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I'll be there.
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Ten, nine, eight, seven,
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six, five, four,
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three, two, one,
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zero.
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I know I don't have to tell you this,
but we need a good one tonight.
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More than ever.
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Rick Gabler from Decca
is supposed to show up.
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This could be our chance
to be signed by a big label.
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This is going to be our kind of audience.
So let's give them what they want.
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All right.
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And Glen, if you could try not to...
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touch yourself while you're singing,
that would be great.
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What? But it's my signature move, Jonny.
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You know it.
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Honestly, mate, it makes everyone
feel sick. Please don't do it.
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They love it, Jonny!
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You like it, really.
That's worth more than music, actually.
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This is our fucking day.
Let's give 100% out there.
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All right, let's do this!
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Give us a kiss.
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Look, Paul, I know I said two weeks,
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but I'm telling you,
this band is on the verge.
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After tonight's gig, the money
is going to start pouring in.
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No, I'm not a thief.
I just need a little bit more time.
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In my flat? To cut my hands off?
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My balls?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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We are the Yellow Blackguards
and we bring you love!
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Fucking cunty bastards!
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Jonny!
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Shit!
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Jonny!
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How was I to know they randomly changed
hippie night into inbred retard night?
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You're our manager. You're supposed
to fucking know these things.
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I mean, seriously, Jonny.
This can't go on, mate.
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- What can't go on?
- This, you know.
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You promising to deliver and us somehow
always ending up in the shitter.
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- Having to run for our lives.
- You can't possibly blame me for this.
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All right, it's not just this.
It's... actually, it's everything.
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Like... example. How long have you been
saying that we're going to do my rock opera?
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- Because I don't see no rock opera.
- I'm working on it.
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What else? All right. We've been gigging for
three years and I'm still not getting laid.
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And that's what it's all about for you,
isn't it, Glen? Getting laid.
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Partly. Yes.
I'm the lead singer in a band.
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I write all these fucking
amazing poetic lyrics as well.
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"You're off, Henry", "Grandma's nipples",
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"Take me to the zoo",
"I fancy that rhino".
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Look, I'm sorry, Jonny, but we're
going to need another manager.
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What? That's ridiculous.
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How is it going to work with two managers?
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No, not like another manager,
like a different one.
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But that's insane.
I'm just about to get you signed.
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And all I'm asking for...
is two more days to sort it out.
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Okay.
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Fine. Two days.
But then we are fucking out of here.
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Our luck is going to change. You'll see.
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Oh, for fuck's sake, Jonny!
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I believe that this nation
should commit itself
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to achieving the goal,
before this decade is out,
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- of landing a man on the moon...
- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Bullshit.
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As you know...
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we've been developing
our space program for some time now,
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planning our 11th Apollo mission
to the moon in 10 days' time.
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The trouble is...
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we still don't have a clue whether
the thing's going to make it or not.
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It's been made only too clear
to me that this is our last shot.
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And that means the Russians will have
a clear run to get to the moon first.
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And do you know what happens if the Russians
happen to make it to the moon first?
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We're going to wind up looking
like a bunch of dicks, that's what.
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You ever seen a movie called
2001: A space odyssey?
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Made by this film director geek
called Stanley Kubrick.
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All set in space and shit.
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Doesn't make a goddamn bit
of sense, but it looks terrific.
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Now, the thing we've been
asking ourselves is this.
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If we've got a guy that can make things
look like they're on the moon,
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then doesn't it make sense to...
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you know, film a pretend moon landing?
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Just in case the real one doesn't work.
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We send Apollo into space.
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If they land...
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great.
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If not, we let them circle around the moon
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while we broadcast Kubrick's images.
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Okay, so, here's the plan.
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We've set up a little meeting for you
in London with Stanley Kubrick's agent.
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He's expected to meet with a Hollywood
producer who has an important project
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for his client. Meet with Kubrick.
Convince him.
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There's enough money in this briefcase
to turn anyone into a patriot.
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- You don't look happy.
- The thing is, sir...
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I just... spent the last three years
in special operations in Vietnam.
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I was led to believe
that I would be given leave.
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Look, I get it. Who wants to go to London,
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be surrounded by a bunch
of hippies and homosexuals?
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But the thing you have to know is this,
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not all Englishmen are actually queer.
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They just look and act queer.
So, you don't have to worry about that.
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- Any other questions?
- Yes, sir.
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It sounds like a rather large operation.
How are we going to keep this secret?
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We'll do what the Egyptians did.
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Bury the architects inside the pyramid.
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- The architects?
- The architects. It's a metaphor.
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Oh, right.
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So you want me to kill everyone.
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Oh, fuck.
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Jimi fucking Hendrix.
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Fucking shit.
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You all right, Jonny?
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Did you do that?
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What do you think?
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The guy looks like you, though.
Doesn't he?
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Of course it looks like me. That's me
if I don't pay back the Ironmonger.
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The Ironmonger?
Are you mad in the head, Jonny?
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He chops people's willies off
with rusty tools.
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- That could be you, your Willy.
- I know that, Leon.
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I needed the money for the band.
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I just got to get them signed,
then I can pay back the Ironmonger.
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Then everything will be fine again.
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Well, you know, on the bright side,
it couldn't get much worse.
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- Yeah, all right, Leon.
- I mean, you've barely got a pot to piss in.
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If you lose the band,
you'll be back on the breadlines.
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All right, Leon. For fuck's sake.
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I'm going to go see Derek Kaye.
He's the one man that can help me.
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Hey! How's this place got all messy?
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So, I said to her, I said...
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I said, get your pussy
out of my Aston Martin
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before I kick it out.
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Kick it out.
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You're an American, aren't you?
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An American. A yankee.
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Yankee Doodle went to town
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Riding on a pony
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Stuck a feather in his ass
And called it macaroni
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Yankee Doodle Dandy
Yankee Doodle went to town
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- I'm so sorry. I'm so clumsy, mumsy me.
- Jesus Christ. No, no, please. Please.
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- Oh, no. We need napkins!
- Please.
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No, look, listen, we can talk about this
when the money's right. Because other...
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Oh, yeah. I'll call you back.
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- Hi, Derek.
- What are you doing here?
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- Can I talk to you? I just need two minutes.
- Right. Two minutes, that's it.
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I've got an important meeting
in five minutes. Just be quick.
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- You've done well for yourself.
- Yeah.
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- Good clients.
- Well, you could do all right, too.
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You just got to try not to fuck
everything up all the time.
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Yeah, that's good advice.
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So, how's your dad's butcher business?
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You working for him yet?
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No. No, I'm not. It's my band,
you know, they're really going places.
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You should hear the new set.
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They're sounding tight.
Last night was amazing.
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The girls were throwing their knickers
on the stage and everything.
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- Good for you.
- Yeah.
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All we need now is a... record deal.
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I thought maybe you could help.
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What? Sorry, why would I risk my reputation
associating myself with you?
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All I'm asking for is an in. You know,
you could introduce me to the right people.
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Yeah, I could. But I'm not going to.
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- Come on, mate. We're cousins.
- What that's got to do with anything?
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Look, I've got to trust the people that
I work with. Frankly, I don't trust you.
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- So, what are you saying?
- I think you're a mess, Jonny.
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You're disorganized, you're ineffective,
you can't deliver.
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Anything else?
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You dress weird.
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- Can you lend me some money then?
- Yeah. Sure. How much do you want?
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Oh, thanks, mate. You saved my life.
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- Too late.
- Come on, mate.
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I only need a few grand. You're loaded.
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Oh, you're... you're... you're bleeding.
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Fuck! Oh, Jesus! All right. Okay.
That's it. The meeting is over.
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- But Derek...
- Just fuck off!
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Shit! Jesus!
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- Fucking oy!
- Prick.
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Fuck.
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Derek Kaye?
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Tom Kidman.
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Johnson Brother films.
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I believe you were expecting my visit
regarding Mr. Stanley Kubrick.
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Right, yeah. I...
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I'll be brief, as I just came
straight from the airport.
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As I said to you on the phone,
we have a proposal for Mr. Kubrick
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that he needs to take extremely seriously.
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Yeah. Cool.
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There's a considerable amount
of money in this project.
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Should Mr. Kubrick decide to say yes.
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For him and for you.
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Now, this is a project of extreme
importance to my employers.
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And it's incredibly time sensitive.
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There's nothing else I can say
without Mr. Kubrick. But...
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I'll be available
to discuss this all afternoon.
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Here's the number you can reach me at.
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If Mr. Kubrick accepts our proposal,
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he gets the money.
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And I would appreciate it if...
you would keep this strictly confidential.
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Leon!
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One sec.
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How are you, man? What's up?
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This is insanity, man.
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I look nothing like
Stanley fucking Kubrick.
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You'll be fine. You've got a beard.
That's all that matters.
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All we've got to do is sit down,
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answer a few questions and just act
like you know what you're talking about.
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But I don't know what I'm talking about.
He's going to clock it...
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Of course he's not. He's some Hollywood
idiot from Hollywood. He's clueless.
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All right, wait, wait.
What films did I make again?
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- Paths of Glory.
- Yeah.
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- Dr. Strangelove.
- Yeah.
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- Lolita.
- Wait, hang on.
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Lolita? Isn't that the pedo film?
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Oh, for fuck's sake, Jonny. No!
Why do I have to be a pedo?
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Why can't I be someone else?
Why can't I be Hitchcock?
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No! You're Stanley Kubrick.
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Listen, I'm not going to let him
fuck me up the arse.
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- What are you talking about?
- I hear stories, man.
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These Hollywood dudes
are at it all the time.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit, I feel sick.
I think I've got stage fright.
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Hang on. I need to relax.
Hang on. Hang on.
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Leon! Leon! What's in the bag, Leon?
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Leon!
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It's repair patch glue.
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Are you fucking joking me?
You're doing this to me now?
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- Wake up, Leon, you fucking junkie!
- I'm sorry.
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Look...
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Take some of this.
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Get more. All of it.
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How do you feel now?
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Powerful. Like a horse.
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Listen. All you've got to do...
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is sit in there for five minutes
and pretend to be Stanley Kubrick.
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- All right.
- You can do it. I know you can pull it off.
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- Yeah. All right. Okay.
- Okay?
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- Yeah.
- Okay. How do I look?
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Okay. Great.
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Shit.
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- Good to see you again, Mr. Kidman.
- Good to see you.
237
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Please meet Mr. Stanley Kubrick.
238
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So good of you to see me
on such short notice.
239
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Sorry. My hands are a bit clammy.
240
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:58,231
- You've got to be an incredibly busy man.
- Yeah. Well, yeah.
241
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,618
Pretty damned busy, all right.
242
00:20:04,936 --> 00:20:06,372
Two beers.
243
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:09,042
- So I'm a huge fan of your work.
- Oh, cheers.
244
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:13,976
I've seen Spartacus, I don't know,
at least five times.
245
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:21,087
- Great film.
- Yeah, it's a good film.
246
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,756
So, you brought the cash?
247
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,097
Anyway, I wanted to...
248
00:20:26,198 --> 00:20:30,113
talk to you about an incredibly
important film project.
249
00:20:30,213 --> 00:20:32,665
And it's extremely time sensitive.
250
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:38,221
And well, we decided that there's only
one man in the world that can pull this off.
251
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,760
And that man is?
252
00:20:50,839 --> 00:20:52,969
Yeah, cheers.
253
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:07,784
Lovely.
254
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:17,927
Anyway, this...
255
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,397
project is of great confident...
256
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:24,584
confidentiality.
257
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,654
So everything I say from here on...
258
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,619
is for Mr. Kubrick's ears only.
259
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:35,144
Right. Yeah, yeah.
260
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:39,633
Usually, Stanley prefers me
to be involved in all decisions.
261
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,585
I talk to Mr. Kubrick alone
or there's no deal.
262
00:21:41,685 --> 00:21:43,403
Well...
263
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,872
I suppose I'll just...
264
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:49,637
- wait outside.
- What? What?
265
00:22:15,749 --> 00:22:17,537
What happened?
You were in there bloody ages.
266
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:20,940
Yeah, amazing.
I really got into it, actually.
267
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,544
By the end, I kind of felt like
I really was Kubrick.
268
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:27,012
That's great. So?
269
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:29,849
- So, what?
- So, what happened?
270
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:34,087
- Oh, yeah. Not my thing, to be honest.
- What do you mean?
271
00:22:35,381 --> 00:22:38,988
It's totally out of my comfort zone.
Not my bag at all.
272
00:22:39,088 --> 00:22:42,328
Not your bag? You're not Stanley Kubrick!
273
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,864
Yeah, but I'm playing Stanley Kubrick.
274
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:49,185
And I had to do
what I thought Stanley would do.
275
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,838
- It's called method acting.
- Are you totally insane?
276
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:55,725
- We just want the cash, Leon!
- What?
277
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,714
Mr. Kidman! Mr. Kidman!
278
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:06,018
Mr. Kidman! I apologize for my colleague.
279
00:23:06,321 --> 00:23:10,423
We've had a chat now, talked it over,
and we've decided he'll do it.
280
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:11,824
Yeah.
281
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:17,197
Didn't you just say that it went against
all of your artistic and moral principles?
282
00:23:18,526 --> 00:23:21,400
Yeah, well, I changed my mind about that.
283
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,522
Yeah, I want to do it now.
I want to do it.
284
00:23:23,622 --> 00:23:26,574
Yeah, yeah, I want it, yeah.
I want it! Now!
285
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,296
Look, just give us the money
and we'll get to work.
286
00:23:33,396 --> 00:23:38,035
You'll get your film and you can go back home
to your hamburgers and I love Lucy.
287
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:51,364
I'm warning you...
I can't afford to be let down about this.
288
00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:55,035
You better deliver or there are going
to be serious consequences.
289
00:23:56,335 --> 00:24:01,090
Do we look like the kind of people
that are going to let you down?
290
00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:07,898
I'll call you in your office
first thing in the morning.
291
00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:23,295
Yeah. No, just jam it.
Just... just jam it back.
292
00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:26,098
- Yeah. No, just jam it.
- I am fucking jamming it!
293
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,434
What do you think I'm doing?
294
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,603
God.
295
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,423
How much do you think is in there?
296
00:24:41,416 --> 00:24:43,499
Fuck.
297
00:24:45,534 --> 00:24:47,902
I never thought it'd be this much.
298
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:52,925
We've hit the jackpot.
That doesn't happen very often in life.
299
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:54,961
No. God.
300
00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:58,848
- These must be the plans for the film.
- Fuck the plans.
301
00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:05,705
- What if he finds us?
- How? By knocking on every door in London?
302
00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:09,509
These guys have got so much money
they don't know what to do with it.
303
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,178
Maybe we should lay low for a while.
304
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,914
You know, keep a low profile.
305
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:16,466
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
306
00:25:16,566 --> 00:25:18,470
Yeah. Definitely.
307
00:25:27,058 --> 00:25:29,979
Everything's going according to plan.
308
00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:33,229
I understand, sir. They're setting up
production as we speak.
309
00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:51,016
So... I'm the lead singer in a band.
310
00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:54,654
Yeah. That's right. It's a rock band.
311
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,989
I could write you a song, if you like.
312
00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:59,108
I can do it right now.
313
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:01,945
You got a sexy ass
314
00:26:02,045 --> 00:26:05,669
I want to lick it, lick my ass
315
00:26:05,769 --> 00:26:08,033
You got a sexy ass...
316
00:26:08,771 --> 00:26:10,573
Shit.
317
00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:17,827
For fuck's sake.
318
00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:24,901
I love you, Jonny.
319
00:26:31,956 --> 00:26:34,360
And in our roundup of news
from the arts world,
320
00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:37,430
Stanley Kubrick,
the British-based American director
321
00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:39,766
has made a rare visit
to continental Europe,
322
00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:44,971
to talk about his new sci-fi film,
2001: A Space Odyssey.
323
00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:48,908
The film depicts space and space travel
as we've never seen before.
324
00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:51,361
The film has left audiences baffled.
325
00:26:51,461 --> 00:26:53,679
Mr. Kubrick said himself,
326
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:56,315
"if anyone understands it
on the third viewing,
327
00:26:56,415 --> 00:26:59,001
we failed in our intention."
328
00:26:59,101 --> 00:27:00,971
Fuck!
329
00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:14,295
Good morning, sweetheart.
330
00:27:23,007 --> 00:27:25,001
Who are you?
331
00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:29,415
Who am I? I'm Derek Kaye.
332
00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:33,219
Who the hell are you? Who let you in here?
333
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:36,473
- You're Derek Kaye?
- Yeah, that's right.
334
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:39,358
You're Derek Kaye?
335
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:44,880
Oh, my God, is there an echo in here
or what? Yes, I'm Derek Kaye.
336
00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:47,089
Who's asking?
337
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:51,337
Well, who was that little fuck
who was in here yesterday?
338
00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:53,673
I haven't got a bloody clue
what you're talking about.
339
00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:55,775
I'm talking about that little fuck
340
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:59,278
that was in this office yesterday
saying he was Derek Kaye
341
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:03,149
and saying he could bring me
Stanley fucking Kubrick!
342
00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:06,352
Kubrick? Oh, come on. That's ridiculous!
343
00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:09,805
Oh, who the fuck is asking?
344
00:28:11,822 --> 00:28:15,995
Right. Listen. I'm not sure which
looney bin you've just escaped from,
345
00:28:16,095 --> 00:28:19,962
but unless you're out of my office in the
next three seconds, I'm calling the police.
346
00:28:20,062 --> 00:28:23,520
Is that clear? One, two...
347
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:30,260
I don't know who it was, I swear!
348
00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:38,084
Give me a name, goddammit!
349
00:28:38,184 --> 00:28:40,586
Or else I'll crush that tiny
little British head of yours.
350
00:28:40,686 --> 00:28:41,719
I don't know.
351
00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:47,226
Fuck.
352
00:28:48,156 --> 00:28:50,357
No, wait! Wait!
353
00:28:50,457 --> 00:28:54,127
Jonny Thorpe. It must have been him
because he was in here yesterday.
354
00:28:55,217 --> 00:28:56,418
Where can I find him?
355
00:28:57,345 --> 00:28:59,088
Coming.
356
00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:02,041
For fuck's sake.
357
00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:05,462
I'm not deaf, you stupid fucking...
358
00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:09,215
Morning, Jonny.
359
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:13,485
- All right, Paul. What's up?
- Not much.
360
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:17,489
- How about you?
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm all right.
361
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,859
Better than all right from what I heard.
362
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:24,647
My mate, the clam said he saw you last night
down at the pub. Splashing the cash.
363
00:29:24,747 --> 00:29:28,067
Yeah, I was going to come
and see you this morning.
364
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:29,951
Had a bit of luck at the races.
365
00:29:30,051 --> 00:29:34,001
So, I've got Mr. Monger's money.
366
00:29:41,145 --> 00:29:43,033
What are you looking for?
367
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:47,336
Look.
368
00:29:58,364 --> 00:30:00,432
You have had a stroke of luck,
haven't you?
369
00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:03,135
Yeah. So, how much was it?
370
00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:06,122
- 200?
- That's right.
371
00:30:06,637 --> 00:30:07,908
Plus interest.
372
00:30:09,775 --> 00:30:12,529
I'm sure Mr. Monger
would like to send his thanks.
373
00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:34,449
You know Jonny Thorpe?
374
00:30:40,971 --> 00:30:42,791
Okay.
375
00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:08,084
- You all right, mate?
- Excuse me.
376
00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:13,973
I'm looking for Jonny Thorpe.
377
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:18,427
He was in the pub last night.
Won a shitload on a horse.
378
00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:21,864
Where is he?
379
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:26,836
- Why should we tell you?
- Well, it'd be better for your health.
380
00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:32,041
Excuse me, Sonny Jim, we're actually
doing a bit of business here.
381
00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:35,088
Plus Jonny's our mate and we don't
go around giving out his address
382
00:31:35,188 --> 00:31:37,529
to cheeky yank bastards.
383
00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:39,716
You get what I'm saying, dickhead?
384
00:32:36,654 --> 00:32:37,789
He lives on Aspern Grove.
385
00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:41,193
If you take a left when you leave here,
then it's your second street on the right.
386
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:44,179
And it's like a 10-minute walk,
or you could take a black cab,
387
00:32:44,279 --> 00:32:47,368
or it's three stops on the number 46 bus.
388
00:33:11,589 --> 00:33:15,861
It's only money, Jonny. And it wasn't
even ours in the first place.
389
00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:18,464
It's not just the money,
though, is it, Leon?
390
00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:22,419
That was our future.
I promised the band a fucking album.
391
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,807
Now I know how that CIA guy
must have felt.
392
00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:32,011
- What CIA guy?
- What?
393
00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:36,049
You just said, now you know
how that CIA guy must have felt.
394
00:33:36,149 --> 00:33:37,750
What CIA guy?
395
00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:40,586
You know, the American.
The guy whose money it was.
396
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:43,023
Wanted to do the whole...
397
00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:46,458
fake moon landing thingy.
398
00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,627
What are you going on about, Leon?
399
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:52,588
You know. The Americans want
to do a secret fake moon landing
400
00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:56,736
in case the real one doesn't work,
that's why they wanted Stanley Kubrick.
401
00:33:56,836 --> 00:33:59,071
You're fucking joking me.
402
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,423
No, why would I lie about that?
It's all in the documents.
403
00:34:01,523 --> 00:34:04,293
And you didn't think that was important
information to share with me?
404
00:34:04,393 --> 00:34:07,379
- That he was from the fucking CIA?
- I thought you knew.
405
00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,548
If I had known,
I wouldn't have taken the money.
406
00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:12,317
I'm not a total fucking idiot.
I don't want to get killed.
407
00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:15,808
- All right, don't make a big deal out of it.
- But it is a big deal!
408
00:34:15,908 --> 00:34:21,441
Don't you get that? This is really fucking
heavy seriously fucking shit we're in here!
409
00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:23,995
- Fuck!
- What?
410
00:34:24,495 --> 00:34:27,766
Why are you worried? You said he was
an American idiot and he'd never find us.
411
00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:32,036
That was before I knew
he was a fucking CIA agent.
412
00:34:32,136 --> 00:34:36,742
Fuck. All right,
we have to get out of here.
413
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,844
- What?
- Come on, Leon!
414
00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:42,548
Hang on. Wait, wait. I'll take this apple.
415
00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:45,201
- For fuck's sake, Leon!
- Just in case.
416
00:34:47,451 --> 00:34:49,238
Fuck.
417
00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:51,991
All right.
418
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:55,427
Grab whatever you can
and let's get the fuck out of here.
419
00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,786
- Hey there.
- You said he was a...
420
00:34:57,886 --> 00:35:02,234
proper, like, dickhead
brainless Hollywood twat.
421
00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:04,903
You going somewhere?
422
00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,855
What?
423
00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:10,176
No.
424
00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:12,712
- Whatever gave you that idea?
- I don't know.
425
00:35:13,012 --> 00:35:16,633
Just you saying, grab whatever you can,
let's get the fuck out of here.
426
00:35:17,683 --> 00:35:20,586
- Oh, fuck.
- Yeah.
427
00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:24,323
I meant... you know...
428
00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:27,326
Let's get the fuck out of here and...
429
00:35:27,426 --> 00:35:30,095
get to work on that bloody film.
430
00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:32,264
Oh, good.
431
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,633
'Cause for a second there
I was worried that...
432
00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:36,768
you might not be who you said you were.
433
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:39,138
Hey there, Mr. Kubrick,
how are you doing, sir?
434
00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:43,559
- How's our little project coming?
- Yeah, pretty good, you know.
435
00:35:43,659 --> 00:35:46,528
- Ups and downs. Actors.
- Yeah.
436
00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:48,480
So...
437
00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:51,450
you two live here together?
438
00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:54,153
- Sort of.
- Yeah.
439
00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:56,822
Kind of strange, isn't it?
440
00:35:56,922 --> 00:36:01,336
The most important filmmaker
of all time chooses to live in this...
441
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:05,225
tiny little piece of shit hovel
of a piece of shit...
442
00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:09,368
with his agent.
443
00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:11,136
A couple of faggots.
444
00:36:11,685 --> 00:36:13,839
I suppose. Yeah.
445
00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:16,241
Mr. Kidman, we really didn't mean...
446
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:20,045
To steal my money? Where's the case?
447
00:36:20,145 --> 00:36:23,848
- We... we had a little issue.
- Where's the case?
448
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:28,520
It was stolen. It wasn't my fault.
449
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:29,788
- What?
- I'm sorry.
450
00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:33,274
- It was what?
- I swear I'll get it back.
451
00:36:33,374 --> 00:36:36,228
- Jonny!
- Who's that?
452
00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:38,730
- My mate, Glen.
- Tell him to fuck off.
453
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:42,118
- What?
- Tell him to fuck off.
454
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:46,005
- Fuck off, Glen!
- What?
455
00:36:46,105 --> 00:36:48,644
Fuck off! I'll call you later.
456
00:36:48,744 --> 00:36:50,977
- But you told me to come...
- Fuck off!
457
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,883
Fucking idiot.
458
00:36:58,283 --> 00:37:00,752
You know how much trouble you caused me?
459
00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:04,155
Look. Please...
There must be something we can do.
460
00:37:04,255 --> 00:37:07,626
- We can help, give you whatever you need.
- I need to get a fucking movie made.
461
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:11,363
Well, we can do the film, can't we, Leon?
462
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:14,633
I know people. I know a director.
463
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:19,755
We can go there right now.
And Leon is an actor, for God's sake!
464
00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:23,708
Please. Give us a chance.
465
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:26,863
We can help you. We can make it work.
466
00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:37,356
Look, the moon landing is only
a few days away, isn't it?
467
00:37:37,926 --> 00:37:39,574
Do you really want to go back to your boss
468
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:43,429
and tell him that you don't have Stanley
Kubrick and you don't have the money?
469
00:37:49,199 --> 00:37:51,544
We must be the only hope you've got.
470
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:53,872
We must be the only hope you've got.
471
00:37:54,222 --> 00:37:58,777
We must be the only hope you've got.
We must be the only hope you've got...
472
00:38:11,021 --> 00:38:13,158
Here's what's going to happen.
473
00:38:13,258 --> 00:38:15,560
We're going to go back
to the original plan.
474
00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:20,966
And then the three of us,
me, and you two fucking assholes
475
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:26,421
are going to film man landing on the moon.
476
00:38:27,771 --> 00:38:30,692
And if you so much as tell
one soul about this,
477
00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:36,800
I swear I will make you suffer
in ways you never even imagined.
478
00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:43,806
I want to meet your guy. Now.
479
00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:04,660
Fucking hell.
480
00:39:13,534 --> 00:39:15,420
Hi there.
481
00:39:15,753 --> 00:39:18,273
- We...
- An angel.
482
00:39:21,592 --> 00:39:25,480
- Is Renatus in?
- Sure.
483
00:39:27,064 --> 00:39:28,117
Follow me.
484
00:40:38,336 --> 00:40:41,106
- Artists.
- Renatus.
485
00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,141
The angel's here.
486
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:47,328
What the hell are you going on about,
you silly cow?
487
00:40:49,179 --> 00:40:52,183
Renatus. Jonny. Jonny Thorpe.
488
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,603
Remember me?
489
00:40:56,487 --> 00:40:57,923
Leon!
490
00:40:58,423 --> 00:41:02,060
Where have you been, my little
pixie friend? Come in, come in.
491
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,495
What's that smell?
492
00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:06,331
- I think it's some kind of petrol.
- I like it.
493
00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:10,035
Just watch this. It's my latest movie.
494
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:12,203
I like your shirt.
495
00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:15,624
- Thank you.
- It's called Bounce.
496
00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:22,747
Together we wander
through the abyss of life.
497
00:41:22,847 --> 00:41:26,618
From light to dark.
And from dark to light again.
498
00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:28,787
And then...
499
00:41:29,287 --> 00:41:33,058
from light back to dark.
500
00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:35,794
And light again.
501
00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,496
Dark again.
502
00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:39,481
And then...
503
00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:42,501
light again.
504
00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:44,502
This guy's a fucking asshole.
505
00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:47,606
Of course he is. He's a film director.
506
00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:50,125
I mean, look at this shit.
507
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,247
So, what brings you here?
508
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,850
Mr. Kidman here is a Hollywood producer.
509
00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:02,020
He wants to know if you'd be interested
in making a film for his company.
510
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:07,526
Films. Films are dead. In five years,
no one will watch films anymore.
511
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:12,047
You know what they'll watch? Computers.
512
00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:18,119
Yeah. This is different, though.
This is about men landing on the moon.
513
00:42:18,219 --> 00:42:21,006
Okay. Topical.
514
00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:24,576
- And what do they do there?
- They just walk around for a while,
515
00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:27,846
plant a flag, and they go home. That's it.
516
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,469
You know what? I think...
517
00:42:31,569 --> 00:42:37,382
that might actually be the best film idea
I've ever heard in my entire life.
518
00:42:37,822 --> 00:42:40,158
- Really?
- I mean...
519
00:42:40,258 --> 00:42:42,241
it's so...
520
00:42:42,341 --> 00:42:43,762
simple.
521
00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:47,849
But at the same time it sums up
the entire human experience.
522
00:42:47,949 --> 00:42:51,597
We land in a strange place,
we wander around, and then...
523
00:42:51,697 --> 00:42:54,706
poof, we're gone.
524
00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:57,342
Yeah, that's what we're thinking,
you know.
525
00:42:57,442 --> 00:43:01,402
- Say something meaningful about life.
- Yeah, like I did with Bounce.
526
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,949
So, when can you start?
527
00:43:05,049 --> 00:43:09,337
So, maybe I could shoot...
528
00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:12,591
- in the Autumn.
- The Autumn?
529
00:43:12,691 --> 00:43:16,695
No, not the fucking Autumn.
We need it in seven days.
530
00:43:16,795 --> 00:43:18,754
Seven da...
531
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:23,735
I can't make a film in seven days.
532
00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:27,775
- Bounce took me three years.
- Right. We're fucking out of here.
533
00:43:28,075 --> 00:43:31,463
Oh, come on, man. I've seen your work.
534
00:43:31,563 --> 00:43:34,796
You're a pro. I mean,
look at this, for God's sake.
535
00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:36,531
- It's genius.
- I know.
536
00:43:36,631 --> 00:43:40,152
I know you can make it work.
537
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,394
Leon... will be the hero.
538
00:43:49,494 --> 00:43:53,831
- Brilliant! Leon's a great actor.
- I know.
539
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:57,235
But it's going to cost a lot of money.
540
00:43:57,335 --> 00:43:59,904
I am going to cost a lot of money.
541
00:44:00,004 --> 00:44:01,740
I need a lot of money.
542
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,302
- We'll get the money. Won't we?
- You're coming with me.
543
00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,279
We'll be back in one hour.
544
00:44:08,868 --> 00:44:10,881
Bye, angel.
545
00:44:16,185 --> 00:44:17,160
Jonny!
546
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:20,258
So, you're going to get
some more money from the CIA?
547
00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:22,827
Why would I want to do that
when you know who took the case?
548
00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:27,332
What? No, no, no.
I never said I knew them.
549
00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:30,423
The Ironmonger's got your money,
and believe me...
550
00:44:30,523 --> 00:44:34,835
they are people you don't want
to mess with. They're bad news.
551
00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:41,112
You just take me there
and you point them out to me.
552
00:44:41,212 --> 00:44:43,348
But they'll kill me if I do that.
553
00:44:43,748 --> 00:44:48,027
And I'll kill you if you don't. So, it seems
to me like you're fucked either way.
554
00:44:56,526 --> 00:44:58,730
- Is this it?
- Yeah.
555
00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:02,150
Can we think about what...
556
00:45:07,504 --> 00:45:11,209
By the way, just so you know,
he doesn't like swearing.
557
00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:13,662
Thanks. I'll try to be careful.
558
00:45:17,685 --> 00:45:20,068
Nice shirt, dude.
559
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,714
Stop, for fuck's sake!
560
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:47,162
Come on.
561
00:46:02,592 --> 00:46:04,295
Jonny!
562
00:46:04,395 --> 00:46:06,484
Nice surprise.
563
00:46:06,948 --> 00:46:09,057
Fuck me, your mom's ugly.
564
00:46:10,335 --> 00:46:12,103
Hello, sweetheart.
565
00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:14,038
She deaf and dumb?
566
00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:16,274
I talk, motherfucker.
567
00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:18,509
Put the gun down, mate.
Have a word, Jonny, will you?
568
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:21,462
Want me to put the gun down?
I'll put the gun down.
569
00:46:21,562 --> 00:46:23,038
Fuck!
570
00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:34,109
Hello, Jonathan.
571
00:46:36,059 --> 00:46:38,112
Who's your friend?
572
00:46:38,828 --> 00:46:40,498
He's...
573
00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:44,736
That case you stole
from this asshole belongs to me.
574
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:50,588
Well, you may not know this, not
from being around these parts, but...
575
00:46:51,028 --> 00:46:55,080
I'm in the business of collecting money...
576
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,082
not giving it away.
577
00:46:58,182 --> 00:47:00,652
I thought Jonathan
might have told you that.
578
00:47:00,752 --> 00:47:02,366
I kind of did.
579
00:47:03,588 --> 00:47:05,924
You know, before I did Tower Bridge,
580
00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:10,395
I did the Eiffel Tower, Buckingham Palace,
581
00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:13,498
St. Paul's Cathedral. That was my first.
582
00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:16,301
Takes a tremendous amount of patience.
583
00:47:16,401 --> 00:47:21,289
An unwavering determination
to get to the end.
584
00:47:23,874 --> 00:47:26,461
No matter what the sacrifice.
585
00:47:40,290 --> 00:47:43,519
I'm sorry, you were saying?
586
00:47:43,619 --> 00:47:46,982
That was a very silly thing to do.
587
00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:56,255
Jonny, get the case.
588
00:47:56,940 --> 00:47:59,177
- Me?
- Don't do it, son.
589
00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:02,397
Jonny, get the case.
590
00:48:03,981 --> 00:48:06,734
- Jonathan.
- Jonny!
591
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,412
Take the gun, too.
592
00:48:20,464 --> 00:48:22,750
Bad choice, kid.
593
00:48:26,603 --> 00:48:29,124
Shit. Sorry.
594
00:48:31,508 --> 00:48:35,731
All right. Nobody moves,
everybody will be fine.
595
00:48:44,387 --> 00:48:46,174
Watch out!
596
00:48:47,524 --> 00:48:49,244
Go!
597
00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:58,052
You fucking bitch.
598
00:49:00,170 --> 00:49:03,691
There's your money. Start now.
599
00:49:06,376 --> 00:49:09,264
Let's get to work. Yeah?
600
00:49:11,581 --> 00:49:13,276
You all right?
601
00:49:36,924 --> 00:49:39,828
How confident are they they'll make it?
602
00:49:40,378 --> 00:49:42,914
70/30.
603
00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:46,000
70 percent they'll make it?
604
00:49:47,584 --> 00:49:49,391
No.
605
00:49:50,588 --> 00:49:53,924
Jesus, Kidman, you'd better come through
on this film, you son of a bitch.
606
00:49:54,024 --> 00:49:57,012
Or we're going to wind up
with this giant dildo stuck up our asses.
607
00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:04,035
- Where's the fucking director?
- I'm sure he'll be here in a minute.
608
00:50:04,135 --> 00:50:07,155
We can start all the technical
stuff without him.
609
00:50:11,641 --> 00:50:14,028
What do we do about gravity?
610
00:50:14,477 --> 00:50:16,364
About what?
611
00:50:24,788 --> 00:50:27,725
- That moon is much too gray.
- What are you talking about?
612
00:50:27,825 --> 00:50:30,394
Thank goodness the other planets
will add some color.
613
00:50:30,494 --> 00:50:33,398
Other planets?
Fuck you talking about, other planets?
614
00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:37,168
There's only one planet.
Planet Earth. Here. Look.
615
00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:41,506
Yeah, but you're not seeing
the opportunity for creative expression.
616
00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:43,641
You don't understand
what I can do with the colors.
617
00:50:43,741 --> 00:50:46,777
It's not that I don't understand,
it's that I don't give a fuck.
618
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:51,299
Look, I have been working for you
all night. You're going to like it.
619
00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:55,019
And I already have alien costumes
I can rent you.
620
00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:59,774
They're from my adaptation of Hamlet.
It's a great opportunity.
621
00:51:00,123 --> 00:51:01,793
- Leon!
- Coming!
622
00:51:01,893 --> 00:51:04,812
- Leon! Yeah.
- Coming.
623
00:51:06,596 --> 00:51:08,916
Check me out.
624
00:51:10,934 --> 00:51:13,871
What is all this crap? Look...
625
00:51:14,271 --> 00:51:17,715
You either do exactly what's written
there or you can go fuck yourself.
626
00:51:17,815 --> 00:51:18,877
Do you understand?
627
00:51:18,977 --> 00:51:20,962
- Go fuck myself?
- Go fuck yourself.
628
00:51:21,062 --> 00:51:23,047
- Go fuck myself?
- Go fuck yourself!
629
00:51:23,147 --> 00:51:25,383
Talk to me like that one more time,
Mr. Hollywood,
630
00:51:25,483 --> 00:51:27,852
and you'll be making your film
with your own fat fingers.
631
00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:30,588
I'm the director and I decide
what's good or bad.
632
00:51:30,688 --> 00:51:34,092
Either that or I pick up
my equipment and my crew.
633
00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:36,944
How do you like them apples?
634
00:51:39,829 --> 00:51:42,533
Renatus! Renatus!
635
00:51:42,633 --> 00:51:44,469
Renatus.
636
00:51:44,919 --> 00:51:47,055
Can I talk to you for a second, please?
637
00:51:47,155 --> 00:51:50,008
That guy is a Hollywood Nazi.
I don't work with Nazis.
638
00:51:50,308 --> 00:51:53,011
It's going to be my vision or nothing.
639
00:51:53,111 --> 00:51:55,313
What if we doubled your money?
640
00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:59,750
Do you think I'm a whore?
I'm an artist. Don't insult me.
641
00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:01,619
Triple.
642
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,471
Okay.
643
00:52:21,721 --> 00:52:23,375
Nothing. It's all good.
644
00:52:36,787 --> 00:52:39,006
What the fuck is that?
645
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:48,549
This is my studio.
646
00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:53,188
There's fucking two of them.
647
00:52:57,307 --> 00:52:59,894
Is that just me seeing that?
648
00:53:13,591 --> 00:53:15,310
Sorry.
649
00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:50,294
Tom Kidman?
650
00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:52,130
Kozinsky, transmission.
651
00:53:52,230 --> 00:53:56,083
Don't ask questions. Just do your job.
652
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:50,199
What do you think?
653
00:55:28,357 --> 00:55:32,129
Right. Strip this place down. Search for any
clues as to where they might have gone.
654
00:55:32,429 --> 00:55:34,248
Pisshole.
655
00:55:35,932 --> 00:55:37,252
Good job.
656
00:55:42,704 --> 00:55:45,340
Hi. Hi, Glen.
657
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:49,146
- What are you doing here?
- Hi, Glen? What about fuck off, Glen?
658
00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:52,061
Hairy Mike told me to come down.
He said there was a scene.
659
00:55:52,161 --> 00:55:54,840
And it looks like he's right.
What the fuck is happening?
660
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:58,255
- Nothing.
- It's not nothing, is it?
661
00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,090
It looks like a bloody carnival.
What the...
662
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:03,327
Honestly, I've got as much
as an idea as you do.
663
00:56:03,427 --> 00:56:07,097
Jonny, should I take
the costumes to the set?
664
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:09,667
Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Ella.
665
00:56:09,817 --> 00:56:11,769
I thought you were supposed
to be sorting shit out for us.
666
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:13,737
I am sorting shit out.
667
00:56:13,837 --> 00:56:18,242
What's all this, then? What the hell
happened to my bloody rock opera?
668
00:56:18,342 --> 00:56:21,662
Well, you know, it's...
669
00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:29,920
Wait. Is this it?
670
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:31,789
What?
671
00:56:32,289 --> 00:56:34,442
Is this the rock opera?
672
00:56:37,126 --> 00:56:38,862
Yes.
673
00:56:39,162 --> 00:56:42,032
And you didn't want to tell me 'cause
you wanted to keep it a surprise.
674
00:56:42,132 --> 00:56:44,118
That's right.
675
00:56:46,703 --> 00:56:49,820
Oh, my God! I can... actually can't believe
you pulled it off! That's amazing!
676
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:54,512
Jonny. I know you want this film to look
like rubbish like it says in the documents.
677
00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:57,366
But could we at least have the jellyfish?
678
00:56:57,466 --> 00:57:00,184
Yeah, in the sky, dancing.
679
00:57:00,284 --> 00:57:03,320
There's no dancing jellyfish
on the moon, is there?
680
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:06,357
Oh, really? Have you been there?
681
00:57:06,457 --> 00:57:08,125
No.
682
00:57:08,225 --> 00:57:10,561
Is this the director?
683
00:57:12,061 --> 00:57:16,200
Yeah. Glen, meet Renatus, the director.
684
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:19,153
Renatus, this is Glen.
685
00:57:20,169 --> 00:57:23,007
- I'm the lead singer.
- Who?
686
00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:25,576
The lead singer of the band.
687
00:57:25,676 --> 00:57:27,244
For the rock opera.
688
00:57:27,344 --> 00:57:29,580
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
689
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,849
Look, Glen, why don't you go over there,
690
00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:35,453
chill out for a bit, and then I'll explain
the whole concept to you.
691
00:57:35,553 --> 00:57:37,572
All right. Great, man.
692
00:57:55,272 --> 00:57:58,343
Excuse me! Excuse me!
693
00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:00,837
- Who the fuck are they?
- Who?
694
00:58:00,937 --> 00:58:03,012
Those idiots.
695
00:58:03,565 --> 00:58:07,184
- Yeah. That's the band.
- The band?
696
00:58:07,284 --> 00:58:11,919
Yeah. We decided to make
the film into a rock opera.
697
00:58:12,019 --> 00:58:14,124
You want me to kill you? Is that it?
698
00:58:14,224 --> 00:58:16,727
Kill me? You should be thanking me.
699
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:20,017
People are starting to ask questions.
This is a perfect cover story.
700
00:58:20,297 --> 00:58:22,969
It's totally putting
everyone off the scent.
701
00:58:24,657 --> 00:58:27,206
- Anything else you want to tell me?
- No.
702
00:58:28,806 --> 00:58:30,040
What the fuck is that now?
703
00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:32,789
Watch out. Watch out!
704
00:58:34,612 --> 00:58:36,890
What the fuck is this?
705
00:58:37,665 --> 00:58:39,520
It's the auditions.
706
00:58:41,284 --> 00:58:43,370
He's very talented.
707
00:58:44,037 --> 00:58:47,024
- Audition?
- Yeah.
708
00:58:47,124 --> 00:58:51,479
Renatus and the band want to complete
the show with some special guests.
709
00:58:53,830 --> 00:58:56,050
Special guests?
710
00:58:56,433 --> 00:59:00,724
Special fucking guests! Jesus Christ.
Get the fuck out of my way!
711
00:59:25,061 --> 00:59:28,607
I don't like it. That's a scheisse. Next!
712
01:00:17,546 --> 01:00:19,483
You all right, man?
You look a bit stressed out.
713
01:00:19,583 --> 01:00:23,687
- Just leave me alone.
- You know, I feel like that sometimes.
714
01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:27,591
A bit stressed.
Maybe you should have a go on this.
715
01:00:27,691 --> 01:00:30,694
- It might chill you out a bit.
- That shit doesn't work on me.
716
01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:34,899
- What do you mean?
- I mean it doesn't do anything, man.
717
01:00:35,199 --> 01:00:39,820
I'm CIA trained.
My mind is too strong for that shit.
718
01:00:40,569 --> 01:00:42,025
Nah.
719
01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:43,871
- What, you don't believe me?
- No.
720
01:00:43,971 --> 01:00:47,044
- Hand it over.
- All right.
721
01:01:08,031 --> 01:01:10,318
See? Nothing.
722
01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:18,302
The mission... is fraught
with technical problems.
723
01:01:18,402 --> 01:01:21,779
Our chances of success
are dwindling by the hour.
724
01:01:21,879 --> 01:01:24,515
We need to know that we can rely
on the footage from London.
725
01:01:24,615 --> 01:01:28,552
- We're going to get that footage.
- You'd better be sure about that.
726
01:01:28,652 --> 01:01:31,789
The only reason we launched
this mission is because you said
727
01:01:31,889 --> 01:01:34,024
you could guarantee a plan B.
728
01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:36,994
Relax. Don't worry.
729
01:01:37,094 --> 01:01:39,697
Have a cigarette. Kidman's a rock.
730
01:01:39,797 --> 01:01:43,066
You're feeling better now? More relaxed?
731
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:46,937
- What's going on?
- Oh, I just gave him a bit of weed.
732
01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:51,509
Thought it might, like,
chill him out a bit. And it has. Look.
733
01:01:51,609 --> 01:01:54,912
- He's like that after a bit of weed?
- Yeah, can you believe it?
734
01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:57,264
CIA.
735
01:02:02,084 --> 01:02:05,823
Yeah, it was just like a tiny bit of weed
with a bit of opium in it.
736
01:02:05,923 --> 01:02:09,727
Oh, for fuck's sake, Leon.
Why are you getting him fucked on opium?
737
01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:11,195
- What?
- Don't you understand?
738
01:02:11,295 --> 01:02:14,163
- If we don't deliver this film, we're dead.
- Oh, right.
739
01:02:14,263 --> 01:02:16,984
No more opium.
740
01:02:18,450 --> 01:02:19,937
Look after him.
741
01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:23,640
We need him fully compos mentis
and on set as soon as possible, okay?
742
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:26,326
You can count on me, man.
743
01:02:30,813 --> 01:02:33,917
I'm more CIA trained than you.
744
01:02:37,186 --> 01:02:38,122
What?
745
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:41,175
What do you mean you can't find them?
746
01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:45,329
- It's been five days.
- They're nowhere.
747
01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:48,182
We haven't taken our eyes off the flat.
748
01:02:50,132 --> 01:02:52,980
Well, what about the people they know?
749
01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:55,639
Who's that group they fuck around with?
750
01:02:55,739 --> 01:02:57,891
Where are they?
751
01:02:59,542 --> 01:03:03,337
- We'll get on it. Come on.
- Yeah.
752
01:03:05,381 --> 01:03:07,401
You get on it.
753
01:03:33,910 --> 01:03:35,913
Are you feeling okay?
754
01:03:36,013 --> 01:03:39,199
Not really. My head is killing me.
755
01:03:40,349 --> 01:03:42,286
Here.
756
01:03:42,386 --> 01:03:44,571
Take one of these.
757
01:03:45,955 --> 01:03:47,775
Thank you.
758
01:03:52,595 --> 01:03:57,084
Acid is the best thing for headaches.
759
01:03:59,368 --> 01:04:02,823
- What?
- Yeah, trust me.
760
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:08,295
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- It works, you'll see.
761
01:04:15,818 --> 01:04:17,521
You all right?
762
01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:20,274
Ready to go for rehearsal?
763
01:04:21,057 --> 01:04:23,444
She just gave me acid.
764
01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:27,037
Have you got any more?
765
01:04:27,397 --> 01:04:30,217
- Yeah.
- Yeah? Sweet.
766
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,287
Nice one, dude.
767
01:04:33,387 --> 01:04:36,106
Look, how high should I bounce?
768
01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:39,877
I think you should fly, not bounce.
769
01:04:39,977 --> 01:04:43,113
Really? It says "bounce."
770
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:45,432
Hey, Jonny!
771
01:04:46,593 --> 01:04:50,487
Yeah. Hi. What's this I hear about
the astronauts having wires?
772
01:04:50,587 --> 01:04:53,490
- Yeah, what about my wire?
- You don't need a wire.
773
01:04:53,590 --> 01:04:57,661
You're an extra-terrestrial.
You can exist in zero gravity.
774
01:04:57,761 --> 01:05:02,349
Okay, yeah, fine. But I'm the most important
thing about this project. Yeah?
775
01:05:02,449 --> 01:05:06,203
So I want a wire. Okay? There's no way
someone else having a wire and not me.
776
01:05:06,303 --> 01:05:09,940
So, sort it out.
And get rid of that machine.
777
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,892
Ugly.
778
01:05:19,148 --> 01:05:21,551
Fucking moon.
779
01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:24,918
Right, rehearsal's over. I'm done.
780
01:05:25,018 --> 01:05:28,192
But that was shit. We're supposed
to be filming this tomorrow.
781
01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:30,020
It'll work itself out.
782
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:33,847
Don't you understand?
If this doesn't work, we're all dead.
783
01:05:35,414 --> 01:05:38,225
Calm down, man, it's just a movie.
784
01:08:09,718 --> 01:08:12,957
You know, this is...
785
01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:16,810
Like, the first time I can remember...
786
01:08:17,693 --> 01:08:20,614
where I haven't felt like...
787
01:08:21,831 --> 01:08:24,667
like I want to kill somebody,
you know what I mean?
788
01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:29,373
I'm sitting here now,
and I'm looking at you.
789
01:08:30,373 --> 01:08:33,076
- Yeah?
- And...
790
01:08:33,176 --> 01:08:35,487
Like, I'm fully aware that I could just...
791
01:08:35,587 --> 01:08:39,719
snap your neck like a twig.
792
01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:42,052
But...
793
01:08:42,152 --> 01:08:45,855
for some reason... I don't want to.
794
01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:51,161
- Look at this.
- Oh, yeah.
795
01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:54,047
- Right?
- I see it.
796
01:08:56,624 --> 01:08:57,588
Yeah.
797
01:09:19,121 --> 01:09:20,834
- He looked at me!
- Go on, little fella.
798
01:09:20,948 --> 01:09:22,089
Go on, son.
799
01:09:23,759 --> 01:09:25,629
He just looked me in the eye.
800
01:09:25,729 --> 01:09:28,048
What the fuck is going on?
801
01:09:29,232 --> 01:09:32,119
- Are you high?
- No, man.
802
01:09:34,069 --> 01:09:37,207
We just had a bit of... low-grade acid.
803
01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:41,220
Do you mean while I've been out there working
my arse off trying to get this film ready,
804
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:43,447
you've been in here dropping acid?
805
01:09:43,547 --> 01:09:46,349
Renatus is out of control.
Today was fucking awful.
806
01:09:46,449 --> 01:09:49,987
Of course it was, man. I mean,
the whole fucking thing is a fucking mess.
807
01:09:50,387 --> 01:09:55,108
- That's why we're dead already.
- Stop talking like that! Just stop it!
808
01:10:00,062 --> 01:10:03,400
- I'm sorry, I just...
- Bad vibes.
809
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:06,069
We can't give up. We need to do this.
810
01:10:06,169 --> 01:10:08,972
It's over, man. I mean, let it go.
811
01:10:09,072 --> 01:10:11,000
Yeah, drop it.
812
01:10:11,841 --> 01:10:13,425
So, that's it?
813
01:10:20,382 --> 01:10:23,837
- We're all going to die.
- Yeah. We're all going to die.
814
01:10:25,288 --> 01:10:26,900
Yeah.
815
01:10:30,657 --> 01:10:33,443
I've never had anything but bad luck.
816
01:10:38,538 --> 01:10:40,731
When I was born...
817
01:10:40,833 --> 01:10:43,348
a short circuit in the incubator
818
01:10:43,441 --> 01:10:46,091
set fire in the maternity ward.
819
01:10:48,010 --> 01:10:51,091
Burnt down the entire wing
of the hospital.
820
01:10:52,710 --> 01:10:57,118
My father's still convinced they mixed
the babies up during the evacuation.
821
01:11:01,422 --> 01:11:03,912
He always said I was a loser.
822
01:11:06,962 --> 01:11:09,583
Everybody thinks I'm a loser.
823
01:11:13,502 --> 01:11:16,072
I don't want to die a loser.
824
01:11:16,172 --> 01:11:19,432
There's one thing, like, I learnt in 'nam.
825
01:11:19,532 --> 01:11:22,145
It's, like, Americans...
826
01:11:22,245 --> 01:11:24,831
we never fucking lose, man.
827
01:11:26,315 --> 01:11:28,685
We never fucking lose.
828
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:32,605
And we're not going
to fucking lose this time.
829
01:11:34,156 --> 01:11:35,662
Not on my watch.
830
01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:40,714
My watch.
831
01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:43,801
- What time is it?
- Midnight.
832
01:11:43,901 --> 01:11:47,051
- I was supposed to fucking call Dickford.
- Who's Dickford?
833
01:11:55,878 --> 01:11:58,555
- Kidman.
- Yes, sir. How are you doing?
834
01:11:58,655 --> 01:12:00,288
How am I doing?
835
01:12:00,388 --> 01:12:03,987
Where the hell have you been? You were
supposed to call me first thing this morning.
836
01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:07,023
- I know. I had some trouble.
- What kind of trouble?
837
01:12:07,123 --> 01:12:08,492
Hold on, sir.
838
01:12:08,592 --> 01:12:13,430
- What kind of trouble did I have?
- Tell him you got lost.
839
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:16,237
- I got lost.
- What do you mean you got lost?
840
01:12:17,967 --> 01:12:20,504
What do I mean I got lost?
841
01:12:21,304 --> 01:12:25,792
You were in a bar,
and then you walked out...
842
01:12:27,309 --> 01:12:32,282
I was in a bar, and I... I walked out.
843
01:12:32,482 --> 01:12:38,538
But then you didn't know
whether to go left or right.
844
01:12:40,622 --> 01:12:44,382
But I didn't know whether
to go left or right.
845
01:12:44,482 --> 01:12:48,236
But then I thought, "right,
I'm going to go left." That's it.
846
01:12:48,336 --> 01:12:51,034
What the fuck are you talking about?
847
01:12:51,134 --> 01:12:54,524
What's the state of the operation?
Apollo 11 is in deep space.
848
01:12:54,624 --> 01:12:56,990
We need that footage!
849
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:01,578
Hello, sir? Is that you there?
850
01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:05,599
Are you fucking with me, Kidman?
Where's Kubrick?
851
01:13:09,651 --> 01:13:13,423
- Can I call you back?
- No. Don't... don't hang up, Kidman.
852
01:13:13,523 --> 01:13:17,057
- I'll call you right back, okay?
- Don't, don't. Don't hang up! Kidman!
853
01:13:17,527 --> 01:13:21,077
- I don't think that went too well.
- I thought it was beautiful.
854
01:13:21,177 --> 01:13:22,966
Kidman!
855
01:15:33,997 --> 01:15:38,034
You been having fun, Agent Kidman?
856
01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:49,346
My, my, my. People up high are starting
to worry about your progress.
857
01:15:49,446 --> 01:15:53,650
You're blowing my cover, you prick.
Everything was under control.
858
01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:57,420
Under control? Oh, my word,
you got to be kidding me.
859
01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:59,389
He's playing an alien.
Part of the cover story.
860
01:15:59,489 --> 01:16:03,460
You don't need your cover story anymore.
We're instigating phase two of the operation.
861
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:06,062
You don't think we're going to let you
run the show alone, do you?
862
01:16:06,162 --> 01:16:11,348
Everything is done. Nothing left to do
except film it and send back the footage.
863
01:16:13,035 --> 01:16:15,862
Well, I hope for your sake
it's convincing.
864
01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:18,441
Don't push me, you fucking gestapo!
865
01:16:18,541 --> 01:16:22,145
Tom. Who are these people?
866
01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:25,467
All right, everybody, get ready,
we're going to the set.
867
01:16:28,283 --> 01:16:30,670
Get the fuck out of my way.
868
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:34,491
We got an address, boss.
869
01:16:34,591 --> 01:16:36,910
I think we found them.
870
01:17:08,456 --> 01:17:10,827
All right, everybody take their places.
871
01:17:10,927 --> 01:17:13,446
Let's prepare the astronauts.
872
01:17:16,765 --> 01:17:19,385
I told you this guy was a Nazi.
873
01:17:21,987 --> 01:17:26,142
- Not too bad?
- He fucking did it.
874
01:17:26,959 --> 01:17:29,913
I'll be ready to transmit in a half hour.
875
01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:35,402
What is going on?
It can't end like this, can it?
876
01:17:35,652 --> 01:17:38,020
Just shut up and listen to me.
877
01:17:38,170 --> 01:17:41,808
I may still be able to get you out of this,
but you gotta listen to everything I tell you.
878
01:17:41,908 --> 01:17:45,461
Now, they're not going to kill us
as long as they don't have the footage.
879
01:17:45,561 --> 01:17:48,014
But it's got to look real.
880
01:17:48,114 --> 01:17:50,299
So you better be really good out there.
881
01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:52,014
Okay.
882
01:18:00,959 --> 01:18:03,046
- Hey! I'm Glen.
- Glen?
883
01:18:03,146 --> 01:18:06,015
- Yes, the lead singer, for fuck's sake.
- Oh, really?
884
01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:08,268
How's it going? You all right?
885
01:18:13,722 --> 01:18:16,142
Are you okay, Leon?
886
01:18:16,992 --> 01:18:19,529
No, I'm freaking out, man.
887
01:18:19,629 --> 01:18:22,966
I don't think I can go through
with this, to be honest.
888
01:18:23,066 --> 01:18:27,537
- Are you fucked up?
- No. No.
889
01:18:27,637 --> 01:18:31,374
Well, yeah. I took some magic mushrooms.
890
01:18:31,474 --> 01:18:34,478
For fuck's sake, Leon!
This is not a time to do that!
891
01:18:34,578 --> 01:18:37,847
I know, I just wanted to take
the edge off the nerves.
892
01:18:37,947 --> 01:18:43,286
But in retrospect, it may not have been
a good idea because I feel like...
893
01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:45,251
I feel like...
894
01:18:45,351 --> 01:18:48,233
my penis is whispering to me.
895
01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:50,393
It's saying terrible things.
896
01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:53,395
It's telling me
that my parents are cousins.
897
01:18:53,495 --> 01:18:56,199
- But I don't think they are.
- Leon, listen to me.
898
01:18:56,299 --> 01:19:00,665
Your penis isn't whispering to you, okay?
That's just the mushrooms talking.
899
01:19:01,365 --> 01:19:04,756
- I know this whole thing is a little crazy.
- Yeah.
900
01:19:04,856 --> 01:19:06,909
We're nearly there.
901
01:19:07,009 --> 01:19:10,980
All we've got to do is just deliver
this film and we'll be clear of the CIA.
902
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:14,017
- Then we can go home.
- Yeah, I understand all that, man.
903
01:19:14,117 --> 01:19:16,753
It's just the fact is I'm looking
at you right now
904
01:19:16,853 --> 01:19:20,056
and your head is the size of...
905
01:19:20,156 --> 01:19:21,557
a tangerine.
906
01:19:21,657 --> 01:19:26,128
And the rest of your body is normal size.
It's just your head, it's tiny.
907
01:19:26,228 --> 01:19:28,732
- It's minuscule.
- Leon... stop!
908
01:19:28,832 --> 01:19:32,201
Now, of all the stupid things
I've done in my life,
909
01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:35,263
- this is the one thing I want to get right.
- Okay.
910
01:19:35,363 --> 01:19:39,158
And to do that,
I need you to sort your head out.
911
01:19:39,908 --> 01:19:42,228
I need you, Leon.
912
01:19:42,644 --> 01:19:45,498
- Okay.
- Come here.
913
01:20:01,163 --> 01:20:04,183
We got pictures! We got pictures!
914
01:20:04,532 --> 01:20:06,819
Everything's ready.
915
01:20:08,336 --> 01:20:10,173
Okay.
916
01:20:10,573 --> 01:20:12,508
Und bitte.
917
01:20:12,608 --> 01:20:14,496
Action!
918
01:20:18,213 --> 01:20:22,010
Right. I think it's time
we sorted these cunts out.
919
01:20:30,742 --> 01:20:35,751
I'm going down the ladder now.
920
01:21:17,773 --> 01:21:19,445
One...
921
01:21:19,545 --> 01:21:21,671
small...
922
01:21:22,577 --> 01:21:24,297
man.
923
01:21:34,589 --> 01:21:38,761
That's one small step for man,
924
01:21:38,861 --> 01:21:42,464
one... one giant leap for...
925
01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:45,868
one small man.
926
01:21:45,968 --> 01:21:48,324
- Something like that.
- What the fuck is he saying?
927
01:21:48,424 --> 01:21:50,923
He's totally screwing it up!
928
01:21:51,373 --> 01:21:55,111
This is amazing, isn't it, Jonny?
We're actually on the moon.
929
01:21:55,211 --> 01:21:59,048
Who's Jonny? I'm Buzz Aldrin.
930
01:21:59,148 --> 01:22:02,084
- Oh, shit, yeah. Sorry.
- Try not to swear, yeah?
931
01:22:02,184 --> 01:22:04,854
- Pull.
- You got it, Buzz.
932
01:22:04,954 --> 01:22:06,728
- Buzz.
- Bounce.
933
01:22:08,024 --> 01:22:09,987
Buzz.
934
01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:12,442
Buzz!
935
01:22:13,362 --> 01:22:17,198
Pull... pull higher!
Pull higher, fucking idiots!
936
01:22:17,321 --> 01:22:19,635
- Higher!
- Fuck!
937
01:22:19,735 --> 01:22:22,522
One of my testicles is caught in the wire.
938
01:22:26,441 --> 01:22:28,939
- I can't fucking do it.
- Just fucking...
939
01:22:29,039 --> 01:22:31,214
- I can't do it!
- For fuck's sake.
940
01:22:31,314 --> 01:22:33,416
- Put it in the ground.
- Stick it in there.
941
01:22:33,516 --> 01:22:36,552
It's not that easy, okay?
Do you want to try it?
942
01:22:36,652 --> 01:22:39,448
For fuck's sake. Just give it to me.
943
01:22:39,548 --> 01:22:42,676
- Yeah, put the flag...
- Oh, God!
944
01:22:46,161 --> 01:22:49,871
I think I've been sick
out my back passage.
945
01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:56,239
I feel... I feel some kind of liquid
on the backs of my legs.
946
01:22:56,339 --> 01:23:00,459
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Fuck, man, I feel so sick.
947
01:23:00,559 --> 01:23:03,780
That smells so bad.
I'll have to take off my helmet.
948
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:07,767
You can't take off your helmet.
We're on the fucking moon.
949
01:23:08,851 --> 01:23:12,505
- Where do you think you're going?
- To the toilet.
950
01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:17,525
- Is that okay?
- Jackson, go with him.
951
01:23:20,962 --> 01:23:22,331
Let me guess.
952
01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:26,285
- You must be the drummer.
- Shut up, you septic ponce.
953
01:23:27,436 --> 01:23:29,622
What the fuck?
954
01:23:29,955 --> 01:23:33,409
Keep the cameras rolling.
Everyone else, come with me.
955
01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:39,027
Leon!
956
01:23:43,251 --> 01:23:45,471
Who are these assholes?
957
01:23:53,511 --> 01:23:55,439
Fly!
958
01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:57,995
Fly! Fly!
959
01:24:33,901 --> 01:24:35,888
Well, fuck me.
960
01:24:40,258 --> 01:24:42,806
Jesus Christ! Who the fuck are these guys?
961
01:24:46,948 --> 01:24:51,805
Jonny! Jonny!
Look how high I'm going! Jonny!
962
01:25:08,203 --> 01:25:10,056
Morning!
963
01:25:22,517 --> 01:25:24,765
Well, go on, then.
964
01:25:29,457 --> 01:25:31,477
Come get me, old man!
965
01:25:39,601 --> 01:25:41,805
- You want to fucking have some?
- Fuck you!
966
01:25:41,905 --> 01:25:43,989
And some of that!
967
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:47,811
How's that? Come on!
968
01:25:48,961 --> 01:25:51,113
You fuck with me?
969
01:25:55,983 --> 01:25:57,386
Fuck!
970
01:25:57,686 --> 01:26:01,073
I'm going to chop your fucking head off!
971
01:26:28,115 --> 01:26:30,903
You lost, Kidman. Now you die.
972
01:26:38,793 --> 01:26:41,214
Fucking amateur.
973
01:27:29,586 --> 01:27:31,289
He knocked the flag over.
974
01:27:41,989 --> 01:27:44,210
Hey, Jonny!
975
01:27:46,394 --> 01:27:47,681
Jonny!
976
01:27:50,431 --> 01:27:52,583
Hey, Jonny.
977
01:27:55,036 --> 01:27:57,122
I missed.
978
01:27:58,139 --> 01:28:00,242
He's dead, Jonny.
979
01:28:00,342 --> 01:28:02,494
You got him.
980
01:28:03,177 --> 01:28:05,063
Did I?
981
01:28:09,484 --> 01:28:10,954
Am I going to die?
982
01:28:11,986 --> 01:28:13,623
No, man.
983
01:28:14,123 --> 01:28:18,287
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, you fainted 'cause of the shock.
984
01:28:38,146 --> 01:28:40,532
We better leave town.
985
01:29:28,997 --> 01:29:31,467
Los hombres descienden sobre la luna.
986
01:29:31,567 --> 01:29:34,887
Dos hombres.
Uno de ellos que está tocando...
987
01:29:57,024 --> 01:29:58,927
Surface is fine and powdery.
988
01:29:59,027 --> 01:30:03,866
I can... I can pick it up
loosely with my toe.
989
01:30:04,166 --> 01:30:07,948
It does adhere in fine layers...
990
01:30:08,048 --> 01:30:11,825
- Is that... is that us?
- like powdered charcoal...
991
01:30:13,874 --> 01:30:15,828
No, Leon.
992
01:30:16,544 --> 01:30:18,914
They actually did it.
993
01:30:19,014 --> 01:30:21,526
- They landed on the moon.
- A small fraction of an inch,
994
01:30:21,626 --> 01:30:25,320
maybe an eighth of an inch,
but I can see the footprints...
995
01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:27,222
Boy, they sure did.
996
01:30:27,322 --> 01:30:32,861
...and the treads
in the fine sandy particles.
997
01:30:32,961 --> 01:30:34,374
Didn't they?
998
01:30:38,233 --> 01:30:40,036
Man is, in fact, on the moon.
999
01:30:40,136 --> 01:30:44,073
Traquility Base, a new world,
a new place, a new solar system.
1000
01:30:44,173 --> 01:30:48,311
I just can't tell you how proud
we all are of what you have done.
1001
01:30:48,411 --> 01:30:52,265
For every American this has to be
the proudest day of our lives.
1002
01:31:48,604 --> 01:31:51,173
Do you think it took great courage
to do what they've done?
1003
01:31:51,273 --> 01:31:53,642
It took teamwork.
1004
01:31:53,742 --> 01:31:55,677
Teamwork above all.
1005
01:31:55,777 --> 01:31:58,774
And it's the greatest accomplishment
of the people of this nation.
1006
01:31:58,874 --> 01:32:00,249
There isn't a question about that.
1007
01:32:00,349 --> 01:32:04,011
Well, I'm very surprised about this.
This is wonderful.
s a Nazi.
873
01:17:21,987 --> 01:17:26,142
- Not too bad?
- He fucking did it.
874
01:17:26,959 --> 01:17:29,913
I'll be ready to transmit in a half hour.
875
01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:35,402
What is going on?
It can't end like this, can it?
876
01:17:35,652 --> 01:17:38,020
Just shut up and listen to me.
877
01:17:38,170 --> 01:17:41,808
I may still be able to get you out of this,
but you gotta listen to everything I tell you.
878
01:17:41,908 --> 01:17:45,461
Now, they're not going to kill us
as long as they don't have the footage.
879
01:17:45,561 --> 01:17:48,014
But it's got to look real.
880
01:17:48,114 --> 01:17:50,299
So you better be really good out there.
881
01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:52,014
Okay.
882
01:18:00,959 --> 01:18:03,046
- Hey! I'm Glen.
- Glen?
883
01:18:03,146 --> 01:18:06,015
- Yes, the lead singer, for fuck's sake.
- Oh, really?
884
01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:08,268
How's it going? You all right?
885
01:18:13,722 --> 01:18:16,142
Are you okay, Leon?
886
01:18:16,992 --> 01:18:19,529
No, I'm freaking out, man.
887
01:18:19,629 --> 01:18:22,966
I don't think I can go through
with this, to be honest.
888
01:18:23,066 --> 01:18:27,537
- Are you fucked up?
- No. No.
889
01:18:27,637 --> 01:18:31,374
Well, yeah. I took some magic mushrooms.
890
01:18:31,474 --> 01:18:34,478
For fuck's sake, Leon!
This is not a time to do that!
891
01:18:34,578 --> 01:18:37,847
I know, I just wanted to take
the edge off the nerves.
892
01:18:37,947 --> 01:18:43,286
But in retrospect, it may not have been
a good idea because I feel like...
893
01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:45,251
I feel like...
894
01:18:45,351 --> 01:18:48,233
my penis is whispering to me.
895
01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:50,393
It's saying terrible things.
896
01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:53,395
It's telling me
that my parents are cousins.
897
01:18:53,495 --> 01:18:56,199
- But I don't think they are.
- Leon, listen to me.
898
01:18:56,299 --> 01:19:00,665
Your penis isn't whispering to you, okay?
That's just the mushrooms talking.
899
01:19:01,365 --> 01:19:04,756
- I know this whole thing is a little crazy.
- Yeah.
900
01:19:04,856 --> 01:19:06,909
We're nearly there.
901
01:19:07,009 --> 01:19:10,980
All we've got to do is just deliver
this film and we'll be clear of the CIA.
902
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:14,017
- Then we can go home.
- Yeah, I understand all that, man.
903
01:19:14,117 --> 01:19:16,753
It's just the fact is I'm looking
at you right now
904
01:19:16,853 --> 01:19:20,056
and your head is the size of...
905
01:19:20,156 --> 01:19:21,557
a tangerine.
906
01:19:21,657 --> 01:19:26,128
And the rest of your body is normal size.
It's just your head, it's tiny.
907
01:19:26,228 --> 01:19:28,732
- It's minuscule.
- Leon... stop!
908
01:19:28,832 --> 01:19:32,201
Now, of all the stupid things
I've done in my life,