1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:27,418 --> 00:01:29,646 How's everybody feeling? 3 00:01:34,256 --> 00:01:37,969 Now, if you would like to wander, please feel free to do so... 4 00:01:38,069 --> 00:01:43,163 but be very careful for potholes and snakes that may occur anywhere. 5 00:01:43,263 --> 00:01:47,017 And any other areas, like the fuselage areas, please be careful, 6 00:01:47,117 --> 00:01:49,030 but by all means go ahead and wander. 7 00:04:50,105 --> 00:04:51,974 What's the difference... what's the difference 8 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:57,137 between Courtney Love and the American flag? 9 00:04:58,545 --> 00:05:03,242 It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag. 10 00:05:07,597 --> 00:05:09,186 Yeah. 11 00:05:09,286 --> 00:05:14,449 What do you get... what do you get when you cross Sir Elton John 12 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:17,419 with a saber tooth tiger? 13 00:05:18,893 --> 00:05:23,357 I don't know, but you better keep it away from your ass! 14 00:05:28,835 --> 00:05:31,816 All right, so this is a fun crowd. 15 00:05:33,405 --> 00:05:36,734 We got some other gags here, gang. 16 00:05:37,808 --> 00:05:39,976 Why don't rapists... 17 00:05:40,076 --> 00:05:46,308 why don't rapists eat at T.G.I. Friday's? 18 00:05:47,816 --> 00:05:52,164 Well, it's hard to go out and rape when you have a stomach ache. 19 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:56,415 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 20 00:06:16,239 --> 00:06:20,693 Can you answer for me, did this used to be a Days Inn? 21 00:06:20,975 --> 00:06:25,864 - I really don't know. - 'Cause I was swearing I was here... 22 00:06:27,548 --> 00:06:32,278 in 2005 or something, and it was a Days Inn. 23 00:06:43,728 --> 00:06:46,464 Hi, sweetheart. It's Daddy. 24 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:51,068 I'm in the desert, and it's beautiful. 25 00:06:51,168 --> 00:06:55,205 It's hot, but... but it's beautiful. 26 00:06:55,305 --> 00:06:56,909 And... today 27 00:06:57,009 --> 00:07:02,210 I took a tour of an airplane graveyard they have out here, 28 00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:05,447 and they got every plane you can think of: 29 00:07:05,547 --> 00:07:09,450 737, 747, jumbo jets. 30 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:13,970 And you just walk right into the planes. 31 00:07:14,786 --> 00:07:16,532 And... 32 00:07:20,257 --> 00:07:22,095 I... 33 00:07:23,084 --> 00:07:27,598 I will talk to you again soon. Good night. 34 00:12:09,371 --> 00:12:11,191 Why... 35 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:14,142 Why... 36 00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:20,256 Why did Madonna feed her infant baby Alpo brand dog food? 37 00:12:21,681 --> 00:12:26,085 Well, she had no choice, that's just what came out of her breasts. 38 00:12:26,886 --> 00:12:28,699 Yeah. 39 00:12:29,153 --> 00:12:32,341 Okay, so this is a fun crowd. 40 00:12:42,499 --> 00:12:44,352 Why... 41 00:12:45,568 --> 00:12:48,739 Why did E.T., the Extra Terrestrial, 42 00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:52,192 love Reese's Pieces so much? 43 00:12:53,442 --> 00:12:58,576 Well, because they have the same flavor that cum does on his home planet. 44 00:13:00,081 --> 00:13:02,022 Yeah, right. 45 00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:05,251 Why... 46 00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:08,187 Why did God... 47 00:13:09,053 --> 00:13:12,574 let John Denver die? 48 00:13:13,189 --> 00:13:15,443 Because you suck. 49 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:19,094 - Come on. - How we doin' for time? 50 00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:21,200 Time's up. 51 00:13:22,829 --> 00:13:25,899 It's a rhetorical question weirdo. 52 00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:28,940 Speak your complaints into a man's penis, 53 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:33,906 not into thin air, because I'll tell ya, these hardworking imbeciles here 54 00:13:34,006 --> 00:13:38,276 that paid their money to come here and forget their problems for one night, 55 00:13:38,376 --> 00:13:43,580 laugh their fool heads off, and they didn't pay to listen to you... 56 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,649 and your garbage talk. You're not a professional comedian. 57 00:13:47,749 --> 00:13:49,918 You're a professional loser. 58 00:13:50,018 --> 00:13:53,887 You're a professional fatso! What's your problem? 59 00:13:54,087 --> 00:13:57,915 Jesus Christ, can't you just sit there with a smile 60 00:13:58,015 --> 00:14:01,185 splattered on your stupid face. 61 00:14:01,285 --> 00:14:05,280 Laugh your fool head off, but shut your fool mouth! 62 00:14:05,629 --> 00:14:07,565 - Neil! - Hey. 63 00:14:07,665 --> 00:14:09,860 - Cousin John. - Hi, John. 64 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,186 - How ya doin'? - Good. 65 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,420 I made it out. 66 00:14:14,769 --> 00:14:18,942 It was great. Really great stuff. Funny. 67 00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:21,787 Thanks for coming to the show. 68 00:14:21,887 --> 00:14:24,314 Yeah, I was like... 69 00:14:24,414 --> 00:14:27,130 this'll... this'll shock 'em. 70 00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:30,215 Yep. 71 00:14:30,315 --> 00:14:32,750 I don't know how you remember all that stuff. 72 00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:35,802 Yeah, it's a lot of stuff. 73 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,489 If it was me, I'd just be... 74 00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:43,108 Yeah. 75 00:14:48,028 --> 00:14:52,331 That one guy, he was out of line. That was... 76 00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:56,000 Yeah, they should... they should have security or something to take him out 77 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:59,270 because it just makes it hard for me to do my job. 78 00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:00,504 - Exactly. - It makes it... 79 00:15:00,604 --> 00:15:02,872 People are paying money for me to do my job 80 00:15:02,972 --> 00:15:05,107 and then he does that and then it just... 81 00:15:05,207 --> 00:15:07,474 - It just ruins the night for everyone. - Yeah. 82 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,207 You know, it's... just doin' my job, you know. 83 00:15:11,307 --> 00:15:13,747 Right. You're out there, you're doin' your job. 84 00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:17,016 Just trying to make a nice night for people. 85 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:21,009 Yeah. You're the star, he's in the audience. So just... 86 00:15:21,109 --> 00:15:24,729 - You shut him up good thought. - Yeah. Well... 87 00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:27,691 he's just a drunk, you know? 88 00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:32,994 That's a lot... that's... that's what we do in this business really is sell... 89 00:15:33,094 --> 00:15:35,363 we're selling alcohol, you know. 90 00:15:35,463 --> 00:15:38,099 That's why they will book me in a place like this 91 00:15:38,199 --> 00:15:40,067 is to sell more alcohol, you know. 92 00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:43,219 They should have a... they should have security and take him out, 93 00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:47,908 but they don't have security, then I have to be the security 94 00:15:48,008 --> 00:15:51,354 and try to get them to leave, you know? Which shouldn't... It's not part of my job, 95 00:15:51,454 --> 00:15:55,946 but it's become part of my job, so, you know. 96 00:15:56,046 --> 00:15:58,314 It shouldn't be my job at all. 97 00:15:58,414 --> 00:16:00,115 Right. 98 00:16:00,215 --> 00:16:02,418 It is a customer service thing, though, you know. 99 00:16:02,518 --> 00:16:05,587 Like, these people are here, they're payin', 100 00:16:05,687 --> 00:16:07,657 if you weird us out too much... 101 00:16:07,757 --> 00:16:10,825 I mean, I loved it, I thought it was very funny, it was great. 102 00:16:10,925 --> 00:16:13,211 You're up there, puttin' yourself out there, but... 103 00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:16,829 I mean, from a business point of view, if you want my... that's what I do, 104 00:16:16,929 --> 00:16:20,464 I consult about business, and... 105 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:25,001 and for you, I'd say a strategy would be consider... 106 00:16:25,101 --> 00:16:29,539 a little less of the weird stuff, like "semen," that... 107 00:16:29,639 --> 00:16:34,226 Some of the people were like... "Did he just say semen?" 108 00:16:34,808 --> 00:16:36,809 But others liked it, so... 109 00:16:36,909 --> 00:16:39,312 Yeah, I don't care. Like I said, I thought it was great. 110 00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:41,679 You're up there, you're puttin' yourself out... 111 00:16:41,779 --> 00:16:43,152 Yeah. 112 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,633 Yeah, if you wanna appeal to, like... 113 00:16:46,748 --> 00:16:49,306 all four quadrants, you know, like... 114 00:16:49,406 --> 00:16:53,137 all the different groups... age groups... you know... 115 00:16:53,953 --> 00:16:58,809 "semen" and all that is a little bit much. 116 00:17:03,895 --> 00:17:06,547 Hello, sweetheart. It's Daddy. 117 00:17:06,647 --> 00:17:10,645 Just... checking in. 118 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,334 You're probably asleep. 119 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,133 It's pretty late, but I... 120 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:20,355 got out of the club pretty late so... 121 00:17:20,972 --> 00:17:24,709 But... yeah, everything's going great. 122 00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:30,355 So I just wanted to... 123 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:35,183 to check in with you and... 124 00:17:35,283 --> 00:17:39,397 I'll check in again. And... 125 00:17:46,624 --> 00:17:49,077 Talk to ya later. 126 00:18:05,175 --> 00:18:07,745 Welcome to California oil country. 127 00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:12,882 California started producing oil in 1876. 128 00:18:12,982 --> 00:18:17,819 We have produced about 28 and a half billion barrels 129 00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:19,220 of oil since. 130 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:23,290 Visualize asphalt and the oil is stuck 131 00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:27,292 between the little grains of sand and gravel, okay? 132 00:18:27,392 --> 00:18:29,577 So, if you... 133 00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:33,498 See we're not exactly in the Garden of Eden here, you know, 134 00:18:33,598 --> 00:18:38,027 but you've gotta go where the oil is, and Kern County... 135 00:18:38,127 --> 00:18:40,251 because of its... 136 00:18:40,351 --> 00:18:45,566 you know, archaeological past, happens to have 70... 137 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:52,061 oil fields just within an area near the size of Massachusetts. 138 00:18:52,161 --> 00:18:55,247 And, of course, if this looks familiar to you, 139 00:18:55,347 --> 00:19:00,185 it may be because in 1970 they filmed Five Easy Pieces 140 00:19:00,285 --> 00:19:04,421 with Jack Nicholson and Karen Black out in this area. 141 00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:10,126 Now, I'm not much of an impersonator, but the classic... line is in the diner. 142 00:19:10,226 --> 00:19:13,529 I don't know if you remember it or not, but he says, 143 00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:18,133 "All right, let me make this easy for ya, okay? 144 00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:22,001 I want an omelet, plain, 145 00:19:22,101 --> 00:19:25,371 and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. 146 00:19:25,471 --> 00:19:28,957 Now, no butter, no mayo, 147 00:19:29,057 --> 00:19:32,476 no lettuce, and a cup of coffee. 148 00:19:32,576 --> 00:19:35,929 Now, hold the chicken." 149 00:21:34,873 --> 00:21:37,460 Like that, what I just did? 150 00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:42,765 Was it funny? 151 00:21:42,865 --> 00:21:45,368 You like fuckin' clowns? 152 00:21:48,501 --> 00:21:51,623 Yeah, you like fuckin' clowns, look at that hair. 153 00:22:00,345 --> 00:22:02,780 Well, that was more than I expected. 154 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:07,447 - Oh, yeah? - Yep. Crowd was a little dry. 155 00:22:07,547 --> 00:22:09,602 - But... - All right. 156 00:22:22,295 --> 00:22:24,175 Sorry. 157 00:22:27,933 --> 00:22:30,067 You're lucky. 158 00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:32,020 All you got's glasses. 159 00:22:43,244 --> 00:22:47,642 Why did Carrot Top, legendary, legendary, 160 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:51,785 legendary Vegas comedian Carrot Top, 161 00:22:51,985 --> 00:22:55,721 prop comedian Carrot Top, 162 00:22:55,821 --> 00:23:01,192 legendary prop comedian Carrot Top, 163 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:07,348 legendary Vegas prop comedian Carrot Top... 164 00:23:12,001 --> 00:23:14,537 Why did Carrot Top, 165 00:23:14,637 --> 00:23:18,723 legendary Carrot Top... 166 00:23:19,372 --> 00:23:21,473 refuse, 167 00:23:21,573 --> 00:23:24,675 absolutely refuse... 168 00:23:24,775 --> 00:23:27,111 the pleading requests... 169 00:23:27,211 --> 00:23:32,581 of the topless Playboy playmate... 170 00:23:32,681 --> 00:23:36,635 who was naked in the jacuzzi with him? 171 00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:43,340 Because she was begging him to shoot himself in the head. 172 00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:51,587 I'm just trying to earn a living. Come on. 173 00:23:51,687 --> 00:23:54,433 People, these are... these are great jokes. 174 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:57,803 We traveled a long distance carrying these jokes 175 00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:02,240 in order to bring them here and thrust them into your fool faces. 176 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:06,177 So sit there and paste a smile on your face and have some fun. 177 00:24:06,277 --> 00:24:08,979 That's what it's all about, folks, having fun, 178 00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:13,881 forgetting your problems. And you people have a lot of problems, I can tell. 179 00:24:13,981 --> 00:24:16,784 Forget 'em just for a few moments and just laugh with me. 180 00:24:16,884 --> 00:24:18,452 We're gonna have so much fun. 181 00:24:18,552 --> 00:24:23,122 This is a great group of friends here. My new friends here tonight. 182 00:24:28,525 --> 00:24:30,593 Okay, perfect. Thank you. 183 00:24:30,693 --> 00:24:33,113 Thanks for coming to the show. 184 00:24:37,799 --> 00:24:40,401 Great show, by the way. You are really hilarious. 185 00:24:40,501 --> 00:24:42,044 Thank you. 186 00:24:44,993 --> 00:24:48,541 I don't know how to tell you this. That hotel room didn't work out, 187 00:24:48,641 --> 00:24:52,662 but I did talk to my cousin, Alejandro, he said he'd be willing to take you in. 188 00:25:00,085 --> 00:25:02,419 You talkin' to me? 189 00:25:02,819 --> 00:25:05,239 You talkin' to me? 190 00:25:05,521 --> 00:25:07,689 You talkin' to me? 191 00:25:07,789 --> 00:25:10,257 - Robert De Niro! - Yeah. 192 00:25:10,957 --> 00:25:13,794 - Fly, you pelican, fly! - Scarface. 193 00:25:13,894 --> 00:25:17,229 - Yeah, Scarface. - Now, you go. 194 00:25:17,329 --> 00:25:20,031 He wants you to do an impression. 195 00:25:20,131 --> 00:25:21,917 No. 196 00:25:46,189 --> 00:25:48,996 - Dónde está María? - No sé. 197 00:25:49,096 --> 00:25:51,662 Esa pinche niña. 198 00:26:16,481 --> 00:26:18,201 Hi. 199 00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:55,226 Hello? 200 00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:59,345 They pulled gold out of here. 201 00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:01,680 They pulled silver, 202 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:05,082 tungsten, nickel... 203 00:28:05,182 --> 00:28:06,983 copper. 204 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:10,286 Everything comes either directly or indirectly from the soil, 205 00:28:10,386 --> 00:28:13,967 as you can look around you, there certainly is plenty of it. 206 00:28:23,031 --> 00:28:25,551 Hi, sweetheart. 207 00:28:27,067 --> 00:28:31,590 This is just really difficult to get ahold of you. 208 00:28:32,906 --> 00:28:36,294 I just had to call and tell you... 209 00:28:39,345 --> 00:28:41,698 Sweet dreams. 210 00:29:56,318 --> 00:29:58,487 If nature was gonna grow an orange, Neil, 211 00:29:58,587 --> 00:30:02,757 she would just make it just enough meat, that's what we call this, 212 00:30:02,857 --> 00:30:06,427 just to fertilize the seed once it falls, but man, 213 00:30:06,527 --> 00:30:11,113 we want all this sweet meat, so we pump it full of fertilizer and water. 214 00:30:11,463 --> 00:30:13,399 - You want this? - No, that's all right. 215 00:30:13,499 --> 00:30:15,884 I can't eat these either. 216 00:30:35,385 --> 00:30:39,756 Hey, did you... see that guy I was walking around here with? 217 00:30:39,856 --> 00:30:41,590 No. No entiendo. 218 00:30:41,690 --> 00:30:44,578 - I was walking around with a guy. - No entiendo. 219 00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:49,730 Pero esta es la útima naranja de la cosecha de este año. Mira. 220 00:31:31,037 --> 00:31:35,525 I got a couple places in town, do great burgers. 221 00:31:37,542 --> 00:31:41,044 One of them is a bar that serves burgers and one's just a restaurant. 222 00:31:41,144 --> 00:31:43,430 We need to get a beer. 223 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,357 The foothills off to the left, you see they start there? 224 00:31:56,457 --> 00:31:59,426 They start to the west and they come across here? 225 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:01,561 That's my property, butts right up against that, 226 00:32:01,661 --> 00:32:04,689 the beginning of those hills behind my house. 227 00:32:07,865 --> 00:32:10,618 - You alive? - Yeah. 228 00:32:11,433 --> 00:32:15,369 You gotta talk... you gotta talk right up against the mic or I can't hear you. 229 00:32:15,469 --> 00:32:17,534 - Yeah. - Okay. 230 00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:35,445 You all right? Watch the legs. 231 00:32:38,188 --> 00:32:40,041 Cool? 232 00:32:48,898 --> 00:32:51,218 Here we go. 233 00:32:51,733 --> 00:32:53,619 Pino Roja. 234 00:32:53,719 --> 00:32:56,872 So if you sleep with Kenny G, if you go to bed with Kenny G 235 00:32:56,972 --> 00:32:59,007 and he gives you one of... what was it? 236 00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:01,993 And he gives you one of his records... 237 00:33:03,575 --> 00:33:06,178 wait, no. Whatever. 238 00:33:06,278 --> 00:33:09,514 If you sleep with Kenny G... 239 00:33:09,614 --> 00:33:12,750 and he gives you his record, then... 240 00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:15,151 What is it? Tell her. 241 00:33:15,251 --> 00:33:18,120 I don't wanna do it here. 242 00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:21,088 All right, I remember. 243 00:33:21,188 --> 00:33:24,657 What's the worst thing that just happened to you? 244 00:33:24,757 --> 00:33:27,926 You're stuck with a Kenny G record. 245 00:33:28,026 --> 00:33:30,229 I can't... I can't do it. 246 00:33:30,329 --> 00:33:33,862 - Neil knows how to do it. I... - It's a little different but... 247 00:33:34,382 --> 00:33:38,608 Dijo del músico Kenny G. Si conoces? 248 00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:40,499 Músico? 249 00:33:42,536 --> 00:33:44,837 Are you gonna tell me? 250 00:33:44,937 --> 00:33:48,173 - I told him about the Kenny G. - Oh, okay. I just want... 251 00:33:48,273 --> 00:33:51,693 You two guys start talking and I don't know what you're sayin'. 252 00:33:52,542 --> 00:33:57,381 The real shitty thing about it was half the place was empty. 253 00:33:57,481 --> 00:34:01,239 I mean, he's tellin' this funny stuff, some of it weird, you know, but... 254 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:04,350 a lot of funny stuff, and people weren't there, you know? That was a shame. 255 00:34:04,450 --> 00:34:08,592 - There were some people there, just... - No, it pissed me off! I was standing, like, 256 00:34:08,692 --> 00:34:12,025 "What is this?" Empty seats? Who's bookin' this thing? 257 00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:16,262 I don't know who picked that place for you. You know that place downtown, The Alley? 258 00:34:17,262 --> 00:34:19,664 - The Alley. - Dirty. Filthy. 259 00:34:19,764 --> 00:34:22,573 Anyway, you need a business plan is what I'm sayin', you know? 260 00:34:22,673 --> 00:34:24,536 That's just product you're throwin' away. 261 00:34:24,636 --> 00:34:27,704 If you see an empty seat and you tell a joke and there's no one in that seat 262 00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:30,040 you're just throwin' that joke away into that seat. 263 00:34:30,140 --> 00:34:31,741 - Right. - I wanna make sure 264 00:34:31,841 --> 00:34:35,743 people know before they get there, and if they don't know and it's still half empty, 265 00:34:35,843 --> 00:34:39,273 I'm gonna give 'em a 2-for-1. I'm gonna say bring a friend for free. 266 00:34:39,373 --> 00:34:41,231 Excuse me. 267 00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:43,789 Estás bien? 268 00:34:43,889 --> 00:34:45,440 Sí. 269 00:34:57,325 --> 00:35:01,226 I gotta stick around here all the time, 'cause if I leave this one 270 00:35:01,326 --> 00:35:04,880 here in charge of stuff, he starts making decisions without me, 271 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:07,066 and then it's her and him talkin' Spanish 272 00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:11,168 and I can't understand what's going on because, you know, Mexican culture, 273 00:35:11,268 --> 00:35:15,370 the older guy, he's supposed to be the patriarch or whatever, it's bullshit. 274 00:35:15,470 --> 00:35:18,573 It's my house. I should be making the decisions. 275 00:35:22,905 --> 00:35:25,161 I'll be right back. 276 00:35:35,643 --> 00:35:38,583 Ése hombre me está matando. 277 00:35:38,808 --> 00:35:40,868 Me está matando. 278 00:35:41,274 --> 00:35:43,120 Mejor... 279 00:35:45,722 --> 00:35:47,727 Un balazo. 280 00:35:48,302 --> 00:35:50,807 Me corto el pescuezo, pero... 281 00:35:50,907 --> 00:35:53,266 Me están matando. 282 00:35:55,385 --> 00:35:57,302 Dos veces, tres veces. 283 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,121 This is all me. Up to that first ridge... 284 00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:41,024 it's all me. 285 00:36:41,606 --> 00:36:43,942 - How's your son? - My daughter? 286 00:36:44,042 --> 00:36:47,857 Yeah, that's right. Sorry, I knew that. 287 00:36:47,957 --> 00:36:49,446 Yeah. 288 00:36:49,546 --> 00:36:51,949 Yeah, she's really good. She's doing great. 289 00:36:52,049 --> 00:36:55,035 - What's her name again? - Maria. 290 00:36:55,784 --> 00:36:58,252 Maria, like after Grandma Maria? 291 00:36:58,352 --> 00:37:01,573 No, after Maria from West Side Story. 292 00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:07,956 What's your game plan? What's the career plan, where do you... 293 00:37:08,056 --> 00:37:10,060 where do you wanna be? 294 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,128 Where's this leadin' to? 295 00:37:12,228 --> 00:37:16,764 I just wanna keep working, but we've got... 296 00:37:16,864 --> 00:37:19,899 I mean, where's the growth potential? 297 00:37:19,999 --> 00:37:22,435 I got this call... 298 00:37:22,535 --> 00:37:26,177 yesterday about this... 299 00:37:26,277 --> 00:37:30,308 this party, this kind of private engagement in Hollywood. 300 00:37:30,408 --> 00:37:33,702 - Really? - Yeah. At the house of... 301 00:37:33,802 --> 00:37:38,482 a pretty well-known celebrity and he's gonna have a lot of his celebrity friends there. 302 00:37:38,582 --> 00:37:41,435 - And I'm gonna perform. - Who's gonna be there? 303 00:37:42,553 --> 00:37:45,328 - Liza Minnelli. - Liza Minnelli. 304 00:37:45,428 --> 00:37:47,255 - She's Judy Garland's daughter. - Yep. 305 00:37:47,355 --> 00:37:49,823 Remember? The Wizard of Oz? 306 00:37:49,923 --> 00:37:53,527 I used to... we used to get that... watch that movie once a year on TV. 307 00:37:53,627 --> 00:37:56,096 It would come on TV and I would sing. 308 00:37:56,196 --> 00:37:58,815 I'd sing that rainbow song. 309 00:38:00,031 --> 00:38:01,850 Loved it. 310 00:38:03,666 --> 00:38:07,623 What was that one that used to make my mom cry? 311 00:38:09,762 --> 00:38:14,198 Away in a manger 312 00:38:14,298 --> 00:38:19,117 No crib for his bed 313 00:38:19,217 --> 00:38:23,830 The little Lord Jesus 314 00:38:24,130 --> 00:38:28,363 Laid down His sweet head 315 00:38:28,463 --> 00:38:32,780 The stars in the sky 316 00:38:33,382 --> 00:38:37,680 Looked down where He lay 317 00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:44,054 The little Lord Jesus 318 00:38:44,154 --> 00:38:50,534 Asleep in the hay 319 00:39:07,361 --> 00:39:09,714 All right, cuz. 320 00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:12,022 Hey. 321 00:39:12,122 --> 00:39:14,499 It's been great havin' ya here. 322 00:39:14,599 --> 00:39:17,319 You can stay longer if ya want. 323 00:39:18,335 --> 00:39:21,099 I mean, we've got these rooms. 324 00:39:22,370 --> 00:39:24,423 It's just... 325 00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:28,563 good to have you back in my life. 326 00:39:29,641 --> 00:39:32,195 Sorry it's been so long. 327 00:39:33,077 --> 00:39:35,981 You're a good boy, you try your best, 328 00:39:36,081 --> 00:39:40,250 you do this weird show, but it doesn't matter because you're trying, 329 00:39:40,350 --> 00:39:42,761 you're getting yourself out there and you're trying to... 330 00:39:42,861 --> 00:39:45,308 tell jokes that make people happy, that's what's important, 331 00:39:45,408 --> 00:39:47,423 just keep doing it. 332 00:39:47,523 --> 00:39:51,077 Go to bed, go to sleep, turn off the lights. 333 00:40:31,273 --> 00:40:34,099 Put one in each chamber here... 334 00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:36,202 so when you're ready to go, just yell, "Pull." 335 00:40:36,302 --> 00:40:38,053 Okay. 336 00:40:40,136 --> 00:40:42,022 Pull! 337 00:40:46,374 --> 00:40:48,227 Pull! 338 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,900 Okay. Pull! 339 00:41:03,786 --> 00:41:05,672 Pull! 340 00:41:09,556 --> 00:41:11,376 Pull. 341 00:42:15,418 --> 00:42:17,641 The color blue. 342 00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:22,641 And he found that it actually enhances the growth of crops. 343 00:42:24,057 --> 00:42:25,910 Blue. 344 00:42:28,394 --> 00:42:30,214 The throat. 345 00:42:35,033 --> 00:42:36,420 Yellow. 346 00:42:38,536 --> 00:42:41,356 Stomach, liver... 347 00:42:43,907 --> 00:42:45,760 ego. 348 00:42:51,312 --> 00:42:53,965 Green. The heart... 349 00:42:54,747 --> 00:42:56,633 nature. 350 00:42:59,783 --> 00:43:01,569 Red. 351 00:43:03,352 --> 00:43:05,538 Vitality... 352 00:43:06,388 --> 00:43:08,375 energy. 353 00:44:18,091 --> 00:44:20,845 - You all right? - Yeah. 354 00:45:54,618 --> 00:45:57,405 - Hi. - Hi. 355 00:46:08,030 --> 00:46:10,050 Thank you. 356 00:46:14,769 --> 00:46:16,922 What do you do? 357 00:46:19,639 --> 00:46:22,293 I have this... this little... 358 00:46:23,643 --> 00:46:28,232 this comedy show that... I travel around with. 359 00:46:43,029 --> 00:46:46,298 If you don't have a seminar or something tomorrow afternoon, 360 00:46:46,398 --> 00:46:52,589 I have a show pretty close to here that we're doing at 2:00. 361 00:49:16,876 --> 00:49:20,613 They are gonna fuck it up, we gotta get 'em outta here! 362 00:49:20,713 --> 00:49:23,248 Bad news, bad news, buddy. 363 00:49:23,348 --> 00:49:26,384 Hootin' and hollerin' and laughin' and lovin' life. 364 00:49:26,484 --> 00:49:29,003 Bad news, bad news. 365 00:49:50,270 --> 00:49:53,857 - You all right? - Yep. 366 00:50:10,621 --> 00:50:14,087 My friends and I... we really enjoyed your show 367 00:50:14,187 --> 00:50:17,928 and we wanted to know if... you wanted to make some videos with us. 368 00:50:18,028 --> 00:50:20,826 We do like an online... 369 00:50:20,926 --> 00:50:23,244 blog and we were wondering if you... 370 00:50:23,344 --> 00:50:26,570 you know, might be interested in something like that. 371 00:52:10,934 --> 00:52:13,610 Hi, sweetheart. 372 00:52:14,215 --> 00:52:17,925 It was a long, long day. 373 00:52:22,577 --> 00:52:25,230 Do you believe in God? 374 00:56:24,883 --> 00:56:27,085 - Hey. - Hey. 375 00:56:27,695 --> 00:56:32,173 I just wanted to come by and say thank you for having me along. 376 00:56:35,557 --> 00:56:37,743 It's been great. 377 00:56:42,495 --> 00:56:44,715 Yeah, it's been fun. 378 00:56:45,998 --> 00:56:48,635 Oh, did you get a hotel room yet? 379 00:56:48,735 --> 00:56:50,102 No. 380 00:56:50,202 --> 00:56:53,856 I have two beds, you should just stay with me, it'll be cheaper. 381 00:56:56,940 --> 00:57:00,710 All right, listen, well, I'll see you out there. Good luck. 382 00:57:00,810 --> 00:57:02,863 You too. 383 00:57:07,481 --> 00:57:12,419 During his long, legendary broadcasting career, 384 00:57:12,519 --> 00:57:18,576 what was the number one question most often asked by Larry King? 385 00:57:21,359 --> 00:57:25,814 "Should I be concerned about blood in my diarrhea?" 386 00:57:28,397 --> 00:57:32,285 What was Elvis Presley's worst ever release? 387 00:57:34,202 --> 00:57:38,390 The ejaculation containing Lisa Marie. 388 00:57:42,975 --> 00:57:45,750 That's odd. What's the worst thing, the worst thing 389 00:57:45,850 --> 00:57:50,616 about being gang raped by Crosby, Stills and Nash? 390 00:57:52,582 --> 00:57:55,035 No Young. 391 00:57:57,086 --> 00:57:59,712 Oh, boy. 392 00:58:00,438 --> 00:58:03,081 What else do we have here? 393 00:58:04,226 --> 00:58:06,408 And what do you call the creatures, 394 00:58:06,508 --> 00:58:09,780 - the creatures... - Why don't you just go without me? 395 00:58:11,296 --> 00:58:15,534 Why don't you shut your mouth, little lady? We're trying to do a show here. 396 00:58:15,834 --> 00:58:19,170 - For real? - Yeah, for real? 397 00:58:19,270 --> 00:58:22,839 Just shut up so I can do the jokes and we can all get out of here? 398 00:58:23,133 --> 00:58:26,675 On the outside of the building it didn't say that we were in hell, 399 00:58:26,775 --> 00:58:30,879 and then the few moments after when the stink from your syphilis breath, 400 00:58:30,979 --> 00:58:34,828 it started wafting over all the gentlemen and ladies 401 00:58:34,928 --> 00:58:39,352 who have come out for the show tonight, excluding yourself, of course. 402 00:58:39,452 --> 00:58:42,488 The minute that the waft of stench... 403 00:58:42,588 --> 00:58:46,525 from the herpes and the syphilis and the lice that you eat... 404 00:58:46,625 --> 00:58:49,477 the minute that started coming... 405 00:58:56,546 --> 00:58:59,098 You little whore. 406 00:58:59,198 --> 00:59:01,201 What makes you think you can come here 407 00:59:01,301 --> 00:59:04,571 and throw a drink at someone who's traveled a great distance 408 00:59:04,671 --> 00:59:07,106 to bring laughs to this community? 409 00:59:07,206 --> 00:59:12,181 What the hell's wrong with you? Mental... mental illness? 410 00:59:12,281 --> 00:59:15,280 Mental... Oh, I guess you didn't throw the drink, though. 411 00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:17,448 She slipped and the drink fell. 412 00:59:17,548 --> 00:59:22,869 She slipped on all the semen gushing out of her ass when she stood up? 413 00:59:22,969 --> 00:59:24,454 She slipped on that? 414 00:59:24,554 --> 00:59:27,623 Surprised you didn't break your chin on the fall, 415 00:59:27,723 --> 00:59:30,092 and then get the semen into the infected cut. 416 00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:33,912 But you have plenty of infected cuts already. 417 00:59:34,527 --> 00:59:37,231 The little whore's having a tantrum. 418 00:59:37,331 --> 00:59:39,166 She's having a tantrum. 419 00:59:39,266 --> 00:59:43,403 Oh no, she heard a joke she didn't like. 420 00:59:43,503 --> 00:59:47,637 So now she's gonna cry like a little baby and throw her poo-poo around. 421 00:59:47,737 --> 00:59:50,905 Get the hell out of here, garbage woman! 422 00:59:51,105 --> 00:59:53,239 You little whore. 423 00:59:53,339 --> 00:59:55,926 You little whore. 424 00:59:56,842 --> 01:00:00,363 That took the wind out of my sails, I'll tell ya. 425 01:00:01,579 --> 01:00:03,982 Because that's unacceptable behavior. 426 01:00:04,082 --> 01:00:06,818 When someone travels this great distance 427 01:00:06,918 --> 01:00:11,021 to bring these jokes for you people, to bring some joy into your lives, 428 01:00:11,121 --> 01:00:14,391 and I'm literally plucking jokes out of my heart 429 01:00:14,491 --> 01:00:17,577 and thrusting them into your fool faces. 430 01:00:17,677 --> 01:00:20,079 And to have somebody do something like that, 431 01:00:20,179 --> 01:00:24,133 really stinks up the evening, wouldn't you agree? 432 01:00:33,054 --> 01:00:35,208 I'm a whore? 433 01:00:36,157 --> 01:00:38,336 I'm a whore? 434 01:00:40,994 --> 01:00:44,147 - Fuck. - How does that feel? 435 01:01:07,781 --> 01:01:09,467 You okay? 436 01:01:16,754 --> 01:01:19,608 Can you help me find my glasses? 437 01:02:03,164 --> 01:02:06,101 They should change the name of that place to The Sewer Club. 438 01:02:06,201 --> 01:02:08,268 The sewer... 439 01:02:08,368 --> 01:02:10,688 The Sewer Club. 440 01:02:11,237 --> 01:02:14,841 No fuckin' security for the artists. 441 01:02:15,667 --> 01:02:20,279 You're just on your own. Somebody stabs you in the eye, fuck you. 442 01:02:20,379 --> 01:02:23,481 - You're on your own. - Why don't you take off your fuckin' shoes? 443 01:02:23,581 --> 01:02:25,482 Why don't they take some of the money from the drinks 444 01:02:25,582 --> 01:02:31,704 and use it to buy some security guards so that we're protected from weirdoes. 445 01:02:34,689 --> 01:02:37,359 You can't have a fucking nightclub with no security. 446 01:02:37,459 --> 01:02:40,262 You can't have people drinking their fucking brains out 447 01:02:40,362 --> 01:02:43,665 and then you're stuck there in the firing line 448 01:02:43,765 --> 01:02:46,317 of these cocksuckers... 449 01:02:46,499 --> 01:02:50,320 and meth freak-o drug assholes. 450 01:02:55,573 --> 01:02:58,861 - Why don't you get some rest? - Fuck that. 451 01:03:02,712 --> 01:03:04,965 Fuck you. 452 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,627 Hi, sweetheart. 453 01:04:16,146 --> 01:04:18,668 It's okay now. 454 01:04:19,148 --> 01:04:21,668 Everybody's okay. 455 01:04:23,418 --> 01:04:26,213 I miss you so much. 456 01:09:25,704 --> 01:09:28,940 Hey, man. Wait, wait. Sorry, sorry! 457 01:09:30,340 --> 01:09:32,559 Can I ask you a question? 458 01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:36,311 I'm sorry, I just... 459 01:09:36,961 --> 01:09:39,214 I'm Tommy, what's your name? 460 01:09:40,347 --> 01:09:42,148 Gene. 461 01:09:42,448 --> 01:09:44,289 Gene? 462 01:09:44,589 --> 01:09:46,665 Okay, Gene. 463 01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:50,705 I'm really sorry, I don't mean to make you uncomfortable or anything. 464 01:09:54,424 --> 01:09:57,914 My car broke down and I didn't want to drain the battery and... 465 01:09:58,014 --> 01:10:00,379 run the engine and something's wrong with the transmission, I think. 466 01:10:00,479 --> 01:10:03,765 So I just came in here because it's warmer in here. 467 01:10:04,597 --> 01:10:06,816 Don't you think it is? 468 01:10:09,033 --> 01:10:11,603 Can I come out and stay in your car and hang out 469 01:10:11,703 --> 01:10:14,798 until somebody gets here, to stay warm? 470 01:10:16,305 --> 01:10:20,771 It's better if you stay in here. It's warmer here. 471 01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:23,378 Safer. 472 01:10:25,395 --> 01:10:27,230 In here? 473 01:10:27,580 --> 01:10:29,399 Yeah. 474 01:10:30,581 --> 01:10:33,034 Than in your car? 475 01:10:34,183 --> 01:10:35,969 Yeah. 476 01:10:37,919 --> 01:10:40,706 Okay, you think it's safer here? 477 01:10:45,393 --> 01:10:47,146 Okay. 478 01:10:50,831 --> 01:10:54,402 Will you stay in here with me and keep me company until someone gets here? 479 01:12:01,495 --> 01:12:03,715 Hi, sweetheart. 480 01:12:06,899 --> 01:12:08,935 Remember this? 481 01:12:09,235 --> 01:12:11,287 Remember this? 482 01:12:48,370 --> 01:12:50,956 Why? 483 01:12:52,372 --> 01:12:54,941 Why? 484 01:12:55,041 --> 01:12:57,494 Why? 485 01:12:58,176 --> 01:13:00,762 Why? 486 01:13:03,012 --> 01:13:05,148 Hey, man, you saw... you know that... you saw that... 487 01:13:05,248 --> 01:13:08,651 You remember that video I showed you with the... 488 01:13:08,751 --> 01:13:12,387 They're chasing the bike with the red... gas tank. 489 01:13:12,487 --> 01:13:16,423 The guy falls off and breaks his neck and dies, that guy? 490 01:13:16,523 --> 01:13:18,024 - He died? - The cops were chasing... 491 01:13:18,124 --> 01:13:19,925 - Yeah, he died. - He died? 492 01:13:20,025 --> 01:13:22,576 The guy who fell off died, yeah. Broke his neck. 493 01:13:22,676 --> 01:13:26,046 - I want that red. - You want to die with a broken neck? 494 01:13:26,146 --> 01:13:28,681 No, I want the red... I want the red... gas tank. 495 01:13:28,781 --> 01:13:31,641 You can have one piece of red on your bike and the cops won't notice. 496 01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:34,636 You know what I'm talking... if you get a whole red bike, the cops'll look at you. 497 01:13:34,736 --> 01:13:37,055 They'll find you, they'll see you easily. 498 01:13:37,155 --> 01:13:39,853 - They'll come after you. - You're gonna die. 499 01:13:39,953 --> 01:13:45,828 You're gonna die because of a red stripe on your motorcycle. 500 01:13:45,928 --> 01:13:50,421 You can decide on one thing and I want the gas tank, I want yellow rims. 501 01:13:50,521 --> 01:13:54,635 - Yellow rims. - Fuckin' bright... bright as the sun. 502 01:13:54,735 --> 01:13:58,255 You're the only girl I ever met with a beard. 503 01:14:01,406 --> 01:14:05,375 - Yellow rims. - Yeah. Yellow rims. 504 01:14:05,475 --> 01:14:08,829 - You gonna go around topless? - Yeah. 505 01:14:29,397 --> 01:14:31,217 Hey. 506 01:14:32,299 --> 01:14:34,953 Hey! Hey. 507 01:15:04,428 --> 01:15:06,815 Marco! 508 01:15:08,998 --> 01:15:11,323 Marco! 509 01:15:13,834 --> 01:15:16,002 Marco! 510 01:15:16,502 --> 01:15:20,149 - Polo! - Marco. 511 01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:20,394 Oh, I can't! 512 01:18:39,394 --> 01:18:42,114 Help, please. 513 01:20:39,074 --> 01:20:42,695 You got kids? You got any children? 514 01:20:44,645 --> 01:20:49,447 I got a... I got a son here in this town. Yeah. 515 01:20:49,547 --> 01:20:55,033 I just... I rolled through today and I hadn't seen him in like ten years. 516 01:20:55,133 --> 01:20:57,526 It's his birthday today. 517 01:20:57,918 --> 01:21:01,487 I took him out, played some miniature golf. 518 01:21:01,587 --> 01:21:03,956 You're not gonna believe what happened. 519 01:21:04,056 --> 01:21:06,325 There we were, right, we were just at the first hole 520 01:21:06,425 --> 01:21:09,560 of this mini-golf course right outside of town, 521 01:21:09,660 --> 01:21:13,322 and we're having a good time. It's a little awkward, I hadn't seen him in a while. 522 01:21:13,422 --> 01:21:16,530 He looks up at me, he says the fuckin' weirdest thing. 523 01:21:16,630 --> 01:21:19,966 He says... "Hey, hey, Dad? 524 01:21:20,066 --> 01:21:23,568 What... what does a woman's vagina look like?" 525 01:21:23,668 --> 01:21:27,070 Right? He says this to me. 526 01:21:27,170 --> 01:21:31,724 I didn't know what to fuckin' say, man, I was like... "I don't know." I mean... 527 01:21:31,824 --> 01:21:33,869 I said, "Well... 528 01:21:33,969 --> 01:21:37,811 before sex a woman's vagina looks like... 529 01:21:37,911 --> 01:21:43,915 two rose petals with teardrops of heaven glistening on it." 530 01:21:44,015 --> 01:21:47,469 We played a couple more holes, you know. 531 01:21:47,918 --> 01:21:51,187 Just trying to get to know one another and he says... 532 01:21:51,287 --> 01:21:55,190 He brings it back up. He said... 533 01:21:55,590 --> 01:22:00,153 "Okay, what does a woman's vagina look like after sex?" 534 01:22:01,862 --> 01:22:04,077 I was like... 535 01:22:04,440 --> 01:22:06,383 "After sex? 536 01:22:06,483 --> 01:22:09,541 It's like a... I don't know. 537 01:22:09,641 --> 01:22:14,045 You ever seen an extremely large bulldog eating out of a vat of mayonnaise?" 538 01:22:18,607 --> 01:22:21,711 So... he liked that. 539 01:22:21,811 --> 01:22:24,096 He liked that. 540 01:22:25,746 --> 01:22:27,261 But... 541 01:22:27,361 --> 01:22:32,414 if I could just get real with you guys for a second here, just... comedy aside. 542 01:22:32,514 --> 01:22:34,153 I'm not new to this area. 543 01:22:34,253 --> 01:22:38,757 I have a ten-year-old son here and today was his birthday. 544 01:22:38,857 --> 01:22:43,227 I had the opportunity to take him out and play some miniature golf with him today, 545 01:22:43,327 --> 01:22:46,729 which was a lot of fun for me and he enjoyed it too. 546 01:22:46,829 --> 01:22:51,266 We were out at the... Cactus Course outside of town? 547 01:22:51,866 --> 01:22:56,235 And... we were at the first hole, he... 548 01:22:56,335 --> 01:23:00,991 he looked up at me before he... made his first shot and he asked... 549 01:23:01,873 --> 01:23:06,246 "Dad, what does a woman's vagina look like?" 550 01:23:07,044 --> 01:23:10,365 And... I said, "Well..." 551 01:23:20,889 --> 01:23:23,101 Did you guys... 552 01:23:28,194 --> 01:23:32,549 Did you guys hear the one, the joke... 553 01:23:34,232 --> 01:23:36,584 about the... 554 01:23:41,669 --> 01:23:44,993 paparazzi with a heart of gold? 555 01:23:46,606 --> 01:23:48,877 The paparazzi 556 01:23:48,977 --> 01:23:51,779 with a heart of gold. 557 01:23:53,179 --> 01:23:55,781 He stole it from Princess Diana... 558 01:23:55,881 --> 01:23:58,964 as she lay dying in her car. 559 01:24:27,174 --> 01:24:28,976 Bam! 560 01:24:29,476 --> 01:24:31,128 Bam! 561 01:25:56,090 --> 01:25:58,610 We're not paying for that. 562 01:26:14,774 --> 01:26:18,328 One or two? 563 01:26:18,976 --> 01:26:21,563 - First one. - Okay. 564 01:26:22,312 --> 01:26:26,000 One or two? 565 01:26:28,484 --> 01:26:30,270 Two. 566 01:26:34,221 --> 01:26:36,741 I'll be back in just a minute. 567 01:27:06,919 --> 01:27:08,739 Hello? 568 01:27:11,423 --> 01:27:13,243 Hello? 569 01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:17,846 Hello? 570 01:27:22,565 --> 01:27:24,585 Hello? 571 01:27:27,302 --> 01:27:29,522 Hello? 572 01:27:33,774 --> 01:27:35,794 Hello? 573 01:27:39,111 --> 01:27:41,431 Is anybody there? 574 01:27:45,016 --> 01:27:47,251 Hi, sweetheart. 575 01:27:47,351 --> 01:27:49,737 I'm in town. 576 01:27:53,021 --> 01:27:56,958 I'm real busy, but I'd love to see you. 577 01:27:57,058 --> 01:28:00,912 I'm... doing this show. 578 01:28:02,828 --> 01:28:06,950 I'm doing this show in the Hollywood Hills and... 579 01:28:10,468 --> 01:28:15,357 it's a private residence. It's a... 580 01:28:17,273 --> 01:28:20,476 It's like a party, a celebrity party... 581 01:28:20,576 --> 01:28:24,932 and there'll be a lot of... you know, singers and actors... 582 01:28:26,447 --> 01:28:29,849 important folks like that there, so... 583 01:28:31,259 --> 01:28:37,292 I think you'd have a lot of fun if you wanted to come out and see me. 584 01:28:43,595 --> 01:28:45,615 I miss you. 585 01:29:15,992 --> 01:29:17,794 Sink! 586 01:29:18,494 --> 01:29:21,431 Sink! Sink! Sink! 587 01:29:21,531 --> 01:29:23,833 Sink! Sink! 588 01:29:23,933 --> 01:29:27,319 Come on, you fuckin' bitches, scream! 589 01:29:31,469 --> 01:29:34,154 Scream like you're getting fucked! 590 01:29:34,254 --> 01:29:36,539 Come on! 591 01:29:36,639 --> 01:29:38,475 Scream like you're getting fucked! 592 01:31:43,624 --> 01:31:46,411 - Come on! - Hello? 593 01:32:15,752 --> 01:32:17,887 All right, hey. 594 01:32:17,987 --> 01:32:21,189 You okay? You all right? 595 01:32:22,489 --> 01:32:24,576 Thanks, guys. 596 01:32:30,497 --> 01:32:32,564 Can you help me? 597 01:32:32,664 --> 01:32:35,134 Hold on, just stand up. 598 01:32:35,432 --> 01:32:37,233 Just take a second. 599 01:32:38,468 --> 01:32:40,252 Jesus! 599 01:32:41,305 --> 01:32:47,366 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org