1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:46,801 It doesn't make sense. 3 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:49,469 I don't understand how something like this happened. 4 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,055 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 5 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:54,935 This has been my whole life, and now it's gone. 6 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,852 I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 7 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:01,136 Pendleton Industries is all I've ever known. 8 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,516 And now it's all been taken away. 9 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:09,609 When someone sees a weakness in me, I turn that weakness into a strength. 10 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,285 Danica, you're so strong. 11 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,786 I don't think I could do anything like this. 12 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,786 You can imagine changing your life... 13 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:27,465 by fighting for the deed to the land, Clarinda. 14 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:31,424 Which is only possible if Bartholomew is no longer living. 15 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:37,810 You will never get the deed to the land again. 16 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,888 I will never allow it. 17 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,273 Put down that gun, you silly girl. 18 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:45,228 Watch your step, Bartholomew. 19 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,152 Ridge is on his way. 20 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,151 And he's still in love with Clarinda. 21 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,203 And Jared loves me. 22 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:53,949 Clarinda... 23 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,075 it's true. 24 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,196 I'm here for you. 25 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:17,600 This is the story of Joy, as told by me, her grandmother. 26 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:26,729 Everybody starts out with some kind of dream of what life will be. 27 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:34,363 Joy's dream started at this metal garage her father ran. 28 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:46,877 Jackie, Jackie, bo-backie Banana-fana, fo-fackie 29 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,837 Fee-fi, mo-mackie Jackie 30 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:52,547 My granddaughter had a best friend, Jackie. 31 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,669 Joy, Joy, bo-boy Banana-fana, fo-foy 32 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,506 While shivering in my shoes 33 00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:59,723 I strike a careless pose 34 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,563 A half-sister, Peggy. 35 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:05,726 A dog. 36 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,769 It's okay. It's okay, Mitzy. 37 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,445 A father. 38 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,649 A mother... 39 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,736 who is my daughter. 40 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:22,076 A grandmother. That's me. 41 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:38,220 She made many beautiful things in her room. 42 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,470 Magic. 43 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,182 Some people love to make things. 44 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:49,149 They have the patience and the focus to figure it out with their hands. 45 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:53,188 Joy was one of those people who rejoiced in making things. 46 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:57,243 And I open the gate to the big green meadow. 47 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,375 And I went into the forest. 48 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:03,276 And there, I conquered many dangers. 49 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,198 A wolf... 50 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,536 and other scary things. 51 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,632 And then I started to build my very own house... 52 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,549 where I would live... 53 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,877 and make wonderful creations for all the world... 54 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,724 to see and have. 55 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:20,893 And maybe for the prince and princess... 56 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,638 who lived across the forest, in the castle. 57 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,680 See? 58 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:27,229 And they were in love. 59 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,887 And maybe they'd invite me over... 60 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,806 because of the things that I made. 61 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:35,645 You need a handsome prince. That's what you need. A prince. 62 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,654 No, I don't need a prince. 63 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,776 This is a special power. I don't need a prince. 64 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:49,622 My daughter Terry is separated, and alone in her room... 65 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,505 watching soap operas. 66 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:52,832 You can imagine changing your life... 67 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,796 by fighting for the deed to the land, Clarinda. 68 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,053 I have something for you. 69 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:00,551 Oh, Danica... 70 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:02,763 You're so strong. 71 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,223 I don't think I could ever do something like this. 72 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,646 I always felt it was for me to encourage her. 73 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,269 So I said... 74 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:20,946 You are going to grow up and be a strong, smart young woman... 75 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:26,488 go to school, meet a fine young man, have beautiful children of your own... 76 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:32,215 and you're gonna build wonderful things that you do in your room. 77 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:33,079 Okay? 78 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,595 What happened to this girl's dreams? 79 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,210 Watch this. 80 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,385 Mother, I can't find my lanyard for work. 81 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:42,594 They're not gonna let me through airport security without it. 82 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,354 Joy, you can't find your lanyard? Can I help you? 83 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:46,347 No, but I... 84 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,558 Honey, listen. 85 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:51,938 I know life hasn't gone as we discussed many times, sweetheart. 86 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,727 And you don't exactly have your whole life ahead of you... 87 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,521 but you still have a good portion of it, anyway. 88 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,442 Hope springs eternal. 89 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,323 - Thanks, Mimi. - Sure. 90 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,953 Mother, look what I did find. 91 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,907 What is that? 92 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,832 How can you ask what this is? 93 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:14,175 The dog collar I invented in high school. 94 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,168 Remember Mitzy choked a couple of times? 95 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,710 So I invented a dog collar with a quick release... 96 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:19,964 so that a dog would never choke... 97 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:23,715 and I covered it with reflective tape, plus it's a flea collar. 98 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:26,589 I probably wouldn't be late to this job I'm going to... 99 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:28,347 if you'd gotten me a patent or a lawyer. 100 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,388 Joy the doer, Joy the doer. You were always doing things, honey. 101 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,773 How could I be expected to remember everything? 102 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,650 Now the Hartz company has the patent to that collar. 103 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,608 I don't know how to get a patent. 104 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:40,863 What is that smell? 105 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,945 How did you get yogurt down here, Mother? 106 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:46,779 I was wondering what that odor was. 107 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,953 It's starting to mold for Pete's sake. 108 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:53,202 Yes, I am, because I feel like I cannot have the life bled out of me this way. 109 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:56,207 Joy, look who's back. Look who's back! 110 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,790 Yes, Bartholomew is back. 111 00:06:58,836 --> 00:06:59,666 No, no. 112 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:00,961 I thought Bartholomew was dead? 113 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,134 And I'm a ghost. 114 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,172 He came back as a ghost with even greater powers. 115 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:05,376 Ghost, you go away! 116 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,465 My powers are even greater now. 117 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,471 I cannot handle this. How is this possible? 118 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,178 Stay away from him. 119 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:13,143 Clarinda, you don't know what a ghost can do to you! 120 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,643 Even from beyond the grave. 121 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,360 Grandma's gonna take you to the birthday party, okay? 122 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:19,397 Five minutes. 123 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,491 Hi. What are you doing here? 124 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,857 I'm returning him to you. I don't want him anymore. 125 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:26,954 What? 126 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,821 He's damaged. 127 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:30,326 He has no place else to go. 128 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:32,701 He's been living in my house for two years. 129 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,794 Dad, I'm so sorry. 130 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:37,420 But you know, Tony's living in the basement. 131 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,577 Your ex-husband shouldn't be living in your basement. 132 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,586 That's not the proper way to be divorced. 133 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,838 Okay. I don't know where I'm gonna put you. 134 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,592 Dad, don't go in there. Mom's in there. 135 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,389 You can have him back, Terry. I don't want him anymore. 136 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,179 What was so much better about being with Sharon, Rudy? 137 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,472 Dad, don't answer that. 138 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,555 We went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. 139 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:58,191 - What did you like at the museum? - What did I like? I'll tell you what I like. 140 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:02,188 I like the ancient Roman statues. I like the medieval armor. 141 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,032 I like the Etruscan jewelry. 142 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,817 - Museums are full of dust and death. - I like going to the café... 143 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,992 having an espresso, a nice panini, that's what I like. 144 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:11,281 You had a panini in a coffin, Rudy. 145 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:14,335 - A dusty, boring coffin. Yuck. - Then why'd you ask me? 146 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,539 What are you, a crazy person? 147 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,329 It's like having a conversation with an insane asylum person. 148 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,832 What else, Captain Jack? What else was so great? 149 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:20,544 Captain Jack, you're calling me. Okay. 150 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:21,884 Yes, you're Captain Jack, the flying jackass. 151 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,919 Yeah, and you know what you are? You're like a gas leak. 152 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,762 - We don't smell you, we don't see you... - I am not a gas leak! 153 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,377 - But you're killing us all silently. - You take that back... 154 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,554 and tell me what else you did with Sharon! 155 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:30,052 You creature from the Black Lagoon. 156 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,683 No! This conversation is over. 157 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,680 - I'm leaving. Good luck. - Oh, my God. Here it goes. 158 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,682 Watch out, Joy. He's gonna snap! 159 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,934 Please. You want me to snap. That's your whole routine. You... 160 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,096 Guard the china! 161 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:41,274 - Hey, Terry, you like this? - Dad, no! 162 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:42,863 How's this for snapping? 163 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,607 - No! No. - How's this? 164 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,401 This is snapping! 165 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,904 - Dad! Stop! - He's disturbed, Joy! 166 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:51,407 He's a disturbed man! 167 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,318 - I'm disturbed? - He's a damaged man! 168 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,157 You're right, I am disturbed. 169 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,622 You're the great disturber! 170 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,709 I'm sorry, honey. 171 00:08:58,747 --> 00:08:59,907 I don't like this. 172 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,667 You're not supposed to see this kind of thing. 173 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,958 I'm very, very sorry. I apologize sincerely. 174 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:07,128 It's not gonna happen, okay? We have other... 175 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:08,918 I'm gonna clean all this up. 176 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,756 Dad, no. Don't clean it up. 177 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,801 Dad, stop. Just don't, okay? 178 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,807 Stop. I'll do it. I just want to get you out of this room. 179 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,059 Thank you. 180 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,812 Hi, guys. I'm sorry about all the yelling. 181 00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:24,024 Mimi's gonna take you to the birthday party, okay? 182 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,654 Hi, my sweethearts. 183 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,821 - You broke things again. - He did break stuff. 184 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:29,610 I did break some things, but Grandma was wrong. 185 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:32,033 So I was a little wrong, but she was really wrong. 186 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,242 But Grandpa's gonna come stay with us for a little while. 187 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:35,783 Yay! 188 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:38,696 A sleepover with Grandpa! Yay! 189 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:42,365 Sharon never separated the wash. The whites were always grey. 190 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,786 But you have that magic touch, sweetheart, so could I give this to you, please? 191 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,845 Yeah, I'll take care of it, yeah. Just get your bag. 192 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,509 What about my ledgers and all that stuff? My accounting books? 193 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:49,877 I got them. I'll get them to you later today. 194 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,513 - I love you, Grandpa. - Love you. 195 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:54,050 - I did your taxes, I did your W-2s. - Okay. Very important. 196 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,194 You suck! 197 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:11,896 What is he doing here? 198 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,145 Sharon brought him back... 199 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:17,327 so he's gonna stay with us until he finds a new love or a new place to live. 200 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,617 You know how this goes. 201 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,169 Dad, up. 202 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,966 This is not the proper way to be divorced, the two of you. 203 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,610 You're gonna tell me how to be divorced? 204 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:39,177 I'm a provider, Tom Jones. I have my own business. 205 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:40,853 I help Joy with the mortgage. What do you do? 206 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,141 You sing all night at Angela Starpoli's club. 207 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:45,405 You get repeatedly fired from Campbell's Soup. 208 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,517 Okay, well I'm gonna divide the basement. 209 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,444 I'm divorced. I can do whatever I want, Rudy. 210 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,983 This is not the proper way to be divorced. 211 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,776 And I'm about to be late for work. 212 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,489 So please try not to fight in front of the children, okay? 213 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:56,741 Especially not physically. 214 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:59,242 Rudy, you see this? This microphone here? 215 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:02,498 You touch it, and I kill you. 216 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,961 Okay. I'm leaving. 217 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,209 Please try not to kill each other while I'm gone. 218 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,422 You've gone mad. This is all your fault! 219 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,382 Clarinda. Clarinda! Don't. 220 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:15,222 Clarinda, something terrible happened! Stay away from him! 221 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,814 Oh, my God. I thought I fixed this thing. 222 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,889 Nice job, Joy. Nice job. 223 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:26,904 Peggy? What are you doing here? 224 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,532 What's the matter with you? Sending Grandma Mimi with her arthritis... 225 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:32,316 to take them to their friend's birthday? 226 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,649 I'm fine. 227 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,784 They have a much better time with me anyway, with Aunt Peggy. 228 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:41,199 But I wasn't stupid enough to get into a bad marriage and have a couple of kids. 229 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,543 Don't bother your sister, Peggy. 230 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:45,158 I'm gonna talk to Dad about business. All right? 231 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,915 You gonna come bring the books by the garage later? 232 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,577 Yeah, I'm gonna bring them later. He's in the basement. 233 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,745 I'm joking with you. 234 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,043 Yeah. I know. 235 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,376 Kids, we're gonna do something fun later, okay? 236 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,092 We're doing something fun now. 237 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,272 Oh, we found your luggage but it's in Cleveland. 238 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,058 So now we just need to get it back to New York City. 239 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,231 I'm filing a complaint. 240 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,228 My husband needs his medication. 241 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,356 What's your name? Joy? 242 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,279 You don't seem joyous to me today. 243 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:16,238 Perhaps I am not so joyous today. 244 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,148 - Joy, I think you're getting demoted. - Hi, how you doing? 245 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,197 Listen, I need you to speak to the supervisor. 246 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,950 We're gonna be having some changes, and you're gonna be going to the night hours. 247 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,914 - Night hours? Tom, I can't work night hours. - And we're having cutbacks. 248 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,584 - I've got two kids. - Joy, I'm sorry. 249 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:28,673 Good luck. 250 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,707 Bye, Susan. 251 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,772 I'm not paying for metal that I haven't gotten. 252 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,824 On top of me send... You know, he wants to get paid. 253 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,398 He doesn't send an invoice, and he hasn't even sent the metal. 254 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,113 But why doesn't he just send the invoice? Send the invoice, I'll pay him. 255 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,615 Yep. That's it. Send the invoice. 256 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:08,286 Hi. Dad, I want to thank you again for helping with the mortgage. 257 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,290 Yeah. 258 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:12,461 I settled the accounts, balanced the books. 259 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:13,211 Thank you. 260 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,002 I'm sorry business is so bad, Dad. 261 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,545 I don't think that that crazy gun range is helping. 262 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,631 How is that still legal? 263 00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:21,555 - What can I do? - After all these years? 264 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,353 They keep to themselves. 265 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,427 It's their property. The police leave them alone. 266 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,312 Why? You think it's costing us business? 267 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,679 I don't think it's helping. 268 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,195 Well, if you wanna help, why don't you come here and manage this place? 269 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:35,019 You know, I'd like to go the next level. Put on a nice suit. 270 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,025 You know, go out there and get some accounts. 271 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:43,112 Yeah, this is 9873. Just checking my mailbox. 272 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,316 What is that? 273 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,606 Yeah, I have a pen. What is it? 274 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,162 13-14. That's it? 275 00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:49,702 Thank you. 276 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,246 What was that? 277 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,540 It's a 900 number. 278 00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,834 What's a 900 number? 279 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:59,210 It's, you know, a dating service for widows and widowers. 280 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,546 Dating service? 281 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:01,971 You're not a widow or a widower. 282 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,389 What's the difference? I'm single. 283 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:06,387 I meet nice ladies. Maybe we fall in love. 284 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:09,020 I have to fall in love or I'm not interested. You know me. 285 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,057 I know, Dad. 286 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:14,021 Sharon was no good for him. It's nice for him to meet somebody new. 287 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,192 - I got him some new clothes, you know? - Okay. Okay. 288 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,821 - Hello? Is this 7633? - It's good., THEN JOY TO PEGGY 289 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,978 - Okay. I love you. See you later. - Yes? 290 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:20,897 Bye. 291 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,704 Hi. This is 9833. 292 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,414 Hi! Hi, how are you? 293 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:26,869 What a nice voice you have. 294 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,409 Thank you. 295 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,747 - Oh, an accent. - Yes. 296 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,157 I am from Italy. 297 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,786 Oh! Continental. 298 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,749 What is your name? 299 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,592 My name is Rudy, what's yours? 300 00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:38,628 Trudy. 301 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,842 - Are you kidding me? - No. 302 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,091 Your name is Trudy? 303 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,092 Yes! 304 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,473 Rudy and Trudy. I love it. 305 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,475 Let's figure out when we're gonna meet. 306 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,563 That's a good idea. Let's have dinner. 307 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,313 - I could come pick you up. - Yeah. 308 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:52,850 I have a green Mercedes. 309 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,023 Okay, 6:30? I'll be ready. 310 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,062 Ciao. 311 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,772 Good luck with your date, Dad. 312 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,185 Thank you. I'm excited. 313 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,744 What do you think you're gonna wear? 314 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,455 Polo by Ralph Lauren. 315 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,489 Did you have to use the whole bottle of cologne? 316 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,203 Tony! 317 00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:10,162 You smell like my grandmother. He smells like my grandmother. 318 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:12,002 Hey, please. Don't make me tense. 319 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:15,207 Don't stress me out. I gotta stay nice and loose. 320 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:16,959 - Now you're tense? - I'm tense. You're making me tense. 321 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,250 - Guys, stop. Please. - I'm making you tense? 322 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,005 My carriage awaits. 323 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,456 Have a great date. 324 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:23,626 Wish me luck. 325 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:24,764 You don't need it. 326 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,427 Joy, water! 327 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,599 Where are my cufflinks? 328 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,467 Mommy, come read to me! 329 00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:31,644 Five minutes, Cristy. 330 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:32,892 Mother, again? 331 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,482 Yeah, you just sit right there. Are you comfortable? 332 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:42,284 How many times do I have to tell you not to clean your brushes out in the sink! 333 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,817 Danica thinks it's unladylike to toss things in the toilet. 334 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,152 And I happen to agree. 335 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,616 Yeah? Well, why don't you have Danica do your plumbing then? 336 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:52,367 Danica can direct her power anywhere Danica chooses. 337 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:54,831 That is the power of Danica. 338 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,829 Oh, my God. 339 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:01,166 If this problem gets any worse... 340 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,552 we're gonna have to move you into a different room. 341 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,050 That means no TV. 342 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,427 That could be very scary for you. 343 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:12,308 Don't let that happen, Joy. This is my comfort nest. 344 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,428 We're gonna need to get a plumber in here. 345 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,555 What? 346 00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:20,151 There's gonna... A man in my room? 347 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,519 Well, I don't know any female plumbers other than me. 348 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,106 Well, can't you fix it, Joy? 349 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,701 This has surpassed my capabilities. 350 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:27,857 Thanks, Joy. 351 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:31,829 "The cicada is a large flying insect two to three inches long. 352 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:35,407 "It makes a sound of up to 120 decibels, louder than some telephones. 353 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:39,956 "It lives half of its life above ground evading predators. 354 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,710 This is the book you wanted me to read to you, Cristy? 355 00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,352 How did this book even get in the house? 356 00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:45,384 Aunt Peggy got it for me. 357 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:49,932 She said the reason I like cicadas is because they fill the air with sound... 358 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:52,098 which makes the house less lonelier for me. 359 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:56,223 Aunt Peggy tells you how you feel about the house being lonely? 360 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,886 Aunt Peggy tells me a lot of things. 361 00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,315 Keep reading, please. 362 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,402 I don't want you listening to Aunt Peggy too much. 363 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,820 Okay. Why? 364 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,608 "The cicada, a symbol of rebirth in many countries... 365 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:12,324 "digs into the ground and stays buried for up to 17 years." 366 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:16,040 That's such a random number. Why 17 years? 367 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,078 It doesn't even say why. 368 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:21,251 I understand the four seasons in a year... 369 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,841 but why would something stay hidden for 17 years? 370 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,757 That's just unsettling. I'm not reading this. 371 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:28,797 You're sleepy anyway. We gotta go to bed. 372 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,932 I wanna sleep with Nana. 373 00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,599 No, you should sleep upstairs in your room. 374 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:35,177 I want Nana. 375 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,937 All right. Well, watch out. There's a hole here. 376 00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:47,114 Just going to lay down for a second. 377 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,451 I feel like I'm in a prison. 378 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,158 No, Bartholomew's the ex-con in the story. 379 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,329 And Clarinda doesn't even know about it. 380 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,988 But Danica's onto him. 381 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,962 They all blame Clarinda but Danica's gonna get to the bottom of it. 382 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,209 No. No. 383 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,790 Yes. It was you Clarinda. 384 00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,246 I will get to the bottom of this. 385 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,006 You've made terrible mistakes. 386 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,417 It was Clarinda! 387 00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,337 Oh. 388 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,466 Look who's here. 389 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:16,682 Look who's here. 390 00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:18,064 Look who's here. 391 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,504 We are here today to remember what was lost... 392 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,959 seventeen years ago. 393 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,040 Do you remember? 394 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,759 Peggy comes with me. 395 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,837 Joy spends half the time with us. 396 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,180 We'll take her paper forest. 397 00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:57,509 That's Joy's special thing, and it belongs in this house. 398 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:58,644 No, I... 399 00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:11,943 Joy. 400 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:14,952 Joy, wake up! 401 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,414 Someone's been ringing the doorbell. 402 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,631 Jackie! 403 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:34,260 Oh, thank God! It's you. 404 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:37,799 What happened? I'm worried about you. I don't see you any more. 405 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,605 You don't come to the PTA. 406 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:44,143 You know how my mom's always clogging the sink with her hair from the brushes? 407 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,564 With the pipes in her room? 408 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,562 Yeah. She did it again. 409 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:48,404 Again? 410 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,818 Yes, and I had to bash open a hole in the floor. 411 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:54,738 There's a huge hole in the floor of my mother's room and I'm broke. 412 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,990 My father works hard. He's had some bad breaks. 413 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:05,874 I hope he gets another girlfriend, and he'll move out of the basement. 414 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,830 He's in the basement with Tony? 415 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,545 Yes. And they hate each other. 416 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,500 Yes. 417 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,837 It's a disaster. They won't stop fighting. 418 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:18,551 I don't know. 419 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:22,641 But how are you? How's the family? How is everybody? 420 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:23,771 Everybody's okay. 421 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,017 How's work? 422 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,982 My job, I could take it or leave it. 423 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,112 What happened to us, Jackie? 424 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:33,778 All the things that we used to dream about. 425 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,947 I feel like they just keep getting farther and farther away. 426 00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,907 Remember the night of the party where everything started? 427 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,830 The band was playing. 428 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,914 Everything was so exciting. 429 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,499 Joy, you came! 430 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:50,249 I'm so glad you came! This is my boyfriend, Andre. 431 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,632 - Hi, Andre. - Nice to meet you. 432 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,378 Andre, this is my childhood friend, Joy. 433 00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,009 Come inside! 434 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,629 - Wow. - Check my music class, accountant girl. 435 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:58,934 This is a class? 436 00:20:58,967 --> 00:20:59,967 Yes! 437 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,890 Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see 438 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,350 Mama told me not to come 439 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,520 - They're so good! - They are! The teacher's band. 440 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:08,979 Mama told me not to come 441 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,479 Mama told me not to come 442 00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:15,151 She said, "That ain't the way to have fun, son" 443 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:16,942 "That ain't the way to have fun" 444 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:20,358 Mama told me not to come 445 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,243 Mama told me not to come 446 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:27,412 - Who's the bald guy? - That's our music teacher. 447 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,624 And he has all this... This is his house? 448 00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:31,125 - Yeah, this is his house. - Wow. 449 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,536 He's from Venezuela. 450 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:35,304 - Who is that guy? - Yeah. 451 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,377 That's the music teacher's son. 452 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,588 Oh, my gosh. 453 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,218 You're dancing. Here you go. 454 00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:50,388 What am I doing now? 455 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,685 - You're dancing. - No. 456 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,228 - Let me show you my father's house. - What? 457 00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:54,522 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 458 00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:56,115 I'm gonna be a singer. 459 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,440 Really? 460 00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,204 Yeah. I'm gonna be the next Tom Jones. 461 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:03,527 That's a big ambition. There's only one Tom Jones. 462 00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:07,084 I know, but you can't let the practical get you down. 463 00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:10,161 You gotta keep going to what you love. 464 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,214 That's true. 465 00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:13,879 That's what my father taught me. 466 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:18,592 What about you? 467 00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:26,849 I invented a dog collar that I want to get patented, but I don't think it ever will. 468 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,635 I was valedictorian in high school. 469 00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,362 I got into a college in Boston... 470 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:39,568 but I'm staying here because my parents are getting divorced... 471 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:41,900 and I'm staying to help my mom. 472 00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:45,735 And I help my dad with business stuff. Accountant. 473 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:49,580 Maybe your dreams are on hold right now. 474 00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,043 No? 475 00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,785 That's a nice way of putting it. 476 00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:56,917 This song is going to be in the town musical. 477 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,630 We should sing it together. 478 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:02,549 I know I stand in line Until you think you have the time 479 00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,511 To spend an evening with me 480 00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:07,927 That's really nice. 481 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,221 Okay, go. 482 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,604 - No. - Okay. 483 00:23:10,641 --> 00:23:12,931 And if we go someplace to dance 484 00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:15,976 I know that there's a chance You won't be leaving with me 485 00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:18,771 He gave my girl a spring in her step, just when she needed it. 486 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,975 What are we doing? Tony. 487 00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:24,648 He got her to do the musical, something she never would have done. 488 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:39,417 I know I stand in line Until you think you have the time 489 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,761 To spend an evening with me 490 00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:48,762 And if we go someplace to dance I know that there's a chance 491 00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:52,144 You won't be leaving with me 492 00:23:54,017 --> 00:24:01,017 and afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two 493 00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:10,277 And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you" 494 00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:16,412 I can see it in your eyes That you despise the same old lies 495 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:19,706 You heard the night before 496 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:24,134 You're so smart, you're so beautiful, I... I just... 497 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:26,552 You could have married anybody. 498 00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:29,052 You could have married a doctor, a lawyer, a nice man instead of this... 499 00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:30,604 I don't even know what to call this guy. 500 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,477 Are you seriously talking about this right now? 501 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:38,557 It's still not too late. 502 00:24:38,604 --> 00:24:39,604 Dad. 503 00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:41,725 Let's go. 504 00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:45,323 Think about it. 505 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,360 Dad! 506 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:09,046 We are a loving family, a solid family. 507 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:10,512 I've been married to my wife... 508 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:11,852 Now I have a speech. 509 00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:13,427 He wasn't finished, Dad. 510 00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:14,932 He's finished now. 511 00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:17,227 I had two failed marriages. 512 00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:20,733 The daughter from my first marriage, Peggy... 513 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:23,941 has a lot of tension with the daughter from my second marriage, Joy. 514 00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:30,657 I was married to Joy's mother for 18 miserable fucking years. 515 00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:32,989 Dad! That's just mean! Sit down! 516 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:34,373 But I got out of all that. 517 00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:37,623 And I finally met the light of my life, Sharon. 518 00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:39,415 - To you, baby. - Dad! 519 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:40,666 You're my guy. 520 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:41,707 I toast you. 521 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,250 Dad! Stop! 522 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,253 - Will you stop it? - Rudolph, please! Enough. 523 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:48,125 - Are you happy now? - Fairly happy, yes. 524 00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:49,882 Look what I found. 525 00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:52,183 The divorce glass. 526 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:53,891 Salud. 527 00:25:53,929 --> 00:25:56,259 I give these kids 50-50 odds. 528 00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:59,765 Salud, everybody. Have a good time. 529 00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:01,982 Tony, wake up! 530 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:05,360 Please! Cristy hasn't eaten, Tommy needs to be changed. 531 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:09,066 Oh, Cristy. What are you doing? 532 00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:11,741 - Get up. I just told your boss you're going to work! - But what did you lie for? 533 00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:13,950 - Because you're gonna lose another job! - No, honey, I'm sick! 534 00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:15,871 You're not sick, you're hungover! 535 00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:18,498 That's not who I am! I'm a singer, that's what I do! 536 00:26:18,537 --> 00:26:20,077 You're not making any money singing! 537 00:26:20,122 --> 00:26:22,002 Get in your car right now and go get your job! 538 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,000 You're trying to turn me into someone I'm not! 539 00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:26,502 I can't do this! I can't do this, Tony! 540 00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:28,055 I am losing my mind! 541 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:36,304 I don't wanna end up like my family. 542 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,749 Time moves forward. 543 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,251 Time moves backwards. 544 00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:04,290 Time stands still. 545 00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:19,636 Do I live up to my profile or do I fall short? 546 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:22,891 Are you kidding? You're a banana flambé with extra rum. 547 00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:26,154 You're a trip to the moon on gossamer wings. 548 00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:29,478 Wow! You're so poetic and romantic. 549 00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:30,485 It's true! 550 00:27:30,526 --> 00:27:32,356 Just like my late Morris. 551 00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:36,572 Morris. Now, he was American and you're Italian, and your name originated how? 552 00:27:36,615 --> 00:27:38,955 My name. My Italian name is Geltrude. 553 00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:39,832 Geltrude. 554 00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:43,498 And then he called me "Trude," and then became more American. "Trudy." 555 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:44,827 Trudy. 556 00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:49,383 Why don't you come with your entire family, on my late Morris' boat? 557 00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:52,214 Bring the children, bring the grandchildren. 558 00:27:52,256 --> 00:27:53,716 Like a motorboat? 559 00:27:53,757 --> 00:27:55,547 No, no, it's a sailboat. 55 feet. 560 00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:57,722 - Wow. That's big. That is big. - Yeah. Yeah. 561 00:27:57,761 --> 00:27:59,051 Yeah, I would love to. 562 00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:01,176 We'd bring some nice food, something to drink, that would be great. 563 00:28:01,223 --> 00:28:06,233 Yeah, but not red wine, because it might stain the teakwood deck. 564 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:07,520 It's very precious. 565 00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:09,273 Okay, understood. No red wine. 566 00:28:09,523 --> 00:28:11,403 I got the red wine! 567 00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:13,571 No, no, no, I'm sorry, you can't have red wine on the boat. 568 00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:15,740 No red wine, Tony. No red wine. 569 00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:17,489 Why? It's a beautiful wine! 570 00:28:17,531 --> 00:28:19,821 What's Tom Jones doing here anyway? Who invited him? 571 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,277 He's here to help me with the kids. 572 00:28:21,702 --> 00:28:23,292 I brought Peggy to help. 573 00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:25,038 Peggy says mean things about me to my children, so... 574 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,540 I say nice things about you, too. 575 00:28:26,582 --> 00:28:27,712 It's a beautiful wine. 576 00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:28,829 You have an accent, too! 577 00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:29,826 Yes. 578 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:31,287 Where are you from, paesano? 579 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,706 Paesano? Don't encourage him, please. 580 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,005 I'm from Venezuela, darling. 581 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:36,088 Do you know this song? 582 00:28:50,814 --> 00:28:53,114 I can see why she still loves him! 583 00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:54,570 Come on. Come on board. 584 00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:57,400 - This is gonna be a disaster. - Dad. 585 00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:59,530 Cheers! 586 00:29:00,282 --> 00:29:03,332 I dressed for boating but I didn't realize how cold it was gonna be. 587 00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:08,578 My late husband Morris, I met him in Milano for a trade show for his swimwear line. 588 00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:11,544 He used to say, "Sailing in the winter... 589 00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:15,095 "is the best comparison to life in the world of commerce." 590 00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:32,146 Oh, no! 591 00:29:32,606 --> 00:29:35,316 Morris' teakwood deck! 592 00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:37,029 Yeah. Grand adventure. Great. 593 00:29:37,069 --> 00:29:38,699 Nice work, Tom Jones. 594 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:44,616 Trudy, I know that it's upsetting, but wouldn't Morris say, "What a grand adventure?" 595 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:47,870 Yeah, you're right. No big deal. He's probably laughing up in heaven. 596 00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:49,583 We should have used paper cups. 597 00:29:50,123 --> 00:29:51,333 No, but it's not the same thing. 598 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,675 You need a nice glass for a beautiful wine, you know? 599 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:00,383 Oh, boy. 600 00:30:00,801 --> 00:30:03,601 Look. It's a piece of glass right in her hand. 601 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:09,055 Are you all right, honey? 602 00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:11,311 Yeah, she's thinking of something, Tony. 603 00:30:11,353 --> 00:30:14,863 One loop. One continuous thing. 604 00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:17,978 She's talking to herself. It's strange. 605 00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:19,396 Honey, you should go to bed. 606 00:30:20,195 --> 00:30:24,115 If it was all one continuous loop. Yeah. 607 00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:27,576 Hi, I'm Touissant. 608 00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:29,499 Touissant? Who's this guy? 609 00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:31,575 It's not for me. Is it for you? 610 00:30:31,623 --> 00:30:32,753 No, it's not for me, man. 611 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,041 The plumber. 612 00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:35,344 What's he here for? 613 00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:37,047 What do you think? Terry. 614 00:30:37,588 --> 00:30:38,838 Terry. Oh, Terry. 615 00:30:39,173 --> 00:30:42,383 Oh, no, wait. What's going on? What is this man doing in my room? 616 00:30:42,718 --> 00:30:43,718 This is... 617 00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:45,722 - Touissant. - Touissant. 618 00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:48,007 Terry, Touissant. 619 00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:51,307 Well, I mean, I've taped my show... 620 00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:54,521 and then, well, exactly how long is this going to take? 621 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:57,570 Well, it shouldn't take more than a day. 622 00:30:57,608 --> 00:31:00,108 What accent is that, Joy? 623 00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:01,702 What country is that from? 624 00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:03,407 - Haiti. - Haiti. 625 00:31:03,447 --> 00:31:04,607 Haiti? 626 00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:06,116 It's French and Creole. 627 00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:08,657 French and Creole. 628 00:31:08,702 --> 00:31:11,502 Well, is there any way... Could you please put a curtain up here... 629 00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:14,708 so that I can come and go in my room and watch my show while he's still working? 630 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,460 Of course. I have a stapler. 631 00:31:16,919 --> 00:31:18,039 Thank you, sir. 632 00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:19,746 You're welcome, mademoiselle. 633 00:31:19,796 --> 00:31:20,916 Mademoiselle? 634 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:26,337 Good luck in here and good luck with the... that. 635 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:28,642 Why don't you go to bed? 636 00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:31,975 Keep going up the stairs. Go to bed. 637 00:31:32,351 --> 00:31:35,271 I don't want to go to sleep. I don't want to have that horrible dream. 638 00:31:35,312 --> 00:31:38,692 Come on! You can't have the same dream twice. It never happens. 639 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:41,072 - It's impossible. - That's not true. 640 00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:43,529 I had the Peggy dream so many times when I was younger... 641 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:44,950 with the masks and the robe. 642 00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:46,528 It doesn't make sense. No, no. 643 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:49,083 You can't have the same dream twice. Maybe it's the... 644 00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:50,487 Rudy, she's thinking about something. 645 00:31:50,536 --> 00:31:53,156 Maybe it's a good dream, and she's working something out. 646 00:31:53,205 --> 00:31:56,715 I don't wanna work anything out. I just want a nice, dumb sleep. 647 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:59,340 Let's knock her out. Give her a children's cough medicine. 648 00:31:59,378 --> 00:32:00,798 - That's what does it. - Is that safe? 649 00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:02,168 No. It's not safe. 650 00:32:02,214 --> 00:32:03,304 It's expired. 651 00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:06,966 Go on, there. Knock it back, honey. 652 00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:09,100 - No. - Okay, one more. Knock it down. Come on. 653 00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:10,887 - Rudy! - Do it, Tony. 654 00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:12,601 - I don't know. - Just do it. One more. 655 00:32:12,641 --> 00:32:13,641 Okay, one more. 656 00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:16,194 Enough with this! That's it. I'm gonna make her a hot toddy. 657 00:32:16,228 --> 00:32:17,478 That's what she needs. 658 00:32:17,521 --> 00:32:18,691 You're gonna intoxicate her. 659 00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:21,570 It's all natural, it's all herbal. Nothing strong. 660 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:27,858 I was kidnapped by another monk, who was from Switzerland. 661 00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:36,373 And it turned out that this monk was a duke of a royal family. 662 00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:40,791 I shouldn't say "was," because he still is. 663 00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:42,670 Leave me alone. 664 00:32:43,672 --> 00:32:45,712 I don't think we should let her sleep on the stairs. 665 00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:48,553 Let's just put it here in the couch, okay? 666 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,818 Seventeen years. 667 00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:06,609 Think about it. We've been hiding... 668 00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:09,413 for seventeen years. 669 00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:12,664 Seventeen years. 670 00:33:13,118 --> 00:33:16,578 We used to make things. Seventeen years ago. 671 00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:19,419 Then, that all stopped. What happened? 672 00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:24,341 When you're hiding, you're safe... 673 00:33:24,755 --> 00:33:27,475 because people can't see you. 674 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:30,761 But, funny thing about hiding... 675 00:33:31,178 --> 00:33:33,558 you're even hidden from yourself. 676 00:33:46,944 --> 00:33:48,614 Baby, what's the matter? 677 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:51,951 Tony, you need to move out of the basement. 678 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:53,700 You need to get your own house. 679 00:33:53,742 --> 00:33:55,202 What? Why? 680 00:33:55,786 --> 00:33:58,406 Because I go out at night and sing at Angela's club? 681 00:33:58,455 --> 00:33:59,705 - Is that it? - No. 682 00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:02,168 Because we've been divorced for two years. 683 00:34:02,209 --> 00:34:03,839 We need to move on. 684 00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:05,167 You need to move out. 685 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:07,836 Rudy, you need to move out, too. 686 00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:08,801 What? 687 00:34:08,841 --> 00:34:10,971 There's more room in the basement for me now. 688 00:34:11,635 --> 00:34:12,725 And another thing, Rudy. 689 00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:15,221 Tomorrow, I would like to have a meeting with you and Trudy at your office... 690 00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:18,814 to discuss her investing in the manufacturing of my new idea. 691 00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:20,226 No. 692 00:34:20,269 --> 00:34:22,229 I'm still getting to know her and falling in love. 693 00:34:22,271 --> 00:34:24,481 I can't do that. I won't do that. 694 00:34:24,982 --> 00:34:27,362 And what manufacturing idea? What are you talking about? 695 00:34:28,819 --> 00:34:32,159 I have always been there for you, no matter what. 696 00:34:32,531 --> 00:34:33,911 I didn't go away to school. 697 00:34:33,949 --> 00:34:36,789 I stayed to help you and Mom through the divorce and do your accounting. 698 00:34:37,035 --> 00:34:39,365 I let you live here whenever you want... 699 00:34:39,788 --> 00:34:41,618 no matter what it is. 700 00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:46,844 I am respectfully asking for the favor that you owe me. 701 00:34:48,172 --> 00:34:50,972 If you look into your heart, you'll know that I'm right. 702 00:34:55,596 --> 00:35:00,766 Cristy, I need to use your crayons, your colored pencils and your paper. 703 00:35:01,518 --> 00:35:03,018 Let's go to my room. 704 00:35:39,014 --> 00:35:40,224 You're not gonna believe this. 705 00:35:40,265 --> 00:35:42,515 So, you know that plumber that you recommended? 706 00:35:42,559 --> 00:35:43,729 Yeah, Touissant. 707 00:35:43,769 --> 00:35:47,519 So I hire him, Terry freaks out, completely disoriented. 708 00:35:47,564 --> 00:35:50,194 Hasn't had a man in her room for eight years, since Rudy. 709 00:35:50,234 --> 00:35:52,034 Makes me hang a drop cloth. 710 00:35:52,069 --> 00:35:53,239 The way I look at it... 711 00:35:53,278 --> 00:35:56,568 is that this is an opportunity for you to invest in a new business... 712 00:35:58,408 --> 00:36:00,238 ...that'll mean more money for you. 713 00:36:01,828 --> 00:36:03,618 Tell Rico, Dad. Number five's gotta go off. 714 00:36:03,664 --> 00:36:06,584 Rico, number five, no, off. 715 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,885 Go off! Thank you! 716 00:36:09,962 --> 00:36:12,382 It's a standard handle, 53 inches. 717 00:36:12,422 --> 00:36:14,552 The sleeve connects to the mop head. 718 00:36:14,591 --> 00:36:16,761 Now, this is where it gets complicated. 719 00:36:17,094 --> 00:36:20,184 There's a clip that connects the sleeve to the... 720 00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:23,274 I don't even know what to call it. The "cup." 721 00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:25,307 Which is connected to the mop head. 722 00:36:25,644 --> 00:36:29,064 So, when you pull up on the sleeve, the mop head stretches... 723 00:36:29,106 --> 00:36:31,646 so you can wring it without ever touching it with your hands. 724 00:36:32,109 --> 00:36:35,319 The only thing we see is this crayon drawings. 725 00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:36,742 We can't make heads or tails. 726 00:36:37,322 --> 00:36:38,742 We don't know what it is. 727 00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:42,616 So, the mop doesn't hang loose, like hair? Like a string? 728 00:36:42,661 --> 00:36:44,911 It hangs, but not on loose, open ends like hair. 729 00:36:44,955 --> 00:36:46,755 It's one continuous loop. 730 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:47,870 - I don't get it. - I don't get it. 731 00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:50,416 - I don't get it. What's he doing here? - What's he doing here? 732 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:53,630 He is the father of our children, and my friend, and he looks out for me. 733 00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:03,471 We're doing an invention. 734 00:37:03,891 --> 00:37:05,021 Cheers. 735 00:37:05,517 --> 00:37:06,687 Right. 736 00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,610 Yes we are, Cristy. 737 00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:13,148 It's very serious. 738 00:37:13,817 --> 00:37:15,437 It's priority. 739 00:37:15,485 --> 00:37:16,945 Yes it is. 740 00:37:16,987 --> 00:37:17,857 And I'm helping. 741 00:37:17,905 --> 00:37:19,575 Yes you are. 742 00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:31,751 Ça se fait comme ça in Haiti. 743 00:37:31,793 --> 00:37:34,003 Touissant is teaching me how to speak French. 744 00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:36,550 And the word for "industrious" is... 745 00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:39,338 Yes. 746 00:37:39,384 --> 00:37:41,304 At first I thought maybe something scary would happen... 747 00:37:41,345 --> 00:37:45,395 like what happened with Danica while she was kidnapped by a man... 748 00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:48,142 who turned out to be in hiding from the royal family in Switzerland... 749 00:37:48,185 --> 00:37:50,565 and then she moved to Switzerland. 750 00:37:50,604 --> 00:37:52,774 Of course, she befriended that man and more. 751 00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:55,322 Don't ever try and limit me, Joy. 752 00:37:55,359 --> 00:37:57,439 And let me know if you want some of this Chakalaka. 753 00:37:57,486 --> 00:37:58,606 Chaka. Say "chaka." 754 00:37:58,654 --> 00:37:59,454 Chaka. 755 00:37:59,488 --> 00:38:00,488 It's very good. 756 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:10,173 Hey, Rocky. Hey, Tom! 757 00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:13,205 Take her inside the office. 758 00:38:14,211 --> 00:38:16,711 - Hey, Tino. - Hey, Joy. 759 00:38:16,755 --> 00:38:18,755 I wanted to show you something. 760 00:38:18,799 --> 00:38:20,339 So, will you help me figure this out? 761 00:38:20,384 --> 00:38:23,474 I know that it has to be welded. This part is supposed to twist. 762 00:38:49,955 --> 00:38:53,885 1... 2... 3... 763 00:38:54,168 --> 00:38:57,088 4, 5, 6... 764 00:38:57,754 --> 00:38:58,754 What are you doing? 765 00:39:04,469 --> 00:39:07,759 38, 39, 40. 766 00:39:08,098 --> 00:39:11,228 All right. All right, Dad, come over here and grab this. 767 00:39:11,268 --> 00:39:12,938 Grab it right in the middle. 768 00:39:17,482 --> 00:39:18,692 Okay. There. 769 00:39:18,734 --> 00:39:21,404 And go up, Jackie go down. You see it? 770 00:39:21,445 --> 00:39:22,455 Not yet. 771 00:39:22,487 --> 00:39:24,527 All right. Here. 772 00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:26,779 - How about now? - No. 773 00:39:27,242 --> 00:39:28,952 Well you're going to. 774 00:39:28,994 --> 00:39:31,204 I don't see it yet, I mean... 775 00:39:35,501 --> 00:39:37,631 - You ready? - Yeah. 776 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:47,298 300 feet of continuous cotton loops. 777 00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:49,311 That's what I drew. 778 00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:54,477 This is why I would like to ask you for your investment, Trudy. 779 00:39:55,646 --> 00:39:59,436 Morris worked 50 years to earn his fortune, Joy. 780 00:40:00,442 --> 00:40:04,992 Before he passed on to the next world, he made me promise on his deathbed... 781 00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:09,160 that I would never be neglectful with one dollar of the money... 782 00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:11,291 that he so carefully earned. 783 00:40:11,995 --> 00:40:17,415 Therefore you have to answer Morris's four questions of financial worthiness. 784 00:40:17,459 --> 00:40:18,589 Are you ready? 785 00:40:19,711 --> 00:40:21,091 I think so. Yes. 786 00:40:22,673 --> 00:40:24,303 Question number one: 787 00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:27,340 Where did you go to high school? 788 00:40:27,386 --> 00:40:29,046 Plainfield Public High. 789 00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:33,346 Question number two: Who were you in high school? 790 00:40:34,101 --> 00:40:35,561 I was valedictorian. 791 00:40:36,687 --> 00:40:39,187 The smartest student in the school. 792 00:40:39,231 --> 00:40:40,521 That's good, right? 793 00:40:41,441 --> 00:40:42,611 Perhaps. 794 00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:48,913 Joy might be a brilliant, unrealized creator of commerce. 795 00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:50,486 But on the other hand... 796 00:40:50,534 --> 00:40:54,504 it's equally possible that she is a fatally flawed underachiever... 797 00:40:54,538 --> 00:40:59,668 doomed to a lifetime of failure, disappointment, unfulfilled expectations. 798 00:41:00,752 --> 00:41:02,462 You must admit, Joy... 799 00:41:02,504 --> 00:41:05,554 that your life, to date, makes a stronger case for... 800 00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:07,880 ...disappointment. 801 00:41:10,095 --> 00:41:11,635 I don't care about any of this. 802 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,560 It's not only risky, but it's fiscally irresponsible... 803 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,060 and doesn't make any sense, whatsoever. 804 00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:18,602 Joy's never run a business in her life. 805 00:41:18,645 --> 00:41:20,965 I've been running my father's garage for the last 10 years. 806 00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:23,228 Our father. 807 00:41:24,443 --> 00:41:26,953 I have ventures that I'm planning to launch here... 808 00:41:26,987 --> 00:41:29,027 at this existing business. 809 00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:31,532 You never mentioned any of this... 810 00:41:31,575 --> 00:41:33,745 until I came to Trudy to ask for an investment. 811 00:41:34,578 --> 00:41:37,038 What's Morris's third question? 812 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,540 Are you prepared... 813 00:41:38,582 --> 00:41:42,092 within six months of commencing this venture... 814 00:41:42,127 --> 00:41:44,127 to show adequate returns? 815 00:41:44,963 --> 00:41:46,723 I accept your terms. 816 00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:48,217 Don't do it, Joy. 817 00:41:48,258 --> 00:41:50,258 What's the fourth question? 818 00:41:50,302 --> 00:41:54,812 You are in a room, and there is a gun on the table. 819 00:41:54,848 --> 00:41:59,558 And the only other person in the room is an adversary in commerce. 820 00:41:59,603 --> 00:42:01,983 Only one of you can prevail. 821 00:42:02,022 --> 00:42:07,782 Yet, you have protected your business and Morris's money. 822 00:42:09,738 --> 00:42:11,948 Do you pick up the gun, Joy? 823 00:42:13,534 --> 00:42:15,794 That's a very strange question. 824 00:42:15,827 --> 00:42:19,827 There is nothing strange about this question at all. 825 00:42:19,873 --> 00:42:21,793 This is money. 826 00:42:23,001 --> 00:42:26,801 Do you pick up the gun? 827 00:42:27,756 --> 00:42:29,336 I pick up the gun. 828 00:42:29,383 --> 00:42:30,513 Good. 829 00:42:31,426 --> 00:42:33,886 I'm going to remember that you said that... 830 00:42:34,888 --> 00:42:37,348 when I speak to my lawyer. 831 00:42:38,392 --> 00:42:40,772 What did Trudy's lawyer say? 832 00:42:40,811 --> 00:42:42,901 He did a worldwide patent search. 833 00:42:42,938 --> 00:42:44,358 What's a patent? 834 00:42:45,274 --> 00:42:48,744 A patent is like a law that you get to protect your idea. 835 00:42:49,111 --> 00:42:51,361 A lot of people patent their ideas... 836 00:42:51,405 --> 00:42:54,075 but only a few of them actually get their ideas made. 837 00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:56,948 So Trudy just wanted to be careful... 838 00:42:56,994 --> 00:42:58,374 Joy... 839 00:42:58,412 --> 00:43:02,372 I just wanted to let you know that Touissant has almost finished his work. 840 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:03,746 And, um... 841 00:43:05,169 --> 00:43:07,629 You know, we really need to find some more work for him. 842 00:43:07,671 --> 00:43:09,961 - You want more work in the house? - Yeah. 843 00:43:10,007 --> 00:43:11,797 I have another big job I have to go to. 844 00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:14,296 - What? - Yes. 845 00:43:14,344 --> 00:43:16,474 - Well, but we have real issues here. - Sorry. 846 00:43:16,972 --> 00:43:18,972 - We don't have money for that work, Mom. - Well... 847 00:43:19,683 --> 00:43:20,683 Okay. 848 00:43:21,935 --> 00:43:23,435 Joy... 849 00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:25,357 What is happening to you, Mother? 850 00:43:25,397 --> 00:43:27,187 I don't know what's going on. 851 00:43:27,232 --> 00:43:28,862 Are you in love with Touissant? 852 00:43:30,027 --> 00:43:32,357 I was feeling alone. 853 00:43:33,822 --> 00:43:37,032 And I didn't even realize it, you know? 854 00:43:37,075 --> 00:43:38,235 And then... 855 00:43:43,707 --> 00:43:45,877 What did the patent search find? 856 00:43:47,127 --> 00:43:49,207 Trudy just wanted to be careful. 857 00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:52,221 And this guy found a man that's in Texas... 858 00:43:52,257 --> 00:43:55,007 who worked for another guy in another country... 859 00:43:55,052 --> 00:44:00,022 where they have an idea that might be similar to my mop. 860 00:44:00,057 --> 00:44:01,307 What country? 861 00:44:01,808 --> 00:44:02,848 Hong Kong. 862 00:44:02,893 --> 00:44:06,693 The Hong Kong man has a representative in Dallas, Texas. 863 00:44:06,730 --> 00:44:10,400 The Dallas man was very reasonable with my lawyer. 864 00:44:11,693 --> 00:44:12,743 Hey. 865 00:44:19,743 --> 00:44:21,373 So, this guy in Texas... 866 00:44:22,246 --> 00:44:26,076 We're supposed to pay him a royalty on the patent as a protection, right? 867 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,043 Right. 868 00:44:27,084 --> 00:44:28,714 To be safe from any claims. 869 00:44:28,752 --> 00:44:29,922 Is that correct? 870 00:44:29,962 --> 00:44:32,052 Please stop using the word "we." 871 00:44:32,089 --> 00:44:34,549 None of this is your money or your business. 872 00:44:34,591 --> 00:44:38,431 But the same guy also owns a manufacturing plant... 873 00:44:38,470 --> 00:44:41,560 that you guys say that it's cheaper than any other place? 874 00:44:41,598 --> 00:44:43,308 - Yes. In California. - Yes. 875 00:44:43,350 --> 00:44:45,890 A metal and plastic injection mold factory. 876 00:44:45,936 --> 00:44:47,056 Okay, so it's the same guy. 877 00:44:47,104 --> 00:44:48,864 - He owns the patent... - This happens all the time in business. 878 00:44:48,897 --> 00:44:51,267 You find the best partner. It's smart. 879 00:44:51,316 --> 00:44:53,686 He doesn't understand business. He doesn't know business. 880 00:44:53,735 --> 00:44:56,105 - No, no, I'm the first to say that. - I understand business. 881 00:44:56,154 --> 00:44:59,574 Dad and I, we buy parts for the trucks all the time at the garage. 882 00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:01,406 Morris did it all the time. 883 00:45:01,451 --> 00:45:03,871 One-stop shopping. It's the cheapest. 884 00:45:03,912 --> 00:45:05,332 - But is that normal? - That's how he made his money. 885 00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:06,542 - Yeah, that's normal. - Yes! 886 00:45:06,582 --> 00:45:08,382 But is it normal, the same guy who has the patent... 887 00:45:08,417 --> 00:45:10,097 is the same guy who has the manufacturing? 888 00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:11,457 - Yeah. Make it best. - Yeah. 889 00:45:11,503 --> 00:45:13,423 - Yeah? - Better if it's that way. 890 00:45:13,463 --> 00:45:15,593 Okay, and the lawyer? Right? Morris's lawyer? 891 00:45:15,632 --> 00:45:17,342 - He's good. Let's not make trouble. - He's very good. 892 00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:21,764 But he specialized in garment business, no? Not manufacturing business. 893 00:45:21,805 --> 00:45:25,385 Tony. Let's quit while we're ahead. 894 00:45:27,519 --> 00:45:31,939 I know that you want Tony to be your counselor, if you will... 895 00:45:31,982 --> 00:45:34,032 and I will respect that... 896 00:45:34,067 --> 00:45:38,527 as Tony and you should respect what we're proposing... 897 00:45:38,572 --> 00:45:41,912 as the lawyer for this whole business endeavor. 898 00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:49,670 All right. The parts have arrived from California... 899 00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:51,998 and we can start manufacturing here. 900 00:45:52,503 --> 00:45:54,843 I have the first assembled mop. 901 00:45:55,506 --> 00:45:57,836 I told you it was gonna be more refined. 902 00:45:58,634 --> 00:45:59,844 And it is. 903 00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:02,350 Father Martinez is here. 904 00:46:02,387 --> 00:46:04,597 You need to set those women up right now and get going. 905 00:46:05,057 --> 00:46:06,927 They're gonna be so grateful for the jobs, Joy. 906 00:46:06,975 --> 00:46:08,555 Okay. All right. I'll go talk to those ladies. 907 00:46:08,602 --> 00:46:10,902 Now I finally have jobs for them. 908 00:46:42,845 --> 00:46:44,895 And I'll show you guys how to assemble... 909 00:47:07,786 --> 00:47:09,946 I'm a little proud of you. I gotta admit it. 910 00:47:11,164 --> 00:47:16,634 But, it costs much more than $15,000 to make the first run. 911 00:47:16,670 --> 00:47:17,840 I know, Trudy. 912 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,080 But with all due respect, that actually wasn't my fault. 913 00:47:20,424 --> 00:47:22,384 Look at this. More bills. 914 00:47:24,595 --> 00:47:26,935 - What? - Another bill from Gerhardt. 915 00:47:26,972 --> 00:47:29,722 This guy keeps billing me for his mistakes. 916 00:47:29,766 --> 00:47:31,846 - That's business. - No. 917 00:47:31,894 --> 00:47:33,694 That's not the way I do business. 918 00:47:33,729 --> 00:47:35,229 I'm calling this guy. 919 00:47:40,611 --> 00:47:42,701 Gerhardt, I'm not gonna keep paying for these parts... 920 00:47:42,738 --> 00:47:44,358 that it's taking you four times to get right. 921 00:47:44,406 --> 00:47:47,406 That was your design. You have to pay for those parts. 922 00:47:47,451 --> 00:47:50,331 That's mold-making. That's the process. 923 00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:52,750 My clients pay when we figure it out. 924 00:47:52,789 --> 00:47:54,459 It was not my design, Gerhardt. 925 00:47:54,499 --> 00:47:57,039 It was your mistake. I'm not paying it. 926 00:47:57,085 --> 00:47:59,625 That was your design. You have to pay. 927 00:47:59,671 --> 00:48:01,591 Did you just hang up on him? 928 00:48:01,632 --> 00:48:05,092 This guy was supposed to be easy and inexpensive. 929 00:48:05,135 --> 00:48:07,755 He keeps overbilling us. I'm not paying for it. 930 00:48:09,348 --> 00:48:11,728 Nobody pay it. 931 00:48:11,767 --> 00:48:13,937 I'm gonna fight it out with this guy. 932 00:48:13,977 --> 00:48:17,107 Just assemble them and try to sell them. 933 00:48:17,147 --> 00:48:19,607 Just put it in your window. Let your customers decide. 934 00:48:19,650 --> 00:48:21,190 My family's been going to you my whole life. 935 00:48:21,235 --> 00:48:24,155 Look, the big companies, they pay me for my shelf space. 936 00:48:24,655 --> 00:48:27,245 Maybe you can sell one of your mops to those big companies. 937 00:48:27,282 --> 00:48:29,912 And maybe they'll put it on my shelf. 938 00:48:31,119 --> 00:48:35,579 It's expensive, at $19.95, but it's the only mop you'll ever have to buy. 939 00:48:35,624 --> 00:48:39,884 But I don't want people to buy one mop for $20... 940 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,670 and never have to buy another mop again. 941 00:48:41,713 --> 00:48:46,683 I'd rather they keep buying our mops at $5, 50 times, 100 times. 942 00:48:47,553 --> 00:48:52,103 Look, you were broke and bored. You had an idea. 943 00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:54,310 So what? Lots of people have ideas. 944 00:48:54,768 --> 00:48:57,438 Go home. Please, take care of your family. 945 00:48:58,522 --> 00:49:00,652 Hi. Would you like to try a new mop? 946 00:49:00,691 --> 00:49:03,781 It's the only mop you'll ever have to buy. 947 00:49:04,778 --> 00:49:06,988 - Hi. Would you like to try a new mop? - No. 948 00:49:07,030 --> 00:49:08,450 It's self-wringing. 949 00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:10,910 You can remove the mop head, throw it in the washing machine. 950 00:49:10,951 --> 00:49:12,081 - No germs. - No. 951 00:49:12,119 --> 00:49:13,119 No. 952 00:49:13,579 --> 00:49:15,329 - No? - Look at that. 953 00:49:15,372 --> 00:49:17,372 You want to just try it? You could just try. 954 00:49:17,416 --> 00:49:20,586 It can self-wring. See? No other mop does this. 955 00:49:41,773 --> 00:49:44,233 Come and try the brand-new mop! 956 00:49:45,444 --> 00:49:47,324 - It's the mop of the future. - No, thanks. 957 00:49:48,363 --> 00:49:49,703 Want to try this mop, ladies? 958 00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:51,030 - What's this? - Hey, miss. 959 00:49:51,074 --> 00:49:52,414 It's a brand-new mop. 960 00:49:53,577 --> 00:49:55,537 You could wring it without getting your hands dirty. 961 00:49:55,579 --> 00:49:56,709 I don't think so. 962 00:49:56,747 --> 00:49:59,667 Come on. Try it. It's the mop of the future. 963 00:50:01,418 --> 00:50:02,538 Self-wringing, huh? 964 00:50:02,586 --> 00:50:03,586 Yeah. 965 00:50:03,629 --> 00:50:06,049 All right. I do like the idea of that. 966 00:50:06,089 --> 00:50:10,049 I hate having to touch the mop head after I get done cleaning the bathroom floor. 967 00:50:10,093 --> 00:50:11,473 I always think that's disgusting, you know? 968 00:50:11,512 --> 00:50:12,682 It's so gross. 969 00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:16,601 Wow. It really does get all the corners that my sponge mop won't get. 970 00:50:16,892 --> 00:50:20,062 All those crannies where my kids spill their juice. 971 00:50:20,979 --> 00:50:23,149 I really like it. Can we buy it? 972 00:50:23,190 --> 00:50:24,610 Take it easy, Cristy. 973 00:50:24,942 --> 00:50:28,072 Wow. I mean, that's just amazing. You really don't have to touch it. 974 00:50:28,111 --> 00:50:29,241 Look at that. 975 00:50:29,279 --> 00:50:30,609 You know what would make this perfect... 976 00:50:30,656 --> 00:50:33,066 if you could remove the mop head, put it in the washing machine... 977 00:50:33,116 --> 00:50:34,776 - Really get it clean. - That'd be great. 978 00:50:35,536 --> 00:50:36,746 - You can. - What? 979 00:50:36,787 --> 00:50:37,907 Are you serious? 980 00:50:37,955 --> 00:50:40,255 - Well how much is this mop? - It's $19.95. 981 00:50:40,290 --> 00:50:41,420 No, that's too much. 982 00:50:41,458 --> 00:50:44,258 But I guess, I mean, if it is the only mop that you ever have to buy... 983 00:50:44,294 --> 00:50:45,424 I mean we keep buying those $5 mops. 984 00:50:45,462 --> 00:50:46,802 - Hi, Daddy. - Hi, sweetie. 985 00:50:46,839 --> 00:50:51,889 You, you remember Angela? And her two brothers, right? 986 00:50:51,927 --> 00:50:53,717 I do. Hello. 987 00:50:53,762 --> 00:50:55,562 - Mommy, the policeman. - Ma'am? 988 00:50:55,597 --> 00:50:56,927 Did we break the law? 989 00:50:56,974 --> 00:50:59,274 - I'm taking this merchandise. - No, no. We're leaving. We're leaving. 990 00:50:59,309 --> 00:51:01,019 - Now, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. - We were just leaving. 991 00:51:01,061 --> 00:51:02,481 No. Sir... 992 00:51:02,521 --> 00:51:04,271 If the customers can just see what the mop can do... 993 00:51:04,314 --> 00:51:06,154 But if I catch you out here again, you will be prosecuted! 994 00:51:06,191 --> 00:51:07,401 Well, where do I go? Sir, please! 995 00:51:07,442 --> 00:51:09,612 - You cannot sell on Kmart property! - I made those mops myself. 996 00:51:09,653 --> 00:51:11,403 - I paid for them. Please. - It took a lot of work. 997 00:51:11,446 --> 00:51:13,606 I won't come back, but you don't have to take my stuff! 998 00:51:13,824 --> 00:51:14,784 Please! 999 00:51:14,825 --> 00:51:17,045 - Are you even allowed to do this? - How embarrassing for you... 1000 00:51:17,077 --> 00:51:18,697 to be seen here like this with your daughter. 1001 00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:20,825 - What kind of parent are you, huh? - Yeah, Tony. 1002 00:51:20,873 --> 00:51:22,003 - Enough. - Hey. 1003 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,040 Hey, hey, guys. Guys... 1004 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:24,213 - All right. - Come on. 1005 00:51:24,251 --> 00:51:25,631 - Let's go. - Tony, let's go. 1006 00:51:25,669 --> 00:51:27,209 Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming. 1007 00:51:38,223 --> 00:51:41,063 Cristy, honey, it's okay. Your mommy's okay. 1008 00:51:44,605 --> 00:51:47,905 This stupid thing. This place is falling apart! 1009 00:51:47,941 --> 00:51:49,531 No... No. 1010 00:51:51,528 --> 00:51:53,568 Honey, the telephone isn't working. 1011 00:51:53,614 --> 00:51:55,164 I know. I just got the notice. 1012 00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:58,489 I had to go next door to use the phone. Tommy's got a fever. 1013 00:51:58,535 --> 00:51:59,655 Tommy has a fever? 1014 00:51:59,703 --> 00:52:02,623 Simple cold with a cough. It's going around. All the kids have it. 1015 00:52:02,664 --> 00:52:04,174 Thank God the heat's still working. 1016 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:06,498 Mommy, why isn't the phone working? 1017 00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:08,213 Because I'm late on paying the bill. 1018 00:52:09,254 --> 00:52:10,964 - Are we gonna lose our house? - Not you too. 1019 00:52:11,006 --> 00:52:12,586 No, we're not gonna lose our house. 1020 00:52:13,675 --> 00:52:15,255 Come on. Get upstairs. Get in the bath. 1021 00:52:15,302 --> 00:52:16,762 Listen to your mom and get right in that tub. 1022 00:52:16,803 --> 00:52:18,603 - I don't want a hot bath. - I don't care. 1023 00:52:18,639 --> 00:52:20,809 Cristy, you get in that hot bath. Listen to your mother. 1024 00:52:20,849 --> 00:52:22,729 I don't want you getting sick too. 1025 00:52:23,435 --> 00:52:27,105 Lauren Wells said you're a cleaning lady and sell used mops. 1026 00:52:28,732 --> 00:52:30,482 Lauren Wells said that? 1027 00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:34,237 Yeah. And it really hurt my feelings. 1028 00:52:34,905 --> 00:52:38,285 First of all, even if I was a cleaning lady, so what? 1029 00:52:38,325 --> 00:52:40,125 There's no shame in hard work. 1030 00:52:41,495 --> 00:52:43,335 And second of all, you know, I'm... 1031 00:52:44,998 --> 00:52:48,588 I'm trying to sell a new mop, not used mops. 1032 00:52:49,169 --> 00:52:54,379 And third of all, don't take any guff from anybody. 1033 00:52:54,883 --> 00:52:58,093 You know, don't let it in. 1034 00:52:58,846 --> 00:53:01,886 I know it's hard. And I'm sorry that happened. 1035 00:53:03,517 --> 00:53:04,807 Now get in the bath. 1036 00:53:12,693 --> 00:53:14,493 Come on. Go to sleep, honey. 1037 00:53:28,959 --> 00:53:30,089 Joy? 1038 00:53:30,335 --> 00:53:31,835 Not now, Mimi. 1039 00:53:31,879 --> 00:53:34,919 Joy, wait, wait. Just tell me what happened today. 1040 00:53:34,965 --> 00:53:37,345 I want to know how it went. Please, I want to know. 1041 00:53:39,595 --> 00:53:41,015 It was a disaster. 1042 00:53:41,930 --> 00:53:43,140 But you must never give up. 1043 00:53:43,182 --> 00:53:44,892 Ever since you were little, you were born to bear... 1044 00:53:44,933 --> 00:53:47,143 Born to bear what, Mimi? 1045 00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:50,480 Failure? Disgrace? 1046 00:53:51,690 --> 00:53:53,980 Humiliation in front of my daughter? 1047 00:53:54,735 --> 00:53:58,825 You were born to be the unanxious presence in the room. 1048 00:53:58,864 --> 00:54:01,914 And I know that I'm gonna live to see you grow... 1049 00:54:01,950 --> 00:54:05,330 to be the successful matriarch that you were born to be. 1050 00:54:05,370 --> 00:54:06,370 Matriarch... 1051 00:54:07,664 --> 00:54:09,044 To be a mother with courage. 1052 00:54:09,082 --> 00:54:10,962 Who can't even support her children. 1053 00:54:11,376 --> 00:54:12,456 Sweetheart. 1054 00:54:16,423 --> 00:54:18,383 What are you doing here? 1055 00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:20,135 I have this idea. 1056 00:54:20,177 --> 00:54:21,927 - A guy I know. - What guy? 1057 00:54:21,970 --> 00:54:27,140 He used to work with me. And now he works at this big retailer. 1058 00:54:27,184 --> 00:54:29,484 A new way of doing business. 1059 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,310 I mean, it's worth a try. 1060 00:54:32,689 --> 00:54:34,729 You would do that for me? 1061 00:54:34,775 --> 00:54:36,035 Of course. 1062 00:54:36,068 --> 00:54:38,528 They were the best divorced couple in America. 1063 00:54:39,488 --> 00:54:42,198 Much better friends than they were husband and wife. 1064 00:54:43,116 --> 00:54:44,656 I can get you a meeting with him. 1065 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,460 Where is it? 1066 00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:54,292 But I don't understand what we're doing in Amish country. 1067 00:54:54,336 --> 00:54:56,956 They don't even have electricity out here. How could they sell anything on TV? 1068 00:54:57,005 --> 00:54:59,375 It has nothing to do with Amish people. 1069 00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:02,014 It just happens to be located here. I looked it up. 1070 00:55:02,052 --> 00:55:03,802 In Amish country. 1071 00:55:03,846 --> 00:55:04,796 Amish. 1072 00:55:04,847 --> 00:55:05,677 What? 1073 00:55:05,722 --> 00:55:07,722 - Amish. - Amish. 1074 00:55:19,736 --> 00:55:21,066 Sign in, please. 1075 00:55:22,948 --> 00:55:25,578 We're here to see Marv Brickman. 1076 00:55:26,201 --> 00:55:27,491 Okay. 1077 00:55:27,536 --> 00:55:31,076 Marv Brickman, does he know who you are if I call his office? 1078 00:55:31,748 --> 00:55:32,868 Of course he knows. 1079 00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:34,666 We're friends. We used to work together. 1080 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,090 QVC, please hold. 1081 00:55:49,308 --> 00:55:51,888 But Tom was wrong about that. He was wrong about the numbers... 1082 00:55:56,064 --> 00:55:57,274 Tony. 1083 00:55:57,316 --> 00:55:58,606 Marv. How are you? 1084 00:55:58,650 --> 00:56:00,150 I can't see you today. 1085 00:56:00,194 --> 00:56:01,574 Why? 1086 00:56:01,612 --> 00:56:03,572 Maybe tomorrow if you can stay in town. 1087 00:56:03,614 --> 00:56:06,074 No, we left the kids at home. We can't. 1088 00:56:06,116 --> 00:56:08,026 We can't stay until tomorrow. 1089 00:56:08,076 --> 00:56:11,156 Listen, you can't just expect to come in here and see someone. 1090 00:56:11,205 --> 00:56:12,625 Hey, did you take care of that advertising thing? 1091 00:56:12,664 --> 00:56:14,874 - Yes, I did. - Good. All right. 1092 00:56:14,917 --> 00:56:16,037 What's going on here? 1093 00:56:16,084 --> 00:56:17,924 - This is my good friend, Tony. - Tony Miranda. 1094 00:56:17,961 --> 00:56:19,421 We worked together at Campbell's. 1095 00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:20,423 Neil Walker. 1096 00:56:20,464 --> 00:56:22,264 - And this is his ex-wife. - Good to meet you. 1097 00:56:22,299 --> 00:56:23,629 - Joy. - Hi. Neil. 1098 00:56:23,675 --> 00:56:24,835 She's an inventor. 1099 00:56:24,885 --> 00:56:28,015 She wanted two minutes of your time today, but, Neil, don't worry about this. 1100 00:56:28,055 --> 00:56:29,475 - Maybe tomorrow. - You know what? 1101 00:56:29,515 --> 00:56:32,275 Why don't you come in for five minutes while the sales group's still here. 1102 00:56:32,309 --> 00:56:33,869 - Okay. Hold my bag. - Neil, are you sure? 1103 00:56:33,894 --> 00:56:35,234 - Yeah. - Yeah, absolutely. 1104 00:56:35,270 --> 00:56:36,650 Thank you. 1105 00:56:36,688 --> 00:56:37,858 - Got everything? - Yeah. 1106 00:56:37,898 --> 00:56:39,318 Great. Thank you, man. 1107 00:56:40,317 --> 00:56:41,477 Thank you. 1108 00:56:49,576 --> 00:56:51,236 So tell us your name, please. 1109 00:56:54,998 --> 00:56:56,168 I'm Joy. 1110 00:56:58,293 --> 00:57:00,303 And what would you like to show us today? 1111 00:57:00,337 --> 00:57:02,627 I have a self-wringing mop. 1112 00:57:04,174 --> 00:57:05,054 Just... 1113 00:57:05,092 --> 00:57:06,092 Do you need some help? 1114 00:57:06,134 --> 00:57:07,304 No. No, no. 1115 00:57:07,803 --> 00:57:08,853 All right. 1116 00:57:10,013 --> 00:57:11,813 That's my shoe. 1117 00:57:11,849 --> 00:57:13,679 Oh, my goodness. I am so sorry, sir. 1118 00:57:15,936 --> 00:57:17,476 Sock's wet. 1119 00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:18,691 Do you mind? 1120 00:57:19,857 --> 00:57:20,937 Sorry. 1121 00:57:24,653 --> 00:57:26,203 Is that plastic? 1122 00:57:26,238 --> 00:57:26,988 Yes. 1123 00:57:27,030 --> 00:57:29,030 Arnold, why don't you give it a try? Is that okay? 1124 00:57:29,074 --> 00:57:30,244 Yes, of course. 1125 00:57:30,868 --> 00:57:32,158 Just dunk it. 1126 00:57:32,202 --> 00:57:33,702 - I dip it? - Yes. 1127 00:57:34,121 --> 00:57:36,661 And then I... twist it? 1128 00:57:36,707 --> 00:57:38,167 But you pull... You have to pull it first. 1129 00:57:38,208 --> 00:57:39,578 - Pull it and twist it. - You got to pull it first before you twist it. 1130 00:57:39,626 --> 00:57:40,836 - I'm pulling it and... - Pull and twist. 1131 00:57:40,878 --> 00:57:41,918 And I am twisting it. 1132 00:57:42,796 --> 00:57:44,756 Pull and twist, just like when you're on the road. 1133 00:57:46,675 --> 00:57:50,175 We don't mean to be disrespectful, Joy. It's the end of a long day for us. 1134 00:57:51,555 --> 00:57:54,935 I feel like I want to tell you a little bit about who I am. 1135 00:57:54,975 --> 00:57:58,405 Because I have a feeling you don't know exactly where you are right now. 1136 00:57:58,437 --> 00:57:59,437 Am I right? 1137 00:58:01,064 --> 00:58:02,524 Ten months ago... 1138 00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:06,066 a man named Barry Diller called me from Los Angeles. 1139 00:58:06,987 --> 00:58:10,907 He started a television network. Fox television channel. 1140 00:58:11,450 --> 00:58:15,700 And prior to that, he ran 20th Century Fox, among other studios. 1141 00:58:16,371 --> 00:58:19,121 And he acquired a little cable channel... 1142 00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:21,706 right here in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. 1143 00:58:21,752 --> 00:58:23,712 And he hired me to run it... 1144 00:58:24,421 --> 00:58:26,511 as a bigger idea. 1145 00:58:28,759 --> 00:58:30,679 Now, I'm from Detroit, Michigan. 1146 00:58:32,095 --> 00:58:36,675 I ran America's largest, most affordable... 1147 00:58:36,725 --> 00:58:39,685 successful, value-driven retailer. 1148 00:58:39,728 --> 00:58:41,478 Chain called Kmart. 1149 00:58:42,105 --> 00:58:44,975 Prior to that, I was a buyer for Kmart. 1150 00:58:45,651 --> 00:58:50,111 And prior to that, I managed seven separate Kmart stores. 1151 00:58:50,572 --> 00:58:53,952 I decide what products we let into our stores here... 1152 00:58:53,992 --> 00:58:59,002 into people's homes, 24 hours a day, for our valued customers. 1153 00:59:00,249 --> 00:59:04,169 I choose very carefully and very conservatively. 1154 00:59:05,170 --> 00:59:09,340 I spend most of my day deflecting incoming shots from people like yourself. 1155 00:59:12,052 --> 00:59:13,092 You see that chart? 1156 00:59:19,768 --> 00:59:23,808 This green line either rises or stays the same each month. 1157 00:59:24,690 --> 00:59:27,480 There's no problem with my product choice. 1158 00:59:28,986 --> 00:59:31,566 Do you know what QVC stands for, Joy? 1159 00:59:33,490 --> 00:59:34,660 No, I don't. 1160 00:59:35,409 --> 00:59:38,749 Quality, Value, Convenience. 1161 00:59:40,539 --> 00:59:43,829 I sell product affordably, but I don't sell cheap product. 1162 00:59:43,876 --> 00:59:46,376 And your mop is plastic and it looks strange. 1163 00:59:48,839 --> 00:59:51,339 I don't know anything about charts. 1164 00:59:51,383 --> 00:59:52,383 Or... 1165 00:59:54,094 --> 00:59:55,854 ...business, frankly. 1166 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,680 But I do clean my own home. 1167 00:59:59,725 --> 01:00:01,815 And I made this mop... 1168 01:00:01,852 --> 01:00:05,022 because it is better than anything else out there. 1169 01:00:08,233 --> 01:00:09,863 Please give me a chance. 1170 01:00:12,196 --> 01:00:13,656 I like that it's plastic... 1171 01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:16,617 because it's so light in my hands, it's like nothing. 1172 01:00:17,451 --> 01:00:20,661 It's also ten times more absorbent than any other mop on the market. 1173 01:00:20,704 --> 01:00:21,714 Why? 1174 01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:27,499 Because of 300 feet of continuous cotton loop that I looped myself. 1175 01:00:27,544 --> 01:00:30,384 That is an enormous amount of absorbent cotton... 1176 01:00:30,422 --> 01:00:32,262 on a very small mop head. 1177 01:00:32,299 --> 01:00:35,889 Now I'm done with the bathroom, and I haven't wrung the mop once. 1178 01:00:35,928 --> 01:00:37,548 Let me ask you a question. 1179 01:00:38,388 --> 01:00:39,848 Would you take this mop... 1180 01:00:39,890 --> 01:00:41,350 where you were just cleaning the bathroom... 1181 01:00:41,391 --> 01:00:43,271 and around the toilet, and all of those germs... 1182 01:00:43,644 --> 01:00:45,944 and take it into the kitchen... 1183 01:00:45,979 --> 01:00:48,439 where your family eats, where you feed your children? 1184 01:00:49,733 --> 01:00:52,783 I take this mop head, I put it in the washing machine... 1185 01:00:52,819 --> 01:00:54,449 it comes out clean like new. 1186 01:00:55,489 --> 01:00:58,949 You can't do that with any other mop. 1187 01:00:59,409 --> 01:01:00,909 - So... - Stop. 1188 01:01:04,915 --> 01:01:08,255 Can you make 50,000 of these mops by next week? 1189 01:01:10,504 --> 01:01:12,094 Yeah, I think so. 1190 01:01:14,216 --> 01:01:16,796 David Selznick, the son of immigrants... 1191 01:01:16,844 --> 01:01:20,064 married Jennifer Jones from Oklahoma, America's sweetheart. 1192 01:01:20,097 --> 01:01:22,427 That just goes to show you that in America... 1193 01:01:22,474 --> 01:01:26,194 the ordinary meets the extraordinary every single day. 1194 01:01:26,895 --> 01:01:28,645 Thomas. Where are you going with that? 1195 01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:30,399 The skinny pants you wanted. 1196 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:33,110 I never said "skinny pants." I said, "stovepipe." Classic look. 1197 01:01:33,151 --> 01:01:34,491 I heard "skinny pants" 1198 01:01:34,736 --> 01:01:36,946 You know how much I love the stovepipe. 1199 01:01:36,989 --> 01:01:38,909 - Stovepipe. Classic. Got it. - Got it. 1200 01:01:38,949 --> 01:01:40,669 - Fine, we'll go for stovepipe. - Thank you. 1201 01:01:42,286 --> 01:01:46,206 See those guys? I told them so many times and they still don't understand. 1202 01:01:46,248 --> 01:01:48,118 A very smart guy once said... 1203 01:01:48,167 --> 01:01:51,587 "You tell somebody something once, they don't listen. You tell somebody four times, they don't listen. 1204 01:01:51,628 --> 01:01:54,758 "By the ninth time you say it, they begin to hear you." 1205 01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:56,678 That's why we're on 24 hours a day. 1206 01:01:56,717 --> 01:01:59,357 That's why, with the people who I have to tell about the stovepipe. 1207 01:02:00,554 --> 01:02:02,184 Music in the makeup rooms? 1208 01:02:02,222 --> 01:02:03,722 Yeah, I thought it'd give a sense of place, Todd. 1209 01:02:03,765 --> 01:02:06,095 But if you don't want it, you can always turn it down. 1210 01:02:06,143 --> 01:02:07,313 You're our biggest seller, Todd. 1211 01:02:07,352 --> 01:02:09,522 Whatever you need to make you comfortable. You're who we care about. 1212 01:02:09,563 --> 01:02:10,613 You're our number-one seller. 1213 01:02:10,647 --> 01:02:11,857 - What? - Oh, no. 1214 01:02:13,192 --> 01:02:14,692 He's your number-one seller? 1215 01:02:14,735 --> 01:02:17,955 No, no, no. Cindy, please. You know that we love you. 1216 01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:20,032 Oh, for heaven sake. 1217 01:02:20,365 --> 01:02:24,405 She's never had a professional attitude. Clearly, she's jealous. 1218 01:02:24,786 --> 01:02:26,706 But could you do me a favor? Make her your friend. 1219 01:02:26,747 --> 01:02:30,127 Could you just do me that favor, Todd? Please? 1220 01:02:30,167 --> 01:02:31,167 For me? 1221 01:02:32,169 --> 01:02:33,249 - Yes, sir. - Thank you. 1222 01:02:33,295 --> 01:02:36,535 This is Joy. She has a very exciting new mop that we're gonna introduce next week. 1223 01:02:36,798 --> 01:02:38,928 I would like you to launch it. You're my first choice. 1224 01:02:38,967 --> 01:02:40,337 A mop? 1225 01:02:40,385 --> 01:02:43,885 You want me to bring this newborn into the world? 1226 01:02:44,765 --> 01:02:50,355 That newborn that you're holding is every cent, every dollar, even debt... 1227 01:02:50,395 --> 01:02:51,395 that I've ever made. 1228 01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:53,310 Every cent you've ever made? 1229 01:02:53,607 --> 01:02:54,687 That's right. 1230 01:02:54,733 --> 01:02:56,783 That kind of pressure is not helpful. 1231 01:02:57,236 --> 01:02:58,736 - What? - No 1232 01:02:58,779 --> 01:03:00,989 It's not part of my process, either. 1233 01:03:01,406 --> 01:03:02,566 Oh. 1234 01:03:02,866 --> 01:03:06,236 - Todd... - I didn't mean to pressure you, Todd. 1235 01:03:08,247 --> 01:03:10,647 - Performers can be finicky creatures. - He's very sensitive. 1236 01:03:10,707 --> 01:03:14,167 He is our number-one seller. He is selling everything through the roof... 1237 01:03:14,211 --> 01:03:16,381 in numbers we've never seen before. 1238 01:03:16,797 --> 01:03:18,047 I take it very seriously. 1239 01:03:18,090 --> 01:03:20,300 I see it as a privilege that we have to go into people's homes. 1240 01:03:20,342 --> 01:03:22,092 And I despise anybody who's cynical about that. 1241 01:03:22,135 --> 01:03:25,635 Jack Warner wasn't cynical about that. Darryl Zanuck wasn't cynical about that. 1242 01:03:25,681 --> 01:03:27,521 And Neil Walker is not cynical about that. 1243 01:03:27,558 --> 01:03:29,388 Let me show you the stage. 1244 01:03:30,727 --> 01:03:32,727 I believe eventually, one day... 1245 01:03:32,771 --> 01:03:37,731 television will even be by and about actual regular people. 1246 01:03:37,776 --> 01:03:40,986 Maybe even on computers, 24 hours a day. 1247 01:03:41,238 --> 01:03:43,738 Who knows? Nobody thought this network would be real. 1248 01:03:44,783 --> 01:03:46,163 And here we are. 1249 01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:49,110 - By the way, stock's going through the roof. - What...? 1250 01:03:51,456 --> 01:03:53,036 Must be mindful of Joan's dog. 1251 01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:56,253 Who's... Who's Joan? 1252 01:03:57,087 --> 01:03:59,297 Thank you, darling. 1253 01:04:00,090 --> 01:04:03,220 You're never gonna make it in a man's world dressed like that. 1254 01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:05,800 Mr. Peepers, you were almost a Peepers pancake. 1255 01:04:05,846 --> 01:04:09,636 It's a round stage that has four or five different sets that rotate... 1256 01:04:09,683 --> 01:04:12,483 depending on what we're selling at a given moment. 1257 01:04:12,519 --> 01:04:13,939 The clasp is part of the necklace. See? 1258 01:04:13,979 --> 01:04:16,899 Look at the quality in this clasp. That's what we do. 1259 01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:17,940 Absolutely exquisite. 1260 01:04:18,108 --> 01:04:21,318 Here comes Joan and Cindy. Watch this. 1261 01:04:22,112 --> 01:04:23,202 These guys are major. 1262 01:04:23,614 --> 01:04:24,994 Joan's the original seller. 1263 01:04:25,032 --> 01:04:28,412 If you're just starting your jewelry wardrobe, can you do anything better than this? 1264 01:04:28,452 --> 01:04:31,002 You're gonna mix in your blacks, your golds, your pearls. 1265 01:04:31,038 --> 01:04:32,078 - Everything. - Everything. 1266 01:04:32,122 --> 01:04:33,502 Look at it against the peach. Okay? 1267 01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:35,170 - Look at that. - Morning. 1268 01:04:35,209 --> 01:04:36,789 - Look at that. - Green. Afternoon. 1269 01:04:36,835 --> 01:04:38,415 - Look. Black, night. - Black, evening. 1270 01:04:38,462 --> 01:04:40,802 - Of course at night. - I mean, can you be more elegant? 1271 01:04:40,839 --> 01:04:43,129 So it's functional. Elegant. 1272 01:04:43,175 --> 01:04:45,845 You can wear it alone. You can wear it... What I love... 1273 01:04:45,886 --> 01:04:48,096 See. Stars and people, they always make the mistake. 1274 01:04:48,138 --> 01:04:50,138 They think it's about the face, but it's not. 1275 01:04:50,182 --> 01:04:51,772 It's about the hands. 1276 01:04:51,808 --> 01:04:53,178 Because that's what people use. 1277 01:04:53,227 --> 01:04:55,017 They hold things they care about. 1278 01:04:55,062 --> 01:04:57,522 And her hands are gonna become their hands. 1279 01:04:57,564 --> 01:04:58,944 And that becomes them. 1280 01:04:58,982 --> 01:05:01,442 And then their voice, and then their eyes. 1281 01:05:01,485 --> 01:05:02,995 Stars always make the mistake. 1282 01:05:03,362 --> 01:05:06,492 It's really about the hands and the voice. That's the heart of it. 1283 01:05:07,366 --> 01:05:09,576 Number J-6276. 1284 01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:11,333 A $100 value. 1285 01:05:11,370 --> 01:05:12,750 Are they not phenomenal? 1286 01:05:13,497 --> 01:05:15,287 - Now watch this. - These can be yours. 1287 01:05:15,332 --> 01:05:17,962 - Cindy's gonna lay this down right... - But you need to call in right now. 1288 01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:19,041 $39.99. 1289 01:05:19,753 --> 01:05:20,753 ...now! 1290 01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:23,054 You need this. You can get this. 1291 01:05:23,090 --> 01:05:24,670 You need to call right now, though. 1292 01:05:25,175 --> 01:05:27,635 - I'm being told we have limited quantity left. - Watch the calls come in. 1293 01:05:27,678 --> 01:05:29,468 Watch them. Here they come. 1294 01:05:29,513 --> 01:05:32,023 For $39.99, you might as well get several. 1295 01:05:32,057 --> 01:05:34,347 Calls coming in now. 1296 01:05:34,393 --> 01:05:36,193 Calls. Calls. 1297 01:05:36,228 --> 01:05:39,518 Calls. Calls. Calls. Calls. 1298 01:05:39,565 --> 01:05:41,735 Look at the count. I guarantee we're gonna go over twenty. 1299 01:05:41,775 --> 01:05:43,565 Those are FTC standards. Those are legal. 1300 01:05:43,610 --> 01:05:46,070 Those are coming in. Keep your eyes... Those are actual sales, Joy. 1301 01:05:46,113 --> 01:05:47,493 Lines are busy? 1302 01:05:47,531 --> 01:05:49,031 - Is the queue full? - Queue's full. 1303 01:05:49,741 --> 01:05:51,371 Okay. We need a phone call right now. 1304 01:05:51,410 --> 01:05:53,540 When they can't call through, we gotta keep them watching. 1305 01:05:53,579 --> 01:05:55,209 Did we get a call? Did we get a call? 1306 01:05:55,247 --> 01:05:56,407 Okay. Got it. 1307 01:05:56,456 --> 01:05:57,866 Keep this going. Phone call right now. 1308 01:05:57,916 --> 01:05:59,996 Wait, wait, wait! We have a caller! We have a caller! 1309 01:06:00,544 --> 01:06:02,554 Sharon from Colorado. Hi, Sharon. 1310 01:06:02,588 --> 01:06:03,508 Hi, Sharon. 1311 01:06:03,547 --> 01:06:05,877 Cindy and Joan! I can't believe I'm talking to you! 1312 01:06:06,550 --> 01:06:08,430 Are you happy with your necklace? 1313 01:06:08,468 --> 01:06:13,008 These necklaces are so gorgeous and timeless. 1314 01:06:13,056 --> 01:06:15,266 - My great-grandmother had things like this. - Yes, yes. Keep it going. 1315 01:06:15,309 --> 01:06:18,309 I am so excited to have these. 1316 01:06:18,562 --> 01:06:21,902 Keep it going. Yes. Yes. Yes. 1317 01:06:21,940 --> 01:06:23,940 Get one for your mother. Get one for your sister. 1318 01:06:23,984 --> 01:06:25,444 Watch the counter, Joy. Joy. 1319 01:06:25,485 --> 01:06:28,065 - You will not regret owning this. - No, you will not. 1320 01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:29,413 See those numbers? 1321 01:06:29,448 --> 01:06:31,158 We're gonna wind up at 25,000. 1322 01:06:32,409 --> 01:06:33,909 Cindy knows how to close it. 1323 01:06:34,161 --> 01:06:35,161 Wow. 1324 01:06:36,121 --> 01:06:38,211 Okay, I want you to go home, I want you to call your lawyer. 1325 01:06:38,248 --> 01:06:39,618 Look at your contract. 1326 01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:42,126 Make sure your product factory is in line. 1327 01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:45,300 - Okay? - Okay. 1328 01:06:45,339 --> 01:06:48,259 Okay, Godspeed, good luck. Here we go. I'll walk you out. 1329 01:06:51,261 --> 01:06:56,021 You can't expect Trudy to write a check for $200,000 for 50,000 mops... 1330 01:06:56,475 --> 01:07:00,355 when you already owe her $18,000 to make mops you haven't even sold yet. 1331 01:07:01,522 --> 01:07:08,072 Do you understand that there is a business that wants to sell my mop on television? 1332 01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:09,781 It's going to sell. 1333 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:13,990 Fine. You feel so strongly about it, you put up half the money. 1334 01:07:14,284 --> 01:07:17,754 Yes. It's only fair that you share the financial risk, too. 1335 01:07:17,788 --> 01:07:21,248 How's she gonna do that? She's got nothing. She's got no money. 1336 01:07:23,252 --> 01:07:25,922 What, do you want me to take out a second mortgage on my house? 1337 01:07:31,009 --> 01:07:33,429 They want me to take out a second mortgage on my house. 1338 01:07:33,470 --> 01:07:35,060 A second mortgage? 1339 01:07:35,097 --> 01:07:36,557 But the house, the kids, Joy. 1340 01:07:36,598 --> 01:07:38,768 What's gonna happen, Joy? How would you do that? 1341 01:07:38,809 --> 01:07:39,809 I don't know. 1342 01:07:54,616 --> 01:07:56,326 - Hey. How you doing? - Hey. 1343 01:07:56,368 --> 01:07:58,948 You know I've been watching you through that fence since you were a little girl? 1344 01:07:58,996 --> 01:08:00,456 - Yeah. - I've been watching you grow up. 1345 01:08:00,497 --> 01:08:01,787 - Hey, listen. - What? 1346 01:08:01,832 --> 01:08:03,922 You think it would be okay if I... 1347 01:08:03,959 --> 01:08:05,789 - You wanna fire a few rounds? - I do. 1348 01:08:05,836 --> 01:08:06,956 Yeah. Might make you feel better. 1349 01:08:07,004 --> 01:08:08,134 Thank you. I think it will. 1350 01:08:08,172 --> 01:08:09,802 - You know how to hold it? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1351 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,970 Okay. Sure. 1352 01:08:14,678 --> 01:08:15,678 Good. 1353 01:08:16,138 --> 01:08:17,138 Good. 1354 01:08:18,182 --> 01:08:19,182 Good. 1355 01:08:19,892 --> 01:08:20,892 Good. 1356 01:08:37,159 --> 01:08:39,829 This is it! Oh, my gosh. 1357 01:08:40,537 --> 01:08:43,787 Get ready. This is definitely gonna change the holidays... 1358 01:08:43,832 --> 01:08:46,842 for anyone who has a floor or a bathroom... 1359 01:08:46,877 --> 01:08:49,877 because we have the most exciting new home product in years. 1360 01:08:50,172 --> 01:08:51,302 Yeah! 1361 01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:54,720 This is the new self-wringing mop. 1362 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:55,890 Okay, okay, okay! 1363 01:08:55,928 --> 01:08:58,808 It's the new standard in homes, right here. 1364 01:08:58,847 --> 01:09:01,977 Let's take a look at this. This is brought to you only by QVC. 1365 01:09:02,017 --> 01:09:07,557 Now, this is clearly extremely soft and absorbent cotton. 1366 01:09:08,357 --> 01:09:09,687 There we go. 1367 01:09:09,733 --> 01:09:13,033 You just take this, and you... 1368 01:09:13,570 --> 01:09:14,860 start... 1369 01:09:14,905 --> 01:09:17,245 I'm not sure. This is a little trickier than it looks. 1370 01:09:18,617 --> 01:09:19,617 Put it... 1371 01:09:19,910 --> 01:09:22,410 Well, it's getting my arm wet, here. 1372 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:25,250 Let's see. We got no sales here. 1373 01:09:25,916 --> 01:09:27,036 What happened? 1374 01:09:27,084 --> 01:09:28,294 Is there a call? 1375 01:09:30,045 --> 01:09:32,125 So there... So there are no calls. 1376 01:09:33,757 --> 01:09:34,757 All right. 1377 01:09:36,593 --> 01:09:41,513 And we do not have any sales still so here's what we're gonna do. 1378 01:09:42,057 --> 01:09:44,267 We're gonna move on. Now, we're gonna move on. 1379 01:09:44,309 --> 01:09:48,689 Cindy is gonna talk to Sarina Kimball, former star from Falcon Crest and Dynasty... 1380 01:09:49,731 --> 01:09:54,071 and she is gonna tell us all about her new line of gowns. 1381 01:09:55,279 --> 01:09:58,489 These are my special occasion gowns... 1382 01:09:58,949 --> 01:10:00,949 "Special." How apropos. 1383 01:10:00,993 --> 01:10:07,503 ...that were inspired by all of the times that I was in Dynasty and Falcon Crest. 1384 01:10:07,958 --> 01:10:10,038 That is absolutely amazing. 1385 01:10:10,085 --> 01:10:12,375 I want you to pan in. Look at these. 1386 01:10:12,421 --> 01:10:14,421 - Look at the detail. - Look at the detail. 1387 01:10:14,464 --> 01:10:16,264 Look at the value in that. 1388 01:10:16,300 --> 01:10:18,430 About how many sequins would you say that is? 1389 01:10:18,468 --> 01:10:19,588 That's it? 1390 01:10:19,636 --> 01:10:20,756 - That's all? - No, it's over. 1391 01:10:20,804 --> 01:10:22,144 That's how fast it happens. 1392 01:10:22,181 --> 01:10:23,471 No, they're gonna give her a second chance. 1393 01:10:23,515 --> 01:10:25,305 No, they're not gonna give her a second chance. 1394 01:10:25,350 --> 01:10:27,440 That's not what's gonna happen. 1395 01:10:27,477 --> 01:10:29,767 They're going to give her a second chance. 1396 01:10:29,813 --> 01:10:31,773 - Why do you have to be so negative? - They will. 1397 01:10:31,815 --> 01:10:33,645 $200,000! 1398 01:10:35,027 --> 01:10:36,317 50,000 mops. 1399 01:10:36,862 --> 01:10:40,372 Now, this is easily one of my favorites. 1400 01:10:40,407 --> 01:10:41,907 She's wearing the black and gold... 1401 01:11:09,019 --> 01:11:10,099 Joy. 1402 01:11:15,859 --> 01:11:16,939 Hello? 1403 01:11:19,112 --> 01:11:21,952 5,107 sequins for... 1404 01:11:22,366 --> 01:11:24,276 Get this. How much? 1405 01:11:24,326 --> 01:11:25,326 $299. 1406 01:11:29,206 --> 01:11:31,206 I'm sorry the product didn't sell. 1407 01:11:34,503 --> 01:11:37,303 That man didn't know what he was doing, Neil. 1408 01:11:38,882 --> 01:11:42,222 Well, it wasn't the man, Joy. It was the product. 1409 01:11:48,350 --> 01:11:51,730 I made 50,000 units because you told me to. 1410 01:11:52,229 --> 01:11:56,399 I mortgaged my house, I'm in $200,000 of debt. More. 1411 01:11:58,068 --> 01:12:00,778 Well, it's your business. It's your debt. 1412 01:12:00,821 --> 01:12:03,911 And we indemnify up to a third, if you read your contract. 1413 01:12:04,825 --> 01:12:07,415 To be honest, that's even gonna be hard to get. 1414 01:12:09,329 --> 01:12:11,659 Neil, you gotta give us another chance. 1415 01:12:12,541 --> 01:12:13,881 I'm so sorry, Joy. 1416 01:12:13,917 --> 01:12:16,707 I just can't bring it to my boss. I can't. 1417 01:12:19,590 --> 01:12:21,590 I can't accept your answer. 1418 01:12:22,926 --> 01:12:26,096 I can't, and I won't. 1419 01:12:27,931 --> 01:12:31,561 Joy, you have to let Trudy report this loss in bankruptcy... 1420 01:12:31,602 --> 01:12:34,522 because otherwise she's gonna hemorrhage even more money. 1421 01:12:34,563 --> 01:12:36,403 You have to file, too... 1422 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:39,230 because you mortgaged your children's future and you lost... 1423 01:12:39,276 --> 01:12:41,776 and you have to prepare yourself for that. 1424 01:12:42,279 --> 01:12:43,739 You have to file for bankruptcy. 1425 01:12:43,780 --> 01:12:45,870 I warned you so many times, Joy! 1426 01:12:45,908 --> 01:12:47,528 Dad, I warned you to not spend her money! 1427 01:12:47,576 --> 01:12:50,746 Come on! You've been plotting against her from the very beginning, Peggy! 1428 01:12:50,787 --> 01:12:52,457 Now we're bankrupt, Tony! 1429 01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:56,211 I'm in a meeting with our lawyers. 1430 01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,250 What do you think you're doing? 1431 01:13:00,297 --> 01:13:05,297 "Go home, Joy, and watch the numbers roll in on television. 1432 01:13:06,136 --> 01:13:08,716 "Make 50,000 mops... 1433 01:13:08,764 --> 01:13:12,434 "borrowing and owing every dollar, including your home." 1434 01:13:13,310 --> 01:13:14,730 It could have been handled better. 1435 01:13:14,770 --> 01:13:16,270 I'll let Todd have another shot. 1436 01:13:16,313 --> 01:13:19,443 I don't want Todd or anyone else to try it. 1437 01:13:19,483 --> 01:13:21,283 It should be me. 1438 01:13:21,318 --> 01:13:22,608 We don't have regular people. 1439 01:13:22,653 --> 01:13:25,913 We have celebrities or spokesmodels do the selling. 1440 01:13:25,948 --> 01:13:27,408 I told you this. 1441 01:13:28,283 --> 01:13:29,953 Who showed you the mop? 1442 01:13:29,993 --> 01:13:32,203 Who sold it to you? Who taught you how to use it? 1443 01:13:32,246 --> 01:13:35,666 And who convinced you that it was great after you thought it was worthless? 1444 01:13:40,671 --> 01:13:42,591 Excuse me, can you give us a second? 1445 01:13:43,757 --> 01:13:45,127 Come with me. 1446 01:13:55,143 --> 01:13:58,233 You ever been in front of a TV camera? You comfortable in front of a TV camera? 1447 01:13:58,272 --> 01:14:02,152 Because when you get there, there's lights and there's camera, and people freeze up. 1448 01:14:02,776 --> 01:14:05,816 You said to me that David Selznick, the son of immigrants... 1449 01:14:05,863 --> 01:14:09,493 married Jennifer Jones, an all-American girl from Oklahoma... 1450 01:14:09,533 --> 01:14:13,503 because in America, all races and all classes... 1451 01:14:13,537 --> 01:14:16,827 can meet and make whatever opportunities they can. 1452 01:14:16,874 --> 01:14:22,134 And that is what you feel when you reach into people's homes with what you sell. 1453 01:14:26,383 --> 01:14:28,133 You said that. 1454 01:14:29,178 --> 01:14:31,848 What do you think? Looks great, right? 1455 01:14:33,557 --> 01:14:35,427 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Beautiful. 1456 01:14:35,475 --> 01:14:36,885 Very vogue, very classic. 1457 01:14:37,394 --> 01:14:40,024 All right, if you come back next time... Lori? Lori? 1458 01:14:40,063 --> 01:14:45,153 I just want you to just put the hair a little bit forward, just like that, if she comes back again. 1459 01:14:45,527 --> 01:14:47,817 Okay? Not with the comb, not with the comb. 1460 01:14:47,863 --> 01:14:49,493 - Try the black. - Okay. 1461 01:14:49,531 --> 01:14:50,781 Okay? 1462 01:14:50,824 --> 01:14:51,834 It's gonna be perfect. 1463 01:15:04,588 --> 01:15:05,588 Wow. 1464 01:15:09,176 --> 01:15:11,586 Beautiful. What do you think? How do you feel? 1465 01:15:13,096 --> 01:15:15,716 I'd like to change just one thing. Would you mind? 1466 01:15:16,099 --> 01:15:18,389 - Okay, surprise me. - Small thing. 1467 01:15:18,435 --> 01:15:19,385 I'll surprise you. 1468 01:15:19,436 --> 01:15:20,596 Okay, surprise me. 1469 01:15:23,565 --> 01:15:26,435 What would the small thing be that she changes? 1470 01:15:30,447 --> 01:15:31,447 What? 1471 01:15:31,949 --> 01:15:33,699 You undid the whole thing. 1472 01:15:34,785 --> 01:15:35,745 This is me. 1473 01:15:35,786 --> 01:15:37,036 This is you? 1474 01:15:37,079 --> 01:15:39,579 You've got the exact same outfit you had when you came in here. 1475 01:15:39,623 --> 01:15:41,923 I wear a blouse and I wear pants. 1476 01:15:41,959 --> 01:15:43,629 That's who I am. 1477 01:15:44,086 --> 01:15:45,746 I want to go on as me. 1478 01:15:47,089 --> 01:15:48,419 Gonna go on as you. 1479 01:15:48,966 --> 01:15:50,626 I hope you make it back. 1480 01:15:51,426 --> 01:15:53,676 Joan, Cindy. Say good luck to Joy. 1481 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:54,720 - Wow. - Wow. 1482 01:15:54,763 --> 01:15:56,103 You look great. Good luck today. 1483 01:15:56,139 --> 01:15:57,269 - Thank you. - Good luck. 1484 01:15:57,307 --> 01:15:58,597 That's her, that's how she is. 1485 01:15:58,642 --> 01:16:01,062 Blouse and... She should be in a skirt. She's got nice long legs. 1486 01:16:01,103 --> 01:16:02,103 Show her legs. 1487 01:16:02,271 --> 01:16:03,441 Good luck. 1488 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:06,690 Joan Rivers wants me in a skirt, but I'm gonna do pants. 1489 01:16:06,733 --> 01:16:08,153 Do what you want to do. 1490 01:16:08,652 --> 01:16:10,072 Come on, let's go upstairs. 1491 01:16:19,955 --> 01:16:21,085 Are you nervous? 1492 01:16:21,123 --> 01:16:22,123 Yes. 1493 01:16:22,833 --> 01:16:24,213 Just be yourself. 1494 01:16:24,251 --> 01:16:25,851 Just remember, it's all about the hands. 1495 01:16:26,670 --> 01:16:27,840 Here we go. 1496 01:16:43,353 --> 01:16:46,363 Ready... Stage is moving! 1497 01:16:46,773 --> 01:16:51,033 Household product 375 in three, two... 1498 01:16:56,617 --> 01:16:59,037 What are you doing? Come on. 1499 01:16:59,328 --> 01:17:01,538 Go! Go! 1500 01:17:02,998 --> 01:17:04,538 She's freezing. 1501 01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:08,960 Sorry, these lights are so bright. 1502 01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:14,340 Nobody tells you how bright these lights... Well, Neil did tell me. 1503 01:17:16,345 --> 01:17:19,395 Neil is my boss. Here. 1504 01:17:20,891 --> 01:17:23,391 I should thank him for letting me be up here. 1505 01:17:24,728 --> 01:17:26,308 - Sorry. - You're Joy. 1506 01:17:26,355 --> 01:17:27,485 I am Joy. 1507 01:17:27,523 --> 01:17:30,533 Just say something! Talk about the mop! 1508 01:17:30,567 --> 01:17:31,687 Oh, my God. 1509 01:17:31,735 --> 01:17:32,895 We have to do something. 1510 01:17:34,071 --> 01:17:35,571 We have to do something. 1511 01:17:36,323 --> 01:17:37,703 Do we have a call? 1512 01:17:37,741 --> 01:17:38,871 - Could we go to a call? - We have a call. 1513 01:17:38,909 --> 01:17:40,199 - It's a friendly call? - It's a friendly call. 1514 01:17:40,244 --> 01:17:42,414 Okay. Take it. Take it. 1515 01:17:42,829 --> 01:17:44,039 Joy, we have a call. 1516 01:17:44,081 --> 01:17:46,211 A call? How did that happen? 1517 01:17:47,084 --> 01:17:48,594 Well, we have a call. 1518 01:17:48,877 --> 01:17:50,497 Hi. Joanne from New York. 1519 01:17:50,546 --> 01:17:51,666 Joanne from New York. 1520 01:17:51,713 --> 01:17:54,173 We have a call coming in from Joanne from New York. 1521 01:17:54,424 --> 01:17:59,014 Yeah, I'm calling in because I would love a mop that I don't have to touch when I wring it. 1522 01:17:59,054 --> 01:18:02,144 You know, my hands get raw and when I mop broken glass... 1523 01:18:02,182 --> 01:18:04,932 and I wring the mop, I cut my hands. 1524 01:18:06,728 --> 01:18:09,188 Do you ever cut your hands when you're wringing? 1525 01:18:09,231 --> 01:18:11,691 Joanne, that is so funny that you said that. 1526 01:18:11,733 --> 01:18:16,243 That is actually exactly how I was inspired to invent this mop. 1527 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:21,490 There was glass shattered everywhere. I was with my two kids, with my father, and I... 1528 01:18:21,535 --> 01:18:24,795 Every time I would wring the mop, I would get glass shards in my hands. 1529 01:18:25,247 --> 01:18:28,417 And the old mop just wasn't very absorbent. 1530 01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:33,668 So I went to my daughter's room, and I borrowed her crayons... 1531 01:18:33,714 --> 01:18:36,304 and I designed this mop. 1532 01:18:36,925 --> 01:18:38,085 Make sure you get down there. Yeah, that's it. 1533 01:18:38,468 --> 01:18:40,828 It's made of plastic, so it's lightweight, but very durable. 1534 01:18:41,096 --> 01:18:42,506 Go in. Go in to the hands. 1535 01:18:42,556 --> 01:18:43,516 It's extremely absorbent... 1536 01:18:43,557 --> 01:18:46,097 with 300 continuous cotton loops... 1537 01:18:46,143 --> 01:18:48,483 that I looped myself when I designed it. 1538 01:18:48,770 --> 01:18:51,770 - How much is it? - It is $19.95. 1539 01:18:52,316 --> 01:18:54,316 I like that price. I want a whole bunch of them. 1540 01:18:55,068 --> 01:18:56,318 Thank you. 1541 01:18:56,570 --> 01:18:58,530 H375. That's the order number. 1542 01:18:58,572 --> 01:19:00,782 Household item 375. 1543 01:19:00,824 --> 01:19:01,954 I guarantee you... 1544 01:19:01,992 --> 01:19:03,282 That's it. Stay right there. 1545 01:19:03,327 --> 01:19:05,537 ...you are not going to find another mop like this that exists. 1546 01:19:05,579 --> 01:19:08,919 If there was, I would have bought it and I wouldn't have cut my hands up. 1547 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:13,920 You can get across the whole kitchen with one wring. Just imagine that. 1548 01:19:13,962 --> 01:19:15,302 Watch this. 1549 01:19:16,465 --> 01:19:17,925 Chocolate syrup. 1550 01:19:20,093 --> 01:19:21,393 Go the syrup. Go the syrup. 1551 01:19:21,428 --> 01:19:24,138 Baby food. A very big spill at my house. 1552 01:19:24,181 --> 01:19:25,561 Very common spill for me. 1553 01:19:25,599 --> 01:19:27,179 No. Hands, hands. 1554 01:19:27,809 --> 01:19:31,729 Now, the biggest difference, I don't have to touch this disgusting mop head. 1555 01:19:31,772 --> 01:19:33,772 There's not another mop on the market... 1556 01:19:33,815 --> 01:19:38,485 that has as much absorbent cotton as this mop right here. 1557 01:19:38,529 --> 01:19:42,449 And I guarantee you, there will be no regrets, no returns. 1558 01:19:42,491 --> 01:19:45,661 I have been mopping for most of my life, every single day. 1559 01:19:45,702 --> 01:19:46,832 Phones are ringing! 1560 01:19:46,870 --> 01:19:49,120 I cannot tell you how much this mop has changed my life. 1561 01:19:49,164 --> 01:19:51,124 - Phones are ringing! Phones are ringing! - The phones are ringing. The phones are ringing. 1562 01:19:51,375 --> 01:19:52,045 Go. 1563 01:19:52,292 --> 01:19:55,422 This is gonna be the greatest mop to have around Christmas time... 1564 01:19:55,462 --> 01:19:57,462 when you have family over... 1565 01:19:57,506 --> 01:20:01,586 I am a mother of two. There is just spill after spill. 1566 01:20:01,635 --> 01:20:03,435 Family comes to town. 1567 01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:05,890 You can mop your entire kitchen with one wring! 1568 01:20:06,139 --> 01:20:08,889 Oh, my God! 29,000! 1569 01:20:09,142 --> 01:20:10,772 This is very special! 1570 01:20:10,811 --> 01:20:13,521 I haven't even told you about my personal favorite feature... 1571 01:20:13,564 --> 01:20:15,694 which is the removable mop head... 1572 01:20:15,732 --> 01:20:20,702 that I can put into the washing machine and it will come out clean as new. 1573 01:20:20,737 --> 01:20:22,237 Yes! Yes! 1574 01:20:22,281 --> 01:20:24,621 Oh, my God, these numbers keep climbing! 1575 01:20:25,576 --> 01:20:26,866 Thank you. I... 1576 01:20:26,910 --> 01:20:28,240 Yes, that's right. Keep it going. 1577 01:20:28,287 --> 01:20:29,287 Thank you. 1578 01:20:30,622 --> 01:20:33,582 This is the most absorbent mop on the market. It's lightweight. 1579 01:20:33,625 --> 01:20:37,045 It's the only mop that you're ever gonna buy, the best mop you're ever gonna use. 1580 01:20:37,087 --> 01:20:41,507 It is lightweight and durable, and that is just me speaking from my experience. 1581 01:20:41,550 --> 01:20:45,600 As someone who mops their house every single day, from my heart. 1582 01:20:46,930 --> 01:20:50,100 This woman's gonna be a whole new business. 1583 01:20:51,977 --> 01:20:52,977 No way. 1584 01:20:58,400 --> 01:20:59,730 Oh, my God. 1585 01:21:19,922 --> 01:21:23,432 Can you believe it? Can you believe it? 1586 01:21:23,467 --> 01:21:26,967 I thought for sure you were gonna tell me that your counting machine was broken. 1587 01:21:27,012 --> 01:21:28,812 I listened to you. You were right. 1588 01:21:28,847 --> 01:21:31,467 I just can't believe that actually happened. 1589 01:21:31,517 --> 01:21:32,637 I know. 1590 01:21:32,684 --> 01:21:35,234 I guess you could say we're friends in commerce. 1591 01:21:35,270 --> 01:21:36,440 Friends in commerce. 1592 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:37,440 Yeah. 1593 01:21:37,481 --> 01:21:41,111 Let's promise each other that if, one day, and that day may come... 1594 01:21:41,151 --> 01:21:44,611 that we become adversaries in commerce, that we remain friends. 1595 01:21:44,655 --> 01:21:46,415 Because that's a true friendship indeed. 1596 01:21:46,448 --> 01:21:47,698 Friends in commerce. 1597 01:21:48,325 --> 01:21:50,335 I agree. Let's shake on it. 1598 01:22:31,076 --> 01:22:33,036 We've got 10 looms... 1599 01:22:33,078 --> 01:22:36,618 and then when they're completed, this is where the mop heads are sewn. 1600 01:22:38,834 --> 01:22:40,174 Who makes your parts? 1601 01:22:40,669 --> 01:22:42,499 A factory out in California. 1602 01:22:42,546 --> 01:22:45,336 It was cheaper and faster than any place around here. 1603 01:22:45,382 --> 01:22:47,722 Smart. Are they gonna be able to stay on schedule? 1604 01:22:49,178 --> 01:22:50,178 Yeah. 1605 01:22:57,227 --> 01:22:58,437 One time. 1606 01:23:18,123 --> 01:23:19,253 - Right there. - Thank you. 1607 01:23:19,291 --> 01:23:20,491 - You're welcome. - Right here? 1608 01:23:22,252 --> 01:23:23,252 Hello? 1609 01:24:24,314 --> 01:24:25,444 Mimi. 1610 01:24:28,277 --> 01:24:29,357 Mimi. 1611 01:24:44,626 --> 01:24:46,996 I so hated to leave her that day. 1612 01:24:48,172 --> 01:24:50,762 I had so much I wanted to say to her. 1613 01:24:51,675 --> 01:24:53,715 And to my great granddaughter. 1614 01:24:56,471 --> 01:25:01,561 I felt I wanted to stay near her and watch over her. 1615 01:26:07,668 --> 01:26:09,288 Cristy. 1616 01:26:15,384 --> 01:26:17,344 There's a problem in California. 1617 01:26:17,386 --> 01:26:21,636 There can't be a problem in California. I told Neil that everything was fine. 1618 01:26:21,682 --> 01:26:24,812 Gerhardt keeps raising his price. He just did it again. 1619 01:26:24,852 --> 01:26:25,852 More money per unit. 1620 01:26:27,229 --> 01:26:29,309 He can't do that. We're gonna lose money. 1621 01:26:29,356 --> 01:26:31,476 I sent a representative to handle him. 1622 01:26:32,693 --> 01:26:34,653 Representative? We don't have a representative. 1623 01:26:34,695 --> 01:26:36,245 What representative? 1624 01:26:36,780 --> 01:26:37,990 Peggy went. 1625 01:26:38,282 --> 01:26:39,412 Peggy? 1626 01:26:43,871 --> 01:26:45,831 I don't want to talk about this right now. 1627 01:26:54,798 --> 01:26:56,168 She wanted to be part of it. 1628 01:26:56,216 --> 01:26:58,216 How could you send Peggy? 1629 01:27:02,931 --> 01:27:04,891 She wanted to be part of it. 1630 01:27:05,726 --> 01:27:09,936 You both are blood relatives. You're half-sisters. 1631 01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:13,730 It's very, very important that you love and respect each other. 1632 01:27:16,236 --> 01:27:20,526 I paid them the 20 that you owed them. I had to. 1633 01:27:22,284 --> 01:27:25,914 I got them to fill the order of the 100,000... 1634 01:27:25,954 --> 01:27:28,584 with a price increase of only two dollars per unit. 1635 01:27:28,624 --> 01:27:33,214 We can't increase at all, Peggy. Don't you understand? 1636 01:27:35,464 --> 01:27:38,174 We sold at a certain price. 1637 01:27:39,009 --> 01:27:42,759 Any hikes, especially the ones he's asking for... 1638 01:27:42,804 --> 01:27:44,814 mean that I will lose so much money... 1639 01:27:44,848 --> 01:27:49,098 that I'll be in even more debt than I was before. 1640 01:27:51,146 --> 01:27:52,766 You're gonna make it back. 1641 01:27:53,607 --> 01:27:55,727 I'm gonna make it back? 1642 01:27:56,568 --> 01:27:57,568 How? 1643 01:28:02,741 --> 01:28:04,831 I've got ideas, you know. 1644 01:28:06,828 --> 01:28:09,248 There are things that I'd like to do. 1645 01:28:09,289 --> 01:28:13,079 I spoke to him about a project that Dad and I have been designing. 1646 01:28:13,126 --> 01:28:14,416 Right, Dad? 1647 01:28:14,461 --> 01:28:15,921 Yes, we did. 1648 01:28:18,048 --> 01:28:22,838 Do you have any idea how much your idea will cost? 1649 01:28:22,886 --> 01:28:24,966 How or where you'll sell it? 1650 01:28:25,639 --> 01:28:28,929 If you can even manufacture it after it's taken everything we've got... 1651 01:28:28,976 --> 01:28:32,596 to sell this one product that now, thanks to you... 1652 01:28:32,646 --> 01:28:34,646 is going to cost more money? 1653 01:28:35,274 --> 01:28:38,114 Maybe my product is better than your product. 1654 01:28:38,151 --> 01:28:40,701 I can do what you did on TV. It's not that hard. 1655 01:28:40,737 --> 01:28:44,317 Isn't that the whole purpose of that channel? It's that everybody could do it? 1656 01:28:45,534 --> 01:28:50,504 What your sister does is not easy... 1657 01:28:50,539 --> 01:28:54,499 but what we were planning to do... 1658 01:28:54,543 --> 01:28:58,213 is not that difficult. 1659 01:28:59,214 --> 01:29:00,974 Listen to me. 1660 01:29:01,925 --> 01:29:07,385 Never speak on my behalf... 1661 01:29:10,100 --> 01:29:13,480 about my business again. 1662 01:29:15,439 --> 01:29:18,109 Now I have to go to California. 1663 01:30:19,253 --> 01:30:20,553 Can I help you? 1664 01:30:20,587 --> 01:30:22,587 I'm Joy. I'm here to see Gerhardt. 1665 01:30:23,298 --> 01:30:24,758 He's not available. 1666 01:30:25,968 --> 01:30:27,138 I'll wait. 1667 01:30:30,597 --> 01:30:32,887 She says she's here to see Gerhardt. 1668 01:30:33,851 --> 01:30:34,851 Gerhardt! 1669 01:30:42,693 --> 01:30:44,783 Hey. I'm Gerhardt. 1670 01:30:44,820 --> 01:30:46,320 I'm Joy. 1671 01:30:46,363 --> 01:30:47,743 Come on in. 1672 01:30:47,781 --> 01:30:49,201 Derek Markham is my boss. 1673 01:30:49,241 --> 01:30:50,491 He lives in Texas. 1674 01:30:50,534 --> 01:30:54,914 Fabri-Pac is one of several companies he owns or collects royalties for. 1675 01:30:54,955 --> 01:30:58,465 I report to him. He makes pricing decisions. 1676 01:30:58,500 --> 01:31:01,590 Well, I've never met or talked to this Derek Markham... 1677 01:31:01,628 --> 01:31:03,418 but I've talked to you many times on the phone. 1678 01:31:03,463 --> 01:31:05,013 And I do find it very curious... 1679 01:31:05,048 --> 01:31:08,128 that the second I'm on television, with a lot of success... 1680 01:31:08,177 --> 01:31:10,597 the price for our products goes up. 1681 01:31:10,637 --> 01:31:13,307 Seems very unfair to me, to say the least. 1682 01:31:14,016 --> 01:31:16,386 Seems like you're shaking us down. 1683 01:31:16,435 --> 01:31:18,855 You met Gregory, our plant foreman. 1684 01:31:18,896 --> 01:31:21,186 It's very hard for us to lower the cost at this point. 1685 01:31:21,690 --> 01:31:23,980 We're already losing a lot of money. 1686 01:31:24,026 --> 01:31:27,196 How could that possibly be, with the $500,000 that we've given you... 1687 01:31:27,237 --> 01:31:29,527 on top of the $50,000 of advance royalties... 1688 01:31:29,573 --> 01:31:32,833 that have gone to a Derek Markham in Dallas. 1689 01:31:32,868 --> 01:31:35,118 And that's not even counting what my sister paid you... 1690 01:31:35,162 --> 01:31:36,832 without my authority, by the way... 1691 01:31:36,872 --> 01:31:39,582 for your overcharges and your mistakes. 1692 01:31:40,334 --> 01:31:43,924 Your sister paid the increase that you refused to pay. 1693 01:31:44,254 --> 01:31:48,094 Well, she had no authority to do that. She's not an officer of my corporation. 1694 01:31:49,092 --> 01:31:53,602 You and I could both spend a lot of time and money in court to prove that I'm right... 1695 01:31:54,765 --> 01:31:56,525 but that would just make our lawyers wealthy... 1696 01:31:56,558 --> 01:31:59,098 while my product dies instead of being on television... 1697 01:31:59,144 --> 01:32:00,944 like it could be right now. 1698 01:32:02,022 --> 01:32:03,652 You can pay more. 1699 01:32:04,149 --> 01:32:06,899 I can't pay more. I won't. 1700 01:32:06,944 --> 01:32:09,864 Costs are higher. Wear and tear on the molds. 1701 01:32:09,905 --> 01:32:11,995 We have to remake them every other week. 1702 01:32:12,032 --> 01:32:14,992 Is that so? Can I see the molds? 1703 01:32:15,035 --> 01:32:16,575 They're in the machines. 1704 01:32:16,620 --> 01:32:19,460 It'll take some time to prepare them for you. 1705 01:32:24,378 --> 01:32:26,378 Is there a bathroom I could use? 1706 01:32:29,591 --> 01:32:31,891 Yeah, it's down the hall. Gregory will show you. 1707 01:32:40,102 --> 01:32:41,192 Thanks. 1708 01:34:02,184 --> 01:34:03,314 What? 1709 01:34:07,147 --> 01:34:08,687 What are you doing in here? 1710 01:34:09,316 --> 01:34:10,726 What is this? 1711 01:34:10,776 --> 01:34:13,776 These are my designs, these are my molds! 1712 01:34:13,820 --> 01:34:14,950 Those are ours! 1713 01:34:14,988 --> 01:34:17,068 And we knew you'd be trouble. The cops are on their way. 1714 01:34:17,115 --> 01:34:19,365 - We called 'em as soon as you showed up! - These are my molds! 1715 01:34:19,409 --> 01:34:20,619 Those are ours! 1716 01:34:20,661 --> 01:34:22,541 I'm taking these with me. 1717 01:34:22,788 --> 01:34:24,118 I'm taking all of these with me. 1718 01:34:24,164 --> 01:34:26,584 I want all of these boxed up, and I'm taking them. 1719 01:34:26,625 --> 01:34:27,885 You're trespassing! 1720 01:34:27,918 --> 01:34:29,168 It's not your patent! 1721 01:34:29,586 --> 01:34:31,496 These are my designs! 1722 01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:35,180 I'm not going anywhere without my molds. 1723 01:34:36,093 --> 01:34:37,803 What? No. No. 1724 01:34:37,845 --> 01:34:40,265 This is not stealing, this is my property! 1725 01:34:40,305 --> 01:34:41,555 This is my property. 1726 01:34:41,598 --> 01:34:45,058 I have all of these designs. These are all mine. They belong to me! 1727 01:34:45,102 --> 01:34:48,862 She's from out of state, John! You've known me 15 years! 1728 01:34:48,897 --> 01:34:50,647 All right, come on, ma'am. You're trespassing. 1729 01:34:50,691 --> 01:34:52,401 - What? - Yeah. Come on. 1730 01:34:52,442 --> 01:34:53,942 - I'm not trespassing. - Yeah, you're trespassing. 1731 01:34:53,986 --> 01:34:55,106 I was in his office. 1732 01:34:55,153 --> 01:34:56,653 - You don't know. Come on. - He let me into his... 1733 01:34:56,697 --> 01:34:58,197 Gerhardt, you're not gonna get away with this. 1734 01:34:58,240 --> 01:34:59,780 - You're not gonna get away with this! - Be careful what you're saying. 1735 01:34:59,825 --> 01:35:01,875 - You're a thief! You're a thief, Gerhardt! - Be careful, come on, come on. 1736 01:35:01,910 --> 01:35:03,240 Be careful. Come on, stop it. 1737 01:35:03,287 --> 01:35:05,497 - This is stealing! - Hey, hey, stop it. Come on. 1738 01:35:05,539 --> 01:35:06,539 All right. 1739 01:35:09,626 --> 01:35:11,586 Watch your step. All right. 1740 01:35:19,636 --> 01:35:21,006 What about Trudy's money, Joy? 1741 01:35:21,054 --> 01:35:23,184 You have to pay back Trudy's money. 1742 01:35:23,223 --> 01:35:24,893 This is only getting worse. 1743 01:35:24,933 --> 01:35:26,813 I predicted tragedy, Joy. 1744 01:35:27,269 --> 01:35:29,309 You're racking up quite a steep bill. 1745 01:35:29,354 --> 01:35:32,614 We had to fly out here, bail you out. 1746 01:35:32,649 --> 01:35:35,779 Plus it cost us an extra $10,000 for Ray Cagney... 1747 01:35:35,819 --> 01:35:38,319 this California patent attorney, to get us to this point. 1748 01:35:38,363 --> 01:35:40,993 We got the state to decline prosecution. 1749 01:35:41,033 --> 01:35:43,243 They see it's a contract dispute. 1750 01:35:43,285 --> 01:35:46,915 When you paid royalties to Derek Markham in Texas... 1751 01:35:46,955 --> 01:35:50,995 it put all your parts and molds under the umbrella of their patent. 1752 01:35:51,919 --> 01:35:55,169 I see you brought your drawings and hung them to prove your design. 1753 01:35:55,214 --> 01:35:57,844 But it's impossible to fight it now. 1754 01:35:57,883 --> 01:36:00,343 You were not properly advised. 1755 01:36:01,678 --> 01:36:03,178 Cristy, please! 1756 01:36:03,222 --> 01:36:04,352 Tony, take her to bed. 1757 01:36:04,389 --> 01:36:06,639 I don't wanna go to bed. I wanna stay here. 1758 01:36:06,683 --> 01:36:08,183 I paid those royalties... 1759 01:36:08,227 --> 01:36:09,347 because you told me to. 1760 01:36:09,394 --> 01:36:12,234 Because your lawyer told me to. 1761 01:36:12,272 --> 01:36:16,152 Our lawyer was mistaken. This happens sometimes in business. 1762 01:36:16,193 --> 01:36:17,533 It didn't work out for you. 1763 01:36:17,569 --> 01:36:18,739 It happens sometimes. 1764 01:36:18,779 --> 01:36:20,239 Trudy's lawyer is not a patent attorney. 1765 01:36:20,280 --> 01:36:21,740 Which I said! 1766 01:36:21,782 --> 01:36:25,872 And you said I had no business being Joy's advisor. 1767 01:36:25,911 --> 01:36:27,791 - And now it turns out that I was right! - This is not helpful, Tony! 1768 01:36:27,829 --> 01:36:29,869 - That's enough, Tony. Please. - It's enough, now? 1769 01:36:29,915 --> 01:36:32,675 I'm very sorry. I wish there was more I could do. 1770 01:36:32,709 --> 01:36:35,919 But when your sister Peggy paid the unjustified bills... 1771 01:36:35,963 --> 01:36:37,803 that you refused to pay... 1772 01:36:37,840 --> 01:36:39,420 it closed the door on that. 1773 01:36:39,466 --> 01:36:41,296 What about Neil Walker and QVC? 1774 01:36:41,343 --> 01:36:43,853 Wouldn't they pay the expenses on defending the patent? 1775 01:36:44,596 --> 01:36:45,716 Be careful, Joy. 1776 01:36:45,764 --> 01:36:49,524 You could be sued for misrepresentation and failure to deliver your product. 1777 01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:50,560 That's breach. 1778 01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:54,900 QVC requires that you deliver a fully patented product. 1779 01:36:54,940 --> 01:36:57,440 I've been doing this for a long time. 1780 01:36:57,484 --> 01:37:01,574 You're in for a long court process that will stall your product. 1781 01:37:01,613 --> 01:37:03,203 And you will probably lose. 1782 01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:04,660 I wish I could do more. 1783 01:37:06,285 --> 01:37:07,835 Take care, now. 1784 01:37:07,870 --> 01:37:10,210 You're gonna have to accept the facts, Joy. 1785 01:37:10,247 --> 01:37:11,707 I mean, that's... 1786 01:37:12,332 --> 01:37:14,422 You're most of half a million dollars in debt. 1787 01:37:14,459 --> 01:37:16,289 I don't know how you're gonna pay it. 1788 01:37:16,628 --> 01:37:18,418 We have to declare bankruptcy. 1789 01:37:18,463 --> 01:37:20,883 You're gonna have to declare bankruptcy. 1790 01:37:21,258 --> 01:37:22,548 I have to declare bankruptcy. 1791 01:37:22,593 --> 01:37:23,723 She has to. 1792 01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:25,300 - To try to contain my losses. - Yeah. 1793 01:37:25,345 --> 01:37:26,635 I have to write it off. 1794 01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:28,720 It just seems so wrong. 1795 01:37:28,765 --> 01:37:30,425 We've worked so hard. 1796 01:37:30,475 --> 01:37:32,685 We've come so far for us to just give up now. 1797 01:37:32,728 --> 01:37:34,308 It just seems so unfair! 1798 01:37:34,354 --> 01:37:36,984 Business is unfair. That's it. 1799 01:37:37,024 --> 01:37:39,154 It's not working out. Well, that's what happens. 1800 01:37:39,193 --> 01:37:43,033 That's why people don't go around making invention every other day. 1801 01:37:43,071 --> 01:37:44,161 Wake up! 1802 01:37:44,198 --> 01:37:45,318 It's my fault. 1803 01:37:45,365 --> 01:37:48,275 I gave her the confidence to think she was more than just an unemployed housewife... 1804 01:37:48,327 --> 01:37:51,157 selling plastic kitchen stuff to other unemployed housewives... 1805 01:37:51,205 --> 01:37:52,415 on a junk cable channel. 1806 01:37:52,456 --> 01:37:55,286 It's my fault. It's not your fault, honey. 1807 01:37:55,334 --> 01:37:57,974 It was my mistake to make her think that she was more than she was. 1808 01:37:58,378 --> 01:38:00,958 She pressured herself into doing something she shouldn't have done. 1809 01:38:01,006 --> 01:38:03,166 It was wrong of you to put that pressure on yourself. 1810 01:38:03,217 --> 01:38:05,547 It was wrong of us to put that pressure on you. 1811 01:38:05,594 --> 01:38:07,184 I need more vodka. 1812 01:38:07,221 --> 01:38:12,981 It was wrong of us to think that you'd be an instant business person overnight. 1813 01:38:13,018 --> 01:38:15,558 Of course, this is not who you are. 1814 01:38:16,522 --> 01:38:21,612 It takes a kind of toughness, a certain acumen... 1815 01:38:21,652 --> 01:38:24,452 that you simply don't have. 1816 01:38:25,113 --> 01:38:26,453 Sign the paper. 1817 01:38:30,994 --> 01:38:33,584 You have to sign these bankruptcy papers, honey. 1818 01:38:33,622 --> 01:38:36,172 The notary's right outside. Let me get her. 1819 01:38:40,170 --> 01:38:42,370 You're gonna have to move out of your house immediately. 1820 01:38:43,173 --> 01:38:44,893 You're gonna have to move into an apartment. 1821 01:38:45,342 --> 01:38:47,552 Maybe you can move into a room in Trudy's house. 1822 01:38:47,594 --> 01:38:48,854 With the children? 1823 01:38:48,887 --> 01:38:50,257 Yeah. You have room. 1824 01:38:51,181 --> 01:38:52,601 She's my daughter. Why not? 1825 01:38:53,934 --> 01:38:55,524 Let's talk about it. 1826 01:38:56,019 --> 01:38:57,649 Trudy, we have to offer her something. 1827 01:38:57,688 --> 01:38:58,808 Again? 1828 01:38:58,856 --> 01:39:00,066 Why me? 1829 01:39:07,865 --> 01:39:09,455 Please sign, honey. 1830 01:39:35,767 --> 01:39:36,887 Thank you. 1831 01:39:40,647 --> 01:39:45,067 Mimi said you were the one born to help carry the family to success. 1832 01:39:48,572 --> 01:39:51,412 No, Cristy. Mimi was wrong. 1833 01:39:52,826 --> 01:39:55,196 The world does not give you opportunities. 1834 01:39:55,245 --> 01:39:59,995 The world destroys your opportunity and it breaks your heart. 1835 01:40:00,626 --> 01:40:04,376 I should have listened to my mother when I was 10 years old. 1836 01:40:04,421 --> 01:40:06,101 I should have spent the rest of my life... 1837 01:40:06,131 --> 01:40:09,181 watching TV and hiding from the world like my mother. 1838 01:40:10,093 --> 01:40:12,683 So I don't wanna hear any more about Mimi. 1839 01:40:13,263 --> 01:40:14,433 She was wrong. 1840 01:40:14,473 --> 01:40:18,063 She had her head in the clouds and it was full of stupid ideas. 1841 01:40:18,101 --> 01:40:20,271 And it gave me stupid ideas. 1842 01:40:22,814 --> 01:40:23,824 Like this. 1843 01:40:26,652 --> 01:40:28,822 This stupid, stupid idea! 1844 01:40:31,782 --> 01:40:34,332 Mommy, don't tear them! No! 1845 01:40:56,056 --> 01:40:58,346 Cristy, I'm so sorry. 1846 01:40:58,392 --> 01:41:00,602 I'm sorry, Cristy. 1847 01:41:00,644 --> 01:41:02,314 I'm so sorry. 1848 01:41:02,354 --> 01:41:04,814 Please go to bed. Everybody just go to bed. 1849 01:41:06,191 --> 01:41:07,941 Good night, Mommy. 1850 01:41:07,985 --> 01:41:10,155 Good night, sweetheart. Just go to bed. 1851 01:41:12,739 --> 01:41:15,239 I'm so sorry I failed you, Joy. I'm so sorry. 1852 01:41:15,492 --> 01:41:17,082 Just, just don't. 1853 01:42:48,752 --> 01:42:50,962 Joy? Joy? 1854 01:42:51,630 --> 01:42:53,050 Joy, where are you? 1855 01:42:55,050 --> 01:42:56,800 Joy, where are you? 1856 01:44:10,501 --> 01:44:11,791 It's open. 1857 01:44:19,551 --> 01:44:20,891 You can leave the door open. 1858 01:44:46,870 --> 01:44:48,870 No one knows I'm here. 1859 01:44:49,873 --> 01:44:52,003 You don't even know who I am. 1860 01:44:52,042 --> 01:44:57,552 I could be Derek Markham or I might be someone Derek Markham sent to handle you. 1861 01:44:58,048 --> 01:45:00,048 You have no case. 1862 01:45:00,551 --> 01:45:04,551 Maybe people think you came to Dallas in despair to take your own life... 1863 01:45:04,596 --> 01:45:09,556 because you were in such deep financial trouble suddenly from your little venture. 1864 01:45:16,233 --> 01:45:19,533 I made a phone call this morning to Hong Kong. 1865 01:45:20,195 --> 01:45:25,365 It was 1:00 a.m. in California but it was 5:00 p.m. the following afternoon in Hong Kong. 1866 01:45:25,409 --> 01:45:29,749 I always think it's amazing how time works like that. 1867 01:45:31,456 --> 01:45:34,706 And I was fortunate enough to get on the phone with Mr. Christopher... 1868 01:45:34,751 --> 01:45:37,921 who I found to be very friendly, which was surprising... 1869 01:45:37,963 --> 01:45:41,223 because I really haven't found the gentlemen in California to be very nice... 1870 01:45:41,258 --> 01:45:43,758 considering we're all in business together. 1871 01:45:43,802 --> 01:45:47,602 Welcome to the world of business, I guess. 1872 01:45:48,640 --> 01:45:51,060 I told Mr. Christopher that the reason that I was calling... 1873 01:45:51,101 --> 01:45:55,111 was to discuss the differences in the designs of our products. 1874 01:45:55,772 --> 01:46:00,242 But I quickly learned that Mr. Christopher has no idea... 1875 01:46:00,277 --> 01:46:06,447 if his Hong Kong patent for a self-wringing mop is worth anything or if it even works. 1876 01:46:07,075 --> 01:46:12,115 Because they have not made or sold a single mop. 1877 01:46:12,414 --> 01:46:16,134 Unlike us, who have sold over 200,000. 1878 01:46:17,252 --> 01:46:22,132 And I've paid you over $50,000 in advanced royalties... 1879 01:46:22,174 --> 01:46:24,134 on behalf of Mr. Christopher. 1880 01:46:24,676 --> 01:46:29,596 Blood money from my family and my second mortgage. 1881 01:46:30,849 --> 01:46:35,309 Turns out Mr. Christopher doesn't know anything about those royalties. 1882 01:46:35,354 --> 01:46:36,814 So it seems... 1883 01:46:37,981 --> 01:46:41,611 we have a case of fraud and embezzlement. 1884 01:46:44,655 --> 01:46:47,825 And, as if that weren't bad enough... 1885 01:46:48,700 --> 01:46:54,330 I also discovered in the paperwork that our mops actually don't bear any similarities. 1886 01:46:54,373 --> 01:46:57,503 So I never did owe you any royalties for your patent. 1887 01:46:58,544 --> 01:47:00,504 That's another case of fraud. 1888 01:47:01,171 --> 01:47:07,181 My lawyers really could go after you, but I told them, "Give me a day." 1889 01:47:07,219 --> 01:47:13,179 To see if maybe you might've made a mistake... 1890 01:47:15,018 --> 01:47:17,978 that you would correct, given the chance. 1891 01:47:33,370 --> 01:47:36,370 We'll pay you back all the royalties you paid us. 1892 01:47:41,420 --> 01:47:46,050 I'll give you $20,000 on top of paying you back the 50. 1893 01:47:58,020 --> 01:47:59,230 Okay. 1894 01:48:00,939 --> 01:48:04,689 I'll give you $50,000 on top of paying you back the 50. 1895 01:48:16,747 --> 01:48:18,367 Plus interest. 1896 01:48:23,795 --> 01:48:25,795 I want all of my molds back. 1897 01:48:26,465 --> 01:48:28,765 I want you to sign this piece of paper... 1898 01:48:29,801 --> 01:48:33,101 saying that you have no rights, financially. 1899 01:48:34,097 --> 01:48:37,597 I'm just gonna add... I said the 50... 1900 01:48:39,728 --> 01:48:41,648 plus the 50... 1901 01:48:43,440 --> 01:48:46,230 plus the interest. 1902 01:48:46,276 --> 01:48:50,406 So I just want you to initial next to those two numbers as well. 1903 01:48:56,453 --> 01:48:57,953 So just sign there. 1904 01:49:05,963 --> 01:49:08,473 She put up with just about anything. 1905 01:49:09,466 --> 01:49:11,926 Until when she had to bring the hammer down... 1906 01:49:13,470 --> 01:49:15,140 she brought the hammer down. 1907 01:49:17,474 --> 01:49:20,144 She couldn't know what was to come. 1908 01:49:21,019 --> 01:49:25,109 That she'd go on to make another 100 record-setting patents. 1909 01:49:26,024 --> 01:49:29,744 Skinny velvet hangers make neater closets. 1910 01:49:29,778 --> 01:49:32,108 That's a big deal to a lot of people. 1911 01:49:33,282 --> 01:49:35,702 I mean, who thinks of things like that? 1912 01:49:36,869 --> 01:49:38,159 Joy did. 1913 01:49:42,457 --> 01:49:47,667 She didn't know any of this would happen as she walked down the street that day. 1914 01:49:48,338 --> 01:49:52,468 Yes, sir, tonight's the night for Ol' Saint Nick to make his yearly visit... 1915 01:49:52,509 --> 01:49:54,639 to all the folks all over the world. 1916 01:49:54,678 --> 01:49:58,308 There's fun and expectation in every house across the land. 1917 01:49:58,348 --> 01:50:02,438 And speaking of houses, what do you say we take a little look-in on a typical one? 1918 01:50:05,439 --> 01:50:10,989 Now I'll admit that what you see right now is just a small piece of the front of the house... 1919 01:50:11,028 --> 01:50:14,908 but all you grownups and kids alike, this is the time for Santa's magic... 1920 01:50:14,948 --> 01:50:18,158 so I think we can make it become a real house. 1921 01:50:19,036 --> 01:50:20,616 Even a house with love in it. 1922 01:50:20,662 --> 01:50:23,712 Mr. Santa Claus, can we have a little snow, please? 1923 01:50:25,792 --> 01:50:27,712 Thank you. That's fine. 1924 01:50:28,003 --> 01:50:32,053 Now, Santa, let me see what it really looks like inside this house. 1925 01:51:01,411 --> 01:51:05,921 She couldn't know that one day she would move into a big beautiful home. 1926 01:51:08,502 --> 01:51:10,752 Her mother was happy. 1927 01:51:11,547 --> 01:51:15,877 She remained close to her, and with the rest of her family... 1928 01:51:15,926 --> 01:51:18,676 which was, as always, complicated. 1929 01:51:20,848 --> 01:51:26,188 She would pay for products made by Rudy, Trudy, and Peggy. 1930 01:51:26,228 --> 01:51:28,268 Even when they failed. 1931 01:51:28,939 --> 01:51:33,689 Even when they wrongly sued for ownership of her company. 1932 01:51:34,570 --> 01:51:39,280 As Rudy got older, Joy continued to take care of him and love him. 1933 01:51:45,122 --> 01:51:50,792 As Neil Walker predicted, Joy did become a whole new business. 1934 01:51:51,253 --> 01:51:53,343 And even outgrew QVC. 1935 01:51:53,380 --> 01:51:55,340 - She's talking to her children. - Is Tony in there? 1936 01:51:55,424 --> 01:51:56,724 Yes, Tony's in there. The family's in there. 1937 01:51:56,967 --> 01:52:03,177 Her ex-husband and her best friend would remain her steadfast advisers. 1938 01:52:03,223 --> 01:52:04,563 Please be patient. 1939 01:52:10,314 --> 01:52:12,614 I love you. You guys go and pack your rooms. 1940 01:52:12,649 --> 01:52:14,439 - Good night, Mom. - I love you. 1941 01:52:23,452 --> 01:52:24,702 - Hi. - Hi. 1942 01:52:24,745 --> 01:52:26,415 - Welcome. - Thank you. 1943 01:52:29,082 --> 01:52:30,292 What do you have? 1944 01:52:30,334 --> 01:52:32,134 A traveling clothes cleaner. 1945 01:52:32,169 --> 01:52:33,169 Let's see it. 1946 01:52:34,129 --> 01:52:35,419 So you're from Memphis? 1947 01:52:35,464 --> 01:52:36,804 Yes, I am. 1948 01:52:36,840 --> 01:52:38,130 You work as a waitress? 1949 01:52:38,175 --> 01:52:39,475 Yes, ma'am. 1950 01:52:39,510 --> 01:52:42,010 All right. Let's see it. 1951 01:52:43,514 --> 01:52:44,814 You made this yourself? 1952 01:52:44,848 --> 01:52:45,848 Yes, I did, ma'am. 1953 01:52:46,850 --> 01:52:49,100 I made my first invention myself, too. 1954 01:52:50,521 --> 01:52:52,521 I like this, it's a very good design. 1955 01:52:52,773 --> 01:52:53,773 Thank you. 1956 01:52:53,815 --> 01:52:56,315 Can you stay an extra day, meet with our designers? 1957 01:52:57,152 --> 01:52:58,362 No, because of your boss? 1958 01:52:59,988 --> 01:53:01,908 What hotel are you staying in right now? 1959 01:53:01,949 --> 01:53:03,659 - The Holiday Inn, ma'am. - Holiday Inn. 1960 01:53:03,700 --> 01:53:05,790 Let's move them over to the Radisson, get them a suite. 1961 01:53:05,827 --> 01:53:07,497 You'll be more comfortable with your baby. 1962 01:53:07,538 --> 01:53:10,458 I'll call your boss and get it taken care of, give you an extra day... 1963 01:53:10,499 --> 01:53:12,780 so that tomorrow you can come in, meet with the designers. 1964 01:53:12,960 --> 01:53:14,710 - We can take it step by step, all right? - Thank you. 1965 01:53:14,962 --> 01:53:16,762 We'll work on your idea, see if we can do something. 1966 01:53:16,797 --> 01:53:18,627 This means so much to me. 1967 01:53:18,882 --> 01:53:20,382 I know what it feels like. 1968 01:53:20,843 --> 01:53:22,893 I know what it feels like to be in that chair. 1969 01:53:23,554 --> 01:53:25,604 - We'll see you tomorrow, okay? - Thank you, ma'am. 1970 01:53:25,639 --> 01:53:26,889 And good luck. 1971 01:53:27,182 --> 01:53:28,642 - Thank you for coming. - Thank you. 1972 01:53:28,684 --> 01:53:31,394 - Go get the next person, Tony. - Okay. 1973 01:53:31,895 --> 01:53:32,895 Neil. 1974 01:53:35,023 --> 01:53:37,153 Sorry, we have legal stuff with Barry, now. 1975 01:53:40,487 --> 01:53:41,907 Yes, we do. 1976 01:53:43,323 --> 01:53:44,873 Here we are. 1977 01:53:44,908 --> 01:53:46,078 Here we are. 1978 01:53:47,703 --> 01:53:49,753 Adversaries in commerce. 1979 01:53:50,581 --> 01:53:52,751 Adversaries in commerce. 1980 01:53:53,917 --> 01:53:55,707 - And friends. - Yes. 1981 01:53:56,170 --> 01:53:57,380 And friends. 1982 01:53:58,589 --> 01:54:01,259 I'm gonna tell you something but you didn't hear it from me. 1983 01:54:01,592 --> 01:54:03,842 I don't know who you are or what you're talking about. 1984 01:54:03,886 --> 01:54:05,506 That's what I wanted to hear. 1985 01:54:07,264 --> 01:54:09,354 Barry's gonna come after you, hard. 1986 01:54:09,391 --> 01:54:12,891 But that's just business. That's the way Barry is. He's a negotiator. 1987 01:54:12,936 --> 01:54:15,226 Ultimately, he needs you. 1988 01:54:15,272 --> 01:54:18,572 He's buying HSN. 1989 01:54:18,609 --> 01:54:21,949 It's all about HSN now, and he wants you to come with him. 1990 01:54:24,364 --> 01:54:25,914 He needs you. 1991 01:54:26,700 --> 01:54:28,790 You're going to be very big over there. 1992 01:54:29,286 --> 01:54:31,246 That's what's going to happen. 1993 01:54:31,663 --> 01:54:34,463 But, you didn't hear it from me, right? 1994 01:54:35,083 --> 01:54:39,253 No, I sure didn't. But thank you. 1995 01:54:42,591 --> 01:54:44,631 It's nice to see you. 1996 01:54:44,676 --> 01:54:46,256 It's good to see you. 1997 01:54:48,555 --> 01:54:50,715 I'll see you around, pal. 1998 01:54:50,766 --> 01:54:52,726 Yeah. 1999 01:54:59,900 --> 01:55:01,110 It's been a long journey. 2000 01:55:01,151 --> 01:55:02,281 Yes, it has. 2001 01:55:02,319 --> 01:55:03,449 I'm proud of you. 2002 01:55:03,487 --> 01:55:04,697 Thank you, Neil. 2003 01:55:38,856 --> 01:55:42,396 This right here, this is a special power. 2004 01:55:44,278 --> 01:55:46,148 This is a special power. 2005 01:55:50,868 --> 01:55:54,158 And then I started to build my very own house... 2006 01:55:55,914 --> 01:55:58,674 where I would live and make wonderful creations... 2007 01:55:58,709 --> 01:56:02,049 for all the world to see and love. 2008 01:56:07,718 --> 01:56:10,348 She didn't know any of this would happen... 2009 01:56:10,387 --> 01:56:13,257 as she walked that day. 2009 01:56:14,305 --> 01:56:20,699 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org