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For the last 12 years,
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Biblical archaeologist Don Verdean
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has received worldwide acclaim
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for his incredible
discoveries in the Holy Land.
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Don's discoveries have touched the lives
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of countless millions,
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confirming their faith and
the miraculous narratives
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found in the Bible.
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On his latest trip
to the Middle East,
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Don contacted Adabi
Hassan from Saudi Arabia,
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who agreed to accompany
Don to a location
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rumored to be the burial site
of Samson from the Bible.
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But, sadly, upon their arrival,
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all that remained of the
site was a large, empty hole
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caused by looting
the previous month.
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Don was devastated.
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Adabi then informed him
of a lesser known location
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in the valley of Sorek.
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After months of intense excavation,
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Don made the discovery
of a lifetime...
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iron shears dating
back over 3,000 years.
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Could these be the very blades
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used to strip Samson
of his strength?
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Don decided to share his findings
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with Dr. Stelios Patrokolis,
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world-renowned for his excavations
of the Byzantine Empire.
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After reviewing the forensic data,
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Dr. Patrokolis made the
following statement:
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I'll bet.
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After this brief
interview with Dr. Patrokolis,
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Don's discovery was made public.
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He now travels the world
sharing his message of faith
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to a whole new
generation of believers.
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The tireless efforts of Don Verdean
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will continue to bless
millions everywhere.
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Next question.
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Yeah?
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Mr. Verdean, there's a... a, uh, letter.
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Well, it's an online document
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that's received wide distribution
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throughout the ministry, as
I'm... I'm sure you've seen it.
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It's, for the record, from the, uh,
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Israeli Antiquities Authority.
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I'd like to share that,
if that's all right.
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Yes, go right ahead.
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"Thank you for your inquiry dated July 13th
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asking about Don Verdean.
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We cannot confirm his finds
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and have no information
about them whatsoever.
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If he says he has
excavated in Israel,
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he has committed an illegal act.
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We have never heard of this man,
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nor have we had any
dealings with him.
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Legitimate archaeology finds
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are published in professional journals
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or by universities and
other scientific institutes.
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Sincerely yours, Nahum Ishalom,
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spokesman for Israeli Antiquities."
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Thank you. Thank
you for reading that.
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Now, uh,
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Satan takes advantage
of situations like this.
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There's two things happening here.
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One, the Israelis don't
want this discovery confirmed
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until, you know,
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it can be done in a manner
that won't cause a bloodbath.
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Two, all of my excavating was done
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in a very public place,
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and had I done it without a permit,
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I can assure you I would've
been thrown in prison.
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Unfortunately, this is how
the Israelis handle things.
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If you ask any of them
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if they know Don Verdean,
they'll say they don't.
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Carol, did you, uh...
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bring that book with you?
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The one with my ugly face on the front?
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Could you hand it to me?
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Thank you.
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Now...
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if you'll all be so kind
as to look right here.
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In this picture, you will
see myself and another man.
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This gentleman standing next to me
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is none other than Nahum Ishalom,
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spokesman for the Israeli Antiquities
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and author of the letter
that was just read to you.
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When asked if he knew
Don Verdean, he said "no."
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But if you look at this picture,
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you'll see that the
truth is something else.
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Thank you so much.
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- ♪ You may ask me how I know ♪
- You bet. Let's take a picture.
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♪ My Lord is real... ♪
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- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
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♪ My Lord is real... ♪
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Let me make one thing clear.
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These things are God's
things, not my things.
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He is allowed me to find these treasures
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because I am simple man.
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It's very obvious that
I have never found
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anything based on my own intellect.
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Nobody on Earth is...
is clever enough to...
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...find these
things of their own volition.
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- That's right.
- You know.
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I work with Tony Lazarus,
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and we'd love to set up a meeting
with Mr. Verdean, if we could.
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♪ I can feel His hand in mine ♪
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♪ And that's enough for me. ♪
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How'd we do tonight?
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Oh, everyone just loved
your presentation, Don,
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but we only sold about 10 copies.
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Well, long as kept a few
sheep from goin' astray,
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can't ask for much more than that.
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What's the rest of our week lookin' like?
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Well, the Friday lecture group
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for the Bible study class just cancelled.
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Well, that's unfortunate.
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But I did get a request from a place called
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The Lazarus Fellowship Center.
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Apparently, their pastor's just
dyin' to meet with you tomorrow.
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Wait... wait a second, are
you talkin' about Tony Lazarus?
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Yes. Should I know who that is?
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Well, Tony died in a
car accident 10 years ago
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while drivin' to Wendover with a hooker.
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The spirit left his
body and everything,
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but the good Lord decided
to give him a second chance
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and send him back to Earth
as a modern day Lazarus.
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Incredible.
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Tony married the hooker and they started
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their own ministry together.
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Wow.
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Tony Lazarus.
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What time's he want to see me tomorrow?
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First thing in the morning.
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Praised be the
Lord, there he is.
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Whoo!
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Oh, well...
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It is such a pleasure to see you.
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And an absolute honor to finally meet ya.
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I've been followin' your work for
years. I feel like I already know ya.
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Well, it's a real pleasure to be here.
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I-I-I tell
you what, I...
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Well, this is my beautiful wife, Joylinda.
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- Oh.
- I've seen the pictures.
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Lovely to meet you.
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I bet these hands have touched all kinds
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- of sacred relics.
- Yes, ma'am.
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Just a few.
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And who's your wonderful companion?
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Who? Oh, yes! I'm sorry.
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This is my car... uh,
secretary. Carol Jensen.
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- Carol? Oh, that's a lovely name.
- Yes.
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- Thank you.
- We're just so happy you two could be here.
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Please, please, y'all, come have a seat.
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We're so grateful you're
here. We have much to discuss.
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- Come take a seat.
- Whoo!
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I feel it!
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Well, Don, it should be no surprise to you
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that we are all big fans.
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I mean, perhaps your biggest fans.
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We've seen all the DVDs,
read all your books.
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There is no one in the
world that does what you do.
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Well, thank you, Tony.
I've been very fortunate.
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Well, God knows what He's doin'.
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Don, if you would bear with
me, I'm just gonna go ahead
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and cut to the chase and tell
you why I brought you here.
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As I'm sure you're aware,
church attendance in America
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has been on a massive
decline in recent years.
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And I've felt the effects of that
right here in my very own congregation.
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Slowly but surely, this
nation is becommin' godless,
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and it's frightening.
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I mean, not to mention the
fact that there is a...
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a new church that has sprung
up mere blocks from here.
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The pastor there has been
siphonin' my flock for months now.
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You know, he's a former
Satanist turned Christian.
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Oh, people are really
taken by his story.
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Oh, yes, but I fear he's
leadin' them down the wrong path.
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You see,
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he holds them with...
with a fear of the occult.
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That's how he keeps his numbers up,
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and that is not a good foundation.
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And right now, Don, people need
a good foundation more than ever.
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You got that right.
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False prophets aside,
there are some evil factions
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"withinside" the scientific community
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that are dead-set upon
destroyin' the truth.
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You know, the other day I
was walkin' down the street
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and this man told me... he said,
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"Did you know that we have
evolved from protozoas?"
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Do you know what a protozoa is?
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No, I do not.
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It's a God dong sea monkey.
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- Say what?
- Can you imagine that?
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Lookin' around at the loved ones...
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at your mother, at your
father, at your beautiful wife,
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and sayin', "You're a sea monkey.
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You belong on the bookshelf of a child
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that's going to neglect you
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and watch you swim around for a few days
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and then end up falling to the bottom
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of the sea monkey aquarium
and turning into dust."
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Holy Ghost power. That's awful.
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Did you evolve from that, Don?
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Now, you see, these
younger generations, Don,
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they need proof. Okay?
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They need hard evidence
in these dark, dark, times.
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And I believe that the
Lord has been preparing you.
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The Lord wants you to be His...
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His instrument in this great work.
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Now, what I'm proposing, Don,
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is that you allow us
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to participate with you in this great work
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by letting us bankroll
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all your future digs and projects.
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I honestly don't know what to say.
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Any artifact you would find, you would...
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you would bring it here and we'd
present it to our congregation.
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And we'd put it on display for
the whole world to see His truth.
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It'd be like a little museum of
sorts here at the Lazarus Fellowship.
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It would
be like a Holy Land
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set in the good ol', U.S. of A.
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Right here, where it
should be. Not over there.
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Well, Tony, I think it's very clear to me
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that the hand of... Providence
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has... brought us to this juncture.
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I-I think it's fair to say this
might be a match made in heaven.
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Oh, I was hopin'
you were gonna say that.
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Don, we have been prayin'
so long and hard for this,
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and we would love nothin' more than
to begin this adventure immediately.
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Well, today's your lucky day.
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I believe I have a solid lead
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on the location of Lot's wife.
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You gotta be kiddin' me.
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Two weeks ago my sources
inside Israel sent me this.
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Approximately three furlongs to the south
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of where I discovered the sulfuric
remains of Sodom and Gomorrah.
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This is incredible.
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Have the Israelis tested
this for salt content?
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The sample taken to the lab
indicated that this structure
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was made up of 97% sodium chloride.
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I was told that's the purest
salt they've ever tested.
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I don't know what to say.
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I mean, Don, you've
actually found Lot's wife.
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It's all right, sweetheart.
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When can we bring her here?
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Hi, shalom, Boaz?
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It's Don Verdean.
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I can... I can barely hear you.
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Boaz, it's Don Verdean
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from America. How are ya?
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Shem, sheket. Sheket!
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Shalom
from... can you hear me?
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No, tell the camel, "Shut up."
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The camel keep talking.
254
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Boaz, it's Don Verdean from America.
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- How are ya?
- Hello, Don.
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Ah, yes, it's me, Boaz.
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Uh, what's up, man?
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Well, uh, good news. You
remember that pillar of salt
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you and your brother found out
in the desert two weeks ago?
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Well, I need you to ship it to me.
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I can wire you the money tonight.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, that thing.
- Yeah, about that.
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That's not there anymore.
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Uh, I'm sorry, say that again?
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I said, "That is not there anymore."
266
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What do you mean, "It's not there anymore"?
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- Where'd it go?
- Me and Shem were out there today,
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and we're looking and we're looking,
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but, uh, we don't see her.
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Well, are you sure you're
looking in the right place?
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No?
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- Uh, say what?
- Uh, maybe.
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Now come on, Boaz!
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I mean, this could be
the find of the century.
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I mean, we're talkin'
about Lot's wife here.
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There are a lot of
rocks out there, Don.
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They all look the same. How
do I know which one is the one?
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Well, it can't be that hard.
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We need the one with breasts.
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Oh, the breasts. Okay, that one.
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- Oh, yeah.
- There's one big white rock,
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and it has breasts on it.
283
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All right. Chill out, sababa.
284
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- It's cool.
- No, it's not cool!
285
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,802
Okay? Get the Marines, get the Taliban,
286
00:14:11,803 --> 00:14:14,839
get the Mormon Tabernacle
Choir, if you have to,
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but find the pillar of salt!
288
00:14:16,975 --> 00:14:18,909
Now, don't you be facetious, Don.
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Don't screw this up, Boaz.
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You get her on a plane tomorrow.
291
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There are countless souls whose
very salvation is at stake here.
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You do not want their blood on your hands.
293
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- Do you want to go to hell?
- No.
294
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- Do you believe in hell?
- I'm not sure,
295
00:14:34,092 --> 00:14:36,092
but I don't take chances.
296
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All right, well, I'll wire
you the money tonight.
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00:14:38,096 --> 00:14:40,063
- Hey, Don?
- What?
298
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Catch you later, man.
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All right, well, I'll catch you later, too.
300
00:14:45,002 --> 00:14:47,005
All right. Goodbye, now.
301
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Good Lord, have mercy.
302
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,828
I brought you some supper.
303
00:15:10,028 --> 00:15:11,861
You didn't have to do that.
304
00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:15,666
It's just some pot stickers
and a raisin cookie.
305
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,735
Well, I don't care much for raisins,
306
00:15:17,736 --> 00:15:20,303
but thank you.
307
00:15:20,304 --> 00:15:24,174
Carol, how long you
been workin' for me now?
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- Almost eight months.
- Wow.
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Time's really flown by.
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00:15:30,749 --> 00:15:32,783
Well, after what's transpired today,
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I need you to cancel
the rest of the tour.
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00:15:35,787 --> 00:15:37,388
But, more importantly, it doesn't look like
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I'm gonna need anyone to
manage my schedule anymore.
314
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Oh, uh, uh, okay.
315
00:15:44,362 --> 00:15:46,096
- Yeah.
- Well, um,
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00:15:46,097 --> 00:15:48,365
I'm happy to stick around a few more days
317
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:50,033
to help you transition.
318
00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:52,836
What? No. No, no, Carol,
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00:15:52,837 --> 00:15:56,072
you're not getting fired.
I-I-I want to promote you
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00:15:56,073 --> 00:15:59,210
to research assistant
and field documentarian.
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00:15:59,211 --> 00:16:02,113
Oh, Don, I would be honored!
322
00:16:03,781 --> 00:16:06,951
Carol, I want to make one thing very clear.
323
00:16:06,952 --> 00:16:09,820
Finding treasure in
the Earth is meaningless
324
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unless it will help someone get to heaven
325
00:16:11,789 --> 00:16:13,923
that wouldn't get there otherwise.
326
00:16:13,924 --> 00:16:16,661
That's what I admire about you, Don.
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00:16:16,662 --> 00:16:18,428
You're in this for all the right reasons.
328
00:16:20,332 --> 00:16:22,001
Well...
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00:16:23,669 --> 00:16:25,671
- good night.
- Night.
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00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,510
Ah!
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00:17:07,912 --> 00:17:11,148
Well, there she is. Lot's wife.
332
00:17:11,149 --> 00:17:14,485
Don, don't get me wrong, I
mean, she obviously is beautiful,
333
00:17:14,486 --> 00:17:17,254
but, uh, is it just me, or does she look
334
00:17:17,255 --> 00:17:18,889
a little different than
she does in the, uh,
335
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:20,925
photograph the Israelis sent you?
336
00:17:20,926 --> 00:17:24,462
Well, Tony, I'm always
amazed at how certain artifacts
337
00:17:24,463 --> 00:17:27,732
have the ability to
completely re-write history.
338
00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:30,133
Based on the evidence
standing right here before us,
339
00:17:30,134 --> 00:17:32,369
I think it's very plausible that
340
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:34,440
Lot's wife was a hermaphrodite.
341
00:17:35,974 --> 00:17:37,908
I'm sure it was quite
common in those days.
342
00:17:37,909 --> 00:17:40,878
Limited gene pool,
incest, and what have you.
343
00:17:40,879 --> 00:17:43,046
That would probably explain why Lot's wife
344
00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:45,416
was so dead-set upon returning
to the Forbidden City.
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00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:47,418
Bingo.
346
00:17:47,419 --> 00:17:49,152
My only fear is the, uh,
347
00:17:49,153 --> 00:17:51,421
milk drinkers of my congregation.
348
00:17:51,422 --> 00:17:54,625
Is this meat going to be
too much for them to swallow?
349
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:07,071
- Hello?
- Boaz, what in the hell did you send me?!
350
00:18:07,072 --> 00:18:08,906
What do you mean
what did we send you?
351
00:18:08,907 --> 00:18:11,508
We sent you Lot's wife. The
one with the two breasts.
352
00:18:11,509 --> 00:18:13,276
Well, she also came
353
00:18:13,277 --> 00:18:16,781
with a veritable fruit salad in her pants!
354
00:18:16,782 --> 00:18:18,783
Now, come on, Boaz!
355
00:18:18,784 --> 00:18:21,952
I just can't tolerate this
type of sloppy archaeology.
356
00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:23,987
Let me ask you this,
357
00:18:23,988 --> 00:18:27,457
which one of you screwed
up my pillar of salt?!
358
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:30,927
Don, Don, this is the real
Lot's wife. I promise you.
359
00:18:30,928 --> 00:18:33,330
She was smuggled straight
out of the Holy Land.
360
00:18:33,331 --> 00:18:36,065
I know it's different from
the picture we sent you,
361
00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:39,069
but this one matches the
description in the "Bibla."
362
00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:41,171
- What did you say?
- You have to believe me
363
00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:43,006
that this is really her, Don.
364
00:18:43,007 --> 00:18:45,208
This is Lot's wife.
365
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:48,478
I'm telling you, Don.
I'd bet my life on it.
366
00:18:48,479 --> 00:18:50,380
Now stop calling me about this.
367
00:18:55,954 --> 00:18:58,088
♪ Don't turn back ♪
368
00:18:58,089 --> 00:19:02,325
♪ When your husband tells you not to ♪
369
00:19:02,326 --> 00:19:06,030
♪ It's not a woman's lot in life ♪
370
00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:10,234
♪ To give a single thought to ♪
371
00:19:10,235 --> 00:19:13,102
♪ What her husband commands ♪
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00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:17,107
♪ Is what she ought to do ♪
373
00:19:17,108 --> 00:19:19,209
♪ And don't turn ♪
374
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:23,112
♪ To a pillar of salt ♪
375
00:19:23,113 --> 00:19:27,117
♪ Pillar of salt ♪
376
00:19:27,118 --> 00:19:29,954
♪ It's all her fault ♪
377
00:19:29,955 --> 00:19:32,255
♪ She should have listened ♪
378
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:37,227
♪ When her husband shouted "halt" ♪
379
00:19:37,228 --> 00:19:40,997
♪ Instead of Sodom and Gomorrah ♪
380
00:19:40,998 --> 00:19:43,000
♪ She should have just stayed home ♪
381
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:45,168
♪ And read the Torah ♪
382
00:19:45,169 --> 00:19:48,539
♪ Now she's a pillar ♪
383
00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:52,176
♪ Of salt. ♪
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00:19:57,082 --> 00:19:58,882
Wonderful.
385
00:20:03,153 --> 00:20:04,921
Wasn't that beautiful?
386
00:20:04,922 --> 00:20:07,492
Beautiful voice, beautiful message.
387
00:20:08,525 --> 00:20:10,895
Brothers and sisters, I am humbled
388
00:20:10,896 --> 00:20:13,330
by what I am going to share with you.
389
00:20:13,331 --> 00:20:15,131
Just a few weeks ago,
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00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:17,901
an incredible discovery
was found in Israel.
391
00:20:17,902 --> 00:20:20,471
World renowned
archaeologist Don Verdean
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00:20:20,472 --> 00:20:22,907
and his team of experts
393
00:20:22,908 --> 00:20:25,109
have uncovered what many scholars believe
394
00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:27,444
to be the remains of Lot's wife,
395
00:20:27,445 --> 00:20:31,447
as found in Genesis 19, verse 26.
396
00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:34,584
"His wife looked
back from behind him
397
00:20:34,585 --> 00:20:37,187
and she became a pillar of salt."
398
00:20:37,188 --> 00:20:41,024
Just when the world thought that
the windows of heaven were closed,
399
00:20:41,025 --> 00:20:44,294
the Lord has granted us a miracle.
400
00:20:44,295 --> 00:20:45,963
And an answer
401
00:20:45,964 --> 00:20:49,099
to life's greatest mystery.
402
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:52,402
Who was this woman, and
why was she so dead-set
403
00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:54,205
about returning to that hellhole?
404
00:20:55,072 --> 00:20:56,940
Without further ado,
405
00:20:56,941 --> 00:20:59,677
I present to you the
first of what I hope to be
406
00:20:59,678 --> 00:21:02,545
many archaeological discoveries
407
00:21:02,546 --> 00:21:05,181
to prove that the Bible
408
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:06,951
is true.
409
00:21:36,281 --> 00:21:37,949
Hallelujah.
410
00:21:39,016 --> 00:21:40,618
Praise the Lord.
411
00:21:41,453 --> 00:21:42,719
Whoo!
412
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,521
Blessed be.
413
00:21:54,399 --> 00:21:57,033
Whoo.
414
00:22:01,105 --> 00:22:03,540
Thank you. Praise God.
415
00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:05,441
Congratulations, Tony.
416
00:22:05,442 --> 00:22:07,011
Impressive turnout today.
417
00:22:07,012 --> 00:22:09,612
Looks like your ministry
is almost relevant again.
418
00:22:09,613 --> 00:22:12,282
Don, this is Dennis Fontaine.
419
00:22:12,283 --> 00:22:14,650
He's from the Friendship Harvest Temple.
420
00:22:14,651 --> 00:22:17,888
- Ah, good to meet ya.
- You know, a funny little piece of trivia
421
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:20,556
- about Mr. Fontaine, he used to be a Satanist.
- Is that right?
422
00:22:20,557 --> 00:22:22,626
Oh, yeah. He was a high priest.
423
00:22:22,627 --> 00:22:24,762
Participated in the orgies, the whole deal.
424
00:22:24,763 --> 00:22:27,630
Then one day he woke up and decided
he was playin' for the wrong team.
425
00:22:27,631 --> 00:22:29,166
Decided to become a Christian.
426
00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:31,467
Quite a discovery you've made here.
427
00:22:31,468 --> 00:22:33,236
Where exactly was it located?
428
00:22:33,237 --> 00:22:36,305
In the Valley of Sittim,
Southern tip of the Dead Sea.
429
00:22:36,306 --> 00:22:38,508
Ah, I'm sure it was.
430
00:22:38,509 --> 00:22:40,310
My colleague Dr. Stanley here
431
00:22:40,311 --> 00:22:42,646
teaches life sciences
at Sioux Valley Vo-Tech.
432
00:22:42,647 --> 00:22:45,215
He was wondering if he could
take a sample back to his lab
433
00:22:45,216 --> 00:22:47,316
for carbon dating purposes?
434
00:22:47,317 --> 00:22:50,754
What makes you think you can carbon
date the wrath of the Almighty?
435
00:22:50,755 --> 00:22:53,724
Besides, anyone with a brain
knows that carbon dating
436
00:22:53,725 --> 00:22:57,194
is completely ineffective when
dealing with mineralized fossil.
437
00:22:57,195 --> 00:22:58,629
The isotopes are rendered useless.
438
00:22:58,630 --> 00:23:00,229
Why don't you leave the science
439
00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:02,398
to the scientists, Mr. Verdean?
440
00:23:02,399 --> 00:23:05,202
Why don't you leave the things
of God in the hands of his people?
441
00:23:05,203 --> 00:23:08,405
Just thought you boys might like some
forensic data to back up your claims.
442
00:23:08,406 --> 00:23:11,742
But I totally understand if
you're skittish about the results.
443
00:23:11,743 --> 00:23:14,610
I think you might be better off
gettin' some of your own lab work done,
444
00:23:14,611 --> 00:23:18,081
make sure your blood ain't loaded
with V.D. from your Satanic orgy days.
445
00:23:18,082 --> 00:23:19,582
Hey, you better watch yourself.
446
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,485
You better watch yourself.
Fontaine, get ahold of
447
00:23:21,486 --> 00:23:24,254
"Planet of the Apes" here.
448
00:23:24,255 --> 00:23:27,523
You put this jackrabbit in a
corner, he's gonna find a way out.
449
00:23:27,524 --> 00:23:29,293
Look, you can avoid the facts all you want,
450
00:23:29,294 --> 00:23:31,527
but sooner or later
people will want the truth.
451
00:23:31,528 --> 00:23:33,731
Get ready for it.
452
00:23:37,634 --> 00:23:40,637
Fontaine!
453
00:23:40,638 --> 00:23:42,738
I know you'd like to take a
sample back to your machine,
454
00:23:42,739 --> 00:23:44,241
but you can find out what it's made of
455
00:23:44,242 --> 00:23:46,110
right now with a good,
old-fashioned lick test.
456
00:23:53,884 --> 00:23:56,386
What in the world was that?
457
00:23:56,387 --> 00:23:59,656
I believe that was some
sort of demonic hiss.
458
00:23:59,657 --> 00:24:02,661
Yo, Don, I'm not so sure that
was a wise move to challenge him.
459
00:24:12,169 --> 00:24:13,603
I don't think
you could have asked
460
00:24:13,604 --> 00:24:15,304
for a better reaction today.
461
00:24:15,305 --> 00:24:17,341
The look on everyone's
faces should be bottled up
462
00:24:17,342 --> 00:24:19,408
and sold as an anti-depressant.
463
00:24:19,409 --> 00:24:20,978
Mm-hmm.
464
00:24:22,514 --> 00:24:25,482
Oh, that Joylinda's a real surprise.
465
00:24:25,483 --> 00:24:29,218
She and Tony are perfect for each other.
466
00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:31,687
It's a shame they can't have any kids.
467
00:24:31,688 --> 00:24:33,823
You know, doctor's
say a woman her age...
468
00:24:33,824 --> 00:24:36,459
she should have plenty of fresh eggs.
469
00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:39,562
What in the world are you jabberin' about?
470
00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:41,831
Oh, I'm sorry.
471
00:24:41,832 --> 00:24:45,569
Seems like that pastor may
have shaken you up a bit.
472
00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:48,571
I've had to deal with vipers
like him my whole life.
473
00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:50,373
Nothin' but bottom-dwellers
474
00:24:50,374 --> 00:24:52,609
tryin' to destroy the work.
475
00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:55,812
Oh, I know, but you just gotta
let it just roll right off you.
476
00:24:55,813 --> 00:24:59,448
Well, now, Carol, you need to learn
your place in this partnership.
477
00:24:59,449 --> 00:25:02,518
And right now I need
you to stay quiet
478
00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:05,222
when I think things through.
479
00:25:08,825 --> 00:25:10,793
You know, in the eight
months that you've known me,
480
00:25:10,794 --> 00:25:13,397
you've never asked me one
thing about my personal life.
481
00:25:13,398 --> 00:25:16,366
I-I-I assumed it was a
professional courtesy,
482
00:25:16,367 --> 00:25:20,204
but now I realize you think of
me as a mindless subordinate.
483
00:25:20,205 --> 00:25:22,206
Now, Carol, that's not true.
484
00:25:22,207 --> 00:25:24,341
I just never thought
you had a personal life.
485
00:25:24,342 --> 00:25:27,311
Well, if you cared to ask...
486
00:25:27,312 --> 00:25:29,815
you'd learn that I have a son in prison.
487
00:25:33,351 --> 00:25:35,552
Carol, I-I-I had no
idea you had a son.
488
00:25:39,890 --> 00:25:42,626
He was my youthful indiscretion.
489
00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:47,965
Sometimes I feel like that French
whore from "Les Misérables."
490
00:25:55,907 --> 00:25:58,075
I'm sorry to hear that.
491
00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:01,745
How'd your son end up in prison?
492
00:26:01,746 --> 00:26:04,648
Well, he
said he was starting to become
493
00:26:04,649 --> 00:26:07,850
a Forest Ranger, but he was
actually growing cannabis
494
00:26:07,851 --> 00:26:10,419
in Zion National Park.
495
00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:11,854
Three tons of it.
496
00:26:11,855 --> 00:26:15,258
Good Lord be, that's some serious weed.
497
00:26:15,259 --> 00:26:17,561
Yeah.
498
00:26:17,562 --> 00:26:19,862
Now he's servin' a 12-year sentence.
499
00:26:19,863 --> 00:26:23,000
It's a heavy burden
for a single mother.
500
00:26:25,902 --> 00:26:28,905
All I've ever wished for that
boy is to have a father figure.
501
00:26:28,906 --> 00:26:31,276
He just needed a dad.
502
00:26:33,878 --> 00:26:36,848
I can't believe you've
shouldered this all by yourself.
503
00:26:37,948 --> 00:26:39,750
My life's just been a train wreck.
504
00:26:41,052 --> 00:26:43,052
But ever since I started workin' for you,
505
00:26:43,053 --> 00:26:46,624
I feel like it's slowly
gettin' back on the right track.
506
00:26:51,996 --> 00:26:55,132
Carol, I want you to know
that I'm here for you.
507
00:26:56,501 --> 00:26:58,368
I'm glad you shared that with me.
508
00:26:58,369 --> 00:27:00,971
I-I know it can't be easy bein' the mother
509
00:27:00,972 --> 00:27:03,907
of a dope slinger, but know that God
510
00:27:03,908 --> 00:27:06,709
can heal even the worst of sinners.
511
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:10,414
He doesn't want anything
to do with that right now.
512
00:27:10,415 --> 00:27:13,684
Well, he'll come 'round.
We'll get that boy saved
513
00:27:13,685 --> 00:27:16,018
if it's the last thing we do.
514
00:27:16,019 --> 00:27:18,421
Now have a bite of your bacon.
515
00:27:23,026 --> 00:27:24,761
Gotta have your protein.
516
00:27:24,762 --> 00:27:26,662
Praise God.
517
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,435
Donald, I'm gonna go ahead
and swing for the fences
518
00:27:31,436 --> 00:27:32,668
with this one, all right?
519
00:27:32,669 --> 00:27:34,737
We're battin' 1,000, so why not?
520
00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:37,040
Lot's wife has gone over like gangbusters,
521
00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:38,708
and we cannot succumb to a sophomore slump.
522
00:27:38,709 --> 00:27:40,476
We need to come correct.
523
00:27:40,477 --> 00:27:43,080
I think the very next
artifact we go after,
524
00:27:43,081 --> 00:27:46,084
Ark of the Covenant.
525
00:27:48,052 --> 00:27:50,353
Well, that's a great idea, Tony, but, uh,
526
00:27:50,354 --> 00:27:51,888
we already know where she is.
527
00:27:51,889 --> 00:27:54,023
We do?
528
00:27:54,024 --> 00:27:56,959
- Where?
- Ethiopia.
529
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,527
It's rested there for hundreds of years
530
00:27:58,528 --> 00:28:00,897
at the church of Our
Lady Mary of Zion in Axum.
531
00:28:00,898 --> 00:28:04,501
It's watched over by a
single guardian monk 24/7.
532
00:28:04,502 --> 00:28:06,605
Does this monk know martial arts?
533
00:28:07,671 --> 00:28:09,939
Tell me this, is there anything into
534
00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:12,609
tryin' to strike up some sort of
friendship with this monk fella?
535
00:28:12,610 --> 00:28:14,610
Convince him to bring
the Ark over here?
536
00:28:14,611 --> 00:28:16,146
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
537
00:28:16,147 --> 00:28:18,381
Years ago, I tried to make
small talk with the fellow
538
00:28:18,382 --> 00:28:21,685
when he came up for air... not a good idea.
539
00:28:21,686 --> 00:28:24,053
Besides, if anyone actually sees the Ark,
540
00:28:24,054 --> 00:28:25,821
they will implode.
541
00:28:25,822 --> 00:28:29,024
Whoo. Well, that sounds
like that would suck.
542
00:28:29,025 --> 00:28:30,894
Frankincense.
543
00:28:32,028 --> 00:28:33,863
Penicillin.
544
00:28:33,864 --> 00:28:36,733
Sweetheart, those are wonderful
ideas, they really are,
545
00:28:36,734 --> 00:28:39,535
but, uh, we don't need
to waste Don's time
546
00:28:39,536 --> 00:28:41,838
findin' penicillin, baby,
547
00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:44,408
'cause we are... the
world has that already.
548
00:28:44,409 --> 00:28:47,610
What about a scuba expedition
to the bottom of the Red Sea?
549
00:28:47,611 --> 00:28:50,013
Search for the remains of Pharaoh's army?
550
00:28:50,014 --> 00:28:52,849
Gold chariots, breastplates, and the like?
551
00:28:52,850 --> 00:28:56,686
Well, the Red Sea's roughly
170,000 square miles of open water.
552
00:28:56,687 --> 00:28:58,821
I'm not sure I'd know where to begin.
553
00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:00,623
Well, I'll tell you where to begin, Don.
554
00:29:00,624 --> 00:29:03,025
- Faith.
- You got me there.
555
00:29:03,026 --> 00:29:07,097
But dredging the ocean floor's an operation
that's way out of our budget range.
556
00:29:07,098 --> 00:29:10,966
I'd say our current resources are
best suited for land excavation.
557
00:29:10,967 --> 00:29:12,869
Don, this is hard.
558
00:29:12,870 --> 00:29:15,772
Oh, this is tough. I
got a jumble of thoughts
559
00:29:15,773 --> 00:29:17,440
just going on like there's a fog.
560
00:29:17,441 --> 00:29:19,877
Like Lucifer has farted inside my brain.
561
00:29:21,144 --> 00:29:22,712
Well, what sort of, uh,
562
00:29:22,713 --> 00:29:24,553
artifacts do you think
will be more reasonable?
563
00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:29,054
Well, there's one object
that's eluded me for years.
564
00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:32,789
I'm goin' after...
565
00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:35,193
the Goliath skull.
566
00:29:36,194 --> 00:29:37,862
That is brilliant.
567
00:29:38,662 --> 00:29:40,030
Goliath's skull.
568
00:29:40,031 --> 00:29:43,733
Don, I'm gonna get you some SkyMiles
569
00:29:43,734 --> 00:29:46,805
and we're gonna get you to Israel.
570
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,907
You know about the road to Jericho?
571
00:29:50,908 --> 00:29:53,109
- No, I don't.
- Well, it's a long story.
572
00:29:53,110 --> 00:29:55,678
I don't want to get into it right
now, but the Valley of Kidron
573
00:29:55,679 --> 00:29:58,849
and the Valley of Josaphat...
I'm stuck between left and right.
574
00:30:21,671 --> 00:30:24,006
So, Carol, is this your first time
575
00:30:24,007 --> 00:30:26,210
in the Valley of Elah?
576
00:30:31,047 --> 00:30:35,051
Okay, right now we're
standing in the very creek bed
577
00:30:35,052 --> 00:30:38,522
where David collected his five stones.
578
00:30:38,523 --> 00:30:43,126
That means the Philistine army
would have camped over here
579
00:30:43,127 --> 00:30:45,594
and the Israelites would have camped...
580
00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:47,597
over there.
581
00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:49,099
Yeah.
582
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:51,635
Yeah. Yeah.
583
00:30:51,636 --> 00:30:53,171
Yeah.
584
00:31:10,921 --> 00:31:12,621
Military protocol of the day
585
00:31:12,622 --> 00:31:14,323
would put David and Goliath somewhere
586
00:31:14,324 --> 00:31:16,860
right here in the middle.
587
00:31:16,861 --> 00:31:19,094
To pinpoint a more exact location,
588
00:31:19,095 --> 00:31:20,696
you go stand over there, Boaz.
589
00:31:20,697 --> 00:31:23,166
Let's see how this thing
would've played out.
590
00:31:26,704 --> 00:31:29,841
You better not sling that rock at me, Don.
591
00:31:30,841 --> 00:31:32,309
This will give us a general area
592
00:31:32,310 --> 00:31:35,844
of where they might have buried the skull.
593
00:31:35,845 --> 00:31:40,617
Hold that shovel above your
head so I have about six cubits.
594
00:31:40,618 --> 00:31:43,753
Now, if I'm David, I'm
thinkin', "I've got to swing
595
00:31:43,754 --> 00:31:46,590
this contraption as hard as I can.
596
00:31:46,591 --> 00:31:49,258
I'm probably only gonna
get one chance at this."
597
00:31:49,259 --> 00:31:51,761
And then David begins to pray
598
00:31:51,762 --> 00:31:53,263
for a kill shot right between
599
00:31:53,264 --> 00:31:56,733
the Philistine's eyes.
600
00:31:56,734 --> 00:31:58,200
Carol!
601
00:31:58,201 --> 00:32:00,270
Carol!
602
00:32:00,271 --> 00:32:02,171
Are you all right?
603
00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:05,207
- You hit her in the uterus, Don.
- I am so sorry, Carol.
604
00:32:05,208 --> 00:32:08,011
The sling just fell apart on me
605
00:32:08,012 --> 00:32:10,746
it's... it's... it's clearly
not a reliable weapon.
606
00:32:10,747 --> 00:32:12,849
- Can you breathe?
- Yeah.
607
00:32:12,850 --> 00:32:15,586
Well, let's all gather
'round for a word of prayer.
608
00:32:16,387 --> 00:32:18,156
Okay.
609
00:32:22,159 --> 00:32:24,660
Dear Lord, we are indeed grateful
610
00:32:24,661 --> 00:32:26,096
that Carol's flesh was not harmed.
611
00:32:26,097 --> 00:32:27,897
Bless her with renewed vigor.
612
00:32:27,898 --> 00:32:31,767
We pray, Lord, that when I throw
this river stone in the air,
613
00:32:31,768 --> 00:32:34,004
that it may land in the general area
614
00:32:34,005 --> 00:32:36,171
of where we should begin to dig,
615
00:32:36,172 --> 00:32:39,208
that we might be able to locate the remains
616
00:32:39,209 --> 00:32:40,944
of that heartless Philistine.
617
00:32:40,945 --> 00:32:44,482
Yay, even Goliath. Amen.
618
00:32:47,284 --> 00:32:49,319
All right, there she is.
619
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,155
Let's start diggin'.
620
00:33:07,405 --> 00:33:09,673
"Remember, my child, I
never said it would be easy,
621
00:33:09,674 --> 00:33:11,142
I only said it would be worth it."
622
00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:14,878
Our Lord and Savior said that.
623
00:33:14,879 --> 00:33:16,879
I know you people don't
respect him as a deity,
624
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,815
so I figured you may have missed
one of his best one-liners.
625
00:33:24,988 --> 00:33:28,190
Hey! Hey!
626
00:33:30,093 --> 00:33:31,327
Stay cool, I'll handle this.
627
00:33:33,229 --> 00:33:35,632
Shabbat shalom.
628
00:33:37,435 --> 00:33:39,936
- Mazel tov. Mazel tov.
- He says it's illegal to dig here.
629
00:33:39,937 --> 00:33:42,405
Why are you digging here?
630
00:33:42,406 --> 00:33:44,006
He said, "Shut your face, you."
631
00:33:44,007 --> 00:33:45,809
Hey!
632
00:33:47,178 --> 00:33:48,777
Well, I was told to pack a shovel
633
00:33:48,778 --> 00:33:51,414
when touring these parts
in case of inclement bowels.
634
00:33:51,415 --> 00:33:52,881
No toilets anywhere.
635
00:33:55,419 --> 00:33:56,985
He says you can't come here
636
00:33:56,986 --> 00:33:59,188
to our country and bury your caca.
637
00:34:05,763 --> 00:34:07,429
You need a government permit to dig here.
638
00:34:12,436 --> 00:34:14,938
If we don't put it back, everybody to jail.
639
00:34:14,939 --> 00:34:16,371
Move!
640
00:34:16,372 --> 00:34:18,141
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
641
00:34:18,142 --> 00:34:21,411
There's no need for that.
642
00:34:21,412 --> 00:34:24,047
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
643
00:34:25,883 --> 00:34:29,252
We will return everything
to exactly the way it was
644
00:34:29,253 --> 00:34:30,920
and be on our way.
645
00:34:32,889 --> 00:34:34,290
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
646
00:34:34,291 --> 00:34:36,995
Thank you.
647
00:35:02,787 --> 00:35:06,322
- This is Don.
- Don, it's Tony. How are ya?
648
00:35:06,323 --> 00:35:09,192
I'm good, Tony, I'm really... I'm good.
649
00:35:09,193 --> 00:35:11,995
How's everything goin' there? I just
really wanted to check up on your progress.
650
00:35:11,996 --> 00:35:13,797
You know, people are
chompin' at the bit here
651
00:35:13,798 --> 00:35:15,197
to see the head of that Philistine.
652
00:35:15,198 --> 00:35:17,967
Well, Tony, I...
653
00:35:17,968 --> 00:35:21,170
- we're gettin' close.
- Yeah, you think you'll be able
654
00:35:21,171 --> 00:35:22,806
to wrap it up there in the next day or two?
655
00:35:22,807 --> 00:35:24,809
I know your return trip is on Friday.
656
00:35:26,910 --> 00:35:30,480
Praise God, I think there's an 80% chance.
657
00:35:30,481 --> 00:35:33,982
Those odds have me a little worried, Don.
658
00:35:33,983 --> 00:35:36,819
Well, we've already
located the burial site.
659
00:35:36,820 --> 00:35:39,054
At this point, it's
just a matter of digging.
660
00:35:39,055 --> 00:35:41,123
Hmm. Okay.
661
00:35:41,124 --> 00:35:43,192
Well, I gotta be honest with you, Don,
662
00:35:43,193 --> 00:35:44,927
we need that skull.
663
00:35:44,928 --> 00:35:48,431
The fate of thousands
of people's very souls
664
00:35:48,432 --> 00:35:51,100
- are in the balance here.
- I understand that.
665
00:35:51,101 --> 00:35:53,837
I mean, their fate is... is
barely hangin' on by a thread.
666
00:35:53,838 --> 00:35:55,337
If they do not have this second witness,
667
00:35:55,338 --> 00:35:57,005
we could lose these people forever.
668
00:35:57,006 --> 00:35:58,810
Can you imagine that?
669
00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:02,110
I promise you, I will not return
670
00:36:02,111 --> 00:36:05,181
until I have Goliath's head in my carryon.
671
00:36:05,182 --> 00:36:07,951
All right. Well, I never doubted you, Don.
672
00:36:07,952 --> 00:36:09,853
Why don't you go ahead
and get some shut eye?
673
00:36:09,854 --> 00:36:12,054
I'm sure it's pretty late
over there in the Holy Land.
674
00:36:12,055 --> 00:36:13,922
Will do, Tony. Thank you.
675
00:36:13,923 --> 00:36:15,324
God speed. Good night to you.
676
00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:13,551
Come on, now.
677
00:37:19,356 --> 00:37:21,826
Please don't be cremated.
678
00:38:17,514 --> 00:38:21,984
Dear Lord, please forgive
me for what I'm about to do.
679
00:38:21,985 --> 00:38:25,989
And I know that someday
this man will be resurrected
680
00:38:25,990 --> 00:38:28,257
and his members will be made whole again.
681
00:38:28,258 --> 00:38:32,362
Until that day comes,
I pray that his remains
682
00:38:32,363 --> 00:38:34,230
will be put to good use
683
00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:37,400
and bring You many new souls unto Thee.
684
00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:39,403
Amen.
685
00:40:24,207 --> 00:40:27,542
- Hello?
- Carol, I need you to wake up.
686
00:40:27,543 --> 00:40:29,479
I'm up.
687
00:40:31,548 --> 00:40:33,516
I was wrong about
our location yesterday.
688
00:40:33,517 --> 00:40:35,417
They never would've
buried Goliath there.
689
00:40:35,418 --> 00:40:36,886
It's just too obvious.
690
00:40:36,887 --> 00:40:39,355
That police officer yesterday was God's way
691
00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:41,757
of telling us that we
were on the wrong path.
692
00:40:41,758 --> 00:40:44,127
Well, where could it be, then?
693
00:40:44,128 --> 00:40:47,464
Praise God, we'll find out.
694
00:40:55,305 --> 00:40:56,873
What is this place?
695
00:40:56,874 --> 00:40:58,574
This is the ancient village of Gath.
696
00:40:58,575 --> 00:41:00,442
Goliath's birthplace.
697
00:41:00,443 --> 00:41:03,212
We all need to keep our eyes
peeled for any natural landmarks...
698
00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:06,781
a... a monument of sorts.
699
00:41:06,782 --> 00:41:08,985
What about that monolith right there?
700
00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:12,623
- What monolith?
- Right there.
701
00:41:16,325 --> 00:41:19,529
That's not a bad idea.
702
00:41:19,530 --> 00:41:21,665
All right, boys, let's head over there.
703
00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:25,368
Good thinkin' there, Carol.
704
00:41:25,369 --> 00:41:27,904
You have really great ideas, Carol.
705
00:41:32,508 --> 00:41:34,576
All right, Carol, this is your call.
706
00:41:34,577 --> 00:41:37,380
You take the lead on this one.
707
00:41:37,381 --> 00:41:39,714
Well, to me,
708
00:41:39,715 --> 00:41:41,417
this monolith represents
709
00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:43,652
the physical strength of Goliath.
710
00:41:43,653 --> 00:41:45,955
So, it only makes sense
that they would've used
711
00:41:45,956 --> 00:41:48,723
something like this as a grave marker.
712
00:41:48,724 --> 00:41:50,493
Dang, you're a natural.
713
00:41:50,494 --> 00:41:52,930
Where should we start digging?
714
00:41:54,865 --> 00:41:56,799
Right here.
715
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,601
All right, boys, you heard the lady.
716
00:41:58,602 --> 00:41:59,803
Let's get to it.
717
00:42:01,371 --> 00:42:03,471
Everyone be careful. Most Philistine graves
718
00:42:03,472 --> 00:42:05,507
in this region are quite shallow.
719
00:42:05,508 --> 00:42:06,875
That being said, let's dig fast.
720
00:42:06,876 --> 00:42:09,078
Don't want any looky-loos showin' up.
721
00:42:15,651 --> 00:42:17,120
Don.
722
00:42:18,689 --> 00:42:20,522
I hit something.
723
00:42:20,523 --> 00:42:22,357
Okay. Ho, ho, ho... everyone stop.
724
00:42:22,358 --> 00:42:24,694
- Where is it?
- Right there.
725
00:42:29,633 --> 00:42:32,603
Carol, can you hand me
that brush from my kit?
726
00:42:34,771 --> 00:42:38,074
- I can see a chunk of bone.
- Let's not get carried away.
727
00:42:44,347 --> 00:42:46,382
Ooh! Is that the dome of a skull?!
728
00:42:46,383 --> 00:42:48,650
Phew. Certainly appears that way.
729
00:42:48,651 --> 00:42:50,888
Wow.
730
00:42:53,289 --> 00:42:54,889
Carol, would you do the honors?
731
00:42:54,890 --> 00:42:56,826
No, I'm afraid I'll break it. You do it.
732
00:42:56,827 --> 00:42:58,694
All right, next time.
733
00:42:58,695 --> 00:43:00,498
Get that bag ready.
734
00:43:09,439 --> 00:43:11,609
Oh, my God.
735
00:43:14,577 --> 00:43:16,679
I don't believe it. That's...
736
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,082
the skull of Goliath.
737
00:43:19,615 --> 00:43:22,784
Hey! Hey! T-these guys just
found the skull of Goliath!
738
00:43:22,785 --> 00:43:24,622
All right. Let's get out of here.
739
00:43:33,963 --> 00:43:35,964
Can I come in, Don?
740
00:43:35,965 --> 00:43:38,268
Sure. What can I do you for?
741
00:43:42,372 --> 00:43:45,841
I was just thinking about the
incredible discovery we made today.
742
00:43:45,842 --> 00:43:48,710
Another big win for Christianity, huh?
743
00:43:48,711 --> 00:43:50,446
Your people, too.
744
00:43:50,447 --> 00:43:52,348
You should be proud of
yourself. Shalom.
745
00:43:52,349 --> 00:43:54,949
Your shovel made first contact.
746
00:43:54,950 --> 00:43:56,851
I guess you're right.
747
00:43:56,852 --> 00:44:00,556
I just found it a
little strange that...
748
00:44:00,557 --> 00:44:02,424
we found the skull
749
00:44:02,425 --> 00:44:05,728
in the very first place we started digging.
750
00:44:05,729 --> 00:44:08,998
My brother and I both agree
that that ground felt very soft.
751
00:44:08,999 --> 00:44:12,734
Almost like somebody had already dug it up.
752
00:44:12,735 --> 00:44:15,438
I'm sure you can guess where
I'm going with this, Don.
753
00:44:15,439 --> 00:44:17,772
No, Boaz. Actually, I don't.
754
00:44:17,773 --> 00:44:21,743
Oh, don't you? It just seemed a
bit convenient, don't you think?
755
00:44:21,744 --> 00:44:25,413
What we experienced today is
nothing short of a miracle.
756
00:44:25,414 --> 00:44:28,083
Don't ever forget that.
God has always said,
757
00:44:28,084 --> 00:44:30,719
"My ways are not your ways."
758
00:44:34,523 --> 00:44:36,692
- Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
- What the hell?
759
00:44:36,693 --> 00:44:38,761
- Hey, hey, hey. Mind your business.
- What is wrong with you?!
760
00:44:38,762 --> 00:44:40,763
You sick, sick man, Don.
761
00:44:40,764 --> 00:44:43,866
Easy, now, Boaz. Let's... let's
talk about this, all right?
762
00:44:43,867 --> 00:44:45,368
No, there's nothing to talk about.
763
00:44:45,369 --> 00:44:46,935
You're a grave robbing creep!
764
00:44:46,936 --> 00:44:50,538
Dismembering the head
of Johnny Jerusalem?!
765
00:44:50,539 --> 00:44:52,708
Johnny Jerusalem is a hero here!
766
00:44:52,709 --> 00:44:55,411
Listen to me now, Boaz!
767
00:44:55,412 --> 00:44:57,380
I was always gonna put him back.
768
00:44:57,381 --> 00:44:59,047
Give him the proper hero's burial,
769
00:44:59,048 --> 00:45:02,384
but you need to understand
why I had to do this.
770
00:45:02,385 --> 00:45:05,554
I-I-I'm doin' it for
the good of everyone.
771
00:45:05,555 --> 00:45:08,591
I should report you to
the authorities right now.
772
00:45:08,592 --> 00:45:10,926
Let's not be rash here.
773
00:45:10,927 --> 00:45:14,163
I'm sure there's somethin'
we can work out between us.
774
00:45:14,164 --> 00:45:15,797
You trying to bribe me, Don?
775
00:45:15,798 --> 00:45:18,167
I don't want your filthy luka.
776
00:45:18,168 --> 00:45:20,703
Well, wh... what do you want?
777
00:45:22,572 --> 00:45:24,540
I want to come to the States.
778
00:45:24,541 --> 00:45:27,842
I want to live the
American Dream for a while.
779
00:45:27,843 --> 00:45:31,114
And get a Pontiac.
780
00:45:32,448 --> 00:45:34,817
And I want the Levi's jeans,
781
00:45:34,818 --> 00:45:37,819
acid wash, super taper.
782
00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:40,889
Like John Stamos.
783
00:45:40,890 --> 00:45:44,592
I want a wife, Don. I'm lonely here.
784
00:45:44,593 --> 00:45:47,830
She has to be gentle
785
00:45:47,831 --> 00:45:52,667
and sweet and hot like stripper.
786
00:45:52,668 --> 00:45:55,438
Well, that can be arranged.
787
00:45:55,439 --> 00:45:56,971
But on one condition, now.
788
00:45:56,972 --> 00:45:59,507
I need you to bear
witness to the skull.
789
00:45:59,508 --> 00:46:02,645
You're gonna have to be
a part of this for a bit.
790
00:46:02,646 --> 00:46:04,513
Maybe even share how the experience
791
00:46:04,514 --> 00:46:06,748
has caused you to consider Christianity,
792
00:46:06,749 --> 00:46:09,585
but you're still on the
fence about the whole ordeal.
793
00:46:09,586 --> 00:46:13,656
Christians love hearin' that
thing from a real-live Jew.
794
00:46:13,657 --> 00:46:17,227
What do you say? Do we have a deal?
795
00:46:22,499 --> 00:46:25,835
You better start lining up
some hot chicks for me, Don.
796
00:46:26,769 --> 00:46:28,705
Amen.
797
00:46:48,124 --> 00:46:50,759
Hey, t-these guys
just found the skull of Goliath!
798
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,261
Let's get out of here.
799
00:46:52,262 --> 00:46:54,496
One of those tourists
uploaded it this morning.
800
00:46:54,497 --> 00:46:56,531
It already has over 1,000 views.
801
00:46:56,532 --> 00:46:58,766
Let's hope the authorities don't
see it before we're airborne.
802
00:46:58,767 --> 00:47:00,636
Put that away.
803
00:47:00,637 --> 00:47:03,638
They got a lot of undercovers
on these Jew planes.
804
00:47:06,108 --> 00:47:07,942
Stick it below the seat in front of ya.
805
00:47:07,943 --> 00:47:10,012
Sorry, Carol.
806
00:47:11,881 --> 00:47:13,882
Keep a close eye on it. Be gentle, now.
807
00:47:19,789 --> 00:47:21,959
I think it's broken.
808
00:47:25,227 --> 00:47:28,864
If Satan can get in there and get
you to start your day off wrong,
809
00:47:28,865 --> 00:47:31,065
he's gonna do it. Trust me.
810
00:47:31,066 --> 00:47:33,801
And he's gonna do it
through breakfast cereal.
811
00:47:33,802 --> 00:47:35,804
Kay?
812
00:47:35,805 --> 00:47:38,841
Listen to some of the deviant
names of these cereals.
813
00:47:38,842 --> 00:47:42,076
Grape-Nuts.
814
00:47:42,077 --> 00:47:44,078
Grape-Nuts!
815
00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:46,315
Nice try, Satan.
816
00:47:46,316 --> 00:47:49,618
Nuts, testicles.
817
00:47:49,619 --> 00:47:52,987
Come on. Don't get that image
in my head in the morning.
818
00:47:52,988 --> 00:47:55,991
Banana Nut Crunch.
819
00:47:55,992 --> 00:47:58,594
Yeah, we know what the nuts
are, we've established that.
820
00:47:58,595 --> 00:48:00,763
Bananas?
821
00:48:00,764 --> 00:48:02,864
We know what that is.
822
00:48:02,865 --> 00:48:04,433
It's a penis.
823
00:48:05,936 --> 00:48:08,002
Well, I'm here to tell you
that each and every time
824
00:48:08,003 --> 00:48:10,572
you spoon into a bowl of Lucky Charms,
825
00:48:10,573 --> 00:48:14,909
you might as well be partaking
of Lucifer's sacrament.
826
00:48:14,910 --> 00:48:17,279
I mean, come on!
827
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:21,150
Turn it around! Let's get God cereal in ya!
828
00:48:21,151 --> 00:48:23,985
Start the day off with a
little God in your life.
829
00:48:23,986 --> 00:48:25,888
You know what I eat?
830
00:48:25,889 --> 00:48:28,022
I eat Life.
831
00:48:28,023 --> 00:48:30,359
I eat Raisin Bran.
832
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,995
I eat Special K.
833
00:48:32,996 --> 00:48:34,996
Right? Special K.
834
00:48:34,997 --> 00:48:37,098
Come... come
right now. It's on TV.
835
00:48:37,099 --> 00:48:39,000
Oh. Brothers and sisters,
836
00:48:39,001 --> 00:48:41,404
let's all take a 15-minute recess.
837
00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:49,145
Fontaine, I'm tellin' you, you
could really be screwed here, man.
838
00:48:52,916 --> 00:48:55,917
Ladies and
gentlemen, members of the press,
839
00:48:55,918 --> 00:48:57,920
at this time, I would
like to introduce to you
840
00:48:57,921 --> 00:49:00,121
the people sitting here to my left.
841
00:49:00,122 --> 00:49:03,625
First we have Boaz Yohalem,
842
00:49:03,626 --> 00:49:06,194
field supervisor and Israeli national.
843
00:49:06,195 --> 00:49:07,962
Next to him Carol Jensen,
844
00:49:07,963 --> 00:49:09,964
chief research assistant.
845
00:49:09,965 --> 00:49:11,833
And, finally,
846
00:49:11,834 --> 00:49:14,402
world-famous archaeologist,
Donald Verdean.
847
00:49:14,403 --> 00:49:18,107
Mr. Verdean is also
the president and CEO
848
00:49:18,108 --> 00:49:22,076
of BibleQuest Enterprises,
headquartered in Duchesne, Utah.
849
00:49:22,077 --> 00:49:24,313
Now, at this time, I'd
like to hand the floor over
850
00:49:24,314 --> 00:49:26,348
to Mr. Verdean so he can share with you
851
00:49:26,349 --> 00:49:28,884
the evidence of his latest find.
852
00:49:28,885 --> 00:49:31,020
I'm gonna book you a massage right now.
853
00:49:33,023 --> 00:49:34,355
Earlier this month
854
00:49:34,356 --> 00:49:36,158
on a routine dig in Israel,
855
00:49:36,159 --> 00:49:38,661
Miss Jensen, Mr. Yohalem
856
00:49:38,662 --> 00:49:40,395
and myself unearthed the remains
857
00:49:40,396 --> 00:49:42,964
of a very large human skull
858
00:49:42,965 --> 00:49:44,400
containing a river stone
859
00:49:44,401 --> 00:49:47,402
embedded in the frontonasal suture.
860
00:49:47,403 --> 00:49:49,672
This discovery was made in Gath,
861
00:49:49,673 --> 00:49:52,341
the ancient birthplace of Goliath.
862
00:49:52,342 --> 00:49:55,677
And I'm gonna quit talkin' about it
863
00:49:55,678 --> 00:49:57,446
and let you be the judge.
864
00:50:03,787 --> 00:50:06,121
- Mr. Verdean, how tall was he?
- Question. Question.
865
00:50:06,122 --> 00:50:07,255
- Over here.
- Question right here, Mr. Verdean.
866
00:50:07,256 --> 00:50:08,723
I want you to find the home addresses
867
00:50:08,724 --> 00:50:11,125
of everyone involved in this broadcast.
868
00:50:11,126 --> 00:50:12,995
And I want you to go to their homes
869
00:50:12,996 --> 00:50:15,998
and put a dead dog in
each one of their cars.
870
00:50:15,999 --> 00:50:18,000
First question, right over here.
871
00:50:18,001 --> 00:50:19,400
How do you respond to critics
872
00:50:19,401 --> 00:50:22,237
who claim this is all a big hoax?
873
00:50:22,238 --> 00:50:23,739
Well, I invite critics everywhere
874
00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:25,473
to take a good, hard look at the evidence
875
00:50:25,474 --> 00:50:28,143
and, uh, make a decision.
876
00:50:28,144 --> 00:50:31,746
Bone shavings from the skull
will soon be taken to the lab
877
00:50:31,747 --> 00:50:33,348
for radio carbon analysis.
878
00:50:33,349 --> 00:50:36,719
So you see, it's all scientific.
879
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,786
Tell them the truth, Don.
880
00:50:41,423 --> 00:50:43,693
What?
881
00:50:45,128 --> 00:50:48,065
I think you should really tell the truth.
882
00:50:52,434 --> 00:50:55,170
Tell them how we were chased
883
00:50:55,171 --> 00:50:58,940
by three al-Qaeda
guys on "motorcyc-les."
884
00:51:01,910 --> 00:51:05,179
Oh, yeah, well, I-I tried
to forget about that.
885
00:51:05,180 --> 00:51:09,352
- It was, uh...
- Will you please tell us about this run-in with al-Qaeda?
886
00:51:10,186 --> 00:51:11,386
Uh...
887
00:51:12,889 --> 00:51:14,822
well, yes, as you already know
888
00:51:14,823 --> 00:51:17,826
word of our discovery spread
quickly and not 10 minutes after
889
00:51:17,827 --> 00:51:19,460
we were on the road with the skull,
890
00:51:19,461 --> 00:51:23,464
we were followed by three
masked men on motorcycles...
891
00:51:23,465 --> 00:51:25,199
With AK-47s.
892
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,502
...with AK-47s. Uh...
893
00:51:27,503 --> 00:51:29,505
I immediately took evasive action
894
00:51:29,506 --> 00:51:31,773
and I knocked all three
of them off the road.
895
00:51:31,774 --> 00:51:35,476
What al-Qaeda would want with the skull
896
00:51:35,477 --> 00:51:38,313
of a Philistine, I have no idea.
897
00:51:38,314 --> 00:51:40,348
They're possibly cloning
898
00:51:40,349 --> 00:51:44,085
an army of giant al-Qaeda guys.
899
00:51:44,086 --> 00:51:46,087
Uh...
900
00:51:46,088 --> 00:51:48,290
What makes you think
they were from al-Qaeda?
901
00:51:49,793 --> 00:51:51,560
Well, I've received numerous death threats
902
00:51:51,561 --> 00:51:54,228
since the incident that, uh...
903
00:51:54,229 --> 00:51:56,397
confirm they were indeed
904
00:51:56,398 --> 00:51:59,635
al-Qaeda operatives.
905
00:52:01,236 --> 00:52:04,172
Indeed they had... were
wearing those crazy hats.
906
00:52:04,173 --> 00:52:07,308
- Thank you, Dan.
- Now, I tell ya, if I had my druthers,
907
00:52:07,309 --> 00:52:09,812
the very next thing
we'd be goin' after...
908
00:52:09,813 --> 00:52:12,114
the wreckage of Noah's vessel.
909
00:52:12,115 --> 00:52:14,850
I'm not talkin' about the Ark, there
was this... an earlier prototype.
910
00:52:14,851 --> 00:52:16,518
It's more of a recreational vehicle.
911
00:52:16,519 --> 00:52:20,054
I believe his boys wrecked
it across a rocky shore
912
00:52:20,055 --> 00:52:21,522
when they were gallivanting one evening.
913
00:52:21,523 --> 00:52:23,391
If I can put that piece
of the puzzle together,
914
00:52:23,392 --> 00:52:26,527
I can finally close the door
on all this dinosaur nonsense,
915
00:52:26,528 --> 00:52:28,529
prove that that stuff never existed.
916
00:52:28,530 --> 00:52:30,531
Just a hodgepodge of
different reptilian bones.
917
00:52:30,532 --> 00:52:33,000
I'm sure if you're
familiar with the old, uh,
918
00:52:33,001 --> 00:52:35,370
'80s cartoon "Vultron."
919
00:52:35,371 --> 00:52:37,105
Familiar with that? I believe they were
920
00:52:37,106 --> 00:52:38,507
crime-fighters of some nature.
921
00:52:38,508 --> 00:52:40,275
They all had their own machines,
922
00:52:40,276 --> 00:52:43,145
but together the machines
would form a giant machine.
923
00:52:43,146 --> 00:52:46,080
And I do believe that that
is what we can discover.
924
00:52:46,081 --> 00:52:47,616
That these bones, these relics,
925
00:52:47,617 --> 00:52:49,884
they're just like a little
Vultron of reptilians.
926
00:52:49,885 --> 00:52:53,955
It was all tiny ones kinda
fell together to form something
927
00:52:53,956 --> 00:52:55,758
that looks like a creature.
928
00:52:58,026 --> 00:53:02,063
- Have I lost ya?
- Appreciate you bein' here.
929
00:53:02,064 --> 00:53:03,531
Right.
930
00:53:03,532 --> 00:53:05,568
Well...
931
00:53:07,470 --> 00:53:10,471
Hey, Carol. How you holdin' up?
932
00:53:10,472 --> 00:53:12,440
Boy, I'm sure you're not used to
933
00:53:12,441 --> 00:53:13,875
this much limelight, though.
934
00:53:13,876 --> 00:53:15,576
You really glowed up there today.
935
00:53:15,577 --> 00:53:17,645
Stop it, Don.
936
00:53:17,646 --> 00:53:21,049
Did you plan that
publicity stunt with Boaz?
937
00:53:21,050 --> 00:53:23,585
What? No, no, no.
938
00:53:23,586 --> 00:53:25,453
Because I would like to
be forewarned the next time
939
00:53:25,454 --> 00:53:28,491
you decide to lie to the
entire Christian nation.
940
00:53:32,327 --> 00:53:33,962
Carol, I-I'm... I'm sorry,
941
00:53:33,963 --> 00:53:36,931
but Boaz caught me totally off-guard.
942
00:53:36,932 --> 00:53:38,500
I-I-I didn't
know what to say,
943
00:53:38,501 --> 00:53:40,368
so I just rolled with it.
944
00:53:40,369 --> 00:53:43,438
But I sure as heck didn't
ask him to lie for me.
945
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:46,574
Well, you know, in life I had to learn
946
00:53:46,575 --> 00:53:49,210
that sometimes the small untruths
947
00:53:49,211 --> 00:53:51,112
are necessary for the greater good.
948
00:53:51,113 --> 00:53:53,080
My sentiments exactly.
949
00:53:53,081 --> 00:53:55,951
But you know the second those
lies hurt the ones you love,
950
00:53:55,952 --> 00:53:58,321
the sin is on you.
951
00:54:03,258 --> 00:54:07,496
He also was in the Masad training
program for about three months.
952
00:54:07,497 --> 00:54:10,364
Weapons training,
counter-intelligence,
953
00:54:10,365 --> 00:54:12,366
making booby-traps,
954
00:54:12,367 --> 00:54:14,469
- kicking...
- Would you excuse us for just a moment?
955
00:54:14,470 --> 00:54:15,703
I just want to talk
956
00:54:15,704 --> 00:54:18,005
to Dr. Yohalum for a second.
957
00:54:18,006 --> 00:54:19,975
- I'm just talking to the lady about the...
- Yes. Yes.
958
00:54:19,976 --> 00:54:22,109
What in the Sam Hill were
you thinkin' in there?!
959
00:54:22,110 --> 00:54:24,379
Al-Qaeda, Boaz?! Cloning?!
960
00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:27,549
You don't know a damn heck thing
about the media, do you, Don?
961
00:54:27,550 --> 00:54:30,518
I was saving you up
there! You were suffering.
962
00:54:30,519 --> 00:54:34,121
Those people were bored, they were yawning.
963
00:54:34,122 --> 00:54:36,525
They couldn't give a rat's butthole
964
00:54:36,526 --> 00:54:40,194
about your Goliath skull
until I mentioned al-Qaeda.
965
00:54:40,195 --> 00:54:41,996
We're front page news now.
966
00:54:41,997 --> 00:54:43,998
Everybody wants a piece of us.
967
00:54:43,999 --> 00:54:47,703
Piece of you. Piece of
me. Piece of all of us.
968
00:54:47,704 --> 00:54:49,737
This is my operation, Boaz.
969
00:54:49,738 --> 00:54:52,641
Anything you say or do
need to run by me first!
970
00:54:52,642 --> 00:54:55,743
- You understand?
- Do you understand that we're partners now?
971
00:54:55,744 --> 00:54:59,580
I've started drumming up some
business from some new clients.
972
00:54:59,581 --> 00:55:04,152
- What?!
- We should cut bait with this... this Tony guy.
973
00:55:04,153 --> 00:55:08,556
We could be making serious
luka from big-time collectors.
974
00:55:08,557 --> 00:55:11,426
No, no, no, no. Hold on.
That's not why I do this.
975
00:55:11,427 --> 00:55:15,330
A Chinese billionaire
emailed me two minutes ago.
976
00:55:15,331 --> 00:55:17,565
He wants to finance us.
977
00:55:17,566 --> 00:55:20,569
I told him we're onto something big, Don.
978
00:55:20,570 --> 00:55:23,038
Something really big.
979
00:55:23,039 --> 00:55:26,910
The Holy Grail of Biblical artifacts.
980
00:55:28,711 --> 00:55:30,578
And what might that be?
981
00:55:30,579 --> 00:55:34,181
The Holy Grail.
982
00:55:34,182 --> 00:55:36,717
You're an idiot. Are you jokin' me?
983
00:55:36,718 --> 00:55:38,719
I'm not a joking you, Don.
984
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:43,759
And apparently he just
leaked that to the press.
985
00:55:46,796 --> 00:55:50,031
Well, you've just turned
this into a royal crap storm.
986
00:55:50,032 --> 00:55:52,500
How in the heck are we gonna find that?!
987
00:55:52,501 --> 00:55:55,536
The same way we found the
Goliath skull, I guess.
988
00:55:55,537 --> 00:55:57,873
We fabricate it.
989
00:56:02,477 --> 00:56:04,312
Don't walk away from this, Don.
990
00:56:06,148 --> 00:56:08,817
I'm the one who knows
your dirty little secret.
991
00:56:20,463 --> 00:56:22,763
Don! Hold on. Let me
holler at you for a moment.
992
00:56:22,764 --> 00:56:24,799
Hey, Tony, hey. How are ya?
993
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,069
What's going on? I-I just
talked to a reporter in there.
994
00:56:27,070 --> 00:56:29,371
He said you were thinkin'
about jumpin' ship?
995
00:56:29,372 --> 00:56:31,908
Go work for some Chinese
billionaire. That's not true, is it?
996
00:56:33,443 --> 00:56:36,578
Tony, I don't know what to say.
997
00:56:36,579 --> 00:56:38,647
- A lot of big things have happened today.
- All right, well,
998
00:56:38,648 --> 00:56:40,214
what's he offering you? You gotta give me
999
00:56:40,215 --> 00:56:41,984
the opportunity to match his offer.
1000
00:56:43,418 --> 00:56:45,487
Well, Tony, I...
1001
00:56:48,124 --> 00:56:51,259
I'm sorry, Tony, I never
planned it to happen like this,
1002
00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:53,661
but...
1003
00:56:53,662 --> 00:56:57,565
This is just too big an
opportunity to pass up.
1004
00:56:57,566 --> 00:57:00,101
You know, I don't believe this.
1005
00:57:00,102 --> 00:57:01,435
I thought you and I were friends.
1006
00:57:01,436 --> 00:57:04,138
Real soldiers in the Lord's army.
1007
00:57:04,139 --> 00:57:06,875
But you've turned out
to be a Judas Iscariot
1008
00:57:09,412 --> 00:57:11,279
- Wait, Tony, I...
- Good day to you, sir.
1009
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,616
Tony, my hands are tied here! I...
1010
00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:28,330
There are a few items of business
I want to discuss with you.
1011
00:57:28,331 --> 00:57:30,531
- Keep your voice down.
- All right.
1012
00:57:30,532 --> 00:57:31,866
First item,
1013
00:57:31,867 --> 00:57:34,335
if you're worried about the analysis
1014
00:57:34,336 --> 00:57:36,237
of the Goliath skull, don't be.
1015
00:57:36,238 --> 00:57:38,640
Boaz has taken care of it.
1016
00:57:40,443 --> 00:57:43,277
- Excuse me?
- I offered the lab tech guy
1017
00:57:43,278 --> 00:57:45,848
10 grand to fake the results.
1018
00:57:47,849 --> 00:57:50,752
- You just what?
- Don't worry about the money, Don.
1019
00:57:50,753 --> 00:57:54,589
I'll take care of that, too.
I'm gonna negotiate an advance
1020
00:57:54,590 --> 00:57:57,259
when we have our Skype
call with Poon-Yen tomorrow.
1021
00:57:57,260 --> 00:57:59,326
Who's Poon-Yen?
1022
00:57:59,327 --> 00:58:02,730
- Poon-Yen.
- That's what I said. Poon-Yen.
1023
00:58:02,731 --> 00:58:05,866
No, you said Poon-Yen,
it's Poon-Yen.
1024
00:58:05,867 --> 00:58:08,335
He's the Chinese
guy that's paying us
1025
00:58:08,336 --> 00:58:09,871
to find the Holy Grail.
1026
00:58:09,872 --> 00:58:12,675
Second item of business,
1027
00:58:14,776 --> 00:58:17,680
I want one night with Carol.
1028
00:58:21,450 --> 00:58:22,884
Absolutely not.
1029
00:58:22,885 --> 00:58:24,953
You offered to find me a wife, Don,
1030
00:58:24,954 --> 00:58:26,554
that was part of the deal.
1031
00:58:26,555 --> 00:58:28,757
Just one night with Carol.
1032
00:58:28,758 --> 00:58:31,659
Not lovemaking, just dancing, talking,
1033
00:58:31,660 --> 00:58:35,197
flirting, having fun.
Smelling each other's hair.
1034
00:58:35,198 --> 00:58:37,232
Absolutely not. Carol's her own woman.
1035
00:58:37,233 --> 00:58:39,366
I can't make her do anything.
1036
00:58:39,367 --> 00:58:42,703
You and I both know that she'll do
just about anything for the cause.
1037
00:58:42,704 --> 00:58:44,471
I need you to make this happen, Don.
1038
00:58:44,472 --> 00:58:46,776
Don't forget about what's at stake here.
1039
00:58:47,910 --> 00:58:49,377
I'll see you 9:00 AM tomorrow
1040
00:58:49,378 --> 00:58:51,246
for the Skype call with Poon-Yen.
1041
00:58:51,247 --> 00:58:54,684
Make up a good story about
where we find this Grail.
1042
00:58:56,385 --> 00:58:58,587
Boaz.
1043
00:58:59,588 --> 00:59:01,589
Boaz.
1044
00:59:13,869 --> 00:59:16,237
- Hello?
- Carol, it's Don.
1045
00:59:16,238 --> 00:59:18,706
- Hi.
- Carol, I'm sure you've heard already,
1046
00:59:18,707 --> 00:59:20,708
but I-I just wanna tell you myself.
1047
00:59:20,709 --> 00:59:22,576
We're now being financed
1048
00:59:22,577 --> 00:59:24,679
by a wealthy Christian
fellow from China.
1049
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,248
Oh, I know, it's all
over the Internet.
1050
00:59:27,249 --> 00:59:28,984
What did Tony say?
1051
00:59:28,985 --> 00:59:31,920
Well, he didn't take very kindly to it,
1052
00:59:31,921 --> 00:59:34,656
but, uh, we're still on the Lord's
errand and that's what matters.
1053
00:59:34,657 --> 00:59:38,826
Uh... uh, Carol, I had a great
conversation with Boaz today.
1054
00:59:38,827 --> 00:59:41,429
He was askin' me all
kinds of deep questions
1055
00:59:41,430 --> 00:59:44,431
about Christianity and
the search for truth.
1056
00:59:44,432 --> 00:59:47,268
I think he might be
interested in gettin' saved.
1057
00:59:47,269 --> 00:59:49,571
Really? Oh, that's wonderful.
1058
00:59:50,972 --> 00:59:52,873
I was wonderin' if you might be able
1059
00:59:52,874 --> 00:59:54,708
to spend some time with
him tomorrow night,
1060
00:59:54,709 --> 00:59:57,045
bear witness of your conversion story.
1061
00:59:57,046 --> 01:00:00,382
I think that might help him get to
the finish line a little quicker.
1062
01:00:00,383 --> 01:00:03,551
Oh, absolutely! It
would be my pleasure!
1063
01:00:03,552 --> 01:00:06,453
Thank you, Carol. Hallelujah.
1064
01:00:06,454 --> 01:00:09,723
I'll go ahead and let him know. I'm sure
he'll look forward to hearin' your story.
1065
01:00:09,724 --> 01:00:12,794
- Good night.
- Oh, good night.
1066
01:00:38,486 --> 01:00:40,755
Poon-Yen, hi.
1067
01:00:40,756 --> 01:00:43,458
We realize your time is precious,
1068
01:00:43,459 --> 01:00:45,627
so we're gonna get
straight to the business.
1069
01:00:45,628 --> 01:00:48,462
My business partner's
right here. Don Verdean.
1070
01:00:48,463 --> 01:00:50,364
Pleasure to meet ya, Poon-Yen.
1071
01:00:50,365 --> 01:00:52,801
Hello, Don. I'm a big fan of your work.
1072
01:00:52,802 --> 01:00:55,837
- I have all your DVD.
- Thank you.
1073
01:00:55,838 --> 01:00:58,540
Uh, Don is going to
brief you on what he knows
1074
01:00:58,541 --> 01:01:01,042
about the location of the Holy Grail.
1075
01:01:01,043 --> 01:01:03,844
Uh, many people believe the Grail is buried
1076
01:01:03,845 --> 01:01:06,047
on a booby-trapped
island off of Nova Scotia.
1077
01:01:06,048 --> 01:01:09,484
Even Franklin D. Roosevelt
blew a significant load of cash
1078
01:01:09,485 --> 01:01:12,520
tryin' to find it there, but the
Knights Templar were tricky fellows.
1079
01:01:12,521 --> 01:01:15,790
Oh, yes, those... those damn bastards.
1080
01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:18,125
But based on my study of
the Kensington Runestone,
1081
01:01:18,126 --> 01:01:20,728
I believe I have a mountain of evidence
1082
01:01:20,729 --> 01:01:25,065
that places the Grail on an Indian
reservation in the American Southwest.
1083
01:01:25,066 --> 01:01:29,272
Oh, that's very interesting!
Which Indian reservation is it?
1084
01:01:30,773 --> 01:01:33,674
Of course, that information is confidential
1085
01:01:33,675 --> 01:01:36,143
until we've formally
entered into an agreement.
1086
01:01:36,144 --> 01:01:38,078
That's right. Don's right.
1087
01:01:38,079 --> 01:01:40,949
We're going to need a
substantial retainer fee
1088
01:01:40,950 --> 01:01:44,685
um, before we can begin. For our services.
1089
01:01:44,686 --> 01:01:47,855
Oh, uh, how much of my money do you want?
1090
01:01:47,856 --> 01:01:50,759
Um, a million dollars sound okay?
1091
01:01:53,528 --> 01:01:57,565
- A million dollars sounds okay.
- Sure... certainly be a start.
1092
01:01:57,566 --> 01:02:00,067
So, when can we go look for the Grail?
1093
01:02:00,068 --> 01:02:02,703
Well, give us a few days
to organize our game plan
1094
01:02:02,704 --> 01:02:05,105
- and we'll call you.
- Sound great!
1095
01:02:05,106 --> 01:02:07,574
Uh, so how will you be paying us?
1096
01:02:07,575 --> 01:02:10,779
We've got a few urgent matters
we need to take care of.
1097
01:02:10,780 --> 01:02:14,114
Oh, when I fly out for the
dig, I will bring you cash.
1098
01:02:14,115 --> 01:02:17,719
Is there any way that you could
1099
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,721
wire us the money right now?
1100
01:02:19,722 --> 01:02:22,489
Uh, maybe, I don't know, 10 grand to...
1101
01:02:22,490 --> 01:02:25,460
to hold us over till then?
1102
01:02:25,461 --> 01:02:26,895
I'm sorry. Can you say again?
1103
01:02:26,896 --> 01:02:29,163
I can't understand you say. What you say?
1104
01:02:29,164 --> 01:02:32,000
Oh, is there any way that you can wire us
1105
01:02:32,001 --> 01:02:35,002
the money straight away? Like,
say, maybe 10 grand maybe?
1106
01:02:35,003 --> 01:02:38,974
Your accent are very
strong. Can you say again?
1107
01:02:40,608 --> 01:02:43,578
Is there any way you can wire us the money
1108
01:02:43,579 --> 01:02:46,214
straight away, maybe? Just to tide us over.
1109
01:02:46,215 --> 01:02:48,850
Perhaps, about 10 grand?
1110
01:02:50,686 --> 01:02:54,121
Hey, no problem. I'll just, uh...
send me your bank account number.
1111
01:02:54,122 --> 01:02:57,958
Okay, thank you. We'll
do that straight away.
1112
01:02:57,959 --> 01:03:01,529
Okay, fantastic. Uh, goodbye, gentlemen.
1113
01:03:04,967 --> 01:03:08,236
And that is what I'm talking about.
1114
01:03:10,206 --> 01:03:13,475
Ooh, shalom!
1115
01:03:36,831 --> 01:03:39,199
Ah, good evening, Carol.
1116
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,668
You're lookin' very nice.
1117
01:03:41,669 --> 01:03:44,638
Oh, Boaz.
1118
01:03:44,639 --> 01:03:47,074
I didn't know this was a formal event.
1119
01:03:47,075 --> 01:03:49,210
Just a little bit of light dancing
1120
01:03:49,211 --> 01:03:51,813
and maybe some cocktails for two.
1121
01:03:51,814 --> 01:03:54,214
I brought you an outfit.
1122
01:03:54,215 --> 01:03:57,753
Where we're going has a strict dress code.
1123
01:03:59,521 --> 01:04:02,390
Okay, I just need a minute.
1124
01:04:04,559 --> 01:04:05,826
Can I...
1125
01:04:14,068 --> 01:04:15,837
Wow.
1126
01:04:15,838 --> 01:04:18,174
You look great!
1127
01:04:19,675 --> 01:04:24,078
♪ Come on, baby,
down to paradise ♪
1128
01:04:24,079 --> 01:04:28,049
♪ Tell some stories
over cheese and wine ♪
1129
01:04:28,050 --> 01:04:32,955
♪ I can see the sun goin'
down in your eyes... ♪
1130
01:04:36,057 --> 01:04:39,860
So, Carol, I've been meaning
to ask you since I met you
1131
01:04:39,861 --> 01:04:42,663
what qualities are you
looking for in a mate?
1132
01:04:42,664 --> 01:04:45,567
Oh, um...
1133
01:04:45,568 --> 01:04:47,768
I'm sorry, Boaz,
1134
01:04:47,769 --> 01:04:52,739
I was under the impression you had
some questions about Jesus of Nazareth.
1135
01:04:52,740 --> 01:04:54,875
Oh, yeah.
1136
01:04:54,876 --> 01:04:57,612
What is it that you like about that guy?
1137
01:04:57,613 --> 01:05:00,214
Well, um...
1138
01:05:00,215 --> 01:05:03,917
he was kind, handsome,
1139
01:05:03,918 --> 01:05:05,687
merciful,
1140
01:05:05,688 --> 01:05:08,121
forgiving.
1141
01:05:08,122 --> 01:05:10,857
He's the perfect man.
1142
01:05:10,858 --> 01:05:15,064
So, I guess, that's what
I'm looking for in somebody.
1143
01:05:16,965 --> 01:05:18,699
Looks like your Lord and me
1144
01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:21,201
have a lot in common.
1145
01:05:21,202 --> 01:05:23,770
We grew up in the same neighborhood
1146
01:05:23,771 --> 01:05:25,873
and we walked the same streets
1147
01:05:25,874 --> 01:05:28,578
under the same sunshine.
1148
01:05:30,111 --> 01:05:31,779
E-excuse me?
1149
01:05:31,780 --> 01:05:35,518
We're both Jewish guys.
1150
01:05:37,285 --> 01:05:39,388
Shall we dance?
1151
01:06:23,698 --> 01:06:25,667
So, Carol, tell me
1152
01:06:25,668 --> 01:06:26,967
do you want children?
1153
01:06:26,968 --> 01:06:28,969
Your hips say that
1154
01:06:28,970 --> 01:06:30,471
you can handle many.
1155
01:06:32,407 --> 01:06:36,544
Oh, well, your hips do spread
a little after childbirth.
1156
01:06:38,981 --> 01:06:42,585
- What?
- Oh, didn't Don tell you I have a son?
1157
01:06:43,985 --> 01:06:47,721
He's at the Wayne County
Correctional Facility.
1158
01:06:47,722 --> 01:06:49,723
Oh, he's in jail.
1159
01:06:49,724 --> 01:06:52,928
So I won't have to provide for him.
1160
01:06:54,896 --> 01:06:57,966
I don't want to provide for another's son.
1161
01:07:01,003 --> 01:07:02,370
Carol, wait!
1162
01:07:02,371 --> 01:07:04,971
Don promised me a night with you!
1163
01:07:04,972 --> 01:07:07,975
Don't go! He promised me!
1164
01:07:07,976 --> 01:07:09,409
Please!
1165
01:07:09,410 --> 01:07:14,417
♪ I'm here with you ♪
1166
01:07:16,017 --> 01:07:21,122
♪ I'm here with you... ♪
1167
01:07:29,198 --> 01:07:31,132
Carol, what on
Earth happened to you?
1168
01:07:31,133 --> 01:07:33,101
Are you all right?
1169
01:07:33,102 --> 01:07:35,902
Oh, well, I see my pimp has
finally decided to check up on me.
1170
01:07:35,903 --> 01:07:37,871
What are you talking about?
1171
01:07:37,872 --> 01:07:40,208
You know what I'm talkin' about!
1172
01:07:40,209 --> 01:07:43,344
One night with Boaz?!
1173
01:07:43,345 --> 01:07:46,515
I'm no Potiphar's wife!
1174
01:07:47,448 --> 01:07:50,851
I am so sorry, Carol. I-I...
1175
01:07:50,852 --> 01:07:53,755
he just said he wanted
to get to know you better.
1176
01:07:53,756 --> 01:07:57,125
- Did he hurt you?
- You know, Don, I think it's time you find yourself
1177
01:07:57,126 --> 01:07:58,995
a new research assistant.
1178
01:08:18,279 --> 01:08:21,181
You are a really great dancer.
1179
01:08:21,182 --> 01:08:23,218
Aah!
1180
01:08:28,390 --> 01:08:30,424
Ow!
1181
01:08:30,425 --> 01:08:33,360
Ow!
1182
01:08:33,361 --> 01:08:35,164
Don!
1183
01:08:46,074 --> 01:08:48,110
Ooh!
1184
01:08:52,514 --> 01:08:54,682
We've got a major problem.
1185
01:08:56,918 --> 01:09:00,354
I hate this guy, man. This
lab tech guy, I hate this guy.
1186
01:09:00,355 --> 01:09:02,489
- He's a "dootchbag".
- What'd he say?
1187
01:09:02,490 --> 01:09:04,858
He says that the press
have been hounding him
1188
01:09:04,859 --> 01:09:08,229
and hounding him and unless
he sees some money today...
1189
01:09:08,230 --> 01:09:10,163
- he wants it in cash.
- Wait a minute.
1190
01:09:10,164 --> 01:09:12,867
- You haven't paid him yet?!
- I haven't paid him because...
1191
01:09:12,868 --> 01:09:15,336
- Oh!
- Poon-Yen hasn't paid me yet. Okay?
1192
01:09:15,337 --> 01:09:18,038
So don't blame me, Don. Don't put it on me.
1193
01:09:18,039 --> 01:09:20,006
How am I supposed to bring the money?
1194
01:09:20,007 --> 01:09:22,177
Produce it from my anus?
1195
01:09:37,426 --> 01:09:39,559
I understand we
owe you some money.
1196
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,295
Hell, yeah, you do.
1197
01:09:41,296 --> 01:09:43,029
Well, we apologize for the delay,
1198
01:09:43,030 --> 01:09:45,366
our money's been tied up
in an offshore account,
1199
01:09:45,367 --> 01:09:47,601
but if you give us another day
or two we'll double your offer
1200
01:09:47,602 --> 01:09:49,537
maybe even throw in a bucket
of chicken or somethin'.
1201
01:09:49,538 --> 01:09:51,605
I need cash now.
1202
01:09:51,606 --> 01:09:53,974
That was the deal.
1203
01:09:53,975 --> 01:09:55,443
If you can't make that happen,
1204
01:09:55,444 --> 01:09:57,545
I'll send everyone the real results.
1205
01:09:57,546 --> 01:10:00,081
- It's that simple.
- We... we understand.
1206
01:10:00,082 --> 01:10:02,582
Okay, drop the phone.
1207
01:10:02,583 --> 01:10:05,318
- Oh, whoa. Boaz! What are you doing?
- Put the phone down.
1208
01:10:05,319 --> 01:10:07,054
Do you think I'm
fooling around, creep?
1209
01:10:07,055 --> 01:10:09,590
I said drop the phone!
1210
01:10:09,591 --> 01:10:11,458
Boaz, put the gun down.
1211
01:10:11,459 --> 01:10:13,193
Please.
1212
01:10:13,194 --> 01:10:14,929
Oh, my Lord.
1213
01:10:23,070 --> 01:10:25,807
Get into the car.
1214
01:10:28,409 --> 01:10:30,144
Come on, get in the
trunk of the car.
1215
01:10:30,145 --> 01:10:32,212
Get in the Fiero!
1216
01:10:32,213 --> 01:10:35,417
Just... see if you can fit in there.
1217
01:10:38,419 --> 01:10:41,354
- Don, help get these...
- No! I'm not helpin' you do nothin'!
1218
01:10:41,355 --> 01:10:43,256
Tuck your knees together, maybe.
1219
01:10:43,257 --> 01:10:44,925
You're gonna crush his skull.
1220
01:10:44,926 --> 01:10:46,226
He's not gonna fit in there.
1221
01:10:46,227 --> 01:10:47,896
Put that gun away!
1222
01:10:49,364 --> 01:10:52,166
Listen to me now, Boaz,
this just got real serious.
1223
01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:55,638
You better tell me right now
what you plan to do with this guy.
1224
01:11:08,249 --> 01:11:09,983
Make yourself comfortable.
1225
01:11:09,984 --> 01:11:12,385
If you promise to stay
put for the next few days,
1226
01:11:12,386 --> 01:11:14,188
you'll get 50 grand
1227
01:11:14,189 --> 01:11:16,690
and we can all pretend
like this never happened.
1228
01:11:16,691 --> 01:11:18,860
- Understand?
- Yeah, sure.
1229
01:11:24,065 --> 01:11:27,201
As I surveyed the landscape
1230
01:11:27,202 --> 01:11:29,502
with our expedition
team, a large monolith
1231
01:11:29,503 --> 01:11:32,640
caught my attention,
and somethin' inside me
1232
01:11:32,641 --> 01:11:35,275
just knew that's where
we had to start digging.
1233
01:11:35,276 --> 01:11:38,712
So, following my lead, that
is precisely what we did.
1234
01:11:38,713 --> 01:11:43,416
And within minutes, we unearthed the skull.
1235
01:11:43,417 --> 01:11:46,287
It must have been the hand of
the Lord that guided us that day.
1236
01:11:46,288 --> 01:11:49,290
I don't know how else to explain it.
1237
01:11:49,291 --> 01:11:52,294
I understand
you've parted ways with Don Verdean.
1238
01:11:54,363 --> 01:11:57,163
Would you mind explaining
what happened, exactly?
1239
01:11:57,164 --> 01:11:59,433
Well, after
a while, some people
1240
01:11:59,434 --> 01:12:02,269
start to chase money, I suppose.
1241
01:12:02,270 --> 01:12:05,038
But I am here to promote the faith.
1242
01:12:05,039 --> 01:12:09,510
Are you suggesting Don Verdean
made a pact with Lucifer, then?
1243
01:12:09,511 --> 01:12:13,514
Uh, no, no. No, Don is
an honest, gentle man.
1244
01:12:13,515 --> 01:12:15,683
He would never side
with The Dark One.
1245
01:12:15,684 --> 01:12:18,887
Not even if it were to
help him find the Grail?
1246
01:12:32,533 --> 01:12:34,734
♪ Put your hand in the hand ♪
1247
01:12:34,735 --> 01:12:39,273
♪ Of the man who
stilled the water ♪
1248
01:12:39,274 --> 01:12:41,809
♪ Put your hand in the hand ♪
1249
01:12:41,810 --> 01:12:44,680
♪ Of the man who
calmed the sea ♪
1250
01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:48,649
♪ Take a look at yourself ♪
1251
01:12:48,650 --> 01:12:53,254
♪ And you can look at
others differently ♪
1252
01:12:53,255 --> 01:12:55,589
♪ By puttin' your
hand in the hand ♪
1253
01:12:55,590 --> 01:12:58,960
♪ Of the man from Galilee ♪
1254
01:13:00,828 --> 01:13:02,563
♪ My mama taught
me how to pray ♪
1255
01:13:02,564 --> 01:13:05,634
♪ Before I reached
the age of seven ♪
1256
01:13:07,435 --> 01:13:09,737
- ♪ She said ♪
- ♪ They'll come a time ♪
1257
01:13:09,738 --> 01:13:14,774
♪ When there'll probably
be room in heaven ♪
1258
01:13:14,775 --> 01:13:18,546
♪ But I'm feelin' kinda guilty
'bout the number of times ♪
1259
01:13:18,547 --> 01:13:21,649
♪ To do what we must do ♪
1260
01:13:21,650 --> 01:13:24,085
♪ But we forget what He said ♪
1261
01:13:24,086 --> 01:13:27,153
♪ Then we figure they'll
still make room ♪
1262
01:13:27,154 --> 01:13:29,355
♪ Put your hand in the hand ♪
1263
01:13:29,356 --> 01:13:32,561
♪ Of the man who
stilled the waters ♪
1264
01:13:34,128 --> 01:13:36,363
♪ Put your hand in the hand ♪
1265
01:13:36,364 --> 01:13:39,968
♪ Of the man who
calmed the sea ♪
1266
01:13:41,136 --> 01:13:43,403
♪ Take a look at yourself ♪
1267
01:13:43,404 --> 01:13:47,741
♪ And you can look at
others differently ♪
1268
01:13:47,742 --> 01:13:50,277
♪ By puttin' your
hand in the hand ♪
1269
01:13:50,278 --> 01:13:53,314
♪ Of the man from Galilee ♪
1270
01:13:53,315 --> 01:13:55,181
♪ Everybody come a long ♪
1271
01:13:55,182 --> 01:13:57,417
♪ Put your hand in the hand ♪
1272
01:13:57,418 --> 01:14:02,288
♪ Of the man who
stilled the waters ♪
1273
01:14:02,289 --> 01:14:04,492
♪ Put your hand in the hand ♪
1274
01:14:04,493 --> 01:14:07,696
♪ Of the man who
calmed the sea... ♪
1275
01:14:09,197 --> 01:14:12,166
How stupid is this Poon-Yen guy?
1276
01:14:12,167 --> 01:14:15,235
We are now inviting
those passengers with small children
1277
01:14:15,236 --> 01:14:17,571
and any passengers
requiring special assistance
1278
01:14:17,572 --> 01:14:19,806
to begin boarding at this time.
1279
01:14:19,807 --> 01:14:23,309
Please have your boarding
pass and identification ready.
1280
01:14:23,310 --> 01:14:27,214
Regular boarding will begin in
approximately 10 minutes. Thank you.
1281
01:14:27,215 --> 01:14:29,215
Ni hao ma.
1282
01:14:29,216 --> 01:14:30,717
How was your flight from the Orient, sir?
1283
01:14:30,718 --> 01:14:33,621
It was fine. When do
we leave for the Grail?
1284
01:14:33,622 --> 01:14:35,322
In 25 minutes.
1285
01:14:35,323 --> 01:14:36,590
We chartered a helicopter to take us
1286
01:14:36,591 --> 01:14:39,626
deep inside the Indian reservation.
1287
01:14:39,627 --> 01:14:42,328
They'll set us down about one
click south of the Templar cave.
1288
01:14:42,329 --> 01:14:44,331
Now, after that, we'll
have under three hours
1289
01:14:44,332 --> 01:14:46,500
to penetrate the cave, locate the Grail,
1290
01:14:46,501 --> 01:14:48,601
and rendezvous back at
our extraction point.
1291
01:14:48,602 --> 01:14:50,203
You're gonna need to wear this.
1292
01:14:50,204 --> 01:14:53,674
The cave is guarded 24/7
by Native American warriors,
1293
01:14:53,675 --> 01:14:55,809
we don't wanna take any chances.
1294
01:14:55,810 --> 01:14:57,746
All right, let's roll in!
1295
01:15:07,756 --> 01:15:10,757
I got five helicopters
just like this at home.
1296
01:15:10,758 --> 01:15:14,495
I replaced all the engine
with Rolls Royce engine.
1297
01:15:14,496 --> 01:15:16,698
That... that's
great, Poon-Yen.
1298
01:15:52,234 --> 01:15:54,367
Okay, so our latest intel
1299
01:15:54,368 --> 01:15:57,537
says that the guards
work in 12-hour shifts.
1300
01:15:57,538 --> 01:16:00,707
It takes them 15 minutes to
ride the horse out of the canyon
1301
01:16:00,708 --> 01:16:04,377
and another 15 for the
replacement guard to ride back.
1302
01:16:04,378 --> 01:16:07,747
By my calculations we
got a 30 minute window
1303
01:16:07,748 --> 01:16:10,084
in which to fetch the Grail.
1304
01:16:20,928 --> 01:16:23,231
Okay, now's our chance. Let's move.
1305
01:16:26,501 --> 01:16:28,601
I can't believe
we're so close to the Grail.
1306
01:16:28,602 --> 01:16:30,703
I can feel its power inside me!
1307
01:16:30,704 --> 01:16:32,774
Well, hopefully,
we can all get a cell.
1308
01:16:49,858 --> 01:16:51,660
All right.
1309
01:16:53,461 --> 01:16:56,064
Better get them lanterns
on. We haven't much time.
1310
01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:09,243
All right. Let's sally forth.
1311
01:17:28,329 --> 01:17:31,332
- Maybe we should pray.
- You bet.
1312
01:17:31,333 --> 01:17:33,099
That's a great idea. Um...
1313
01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:35,601
Why don't you take the lead on this one?
1314
01:17:35,602 --> 01:17:37,604
Okay.
1315
01:17:37,605 --> 01:17:39,605
Dear Lord,
1316
01:17:39,606 --> 01:17:43,743
please guide us safely to
Your Holy Grail of wonders.
1317
01:17:43,744 --> 01:17:45,778
We promise to take good care of it.
1318
01:17:45,779 --> 01:17:47,948
Amen.
1319
01:17:47,949 --> 01:17:49,849
- Amen. That was good.
- Amen.
1320
01:17:49,850 --> 01:17:52,853
How you feelin'? We should get
that... you wanna power through?
1321
01:17:54,989 --> 01:17:56,924
I feel that God is on our side.
1322
01:17:56,925 --> 01:17:59,727
Well, let's sally forth, then.
1323
01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:49,177
Poon-Yen, this is all you, buddy.
1324
01:19:15,803 --> 01:19:18,240
It's more beautiful than I ever imagined.
1325
01:19:19,974 --> 01:19:22,876
And to think that the lips of your Lord
1326
01:19:22,877 --> 01:19:25,047
graced this very cup.
1327
01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:28,917
Plenty of time to examine
it later. Put it in here.
1328
01:19:31,185 --> 01:19:32,885
Let's roll.
1329
01:19:32,886 --> 01:19:34,823
Come on. Let's go!
1330
01:19:44,097 --> 01:19:46,901
Head for the safety of the trees!
1331
01:19:51,573 --> 01:19:53,172
They're shooting!
1332
01:19:53,173 --> 01:19:56,009
Hurry! Hurry!
1333
01:19:56,010 --> 01:19:57,478
Get down! Get down!
1334
01:19:59,180 --> 01:20:02,384
The Indian guys.
They're shooting at us!
1335
01:20:03,685 --> 01:20:05,652
Do they know we have the Grail?
1336
01:20:05,653 --> 01:20:07,554
I think we're trapped.
1337
01:20:07,555 --> 01:20:09,189
What should we do?
1338
01:20:09,190 --> 01:20:10,957
They won't stop shooting!
1339
01:20:14,061 --> 01:20:15,828
- I've been hit.
- Oh, no! Oh, no!
1340
01:20:15,829 --> 01:20:17,930
Ow!
1341
01:20:17,931 --> 01:20:19,632
- Oh, my God!
- It's bad.
1342
01:20:19,633 --> 01:20:21,734
They must have hit an artery.
1343
01:20:21,735 --> 01:20:24,203
- It's okay.
- I need a tourniquet or a bandage or...
1344
01:20:24,204 --> 01:20:27,174
- tissue paper, anything!
- I'm sorry, Boaz,
1345
01:20:27,175 --> 01:20:30,210
I-I-I think this will take
nothing short of a miracle.
1346
01:20:30,211 --> 01:20:32,546
Oh! What about the Holy Grail?!
1347
01:20:32,547 --> 01:20:35,815
Poon-Yen, fill the Grail with water.
1348
01:20:35,816 --> 01:20:38,784
It contains the secret of eternal life.
1349
01:20:38,785 --> 01:20:40,888
- I'll go fill 'er up.
- Stay calm.
1350
01:20:40,889 --> 01:20:42,356
Just breathe.
1351
01:20:44,859 --> 01:20:46,225
He's bleeding really bad.
1352
01:20:46,226 --> 01:20:48,595
It hurts!
1353
01:20:48,596 --> 01:20:50,229
Just focus on God.
1354
01:20:55,703 --> 01:20:58,538
Hold still. This could hurt.
1355
01:21:02,577 --> 01:21:05,245
It's working!
1356
01:21:05,246 --> 01:21:07,249
Praise the Lord!
1357
01:21:08,583 --> 01:21:12,318
I don't believe it because that...
1358
01:21:12,319 --> 01:21:15,957
I was in pain and now it's all healed.
1359
01:21:18,059 --> 01:21:20,126
It really is the Holy Grail!
1360
01:21:20,127 --> 01:21:23,330
- Hallelujah.
- All right, let's go.
1361
01:21:25,065 --> 01:21:28,167
Yeah, I think we still may have
time to make the rendezvous.
1362
01:21:32,806 --> 01:21:34,274
Poon-Yen!
1363
01:21:34,275 --> 01:21:36,710
Hey! Cease fire! Cease fire!
1364
01:21:36,711 --> 01:21:38,644
I thought you told them to use blanks!
1365
01:21:38,645 --> 01:21:41,148
They didn't have any blanks, I
told them to fire above our heads.
1366
01:21:41,149 --> 01:21:44,917
Poon-Yen!
1367
01:21:44,918 --> 01:21:47,821
Dr. Odain, you're needed in Oncology.
1368
01:21:47,822 --> 01:21:50,091
Dr. Odain in Oncology.
1369
01:21:53,093 --> 01:21:54,462
What did you tell them?
1370
01:21:55,762 --> 01:21:58,065
I told them it was a hunting accident.
1371
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,868
I wish that guy would
just hand over our money.
1372
01:22:02,869 --> 01:22:04,871
We gave them the Grail,
what more do they want?
1373
01:22:04,872 --> 01:22:07,174
- Shut up, Boaz.
- He can't understand me.
1374
01:22:07,175 --> 01:22:08,908
Can't speak English.
1375
01:22:08,909 --> 01:22:12,078
I should just stick him up
right now and done with it.
1376
01:22:12,079 --> 01:22:13,846
Listen here, Boaz.
1377
01:22:13,847 --> 01:22:16,983
You easily the stupidest man I've ever met.
1378
01:22:16,984 --> 01:22:21,054
Bringing you out here was the biggest
damn mistake of my entire life.
1379
01:22:21,055 --> 01:22:24,024
As soon as we pay off that
lab tech, you and I are done.
1380
01:22:24,025 --> 01:22:26,792
I don't ever wanna see or hear from you
1381
01:22:26,793 --> 01:22:29,396
ever again. You understand me?
1382
01:22:36,938 --> 01:22:39,372
Let's just call it quits
right now, then. Shall we?
1383
01:22:39,373 --> 01:22:41,675
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't do this.
1384
01:22:41,676 --> 01:22:43,409
Hold on, now.
1385
01:22:43,410 --> 01:22:45,345
Don't do this, Boaz.
1386
01:22:45,346 --> 01:22:47,415
Come on!
1387
01:22:48,916 --> 01:22:51,518
Good riddance, Don,
you washed up, old hack.
1388
01:22:55,189 --> 01:22:58,058
Stay here.
1389
01:22:58,059 --> 01:23:00,961
Security
wanted in the parking lot three.
1390
01:23:21,248 --> 01:23:23,282
- Give me the case.
- No!
1391
01:23:23,283 --> 01:23:26,318
- Give me the case!
- No, Don, no!
1392
01:23:34,194 --> 01:23:36,064
Open it up.
1393
01:23:53,413 --> 01:23:57,016
Chang, it's me, Fontaine.
1394
01:23:57,017 --> 01:23:58,918
You're not gonna believe this,
but the Sherriff's department
1395
01:23:58,919 --> 01:24:01,787
just found the lab guy
locked up in a storage unit.
1396
01:24:01,788 --> 01:24:03,989
The GPS I stuck on their
car led 'em right to him.
1397
01:24:03,990 --> 01:24:06,059
So, I-I'm with the police.
1398
01:24:06,060 --> 01:24:08,161
We're waiting for some backup
and then we'll be right over.
1399
01:24:08,162 --> 01:24:10,263
Thank you so much for
your help with this.
1400
01:24:10,264 --> 01:24:12,200
We got 'em.
1401
01:24:13,967 --> 01:24:16,538
We were set up.
1402
01:24:19,106 --> 01:24:22,041
We were set up!
1403
01:24:22,042 --> 01:24:25,010
Poon-Yen was working for
Fontaine this whole time,
1404
01:24:25,011 --> 01:24:27,046
and his name is Chang!
1405
01:24:27,047 --> 01:24:30,250
He doesn't have a billion dollars.
1406
01:24:39,993 --> 01:24:41,528
They've been tracking us!
1407
01:24:47,935 --> 01:24:49,802
You better hit the road, buddy.
1408
01:24:49,803 --> 01:24:51,904
What about you? Where are you gonna go?
1409
01:24:51,905 --> 01:24:54,241
It's better if we split up.
1410
01:25:10,557 --> 01:25:14,161
Stupid bastard. Stupid, greedy bastard!
1411
01:25:16,497 --> 01:25:19,177
Ah, that's him! Go, go, go, go!
1412
01:25:20,368 --> 01:25:22,301
Oh, man.
1413
01:25:22,302 --> 01:25:24,104
Oh, no!
1414
01:25:24,105 --> 01:25:26,439
How do you do this? Is there a button or...
1415
01:25:26,440 --> 01:25:28,375
Hello? Somebody?
1416
01:25:28,376 --> 01:25:31,243
I'm in a-a police car
and we need a spike strip.
1417
01:25:31,244 --> 01:25:33,180
Get me snipers, get me SWAT.
1418
01:25:33,181 --> 01:25:35,916
I want to set up a roadblock
from Kern to Hawthorne.
1419
01:25:35,917 --> 01:25:37,449
Can't you ram them or something?
1420
01:25:37,450 --> 01:25:40,252
Let's see if you pigs can beat a Pontiac.
1421
01:25:42,390 --> 01:25:44,190
Main Street!
They're on Main Street!
1422
01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:49,196
We're only going 35?!
Come on, step on it!
1423
01:25:49,197 --> 01:25:51,399
Do a pit maneuver or something!
1424
01:25:55,136 --> 01:25:57,269
Oh, man. Oh, no.
1425
01:26:04,212 --> 01:26:06,513
- Don't shoot!
- Get your hands up!
1426
01:26:06,514 --> 01:26:08,247
- Get your hands above your head!
- Don't shoot.
1427
01:26:08,248 --> 01:26:09,882
- Get over here!
- We got him!
1428
01:26:11,452 --> 01:26:13,185
You have the right to remain silent.
1429
01:26:13,186 --> 01:26:15,221
- Anything you say...
- That's enough, buddy.
1430
01:26:15,222 --> 01:26:17,290
...can be held against you. Okay.
1431
01:26:17,291 --> 01:26:20,059
You are done, man. You
and Verdean are done!
1432
01:26:20,060 --> 01:26:22,429
Tony Lazarus's church is crap!
1433
01:26:22,430 --> 01:26:25,431
- Huh? How does it feel?
- It feels great, man.
1434
01:26:25,432 --> 01:26:26,899
Yeah, I'm sure it does.
1435
01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:28,902
You had a hand in taking it down.
1436
01:26:28,903 --> 01:26:32,439
A huge hand, and I give
you a hand for that.
1437
01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:34,209
Get him out of here. Get him to jail.
1438
01:26:38,578 --> 01:26:40,447
Yeah!
1439
01:26:40,448 --> 01:26:42,116
Whoo!
1440
01:26:52,025 --> 01:26:54,226
Carol. Carol!
1441
01:26:54,227 --> 01:26:57,898
♪ I started a joke ♪
1442
01:26:57,899 --> 01:27:01,467
♪ Which started the
whole world crying... ♪
1443
01:27:01,468 --> 01:27:03,269
I don't know how to tell you this, but...
1444
01:27:03,270 --> 01:27:04,938
I'm a...
1445
01:27:04,939 --> 01:27:06,605
I'm a charlatan.
1446
01:27:06,606 --> 01:27:09,909
- I don't understand.
- I stole the Goliath skull
1447
01:27:09,910 --> 01:27:13,046
from a grave in Jerusalem...
1448
01:27:13,047 --> 01:27:15,215
and I buried it in Gath.
1449
01:27:15,216 --> 01:27:18,350
I never meant to hurt anybody,
I just wanted to give people
1450
01:27:18,351 --> 01:27:20,620
a reason to believe.
1451
01:27:20,621 --> 01:27:22,922
How long have you been doin' this?
1452
01:27:22,923 --> 01:27:24,590
It was just the skull.
1453
01:27:24,591 --> 01:27:27,260
Carol, I swear.
1454
01:27:27,261 --> 01:27:29,662
If I have to spend the rest of my life
1455
01:27:29,663 --> 01:27:32,900
tryin' to earn your forgiveness, I will.
1456
01:27:34,668 --> 01:27:37,470
- I love you, Carol.
- Hey, get down on your knees.
1457
01:27:37,471 --> 01:27:40,408
Put 'em up! Right now!
1458
01:27:42,443 --> 01:27:45,245
♪ I ♪
1459
01:27:45,246 --> 01:27:48,180
♪ Looked at the sky ♪
1460
01:27:48,181 --> 01:27:51,984
♪ Running my hands ♪
1461
01:27:51,985 --> 01:27:55,721
- ♪ Over my eyes... ♪
- Bye.
1462
01:27:55,722 --> 01:28:00,659
♪ And I fell out of bed ♪
1463
01:28:00,660 --> 01:28:04,163
♪ Hurting my head ♪
1464
01:28:04,164 --> 01:28:07,334
♪ From things that I said ♪
1465
01:28:09,403 --> 01:28:13,506
♪ Till I finally died ♪
1466
01:28:13,507 --> 01:28:15,007
♪ Which started the whole... ♪
1467
01:28:15,008 --> 01:28:16,542
We are standing just outside
1468
01:28:16,543 --> 01:28:19,578
the recently foreclosed on
Friendship Harvest Temple
1469
01:28:19,579 --> 01:28:22,381
where Pastor Fontaine is
accused of... there he is now!
1470
01:28:22,382 --> 01:28:24,016
- Not today. Get that thing out of my face.
- Pastor Fontaine,
1471
01:28:24,017 --> 01:28:26,152
what do you have to say about the misuse...
1472
01:28:26,153 --> 01:28:28,354
- You don't know what you're talking about.
- ...of church funds
1473
01:28:28,355 --> 01:28:31,524
- to hire local restaurateur Chang...
- Don Verdean is the fraud.
1474
01:28:31,525 --> 01:28:33,626
- Not me and that's all I have to say.
- Your actions were in fact
1475
01:28:33,627 --> 01:28:35,427
- fraudulent...
- This interview is done!
1476
01:28:35,428 --> 01:28:37,899
- ...even un-Christian!
- Done!
1477
01:28:39,499 --> 01:28:42,068
Reverend Lazarus, what
has this been like for you
1478
01:28:42,069 --> 01:28:44,571
and for your flock since
Mr. Verdean was convicted
1479
01:28:44,572 --> 01:28:46,506
of fraud, larceny,
1480
01:28:46,507 --> 01:28:49,509
aggravated assault, and
accessory to kidnapping?
1481
01:28:49,510 --> 01:28:51,176
Well, as you can imagine,
1482
01:28:51,177 --> 01:28:53,712
it has been very, very difficult.
1483
01:28:53,713 --> 01:28:55,314
It's been tough times.
1484
01:28:55,315 --> 01:28:57,349
Tough for my marriage,
1485
01:28:57,350 --> 01:28:59,485
tough for my members,
1486
01:28:59,486 --> 01:29:01,121
tough for my very faith.
1487
01:29:01,122 --> 01:29:04,024
But I do believe that Don Verdean
1488
01:29:04,025 --> 01:29:05,492
has a good heart,
1489
01:29:05,493 --> 01:29:07,726
and I believe his heart
was in the right place.
1490
01:29:07,727 --> 01:29:09,595
So, Don,
1491
01:29:09,596 --> 01:29:11,230
I forgive you.
1492
01:29:11,231 --> 01:29:13,198
And if you are watchin' this,
1493
01:29:13,199 --> 01:29:16,202
I think the Lord forgives you, too.
1494
01:29:16,203 --> 01:29:17,636
Amen.
1495
01:29:24,444 --> 01:29:25,912
Let's go.
1496
01:29:40,093 --> 01:29:41,561
Whoo.
1497
01:29:43,230 --> 01:29:45,033
So, have you joined a gang yet?
1498
01:29:46,499 --> 01:29:50,103
Gotta join a gang, Don, I'm telling you.
1499
01:29:50,104 --> 01:29:52,171
I'm in the Jewish Brotherhood
1500
01:29:52,172 --> 01:29:54,174
with Todd Katzenberg.
1501
01:29:54,175 --> 01:29:56,275
Todd's a tough guy, man.
1502
01:29:56,276 --> 01:29:58,144
A good accountant, too.
1503
01:29:58,145 --> 01:30:01,547
We're called the "He-bros."
1504
01:30:01,548 --> 01:30:03,683
I can get you in...
1505
01:30:03,684 --> 01:30:07,153
but we might have to jump you first.
1506
01:30:07,154 --> 01:30:10,090
No, thank you, Boaz, I'm doin' all right.
1507
01:30:10,091 --> 01:30:12,224
Okay.
1508
01:30:12,225 --> 01:30:14,561
I made you something.
1509
01:30:20,133 --> 01:30:21,867
Check it out.
1510
01:30:21,868 --> 01:30:25,138
It's a toothbrush/shiv.
1511
01:30:25,139 --> 01:30:27,172
This part can brush your teeth,
1512
01:30:27,173 --> 01:30:28,675
this part is a knife.
1513
01:30:28,676 --> 01:30:31,679
Brush, stab. Brush, stab.
1514
01:30:33,114 --> 01:30:36,149
Take it, Don, I made this one for you.
1515
01:30:36,150 --> 01:30:38,617
It's okay, I've got another
one in my butt crack.
1516
01:30:38,618 --> 01:30:40,555
No, thank you.
1517
01:30:45,626 --> 01:30:47,760
Anytime,
1518
01:30:47,761 --> 01:30:49,362
anywhere,
1519
01:30:49,363 --> 01:30:51,197
any place.
1520
01:30:51,198 --> 01:30:53,668
I'll be here to protect you.
1521
01:30:57,303 --> 01:30:58,837
Shalom.
1522
01:30:58,838 --> 01:31:00,674
Shalom.
1523
01:31:45,351 --> 01:31:47,087
Mind if I sit down?
1524
01:31:51,458 --> 01:31:53,027
My name's Don.
1525
01:31:55,895 --> 01:31:57,564
Hey.
1526
01:32:01,334 --> 01:32:03,503
Your mother named Carol?
1527
01:32:06,340 --> 01:32:09,877
- Yeah.
- I know your mother, son.
1528
01:32:18,618 --> 01:32:22,221
- ♪ Sing it now ♪
- ♪ Give me that old-time religion ♪
1529
01:32:22,222 --> 01:32:24,657
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1530
01:32:24,658 --> 01:32:27,559
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1531
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:30,030
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1532
01:32:30,965 --> 01:32:33,666
♪ Make me love everybody ♪
1533
01:32:33,667 --> 01:32:36,336
♪ Makes me love everybody ♪
1534
01:32:36,337 --> 01:32:39,372
♪ Makes me love everybody ♪
1535
01:32:39,373 --> 01:32:41,576
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1536
01:32:42,775 --> 01:32:45,310
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1537
01:32:45,311 --> 01:32:47,814
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1538
01:32:47,815 --> 01:32:50,782
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1539
01:32:50,783 --> 01:32:53,587
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1540
01:33:05,932 --> 01:33:08,501
♪ It was good for
all the children ♪
1541
01:33:08,502 --> 01:33:11,004
♪ It was good for
all the children ♪
1542
01:33:11,005 --> 01:33:13,939
♪ It was good for
all the children ♪
1543
01:33:13,940 --> 01:33:17,542
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1544
01:33:17,543 --> 01:33:19,912
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1545
01:33:19,913 --> 01:33:22,614
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1546
01:33:22,615 --> 01:33:25,684
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1547
01:33:25,685 --> 01:33:29,022
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1548
01:33:29,023 --> 01:33:31,724
♪ It was tried in
the fiery furnace ♪
1549
01:33:31,725 --> 01:33:34,394
♪ It was tried in
the fiery furnace ♪
1550
01:33:34,395 --> 01:33:37,296
♪ It was tried in
the fiery furnace ♪
1551
01:33:37,297 --> 01:33:40,832
♪ And it's good enough for me ♪
1552
01:33:40,833 --> 01:33:43,368
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1553
01:33:43,369 --> 01:33:45,837
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1554
01:33:45,838 --> 01:33:48,840
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1555
01:33:48,841 --> 01:33:51,411
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1556
01:33:51,412 --> 01:33:54,881
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1557
01:33:54,882 --> 01:33:57,649
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1558
01:33:57,650 --> 01:34:00,552
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1559
01:34:00,553 --> 01:34:03,855
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1560
01:34:03,856 --> 01:34:06,559
♪ Oh, give me that
old-time religion ♪
1561
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:09,095
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1562
01:34:09,096 --> 01:34:12,031
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1563
01:34:12,032 --> 01:34:14,834
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1564
01:34:16,970 --> 01:34:19,706
♪ It will do when I'm dyin' ♪
1565
01:34:19,707 --> 01:34:22,074
♪ It will do when I'm dyin' ♪
1566
01:34:22,075 --> 01:34:25,010
♪ It will do when I'm dyin' ♪
1567
01:34:25,011 --> 01:34:28,514
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1568
01:34:28,515 --> 01:34:31,016
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1569
01:34:31,017 --> 01:34:33,853
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1570
01:34:33,854 --> 01:34:36,723
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1571
01:34:36,724 --> 01:34:39,958
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1572
01:34:39,959 --> 01:34:42,761
♪ It can take us all to heaven ♪
1573
01:34:42,762 --> 01:34:45,364
♪ It can take us all to heaven ♪
1574
01:34:45,365 --> 01:34:48,367
♪ It can take us all to heaven ♪
1575
01:34:48,368 --> 01:34:51,437
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1576
01:34:51,438 --> 01:34:54,373
♪ Well, give me that
old-time religion ♪
1577
01:34:54,374 --> 01:34:56,975
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1578
01:34:56,976 --> 01:34:59,912
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1579
01:34:59,913 --> 01:35:03,382
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1580
01:35:03,383 --> 01:35:05,917
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1581
01:35:05,918 --> 01:35:08,653
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1582
01:35:08,654 --> 01:35:11,524
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1583
01:35:11,525 --> 01:35:14,894
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1584
01:35:14,895 --> 01:35:17,563
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1585
01:35:17,564 --> 01:35:20,399
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1586
01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:23,068
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1587
01:35:23,069 --> 01:35:26,406
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1588
01:35:26,407 --> 01:35:29,074
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1589
01:35:29,075 --> 01:35:31,844
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1590
01:35:31,845 --> 01:35:37,049
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1591
01:35:37,050 --> 01:35:40,853
♪ It's good ♪
1592
01:35:40,854 --> 01:35:44,457
♪ Enough ♪
1593
01:35:44,458 --> 01:35:49,296
♪ For me. ♪
1594
01:35:58,397 --> 01:36:03,397
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