1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,523 The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle. 3 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,964 Like, maybe you hit the Powerball jackpot. 4 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,363 Or a last-second jumper in the NBA Finals. 5 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,609 Maybe you make it to outer space... 6 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,967 or marry the Queen of England, or something. 7 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,611 If you consider all the unlikely things that happen in all the world... 8 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:56,090 you gotta think at least one of them will happen to each of us. 9 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,843 Turns out, my miracle was different. 10 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,445 Of all the houses 11 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,001 in all the subdivisions in all the state of Florida... 12 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,242 I wound up living across the street... 13 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,780 from Margo Roth Spiegelman. 14 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:14,820 Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party 15 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:19,100 Here it's never endin', can't remember when it started 16 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,820 Pass around the lampshade, 17 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,780 There'll be plenty enough room in jail 18 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:27,205 From the moment I saw her I was hopelessly, madly in love. 19 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:32,060 If bein' wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever 20 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,900 If bein' strong's your kind 21 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,527 Then I need help here with this feather 22 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,140 Due to our close proximity 23 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,924 in both age and location... 24 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,248 and for no other reason I could ever discern... 25 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,540 we soon became friends. 26 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:50,168 If bein' afraid is a crime we hang side by side 27 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:58,089 At the swingin' party down the line 28 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,326 Look. 29 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,525 Quentin. 30 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,445 He's dead. 31 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,482 We should get out of here, Margo. 32 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,160 I thought you closed your eyes when you died. 33 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,401 The truth is... 34 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,500 at the time, it didn't feel like 35 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,806 that big a deal to me. 36 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,287 It's not like I knew the guy. 37 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,420 If I had a panic attack 38 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,443 every time someone I didn't know died... 39 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,220 I'd go insane. 40 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,243 It was a much bigger deal to Margo. 41 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,881 I figured it out. 42 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:49,886 His name is Robert Joyner. 43 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,041 He was 36. 44 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,407 Apparently he was getting divorced and he was sad about it. 45 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:54,971 How do you know all this? 46 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,521 I'm doing an investigation. Are you in? 47 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,241 Sure. 48 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,562 - Great. Come on. - Wait, what? 49 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:02,881 His wife works at SeaWorld. 50 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,724 I bet there's a clue. 51 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,041 Margo... 52 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,804 we can't go to SeaWorld. 53 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,047 It's almost 11:00. 54 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,247 I can get us in. 55 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,526 Come on! 56 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,289 I don't wanna get in trouble. 57 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,882 It's a shame, don't you think? 58 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,850 All those strings inside him broke. 59 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,280 Margo always loved mysteries. 60 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,620 And in everything that came after, 61 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,370 I could never stop thinking... 62 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,727 maybe she loved them so much... 63 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,969 she became one. 64 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,091 But I'm getting ahead of myself. 65 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,246 A lot changed in the years that followed. 66 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,881 Margo and I sort of... drifted apart. 67 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,529 But I never stopped thinking about her... 68 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,887 I'll get it! I'll get it. 69 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,409 ...and hoping I'd get a second chance. 70 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,206 Trick or treat! 71 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,860 Yeah. Happy Halloween, guys. 72 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,126 It wasn't just me. 73 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:57,170 Pretty much everyone recognized... 74 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,020 Margo was different. 75 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,722 Margo was... 76 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,244 special. 77 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,060 Her life had become a series 78 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,811 of unbelievably epic adventures. 79 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,441 Each one too insane to be true. 80 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,540 Like the time she spent three weeks 81 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,404 traveling with the circus. 82 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:24,281 Or the time she toured with the Mallionaires up and down the East Coast. 83 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:25,851 Look, if you ask the bassist... 84 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,780 he's either gonna say I'm his girlfriend 85 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:28,881 or he wants me to be... 86 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,928 Either way I'm going back there... 87 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,721 so you might as well make it easier for yourself and just let me in. 88 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,889 And wherever she went... 89 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,604 she always left clues behind for her little sister, Ruthie. 90 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,260 Or anyone else she deemed worthy. 91 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,483 I was never one of those people. 92 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,420 As senior year drew to a close, 93 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,329 Margo and I barely talked at all. 94 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,563 It's your senior prom. 95 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,011 I don't understand the objection. 96 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,447 I have so many objections, Mom. 97 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,620 Like slow dancing. 98 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,085 And fast dancing. Any kind of dancing. 99 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,651 And wearing a rented tux. 100 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,370 You could take Suzie Chung. 101 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,289 No, we're not a thing anymore. 102 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,246 But she was such a nice girl. What happened with you two? 103 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,329 I don't know, it just... 104 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,649 Just didn't work out. 105 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:33,727 Hi, Ben. Hi, Radar. 106 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,644 - Hi, Mrs. Jacobsen. - Hey, Mrs. Jacobsen. 107 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,929 I would hit that so hard. 108 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,606 I don't see it. 109 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:45,841 What? Q! 110 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,889 I'm not saying I just wanna bang your mom. 111 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,371 - She should be respected. - Stop. 112 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,921 Admired. You know, she's a real lady. 113 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,860 Yeah, she's my mom. 114 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,849 I wanna ride bikes with her. 115 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,081 What? 116 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,887 I'd feed her grapes, take her to Paris. 117 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,883 Treat her like the princess she is. What, is that wrong? 118 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,087 It's weird. 119 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,844 It's always weird. 120 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,020 I wanna give her a bath. 121 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,220 That's gonna be so... 122 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,140 Oh! Hold on. 123 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,605 Uh-oh. 124 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:20,810 Hey, honey bunny. How's prom looking for you? 125 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,729 Not a chance, Bloody Ben. 126 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,849 No. 127 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:29,806 No! 128 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,523 Freshmen know that story? 129 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,046 When Ben was 12... 130 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,380 he got a kidney infection 131 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,086 - and started literally pissing blood. - Oh, God. 132 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,969 By the time he came back from the hospital... 133 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,770 a rumor had spread through the entire school... 134 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,084 that his condition was the result of chronic masturbation. 135 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,768 I'm never gonna get a prom date, am I? 136 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:48,900 Don't worry about it. 137 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,764 Prom is a waste of time and a waste of money. 138 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,160 Radar's going to prom. 139 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,243 Radar has a girlfriend, so he has to go to prom. 140 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,686 Lame. 141 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,602 Radar, has she been to your house yet? 142 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,127 Oh, yeah. Has your girlfriend come to your house yet? 143 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,700 - Stop. - Isn't there a certain reason 144 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:04,801 why she doesn't come to your house? 145 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:05,980 Radar, what up with that? 146 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,380 You know very well "what up with that." 147 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:08,720 We just like to hear you say it. 148 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,260 Could you tell us again? 149 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,500 - Because of what? - I cannot hear you. 150 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,601 Can you project? 151 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:13,980 My parents own 152 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,082 the world's largest collection of black Santas! 153 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,220 Oh, yeah. 154 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:18,731 You heard that correctly. 155 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,840 Radar's parents were trying to get into The Guinness Book of World Records... 156 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,844 for the largest collection of black Santas in one house. 157 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,410 There were over a thousand. 158 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,405 And they were everywhere. 159 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,649 And not just at Christmas. 160 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,180 Even so, Radar was the first one of us 161 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,169 to get a serious girlfriend. 162 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,780 You need a prom date. 163 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,928 Why don't you ask that girl you slept with at summer camp? 164 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,201 Oh. She's made up. 165 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:43,500 No, she's not. 166 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,500 But you can ask the girl from Saskatchewan. 167 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,364 Oh, yeah, you could ask... Oh, no, she's also made up. 168 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,648 No, they are both real. Not made up. 169 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,126 - Define "real." - I don't know. 170 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,281 Gotta go. 171 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,321 - Hi. - Hey. 172 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,051 - Hey. Let's go. - We have 10 minutes. 173 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,406 No, we're fine. Let's go. 174 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,726 Hi, Angela. 175 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:01,860 Bye, Angela. 176 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,100 It was nice talking to you, Angela. 177 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,326 Oh, God. She's great. 178 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,487 Glad we can have these chats. 179 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,201 So most of my days were exactly like this. 180 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,687 I threw myself into my classes... 181 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,690 SATs, extracurriculars. 182 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,809 By the end of high school... 183 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,769 I barely thought of her at all. 184 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:29,300 I just had to graduate, go off to college, 185 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,640 find someone new. 186 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,330 And forget the miracle ever happened. 187 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,322 And it almost worked out that way. 188 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,724 Until this one night. 189 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,361 Margo? 190 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:13,641 Shh. 191 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,490 Margo, hey. 192 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,165 I need to borrow your car. 193 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,606 - What? - Your car. 194 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,006 I don't have a car. 195 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,446 I mean your mom's car. 196 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:22,926 Why can't you use your car? 197 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,900 My parents locked the keys in the safe 198 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,047 beneath their bed. 199 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,687 And while I'm sure I could go in there and crack the combo... 200 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,967 it just so happens that Myrna Mountweazel's in there 201 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,088 and that goddamn dog despises me. 202 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,900 Anyway, so like I said, I need to borrow your car. 203 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,980 Mmm-mmm. 204 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,162 Also, I need you to drive the car... 205 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,448 because I have nine things I need to do tonight... 206 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,887 and more than half of them require a getaway driver. 207 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,447 What, are you committing felonies? 208 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,340 Ooh. Remind me, is breaking and entering a felony? 209 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,460 Yes. What? 210 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:50,660 - Well. - Margo! 211 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:51,761 Okay. 212 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,769 I gotta go, so are you in or out? 213 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,060 Why can't you just get one of your underlings to help you out? 214 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,241 Like Jase, or Lacey, or Becca? 215 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,044 They're part of the problem, actually. 216 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,326 What problem? 217 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,050 There are nine problems. 218 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,891 And your boyfriend's one of them? 219 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,525 Ex-boyfriend. 220 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,082 Hmm. 221 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,401 Do you care to tell me where we're going? 222 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,764 Uh, first, we are going to BJ's. 223 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,645 We're going shopping? 224 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,486 No, we're not going shopping. 225 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,041 We are righting wrongs. Then after that... 226 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,929 we're gonna wrong some rights. 227 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:45,769 Basically, this is gonna be the best night of your life. 228 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,125 Okay. 229 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,002 I really don't wanna get into trouble. 230 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,728 You're a very anxious person, aren't you, Q? 231 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,405 I'm not an anxious person. I just... 232 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,244 I have plans and goals. 233 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,046 None of which involve jail or dying. 234 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,526 Pull in here. 235 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,047 - So, what plans? - Huh? 236 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,085 You said you had plans. 237 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,124 Uh... I just meant I'm going to Duke in the fall... 238 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,964 then go to med school and become an oncologist... 239 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,407 and obviously... 240 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,881 get married and have kids by 30. 241 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,928 - And then you'll be happy? - Huh? 242 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:23,366 When you're 30 in 12 years. 243 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,682 Married, kids, career. 244 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,565 Then you'll be happy. 245 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,300 Is that actually what you're saying? 246 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,401 Um... 247 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,965 Yeah. I guess. Yeah. 248 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,963 Isn't there something that could make you happy now? 249 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,889 Like, that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 250 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,241 Bingo! 251 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,164 Nair? Wait, why do you need Nair? 252 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,800 All will be revealed shortly, my young friend. 253 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,803 Six months older than you. Remember that? 254 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,166 Oh, really? Are you? 255 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:52,300 Margo, don't. 256 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,811 Stop, stop! Don't. 257 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,980 - It's really loud. - Don't. Stop. 258 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,140 What? Were you trying to say something? 259 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,526 You can't do that. Shh. 260 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,889 Stop, stop! 261 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,280 What else do we need? 262 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,648 Interesting capitalization. 263 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,770 I'm a big believer in random capitalization. 264 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,202 The rules are so unfair to the letters in the middle. 265 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,284 It's not as weird as it looks. 266 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,805 Still weird. 267 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,325 So what happened? 268 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,729 With Jase and Lacey and Becca? 269 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:44,242 Apparently, my boyfriend of lo, these many months... 270 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,820 has been cheating on me. 271 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:47,900 What? 272 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,240 With one of my best friends. 273 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,401 Seriously? 274 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,328 Why would he do that? 275 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,681 Oh, next left. 276 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,205 Wait, this is... 277 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,930 This is Becca's house. 278 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,610 Yeah. 279 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,127 And there is Jase's car. 280 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,281 Margo, this is a bad idea. 281 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,965 No, Quentin. 282 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,602 This is a tremendous idea. 283 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,124 Margo. Margo. 284 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,450 Idiot never locks his car. 285 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,121 Are you sure we should be doing this? 286 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,441 The Margo Roth Spiegelman revenge plot begins. 287 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,041 Do you wanna do the honors? 288 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,241 No. 289 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,731 Suit yourself. 290 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,445 I can't believe you just did that. 291 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,328 We bring the rain down on our enemies. 292 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,441 "We"? 293 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,925 You'll see. 294 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,608 Hello, is this Mr. Arrington? 295 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,165 Do you know what time it is? 296 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,900 I'm so sorry, but I just thought 297 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,060 you'd like to know 298 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,740 that your daughter is having sex 299 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,002 in your basement right now. 300 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,650 Goodbye. 301 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,004 - What was that voice? - Let me use your phone. 302 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,161 Quickly. 303 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:22,841 Here. 304 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,606 Get in position. 305 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,171 What do you mean? What do I do? 306 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,000 Four... 307 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,361 Three... 308 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,001 Two... 309 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,966 Take the picture, now! 310 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,420 Go! 311 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,600 Watch this. 312 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:50,846 What? 313 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,171 Well, that was fun. 314 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,651 He totally saw me. 315 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,041 What? So? 316 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,725 So, he could kick my ass. 317 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,881 He won't. 318 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,690 What makes you so sure? 319 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,565 Let me see. 320 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,321 What? 321 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,564 The Rhode Island of penises. 322 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,728 It may have an illustrious history... 323 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,530 but it sure isn't big. 324 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,245 Okay. Now we go inside. 325 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,243 No. What? No, no. 326 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,243 This fish is for Becca and it goes in her house. 327 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,004 No, no. Come on, Margo. We're gonna get caught. 328 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,241 We can't go inside. 329 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,925 I'll be lookout. 330 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,401 You can do whatever you want, Q. 331 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,161 Damn it. 332 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,740 - What the hell was that? - Dad, I'm sorry, okay? 333 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,081 "I'm sorry"? That's completely unacceptable. 334 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,660 - I really like him, Dad! - He does not love you! 335 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,740 Yes, he does! 336 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,570 - Who's down there? - Go, go, go. 337 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,289 I have a gun! 338 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,486 - Shit! - Are you kidding? 339 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,801 Yeah, run! 340 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,927 Couldn't you have just thrown it through a window or something? 341 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,170 We bring the rain, not the scattered showers. 342 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,722 That was fun. That was pretty fun. 343 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,650 Yeah. 344 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,846 You okay? 345 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,001 Yeah. 346 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,084 I don't know. 347 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,491 I just thought maybe it wasn't true. 348 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,161 Ah. 349 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,002 Anyway, moving on. 350 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,810 Lacey's? 351 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,127 Has Lacey been naughty or nice? 352 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,965 Lacey has been distinctly naughty. 353 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,284 We've been best friends since the 5th grade. 354 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,771 And then? 355 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,004 And then, she didn't tell me about Jase. 356 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,206 Ready? 357 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,521 Ta-da! 358 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,041 Nice. 359 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,688 Unsentimental 360 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,731 Traveling around 361 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,722 Oh, my God, it's so late. 362 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,401 If you're tired, we can go home. 363 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,300 I thought so. 364 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,140 In the aisles of the grocery 365 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,561 And the blocks uptown 366 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,251 Who lives here? 367 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,246 Chuck Parson. 368 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,926 Chuck Parson? 369 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,610 You didn't think a scumbag like Chuck Parson could emerge unscathed, did you? 370 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,008 He's Jase's best friend. He's an accomplice. 371 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,924 Uh... 372 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,120 Don't worry. 373 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,244 He's a heavy sleeper. 374 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,447 Don't, don't, don't. 375 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,965 The 6th-grade dance? 376 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,641 Hmm? 377 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:20,731 Chuck told all the girls not to dance with you and we all went along with it. 378 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,330 All of us. 379 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,161 I'm really sorry, Quentin. 380 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,321 No, it's okay. 381 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,970 That was a... 382 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,404 That was a long time ago. 383 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,161 Here. 384 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,325 No, thanks. 385 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,448 There's gonna come a time in your life... 386 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,540 where you're gonna look back on this moment... 387 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,329 and you're gonna think... 388 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,171 "What do I regret more? 389 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,647 "Removing Chuck's eyebrow... 390 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,366 "or not removing Chuck's eyebrow?" 391 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,530 All right, give it to me. 392 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,620 What the...? 393 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,765 Look at us. We're ninjas! 394 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,160 Maybe you're a ninja. I'm not a ninja. 395 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,370 You're a ninja too. Just a really awkward one. 396 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,124 I can feel my heart beating in my chest. 397 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,601 That's how you know you're having fun. 398 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,088 Okay. So what's this about? 399 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,641 Come on. 400 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,643 Well, at the end of a grand adventure... 401 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,122 one must pause and reflect on one's achievements. 402 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,291 And the best place in Orlando to do that... 403 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,646 is the SunTrust building. 404 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,768 - Stop. - What? 405 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,325 - Stop it. - What? 406 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,130 You promised me no breaking and entering. 407 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,362 We're not breaking and entering. 408 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,170 We're just entering. 409 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,481 Very clever. 410 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,007 I can't get arrested tonight. Or ever. 411 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,660 You won't! 412 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,171 It's the SunTrust building. 413 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,845 There's gotta be a guard or something. 414 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,082 Well, of course there is. 415 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,330 His name's Gus. 416 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,900 - You know the name of the... - Yep. 417 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,060 Of course you do. Yeah, you know the name of the guard. 418 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,684 - Hey, Margo. - Hey, Gus. 419 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,002 Do you mind if we go upstairs for a bit? 420 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,328 - Mi casa es su casa. - Cool. 421 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,641 Who's the kid? 422 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,370 - It's Q. - Me? 423 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,762 I'm six months older than her. 424 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,260 Welcome to my office. 425 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,806 Nice music. 426 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,361 Soothing sounds of corporate America. 427 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,890 Whoa! 428 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,566 Come here. 429 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,367 Okay, so, over there is Jefferson Park. 430 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:31,841 Mmm-hmm. 431 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,841 All the lights are off, so that's good. 432 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,651 And over here is Chuck's house. 433 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,802 No lights, no cops. 434 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,684 Seems quiet. 435 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,084 I think we're in the clear. 436 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,891 It's beautiful. 437 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,845 You think so? 438 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,001 Uh... 439 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,849 From a distance, I mean. 440 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,206 Yeah. 441 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,763 Everything's uglier up close. 442 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,925 Not you. 443 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,441 It's a paper town. 444 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,761 Hmm? 445 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,491 Look at it. 446 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:27,008 All those paper houses and paper streets and... 447 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,922 And the people, too. 448 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,891 I've lived here 11 years... 449 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,281 and I've never come across anyone 450 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,880 that cares about anything that matters. 451 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,211 Okay, I'll try not to take that personally. 452 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,563 Here's a tip, Quentin. 453 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,041 You're cute when you're confident. 454 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,722 Less when you're not. 455 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,321 Hey. 456 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,844 May I have this dance? 457 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,684 You owe me one. 458 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,364 Maybe things would have been different... 459 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,761 if I'd hung out with you this whole time. 460 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,169 It's not too late. 461 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,485 Whoa! 462 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,081 Hey, Margo. 463 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,328 What happens now? 464 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,721 Will things be different... 465 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,525 tomorrow? 466 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,765 I really hope so. 467 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,763 - Yeah? - Yeah. 468 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,089 Me, too. 469 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,282 Okay, you see this? 470 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,966 This is your comfort zone. 471 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,089 It's this big, Quentin. 472 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,084 All the things that you want in the world... 473 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,969 are way out there. 474 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,805 The way you felt tonight... 475 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,291 that is the way you should feel 476 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,805 your whole life. 477 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,481 All right. 478 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:41,971 See you. 479 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,011 Hey. 480 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,851 Hey! 481 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,443 Morning, sleepyhead. 482 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,204 Been trying to wake you for 20 minutes. 483 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,691 Some dream you must have been having. 484 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,848 Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself... 485 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,126 is used to cut diamonds. 486 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,401 That's a good one. 487 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,641 Q. 488 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:04,881 What are you doing? 489 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,041 What? 490 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,521 Nothing. 491 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,049 That was so weird. 492 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,646 I know it was you! 493 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,245 - Relax, relax. - Yo, don't tell me to relax! 494 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,402 I know it was you at Becca's! I'm gonna kick your ass! 495 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:21,721 Are you sure you wanna do that? 496 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,767 I mean... 497 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,408 Even if I enlarge it... 498 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,980 Put that away. 499 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:41,921 Wow. 500 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,690 I'm sorry. This is the part where I get confused. 501 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,968 You did not hook up with Margo Roth Spiegelman? 502 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,531 No, we did not hook up. 503 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:50,367 What? 504 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,646 I'm so confused. 505 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:52,886 What is wrong with you? 506 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,122 Me? What's wrong with you, bro? 507 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,328 Margo Roth Spiegelman, 2:00 a.m., she's single... 508 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,482 she's dancing, it's dark. 509 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,404 And you don't make the move. I don't understand that. 510 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,642 It's not even like that. It's like... 511 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,286 I don't know. We were connecting. 512 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,129 We were on a mission. It was different. 513 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,180 So now what? 514 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,125 I don't know. 515 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,970 I'll let you know when I see her. 516 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,007 You need aglets. You need aglets to exist. 517 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,481 I get that you need them. But to exist? 518 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,051 But Margo never made it to school that day. 519 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,802 Or the next day. 520 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,531 Or the day after that. 521 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,682 Guy heard her singing karaoke in the mall. 522 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,650 Next thing you know, she's signed to his label. 523 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,211 She's in New York right now, recording an album. 524 00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,460 I know for a fact she's in Iceland, 525 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,800 saving the whales. 526 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,201 No, it wasn't Iceland. It was Greenland. 527 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,845 Where did you hear that? 528 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,321 Like everyone else, I started to wonder... 529 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,528 "Where the hell was she?" 530 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,730 What was she doing? 531 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,850 Who was she with? 532 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,570 Why wasn't it me? 533 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,526 I know this is a difficult situation for you. 534 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,328 Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Spiegelman. 535 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,050 Hello, Quentin. 536 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,202 This is Detective Warren. 537 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,085 Sounds like Margo's run away again. 538 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,447 For the fifth time. 539 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,011 - Deb. - What? 540 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,571 Hank, I am tired of this. 541 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,140 She's 18. Let her do what she wants. 542 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,287 What do you know about it? 543 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,403 - Hmm? Me? - Yeah. 544 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,925 When was the last time you saw Margo? 545 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,721 Uh... 546 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:58,561 It was Wednesday, I think. Yeah, Wednesday night. 547 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,526 She came to my window and we talked for a second and then she left. 548 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,687 You guys don't think... 549 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,689 something happened to her, or anything, right? 550 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,564 We know exactly what's happened. 551 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,401 She's bored. 552 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:12,925 She wants attention. 553 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,411 She'll come back when she runs out of money... 554 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,767 or when people stop talking about her. 555 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,848 So you don't wanna file a missing persons report? 556 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,765 She's not missing. She's gone. 557 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,686 There's a difference. 558 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,570 Yeah. Not your top candidates for parents of the year. 559 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,245 But they weren't wrong about one thing. 560 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,009 If she was gone... 561 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,924 she wouldn't be found until she wanted to be. 562 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,411 Yeah, whatever, bro. She left town. 563 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,130 There's plenty other honey bunnies in the sea. 564 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,660 What, like Fattina? 565 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,340 Uh... Ha-ha! 566 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,885 Not "Fattina." It's "Bettina." 567 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,660 - Doesn't even sound like a real name. - Yeah. 568 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,761 What was her last name? 569 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,860 - I don't know. - Just say her last name. 570 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,610 Three, two, one. 571 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,364 It was a one hit, and a quit. 572 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,126 - It was a "hit it and quit it"? - Yeah. I hit that honey bunny. 573 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,611 I've told you guys this so many times. 574 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:56,740 I don't wanna go over this again. 575 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:57,860 Tell us. I wanna hear it again. 576 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,121 Cousin's house. 577 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,725 Right, Bettina was your cousin. I forgot. 578 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,450 No! Bettina was not my cousin! 579 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,722 - You slept with your cousin. - Not my cousin. 580 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,620 It's so hard when you wanna sleep 581 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,860 with someone that's not in your family. 582 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:08,961 No! 583 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,128 - "Man, I slept with someone in my family." - No, no, no. 584 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:14,285 I just feel if we're gonna validate the story, could we get a couple details? 585 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,891 All right, I'll give it to you straight. 586 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,168 So, I'm in Saskatchewan. 587 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,460 My cousin Danny's like, 588 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:20,766 "Yo, Ben, I'm throwing a party." 589 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,769 I'm like, "Yo, what's up? Let's do it." 590 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,809 So, he throws a party. Bettina comes over, looks at me. 591 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,321 She's like, "What?" We go upstairs... 592 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,084 So, she's making strange noises? 593 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,300 No, she's making a call. 594 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,845 Like a bird makes to another bird. 595 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,081 So you walked in, and Bettina went... 596 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,924 Mating time, bro. Mating time. 597 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,684 Just say something true. 598 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,330 What do you mean, "Say something true"? 599 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,811 Just say anything true. 600 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,166 I'm saying all this is true. 601 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,287 I so don't believe you. 602 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,121 It's true! 603 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,691 What, you don't believe me? 604 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,001 No, no. 605 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,525 That's fine. Go poop. 606 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,322 Shut up! Shut up. 607 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,260 We're not even talking about me. 608 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,089 We're talking about you and Angela. 609 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,169 - Little honey bunny. - Don't call her "honey bunny." 610 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,687 - You gonna tap that ass, son? - Don't call me "son." 611 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,490 - When you gonna get up in it? - Don't say "tap that ass." 612 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,290 - Do a little dance for her. - Stop. 613 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,204 Show her what you're working with. Come on. 614 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,524 If you must know, we're... 615 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,886 We're waiting till prom. 616 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,260 Why? 617 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,887 Because we want it to be special. 618 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,326 Radar, that's so beautiful. I think... 619 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,100 I think I wanna be with you. 620 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:30,727 Stop. 621 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,041 - Hey, guys. - Stop. 622 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,406 Hey, guys. 623 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,561 What? 624 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,041 There's something in Margo's window. 625 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,530 Has that thing always been there? 626 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,364 I don't know. The shade's never drawn. 627 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,620 "Woody Guthrie, folk singer. 628 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,326 "Born 1912. Died 1967." 629 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,925 Come and sit by my side, if you love me 630 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,769 It's looking right at you, Q. 631 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,980 Do not hasten to bid me adieu 632 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,320 I know. 633 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,090 - Hey, Ruthie. - Hey, Quentin. 634 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,402 Your parents aren't home, are they? 635 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,607 No, they went to the mall. 636 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,683 Would it be cool if we went up to Margo's room for a sec? 637 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,601 Why? 638 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,460 Just wanted to check on something. 639 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,324 Margo doesn't like people in her room. 640 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,090 Okay, but we're her friends. 641 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,123 No, you're not. And, if you were... 642 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,760 you'd know she doesn't like people in her room. 643 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,804 She has every album ever made, except Woody Guthrie. 644 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:55,921 Up. 645 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,201 Sorry. 646 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,081 Mind if I... 647 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,484 Don't even think about it. 648 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,120 What are you guys even looking for anyway? 649 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,123 We don't really know. 650 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,486 Clues. 651 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,650 We're detectives. 652 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,571 Hey, look. 653 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,325 Holy shit-stickers. 654 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,321 What do we got? 655 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,490 "Walt Whitman's Niece," circled. 656 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,244 - What do you think it means? - Oh! Wait. 657 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,441 What? 658 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,001 I think she's sending you a message. 659 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,366 What message? 660 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,970 "Come find me." 661 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,540 Last night or the night before that 662 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,642 I won't say which night 663 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,731 A seaman friend of mine 664 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,965 I'll not say which seaman 665 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,284 Walked up to a big old building 666 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,087 I won't say which building 667 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,045 And would not have walked up the stairs 668 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,369 Not to say which stairs 669 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,084 If there had not have been two girls 670 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,843 It's a call to arms. 671 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,566 It's a way of her saying... 672 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,690 "Take a risk, asshole. Stop playing it so safe." 673 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,002 Maybe that's what she's been trying to tell me the whole time... 674 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,460 like with the paper towns thing. 675 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,620 She's like... 676 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,820 "I'm making a move, Q. 677 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,571 "I'm going after it. Come with me." 678 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,722 So, if you crack the code and find out where she is... 679 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,570 Can I talk to you? 680 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,005 Hi, Lacey. 681 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,282 You were with her that night, right? 682 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,568 The night with the Saran Wrap? 683 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:49,921 Yeah. 684 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,642 Was she mad at me? 685 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,689 Nah, she was... 686 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,880 disappointed. 687 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,371 In what? What did I do? 688 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,244 That you knew about Becca and Jase. 689 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,488 No, see, that... That's the thing. 690 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,563 I had no idea. If I knew, I would've said something. 691 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,165 Okay, Margo seemed to think that... 692 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,281 She's wrong. 693 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,248 Yeah, I believe you. 694 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,140 It's just, Chuck knew this whole time, 695 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,287 which is awesome. 696 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,205 So, now we're broken up... 697 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,527 and I don't have a date to prom the week before prom... 698 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,728 and my best friend is off doing God knows what... 699 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,644 thinking that I betrayed her, which is something I would never do. 700 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,900 I'm sorry to tell all of that to you. 701 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,286 No, it's okay. 702 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,606 I'm sorry, what did you say about prom? 703 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:36,881 Something about a date? 704 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:41,045 If you hear from her, will you tell me? 705 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,929 Why would I hear from her? 706 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,004 You were with her that night. Her last night. 707 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,889 It has to mean something. 708 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,840 See you, guys. 709 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,131 That was the greatest 30 seconds of my life. 710 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,900 Walt Whitman's from New York. 711 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,240 Woody Guthrie lived in New York for a while. 712 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,401 Maybe that's something. 713 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,164 - You think she's in New York? - It's possible. 714 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,804 Did she ever mention New York or... 715 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,450 No, she didn't mention New York to me... 716 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,204 but I didn't talk to her for nine years, so that's... 717 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,407 Yeah, that's true. 718 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,050 I'm taking Lacey to prom. 719 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,884 - What? - You're what? 720 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,327 You guys didn't see it? 721 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,610 We had a moment back there. 722 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,930 Must've missed that. 723 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,368 "Unscrew the locks from the doors." 724 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,521 It's a metaphor. 725 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,364 But what if it isn't? 726 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,809 What if it's instructions? 727 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,900 Hmm. 728 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,604 I thought there'd be a... 729 00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,410 Just put it back. 730 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,843 Gravity to the second power. 731 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:42,881 Yep. 732 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,611 Radar, what are you up to tonight? 733 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,082 I promised Angela I'd take her shoe shopping. 734 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,446 Shoe shopping? 735 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,371 Yeah, she decided today that she doesn't like the prom shoes she bought... 736 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,980 so I'm taking her to the mall 737 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,606 while their Midnight Madness sale is still going on. 738 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,820 It's a pretty good sale they got going on. 739 00:41:58,920 --> 00:41:59,921 Radar, Radar, Radar. 740 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:01,321 I found something. 741 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:02,921 What? 742 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,086 An address. 743 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:08,289 It wasn't in Margo's doorjamb, it was in mine. 744 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:10,561 8328... 745 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,963 Bartlesville Avenue. 746 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,529 That's not a nice neighborhood. 747 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,484 Okay. Still, we have to go. 748 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,364 But not tonight, obviously. 749 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,885 Wait, what? Why not tonight? 750 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,690 Because you're a rational human being. 751 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,500 And because you weigh 130 pounds 752 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,125 and don't wanna die. 753 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,363 You can't go to a strange building in the Detroit-iest part of Orlando... 754 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:31,646 in the middle of the night. 755 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,050 All right, fine. We'll go tomorrow morning? 756 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,329 But we have school tomorrow. 757 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,451 Not if we don't show up. 758 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,900 - Angela's gonna kill me. - No, she won't kill you. 759 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,980 Every day I walk her to calculus. 760 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,100 She'll survive. 761 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,204 What about Lacey? 762 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,925 What if she's looking for me? 763 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,570 Has Lacey ever been looking for you? 764 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:15,740 We might miss something important. 765 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:16,887 You're missing gym class. 766 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,206 Guys, seriously, if you don't wanna go... 767 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,281 It's not that. It's just, I've never missed school before. 768 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,921 Neither have I. 769 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,451 Yeah, and it feels kind of wrong. 770 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,728 I give you that. It does feel kind of wrong. But it also... 771 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,086 ...feels kind of right. 772 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,366 Am I right? 773 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,124 Using that voice doesn't change anything. 774 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,540 Aw, but doesn't it? 775 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,620 It changes a little. 776 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,180 I think it changes something a little bit. 777 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,645 Doesn't change it a little bit? 778 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,763 We got no time to waste! 779 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,527 Yeah, see? We gotta go right now! 780 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,008 Let's go find Margo! 781 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,445 Start the car, let's go. 782 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,524 Was that Italian? 783 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,480 - A full right? - Yeah. 784 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:10,641 You're terrible at directions. 785 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,086 Whatever. This is it. 786 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,725 This is it? 787 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,128 Why would she come here? 788 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,690 It's locked. 789 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,326 Now what? 790 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,126 Get a rock? 791 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,161 Margo? 792 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,000 Anyone? 793 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,286 Guys? 794 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,780 I think the last time I was this scared, 795 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,370 I had to sleep with the light on. 796 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,780 Last time I was this scared, 797 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,803 I had to sleep with a stuffed animal. 798 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,100 Last time I was this scared, 799 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,725 I had to sleep in my mom's bed. 800 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,700 Q, if I were you, I would get that scared every single night. 801 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:31,485 So, we're in a souvenir store? 802 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,486 No Margo. 803 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,660 For some reason, she wanted you to come here. 804 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,204 This stuff is old. 805 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,440 Guys? 806 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,530 Did you find something? 807 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,241 Paper towns. 808 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,045 Bro, can we go? 809 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,690 What if it's Margo? 810 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,966 What if it's literally anything else? 811 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,441 Goodbye. 812 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,000 In a thousand pages, they talk about whale anatomy... 813 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,362 and in the last 50 pages the dude kills the whale. 814 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,524 So, it's not about a dude killing a whale. 815 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,684 Maybe it's about a guy who actually believes... 816 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,161 that if he chases this whale down and kills this whale... 817 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,971 it's gonna give his life some meaning. That's Ahab. 818 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,921 It's a common misconception that... 819 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,161 ...a lot of people... 820 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,961 Don't forget, final papers are due next week. 821 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,780 Also, pick up your pop quizzes 822 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,530 from yesterday on your way out. 823 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,411 You're not gonna be too happy. 824 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,121 No circling two answers next time. 825 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,140 Like I'm just gonna let you get the one 826 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:43,083 that you didn't mean. 827 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,321 Not cool. 828 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,326 There was a quiz yesterday? 829 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,881 Pop quiz. You missed it. 830 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,691 Is there any way that I can get a makeup test? 831 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,740 It's one quiz, Quentin. Relax. You can still be a doctor. 832 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,020 All right, get out. 833 00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,100 Yes. 834 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,247 Okay. 835 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,260 Hey. 836 00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,361 Oh, hey. 837 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:04,766 Anything? 838 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,260 Did she ever say anything to you about 839 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,362 an abandoned building on the west side? 840 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,885 Like, an old souvenir shop? 841 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,042 No. You think she'd be there? 842 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,441 I don't know, but I think she was once and it's connected somehow. 843 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,722 - See you tonight? - Oh. I don't know. Probably. 844 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:21,780 Let me know if you need a ride. 845 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,881 Okay. 846 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,723 Party at Jase's. 847 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,808 I thought you weren't talking to Jase. 848 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,325 I'm not. 849 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,721 But you can still go to a party at his house? 850 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,484 Everyone's going. 851 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,040 Not everyone. 852 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,844 We should totally go! 853 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,380 - Wait, what? Jase Worthington's house? - Yes! 854 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,084 - Are you crazy? - It's just a party. 855 00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:45,460 We've never been to one of those. 856 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,620 - We've been to plenty of parties. - No. 857 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:49,404 If there's a tuba there, it's not a party. 858 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,540 All right. I don't believe this, Radar. 859 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:51,641 What about Angela? 860 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,460 Angela is a mature, intelligent, 861 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:54,891 understanding woman... 862 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,769 who never has to know about this. 863 00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,922 I don't wanna go to a party at Jase Worthington's house. 864 00:49:59,040 --> 00:49:59,980 You guys can go. 865 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,660 Q, are you seriously gonna spend 866 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,569 the rest of high school pining for a girl that ran away? 867 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,722 I'm not pining for her, okay? I'm trying to find her. 868 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,325 Stop being an asshole. 869 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,420 I'm not being an asshole. 870 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,249 I'm trying to be a regular kid for a change. 871 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,609 - Have fun. - What? 872 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,250 Hello, Quentin. 873 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,049 Margo, where have you been? 874 00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,365 Everywhere. 875 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,170 Nowhere. 876 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,011 You have to get lost before you find yourself. 877 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:08,081 People were worried about you. 878 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:09,287 No, they weren't. 879 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,566 I was. 880 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:14,882 You're sweet, Quentin. 881 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,964 You've always been sweet. 882 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,641 I'm glad you're back, Margo. 883 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,860 But I'm not. 884 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,563 Are you gonna answer that? 885 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,245 - Hello? - Q? 886 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,643 Q, yes! Yes! 887 00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,844 Quentin Jacobsen is inside of my phone, everybody! 888 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,081 Ben, give me the phone. 889 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,321 Stop it! 890 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,660 - Stop. Go lie down. - Stop it! Gonna go party. 891 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,740 Go, sit down. 892 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,171 Hey, how soon can you get here? 893 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,607 It's chaos. We need you. Ben needs you. 894 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,162 No. I told you I'm not going to Worthington's. 895 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,367 Plus, Ben's, like... 896 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,681 Ben's a dick. 897 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,001 You know what your problem is, Quentin? 898 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,009 You keep expecting people to not be themselves. 899 00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:24,969 You are not Ben. Ben is not you. 900 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,327 We're all different people. That's why we're best friends. 901 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:28,527 All right? 902 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,682 Get in your van and get over here. 903 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,806 Besides, Margo's been in this house a million times. 904 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,684 You might even find something. 905 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,688 I think we might be here for a while. 906 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:16,404 I'm gonna be back. 907 00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:26,321 You're so much better than her. 908 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,528 - Yeah, Jase? - Yeah. 909 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,760 Becca. 910 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,286 - Who's there? - Whoa! 911 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:54,766 Hi. Lacey. 912 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,082 What the hell are you doing in here? 913 00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:59,083 I'm just peeing. 914 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:00,740 Well, stop. 915 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,047 - I can't just stop like that. - Okay, fine. 916 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:04,725 Finish and then get out. 917 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,081 Okay. 918 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:14,370 Sorry about that. 919 00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:28,641 You okay, Lacey? 920 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,762 I've been better. 921 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,609 You wanna get in the tub with me? 922 00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,000 Not like that. 923 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:43,004 Not like that! 924 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,480 Um... 925 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,090 Yeah, sure. 926 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,445 Look at me. 927 00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:58,681 Huh? 928 00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:01,690 What's the first word that pops into your head? 929 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,091 I don't know. I can't... 930 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,287 Come on. 931 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:09,161 Beautiful. 932 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,522 See, no. No. 933 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,011 Okay. 934 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:14,681 What? 935 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,365 That's the problem. 936 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:20,684 No one ever looks at me and thinks that I'm smart... 937 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,280 or clever... 938 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,204 or interesting, you know? 939 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,206 I have a brain. I'm going to Dartmouth. 940 00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,260 So, uh... 941 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,203 Is that what you're upset about? 942 00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,681 Becca and I got in a fight. 943 00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:41,811 She called me a bitch and a whore. 944 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,020 And then she stood on a couch 945 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,724 and shushed the entire party 946 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,644 and told them I have chlamydia. 947 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,780 - Oh, man. - Yeah. Which, I don't. 948 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,565 - Yeah. - Anymore. 949 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:55,961 But, I'm not a slut. 950 00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,889 I don't think you're a slut. 951 00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,460 Thanks. 952 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,211 Don't even... Becca's just jealous. 953 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,561 Why would Becca be jealous? 954 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,485 She's dating Jase. She's gonna be prom queen. 955 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,722 She's basically the new Margo. 956 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,244 No one will ever be the new Margo. 957 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,206 You're right. 958 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,761 No one could ever be the new Margo. 959 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:23,925 Really? 960 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,010 - I hate that guy. - Me, too. 961 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,924 - He's the worst. - The worst. 962 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,609 Here, let me help you up. 963 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,241 Thanks. 964 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,446 Hey, if anyone gives you any trouble... 965 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,047 Thanks. 966 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,202 - I can't fight, but... - Thank you. 967 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,602 Hey. I'm gonna catch up with you. 968 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,285 - Okay. - Okay. 969 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:54,841 Valar morghulis! 970 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,365 Dude, put your shirt on. Get down. 971 00:59:56,520 --> 01:00:00,445 - Valar morghulis! - How much did he drink? 972 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,643 I think it's stuck to my hand. 973 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,651 Hey, Ben? 974 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:05,847 Yes, Quentin, approach. 975 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,180 I pronounce thee a knight 976 01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:08,770 of the Hefeweizen Order, all right? 977 01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,169 Thanks, Ben. Hey, we gotta go. 978 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:12,260 No, I wanna party. 979 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:13,441 I think I know where Margo is. 980 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,647 - Wait, for real? - Yeah. 981 01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:15,841 Lacey! 982 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,366 Lacey! 983 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,883 I have to tell you something, okay? 984 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,528 It's not the beer talking, okay? It's the me talking. 985 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,722 I just needed beer... 986 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,451 to get the words from my brain to my mouth. 987 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:30,281 I wanted to say this for a really long time. 988 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,045 Ben! Hey! 989 01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,884 Ben? You all right? 990 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,400 Let's get out of here. 991 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,380 I feel so much better. 992 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:47,460 Let's go, buddy. 993 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,483 - God save the Queen! - Stop. 994 01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:50,846 Radar, I love you. 995 01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:52,405 Don't kiss me. 996 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,300 - Where are we going? - You'll see. 997 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,460 I love you. 998 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:57,220 It's not that shady-ass shopping center, is it? 999 01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,300 What? 1000 01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,401 Q! 1001 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,730 Oh, God. 1002 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:04,006 Isn't this far enough? 1003 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:05,764 No. Come on, guys. 1004 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:06,921 Let's sing a song. 1005 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,081 What? 1006 01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,083 You don't get as scared if you sing. 1007 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,049 Okay. What should we sing? 1008 01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:15,531 I don't know, anything. 1009 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:19,003 Maybe just sing the first song that pops into your head. 1010 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:26,927 I wanna be the very best 1011 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,090 Like no one ever was 1012 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:33,969 To catch them is my real test 1013 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,361 To train them is my cause 1014 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,045 That's the first song that popped in your head? 1015 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:39,201 It's working. 1016 01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:44,526 I will travel across the land Searching far and wide 1017 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:47,531 Each Pokémon to understand 1018 01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,961 The power that's inside 1019 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:53,966 Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em It's you and me 1020 01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,600 I know it's my destiny, Pokémon! 1021 01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:01,402 Oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend 1022 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:05,281 Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em A heart so true 1023 01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,602 Your courage will pull us through 1024 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,331 You teach me and I'll teach you 1025 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:13,723 Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em all 1026 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:18,841 Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all 1027 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:20,300 Gotta catch 'em all 1028 01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:30,841 Hey! 1029 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,220 Oh... Jesus Christ. 1030 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:34,300 Lacey? 1031 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,084 You scared the shit out of us. 1032 01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:39,841 What are you guys doing here? 1033 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,081 What are you doing here? 1034 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,843 I followed you. 1035 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,128 I don't know. I thought maybe you found her. 1036 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,085 No, she's not here... 1037 01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:50,969 but I think I know where she might be. 1038 01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:52,764 Guys, come on. This way. 1039 01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,602 I wasn't scared before, back there. 1040 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,884 Okay. 1041 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:08,045 Just love me some Pikachu. 1042 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,322 I'm more of a Charizard girl. 1043 01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:24,041 What is it? 1044 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,207 Margo hung something here... 1045 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:30,330 and I think it was a map. 1046 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,241 Okay. 1047 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,089 This is Margo's map. 1048 01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:11,608 And this is where she used to hang it. 1049 01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:18,444 So where is she now? 1050 01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:20,360 Let's see. 1051 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:23,931 She is... 1052 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,964 somewhere... 1053 01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:31,884 in upstate New York. 1054 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,646 Can you be any less specific? 1055 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,804 This... general area. 1056 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:39,371 Is there a town? 1057 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:40,800 Let me see. 1058 01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:44,483 Yeah, there's... 1059 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:47,325 There's nothing there, bro. 1060 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:48,970 There has to be something there. 1061 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:56,769 Roscoe, Rockland, Beaverkill, Agloe, Chatham, Wallaceberg. 1062 01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:59,446 These are all the towns in that general vicinity. 1063 01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,126 Are any of them paper towns? 1064 01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:05,380 What's a paper town? 1065 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,561 It's a fake city that map makers would put on their maps... 1066 01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:10,380 so if they get copied illegally, they'd know... 1067 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:11,540 - ...that they're being copied. - Whoa. 1068 01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:12,660 What? 1069 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:14,410 Agloe, New York. 1070 01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,244 "Agloe, New York, population zero... 1071 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,006 "is one of the most famous paper towns in America." 1072 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:20,167 Look at this. 1073 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,523 "The present day population of Agloe, New York, is 1." 1074 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:33,845 She's in Agloe. 1075 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,161 What? 1076 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,606 Agloe. 1077 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,841 Q, you gotta go. 1078 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:39,441 What? 1079 01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:42,206 That's where Margo is. You need to go right now. 1080 01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:43,691 Were you listening, Ben? 1081 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,649 It's New York. I can't go to New York. 1082 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,325 Why? You have a car. What is stopping you? 1083 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,891 Like, 1,200 miles. 1084 01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:50,690 Well, there you go. 1085 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,486 That's 1,200 miles between you and your love of your life. 1086 01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:59,369 Because you love her, right? 1087 01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:04,565 Yeah, I do. 1088 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,180 There you go. Your true love waits. 1089 01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:08,281 You're right. 1090 01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:11,686 I'm gonna do it. 1091 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,842 - Do it! - Wait, I wanna go. 1092 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,001 Wait, what? 1093 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,051 She's my best friend. I'm going with you. 1094 01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:21,841 Okay. 1095 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:23,405 If she's going... 1096 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,085 I'm definitely going. 1097 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,208 Okay, yeah. All right. 1098 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,006 Radar? 1099 01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:32,527 I don't know, guys. 1100 01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:33,681 Come on, buddy! 1101 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,180 If we're all going, let's just make this a trip. 1102 01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:36,460 What about your parents? What about school? 1103 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,085 - Parents, bro. - What about prom? 1104 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,321 Who cares about prom? 1105 01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:40,527 We're not missing prom! 1106 01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:43,845 Okay, fine, we'll get back by prom. 1107 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:45,605 You're really doing this? 1108 01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:46,841 And we're doing it now. 1109 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,764 Doing it right this damn second! 1110 01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:50,684 We got no time to waste, Radar. 1111 01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:52,607 Okay. 1112 01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:54,091 - Yes! - Yay, Let's go! 1113 01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:56,600 We gotta make a stop, first. 1114 01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:04,047 You know how I told you I was staying in to watch the Cosmos marathon? 1115 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,441 I lied. I was at a party. 1116 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,443 Not only that... 1117 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,284 but I drank a beer. 1118 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,966 I didn't drink it, but I held it. 1119 01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,121 Girls were talking to me. 1120 01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:17,964 And now the guys and I... 1121 01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,487 Correction. The guys and I and Lacey Pemberton... 1122 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,285 we're driving to New York. 1123 01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:25,046 Wait, you're what? 1124 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,771 It's a really long story. 1125 01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:30,620 Are you breaking up with me? 1126 01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:31,960 Am I...? What? 1127 01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:34,089 No, no, no. 1128 01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,780 I wanted to be honest with you 1129 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:38,962 and I don't want you to be mad at me. 1130 01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:40,161 Marcus, 1131 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:43,170 why do I get the feeling that 1132 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,770 you're afraid of me? 1133 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,281 I'm not. 1134 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,727 That is... That's... What? 1135 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:52,763 You pretended to like that Ed Sheeran song 1136 01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:54,086 when I know you didn't. 1137 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,651 It was mixed well. 1138 01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,491 You've never once invited me to hang out with your friends. 1139 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,364 That's more about them than you. 1140 01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:05,285 You've never even had me over to your house. 1141 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,484 - Uh... - Why is that? 1142 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:09,241 Hmm? 1143 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,563 It's a story for another time. 1144 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,660 I promise, Angela, one day I will answer that, 1145 01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:17,205 but not today. 1146 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:21,806 I'm not afraid of you. 1147 01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,842 I'm afraid of losing you. 1148 01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:26,441 Aw. 1149 01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:29,610 Marcus. 1150 01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:34,411 Angela's gonna come with us. 1151 01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:36,486 - Okay. - Hey! 1152 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,165 - Hi. - Hello. 1153 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,360 Don't say anything stupid. 1154 01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:43,760 When would we ever? 1155 01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,482 This is definitely the craziest thing 1156 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:47,647 I will ever do in my life. 1157 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,404 Not if I can help it. 1158 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,246 Embedded in a magazine 1159 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,961 Embedded in a drama queen 1160 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:07,580 According to my calculations, 1161 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:10,251 our average cruising speed should be 72. 1162 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:12,020 You're going 64. 1163 01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,180 I don't wanna get pulled over. 1164 01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:14,460 - We're not gonna make it. - We're gonna make it. 1165 01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:15,721 We have plenty of time. We're gonna make it. 1166 01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,180 Excuse me, I hope you don't think that 1167 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,820 we're gonna be back with 20 minutes to spare. 1168 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:20,900 I have a hair appointment. 1169 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,525 Angela has to get her nails done. 1170 01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,768 Do you know how long it takes to put on a prom dress? 1171 01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,364 The answer is all day. 1172 01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:28,900 Plus, my parents wanna take pictures. 1173 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,081 We have a limo coming. 1174 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,900 We have to be back with 12 hours to spare 1175 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,001 or prom is ruined. 1176 01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,205 Prom is very important. 1177 01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:37,540 Thank you. 1178 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:40,406 I have to pee. 1179 01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:41,721 - Ben. - Lacey! 1180 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:45,089 Oh, shit! I really have to pee. 1181 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,247 Pull over. 1182 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,324 No, we can only stop four times... 1183 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:51,764 if we're gonna get there, find Margo, and be back in time for prom. 1184 01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:52,967 How long have we been driving? 1185 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:54,167 35 minutes. 1186 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,562 I'll hold it. Yep. I'm gonna hold it. 1187 01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:59,131 - Good. - I'll hold it. Yep. 1188 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:03,740 - Nope, we gotta stop. - No, we're not stopping. 1189 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:05,140 Bro! You don't... 1190 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:06,260 Just think about something else. 1191 01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:07,691 - Yeah. - Like what? 1192 01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:09,540 - Like rainstorms. - Or waterfalls. 1193 01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,642 An exploding bladder. 1194 01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:13,848 That is not helping, Radar. Not helping. 1195 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:16,170 70% of my body is urine. 1196 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:17,740 I'm going as fast as I can. 1197 01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:18,820 Not exactly true. 1198 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:19,900 I'm going as fast as I'm willing. 1199 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,445 Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna cry. 1200 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:22,806 I'm gonna cry pee. 1201 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:23,961 Oh, my God. 1202 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:25,810 - No. - Here, pee in this. 1203 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,489 No, do not get pee in my car. 1204 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:29,641 - No, Ben... - Gross. 1205 01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,340 Hey! Do you want me to die? 1206 01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:34,300 Do you want me to die? 1207 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:36,448 Why? Why are you doing this? 1208 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:37,761 It's so gross. 1209 01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:39,405 Radar, it's so good. 1210 01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:41,289 Don't say my name. 1211 01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:43,442 Radar, it feels so good. 1212 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,250 Oh, my God. 1213 01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:47,681 Uh... 1214 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:49,761 I'm gonna need another can. 1215 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:50,921 - No! - Grab it! 1216 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,371 - Guys, another can... - Take it! 1217 01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:55,284 I'm switching, I'm switching. 1218 01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,481 Careful! 1219 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:01,805 So gross! 1220 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,406 It's nasty. 1221 01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,321 Yes! 1222 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:08,646 What's happening back there? 1223 01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:11,884 - I'm Ben Starling. - Oh, my God. 1224 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,127 JPHS marching band. 1225 01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:14,281 Oh, my God. 1226 01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:15,620 Keg stand record holder. 1227 01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,620 And now, I am pee-in-the-car champion! 1228 01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:18,700 Ben. 1229 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:20,140 I'm the greatest! I shook up the world! 1230 01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,361 No! 1231 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:29,009 Perhaps we should make one of those stops now. 1232 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,648 All right. This is how this is gonna work. 1233 01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:38,245 If we're gonna keep on schedule, we have six minutes. 1234 01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:40,408 I'm the gas man. I start the fill-up... 1235 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,961 you guys run inside while the pump is pumping. 1236 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:45,441 I take the credit card to the guy behind the counter... 1237 01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:46,980 and hold our spot in line. 1238 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:48,081 I pee. 1239 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,441 - Jesus, dude. - What? I had a lot to drink. 1240 01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:55,125 I've got liquids. 1241 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:56,801 Q? 1242 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,540 Tortilla chips, beef jerky, pretzels, 1243 01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,290 peanuts, Milk Duds, Twizzlers. Got it. 1244 01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,926 And definitely, definitely get cleaning supplies. 1245 01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:04,380 It reeks in here. 1246 01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:05,481 Whoo! 1247 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,609 You like dragons? 1248 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:18,931 No. 1249 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,241 One minute! 1250 01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:26,420 Someone better get me a shirt. 1251 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:27,567 Me, too. 1252 01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:32,407 As soon as the tank is full, I'm honking the horn... 1253 01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:34,562 and all of you guys have 10 seconds to hop back in... 1254 01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:35,846 or I'm leaving your asses. 1255 01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:37,161 Except you, baby. 1256 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:38,281 Aw. 1257 01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,620 You guys need a bag? 1258 01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:42,051 Uh... 1259 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,086 No, thank you. 1260 01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:48,006 Go, go, go! 1261 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:49,601 Six minutes flat! 1262 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,900 Get in, get in, get in! 1263 01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:06,250 Yeah. Nice. 1264 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:08,884 I'm gonna need one of those. 1265 01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:10,961 Thank you. 1266 01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,201 Really? 1267 01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,168 Dude, I just grabbed them out of a bin. I'm so sorry. 1268 01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:22,560 I'm so sorry. 1269 01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:23,801 You kidding me? 1270 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,729 Last time you're going shopping for me, Q. 1271 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,410 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1272 01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:29,922 Yeah, it's better that way. 1273 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:34,521 Coming to your house 1274 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:39,402 Knocking at your door 1275 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:43,180 You mind a sip of wine? 1276 01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:47,020 You cool me, cool me down 1277 01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:49,700 Do you know me you know me, you know me 1278 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,849 Do you know me now? 1279 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,380 Oh 1280 01:13:56,480 --> 01:14:00,140 The kid you used to be 1281 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:03,369 Well, I know that you're still there 1282 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:07,100 I hope you had a great summer 1283 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,362 Mom, I'm sorry. It was super last-minute. 1284 01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:12,380 We're not going to New York City. 1285 01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:13,500 We're going to New York State. 1286 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:15,170 It's way safer. 1287 01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:17,891 Just two days. I love you, Mom. Thank you. Bye. 1288 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:22,900 I hope you had a great summer 1289 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:26,420 A great summer away 1290 01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:30,420 I hope you had a great summer 1291 01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:33,569 A great summer away 1292 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,802 I still can't believe she hasn't called. 1293 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:38,450 They probably don't have phones in Agloe. 1294 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,090 She has a cell. 1295 01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,527 How do we know that she's even still in Agloe? 1296 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:43,920 I just do. 1297 01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:47,642 I bet she's in the middle of the Atlantic somewhere. 1298 01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:49,290 On some billionaire's yacht. 1299 01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:50,860 Maybe she's been back in Orlando 1300 01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:52,086 watching us look for her. 1301 01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,242 Nope. She's in Agloe. I promise. 1302 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:57,404 I admire your faith. It's very romantic. 1303 01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,449 Thank you. I'm on a mission. 1304 01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:00,926 I'm Captain Ahab. 1305 01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:06,326 You do realize Captain Ahab's not the hero of that story? 1306 01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:07,420 Only because he didn't succeed. 1307 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:08,540 I don't think that... 1308 01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:09,620 Q! Hey! 1309 01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,290 Is everyone all right? 1310 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:30,531 I'm okay. Are you okay? 1311 01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:32,682 - Oh, my God. - You guys okay? 1312 01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:34,405 Hey, Ben, you okay? 1313 01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:35,561 Hey. 1314 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:38,401 Hey. 1315 01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:40,521 Your face is bleeding. 1316 01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:42,006 What? 1317 01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:45,100 Ooh. It's not that bad, 1318 01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:46,361 It's just... 1319 01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:56,740 Thanks. 1320 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,326 Thank you. Okay, bye. 1321 01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:05,687 All right. It's gonna be a couple of hours. 1322 01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:08,161 All right. It looks good, considering. 1323 01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:09,651 Considering we didn't die. 1324 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,404 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1325 01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:12,687 What happened? 1326 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,129 There was a cow in the middle of the highway. 1327 01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:16,770 Cow? It was a land whale. 1328 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:19,241 And Ben, at the last second, grabbed the steering wheel... 1329 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,323 spun us to safety, saves our lives. 1330 01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:22,820 You were a vehicular ballerina. 1331 01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,160 I didn't know what I was doing. 1332 01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:26,220 It was the best damn passenger seat driving 1333 01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:29,529 - I've ever seen in my entire life. - Thank you. 1334 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:33,282 Yeah, it's what I'm here for, so... 1335 01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:34,845 All right, now what do we do? 1336 01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:36,367 We wait. 1337 01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:38,761 I think we could probably all use some rest. 1338 01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:40,001 Seriously. 1339 01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:42,729 How we doing on time? 1340 01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:45,642 I'll miss my hair appointment... 1341 01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:47,165 but a few hours won't hurt us. 1342 01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:56,681 Guys, before this week... 1343 01:16:56,880 --> 01:17:00,089 I think the craziest thing that we did was sneak into Snow Dogs without paying. 1344 01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:01,480 Snow Dogs. 1345 01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:03,011 I love that movie. 1346 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,780 Remember the time that we stole your dad's cigars... 1347 01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:06,847 then we all smoked them behind the house? 1348 01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:09,440 - You couldn't stop coughing. - Yeah. It was gross! 1349 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:10,940 That was disgusting. 1350 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:13,100 - I don't think you're supposed to inhale it. - Good times. 1351 01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:14,281 Remember that time when we were all 1352 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:17,841 definitely gonna die but then Ben grabbed the steering wheel and we didn't die? 1353 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,445 Pretty awesome. 1354 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:21,602 Thank you. Thank you. 1355 01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:26,125 Yeah, I can't believe it's almost over. 1356 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:27,520 The road trip? 1357 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:28,761 High school. 1358 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:30,685 We hate high school. 1359 01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:32,444 He's right, though. 1360 01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:34,700 I've been thinking about it a lot lately. 1361 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,484 The lastness of it all. 1362 01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,927 The last time we'll ever be together in the band room. 1363 01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,580 Last time we'll ever eat pizza 1364 01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:42,921 and nasty tater tots in the cafeteria. 1365 01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:45,082 Last homeroom, last science lab. 1366 01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,651 These are all terrible, terrible things. 1367 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,609 That we're never gonna get to do again. 1368 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,460 And, like, this stuff. 1369 01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:54,561 Hmm? 1370 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,564 Well, I'm going to UCF. 1371 01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,140 You're going to North Carolina, 1372 01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:00,765 you're going to Boston. 1373 01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:03,560 We've known each other since we were fetuses. 1374 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:08,969 And it's not gonna be like that anymore. 1375 01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,723 And that's gonna suck for me. 1376 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,125 Me, too. 1377 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:20,602 Stop. You guys are bumming me out. 1378 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:23,168 We can't sleep. 1379 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:24,481 You wanna take a walk? 1380 01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:25,766 Sure. 1381 01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:30,170 - Hey. - Hey. 1382 01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:31,731 You cold? 1383 01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:32,881 Yeah. 1384 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:34,561 Actually... 1385 01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:36,420 I'm feeling like I'm gonna probably 1386 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:37,567 get some sleep, too. 1387 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:40,641 Yeah. 1388 01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:42,771 All right, see you. 1389 01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:44,126 Bye. 1390 01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:51,402 What was it you wanted to tell me... 1391 01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:55,770 back at Jase's house, before you puked yourself? 1392 01:18:58,720 --> 01:18:59,960 Nah. 1393 01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,287 It was something stupid, probably. 1394 01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:06,445 I don't know. I didn't really know you then. 1395 01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,921 You're not kind of what I had thought. 1396 01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:11,321 What'd you think? 1397 01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:13,687 You know... 1398 01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:14,887 What? 1399 01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:18,764 That you were hot... 1400 01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:20,685 and your face... 1401 01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:24,121 and torso. 1402 01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:25,765 I'm sorry. 1403 01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:29,049 Listen, you are all those things, obviously. 1404 01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:30,480 But, um... 1405 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:34,403 You're also pretty cool. 1406 01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:39,571 Drive all this way for your friend, I don't know. 1407 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,728 If you ask me, someone like Margo doesn't really deserve you. 1408 01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,406 You know? 1409 01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,481 Would you wanna go to prom with me? 1410 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:06,401 Yes. 1411 01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:08,727 Okay. 1412 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:09,927 Yes. 1413 01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:11,241 Okay. 1414 01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:13,287 Yes. 1415 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:15,649 Wait, say that again? 1416 01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:17,245 You're really gonna make me say it again? 1417 01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:19,289 Black Santas? 1418 01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:21,727 I know. I know. 1419 01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:25,967 I know it sounds weird. 1420 01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,361 It's actually 20 times weirder in person. 1421 01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:32,561 No, I think it's progressive. 1422 01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,966 No, you don't! 1423 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:38,090 I do! Santa is a construct. 1424 01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:39,220 It doesn't make sense 1425 01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:41,209 that he's always an old white guy. 1426 01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:43,740 I think that it's cool that your parents are willing 1427 01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:45,604 to embrace the complexity of that idea. 1428 01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:47,410 Yeah, I think about that every morning... 1429 01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:50,768 when I eat my Lucky Charms with a little black Santa spoon. 1430 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:17,340 You don't have to speak 1431 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:21,525 Just keep me company 1432 01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:30,290 Be mine 1433 01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:37,242 Be mine 1434 01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:42,642 Be mine 1435 01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:49,481 Cool. Thank you. 1436 01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:50,846 So long. 1437 01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:00,806 Hey. 1438 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:04,285 What's that look on your face? 1439 01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:06,289 What? What look? 1440 01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:09,211 You look like... You're acting very strange. 1441 01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:10,686 You are. 1442 01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:12,524 You got a weird little grin on your face. 1443 01:22:12,680 --> 01:22:13,700 What is that about? 1444 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:14,820 I don't know what you're talking about. 1445 01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:16,570 Scoot! Scoot. 1446 01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:18,180 Ben, did you notice something about him? 1447 01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:19,486 He looks kinda strange, like he's... 1448 01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:21,648 You're grinning or something. What happened? 1449 01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:23,761 I have news. 1450 01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:25,681 What? 1451 01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:28,044 I'm going to prom with Lacey Pemberton. 1452 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,725 - Holy shit! Really? - Yeah. 1453 01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:30,967 - Congratulations, man. - I know, dude. 1454 01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:32,451 Bloody Ben and Lacey Pemberton. 1455 01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:34,011 Angela and I had sex. 1456 01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:35,161 Dude! 1457 01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:36,481 - What? - What? 1458 01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:37,940 You just had sex with Angela? 1459 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,020 Bro, are you serious? 1460 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:40,167 Yeah. Don't tell her I told you. 1461 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,089 What are you guys talking about? 1462 01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:47,081 Books. 1463 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:49,445 - Books? - Books? 1464 01:22:49,680 --> 01:22:51,444 I told them. 1465 01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:52,927 Bro. 1466 01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:56,122 I thought you could make it to Scranton. 1467 01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:57,810 I really did. 1468 01:22:57,960 --> 01:22:58,961 - Shotgun! - Move! 1469 01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:04,571 All right, Radar, big man, what's the ETA? 1470 01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:07,140 If we continue at yesterday's pace, we should be there in four hours. 1471 01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:08,220 All right. 1472 01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:10,527 Dude, awesome. That leaves an hour to find Margo... 1473 01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:12,250 tell her you love her. 1474 01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,607 Back in time for an amazing prom. 1475 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:16,361 Agloe, here we come. 1476 01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:26,928 Hey! Check it out, ladies and gentlemen. 1477 01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:30,564 This is insane. 1478 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,620 On a drive I'm taking backroads 1479 01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:46,740 High against where the rivers are flowing 1480 01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:51,767 I didn't think that our love had grown 1481 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,860 Cross the bridge 1482 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:59,100 To redefine your pain 1483 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,860 Wide awake 1484 01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:05,540 I rearrange the way I listen in the dark 1485 01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:10,931 Dreaming of starting up again 1486 01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:22,420 According to Omnictionary, 1487 01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:23,931 this should be it. 1488 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:09,840 Margo? 1489 01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:39,646 No? 1490 01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:42,290 Let's look around. 1491 01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:46,961 Okay. 1492 01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:48,321 Yeah, all right. 1493 01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:35,323 How are we doing on time? 1494 01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:42,081 If we wanna make it back for prom, we should probably... 1495 01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:44,380 go. 1496 01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:46,482 She'll be here. I know it. 1497 01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:52,051 - Q... - She'll be here. I know it. 1498 01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:53,850 I know it. 1499 01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:59,170 It's time to go, Q. 1500 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:01,001 He's right. 1501 01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:03,003 Guys, we can't give up yet. It's Margo. 1502 01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:05,162 She's probably sitting, watching right now, laughing. 1503 01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:06,300 This is our final test. 1504 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:07,640 You promised we'd be back for prom. 1505 01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:09,450 Not that again. Seriously? 1506 01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:10,580 I don't wanna miss prom, either. 1507 01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:13,140 Five seconds ago, you couldn't get a date to prom if your life depended on it. 1508 01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:15,227 And now, suddenly, it's the end of the world if you're not there. 1509 01:27:15,328 --> 01:27:19,163 Just because you don't give a shit about prom it doesn't mean that nobody else does. 1510 01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:21,322 Prom is more important than your best friend? 1511 01:27:21,440 --> 01:27:22,646 That's what you're saying? 1512 01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:26,286 No. That's not what I'm saying. 1513 01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:29,020 Why did you even come if you're not gonna see this through? 1514 01:27:29,120 --> 01:27:30,380 Because I thought it would be fun... 1515 01:27:30,480 --> 01:27:32,100 because I wanted to spend time with my two best friends... 1516 01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:34,321 before we leave for college and probably never see each other again. 1517 01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:35,567 Yeah, wasn't this fun for you? 1518 01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:37,370 Not if I don't find Margo. Don't you get it? 1519 01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:40,291 If I don't find Margo, it's not fun. It's all for nothing. 1520 01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:45,170 Wow, okay. 1521 01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:49,521 What about you, Lacey? Don't you wanna find her? 1522 01:27:49,680 --> 01:27:50,806 I thought I did... 1523 01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:53,408 but you know what, Quentin? 1524 01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:56,484 I came all this way because I was worried about her. 1525 01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:58,290 Do you think she'd do the same for me? 1526 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:02,448 Would she do it for you? 1527 01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:05,165 Come on. 1528 01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:11,885 I'm gonna stay. 1529 01:28:12,040 --> 01:28:13,420 I'm gonna find a bus back to Orlando. 1530 01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:14,660 Have a great prom, everybody. 1531 01:28:14,760 --> 01:28:16,330 - Q. - No. 1532 01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:19,009 Go. Go. 1533 01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:23,885 Are you serious? 1534 01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:29,126 Q, let's go. 1535 01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:30,940 I'm not going! Okay? I'm not going! 1536 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:33,122 All right, great. Good luck! 1537 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,048 I'm trying to get home to Orlando. 1538 01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:06,970 - Here you go. - Okay. 1539 01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:01,880 Margo? 1540 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:13,370 Quentin. 1541 01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:14,726 Hi! 1542 01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:21,881 I knew I'd find you. I knew it. 1543 01:31:26,960 --> 01:31:28,962 I can't believe you're here. 1544 01:31:30,360 --> 01:31:31,646 How are you? 1545 01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:35,364 Wait, what? What do you mean you can't believe I'm here? 1546 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:37,729 I'm just a little surprised. 1547 01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:39,220 Wait, what are you surprised about? 1548 01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:40,810 I followed the clues... 1549 01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:42,450 I found that note that you left in my door... 1550 01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:45,007 and then I saw the "You will go to the paper towns..." 1551 01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:46,491 I read the whole Walt Whitman... 1552 01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:48,766 and, you know... 1553 01:31:50,720 --> 01:31:53,121 You left those clues for me, right? 1554 01:31:54,600 --> 01:31:56,409 Yeah, I always leave clues... 1555 01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:57,580 Yeah. 1556 01:31:57,680 --> 01:32:01,127 ...so you'd know I was fine. That I was okay. 1557 01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:08,684 I didn't think you would come all this way. 1558 01:32:13,920 --> 01:32:16,002 Wait, what did you think? 1559 01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:21,051 Quentin, what are you doing here? 1560 01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,282 I'm in love with you. 1561 01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:36,407 You're in love with me. 1562 01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:37,925 Yes. 1563 01:32:38,080 --> 01:32:39,730 Quentin... 1564 01:32:40,480 --> 01:32:41,481 come on. 1565 01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:43,722 I've loved you since we were kids. 1566 01:32:44,240 --> 01:32:47,926 And I've never stopped loving you every single day since. 1567 01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:50,202 You're not in love with me. 1568 01:32:50,360 --> 01:32:51,964 Don't say that. 1569 01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:53,804 You don't even know me. 1570 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,411 Yeah, I do. Don't say that I don't... 1571 01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:57,767 I don't even know me. 1572 01:32:57,920 --> 01:33:01,208 Q, I have no idea who I am. 1573 01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:04,011 Why do you think I'm here? 1574 01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:08,801 I... 1575 01:33:10,920 --> 01:33:11,921 I thought... 1576 01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:24,371 Why are you here? 1577 01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:29,568 Can I buy you a drink? 1578 01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:32,041 Thank you. 1579 01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:35,286 I'd been planning to leave for a while, actually. 1580 01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:38,690 I would graduate, do the whole cap and gown thing... 1581 01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:41,884 and then, the next morning... Poof. 1582 01:33:42,520 --> 01:33:43,521 Into thin air. 1583 01:33:43,720 --> 01:33:47,088 And then I found out about the whole Jase thing, and that was it. 1584 01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:49,967 I couldn't take another second of that place. 1585 01:33:50,840 --> 01:33:52,285 It was really that bad? 1586 01:33:52,480 --> 01:33:53,606 You know what it's like. 1587 01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:54,841 Yeah, but... 1588 01:33:55,400 --> 01:33:56,740 I don't know. You had everything. 1589 01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,330 You were Margo Roth Spiegelman. 1590 01:33:58,480 --> 01:34:00,369 That's it. That's the problem, Q. 1591 01:34:00,520 --> 01:34:02,602 That's exactly what I'm talking about. 1592 01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:05,047 People have always looked at me 1593 01:34:05,160 --> 01:34:07,447 and seen what they wanted to see. 1594 01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:10,521 And yes, I know... 1595 01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:13,126 I cultivated it a little. 1596 01:34:13,280 --> 01:34:15,806 "The myth of Margo Roth Spiegelman." 1597 01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:19,526 But it's just a fantasy. 1598 01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:21,920 And there we were... 1599 01:34:22,040 --> 01:34:23,700 at the top of the SunTrust building, 1600 01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:26,121 looking down on the city. 1601 01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:28,687 And all I could think about... 1602 01:34:29,640 --> 01:34:33,361 was how I felt just as paper as everything else. 1603 01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:37,961 Hmm. 1604 01:34:38,880 --> 01:34:40,609 So then you came here? 1605 01:34:42,320 --> 01:34:45,130 A paper town for a paper girl. 1606 01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:48,780 Not a lot to do, but it's a great place 1607 01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:50,405 to read and think. 1608 01:34:53,480 --> 01:34:54,720 Can I ask you something? 1609 01:34:54,880 --> 01:34:56,120 Of course. 1610 01:34:59,040 --> 01:35:01,566 Where do I fit in to all this? 1611 01:35:02,480 --> 01:35:04,060 You were my first partner in crime. 1612 01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:06,288 I wanted you to be my last. 1613 01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:10,244 And you surprised me that night. 1614 01:35:10,840 --> 01:35:12,410 You really did. 1615 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:15,924 You're a way better ninja than I expected. 1616 01:35:22,920 --> 01:35:25,651 You know, Q, I'm really sorry. 1617 01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:27,211 For what? 1618 01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:29,001 For all of it. 1619 01:35:30,160 --> 01:35:31,764 The clues. 1620 01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:34,207 Not being a better friend. 1621 01:35:35,240 --> 01:35:37,402 Ruining your last few weeks of high school. 1622 01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:45,211 You didn't. 1623 01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:46,900 What? 1624 01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:49,890 You didn't ruin my last few weeks of high school. 1625 01:35:50,040 --> 01:35:51,451 In fact... 1626 01:35:53,880 --> 01:35:56,565 I think they were the best weeks of my life. 1627 01:35:58,960 --> 01:36:00,928 First party. 1628 01:36:01,480 --> 01:36:03,050 First road trip. 1629 01:36:03,720 --> 01:36:06,007 My first time cutting class. 1630 01:36:08,440 --> 01:36:11,125 Everybody else is doing things for the last time... 1631 01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:17,161 but I was doing them for the first. So... 1632 01:36:18,960 --> 01:36:20,450 don't apologize. 1633 01:36:21,040 --> 01:36:22,246 Because... 1634 01:36:23,880 --> 01:36:26,247 none of that would have happened without you. 1635 01:36:40,440 --> 01:36:42,761 Are you sure you don't want to come back? 1636 01:36:44,760 --> 01:36:47,604 College, job, husband. 1637 01:36:47,760 --> 01:36:50,001 The allure of a life rightly lived. 1638 01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:53,363 That's not me. You know it isn't. 1639 01:36:55,440 --> 01:36:58,364 So, what's the plan? 1640 01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:01,326 I have absolutely no idea... 1641 01:37:03,320 --> 01:37:05,687 but I'm excited to find out. 1642 01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:09,964 You know, you... 1643 01:37:10,360 --> 01:37:13,170 you may not be the myth we made you out to be... 1644 01:37:14,960 --> 01:37:16,405 but you're still pretty something. 1645 01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:22,121 You're pretty something yourself. 1646 01:37:46,400 --> 01:37:48,562 You could come with me, you know. 1647 01:37:50,600 --> 01:37:52,020 You can't imagine how many times 1648 01:37:52,120 --> 01:37:54,566 I dreamed you would say those words. 1649 01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:02,085 But I have to go. 1650 01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:11,881 Hey. 1651 01:38:14,240 --> 01:38:15,844 Do you want to call your sister? 1652 01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:17,729 She misses you. 1653 01:38:18,920 --> 01:38:20,126 We talk every day. 1654 01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:28,690 I'll see you. 1655 01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:48,820 What a treacherous thing it is 1656 01:38:48,920 --> 01:38:51,161 to believe that a person is more than a person. 1657 01:38:53,040 --> 01:38:56,647 Margo was not a miracle. She was not an adventurer. 1658 01:38:57,200 --> 01:38:59,851 She was not some fine, precious thing. 1659 01:39:00,840 --> 01:39:03,161 She was a girl. 1660 01:39:13,360 --> 01:39:16,443 It took me a long time to realize how wrong I was. 1661 01:39:19,800 --> 01:39:21,723 And not just about Margo. 1662 01:39:23,920 --> 01:39:26,127 I was wrong about a lot of things. 1663 01:39:35,280 --> 01:39:37,931 I used to believe everyone gets a miracle. 1664 01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:41,165 And I still do. 1665 01:39:42,760 --> 01:39:44,842 But as it turns out... 1666 01:39:46,720 --> 01:39:48,324 my miracle... 1667 01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:51,170 was this. 1668 01:39:52,080 --> 01:39:54,003 Don't stop, no, I'll never give up 1669 01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:56,420 And I'll never look back just hold your head up 1670 01:39:56,520 --> 01:39:58,807 And if it gets rough it's time to get rough 1671 01:39:59,760 --> 01:40:00,900 They keep saying 1672 01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:02,604 Don't stop, no, it's never enough 1673 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:05,002 I'll never look back never give up 1674 01:40:05,280 --> 01:40:07,567 And if it gets rough it's time to get rough 1675 01:40:08,440 --> 01:40:10,860 But now I'm falling, falling 1676 01:40:10,960 --> 01:40:12,689 Falling, falling, falling 1677 01:40:13,160 --> 01:40:16,448 Falling, falling, falling, falling, oh 1678 01:40:17,640 --> 01:40:19,244 Now we're going down 1679 01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:24,803 And I can feel the eyes are watching us so closely 1680 01:40:25,600 --> 01:40:28,763 I'm trying not to make a sound 1681 01:40:29,920 --> 01:40:33,288 'Cause I'll be found out somehow 1682 01:40:35,200 --> 01:40:36,929 Don't stop, no, I'll never give up 1683 01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:39,100 And I'll never look back just hold your head up 1684 01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,043 And if it gets rough it's time to get rough 1685 01:40:43,680 --> 01:40:45,444 Don't stop no it's never enough 1686 01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:47,529 I'll never look back never give up 1687 01:40:47,920 --> 01:40:49,968 And if it gets rough it's time to get rough 1688 01:40:55,200 --> 01:40:57,726 So maybe we won't all win the lottery. 1689 01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:00,961 Or marry royalty. 1690 01:41:02,160 --> 01:41:04,322 Or make that last-second shot. 1691 01:41:11,920 --> 01:41:14,651 But that doesn't mean we won't have amazing adventures... 1692 01:41:15,880 --> 01:41:16,881 Aw... 1693 01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:18,481 I want one. 1694 01:41:18,640 --> 01:41:20,847 ...meet exceptional people... 1695 01:41:24,840 --> 01:41:27,047 and make indelible memories. 1696 01:41:30,160 --> 01:41:32,447 The trick is... 1697 01:41:35,160 --> 01:41:36,685 to notice. 1698 01:41:38,160 --> 01:41:40,367 Before it's too late. 1699 01:41:43,560 --> 01:41:44,925 Oh, and Margo? 1700 01:41:47,360 --> 01:41:49,140 Someone said they saw her in New York, 1701 01:41:49,240 --> 01:41:51,811 starring in a revival of The Fantasticks. 1702 01:41:53,680 --> 01:41:56,020 Someone else said she's on the West Coast 1703 01:41:56,120 --> 01:41:58,521 teaching surf lessons in Malibu. 1704 01:42:02,400 --> 01:42:04,368 I don't listen to those rumors anymore. 1705 01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:15,040 Wherever she is... 1706 01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:18,769 whatever she's up to... 1707 01:42:19,640 --> 01:42:21,722 I'm sure it's pretty something. 1708 01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:25,925 But, hey... 1709 01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:28,802 that's her story to tell. 1710 01:42:33,600 --> 01:42:37,300 I know it's not the right time tonight 1711 01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:40,449 But I won't move until this stops 1712 01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:43,040 Go back to the top 1713 01:42:46,920 --> 01:42:48,968 Back to the top 1714 01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:56,242 I'm not scared if you run to me 1715 01:42:56,800 --> 01:42:59,201 Lost like when you were mine 1716 01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:06,580 You can take what you want from me 1717 01:43:06,680 --> 01:43:12,084 Just don't offer me your time 1718 01:43:15,160 --> 01:43:21,122 Stay, life can be long 1719 01:43:22,520 --> 01:43:26,411 Wanna know, wanna know, wanna know, wanna know it's true 1720 01:43:27,320 --> 01:43:32,247 When you say I want you around 1721 01:43:35,960 --> 01:43:37,644 Gotta make me believe you 1722 01:43:40,040 --> 01:43:44,020 I know it's not the right time tonight 1723 01:43:44,120 --> 01:43:47,203 But I won't move until this stops 1724 01:43:47,320 --> 01:43:49,721 Go back to the top 1725 01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:55,448 Back to the top 1726 01:44:04,080 --> 01:44:07,940 I know it's not the right time tonight 1727 01:44:08,040 --> 01:44:11,060 But I won't move until this stops 1728 01:44:11,160 --> 01:44:13,322 Go back to the top 1729 01:44:16,400 --> 01:44:18,528 Back to the top 1730 01:44:19,305 --> 01:44:25,155 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org