1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,447 Oh, honey, I'm so excited for this. I've been waiting all day. 3 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,522 Thank you for getting us here safely. 4 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:33,180 God bless. 5 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:34,691 Honey, stay close. 6 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,526 No more street meat. We have dinner in two hours at Benihana. 7 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,820 I do not want you spoiling your appetite. 8 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,100 - You want to shop? I want a hot dog. - Gucci. Rolex. 9 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,180 Oh, excellent. 10 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,020 Sir, you wouldn't happen to have any Louis Vuitton, would you? 11 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,740 Where are you guys from? 12 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,180 Waco, Texas. 13 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,203 Oh, I love Texas. Dallas Cowboys, right? 14 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,129 America's favorite team. 15 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,367 Yeah. 16 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,286 The cowboys are at the ranch, looking for Louis. 17 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,611 All right. I'll see you in a minute. Bye. 18 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,325 Right this way. Come on. 19 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:05,620 Hey. 20 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,006 Hey, hey. 21 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,451 And for you, special VIP entrance, yeah? 22 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,201 Come on. 23 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,769 Yeah. There. 24 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,285 Ronda. Ronnie. 25 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,481 Hello. 26 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,522 Looking for the Louis Vuitton handbag, right? 27 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,007 Like this? 28 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:43,380 Go. 29 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,180 Yes. We would love to buy a bunch of these 30 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,540 as giveaways for our various church fundraisers. 31 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,529 Okay. How much is bunch? 32 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,140 Oh. Well, let's see. 33 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,940 There's the bingo tournament and then the bowling league. 34 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,100 - Talent show. - Talent show. 35 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,565 Then there's the father/daughter picnic. 36 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,740 Mother/daughter brunch. 37 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,420 Then there's the Veteran Day's committee. Very important. 38 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,409 And then the Animal Right Group fundraiser. 39 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,090 So, anyway, about 20 bags? 40 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,460 Twenty bags? Very expensive. 41 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,210 But you know what, for you, I do a good deal. 42 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,340 $200 per bag. Done. Go. 43 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,521 Mmm. 44 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,780 So how late are y'all open? 45 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:22,340 Because my friend Marlene says you really got to take a look around to get the best deal. 46 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,700 Oh, lady, lady, best deal. First-class bag. Original. 47 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,724 But you go to church. I love Jesus. 48 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,811 $175 per bag. 49 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,569 Praise Lord Jesus, it is a deal! 50 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,980 Sold! 51 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,100 Can we see the bags? 52 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,440 The bags, yeah. Go. 53 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,487 You see, computers, you know, they can get hacked. 54 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,820 Locks. They get picked. 55 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,287 But nothing gets past Black Mamba. 56 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,980 He is a nasty bitch. Like Kobe Bryant. 57 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,367 Oh, I don't really follow politics. 58 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,085 Okay. Let's go to the warehouse. 59 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,660 What about rims? You guys need rims? How many cars do you have? 60 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,180 Okay. Can I ask you a question? 61 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,580 Really, I don't mean to offend you by this, but listen to me. 62 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,380 This bag, it's real, right? 63 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,481 Does it look real to you? 64 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:17,460 Yeah. 65 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,900 Then there's your answer. 66 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,500 Okay, but, can, can... Excuse me? Can you hold this a second? 67 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,489 See, I gotta ask you this, though. 68 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,580 Why is it that the cross-stitching on here 69 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:30,605 is not consistent with the LVMH designer code? 70 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,487 No, no, no. You're not trying to sell us a fake, right? 71 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,500 Because you know that's a felony, Hassan. 72 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,329 - Right. - And you know what that means? 73 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,700 Police. 74 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,647 Shit. 75 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,206 Bag man is on the move. Repeat, bag man is on the move! 76 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,843 All units, suspect heading north on Cross Street, and he's going fast. 77 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,404 Annoyingly fast. 78 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,403 Oh, God! 79 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,363 I'm gonna sue you! I need a lawyer! 80 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:56,380 The proceeds go to funding the illegal manufacturing of drugs, 81 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,165 human trafficking and terrorism. 82 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:03,460 It's no exaggeration when I say that our work here today 83 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,420 is gonna make our country safer 84 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,521 tomorrow. 85 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,964 So you're saying you're a hero. 86 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,684 You said that, not me. 87 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:27,060 So, Detective, you've gotta watch those tackles. 88 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,340 Your ass is too old to be "Superfly" Snuka. 89 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,488 You spent less time blabbing to the cameras, 90 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,926 little more time on the treadmill, I wouldn't have to tackle anyone. 91 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:35,860 Then you'd literally be good for nothing. 92 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,325 Besides, I would've caught the guy eventually. 93 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,601 When, next week? 94 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,420 Bro, I'm the brains of the operation. I don't run. 95 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:42,700 You're the muscle, you run. 96 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,460 Yeah. When do I get to be the brains? 97 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,820 I'll text you when there's an opening. 98 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:49,180 Great work, boys. Huh? What do you say we go to Finnerty's? 99 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:50,540 Do a couple shots of Ciroc. 100 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,340 Maybe I'll let you both reggae grind me. 101 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:53,860 What? What? 102 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,644 - Mmm-hmm. - Yeah? 103 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,060 - See, I got some plans tonight. - Oh, okay. 104 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,940 I'm taking the dental hygienist to the Bruno Mars concert, MSG. 105 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,420 Yeah, I got front row. 106 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,940 Actually, I got front row of the upper deck. But I got good binoculars. 107 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,020 We ever gonna meet this one? 108 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,660 No! Because then it becomes a relationship. 109 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:11,860 Here we go again. 110 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:15,700 I ain't gonna be like those people watching X Factor in bed with sweatpants like you. 111 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,962 Instead... Ooh! 112 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,964 I do this. 113 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,840 Nobody wants to see that, man. 114 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,005 No, I did not put cheese on the broccoli. Sorry, guys. 115 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,202 You shouldn't be doing dairy anyway. 116 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:47,780 Hi, everybody. 117 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:48,860 Hi, papi. 118 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:49,961 Hi, babe. How ya doin'? 119 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,060 Have you seen my Gucci backpack? 120 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,700 Your shorts are too short. 121 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,940 Why do you always gotta make an issue of my outfits? 122 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,100 It makes me uncomfortable. 123 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,645 Your shorts make me uncomfortable. 124 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,002 They're called shorts, not longs. 125 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,601 Where you goin'? 126 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,060 Mami said if you said it was okay I could go to Wandi's house 127 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,700 to study for our chemistry Regents and watch a movie. Is it okay? 128 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,245 No. 129 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,330 Not unless I get a kiss first. 130 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,361 Study. 131 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,485 You're the best, Papi. Happy anniversary. 132 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:20,100 Happy anniversary, Mami and Papi! 133 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,340 - Happy anniversary, Mami... - Shh. 134 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,340 I'm sure your father doesn't need a reminder, Anthony. 135 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,523 I only mentioned it, like, five times last week. 136 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:30,761 Of course not. 137 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:34,283 Because we're going to MSG tonight to see Bruno Mars. 138 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,201 What? 139 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,206 Surprise? 140 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,169 You seriously got tickets? 141 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,731 Front row-ish. 142 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,564 Oh, my God! 143 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:46,250 Happy? 144 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,210 Yes! Oh, my goodness. I can't believe this. 145 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:53,140 See, Mami? Papi isn't a lazy, worthless piece of garbage. 146 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,700 Anthony, my God! 147 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,340 He's so silly. 148 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,900 You are so gonna get it tonight. 149 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,380 Can't wait. 150 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,500 Wait, you just let Lexi go. What about the boys? 151 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,761 Who's gonna watch them? 152 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,521 Your brother. 153 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:06,860 Perfect. 154 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,220 Oh, hell no! 155 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,810 Come on, man! 156 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,940 I would if I could, but, you know, Vanessa, she'd be crushed. 157 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,340 She's got a name now? 158 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,660 It's our anniversary! Your sister's gonna be crushed! 159 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:17,940 Well, that's not my fault. 160 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,380 You gotta start treating her better. 161 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,820 Otherwise she's gonna leave your ass. 162 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,763 I'll do your reports for a week! 163 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,820 Listen, Vanessa, she is obsessed with Bruno Mars. 164 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,820 You and Gloria don't even know his music. 165 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,100 I am begging you! 166 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,300 Okay, I'll tell you what. 167 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,660 Name two Bruno Mars's songs and you get the tickets. Go ahead. 168 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:34,820 Don't do this to me right now. 169 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:35,900 Okay, okay. 170 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,128 I'll give you a clue. Ready? 171 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,931 I knew it. 172 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,491 You forgot. 173 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:56,980 Just like my birthday. 174 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,300 Just like last year! And everything! 175 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:01,700 I swear to God, Eddie, I can't take this anymore! 176 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,540 You know what? You think I couldn't hear you? 177 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,100 I hear when you piss. I hear when you shit. 178 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,860 I can hear everything in this goddamn house! 179 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,485 I swear to God, Eddie! 180 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,561 Who was that? 181 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,964 That was my brother-in-law. He wanted us to watch the kids tonight. 182 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,043 - Told him he's out of his mind. - Yeah. 183 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,688 Yeah, he wonder why I never want to get married, you know? 184 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:23,921 Mmm. 185 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,808 What do you mean, you never wanna get married? 186 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:33,580 Maybe "never" is a stretch, but anything can happen between now and never, babe. 187 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,762 Knock it off, Luis. I'm 33 and a half. 188 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,242 My biological clock won't deal with your bullshit. 189 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:41,406 - You said you were 29. - I lied! 190 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,405 So, what, I'm too old for you now? 191 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:50,060 No, no, no. Like my boy Bruno says, "I like you just the way you are." 192 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,620 Oh, my pretty little sweet talker. 193 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,768 You really don't ever wanna get married? 194 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,211 Can we talk about this after the show? 195 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,820 No, we can't, 'cause I'm not going. 196 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,580 Whoa, come on, Vanessa, wait. 197 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,220 What are you talking about, "you're not going"? 198 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,891 Look, you said from the jump this was gonna be casual, right? 199 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,460 That's was eight months ago. Things change, Luis. 200 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,140 And I'm not gonna sit around here waiting 201 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,820 for some old-ass grandpa with commitment issues. 202 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:19,209 Wait. I don't have issues, okay? I have an issue. 203 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,965 And you've really gotta start buttoning your shirt all the way up. 204 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,731 You ain't Tom Ford. 205 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,571 I didn't actually forget what day it was. 206 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:48,060 It's just between the kids and the bills there's not much left ever. 207 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,845 So when I realized it was our anniversary today, 208 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,770 I was just hoping it would sort of go away. I'm sorry. 209 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,885 It's okay. 210 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,321 Maybe next year we'll do something. 211 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:09,089 Stay tuned, because X Factor will be right back. 212 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,924 So you just went by yourself, huh? 213 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,003 I wasn't gonna waste those tickets. 214 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:27,220 Gloria still hasn't responded to any of my texts, man. 215 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,020 You know, my sister, she can hold a grudge. 216 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,540 She's still mad at me for wearing sneakers to her quinceañera. 217 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:35,042 Yo. Sarge wants to see you two in her office, ASAP. 218 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,807 She probably wants to fire you for wearing that dumbass T-shirt to work. 219 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,241 So, you guys are French. 220 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:46,924 You know, technically, I did meet my first husband at the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas. 221 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,166 Also where I met my second husband. Yeah. 222 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,925 Ah, gentlemen. 223 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,482 Meet Colette and Vincent. 224 00:11:56,080 --> 00:12:02,529 They have come all the way from Paris just to talk to you two boricuas. 225 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,048 So, I won't take up anymore of their time. 226 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,140 Sure I can't get you anything? 227 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,449 Coffee, tea, hot croissant from Au Bon Pain? 228 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,961 - No, we're fine. Thank you. - Suit yourself. 229 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,363 - Au revoir. - Au revoir. 230 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,940 Mr. Garcia, Mr. Lopez, 231 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:22,780 my name is Vincent Gravois and this is my associate, Colette Desrosiers. 232 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,860 I'm the CEO of LuxeLife Holding. You may be familiar with us? 233 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:26,940 Oh, of course. 234 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,691 You own all those bag companies they bootleg on Canal Street. 235 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,580 You know, we have saved you so much money over the years. 236 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,580 And we are very grateful. That's why we are here. 237 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:41,686 Well, I'm a 48/36 if you want to hook me up with a suit as a thank you. 238 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,700 36? When, 10 years ago? 239 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,500 Bro, I'm off the gluten, okay? I'm spinning three times a week. 240 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,220 Have you even seen me with my shirt off lately? Have you? 241 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,460 You ate pancakes this morning. 242 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,403 Bro, gluten-free pancakes. 243 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:56,420 Colette here happens to make the most beautiful handbags in the world. 244 00:12:56,520 --> 00:13:00,047 For years, girls have lined up outside her atelier to buy them. 245 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,860 I could never find a bag I liked, so I decided to make them myself. 246 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,566 And then my friends started asking for them, 247 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,140 and friends of my friends, and the next thing you know... 248 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,620 That is so sweet. 249 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:14,361 LuxeLife came aboard to help people outside Paris get Colette. 250 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,780 For her next bag, we've coordinated a global roll-out 251 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,406 around the most exclusive retail outlets. 252 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,860 Barneys. Saks. 253 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,644 No pressure or anything. 254 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,002 But last week, we received this. 255 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:35,003 Okay. That's a picture of a bag and, uh... 256 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,361 Ooh! 257 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,980 Oh, uh, that's a lot of words in French I do not know. 258 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,651 Not just a bag. That's "the" bag. 259 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,780 The center of our campaign. 260 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:48,940 At this time, there are only two in the world. And one has been stolen. 261 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,166 This is a ransom note. 262 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:54,660 It says unless LuxeLife Holdings pays €1 million by Friday, 263 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:58,820 they are going to flood the market with bootlegs before the real one hit retail. 264 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,445 And we'd lose millions. 265 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,601 So what do you want with us? 266 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,967 We want you to go to Paris to consult on our investigation. 267 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,340 French cops are too slow. I lived in New York for 10 years. 268 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,930 We need the best. 269 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:16,565 We've already checked with your sergeant, and you have the vacation days. 270 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,180 As great as that sounds, I don't think my wife will be into me 271 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,123 spending my vacation days in Paris without her. 272 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,930 Yeah, plus the French are kinda pricks, you know. 273 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,408 But y'all seem really cool. 274 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:35,643 We are prepared to reward you each with $150,000 275 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,122 if you recover the stolen bag. 276 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,325 Oh. Hey. 277 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,681 Thank you. 278 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:22,841 Wow. 279 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,660 Can you believe this place? 280 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,969 Yo, yo. How are you? 281 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,601 Hey, mama, can I get a... 282 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,845 Yeah, there we go. 283 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,449 Got a light? Oh, yeah. 284 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,047 You girls go to a club, a little spot around here? 285 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,684 - No? - Non, non. 286 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,361 Mmm. 287 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,566 Since when do you smoke? 288 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,260 It's Paris, baby. 289 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,780 The cigarettes are healthier. 290 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,881 Google that shit. 291 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,362 Oh, yo, bro, they took our luggage. Let's go. 292 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,100 Oh, man, look at this place. 293 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,900 I feel like I hit lotto with this. 294 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,968 Oh, shit. I'm up a horse! 295 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:14,180 Yo, my man, can you hook me up with some conditioner, 296 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,566 coconut version? 297 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:20,220 Some body wash with aloe and toothpaste for whitening? 298 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,209 And, bro, I love those slippers. 299 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,460 So, can you get me one for every day of the week? 300 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,005 I got bad feet, all right? 301 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,571 And... 302 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,980 Oh, listen, I'm sorry. 303 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,820 I gotta change my money into euros. 304 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,729 So I'll hook you up later. Cool? 305 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,251 My man! 306 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,326 Love that attitude! What a great guy, man. 307 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,364 Oh, wow, check this out. 308 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,500 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 309 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,090 Oh! Oh! 310 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,780 Is that gonna keep you up, Eddie? 311 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:55,660 You know, Gloria's wanted to come to Paris ever since we saw Ratatouille, man. 312 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,161 She barely even said a word to me before I left, bro. 313 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,725 We find that bag, that's 150 G's. 314 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,020 For that kind of money, she'll forgive even you, right? 315 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,060 Yeah, you right. 316 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,300 Come on, man. Get your head into the game. Let's find the bag. 317 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,020 Otherwise, Gloria's gonna leave you for Anthony's orthodontist. 318 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,740 - You don't want that. - No. Hell, no. 319 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,020 All right. 320 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,929 I'm gonna go freshen up before our meeting. 321 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,410 Why, bro? It's just Colette. 322 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,300 Damn. Homegirl cleaned up nice. 323 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,561 Hey, guys. 324 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,060 How was your flight? You guys get in okay? 325 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,820 Oh, it was great. Hotel's great. Everything's great. 326 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,488 Yeah, you look great, too. 327 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,540 Thank you. 328 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,644 Did you do something with your hair? You look very chic. 329 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,006 Actually, I haven't washed it since I saw you in New York, but I'll take it. 330 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:02,060 God, I love this hotel. You guys are lucky my bosses are rich. 331 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,100 I know. 332 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,362 My wife couldn't believe it when I told her where we were staying. 333 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,891 Oh, you should have brought her. 334 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,020 It's a bit of a sore subject. 335 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,500 What about you, Colette? 336 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,460 You married? You got a boyfriend? 337 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,403 You looking for something casual maybe? 338 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,443 Mmm, a bit of a sore subject, too. 339 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,420 Yeah, I hear you. I just broke up with a girl last week. 340 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,364 I'm sorry, but you look so familiar to me. 341 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,289 Do I know you from somewhere else? 342 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,420 I don't think so. 343 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,300 Yeah, he looks like the guy from the Quiznos commercials. 344 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,481 He gets that a lot. 345 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,300 No, it's not that. 346 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,860 Where do you spend your holidays in the summer? 347 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:37,540 Sometimes go swimming at Brighton Beach, but I doubt you saw me there. 348 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,740 - Is that in the Hamptons? - Nah. 349 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:40,780 No? 350 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,380 Okay, can we talk about the missing bag? 351 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,369 Oh, yes. The bag. Yeah. 352 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,088 It went missing last week. 353 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,362 Four people have access to my studio. 354 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,484 Since there's no break-in, Vincent thinks it's one of them. 355 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,521 So there's Ludivine, my senior designer. 356 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,128 I gave her her first job right out of design school. 357 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,730 She's very talented. 358 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,767 But sometimes I get the feeling she resents my success. 359 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,300 Then there's Francesca, my publicist. 360 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,500 She's the best in the business. 361 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:19,161 Which means, I trust her about as far as I can throw her. 362 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:21,940 Garçon? 363 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,260 Then there's my dear friend, Kate. 364 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,620 We met modeling as teenagers. 365 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:30,980 She was very successful until she had a little meltdown last summer. 366 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,811 She hasn't landed a major campaign since. 367 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,820 Yet, somehow, she purchased a vineyard in the south of France 368 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,490 that she can't possibly afford. 369 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,922 And finally, there's my ex-husband, Jerome. 370 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,940 He used to be our in-house photographer. 371 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:55,287 Since he stopped shooting for us, he's been a little hard-up for money. 372 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:59,642 When I sold my business to Vincent, he started getting a little insecure. 373 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,940 And then I found out his 19-year-old assistant 374 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,100 was giving him more than a hand in the darkroom. 375 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,620 So, that's everyone. 376 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,820 And I can't believe any of them would do this to me. 377 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,260 Well, don't you worry, Colette. 378 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,169 We'll find the bag. It's what we do. 379 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,641 I'm counting on it. 380 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,363 Sorry, guys, I have to get to a meeting. Fifth of the day. 381 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,860 I used to make bags. 382 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,180 Now I sit in conference rooms and talk about brand synergies. 383 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,220 Well, look, here's my card. 384 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,802 Anything happens, you see something, you call me immediately. 385 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,641 Even if you just wanna talk about things, have dinner. 386 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,764 Dinner. Great idea. 387 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,321 How's tomorrow night? 388 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,485 I'd love to, Colette. 389 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,605 Great. I'm having some people over. You both come. 390 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,484 God, I know I sound crazy, but I swear we've met. 391 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,841 Bye. 392 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,129 Shit, man, you stink. 393 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,046 You really should have showered upstairs, bro. 394 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,607 Yo, yo, yo, yo! What's going on, baby? 395 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,129 Why're you texting me? I'm right here! 396 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,740 We in Paris, Eddie. We in Paris! I'll tell you what! 397 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,320 Yes, we are. But we have a big day tomorrow. Can we go home now? 398 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,780 Bro, I gotta get one French chick's number at least. 399 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,900 Come on, man. 400 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,940 Well, I'm out, man. 401 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,610 Try not to wake me when you get home, all right? 402 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,041 Yeah, that's if I get home. Later, man. 403 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,220 Hello. Would you like a drink? Ooh. 404 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:34,780 Got a better idea. Why don't we go back to my hotel? 405 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,180 I'm staying at the Palais Royal. 406 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,500 You know, really expensive there. 407 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,364 You down? 408 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,286 You... You don't speak English? 409 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,500 Wow, that's really too bad. 410 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,300 'Cause I would have ate that little croissant of yours for hours, mama. 411 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,129 - Oh... - Pig! 412 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,882 I thought you said you didn't speak English? 413 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,566 What you doin' later? 414 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,564 I think we should get croissants from this pâtisserie in the Sixth. 415 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,860 Frommer's calls them "little knots of buttery heaven." 416 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,961 What do you think? 417 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,081 Lou! 418 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,180 Lou, you sure you don't wanna come? Frommer's says they're... 419 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:23,001 I don't give a fuck what Frommer's says! I'm sleeping! 420 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,765 I'm sleeping! 421 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,380 Eddie! Hey! 422 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,720 Oh, my God, Colette. 423 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,460 - What are you doing here? - How are you doin'? 424 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:28,561 I'm great. 425 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,241 - My son, Charlie. - What's up, Charlie? 426 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,380 I was about to go get some croissants over here on the corner. 427 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,940 - Here? Oh, no. Tourist trap. - Yeah. 428 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,900 You have to go there. Rue Bonaparte. 429 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,700 Get a box of pistachio macaroons from the shop on the corner and thank me later. 430 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:43,740 All right, sounds good. 431 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,060 But don't tell anybody else. It's for locals only. 432 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,100 All right, I promise. 433 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,940 He wants to ride your bike. 434 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,580 You wanna ride my bike? Come on. 435 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,364 Thank you. Okay. 436 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,060 Be careful. I thought New York drivers were bad. 437 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,140 This over here is wild. 438 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,060 I have a son his age back home. He'd love it here. 439 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,100 He your only one? 440 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,740 Three boys under 10 and a 16-year-old girl who thinks she's 21. 441 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,860 Oh, my God. You poor thing. 442 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,660 Yeah, never a dull moment around my apartment. 443 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,807 Mmm. 444 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,288 I worry about Charlie, you know. 445 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,180 Divorce is hard on kids. 446 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:24,740 My parents split when I was 16, and I ended up sleeping with half my school. 447 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,411 That's why I keep telling Gloria we need to start homeschooling. 448 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,980 He wants you to walk us to school. 449 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,420 I got a few minutes. 450 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,940 - Really? Okay. - Yeah. 451 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,201 - Let's do that. - Come on. 452 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,620 - I'll race you on three. You ready? - Yeah. 453 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,140 One, two... 454 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,322 - Let's go! - Let's go! 455 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,086 And actually, the school is this way! 456 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,420 Where the hell you been, Eddie? You're late. 457 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,820 Sorry. I got a little caught up at the market. 458 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,684 Wanna try the most amazing macaroon ever? 459 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,720 No, man, just hurry up and get ready. 460 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,683 What the fuck is a macaroon? 461 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,820 Ludivine. 462 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,020 It's a pleasure to meet you, Prince Nazir al-Faisel. 463 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,282 Oh, please, call me Naz. Like the rapper. 464 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,168 This is Muktar, my bodyguard. 465 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,340 You don't have to concern yourself with him. He's just muscle. 466 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,965 Not so bright. 467 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,660 Well, I have to say I was intrigued by your e-mail. 468 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,620 It's not every day a Saudi prince writes me about a pressing fashion matter. 469 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,963 Well, it's not every day I have a pressing fashion matter. 470 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,130 Not much variety here. 471 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,300 Sometimes the robe is black. Sometimes it's white. 472 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,970 Boring. 473 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,328 So, what can I do for you? 474 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,140 Well, Ludivine, it's not so much what you can do for me. 475 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,924 It's more my wife, Fatima. 476 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,500 It's her birthday next week. 477 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,540 That's nice. 478 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,700 You see, Ludivine, out of all the designers out there, 479 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,121 Colette is her favorite. 480 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,484 That's why I come speak to you. 481 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,690 Wait. You came to me to get a Colette bag? 482 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,140 Not just any Colette bag. 483 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,140 Next season's Colette bag. 484 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,660 The one not in stores yet that all the women are talking about. 485 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,060 You can't be serious. 486 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,900 Do you know what Fatima's best friend Marni got for her birthday? 487 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,980 An island. An island. 488 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:34,100 And Mustafa, he had palm trees shipped in from Borneo. 489 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,980 I mean, these women, they are so competitive. 490 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,340 I need that bag. And you can get it for me. 491 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,808 I'm sorry. I don't feel comfortable continuing this conversation. 492 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,340 Would €2 million change your mind? 493 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,728 You'd pay me €2 million to get you Colette's new bag? 494 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,900 Is he a friend of yours? 495 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,140 I made a joke about him one time, wearing socks with sandals, 496 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,700 so he, like, really took that really personal. 497 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,485 I'm sorry. What part of Saudi are you from? 498 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,804 The Lower East part? 499 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,445 Rivington and Delancey? 500 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,720 Look, our plane takes off tomorrow at noon. 501 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,123 You have until then to decide. 502 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,971 I don't need to make up my mind. 503 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,740 I would be happy to design your wife a one-of-a-kind bag, 504 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,100 but I wouldn't betray Colette for any price. 505 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,531 Au revoir. 506 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,140 What happened? 507 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,900 We almost got shish kebabed, 508 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,300 thanks to somebody who was supposed to check out the lobby! 509 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,660 I did check out the lobby, but people come and go. 510 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,410 - That's how lobbies work. - Excuses, excuses. 511 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:51,820 Guys, what did she say? 512 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,500 Man, the air conditioning. If you see somebody in the lobby, 513 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,980 can you tell them turn it up a little? 514 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,060 Thank you. 515 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,700 Guys, what did she say? 516 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,371 Oh, she checked out. She didn't do it. 517 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:03,660 Well, that's a relief. 518 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:04,966 We'll get the thief. 519 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,780 I'll meet you at my apartment tonight, right? 520 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:08,860 We'll be there. 521 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,180 Great. To celebrate my friend's new collection. 522 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:15,020 I'll have my assistant, Daniel, bring over some pieces for you to wear. 523 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,121 See you. 524 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,411 Ooh, Eddie. 525 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,610 Danielle is finally gonna get you out of Old Navy. 526 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,169 Ohh. Mmm. 527 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,131 Okay, I think this is gonna work right here. 528 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,700 You do know how ridiculous that is, right? 529 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,900 Danielle Estabara from Colombia Street. 530 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,540 Chicky's sister Danielle with the big booty. 531 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,849 Danielle from the Vladeck's Housing with the club foot? 532 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,241 It's a fact. 533 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,608 I'm irresistible to Danielles. 534 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,445 Bonjour. I'm Colette's assistant, Daniel. 535 00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,681 Colette picked them out for you herself. 536 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,001 "Daniel." 537 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,165 Come on in, boys! It's just fashion. It's not gonna kill you. 538 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,080 You got something else maybe? 539 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,926 Yeah, good call, bro. 540 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,209 I mean it's not terrible. 541 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,805 Actually... 542 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,201 Hmm. 543 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,481 Guys! 544 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,362 Hey. I'm so glad you came. 545 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,211 - How are you doing? - Hey. 546 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,980 Wow, Eddie, you look fantastic. 547 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,380 I'm not gonna lie, this is a little outside my comfort zone, 548 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,780 but I figure, when in Rome... 549 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,660 We're in Paris, dummy. 550 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,240 Eddie, you're a rock star. Come on in. 551 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,620 Can I get you some champagne? 552 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,721 - That would be great. - Okay. 553 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,500 I am on that tonight right there. 554 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,420 Or that. Hey. 555 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,980 Excuse me, you look familiar. 556 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,140 Did I see you last week, MSG, 557 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,641 Bruno Mars concert, VIP section. That was you, right? 558 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,140 - No. No. - No. 559 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,260 Look, I'm Luis. This is my fresh-air fun buddy, Eddie. 560 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,488 - We're from New York. - Brigitte. 561 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,820 Not a lot of guys can pull those off. I'm very impressed. 562 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,900 Doesn't he look great? 563 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,087 So cheers to Eddie's pants. 564 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,380 Nice accent. Did you study before you came? 565 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,845 Just read Frommer's. 566 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,860 Sorry, boys. I'll be right back. 567 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,180 Oh. 568 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,964 This is bullshit, man. Give me the pants, bro. 569 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,060 What? 570 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,220 Bro, you're married, I'm single. Give me the pants. 571 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,900 I'm not switching pants. People have already seen me in these. 572 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,220 Plus I'm not wearing any underwear. 573 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,731 - Bro, just give me the pants. - Yo, get off, man. 574 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,780 Monsieur Eddie! 575 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,100 Oh, Charlie! What's up, little man? 576 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,601 Monsieur Eddie? Who the hell is that? 577 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,700 Colette's son Charlie. We went bike riding earlier today. 578 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,140 You were hangin' out with Colette and didn't tell me? 579 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,340 We ran into each other while you were sleeping. Why? 580 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,700 Hey, how is my little man doing? 581 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,290 Oh, I love those pants. 582 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,460 Thank you. 583 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,020 This is dating now? 584 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,885 Texting a girl at 11:00 on a Friday night? 585 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,540 "Hey, you out?" 586 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,540 Romance is dead. I mean, it's a shame. 587 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:35,700 What happened to picking up a phone, taking the girl out, making out a little. 588 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,660 - A little? - Oh, what? 589 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,260 I like sex. Is that such a crime? 590 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,100 I, for one, agree. The double standard... 591 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,620 Here's the craziest thing is, actually, I'm pretty easy, you know. 592 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,768 I work hard. I have a kid. 593 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,722 You put in even the slightest effort, 594 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,220 I will probably sleep with you. 595 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:59,166 But what passes for courtship these days is complete bullshit. 596 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,740 I don't know. 597 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,322 Maybe we have to move to New York to find real men. 598 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,660 So, Eddie, how did you and your wife meet? 599 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,420 Believe it or not ninth grade homeroom. 600 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,460 Wait, wait. So you guys have been together since high school? 601 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,580 Well, we did briefly split sophomore year. 602 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,780 When I found some notes this guy Hector Ruiz had stuffed in her locker. 603 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,848 I still bring it up every time we fight. 604 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,660 Matter of fact, I'm married to Luis's sister. 605 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,410 Oh, really? 606 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,204 How crazy for you, non? 607 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,100 Thank you for asking, Brigitte. 608 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,700 Actually, it was at first... 609 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,020 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1992. 610 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:39,020 Limelight. You were the doorman. I knew I recognized you. 611 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,620 No, no, no, no, no! I was the doorman! I was the doorman! 612 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,020 He was the guy that held the rope. 613 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,460 I just told him when to lift it. 614 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,562 It's amazing! I went there every night. 615 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,460 - You went to Limelight? - Yeah! 616 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,620 You don't look familiar, though. 617 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,900 Well, looked a little different then. 618 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,570 - Wow! - I know. 619 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,088 Damn, look at me! Full set of hair, 30 pounds lighter. 620 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,682 - Damn, it was good being young. - Yeah. 621 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,340 You know what? Tonight, we're all going dancing. 622 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,420 Great idea. 623 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,410 It's leather night at Le Baron! 624 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,487 Bonsoir! 625 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,769 Vámonos, Eddie. 626 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,730 You sure you don't wanna come? 627 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,140 To leather night? You sure you do? 628 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,480 I'm just going with it. 629 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,580 - Don't go too far. - You need cab money? 630 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,250 I'm fine, Eddie. 631 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:24,921 Bye. 632 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,845 And don't get home too late either, okay? We have lots to do tomorrow! 633 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:44,125 Oh, hey, hey! My man! Yo! Whoa! Whoa! 634 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,780 Yo, that's fucked up! 635 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,060 You don't even pick up Puerto Ricans here either! 636 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,640 Damn! Come on! 637 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,220 You know, the last time I was in a club, you give somebody a 20, 638 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,800 you got back a lot more than just one glass of champagne. 639 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,486 I haven't been getting out much lately either. 640 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,740 You miss being married? 641 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,285 Sometimes, yes. 642 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,003 Jerome really hurt me, but it wasn't all his fault. 643 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,960 I was checked out. Worked too much. Forgot all the small stuff. 644 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:19,810 I hear that. It's hard to balance. 645 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,485 You know what hurt the most? 646 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,411 If he had asked me to forgive him, I would have. 647 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,290 He just never asked. 648 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,889 So, what's your secret for staying married for 100 years? 649 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,420 - We just celebrated 19. - Wow. 650 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,780 And there wasn't much celebrating. 651 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,060 The last few haven't been easy. 652 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,401 Oh. Neither were my first few. 653 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:41,740 That's why God invented champagne. Cheers. 654 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,842 Ooh! 655 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,445 Excuse me. 656 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:03,806 Hello? 657 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,127 Yo! 658 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,580 Do you know if the bus is still running? 659 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,340 'Cause I've been here, like, 30 minutes already. 660 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,885 Sorry, man, no idea. 661 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,843 If you have no idea, what the hell are you doing at a bus stop? 662 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,780 Beautiful night. Nothing better to do, I guess. 663 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,325 We're in love. 664 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,481 Someone should tell you love is overrated. 665 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,204 "Love is all you need." 666 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,971 Do you know who said that? 667 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,568 "Fuck bitches, get money." Do you know who said that? 668 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,460 Biggie. 669 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,210 Fuckin' bitch. Damn. 670 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,540 Oh, whoa! 671 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,980 Y'all had... Y'all had a bike all this time? Come on, man. 672 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,129 Bye, sad man. By the way, the bus is on strike. 673 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,166 Fuckin' hipsters. 674 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,380 How hungover are we gonna be tomorrow? 675 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,420 Let's worry about that tomorrow! 676 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,045 But extremely! 677 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,980 Shirt off, Eddie! 678 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,980 Whoa, whoa, not cool, man. 679 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,241 Not cool. 680 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,926 Daniel, let's fuckin' do this! 681 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,567 Come on! 682 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,441 Hey, baby. 683 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,600 What time is it over there? 684 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:47,380 Oh, it's late, you know. I was just thinking about you. 685 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,404 So you strike out with all the French chicks and you're drunk-dialing me? 686 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,460 No, baby, I was just calling you to... Where are you? 687 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,580 Out. 688 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,205 On... On a date? 689 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,580 None of your damn business! 690 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,380 You know what? As a matter of fact, I gotta run. 691 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,050 Hey, Vanessa... 692 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,811 So, Vanessa. 693 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,250 So you were telling me about your baseball card collection. 694 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,288 Shit, man, you missed a wild one last night. 695 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,322 Yo, for a white girl, Colette sure knows how to get down, bro. 696 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,004 Yo, Lou, where you at? 697 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,580 You tell my sister you been spending all your waking hours with another woman? 698 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,920 What's that supposed to mean? 699 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,740 Why'd you lie to me about seeing Colette yesterday? 700 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:38,900 What are you talking about? I didn't lie. 701 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,740 It just wasn't a big deal. So I didn't think to mention it. 702 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:41,966 Uh-huh. 703 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,940 You think something going on between me and Colette, 704 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,700 you been sitting in this room too damn long, bro. 705 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,565 Well, I don't wanna talk about it. Let's get dressed. 706 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,060 Just picked up a new batch. 707 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,740 You gotta try the pistachio, bro. 708 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,420 Bro, you gotta chill out with this fuckin' macaroni shit all the time. 709 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,660 - Macaroons! - Yeah, maricones, whatever. 710 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,410 - Let's go, bro! - All right. 711 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,201 Yo, I put your hat on the bed, man. Hurry up. 712 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:52,767 Francesca, my associates tell me you're very connected in the fashion world. 713 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,605 Correct. Yes. 714 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,244 You mentioned you're in the coffee business? 715 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,805 Yes, coffee. 716 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:06,446 We specialize in the production, manufacturing and distribution of coffee. 717 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,331 But I'm looking to make a career change. 718 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,460 Do you know what this is? 719 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,140 Yes, it's a Rolex. 720 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,220 No. 721 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,482 It's a 4,000% profit. 722 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,287 It's a fake. Made in Beijing for $2.50, 723 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,246 sold on the Internet for $200. 724 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,809 The margin of profit is way better than coffee. 725 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,380 Also, if you lose a shipment of these fake watches, 726 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:36,644 nobody's gonna throw you out of a helicopter without a parachute... 727 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,326 Like with coffee. 728 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,527 Oh. Well, Mr. Juarez, 729 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,620 while I am impressed by your entrepreneurial spirit, 730 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:48,540 this is not quite my area of expertise. 731 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,620 You understand? 732 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,700 You know, I typically work with high-end fashion brands. 733 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,620 - Like Colette. - Yes, like Colette. 734 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:56,860 This is your area of expertise. 735 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,420 Look, I want Colette's new bag. 736 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,241 I have a factory ready to turn over 10,000 fakes 737 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,540 of such high quality that not even Colette herself could know the difference. 738 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,008 We could move them for $500 apiece. 739 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,680 Do the math! 740 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,200 Eddie, do the math. 741 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,090 Okay, I do the math. 742 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,169 It's a lot of money. 743 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,971 Ooh, yeah! 744 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,611 And what's in it for me? 745 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,761 €1 million, cash. 746 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,083 Call it a finder's fee. 747 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,170 Call me when you decide. 748 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,260 No, no, no. No, no. 749 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,691 Keep it. Keep it. 750 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,367 And I know it says "water resistant for 500 meters," 751 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,570 but I'd take it off before I shower, okay? 752 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,603 Thank you, Mr. Juarez. 753 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,969 Finally I get to afford one of these real bad boys, huh? 754 00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,740 I don't know, man. I really don't think it was her. 755 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,649 I didn't get that guilty vibe. 756 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,580 My man. You always hover over your customers like this, 757 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,011 or just the brown ones? 758 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,521 Thank you. 759 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,700 Bonjour. Hey, guys. 760 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,780 Hey. How you doin'? 761 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,300 How'd it go with Francesca? 762 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,940 What? Hey. Case closed. You kidding me? 763 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:19,620 Look, I'm so confident it's Francesca, I'm spending my reward money right here. 764 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,180 Oh, let me ask you something. 765 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,169 What do you think about those earrings right there? 766 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,280 Actually, I think they're hideous. 767 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,610 But those look fantastic. You should get them for your wife, Eddie. 768 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,126 - Really? - Really. 769 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,211 - Look kind of old to me. - Well, they're antiques. 770 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,900 So if it really is Francesca, what do we do? 771 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,162 "We?" We do nothing. 772 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,125 You let us handle this. 773 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,961 We're New York's Finest, after all. 774 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,768 And we're good cops, too. 775 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,660 And in the meantime, we're gonna investigate the other suspects. 776 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,820 Okay. 777 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,260 Yo, my man. 778 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,931 Do you, like, accept trade-ins, and stuff like that? 779 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,329 Any sign of Jerome, bro? 780 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,660 If I saw something, don't you think I'd say something? 781 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,260 You ain't gonna see shit because he ain't got the bag. 782 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,691 Francesca got the bag. 783 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,420 Look, if you wanna go to the hotel 784 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,340 and do whatever the hell that it is you've been doing here, be my guest. 785 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,020 Oh, you would like that, wouldn't you? 786 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,020 That way you could be Colette's little hero all by yourself. 787 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,580 Why is it so hard for you to understand that Colette and I are just friends? 788 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,020 Ooh-ooh. Just friends. 789 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,340 Just like me and Pepe. 790 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,980 You really think I'd cheat on Gloria? 791 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,780 I'll just pretend I'm not here. 792 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,540 You know what? I don't know what to think. 793 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,780 All I know is that you spend a lot of time talking with her. 794 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,166 Yeah, Luis. Talking. 795 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,940 It ever cross your mind that I like talking to her 796 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,340 'cause I can relate to her as a parent? 797 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:38,580 Unlike your childish ass. 798 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,700 Yeah, like you and some blonde chick from Paris have so much in common. 799 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,060 Eddie, why don't I see that? 800 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,860 Are you upset she didn't want to sleep with you? 801 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,660 You think I wanna hit on that? That's your girl, bro. 802 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,060 You know what? After all these years, I thought you was loyal. 803 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,764 You know what? You better watch what you say, bro. 804 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:52,980 - Or what? - I'm-a... 805 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,445 Guys? Jerome's home. 806 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,567 You know what? Sit your ass here. I'm going alone. 807 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,140 Yeah, like hell you are. 808 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:06,100 Well, sounds like you guys don't really need me to translate, so... 809 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,521 Get your ass up, French Fry. Let's go! 810 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,180 NYPD! Hands up! 811 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,420 Where's the bag, huh? The Colette bag. Where is it? 812 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:24,900 He says he doesn't speak English. 813 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,525 Don't make me ask you again! 814 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,660 Oh, boy, here we go. 815 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,607 Ask this motherfucker where he's hiding the stolen Colette bag! 816 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,100 He doesn't know what bag you speak of and wants to know who you are. 817 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,660 The guy who's gonna rip him a new fuckin' asshole if he doesn't cooperate. 818 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,780 You got five seconds before I snap your fuckin' arm off. 819 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:49,900 One! 820 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,206 - Two! - Deux... 821 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,820 - Three! - Trois. 822 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,285 You don't need to translate the numbers! 823 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,970 Yeah, hello? 824 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,805 Yeah, hi, Francesca. 825 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,605 Tomorrow afternoon? Café Julien? 826 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,684 Okay. Thank you, Francesca. 827 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,641 Eddie, um, that was Francesca. 828 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,565 She has the bag. 829 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,540 Look, tell him I'm sorry about the misunderstanding, man. 830 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,321 - He says, "Go fuck..." - That I understood. 831 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,561 Oh! Fuckin' good apple, man. Thank you. 832 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,460 - So glad you made the right choice. - Okay, let's do this fast. 833 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,220 - You got the money? - You got the bag? 834 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,300 - Yeah, I got the bag. - Okay, let me see the bag. 835 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,100 - Let me see the money. - Let me see the bag! 836 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,740 Okay. Here the bag. 837 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,046 Let me see. 838 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,486 Hmm. 839 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,451 That's the bag. 840 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,650 That's the bag. 841 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,371 That's the money. 842 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,140 It's all the money in there? 843 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,288 Mmm-hmm. Counted it myself. 844 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,009 Sorry, mami. You should never trust a drug dealer. 845 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,491 Police! 846 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,442 Oh, shit! 847 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,207 Oh shit, Eddie, way to go! That was good! 848 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,042 Okay. Okay. Stand down, amigos. She's ours. 849 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,380 Since when you guys carry guns here? I thought this was like Canada shit. 850 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,570 What the hell's going on? 851 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,300 I guess they've been tracking the same suspects as you. 852 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,100 Okay, well, tell the French boy band we got this handled. We're good. 853 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,620 Good word. All we need now is an official confession. 854 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:00,740 Confession? What are you talking about, confession? I got the bag. 855 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:01,820 She gave me the bag! 856 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,604 Then I'm sure it will be easy. 857 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,366 Do you speak English? 858 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,445 Uh, no. 859 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,922 Don't fuck this up! 860 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:16,206 I want my money, I wanna go home to America. 861 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,285 Okay. 862 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,323 She has confessed to stealing the bag. 863 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,330 You hear that, Father Joe? 864 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:30,891 She confessed. 865 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:35,891 Do you mind if I have a word with her? 866 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,044 This is hot, Eddie. 867 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,289 I finally get why you like her. 868 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:01,646 Oh, ah. 869 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,580 Last night? The bag was stolen a week ago. 870 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:09,940 I knew she wasn't the thief. 871 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,180 Yeah, but maybe she mixed up last night with last week. 872 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,460 She's not our thief. 873 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:14,820 So, if it's not Francesca... 874 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:18,100 Okay, look. I don't wanna give these knuckleheads any more leads, okay? 875 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,860 Kate, that bitch! 876 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,660 She said it. She said it. 877 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,940 The deadline for the ransom is in 12 hour. The board doesn't want to pay. 878 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,247 We don't want to be embarrassed by bootlegger either. 879 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,282 We need proof. 880 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,460 And process of elimination isn't proof. 881 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,289 - Understood. We're on it. - Okay. 882 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:36,540 Get her drunk. She has a big mouth when she drinks. 883 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,780 Especially gin. 884 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,780 Last time we went out for martinis, 885 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,780 she told me she gave Nicolas Sarkozy a hand job at Cannes. 886 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,168 I have no clue what she said, but I got the hand job part. 887 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,524 She also likes hash! 888 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,041 And beers! 889 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,368 Oh, and coke! She's a model! 890 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,286 What are you doing? 891 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:03,851 Moisturizing. 892 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,820 You do that shit at home? 893 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,447 No, but I'm open to new experiences, unlike your stubborn ass. 894 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,327 I already tried the bidet. That was enough. 895 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,923 Oh, that's your kid's Christmas present. 896 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,330 Use it sparingly, okay? 897 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,807 How you ladies doin'? How are ya? 898 00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,287 Just got here from New York. Our first time in Paris. 899 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,420 Mmm-hmm. 900 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:54,980 Wow. I'm super happy for you. 901 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,060 But we're having a private conversation here. 902 00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,660 Oh, you know, that's so sad because I see you two sitting all alone here, 903 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,220 and I just have one simple question to ask you 904 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,766 that could change your life forever. 905 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,889 - Oh, really? - Mmm-hmm. 906 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,809 Well, then, go ahead. 907 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,931 Have you ever been with a Puerto Rican? 908 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,340 Been with two, actually. Cousins. 909 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,260 Yeah. Julio and Javier. 910 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,169 Lovely guys. 911 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,891 But very possessive. 912 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,860 One had a horrible BO. 913 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,724 But thank you for the idea. 914 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,841 But were Julio and Javito 915 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,164 packing any of this? 916 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,645 Is that hash? 917 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,410 Hash? 918 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,764 Honey, Sour Diesel from the Lower East Side. 919 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,844 You think Paris is ready for this, huh? Hmm? 920 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,740 - You are funny. - Mmm. 921 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,940 I like you. 922 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,726 Well, you treat me with a little hospitality, maybe I share. 923 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,690 Uh, garçon. 924 00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,380 Let me have a, uh, 925 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,290 dry gin martini 926 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,085 with a twist of lemon? 927 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:46,088 Wait, wait, wait. Is John Leguizamo Puerto Rican? 928 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:47,820 Half. 929 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,980 Well, then I've been with two and a half Puerto Ricans. 930 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:52,161 Whoo! 931 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,045 Honey, you should try this half. 932 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,980 Oh! 933 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,740 - Very nice. Very nice. - Ooh, wait, wait, wait. 934 00:52:58,840 --> 00:52:59,860 Oh. 935 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:02,361 Ah, let's go to Silencio. Everybody's there. 936 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:03,540 - Okay. - Yeah? 937 00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,340 I'm going to the ladies' room first. 938 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,180 Nobody steal my drink. 939 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:09,406 Okay. 940 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,045 Think she's gonna make it? 941 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,206 This place sucks. Let's go to Le Floor. 942 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,731 I hate it here. Everybody's at Les Deux. Let's go. 943 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,645 This place is depressing. Everybody's at Andrea's birthday. 944 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,041 - I don't know, Kate. Look... - She'll never fuck you. 945 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,641 Vámonos. 946 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,163 Wow, bro. Kate is lookin' slammin' hot. 947 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:03,886 Oh, yeah. 948 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,020 We are this close to the reward money. 949 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,220 Do not fuck it up over some girl you have no shot with. 950 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:12,721 Bro, he only thing that'll fuck this shit up is you not being able to control your girl. 951 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,208 How many times I gotta tell you? She's not my girl, man. 952 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,964 - Hey, boys. - Oh, hey. 953 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,401 - Meet Andrea, the birthday girl. - Hey. 954 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,940 Pleasure. 955 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,371 Luis. 956 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,580 Oh, my grandpa does that, too. 957 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,966 Ooh, I love your head. May I? 958 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:32,844 Only 'cause it's your birthday. 959 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:45,100 There is a thief on the loose at this party! 960 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,340 A real back-stabbing bitch... 961 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:49,780 Wha... Aah! 962 00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,723 Watch your bags, ladies! 963 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:53,969 She could never hold her liquor. 964 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,420 What the hell you doing? I'm trying to help you here. 965 00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:01,140 Who cares? My husband cheated on me. 966 00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:03,481 My best friend stole from me. 967 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:07,620 Vincent and the suits are worried my bags won't hit international sales quotas. 968 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,260 I should just jump in the Seine. 969 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,140 If you do, I'm not jumping in after you. 970 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:12,241 Come on, let's get you home. 971 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,566 Oh, no. 972 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,882 Why are there never any cabs in this damn city? 973 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,140 I don't wanna go home! I wanna drink more! 974 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:20,060 - Everything's closed. - I know a place. 975 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,580 - It's 3:00 a.m., Colette. - Okay, just one drink. 976 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:23,980 Fine. One drink and then you go home. 977 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,411 Okay, maybe two, okay? 978 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,500 One! 979 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:27,931 Could you please stop running now? 980 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:32,220 Wah! ¡Uno, dos, tres! 981 00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:35,403 Go, Luis! Go, Luis! Go, Luis! 982 00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,001 Whoo! Whoo! 983 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,361 Whoo! 984 00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:56,500 Fuck, I want a rematch. 985 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,204 I want that rematch! 986 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,020 Let's get some air, please. 987 00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:05,860 I don't need air. 988 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,340 But if you need air, yeah, let's get air. 989 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:09,540 Good. 990 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:10,846 Bitch. 991 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:13,929 Big fan of gin, huh? 992 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:15,690 Yeah, I'm mean... 993 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,281 And gin makes me meaner. 994 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:22,060 Yeah, your friend Colette was telling me that you're a fan of wine, too? 995 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,700 She mentioned you own a vineyard? 996 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,484 Well, I'm doing okay lately. 997 00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:27,370 Modeling? 998 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:30,300 I haven't made money modeling since '04. 999 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,340 And I blew most of that on coke and motorcycles. 1000 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,820 Then how you buy a vineyard? I mean, hook a brother up. 1001 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,006 I shouldn't. I don't know you well enough. 1002 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,966 Oh, come on, baby. You can trust me. 1003 00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,980 Look, where I'm from, everybody tells me their secrets. 1004 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,481 I'm like the Oprah from the Lower East Side. 1005 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,563 You have to promise me not to tell Colette. 1006 00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,887 She'd kill me if she found out. 1007 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,220 Who's Colette? 1008 00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,607 I don't know who Colette is. I'm not gonna tell Colette. 1009 00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,925 I'm a madame. 1010 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,451 You're a what, now? 1011 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:11,529 I'm a madame. 1012 00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:12,900 A pimp. 1013 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,844 See all these girls here? They work for me. 1014 00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:17,100 They're models. 1015 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,089 No, they're broke models. 1016 00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,340 I set them up with rich guys for accompaniment. 1017 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,851 A fancy dinner here. 1018 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:25,700 A trip to St. Tropez there. 1019 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,882 And everybody is so happy. 1020 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,885 I mean, come on, really? Nah. 1021 00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:34,363 And the only one not happy is my poor friend Colette. 1022 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,260 Colette's not happy? 1023 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:39,887 What? Between the divorce and selling the company... 1024 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,340 Poor thing, she's having a tough time. 1025 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,620 I told her not to sell. I did. 1026 00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:46,449 But she didn't listen. 1027 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,940 - Of course now she regrets it. - Oh. 1028 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,860 I thought she was being dramatic when she said she wanted to quit 1029 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,406 and take her son to India for a simple life. 1030 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,286 Now I am not so sure. 1031 00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,620 - Wow. - Yeah. 1032 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,220 A million euros in India goes a long way, huh? 1033 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,367 Mmm. 1034 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,408 Shit. Listen, I gotta go. 1035 00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,411 You're leaving me? Now you got me drunk? 1036 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,980 Trust me, I don't believe it either, okay? 1037 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,300 - I gotta go, okay? - Oh, come on, Luis. 1038 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,481 Luis! 1039 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,606 Marie? 1040 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,860 Eddie! Oh, Eddie! 1041 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,964 Jump with me. Let's trash this fucking place! 1042 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,020 No, I'm tired. 1043 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:33,460 You need to chill out. Plus, I left my credit card for incidentals. 1044 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,641 Okay. 1045 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,763 - Oof! - Whoa. 1046 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,525 May I? 1047 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,451 Jesus, you too? 1048 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,280 If I say no, you're gonna do it anyway, so go ahead. 1049 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:49,644 How often do you have to shave to keep it so soft? 1050 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,042 - Every morning. - Oh, wow. 1051 00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,962 You're a simple man, Edgar. 1052 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,165 I respect that. 1053 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,284 Your heart is pure and your head is shiny. 1054 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:14,047 Mmm. Things used to be simple for me too. 1055 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:19,323 Every Sunday, Jerome would make blueberry pancakes. 1056 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,130 They were terrible, but they were his thing. 1057 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,580 Charlie would take two bites and pretend to like them, 1058 00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:30,082 and then we all go get a proper brunch in the Marais. 1059 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,321 Things are more complicated now. 1060 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:39,847 Maybe I made the wrong choice. That's what Jerome always says. 1061 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,002 Don't listen to him. 1062 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,620 Do you think I'm a sellout, Eddie? 1063 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,140 Doesn't matter what I think. 1064 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,163 Yeah, it matters to me. 1065 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,805 I trust you. 1066 00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,362 I don't think you're a sellout at all. 1067 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,580 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - It's okay. Hey. 1068 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,284 No, I'm married. 1069 01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:18,921 - Hey. - Hey. 1070 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,364 Hey. How'd it go, man? 1071 01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,808 I should be asking you that. 1072 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,860 Listen, uh... Kate's clean, 1073 01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:46,530 everybody's clean. 1074 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,500 The only one that ain't clean is your little French friend. 1075 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:51,780 What are you talking about? 1076 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,460 Think about it, bro. She loses her husband. 1077 01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:55,766 She's miserable at her job, 1078 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,100 so she says, you know, "Fuck these suits." 1079 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:02,020 Steals her own bag, pockets a million euro cash, then she disappears. 1080 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,740 There's no way. Colette isn't dirty like that, man. 1081 01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:07,730 She's dirty enough to be coming out of your hotel room at 5:00 a.m. 1082 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,820 Face it, Ed. She's shoving her titties in your face 1083 01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,700 to throw you off her track, and it's working. 1084 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,325 Nothing happened between us. 1085 01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:18,900 Look, I hate to break it to you, Ed, but Colette... She's not your friend. 1086 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,740 She's been playing you all this time. 1087 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,300 You're just too dumb to see it. 1088 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,900 Yo, Colette isn't the thief, and you need to stop calling me dumb, for real. 1089 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,002 Then smarten up. Look around, dummy. 1090 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,460 Damn, it's killing you to see me do better than you out here, isn't it? 1091 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:31,180 Oh, please, get a grip. 1092 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,140 All these years, you've got me under your thumb like a little sidekick. 1093 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,900 But God forbid I step out of your shadow. 1094 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,081 You can't handle it! 1095 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,940 Then step out of my shadow. 1096 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,220 I've been wanting a new partner anyway, dick. 1097 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,300 So have I, asshole. 1098 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,940 You think you're the brains of the operation? 1099 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,460 All you are is a fucking ego. 1100 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:47,527 Whatever. 1101 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,980 Look, I'm turning Colette in to Vincent. 1102 01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,540 I'm getting my money and getting the hell out of Paris. 1103 01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,060 You can stay here with Colette. 1104 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:58,289 I'll go home, and I'll take care of my sister, Gloria, your ex-wife. 1105 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,122 Say something now, dick! 1106 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:15,801 Yo. 1107 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,060 What are you doing here? 1108 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,721 I wanted to come down here to personally tell you I found your thief. 1109 01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:23,820 It's Colette. 1110 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,260 Colette? What are you talking about? 1111 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,260 Well, she regrets selling you her company. 1112 01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,220 She's telling all her friends she's miserable. 1113 01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,540 So she's self-sabotaging for a quick payday. 1114 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:35,100 And she's confessed as much to you or you have some other proof? 1115 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:36,420 She's banging Eddie! 1116 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,420 What more proof do I need? 1117 01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:40,010 And I'll take his cut of the reward. 1118 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,780 You think I can accuse my business partner, 1119 01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:48,620 one of the most beloved designer in Paris, of extortion and fraud with no proof? 1120 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,041 Trust me, okay? It's Colette. 1121 01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:54,500 Well, as much as I would love to just take your word on that, 1122 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,967 I'm afraid that's not good enough. 1123 01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:58,940 Okay. 1124 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,580 I was on the phone with our board earlier this morning. 1125 01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,620 At this point we have no choice but to pay the ransom 1126 01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,563 and put this matter to rest. 1127 01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,722 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a meeting. 1128 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:16,248 I trust you can see yourself out the same way you saw yourself in. 1129 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:24,766 I must say, I expected more from, uh, New York's Finest. 1130 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:31,883 "I must say, I expected more from New York's Finest." 1131 01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:34,531 Yeah, buddy. 1132 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,889 Merci beaucoup, bro. 1133 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,340 What the fuck was I thinking? 1134 01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:24,340 I'm sorry I tried to kiss you. 1135 01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:25,820 Clearly, I had too much to drink. 1136 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,620 Nah, it's all good. 1137 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,260 Is that you playing it cool? 1138 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,500 - What? Nah. Nah. - Okay. 1139 01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:33,340 'Cause you're saying "nah" a lot. 1140 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,420 Oh, for real? 1141 01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,660 Okay. 1142 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,286 Actually, let me call you right back, okay? 1143 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,007 Vincent? 1144 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:30,921 Merde! 1145 01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:51,081 I need soap. 1146 01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:57,801 And a towel. 1147 01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,442 Bring back the leftover soap! 1148 01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:11,860 - So, gentlemen... - Bro, I'm all out of fuckin' euros. 1149 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:13,610 I'll send you a Christmas card. 1150 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,460 Guys, wait! 1151 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:27,180 I really need to talk to you. 1152 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,140 What the fuck you do to your hair? 1153 01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:30,380 Something crazy is happening. 1154 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,660 Vincent fired me. I have no idea what's going on. 1155 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,340 Oh, wow. You know, that's really too bad, 1156 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,340 'cause we've got a flight to catch, so we got to go. 1157 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,020 Okay. Okay. I'll take you to the airport. 1158 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:39,180 Bye, Colette. 1159 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:42,170 Get in the fucking car before I lose it! 1160 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:45,300 So he spins some bullshit about gross negligence 1161 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:47,020 and basically says I have no recourse. 1162 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,884 The whole thing is ridiculous! 1163 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,220 Are you actually gonna watch the road? 1164 01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,580 Okay, you see, that... That was a stop sign. 1165 01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:54,900 And of course I can't compete with their team of lawyers. 1166 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,340 You should've thought about that before you stole your own bag, 1167 01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,780 - and made us go on this wild-goose chase. - What? 1168 01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:01,460 You think I'm the one behind all of this? 1169 01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:03,060 You can't seriously believe that! 1170 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:06,580 We investigated everybody, okay? None of 'em did it. 1171 01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:08,740 So that doesn't leave too many suspects now. 1172 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,220 You think it was me, too? 1173 01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,900 I honestly don't know what to think at this point. 1174 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,300 Eddie, that's how you see me now, a thief? 1175 01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,164 I thought we were friends! 1176 01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:19,460 I thought I'd go to New York and meet your family. 1177 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:21,620 Oh, shit. I never got Gloria a gift. 1178 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:22,900 Damn! 1179 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,700 That is so much like you, Eddie. 1180 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,968 No reward money, no gift, and she was already mad when I left. 1181 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:31,560 Give her these, bro. 1182 01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:34,500 Thanks, man. 1183 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,780 You know, you should have stuck to just making sunglasses. 1184 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:38,060 They wasn't so bad. 1185 01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:39,340 I don't make sunglasses. 1186 01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:42,260 They said "Colette" on them. You know, you're just full of lies, ain't you? 1187 01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:44,727 What? Give me those! 1188 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:46,740 Where'd you get these? 1189 01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:48,410 I got them from Vincent's office. 1190 01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:51,940 He had all kind of styles, you know. I should've stole all of 'em. 1191 01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:08,060 - Colette, what are you doing? - Just follow me. 1192 01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:10,060 You're the only ones I can actually trust. 1193 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:14,020 What the hell you talking about? We don't trust you at all! 1194 01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:15,406 Damn. 1195 01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:39,500 You set me up to look negligent so you could fire me 1196 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:43,820 and use my name to sell cheap sunglasses and perfumes and God knows what else! 1197 01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:46,340 You stole the bag! You wrote the ransom notes! 1198 01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:48,460 This whole shit was you! 1199 01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:51,620 Sorry, gentlemen, she's clearly unhappy about her termination. 1200 01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:58,880 Open your safe. 1201 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:01,900 There's a safe somewhere, and the bag is in it. 1202 01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,860 He ruined my life's work to sell shitty sunglasses. 1203 01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:08,531 I'm not going anywhere until I get some answers! 1204 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,802 Is there a safe in this office, Vincent? 1205 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:12,860 I would look behind the painting. 1206 01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:15,645 Rich white guys, they're always hiding shit behind paintings. 1207 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:19,380 Okay. As a matter of fact, I do have a safe. 1208 01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:22,860 But I don't think it's appropriate that this woman barges in here with some crackpot... 1209 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:23,961 Open it. 1210 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:25,961 Open it. 1211 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:33,080 Fine. 1212 01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,001 Well, shit. 1213 01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:58,620 I know it's in here. 1214 01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:00,370 I know it's in here! 1215 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,260 Oh. 1216 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,044 I was gonna take him out right then. 1217 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,460 Don't touch me. 1218 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,369 I'll leave on my own when I'm ready. 1219 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:16,329 I thought we were friends, Vincent, but you're just a snake. 1220 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:32,300 Don't even think about it, Pepe. 1221 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:34,880 Excuse me, can I borrow your chair for a second? 1222 01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:36,721 Move back, please? 1223 01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:47,300 Shit! 1224 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:48,890 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1225 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,001 What the... 1226 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,721 Get the fuck away from there! Get the... 1227 01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:06,180 Probably didn't need to break homeboy's tank. My bad. 1228 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,044 Fuckin' Eddie, man! 1229 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:09,900 I'm not crazy? 1230 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,480 No, you're not crazy! 1231 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,100 - Fucking Puerto Rican! - Check it out, Eddie. 1232 01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,089 I finally got some ass in Paris. 1233 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:31,180 I gotta say, Eddie, that was really good detective work. 1234 01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:32,540 I'm really impressed. 1235 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,405 Yeah, well, somebody's gotta be the brains of the operation. 1236 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:39,020 You know nothing happened between Colette and I, right? 1237 01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,500 I know. 1238 01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:43,700 I love Gloria, man. I would never do anything to lose her. 1239 01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,140 Yeah, I guess she's stuck with your broke ass. 1240 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:46,220 Broke? 1241 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,740 I just made 150 grand, bro. 1242 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:52,260 After I pay off all my credit cards, I may even be able to take Gloria 1243 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,340 to a restaurant with cloth napkins. 1244 01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:56,620 Yeah, she's lucky to have you. 1245 01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:58,484 And so am I, partner. 1246 01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:03,780 Oh, uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. It's still a matter of pride at this point. 1247 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,530 Trust me on this. 1248 01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:13,801 Oh, my God, this is fucking delicious. 1249 01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,609 What the fuck did you do in Paris, Edgar? 1250 01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:27,180 - You like? - Like? 1251 01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:29,442 I love! Oh, my gosh! 1252 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,809 How'd you know to pick these out? 1253 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,420 I had a little help from a friend. 1254 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:36,740 Well, you need to get help more often. 1255 01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:37,860 You look beautiful. 1256 01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:39,860 Yes, you're gonna get some. 1257 01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:45,340 - Want me to do all the work? - All the work, baby. 1258 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,124 - All the work? - All of it. 1259 01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:00,727 Hi. 1260 01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,289 Can I talk to you for a minute? 1261 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:05,606 No. 1262 01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:07,820 Okay. 1263 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:10,571 I guess I'm gonna have to do it from out here! 1264 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:19,041 I traveled 4,000 miles, and I finally realized what I was looking for 1265 01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:21,220 was always right in front of me. 1266 01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:24,051 I mean, not at the moment, but you know what I mean? 1267 01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:26,445 All you need is love. 1268 01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:28,765 I get that now. 1269 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:32,962 You write that all by yourself? 1270 01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,620 Oh, my God. 1271 01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:43,260 - Yeah. - Oh, I do! I do! I do! I do! 1272 01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:45,140 Okay, okay. Wait, wait. No, no, no, not yet. 1273 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:46,700 - Let me ask you first. - Okay, okay. Go ahead. 1274 01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:47,860 Look at this ring! 1275 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:49,620 Yeah, yeah, it's an antique from Paris. 1276 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:52,660 Oh, my God. An antique from Paris? That's dope. 1277 01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,140 - Can I finish? - Yes. 1278 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:55,540 Will you do me the honor of... 1279 01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,120 Sorry, baby, but I just have to say you look so cute right now. 1280 01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:01,642 Oh, my God, give me a minute! 1281 01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,126 Mmm-mmm. 1282 01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:26,060 Gelato and ice cream. I mean, I can't tell the difference. 1283 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:28,700 - What is it? - Gelato's got more fat. 1284 01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:31,246 Don't tell me that shit, Eddie. For real? 1285 01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,860 Yo, my man. Can I take a picture with the snake? 1286 01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:02,610 Oh, shit! 1287 01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:05,940 Eddie, come on, jump with me. 1288 01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:07,780 Let's trash this place! 1289 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:09,140 No, I'm tired. 1290 01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:10,300 Ooh! Aah! 1291 01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:13,100 Ooh, I had a booger. 1292 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:23,620 That's crazy. Can we get some more wine? Thanks. 1293 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:26,500 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1294 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:29,140 What are you doin'? Wait! Wait, wait, wait! 1295 01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:30,571 Oh, my God! 1296 01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:34,164 Of course they don't, baby, because we're gonna... 1297 01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:38,005 Of course not, baby, because we're going to the Garden to see Bruno's... 1298 01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:42,540 Of course they don't, baby, because we're going to the MSG tonight 1299 01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:43,980 to see Bruno Mars. 1300 01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:46,560 Perfect delivery, but you said "the MSG." So... 1301 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,660 At MSG. At MSG. 1302 01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:51,660 Bye. And don't go... Don't... 1303 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,410 Don't get home too late either! 1304 01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:57,445 We have so much to do. So much shopping in Paris. 1304 01:17:58,305 --> 01:18:04,315 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org