see the bigger plan. 1027 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,646 All your guests are happy here. 1028 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,880 Nobody is going anywhere else. 1029 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,800 Let us delay this conversation until the moment I'm proved right... 1030 00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,645 when perhaps it will be your turn to apologize to me. 1031 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,600 Dear Mr. Chambers. I have your breakfast. 1032 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,091 GUY: Ah, wonderful. 1033 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,400 Excuse me. 1034 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,160 A little patience, please, dear lady. 1035 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:09,880 What would you like, Miss Beech? 1036 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,400 Could I have a cup of tea, please? 1037 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:12,891 I'll get you a fresh pot. 1038 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,800 Just hot water and a teabag on the side would be marvelous. 1039 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:19,480 Lavinia was curious about that new place you showed us. 1040 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,080 The Supreme Quality, was that the name? 1041 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:22,320 I don't recall. 1042 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,280 Kushal thought the lift might be 1043 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,240 rather a bonus for my darling mum. 1044 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,920 Six stairs without a rest is about all she can manage now. 1045 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,400 Maybe we should take another look. 1046 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,404 And also because the new proprietor is quite handsome. (LAUGHS) 1047 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,762 Truly, madam, you're on fire today. 1048 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:40,280 Can't you make this thing go any faster? 1049 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,920 My pedal is to the metal, boss. 1050 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:45,766 Look, I'll give you everything in my wallet. I'll give you my wallet. 1051 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,931 Okay. Then let's go through the floor. 1052 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,682 BABUL: Left or right, madam? 1053 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,720 I'm sorry, what? 1054 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:09,600 Uh, when we reach the turning, 1055 00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,604 with which gentleman do you wish to spend your time? 1056 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,490 Oh, um, left. 1057 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,802 How's your niece doing? 1058 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,282 She's bored and frustrated. 1059 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:23,920 Her first question to the doctor 1060 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,480 was whether she would still be able to dance. 1061 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,640 Is she good? 1062 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,121 She makes movement into magic. 1063 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,480 You have no children yourself? 1064 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,969 I did not marry, madam. 1065 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,482 I just never fell in love. 1066 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,529 Didn't stop me. 1067 00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:59,526 Stop here! 1068 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,729 Hey, wait! Wait! 1069 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:10,920 Listen. Whatever I said to you the other night, you have got to forget it. 1070 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,686 Oh, my very generous friend! 1071 00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:18,206 No, no. The deal is off. Do you understand? 1072 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,360 It is over! 1073 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,206 You want to do a deal with me? We can do deal, sir. 1074 00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:25,681 (TUK-TUK DEPARTING) 1075 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,680 You... haven't understood a word 1076 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,207 of what I've been talking about, have you? 1077 00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:44,721 You... 1078 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,049 you just... brought her to work. 1079 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:50,720 Yes. 1080 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:51,881 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1081 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,481 Ah. 1082 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:11,247 NORMAN: Darling... 1083 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,920 - DOUGLAS: So do we have this clear? - ASSISTANT: Very clear, Uncle. 1084 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,000 - DOUGLAS: Are you sure? - ASSISTANT: Very sure, Uncle. 1085 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,360 DOUGLAS: We're not messing this up. 1086 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,760 ASSISTANT: Categorically not. 1087 00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:53,130 Because this is showtime. So, let's run through it again. 1088 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:58,520 I stay here with the computer. You go in the garden and I'll dictate to you... 1089 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,760 so that no-one discovers that your mind is empty. 1090 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,446 Good. And when your friends invite you to play with them? 1091 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,800 I'll tell them where to stick their ball. 1092 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,160 JEAN: This is terribly exciting. I was too exhausted 1093 00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,480 to do much tourism the first time. 1094 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:15,960 The irony of depression. Tired all day and awake all night. (LAUGHS) 1095 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,120 Now I sleep wonderfully. 1096 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,680 Although one does rather miss a rose on one's pillow in the morning. 1097 00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:23,600 Have you met Daniel? 1098 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:24,800 Mum keeps promising. 1099 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,040 I'm saving him up. 1100 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:29,000 Have you thought about our conversation last night? 1101 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,280 Which option are you plumping for? 1102 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,480 The thing is... 1103 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,240 as I recall, you deserted me 1104 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,360 and I'm not sure I was entirely unreasonable. 1105 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,080 It'll have to be adultery, then. 1106 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:39,844 Not guilty. 1107 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,200 Yes, but surely, by now... 1108 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,441 Mum! 1109 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,600 That's a sorry state of affairs. 1110 00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,520 What on earth are you waiting for? 1111 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,160 Is that why she left so suddenly? 1112 00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,004 Oh, look, there's your fan club. 1113 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,484 I think she actually went to start her new job. 1114 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:58,051 What a busy little pensioner bee she is. 1115 00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,601 (CHUCKLES) 1116 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,520 FACTORY OWNER: This is a process that takes many weeks 1117 01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,840 and involves 12 separate dyes... 1118 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,560 to produce the finished product. 1119 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:10,200 The intricate patterns require 40 passes over the cloth... 1120 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,360 and each pass involves the entire length of the table. 1121 01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:16,480 There are 8 tables in this room and 24 in all. 1122 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:20,120 We will process around 2,000 meters of cloth in a day. 1123 01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:23,000 And as you know, ma'am, the workforce is highly skilled. 1124 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,721 The best that can be found in all India. Please, follow me. 1125 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,880 Be honest. 1126 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,560 This man took one look at me and thinks he can charge us double. 1127 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,120 - No. - No? 1128 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,520 Four times. Read this and learn it fast. 1129 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:41,368 And when I run my fingers through my hair, say it with great authority. 1130 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,120 FACTORY OWNER: I'm sorry. I cannot go below 50,000 per crate. 1131 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:45,560 My costs will not permit it. 1132 01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,000 EVELYN: 30 really is the most we can offer. 1133 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,240 I'm not sure you understand the work involved. 1134 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,560 I understand perfectly, but 30 is our limit. 1135 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,840 Then we can do no business. 1136 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,080 I thank you and your assistant for coming here. 1137 01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,320 He's my partner, not my assistant... 1138 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,600 and he has full authority to conduct this negotiation himself. 1139 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,120 Of course. 1140 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,760 My friend... 1141 01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:08,920 we can get four for this price anywhere else. 1142 01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,640 You're just asking more because it's her... 1143 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,080 You think because you're with this white woman... 1144 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,080 that you've climbed a treetop? 1145 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,520 You think her white hair is going to fluster me? 1146 01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:19,760 Don't talk rubbish! 1147 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,720 Just because you've caught hold... 1148 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,160 of some old white buffalo... 1149 01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,600 you think I'm going to give in ...?! 1150 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,730 (SPEAKING HINDI) 1151 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,962 Every single word ...? 1152 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,244 25,000 Rupees... Done. 1153 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,360 EVELYN: What did I say? 1154 01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,640 That you understood every word he was saying... 1155 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,840 and he should have more respect for his elders. 1156 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,843 - Well, he does now. - (BOTH LAUGHING) 1157 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,849 I thought you'd have left for the Sangeet already. 1158 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:26,204 - Where have you been? - I was working late. 1159 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,520 You'd gone before I woke up. 1160 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:33,526 I was working early. And I did tell you, darling. 1161 01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:36,681 Right. 1162 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,801 You've missed me, you sweet man. 1163 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,845 Let me get changed, hmm? We'll go together. 1164 01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,881 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1165 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,966 (INAUDIBLE) 1166 01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,248 MURIEL: Are you not worried about him? 1167 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:32,002 There's no point in worrying if there's nothing you can do. 1168 01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:37,360 Sonny, in a few days we will all be one family. 1169 01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:40,680 And in this family, we do not tell each other what to do. 1170 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,240 We talk to each other, beta. We listen. 1171 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,200 Guys, I know you're worried, but it will be okay. 1172 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,840 I will find another hotel into which we can expand. 1173 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,320 Why don't you just talk to Kush. Okay? 1174 01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,080 Please, Sonny, talk to him. 1175 01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:55,766 Just listen to what he has to say. 1176 01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:59,080 And just like that, another good party dies a death. 1177 01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,925 Sonny, thanks for hearing me out. 1178 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,281 I want us to form a partnership. 1179 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:12,090 Outsourcing old age. It's a brilliant idea. 1180 01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:13,560 It's brilliant and it's working. 1181 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,720 But to keep growing, you've got to have somewhere to grow into. 1182 01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:18,120 You were going to buy the hotel. 1183 01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,200 I'm proposing we own it together. 1184 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:24,365 As part of the company we form together, equal partners. 1185 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:26,200 I know you began this journey on your own, 1186 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:29,443 but you've gone as far as you can without help. 1187 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,885 Without me. 1188 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:33,810 What do you say? 1189 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,920 I can see you're talking now, Kushal. 1190 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,722 Your lips are moving. 1191 01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:44,640 But all I hear is the soft hiss of treachery and betrayal. 1192 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,880 - This was your plan all along. - I had no plan! 1193 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,240 Mrs. Donnelly, can you please talk to this guy? 1194 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,080 JAMUNA: What's your advice, Mrs. Donnelly? 1195 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,480 Never to give any. 1196 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:56,560 Listen, think about it, take some time. 1197 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,000 Long as you want. Five minutes? 1198 01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,161 (LAUGHS) 1199 01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:05,008 Five is more than enough. 1200 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:17,681 Is there really nothing you can do? 1201 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,360 MRS. KAPOOR: Are you really writing a book? 1202 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,443 (GUY CHUCKLING) Well, I'm trying, yeah. 1203 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:49,604 My son thinks you're not who you say you are. 1204 01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,049 Is that why you came? 1205 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,120 So tell me about your book. 1206 01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,805 Ah, okay. 1207 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:03,400 Well... The story's changed quite a bit. 1208 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:07,884 It was meant to be a story about the end of things but now... 1209 01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:11,404 maybe it's about the beginning of them. 1210 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,249 It's about a man who... 1211 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,720 whose life has fallen apart... 1212 01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:22,360 and he's done what people do when they've been bruised. 1213 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,091 He circles the wagons, he shuts down. 1214 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:31,045 But now he's, he's come somewhere very far away and... 1215 01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:34,369 suddenly he's awake. 1216 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:37,562 His blood is moving. He's... 1217 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:41,403 It's the place, it's the extraordinary place. 1218 01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,004 But mostly... 1219 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:47,524 it's this person that he's met there. 1220 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:55,884 And how does... 1221 01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:58,569 How does she feel? 1222 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,040 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1223 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:03,720 Well, she doesn't know. Not immediately, of course not. 1224 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,884 That would be kind of a short story if she did. 1225 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,521 I think that she's scared. 1226 01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:18,440 And I'm sure that she was an incredibly... beautiful young woman... 1227 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:22,286 and she knows she's not that young anymore. Although to him... 1228 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,202 to him she looks wonderful. 1229 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,725 But she wouldn't trust him if he said that, so... 1230 01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:35,202 Actually, I don't think she trusts anybody, really. 1231 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:39,765 Least of all herself, which is probably a sign that she's become... 1232 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:44,127 become someone who she doesn't really wanna be. 1233 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:50,722 And every day that goes by makes it harder to remember... 1234 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:54,480 that she once was passionate, willful. 1235 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:58,486 She disapproves of those things. Now she fears them. 1236 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,481 Which is why he's not pushing. 1237 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,604 For now... 1238 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:11,842 For now he just wants an evening with her. 1239 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:14,930 And another. 1240 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:19,922 To see what happens. 1241 01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,044 That's my story. 1242 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,651 Or at least what I know of it so far. 1243 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,009 (SIGHS) 1244 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:53,360 Shall we write the next chapter? 1245 01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:57,805 SONNY: I don't know what to do, Mrs. Donnelly. 1246 01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:02,405 I used always to dream of the future... 1247 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,365 but now all I see is him in front of me. 1248 01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:09,805 Looking back and laughing. Having taken from me my livelihood... 1249 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,564 and my Sunaina. 1250 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:20,488 You know, there's a long list of things I don't care for. 1251 01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:24,244 Doctors, sunburn. Mosquitoes. 1252 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,480 People who outstay their welcome. 1253 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:30,406 I could go on forever. But there is one thing... 1254 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:34,447 I cannot bear and that's self-pity. 1255 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:41,082 It destroys everything around it. Now don't be that idiot. 1256 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,240 Don't let that happen. 1257 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,080 Then tell me what to do, madam. 1258 01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:48,360 You have to work that out on your own. 1259 01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:50,600 Why, when you are here? 1260 01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,286 So you can do it when I'm not. 1261 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:56,800 - Evening all. - Oh, good evening, Mrs. Hardcastle. 1262 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,240 In before midnight. 1263 01:09:58,400 --> 01:09:59,720 Only two customers. 1264 01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:02,800 I finished my shift early. I felt like being alone. 1265 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:05,440 Oh, call for the doctor, Sonny. 1266 01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:08,605 Nimish asked me to marry him this morning. 1267 01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:12,364 And Abhilash did the same this afternoon. 1268 01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,723 Decision time. 1269 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,565 Your mother was one of the customers. 1270 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:23,130 It appears she won the Mr. Chambers lottery. 1271 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,805 I didn't even realize she was playing. 1272 01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:34,005 Congratulations would have been nice. 1273 01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:37,440 (SIGHS) 1274 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,568 (MOPED ENGINE STARTING) 1275 01:10:56,840 --> 01:11:01,600 I'm looking for my mother, Mr. Dharuna. And her dinner companion. 1276 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:02,960 I believe they were here tonight. 1277 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,280 I could not possibly say, sir. 1278 01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:06,920 Did they leave together? 1279 01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:10,209 The Viceroy Club values discretion above all else, sir. 1280 01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,047 You cannot put a price on it. 1281 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:16,205 1,000 rupees. 1282 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,605 They went into one of the bedrooms, sir. 1283 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:21,880 - You have bedrooms? - Yes. 1284 01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:25,440 For when our members get tired. Or fortunate. 1285 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,680 Thank you. 1286 01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:28,888 Pleasure doing business with you. 1287 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:09,641 MRS. KAPOOR: Sonny? 1288 01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:16,760 What are you doing here? 1289 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,763 (SCOFFS) I think that's my line, Mummyji. 1290 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,920 I came to speak to the inspector. 1291 01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:22,600 I have business to discuss with him. 1292 01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:23,680 What kind of business? 1293 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,720 I need to know if I can rely on his support... 1294 01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:27,440 with or without the Supreme Quality Hotel. 1295 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,120 He's not an inspector. 1296 01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:31,200 If that's what he's saying, he's lying to you. 1297 01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:33,283 I don't think so. 1298 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,440 I don't want to see you hurt, Mummyji. 1299 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:39,046 I can take care of myself, beta. 1300 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:42,771 And your business can wait till the morning. 1301 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,964 Go home now. 1302 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,280 RECEPTIONIST: Is there anything else I can get you for morning? 1303 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:06,040 JEAN: I'd like breakfast in my room at 9:00, please. 1304 01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:08,880 And Earl Grey tea with pasteurized milk. 1305 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:10,963 That's very important. 1306 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:13,920 Anyone for a quick drink before bed? 1307 01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,760 I'd quite like a walk along the bay. 1308 01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:18,560 It's one of the sights, after all. Especially at night. 1309 01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,040 What a lovely idea. Shall we come? 1310 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:25,200 Oh, well, yes, of course. I mean, if you... (STAMMERING) 1311 01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:27,567 Douglas, I was joking. 1312 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:31,642 I'd rather walk naked through the fiery flames of hell. 1313 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,684 Bye, darling. 1314 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,445 Practically the same thing. Shall we go up? 1315 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,880 She checked out, sir. 1316 01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:17,200 I beg your pardon? 1317 01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:19,408 Mrs. Greenslade checked out earlier, sir. 1318 01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:22,760 DOUGLAS: Did she say where she was going? 1319 01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:25,240 RECEPTIONIST: Not to me, sir. Very, very sorry. 1320 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:26,561 DOUGLAS: Okay. 1321 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,481 Okay. 1322 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:35,120 HARI: I tell you, he turned white as a sheet. 1323 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:38,120 (ALL LAUGHING) 1324 01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:42,400 And the silly thing is I don't have enough hair to run my hand through. See? 1325 01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:43,480 (ALL LAUGHING) 1326 01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,800 Your cousin was brilliant today. 1327 01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:48,920 It was the Hindi scolding that did the job. 1328 01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:51,731 I thought my mother has walked into the room. 1329 01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:54,880 Thank you, that was delicious. 1330 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:56,240 Thank you. 1331 01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:58,440 So kind of you to put me up. 1332 01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:02,080 When you live in a hotel, you rather crave an alternative occasionally. 1333 01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:06,240 It is our pleasure to welcome our cousin and his friend to Mumbai. 1334 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,129 - Namaste. - Namaste. 1335 01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:10,924 (SPEAKING HINDI) 1336 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,840 There's no welcome like an Indian welcome. 1337 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,440 It is genuine. 1338 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:20,726 (CHUCKLES) 1339 01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:26,521 That was rubbish about the hotel. 1340 01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:28,960 The truth is that I checked out 1341 01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:32,280 because there's something I can't deal with at the moment. 1342 01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:36,047 For reasons that are utterly stupid and feeble. 1343 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:42,286 I'm only telling you because you don't know the person involved. 1344 01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:45,323 Mr. Douglas. 1345 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:49,041 My friend is mending his bike. 1346 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,560 He's a good man. 1347 01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:54,644 And a brave one. Far braver than me. 1348 01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:59,246 Who fails to give him back even half of what he deserves. 1349 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:05,328 I want to say to him, "Just give me time and I'll get there." 1350 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,040 If I wasn't so useless, that's what I'd say. 1351 01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:11,646 "Just give me a bit more time." 1352 01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:17,642 How much time do you have? 1353 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:34,527 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1354 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,560 NORMAN: Just had an idea. 1355 01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:50,880 Why don't I pop by the agency today, take you out to lunch? 1356 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:55,120 Oh, not today, darling. Busy, busy, busy. 1357 01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:58,284 I'll probably just have a sandwich at my desk. 1358 01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:00,880 I could bring it to you. 1359 01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:02,440 (CAROL CHUCKLES) You are so sweet. 1360 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:03,680 Good morning. 1361 01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:05,880 Morning, Miss Beech. How are you today? 1362 01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:10,364 Not bad at all. Kushal and I rather painted the town red. 1363 01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:13,610 Might I have some of that, please? 1364 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,722 Now, Sunaina... 1365 01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:20,440 are you allowed to tell me about your dress or is... 1366 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:23,240 (IN AMERICAN ACCENT) Oh Jesus! God, that's hot! What the heck were you... 1367 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:24,720 (ANOKHI APOLOGIZING IN HINDI) 1368 01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:26,880 I'm so sorry, Miss Beech. Are you alright? 1369 01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:30,480 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, no. No, it's no problem. 1370 01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:31,920 (SUNAINA SPEAKING IN HINDI) 1371 01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,731 LAVINIA: Honestly. It was my fault. 1372 01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:52,600 Hello, Dad. 1373 01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:53,800 Morning, darling. 1374 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:56,680 You look tired. Did you not sleep? 1375 01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,680 I've been trying to learn my speech for the wedding. 1376 01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:02,360 Thought I'd do it note-free. 1377 01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:06,206 Never say die and all that. Until you die, obviously. 1378 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:10,004 Um, darling... 1379 01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:11,601 What? 1380 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:15,160 I went to look for a friend last night. 1381 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:18,520 Evelyn. Yes. I was hoping to meet her properly. 1382 01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:20,603 - She checked out. - As in... 1383 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,480 I think she went back to Jaipur. 1384 01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:26,484 Then what are you waiting for? 1385 01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:29,640 But I'm here. I came here to see your speech. 1386 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,640 Oh, bollocks to that! 1387 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:34,007 You wouldn't understand a word. 1388 01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:35,721 Dad. 1389 01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:40,400 You've spent your life seeking out people who can stop you being happy. 1390 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:44,963 Doing the things you want to do. Don't put that on me too. 1391 01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:48,883 Don't make me even more like mum than I am already. 1392 01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:52,723 You have all the good bits, all the brilliant bits. 1393 01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:54,321 Go on. 1394 01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:57,166 I'll make it alright with her. Go. 1395 01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:58,521 Yes. 1396 01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:01,964 - Thank you. - Bye. 1397 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,040 MADGE: I've bought a present for your niece. 1398 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:18,760 Something from the market. I hope that's alright. 1399 01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:21,120 BABUL: Much more than alright. 1400 01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,480 Good. Will you give it to her? 1401 01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:25,324 Of course. 1402 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:31,484 Actually, wait a minute. Which way is your house? 1403 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,731 This way. 1404 01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:43,880 She's my sister. 1405 01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:45,000 Namaste. 1406 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:46,160 My brother. My cousin sisters. 1407 01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:47,280 Namaste. 1408 01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:50,640 My cousin brothers. And 3 of my friends. 1409 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:52,200 - Namaste. - Namaste. 1410 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,200 - My uncle. - Namaste. 1411 01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:56,440 - My auntie. - Namaste. 1412 01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:57,601 And, uh... 1413 01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:00,084 Hello, darling. 1414 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:05,520 (BOTH SPEAKING HINDI) 1415 01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:09,720 She still wants to read your book. 1416 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,360 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1417 01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:14,560 Your uncle told me how very brave you're being... 1418 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:17,160 and I thought you deserved a reward. 1419 01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:20,483 (SPEAKING HINDI) 1420 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:35,880 What you do is wind her up like this. 1421 01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:38,964 And then, very gently... 1422 01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:42,204 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1423 01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:48,360 (SIGHS) 1424 01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:50,921 That was me when I was her age. 1425 01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:53,010 Twirling away. 1426 01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:56,683 I wasn't bad, I don't think, but I gave it up. 1427 01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:00,047 Just like most things in my life. 1428 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:03,489 - Which is your house? - Uh... 1429 01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:08,201 White house. I was born there. 1430 01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:13,331 So was she and her sisters. My sister. My whole family. 1431 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:18,726 What a lovely place to have lived. 1432 01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:22,163 I'm very happy you came. 1433 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:35,480 So... what happened last night? You left in a hurry. 1434 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:37,000 I went to talk to the inspector. 1435 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:38,400 And? 1436 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,000 His mind was on other matters. 1437 01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:42,481 Because he's not the inspector. 1438 01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:45,160 No, Lavinia Beech is. Except her name's 1439 01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:48,360 not Lavinia and she's American. 1440 01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:50,120 And you've done nothing but show her 1441 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,320 the back of your hand since she got here. 1442 01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:55,320 That is absolutely not true. 1443 01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:57,080 My God, that is true. 1444 01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:58,440 Excuse me. 1445 01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:01,080 Ah, Miss... Miss... Miss... 1446 01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:02,681 Miss... 1447 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:05,760 - Beech. - Miss Beech. How delightful to see you. 1448 01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:08,080 Might I ask most humbly if you have plans 1449 01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:10,440 for today and, if so, can I feature in them? 1450 01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:13,000 I was actually just on my way to see Kushal. 1451 01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:15,760 And is that, if so bold I might be, 1452 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:18,520 for the purposes of business or pleasure? 1453 01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:19,960 Both, really. 1454 01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:21,520 No offense, but I think in the end 1455 01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:25,400 the Supreme Quality will just suit my mother perfectly. 1456 01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:28,800 Please, madam, I'll give you a better room. One that's finished. 1457 01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:32,040 Sonny. I heard you were looking for me? 1458 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,960 Room 6 will shortly be available. 1459 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,440 - I'm in room 6. - You are? She is? 1460 01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:37,680 A lot's been going on. 1461 01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:39,285 I'm sorry, no. 1462 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,200 So, Mr. Chambers. 1463 01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:46,200 Could you hold on a sec, Miss Beech? 1464 01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,567 The great Mr. Chambers. 1465 01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:51,560 The great writer Mr. Chambers. 1466 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:55,645 - Sure, if you like. - I do not like, sir. I do not like one bit! 1467 01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:57,720 What did you wanna tell me? 1468 01:22:57,880 --> 01:23:00,804 To leave this hotel and never darken its towels again. 1469 01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:03,240 - You lied, sir. - He did not lie. 1470 01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:05,480 You pretended not to be something you weren't. 1471 01:23:05,640 --> 01:23:09,645 There was an inspector. It just wasn't him. It was that one. 1472 01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:13,160 Lavinia. Except that's not your name, is it? 1473 01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:16,085 (IN AMERICAN ACCENT) No. My name's Theresa. 1474 01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:20,120 I knew that I knew you. You work for the competition. 1475 01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:22,240 - "Golden Years," right? - Correct. 1476 01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:24,080 How did you know that? 1477 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:26,004 It's his business to know. 1478 01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:29,006 And ours to know what he's up to. 1479 01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:31,169 Please explain. 1480 01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:38,528 She is a hotel inspector. Just not the one that they were worried about. 1481 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,284 That would be me. 1482 01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,530 I told you. 1483 01:23:56,120 --> 01:23:57,884 The nose knew. 1484 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,320 While there are patterns we can study... 1485 01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:05,800 to mitigate the amplitude of the extreme highs and lows... 1486 01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:09,560 that characterize any entrepreneurial journey, they'll come anyway. 1487 01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:10,640 (ALL LAUGHING) 1488 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:13,849 But don't let that stop you because the highs... 1489 01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:18,720 like being here today with you all, make everything worthwhile. 1490 01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:23,320 Just get in the game. I'll see you in the bar. Thank you. 1491 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:27,080 (ALL APPLAUDING) 1492 01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:28,880 They were riveted. 1493 01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:30,680 Riveted, they were. No, really. 1494 01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:32,205 Thank you. 1495 01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,760 Laura's success continues, evidently. 1496 01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:41,800 Yes, I'm very proud of her. 1497 01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:44,884 It's a shame Douglas couldn't be here to enjoy it. 1498 01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:48,607 What exactly is your job here? 1499 01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:51,600 Sourcing fabrics and liaising between 1500 01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:53,560 the merchants and the company I work for. 1501 01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:55,480 Ooh, doesn't that just trip off the tongue. 1502 01:24:55,640 --> 01:24:57,360 Oh, it's easier to say than to do. 1503 01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:59,921 Well, you look as if you're handling it. 1504 01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:04,288 I must say, I admire what you've made of yourself here. 1505 01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:06,565 Thank you. 1506 01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:10,200 There's only one thing puzzling me. 1507 01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:14,684 Douglas pleaded not guilty to adultery. Why would that be? 1508 01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:16,880 Do you not fancy him? 1509 01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:18,880 Even when I could hardly stand the man, 1510 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:20,800 I still found him rather attractive. 1511 01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:23,120 In some ways rather more so than Daniel. 1512 01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:25,640 Well, Douglas has one great advantage 1513 01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:28,565 over Daniel which is that he actually exists. 1514 01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:33,964 Daniel exists. 1515 01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:37,566 - He does. - Oh, if you say so. 1516 01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:41,520 I work in his office. 1517 01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:44,240 I've started doing clerical stuff, Tuesdays and Thursdays... 1518 01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,801 just to keep the ends meeting. 1519 01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:51,121 Money doesn't stretch as far in Reigate as in Rajasthan. 1520 01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:56,760 Daniel knows my name, of course, we're a small team. 1521 01:25:56,920 --> 01:25:59,571 But he hasn't proposed, I grant you that. 1522 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:03,120 That's why I want the divorce. 1523 01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:07,649 I can hardly expect a man to want to go out with me while I'm still married. 1524 01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:15,363 What do you suppose we should do for our first date? 1525 01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:18,520 I'm too embarrassed to ask Laura. 1526 01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:22,401 A film? A shared experience. Something to talk about afterwards. 1527 01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:25,640 Which will prevent any possible awkwardness. 1528 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:27,360 Oh, there won't be any awkwardness. 1529 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:29,887 No, I don't suppose there will be. 1530 01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:36,128 There are some people into whose laps the good things in life fall. 1531 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:39,923 I'm not one of them. 1532 01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:43,965 Coming out here finally taught me that. 1533 01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:47,040 So, if the good things won't come on their own, 1534 01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:48,850 I must make them. 1535 01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:52,966 And that's what I intend to do. 1536 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:08,606 DOUGLAS: ...given them roots and now they can... 1537 01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:11,480 Sonny and Sunaina's wonderful families 1538 01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:13,881 have given them roots and now... 1539 01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:19,326 (SIGHS) 1540 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,120 - Sunaina? - You can't come in. 1541 01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:26,440 I don't want you to see the dress until Friday. 1542 01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:27,960 I need my clipboard. 1543 01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:31,440 You know the names of the guests. Why do you need a clipboard? 1544 01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:33,921 It's just an excuse to come in. 1545 01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:40,680 I must apologize to you. 1546 01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:42,000 You apologized already. 1547 01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:44,003 I mean it more now. 1548 01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:47,842 And I promise you three things. 1549 01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:52,925 I promise I will properly rehearse the wedding dance. 1550 01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:58,000 I promise I'll wear the turban your mother chose for the ceremony. 1551 01:27:58,160 --> 01:28:01,160 And I promise I'll be a better husband than fiancé. 1552 01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:04,688 Good... because you're a terrible fiancé. 1553 01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:09,490 Listen to me. 1554 01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:12,800 If there is ever a time in our life together when... 1555 01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:14,760 I find myself attracted to another man 1556 01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:18,680 or even confused a little, I will always tell you. 1557 01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:22,287 And that way, you know that I will never, ever act on it. 1558 01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:24,881 I don't find Kush attractive. 1559 01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:29,840 His ears are too close to his head. 1560 01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:34,564 I hoped you would find his offer of a partnership... 1561 01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:37,084 more attractive. 1562 01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:41,723 But that is up to you. 1563 01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:46,360 - Have you seen my other shoe, darling? - Hmm? 1564 01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:49,160 If you don't tell me what's been the problem for the last few days, 1565 01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:50,720 I'll need it to kick you with. 1566 01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:52,928 Your shoe's under the bed. 1567 01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:54,520 And you're having an affair. 1568 01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:57,160 Oh, so it is. Wonderful. 1569 01:28:57,320 --> 01:28:59,600 I said I know you're sleeping with someone else. 1570 01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:01,920 Of course I am, darling. Aren't you? 1571 01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:05,440 What about that twitchy little witch at the club? Susan. 1572 01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:08,840 Obviously you've both been at it like rabbits for weeks now. 1573 01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:11,760 No. I mean no! 1574 01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:14,600 Well, why not? What's been stopping you? 1575 01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:16,285 Well, you have. 1576 01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:18,201 What? 1577 01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:20,600 That's not fair. 1578 01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:23,520 Do you mean I didn't need to be carrying on with any of these men? 1579 01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:24,760 There's more than one? 1580 01:29:24,920 --> 01:29:27,240 I am only out there because I thought you were. 1581 01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:31,610 Look, I'm not "out" at all. I couldn't be more "in." 1582 01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:38,201 You know, when we met... 1583 01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:41,760 you said you were lonely. 1584 01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:45,242 I was. It doesn't mean I was celibate. 1585 01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:53,806 I don't want to be that lonely again, Norman. 1586 01:29:55,160 --> 01:29:56,720 Neither do I. 1587 01:29:56,880 --> 01:30:00,327 SONNY: (SHOUTING) Mr. Norman Cousins and Miss Carol Parr. 1588 01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,564 BOTH: Both here! 1589 01:30:04,480 --> 01:30:06,164 SONNY: Miss Theresa Beech. 1590 01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:08,760 Present. 1591 01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:10,800 If no longer correct. 1592 01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:13,850 - SONNY: Miss Madge Hardcastle. - Here. 1593 01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:16,200 SONNY: Mrs. Muriel Donnelly. 1594 01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:17,566 Just about. 1595 01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:19,600 Mr. Douglas Ainslie. 1596 01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:21,160 Learning my speech. 1597 01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:23,600 A couple of days, I'll be fine. 1598 01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,680 SONNY: Mrs. Evelyn Greenslade. 1599 01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:29,640 Not back yet. Which is a surprise. 1600 01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:32,729 Mr. Guy Chambers. 1601 01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:41,644 GUY: Now whether you want my good wishes or not... 1602 01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:45,126 you'll have them on your wedding day. 1603 01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:48,005 Thank you. 1604 01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:03,205 I don't care what you are. I still would. 1605 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:09,764 How will you rate us? 1606 01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:13,041 Not that it matters now, but... 1607 01:31:13,480 --> 01:31:15,403 what will the report say? 1608 01:31:17,400 --> 01:31:19,050 Shall I be frank? 1609 01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:21,205 A welcome change. 1610 01:31:24,520 --> 01:31:26,080 To say that... 1611 01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:30,560 there is huge room for improvement in the running of this hotel... 1612 01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:32,760 would be to understate the surreally 1613 01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:35,764 haphazard nature of your operation. 1614 01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:38,362 Thank you... for your feedback. 1615 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:41,600 But the fact that you get away with it... 1616 01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:42,886 (SCOFFS) 1617 01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:47,202 I mean, it's a testament to the... 1618 01:31:48,440 --> 01:31:50,080 to the reservoirs of affection 1619 01:31:50,240 --> 01:31:53,210 in which you're held by the residents here. 1620 01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:55,720 No-one can put a price on that. 1621 01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:58,406 So, I would have said... 1622 01:31:59,040 --> 01:32:04,080 that with a new and better-equipped facility like the Supreme Quality... 1623 01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:07,600 you would have had my endorsement. 1624 01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:09,091 Would have? 1625 01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:14,489 Well, I'm resigning. My position is totally compromised here. 1626 01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:17,160 I see. 1627 01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:19,880 But you've got another inspector right here. 1628 01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:22,760 I don't like the people she works for but if that's the only game in town... 1629 01:32:22,920 --> 01:32:24,480 We've spoken already. 1630 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,280 Her recommendation is also based upon 1631 01:32:26,440 --> 01:32:29,091 the acquisition of the Supreme Quality Hotel. 1632 01:32:30,480 --> 01:32:32,801 Why don't you just do a deal with him? 1633 01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:36,963 If only for the sake of your beautiful bride. 1634 01:32:40,680 --> 01:32:42,320 Right, well I'll be, I'll be staying 1635 01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:45,689 at the Viceroy until my plane leaves. 1636 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:50,842 Could you... Would you please tell your mother... 1637 01:32:51,480 --> 01:32:54,484 Would you please tell her that I'm quitting my job? 1638 01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:56,883 What are you going to do? 1639 01:32:57,320 --> 01:32:58,924 Write my book. 1640 01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:02,408 She knows the story. 1641 01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:04,450 Mr. Chambers. 1642 01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:08,604 Allow me to offer you a lift to the Viceroy Club. 1643 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,287 Vikram's beautiful minibus awaits. 1644 01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:16,201 Please. 1645 01:33:24,240 --> 01:33:25,321 Good. 1646 01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:52,765 Careful. You'll never get back up again. 1647 01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:57,200 Well, you're still in one slightly sagging piece, I see. 1648 01:33:57,360 --> 01:34:00,880 Barely. The plane was diverted just before landing. 1649 01:34:01,040 --> 01:34:05,568 A cow on the runway. Not exactly the way I always wanted to go. 1650 01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:08,200 Death by cow. 1651 01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:11,320 I suppose it would make people sit up and take notice. 1652 01:34:11,480 --> 01:34:13,320 Yeah, I wouldn't want that. 1653 01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:18,088 I'd like everyone to turn around one day and realize I've already gone. 1654 01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:26,282 Tell me about Mumbai. Did you find your spine? 1655 01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:29,123 Well, I'm taking the job. 1656 01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:32,080 I thought I wouldn't. I thought... 1657 01:34:32,240 --> 01:34:34,720 "How many new lives can we have?" 1658 01:34:34,960 --> 01:34:39,488 And then I thought, "As many as we like." While we can. 1659 01:34:40,200 --> 01:34:41,760 Be a lot of traveling. 1660 01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:44,651 How else could I come home afterwards? 1661 01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:48,483 You'd be missed. 1662 01:34:49,360 --> 01:34:52,045 You do know that? You must know that. 1663 01:34:55,280 --> 01:34:59,968 Anyway, Mrs. Greenslade, the wedding is nearly upon us. 1664 01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:02,120 You got your glad rags ready? 1665 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:04,089 I'm a bit nervous, actually. 1666 01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:06,050 It's a big day. 1667 01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:08,044 For all of us. 1668 01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:26,844 MURIEL: I never understood why anyone would want to get married. 1669 01:35:27,760 --> 01:35:31,367 I barely found a bugger I could spend a week with... 1670 01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:34,048 let alone a life. 1671 01:35:35,320 --> 01:35:38,130 (ALL CHEERING) 1672 01:35:39,080 --> 01:35:41,924 But I've been looking forward to this. 1673 01:35:44,120 --> 01:35:49,160 And it turns out some things really are worth the wait. 1674 01:35:49,320 --> 01:35:51,209 (WHOOPING) 1675 01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:05,721 I'm not good with special occasions... 1676 01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:09,091 or the gifts that go with them. 1677 01:36:09,720 --> 01:36:13,725 So you'll have to make do with this letter instead. 1678 01:36:14,680 --> 01:36:19,049 Written from the heart to the children I never had. 1679 01:36:51,040 --> 01:36:54,647 (ALL APPLAUDING) 1680 01:38:12,560 --> 01:38:16,201 I said at your party, I don't do advice. 1681 01:38:18,280 --> 01:38:20,282 I do opinions. 1682 01:38:22,240 --> 01:38:25,847 And my opinion of the groom is this: 1683 01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:30,122 he gets plenty wrong... 1684 01:38:31,400 --> 01:38:33,846 but never when it counts. 1685 01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:39,960 And when he's right... 1686 01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:41,451 My friends... 1687 01:38:41,680 --> 01:38:44,000 it is something to behold. 1688 01:38:44,160 --> 01:38:45,720 I must tell you, the reception cannot 1689 01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:47,960 take place at the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. 1690 01:38:48,120 --> 01:38:49,520 (PEOPLE GASPING) 1691 01:38:49,680 --> 01:38:52,400 A bride as radiant as this one... 1692 01:38:52,560 --> 01:38:56,246 deserves a more splendid setting for her wedding party... 1693 01:38:56,840 --> 01:38:58,840 and I have just the place. 1694 01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,760 Please, step into Vikram's beautiful minibus. 1695 01:39:01,920 --> 01:39:04,720 And for those who are less close to it, or just move slower... 1696 01:39:04,880 --> 01:39:07,680 you may use either of his cousin's and together... 1697 01:39:07,840 --> 01:39:10,320 we shall ride to my new hotel! 1698 01:39:10,480 --> 01:39:13,165 (ALL CHEERING) 1699 01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:19,120 - Don't look at me. - No, no, no. Don't look at him. 1700 01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:21,200 Although, as the future unfolds, 1701 01:39:21,360 --> 01:39:25,285 perhaps we will also take the Supreme Quality Hotel under our wing... 1702 01:39:25,520 --> 01:39:28,640 and my old friend Kushal shall find himself 1703 01:39:28,800 --> 01:39:30,760 working but a short distance beneath me... 1704 01:39:30,920 --> 01:39:33,400 such is the level of my victorious magnanimity. 1705 01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:35,927 But for now, to your chariots! 1706 01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:39,724 And let us travel to the new jewel in my crown! 1707 01:39:41,280 --> 01:39:43,521 The apple of my eye! 1708 01:39:44,960 --> 01:39:48,280 Let us travel to the pearl in my oyster! 1709 01:39:48,440 --> 01:39:51,171 No longer the Viceroy Club... 1710 01:39:51,760 --> 01:39:54,720 but my gift on her wedding day... 1711 01:39:54,880 --> 01:39:58,240 to the girl of my dreams, where I will welcome you. 1712 01:39:58,400 --> 01:40:01,520 - Ladies and gentle gentlemen... - Oh, yes. 1713 01:40:01,680 --> 01:40:05,560 ...to the Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel! 1714 01:40:05,720 --> 01:40:07,400 That is for you! Come! 1715 01:40:07,560 --> 01:40:09,840 (INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 1716 01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:11,331 You see? 1717 01:40:28,080 --> 01:40:30,082 Ladies and Germs... 1718 01:40:31,160 --> 01:40:36,326 (STAMMERING) ...I wonder if I could have your attention just for a moment. 1719 01:40:37,120 --> 01:40:41,808 I have a few words I'd like to say: 1720 01:40:43,360 --> 01:40:46,045 I cannot rest from travel: 1721 01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:49,560 I will drink Life to the lees 1722 01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:52,480 All times have I enjoyed greatly... 1723 01:40:52,640 --> 01:40:55,600 For always roaming with a hungry heart 1724 01:40:55,760 --> 01:40:58,040 Much have I seen and known; 1725 01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:01,560 I am a part of all that I have met; 1726 01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:06,200 Life piled on life Were all too little, 1727 01:41:06,360 --> 01:41:08,480 and of one to me 1728 01:41:08,640 --> 01:41:12,960 Little remains: but every hour is saved 1729 01:41:13,120 --> 01:41:16,560 From that eternal silence, something more, 1730 01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:20,088 A bringer of new things. 1731 01:41:22,480 --> 01:41:23,920 (SIGHS) Um... 1732 01:41:24,080 --> 01:41:28,085 A few words of Alfred, Lord Tennyson... 1733 01:41:28,800 --> 01:41:33,200 speaking to something which we all know, and should never forget. 1734 01:41:33,360 --> 01:41:36,170 That every hour brings new things. 1735 01:41:37,160 --> 01:41:40,760 ASSISTANT: And Sonny and Sunaina have today announced... 1736 01:41:40,920 --> 01:41:42,600 that they want to face those hours... 1737 01:41:42,760 --> 01:41:43,720 (DOUGLAS REPEATING TO AUDIENCE) 1738 01:41:43,880 --> 01:41:46,531 ...those things, this life together. 1739 01:41:47,200 --> 01:41:50,124 ...those things, this life together. 1740 01:41:50,560 --> 01:41:53,564 And it's a privilege to be able... 1741 01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:58,440 to send them on their way in such remarkable style. 1742 01:41:58,600 --> 01:42:01,520 - Actually, talking of style... - (DOUGLAS REPEATING WORDS) 1743 01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,800 I had a fairytale wedding myself. 1744 01:42:03,960 --> 01:42:09,046 I had a fairy tale wedding myself. Although mine was Grimm. 1745 01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:11,049 ASSISTANT: Pause for laugh. 1746 01:42:14,360 --> 01:42:15,920 Moving on... 1747 01:42:16,080 --> 01:42:19,880 The two things we can give our children, it seems to me... 1748 01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:24,240 it seems to me, are roots and wings. 1749 01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:29,406 And Sonny and Sunaina's wonderful families have given them roots... 1750 01:42:29,920 --> 01:42:32,600 - And now... - ...they can take flight together. 1751 01:42:32,760 --> 01:42:34,285 Read this. 1752 01:42:39,920 --> 01:42:42,400 (STAMMERING) ...and as they embark on this... 1753 01:42:42,560 --> 01:42:44,562 Vegetarian, non-vegetarian... 1754 01:42:46,760 --> 01:42:50,000 journey, um, yeah, uh... 1755 01:42:50,160 --> 01:42:54,840 journey on which we send them with all our love... 1756 01:42:55,000 --> 01:42:57,685 and, and, and tremendous... 1757 01:42:58,920 --> 01:43:00,524 you know... 1758 01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:03,160 not obviously... 1759 01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:04,600 ASSISTANT: This is what the... 1760 01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:06,285 the young... 1761 01:43:06,840 --> 01:43:09,127 This is what the young make us remember... 1762 01:43:09,480 --> 01:43:15,123 For this is what the young make us remember... 1763 01:43:18,760 --> 01:43:20,603 that in the end... 1764 01:43:21,160 --> 01:43:24,846 that in the end, it's all very simple... 1765 01:43:26,360 --> 01:43:30,960 that all it takes is to look into someone's eyes... 1766 01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:33,282 and say... "Yes... 1767 01:43:37,480 --> 01:43:39,323 "this is what I want." 1768 01:43:41,040 --> 01:43:43,122 And for them to reply... 1769 01:43:45,680 --> 01:43:47,682 "it's what I want, too... 1770 01:43:50,160 --> 01:43:52,367 "and there's nothing to be afraid of." 1771 01:44:05,640 --> 01:44:09,000 Evelyn and I would like to wish the two of you... 1772 01:44:09,160 --> 01:44:12,084 all the love and luck in the world. 1773 01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:16,160 And so say all of us. 1774 01:44:16,320 --> 01:44:18,040 Sonny and Sunaina! 1775 01:44:18,200 --> 01:44:20,646 (ALL CHEERING) 1776 01:44:38,080 --> 01:44:40,040 If you really want to try monogamy, 1777 01:44:40,200 --> 01:44:43,409 even though I think it's for the young and very naive... 1778 01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:46,566 I suppose we could give it a go. 1779 01:44:50,200 --> 01:44:51,281 Norman? 1780 01:44:53,080 --> 01:44:55,003 You lied to me. 1781 01:44:59,000 --> 01:45:00,604 Well... (SIGHS) 1782 01:45:02,160 --> 01:45:05,920 well, I'm not a hotel inspector anymore and I am gonna write that book. 1783 01:45:06,080 --> 01:45:08,360 So, actually, everything I said was true... 1784 01:45:08,520 --> 01:45:10,761 just a few days early, that's all. 1785 01:45:11,480 --> 01:45:13,244 What about your wife? 1786 01:45:14,040 --> 01:45:16,725 Well that, that was true already. 1787 01:45:21,360 --> 01:45:24,204 You were my first since my husband died. 1788 01:45:27,880 --> 01:45:29,609 You weren't the first. 1789 01:45:31,760 --> 01:45:34,240 But I think you could be the last. 1790 01:45:39,440 --> 01:45:40,566 Please... 1791 01:45:42,840 --> 01:45:44,683 come dance with me... 1792 01:45:45,520 --> 01:45:46,601 Chandrima. 1793 01:45:49,400 --> 01:45:51,050 Sonny told me. 1794 01:45:52,280 --> 01:45:54,521 I'm gonna kill that boy. 1795 01:46:20,120 --> 01:46:21,884 Thank you for coming. 1796 01:46:23,480 --> 01:46:25,050 You called. 1797 01:46:31,880 --> 01:46:34,042 Left or right, my lady? 1798 01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:36,680 Sorry? 1799 01:46:36,840 --> 01:46:41,050 When we reach the turning, do you want to go left or right? 1800 01:46:44,400 --> 01:46:47,927 What do you do when you're faced with a difficult decision? 1801 01:46:49,480 --> 01:46:51,920 I don't believe there is such a thing. 1802 01:46:52,080 --> 01:46:56,483 Throw a coin in the air and we always know which side we want it to land. 1803 01:46:57,040 --> 01:46:58,041 Hmm. 1804 01:47:02,320 --> 01:47:04,687 Left or right, my lady? 1805 01:47:55,200 --> 01:47:56,884 Mrs. Donnelly? 1806 01:47:58,960 --> 01:48:00,724 Mrs. Donnelly? 1807 01:48:17,560 --> 01:48:19,369 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1808 01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:21,964 Are you in there, madam? 1809 01:48:45,120 --> 01:48:49,091 Piss off back to your wedding. I'm having a rest. 1810 01:48:50,560 --> 01:48:54,087 Yes. Of course. Sorry to disturb. 1811 01:48:59,360 --> 01:49:01,761 Did you forget your dancing shoes? 1812 01:49:03,520 --> 01:49:04,520 No, madam. 1813 01:49:04,680 --> 01:49:06,444 Then go and knock them dead. 1814 01:49:08,120 --> 01:49:09,724 Yes, madam. 1815 01:49:14,480 --> 01:49:17,211 - Sonny... - I'm going. I'm going. 1816 01:49:33,360 --> 01:49:35,601 (MOPED DEPARTING) 1817 01:49:49,240 --> 01:49:51,288 (INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 1818 01:52:10,960 --> 01:52:13,327 BURLEY: Is there no-one on reception? 1819 01:52:16,080 --> 01:52:18,651 I thought this was a hotel? 1820 01:52:20,360 --> 01:52:21,840 What are you doing here? 1821 01:52:22,000 --> 01:52:24,651 Checking on my investment. 1822 01:52:25,920 --> 01:52:28,241 You've come to the wrong place. 1823 01:52:29,000 --> 01:52:31,240 I don't think so. 1824 01:52:31,400 --> 01:52:34,006 I couldn't find you at the party. 1825 01:52:35,560 --> 01:52:37,562 How are you, Mrs. Donnelly? 1826 01:52:38,720 --> 01:52:41,724 Why did you come here, really? 1827 01:52:42,000 --> 01:52:44,367 To pay my respects to you. 1828 01:52:44,840 --> 01:52:49,000 There's nothing I admire more than someone planting trees... 1829 01:52:49,160 --> 01:52:52,004 under whose shade they may never get to sit. 1830 01:52:53,280 --> 01:52:56,602 Others will. That's what counts. 1831 01:52:59,040 --> 01:53:01,042 How long are you staying? 1832 01:53:01,360 --> 01:53:06,048 I fly tomorrow morning. It's a punishing itinerary, I'm afraid. 1833 01:53:07,880 --> 01:53:11,726 In which of your hotels do you think I should spend the night? 1834 01:53:12,040 --> 01:53:14,122 Second or the first? 1835 01:53:15,440 --> 01:53:18,967 I don't think you'll get a lot of sleep over there. 1836 01:53:20,560 --> 01:53:21,561 I... 1837 01:53:22,800 --> 01:53:26,805 I have to deliver this... then I'll check you in. 1838 01:53:27,720 --> 01:53:29,961 Thank you, Mrs. Donnelly. 1839 01:53:35,240 --> 01:53:37,288 (INDIAN MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1840 01:54:17,160 --> 01:54:20,960 MURIEL: I know you'll understand me missing the reception... 1841 01:54:23,760 --> 01:54:27,765 and I hope you'll forgive me for not coming to say goodbye. 1842 01:54:32,320 --> 01:54:35,802 Go and have the honeymoon you deserve. 1843 01:54:38,120 --> 01:54:41,806 I'm sure there'll be somebody there to see you off. 1844 01:54:46,160 --> 01:54:47,650 Thank you. 1845 01:55:00,080 --> 01:55:02,651 There is no such thing as an ending. 1846 01:55:05,680 --> 01:55:08,365 Just a place where you leave the story. 1847 01:55:11,200 --> 01:55:13,328 And it's your story now. 1848 01:55:21,360 --> 01:55:25,684 I spent 40 years scrubbing floors... 1849 01:55:26,680 --> 01:55:31,686 and the last months of my life as co-manager of a hotel... 1850 01:55:32,160 --> 01:55:35,562 halfway across the world. 1851 01:55:40,200 --> 01:55:44,205 You have no idea now what you will become. 1852 01:55:47,840 --> 01:55:50,525 Don't try and control it. 1853 01:55:53,360 --> 01:55:55,203 Let go. 1854 01:55:57,440 --> 01:56:00,125 That's when the fun starts. 1855 01:56:03,760 --> 01:56:07,082 Because as I once heard someone say... 1856 01:56:10,040 --> 01:56:13,726 there's no present like the time. 1856 01:56:14,305 --> 01:56:20,699 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org