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I got nothing.

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Just rocks.

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Some sand and more fucking rocks.

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Thank you, Sergeant
Hunter, AKA Captain Obvious,

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for the most impressive Sit-Rep.

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I'd completely failed to notice

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the extensive rock population, myself.

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An outcropping to the right.

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You see what I'm seeing?

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Holy shit.

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Up 200 meters.

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Well, well, well, the boy
came out to play after all.

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Are we compromised?

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Negative.

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The fuck are they doing down there?

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Shit.

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Ease up. Keep eyes on.

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He's on the move.

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Can you get a head shot from here?

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We need to take this fucker
out and avoid hitting the kid.

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I don't have a clear shot.

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He's got a kid with a bomb,

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that could sneak into any market place,

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from here to Kandahar.

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Take the shot.

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You wanted the pink mist, it's yours.

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Take the shot.

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Control your breathing.

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Take the shot.

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We there yet?

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This doesn't look like the ocean.

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There's too many trees.

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Just hang on, we're making good time.

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Is this really you guys?

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Yep, semper fi.

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Yeah, okay, seriously though.

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Do you understand how many

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likes you could get on footage like this?

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Hear that, James?

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My girl thinks we're heroes.

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Baghdraneva...

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I love the way it rolls off the tongue.

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Just please don't call him that.

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Those beads don't make him Hindu.

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They just make him more likely

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to make out with men at raves.

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Hey, hey, keep your
panties on, both of you.

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Who's wearing panties?

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I am.

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Lost in your phone again.

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I'm just checking some work emails.

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Babe, you work at a
drive-through espresso stand

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in your bikini all day.

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How many important work emails do you get?

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I'm the manager, Baby. Tons.

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Come on, baby, seriously.

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Put the phone away.

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I'm just checking some things.

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Oh, babe, come on.

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Not the Twilight tours again.

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Tim thinks that I look just like

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the chick from the movie.

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I'm not doing a Twilight tour.

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You know, actually, did
anybody ever tell you

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that you look kind of like that Jacob...

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Oh, yes, I was just thinking that, yes!

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Totally.

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The native werewolf guy.

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It's because of the jaw line.

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The jaw, the nose too though.

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Enough.

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I go away for a couple
tours and I come back,

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and not only did he change his name

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to Moon Nectar of the fucking gods,

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or whatever the shit he calls himself.

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Now you got him watching
tween flicks as well?

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What happened to you, man?

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It's called an awakening, Jimbo.

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The whole planet's waking up.

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Yeah? Waking up to what?

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A fucking dick in their mouth?

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Courtesy of the power-elite?

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Jesus fucking Christ!

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Man, the shit you say is just wrong.

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However, there is one stop
that we do need to make.

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Another pit stop?

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Dude, this is horse's shit, man.

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It's gonna be too damned late to even surf,

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by the time we get to La Push.

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Whatever. Can we get some Cheetos?

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You used to be fat.
You remember that right?

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You guys are faggots. Shut the fuck up.

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So, this is where your meth guy lives?

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No, brother, it's not meth we're here for.

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Believe it or not, in
that white-trash Mecca,

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is the key to the sweet-leaf holy grail.

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God, you're so random.

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Yeah, and speaking of random,

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you know that I get surprise
UA's pretty much all the time.

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No way I'm smoking up
with you fucking assholes.

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Dude, this ganja is some next level shit.

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It's not worth the risk, okay?

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You're out of the Corps
now, it's different for you.

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Those pills you're
taking, are not the answer.

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Cannabis has medicinal properties, alright?

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It's not just some
recreational time-waster.

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Science has my back on this.

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Yeah, science, bitch.

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Look, this is a once in
a lifetime opportunity.

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You go in there, you
get a map that leads you

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to a secret grove in the mountains.

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It'll be a badass
mission, just like before!

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I'm not going in.

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Dude, this ganja is out of this world.

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It is not of this earth! Comprende?

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Dude, hand me the box, let's go.

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Thank you.

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Oh, my god.

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Sweet-leaf holy grail, huh?

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Yeah, told you, come on.

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Yeah, this is the right place.

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Namaste.

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I'm looking for Seth
Guardrail Slaughter, is he in?

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- Seth Guardrail Slaughter?
- He's a biker.

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Dude, what the fuck.

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Young man, want a little advice?

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No, man, fuck you.

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Jesus...

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What's happening.

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You must be here about the star leaf.

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Well, come on up.

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Always happy to have some close encounters.

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Glad you could make it.

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Meet my girls.

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Aren't they beauties?

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Speaking of beauty, what in the world

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do they put in the
water, where you're from?

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What's up man.

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Alright, hey, have a seat here.

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These pillows ain't just for show.

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Take a load off.

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My queen.

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Well, what can I do for you?

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Well, we came here for the star leaf map.

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Of course you did.

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Oh, right, right, of course.

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My bad.

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Total human optimization, gotta love that.

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And that's the point, really, isn't it?

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Coming back, time and time again,

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this reality, that reality,

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perfecting ourselves, slowly
over the course of infinity.

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It's like, somewhere out
there, is a giant disco-ball,

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casting countless reflections.

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And each one of us,

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is a tiny piece of that infinite light.

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Dude, shut up.

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Oh, sorry.

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Yeah, the brain isn't what
it used to be, since the fall.

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That's why I need these babies.

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You fell and hurt your head?

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Well, cosmologically speaking, yes.

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But not all those that fall, are fallen.

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What? Did I forget something?

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The gummy snacks.

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Oh, shit. I'm so sorry.

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I forgot the gummy snacks.

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See, this is what happens
when you don't write shit down.

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The Queen loves the gummy snacks.

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That's your favorite. Right, Darling?

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You like that watermelon flavor, don't you?

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We'll get it next time.

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Does that mean that we...

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No worries. No worries.

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Now, I assume whoever told
you about the star leaf,

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clued you into the code of conduct?

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Yes...

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No photos. No video. No GPS.

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You can't take any seeds
or clippings from the site,

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although you can smoke as much

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as you want, while you're there.

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And you gotta destroy the map.

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Yeah, and you cannot leave a trace.

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Right, right.

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- Capisce?
- Affirmative.

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I've seen that before.

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You can read that?

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No, but I saw it when I
was high up in the Kush.

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I didn't take you for an O.G. Kush fan.

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I'm talking about the Hindu Kush.

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The mountain range where we
were fighting for our country.

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Not sitting on a fucking puff-pad,

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getting stoned all fucking day.

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Okay, okay, you're gonna
have to excuse my friend.

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He's still decompressing
from his last tour,

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and he'll need some time.

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It took me a while too.

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Come on, man.

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Why is it on your wall?

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The real question is,

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why is it still in your head?

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He got you.

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Fuck you guys.

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All right, who's ready to get weird?

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The actual star leaf...

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Now hold up, Moon-dog.

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This is isn't the actual star leaf.

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It's just a distant cousin.

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Put it in your mouth, baby.

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And suck it.

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You mean to tell me that this star leaf,

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is actually from outer space?

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We are outer space.

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Macrocosms, microcosms...

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Yeah, that. What he said.

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The actual star leaf map.

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The map's free.

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The journey isn't.

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Well, I hope you all have a blast.

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Right out of this world.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you both for your hospitality.

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Thanks.

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From the halls of Montezuma,

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to the shores of Tripoli.

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We fight our country's battles

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In the air, on land, and sea.

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First to fight for right and freedom

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And to keep our honor clean.

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We are proud to claim the title

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of United States Marines.

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Whoa! It is sexy as fuck out here.

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Yeah. It beats dirty-ass hippy drug dens.

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Yeah.

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How far away is La Push from here?

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Dude, the beach ain't going anywhere.

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We've got an adventure in
these woods here, first.

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I mean, are you sure we're
even in the right place?

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Yeah, dude.

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Look at the marking right there.

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There's tons of them, all down this road.

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Dude, check your bag.

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Make sure you've got all your stuff there.

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It's a long walk, we
might have to setup camp.

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Quick pit stop, my ass, nectar boy.

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Wait a second.

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Wait, you said we're camping here?

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I thought we were camping on the beach.

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Babe, we can do all that
Twilight tour stuff later.

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Come on, this is really important for me.

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No, no, no, no way, now way.

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Bella's Sunset tour is
on, bitch. You promised.

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He promised.

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Hey, you know Edward is like 400 years old,

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and still tries to fuck high school kids.

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Whatevs.

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We're just gonna hump all this gear along,

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in case we camp tonight?

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Yeah.

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Dude, why don't you
just admit it to yourself

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that your whole entire
plan for being up here

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is to smoke yourself into oblivion.

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What are you talking about?

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Just drop the fucking act already, man.

267
00:17:59,352 --> 00:18:01,853
No, no, no, I mean, we're
going to find star leaf.

268
00:18:01,988 --> 00:18:03,289
And if we find some,

269
00:18:03,422 --> 00:18:05,291
I just think it'd be prudent
of us to smoke a little.

270
00:18:05,424 --> 00:18:07,192
Dude said no photos.

271
00:18:07,325 --> 00:18:09,095
Why do you care?

272
00:18:09,228 --> 00:18:10,596
Come on, babe.

273
00:18:10,729 --> 00:18:12,332
Your online fan-base has enough

274
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:14,034
pouty-face selfies for one day.

275
00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:15,669
Put it away, come on.

276
00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:17,236
What about his stupid camera?

277
00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:18,939
This thing's off, okay?

278
00:18:19,072 --> 00:18:20,440
I just didn't wanna leave it in the car.

279
00:18:20,573 --> 00:18:21,874
I didn't feel like it was safe.

280
00:18:22,008 --> 00:18:23,142
Yeah, well, I actually don't safe

281
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,811
leaving my iPhone in the car, so...

282
00:18:24,943 --> 00:18:27,813
Babe, Martha, sweetie, come on.

283
00:18:27,948 --> 00:18:29,416
- Don't give me that shit.
- I just need you,

284
00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:31,550
to play by the rules, this one time.

285
00:18:31,683 --> 00:18:34,787
Promise me you'll turn
it off and keep it off.

286
00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:36,555
Why? You know?

287
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:37,990
I mean what's the big deal?

288
00:18:38,123 --> 00:18:40,459
The big deal is that the phone's GPS data

289
00:18:40,593 --> 00:18:42,528
will give away the location of the weed.

290
00:18:43,697 --> 00:18:44,998
Fine.

291
00:18:45,131 --> 00:18:46,565
I can't believe they
trust us at all, out here.

292
00:18:46,699 --> 00:18:47,534
I wouldn't.

293
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,436
Come on, let's giddy-up!

294
00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:52,404
Man sure likes his weed.

295
00:18:52,537 --> 00:18:55,208
He likes a lot of things.

296
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,477
And he isn't afraid to
go after them, either.

297
00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:55,535
Hey, here, swing back on me.

298
00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:01,173
Hey, time for chow.

299
00:20:01,307 --> 00:20:02,842
Yes, please, I'm so hungry.

300
00:20:02,976 --> 00:20:04,511
Put something in my mouth.

301
00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:06,612
Anything.

302
00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:07,613
Girl, you crazy.

303
00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:09,782
Take a piece.

304
00:20:15,822 --> 00:20:17,757
Oh, fuck. It tastes like shit.

305
00:20:17,891 --> 00:20:19,793
What's in it? Shit?

306
00:20:19,926 --> 00:20:21,127
It's my new edible recipe.

307
00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:22,528
Ganesha's groovy granola.

308
00:20:22,662 --> 00:20:23,896
I mean, it could use some more agave.

309
00:20:24,029 --> 00:20:25,464
But it's pretty good for homemade.

310
00:20:25,597 --> 00:20:26,932
Edible, as in weed edible?

311
00:20:27,066 --> 00:20:28,500
Yeah.

312
00:20:28,634 --> 00:20:30,402
What the fuck is your problem, man?

313
00:20:30,536 --> 00:20:32,772
Two problems. Hungry and sober.

314
00:20:32,904 --> 00:20:34,373
Eat some granola, bam!

315
00:20:34,507 --> 00:20:37,677
Two birds, one stoner.

316
00:20:37,809 --> 00:20:40,113
What? Oh, whoa my dude's crafty.

317
00:20:40,247 --> 00:20:41,180
- Give it up
- Yep.

318
00:20:41,314 --> 00:20:42,248
You got it, baby.

319
00:20:46,219 --> 00:20:47,553
What the F?

320
00:20:47,687 --> 00:20:48,889
Whoa.

321
00:20:54,794 --> 00:20:56,963
Those branches look like alien fingers.

322
00:20:57,095 --> 00:20:58,998
Just some random branch configuration.

323
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,299
Nothing to bust a nut on.

324
00:21:00,432 --> 00:21:01,600
Yeah? Then why is it pointing

325
00:21:01,734 --> 00:21:03,236
in the exact direction of the star leaf?

326
00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:05,372
Just a random coincidence.

327
00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:07,172
James doesn't believe in aliens.

328
00:21:07,306 --> 00:21:08,708
Where's the proof?

329
00:21:08,842 --> 00:21:10,009
Ahh...

330
00:21:10,142 --> 00:21:11,444
Exactly.

331
00:21:12,245 --> 00:21:13,546
Come on, man.

332
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,215
Don't tell me you never
even entertained the idea.

333
00:21:15,347 --> 00:21:18,750
Some people say they are the jinn of Islam.

334
00:21:18,884 --> 00:21:21,087
Wait, what are the jinn?

335
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,390
Demons.

336
00:21:54,921 --> 00:21:56,623
Tim?

337
00:21:56,756 --> 00:21:59,559
I have never seen trees like this before.

338
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:07,968
Is this on the map?

339
00:22:08,101 --> 00:22:09,469
I mean, I think so.

340
00:22:09,602 --> 00:22:12,372
I think it's these outlines, right here.

341
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,507
I had no idea what those
meant until right now.

342
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:15,842
That's weird.

343
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:21,982
The grove should just be up this way.

344
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,127
Wait, what's with all these bulges?

345
00:22:34,259 --> 00:22:36,161
Tree tumors, maybe?

346
00:22:36,295 --> 00:22:38,296
You never complained
about bulging wood before.

347
00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:40,332
Honey, if your wood was bulging like this,

348
00:22:40,466 --> 00:22:41,968
I'd take you to a doctor.

349
00:22:46,271 --> 00:22:47,540
Dude, what if these are all filled with

350
00:22:47,673 --> 00:22:49,975
the sweetest fucking resin you ever had?

351
00:22:50,109 --> 00:22:51,511
We should tap these babies and get some

352
00:22:51,643 --> 00:22:53,445
sweet-ass, star leaf syrup.

353
00:22:53,578 --> 00:22:54,913
Woo!

354
00:22:55,047 --> 00:22:57,316
Sip, sippin' on some sizzurp.

355
00:22:57,450 --> 00:22:58,617
Help me up.

356
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:01,555
Sippin' on some sizzurp.
Sippin' on some sizzurp.

357
00:23:03,023 --> 00:23:05,158
These branches look sharp enough to kill.

358
00:23:05,292 --> 00:23:08,094
Yeah, I guess mother nature
don't take no prisoners, huh?

359
00:23:08,227 --> 00:23:09,396
I mean, either that or she wanted

360
00:23:09,528 --> 00:23:12,198
to keep this place a secret for a reason.

361
00:23:12,331 --> 00:23:13,632
Ugh! Ugh!

362
00:23:13,766 --> 00:23:16,069
Babe, that's not actually star leaf syrup.

363
00:23:16,201 --> 00:23:17,938
Well, it's still gross.

364
00:23:44,096 --> 00:23:45,798
- James!
- James!

365
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,435
James!

366
00:23:57,543 --> 00:23:59,245
Oh, my god!

367
00:23:59,378 --> 00:24:02,716
Welcome to the garden
of Weeden, motherfucker!

368
00:24:02,848 --> 00:24:07,185
- Ta da!
- We found it! I told you!

369
00:24:07,319 --> 00:24:10,556
I think I've seen bigger
plants than this in Afghanistan.

370
00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:12,725
Dude, you see all these other plants?

371
00:24:12,859 --> 00:24:15,228
Fuck them. It's about this one, right here.

372
00:24:15,361 --> 00:24:16,929
This is the queen bee,

373
00:24:17,062 --> 00:24:20,833
the mother of all marijuana
plants on planet Earth.

374
00:24:20,967 --> 00:24:22,669
They say she was seeded from outer space,

375
00:24:22,802 --> 00:24:25,171
and sent to us by some
extraterrestrial intelligence,

376
00:24:25,305 --> 00:24:27,105
to help us find our way back.

377
00:24:27,238 --> 00:24:29,174
Wow, man. Back from what?

378
00:24:30,642 --> 00:24:32,812
Well, fuck if I know! I
just came to smoke this shit!

379
00:24:32,944 --> 00:24:34,748
Oh, my god!

380
00:24:37,016 --> 00:24:39,985
Whoa, brother. Jesus, chill out, man.

381
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:41,454
What?

382
00:24:41,586 --> 00:24:43,256
You're being an asshole
to that plant right now.

383
00:24:44,723 --> 00:24:46,091
You know what? You're right.

384
00:24:46,226 --> 00:24:48,127
- Chill.
- Alright.

385
00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:51,396
You're right. I'm being kind
of an asshole to this plant.

386
00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:53,264
I need to step aside for a minute,

387
00:24:53,399 --> 00:24:55,834
center myself, come back,

388
00:24:55,969 --> 00:25:00,273
snip some buds, and proceed
to get fucking baked.

389
00:25:01,574 --> 00:25:03,709
Awesome.

390
00:25:03,843 --> 00:25:05,545
You don't think he's addicted, do you?

391
00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:06,746
Him?

392
00:25:08,146 --> 00:25:10,282
No, he's always been like that.

393
00:25:10,417 --> 00:25:14,788
First guy in high school to
tap a keg, unsnap a bra...

394
00:25:16,788 --> 00:25:18,458
Dude's a legend.

395
00:25:19,525 --> 00:25:20,893
Well, speaking of legends,

396
00:25:21,026 --> 00:25:22,694
I've heard a lot about you, James.

397
00:25:22,827 --> 00:25:24,129
Yeah?

398
00:25:24,263 --> 00:25:25,898
Yeah, I wasn't sure if
we'd hit it off at first.

399
00:25:26,032 --> 00:25:28,301
But you know, so far so good.

400
00:25:31,304 --> 00:25:35,374
Look, Tim's my bro.

401
00:25:35,507 --> 00:25:36,741
Yeah.

402
00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:40,613
I just wanted to thank
you for your services.

403
00:25:41,948 --> 00:25:42,815
Okay.

404
00:26:20,352 --> 00:26:21,488
Tim?

405
00:26:29,327 --> 00:26:31,062
Alright, this is ready.

406
00:26:31,197 --> 00:26:33,332
Who's ready to blast off?

407
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,867
Oh, me, me, me.

408
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,336
Oh, you know, before we
commence this ceremony,

409
00:26:37,469 --> 00:26:38,836
we should say like a
little prayer, you know?

410
00:26:38,970 --> 00:26:39,838
Kind of get into it.

411
00:26:39,972 --> 00:26:41,206
Out loud, or what?

412
00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:42,676
Whatever you feel comfortable with.

413
00:26:47,046 --> 00:26:48,213
Roll, roll, roll the joint.

414
00:26:48,346 --> 00:26:51,016
Twist it at the ends.

415
00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:53,686
Take a puff and that's enough,

416
00:26:53,818 --> 00:26:57,022
now pass it to your friends.

417
00:26:59,292 --> 00:27:01,560
Man, what kind of eastern
bullshit you been studying?

418
00:27:01,693 --> 00:27:03,495
Well, have you ever heard of Tantra?

419
00:27:05,197 --> 00:27:06,866
No.

420
00:27:06,998 --> 00:27:08,735
Cause he has, and it's divine.

421
00:27:08,867 --> 00:27:11,636
It's an ancient Vedic
sexual ecstasy practice.

422
00:27:11,769 --> 00:27:12,805
No big deal.

423
00:27:12,939 --> 00:27:14,006
No big deal?

424
00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:15,641
I'd say marathon love-making sessions,

425
00:27:15,775 --> 00:27:17,442
ending in multiple female ejaculation,

426
00:27:17,576 --> 00:27:19,844
is kind of a big deal.

427
00:27:19,978 --> 00:27:22,114
Jesus, fuck, calm down.

428
00:27:30,221 --> 00:27:31,557
That's it.

429
00:27:33,057 --> 00:27:34,861
I can't.

430
00:27:34,994 --> 00:27:37,297
Dude, this leaves no trace in your system.

431
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,502
Okay.

432
00:28:04,856 --> 00:28:06,258
Oh, my god.

433
00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:28,248
Guys, I can't move.

434
00:28:30,516 --> 00:28:32,885
I can't move, guys.

435
00:28:33,018 --> 00:28:33,920
Did I ever tell you that I used to be

436
00:28:34,053 --> 00:28:35,854
Jim Morrison in a past life?

437
00:28:49,035 --> 00:28:50,637
I'm so hot.

438
00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:53,305
I make fire jealous.

439
00:28:54,506 --> 00:28:55,374
Right?

440
00:28:58,209 --> 00:28:59,245
Baby, look at me.

441
00:28:59,379 --> 00:29:00,947
I haven't danced like this since 69.

442
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,415
You look like you're
having a fucking seizure.

443
00:29:03,548 --> 00:29:04,950
You're not Jim Morrison.

444
00:29:14,927 --> 00:29:16,763
Tim, you're gonna fall in the fire.

445
00:29:18,064 --> 00:29:19,098
What'd you say?

446
00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:20,933
You want me to light your fire?

447
00:29:29,174 --> 00:29:30,776
Do you think I'm pretty?

448
00:29:35,748 --> 00:29:36,915
Yo...

449
00:29:38,551 --> 00:29:40,086
Your...

450
00:29:47,326 --> 00:29:51,796
That is the sweetest thing
anyone's ever said to me.

451
00:29:51,930 --> 00:29:54,233
Tim's too busy jerking
off, to Asian fairy porn,

452
00:29:54,365 --> 00:29:56,235
to notice me anymore.

453
00:29:57,569 --> 00:29:58,937
Do you like Asian fairy porn?

454
00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:09,449
Of course you do.

455
00:30:18,289 --> 00:30:19,491
All men do.

456
00:30:38,376 --> 00:30:39,578
Tim...

457
00:30:40,712 --> 00:30:42,414
Tim, you're gonna fall in the fire.

458
00:30:51,556 --> 00:30:54,661
What in the fuck just happened?

459
00:30:54,794 --> 00:30:55,928
Threw some sticks on the fire, homie.

460
00:30:56,061 --> 00:30:57,330
You feeling it?

461
00:30:59,797 --> 00:31:00,666
What?

462
00:31:01,566 --> 00:31:03,201
Here, hit this.

463
00:31:03,334 --> 00:31:04,870
No, fuck no.

464
00:31:05,004 --> 00:31:06,439
All right, suit yourself.

465
00:31:09,342 --> 00:31:12,978
Did you guys kill anyone
when you were in Afghanistan?

466
00:31:13,112 --> 00:31:15,014
Why you gotta go bringing
everyone down like that?

467
00:31:15,146 --> 00:31:16,480
You're on a crazy train right now,

468
00:31:16,614 --> 00:31:17,450
and it's time to get off.

469
00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:18,650
I'm sorry.

470
00:31:18,784 --> 00:31:19,584
I know you're high right now,

471
00:31:19,718 --> 00:31:20,620
but you need to stop.

472
00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:22,588
I'm sorry, war makes me laugh.

473
00:31:22,721 --> 00:31:26,526
Maybe this is enough for one night.

474
00:31:28,727 --> 00:31:30,696
Did you see that?

475
00:31:30,830 --> 00:31:31,797
The shooting star?

476
00:31:31,930 --> 00:31:33,032
Yeah.

477
00:31:35,968 --> 00:31:37,569
Whoa! What the hell?

478
00:31:37,702 --> 00:31:38,269
Jesus.

479
00:31:38,402 --> 00:31:40,639
Oh, dude!

480
00:31:40,771 --> 00:31:42,374
They don't call this star leaf for nothing.

481
00:31:42,507 --> 00:31:44,876
Full-on visuals!

482
00:31:45,009 --> 00:31:47,378
Wait, where do stars come from, anyway?

483
00:31:47,513 --> 00:31:48,647
Same place we do.

484
00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:50,415
Everything's star dust, baby.

485
00:31:54,286 --> 00:31:55,921
Fuck. Do you hear that?

486
00:31:59,525 --> 00:32:01,127
This weed is getting trippy.

487
00:32:01,259 --> 00:32:02,460
Maybe we should all just get up,

488
00:32:02,594 --> 00:32:04,028
and like walk around.

489
00:32:04,162 --> 00:32:05,930
No, dude. I fucking
heard something out there.

490
00:32:06,064 --> 00:32:07,200
Really?

491
00:32:10,268 --> 00:32:11,170
Shit, there's movement out there!

492
00:32:11,303 --> 00:32:13,406
Dude, sit down.

493
00:32:13,538 --> 00:32:15,173
It's just voices in your head, alright?

494
00:32:15,306 --> 00:32:16,508
I'm fucking telling you, man.

495
00:32:16,642 --> 00:32:18,643
I heard somebody talking
out there, in Pashto.

496
00:32:18,777 --> 00:32:19,812
What the hell is Pashto?

497
00:32:19,944 --> 00:32:21,146
It's an Afghan dialect.

498
00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:22,480
It's just voices in your head, alright?

499
00:32:22,613 --> 00:32:23,815
They get louder when there's no

500
00:32:23,950 --> 00:32:25,217
city noise to drown them out.

501
00:32:25,351 --> 00:32:26,118
He's right.

502
00:32:27,952 --> 00:32:29,187
What the hell?

503
00:32:30,622 --> 00:32:32,925
City noise does tend to drown out a lot.

504
00:32:33,057 --> 00:32:34,227
Doesn't it?

505
00:32:37,863 --> 00:32:39,832
Unfortunately, city people,

506
00:32:39,965 --> 00:32:41,734
such as yourselves, make so much noise,

507
00:32:41,866 --> 00:32:44,435
you can hear them miles
away, in the dead of night.

508
00:32:44,569 --> 00:32:47,539
Talking about the secrets of the universe,

509
00:32:47,672 --> 00:32:49,342
and all kinds of interesting stuff,

510
00:32:49,475 --> 00:32:53,346
people like to talk
about when they're high.

511
00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:55,547
Hmm?

512
00:32:56,648 --> 00:32:59,519
Oh, look at that.

513
00:33:10,296 --> 00:33:11,497
Mmm.

514
00:33:16,434 --> 00:33:17,869
It is legal now.

515
00:33:18,703 --> 00:33:19,971
No prescription necessary.

516
00:33:21,573 --> 00:33:24,043
I'm sorry, old habits die hard.

517
00:33:25,477 --> 00:33:26,945
Officer?

518
00:33:27,078 --> 00:33:28,746
Forrest ranger.

519
00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:32,718
I'm just out making my rounds.

520
00:33:32,851 --> 00:33:36,122
Walking the trails with
the snakes and the snails.

521
00:33:36,255 --> 00:33:39,592
Checking the pines for
those evergreen crimes.

522
00:33:40,325 --> 00:33:42,094
Hmm?

523
00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:43,629
We found some evergreen, alright.

524
00:33:46,265 --> 00:33:47,833
That you did, honey.

525
00:33:47,967 --> 00:33:49,569
That you did.

526
00:33:50,936 --> 00:33:52,605
Here you go.

527
00:33:52,738 --> 00:33:54,707
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

528
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,276
You folks mind if I take a knee?

529
00:33:58,410 --> 00:33:59,644
Please.

530
00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:04,183
Have a seat, son.

531
00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:06,651
Fire's getting cold.

532
00:34:08,721 --> 00:34:10,422
Well, look at that.

533
00:34:10,555 --> 00:34:12,390
Marshmallows and everything.

534
00:34:14,058 --> 00:34:18,964
Wow, you kids sure know how
to enjoy the great outdoors.

535
00:34:19,832 --> 00:34:21,366
I'll give you that.

536
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:22,668
So, is this place something that

537
00:34:22,801 --> 00:34:26,138
you and the other forest
rangers know about?

538
00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:28,674
We've been coming here a long time, son.

539
00:34:28,806 --> 00:34:31,710
Oh, you mean like the
indigenous first peoples?

540
00:34:32,678 --> 00:34:34,080
I'm talking about everyone.

541
00:34:35,147 --> 00:34:36,282
From everywhere.

542
00:34:48,093 --> 00:34:50,696
Do you see a lot of wildlife?

543
00:34:54,966 --> 00:34:56,701
I saw a moose fucking a bear once.

544
00:34:58,004 --> 00:35:00,404
Wait, you saw what?

545
00:35:00,538 --> 00:35:03,142
Moose, fucking a bear.

546
00:35:04,442 --> 00:35:05,945
No, man.

547
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:08,947
What, are you telling me you've never

548
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,948
seen something strange before?

549
00:35:12,984 --> 00:35:15,621
Something only you, and
no one else could see?

550
00:35:16,488 --> 00:35:17,390
Hmm?

551
00:35:19,491 --> 00:35:21,326
You folks wanna get high?

552
00:35:21,460 --> 00:35:22,861
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

553
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:27,065
Well, you can certainly get high, right?

554
00:35:51,056 --> 00:35:52,558
Whoa.

555
00:35:52,690 --> 00:35:54,227
It's not how high you go that matters.

556
00:35:55,259 --> 00:35:57,062
It's where you go.

557
00:35:57,196 --> 00:35:58,964
Ah, I like the way you think, officer.

558
00:35:59,096 --> 00:36:00,232
- Ranger.
- Ranger...

559
00:36:00,364 --> 00:36:01,033
Ranger.

560
00:36:01,165 --> 00:36:01,866
Ranger.

561
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,069
Ranger Dave.

562
00:36:04,169 --> 00:36:05,071
All right, well...

563
00:36:06,171 --> 00:36:08,040
You folks have a good night.

564
00:36:08,174 --> 00:36:11,009
And enjoy the great outdoors.

565
00:36:17,149 --> 00:36:19,518
What the fuck was that?

566
00:36:19,652 --> 00:36:21,453
Did that really just happen?

567
00:36:21,587 --> 00:36:24,323
I have no idea what the
dude was talking about.

568
00:36:24,457 --> 00:36:25,591
Do you think he was

569
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:27,460
lying about a moose fucking a bear?

570
00:36:27,593 --> 00:36:29,428
I don't know, with the
weed we've been smoking,

571
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,328
I'd kinda believe him.

572
00:36:31,462 --> 00:36:32,797
Oh, man.

573
00:36:32,931 --> 00:36:35,767
Man, I don't even think
he was real, though.

574
00:36:35,901 --> 00:36:37,536
Yeah, man, he was real.

575
00:36:39,738 --> 00:36:42,207
Okay, I'm going to bed.

576
00:36:42,341 --> 00:36:43,842
You know what? I'm gonna follow you.

577
00:36:43,975 --> 00:36:46,411
I don't want any close
encounters of the moose-rape kind.

578
00:36:46,544 --> 00:36:48,379
Ooh, I actually wouldn't mind seeing that.

579
00:36:48,513 --> 00:36:49,714
Well, get in that tent,

580
00:36:49,848 --> 00:36:51,217
and I'll show you what
a moose dick looks like.

581
00:36:53,718 --> 00:36:54,585
Let me in first.

582
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,087
No!

583
00:38:17,703 --> 00:38:20,038
They'll be coming for you, James.

584
00:38:21,372 --> 00:38:23,475
They've have their eye on you a long time.

585
00:38:24,776 --> 00:38:26,145
Long time...

586
00:38:27,645 --> 00:38:29,080
But you already knew that.

587
00:38:31,382 --> 00:38:33,785
Didn't you? Hmm?

588
00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:58,977
Careful where you're going, now.

589
00:38:59,111 --> 00:39:00,745
You never know what you might find.

590
00:39:00,879 --> 00:39:02,114
Who the fuck are you?

591
00:39:02,247 --> 00:39:04,315
Stay the fuck away from my friends!

592
00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:20,533
Get up, goddamn it! We've got hostiles!

593
00:39:24,703 --> 00:39:25,603
Shit.

594
00:39:26,370 --> 00:39:27,539
James!

595
00:39:37,948 --> 00:39:38,850
Martha?

596
00:39:40,317 --> 00:39:42,153
What are you doing out here?

597
00:39:42,288 --> 00:39:44,490
Waiting for you to find me.

598
00:39:44,622 --> 00:39:47,892
We have to go back to the camp.

599
00:39:48,026 --> 00:39:49,560
Where's Tim?

600
00:39:49,694 --> 00:39:51,396
The plant can help you, James.

601
00:39:51,529 --> 00:39:52,830
What?

602
00:39:52,964 --> 00:39:54,333
It's a portal, don't you see?

603
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:56,435
To the stars.

604
00:39:58,036 --> 00:39:59,404
What are you talking about?

605
00:40:00,906 --> 00:40:02,208
Where are your clothes?

606
00:40:04,509 --> 00:40:06,011
These can't help you.

607
00:40:08,279 --> 00:40:10,548
Share your pain with me, James.

608
00:40:12,917 --> 00:40:13,951
No, I don't need saving.

609
00:40:14,085 --> 00:40:15,120
Come here.

610
00:40:37,207 --> 00:40:37,910
Fuck!

611
00:41:12,410 --> 00:41:13,279
Tim?

612
00:41:14,413 --> 00:41:15,781
Tim?

613
00:41:19,984 --> 00:41:23,087
What? How the hell did we get out here?

614
00:41:24,388 --> 00:41:26,490
I don't know.

615
00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:27,660
We must've been higher than we thought.

616
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,828
Yeah.

617
00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:35,100
Where's James?

618
00:41:37,002 --> 00:41:39,772
Probably smart enough to
sleep in his own tent. I guess.

619
00:41:42,207 --> 00:41:44,609
Well, we better check.

620
00:41:48,614 --> 00:41:50,015
Wait a sec.

621
00:41:55,085 --> 00:41:58,689
Ooh, now this is the
bulging wood I came to see.

622
00:41:58,823 --> 00:42:01,125
Top of the morning to you, too.

623
00:42:01,259 --> 00:42:03,429
Morning glory, or whatever it is.

624
00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:17,408
Tim? Martha?

625
00:42:36,395 --> 00:42:37,862
- Shit!
- What?

626
00:42:37,995 --> 00:42:39,096
Get down. Get down.

627
00:42:39,230 --> 00:42:40,299
What the hell is going on?

628
00:42:40,431 --> 00:42:41,700
What are you guys doing out here?

629
00:42:41,832 --> 00:42:42,533
There's something behind that tree.

630
00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:43,701
It was watching us.

631
00:42:43,835 --> 00:42:45,304
What the fuck you talking about?

632
00:42:45,437 --> 00:42:46,603
The fucking tree, right
there, was watching us.

633
00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:48,006
Please go check it out.

634
00:42:49,741 --> 00:42:50,542
No, to your left!

635
00:42:50,674 --> 00:42:51,408
Here?

636
00:42:51,542 --> 00:42:52,443
The big one!

637
00:42:56,381 --> 00:42:57,482
Do you see anything?

638
00:42:58,884 --> 00:43:00,352
Nothing!

639
00:43:00,486 --> 00:43:01,620
Maybe it was just that moose fucking.

640
00:43:01,754 --> 00:43:03,755
It wasn't a fucking moose.

641
00:43:03,888 --> 00:43:05,923
It wasn't a fucking moose.

642
00:43:07,357 --> 00:43:08,626
Fuck this, man.

643
00:43:08,761 --> 00:43:11,697
Okay, give me my shirt, I'm leaving.

644
00:43:43,828 --> 00:43:45,330
Hurry up! We gotta go!

645
00:43:45,462 --> 00:43:46,330
What, did you see something?

646
00:43:46,464 --> 00:43:47,265
I said we gotta go!

647
00:43:47,399 --> 00:43:48,767
Leave the fucking tents!

648
00:43:49,901 --> 00:43:51,036
I said leave them, come on!

649
00:43:51,169 --> 00:43:52,603
- Coming.
- All right!

650
00:44:21,366 --> 00:44:23,936
I don't know. We're
probably all just still high.

651
00:44:24,069 --> 00:44:25,170
No, I know what I saw.

652
00:44:25,303 --> 00:44:26,738
You saw the lights last night too?

653
00:44:26,870 --> 00:44:27,738
- No.
- Yeah, dude.

654
00:44:27,872 --> 00:44:29,006
We all saw the shooting star.

655
00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:30,675
I'm not talking about the shooting star.

656
00:44:30,808 --> 00:44:32,009
What the hell are you talking about then?

657
00:44:32,143 --> 00:44:33,345
That blinding light that...

658
00:44:33,477 --> 00:44:35,346
Fuck! Whoa! What the fuck is that?

659
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,615
- Jesus!
- Just go man!

660
00:44:36,748 --> 00:44:37,882
- Go!
- Just go!

661
00:44:38,982 --> 00:44:41,051
Holy fucking shit!

662
00:44:41,185 --> 00:44:42,721
What the fuck is that, man?

663
00:44:44,756 --> 00:44:45,790
Calm down.

664
00:44:45,924 --> 00:44:48,393
Get off! Run her over!

665
00:44:48,527 --> 00:44:49,461
Honk the horn!

666
00:44:50,863 --> 00:44:52,330
It's some kind of animal or something!

667
00:44:52,462 --> 00:44:53,131
- Go, motherfucker go!
- Just run it over!

668
00:44:53,263 --> 00:44:53,964
Just go!

669
00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:01,772
Just go around.

670
00:45:01,906 --> 00:45:03,007
Babe, we're in a Prius.

671
00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:04,475
It's not built for off-road activity.

672
00:45:07,846 --> 00:45:09,080
What are you doing?

673
00:45:09,214 --> 00:45:10,949
We must've missed an
off-road or something.

674
00:45:12,283 --> 00:45:13,484
- Shit!
- Holy shit.

675
00:45:16,486 --> 00:45:17,788
It's an ambush.

676
00:45:17,922 --> 00:45:19,357
What the fuck are you
talking about, an ambush?

677
00:45:19,491 --> 00:45:20,592
We're in a kill-zone.

678
00:45:20,725 --> 00:45:21,491
A what zone?

679
00:45:21,625 --> 00:45:22,761
A kill-zone!

680
00:45:27,966 --> 00:45:29,668
Grab your packs, hurry!

681
00:45:32,370 --> 00:45:33,671
Fuck.

682
00:45:33,805 --> 00:45:34,839
- Shit...
- Come on, let's go!

683
00:45:34,971 --> 00:45:36,575
Come on! Come on!

684
00:45:38,109 --> 00:45:39,276
What the hell is going on?

685
00:45:39,410 --> 00:45:40,578
Some kind of ambush.

686
00:45:40,712 --> 00:45:41,913
Who would be ambushing us?

687
00:45:42,046 --> 00:45:43,214
Just get your shit.

688
00:45:43,348 --> 00:45:45,049
What the fuck is the holdup, man?

689
00:45:45,183 --> 00:45:46,351
Come on!

690
00:45:47,352 --> 00:45:48,987
What the hell is that?

691
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,489
Grab that shit and let's go!

692
00:45:50,622 --> 00:45:51,855
What the hell is that?

693
00:45:51,989 --> 00:45:53,024
Is that fucking star leaf?

694
00:45:53,158 --> 00:45:54,359
You have fucking star leaf clippings?

695
00:45:54,493 --> 00:45:56,060
He fucking has star leaf clippings.

696
00:45:56,194 --> 00:45:58,029
You're fucking us over, you realize that?

697
00:45:58,163 --> 00:45:59,364
You guys. You guys.

698
00:45:59,497 --> 00:46:00,297
- Are you serious?
- He fucked us over.

699
00:46:00,431 --> 00:46:01,232
Are you serious?

700
00:46:01,366 --> 00:46:02,500
Man, get rid of that shit!

701
00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:03,368
Dude, it's not that much, okay?

702
00:46:03,502 --> 00:46:04,670
I just needed a little,

703
00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:06,170
to make some clones
when I got home, alright?

704
00:46:06,303 --> 00:46:08,439
Look, you guys are
freaking out way too much.

705
00:46:08,573 --> 00:46:09,507
We all just need to calm...

706
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:10,875
Whoa, dude!

707
00:46:11,009 --> 00:46:11,876
What the fuck?

708
00:46:12,009 --> 00:46:13,377
Tim? Baby? Baby?

709
00:46:13,511 --> 00:46:15,147
What the fuck just grabbed me?

710
00:46:16,881 --> 00:46:18,416
Baby, are you okay?

711
00:46:18,549 --> 00:46:20,651
Look at me. Let me see. Let me see.

712
00:46:35,966 --> 00:46:37,802
Tim? Martha?

713
00:46:47,846 --> 00:46:49,781
Okay...

714
00:46:49,913 --> 00:46:52,618
James Hunter, Sergeant,
United States Marine Corps.

715
00:46:53,585 --> 00:46:55,553
I'm here, in Washington state,

716
00:46:55,687 --> 00:46:58,123
in the Olympic National Rainforest.

717
00:46:58,256 --> 00:46:59,656
I know this is gonna sound crazy.

718
00:46:59,790 --> 00:47:01,993
But something really, fucked
up is happening right now.

719
00:47:02,127 --> 00:47:04,029
And to be honest, I have no idea what.

720
00:47:06,397 --> 00:47:07,431
Fuck.

721
00:47:07,564 --> 00:47:08,767
I know this looks cheesy as hell,

722
00:47:08,899 --> 00:47:10,167
staring down into a camera,

723
00:47:10,301 --> 00:47:12,337
like some bullshit scene
from some horror film.

724
00:47:12,471 --> 00:47:14,907
But I promise you, this is real, okay?

725
00:47:16,741 --> 00:47:17,976
In case something happens,

726
00:47:19,210 --> 00:47:20,645
hopefully somebody will find this footage,

727
00:47:20,777 --> 00:47:22,647
and try to make some sense out of all this.

728
00:47:28,051 --> 00:47:29,320
It's been an hour.

729
00:47:30,855 --> 00:47:32,557
Still no sign of my friends.

730
00:47:34,259 --> 00:47:36,061
Think I'm gonna head west,

731
00:47:36,194 --> 00:47:39,264
towards the Pacific
ocean, away from the peaks.

732
00:47:39,397 --> 00:47:40,699
Hopefully I'll run into some kind of

733
00:47:40,832 --> 00:47:42,267
fucking civilization out there.

734
00:47:42,399 --> 00:47:44,801
I just have no idea what
the hell I'm doing, still.

735
00:47:44,935 --> 00:47:46,971
But, I don't know, I'm...

736
00:48:21,172 --> 00:48:21,974
Fuck.

737
00:49:07,752 --> 00:49:09,121
Lower your weapon.

738
00:49:10,488 --> 00:49:11,723
Lower your weapon.

739
00:49:17,127 --> 00:49:18,462
Now this, my friend...

740
00:49:19,864 --> 00:49:21,499
This is one hell of a violation,

741
00:49:21,632 --> 00:49:23,335
of park regulations.

742
00:49:25,335 --> 00:49:28,105
Look, I can put in a good word,

743
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:29,908
about you using this thing here,

744
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,876
considering your current
state of mind and all.

745
00:49:32,910 --> 00:49:35,078
But as for them...

746
00:49:35,212 --> 00:49:37,515
They chose to break the
rules, of their own free will.

747
00:49:37,649 --> 00:49:38,783
My friends are dead and you're

748
00:49:38,917 --> 00:49:40,884
talking to me about the fucking rules?

749
00:49:41,018 --> 00:49:43,321
I'll show you some fucking rules!

750
00:49:46,623 --> 00:49:48,091
If you can't follow a few simple rules,

751
00:49:48,225 --> 00:49:50,027
like not taking photos...

752
00:49:50,995 --> 00:49:52,197
Or as in his case,

753
00:49:52,330 --> 00:49:53,799
stealing himself some
souvenirs to take home.

754
00:49:53,931 --> 00:49:55,466
How are we supposed to trust all of you,

755
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,035
with the secrets to the universe, huh?

756
00:49:57,167 --> 00:49:59,136
You tell me that.

757
00:49:59,270 --> 00:50:00,305
I can't believe I killed them.

758
00:50:00,437 --> 00:50:02,706
Well, let's go check, make sure.

759
00:50:10,348 --> 00:50:12,750
Yeah, they're dead.

760
00:50:14,919 --> 00:50:16,221
You got a permit for this?

761
00:50:18,522 --> 00:50:19,457
I found it.

762
00:50:19,589 --> 00:50:21,558
Wow.

763
00:50:21,692 --> 00:50:23,762
I guess it's your lucky day then.

764
00:50:24,928 --> 00:50:26,564
You sure as hell know how to shoot it.

765
00:50:28,065 --> 00:50:29,334
Don't you?

766
00:50:30,433 --> 00:50:31,335
Yes.

767
00:50:32,303 --> 00:50:33,105
Louder.

768
00:50:34,372 --> 00:50:36,007
Yes, sir.

769
00:50:37,140 --> 00:50:38,876
I can't hear you, maggot!

770
00:50:39,009 --> 00:50:40,078
Sir, yes sir!

771
00:50:40,210 --> 00:50:41,111
Sound off like you've got a pair!

772
00:50:41,245 --> 00:50:42,647
Sir, yes sir!

773
00:50:55,292 --> 00:50:56,693
James?

774
00:50:56,828 --> 00:50:57,996
Oh, my god. We found you.

775
00:50:58,129 --> 00:51:00,531
Who are you yelling at?

776
00:51:00,665 --> 00:51:02,334
What are you doing with that?

777
00:51:08,672 --> 00:51:09,707
I don't believe this.

778
00:51:09,841 --> 00:51:10,842
What?

779
00:51:12,143 --> 00:51:13,177
You're dead.

780
00:51:13,310 --> 00:51:14,844
What are you talking about?

781
00:51:14,978 --> 00:51:17,582
I killed you guys.

782
00:51:17,716 --> 00:51:19,584
Dude, that star leaf really messed with us.

783
00:51:19,716 --> 00:51:22,153
We need to just calm down,
find a place to chill.

784
00:51:25,089 --> 00:51:26,357
I'm sorry.

785
00:51:28,692 --> 00:51:29,526
About what?

786
00:51:29,660 --> 00:51:30,895
What's he talking about, baby?

787
00:51:32,297 --> 00:51:34,632
We didn't know that there would be a kid.

788
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:39,203
Dude, you're in Washington state now, okay?

789
00:51:39,335 --> 00:51:41,339
You're safe.

790
00:51:41,471 --> 00:51:43,774
You wanted me to take the
shot so bad, didn't you?

791
00:51:45,576 --> 00:51:46,778
The pink mist...

792
00:51:47,578 --> 00:51:48,680
It's yours.

793
00:51:49,513 --> 00:51:50,781
Take the shot.

794
00:51:53,651 --> 00:51:54,819
Take the shot.

795
00:51:57,055 --> 00:51:58,156
Take the shot!

796
00:51:58,288 --> 00:52:00,091
Honey, honey, it's okay.

797
00:52:00,223 --> 00:52:01,926
No! No!

798
00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:03,195
James!

799
00:52:11,368 --> 00:52:13,837
My boy's lost it, completely.

800
00:52:13,971 --> 00:52:15,406
They told you not to touch their stuff.

801
00:52:15,538 --> 00:52:16,607
Why'd you do it?

802
00:52:16,741 --> 00:52:18,009
Had I known it would get this crazy,

803
00:52:18,142 --> 00:52:20,145
I never would've looked
for it in the first place.

804
00:52:20,277 --> 00:52:21,846
Hey, when we get back to the car,

805
00:52:21,980 --> 00:52:24,516
don't let me forget to
pick up the clippings.

806
00:52:26,384 --> 00:52:28,719
So I can take them back to the grove.

807
00:52:30,754 --> 00:52:32,089
Look, you're right. This whole thing is...

808
00:52:32,223 --> 00:52:33,791
No, you know what? This
is fucking bullshit.

809
00:52:33,924 --> 00:52:35,292
Babe, calm down.

810
00:52:35,426 --> 00:52:36,759
You're just having a bad trip.

811
00:52:36,893 --> 00:52:38,462
Take the beads, they'll give you some

812
00:52:38,596 --> 00:52:40,465
- peace and calm.
- No, fuck your hippy beads!

813
00:52:40,598 --> 00:52:42,533
What's your problem?

814
00:52:42,667 --> 00:52:44,669
Look, I'm not the only one
who broke the fucking rules.

815
00:52:44,803 --> 00:52:45,870
No, get off me! Get off me!

816
00:52:46,002 --> 00:52:47,071
- Yeah.
- Give me that.

817
00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:48,439
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh
- No, no, no.

818
00:52:48,573 --> 00:52:50,775
- Give me that!
- Yeah, yeah, I'm the asshole.

819
00:52:50,908 --> 00:52:53,076
I've seen the way you look at James.

820
00:52:53,210 --> 00:52:54,946
I'm not a slut.

821
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,514
Fuck him. Who gives a shit anyway?

822
00:52:56,647 --> 00:52:59,150
What the fuck was he talking
about back there, huh?

823
00:52:59,283 --> 00:53:00,984
The pink mist?

824
00:53:01,118 --> 00:53:04,622
What's the big fucking
secret, huh? Tell me.

825
00:53:05,189 --> 00:53:06,223
Tell me.

826
00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:07,658
What'd you fucking do back there?

827
00:53:08,625 --> 00:53:09,459
What did you do back there?

828
00:53:09,593 --> 00:53:12,096
You fucking killed someone?

829
00:53:12,230 --> 00:53:15,033
You fucking killed someone,
is that what you did?

830
00:53:15,165 --> 00:53:16,801
You're a fucking coward,
hiding behind a plant.

831
00:53:16,933 --> 00:53:18,435
Yeah, who the fuck do you think you are?

832
00:53:18,569 --> 00:53:20,036
Ugh! God!

833
00:53:20,171 --> 00:53:22,073
When we were out, risking
our lives for our country,

834
00:53:22,205 --> 00:53:24,209
you were here fucking every guy in town.

835
00:53:26,410 --> 00:53:28,312
Ah, shit!

836
00:53:29,879 --> 00:53:31,682
We are friends.

837
00:53:32,884 --> 00:53:34,352
We're friends.

838
00:53:38,756 --> 00:53:40,125
Oh, yeah? You like my beads?

839
00:53:41,959 --> 00:53:43,527
Maybe she can help us
find a way out of here.

840
00:53:45,663 --> 00:53:46,965
Hey...

841
00:53:47,765 --> 00:53:49,067
We need some help, yo.

842
00:54:17,094 --> 00:54:17,995
Fuck!

843
00:54:18,596 --> 00:54:19,196
Tim!

844
00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:20,331
Fuck! Oh, god.

845
00:54:20,464 --> 00:54:22,198
Oh, my god. No, no, no.

846
00:54:22,332 --> 00:54:23,434
Tim!

847
00:54:27,772 --> 00:54:29,107
Forget something?

848
00:54:29,774 --> 00:54:30,875
Shit.

849
00:54:32,243 --> 00:54:33,744
You disappoint me, man.

850
00:54:33,877 --> 00:54:35,546
No, no, no. You're not real.

851
00:54:35,678 --> 00:54:37,748
Oh, I'm real.

852
00:54:37,881 --> 00:54:40,249
And it's about to get really real.

853
00:54:40,384 --> 00:54:42,753
No, no. You don't exist.

854
00:54:42,886 --> 00:54:45,189
You're not real. This is my brain on drugs.

855
00:54:45,323 --> 00:54:47,825
Yeah, you're tripping,
man. You're tripping.

856
00:54:47,957 --> 00:54:50,794
And it's a trip straight to hell.

857
00:54:50,928 --> 00:54:52,296
You're just a figment of our imagination,

858
00:54:52,428 --> 00:54:53,897
our collective imagination.

859
00:54:54,031 --> 00:54:54,732
You don't exist.

860
00:54:54,866 --> 00:54:56,201
You disappoint me.

861
00:54:56,334 --> 00:54:57,301
Go away!

862
00:54:59,136 --> 00:55:00,171
Boo.

863
00:55:01,872 --> 00:55:03,140
Boo.

864
00:55:11,582 --> 00:55:13,084
What the fuck?

865
00:55:26,129 --> 00:55:27,864
What is this place?

866
00:55:27,997 --> 00:55:29,166
Where the fuck are we?

867
00:55:44,114 --> 00:55:45,750
Did you write that?

868
00:55:57,761 --> 00:56:00,597
This is my stuff. Where'd
you get this stuff, huh?

869
00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:03,067
This is my fucking sunglasses, my phone...

870
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:04,701
Where'd you get this?

871
00:56:10,473 --> 00:56:11,975
Oh, my god!

872
00:57:04,227 --> 00:57:05,195
Thank god.

873
00:57:07,564 --> 00:57:08,332
Fuck.

874
00:57:12,169 --> 00:57:13,203
Yes...

875
00:58:55,739 --> 00:58:57,108
What the fuck are you doing here?

876
00:58:57,241 --> 00:58:59,977
Oh, just checking things out.

877
00:59:00,111 --> 00:59:02,647
I hear you got yourself in a bit of a jam.

878
00:59:04,181 --> 00:59:05,583
Nice to see you're working it out.

879
00:59:05,716 --> 00:59:08,618
I'm telling you, my friend
is a fucking idiot, okay?

880
00:59:08,752 --> 00:59:09,887
He didn't mean to take anything...

881
00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:11,821
Oh, he took it. He took it, alright.

882
00:59:11,955 --> 00:59:13,357
And I'm afraid he meant to.

883
00:59:13,491 --> 00:59:14,625
I'm telling you, man.

884
00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:15,626
He didn't mean to do any...

885
00:59:15,759 --> 00:59:17,694
You see this leaf?

886
00:59:17,828 --> 00:59:19,096
Most people think it's only job

887
00:59:19,230 --> 00:59:21,498
is to make them feel good.

888
00:59:21,631 --> 00:59:23,867
But feeling good really
isn't what they want.

889
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,437
What they want, this plant can't give them.

890
00:59:27,571 --> 00:59:28,906
Well, what's that?

891
00:59:31,875 --> 00:59:33,311
What's troubling you, man?

892
00:59:34,611 --> 00:59:36,080
Excuse me?

893
00:59:37,381 --> 00:59:39,783
What happened to you,
over there in Afghanistan?

894
00:59:51,761 --> 00:59:53,830
You saw something else
over there, didn't you?

895
00:59:54,931 --> 00:59:56,901
Same thing you saw at my place.

896
01:00:03,006 --> 01:00:04,441
Do you know what it means?

897
01:00:07,643 --> 01:00:09,879
It's a doorway.

898
01:00:10,013 --> 01:00:12,149
Closed on one side, open on the other.

899
01:00:13,951 --> 01:00:15,753
But our plant friends, you see...

900
01:00:18,055 --> 01:00:18,922
They can only show you the door.

901
01:00:19,056 --> 01:00:20,524
They can't walk you through it.

902
01:00:20,658 --> 01:00:22,926
So what about those things we keep seeing?

903
01:00:23,060 --> 01:00:23,994
Well, they're no friends of mine.

904
01:00:24,127 --> 01:00:26,029
I'll tell you that.

905
01:00:26,163 --> 01:00:28,598
They're more of a nuisance, really.

906
01:00:28,732 --> 01:00:30,434
Well, what do they want?

907
01:00:30,567 --> 01:00:34,137
Man, your karma is like a magnet.

908
01:00:34,270 --> 01:00:35,705
They're drawn to it.

909
01:00:35,839 --> 01:00:39,343
Like vultures, in the night, waiting.

910
01:00:40,343 --> 01:00:41,644
Waiting for what?

911
01:00:41,777 --> 01:00:43,580
To feed of your conflict.

912
01:00:43,714 --> 01:00:45,750
They use you to form these

913
01:00:46,716 --> 01:00:48,785
charged emotional patterns,

914
01:00:48,919 --> 01:00:51,087
so they can share in a kind
of awareness fulfillment,

915
01:00:51,221 --> 01:00:53,091
that they're otherwise denied.

916
01:00:55,426 --> 01:00:58,629
What? What the fuck are you talking about?

917
01:01:02,332 --> 01:01:03,600
No...

918
01:01:04,567 --> 01:01:05,602
Go on! Get out of here!

919
01:01:06,703 --> 01:01:08,005
Go back to where you came from!

920
01:01:08,138 --> 01:01:09,539
There ain't nothing here for you!

921
01:01:09,672 --> 01:01:10,707
Go on!

922
01:01:47,243 --> 01:01:49,913
Did you see that, man?

923
01:01:50,047 --> 01:01:51,915
What the fuck did you just say?

924
01:01:52,049 --> 01:01:54,252
Oh, it's just an old Jewish
nursery rhyme for kids.

925
01:01:55,285 --> 01:01:56,420
What?

926
01:01:56,553 --> 01:01:57,587
Yeah, you know, it works in a pinch.

927
01:01:57,721 --> 01:01:59,189
But it ain't gonna work for long.

928
01:01:59,323 --> 01:02:00,123
You better get back to your friends.

929
01:02:00,256 --> 01:02:01,191
They're gonna need you.

930
01:02:01,325 --> 01:02:02,527
Go on.

931
01:02:08,364 --> 01:02:09,299
Hell yeah.

932
01:02:10,968 --> 01:02:12,402
Tim? Martha?

933
01:02:12,535 --> 01:02:13,903
- James?
- What the fuck?

934
01:02:14,036 --> 01:02:15,439
- James, please.
- Help us get down.

935
01:02:15,573 --> 01:02:16,272
- Please help us.
- Please, before he...

936
01:02:16,406 --> 01:02:17,408
There he is!

937
01:02:19,076 --> 01:02:19,977
Been waiting for you.

938
01:02:20,109 --> 01:02:21,444
Who the hell are you, man?

939
01:02:21,578 --> 01:02:22,812
What the fuck do you want?

940
01:02:22,946 --> 01:02:24,382
I tried to warn you.

941
01:02:24,515 --> 01:02:26,217
Others tried as well.

942
01:02:27,183 --> 01:02:28,819
The star leaf...

943
01:02:34,924 --> 01:02:38,763
Well, that's a special leaf, as you know.

944
01:02:38,895 --> 01:02:40,997
Yeah? What's so special about it, huh?

945
01:02:41,832 --> 01:02:43,034
It's a star gate.

946
01:02:44,433 --> 01:02:46,836
It opens up a door to great healing.

947
01:02:46,969 --> 01:02:50,440
Also great chaos, if
not navigated skillfully.

948
01:02:50,573 --> 01:02:54,244
Through this door, all
kinds of beings emerge.

949
01:02:54,377 --> 01:02:56,580
Some good, some not so good.

950
01:02:57,980 --> 01:02:59,348
Shit.

951
01:03:02,218 --> 01:03:05,187
You ever ask yourself if you
really had a choice or not?

952
01:03:05,321 --> 01:03:07,957
Pulling that trigger? Huh?

953
01:03:08,091 --> 01:03:09,293
I mean, who's to say?

954
01:03:09,426 --> 01:03:10,694
I'm just being theoretical.

955
01:03:10,828 --> 01:03:13,631
But who's to say you
happened to save the lives

956
01:03:13,763 --> 01:03:16,800
of 13 innocent Afghan civilians.

957
01:03:22,105 --> 01:03:23,241
Just saying.

958
01:03:33,183 --> 01:03:35,518
God, I don't fucking deserve this, okay?

959
01:03:35,652 --> 01:03:37,788
I don't deserve this! This is bullshit!

960
01:03:37,921 --> 01:03:39,656
You can save them the
fate of what awaits them.

961
01:03:39,790 --> 01:03:42,192
Put them out of their
misery right now, hmm?

962
01:03:42,325 --> 01:03:44,895
Untie me, now!

963
01:03:45,027 --> 01:03:47,497
I just wanted to get a
little high, I'm so sorry.

964
01:03:47,631 --> 01:03:49,232
Will you just please shoot his ass already?

965
01:03:49,366 --> 01:03:50,868
Fuck you.

966
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,435
Fuck all of you.

967
01:03:53,402 --> 01:03:55,805
I'm not gonna shoot my friends.

968
01:03:55,939 --> 01:03:58,109
I'm not shooting my friends! You hear that?

969
01:03:59,542 --> 01:04:00,576
I really wouldn't test them like that.

970
01:04:00,710 --> 01:04:01,913
And you...

971
01:04:03,846 --> 01:04:06,750
I've had enough of your fucking bullshit.

972
01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:08,618
Easy now.

973
01:04:08,752 --> 01:04:11,054
Fuck easy.

974
01:04:11,187 --> 01:04:14,624
Why shouldn't I blow your
fucking head off, right now?

975
01:04:14,759 --> 01:04:16,627
Because you're not a murderer, James.

976
01:04:16,759 --> 01:04:19,062
A killer, maybe.

977
01:04:20,096 --> 01:04:21,299
But not a murderer.

978
01:04:22,665 --> 01:04:23,533
What?

979
01:04:24,835 --> 01:04:26,137
Bad things happen.

980
01:04:27,136 --> 01:04:29,339
But you're forgiven.

981
01:04:29,473 --> 01:04:31,342
That's all the plant is trying to tell you.

982
01:04:32,808 --> 01:04:34,678
It wants to help you, James.

983
01:04:34,812 --> 01:04:37,314
It does. It really does.

984
01:04:37,446 --> 01:04:39,749
Help? It wants to help me?

985
01:04:39,882 --> 01:04:42,151
Is that what it wants? Huh? Huh?

986
01:04:42,285 --> 01:04:43,886
Is this what you think
is gonna help me? Huh?

987
01:04:44,020 --> 01:04:44,888
What the fuck! Seriously?

988
01:04:45,022 --> 01:04:47,058
How about this? Huh?

989
01:04:49,225 --> 01:04:50,727
Or maybe this.

990
01:04:53,029 --> 01:04:55,732
You might wanna think this one through.

991
01:04:55,866 --> 01:04:57,468
You're making a terrible choice.

992
01:04:58,468 --> 01:05:00,103
You wanna see it, don't you.

993
01:05:00,236 --> 01:05:01,372
See what?

994
01:05:03,506 --> 01:05:05,108
The pink mist.

995
01:05:06,176 --> 01:05:07,811
James, no!

996
01:05:07,944 --> 01:05:09,880
Careful what you wish for.

997
01:05:10,013 --> 01:05:11,114
You just might find it.

998
01:05:12,982 --> 01:05:13,783
No, James.

999
01:05:14,884 --> 01:05:15,585
No!

1000
01:05:35,138 --> 01:05:35,971
Dude...

1001
01:05:36,105 --> 01:05:37,341
Where are we?

1002
01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:41,578
That place I was telling you about.

1003
01:05:45,482 --> 01:05:46,784
Martha?

1004
01:05:50,821 --> 01:05:51,788
Tim?

1005
01:05:52,589 --> 01:05:53,857
Yeah?

1006
01:05:58,261 --> 01:05:59,263
You're okay?

1007
01:05:59,395 --> 01:06:00,696
Yeah, are you okay, dude?

1008
01:06:00,830 --> 01:06:02,498
We haven't even smoked any weed yet,

1009
01:06:02,631 --> 01:06:04,334
and you're acting like a freak.

1010
01:06:05,402 --> 01:06:07,071
Anyway, dude, like I was saying.

1011
01:06:07,203 --> 01:06:08,504
In this house, there's a
dude that's gonna give us

1012
01:06:08,638 --> 01:06:10,940
a map to the secret grove,
here in the Olympics.

1013
01:06:11,075 --> 01:06:12,609
The stuff is called star leaf.

1014
01:06:12,743 --> 01:06:14,811
It opens a lot of doors
to the supernatural.

1015
01:06:14,944 --> 01:06:16,412
Are you ready? Let's go.

1016
01:06:16,546 --> 01:06:17,515
Wait.

1017
01:06:19,149 --> 01:06:20,750
Dude, how about the kid?

1018
01:06:25,055 --> 01:06:26,556
What?

1019
01:06:26,689 --> 01:06:28,325
What kid? What are you talking about?

1020
01:06:28,457 --> 01:06:29,926
I know this sounds crazy.

1021
01:06:30,060 --> 01:06:31,962
But, you made the right choice that day.

1022
01:06:32,096 --> 01:06:34,197
You made the right call.

1023
01:06:34,330 --> 01:06:35,966
Wait, what kid?

1024
01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:37,801
Listen, man, I know you're suffering

1025
01:06:37,935 --> 01:06:39,069
from some P.T.S.D. from then.

1026
01:06:39,201 --> 01:06:40,370
But that's why I brought you here.

1027
01:06:40,504 --> 01:06:41,404
We're gonna fix all that.

1028
01:06:41,538 --> 01:06:42,772
Bullshit, man.

1029
01:06:42,906 --> 01:06:45,208
You don't wanna put in
the real fucking work.

1030
01:06:45,341 --> 01:06:46,843
What fucking work?

1031
01:06:47,810 --> 01:06:49,279
You saw him too.

1032
01:06:50,379 --> 01:06:51,414
In the spotter's scope.

1033
01:06:51,547 --> 01:06:53,350
It ain't even like that for me.

1034
01:06:53,484 --> 01:06:54,551
I'm not mad at you.

1035
01:06:54,683 --> 01:06:57,020
And I don't blame you for shit.

1036
01:06:57,754 --> 01:06:59,290
I promise.

1037
01:07:08,631 --> 01:07:11,668
You have no idea how badly I
needed to hear that from you.

1038
01:07:12,803 --> 01:07:13,837
Come on, man.

1039
01:07:20,676 --> 01:07:21,611
Shit.

1040
01:07:21,745 --> 01:07:22,880
Oh, god, the federales.

1041
01:07:23,013 --> 01:07:24,181
Let's get in. Come on!

1042
01:07:24,314 --> 01:07:25,147
All right, these dudes mess with

1043
01:07:25,281 --> 01:07:26,417
Black people all the time.

1044
01:07:26,549 --> 01:07:28,618
I have a fucking thing that I do.

1045
01:07:28,752 --> 01:07:30,421
Just shut up and listen.

1046
01:07:34,658 --> 01:07:35,526
It's him.

1047
01:07:35,658 --> 01:07:37,660
Who?

1048
01:07:37,794 --> 01:07:39,863
What brings you fine
folks out to these parts?

1049
01:07:39,995 --> 01:07:42,465
Oh, I just think we made a wrong turn.

1050
01:07:42,598 --> 01:07:45,201
You did not make a wrong turn.

1051
01:07:45,335 --> 01:07:47,136
You're exactly where you need to be.

1052
01:07:47,270 --> 01:07:48,839
The question is,

1053
01:07:48,971 --> 01:07:51,240
did you or did you not

1054
01:07:51,373 --> 01:07:53,343
come here to purchase marijuana?

1055
01:07:53,477 --> 01:07:54,678
Depends.

1056
01:07:54,812 --> 01:07:56,913
You got the sticky icky?

1057
01:07:58,549 --> 01:08:00,483
Well, if the sticky icky
is what you're looking for,

1058
01:08:00,616 --> 01:08:02,819
my friend here, Seth,
would love to help you out.

1059
01:08:05,321 --> 01:08:09,225
Thanks, man, but we're heading out.

1060
01:08:10,127 --> 01:08:10,927
Dude.

1061
01:08:11,060 --> 01:08:11,894
Let's pull out of here,

1062
01:08:12,027 --> 01:08:13,129
and stick to the original plan,

1063
01:08:13,263 --> 01:08:15,732
hanging out and surfing at the beach.

1064
01:08:16,331 --> 01:08:17,933
The beach?

1065
01:08:18,068 --> 01:08:19,136
You folks heading to La Push?

1066
01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:20,270
Yeah, but we've gotta make

1067
01:08:20,403 --> 01:08:21,939
one little stop in Forks first.

1068
01:08:22,072 --> 01:08:24,041
You folks must be Twilight fans then.

1069
01:08:24,174 --> 01:08:26,042
Yeah, well, she thinks people will ask her

1070
01:08:26,175 --> 01:08:27,943
for her autograph cause she kinda looks

1071
01:08:28,077 --> 01:08:29,979
like the chick from the movie.

1072
01:08:30,112 --> 01:08:31,814
Yeah, do you see the resemblance?

1073
01:08:34,517 --> 01:08:37,421
No, not really.

1074
01:08:37,554 --> 01:08:41,056
Then again, I ain't got
much time to watch movies.

1075
01:08:41,190 --> 01:08:44,760
Too busy walking the trails
with the snakes and snails.

1076
01:08:44,894 --> 01:08:48,599
Checking the pines for
those evergreen crimes.

1077
01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:52,102
You folks happen to see a wondering moose?

1078
01:08:52,236 --> 01:08:53,671
Looking a little lonely?

1079
01:08:54,837 --> 01:08:56,005
No.

1080
01:08:56,139 --> 01:08:57,574
Well, let me know if you see him.

1081
01:08:57,707 --> 01:09:00,009
Gotta go now. It's nice
talking to you, officer.

1082
01:09:02,412 --> 01:09:03,847
Forest ranger...

1083
01:09:04,747 --> 01:09:06,582
Maybe next time, man.

1084
01:09:06,715 --> 01:09:09,319
No worries, bro. All is forgiven.

1085
01:09:12,654 --> 01:09:13,991
All is forgiven.

1086
01:09:16,626 --> 01:09:17,895
Get the fuck out of here, man.

1087
01:09:37,546 --> 01:09:38,982
Little souvenir for you.

1088
01:09:40,282 --> 01:09:42,752
The kid got his head right, after all.

1089
01:09:43,687 --> 01:09:44,622
That he did.

1090
01:09:45,854 --> 01:09:46,991
That he did.

1091
01:09:55,465 --> 01:09:58,166
God damn, I came all the way back,

1092
01:09:58,300 --> 01:09:59,502
to hang out with you guys,

1093
01:10:00,470 --> 01:10:02,673
for shit waves and no sun.

1094
01:10:02,805 --> 01:10:05,776
What? It's beautiful!

1095
01:10:05,908 --> 01:10:07,611
This is the high that I came for.

1096
01:10:10,913 --> 01:10:14,084
You telling me that you
didn't already get high today?

1097
01:10:14,218 --> 01:10:15,585
Oh, no, I totally got high today.

1098
01:10:15,719 --> 01:10:17,453
But this is the one that I came for.

1099
01:10:17,587 --> 01:10:18,788
You're a fucking idiot, man.

1100
01:10:18,921 --> 01:10:20,556
Let's fucking do this, man!

1101
01:10:20,690 --> 01:10:21,957
Don't go so fast!

1102
01:15:01,104 --> 01:15:04,407
Nice. Yeah that's holding up really well.

1103
01:15:04,540 --> 01:15:06,609
I see you got your 108 little beads there,

1104
01:15:06,742 --> 01:15:08,978
to keep you occupied
while we sort this out.

1105
01:15:09,745 --> 01:15:10,881
One for the one.

1106
01:15:11,014 --> 01:15:12,415
Zero for the nothing.

1107
01:15:12,549 --> 01:15:15,085
Eight for infinity.

1108
01:15:15,218 --> 01:15:17,955
Yeah, I guess it feels like
infinity sometimes, don't it?

1109
01:15:18,955 --> 01:15:20,090
Yeah, it's silly. I know.

1110
01:15:20,223 --> 01:15:23,359
But, you know, rules are rules.

1111
01:15:23,492 --> 01:15:25,261
But, I got a good feeling
about that friend of yours.

1112
01:15:26,062 --> 01:15:27,363
Yeah, a good feeling.

1113
01:15:28,497 --> 01:15:32,201
All right, well, shalom, shalom, baby.

1114
01:15:37,061 --> 01:15:42,061
Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com

1114
01:15:43,305 --> 01:15:49,174
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