1 00:00:03,020 --> 00:00:08,019 Subtitle created by - Aorion - Superfast! = video time 01:39:19 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:16,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:00:44,792 --> 00:00:46,359 ( I Break For Hugs ) 4 00:00:49,042 --> 00:00:50,835 ( Justin Bieber's # 1 fan ON BOARD ! ) 5 00:00:54,835 --> 00:00:55,530 Excuse me. 6 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,642 I am looking for the illegal street car racing. 7 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:00,625 (DUMB ASS WHITE BOY PARKING) 8 00:01:01,042 --> 00:01:01,738 Awesome! 9 00:01:01,764 --> 00:01:03,067 Thanks, bro. 10 00:01:27,676 --> 00:01:28,676 Hey. 11 00:01:31,501 --> 00:01:33,043 Get off me, man! 12 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:34,676 Looking for Vin Serento. 13 00:01:34,751 --> 00:01:37,001 Who isn't, take a number. 14 00:01:43,293 --> 00:01:44,418 Here he is now. 15 00:01:47,460 --> 00:01:48,751 Thanks... 16 00:01:49,293 --> 00:01:50,418 man! 17 00:02:23,418 --> 00:02:25,210 Hey, back off sisters! 18 00:02:25,418 --> 00:02:27,293 He's my man! 19 00:02:27,626 --> 00:02:28,626 Come on ... 20 00:02:32,876 --> 00:02:34,668 Damn, that’s a fine ass. 21 00:02:36,876 --> 00:02:37,918 What? 22 00:02:38,126 --> 00:02:39,960 Uh, I said ... 23 00:02:40,501 --> 00:02:42,293 Kick some.. ass. 24 00:02:44,168 --> 00:02:44,989 Yeah! 25 00:02:45,014 --> 00:02:46,775 Kick some ass, Vin! 26 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,168 - That's what she mean. - Yeah. 27 00:02:51,043 --> 00:02:52,501 Alright everyone. 28 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:55,335 The race is around the factory and back. 29 00:02:55,751 --> 00:02:57,199 No second place. 30 00:02:57,524 --> 00:02:59,116 Winner takes all. 31 00:02:59,376 --> 00:03:00,268 Who's in? 32 00:03:00,293 --> 00:03:01,650 I'll race, homes. 33 00:03:02,085 --> 00:03:03,151 What are you staking? 34 00:03:03,176 --> 00:03:04,750 A case of TEC-9s (gun). 35 00:03:09,918 --> 00:03:11,085 Completely untraceable. 36 00:03:11,418 --> 00:03:13,335 Well this is getting serious, Vin. 37 00:03:18,126 --> 00:03:19,783 Alright who else has the balls to race? 38 00:03:19,807 --> 00:03:20,859 Me! 39 00:03:21,543 --> 00:03:23,534 And I got 10 pounds of the prompt cheatham (weed) 40 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,134 to say I'm going to win, yo. 41 00:03:27,626 --> 00:03:28,469 Alright... 42 00:03:28,495 --> 00:03:31,224 I guess this ain't going to be no friendly race. 43 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:34,725 I'm about to up the stake big time. 44 00:03:35,585 --> 00:03:38,492 I'm bringing this bitch to a whole new level. 45 00:03:39,168 --> 00:03:40,626 That's right. 46 00:03:41,126 --> 00:03:42,376 Two words. 47 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:47,418 Spa day. 48 00:03:50,001 --> 00:03:51,534 I'm talking the works. 49 00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:52,710 Aromatherapy. 50 00:03:54,376 --> 00:03:56,492 Shea Butter moisturizing bath. 51 00:03:58,335 --> 00:04:01,325 Cucumber micro-exfoliating treatment. 52 00:04:04,168 --> 00:04:06,585 And full body seaweed wrap. 53 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:18,293 Does thAt shit als0 includes the lavendeR rejuvenatION facial mask? 54 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,225 What do you think? 55 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,250 I want to race. 56 00:04:28,793 --> 00:04:31,393 I got the pink slip to my car that says I can take all of you. 57 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:33,735 You think you can just strolled up and race 58 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,834 Vin Serento? 59 00:04:42,709 --> 00:04:43,928 What are you driving? 60 00:04:43,954 --> 00:04:44,949 A car. 61 00:04:46,084 --> 00:04:47,310 With unicorns. 62 00:04:48,918 --> 00:04:50,918 Let's see what're you packing under the hood. 63 00:04:56,326 --> 00:04:57,326 Whoa! 64 00:04:57,750 --> 00:04:59,543 He's got one of those big shiny things 65 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:01,735 with a lot of tubes and curly curls coming out of it . 66 00:05:01,826 --> 00:05:03,576 With a red doeken. 67 00:05:03,584 --> 00:05:06,250 Vin, he's got one of those fancy thing in the jiggers. 68 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,285 That's the real deal. 69 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,934 But it's not the car you drive. 70 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:14,634 It's the driver who's driving the car... that's doing the driving. 71 00:05:15,259 --> 00:05:16,500 That's right 72 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,000 Let him race. 73 00:05:21,418 --> 00:05:22,985 You heard my little sister. 74 00:05:23,009 --> 00:05:24,759 Let's see what you got. 75 00:05:47,293 --> 00:05:49,076 If you win, you get me. 76 00:05:50,043 --> 00:05:50,951 But.. 77 00:05:51,076 --> 00:05:52,199 if you lose ... 78 00:05:52,209 --> 00:05:53,442 You get her. 79 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:04,709 We've got a black guy in a white neighborhood, minding his own business. 80 00:06:04,776 --> 00:06:06,079 All units respond. Repeat. 81 00:06:06,105 --> 00:06:07,367 All units respond. 82 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,334 We're good to go, the cops are going to be busy for a while. 83 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:13,134 Yo! Start the race! 84 00:06:18,793 --> 00:06:20,000 Alright. 85 00:06:22,334 --> 00:06:23,384 Ready. 86 00:06:46,276 --> 00:06:47,475 Hey, white boy! 87 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:48,834 You're grinding your gears. 88 00:06:49,043 --> 00:06:51,867 You have to stop accelerating as you put it in the first. 89 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:57,884 Thanks, I've never actually driven a stick before. 90 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:03,793 Go! 91 00:07:03,817 --> 00:07:05,016 Aww..! 92 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:07,540 Oh! 93 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:15,262 Damn it! 94 00:07:15,288 --> 00:07:17,117 Forgot to get gas! 95 00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:10,468 Hurry up. I'm in a race. 96 00:08:11,709 --> 00:08:13,526 You're not getting a tip, slowpoke. 97 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:00,176 NITRO 98 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:02,592 Feel the trills! 99 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:11,250 If you win, you get me. 100 00:09:11,835 --> 00:09:13,375 But if you lose ... 101 00:09:13,710 --> 00:09:15,000 You get her. 102 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,525 Oh, hell no! I ain't going out like that! 103 00:09:35,918 --> 00:09:37,850 Too soon, rookies. 104 00:09:58,085 --> 00:09:59,500 My turn to jeez up. 105 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:02,668 (LANCE ARMSTRONG'S URINE) 106 00:10:09,092 --> 00:10:10,592 Whoa....! 107 00:10:13,918 --> 00:10:15,210 This is ... 108 00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:19,418 Awesome! 109 00:10:52,335 --> 00:10:53,625 My bad! 110 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,350 I'm coming for you, Serento. 111 00:11:03,674 --> 00:11:04,741 Oh.. 112 00:11:04,966 --> 00:11:06,499 Shit.. 113 00:11:12,168 --> 00:11:13,201 I'm going to win. 114 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:14,625 I'm going to win. 115 00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:28,692 Did I win? 116 00:11:44,085 --> 00:11:45,217 Smoked them! 117 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,559 Alright guys, pay up. 118 00:12:01,543 --> 00:12:03,085 Come here, puppy. 119 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,284 What you grinning about? 120 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,585 I almost beat you. 121 00:12:18,418 --> 00:12:19,835 You almost beat me? 122 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,618 You only can't beat me, you can't even beat yourself. 123 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,283 Not true Serento. 124 00:12:24,307 --> 00:12:26,549 I've beating myself since junior high. 125 00:12:29,525 --> 00:12:30,576 No way. 126 00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:34,085 You wagered a 10 sec car, you owe me a 10 sec car. 127 00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:35,868 Deliver to the shop tomorrow, 128 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,034 Bitch! 129 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,085 Polpol! Roll out! 130 00:12:42,085 --> 00:12:43,115 Polpol? 131 00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:44,634 You know five-O. 132 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,250 Pigs, bacon, barney. 133 00:12:47,275 --> 00:12:48,850 The heat, the law, the fuzz, the man. 134 00:12:49,326 --> 00:12:50,309 No. 135 00:12:50,335 --> 00:12:52,210 The boys in blue. The thin blue line. 136 00:12:52,835 --> 00:12:55,210 Johnny Law, Smokey, Gunshoot, Flatfoot. 137 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:56,230 Come on man? 138 00:12:56,254 --> 00:12:59,517 Haven't you ever seen an episode of of CSI or NCIS or Illinois SBU. 139 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,393 Are they on Netflix? 140 00:13:03,335 --> 00:13:04,684 I'm out of here! 141 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,676 Damn, it's the cops! 142 00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:10,750 Thanks for the heads up bro! 143 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,159 Where do you think you are going? Cupcake. 144 00:13:20,085 --> 00:13:21,250 Take it easy. 145 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,643 - Who were you racing with? - Nobody. 146 00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:28,710 I was taking a romantic midnight drive. 147 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,668 Oh, bullshit. 148 00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:44,000 Give me a name. Was it Serento? 149 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,100 Aw.. 150 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,143 Funny now? 151 00:13:56,393 --> 00:13:57,393 Aw.. 152 00:13:57,418 --> 00:13:58,750 He's a kind of robot. 153 00:14:01,018 --> 00:14:03,018 Oh, yeah. Alright. 154 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,335 Ready? Here we go! 155 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,868 Come on, cupcake, you're done. Let's go. 156 00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:14,301 Give me your hands. 157 00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:20,701 Come on. 158 00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:22,143 Hey! 159 00:14:22,168 --> 00:14:24,118 Jeez, Hanover, you have to be so rough? 160 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,659 I had to make it look real. Serento might had been watching. 161 00:14:27,085 --> 00:14:29,725 Serento ever found out I'm was an undercover cop, he would kill me. 162 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,556 Don't worry. I erased your files. 163 00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:33,792 No one on the force even knows you're a cop. 164 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,710 Your secret dies with me. 165 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,298 It's just. Maybe I'm not the right guy for the job. 166 00:14:38,322 --> 00:14:39,966 I mean. I don't exactly fit in. 167 00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:42,335 - I'm really white. - You'll be fine. 168 00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:45,663 I'm so white that when i went to an all white boarding school. 169 00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:47,125 Nicknamed was "Cracker". 170 00:14:47,418 --> 00:14:49,460 - I get it. - No, I don't think you do! 171 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:50,875 I love hockey. 172 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:54,418 I water ski, I have a favorite lacrosse team. 173 00:14:54,668 --> 00:14:56,710 I have a crush on Martha Stewart. 174 00:14:56,918 --> 00:14:59,835 People mistake me for the WikiLeak's guy. 175 00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:00,841 Okay. 176 00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:03,000 I still buy Kid Rock albums. 177 00:15:03,918 --> 00:15:07,543 I put purplery sachets in my underwear drawer. 178 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:08,793 I wear Crocs. 179 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,850 I take a weekly Zumba class. 180 00:15:13,085 --> 00:15:14,500 Oh, for Christ sake. 181 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:17,875 I cried. When 'Friends' went off the air. 182 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:21,250 My favourite actress of all time, is Kristen Stewart, 183 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:24,375 And my favourite movie off all time, is Pitch Perfect. 184 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,393 Oh, dear God! 185 00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:40,629 I'm so white, that I put mayonnaise on sticks, 186 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:42,659 and freeze them to make mayonnaise sickles. 187 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,643 You have no family, you got no friends. 188 00:15:49,168 --> 00:15:50,918 You score through the roof 189 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,201 on the criminal aptitude test. 190 00:15:53,201 --> 00:15:53,933 Take a look. 191 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,460 Score higher than Charles Manson. 192 00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:56,918 Dexter. 193 00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,625 You score higher than Kanye. 194 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:04,210 It's a fine line, which side of the law you even belong. 195 00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:07,250 That makes you perfect for undercover work . 196 00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:10,125 Or being a journalist for TMZ. 197 00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:13,918 I guess so. 198 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:17,460 Now look, Serento and his crew are responsible for everything. 199 00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:21,467 From truck heist to counterfeiting Bed Bath & Beyond gift cards. 200 00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:24,168 There is something big going down. 201 00:16:24,335 --> 00:16:26,842 We think that they might be working for this man. 202 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,225 J.Lo's ex-hubby, Marc Anthony? 203 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:31,750 No! 204 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:35,534 That's Juan Carlos De La Sol, the criminal king pin of LA (Los Angeles). 205 00:16:36,835 --> 00:16:37,772 Right ... 206 00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:39,418 Now look. 207 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,500 Tonight you got closest to Serento than anyone ever has. 208 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,210 But I need you to get closer still. 209 00:16:44,543 --> 00:16:46,418 I need you to join their crew. 210 00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:49,168 So we can get the evidence that we need to take these guys down. 211 00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:52,793 Are you with me? 212 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,000 That's my boy. 213 00:16:56,335 --> 00:16:59,585 But, how do I explain to Serento why you release me? 214 00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:01,543 Just tell him you beat my up and ran away. 215 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:04,393 - You think he'll go for that? - Yeah, if it looks right. 216 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:05,417 What do you mean? 217 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:07,250 Hit me. 218 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,710 - Come again? - Look, we got to make it look real. 219 00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:12,362 Like we really got into a brawl. 220 00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:14,875 And you knuckles got to look you had been hitting somebody. 221 00:17:15,085 --> 00:17:15,835 So, hit me. 222 00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:20,345 Oh, I can,t. 223 00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:22,750 I mean , can't we just like.. puts some fake blood on my knuckles or something. 224 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,085 Serento's a streetwise thug, he's going to see right through that.. 225 00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:27,960 Now hit me! 226 00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:33,026 Oh.. That hurts! 227 00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:35,125 I never actually hit someone before! 228 00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:37,335 Now do it again, and harder. 229 00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:41,343 Harder. 230 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:44,960 Harder! 231 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,292 Oh shit, I'm sorry. Your lips bleeding. 232 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:58,285 It's nothing. Okay, my turn. 233 00:17:59,335 --> 00:18:00,884 What do you mean, my turn? 234 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,026 Serento will never believe that you beat a hard detective, 235 00:18:03,027 --> 00:18:05,009 without taking a few beats yourself. 236 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,875 I guess so but ... 237 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:08,800 Hey ? 238 00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:13,183 You alright? 239 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:15,393 You good? Yeah, you alright. 240 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,042 (NO TRESPASSING) 241 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,067 Hey. 242 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,660 You got my car 10 second car? 243 00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:52,992 As promised. 244 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,460 Come on ... 245 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:01,934 - This thing is tiny! - Exactly. 246 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:05,875 With it's light body and a beef engine, this could be ... 247 00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:08,000 The fastest car in the circuit. 248 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:11,460 But Vin, it's all busted up. 249 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:12,960 It's a ton of work. 250 00:19:13,292 --> 00:19:14,625 Then fix it up! 251 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,292 And you're going to help him. 252 00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:20,460 - Cos now you work for me. - What? 253 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,542 We have a full medical and dental plans. 254 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,542 We recognized same sex partnership for health benefits. 255 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,834 And last but not least ... 256 00:19:33,835 --> 00:19:35,250 Casual Fridays. 257 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:39,085 That's when I get to wear my dope ass Hawaiian shirts. 258 00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,960 Deal with it, bitch! 259 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,085 Alright, Vin. 260 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,910 Where can I put my stuff? 261 00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:50,417 Over there. 262 00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:05,233 Whoa. 263 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,667 A lot of stolen merchandise . 264 00:20:07,835 --> 00:20:09,367 Whoa.. (A LOT OF STOLEN MERCHANDISE) 265 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:12,984 Son of a bitch! 266 00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:20,542 Come on, drink it! 267 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,484 Drink it, you son of a bitch! 268 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,567 What are you doing! 269 00:20:26,085 --> 00:20:27,625 You're going to kill him! 270 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,292 You know how fattening this stuff is! (SUNDAE SYRUP) 271 00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:31,768 He's a cop! 272 00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:34,259 - I saw him snooping around. - I ain't not cop! 273 00:20:34,335 --> 00:20:35,542 You're wearing a wire! 274 00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:39,433 Aww.. 275 00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:40,710 I hate cops. 276 00:20:44,085 --> 00:20:46,250 I saw him get arrested last night. 277 00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,125 They beat him down trying to get him to give me up. 278 00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:50,710 And he never dropped a dime. 279 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,042 - Vin! - I live by my instincts. 280 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,710 And he's as much as a cop 281 00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:58,250 as my girlfriend is in the class about her true sexual identity. 282 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,050 I can't believe this ... 283 00:21:02,051 --> 00:21:04,509 Why don't he go out with your sister while he's at it. 284 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:05,818 Pick you up at 7? 285 00:21:05,819 --> 00:21:07,192 It's a date. 286 00:21:08,042 --> 00:21:09,500 Oh, come on! 287 00:21:22,210 --> 00:21:23,442 Nice. 288 00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:36,917 Nervous? 289 00:21:36,919 --> 00:21:37,817 No. 290 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,951 I am, I'll admit it. 291 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,585 - You are? - Sure. 292 00:21:43,292 --> 00:21:44,835 I'm not so good at this. 293 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:45,981 The whole time we're out. 294 00:21:45,982 --> 00:21:48,817 I'm going to be thinking about when is the right moment to kiss you. 295 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:49,942 Really? 296 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,643 I propose that we just do it now, and get it out of the way. 297 00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:54,867 Do the first kiss now? 298 00:21:54,868 --> 00:21:56,184 What do you say? 299 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:58,701 Alright. 300 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:13,660 - I feel better already. - Me too. 301 00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:23,476 So. What do you have planned for our date. 302 00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:25,042 I was thinking a little dinner. 303 00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:27,085 Sounds great. 304 00:22:29,335 --> 00:22:31,925 Fondue? How romantic. 305 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,826 - May I ? - Please. 306 00:22:46,085 --> 00:22:47,152 Sorry. 307 00:22:47,252 --> 00:22:49,218 Awkward first date moment. 308 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:50,742 Yeah. 309 00:22:53,792 --> 00:22:55,500 So tell me about your brother. 310 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,489 What do you want to know ? 311 00:22:58,490 --> 00:22:59,792 I do not know. 312 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,851 How does Vin have the money to pay for all those 313 00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:03,585 suit up cars? 314 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,143 Does he engage in illegal activities. 315 00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:09,059 on regular.. basis? 316 00:23:09,335 --> 00:23:10,585 What is he planning to do 317 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,167 with LA king pin 318 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:14,492 Juan Carlos De La Sol? 319 00:23:15,835 --> 00:23:18,434 - I don't want to talk about my brother. - Right. 320 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,960 - Let's talk about you. - What about me? 321 00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:27,550 What are you there? You're not a tough girl. 322 00:23:28,085 --> 00:23:31,750 Sure, on the outside. You have this take no shit hard exterior. 323 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,667 But, on the inside.. 324 00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:36,085 You're completely different. 325 00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:37,384 I am? 326 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,800 Your ideal night, is cuddling up with your snuggie. 327 00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:43,417 Watching your favorite movies. 328 00:23:43,585 --> 00:23:47,175 The Notebook, Dear John and The Human Centipede. 329 00:23:48,085 --> 00:23:51,500 You donate all of your extra money, to the causes closest to your heart. 330 00:23:51,917 --> 00:23:54,792 Save The Whales Amnesty International, 331 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 No Child Left Behind Without an Xbox. 332 00:23:57,542 --> 00:24:00,625 And on New Year's eve, when the clock strikes midnight, 333 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:03,042 Just as Ryan Seacrest ushers in the new year. 334 00:24:03,792 --> 00:24:05,125 When the big ball thingy. 335 00:24:05,542 --> 00:24:06,792 lowers on that.. 336 00:24:08,585 --> 00:24:09,634 thing. 337 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,617 You make a wish that the new year 338 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,300 will bring you, the true love. 339 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,750 Flat tire. 340 00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:16,050 Jordana told me what went down on your date last night. 341 00:25:16,125 --> 00:25:18,750 About the fondue and flat tire? 342 00:25:19,042 --> 00:25:20,292 About the.. 343 00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:24,542 relationships, You had at the back of her apartment. 344 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,367 Sorry, Vin. it won't happen again. 345 00:25:28,667 --> 00:25:29,875 It better happen again. 346 00:25:31,042 --> 00:25:33,285 I've never seen my sister so happy before. 347 00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:34,960 She's glowing. 348 00:25:49,659 --> 00:25:50,659 Yeah. 349 00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:52,093 I got it. 350 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:53,835 I'll be right there. 351 00:25:55,917 --> 00:25:57,375 Michelle, let's bounce. 352 00:25:57,401 --> 00:25:58,601 Vin. 353 00:26:00,085 --> 00:26:02,785 Vin, baby. You know I got softball every Tuesday! 354 00:26:06,210 --> 00:26:07,593 You're ready to take your shot? 355 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,417 - Where are we going? - Don't ask so many questions. 356 00:26:11,585 --> 00:26:12,835 Why? 357 00:26:14,917 --> 00:26:16,367 That's another question. 358 00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:19,476 Why so curious? 359 00:26:20,417 --> 00:26:24,000 So, if I knew where we were going, I would know how to dress. 360 00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:26,125 Fancy, casual ... 361 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,101 nautical. 362 00:26:28,808 --> 00:26:30,808 Whoa. Hey, hey! 363 00:26:30,835 --> 00:26:32,835 You taking him over me? 364 00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:37,026 Thought we were BFFs. 365 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:41,460 Fine. 366 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:43,695 You can forget about coming over tonight and 367 00:26:43,697 --> 00:26:45,843 watch the season finale of the Bachelor. 368 00:26:45,851 --> 00:26:47,384 Cos you are no longer invited! 369 00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:52,067 Let's go. 370 00:26:58,125 --> 00:27:02,710 "Heading out. Something big going down with De La Sol." 371 00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:05,125 HANOVER: "Will monitor your activities..." 372 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,375 On behalf of Juan Carlos De La Sol, 373 00:27:49,917 --> 00:27:51,300 Thank you for coming. 374 00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:55,042 You are here because you are the best in the city. 375 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:58,125 But alas, we only need one driver. 376 00:27:58,585 --> 00:27:59,351 This is bullshit! 377 00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:00,585 To get the job... 378 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:03,667 you are going to have to audition. 379 00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:08,326 We'll see who is the best of the best. 380 00:28:09,351 --> 00:28:10,550 Oh, yes. 381 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:12,710 I think you know what you got to do 382 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,960 to impress De La Sol. 383 00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:17,585 And to show you have the cojones (balls).. 384 00:28:17,792 --> 00:28:19,375 to work for him. 385 00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:22,542 Vin. What's going on? 386 00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:24,009 Just follow my lead. 387 00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:07,585 Freestyle. 388 00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,460 Oh yes, yes. Come on twerk! 389 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:34,192 Twerk like Miley Cyrus! 390 00:29:36,718 --> 00:29:37,718 Yes. 391 00:29:41,242 --> 00:29:42,242 Yes. 392 00:29:48,335 --> 00:29:49,585 Diego! 393 00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:18,085 Man, I had you. I totally out danced you. 394 00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:21,042 You never out dance me. Who're you kidding? 395 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:22,917 3 years dance repertory. 396 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:26,410 Ballet, modern, contemporary and even tap. 397 00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:32,250 Right then, but next time ... 398 00:30:34,085 --> 00:30:35,542 Next time. 399 00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:46,417 - Nice moves. - Thanks. 400 00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:48,242 I only need one driver. 401 00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:50,359 But you guys had ball so good. 402 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,701 I decided I'm going to hire the two of you. 403 00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:58,710 - What's the job? - Very simple. 404 00:31:05,710 --> 00:31:08,800 You must drive my super car to this location. 405 00:31:10,710 --> 00:31:14,201 Upon delivery, you will be paid $ 100,000. 406 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,210 - Super car? - Yeah. 407 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:20,167 - She's a tiger. - I know. 408 00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:22,109 It's the only one of it's kind. 409 00:31:22,634 --> 00:31:23,709 It's priceless. 410 00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:25,526 You got yourself a deal. 411 00:31:25,542 --> 00:31:27,634 - Question. - Here we go again. 412 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:28,835 Excuse me? 413 00:31:28,835 --> 00:31:30,710 Why don't you just drive the car yourself? 414 00:31:31,667 --> 00:31:35,460 I would. But I have a million unpaid parking tickets. 415 00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:37,167 So they raise my insurance premium. 416 00:31:38,335 --> 00:31:41,167 Besides that, the car is a like a cop magnet. You know. 417 00:31:41,375 --> 00:31:44,460 You tried Geico? 15 minutes can save you 15%. 418 00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:48,792 Yes. And half like it even Progressive, but it's still a little worth to have. 419 00:31:50,667 --> 00:31:52,067 Are you a college graduate? 420 00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:54,492 Cos if you are a college grad, 421 00:31:54,559 --> 00:31:57,143 she could be eligible for a pretty substantial discount. 422 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,550 I once took a French league class 423 00:31:58,551 --> 00:32:00,009 in the college, does that count? 424 00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:00,835 Did you pass? 425 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:04,292 No, the professor flunked me. So I shot him. 426 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:08,035 Look I rather just pay criminals like yourself to drive the super car. 427 00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:10,701 Whenever I have to move it's location, okay? 428 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:14,460 - Make sense to me. - But the math doesn't add up! 429 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,460 You are offering us $ 100,000 in a down economy. 430 00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,960 What was your best bid from Aflac? 431 00:32:21,167 --> 00:32:24,401 Look! Do you want the job or not? God damn it! 432 00:32:25,542 --> 00:32:27,667 Yes, he does. 433 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,585 - Let's go. - Get the fuck in the car! 434 00:32:38,542 --> 00:32:41,460 It's not working. Dumb car must be broken. 435 00:32:46,085 --> 00:32:48,460 - Your foot is on the brake. - What? 436 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,292 Oh right ... 437 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:39,835 I got a bad feeling about this. 438 00:33:42,085 --> 00:33:43,292 Why? 439 00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:45,460 Listen to the score. 440 00:33:51,292 --> 00:33:52,585 Dissonant chord progression. 441 00:33:58,335 --> 00:34:00,101 Heavy use of Strings. 442 00:34:02,585 --> 00:34:03,742 Oboe. 443 00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:08,251 It all seems quite ominous. 444 00:34:23,001 --> 00:34:24,335 You got the money? 445 00:34:28,043 --> 00:34:29,300 There you go, sir. 446 00:34:34,835 --> 00:34:36,793 Count it. Make sure it's all there. 447 00:34:37,001 --> 00:34:39,217 Nah. This guy seems alright to me. 448 00:34:40,842 --> 00:34:42,043 Oh, oh. 449 00:34:45,168 --> 00:34:47,117 - I got it! - Throw it, you idiot! 450 00:34:48,335 --> 00:34:49,451 Not to me! 451 00:34:50,876 --> 00:34:52,376 I don't want it! 452 00:34:52,585 --> 00:34:54,076 What you waiting for, Vin. Throw it! 453 00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:57,085 Nah. I'm going to time it just right. So when I throw it. 454 00:34:57,335 --> 00:34:58,409 They will catch it. 455 00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:00,659 and it will explode before they have a chance to throw it back. 456 00:35:02,585 --> 00:35:03,885 Good thinking, right? 457 00:35:05,135 --> 00:35:06,081 Get ready! 458 00:35:06,081 --> 00:35:07,217 Wait for it. 459 00:35:07,217 --> 00:35:08,271 One. 460 00:35:10,072 --> 00:35:11,083 Two. 461 00:35:12,809 --> 00:35:14,009 And three. 462 00:35:17,293 --> 00:35:18,460 You okay? 463 00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:27,592 I think we got double crossed. 464 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,576 Oh, you think so? 465 00:35:53,085 --> 00:35:54,326 Where're you going? 466 00:36:14,876 --> 00:36:16,543 Oh, shit! 467 00:36:16,768 --> 00:36:17,967 No! 468 00:36:20,092 --> 00:36:21,293 Oh, shit.. 469 00:36:24,925 --> 00:36:27,568 Serento ever found out I was an undercover cop, he would kill me. 470 00:36:27,635 --> 00:36:29,101 Don’t worry. I erased your file. 471 00:36:29,126 --> 00:36:31,750 I'm the only one in the force who knows that you're a cop. 472 00:36:31,751 --> 00:36:33,559 Your secret dies with me. 473 00:36:35,251 --> 00:36:36,751 Oh, shit! 474 00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:47,909 Come on, you bastard! 475 00:36:50,126 --> 00:36:51,518 Take it easy. 476 00:36:53,168 --> 00:36:54,460 He's dead. 477 00:36:58,585 --> 00:37:00,268 You're a cop killer now. 478 00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:04,085 High five. 479 00:37:06,543 --> 00:37:08,460 Let's go, come on. 480 00:37:08,668 --> 00:37:09,751 Let's go! 481 00:37:50,710 --> 00:37:51,918 (BABY OIL) 482 00:38:07,510 --> 00:38:08,951 He killed a cop. 483 00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:10,260 Son of a bitch! 484 00:38:11,076 --> 00:38:13,076 Detective Johnson, I got some files for you to look at ... 485 00:38:13,085 --> 00:38:14,693 This is no time for paper work. 486 00:38:18,050 --> 00:38:20,217 I got regular, decaf, latte ... 487 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:22,543 I'll drink some coffee when I solved this crime. 488 00:38:24,793 --> 00:38:26,617 Here are the urine samples you requested. 489 00:38:28,293 --> 00:38:29,376 Oh smell this! 490 00:38:29,543 --> 00:38:30,583 Look. 491 00:38:30,585 --> 00:38:31,617 People. 492 00:38:31,626 --> 00:38:34,400 The only thing I want right now is to know what happened here. 493 00:38:36,293 --> 00:38:37,710 Officer Canaro, what have you got? 494 00:38:40,210 --> 00:38:41,951 There is a camera. 495 00:38:43,376 --> 00:38:44,650 Yeah. So? 496 00:38:44,751 --> 00:38:45,751 So. 497 00:38:46,668 --> 00:38:49,184 Maybe, it recorded what happened. 498 00:38:49,251 --> 00:38:49,960 And then what? 499 00:38:51,043 --> 00:38:52,251 And then.. 500 00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:59,001 And then you could watch the tape. 501 00:38:59,168 --> 00:39:01,168 And see.. who shot him. 502 00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:07,210 It just might worked. 503 00:39:16,001 --> 00:39:17,460 (Come on, you bastard!) 504 00:39:17,835 --> 00:39:19,085 Who is he? 505 00:39:20,251 --> 00:39:21,007 Initiating Facial Recognition 506 00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:21,768 - NO MATCH- 507 00:39:22,085 --> 00:39:23,311 There's nothing on him. 508 00:39:23,313 --> 00:39:24,492 No record. 509 00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:27,668 Guy kills a cop, has no priors ... 510 00:39:28,543 --> 00:39:30,326 Doesn't make any sense. 511 00:39:32,293 --> 00:39:34,226 Let's check the body, I want a fingerprint. 512 00:39:35,175 --> 00:39:36,425 What the hell is that? 513 00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:38,826 The black light will expose what the human eye can't see. 514 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:41,034 Like what date line uses, for those exposes 515 00:39:41,101 --> 00:39:44,085 or Motels with dirty sheets. covering disgusting bed bugs. 516 00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:54,242 Got cha. 517 00:39:54,244 --> 00:39:55,675 You, son of a bitch. 518 00:40:01,251 --> 00:40:02,284 What? 519 00:40:02,543 --> 00:40:04,376 Nothing. Nothing. 520 00:40:23,335 --> 00:40:24,425 Where is my car? 521 00:40:24,451 --> 00:40:25,650 Well, Carlos. 522 00:40:26,543 --> 00:40:29,550 I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news, but.. 523 00:40:30,793 --> 00:40:31,918 I don't have it. 524 00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:34,159 So. You don't have my car? 525 00:40:35,085 --> 00:40:36,143 Well uh ... 526 00:40:36,751 --> 00:40:38,800 The double cross didn't go as planned, per se. 527 00:40:38,835 --> 00:40:40,101 Per se? 528 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,760 Yeah, per se. You know. As a matter of speaking. 529 00:40:43,835 --> 00:40:47,650 Yeah, but you say per se, when what you said wasn't exactly accurate. 530 00:40:47,876 --> 00:40:49,168 So what happened? 531 00:40:50,001 --> 00:40:51,751 The double cross didn't go as planned. 532 00:40:51,918 --> 00:40:53,510 So, Not per se after all. 533 00:40:55,793 --> 00:40:58,126 I guess not. Not per se. 534 00:40:59,876 --> 00:41:00,768 And that! 535 00:41:00,835 --> 00:41:01,918 That! 536 00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:03,876 Per se! 537 00:41:06,001 --> 00:41:08,617 I have more information. Senor. 538 00:41:08,710 --> 00:41:11,284 I was going to tell you, but you stabbed me. 539 00:41:11,876 --> 00:41:14,335 Yeah well, you must always kill the messenger. 540 00:41:14,585 --> 00:41:16,900 That's sort of how we work, right? 541 00:41:17,117 --> 00:41:19,576 Si, si. I understand, but ... 542 00:41:21,701 --> 00:41:22,701 Quick. 543 00:41:23,126 --> 00:41:24,626 Make him comfortable. 544 00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:27,293 Bring a pillow and some coconut water. 545 00:41:28,818 --> 00:41:29,818 Here 546 00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:37,335 - Bless you. - This pillow is down filled! 547 00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:39,001 I'm allergic! 548 00:41:39,135 --> 00:41:41,460 You have a hypoallergenic one? 549 00:41:41,467 --> 00:41:44,534 I don't know. Perhaps cotton or I don't know.. 550 00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:47,001 Something in the soft, microfiber. 551 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,168 Thank you. 552 00:41:55,693 --> 00:41:57,125 There, feel better now. 553 00:41:57,126 --> 00:41:59,210 It will help to replenish your electrolytes. 554 00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:02,293 It's filled with mango and peach. 555 00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:04,166 Feel better now? 556 00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:05,867 Oh, Serento. 557 00:42:06,501 --> 00:42:08,293 He shot the other three. 558 00:42:08,501 --> 00:42:10,043 I barely got out with my life... 559 00:42:13,668 --> 00:42:15,001 Serento, huh. 560 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:18,251 Get rid of him. 561 00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:20,103 Carlos ... 562 00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:22,376 Madre de Dios, que me asustó ! (Mother of God, you scared me!) 563 00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:24,043 I wasn't done. 564 00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:28,251 Forgive me please. I constantly interrupt people. 565 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:31,751 It's a terrible habit, I'm working on it. 566 00:42:32,376 --> 00:42:35,476 But my therapist says it's a form of narcissism. 567 00:42:36,543 --> 00:42:37,434 Anyway, you were saying? 568 00:42:37,501 --> 00:42:40,034 I know where Serento and his crew hideout. 569 00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:43,217 It's at the warehouse of... 570 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,588 I interrupt again, didn't I? 571 00:42:46,588 --> 00:42:47,376 Yeah. 572 00:42:48,085 --> 00:42:50,501 Therapy is a process. 573 00:42:51,585 --> 00:42:53,210 Get my car. 574 00:42:53,418 --> 00:42:55,626 As for Serento and his crew. 575 00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:57,893 kill them all. 576 00:42:58,585 --> 00:43:01,085 I have more information, senor. 577 00:43:17,918 --> 00:43:21,001 (- WE'RE CLOSED - definitely not hiding out inside! ) 578 00:43:22,335 --> 00:43:24,668 Alright people. We are in serious lock down mode. 579 00:43:24,876 --> 00:43:26,085 No one leaves the garage. 580 00:43:26,293 --> 00:43:28,543 De La Sol is out to kill me, and the rest of you. 581 00:43:30,210 --> 00:43:31,668 How can you be so sure? 582 00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:33,050 By follow my Tweeter. 583 00:43:33,117 --> 00:43:34,360 (You're all #dead!) 584 00:43:37,168 --> 00:43:39,835 ( New episode of #DuckDynasty tonight, can't wait .) 585 00:43:41,335 --> 00:43:42,418 Check this out. 586 00:43:43,126 --> 00:43:44,492 A Tragedy has occurred. 587 00:43:44,518 --> 00:43:47,717 Where a veteran detective has been brutally murdered. 588 00:43:53,501 --> 00:43:55,293 Come on, you bastard! 589 00:43:55,534 --> 00:43:58,284 Police had been ordered to shoot this man. 590 00:43:58,351 --> 00:44:00,710 Police are also encouraging Angelenos to take the law 591 00:44:00,717 --> 00:44:02,235 into their own hands. 592 00:44:02,501 --> 00:44:05,418 If you see this man, please shoot him, stab him, 593 00:44:05,485 --> 00:44:09,018 or if the opportunity arises, slap him upside the head. 594 00:44:09,793 --> 00:44:11,309 Oh, come on! 595 00:44:12,168 --> 00:44:13,235 What? 596 00:44:15,751 --> 00:44:17,668 - We have to get out of here. - Go where? 597 00:44:17,876 --> 00:44:19,492 Some place where no one would find us. 598 00:44:20,210 --> 00:44:22,835 Some place with no extradition, 599 00:44:22,842 --> 00:44:24,510 like Tokyo or Rio 600 00:44:24,918 --> 00:44:25,918 or Florida. 601 00:44:26,251 --> 00:44:28,793 You are talking fake passports, plane tickets, 602 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,043 living off the grid ... 603 00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:31,534 We don’t have that kind of money, Vin. 604 00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:33,826 Then we need to get some money, fast. 605 00:44:35,418 --> 00:44:37,043 Or we're all dead. 606 00:44:37,251 --> 00:44:38,543 Ideas? 607 00:44:42,710 --> 00:44:47,376 How about we moved to San Francisco and open an alternative lesbians coffee shop. 608 00:44:49,376 --> 00:44:51,485 What? I'm just big ballin. 609 00:44:54,251 --> 00:44:56,418 Why don't we just sell this bitch super car. 610 00:44:56,425 --> 00:44:57,543 We'll be rich! 611 00:44:57,568 --> 00:44:58,967 Boom! 612 00:44:59,668 --> 00:45:01,626 Problem solved, bitch! 613 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:05,268 Great idea, if it were actually a "super car". 614 00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:06,467 What? 615 00:45:14,043 --> 00:45:15,534 87 octane? 616 00:45:16,335 --> 00:45:17,960 Super cars only run on premium. 617 00:45:18,210 --> 00:45:19,409 I know it . 618 00:45:19,626 --> 00:45:23,001 Why would De La Sol have us drive this car unless it was valuable. 619 00:45:23,710 --> 00:45:25,251 Something smells fishy. 620 00:45:32,418 --> 00:45:33,710 (DE LA SOL ILLEGAL ACTIVITY) 621 00:45:33,918 --> 00:45:36,793 (BRIBES TO POLITICIANS, MY HOUSE OF HOES, I HAVE $100M INA VAULT) 622 00:45:37,460 --> 00:45:40,010 It's a break down of all De La Sol's illegal activity. 623 00:45:40,043 --> 00:45:42,425 Records of bribes to corrupt politicians, 624 00:45:42,492 --> 00:45:44,034 where he houses his hoes, 625 00:45:44,101 --> 00:45:46,268 Where he keeps his stash of money worth over a $100 million. 626 00:45:46,335 --> 00:45:48,626 Wait ... That's it! 627 00:45:48,793 --> 00:45:49,809 Right! 628 00:45:49,876 --> 00:45:52,668 We go to the house where he keeps his hoes and we keep it. 629 00:46:00,918 --> 00:46:02,668 We steal his $100 million. 630 00:46:03,085 --> 00:46:04,818 and get out of town for good. 631 00:46:05,918 --> 00:46:07,293 Who's in? 632 00:46:21,793 --> 00:46:22,867 I'm in. 633 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,376 Boss, I got the lunch. 634 00:46:38,793 --> 00:46:40,925 Thank God, I'm starving. 635 00:46:41,251 --> 00:46:42,543 What is this? 636 00:46:45,293 --> 00:46:46,349 Burger and fries. 637 00:46:46,349 --> 00:46:48,309 Yeah I can see that. I'm not blind! 638 00:46:48,418 --> 00:46:50,518 But I ordered a kid's meal. 639 00:46:50,585 --> 00:46:51,451 I'm sorry. 640 00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:52,893 You know that I've been collecting 641 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,360 the 'Despicable Me' minions. 642 00:46:55,668 --> 00:46:57,300 - I told you. You know that. - Yes 643 00:46:57,460 --> 00:46:59,976 I have them all, except for Carl. 644 00:47:00,543 --> 00:47:02,210 I have Jerry, I have Stuart, 645 00:47:02,376 --> 00:47:04,126 I have Kevin, Dave, 646 00:47:04,335 --> 00:47:06,418 but I needed Carl. 647 00:47:06,876 --> 00:47:07,835 Carl says 648 00:47:08,001 --> 00:47:11,826 "Bee-doh! Bee-doh." 649 00:47:12,168 --> 00:47:13,835 And you forget about it. 650 00:47:14,043 --> 00:47:16,710 I need the BeeDoh BeeDoh guy, to complete my collection! 651 00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:18,376 Okay, I go back. I go get a new one. 652 00:47:18,543 --> 00:47:19,534 No, no, no.. 653 00:47:19,543 --> 00:47:21,418 I don't even want it anymore. 654 00:47:23,835 --> 00:47:26,434 Robbing Juan Carlos' of a $100 million, ain't going to be easy. 655 00:47:26,501 --> 00:47:29,784 If we are going to pull off this heist, we're going to need a bigger crew. 656 00:47:29,876 --> 00:47:32,568 First thing first, we need a black guy. 657 00:47:33,168 --> 00:47:36,717 As Ja Rule or Bow Wow or Ludacris. 658 00:47:36,751 --> 00:47:38,418 Why does he have to be a rapper? 659 00:47:38,751 --> 00:47:41,659 Cos movies like these always have a rapper doing the cameo. 660 00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:44,467 It brings in the urban demographic. 661 00:47:44,585 --> 00:47:45,793 Dummy. 662 00:47:46,001 --> 00:47:47,885 Plus, they get to do a soundtrack title. 663 00:47:48,876 --> 00:47:52,751 Hey, what about uh .. Lil Wayne, T.I., DMX, 664 00:47:53,210 --> 00:47:54,534 Gucci Mane and Akon? 665 00:47:54,543 --> 00:47:58,117 No, all those guys are either on their way to jail or just getting out of jail. 666 00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:00,726 We'll film a reality show that chronicles going to jail 667 00:48:00,793 --> 00:48:02,385 and then getting out of jail. 668 00:48:04,293 --> 00:48:05,943 And then go back to jail. 669 00:48:05,943 --> 00:48:07,067 I got it. 670 00:48:07,092 --> 00:48:09,967 I know the perfect guy to do the cameo. 671 00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:14,668 RAPPER CAMEO 672 00:48:15,043 --> 00:48:16,659 And we need an Asian guy. 673 00:48:19,626 --> 00:48:22,960 - Some one who can drift? - Because Asian guys are cool. 674 00:48:23,251 --> 00:48:25,501 COOL ASIAN GUY 675 00:48:25,918 --> 00:48:27,831 And last but not least, we need a beautiful model 676 00:48:27,831 --> 00:48:29,826 making her future acting debut.. 677 00:48:50,501 --> 00:48:53,085 She's not going to have a lot of lines or a lot to do. 678 00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:57,010 But she's smoking hot. Fine to look at. 679 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,851 MODEL TURNED ACTRESS 680 00:48:59,085 --> 00:49:00,867 - How do you do that? - What? 681 00:49:00,876 --> 00:49:03,367 You describe them and then like instantly they're here. 682 00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:04,592 Well, I had to. 683 00:49:04,626 --> 00:49:07,159 It's a classic multi-ethnic round up scene. 684 00:49:07,168 --> 00:49:09,284 It's in every Fast & Furious movie. 685 00:49:09,293 --> 00:49:14,050 Plus, I like to give my heist a sort of United Colors of Benetton feel. 686 00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:15,951 Now let's get down to business. 687 00:49:26,701 --> 00:49:28,701 Alright, these are the blueprints to the building 688 00:49:28,768 --> 00:49:30,976 De La Sol is holding his $100 million in. 689 00:49:31,335 --> 00:49:33,784 Does anyone have any idea. 690 00:49:34,668 --> 00:49:36,110 How to read a blueprint? 691 00:49:37,309 --> 00:49:39,010 Oh, damn dog of my. 692 00:49:39,335 --> 00:49:40,992 That's not what you asked me. 693 00:49:41,001 --> 00:49:44,110 You said, can I drive fast and can I use a gun. 694 00:49:46,126 --> 00:49:48,085 - Damn! - So many numbers. 695 00:49:48,293 --> 00:49:50,394 Right, then i say we go over there 696 00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:52,724 and see for ourselves what we are up against. 697 00:49:54,710 --> 00:49:57,300 You, Rapper Cameo and Cool Asian Guy. 698 00:49:57,710 --> 00:49:58,960 Let's roll. 699 00:50:00,585 --> 00:50:02,092 Wait! I'm not going? 700 00:50:02,126 --> 00:50:04,876 No, why don't you stay behind with the girls. 701 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,193 Killed him. 702 00:50:16,001 --> 00:50:17,800 That was our secret handshake! 703 00:50:18,043 --> 00:50:20,585 - Now it's his. - Deal with it. 704 00:50:21,168 --> 00:50:22,251 Bitch! 705 00:50:32,150 --> 00:50:34,717 There's something I need to talk to you about when you get back. 706 00:50:34,751 --> 00:50:36,510 Can you give me a hint? 707 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:48,043 Rock-a-bye baby 708 00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:50,418 on the treetop. 709 00:50:50,485 --> 00:50:54,601 When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. 710 00:50:55,925 --> 00:50:57,425 Okay... 711 00:50:59,251 --> 00:51:02,034 When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. 712 00:51:02,043 --> 00:51:04,710 And down will come BABY... 713 00:51:04,775 --> 00:51:06,476 cradle and all. 714 00:51:07,335 --> 00:51:08,460 Oh my God! 715 00:51:09,001 --> 00:51:10,626 Are you serious? 716 00:51:13,751 --> 00:51:15,543 You taken up singing. 717 00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:18,068 You should totally try out for The Voice. 718 00:51:18,085 --> 00:51:21,342 Avril Lavigne is going to love you! 719 00:51:22,293 --> 00:51:25,376 When a man and a woman make love, 720 00:51:25,585 --> 00:51:28,668 sometimes there can be, unintended 721 00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:30,210 consequences. 722 00:51:30,418 --> 00:51:32,335 I know exactly where this is heading. 723 00:51:32,342 --> 00:51:34,135 And I want to talk to you about it. 724 00:51:34,501 --> 00:51:35,429 Great. 725 00:51:35,454 --> 00:51:37,742 Cos I'm pretty sure you gave me herpes. 726 00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:42,666 I'm... 727 00:51:44,085 --> 00:51:45,876 We'll talk about this later. 728 00:52:33,085 --> 00:52:34,168 Who are you? 729 00:52:49,126 --> 00:52:50,659 Where is the rest of the money? 730 00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,976 What do you mean? It's all here. 731 00:52:56,318 --> 00:52:57,163 Watch out! 732 00:52:57,188 --> 00:52:58,742 I'm on it, bro. 733 00:53:08,867 --> 00:53:11,501 De La Sol's stash is worth over a $100 million. 734 00:53:11,668 --> 00:53:12,860 Where is it? 735 00:53:12,918 --> 00:53:15,409 - Who's De La Sol? - Who's De La Sol. 736 00:53:15,934 --> 00:53:17,134 Aw... 737 00:53:17,418 --> 00:53:18,992 You think I was born yesterday? 738 00:53:21,376 --> 00:53:22,451 Question. 739 00:53:23,501 --> 00:53:25,576 Is this 1414 Becker Street? 740 00:53:25,793 --> 00:53:27,219 This is 1414 741 00:53:27,744 --> 00:53:29,224 Becker Lane. 742 00:53:29,335 --> 00:53:30,550 What's with all the cash? 743 00:53:30,710 --> 00:53:33,818 We're a church, it was Bingo night. 744 00:53:35,501 --> 00:53:37,626 I am the pastor, you asshole! 745 00:53:41,585 --> 00:53:42,925 (CHURCH COMMUNITY CENTER) 746 00:53:58,150 --> 00:53:59,451 Que paso? (What happen?) 747 00:54:00,876 --> 00:54:03,335 Someone just robbed the church on Becker. 748 00:54:03,918 --> 00:54:05,534 I know they wanted my money. 749 00:54:05,668 --> 00:54:07,061 You think it was Serento? 750 00:54:07,085 --> 00:54:07,942 Duh! 751 00:54:08,001 --> 00:54:10,918 He thinks he can steal my money? 752 00:54:11,126 --> 00:54:12,701 Listen to me, Cesar. 753 00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:14,635 Please pay attention. 754 00:54:16,168 --> 00:54:18,418 - I want my building guarded. -Okay. 755 00:54:18,626 --> 00:54:21,626 Put the money in the strongest vault there is. 756 00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:24,092 And kill Serento. 757 00:54:25,251 --> 00:54:27,143 - You got it? - I got it, boss. 758 00:54:29,385 --> 00:54:31,210 Lo Qué es, el medio parte que? (What was it? The middle part ?) 759 00:54:31,626 --> 00:54:32,710 What? 760 00:54:32,876 --> 00:54:34,248 Uh.. 761 00:54:34,273 --> 00:54:35,460 Building.. guarded. 762 00:54:35,483 --> 00:54:36,708 No..no. 763 00:54:38,510 --> 00:54:39,643 The vault? 764 00:54:39,751 --> 00:54:41,001 No, no. Not that, the.. 765 00:54:41,501 --> 00:54:43,751 - Kill Serento? - Right! 766 00:54:44,251 --> 00:54:45,659 Now I understand. 767 00:54:45,668 --> 00:54:48,284 Guard the building and put Serento in the vault! 768 00:54:50,918 --> 00:54:53,985 I'll just better text you the needs, mijo (my son). 769 00:54:54,001 --> 00:54:55,251 It's for the best. 770 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:59,717 Now, now you have instructions in your cellphone. 771 00:55:00,460 --> 00:55:02,534 - I didn't get it. - But I already sent it! 772 00:55:02,759 --> 00:55:03,675 No. 773 00:55:03,876 --> 00:55:05,918 Aye! You have the 4G network? 774 00:55:06,126 --> 00:55:07,400 Yes. Of course. 775 00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:09,701 I'm still under the 3G, it's much slower. 776 00:55:09,876 --> 00:55:13,501 How can I run a major criminal empire.. 777 00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:15,726 And not having the same network? 778 00:55:16,001 --> 00:55:18,099 Well uh, in three months. 779 00:55:18,224 --> 00:55:19,666 my contract is going to end. 780 00:55:19,751 --> 00:55:22,175 And then I plan to upgrade to the newest network. 781 00:55:22,251 --> 00:55:25,710 But in 3 months, that would be 5G! 782 00:55:26,034 --> 00:55:27,034 Okay. 783 00:55:27,775 --> 00:55:30,550 How about you give me your phone. And then you get a new one. 784 00:55:30,668 --> 00:55:32,885 - I'm going to kill you. - We go now. 785 00:55:42,001 --> 00:55:43,585 They're wearing ski masks. 786 00:55:44,043 --> 00:55:47,918 They must have gone skiing immediately before or after the crime. 787 00:55:48,085 --> 00:55:50,626 Contact the Aspen police, the Canadian Mounties, 788 00:55:50,652 --> 00:55:53,259 and Whistler in the Swiss Alps special forces. See what they know. 789 00:55:53,543 --> 00:55:54,409 Right sir. 790 00:55:54,418 --> 00:55:56,085 And take a look at this. 791 00:56:02,775 --> 00:56:03,867 That's Vin Serento. 792 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,260 He's involved too. 793 00:56:05,467 --> 00:56:06,612 Triangulate the area. 794 00:56:06,637 --> 00:56:09,760 I want every available officers to be on the lookout for these guys. 795 00:56:09,793 --> 00:56:11,543 Serento's chop shop must be close by. 796 00:56:14,876 --> 00:56:17,376 And for God sake. Someone get me some more baby oil! 797 00:56:20,217 --> 00:56:22,001 How is it going on fingerprint match? 798 00:56:23,635 --> 00:56:24,851 Uh, still nothing. 799 00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:30,501 Wherever you fugitives are, I'll find you. 800 00:56:30,710 --> 00:56:33,168 You hear me? I will find you! 801 00:56:38,085 --> 00:56:39,460 How about this t-shirt? 802 00:56:40,661 --> 00:56:41,501 Sir? 803 00:56:41,525 --> 00:56:42,717 Is it tight enough? 804 00:56:43,251 --> 00:56:44,534 Is it tight enough? 805 00:56:44,626 --> 00:56:47,485 Yes, I mean I can see your nipples and everything. 806 00:56:47,501 --> 00:56:48,610 You're damn right. 807 00:56:48,635 --> 00:56:50,559 That's what I'm going for. 808 00:56:57,376 --> 00:56:58,960 Alright. Here's the deal. 809 00:56:59,043 --> 00:57:01,451 1414 Becker Street, is a Mexican restaurant, 810 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:03,050 called Big Ass Tacos. 811 00:57:03,126 --> 00:57:05,010 De La Sol's using it as a front. 812 00:57:05,210 --> 00:57:07,059 I love Big Ass Tacos. 813 00:57:13,585 --> 00:57:15,135 It's a perfect cover. 814 00:57:15,710 --> 00:57:18,184 While unsuspecting customers chow down, 815 00:57:18,251 --> 00:57:20,409 De La Sol got a secret room at the back. 816 00:57:20,668 --> 00:57:22,498 De La Sol's stash must be there. 817 00:57:22,523 --> 00:57:25,824 Cos they brought in "The strongest Vault There is." 818 00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,501 A vault big enough to hold a $100 million plus. 819 00:57:29,751 --> 00:57:33,376 But this place is locked down harder than Lindsay Lohan's liquor cabinet. 820 00:57:33,585 --> 00:57:35,146 If they see us, 821 00:57:35,172 --> 00:57:36,525 we're dead. 822 00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,601 But I got a foolproof plan. That's going to get us the money. 823 00:57:39,668 --> 00:57:41,576 And they'll never know what hit them. 824 00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:44,235 First, we need eyes on the inside. 825 00:57:44,293 --> 00:57:46,117 That's where Jordana and Michelle come in. 826 00:57:47,085 --> 00:57:49,668 Now before you get into the vault, there is a counting room. 827 00:57:49,668 --> 00:57:52,050 De La Sol doesn't trust the counter from stealing. 828 00:57:52,085 --> 00:57:54,701 So to make sure they are not hiding cash in their clothes. 829 00:57:54,710 --> 00:57:56,742 He makes them all work butt naked. 830 00:57:56,751 --> 00:57:58,217 Everyone's nude. 831 00:57:58,251 --> 00:58:00,025 Even the guards. 832 00:58:02,126 --> 00:58:04,143 You two will get jobs as new counters. 833 00:58:04,251 --> 00:58:05,342 Wait. 834 00:58:05,751 --> 00:58:08,760 All of these girls are totally naked and super hot? 835 00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:10,300 Perfect tits. 836 00:58:11,543 --> 00:58:13,550 Every last one of them. 837 00:58:14,293 --> 00:58:15,385 Continue. 838 00:58:15,918 --> 00:58:19,418 Now everyday at 3 o'clock, right after he finishes watching Judge Judy. 839 00:58:19,425 --> 00:58:23,043 De La Sol comes in to check on the money in the vault. 840 00:58:27,210 --> 00:58:30,393 Michelle, you improvise a distraction. 841 00:58:43,376 --> 00:58:44,775 The guard rush over. 842 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,717 Alone, Jordana will slip away and spy on 843 00:58:46,742 --> 00:58:49,043 De La Sol as he opens the vault. 844 00:58:54,242 --> 00:58:55,559 What you'll find is that. 845 00:58:55,626 --> 00:58:59,693 The vault is encrypted with a high tech DNA code that matches De La Sol's. 846 00:59:08,434 --> 00:59:10,460 So. We need a sample of De La Sol's DNA. 847 00:59:10,485 --> 00:59:12,791 If we're going to get into that safe. 848 00:59:14,543 --> 00:59:16,476 Come On! Get out of here! 849 00:59:16,793 --> 00:59:17,867 Out! 850 00:59:19,793 --> 00:59:22,668 De La Sol takes a 10 mile run every morning through the city. 851 00:59:23,126 --> 00:59:26,284 And that's where Model Turned Actress and Cool Asian Guy come into play. 852 00:59:27,168 --> 00:59:30,818 Model Turned Actress will drive by getting De La Sol's attention. 853 00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:34,018 And he will say something like.. "Nice boobies." 854 00:59:34,376 --> 00:59:35,559 Then Cool Asian Guy will appear 855 00:59:35,626 --> 00:59:37,335 and say something like.. 856 00:59:37,543 --> 00:59:39,784 "Did you just said 'nice boobies' to my girlfriend? " 857 00:59:39,835 --> 00:59:43,385 And he will reply: "I don't know, it's that your girlfriend?" 858 00:59:43,409 --> 00:59:44,583 "Yup" 859 00:59:44,585 --> 00:59:47,610 "Well then, I said 'nice boobies'." 860 00:59:47,668 --> 00:59:49,335 That's when you have to defend her honor. 861 00:59:49,501 --> 00:59:52,159 "So then I must defend her honor and challenge you to a ... 862 00:59:53,168 --> 00:59:54,217 "Karate fight." 863 00:59:54,376 --> 00:59:57,451 Oh, cos I'm Asian. You automatically assume I know karate? 864 00:59:57,501 --> 00:59:58,293 Do you? 865 00:59:58,318 --> 01:00:00,692 Yeah, I'm a 3rd degree black belt. 866 01:00:02,710 --> 01:00:04,110 That's a total coincidence. 867 01:00:04,126 --> 01:00:05,726 Anyway, you'll fight him. 868 01:00:12,784 --> 01:00:14,460 You will do spinning windmills. 869 01:00:14,626 --> 01:00:17,309 Leg sweeps, and flying side kicks. 870 01:00:33,251 --> 01:00:35,668 Then De La Sol will start working your face like a punching bag. 871 01:00:35,835 --> 01:00:38,726 All in the effort to get De La Sol to build up a nice sweat. 872 01:00:38,735 --> 01:00:42,226 So Model Turned Actress can collect DNA sample from his upper ass crack. 873 01:00:42,251 --> 01:00:43,326 Ass crack? 874 01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:45,492 The purest form of DNA. 875 01:01:02,168 --> 01:01:05,592 Now that we have a sample of his DNA, we can unlock the safe. 876 01:01:05,751 --> 01:01:07,992 How we ever get near the vault to open it? 877 01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:09,576 That's where you come in, Rapper Cameo. 878 01:01:10,126 --> 01:01:12,753 We're going to give you the DNA sample to unlock the vault. 879 01:01:12,778 --> 01:01:14,617 Shove you in a box and shipped you there. 880 01:01:14,684 --> 01:01:15,876 Say what? 881 01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,409 We'll send you ground. 3 to 5 days shipping. 882 01:01:18,626 --> 01:01:20,001 3 to 5 days? 883 01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:22,867 We looked into overnight. But the rate was outrageous. 884 01:01:23,043 --> 01:01:24,335 Come on, man! 885 01:01:24,918 --> 01:01:28,251 You will get delivered and placed by the vault, waiting further instructions. 886 01:01:28,460 --> 01:01:29,967 That brings us to Curtis. 887 01:01:30,210 --> 01:01:31,876 You'll be the decoy. 888 01:01:32,418 --> 01:01:34,710 You'll knock on the door. And when the guards open up. 889 01:01:34,793 --> 01:01:35,842 You tickle him. 890 01:01:35,909 --> 01:01:38,242 - Did you say tickle? - Did I stutter? 891 01:01:39,085 --> 01:01:41,793 You'll run around the alley dodging bullets. 892 01:01:42,793 --> 01:01:44,559 And that will draw the other naked guard to 893 01:01:44,626 --> 01:01:46,309 rush outside and shooting you. 894 01:01:46,876 --> 01:01:47,943 When Rapper Cameo 895 01:01:48,010 --> 01:01:51,175 hears all the gun fire, he'll pop out like jack in a box. 896 01:01:51,585 --> 01:01:53,967 He'll run over to the door and lock out the guards. 897 01:01:55,293 --> 01:01:58,550 He'll then use the ass crack DNA sample to unlock the vault. 898 01:01:59,751 --> 01:02:01,826 Now back outside, Curtis will finally get shot. 899 01:02:01,876 --> 01:02:03,085 Get shot? 900 01:02:03,626 --> 01:02:06,309 Yes. And mainly in the groin. 901 01:02:08,835 --> 01:02:11,492 And when the guards go to check to see if Curtis is finally dead ... 902 01:02:11,559 --> 01:02:12,768 I die? 903 01:02:12,967 --> 01:02:14,260 We pull up. 904 01:02:14,425 --> 01:02:16,951 Catching them off guard, and take them out. 905 01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:22,085 Rapper Cameo opens up from the inside, 906 01:02:22,150 --> 01:02:23,268 We load up the cars with the cash. 907 01:02:23,335 --> 01:02:25,460 Then me and bro, rendezvous with Jordana, 908 01:02:25,626 --> 01:02:29,418 Michelle, Model Turned Actress, Rapper Cameo and Cool Asian Guy, 909 01:02:29,585 --> 01:02:31,818 in an extradition free exotic locale. 910 01:02:32,085 --> 01:02:33,576 And the best part of the plan? 911 01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:36,068 No casualty what so ever. 912 01:02:36,126 --> 01:02:37,809 Except for Curtis. Of cos. 913 01:02:38,668 --> 01:02:39,710 Son of a... 914 01:02:42,543 --> 01:02:44,342 So, what do you say ? 915 01:02:54,735 --> 01:02:56,309 Okay, second idea. 916 01:02:56,376 --> 01:02:58,643 We bust in, blow open the vault and drive off. 917 01:02:58,710 --> 01:03:00,001 - Yeah! Uh-huh. - That's good. 918 01:03:00,168 --> 01:03:01,668 - Yeah! I like that, plan B. - I like that one. 919 01:03:01,835 --> 01:03:02,934 I'm down with that. 920 01:03:03,001 --> 01:03:04,585 Yeah, yes. 921 01:03:07,001 --> 01:03:08,201 We ride at dawn. 922 01:03:08,226 --> 01:03:09,750 Dawn, really? 923 01:03:09,835 --> 01:03:11,335 What's wrong with dawn? 924 01:03:11,793 --> 01:03:15,385 It's so early, dawn is before breakfast. 925 01:03:15,710 --> 01:03:18,193 Yeah. And I am no good without breakfast. 926 01:03:21,668 --> 01:03:23,960 Fine. We ride after breakfast. 927 01:03:24,126 --> 01:03:27,643 How about we all go out for breakfast. iHop would be fun? 928 01:03:27,668 --> 01:03:29,418 - Yeah! - Yeah. That's good, that's good. 929 01:03:30,085 --> 01:03:31,885 Their pancakes are the bomb. 930 01:03:32,626 --> 01:03:33,918 We ride... 931 01:03:34,710 --> 01:03:36,126 after iHop. 932 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,601 Hey Curtis. 933 01:03:44,626 --> 01:03:47,101 Did you finish fixing up the Smart car? 934 01:03:48,668 --> 01:03:50,226 What you think? 935 01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:51,568 Nice. 936 01:03:52,876 --> 01:03:54,168 Real nice. 937 01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:58,501 And I got a little something for you. 938 01:03:58,543 --> 01:03:59,876 Thanks, man. 939 01:04:01,168 --> 01:04:02,851 My unicorn car! 940 01:04:03,793 --> 01:04:05,951 - What? - You fixed it up? 941 01:04:07,126 --> 01:04:08,168 For me? 942 01:04:08,710 --> 01:04:09,760 Surprise. 943 01:04:09,983 --> 01:04:11,000 No. 944 01:04:11,001 --> 01:04:12,085 It's a simple gesture. 945 01:04:12,251 --> 01:04:13,835 to show how special you are to us. 946 01:04:15,668 --> 01:04:19,085 Giving your sweeten loving present to him. 947 01:04:20,710 --> 01:04:22,393 What's his name? 948 01:04:24,210 --> 01:04:25,568 Mom was right. 949 01:04:25,835 --> 01:04:28,842 I should have joined an ordinary motorcycle gang instead! 950 01:04:36,918 --> 01:04:38,150 What a baby ... 951 01:04:42,210 --> 01:04:43,967 I still need to talk to you. 952 01:04:44,043 --> 01:04:46,543 Before you do. There's something I need to tell you. 953 01:04:47,585 --> 01:04:48,751 I know what's going on. 954 01:04:49,418 --> 01:04:51,793 - You do? - Of course. Every one does. 955 01:04:52,335 --> 01:04:54,684 It's not like you have done a very good job at hiding it. 956 01:04:56,010 --> 01:04:57,635 You don't know what a relief that is. 957 01:04:57,710 --> 01:04:59,684 - You're fat! - Excuse me? 958 01:04:59,751 --> 01:05:02,617 I'm sorry, but it's obviously you got quite a muffin top going on. 959 01:05:04,251 --> 01:05:07,443 Jeez, you look like a fat Jonah Hill! 960 01:05:07,543 --> 01:05:10,550 Wait, Jonah Hill might actually be skinny now. Let me think. 961 01:05:10,751 --> 01:05:13,610 Fat in Superbad, Really fat in Moneyball, 962 01:05:13,668 --> 01:05:15,251 then in 21 Jump Street ... 963 01:05:15,543 --> 01:05:17,635 I don't know if he is fat or thin. 964 01:05:18,376 --> 01:05:19,960 I'm so confuse now. 965 01:05:25,543 --> 01:05:28,034 Anyway, have you no pride in your appearance? 966 01:05:28,085 --> 01:05:30,918 - I am pregnant. - Why didn't you tell me? 967 01:05:45,501 --> 01:05:47,159 What car is this? 968 01:05:48,626 --> 01:05:50,135 It's my old man's car. 969 01:05:50,751 --> 01:05:52,251 He died in it. 970 01:05:53,460 --> 01:05:55,550 (WORLD GREATEST DAD) 971 01:05:56,543 --> 01:05:58,043 You guys get along? 972 01:05:58,418 --> 01:05:59,835 He was the best. 973 01:06:00,585 --> 01:06:02,835 I never knew my father. 974 01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:05,751 He went out for a pack of smokes ... 975 01:06:05,918 --> 01:06:07,251 And he never came back? 976 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,751 No, he came back and told me to "Smoke up, because he was leaving." 977 01:06:11,376 --> 01:06:12,376 I was 8 years old. 978 01:06:12,585 --> 01:06:15,001 You were just a kid. It wasn't your fault. 979 01:06:15,168 --> 01:06:17,210 He kind of said it was. 980 01:06:17,376 --> 01:06:18,626 He said before I was born, 981 01:06:18,793 --> 01:06:21,126 He used to have sex with my mom all the time. 982 01:06:21,335 --> 01:06:23,001 They would go out and see movies. 983 01:06:23,210 --> 01:06:26,001 Travel to interesting places like Naper Valley or Belize, 984 01:06:26,168 --> 01:06:28,735 But now, he couldn't do anything fun anymore. 985 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:30,184 But you still had your mother. 986 01:06:30,293 --> 01:06:33,342 Wow, he made such compelling argument that she left too. 987 01:06:33,376 --> 01:06:36,751 - You grew up in an orphanage? - And from foster home to foster home. 988 01:06:37,293 --> 01:06:41,168 Seems that no one wants a perfectly good blue eye white baby anymore. 989 01:06:42,126 --> 01:06:45,126 Unless you are from Namibia with flies buzzing around your eyeballs. 990 01:06:45,150 --> 01:06:46,291 You are no good to anyone. 991 01:06:46,293 --> 01:06:48,226 You can't fight celebrity trends. 992 01:06:48,543 --> 01:06:49,851 Brangelina, 993 01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:51,768 Madonna, 994 01:06:52,335 --> 01:06:53,476 Sandy Bullock, 995 01:06:53,543 --> 01:06:55,101 they all have black babies. 996 01:06:56,210 --> 01:06:57,260 I know. 997 01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:02,793 I knocked up your sister. 998 01:07:05,710 --> 01:07:07,226 She told me. 999 01:07:11,460 --> 01:07:13,010 So, what are you going to do? 1000 01:07:13,585 --> 01:07:15,735 You going to be like your old man and take off? 1001 01:07:16,418 --> 01:07:18,726 Or you're going to stick it out like my dad? 1002 01:07:24,751 --> 01:07:28,876 Right after that picture was taken, he took me for ice cream. 1003 01:07:29,335 --> 01:07:31,168 What a special memory. 1004 01:07:31,668 --> 01:07:33,610 And we robbed the joint. 1005 01:07:55,626 --> 01:07:57,469 I'm sorry Detective Johnson but, 1006 01:07:57,494 --> 01:07:59,349 I don't know what any of those hand signals mean. 1007 01:07:59,418 --> 01:08:01,210 I have to go pee pee. 1008 01:08:03,543 --> 01:08:05,460 Go by the dumpster. 1009 01:08:06,793 --> 01:08:08,992 Thanks, don't go in without me. 1010 01:08:19,626 --> 01:08:20,917 Son of a bitch! 1011 01:08:23,442 --> 01:08:25,442 Go, go, go... 1012 01:08:30,335 --> 01:08:31,609 Everyone freeze! 1013 01:08:31,667 --> 01:08:32,951 Don't you move. You son of a bitch. 1014 01:08:33,018 --> 01:08:34,600 Or I'll blow your head off! 1015 01:08:34,710 --> 01:08:36,001 I said freeze. 1016 01:08:36,210 --> 01:08:38,085 Lower your weapons and surrender now! 1017 01:08:38,376 --> 01:08:40,167 Finally got you, Serento. 1018 01:08:40,210 --> 01:08:41,876 Your ass is mine. 1019 01:08:45,393 --> 01:08:46,393 Uh.. 1020 01:08:47,417 --> 01:08:50,126 No one's there and my hand is starting to cramp up. 1021 01:08:55,710 --> 01:08:56,760 Fine! 1022 01:08:59,376 --> 01:09:00,775 Must have just missed them. 1023 01:09:00,792 --> 01:09:03,060 I know we shouldn't have gone to iHOP. 1024 01:09:03,085 --> 01:09:04,926 I just can't resist those pancakes. 1025 01:09:05,001 --> 01:09:07,975 Those chocolate eyes, whipped cream hair. 1026 01:09:08,376 --> 01:09:09,693 Take a look at this. 1027 01:09:15,917 --> 01:09:19,126 ( ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO PUT DE LA SOL AWAY FOR 3 LIFETIMES) 1028 01:09:20,001 --> 01:09:23,201 There's enough evidence here to put De La Sol away for 3 lifetimes. 1029 01:09:23,210 --> 01:09:24,835 What's Serento up to? 1030 01:09:25,626 --> 01:09:28,126 And how's it link to De la Sol? 1031 01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:31,725 DON'T FORGET TO ROB DE LA SOL OF HIS $100 million! (HEIST DAY!) 1032 01:09:39,751 --> 01:09:41,609 HEIST DAY! 1033 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,010 What do you know ... 1034 01:09:51,201 --> 01:09:53,118 They are having a once in a year sales at Bloomies. 1035 01:09:53,126 --> 01:09:54,185 Bloomies Once a Year Sale 1036 01:09:55,835 --> 01:09:57,143 Men, let's roll. 1037 01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:14,500 Everyone. 1038 01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:16,385 Masks on. Now. 1039 01:10:24,085 --> 01:10:25,592 What the hell is that? 1040 01:10:26,210 --> 01:10:28,784 What? You said bring your own mask. 1041 01:10:31,751 --> 01:10:33,193 Oh, come on! 1042 01:10:35,667 --> 01:10:37,001 Forget it. Forget it. 1043 01:10:37,210 --> 01:10:38,318 No masks. 1044 01:10:38,335 --> 01:10:40,376 Masks off! Masks off! 1045 01:10:49,842 --> 01:10:50,842 Okay 1046 01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:53,440 We take these chains and hook them to the back. 1047 01:10:53,564 --> 01:10:54,965 Pull the wall down. 1048 01:10:54,966 --> 01:10:56,375 Catch them by surprise. 1049 01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:10,967 They never see us coming. 1050 01:11:15,042 --> 01:11:16,835 They totally saw us coming. 1051 01:11:22,835 --> 01:11:24,342 Somebody must have set us up. 1052 01:11:25,876 --> 01:11:26,885 Hi, Curtis! 1053 01:11:30,451 --> 01:11:32,076 You want to grab dinner later? 1054 01:11:32,085 --> 01:11:33,251 Call me. 1055 01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:38,318 I'm going to kill you. 1056 01:11:40,835 --> 01:11:42,368 Watch out, Vin! 1057 01:11:52,251 --> 01:11:53,810 Why you do it, Curtis? 1058 01:11:55,167 --> 01:11:56,585 Sorry, Vin ... 1059 01:11:58,501 --> 01:12:01,060 He was going to take me to see One Direction. 1060 01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:02,960 One Direction? 1061 01:12:09,376 --> 01:12:10,525 That's it! 1062 01:12:11,542 --> 01:12:12,667 Now, it's personal! 1063 01:12:14,751 --> 01:12:16,400 I'm going to kill you, Cesar. 1064 01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:19,909 He was my best friend. 1065 01:12:21,335 --> 01:12:23,409 I thought we were best friends. 1066 01:12:25,917 --> 01:12:27,126 Well, you are. 1067 01:12:28,917 --> 01:12:30,835 Well, he was my BFF for a long time. 1068 01:12:31,001 --> 01:12:32,501 You got to understand that. 1069 01:12:38,126 --> 01:12:40,217 We had our fun together. 1070 01:12:45,042 --> 01:12:47,176 - What are we going to do? - Get in the car. 1071 01:12:47,876 --> 01:12:50,475 Stick to the plan. Pull that wall down. 1072 01:12:51,542 --> 01:12:53,234 We're taking that vault. 1073 01:13:01,335 --> 01:13:03,193 You just hit my smart car. 1074 01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,751 Now , it's personaler ... 1075 01:13:08,042 --> 01:13:09,301 It's more personal. 1076 01:13:10,585 --> 01:13:12,859 I'm taking it personally. 1077 01:13:14,126 --> 01:13:15,551 It's a personal matter! 1078 01:13:17,210 --> 01:13:18,443 Ah.. screw it. 1079 01:13:30,376 --> 01:13:32,534 Keep flooring it, give it all she's got. 1080 01:13:33,126 --> 01:13:34,885 Why are we using walkie talkies? 1081 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:36,510 Because I got them on sale. 1082 01:13:50,518 --> 01:13:51,518 Whoa.. 1083 01:13:52,042 --> 01:13:54,085 Holy shit ... 1084 01:13:54,542 --> 01:13:56,475 We do not see that every day. 1085 01:14:07,001 --> 01:14:08,260 Is everything okay? 1086 01:14:09,460 --> 01:14:11,167 Not exactly, per se. 1087 01:14:13,292 --> 01:14:14,667 Per se? 1088 01:14:25,835 --> 01:14:27,085 My money ... 1089 01:14:28,210 --> 01:14:29,984 Follow that Big Ass Tacos. 1090 01:14:37,376 --> 01:14:38,685 Move, move, move! 1091 01:14:41,509 --> 01:14:42,609 Adios ! 1092 01:14:53,501 --> 01:14:54,710 Stop! 1093 01:14:55,835 --> 01:14:57,417 Let her retract. 1094 01:14:58,626 --> 01:15:00,335 And then, this time, 1095 01:15:00,501 --> 01:15:04,185 slower and evenly, pull the seat belt. 1096 01:15:09,208 --> 01:15:10,609 No, no.. no.. 1097 01:15:15,001 --> 01:15:16,835 No, no. Cesar, no, again. 1098 01:15:16,859 --> 01:15:17,958 Cesar! 1099 01:15:19,292 --> 01:15:21,792 Do it again, but this time ... 1100 01:15:23,126 --> 01:15:25,001 Do it, even slowerly.. 1101 01:15:25,210 --> 01:15:26,768 I think it's broken. 1102 01:15:49,710 --> 01:15:51,993 Ŕ now, por favor , mijo. (Now, please, my son) 1103 01:15:53,010 --> 01:15:54,150 Ahh...! 1104 01:16:10,376 --> 01:16:13,409 Go Faster, á Ndale way! Vamos! (Go faster, come on..!) 1105 01:16:46,251 --> 01:16:48,301 Where the hell are they going? 1106 01:16:48,501 --> 01:16:49,909 Follow that Big Ass Tacos! 1107 01:16:49,917 --> 01:16:52,260 Repeat: follow this Big Ass Tacos! 1108 01:16:52,501 --> 01:16:53,960 Copy that. 1109 01:17:14,784 --> 01:17:16,385 Go, go, go... 1110 01:17:18,417 --> 01:17:20,018 Looks like we got company. 1111 01:17:20,085 --> 01:17:21,693 Take them out! 1112 01:17:22,876 --> 01:17:24,510 We're on it, Vin. 1113 01:17:38,292 --> 01:17:40,251 ( Fashion Model Survival KIT ) 1114 01:17:48,574 --> 01:17:50,074 Ahh...! 1115 01:18:06,310 --> 01:18:07,409 Whoa..! 1116 01:18:08,635 --> 01:18:09,967 Nice work. 1117 01:18:11,409 --> 01:18:12,618 Real smooth. 1118 01:18:12,685 --> 01:18:14,885 Cool Asian Guy, Model Turned Actress 1119 01:18:15,292 --> 01:18:17,393 Now break up, we'll rendezvous as planned. 1120 01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:18,768 Copy that. 1121 01:18:31,626 --> 01:18:34,542 RAPPER CAMEO "HOLIDAY SLOW JAMS" 1122 01:18:41,251 --> 01:18:42,775 Oh, hell no! 1123 01:18:45,210 --> 01:18:49,085 How you like a little taste of my ill received slow jam project. 1124 01:18:56,009 --> 01:18:58,509 Oh... Ahh...! 1125 01:19:08,542 --> 01:19:10,092 Nice work, Rapper Cameo. 1126 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:12,701 Thanks, Vin. I'm rolling out. 1127 01:19:28,609 --> 01:19:30,685 Jordana, Michelle! Heads up. 1128 01:19:30,850 --> 01:19:32,393 I see her, Vin. 1129 01:19:43,167 --> 01:19:45,284 - She hit the tank. - Stop the car and let me out. 1130 01:19:45,292 --> 01:19:46,055 What? 1131 01:19:46,081 --> 01:19:47,268 I'll slow her down. 1132 01:19:47,350 --> 01:19:47,935 No! 1133 01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,210 I'm not letting you get arrested, and let you have your baby in prison. 1134 01:19:50,443 --> 01:19:53,643 But Michelle. How are you going to survive in a all woman's prison? 1135 01:19:54,585 --> 01:19:55,618 Stop the car! 1136 01:20:25,292 --> 01:20:27,792 Please, not too rough. 1137 01:20:29,126 --> 01:20:30,518 Unless you want to. 1138 01:20:30,626 --> 01:20:34,001 I taking you downtown and immediately strip searching you for weapons. 1139 01:20:34,667 --> 01:20:36,667 Full body cavity search? 1140 01:20:42,501 --> 01:20:43,710 Definitely. 1141 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,960 Thank you, God. 1142 01:20:58,417 --> 01:20:59,626 Go faster! 1143 01:21:00,650 --> 01:21:01,551 Si, si. (Yes, yes) 1144 01:21:01,585 --> 01:21:02,460 Understand! 1145 01:21:06,710 --> 01:21:07,826 It's freezing in here. 1146 01:21:07,835 --> 01:21:09,377 I'll put the heater up for you. 1147 01:21:09,403 --> 01:21:10,449 Thanks 1148 01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:13,375 There. 1149 01:21:34,167 --> 01:21:35,626 Still chilly. 1150 01:21:36,042 --> 01:21:37,701 It's at 90 degrees. 1151 01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:40,585 Yeah. But yours is at 60! 1152 01:21:40,650 --> 01:21:43,935 This Perros is dual-climate, my side is 60, your side is 90. 1153 01:21:44,001 --> 01:21:46,001 The climates are not separated. 1154 01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:47,626 It's just one climate! 1155 01:21:47,792 --> 01:21:50,868 Do you see any invisible divider here? 1156 01:21:50,876 --> 01:21:51,917 Look, look, look.. 1157 01:21:52,126 --> 01:21:54,143 My hand pass through. Look, look. 1158 01:21:56,667 --> 01:21:57,743 Combines! 1159 01:21:57,751 --> 01:21:59,451 So if you really are at 60. 1160 01:21:59,460 --> 01:22:02,626 And I'm at 90, we are really at ... 1161 01:22:04,085 --> 01:22:05,251 75 degrees. 1162 01:22:05,275 --> 01:22:06,475 Si, pero.. (Yes, but..) 1163 01:22:06,484 --> 01:22:08,426 We are in the middle of a car chase right now. 1164 01:22:08,451 --> 01:22:10,350 And my temperature is really high. 1165 01:22:10,368 --> 01:22:13,585 Please, please. I just prefer prefer much cooler. 1166 01:22:16,001 --> 01:22:17,717 So. What's you solution? Mijo. 1167 01:22:19,751 --> 01:22:20,876 Seat warmer. 1168 01:22:22,001 --> 01:22:23,626 Seat warmer. 1169 01:22:25,292 --> 01:22:27,268 - Hun? - Please open your door. 1170 01:22:29,251 --> 01:22:30,768 Now, get out! 1171 01:22:36,626 --> 01:22:39,659 It's okay ... I'm okay, I'm okay! 1172 01:22:55,210 --> 01:22:57,143 Let's play. Come on! 1173 01:22:58,376 --> 01:22:59,693 I got you! 1174 01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:06,826 Go GTA on your ass! 1175 01:23:14,085 --> 01:23:15,743 - You only 5 foot 8? -Yeah 1176 01:23:16,751 --> 01:23:18,025 You look taller. 1177 01:23:18,835 --> 01:23:20,010 Thank you. 1178 01:23:21,585 --> 01:23:23,467 I pride myself of my good points... 1179 01:23:26,085 --> 01:23:27,710 (Wasted) 1180 01:23:28,710 --> 01:23:30,234 Totally out smart him. 1181 01:23:30,501 --> 01:23:31,859 What a dummy ... 1182 01:23:37,460 --> 01:23:38,810 Son of a bitch! 1183 01:23:39,835 --> 01:23:41,626 Locked my keys in my car again! 1184 01:23:49,350 --> 01:23:50,551 Yes. 1185 01:23:56,626 --> 01:23:59,501 Vin, we can't outrun him. We need a way out of the city. 1186 01:23:59,667 --> 01:24:02,217 I'm way ahead of you. Getting directions now. 1187 01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:05,210 Calculating route. 1188 01:24:06,001 --> 01:24:07,626 Calculating. 1189 01:24:07,835 --> 01:24:10,685 Right turn in 200 feet. 1190 01:24:14,335 --> 01:24:16,342 Damn it, missed the turn. 1191 01:24:16,417 --> 01:24:17,501 Bald loser! 1192 01:24:17,710 --> 01:24:21,042 I shave my head because it makes me look cool and tough.. 1193 01:24:21,585 --> 01:24:23,917 Oh darn. Your dashboard is dirty. 1194 01:24:24,335 --> 01:24:26,460 Could use some.. Mr. Clean.. 1195 01:24:26,460 --> 01:24:28,326 I'm not going bald. If that's what you are implying. 1196 01:24:28,335 --> 01:24:30,085 Whatever, penis head. 1197 01:24:30,292 --> 01:24:33,792 Just because I am bald. with thick veiny neck muscles. 1198 01:24:34,001 --> 01:24:37,542 Does not.. make me.. a penis head! 1199 01:24:39,085 --> 01:24:40,243 Damn it! 1200 01:24:42,417 --> 01:24:43,467 Pull over! 1201 01:24:43,585 --> 01:24:44,493 Pull over! 1202 01:24:44,501 --> 01:24:46,167 Pull over! This must end now! 1203 01:24:46,376 --> 01:24:48,518 This action scene has gone on for long enough. 1204 01:24:48,542 --> 01:24:50,009 The movie is way over budget! 1205 01:24:50,042 --> 01:24:53,225 Vin, they are gaining! We really need those directions! 1206 01:24:53,292 --> 01:24:54,667 - So annoying. - So annoying.. 1207 01:24:54,876 --> 01:24:56,126 So annoying..So annoying.. 1208 01:24:56,335 --> 01:24:57,326 Shut up! 1209 01:24:57,335 --> 01:24:58,335 - Shut up! - Vin.. 1210 01:24:58,917 --> 01:25:00,393 - We are waiting! - Shut up. 1211 01:25:00,460 --> 01:25:01,525 I'm on it! 1212 01:25:01,917 --> 01:25:04,893 We can't out run him. We got to dislodge the Big Ass Tacos. 1213 01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:07,868 When we hit the intersection. You go left, I'll go right. 1214 01:25:08,001 --> 01:25:09,010 Question. 1215 01:25:09,710 --> 01:25:11,409 My left or your 1eft? 1216 01:25:12,667 --> 01:25:14,292 You only have one left, right? 1217 01:25:14,501 --> 01:25:15,510 Got it! 1218 01:25:19,917 --> 01:25:20,926 Hang on. 1219 01:25:21,585 --> 01:25:23,751 Are you saying 'right' like you agree.. 1220 01:25:24,085 --> 01:25:26,493 or right , like you are going to turn right? 1221 01:25:26,710 --> 01:25:28,768 We are at the intersection, turn now! 1222 01:25:41,292 --> 01:25:42,292 Whoa. 1223 01:25:54,001 --> 01:25:55,993 Not on my watch, De La Sol. 1224 01:26:02,335 --> 01:26:04,542 Freeze.! Don't move! 1225 01:26:05,001 --> 01:26:06,217 Hands up. 1226 01:26:08,460 --> 01:26:09,850 Get out of the car. 1227 01:26:20,751 --> 01:26:23,443 How do I get out of the car when my hands are up? 1228 01:26:24,501 --> 01:26:25,876 Get out of the car. 1229 01:26:38,126 --> 01:26:39,826 What the hell are you doing? 1230 01:26:41,167 --> 01:26:42,693 You told me to "Hands up." 1231 01:26:43,626 --> 01:26:46,251 Look's like you are going away for a long time. De La Sol. 1232 01:26:47,167 --> 01:26:48,368 (BUSTED) 1233 01:26:48,626 --> 01:26:50,359 Come on, Detective... 1234 01:26:51,042 --> 01:26:52,859 I'm sure we can work something out. 1235 01:26:52,917 --> 01:26:55,693 Are you seriously trying to bribe a federal officer? 1236 01:27:04,292 --> 01:27:06,126 I can give you whatever you want. 1237 01:27:06,292 --> 01:27:08,126 Even tighter spandex shirts. 1238 01:27:09,376 --> 01:27:11,792 Human growth hormones agent? 1239 01:27:13,126 --> 01:27:15,126 Or perhaps.. a deluxe ... 1240 01:27:15,667 --> 01:27:17,493 Manscaper razor set. 1241 01:27:22,667 --> 01:27:23,960 Get out of here. 1242 01:27:25,751 --> 01:27:26,826 Scored! 1243 01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:38,949 Serento! 1244 01:27:45,350 --> 01:27:46,484 You're under arrest . 1245 01:27:46,551 --> 01:27:47,600 Let her go. 1246 01:27:47,667 --> 01:27:49,275 Take it easy with her, she's pregnant! 1247 01:27:49,335 --> 01:27:51,784 Don't move, Put your hands where I can see them. 1248 01:27:52,542 --> 01:27:54,818 Not you, Officer White. You can put your hands down. 1249 01:27:56,335 --> 01:27:57,618 White officer? 1250 01:27:58,376 --> 01:28:00,060 Did a little checking into you. 1251 01:28:02,460 --> 01:28:05,600 I fell in love with you and you're a cop? 1252 01:28:05,835 --> 01:28:08,493 Undercover, brought in to take you down. 1253 01:28:08,667 --> 01:28:11,542 Good work. You will be given a promotion for this. 1254 01:28:11,542 --> 01:28:14,210 I'll personally see to it. Personally. 1255 01:28:14,284 --> 01:28:16,376 I'll let you do the honors. Officer White. 1256 01:28:24,835 --> 01:28:26,284 Son of a bitch! 1257 01:28:31,542 --> 01:28:33,217 I'm not a cop anymore. 1258 01:28:34,417 --> 01:28:36,126 I am with them. 1259 01:28:36,542 --> 01:28:40,100 You're going to turn down $ 32,500 a year before taxes. 1260 01:28:40,167 --> 01:28:43,243 Three unpaid vacation days, and a bankrupt picture plan and what. 1261 01:28:43,251 --> 01:28:45,534 Run off with a $ 100 million, scott free? 1262 01:28:45,542 --> 01:28:48,368 Living on an exotic beach, raising your baby with a beauty woman? 1263 01:28:48,751 --> 01:28:50,167 Well ... yeah. 1264 01:28:51,417 --> 01:28:53,201 That's kind of no brainer. 1265 01:28:57,667 --> 01:28:58,876 Damn it! 1266 01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:07,335 My baby oil! 1267 01:29:09,658 --> 01:29:10,759 No! 1268 01:29:40,210 --> 01:29:42,042 Race you to Rio? 1269 01:29:42,885 --> 01:29:44,159 When're you going to learn. 1270 01:29:44,184 --> 01:29:45,684 You ain't going to beat me. 1271 01:29:47,585 --> 01:29:50,751 - Usually bet? - No, let's up the stakes. 1272 01:29:50,876 --> 01:29:52,534 We're talking all in. 1273 01:29:53,001 --> 01:29:54,734 Jordana's unborn baby? 1274 01:29:55,792 --> 01:29:57,167 Exactly. 1275 01:29:57,585 --> 01:29:58,835 You're on. 1276 01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:02,542 Don't worry babe, I got this. 1277 01:30:17,751 --> 01:30:19,210 It's over now! 1278 01:30:21,792 --> 01:30:23,326 Now give me back my money. 1279 01:30:25,335 --> 01:30:26,835 Or I'll kill all of you. 1280 01:30:28,167 --> 01:30:30,251 And I'll going to start with ... 1281 01:30:31,417 --> 01:30:32,876 you. 1282 01:30:37,835 --> 01:30:39,350 Did you hear that? 1283 01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:40,375 No. 1284 01:31:00,501 --> 01:31:01,960 Calculating route. 1285 01:31:02,167 --> 01:31:04,335 Calculating, calculating, calculating.. 1286 01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:05,926 That's what I'm talking about. 1287 01:31:06,126 --> 01:31:09,001 Right turn in 200 feet. 1288 01:31:12,710 --> 01:31:13,960 Who's the boss? 1289 01:31:14,126 --> 01:31:16,510 Left turn in 100 feet. 1290 01:31:19,210 --> 01:31:20,667 Who's in charge? 1291 01:31:20,835 --> 01:31:23,435 Me, that's who. Me. 1292 01:31:23,501 --> 01:31:24,542 Congratulations. 1293 01:31:24,792 --> 01:31:26,960 You have reached your destination. 1294 01:31:33,376 --> 01:31:35,376 (WIGS AND HAIRPIECES) 1295 01:31:39,585 --> 01:31:40,859 Come on! 1296 01:31:41,042 --> 01:31:42,176 Deal with it, 1297 01:31:42,177 --> 01:31:43,435 Bald bitch! 1298 01:31:51,835 --> 01:31:53,626 I didn't heard "cut"! 1299 01:31:56,710 --> 01:31:57,751 Fine. 1300 01:31:58,251 --> 01:32:00,042 Stop, dude. 1301 01:32:00,917 --> 01:32:01,876 Do you know ... 1302 01:32:02,001 --> 01:32:02,917 Shit! 1303 01:32:03,626 --> 01:32:05,210 You taking him over me? 1304 01:32:05,417 --> 01:32:06,376 This is tough, dude. 1305 01:32:07,042 --> 01:32:07,960 - Stop! - Sorry. 1306 01:32:10,085 --> 01:32:12,876 You can forget about coming over tonight and watch the season finale of the.. 1307 01:32:13,417 --> 01:32:15,667 You son of a bitch - What the hell was that. 1308 01:32:23,210 --> 01:32:24,268 Sorry! 1309 01:32:27,835 --> 01:32:30,501 You want the job or not? God damn it. 1310 01:32:30,667 --> 01:32:32,460 Do you want? 1311 01:32:33,126 --> 01:32:35,876 Don't laugh! You take it or not? 1312 01:32:37,751 --> 01:32:39,710 I'm sorry. 1313 01:32:57,460 --> 01:32:58,960 What car is this? 1314 01:33:01,960 --> 01:33:03,042 What are you doing? 1315 01:33:07,835 --> 01:33:09,167 I can't! 1316 01:33:11,376 --> 01:33:12,409 Is that rolling it. 1317 01:33:13,835 --> 01:33:15,001 And? 1318 01:33:19,126 --> 01:33:20,217 Sorry. 1319 01:33:24,417 --> 01:33:27,292 - I know what's going on. - You do? 1320 01:33:27,501 --> 01:33:28,560 Come on. 1321 01:33:30,085 --> 01:33:32,585 Before you do, there's something I need to tell you. 1322 01:33:32,876 --> 01:33:34,667 I know what's going on. 1323 01:33:37,085 --> 01:33:38,501 I know what's going on. 1324 01:33:40,001 --> 01:33:41,010 Sorry. 1325 01:33:41,710 --> 01:33:44,335 How about I borrow your phone. And then you go buy a new one. 1326 01:33:54,417 --> 01:33:57,585 - You don't like it? - I don't deserve you, Cesar. 1327 01:33:57,792 --> 01:33:59,501 - Don't cry. - I'm not crying. 1328 01:33:59,710 --> 01:34:01,751 - Don't cry. - I'm not crying. 1329 01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:04,126 You make me cry, when you cry. Don't cry please. 1330 01:34:04,751 --> 01:34:06,167 - Am I crying? - You're crying. 1331 01:34:06,376 --> 01:34:07,501 Oh My God, am I crying? 1332 01:34:07,667 --> 01:34:08,475 You're crying. 1333 01:34:08,542 --> 01:34:10,001 - Why am I crying? - I don't know! 1334 01:34:10,210 --> 01:34:12,710 This is a funny movie, why am I crying? 1335 01:34:12,917 --> 01:34:14,292 I do not know! Please. 1336 01:34:15,042 --> 01:34:17,042 I don't know sorry! 1337 01:34:17,251 --> 01:34:20,626 - It's suppose to be a funny movie! - It wasn't funny. 1338 01:34:21,417 --> 01:34:24,085 You just want to prove that you are a good actor! 1339 01:34:24,792 --> 01:34:27,835 They never get Oscar from these spoof movies! 1340 01:34:35,989 --> 01:34:40,989 Subtitle created by - Aorion - 1341 01:34:41,305 --> 01:34:47,741 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org