1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,800 Ah, the holidays. The most wonderful time of the year. 3 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,964 And so, begins my tale. 4 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,020 On the snowy morning of Christmas Eve, 5 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,044 as Charlotte Cooper set out her 37th snow globe, 6 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,285 trying to create the perfect Christmas for her family, 7 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,971 she remembered a moment, she'd hoped she could hold on to forever. 8 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:15,245 Meanwhile, her husband, Sam Cooper, who I can read pretty well, 9 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,247 was recalling the moment just after that moment... 10 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,091 trying to remember if he knew he was happy, 11 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,927 at the same time, the happiness was going on. 12 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,210 And, their beloved dog, Rag, 13 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,489 remembered how good it felt to be a Christmas present. 14 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,491 And all over town, 15 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:48,327 the Cooper clan, and then some, were starting their morning too. 16 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,171 Who are all these people? 17 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,326 Well, that's the story. 18 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,010 I can't just give it away. 19 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,260 But for now, they're heading into their holiday, 20 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,931 searching for comfort and a little more joy. 21 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,407 - That's fine. Make gingerbread houses. - All right. 22 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,370 Can you just have them at my front door at 9:00 am? 23 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,807 Yeah, but, it's Christmas morning. What if they want to sleep in? 24 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:07,180 What kid sleeps in on Christmas morning? 25 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,362 - I don't know. - Why do you have to change things? 26 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,369 God forbid, I wanna spend another 15 minutes with my kids. 27 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,170 Why'd you have to be such a dick? 28 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,060 - Merry Christmas. - Season's Greetings. 29 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,207 Merry Christmas. 30 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,890 We hope to see you tonight, Angie. 31 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,329 Hey, Charlie, Merry Christmas. 32 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,131 Don't take that personally. 33 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,243 Take it as a group, he hates everybody. 34 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,164 Hi, Grandma. Hi, Grandpa. 35 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,650 - Merry Christmas, Bo. - Merry Christmas. 36 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,603 Charlie, please don't ditch your brother at the mall. 37 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,046 Thank you for taking Madison today. I really appreciate it. 38 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,487 I can't be late for work. 39 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,940 But it's Christmas eve, Hank. Come on. 40 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,121 Yeah, I know. 41 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,765 Job's a job, right? 42 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,660 Madison's been doing this weird thing. 43 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,940 I made the mistake of laughing at it the first time. 44 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,326 So, now she does it all the time. 45 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,211 Do me a favor. When she does it, don't laugh. 46 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,171 And then, hopefully, she'll just stop doing it on her own. 47 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,646 - Sure. Of course. - What is it? 48 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,900 - Hi! - Hi, Madison. 49 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,220 There she is. 50 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,420 Grandma and Grandpa are here, they're going to take you for the day. 51 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,841 - Can you say, "Hi"? - You're such a dick. 52 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,209 - Dad, don't. - Stop it. 53 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,004 Okay, let's go. 54 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,210 As Ruby served her 19th Holiday Special, 55 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,644 she remembered serving Christmas dinner to her brothers. 56 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,164 While her mother, six eggnogs to the wind, 57 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,164 was passed out on the couch. 58 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:36,248 Although her childhood had left her feeling separate from the world, 59 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:40,481 Ruby felt an unexpected connection to Bucky Newport. 60 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:44,367 For the last five years, she looked forward to starting her mornings with him. 61 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:48,283 She loved how he wore a suit and bow tie, every day, 62 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,164 just like did when he was a teacher. 63 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,809 Always straightening it and only making it worse. 64 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,091 Good morning. I'm furious with you. 65 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,326 - What'd I do? - That ending shattered me. 66 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,521 Well, it's supposed to. 67 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,886 That's what makes it one of the most significant endings in the history of film. 68 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,260 But Chaplin's face... 69 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:15,731 Full of hope and fear and shame and embarrassment and God knows what else. 70 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,367 But the genius was that it's his subconscious autobiography. 71 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,649 He had fallen in love with several 72 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,684 young women over the years and he was their mentor. 73 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,580 But, he was endlessly terrified that 74 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,330 they're going see him as he saw himself. 75 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,842 Which is nothing but a busker, in the streets of London. 76 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,400 It's amazing. 77 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,380 Bucky looked away from Ruby, because, 78 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,609 oddly, he felt closer to her than anyone in his life. 79 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,487 He understood the absurdity of the situation. 80 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,860 He had shown her 67 movies. Ate at her diner, daily. 81 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,371 And hated the food there. 82 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,007 You want the special? 83 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,844 - What day is today? - Friday. 84 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,441 Friday? It's not so special. 85 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:56,607 How about Wednesday's? 86 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,245 Or Thursday's hash browns? 87 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,125 - Sold. - Hey, Ruby. 88 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,321 The coffee's cold. 89 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:03,921 You'll be fine. 90 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,561 Sit down. 91 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,365 Spending Christmas with the family? 92 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,887 Ruby recalled the joys of gift giving. 93 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,001 Nope. 94 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:16,925 Believe me, I understand. 95 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,929 Christmas comes around, somebody yells, 96 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,841 "Time for comfort and joy, it's Christmas." 97 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,290 Everybody panics as if you can schedule happiness. 98 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,380 Can't do it. 99 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,606 You going to your daughter's? 100 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,122 Oh, yes. She's a very good cook. 101 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,300 I don't know where she got it from, because 102 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:36,327 when their mother died, the only thing I could teach her was, how to order out. 103 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,805 I don't know what it is. Everything is a contest with my girls. 104 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,729 Except, I have no idea what the prize is. 105 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:45,169 I try to ease the tension, but they don't really hear me. 106 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,365 Hey, Ruby, my coffee's still cold. 107 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,124 Why don't you come over here and warm me up? 108 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,365 Sorry, I got to go. 109 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,250 Clearly, an emergency. 110 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,568 I just don't feel like spending any money on her. 111 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,162 She never spends a dime on me. 112 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:09,967 My own sister. 113 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,010 You know what she'll do. She'll make a donation in my name. 114 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,129 Oh, that's really festive. 115 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,244 And they never say how big a donation, 116 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:23,604 so there's no way of knowing how much I'm supposed to spend. 117 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:28,420 I am tempted to get the rattiest thing I can find, 118 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,807 just to see my sister Charlotte's face. 119 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,010 Hold on. I'll call you back. 120 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,205 When Emma was a little girl, 121 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,847 she overheard her parents say that her sister, Charlotte, was planned, 122 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,804 but, that she was an accident. 123 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,440 She faithfully behaved like one, ever since. 124 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,526 Ma'am, we need to detain you. 125 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,166 Give it, to me. 126 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,681 Come on. Let's just make life easier on everybody. 127 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:06,601 Spit it out. 128 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,606 Spit it out. 129 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,765 Give it, to me. 130 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,600 Merry Christmas. 131 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,688 - Thank you so much. Thank you. - Best ever. 132 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,041 - Thank you. - Our last number 133 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,691 is one of my aunt's favorites. So, this is for you. 134 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:29,927 Aunt Fishy. 135 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,569 Rags! Get down, Rags. 136 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,801 Okay, then. Ready, Mrs. Pinkins? 137 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:37,967 Hit it. 138 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:43,041 Joy to the world The Lord has come 139 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,220 Let earth... 140 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,243 That's not the right lyric. 141 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,769 I'm sorry, Mitzi. But I think it is. 142 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,006 From the top, please. 143 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,567 I'm not going to play to the wrong lyric. 144 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:55,966 Don't play it, Mitzi. 145 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,607 Mitzi's right. 146 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,580 - It's not the right lyric. - Of course, it's the lyric. 147 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,045 Joy to the world, the Lord has come. 148 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,523 No, it's not the Lord has come like God reached orgasm. Please... 149 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,441 What? 150 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,567 Mitzi! 151 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,882 Well, so, Merry Christmas, everyone. 152 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,168 I think that ends our little program. 153 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,487 Thank you so much. You've been a wonderful audience. 154 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,090 We will be back next year. 155 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,846 But, will they? 156 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,140 You don't have to worry about that after tonight, that's for sure. 157 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,765 You don't have to say it like you're never 158 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,121 going to see me again, Charlotte. I'm not dying. 159 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,810 No. But, we are. 160 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:36,841 Hey, Tinkerbell. 161 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,331 Aware of the growing distance between her parents, 162 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:48,561 Eleanor Cooper found herself drawn to public displays of affection. 163 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:55,246 She remembered a time in her life she had not been so guarded. 164 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,965 This is quite fun. 165 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,249 If you show me yours, I'll show you mine. 166 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:06,886 Okay? 167 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,651 She remembered a moment she'd wished she could forget, 168 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,528 the day a stolen kiss caught her eye. 169 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,050 She recognized that kiss. 170 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,130 It was her fiancé's. 171 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,524 Eleanor was shattered. 172 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:40,011 Alas, she could never climb the wall that built up around her heart. 173 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,847 Still, Eleanor secretly searched out strangers' faces, 174 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,766 for the moment they flickered with unguarded emotion. 175 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,408 Can I have a Dirty Martini, shaken over ice, please? 176 00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,841 I'd be honored to buy you a drink. 177 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,321 - I can pay for my drink. Thank you. - Not you. 178 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,046 Thanks. 179 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,010 I'll have a Dirty Martini, shaken over ice. 180 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,165 Put the presents for the kids in the trunk. 181 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,880 And I'll get your tip, next time. 182 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,081 No problem. 183 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,443 And take the Internet, it's faster. 184 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:20,966 You got it, Aunt Fishy. 185 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,322 My nephew called me that. 186 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:27,489 He and wife are going to Africa and I'm babysitting the kids. 187 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,967 I'm your nephew. Can you remember my name? 188 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,087 Sam. 189 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,561 Yes. I'm Sam, that's great. 190 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,005 I know your name. 191 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,964 I'm not a zombie. 192 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,820 You better step on it. 193 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,445 You're going to miss your plane. 194 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,809 Aunt Fishy, that was 30 years ago. 195 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,201 Really? 196 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,250 Well, how was the trip? 197 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,561 We didn't go. 198 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,162 But you were dying to go. 199 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:59,281 And, you and Charlotte, saved your money for years. 200 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,005 We had a rough year, so we postponed it. 201 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,443 Oh, Sammy. And then you never went. 202 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,161 Weren't you supposed to go, again, this year? 203 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,770 Yes, we were. 204 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,610 Who can say what ends a marriage? 205 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:19,202 Perhaps, it's unreasonable to ask human beings to grow at exactly 206 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,887 the same rate, for 40 years, six months and three days. 207 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,881 But the canceled trip was the last straw. 208 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,482 And Sam was moving out. 209 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:33,320 You seem out of sorts. Give me the keys, I'll drive. 210 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,761 As Hank Cooper waited for his 17th job interview in the past month, 211 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,010 he wondered how long he could keep up 212 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,488 the lie that he was still taking family portraits at Sears. 213 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,700 Big smiles, guys. 214 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,740 You're going to have this picture for the rest of your lives. 215 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:51,207 It's going on a wall. All right, right here. Ready? 216 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,041 Yes. 217 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,060 He missed his job helping unhappy families appear happy. 218 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,083 Love the sweaters, right? Chipper. 219 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,460 Yes. And that's beautiful. 220 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,891 It was his superpower. 221 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:12,682 Unexpectedly, he thought of a woman he saw just once and never again. 222 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,730 Then, he thought of the automated voice that had replaced him. 223 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:20,885 Merry Christmas. Toes on the line. Cheese. 224 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,365 Did that voice have children? 225 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,762 Did they now have unaffordable gifts on their Christmas lists, too? 226 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:31,487 Dear Santa, please bring me a blue bicycle. 227 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:36,687 I'll be waking up at my father's, but opening presents at my mom's. 228 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,162 Hank thought of the unbridled joy he had, Christmas mornings. 229 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,570 Mister Cooper? 230 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,402 Determined, Hank entered the office, with his left foot. 231 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,884 He'd read, this was lucky. 232 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,340 I want to thank you for taking the time to speak with me, today. 233 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,460 I really appreciate it. 234 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,540 I know that you're not actually hiring anyone, till the new year, 235 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,971 but just know that... 236 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,960 I'm ready to work now. 237 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,250 You know, I could start today, if you needed it. 238 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,206 I take pride in my work. 239 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,203 I take a lot of pride in my work. I... 240 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,802 At my last job, if a family took a bad picture, I insisted on taking another, 241 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,127 because I care. I care. I just... 242 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:21,367 I hated the idea of anyone sending out a bad holiday card. 243 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,801 You know, you don't get another shot at that, for a whole year. 244 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,730 You know how many relatives are going to see that? 245 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,770 Who's going to care about that now, Bob? 246 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,166 Who's going to care about that? 247 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:35,280 Dude, you are way too intense, for Staples. 248 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,526 So what your deal? What do you do? 249 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,329 I am a writer. 250 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,100 Wow. All right. 251 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,220 What do you write? 252 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,608 Are you familiar with the Pottery Barn Catalog, Outdoor Furniture Edition? 253 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,441 All weather wicker. 254 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,331 You know my work? 255 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,540 I write plays, actually. I don't know why... Yeah. 256 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,404 - Wow. That's cool. - Yeah. 257 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,324 My last play was almost produced. 258 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,170 And then... 259 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,370 my lead actor, slash, ventriloquist, 260 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,565 left for a paying job. 261 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,284 He was a Republican, naturally. 262 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,365 Republican ventriloquist. 263 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,410 Oh, no. No. 264 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,608 You're way too cute to be a Republican. 265 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,169 Well, the good news is I'm not a ventriloquist. 266 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,368 Just tell me you're not one of those churchy Republicans, 267 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,205 who believes in Fox News, but not evolution. 268 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,483 Okay. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, 269 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,531 why are there still, monkeys and apes? 270 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,524 It's funny because my dog asked me the same thing about wolves yesterday. 271 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,085 All right. 272 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,961 - Look, you believe in God, right? - Which one? 273 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,924 Any one, just pick one. 274 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,009 They all need too much validation, for me. 275 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,246 It's all, "Love me most or go to hell." 276 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,362 I have a hard time believing I'm less needy than God. 277 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,401 Yeah, I have a hard time believing you are too. 278 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,486 - So you don't believe in much, do you? - You know what I believe in? 279 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,809 I believe in the sound of Nina Simone's voice. 280 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,762 I feel like that is the closest I'll ever come to believing in God. 281 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,642 - I haven't heard her. - Wow. 282 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,250 - Sorry. - It'll make you a convert. 283 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,340 What are you doing in an airport bar, anyway? 284 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,011 Shouldn't you be with your people in denying science, 285 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,321 or wherever you're from? 286 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,247 I'm just trying to get home, but everything's snowed in. 287 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,440 Isn't that, what you're doing here? 288 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,450 No, I flew in to see my family. 289 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,700 I have to be there at 5:00. 290 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,201 I'm just here to kill an hour or six. 291 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,086 All right. 292 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,241 Hey... 293 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,002 I hope Eleanor's plane wasn't delayed. 294 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,051 And something's up with Hank. 295 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,691 He always does that weird piglet snort, whenever he's trying to hide something. 296 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,980 People snort, Charlotte. 297 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,401 No. This is not a universal snort, like... 298 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,481 It's not. It's a kind of a... It's... 299 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,926 It's specific like... 300 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,921 It's... 301 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,681 Merry Christmas, anyway. All right. 302 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,607 Oh, my goodness, look. 303 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,324 Oh, I've got a surprise for you, Madison. 304 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,603 This is genuine, "guess what," look... 305 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,084 - Gingerbread house. - Yes. 306 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,300 Maybe I should bake a peppermint cake. 307 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,380 - Why? - Because it's Christmas, Sam. 308 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,323 For God's sake, it's Christmas. 309 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,020 You can't cook this away, Charlotte. 310 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,820 People are going to look back on tonight and realize 311 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,763 it was all a performance. We should have, at least, 312 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,410 warned them before they came. 313 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,206 No, but I want them to wanna come, that's the whole point. 314 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,529 This is the only time of the year when we're all together. 315 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,283 And it's our last chance to feel like a family before we tell them. 316 00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:00,500 I want the kids to have the memory of one last perfect Christmas. 317 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,620 And I know that you think that I'm ridiculous... 318 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,420 No, I don't think you're being ridiculous. 319 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,727 Under the circumstances, yeah, you are being a little ridiculous. 320 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,650 ...Comfort and joy Comfort and joy 321 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:14,243 Oh, tidings of comfort and joy 322 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,681 We clearly have a major difference of opinion 323 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,740 and I can understand why you are wrong. 324 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,500 If you treat them like they're not resilient, 325 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,980 they're going to be not resilient. 326 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,923 Hank is still reeling from the divorce... 327 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,020 and you know... I'm sorry, okay, go ahead. 328 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,361 No, you go ahead. I'll listen. I feel like a fraud. 329 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,900 The whole thing feels wrong. I'm going to tell them the truth. 330 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,220 - We'll all be together. - Wait a minute. 331 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,580 No, we made an agreement. 332 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,500 You cannot break an agreement, mid-agreement. 333 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,460 - I disagree. - No, you agreed to the agreement. 334 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,500 You agreed to one last Christmas and then you can just move out. 335 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,204 You want to leave, you can just go ahead and leave. 336 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,561 You're the one who chose not to go. 337 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,380 You don't care enough about the marriage to make... 338 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,768 Will the parents of the lost child in aisle seven 339 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,287 please come up to the front and claim her? 340 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,171 You're such a dick. 341 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,771 Oh, my God. 342 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,564 Bo was on a mission. 343 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,324 He had to find the perfect gift that would bring back his brother, 344 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,086 who had become an alien since his parents' divorce. 345 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:21,968 That gift had to have healing powers and it had to be cheap. 346 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,606 He even sacrificed his one-on-one with Santa. 347 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,220 Nothing about this mission was easy. 348 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,527 But, Bo would not be thwarted. 349 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,449 This is a while misunderstanding. 350 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,931 Look, I'm somebody's mother. 351 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,780 I have three kids. They're teenagers. 352 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,961 They're teenagers. 353 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,969 Already, they don't take me seriously. 354 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,410 My husband's an ethics professor. 355 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,171 He'll never forgive me. 356 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,726 My entire family is coming over at 5:00 for Christmas dinner, which I have to cook. 357 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,087 Please. Don't you have any compassion? 358 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,082 - So, it's all a misunderstanding? - Yes. 359 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,811 Okay. So, clear it up. 360 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,085 How'd the jewels get in your mouth? 361 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,205 - Right. This way. - I though it was a lozenge. 362 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,603 Shortly after his mother moved out, 363 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,731 Charlie felt as unclaimed as a lost Christmas package, 364 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,968 lying in the back corner of the post office. 365 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:24,567 In spite of this, he arrived at the mall, vowing he would kiss Lauren Hesselberg, 366 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,047 once and for all, or die trying. 367 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,081 Unnerved, he began to watch himself. 368 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:05,251 He told himself to coolly say, "What's up, Lauren? What's up?" 369 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,446 Hey, Lauren. 370 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,766 Hey, Charlie. 371 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,046 What you doing here? 372 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,605 I work here. 373 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,886 Of course. 374 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,940 When, at last, he stood in front of her, 375 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,646 a clear directive repeated itself in his mind, 376 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,370 "Don't look at her boobs. 377 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,001 "Do not look at her boobs." 378 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,003 I love the way Stewart does a little food dance when his meal arrives. 379 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,486 And how Sarah still puts lipstick on for Hal. 380 00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:01,291 I like the way Paula Anderson rests her breasts on the table, as if they were tired. 381 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:09,000 We were so sad to see you go, Ruby. I'm gonna miss you. 382 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,728 - Take care, okay? Bye guys. - Merry Christmas. 383 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,044 You're going somewhere? 384 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,481 It's my last day. 385 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,525 - What? - Yeah. 386 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,244 You tell the lady with the lipstick on her teeth and you don't tell me? 387 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,681 I don't... I didn't know how to tell you. 388 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,100 It's like that movie you gave me, Born Yesterday, right, 389 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,646 when Billie Dawn walks out on Harry Brock. 390 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,081 There's a better kind of life than the one I got. 391 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,768 You told me, right here, you said, 392 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,643 "Starting over, you could be the hero of your own life." 393 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,645 You can be a hero, here. 394 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,928 Where are you going? 395 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,931 Hot Coffee, Mississippi. 396 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,180 I found it on a map when I was 14 years old. 397 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,362 It seems like the perfect place for a waitress. 398 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,020 Look, I don't understand. I'm confused. 399 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,124 You've never even been there. It's the worst idea I've ever heard of. 400 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,243 But I... I want to start over. I need... 401 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,260 I need a change. 402 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,761 No. Leaving doesn't change anything. 403 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,530 Everything just comes with you. 404 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,926 Hot Coffee, Mississippi? 405 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,202 That's a place? It's like a line from a sitcom. 406 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,321 Bucky. 407 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,820 You're a bird watcher. You watch us all from a distance. 408 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,651 - We're just characters that amuse you. - Not true. 409 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,340 You love everybody at arm's length, keep it up and you'll end up alone, Ruby. 410 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,124 That's a terrible thing to say to me. 411 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,611 Well, it's a terrible thing to watch. 412 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,926 It's very cowardly. 413 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,641 So, in other words, you think that I'm a coward. 414 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,331 No. Not in other words, those are the words. 415 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,641 You think you can run away, hiding in Hot Chocolate? 416 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,131 You're a coward. 417 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,721 You can pay up front. 418 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,885 You tell everybody at the restaurant you're leaving and you don't tell me. 419 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,560 May I ask you something? 420 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,206 Is this something that they teach you at the Police Academy? 421 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,249 Or have you always been a robot? 422 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:53,500 I can understand that you need professional distance, 423 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,170 from a hardened criminal. 424 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:59,285 But, when there's a poor downtrodden housewife, 425 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:04,210 sobbing in the back of your car, on Christmas, one has to wonder. 426 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,369 I'm guessing it's something they teach you. 427 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,245 No one's born that way. 428 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,281 Though Officer Williams never engaged with suspects in the back of his car, 429 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,608 Emma unknowingly pierced his armor. 430 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,325 I'm not a robot. 431 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,127 What? 432 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,408 I have feelings, just like everyone else. 433 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,980 Would you like to talk about it? 434 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,491 I'm not talking to you. 435 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,563 - Take me to your leader. - Shut up. 436 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,041 Listen. 437 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,369 You landed in a pot of jam, arresting me. 438 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,805 I've been a doctor for 20 years. 439 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,047 People pay me a lot to listen to their problems. 440 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,365 You're a head-shrinker? 441 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,180 What Emma did not know was that Officer Williams 442 00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,805 had once sought out counseling, 443 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,527 but couldn't get over the fact that he would have to talk. 444 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,562 And we're off, with Rudolph, right here, to see Santa. 445 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,609 And Donner, and Vixen... 446 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,563 And Blitzen and Nixon... 447 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,244 Look at this. It's beautiful. 448 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,482 Silent Night reminded Charlotte of a part of herself that now felt 449 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,523 inescapably out of her grasp. 450 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,801 She caroled to deflect the fact that she missed that person... 451 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,610 as much as Sam did. 452 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:50,089 All is bright 453 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,844 Brown young virgin 454 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,611 Mother and child... 455 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,801 What? 456 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,127 Really? You think it's a song about a brown young virgin? 457 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,561 - And her mother and her child. - Oh, my God. 458 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,420 I didn't write the song, Charlotte. 459 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,885 Look, Sam, I was a music teacher. 460 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,931 Round. That's what it is. She's a round young virgin. 461 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,043 Yeah, it's much better. Very Christmassy. 462 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,420 Don't worry. We're going. 463 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,420 Off we go. Next stop, where? 464 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:22,128 To see the one, the only, Santa. 465 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,249 And, Santa's army of helpers. 466 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,330 - Right. - It's Santa's brothers. 467 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,165 Anta, Janta, Mylanta... 468 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,289 Oh, man, look at that. They... 469 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:05,051 I love moments where people are so unchecked, so unselfconscious. 470 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,730 I know. It's ridiculous. I like watching people. 471 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,363 I just love that moment when a face floods with feeling. 472 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,002 Oh, I get it. I do. 473 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,761 All right. 474 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,081 Hit the pool? 475 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,324 Yeah. Oh, God. 476 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,482 Where'd you go? Bailey? 477 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,247 Bailey? Oh, thank God. 478 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,620 I thought you were gone. That is very effective camo. 479 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,881 All right. 480 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,811 Did you always want to join the army? 481 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,401 It's a long story. 482 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,246 Father in the military? 483 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,251 Short story, really. 484 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,126 It was the right thing to do. 485 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,685 Hey, I admire it. 486 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,565 I can't imagine putting my life on the line for anything. 487 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,161 What if I was wrong? 488 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,443 That certainty, that's amazing. 489 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,844 - Thank you. - In like a... 490 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:04,041 corporate-loving, government-trusting, gung-ho kind of way. 491 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,780 As opposed to your mistrusting, 492 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,565 sideline-hugging, passive sort of way. 493 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,081 - Right. - Yeah. 494 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,644 How does your family feel about you leaving? 495 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,242 They're happy I'm finally getting my life together. 496 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,363 Yeah. They haven't seen me since I looked like... 497 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,361 this. 498 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,361 Oh, wow! 499 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,780 That's an extreme transformation! 500 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,340 That's incredible. Can I keep this? 501 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,169 I'm going to need to keep this. Wow! 502 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,888 How long have you felt robotic? 503 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,401 I don't. 504 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:48,122 I see, so you believe you're in touch with your feelings then? 505 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,208 - Yes. - Both of them? 506 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,811 Apparently... 507 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,126 I... 508 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,211 have trouble expressing myself in relationships. 509 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,921 - How old are you? - I just turned 40. 510 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,042 And, how's your sex life? 511 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,620 How's your sex life? 512 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,100 I have sex with people, okay? But... 513 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,929 But you don't connect emotionally? 514 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,205 And what's your biggest fear? 515 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,449 That I'll end up alone. 516 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,291 And gay. 517 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,286 What? 518 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,488 You're 40, you're single. 519 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,685 - "People" sleep with you? - Are you serious? 520 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,965 - Are you gay? - No! 521 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,446 Only in bed. 522 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,041 You all right, Grandpa? 523 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,567 Yes, yes, exceptional. Never better. 524 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,001 How did it go? 525 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,803 Exceptional. Never better. 526 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,526 That bad? 527 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,170 Yeah, what the hell am I going to do? 528 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,410 I got to find a job by the new year. 529 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,923 You don't have to find a job by the new year, 530 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,340 that's an arbitrary deadline. 531 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,886 You can find it January 11th, March 17th, it makes no difference. 532 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,440 I'll lend you the money. 533 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,686 I don't want to be that guy. 534 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,201 I like that guy, he's a very fine guy. 535 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,082 Well, then, what shall we get Charlotte? 536 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,841 Poinsettias or poinsettias? 537 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,446 How about poinsettias? 538 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,320 Good idea. 539 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,731 I got it, I'll take care of it. 540 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,081 That's all right. No, no, I got it. 541 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,660 - I got it. - I got it! 542 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,603 I got the god damned flowers! 543 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,700 You get the flowers. 544 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,006 $8.99. 545 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,731 I'll get that back for you. 546 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,807 Hank, you don't have to hide this from your family. 547 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,965 They're your family. 548 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,969 I don't want to ruin Christmas for Mom. 549 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,209 Well, then tell Angie. She will understand if the alimony is late. 550 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,808 No, I was a failure at marriage. I refuse to be a failure at divorce. 551 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,020 You're not a failure. Some marriages have a shelf life, that's all. 552 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,929 But you and Angie were never happy. 553 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,725 Angie was always looking over her shoulder for what she didn't have. 554 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,366 FOMO. 555 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,922 - FOMO? - Fear of missing out. 556 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,380 We fought about it all the time. 557 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,580 Look, I understand. There's history there, 558 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,220 you were high school sweethearts. 559 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,651 No, that... 560 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,327 That's not true. 561 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,889 We were not sweethearts. That is family fiction. 562 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,570 We were lab partners. 563 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,084 We dissected rats together. 564 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,128 Then, out of nowhere... 565 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,883 band practice at Travis Howard's house, Angie pounced on me... 566 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,444 while My Sharona was playing. 567 00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,620 I got as far as... And then, boom! Done. 568 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,300 I became a dad, same day I failed Biology. 569 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,140 Listen, don't let this one moment define your entire life. 570 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,980 I'm telling you this from the heart now. 571 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,820 Angie talks while she chews with her mouth wide open! 572 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,206 It's like a fireman's hose. 573 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,885 It speaks of her character. 574 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,980 She's worse than my Aunt Edna. 575 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,260 Look, Hank, I had kids young, just like you did. 576 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,966 I had to raise them while I was still raising myself. 577 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,846 Trust me, this is one small chapter in your great, big life. 578 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,485 Go out and get some! 579 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,729 - Just get some? - Get some. 580 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,004 It's... The thing is... 581 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,326 Yes? 582 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,485 You've only been with Angie? 583 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,130 Yes, that is the thing. 584 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,169 This is solvable. This is a solvable problem. 585 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,420 Doesn't it suck how we can want to run from our families, 586 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,045 but impress them at the same time? 587 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,845 I just disappoint mine. 588 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,125 I think the build up to facing their disappointment is actually the worst part. 589 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,083 "Anticappointment," I call it. 590 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,687 I can't face the anticappointment. 591 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,400 Is that why you're avoiding them? 592 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,740 I just hate the holidays. 593 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,780 I hate having to reduce everything I'm doing 594 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,689 down to a sound byte and then defend it. 595 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,600 And I just... 596 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,007 I hate reverting back to how everyone saw me. 597 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,603 - Maybe you should join the army. - Yeah. 598 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,166 Are you scared? 599 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:37,927 No. 600 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:42,561 Here. 601 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,200 Take that. 602 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,524 How about a little Nina Simone? 603 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,601 Even though he knew he would never see her again, 604 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,489 Joe would always remember this amazing moment, 605 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,122 that only happened in his mind. 606 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,801 You know what, Madison? 607 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,540 Guess what, you can really see the North Pole from up here. 608 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,051 Did you know that? 609 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,808 This is your daddy's favorite place in the whole wide world! 610 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,420 Three for the red lane, please. 611 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,100 You know, or maybe what we could do is 612 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,340 we could join Aunt Fishy for a nice cup of hot cocoa. 613 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,660 What a wonderful view. This was so much fun. Let's go. 614 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,700 Oh, come on. We're not shooting her out of a cannon. 615 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,860 You used to love those. 616 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,610 Where is your sense of adventure? 617 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,580 - Buried in a good book? - No! 618 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,081 I am not, you are... That's just ridiculous! 619 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,089 Come on, Madison. Let's just go. We're gonna show him. 620 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,603 Nice and easy does it, right, sweetheart? 621 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,321 Every time I go home, I'm told it's so okay that I am not in a relationship. 622 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,971 It's so okay. 623 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:18,926 So, how come you're not? 624 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,126 How come you're not? 625 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,840 Who says I'm not? 626 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:30,847 I'm not. 627 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,201 Yeah, I just wanted to see your reaction, if you thought I was. 628 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,246 - Okay. - Are you? 629 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,083 I don't know. Sort of. 630 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,805 He couldn't get away for the holidays. 631 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,206 Prison? 632 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,406 He's with his wife. 633 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,686 Yeah. 634 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,571 Yeah, that's not the kind of thing you'd want to share with mom and dad, huh? 635 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,125 No, I don't like to brag. 636 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,364 Wait, look. 637 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,285 I don't believe in marriage, okay? Love fades. 638 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:11,841 Yeah, so? 639 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,405 Every time a face floods, that's over a new relationship. 640 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,100 - Right? - No. 641 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,328 Don't do that. Don't throw me up to me. 642 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,404 Do you even know any happily married people? 643 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,567 Yeah, my parents. 644 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,570 I mean, you know what I'm worried about, 645 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,460 is that I'm never going to find what they have. 646 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,925 I'm worried that I will. 647 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,680 The second we left the house, my parents' marriage imploded. 648 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,290 They fight all the time now. 649 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,606 So do mine. 650 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,001 - You just said they were happy. - Passionate. 651 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,805 - Ugly. - Honest. 652 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,367 Heartbreaking. 653 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,923 - So, who was he? - What? 654 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,980 This guy that messed with your head. I mean it's got to be somebody right? 655 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:50,969 Otherwise, you wouldn't settle for a married guy. 656 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,404 You think he's going to leave his wife for you? 657 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,567 Nope. That was never on the table. 658 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,322 And, besides, we live in different states. 659 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,401 That's good. 660 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,530 Wouldn't want to go wasting your life, right? 661 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,129 You want to know what's a waste of a life? 662 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,647 A know it all with a freshly shaved mullet, 663 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,060 who slaps on a uniform and thinks it gives him the moral high ground. 664 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,766 When, really, he's just risking his life to please his dad. 665 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,686 Best of luck. 666 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:37,726 Does your mother know? 667 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,730 She knew before I did. 668 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,161 How do you know? 669 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,001 Listen, if it's hard to talk about, 670 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,087 maybe a little role-play can free you up. 671 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,487 I could play your mom and you be you. 672 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,760 Hi, sweetie! 673 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,611 Hi, Mom. 674 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,562 Stop. You're not doing you right. 675 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,247 - What? - You're not a robot yet. 676 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,369 You're still a little kid. 677 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,403 I'll be you, you be Mom. 678 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,369 Hi, Mom. It was career day at school. 679 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,100 And Odell said that he wanted to be a podiatrist like his dad. 680 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,329 And I said, I wanted to be... 681 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,125 Percy, don't gesture so much when you talk. 682 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,980 Well, Kenisha said that she wanted to... 683 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,003 Percy, stop tilting your head. 684 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,804 Percy, stand with your legs apart. 685 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,124 Percy, don't smile so big. 686 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,404 I said that I wanted to be... 687 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,286 An explorer. 688 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,602 And now you wear a "Do not enter" sign across your chest. 689 00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,166 You couldn't be a gay man, so you became a stereotype of a man. 690 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,444 Oh, it's so sad. 691 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,300 The things we do in our childhood, 692 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,051 just to fit in, make us stand apart as adults. 693 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,521 Cold, hard truth is, when I was asked what I wanted to be when I grew up, 694 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,888 I never said, "alone." 695 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,044 You feel alone with three teenagers? 696 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,540 Oh, them. No. I lied. I don't have any kids. 697 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,722 - I don't even have a husband. - What? 698 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,860 Yeah. I knew you'd think, "She's alone, 699 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,611 "she's not getting any younger. Of course, she'd swallow a brooch." 700 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,060 I opened up to you and you lied to me. 701 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,780 No, I lied before you opened up. 702 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,340 I would never lie to you now. 703 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,807 The conversation part of this arrest is over. 704 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,006 What? 705 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,603 That scream you made, coming down the hill. 706 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,083 Is that the Whitehead kid? 707 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,244 The one we used to call Schnozzle? 708 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,488 Quick, quick, what was his name? 709 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,568 - Skippy. - Don't say, "Skippy." 710 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,771 Oh, here. 711 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,685 Hey. Think you can drop me at the mall? 712 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,520 - Get in. - All right. 713 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,087 Thanks. 714 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,620 Seriously, what's his name? I can't remember. 715 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:31,926 Schnozington. 716 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,326 Get in the back, Rags. 717 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,780 Does your mom know you're out hitchhiking? 718 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,009 No, she took my keys away when she caught me with pot in the car. 719 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,160 Well... 720 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,926 What? 721 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,530 It's not like we never got stoned, Charlotte. 722 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,900 - We grew up in the '60s. - You grew up in the '60s? 723 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,206 Cool! 724 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,940 - Hear that, Charlotte? - What? 725 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,724 Schnozzle Whitehead thinks we're cool. 726 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,041 Wait. What did you call me? 727 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,100 Yeah we used to... It was groovy. 728 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,725 We knocked around. We went to concerts. 729 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,251 Charlotte met Bob Dylan. 730 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,260 Are you serious? What was he like? 731 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,060 No, I only met him for a couple of seconds. 732 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,128 Till security dragged you off of him. 733 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,682 - Were you guys hippies? - Yeah! 734 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,260 - No. - What do you mean, "No"? 735 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,260 Oh, my God! 736 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,820 She used to speak at rallies, 737 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,968 in front of anybody. You should have heard her. 738 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:30,180 No, it's just that I liked how loud my voice sounded 739 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,780 over the microphone. It's nothing at all. 740 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:35,248 Oh, no. You were fearless, man, you had passion. 741 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,808 I don't remember much of that at all. 742 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,449 You don't remember that day? 743 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,046 No. 744 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:47,681 Really? 745 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,963 That was a long time ago, when... 746 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,125 That was our... 747 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,530 first time, huh? 748 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,449 Your idea to go up in the woods. 749 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,169 That was not. I followed you, I did. 750 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,923 Oh, no I followed you. 751 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,690 I couldn't take my eyes off you. 752 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,086 Yeah, neither could your dog. 753 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,731 Who could blame him? 754 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,889 You can just let me out here. 755 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,445 If you want. 756 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,642 Right here is good, actually. 757 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,405 Look, I crossed the line. 758 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,340 - I'm sorry. - All right. 759 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,566 I came on a little strong. 760 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:30,220 No, I shouldn't have said that. That was below the belt. 761 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,766 I wouldn't let it go. It's on me. All right? 762 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,041 It's true. It is your fault. 763 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,840 You're a total hussy. 764 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,170 Look, sometimes things happen... 765 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,524 when you're not even looking for it. 766 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,164 - He tell you that? - Yeah. 767 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,321 Great. 768 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,620 I would love to have fallen for someone as presentable as you. 769 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:52,721 Okay? Trust me. 770 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:56,162 No. You just want to fall for me because you know I'm leaving. 771 00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,884 Do you always speak in country lyrics? 772 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,090 Well, it's been... 773 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,210 - Exhausting. - Yeah. 774 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,684 - Have a good... - Yeah, you too. 775 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,004 I'll think good thoughts for you in the new year. 776 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,085 Oh, wow! You sound exactly like my mom. 777 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,241 Cool. 778 00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:24,969 I have four sisters, so... 779 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,480 I can sound like anyone's mom. 780 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,170 Oh, well, mine would love you. 781 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,401 Anyway, bye. 782 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:32,967 Yup. 783 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,768 - Come with me. - What? 784 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,700 Look, I know you don't know me, you're not even sure if you like me, but... 785 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,131 be my boyfriend. 786 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:56,720 Listen, I can't deal with that look on their faces again. 787 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,968 Okay? Just be my boyfriend for one night. 788 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,889 - Oh, no way. - What are you going to do? 789 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,081 There's no flights until morning. 790 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,940 Look at this, you're just going to spend Christmas by yourself, 791 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,780 eating dinner at Wetzel's Pretzels? 792 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,740 - All right. Okay, stop! - That's crazy. You're being deployed. 793 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:12,700 You deserve a crazy, pull out all the stops, home-cooked meal 794 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,370 and I can guarantee you that. 795 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:16,844 You would make my parents so happy. 796 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:21,361 I mean, really, isn't it the Christian thing to do? 797 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,446 Okay, well, fine, but... 798 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,091 It involves a tiny white lie, yes. 799 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,607 But, a lie that provides comfort. 800 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,842 And it's really perfect because you are going to war. 801 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,660 And, you know, that's a win-win. 802 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,921 I'm just... 803 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,407 Sorry. 804 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:44,967 Wow. 805 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,169 That is, kind of, a beautiful moment. 806 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,084 Look, hey... 807 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:59,129 All we would have to figure out is how long we've been together. 808 00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,844 And what your name is. 809 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,091 I just got you... 810 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,604 It's Christmas, so, I got you a mistletoe! 811 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,289 It's lame, whatever, I'm stupid. 812 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:21,163 Never having French-kissed before, Charlie felt Lauren's tongue in his mouth 813 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,011 and he thought she was having an epileptic seizure. 814 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:29,485 When he realized she wasn't, his heart began to soar. 815 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,607 Francis, the mall cop, contemplated breaking up the young couple, 816 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:39,611 not because they were kissing, but because they were doing it so badly. 817 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,931 But before he could, not knowing why, 818 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:48,048 every kiss Francis had under a mistletoe flashed before his eyes 819 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,491 like a Christmas gift. 820 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,540 Get out! Get out of here! 821 00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:06,721 Sorry. 822 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,964 What's your problem, Lauren? You're not such a dog. 823 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,380 What are you doing hanging out with this pus-face here? 824 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,084 Shut up, Brady. 825 00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,620 You're going to let your girlfriend talk to me like that? 826 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,041 Blisters, pussy? 827 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,444 Mommy ever teach you about deodorant? 828 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,801 He doesn't smell that bad, okay? 829 00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,500 You smell a little bit, but not that bad. 830 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,620 I smell? 831 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:35,324 I can smell you halfway across the mall. 832 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,260 You leave my brother alone! 833 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,124 Oh, yeah? Make me. 834 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:46,687 Yes! 835 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:49,601 Run! 836 00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,810 This was the story Bo would tell his friends for years. 837 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,523 Now, what really happened. 838 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,690 His mission to rescue his brother abruptly terminated, 839 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,604 Bo sat empty handed, 840 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,487 contemplating the cataclysmic consequences of his failure. 841 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,441 Okay, we met where? 842 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,202 - Airport bar. - Too trashy. 843 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,567 Okay, how about where I do volunteer work? 844 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,729 - Okay, where do you volunteer? - I don't. But, I've always wanted to. 845 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,126 Now I don't have to. 846 00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,681 Yeah, I don't think just talking about volunteering counts. 847 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,220 Pretty sure it does. 848 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,606 Okay, how come you never mentioned me? 849 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:50,801 You're a Republican. 850 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,241 When I first saw him, I thought... 851 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,848 this is never going to work. 852 00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,603 But, he was brave. 853 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,850 She was... 854 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,241 plucky. 855 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,407 He uses words like, "plucky." 856 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:10,641 That laugh. 857 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,483 First time I heard it, I was floored. 858 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:20,250 He was open in a way that I never could be. 859 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,900 I wasn't even put off by his faith. 860 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,480 I actually thought it was kinda hot. 861 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,888 The whole time she talked about "evolution," 862 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,170 I wondered... 863 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,725 what it would be like to touch her neck. 864 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:42,571 You have a great neck. 865 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,685 I like the way he touches his lower lip when he's feeling vulnerable. 866 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,620 - I don't do that. - Like this. 867 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,245 - I don't do that. - Yeah. 868 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,407 I wondered what it would be like to kiss that lip. 869 00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,171 - Really? - No. 870 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,051 But, that's what I'm going to say to my mom and she's gonna eat it up. 871 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,767 - All right. - That's so good. 872 00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,167 Before I saw her, I... 873 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,769 didn't believe in love at first sight. 874 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:13,801 Thought it was bullshit. 875 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,210 And then I saw this... 876 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,568 reckless girl who had forgotten how beautiful she was, 877 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,731 and I thought, 878 00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,810 I thought if I could wake up every day and look into that face, 879 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,050 I could get through anything. 880 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,041 And you... 881 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,810 were standing right next to her. 882 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,650 I thought you were having dinner with your daughters? 883 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,486 - You're going to ruin your appetite. - I'm trying to. 884 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,924 Cranberries get on my nerves. 885 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,740 I didn't want our last conversation 886 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,525 to be remembered as our last conversation. 887 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,241 Order whatever you want. 888 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,841 It's on the house. It's my Christmas gift to you. 889 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,049 When I was younger, I worked in a restaurant for a while. 890 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,762 And if an ugly person came in, I would often give him a free dessert. 891 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:11,326 And I thought of myself as being really special for... 892 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,364 treating the uglies well. 893 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,970 It's not what I'm doing. 894 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,560 I'm happy to hear it. 895 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:27,640 I'll get you some pie. 896 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,764 Ruby? Listen... 897 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:48,800 You're not a coward. 898 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,570 You're the opposite of a coward. 899 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,809 You're brave and you're beautiful and generous and big hearted. 900 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,241 Can we have a minute's privacy here, please? 901 00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:59,201 Thank you. 902 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,570 All that sadness. 903 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,650 That feeling like you've landed in the wrong life. 904 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,220 Everybody feels that way, Ruby. 905 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,100 It's all just going to become an anecdote. 906 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,407 You don't know that yet, Ruby, but... 907 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:14,761 you're grand... 908 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:16,725 You're like a grand piano... 909 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,805 around a bunch of little toy pianos and uprights... 910 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:22,720 Thank you. But... 911 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,924 you're the grand piano. 912 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,850 And for a brief moment, time was their friend, 913 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:32,848 as Ruby saw Bucky the way he felt inside. 914 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,964 Do you know why I came here every day? 915 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,364 Twice a day, sometimes. 916 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,047 So I could see you. 917 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,287 Just to see you... 918 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:47,926 So I could be around you. 919 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,330 Now I have to say goodbye again. 920 00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,888 I have a fear that I am an impostor. 921 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,721 My first play got a lot of attention. 922 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,891 So, basically I peaked at 19. 923 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,450 I also have a fear of silence. 924 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,405 - I know. - Okay, yeah. 925 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,166 I'm dyslexic, 926 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:39,526 so, when I was growing up, I thought I was just stupid. 927 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:42,686 I had a sister. 928 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:47,883 She was born with a weak heart. 929 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:51,641 So... 930 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,641 Sometimes I think I might be unlovable. 931 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:09,728 I hear myself trying so hard to be funny. 932 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,204 I think you're funny, 'cause you're sad. 933 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,650 Percy? I confess. 934 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,361 Okay, I did it. I took the brooch. 935 00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:54,841 I did. 936 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,007 I know. 937 00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:57,167 For my sister. 938 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,921 I was just being small and petty. 939 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:05,329 I'm always measuring out how much love and attention I'm getting 940 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:09,042 and then giving back just exactly what I think I got. 941 00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,689 Like I think I'm gonna be gypped in some way. 942 00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,690 What makes a person behave like that, can you tell me? 943 00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:20,361 A grown person. 944 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:22,641 And the three kids? 945 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:24,881 It wasn't a lie. 946 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:27,881 It was a wish. 947 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,129 As she heard herself say it aloud, 948 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,927 Emma remembered the moment she began to feel unremarkable. 949 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,700 It was the first time she felt jealous of her sister, 950 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:51,810 who she always loved and looked up to, until she couldn't live up to. 951 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,041 Emma had told herself it was just an accident, 952 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:07,729 and yet somehow today, Emma knew it wasn't. 953 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,571 So, my mom has one sister, Emma, she's always late. 954 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:21,441 Their dad is Bucky. 955 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,321 And my dad's aunt will be there, Aunt Fishy. 956 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,608 Don't ask. Nobody knows why we call her that. 957 01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,565 And your brother is Hank, 958 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:32,202 and his kids are Charlie, Madison and Bo Joshua, Maddie and BJ. 959 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:33,801 BJ. 960 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,648 What kind of a parent is gonna name their kid BJ? 961 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,406 They're gonna see right through me. 962 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,489 Oh, no, they're gonna love you. 963 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:45,127 Just don't mention gun control, women's rights, or religion. 964 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,420 Why don't you just tell them I don't speak English? 965 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,780 No, I just don't want them to think I'm dating some narrow minded birther. 966 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,451 The whole point of you coming home with me is so I don't disappoint them. 967 01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:55,540 No, don't take it personally. 968 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,130 They are liberally judgmental. 969 01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,300 Look, we have a plan, let's just stick to it. 970 01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,820 How come you begged me to come home with you, 971 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,649 if I'm such a narrow-minded disappointment? 972 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,491 - No, you misunderstood me... - Maybe you misunderstood you. 973 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,140 Of course, you're so open-minded, how is that even possible? 974 01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:09,241 - Right? - Hey, 975 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:12,802 calm down, man up, and let's lie to my parents. 976 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:15,401 - Okay? - Damn, lying comes easy to you. 977 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,766 Sorry. 978 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,004 Charlotte, come with me. 979 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,361 Sam... 980 01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,564 If we just got away from everything, all the distractions, 981 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,484 the kids, we might have a shot. 982 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:17,964 I'm giving this one last try here. 983 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,884 If we can't find ourselves here... 984 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,125 how're we going to find ourselves 985 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,340 on some worn out dream we had of a trip to Africa. 986 01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:27,920 It's so much more than a trip and you know that. 987 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,602 For 30 years I've given us a pass, 988 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:35,246 because you promised, once I retired, you would do this for us. 989 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:36,966 And moving out is for us? 990 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:40,460 No the trip is for us, because we've become invisible to each other. 991 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:41,891 Now? You want to go now? 992 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,524 What, with everything that's going on with the kids? 993 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,420 They're not kids anymore! 994 01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:47,521 That doesn't stop! 995 01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,725 Don't turn your back on me, Charlotte. 996 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,606 I am going to make the dump salad. 997 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,244 The problem was, they both were right. 998 01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,960 But the fight about the trip wasn't about the trip. 999 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:04,889 It was about the thousand microscopic hurts that accumulate over 40 years. 1000 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,964 You don't want to get into this, well, we are getting into this. 1001 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:11,522 Yes, you are a wonderful mother. 1002 01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,244 But what happened to us? 1003 01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:17,008 We used to slow dance in the living room when the kids went to sleep. 1004 01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:18,540 What happened to that couple? 1005 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:19,980 I don't even know what you're talking about. 1006 01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,003 There ought to be a whole separate language for you. 1007 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,771 Wait, where's the pepper? Did I put the pepper in the mash potatoes here? 1008 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,620 Dad called, he said he's bringing a friend, 1009 01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:30,370 probably an old student, I don't know. 1010 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:32,260 No, Rags! 1011 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:34,362 Oh, my God! Rags! 1012 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:36,820 - Rags. - Get down, Rags. 1013 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,524 Good boy. 1014 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,648 - Go on. - Go on, go on, Rags. 1015 01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:45,971 Why are you laughing? 1016 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:50,889 I don't understand how we're going to have Christmas without mashed potatoes. 1017 01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,205 Charlotte, it's funny. 1018 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,086 My God. 1019 01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:59,740 When did we become Alfred & Dizzy Ludwig? 1020 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,046 Who are you talking about? 1021 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:04,044 The dullest, most lifeless couple my parents knew. 1022 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:07,443 I'm not apologizing for 40 years of a marriage. 1023 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,401 We raised a spectacular family. 1024 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:13,206 - We made a beautiful home... - And now you're afraid to leave it. 1025 01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,060 Stop saying I'm afraid like I'm afraid. 1026 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:16,286 You are terrified. 1027 01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,300 You're terrified to be alone with me without a kid between us. 1028 01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,420 Look, Mom. 1029 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,420 You're terrified, if you take your eyes off those kids for one second, 1030 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,760 something will happen on your watch. 1031 01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:29,843 I have known you for most of my life and clearly you have no idea who I am. 1032 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,121 You're right. 1033 01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:34,921 We lost track of each other, raising the kids. 1034 01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:37,891 And then Lizzy died. 1035 01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:41,651 And we stepped back. 1036 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,700 And we kept stepping back, 1037 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,246 until that was comfortable, until that was us. 1038 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,371 Why do you just accept that? 1039 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,849 Did you ever consider 1040 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,371 that this trip is not my dream? 1041 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:57,881 It's an old dream. 1042 01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,760 I was in my 20s. 1043 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,885 It has no meaning for me anymore. 1044 01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:04,321 Then do it for me. 1045 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:07,926 Where did you go? 1046 01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:10,805 You got so small. 1047 01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:13,900 I'm in love with a girl that doesn't even exist anymore. 1048 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,047 I exist. 1049 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:17,860 If you want to go on a trip with a memory, 1050 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:19,220 then be my guest. Go ahead. 1051 01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,140 - Well, I'm going. - That's fine, go. 1052 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,241 You just go. 1053 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,809 One day, for God's sakes, that's all I asked for, 1054 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:29,927 was one day, all you had to do was hang in for another 12 hours 1055 01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:33,580 and then we'd be done, but, no, you have to ruin this day for me too. 1056 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,887 Well, you know what, you can just leave now! 1057 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:37,247 - Just leave... - Hi. 1058 01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:42,921 - Merry Christmas. - Happy... 1059 01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:44,850 Merry Christmas. 1060 01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,601 Mom, Dad, this is Joe. 1061 01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:49,681 Hi. 1062 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,201 - Well - We're engaged. 1063 01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:00,921 Oh, God. 1064 01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,420 What's wrong with you? What are you talking about, engaged? 1065 01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:26,126 A boyfriend is one thing, but engaged is a completely different story. 1066 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,460 I made a mistake. 1067 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:28,540 You think? 1068 01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:32,340 When I agreed to come here with you, this whole thing is way too insane. 1069 01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:34,300 Well, now it is. I mean, engaged? 1070 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,900 You probably don't believe in global warming, 1071 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,367 okay? I could never marry you. I'm sorry, but, please. 1072 01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:40,530 Why? 'Cause I'm not already married? 1073 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,483 Oh, that's nice. 1074 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,820 You know what? I've wasted enough time. 1075 01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:45,900 Merry Christmas. 1076 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:49,800 No, Joe, wait. I'm sorry, Joe, one sec... 1077 01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:05,246 - Okay? - Yeah. 1078 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:10,405 Hi, honey. Congratulations. 1079 01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:12,241 Where's Joe? 1080 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:15,291 - Oh. - Honey? 1081 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:22,011 Mom, please, just don't make that face. 1082 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,401 I swear to God, if I look up and you're making that face I'm gonna lose it. 1083 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:26,900 But I'm not making a face. 1084 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,240 Actually, Charlotte, you are. 1085 01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,460 Sam this is my everyday face. 1086 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:32,244 - You're going like this. - No, I'm... 1087 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:35,129 I am not. 1088 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,166 Okay, I'll be a Sphinx, right? 1089 01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,340 See? Hi, honey. 1090 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,060 Oh, God, there it is! 1091 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,500 - What? - Now, Buttons, calm down. 1092 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:48,284 Calm down? Really, Dad, calm down? 1093 01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:50,607 Nothing makes people less calm than being told to calm down. 1094 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,131 And now you're making that face. 1095 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,200 Dad, you're just as bad as Mom. 1096 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,140 Honey-bunny. 1097 01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:01,242 Oh, God, please, stop mothering me. 1098 01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,420 But I am your mother and I feel for you. 1099 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:05,249 No, you feel sorry for me. 1100 01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:09,046 And you make me feel that I'm a person that people should feel sorry for. 1101 01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:10,580 But you know, hey, 1102 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:13,331 it wouldn't be Christmas without Eleanor coming home to disappoint everyone. 1103 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,045 You're not a disappointment. 1104 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:16,340 Right, okay. 1105 01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:18,204 Well, let me just give you your Christmas present early. 1106 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:19,846 Mom, Dad, 1107 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:22,683 Joe is actually... 1108 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:28,683 ...a smoker. He is a chain-smoker. 1109 01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:30,641 That's right. 1110 01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:32,740 Just can't seem to quit. 1111 01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:34,205 - It's tough. - Oh, well... 1112 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:36,130 You know what, this calls for a toast. 1113 01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:38,488 - Yeah. - Bubbly, bubbly. 1114 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,325 - I'm an alcoholic. - Wow. 1115 01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:43,761 - I'm just kidding. - Yeah. 1116 01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:47,681 Quite a kidder. 1117 01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:49,604 Yeah, just can't help it. 1118 01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,121 - Try. - Hey. 1119 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:52,940 We're here. 1120 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,460 - Oh, Mom? - Yeah, what? 1121 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:56,180 Just don't mention anything about the engagement, okay? 1122 01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:57,740 'Cause we haven't told Joe's parents yet. 1123 01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:58,966 - That's fine, that's good. - Okay. 1124 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,482 Charlie, what happened to your face? 1125 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:05,008 Oh, he... 1126 01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:07,486 Oh, my God. 1127 01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:11,005 Everyone, this is Joe. 1128 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:15,926 And, yes... And Joe and your Aunt Eleanor are engaged. 1129 01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:17,340 - Charlotte! - What? Oh, my God. 1130 01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:19,249 - Mom. - It just slipped out, I don't know. 1131 01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,045 I'm sorry, I don't know what... 1132 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,531 Right hand, orange, 1133 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,260 - and left hand, blue. - Okay, yes. 1134 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,260 I got a right on orange. 1135 01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:29,203 I thought we just said it ten seconds ago. 1136 01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:53,090 Angels We Have Heard On High 1137 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:56,365 Sweetly swinging o'er the plains 1138 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,610 And the mountains in reply 1139 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:02,771 Echoing their joyous strains. 1140 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:08,967 Gloria 1141 01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:14,008 In Excelsis Deo 1142 01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:18,124 children, go where I send thee 1143 01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:21,128 How shall I send thee? 1144 01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:24,161 I'm gonna send thee three by three 1145 01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:26,248 Three for the Hebrew children 1146 01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:29,320 Two for Paul and Silas 1147 01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:32,086 One for the itty-bitty baby 1148 01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:36,642 Born, born, born in Bethlehem 1149 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:44,260 Hava nagila, hava nagila 1150 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:48,763 Hava nagila ve-nis'mecha 1151 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:56,809 Have yourself a merry little Christmas 1152 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:02,964 Let your heart be light 1153 01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:08,580 Hang a shining star 1154 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:15,165 Upon the highest bow 1155 01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:19,764 And have yourself 1156 01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:26,565 A merry little Christmas 1157 01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:32,800 Now 1158 01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:38,170 Anyway, Merry Christmas. 1159 01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:40,484 - Kiss her, Grandpa. - Oh, my goodness. 1160 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:44,561 Oh, dear. 1161 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:46,845 - You're suppose to kiss me. - Oh, okay. 1162 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,130 What are we doing here? 1163 01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,366 Is this where you left your car? 1164 01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:03,011 - Yes? - Merry Christmas. 1165 01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:12,050 Thanks for the ride. 1166 01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:14,127 If I ask you a question, 1167 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,361 would you answer me honestly? 1168 01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,041 Try me. 1169 01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:22,001 Are you really a psychiatrist? 1170 01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:24,847 Of course, I am, sort of. I'm a life coach. 1171 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:28,165 But you said you were a doctor. 1172 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:29,601 Well... 1173 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:31,689 You heard of Dr. Seuss? 1174 01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:34,001 I'm Dr. Newport. 1175 01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:39,481 - Wow. - Officer Williams? 1176 01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:42,321 Can I give you a hug? 1177 01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:44,481 No. 1178 01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:47,166 All right, then. 1179 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,001 A word of advice? 1180 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:54,129 - Certainly. If I were you... - For you, not from you. 1181 01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:55,961 Of course. 1182 01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:01,964 You should buy your sister the most expensive gift you can find. 1183 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:05,845 Try and be be the person you want to become. 1184 01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:16,929 Emma was filled with a tiny distant memory she wasn't sure even happened, 1185 01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:21,247 when her world was still open to the possibility of magic. 1186 01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:33,420 - Yeah. - Carrots. 1187 01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:35,966 Everybody make sure you try those potatoes. 1188 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,407 Single perfect form, you be... 1189 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:44,646 Oh, Dad? 1190 01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:50,380 I've been thinking about our family a lot today. 1191 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:52,642 And I have something that I'd like to say. 1192 01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:54,961 I want to tell you... 1193 01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:56,925 No! Please, no. 1194 01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:02,526 ...how happy I am 1195 01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:04,841 that we're all here together. 1196 01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:07,041 Well, hear, hear. 1197 01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:10,447 We don't spend much time under the same roof, 1198 01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:14,124 but no matter what happens... 1199 01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:16,281 we are family. 1200 01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:20,483 Oh, God, look at Bo's shiny, little face. 1201 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,048 Well, I think that what Grandpa is... 1202 01:14:27,480 --> 01:14:28,845 trying to say is... 1203 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:32,844 that celebrations like this 1204 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:34,601 they just kind of... 1205 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,286 remind us of... 1206 01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:39,361 how... 1207 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:41,211 - Irreplaceable. - Irreplaceable... 1208 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,929 So, just... 1209 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,260 But you know what, that is enough said on that front, right? 1210 01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:49,180 Let's just toast to celebrations, everyone. 1211 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:50,645 - Cheers! - Cheers! 1212 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:52,846 - Okay. - Cheers. 1213 01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:54,081 I'm hungry. 1214 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,562 I know. I hate to say it, but Emma's not here yet. 1215 01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:59,121 I think we should wait. 1216 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:02,286 I think it's important for us to wait for just a few minutes. 1217 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,441 Maybe the storm has knocked out some traffic signals. 1218 01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:07,041 Yeah, but she's always late. 1219 01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:08,321 - Let's just dig in! - Yes. 1220 01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:10,323 - Go ahead. It's Christmas, right? - Yes. 1221 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,365 Aren't we going to say grace? 1222 01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,980 Well, just let me finish, for one second, Joe. 1223 01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:16,445 Dad, would you like to say grace? 1224 01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:17,540 Not really. 1225 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:21,643 Well, maybe you'd like to listen to Bo say grace. Bo, would you like to give thanks? 1226 01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:22,807 No, thanks. 1227 01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:25,209 - Okay. - You know what, I'll do it. 1228 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,331 Oh. All right. 1229 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:35,324 Dear Lord, or whoever is listening, 1230 01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:42,001 thank you for this beautiful meal when there are so many who have so little. 1231 01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:45,641 And although I'm not with my own family tonight, 1232 01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:50,125 I'm grateful to be sharing Christmas with such a thoughtful, 1233 01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:52,326 loving family... 1234 01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:54,860 - Oh, my God. - Jesus Christ! 1235 01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:56,371 Holy... 1236 01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:58,005 It's Rags. 1237 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:02,887 Mother of God, what are you feeding that animal? 1238 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,001 Oh, Rags. 1239 01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:12,380 It's okay. At least, dinner smells good. 1240 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:13,500 - Right? - Fabulous. 1241 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:14,761 Let's dig in. 1242 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:21,721 What's the matter? 1243 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:23,100 The pepper? 1244 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,362 - Is that what it is? - It needs more potato. 1245 01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:28,210 I can't believe you're getting married, El. 1246 01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:29,460 Congratulations. 1247 01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:31,324 Yeah, congratulations. 1248 01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:32,806 I just can't believe it. 1249 01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:35,360 Stop saying that. 1250 01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:36,820 It's just... 1251 01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:39,685 Joe, do you really know what you're getting into? 1252 01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:42,291 Yeah, I've never been more certain. 1253 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:45,682 Actually, I got down on one knee when I proposed. 1254 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:48,290 She had her doubts, but I didn't. 1255 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:50,760 Yeah, I knew it, the minute I met her. 1256 01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:53,570 Kiss her. 1257 01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:55,810 - Come on. - Kiss! 1258 01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:57,380 Go ahead. 1259 01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:58,970 - Give her a kiss. - Come on. 1260 01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:08,248 That is a kiss. 1261 01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,060 When Emma entered the dining room, 1262 01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:15,209 she remembered to be the person she wanted to become. 1263 01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:17,404 Merry Christmas, everyone. 1264 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:19,820 You're finally here. We've been missing you. 1265 01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,809 But when confronted by family, 1266 01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:23,641 she forgot. 1267 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,369 Good, you started without me. 1268 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,371 Don't get up. 1269 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:36,140 I'm so sorry. Dad and Eleanor both brought guests. 1270 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,402 Oh, can I sit here near you, Madison? 1271 01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:43,923 I'd like to sit next to the prettiest girl at the table, is that okay? 1272 01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:47,682 - You're such a... - Madison? 1273 01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:54,500 As Aunt Fishy slept, she dreamt of dancing at the Mocamba, 1274 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,620 Christmas of '46, 1275 01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:59,803 knowing for certain, she could get any man in the place, 1276 01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:03,448 never considering she would be anything but young. 1277 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:21,286 The night had become so haunted by ghosts of Christmases past 1278 01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:23,928 that Rags began to stress-eat. 1279 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,642 I think it's time to go around the table 1280 01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:31,049 and tell each other our wish for the new year, right? 1281 01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:33,289 Oh, God. 1282 01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:34,841 What? 1283 01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:39,007 What? I mean, everybody loves this game and we play it every year. 1284 01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:40,730 Everybody hates this game. 1285 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:42,843 And no one has the nerve to tell you. 1286 01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:46,130 - Emma. - Does anyone enjoy this? 1287 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:51,847 I'd just like to say, it's so wonderful to see my daughters together. 1288 01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:54,500 I remember when Charlotte wouldn't even 1289 01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:57,365 be in the Christmas play, unless they let Emma in too. 1290 01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:02,620 They would sneak down and eat the cookies Effie made for Santa 1291 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:05,961 and they thought we didn't know about it, but we did. 1292 01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:21,841 Dad, you're so right. 1293 01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:23,681 You're my sister, 1294 01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:26,524 - and I love you - Okay. 1295 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:30,086 Mash potatoes? 1296 01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:37,243 Did you get the B-I-K-E-S for the K-I-D-S? 1297 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:41,007 No. I thought we could go with something hand-made this year. 1298 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:43,380 Hank, we agreed on the bikes. 1299 01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:44,891 Right, I just... 1300 01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:48,180 Hand-made gifts are from the soul, right? 1301 01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:51,011 They can't ride a soul to school, they wanted bikes. 1302 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:52,321 Kids want bikes. 1303 01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:02,287 Sam, 1304 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:07,449 that was the best dinner I ever had in my entire mouth. 1305 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,008 I'm so glad to hear that, Aunt Fishy. 1306 01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:11,930 How was the trip, dear? 1307 01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:14,760 Fantastic. 1308 01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:26,725 Rags knew he was eating his emotions, but could not stop himself. 1309 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,089 Could you pass the green beans? 1310 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,161 Yeah, sure. 1311 01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:35,140 You know what, here let me get them for you. 1312 01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:36,241 It's okay. I got it. 1313 01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:37,980 It's all right, I'm holding it. 1314 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:40,686 I can get my own green beans, it's fine. 1315 01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:43,140 Can I, please, just get my own green beans? 1316 01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:44,500 Yes, just trying to be helpful. 1317 01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:45,780 You know what would have been helpful, 1318 01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:47,620 is if you would have done what you said you're gonna do. 1319 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:49,740 Now I have two helmets sitting under my tree. 1320 01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:51,580 This is exactly why I left. 1321 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:52,900 - This is why you left? - Yes. 1322 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,700 Seems like you had a whole lot more reasons than that, 1323 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,140 'cause you left so fast there was a cartoon swoosh cloud 1324 01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:59,527 - in the doorway. - I should have left a long time ago. 1325 01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:01,281 Stop fighting! 1326 01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:03,364 Why can't you stop fighting? 1327 01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:05,688 Why won't you stop? 1328 01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:07,780 All right, everybody, let's just stop it, okay? 1329 01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:09,609 Just shut up and eat. 1330 01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:11,260 I mean, we all... 1331 01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:13,727 We love each other and it's Christmas. 1332 01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:16,321 It's the most wonderful time of the year! 1333 01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:20,084 Storm took out the power lines. 1334 01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:23,971 Stop it. No. 1335 01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,122 Madison, don't be scared, all right? 1336 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,970 Bucky! Bucky! 1337 01:21:32,440 --> 01:21:33,441 Dad? 1338 01:21:58,280 --> 01:21:59,884 We're setting up a CAT scan immediately. 1339 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,500 I can only imagine how shaken up you all must be. 1340 01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:04,170 It's quite the Christmas present. 1341 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:05,521 Thank you, Doctor. 1342 01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:16,361 Hank... 1343 01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:19,761 FOMO. 1344 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:24,320 You have to wait back here. 1345 01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:32,406 Wait! 1346 01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:02,408 What the hell are you doing with your life? 1347 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:06,683 You're sleeping with that oily doctor when you're engaged? 1348 01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:08,366 Dr. Morrissey? 1349 01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:10,860 That's... Mom, I really don't know where you got that, 1350 01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:13,460 but you're having a rough night so I'm going to let it slide. 1351 01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:15,300 But, honestly, Mom, that's ridiculous. 1352 01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:17,420 You know something, you always talk too loudly when you're lying. 1353 01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:18,601 I do not. 1354 01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:20,407 That's not even... 1355 01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:29,321 Fine. 1356 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:32,205 I knew you wouldn't understand. 1357 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:35,285 In fact, I knew you would react exactly like this. 1358 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,571 And... Oh, perfect. There's the face. 1359 01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:41,010 Did I do something wrong? 1360 01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:44,129 Was I too preoccupied with Lucy? 1361 01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:47,940 Did I make you feel like you don't deserve more? 1362 01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:49,610 Please, stop, this isn't about you. 1363 01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:51,860 Stop treating me like I'm something that's broken. 1364 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:53,644 Okay? You can't fix me. 1365 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:55,604 Just go fix yourself. 1366 01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:57,041 This is who I am. 1367 01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:00,446 You need to accept that I'm never going to be the person that you want me to be. 1368 01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:02,848 You are the person I want you to be, 1369 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:04,047 - except... - Except. 1370 01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:06,527 Yeah, except you 1371 01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:10,481 deserve more. I think you could build a life with this Joe. 1372 01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:11,881 Oh, Mom. 1373 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:16,041 Joe is a prop. 1374 01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:20,045 Joe is a stranger I picked up in an airport bar. 1375 01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:22,770 He is something I invented, 1376 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,685 so that I didn't have to face your face. 1377 01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:31,849 - Eleanor. - Just... 1378 01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:36,371 This could happen to anyone, Madison. 1379 01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:40,889 There was a lot of yelling going on, I'm surprised... 1380 01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:43,689 it doesn't happen more often. 1381 01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:45,810 In your defense, 1382 01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:48,650 it was probably 1383 01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:51,486 the dump salad. 1384 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:53,970 There's a reason it's called that. 1385 01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:03,802 I tried, Madison. Damn it, I tried. 1386 01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:08,490 What? She doesn't love me anymore. 1387 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:13,321 Forty years. 1388 01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:15,921 Gone. 1389 01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:29,766 Thank you, Tinkerbell. 1390 01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:33,008 I don't even think I kissed him hello tonight. 1391 01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:37,340 You can kiss him tomorrow, because he's gonna be all right, really, Emma. 1392 01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:40,060 That's right, Charlotte. Everything's always balloons and Jello. 1393 01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:42,845 Wow, I realize that 1394 01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:47,686 we haven't been close but I guess I just didn't really know how much... 1395 01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:49,886 you don't like me. 1396 01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:52,449 It's not that I don't like you, 1397 01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:54,807 it's just that I love you more when I'm not with you. 1398 01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,009 It's like we're allergic to each other. 1399 01:25:58,160 --> 01:26:00,731 But hey, we were branded from birth. 1400 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:04,020 I'm the coward. Dad always said you're the brave one. 1401 01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:05,724 No, Dad didn't say that at all. 1402 01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:08,167 Dad said you're the brave one and I'm the nice one. 1403 01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:10,880 No. I'm the smart one, you're the brave one. 1404 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,126 No, please... 1405 01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:14,610 I'm the coward. 1406 01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:16,609 No, I'm the coward. 1407 01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:19,340 - No, I am, that's what Dad said. - For God's sake! I'm the coward. 1408 01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:20,726 No. Don't even kid yourself. 1409 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:23,020 Dad said that you're the brave one and I'm the nice one. 1410 01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:25,020 I am the coward! 1411 01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:27,220 You are the brave one and you're the smart one. 1412 01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:28,401 - I'm the coward. - Ladies! 1413 01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:31,164 Yes, of course. Sorry. 1414 01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:37,571 Tell me what happened to us? 1415 01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:40,604 - You got the happy gene. I didn't. - That's not true. 1416 01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:43,321 No. 1417 01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:45,882 You could be happy licking an envelope. 1418 01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:48,845 But, hey, I'd be happy too, if I had everything. 1419 01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:51,740 Everything? You think I've had everything? 1420 01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:55,620 If you ever just asked me once, how I am, you'd know that my life is just 1421 01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:56,980 as screwed up as your life. 1422 01:26:57,080 --> 01:26:58,844 Charlotte, look at me. 1423 01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:01,886 I am a fully grown woman. 1424 01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:04,606 You sat me at the kids table! 1425 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:08,965 You have no idea what that feels like, and you never will, you have a family, 1426 01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:10,801 I am alone. 1427 01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:13,006 Don't I count as family? 1428 01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:16,049 Don't my kids count as family? 1429 01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:18,284 They're your family too, goddammit! 1430 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:19,686 - They are your family. - Ladies! 1431 01:27:20,080 --> 01:27:21,366 - Out! - Oh, God, I'm sorry. 1432 01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:43,723 Despite his broken heart, Sam asked Madison for a dance, 1433 01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:47,500 determined to erase the image of the 2nd floor men's room of 1434 01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:49,220 the First Butler Hospital 1435 01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:51,607 from the memory of her 5th Christmas eve. 1436 01:27:51,960 --> 01:27:54,008 Miss Newport, I have some news. 1437 01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:01,643 So, your father had a small stroke. 1438 01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:03,968 He's stabilized now and he's gonna be fine. 1439 01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:06,880 You can see him later, but right now we'd like him to rest. 1440 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:10,321 - You can see him when he wakes up. - But he's okay? 1441 01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,740 His vitals are fine, he's just resting. 1442 01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:13,980 I'll check back in with you later. 1443 01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:16,208 - Good, great. - Thank you. 1444 01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:18,401 He's sleeping right now. 1445 01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:22,764 Get outta town. Your doctor is "married guy"? 1446 01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:24,681 No. 1447 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:32,010 Yeah, I met him a couple of years ago when I brought my grandpa in for a check up. 1448 01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:34,171 A little agey, isn't he? 1449 01:28:35,960 --> 01:28:37,200 Well, let him down easy. 1450 01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:42,484 I mean, even a married guy doesn't deserve to get dumped on Christmas, right? 1451 01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:47,481 Seriously? 1452 01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:50,291 You are not this person. 1453 01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:53,121 - Kinda look like her, though, don't I? - No. 1454 01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:56,484 - You don't even know me. - What? 1455 01:28:57,760 --> 01:28:58,761 After today? 1456 01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:02,765 Lying really does come easy to you. 1457 01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:05,891 Okay, how about this for the truth? 1458 01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:09,765 I've known you for eight hours, and you are leaving in five. 1459 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:13,368 I'm sorry about your Grandpa, hon, but he's gonna be okay. I promise. 1460 01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:17,606 Be careful over there, okay? 1461 01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:19,641 Yeah, you too. 1462 01:29:23,480 --> 01:29:26,609 Lucky me. I get to see you at Christmas. 1463 01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:29,848 - Wanna see what I got you? - Yeah. 1464 01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:43,491 The first Noel the angels did say 1465 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:47,447 Was to certain poor shepherds... 1466 01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,531 Sorry, sorry. 1467 01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:58,567 Sorry, no. 1468 01:30:01,320 --> 01:30:02,685 Sorry. 1469 01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:11,761 Sorry. 1470 01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:14,202 Sorry! 1471 01:30:15,480 --> 01:30:16,481 Excuse me. 1472 01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:21,003 Wait. No. Hold the elevator! 1473 01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:35,046 That was a good one. 1474 01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:38,170 You would've loved to have seen you. 1475 01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:40,241 You didn't leave. 1476 01:30:41,480 --> 01:30:44,324 I couldn't. We're too good a story. 1477 01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:47,290 You picked me up in a bar. 1478 01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:49,691 You came on to me. 1479 01:30:49,800 --> 01:30:51,340 You stalked me in an airport. 1480 01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:53,260 You begged me to go home with you. 1481 01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:54,771 I couldn't get rid of you. 1482 01:30:56,320 --> 01:30:58,129 Yeah, we finally agree on something. 1483 01:31:01,720 --> 01:31:03,961 We're together just to say goodbye, you know. 1484 01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:05,487 I know. 1485 01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:09,523 You're like Clarence, 1486 01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:12,882 sent down to save my wonderful life. 1487 01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:26,245 Merry Christmas. 1488 01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:28,681 Merry... 1489 01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:36,891 ...Christmas. 1490 01:31:49,640 --> 01:31:50,641 Hey, Charlie. 1491 01:31:56,960 --> 01:31:59,247 - Lauren? - I got your text. 1492 01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:03,328 My... 1493 01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:08,167 Oh, yeah, no, of course. Right, my text. 1494 01:32:09,080 --> 01:32:12,220 I text girls all the time. That's what I do, you know. 1495 01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:15,060 I didn't think you were gonna come. 1496 01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:17,500 - It's Christmas Eve. - Oh, no. It's no big deal. 1497 01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:20,968 We're Jewish, so, we were just getting Chinese food, so... 1498 01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:30,810 Take your coat off and everything, these are my parents right there. 1499 01:32:33,200 --> 01:32:35,248 - Well... - Maybe we should... 1500 01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:39,409 - give them a little privacy. - Yes, that's probably a good idea. 1501 01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:42,163 Bo, come here. 1502 01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:44,780 Why don't we go over here for little bit? 1503 01:32:44,880 --> 01:32:46,211 Come over here, honey. 1504 01:32:49,280 --> 01:32:51,203 - Stop staring. - I can't stop. 1505 01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:58,282 Last year, the 3rd grade class picture came out all squinty. 1506 01:32:58,680 --> 01:33:00,205 They're interviewing Bud Bartlett, but 1507 01:33:00,720 --> 01:33:03,963 he doesn't care about getting a good shot. 1508 01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:07,291 I could talk to the principal and... 1509 01:33:10,480 --> 01:33:12,881 Bo told me tonight. 1510 01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:20,042 I actually have to go, I'm sorry. 1511 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:23,321 I promised my boyfriend that I'd meet his family. 1512 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,764 Yeah, you should get going. 1513 01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:30,250 And, Angie, I... 1514 01:33:32,520 --> 01:33:34,363 I want you to be happy. 1515 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:43,402 Oh, God, what is that? 1516 01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:47,722 There goes the tree. 1517 01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:50,500 Should we intervene? They need a referee? 1518 01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:51,965 - It's disturbing. - It's not safe. 1519 01:34:22,640 --> 01:34:25,325 Can I tell you something, without knowing anything about you? 1520 01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:28,646 I think you need Jello. 1521 01:34:32,240 --> 01:34:33,924 You have his smile. 1522 01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:37,641 I got lucky. 1523 01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:53,727 You know, I think that your hands were the first thing I loved about you. 1524 01:34:57,520 --> 01:34:58,885 I'm gonna miss them. 1525 01:35:01,120 --> 01:35:05,842 I think, at first, I held on so tight to the kids, because 1526 01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:10,091 of all that we went through and how much I loved them. 1527 01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:12,281 But now... 1528 01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:16,122 I think I'm holding on because... 1529 01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:19,526 I don't know who I am, if I don't. 1530 01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:23,450 My love for them... 1531 01:35:25,280 --> 01:35:28,568 it's so huge. I kinda got lost in it, you know? 1532 01:35:30,880 --> 01:35:33,008 And a part of me, like you said... 1533 01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:36,003 - A part of me got small. - No. 1534 01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:37,281 You're not small. 1535 01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:40,007 I didn't even agree with me when I said it. 1536 01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:43,689 - You're beautiful and ridiculous. - No. 1537 01:35:43,840 --> 01:35:46,491 And as passionate as you always were. 1538 01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:50,691 - It's about different things now. - Yeah. 1539 01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:54,647 We had a great run, Charlotte. 1540 01:35:56,360 --> 01:35:59,284 - Nobody can say we didn't try. - No, we tried. 1541 01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:09,260 - Let's go on the trip. - You don't have to. 1542 01:36:09,360 --> 01:36:11,840 No, look at me, honey, I want to go with you. 1543 01:36:14,840 --> 01:36:15,841 Really? 1544 01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:19,448 That's incredible. 1545 01:36:21,680 --> 01:36:23,648 Oh, Charlotte... 1546 01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:26,962 I don't really know if we should go to Africa. 1547 01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:30,420 - What? - Bo said Hank got laid off. 1548 01:36:30,520 --> 01:36:32,648 Oh, my God, I knew it. 1549 01:36:32,880 --> 01:36:34,120 The tell tale snort. 1550 01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:35,561 That snort. 1551 01:36:35,920 --> 01:36:37,160 But, I can... 1552 01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:41,060 take you out to a really amazing dinner. 1553 01:36:41,160 --> 01:36:45,660 We could go to some fancy Ethiopian place with native dress. 1554 01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:48,900 You can take me to IHOP, for all I care. 1555 01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:50,001 Yeah, me too. 1556 01:36:54,960 --> 01:36:56,200 Oh, my... 1557 01:36:58,840 --> 01:37:01,525 - Hi, Sam. - Hi. 1558 01:37:20,640 --> 01:37:22,085 Good for them. 1559 01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:26,846 Why waste a moment? We're here for such a short time. 1560 01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:56,250 I need a last minute gift that doesn't involve teddy bears, 1561 01:37:57,120 --> 01:37:59,930 balloons or pictures of children with big eyes. 1562 01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:01,766 You can never go wrong with chocolate. 1563 01:38:02,040 --> 01:38:03,121 No. 1564 01:38:03,720 --> 01:38:08,248 Get me the most expensive thing that you have. 1565 01:38:12,600 --> 01:38:15,570 You shouldn't have done this. I feel so ridiculous. 1566 01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:17,206 Here we go. 1567 01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:21,521 Emma, no! 1568 01:38:21,880 --> 01:38:23,220 No, look... 1569 01:38:23,320 --> 01:38:24,321 What? 1570 01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:28,522 That's the most expensive thing they had. 1571 01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,684 I really like it. 1572 01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:34,651 'Cause what says Christmas better than a shower seat? 1573 01:38:34,960 --> 01:38:35,961 Exactly. Well said. 1574 01:38:36,360 --> 01:38:38,840 I could really use that shower seat. 1575 01:38:41,320 --> 01:38:43,846 Merry Christmas. To you, Mom. 1576 01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:45,691 To family. 1577 01:38:47,240 --> 01:38:50,926 Bucky woke up with an unexpected craving for lime Jello. 1578 01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:08,369 As everyone sat around the table, 1579 01:39:08,640 --> 01:39:11,420 the past, present and future were coming together 1580 01:39:11,520 --> 01:39:13,409 for one elusive night. 1581 01:39:30,480 --> 01:39:33,563 Fate was kind, playing that particular muzak just then. 1582 01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:39,500 Excuse me, Madison. 1583 01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:41,967 Might I steal this man away from you? 1584 01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:43,281 Oh, yeah? 1585 01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:45,081 - Can I? - Mom. 1586 01:39:45,240 --> 01:39:47,260 Sam and Charlotte relished in the closeness 1587 01:39:47,360 --> 01:39:51,126 brought on by the time well spent on the trip not yet taken. 1588 01:39:55,120 --> 01:39:56,565 I still got it. 1589 01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:09,481 I've never seen that. 1590 01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:10,721 Are they are really doing this? 1591 01:40:14,920 --> 01:40:18,049 Eleanor let go of her past enough to be in the present. 1592 01:40:21,520 --> 01:40:23,540 Instead of trying to present the perfect picture, 1593 01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:26,450 Hank celebrated this moment un-photoshopped. 1594 01:40:29,280 --> 01:40:31,567 - Do you want to dance? - Me? 1595 01:40:32,200 --> 01:40:35,044 Hank and Ruby took their first step on the right foot. 1596 01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:40,050 All the more meaningful, because Bucky had led them to it. 1597 01:41:13,680 --> 01:41:16,445 And Charlie would always remember his first kiss. 1598 01:41:16,560 --> 01:41:20,360 His sloppy, awkward, but very first kiss. 1599 01:41:21,720 --> 01:41:24,020 You look pretty, Emma. Do you want to dance? 1600 01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:25,281 Gosh, I would love to dance. 1601 01:41:25,520 --> 01:41:27,443 I would really love to dance. 1602 01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:31,087 Emma finally recognized she was already part of a large family. 1603 01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:37,660 As Bucky stood, taking them in, his family unaware of him, 1604 01:41:37,760 --> 01:41:39,285 this thought entered his head, 1605 01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:41,528 which he shared with a large Haitian orderly. 1606 01:41:42,240 --> 01:41:43,241 Such a fuss... 1607 01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:48,207 when everything we want is right in front of us the whole time. 1608 01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:52,602 And at last, everyone appreciated that very sentiment. 1609 01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:55,571 Why is it they can never remember that? 1610 01:41:56,160 --> 01:42:00,927 Or maybe the point is, even just for a moment, they do. 1611 01:42:06,320 --> 01:42:08,402 Well, that's my tale. 1612 01:42:10,440 --> 01:42:13,808 Sometimes, I wonder about all the families sharing dinner together. 1613 01:42:14,520 --> 01:42:15,521 Each house, 1614 01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:17,967 each family, 1615 01:42:19,840 --> 01:42:21,763 each one with stories of their own. 1616 01:42:23,320 --> 01:42:26,210 I don't know who chooses our families for us. 1617 01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:29,451 Or if there's a reason we land where we do. 1618 01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:31,882 But my family will be home soon. 1619 01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:35,325 Loyal and affectionate, but untrainable. 1620 01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:38,043 Perfectly imperfect. 1621 01:42:38,400 --> 01:42:39,731 They're only human. 1622 01:42:41,440 --> 01:42:42,566 And that's enough for me. 1623 01:42:43,440 --> 01:42:46,125 Merry Christmas to all. 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