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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
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Midgard rejects
your frozen villainy, ymir,

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ice giant of niffleheim.

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The ice will silence you,
Thor odinson.

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Yeah. Less talk,
more rock, goldilocks.

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Speak not to me
of battle tactics, hulk.

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I have fought more...

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Here's my question:
Why is an ice giant
on monuriki island?

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I mean, it's not really
an ice-friendly location,
like, say, someplace cold.

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By the way,
ice is the perfect weapon

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because it melts
and leaves no evidence.

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Saw that in a movie,
i think.

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What was that movie?

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Cap, you know
what I'm talking about.

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Stay on task,
iron man.

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We need to find that casket
before it's opened.

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Eternal winter in a box?
Nope, not seeing it.

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Would long summer
on a stick work?

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Ymir and the casket
of ancient winters

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are as powerful
as they are old, iron man.

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<i> Trifle with them</i>
<i> at your peril.</i>

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I'm not trifling, hammer-time.
I'm judging.

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Glacier-to-go may be big,
strong,

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and handy
when the fridge breaks,

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but even popsicles know
to stay in the shade.

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So why is he here?
And how did he get here?

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I don't know.
This doesn't add up.
Something's off.

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And you're off to join it.

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<i> Whoa! Iron man</i>
<i> just became iron rocket!</i>

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Is he okay? Should I tag in?
'Cause I can tag in.

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Negative, reptil.

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You're here to observe
as a trainee.

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That's what you do
on a ride-along.

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<i> Technically,</i>
<i> it's more of a fly-along.</i>

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And I can just
power dive into a--

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do not engage, reptil.

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Check on the boats out there.
That's an order.

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Boats. Yes, sir.

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Don't go too far, kid.
We're about to wrap this up.

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<i> Cap, I have a visual</i>
<i> on the casket.</i>
<i> It's in permafrosty's hand.</i>

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You make him drop it,
captain marvel.
I'll recover it.

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Operation fumble is a go.

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Time to make some ice scream.

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Get it?
It's a play on words.

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Not bad, hulk.
I mean, for you.

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Snowball, corner pocket.

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Who do you...

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What did I do during
the best ice monster
beach brawl ever?

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Boat check.

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Wait. That looks like...

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Loki.

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Guys, it's reptil.
I think I just spotted--

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<i> a little busy right now, son.</i>

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I know, but you've
really gotta hear this.

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About to lose ya.

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Well, he did say,
"check on the boats,"
so...

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Tagging in!

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Drop the scepter, loki.

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"Drop the scepter, loki,"
or what?

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Or I'll-- I, uh...

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Just drop it.

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It's a fair question,
childasaurus.

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Perhaps you should return
when you can answer it.

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It's over, loki,
one way or the other.

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Yes, even the best-laid plans
of immortals go awry,

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thanks to your friends.

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At least we can
agree on that!

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Hole in the sky!

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I'm trying to remember
all the positives
of a big hole in the sky.

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Nope. There are none.

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Okay, cap.
Got a plan for this nightmare?

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<i> Cap? Cap?</i>

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Aah!

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Where are you,
pesky flea?

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You can't hide.

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Enough ice follies.

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Need to secure the casket,
and the kid.

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Well, I'm afraid this is where
you and I part ways, pre-hero.

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I, to a new beginning,

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and you, to oblivion.

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Whoa! I'll tag out now.
Anybody want in? No?

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Wait. I can fly.

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I can out-flap this skynado,
no problem.

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Is there any way to do this
without hugging?

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This hug
is saving your life.

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Then I'd rather perish.
As would I.

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Stop complaining
and hug for your life!

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There it is.

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Okay, I've got the casket.

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Now let's focus on...

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A much bigger problem.

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Whoa.

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Incoming, me!
Gotcha!

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Oh, hey, cap.
Mystical vortex troubles?

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Funny, we were just
discussing that very topic.

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Hulk has
an interesting theory.

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No-o-o-o!

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Had enough, skynado?

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Reptil!
He's out cold.

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Don't worry.
I got this. Kid!

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Wake up! Yeah, no good.

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Hey, hulk,
how about a little help?

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Wake u-u-up!

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Was that hulk?

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Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

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Hey, check it out.
I'm still alive.

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Yeah!
We did it!

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And I just invented
dino-boarding.

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Uh-oh.

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And dino-crashing.

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And full-body dino-trauma.

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Reptil, you alive?

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For my encore, I will pass out.

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The metal one spoke truth.

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The island's warmth
made me weak.

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It was a poor plan.

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It was you that failed,
not my plan.

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You were to open
the casket of ancient winters

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in a remote location
so as to avoid detection.

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Instead,
it was a wasted trip.

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The meddlers were fortunate.

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That may be, but Thor
delivers the casket

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to asgard for safekeeping
as we speak.

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Our new path to conquest
must crush all heroic obstacles.

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I know a way.

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You have an idea?
How refreshing.

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Apologies, lord of ice.
Please continue.

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I tell the tale of jolnir.

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Oh, stop.
I've heard this tale.

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Jolnir is a silly legend.

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His kind and generous
winter antics
are a fairy tale

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to amuse asgardian children
and gullible frost giants.

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It's utter nonsense.

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No. Jolnir is nearly
as ancient as I am,

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and just as real.

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<i> Part frost giant, part elf,</i>

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<i> jolnir was born</i>
<i> with immense power.</i>

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<i> But instead of using</i>
<i> that power to rule,</i>

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<i> he squandered it</i>
<i> on helping those</i>

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<i> too young and weak</i>
<i> to help themselves--</i>

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<i> children.</i>

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<i> Today, jolnir</i>
<i> is better known</i>

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<i> as Santa claus.</i>

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<i> And each winter,</i>
<i> he brings gifts </i>

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<i> to all the children</i>
<i> of the nine worlds </i>
ho ho ho ho ho ho!

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<i> In one night.</i>

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Such a monumental feat
is impossible

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to all but him.

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Such power.

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And if we
could harness that power,

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none on earth could resist.

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Yes, I am well aware
of Santa claus.

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Santa claus is beloved,
celebrated.

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Songs are sung in his name.

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Hmm? Using him to dominate

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the very beings
that adore him...

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Well, that is just
too devious to resist.

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I guess there's more to you
than snow and ice,
after all, ymir.

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But where will we find him?

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If the stories are true,
he makes his home in alfheim,

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home of the light elves.

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Ugh, elves. Of course.
I should've known.

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But if he's as powerful
as you say,

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how could we
usurp that power?

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We lost one casket.

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But there is another--

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the casket of ancient powers.

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It can transfer
even the greatest abilities

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from one being to another.

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And, like jolnir,

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it too resides in alfheim.

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A new path.

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Misinformation and a reward

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should flush jolnir
into the open

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while we seek the casket
of ancient powers.

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If no one else finds him,
we will.

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And then we will
claim his power.

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Yes. The hunt is on
for Santa claus.

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But first, a distraction
for our heroic friends.

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Huh?

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Hm. You'll do.

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Remember your footwork.
Again.

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Again.

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Am I still in trouble
for going after loki on my own?

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You're not in trouble.
You're in training
to join this team someday.

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And that won't happen
if you don't learn teamwork.

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I tried to tell you.
I just...

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I wanted you
to believe in me.

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I figured if I catch loki--
boom, I'm in the game.

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But you don't act alone
when you're part of a team.

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So you're on the bench.

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Going a little hard on him,
aren't you?

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He showed guts.
Guts count too.

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Only when they're paired
with brains.

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Aw, lighten up, cap.
He stepped up to loki,
and he's still here.

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Gold star for that.

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Did young cap
take no for an answer?

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Did young any of us?
No.

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And we all made mistakes.

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Mistakes I'm trying
to help him avoid.

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He'll learn
from the mistakes.

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We did.

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- Uh, guys? I'm right here.
- He'll be fine.

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He's a one-man dino-band.

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You know who else
had skills like that?
Dinosaurs.

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And look how things
turned out for them.
Wait. Bad example.

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I rest my case.
Guys, still in the room.

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You wouldn't worry so much
if you had
my new-car shine, cap.

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Now pipe down
before the kid hears us.

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Whoa!
Thor's back already?
That was quick.

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No. He said
it would take time

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to secure
the casket of ancient winters
in asgard.

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That was something else.

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Tell me you didn't use
my private bathroom again.

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I like your shampoo.
Smells like candy canes.

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Candy? Hulk,
that's not shampoo.

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That's foot cream. Ugh.

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I still like it.

219
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Should I come?

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Guys?

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Tourist?
He doesn't look local.

222
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No, but he's making
himself at home.

223
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Not in my house.

224
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Nobody makes a mess
in my house.

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Except you.

226
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Easy, hulk. First priority
is clearing the street.

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Get everyone
out of the lizard zone.

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I'm on it.

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Don't worry about the Fender.

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I got that covered.

231
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You're welcome.

232
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Really? Rampages
make us all look bad,

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extra-large dino-noob.

234
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Heads up!

235
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You do need to work
on your reflexes.

236
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Thanks!

237
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You wanna walk away
or fly away.

238
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The flying option
involves punching.

239
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Have a nice flight!

240
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Back already?

241
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Huh?

242
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Okay.
So much for that plan.

243
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Captain marvel,
you're air support.
Iron man--

244
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hold up. I've got
a way to end this,
no rubble required.

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Reptil, come here.

246
00:16:48.274 --> 00:16:50.875
What are you doing?
Shh. It's a surprise.
Don't ruin it.

247
00:16:50.877 --> 00:16:53.344
Kid, bust out
your best dino-head.

248
00:16:53.346 --> 00:16:55.446
Uh, okay.

249
00:16:57.017 --> 00:16:58.683
Does this work?

250
00:16:58.685 --> 00:17:00.685
For a job interview
or a date, no.

251
00:17:00.687 --> 00:17:03.588
But for this, it's perfect.

252
00:17:05.392 --> 00:17:07.191
Huh?

253
00:17:08.728 --> 00:17:10.728
All right.
Look alive, people.

254
00:17:10.730 --> 00:17:12.864
No. Give the kid
some room.
What?

255
00:17:12.866 --> 00:17:16.401
But that thing is--
ah-ah-ah.
There's no "but" in "team."

256
00:17:16.403 --> 00:17:18.536
Or something like that.
Just trust me.

257
00:17:24.711 --> 00:17:27.045
Uh, so what am i
doing now?

258
00:17:27.047 --> 00:17:29.047
You're doing it already.
Keep it up.

259
00:17:29.049 --> 00:17:31.883
But I'm not doing anything.
Exactly. Don't move.

260
00:17:31.885 --> 00:17:34.719
"Don't move"? But...

261
00:17:37.057 --> 00:17:40.124
Hey, it thinks I'm its--
ugh-- baby.

262
00:17:41.227 --> 00:17:44.529
Ugh! Ugh!

263
00:17:44.531 --> 00:17:46.731
Okay.

264
00:17:46.733 --> 00:17:49.333
You can stop licking now.

265
00:17:49.335 --> 00:17:51.669
How'd you know
that would work?

266
00:17:51.671 --> 00:17:53.738
I didn't.
I just wanted to see
what would happen.

267
00:17:53.740 --> 00:17:56.074
Kidding.

268
00:17:56.076 --> 00:17:58.509
It's obvious
that that's a she,

269
00:17:58.511 --> 00:18:00.611
and motherly instincts
are hard to deny.

270
00:18:00.613 --> 00:18:02.947
That was a risky play.

271
00:18:02.949 --> 00:18:06.050
High risk, high reward.
It's the only
game worth playing.

272
00:18:06.052 --> 00:18:09.253
- Worth it for you, maybe.
- Not for him.

273
00:18:09.255 --> 00:18:11.956
That's what I love about you,
stars and gripes.

274
00:18:11.958 --> 00:18:15.059
Your glass
is always half full.
Of sour milk.

275
00:18:18.431 --> 00:18:22.533
Is there a plan to--
ugh-- stop the licking?

276
00:18:22.535 --> 00:18:24.035
'Cause...

277
00:18:24.037 --> 00:18:26.804
I think I'm gonna be sick.

278
00:18:29.476 --> 00:18:31.709
Eighth time's a charm, pal.

279
00:18:31.711 --> 00:18:33.945
Honestly,
i feel good about this.

280
00:18:33.947 --> 00:18:35.646
I am groot.

281
00:18:35.648 --> 00:18:38.483
So when I say, "punch it,"
you punch it.

282
00:18:38.485 --> 00:18:40.818
Got it?

283
00:18:41.788 --> 00:18:45.823
And... punch it!

284
00:18:45.825 --> 00:18:48.059
- Power down!
- I am groot.

285
00:18:48.061 --> 00:18:49.660
Power down! Power down.

286
00:18:49.662 --> 00:18:51.963
Power down!
Power down!

287
00:18:53.333 --> 00:18:54.832
Why'd you punch it?

288
00:18:54.834 --> 00:18:57.335
Oh, now the electrical's fried!

289
00:18:57.337 --> 00:18:59.437
I gotta rewire
the whole thing!

290
00:18:59.439 --> 00:19:02.540
And I'm out of wire!

291
00:19:05.178 --> 00:19:07.678
I'm sick of this
flying scrap heap.

292
00:19:07.680 --> 00:19:09.614
We need a new ship.

293
00:19:09.616 --> 00:19:11.916
I am groot.

294
00:19:11.918 --> 00:19:14.018
I know new ships
cost units.

295
00:19:14.020 --> 00:19:15.520
I am groot.

296
00:19:15.522 --> 00:19:18.589
I know we don't have
any units.

297
00:19:21.127 --> 00:19:24.128
But maybe that's
about to change.

298
00:19:24.130 --> 00:19:28.699
"Jolnir, a.K.A. Santa claus.
Mass burglary, animal cruelty.

299
00:19:28.701 --> 00:19:30.835
Stealing cookies from kids"?

300
00:19:30.837 --> 00:19:34.605
Well, this guy's
a real piece of work.
And the reward is...

301
00:19:34.607 --> 00:19:36.307
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!

302
00:19:36.309 --> 00:19:39.210
Oh, we bag this guy,
and we can buy any ship we want.

303
00:19:39.212 --> 00:19:42.613
Set a course
for this alfheim place.

304
00:19:55.328 --> 00:19:57.028
Ah, alfheim,

305
00:19:57.030 --> 00:20:00.064
the most joyous
of the nine realms.

306
00:20:00.066 --> 00:20:02.733
How can anyone stand
a place this happy?

307
00:20:02.735 --> 00:20:04.068
Even elves?

308
00:20:04.070 --> 00:20:07.004
Agreed.
It's too warm.

309
00:20:07.006 --> 00:20:09.874
Fortunately,
our visit will be short.

310
00:20:09.876 --> 00:20:14.645
Now, where in this cursed realm
is the casket of ancient powers?

311
00:20:14.647 --> 00:20:16.814
Mmm.

312
00:20:16.816 --> 00:20:19.383
I suppose we will just

313
00:20:19.385 --> 00:20:21.919
have to ask
for directions then.

314
00:20:29.395 --> 00:20:33.564
Captain, is this
a hero's welcome,
or is treachery afoot?

315
00:20:33.566 --> 00:20:36.400
Hard to say.
How'd things go in asgard?

316
00:20:36.402 --> 00:20:41.172
All's well.
The casket of ancient winters
is once again in safe hands.

317
00:20:42.242 --> 00:20:44.008
Nothing out of the ordinary?

318
00:20:44.010 --> 00:20:48.079
Well, there was
one odd development.

319
00:20:52.518 --> 00:20:54.018
What's the emergency?

320
00:20:54.020 --> 00:20:56.520
Please tell me loki
didn't steal back that icebox.

321
00:20:56.522 --> 00:20:58.923
No. We believe loki
has moved on

322
00:20:58.925 --> 00:21:00.925
to a far more
sinister plan.

323
00:21:00.927 --> 00:21:02.860
"We" is an overstatement.

324
00:21:02.862 --> 00:21:06.264
Let's look at the facts.
Tony, the lizard attack.

325
00:21:06.266 --> 00:21:08.099
Is there some footage
you can--

326
00:21:08.101 --> 00:21:11.302
boom. Jarvis.
We know a creature
attacked the city today,

327
00:21:11.304 --> 00:21:13.904
and we know that despite
its size and strength,

328
00:21:13.906 --> 00:21:15.806
we defeated it easily.

329
00:21:15.808 --> 00:21:18.476
Too easily.
Thor and I believe--

330
00:21:18.478 --> 00:21:20.578
uh, he believes.
I, less so.

331
00:21:20.580 --> 00:21:24.949
...that loki sent the creature
to distract us
from his true scheme,

332
00:21:24.951 --> 00:21:27.551
which Thor discovered
while in asgard.

333
00:21:27.553 --> 00:21:28.886
Thor?

334
00:21:28.888 --> 00:21:31.956
I thought it less a scheme
and more a jest.

335
00:21:31.958 --> 00:21:34.292
Loki accuses someone
of false crimes

336
00:21:34.294 --> 00:21:37.128
and offers a great reward
for his capture.

337
00:21:37.130 --> 00:21:39.730
Loki's target has many names.

338
00:21:39.732 --> 00:21:41.966
In asgard, he is jolnir.

339
00:21:41.968 --> 00:21:45.636
Here, he is known
as Santa claus.

340
00:21:45.638 --> 00:21:47.972
Santa claus.

341
00:21:47.974 --> 00:21:49.974
Santa!

342
00:21:49.976 --> 00:21:53.110
Red suit, white beard?

343
00:21:53.112 --> 00:21:55.846
Belly like a bowl full of jelly?
Drives a flying sleigh?

344
00:21:57.750 --> 00:22:00.284
Reindeer with
a glow-in-the-dark nose?

345
00:22:00.286 --> 00:22:04.422
Whoo! A Santa bounty.
Too funny.

346
00:22:04.424 --> 00:22:07.958
Really? Just Thor and me?
Come on. You can't be serious.

347
00:22:07.960 --> 00:22:09.360
Don't I look serious?

348
00:22:09.362 --> 00:22:11.696
Sure. But you always
look like that.

349
00:22:11.698 --> 00:22:16.167
For good reason.
It may sound funny,
but Santa claus is no joke.

350
00:22:16.169 --> 00:22:20.004
No? Jarvis,
can you walk us through
the physics of Santa?

351
00:22:20.006 --> 00:22:22.606
The simple version.
<i> It would be my pleasure.</i>

352
00:22:22.608 --> 00:22:26.777
<i> For simplicity, we'll assume</i>
<i> there are two billion children</i>
<i> on earth.</i>

353
00:22:26.779 --> 00:22:30.014
<i> Using a census average</i>
<i> of 3.5 children per home,</i>

354
00:22:30.016 --> 00:22:33.884
<i> that's 571 million homes</i>
<i> for Santa to visit</i>
<i> in only one day,</i>

355
00:22:33.886 --> 00:22:37.555
<i> or 31 hours,</i>
<i> accounting for time zones</i>
<i> and the earth's rotation.</i>

356
00:22:37.557 --> 00:22:42.993
<i> This would require Santa</i>
<i> to visit 5,116.5 houses</i>
<i> per second</i>

357
00:22:42.995 --> 00:22:46.964
<i> while traveling</i>
<i> at 4,043 miles per second</i>
<i> between stops.</i>

358
00:22:46.966 --> 00:22:50.134
<i> Now, the sheer volume</i>
<i> of pres-- </i>
that's enough, Jarvis.

359
00:22:50.136 --> 00:22:52.670
Point is, it's impossible.

360
00:22:52.672 --> 00:22:54.372
But I knew that as a kid.
Off.

361
00:22:54.374 --> 00:22:56.474
Wait!
Not that it takes a genius
to figure out

362
00:22:56.476 --> 00:23:00.444
this scam is impossible.
Nothing is impossible
if you believe.

363
00:23:04.217 --> 00:23:05.549
Uh, sorry.

364
00:23:05.551 --> 00:23:09.754
Regardless, it may be that Santa
has incredible power.

365
00:23:09.756 --> 00:23:11.889
Enough to bend space-time.

366
00:23:11.891 --> 00:23:14.759
Loki could use
the casket of ancient powers

367
00:23:14.761 --> 00:23:16.761
to claim jolnir's power.

368
00:23:16.763 --> 00:23:18.763
Both are said to be in alfheim.

369
00:23:18.765 --> 00:23:20.765
But this has gone too far.

370
00:23:20.767 --> 00:23:24.001
Jolnir is just a legend,
a myth.

371
00:23:24.003 --> 00:23:26.437
Kind of like you,
Thor from asgard?

372
00:23:26.439 --> 00:23:28.439
Fine. Maybe this guy's
Thor's cousin.

373
00:23:28.441 --> 00:23:32.176
But he's not Santa,
because there is no Santa.

374
00:23:32.178 --> 00:23:35.413
I'll take a trip
to prove I'm right.
Let's go to alfheim.

375
00:23:35.415 --> 00:23:39.250
Heimdall won't open the Bifrost
to mortals for such folly,

376
00:23:39.252 --> 00:23:41.218
- nor should he.
- No problem.

377
00:23:41.220 --> 00:23:43.421
We don't need
your rainbow bridge
when we've got

378
00:23:43.423 --> 00:23:46.924
my dimensional gateway
transporter bridge thingamajig.

379
00:23:46.926 --> 00:23:50.227
I'm still working
on the name.
This is a fool's errand.

380
00:23:50.229 --> 00:23:53.264
So stay here.
Someone has to work on plan b--

381
00:23:53.266 --> 00:23:56.467
doing Santa's job
if something goes wrong.

382
00:23:56.469 --> 00:23:58.469
You can do that
with hulk.

383
00:23:58.471 --> 00:24:00.271
Ho ho ho!

384
00:24:00.273 --> 00:24:03.107
We'll have
a Holly jolly time.

385
00:24:03.109 --> 00:24:05.776
Your device is real?
We're going on a Santa quest,

386
00:24:05.778 --> 00:24:08.479
and you're asking
if my tech is real?
Fine.

387
00:24:08.481 --> 00:24:10.147
Has it been tested?

388
00:24:10.149 --> 00:24:14.518
Sure. Phase one of testing
started... now.

389
00:24:19.125 --> 00:24:22.126
Joy to another world,
huh, kid?

390
00:24:22.128 --> 00:24:23.461
Yes!

391
00:24:23.463 --> 00:24:26.497
We're gonna
meet Santa claus!

392
00:24:36.976 --> 00:24:40.644
Are you well, sir?
Do you require aid?

393
00:24:40.646 --> 00:24:45.249
Oh. Who takes pity
on these old, cold bones?

394
00:24:45.251 --> 00:24:48.752
Commander athidel,
of the emerald guard,
at your service.

395
00:24:51.190 --> 00:24:52.089
Loki!

396
00:24:52.091 --> 00:24:54.792
Good eye, commander athidel.

397
00:24:54.794 --> 00:24:56.627
So kind of you to offer help.

398
00:24:56.629 --> 00:25:02.500
But I fear you are in
far greater need of it than I.

399
00:25:02.502 --> 00:25:03.534
Hmm?

400
00:25:05.037 --> 00:25:08.506
Oh!

401
00:25:10.176 --> 00:25:12.510
Now, would you mind
directing us

402
00:25:12.512 --> 00:25:15.212
to the nearest
casket of ancient powers?

403
00:25:15.214 --> 00:25:18.616
And I'm afraid we're in
a bit of a rush.

404
00:25:18.618 --> 00:25:21.886
Look, I'm just saying
i know Santa claus.

405
00:25:21.888 --> 00:25:25.523
The stories, the songs,
all the reindeer names.

406
00:25:25.525 --> 00:25:28.025
I'm a Santa freak.

407
00:25:28.027 --> 00:25:30.194
I could be a big help
on this mission.

408
00:25:30.196 --> 00:25:33.664
This isn't
a training mission.
I know.

409
00:25:33.666 --> 00:25:36.166
No one gets what's at stake here
more than me.

410
00:25:36.168 --> 00:25:38.202
Santa has to be saved.

411
00:25:38.204 --> 00:25:40.671
That's why I want to go.
Need to go.

412
00:25:40.673 --> 00:25:44.708
And, hey, if I meet Santa
and become his best friend,
I'm fine with that.

413
00:25:44.710 --> 00:25:47.511
I'm sold.
Too bad it's not my call.

414
00:25:47.513 --> 00:25:51.348
No, it's mine.
And I'm afraid I've made it.

415
00:25:51.350 --> 00:25:54.552
We'll resume your training
when this is resolved, humberto.

416
00:25:54.554 --> 00:25:57.888
I'm surprised, cap.
Kid believes in this stuff.

417
00:25:57.890 --> 00:25:59.390
I believe it's a sham.

418
00:25:59.392 --> 00:26:01.859
At the very least,
his attitude offsets mine.

419
00:26:01.861 --> 00:26:05.029
If there was ever a mission
for him to join, this is it.

420
00:26:05.031 --> 00:26:06.730
Fine, fine.
He can go.

421
00:26:06.732 --> 00:26:07.898
Really?

422
00:26:07.900 --> 00:26:09.266
Yeah, really?

423
00:26:09.268 --> 00:26:11.168
Really. As your shadow.

424
00:26:11.170 --> 00:26:13.270
Ooh. Walked into that one.

425
00:26:13.272 --> 00:26:16.073
Yes! I promise
you won't regret this.

426
00:26:16.075 --> 00:26:17.942
Unless I screw up.
Which I won't.

427
00:26:17.944 --> 00:26:20.878
If you do,
you'll never see earth again.

428
00:26:20.880 --> 00:26:22.880
- Just kidding.
- Iron high five.

429
00:26:24.016 --> 00:26:25.683
What I don't get is,

430
00:26:25.685 --> 00:26:28.452
if you think
this trip's a loser,
why make it happen?

431
00:26:28.454 --> 00:26:31.288
Because I'm always right,
and it's my duty to prove that.

432
00:26:31.290 --> 00:26:33.958
Or you have no holiday plans.

433
00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:37.261
Because I'm selfless too.
We're clear for takeoff.

434
00:26:37.263 --> 00:26:40.230
By the way,
there's a small chance
we'll get separated.

435
00:26:40.232 --> 00:26:42.399
And by "we,"
i mean our molecules.

436
00:26:42.401 --> 00:26:44.401
What's the likelihood
of this gizmo

437
00:26:44.403 --> 00:26:47.438
actually getting us
to alfheim?

438
00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:49.206
Hmm. 100%.

439
00:26:49.208 --> 00:26:53.911
<i> The likelihood of reaching</i>
<i> alfheim safely is 78%.</i>

440
00:26:53.913 --> 00:26:57.715
Which, if you round up,
is basically a hundred percent.

441
00:26:57.717 --> 00:27:00.751
Not cool, Jarvis.
We agreed to use fuzzy math.

442
00:27:00.753 --> 00:27:04.088
<i> I said "math."</i>
<i> You added "fuzzy."</i>

443
00:27:12.498 --> 00:27:14.932
Wait. Are those cookie trees?

444
00:27:14.934 --> 00:27:17.568
Yeah. They look good.

445
00:27:18.671 --> 00:27:21.038
But I just lost
my appetite.

446
00:27:22.975 --> 00:27:25.843
See? Safe and sound.

447
00:27:25.845 --> 00:27:29.446
Sure, there's an army
of angry Archer elves
targeting us,

448
00:27:29.448 --> 00:27:31.982
but we get
souvenir glow arrows.

449
00:27:31.984 --> 00:27:33.484
That's a win in my book.

450
00:27:33.486 --> 00:27:36.787
I am malitri,
captain of the emerald guard.

451
00:27:36.789 --> 00:27:41.025
You will release
commander athidel
by the count of three.

452
00:27:41.027 --> 00:27:42.860
One--
wait a second.

453
00:27:42.862 --> 00:27:44.595
We don't have this commander.

454
00:27:44.597 --> 00:27:45.929
Cap, let me handle this.

455
00:27:45.931 --> 00:27:51.135
Forsooth, good malitrio,
light elf of the light elves.

456
00:27:51.137 --> 00:27:53.837
We know not of whence
hence you speak.

457
00:27:53.839 --> 00:27:59.510
We instead seek to query you
on a quandary most dire.

458
00:28:01.180 --> 00:28:04.348
Your mockery is a path
that leads only to woe,

459
00:28:04.350 --> 00:28:07.051
armored interloper,
for you.

460
00:28:07.053 --> 00:28:09.053
No, no, my spritely comrade.

461
00:28:09.055 --> 00:28:11.855
Your pointy-eth ears
have-- hath mistrewn-eth

462
00:28:11.857 --> 00:28:15.626
the words coming from my--
mine yon lips, and...

463
00:28:15.628 --> 00:28:19.063
Look, ear-kabobs,
fancy talk isn't my thing.

464
00:28:19.065 --> 00:28:22.066
But you'd love my pal Thor.
Why didn't we bring Thor again?

465
00:28:22.068 --> 00:28:23.734
This is right
in his wheelhouse.

466
00:28:23.736 --> 00:28:26.003
I grow weary
of this one's prattle.

467
00:28:26.005 --> 00:28:27.571
Dispatch him.

468
00:28:27.573 --> 00:28:30.641
You don't want
to fancy-talk it out?
Fine. Dispatch this.

469
00:28:32.044 --> 00:28:34.778
Wait. Where'd he go?

470
00:28:37.249 --> 00:28:40.217
Emerald guards,
capture them,

471
00:28:40.219 --> 00:28:42.152
by any means necessary.

472
00:28:49.361 --> 00:28:52.262
Time to separate the boys
from the other boys.

473
00:29:02.108 --> 00:29:04.108
Whoa. Let's start over.

474
00:29:04.110 --> 00:29:06.176
We're here
to protect Santa claus.

475
00:29:06.178 --> 00:29:08.045
You call him jolnir.

476
00:29:08.047 --> 00:29:10.280
The emerald guard
protects jolnir.

477
00:29:10.282 --> 00:29:13.383
We do not require
the help of outlanders.

478
00:29:13.385 --> 00:29:15.385
The point is, same team.

479
00:29:15.387 --> 00:29:19.757
The other team, loki and ymir--
they have a head start.

480
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:23.427
Loki and ymir are
a most treacherous threat.

481
00:29:23.429 --> 00:29:27.297
A threat we are more than able
to counter on our own.

482
00:29:27.299 --> 00:29:28.966
I believe you.

483
00:29:28.968 --> 00:29:31.368
It's not like your commander
is missing or anything.

484
00:29:33.439 --> 00:29:35.472
Loki and ymir may be
using your commander

485
00:29:35.474 --> 00:29:37.808
to find
the casket of ancient powers.

486
00:29:37.810 --> 00:29:42.079
If so, we need to work together
and get there first.
Sing it, cap.

487
00:29:42.081 --> 00:29:44.381
Why would we
trust outlanders?

488
00:29:44.383 --> 00:29:47.785
Because Santa's safety
is at risk.

489
00:29:47.787 --> 00:29:50.187
Nothing else matters.

490
00:29:53.125 --> 00:29:55.526
Follow us.

491
00:29:57.129 --> 00:29:58.962
Um, how'd you do that?

492
00:29:58.964 --> 00:30:02.466
No idea.
Pretty cool,
though, right?

493
00:30:02.468 --> 00:30:05.636
They must think you're an elf.
Easy mistake.

494
00:30:08.073 --> 00:30:11.141
I remain perplexed.
By what?

495
00:30:11.143 --> 00:30:13.010
Why a sleigh?
Why reindeer?

496
00:30:13.012 --> 00:30:16.246
And why must the gifts
all be delivered in one night?

497
00:30:16.248 --> 00:30:18.148
Well, it's the holidays.

498
00:30:18.150 --> 00:30:20.484
And you like this?

499
00:30:20.486 --> 00:30:24.154
Like it? I love it.
Wanna know why?

500
00:30:24.156 --> 00:30:28.492
Yes. That's what I've been
asking you to explain
for hours.

501
00:30:28.494 --> 00:30:31.695
Okay. This is why
Christmas rocks.

502
00:30:31.697 --> 00:30:33.797
You've heard of Santa,
right?

503
00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:35.866
Yes, of course, hulk.

504
00:30:35.868 --> 00:30:38.669
Okay. Just making sure
for your sake.

505
00:30:38.671 --> 00:30:42.673
So, there's Santa and presents,
which kids love, of course.

506
00:30:42.675 --> 00:30:45.342
Anyway, now, Santa--
he can fly.

507
00:30:45.344 --> 00:30:47.277
And presents can be anything.

508
00:30:47.279 --> 00:30:50.347
A toy pony, a real pony,
or anything.

509
00:30:50.349 --> 00:30:52.983
Not just ponies.
Maybe I should start over.

510
00:30:52.985 --> 00:30:56.520
Nah, I'll keep going.
So, there's Santa,
and then there's pre--

511
00:30:56.522 --> 00:30:58.522
did I say that already?
I can't remember.

512
00:30:58.524 --> 00:31:01.024
Also, there's songs,
cookies, sleigh bells,

513
00:31:01.026 --> 00:31:04.061
sweaters, pine trees,
big socks, snowmen,

514
00:31:04.063 --> 00:31:06.029
pie, and then--

515
00:31:06.031 --> 00:31:08.899
boom!

516
00:31:08.901 --> 00:31:13.737
It's the next morning,
and you're sitting
on a brand-new pony.

517
00:31:13.739 --> 00:31:17.541
That was of no help
whatsoever, hulk.

518
00:31:20.346 --> 00:31:23.914
Looks like you picked the right
wormhole for alfheim, groot.

519
00:31:23.916 --> 00:31:27.084
I owe you a burrito.

520
00:31:27.086 --> 00:31:28.819
I am groot.

521
00:31:28.821 --> 00:31:31.488
What kind of twisted
fever dream is this place?

522
00:31:34.360 --> 00:31:36.793
What, do they grow
gingerbread men here?

523
00:31:37.830 --> 00:31:39.229
I am groot.

524
00:31:39.231 --> 00:31:41.465
Yeah, you would like it.

525
00:31:43.068 --> 00:31:47.404
File says this jolnir/santa guy
drives a sleigh.

526
00:31:47.406 --> 00:31:50.941
So, find the sleigh,
find Santa.

527
00:32:03.122 --> 00:32:06.490
Hey, don't eat that.
It's probably stale.

528
00:32:17.036 --> 00:32:19.670
I am groot!

529
00:32:28.580 --> 00:32:32.249
Great. See what you did?
You made the gingerbread rise.

530
00:32:32.251 --> 00:32:36.286
Well, one thing to do
when you're stuck
in a cookie jar-- chew 'em up!

531
00:32:53.172 --> 00:32:55.238
There.
Nothing but crumbs.

532
00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:57.140
What the sprinkles...

533
00:32:58.644 --> 00:33:01.845
Perfect. Zombie cookies.

534
00:33:01.847 --> 00:33:03.513
Come on.

535
00:33:03.515 --> 00:33:06.883
Let's run,
run fast as we can!

536
00:33:16.829 --> 00:33:19.329
Cursed cave!

537
00:33:19.331 --> 00:33:23.000
Athidel, if the casket
is much further,

538
00:33:23.002 --> 00:33:26.503
ymir may share
his discomfort with you.

539
00:33:26.505 --> 00:33:28.839
Our destination is near.

540
00:33:28.841 --> 00:33:31.842
Aah! Wretched rocks!

541
00:33:31.844 --> 00:33:35.078
I hope so.
For your sake.

542
00:33:36.782 --> 00:33:39.516
Think we'll find the casket
before loki?

543
00:33:39.518 --> 00:33:42.386
What happens
if they find it first?

544
00:33:42.388 --> 00:33:44.388
And how far
do these tunnels go?

545
00:33:44.390 --> 00:33:47.391
No one knows.
Those who venture too far

546
00:33:47.393 --> 00:33:50.394
or lose their way
never return.

547
00:33:50.396 --> 00:33:52.629
Glad I asked.

548
00:33:52.631 --> 00:33:54.965
I'm not.
Me neither.

549
00:33:54.967 --> 00:33:59.736
Should we be leaving
a trail of bread crumbs?
Or flares, maybe?

550
00:33:59.738 --> 00:34:02.606
Less talk, more walk, people.

551
00:34:04.676 --> 00:34:07.644
There.
There is what you seek.

552
00:34:07.646 --> 00:34:12.149
That's it? The casket
of ancient powers?

553
00:34:12.151 --> 00:34:14.851
You leave it unguarded?

554
00:34:14.853 --> 00:34:17.888
No. The casket's ward
is the jorokraken.

555
00:34:17.890 --> 00:34:21.491
And where
is the jorokraken now?

556
00:34:21.493 --> 00:34:25.562
Where he always is.
Beneath our feet.

557
00:34:36.742 --> 00:34:39.242
Aah!

558
00:34:40.579 --> 00:34:43.547
And he's never been fond
of uninvited guests.

559
00:34:43.549 --> 00:34:45.715
Elfworld
is on a fault line?

560
00:34:47.586 --> 00:34:50.053
Whoa. No one said anything
about tunnel quakes.

561
00:34:50.055 --> 00:34:54.091
That disturbance was caused
by the movement
of the jorokraken.

562
00:34:54.093 --> 00:34:57.394
Jorokraken?
Sounds delightful.
What is it?

563
00:34:57.396 --> 00:35:01.798
The jorokraken
is a great ancient beast
that skulks in the rocky depths.

564
00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:04.601
It is a friend
to the light elves
and jealously defends

565
00:35:04.603 --> 00:35:07.404
the casket of ancient powers
from all who dare seek it.

566
00:35:07.406 --> 00:35:11.074
That means
loki's found the casket.
Let's move.

567
00:35:16.248 --> 00:35:19.649
Back, vile tentacles!

568
00:35:23.622 --> 00:35:26.389
This creature is relentless!

569
00:35:26.391 --> 00:35:29.960
Aah!
And rude. Very rude.

570
00:35:32.231 --> 00:35:35.932
No! No! Stop it! Bad!

571
00:35:35.934 --> 00:35:40.437
Alfheim protects jolnir
against all trespassers.

572
00:35:42.241 --> 00:35:45.642
Your fates were sealed
the moment you dared
plot against him.

573
00:35:45.644 --> 00:35:49.513
I bid you farewell
on your journey
to oblivion.

574
00:36:01.527 --> 00:36:05.095
Even the most savage beast
can learn manners

575
00:36:05.097 --> 00:36:07.664
when given
the proper motivation.

576
00:36:24.616 --> 00:36:27.150
You were saying?

577
00:36:27.152 --> 00:36:28.652
Use care.

578
00:36:28.654 --> 00:36:31.021
If you open the casket
without a target,

579
00:36:31.023 --> 00:36:33.657
it will siphon your powers.

580
00:36:33.659 --> 00:36:35.458
As I assumed.

581
00:36:35.460 --> 00:36:39.296
I haven't made it this far
on charm alone, cold friend.

582
00:36:39.298 --> 00:36:41.298
You will never reach jolnir.

583
00:36:41.300 --> 00:36:44.534
And even if you do,
he is far too powerful for you.

584
00:36:44.536 --> 00:36:50.807
That, my stalwart Santa sentry,
is why we needed the box.

585
00:36:56.014 --> 00:36:58.381
Fool!
You'll trap us all!

586
00:36:58.383 --> 00:37:00.383
Wrong again.

587
00:37:00.385 --> 00:37:03.620
This just isn't your day.

588
00:37:06.358 --> 00:37:08.792
No-o-o-o!

589
00:37:10.829 --> 00:37:12.729
Get clear!

590
00:37:14.099 --> 00:37:16.766
Biggest tremor yet.
We're almost there.

591
00:37:16.768 --> 00:37:18.835
Or it's already here.

592
00:37:26.612 --> 00:37:28.178
Loki sent us a present.

593
00:37:32.884 --> 00:37:34.818
Why can't I ever be wrong?

594
00:37:48.267 --> 00:37:50.734
Keep pushing.
There has to be a weakness.

595
00:37:57.276 --> 00:38:00.610
Apparently
it's called a whistle.

596
00:38:00.612 --> 00:38:02.779
You trained the jorokraken?

597
00:38:02.781 --> 00:38:06.783
This relic held sway
over the jorokraken
when we found it.

598
00:38:06.785 --> 00:38:08.652
We know not how,

599
00:38:08.654 --> 00:38:11.087
but we remain grateful
for its existence.

600
00:38:11.089 --> 00:38:14.090
You and us both.
What happened to loki
and ymir?

601
00:38:14.092 --> 00:38:17.394
They escaped with the casket
and left me sealed in.

602
00:38:17.396 --> 00:38:20.730
Fortunately, my knowledge
of the hidden passages
allowed me to escape.

603
00:38:20.732 --> 00:38:22.832
These tunnels
have secret tunnels?

604
00:38:22.834 --> 00:38:25.568
- That's just too much tunnel.
- They're on the move.

605
00:38:25.570 --> 00:38:27.103
Where is jolnir?

606
00:38:27.105 --> 00:38:30.640
Jolnir calls the top
of mount jolly home.

607
00:38:30.642 --> 00:38:32.976
Of course.
I was gonna guess that.

608
00:38:32.978 --> 00:38:35.111
We need to get there, now.

609
00:38:35.113 --> 00:38:38.682
The emerald guard does not
allow outlanders on mount jolly.

610
00:38:38.684 --> 00:38:41.818
Yeah? Tell that
to freezy and sleazy.

611
00:38:41.820 --> 00:38:44.254
We will, vigorously.

612
00:38:44.256 --> 00:38:47.657
Look, this isn't a turf war.
We want to help.

613
00:38:47.659 --> 00:38:50.260
And since you coughed up
that power box,

614
00:38:50.262 --> 00:38:52.329
seems like you guys
could use it.

615
00:38:54.533 --> 00:38:56.800
Think it over,
long-bow short-fuse.

616
00:38:56.802 --> 00:38:59.669
Thank you.
We decline your offer.

617
00:38:59.671 --> 00:39:02.472
It's not an offer.
There's too much at stake.

618
00:39:02.474 --> 00:39:05.175
We're going.
You don't have to help us.

619
00:39:05.177 --> 00:39:07.377
But we won't let you
stop us.

620
00:39:13.318 --> 00:39:15.652
Yay. Happy ending.

621
00:39:15.654 --> 00:39:17.854
Sorry. Excuse me.
Pardon me.

622
00:39:19.324 --> 00:39:21.725
How could you
let them pass?

623
00:39:21.727 --> 00:39:25.095
What we began,
our brothers will finish.

624
00:39:30.235 --> 00:39:32.302
Season's greetings!

625
00:39:32.304 --> 00:39:35.004
I'm Nicholas,
store manager.

626
00:39:35.006 --> 00:39:36.873
But, please,
call me Nick.

627
00:39:36.875 --> 00:39:39.209
What can I help you find today?

628
00:39:39.211 --> 00:39:42.178
We seek playthings
and trinkets of amusement

629
00:39:42.180 --> 00:39:43.913
for the children
of this world.

630
00:39:43.915 --> 00:39:46.716
Ho ho ho!
You're in the right place.

631
00:39:46.718 --> 00:39:50.820
Toy to the world
has the widest selection
of toys in the world.

632
00:39:50.822 --> 00:39:54.224
Toy cars, toy planes...
Why does this man
seem familiar?

633
00:39:54.226 --> 00:39:58.027
'Cause he looks
like Santa claus?
No.

634
00:39:58.029 --> 00:40:01.331
...toy saws, toy clocks--
Nick, have we met
in the past?

635
00:40:01.333 --> 00:40:03.266
Um, no.

636
00:40:03.268 --> 00:40:06.736
I'd remember you.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

637
00:40:06.738 --> 00:40:08.738
The laugh?
The beard?

638
00:40:08.740 --> 00:40:11.374
Come on.
Santa claus.

639
00:40:11.376 --> 00:40:14.978
Nick, have you ever
journeyed to asgard?

640
00:40:15.947 --> 00:40:18.348
Um, is that overseas?

641
00:40:18.350 --> 00:40:22.452
Yes. Over seas, lands,
space, and time.

642
00:40:23.455 --> 00:40:26.356
Santa. Claus.

643
00:40:26.358 --> 00:40:30.126
Of course!
The resemblance is uncanny!

644
00:40:30.128 --> 00:40:33.229
So, are you looking
for a specific toy?

645
00:40:33.231 --> 00:40:35.565
Yeah. All of them.

646
00:40:35.567 --> 00:40:40.103
Indeed. We require
every toy you possess.

647
00:40:40.105 --> 00:40:41.905
Charge it all
to Tony stark.

648
00:40:41.907 --> 00:40:43.606
And you, Nick.

649
00:40:43.608 --> 00:40:47.477
I believe we require
you as well.

650
00:41:00.926 --> 00:41:03.626
That's him.
Rotten, low-life crook.

651
00:41:03.628 --> 00:41:04.994
Let's grab him,
quick and quiet,

652
00:41:04.996 --> 00:41:07.130
and get out
of this snow globe.

653
00:41:07.132 --> 00:41:09.833
Place gives me the creeps.
And stop eating
those gumdrops!

654
00:41:18.410 --> 00:41:20.643
End of the trail,
Santa claus!

655
00:41:28.019 --> 00:41:29.986
Nothing personal,
just business.

656
00:41:29.988 --> 00:41:32.755
You're worth a whole lot
of loot to somebody.

657
00:41:32.757 --> 00:41:34.591
Actually,
it is a bit personal!

658
00:41:34.593 --> 00:41:37.093
Taking cookies from kids?
How do you sleep at night?

659
00:41:39.865 --> 00:41:42.398
What?
Groot, lose the scarf.

660
00:41:45.370 --> 00:41:49.038
I said,
"I'm afraid you've got
the wrong claus."

661
00:41:49.040 --> 00:41:51.441
I'm Mrs. claus,

662
00:41:51.443 --> 00:41:53.343
Santa's wife.

663
00:41:54.145 --> 00:41:56.212
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

664
00:41:57.015 --> 00:41:59.148
Oh, I wish.

665
00:41:59.150 --> 00:42:01.150
Oh, but I'm not much
of a jokester.

666
00:42:01.152 --> 00:42:03.353
Not like you two.

667
00:42:03.355 --> 00:42:06.456
I mean, this prank--
what a hoot!

668
00:42:06.458 --> 00:42:09.559
I'm so sorry I spoiled it.

669
00:42:09.561 --> 00:42:11.694
"Prank"?
Sure.

670
00:42:11.696 --> 00:42:15.698
Pretending to be bandits,
leaping out to catch Santa.

671
00:42:15.700 --> 00:42:17.667
Delightful!

672
00:42:17.669 --> 00:42:20.537
Hop in. I'll give you
a ride to our place.

673
00:42:20.539 --> 00:42:23.606
Santa loves it
when old friends drop by.

674
00:42:24.676 --> 00:42:26.376
Eh...

675
00:42:26.378 --> 00:42:30.046
Yeah. Yeah, we're old friends
here to play a prank on Santa.

676
00:42:30.048 --> 00:42:32.549
You saw right through us.

677
00:42:32.551 --> 00:42:35.952
Come on, groot.
This sweet old lady's
gonna help us bag her husband.

678
00:42:37.889 --> 00:42:41.991
So, how far are we-e-e-e...

679
00:42:48.066 --> 00:42:50.099
We know jolnir is up there.

680
00:42:50.101 --> 00:42:52.302
Why do we cower here
like rodents?

681
00:42:54.072 --> 00:42:57.674
Ugh! I'm unable to open
a portal on that mountain.

682
00:42:57.676 --> 00:43:00.610
It's shrouded in magic--
jolnir's magic.

683
00:43:00.612 --> 00:43:04.914
And there are
certainly more defenses
than the light elves we see.

684
00:43:04.916 --> 00:43:06.749
So why confront them ourselves

685
00:43:06.751 --> 00:43:10.887
when we can let
our willing decoys
do it for us?

686
00:43:10.889 --> 00:43:12.755
What decoys?

687
00:43:12.757 --> 00:43:15.258
Those decoys.

688
00:43:15.260 --> 00:43:17.527
Heroes.

689
00:43:17.529 --> 00:43:20.129
They're more reliable
than clocks.

690
00:43:22.434 --> 00:43:24.667
Halt.
Come no closer.

691
00:43:25.770 --> 00:43:27.437
We have no choice.

692
00:43:27.439 --> 00:43:31.107
We need to reach jolnir
before it's too late.
Stand down.

693
00:43:31.109 --> 00:43:33.776
You give no orders here,
outlander.

694
00:43:33.778 --> 00:43:35.578
Maybe we should
let humberto talk.

695
00:43:35.580 --> 00:43:37.747
That worked last time.
Just an idea.

696
00:43:37.749 --> 00:43:39.749
It's okay, guys.
If I was identical

697
00:43:39.751 --> 00:43:42.418
to everyone around me,
I'd be tense too.

698
00:43:42.420 --> 00:43:46.055
Now take a hike so,
you know,
we can take a hike.

699
00:43:49.160 --> 00:43:52.629
So, Santa's elves
make toys and weapons.

700
00:43:53.465 --> 00:43:55.632
Want to let humberto
talk now?

701
00:43:55.634 --> 00:43:57.967
Uh, might be too late.

702
00:43:57.969 --> 00:44:00.136
Agreed.
We're past talking.

703
00:44:00.138 --> 00:44:02.538
Reptil, stay close
to iron man.

704
00:44:05.744 --> 00:44:10.113
Try to keep up, kid.
Last one to the top
cleans up the mess.

705
00:44:10.115 --> 00:44:14.050
Go easy.
We're on the same side.
Not sure they got that memo.

706
00:44:20.025 --> 00:44:21.491
Get clear!

707
00:44:23.128 --> 00:44:25.328
Yeah. They're not
blowing kisses at us.

708
00:44:28.266 --> 00:44:30.733
Incoming at 1:00!

709
00:44:31.770 --> 00:44:33.936
3:00! 10:00!

710
00:44:33.938 --> 00:44:35.972
7:00! 8:00 and 9:00!

711
00:44:35.974 --> 00:44:39.542
Got it, kid.
Around-the-clock arrow-rama.

712
00:44:42.213 --> 00:44:44.647
Propulsion's off-line.
Going down.

713
00:44:54.292 --> 00:44:56.693
I'm okay.
Good. Stay put.

714
00:44:56.695 --> 00:44:59.429
No problem,
since I can't move.

715
00:45:02.233 --> 00:45:04.567
Air support headed your way.

716
00:45:07.706 --> 00:45:10.139
Snow down, fellas!

717
00:45:11.076 --> 00:45:13.042
Captain marvel, boost.

718
00:45:13.044 --> 00:45:14.777
Got it!

719
00:45:22.554 --> 00:45:25.888
Reptil, tail!

720
00:45:27.025 --> 00:45:30.059
What? Did you say
"tail" or "whale"?

721
00:45:30.061 --> 00:45:32.261
"Tail." Got it.

722
00:45:39.270 --> 00:45:42.138
Something's happening.

723
00:45:46.211 --> 00:45:49.078
Santa's gone.

724
00:45:49.080 --> 00:45:50.913
I can't believe it.

725
00:45:50.915 --> 00:45:53.783
Looks like dirt squid
called it a day too.

726
00:45:53.785 --> 00:45:56.185
I guess they're
a holiday package deal.

727
00:46:01.259 --> 00:46:04.627
Too bad the elves
weren't part of that package.

728
00:46:04.629 --> 00:46:07.697
So we're not
gonna meet Santa?

729
00:46:12.403 --> 00:46:15.605
I'm, uh, not so sure
this is a good idea, guys.

730
00:46:15.607 --> 00:46:18.741
Nonsense, Nick.
You were born
for this endeavor.

731
00:46:18.743 --> 00:46:21.611
In this sleigh,
you will bring hope and joy

732
00:46:21.613 --> 00:46:23.613
to children everywhere.
Oh.

733
00:46:23.615 --> 00:46:26.783
Well, that sounds
pretty good. Ugh!

734
00:46:26.785 --> 00:46:29.952
Are we ready
for a test flight?

735
00:46:29.954 --> 00:46:31.621
Sky looks clear.

736
00:46:31.623 --> 00:46:35.625
And your helmet wings
look like antlers if you squint.

737
00:46:36.961 --> 00:46:38.661
Wait. Flight?

738
00:46:38.663 --> 00:46:40.730
That was a joke, right?

739
00:46:40.732 --> 00:46:44.801
Flying terrifies me-e-e!

740
00:46:48.773 --> 00:46:51.641
You will wait
for commander athidel.

741
00:46:51.643 --> 00:46:54.243
No, thank you.
No more waiting.

742
00:46:54.245 --> 00:46:57.146
It's time to say good night.
Follow my lead.

743
00:46:57.148 --> 00:46:59.148
Wait. Please,
just hear me out.

744
00:46:59.150 --> 00:47:01.951
You elves are sworn
to protect Santa.

745
00:47:01.953 --> 00:47:06.355
But Santa's gone,
so... we're all good, right?

746
00:47:10.962 --> 00:47:13.830
Whew.
Seriously, what is that?
Dino-hypnotism?

747
00:47:13.832 --> 00:47:16.098
You think I know?
No one listens to me.

748
00:47:16.100 --> 00:47:18.301
You don't listen to me.
It's not personal.

749
00:47:18.303 --> 00:47:20.303
- Who listens to kids?
- We do.

750
00:47:20.305 --> 00:47:22.672
And the young one
speaks true.

751
00:47:22.674 --> 00:47:26.843
Jolnir has departed,
eliminating the cause
for conflict between us.

752
00:47:26.845 --> 00:47:28.344
You're free to go.

753
00:47:28.346 --> 00:47:29.879
Yeah, yeah.
I get that part.

754
00:47:29.881 --> 00:47:31.881
But why do you guys
only listen to the kid?

755
00:47:31.883 --> 00:47:35.685
The greater the youth,
the greater the truth.

756
00:47:35.687 --> 00:47:38.521
Indeed.
Youth is an asset.

757
00:47:38.523 --> 00:47:41.357
The young are dear to jolnir.
But more importantly,

758
00:47:41.359 --> 00:47:44.327
we light elves can sense
who believes in jolnir

759
00:47:44.329 --> 00:47:46.128
and who does not.

760
00:47:46.130 --> 00:47:47.663
Humberto believes.

761
00:47:47.665 --> 00:47:50.166
And we trust the words
of a believer.

762
00:47:50.168 --> 00:47:52.034
How'd he know my name?

763
00:47:52.036 --> 00:47:53.703
You think I know?

764
00:47:53.705 --> 00:47:57.173
So where is jolnir?
Where did he go?

765
00:47:57.175 --> 00:48:00.543
The time of giving--
when jolnir distributes gifts

766
00:48:00.545 --> 00:48:03.312
to the children
of the nine realms--
is at hand.

767
00:48:03.314 --> 00:48:07.316
It begins on the world
closest to ours, midgard,

768
00:48:07.318 --> 00:48:09.752
in a remote location
of jolnir's choosing.

769
00:48:09.754 --> 00:48:12.989
I believe you call it
the north pole.

770
00:48:12.991 --> 00:48:14.690
Ha! I knew it!

771
00:48:14.692 --> 00:48:17.226
That's loki's next target.
We need to get there now.

772
00:48:17.228 --> 00:48:19.228
Regretfully,
we cannot join you.

773
00:48:19.230 --> 00:48:23.099
Per jolnir's wishes,
our duties end when
the time of giving begins.

774
00:48:23.101 --> 00:48:27.770
So even Santa's elves
get the holidays off.
But not us. Nice.

775
00:48:27.772 --> 00:48:31.073
Evil doesn't observe holidays.
Let's roll.

776
00:48:31.075 --> 00:48:33.876
Isn't this a hoot?

777
00:48:37.615 --> 00:48:40.583
I am groot, I am groot,
i am groot!

778
00:48:40.585 --> 00:48:42.718
What's that?

779
00:48:44.255 --> 00:48:46.923
It's a ramp! Why?

780
00:48:46.925 --> 00:48:49.759
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

781
00:48:49.761 --> 00:48:52.695
Aaaahhhh!

782
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:02.838
Here we are.

783
00:49:04.876 --> 00:49:07.310
Oh, snickerdoodles!

784
00:49:07.312 --> 00:49:09.312
We must've just missed him.

785
00:49:09.314 --> 00:49:11.547
Don't worry.
I know where he is.

786
00:49:11.549 --> 00:49:13.616
I'll have us there
in no time.

787
00:49:13.618 --> 00:49:15.618
No!

788
00:49:15.620 --> 00:49:18.888
I mean, no,
you've been so kind.

789
00:49:18.890 --> 00:49:20.957
We've imposed enough
on you.

790
00:49:20.959 --> 00:49:22.558
We have a ship.

791
00:49:22.560 --> 00:49:25.461
If you could just tell us
where we can find him.

792
00:49:25.463 --> 00:49:28.931
A ship?
How wonderful!

793
00:49:28.933 --> 00:49:31.133
I've always wanted
to fly a ship.

794
00:49:31.135 --> 00:49:32.635
Let's go!

795
00:49:32.637 --> 00:49:35.805
I am groo-oo-oot!

796
00:49:37.241 --> 00:49:39.809
It was thoughtful of jolnir
to depart.

797
00:49:39.811 --> 00:49:42.311
This mountain now yields
before my magic.

798
00:49:42.313 --> 00:49:45.014
Loki and ymir,
stand down or perish!

799
00:49:45.016 --> 00:49:49.185
Hear me out.
I have a proposition.

800
00:49:49.187 --> 00:49:53.255
Come with me to midgard,
help me claim jolnir's powers,

801
00:49:53.257 --> 00:49:57.693
and I will reward you in ways
your former master never did.

802
00:49:57.695 --> 00:50:01.464
You'll find no evil minions
here, fiend.

803
00:50:01.466 --> 00:50:05.267
The emerald guard
will never conspire with you.

804
00:50:05.269 --> 00:50:09.105
Oh, very well.
If you insist,
we can just do it the easy way.

805
00:50:22.620 --> 00:50:26.422
See? Now we're all friends.

806
00:50:27.558 --> 00:50:30.526
No sign of Santa's cottage
on my end.

807
00:50:30.528 --> 00:50:32.661
No activity
on the thermal sensors.

808
00:50:32.663 --> 00:50:35.364
N-n-nothing here either.

809
00:50:35.366 --> 00:50:37.366
You still cold, kid?

810
00:50:37.368 --> 00:50:39.568
Of course.
He's cold-blooded.

811
00:50:39.570 --> 00:50:42.538
N-n-no.
I'm fine.

812
00:50:42.540 --> 00:50:44.807
Okay. Let's land,
get more layers on humberto,

813
00:50:44.809 --> 00:50:46.575
and search the forested areas
on foot.

814
00:50:46.577 --> 00:50:50.046
We're gonna need more bodies.
I'll signal Thor and hulk.

815
00:50:51.649 --> 00:50:56.519
I suspect Santa claus
would smile more
and shriek less, Nick.

816
00:51:01.225 --> 00:51:02.725
Ah. Better.

817
00:51:02.727 --> 00:51:05.161
Now, aim true, hulk.

818
00:51:05.163 --> 00:51:08.397
Let's deliver some gifts.

819
00:51:08.399 --> 00:51:12.134
Toys away!

820
00:51:23.448 --> 00:51:26.415
Ho ho ho! Whoo!

821
00:51:26.417 --> 00:51:28.684
Perhaps with less force.

822
00:51:28.686 --> 00:51:31.921
Sorry. I'll turn down
the heat for ya.

823
00:51:31.923 --> 00:51:34.924
So I'm the only one
who finds it convenient

824
00:51:34.926 --> 00:51:37.760
that Santa's house vanished
right when we found it?

825
00:51:37.762 --> 00:51:40.930
This is a prank,
and those elf-alikes
are in on it.

826
00:51:40.932 --> 00:51:43.265
Maybe. But we can't
take that chance.

827
00:51:43.267 --> 00:51:46.368
If Santa is out here,
we need to find him
before loki does.

828
00:51:46.370 --> 00:51:49.438
Wait up! Moving is tricky
in all these clothes.

829
00:51:49.440 --> 00:51:51.774
But I got it.
I got it. Whoa!

830
00:51:51.776 --> 00:51:54.777
Lost it!
Got it again.

831
00:51:54.779 --> 00:51:56.612
Hello?
Is anybody out there?

832
00:51:56.614 --> 00:51:58.948
Unless he doesn't
wanna be found.

833
00:51:58.950 --> 00:52:01.117
If Santa's the powerhouse
they say he is,

834
00:52:01.119 --> 00:52:04.220
he could be walking in this
winter wonderland with us,
and we'd never know.

835
00:52:04.222 --> 00:52:06.422
Another reason why
this is pointless,

836
00:52:06.424 --> 00:52:08.257
not that we needed
another reason.

837
00:52:08.259 --> 00:52:10.459
Do you have some place
you'd rather be tonight?

838
00:52:10.461 --> 00:52:12.294
Yes! Don't you?

839
00:52:12.296 --> 00:52:15.764
Hey, simmer down, fellas.
Landing on the naughty list
won't fix this.

840
00:52:15.766 --> 00:52:18.934
There is no naughty list,
because there is no Santa.

841
00:52:18.936 --> 00:52:24.306
Uh, guys, maybe it's just
that my eyeballs are frozen,
but look.

842
00:52:24.308 --> 00:52:28.644
Is that Santa's house?
Santa's nice, cozy, warm house?

843
00:52:28.646 --> 00:52:32.515
Santa? Santa claus?
You in here?

844
00:52:32.517 --> 00:52:34.850
Empty.
But he's gotta be close.

845
00:52:34.852 --> 00:52:36.652
Let's fan out.
Two-mile perimeter.

846
00:52:36.654 --> 00:52:38.487
Maintain constant contact
with--
oh, heat.

847
00:52:38.489 --> 00:52:39.788
Heat, heat, heat, heat.

848
00:52:39.790 --> 00:52:43.626
Ohh, heat.

849
00:52:43.628 --> 00:52:46.128
Oh, yeah.
That's the stuff.

850
00:52:51.035 --> 00:52:55.271
On second thought,
i could use a moment
to warm up.

851
00:52:55.273 --> 00:52:59.008
Reptil, make room.
Really?

852
00:52:59.010 --> 00:53:02.344
Getting awfully close
to those asteroids.

853
00:53:02.346 --> 00:53:05.147
Thank you so much
for letting me fly
your ship.

854
00:53:05.149 --> 00:53:08.050
It's always been
a little dream of mine.

855
00:53:08.052 --> 00:53:11.153
Oh...
It's my pleasure.

856
00:53:11.155 --> 00:53:14.623
But we need to steer
away from those asteroids.

857
00:53:14.625 --> 00:53:16.792
Aw, looks like fun.

858
00:53:16.794 --> 00:53:18.861
Let's live a little.

859
00:53:20.031 --> 00:53:22.031
I'd actually rather live a lot,

860
00:53:22.033 --> 00:53:24.700
which is why I don't want
to squeeze through that gap!

861
00:53:24.702 --> 00:53:27.336
So Santa was expecting
your visit?

862
00:53:27.338 --> 00:53:30.372
Uh, no.
It was last minute.
A business opportunity--

863
00:53:30.374 --> 00:53:31.874
look out!
Popped up.

864
00:53:31.876 --> 00:53:33.409
Lots of money--
pull up!

865
00:53:33.411 --> 00:53:35.878
To be made.

866
00:53:35.880 --> 00:53:38.981
And you want to make
a lot of money?

867
00:53:38.983 --> 00:53:40.983
Absolutely.
Watch it!

868
00:53:40.985 --> 00:53:43.552
That's our ticket to
a new ship.

869
00:53:43.554 --> 00:53:45.854
What's wrong
with this ship?

870
00:53:45.856 --> 00:53:47.890
Seems like it runs
just fine.

871
00:53:47.892 --> 00:53:50.326
Thanks to me.

872
00:53:50.328 --> 00:53:52.027
And I'd like
to keep it that way.

873
00:53:52.029 --> 00:53:54.063
No! We're not gonna make it!

874
00:54:03.674 --> 00:54:05.908
You worry too much.

875
00:54:05.910 --> 00:54:07.743
Santa was the same way

876
00:54:07.745 --> 00:54:11.580
until he made giving gifts
to children his life's work.

877
00:54:11.582 --> 00:54:14.917
Uh... come again?

878
00:54:14.919 --> 00:54:18.554
He spends all year
preparing for tonight.

879
00:54:18.556 --> 00:54:22.958
Every child-- who they are,
where they are, what they want.

880
00:54:22.960 --> 00:54:26.128
All those gifts.
And then-- boom,

881
00:54:26.130 --> 00:54:31.166
he delivers
every single present himself
in one night.

882
00:54:32.036 --> 00:54:35.204
Santa does this.
Santa claus.

883
00:54:35.206 --> 00:54:36.905
Of course. Who else?

884
00:54:36.907 --> 00:54:39.875
Now, I tell him,
spread it out

885
00:54:39.877 --> 00:54:43.279
over a few weeks or months,
and he refuses.

886
00:54:43.281 --> 00:54:44.713
You know why?

887
00:54:44.715 --> 00:54:48.384
Because he doesn't want to make
even one child wait.

888
00:54:48.386 --> 00:54:51.720
And he gets nothing in return.

889
00:54:51.722 --> 00:54:54.089
That's not how he sees it.

890
00:54:54.091 --> 00:54:58.560
He says the joy of giving
is the greatest gift of all.

891
00:54:58.562 --> 00:55:01.697
And that's why I love him.

892
00:55:05.403 --> 00:55:07.503
I am groot.

893
00:55:07.505 --> 00:55:09.405
You're right, pal.

894
00:55:09.407 --> 00:55:11.840
It looks like we do have
this one all wrong.

895
00:55:15.946 --> 00:55:18.881
Unbelievable!

896
00:55:20.017 --> 00:55:23.952
Mm. Best hot chocolate ever.

897
00:55:23.954 --> 00:55:27.489
This is exactly how
Santa's hot chocolate
should taste.

898
00:55:27.491 --> 00:55:29.491
All part of the charade.

899
00:55:29.493 --> 00:55:32.161
What are you looking for
over there?
Cameras.

900
00:55:32.163 --> 00:55:34.363
We're probably being filmed
for some prank show.

901
00:55:34.365 --> 00:55:36.832
<i> Holly jolly follies, </i>
or something like that.

902
00:55:36.834 --> 00:55:39.968
Ugh! Why are you so down
on Santa claus?

903
00:55:39.970 --> 00:55:44.039
A better question is,
why aren't you more
down on him, kid?

904
00:55:45.142 --> 00:55:48.777
Memories.
Some of the best I have.

905
00:55:48.779 --> 00:55:51.113
<i> My parents</i>
<i> were paleontologists.</i>

906
00:55:51.115 --> 00:55:55.117
<i> Spent a lot of time on digs,</i>
<i> living in tents.</i>

907
00:55:55.119 --> 00:55:58.520
<i> Space was tight,</i>
<i> so toys were a luxury.</i>

908
00:56:01.058 --> 00:56:03.325
<i> One year, I lost my favorite.</i>

909
00:56:03.327 --> 00:56:05.861
<i> I was scared</i>
<i> to tell my parents,</i>
<i> so I wrote to Santa,</i>

910
00:56:05.863 --> 00:56:08.630
<i> asking for a new one.</i>

911
00:56:08.632 --> 00:56:11.967
<i> That morning, I wake up,</i>

912
00:56:11.969 --> 00:56:13.969
<i> our tent's a jungle,</i>

913
00:56:13.971 --> 00:56:17.206
<i> and there's</i>
<i> toy dinos everywhere.</i>

914
00:56:17.208 --> 00:56:20.209
We spent all day in there,
just playing.

915
00:56:20.211 --> 00:56:23.579
I still have every one
of those dinosaurs.

916
00:56:23.581 --> 00:56:25.881
Little me
was obsessed with planes.

917
00:56:25.883 --> 00:56:28.217
I'd never been in one,
but I loved them.

918
00:56:28.219 --> 00:56:32.187
One year I asked Santa
for a top-of-the-line
f-15 model kit.

919
00:56:32.189 --> 00:56:34.189
<i> But I didn't get it.</i>

920
00:56:34.191 --> 00:56:37.059
<i> Instead, I got tickets</i>
<i> to an air show,</i>

921
00:56:37.061 --> 00:56:41.663
where I got to sit
in the cockpit
of a real f-15.

922
00:56:41.665 --> 00:56:45.234
That's when I knew
I'd be a pilot.

923
00:56:45.236 --> 00:56:47.903
I was a big fan
of baseball as a kid.

924
00:56:47.905 --> 00:56:52.107
But I wasn't athletic,
so I was never picked
for a team by the other kids.

925
00:56:52.109 --> 00:56:56.678
<i> When I wrote to Santa,</i>
<i> I didn't ask for toys.</i>

926
00:56:56.680 --> 00:56:58.580
<i> I asked for a chance to play.</i>

927
00:56:58.582 --> 00:57:00.916
<i> I got a brand-new bat</i>
<i> and ball that year--</i>

928
00:57:00.918 --> 00:57:03.252
<i> items my family</i>
<i> couldn't afford.</i>

929
00:57:03.254 --> 00:57:05.988
And they were my ticket
into the game.

930
00:57:07.291 --> 00:57:09.291
I was awful.

931
00:57:09.293 --> 00:57:12.194
I couldn't throw,
catch, or hit.

932
00:57:12.196 --> 00:57:15.264
And I loved
every second of it.

933
00:57:15.266 --> 00:57:17.800
Okay. I'll play
your little reindeer game.

934
00:57:17.802 --> 00:57:22.204
I was six when I told my dad
i didn't believe in Santa claus.

935
00:57:22.206 --> 00:57:24.640
<i> My dad suggested</i>
<i> I take it up with Santa.</i>

936
00:57:24.642 --> 00:57:28.877
<i> So I did.</i>
<i> I wrote to Santa and told him</i>
<i> to keep his presents.</i>

937
00:57:28.879 --> 00:57:31.747
<i> All I wanted was proof</i>
<i> that he was real.</i>

938
00:57:31.749 --> 00:57:35.250
<i> After the holidays,</i>
<i> the letter came back unopened.</i>

939
00:57:35.252 --> 00:57:37.786
<i> It was marked "undeliverable."</i>

940
00:57:37.788 --> 00:57:41.290
So, I tore it up
and threw it away.

941
00:57:41.292 --> 00:57:44.326
Because I had my proof.
There's no Santa.

942
00:57:44.328 --> 00:57:46.495
You don't need proof
to believe.

943
00:57:46.497 --> 00:57:49.598
Maybe you don't, kid.
But I'm a scientist at heart.

944
00:57:49.600 --> 00:57:52.901
Always have been.
And that means
i won't believe it

945
00:57:52.903 --> 00:57:54.636
until I see it.

946
00:57:58.642 --> 00:58:00.476
Get down!

947
00:58:09.186 --> 00:58:10.519
Hm.

948
00:58:10.521 --> 00:58:12.988
I grow weary of waiting.

949
00:58:12.990 --> 00:58:15.123
Where is jolnir?

950
00:58:15.125 --> 00:58:17.593
Where is your Santa claus?

951
00:58:17.595 --> 00:58:20.095
Do you really think
we'll tell you, loki?

952
00:58:20.097 --> 00:58:24.066
That really would be ideal.

953
00:58:40.684 --> 00:58:42.684
Double down on blizzard king.

954
00:58:56.467 --> 00:58:58.934
Aah!

955
00:59:06.710 --> 00:59:09.378
Need a hand, cap?

956
00:59:09.380 --> 00:59:11.446
Or maybe a tail?

957
00:59:14.885 --> 00:59:16.351
You're catching on, humberto.

958
00:59:16.353 --> 00:59:18.720
I've always learned fast.

959
00:59:18.722 --> 00:59:21.290
In third grade, I...

960
00:59:29.934 --> 00:59:32.034
Ymir, freeze them slowly.

961
00:59:32.036 --> 00:59:36.405
Perhaps they'll talk
before the cold
steals their breath.

962
00:59:36.407 --> 00:59:37.739
Indeed.

963
00:59:37.741 --> 00:59:42.144
Ice is the bringer
of truth.

964
00:59:45.249 --> 00:59:47.215
What treachery is this?

965
00:59:47.217 --> 00:59:48.116
Aah!

966
00:59:52.923 --> 00:59:54.690
Presents?

967
00:59:54.692 --> 00:59:56.658
Aaahh!

968
01:00:06.403 --> 01:00:09.104
Your aim is much
improved, hulk.

969
01:00:09.106 --> 01:00:10.572
Call me Santa hulk.

970
01:00:10.574 --> 01:00:13.809
Now, this is a worthy
holiday tradition--

971
01:00:13.811 --> 01:00:15.377
glorious battle.

972
01:00:15.379 --> 01:00:17.813
Glad you could join us.
Wait.

973
01:00:17.815 --> 01:00:20.616
Is that-- did you find--

974
01:00:20.618 --> 01:00:22.618
Santa claus? Nay.

975
01:00:22.620 --> 01:00:24.453
This is our friend Nick.

976
01:00:24.455 --> 01:00:26.388
He is a most convincing
doppelgãnger.

977
01:00:26.390 --> 01:00:28.390
And he's as close
as we're gonna get.

978
01:00:28.392 --> 01:00:31.893
Oh, I hope not,
for the sake of the boy.

979
01:00:31.895 --> 01:00:34.262
Deliver Santa to me,

980
01:00:34.264 --> 01:00:37.065
or I deliver your young friend
to his doom.

981
01:00:37.067 --> 01:00:38.600
You won't do it, loki.

982
01:00:38.602 --> 01:00:42.170
Wrong! I will do whatever
it takes to prevail.

983
01:00:42.172 --> 01:00:46.308
That is what gives me
the advantage
over you... heroes.

984
01:00:46.310 --> 01:00:48.176
End this madness, brother.

985
01:00:48.178 --> 01:00:50.812
I'm about to, brother.

986
01:00:50.814 --> 01:00:52.781
Reptil, down!

987
01:01:00.090 --> 01:01:02.024
Hm.

988
01:01:03.527 --> 01:01:07.095
Last chance.
Find Santa claus.

989
01:01:07.097 --> 01:01:09.631
Ho ho ho!

990
01:01:09.633 --> 01:01:13.268
No need to look
for that which is found.

991
01:01:13.270 --> 01:01:15.037
It's him.

992
01:01:15.039 --> 01:01:17.706
It's really him!
It's him!
It's Santa claus!

993
01:01:17.708 --> 01:01:19.975
Deck... the... halls.

994
01:01:19.977 --> 01:01:21.443
Santa, look out!

995
01:01:25.149 --> 01:01:26.782
Ho ho ho!

996
01:01:28.185 --> 01:01:31.853
You can control space-time.

997
01:01:31.855 --> 01:01:34.723
And you can be nice, loki,

998
01:01:34.725 --> 01:01:37.025
but you choose to be naughty.

999
01:01:37.027 --> 01:01:39.361
Will you change your ways?

1000
01:01:39.363 --> 01:01:44.266
Oh, I will change,
with your help.

1001
01:01:47.538 --> 01:01:50.372
Oh! Oh!

1002
01:01:56.814 --> 01:01:58.146
No!

1003
01:02:02.319 --> 01:02:04.686
Got your back, Santa!

1004
01:02:04.688 --> 01:02:05.654
No, reptil!

1005
01:02:08.425 --> 01:02:10.892
A touching display,
dino-child,

1006
01:02:10.894 --> 01:02:14.429
but the casket was too quick,
and you too late.

1007
01:02:14.431 --> 01:02:17.599
Come on, Santa.
Say it with me.

1008
01:02:17.601 --> 01:02:19.234
"Ho ho ho."

1009
01:02:19.236 --> 01:02:21.536
The power of Santa claus!

1010
01:02:21.538 --> 01:02:24.840
All mine!

1011
01:02:27.277 --> 01:02:32.347
You mortal insects,
time is about to pass you by.

1012
01:02:56.106 --> 01:03:00.075
Oh, so much power.

1013
01:03:00.077 --> 01:03:02.110
The perfect present.

1014
01:03:02.112 --> 01:03:04.412
Hope you kept the receipt,

1015
01:03:04.414 --> 01:03:06.748
'cause you're returning
that gift.

1016
01:03:06.750 --> 01:03:10.085
Or exchanging it,
depending on store policy.

1017
01:03:10.087 --> 01:03:13.622
Your might can overcome
many things, my friends,

1018
01:03:13.624 --> 01:03:17.793
but I fear a rift in
the very fabric of existence

1019
01:03:17.795 --> 01:03:19.895
is not one of them.

1020
01:03:22.966 --> 01:03:25.901
Santa, you gotta wake up.

1021
01:03:25.903 --> 01:03:27.569
We need you.

1022
01:03:27.571 --> 01:03:30.972
I always believed in you.
I'm not gonna stop now.

1023
01:03:34.478 --> 01:03:36.678
Farewell, heroes.

1024
01:03:36.680 --> 01:03:39.648
Take comfort in knowing
loki's earth

1025
01:03:39.650 --> 01:03:42.684
would not be to your liking.

1026
01:03:42.686 --> 01:03:45.320
Earth isn't yours
just yet, loki.

1027
01:03:45.322 --> 01:03:48.523
I'll admit
you have spirit, Santa.

1028
01:03:48.525 --> 01:03:53.662
But spirit is no more useful
than your hat.

1029
01:03:53.664 --> 01:03:55.297
What? How?

1030
01:03:55.299 --> 01:03:58.967
If there's belief,
there's Santa claus.

1031
01:03:58.969 --> 01:04:00.769
Thanks for filling in, Nick.

1032
01:04:00.771 --> 01:04:04.773
Whew. Did my best.
I'm no you, Santa.

1033
01:04:04.775 --> 01:04:08.844
You could've fooled me, Nick.
It's like looking in a mirror.

1034
01:04:10.814 --> 01:04:16.484
I have your immense power,
and you can barely stand.

1035
01:04:16.486 --> 01:04:19.287
You're no match for me.

1036
01:04:19.289 --> 01:04:21.289
He is with our help.

1037
01:04:21.291 --> 01:04:24.226
And, like me,
you owe Santa an apology.

1038
01:04:32.736 --> 01:04:36.404
I should be at home right now!

1039
01:04:53.690 --> 01:04:56.291
Don't let up.
He's too dangerous.

1040
01:05:08.839 --> 01:05:10.338
Put the bow on him, kid.

1041
01:05:13.510 --> 01:05:16.344
Here's a couple presents
just for you, loki.

1042
01:05:31.228 --> 01:05:35.430
Your minds are once again free
from loki's tyranny,
elves of alfheim.

1043
01:05:35.432 --> 01:05:38.767
And that is what
the holidays are all about.

1044
01:05:38.769 --> 01:05:40.769
I got a confession
to make.

1045
01:05:40.771 --> 01:05:44.773
I pushed for you
to come along
to mess with cap.

1046
01:05:44.775 --> 01:05:46.274
I know.

1047
01:05:46.276 --> 01:05:49.577
But I still wanted to prove
i deserve to be
on this team someday.

1048
01:05:49.579 --> 01:05:52.914
And you did.
I was wrong.
You were right.

1049
01:05:52.916 --> 01:05:56.718
You weren't a trainee today.
You were one of us-- a hero.

1050
01:05:56.720 --> 01:05:59.821
You did good, humberto.

1051
01:06:01.258 --> 01:06:03.291
Ow.

1052
01:06:03.293 --> 01:06:06.895
The emerald guard
now controls you, loki.

1053
01:06:13.103 --> 01:06:17.305
Anyway, it's a true honor
to finally meet you,

1054
01:06:17.307 --> 01:06:19.107
Santa-- sir!

1055
01:06:19.109 --> 01:06:22.911
Did I say that already?
The honor is mine,
humberto.

1056
01:06:25.649 --> 01:06:28.450
Are you okay,
Mr. claus?

1057
01:06:28.452 --> 01:06:30.585
It's "Santa," Steve.

1058
01:06:30.587 --> 01:06:32.921
Feeling stronger
by the second.

1059
01:06:32.923 --> 01:06:36.324
I'm a bit behind schedule,
but I'll make do.

1060
01:06:36.326 --> 01:06:38.026
I always have.

1061
01:06:38.028 --> 01:06:40.829
And you will tonight,
because we're gonna help.

1062
01:06:40.831 --> 01:06:42.897
It's the least we can do.

1063
01:06:43.700 --> 01:06:46.101
It's the least I can do

1064
01:06:46.103 --> 01:06:48.003
for doubting you.

1065
01:06:48.005 --> 01:06:51.539
Oh, don't be too hard
on yourself, Tony.

1066
01:06:51.541 --> 01:06:54.175
Even your brain
can't be right all the time.

1067
01:06:54.177 --> 01:06:56.978
So we can help?
'Cause I've been practicing.

1068
01:06:56.980 --> 01:07:00.682
Why not?
The more, the merrier.

1069
01:07:00.684 --> 01:07:02.350
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

1070
01:07:04.721 --> 01:07:07.222
Warm-blooded wretches!

1071
01:07:07.224 --> 01:07:11.092
Ice conquers all!

1072
01:07:17.401 --> 01:07:18.533
Whoa!

1073
01:07:21.338 --> 01:07:22.971
Ha...

1074
01:07:28.812 --> 01:07:31.146
Aahh!

1075
01:07:44.528 --> 01:07:46.861
Hi, honey!

1076
01:07:46.863 --> 01:07:50.098
And there's the missus.
Hello, dear!

1077
01:07:50.100 --> 01:07:51.833
See, rocket?

1078
01:07:51.835 --> 01:07:55.236
You saved everyone
from that awful ice giant.

1079
01:07:55.238 --> 01:07:57.739
Isn't giving wonderful?

1080
01:07:57.741 --> 01:08:00.275
Yeah. Feels pretty good.

1081
01:08:00.277 --> 01:08:04.579
It would feel a lot better
in a new ship, though.

1082
01:08:06.750 --> 01:08:09.651
Shall we? Wait.
How do I look?

1083
01:08:13.256 --> 01:08:16.124
Not bad, Nick.

1084
01:08:16.126 --> 01:08:18.126
Ow!
Not bad at all.

1085
01:08:18.128 --> 01:08:21.463
Ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho!

1086
01:08:21.465 --> 01:08:23.598
Is this sleigh new, Santa?

1087
01:08:23.600 --> 01:08:26.634
Yes. My gift to me.

1088
01:08:26.636 --> 01:08:28.436
You okay, Nick?

1089
01:08:28.438 --> 01:08:30.105
Mm...

1090
01:08:31.475 --> 01:08:33.408
I'm giving him a new car.

1091
01:09:15.519 --> 01:09:18.419
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

1092
01:09:18.421 --> 01:09:21.723
One last delivery.
Heroes get presents
tonight too.

1093
01:09:24.594 --> 01:09:27.929
Reptil, thank you
for saving me,

1094
01:09:27.931 --> 01:09:31.666
for believing in me,
for being my friend.

1095
01:09:31.668 --> 01:09:36.171
Ooh. Ooh.

1096
01:09:38.308 --> 01:09:40.942
It's so...

1097
01:09:40.944 --> 01:09:42.677
It's-- it's--

1098
01:09:42.679 --> 01:09:46.114
it's really right here--
new ship...

1099
01:09:46.116 --> 01:09:48.883
It's so beautiful!

1100
01:09:50.954 --> 01:09:53.721
I am groot.

1101
01:09:53.723 --> 01:09:55.623
You're both welcome.

1102
01:09:55.625 --> 01:09:58.026
Now, let's take it
for a spin.

1103
01:09:59.829 --> 01:10:02.697
Rebuild Santa's cottage!

1104
01:10:02.699 --> 01:10:05.466
He has his power back.
Why can't he do it?

1105
01:10:05.468 --> 01:10:08.970
Finish it,
or we finish you,
villain.

1106
01:10:14.044 --> 01:10:17.212
So, what did Santa give you?

1107
01:10:17.214 --> 01:10:19.347
I don't believe it.

1108
01:10:19.349 --> 01:10:21.482
It's the letter.
My letter.

1109
01:10:21.484 --> 01:10:23.484
The one I wrote to Santa
as a kid.

1110
01:10:23.486 --> 01:10:25.553
But I tore it up.
It's impossible.

1111
01:10:25.555 --> 01:10:30.058
Nothing's impossible
if you believe.

1112
01:10:40.737 --> 01:10:44.572
You have all given me
something to believe in.

1113
01:10:44.574 --> 01:10:46.374
I am groot.

1114
01:10:46.376 --> 01:10:49.577
That's kind, groot,
but we don't need

1115
01:10:49.579 --> 01:10:51.613
any more presents.

1116
01:10:59.522 --> 01:11:01.756
Wow!
Yeah.

1117
01:11:01.758 --> 01:11:04.259
Groot knows how
to finish on a high note.

1118
01:11:04.261 --> 01:11:06.628
It's just missing one thing.

1119
01:11:06.630 --> 01:11:08.196
A day off?

1120
01:11:08.198 --> 01:11:11.766
- Burritos?
- Don't say "hug."

1121
01:11:11.768 --> 01:11:13.101
Singing!

1122
01:11:16.806 --> 01:11:21.109
Ra-ah-ah-ah-ah!

1122
01:11:22.305 --> 01:11:28.854
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