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I've learned that running
a business ain't easy.

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And if anyone tells you
otherwise,

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they're just lying to ya.

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And running a bikini car wash?

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Now, as glamorous as that
might sound...

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Okay, I'll admit, it's pretty
glamorous.

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But, it wasn't always like this.

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Baby focus, I'm so close.

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Are you?

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Yeah.

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Jack! Don't text and fuck!

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But it's okay. It's okay.

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It's alright, keep going!

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Yeah, just like that.
That's right.

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You're cute... like a
little monkey

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It feels so amazing...

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Are you texting?

19
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No!

20
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What's wrong?

21
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What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?

22
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I thought you were close...

23
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Yeah, I was, okay? Was!

24
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That's past tense.

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I can't have sex with you
while you're texting.

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I can multi-task.

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Yeah, come on. It's okay.
I'm still hard.

28
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I can get that back.

29
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I can get it back.

30
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I like you, you're a fun guy,
you're super nice, but yeah,

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something makes me think
you're not that into me.

32
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No, no, no, no. I'm totally
into you.

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What's my major?

34
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Well...

35
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Botany!

36
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I mean, art history!
That's right...

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Journalism.

38
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One-night stands are
fun and all, but

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a guy one-night standing has
to be able to focus on me.

40
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Otherwise I could just go home
and vibrate.

41
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Just got a new toy actually...

42
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I'm gonna go home...

43
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Do you have any batteries?

44
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Yo, Jack. You get any tonight?

45
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Kinda, sorta.

46
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Nice man!

47
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Gotta tell me your secret
sometime!

48
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Level 36, man!

49
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Hey Jack! The party is
wrapping up man.

50
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Where's Tracy?

51
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she left.

52
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Well, you wanna have a
threesome with us?

53
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Ew.

54
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I'm just looking out for my boy.

55
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So sweet of you...

56
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I'm just gonna grab a beer.

57
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Alright.

58
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We should play a game.

59
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Let's play "Cowboys and
Naked Chicks".

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Does it involve boobies?

61
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Of course it involves boobies.

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I like it!

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<i>Boobies!</i>

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Hey, Brittany.

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Jack! Guess what?
I just interviewed Tracy.

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Seems she dropped you like
a bad habit.

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Wait, hold up, what'd,
what did she say?

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Spoiler alert!

69
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Okay, okay.

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Can we keep my love life out of
your documentary please?

71
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I don't think I can.

72
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So does that mean you
couldn't get it up?

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No!

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It was up! It was up just fine.
It was...

75
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Next time I have sex, you
wanna film it?

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I'm not making that kind
of film.

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I'll just interview Vex.

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I think he's a bit busy...

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I swear I didn't do it!

80
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I didn't do it darling!

81
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Bang bang! Bang bang!

82
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Breaking out the heavy
artillery, baby!

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You're shooting an unarmed man!

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Well, then arm yourself!

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Hey, Brit.

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Either of you got handcuffs?

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You were about ready to
tell me what Tracy said.

88
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Nice try.

89
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Fucking creep!

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What happened?

91
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My boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend.

92
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What did he do now?

93
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Is everything ok?

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He screwed his masseuse...
again!

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Jack, can I crash here? For like
a day or two? I'll pay you.

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Yes!

97
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Yeah, the couch is available.

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You could, sleep there until
I find some space.

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Thanks.

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I'm gonna make sure she's okay.

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Okay.

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Poor Amanda.

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Why?

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Well, she's like, totally
in love with Tori.

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It's obvious.

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I didn't know that Amanda
was into...

107
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It's obvious, Jack.

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I didn't know she liked...

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It's obvious.

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Nice.

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Wanna grab a beer?

112
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Yeah.

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Great.

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yummy!

115
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So, took some good footage?

116
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Yeah, I think so.

117
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You okay?

118
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Me? Yeah. Sorry. I zoned.

119
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For you.

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Light beer.

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Hey, Brit, did you get me
dancing with those

122
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cutie-patooties from the
football team?

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You mean the basketball team?

124
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Whatever, they were hot!

125
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No, I didn't. Battery was low.

126
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Aw, that's a shame. Jack,
come hang out with me.

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I can't actually. I've gotta
clean the place.

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I'm renting this from my Dad and
I can't just trash it, you know.

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It looks fine. Come dance
with me!

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Another time. Another time.
Promise.

131
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Yay! I'll remember that.

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You hanging out tomorrow?

133
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Yeah, we should be. Yeah.

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Cool. I'll text you.

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Shake what your mama gave you,
baby! Come on!

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Ride me dirty, Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Gotta collect rent.

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I'm a wee bit short.

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How much?

141
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Like, sorta all of it.

142
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You hit the casino again?
Dude, we talked about this.

143
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No, I'm good for it I swear.

144
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Alright, man.

145
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Thanks. Love you.

146
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I was just collecting rent.

147
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Can I give it to you Friday?

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My financial aid fell
through and

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I can't even pay my
last payment,

150
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which means I might not
even graduate.

151
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Shit, that sucks.
Yeah, yeah of course.

152
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Thanks.

153
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Hey are...
are you and Tori...

154
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Shit! My Dad!

155
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Is Jack here?

156
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I'm here, I'm here!
Thanks, Tori.

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Hey I'll see you later
in class.

158
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Hey!

159
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You didn't return my calls.

160
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Just stopping by to make sure
you didn't burn down the joint.

161
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Not at all. Still here!
Not burning!

162
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So, is she living here?

163
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Tori? No, not at all.

164
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Your mother and I didn't
get this place you so

165
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you can have all your
friends living here.

166
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No... no, no, no, no, no.
We just...

167
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I just had a little
gathering last night.

168
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Paint...
Painting party.

169
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Nice, you painted? Can I see?

170
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Yeah. Soon! It's not done yet.

171
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Okay, sure.

172
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Yeah, so Tori just...

173
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Yeah, she stayed over last night
'cause she wasn't feeling well.

174
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Must be the paint fumes.

175
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You know what? I think
you're right.

176
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Yeah, I think it was
the fumes, yeah.

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Man, do I have the
beer shits.

178
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Hey Mr. Miller!

179
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He stayed over, too cause...
fumes.

180
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You know, Jack, we only expect
the best from you,

181
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and anything less is, well,
less, and not acceptable.

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Absolutely.

183
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If we find out that you're
screwing up

184
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or using this as a party house,

185
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you can say goodbye to the
skate shop. The house. The car.

186
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All of it. Understand?

187
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You do want the skate shop,
right?

188
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And the other stuff, too.

189
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Good. That's my boy.

190
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I'm your boy!

191
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I'll call you later.

192
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Awesome, Dad. Thanks!

193
00:10:06,669 --> 00:10:09,672
Next time, answer my call.

194
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Yeah.

195
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Run a real business? I don't
think I'm ready for all that...

196
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Jack, you've spent the last
four years getting ready.

197
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Awe come on, Professor, there's
gotta be another way.

198
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Look, I'll re-take my final.

199
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Not an option.
I gotta be honest,

200
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this whole semester it seemed
like you were coasting.

201
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Your colon cancer awareness
campaign?

202
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I thought we had a
good campaign.

203
00:11:03,391 --> 00:11:05,094
"Got Anal?"

204
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It was catchy.

205
00:11:06,163 --> 00:11:08,498
Listen, the only reason I'm
offering you this

206
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is that your father and I go
back pretty far

207
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and he has a good mind
for business.

208
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I thought you might, too.

209
00:11:14,904 --> 00:11:18,575
Maybe that gene skipped me.
Or I'm adopted.

210
00:11:18,607 --> 00:11:20,242
Frank, the manager, is taking
another job,

211
00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:22,111
so it works out perfectly.

212
00:11:22,145 --> 00:11:24,347
Look, I don't know shit
about car washes.

213
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Run it for a week, show a
profit. Do that, you pass.

214
00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:03,786
I would give my first
born child to caress that ass.

215
00:12:03,818 --> 00:12:07,524
You would give up a tiny,
beautiful newborn baby?

216
00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:10,426
I think I would.

217
00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:14,897
So, does your Dad know that
you lost your job yet?

218
00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:16,031
No.

219
00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:18,234
Does he know your renting out
rooms to your friends

220
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to pay for your rent?

221
00:12:20,336 --> 00:12:22,238
No. Not at all, and get this.

222
00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:25,507
I got a 24 on my Final.

223
00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:28,544
Wow! That's
fantastically awful.

224
00:12:31,813 --> 00:12:33,248
Just look at Tori for a sec.

225
00:12:33,281 --> 00:12:34,917
That should make you
feel better.

226
00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:45,662
No. I still feel like a loser.

227
00:12:45,694 --> 00:12:48,430
Yeah, me too. I swore that
would work.

228
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,799
You know my Dad's deal, man.

229
00:12:49,832 --> 00:12:52,268
All I have to do is just pass
my business classes

230
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and he gives me the cash
for the skate shop.

231
00:12:54,303 --> 00:12:56,405
Yeah. I know, you've been
talking about it for years.

232
00:12:56,438 --> 00:12:58,440
But what if you opened it and
it bombed, dude?

233
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,542
Maybe just go work for him.
It'd probably be easier.

234
00:13:00,576 --> 00:13:03,880
I don't know. My professor
made me an offer.

235
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,615
Blowjob? I mean,

236
00:13:05,648 --> 00:13:07,850
I guess it's worth it and all if
you really want the grade...

237
00:13:07,882 --> 00:13:11,820
No, dumbass, not a blowjob.

238
00:13:11,853 --> 00:13:14,957
If I show him that I can run a
business, successfully,

239
00:13:14,991 --> 00:13:17,492
for a week, he'll give me the
credit I need to pass.

240
00:13:17,525 --> 00:13:19,596
What kind of business?

241
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Car wash.

242
00:13:23,866 --> 00:13:25,335
Shit.

243
00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:27,302
It's Big Tony and Bobby Bullets.

244
00:13:27,336 --> 00:13:28,104
Those are their real names?

245
00:13:28,136 --> 00:13:30,707
Vex, my man, how the
hell are ya?

246
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,741
Yeah, Vex, how da fuck are ya?

247
00:13:36,011 --> 00:13:36,612
Come on.

248
00:13:36,645 --> 00:13:37,880
Aren't you guys from here?

249
00:13:37,914 --> 00:13:39,982
Cause, you sound like you just
fell out of a Scorsese movie.

250
00:13:40,015 --> 00:13:41,650
Hey I'll cut ya for that,
ya know!

251
00:13:41,683 --> 00:13:42,751
No, Bobby, relax.

252
00:13:42,784 --> 00:13:45,320
It really wasn't that bad of
a criticism, ya know?

253
00:13:45,353 --> 00:13:47,323
He did say Scorsese!?

254
00:13:47,356 --> 00:13:50,726
No, listen you ain't gotta be
from New York to be New York!

255
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,595
I think you do.

256
00:13:52,627 --> 00:13:55,664
Ya know, Vex, Paulie is
awaiting his payment

257
00:13:55,698 --> 00:13:57,733
and it's our job to collect.

258
00:13:57,766 --> 00:13:59,635
I'll pay it back, guys. Relax.

259
00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:01,603
Paulie ain't one for relaxing.

260
00:14:01,636 --> 00:14:03,272
No. Paulie don't do that shit.

261
00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:06,742
You know, Paulie, he prefers
to break people's arms.

262
00:14:06,775 --> 00:14:07,609
And necks!

263
00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:09,678
That don't make Paulie a
priority?

264
00:14:09,712 --> 00:14:12,347
Ya see, Paulie lent you the
cash,

265
00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:14,616
now it's your job to
pay it back.

266
00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:16,052
Quite fucking simple.

267
00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:18,654
And if that don't work out,
well...

268
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:23,025
things that are... attached to
your body, they start breaking.

269
00:14:23,058 --> 00:14:24,827
This is very painful.

270
00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:26,296
I told him I'd have it
this week.

271
00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:29,332
You better! Or snap!?

272
00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:32,769
End of da week, bitch! Or snap!

273
00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:34,303
End of the week.

274
00:14:35,571 --> 00:14:38,041
Yo, damn baby. You got a whole
lot of junk up in that trunk.

275
00:14:38,073 --> 00:14:40,375
What do you say I pull up that
bumper and smack that...

276
00:14:40,409 --> 00:14:41,278
Oph!

277
00:14:42,812 --> 00:14:44,813
Let's get out of here, Tony!

278
00:14:48,951 --> 00:14:50,853
Dude, it was a sure thing!

279
00:14:50,885 --> 00:14:52,889
Famous last words.

280
00:14:54,122 --> 00:14:56,092
So, what are we gonna do now?

281
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,659
You're gonna help me with
the car wash.

282
00:14:57,693 --> 00:14:59,062
Sure! But hey, I don't work

283
00:14:59,095 --> 00:14:59,896
for less than thirty bucks
an hour, you know?

284
00:14:59,928 --> 00:15:01,563
A man's gotta have his
principles.

285
00:15:01,597 --> 00:15:02,531
Ten bucks an hour.

286
00:15:02,564 --> 00:15:05,000
Sweet! Fuck principles. I'm in.

287
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:05,902
Great.

288
00:15:07,169 --> 00:15:10,673
Dude, we should hire Tori too!
Then we'd get some mad business!

289
00:15:10,706 --> 00:15:12,942
Sure, yeah. Why don't we
just open a bikini car wash?

290
00:15:12,975 --> 00:15:13,943
That's a brilliant idea.

291
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:16,545
That was a joke.

292
00:15:16,578 --> 00:15:18,080
Think about it, man!
It can't miss!

293
00:15:18,114 --> 00:15:19,349
We'd be printing money!

294
00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:24,087
Vex, I'm not running a bikini
car wash, man. It's like, seedy.

295
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,823
But, highly profitable and
I can help.

296
00:15:26,856 --> 00:15:28,957
Help? Dude, we got a hot chick!

297
00:15:28,991 --> 00:15:31,093
Imagine her like soaping up
your car.

298
00:15:31,126 --> 00:15:33,762
Maybe she winks at you, she
blows you a kiss.

299
00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:35,897
You achieve wood. Perfect!

300
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:38,900
Absolutely, but there is more
than that to running a business.

301
00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:41,570
-We got it all figured out,
Marvin.

302
00:15:41,603 --> 00:15:43,573
You got the numbers
figured out?

303
00:15:43,606 --> 00:15:46,609
Psh! Yeah, Jack's a numbers
whiz. Right?

304
00:15:47,776 --> 00:15:49,911
We might need help with
the numbers.

305
00:15:49,944 --> 00:15:53,116
It's not exactly the
kind of business

306
00:15:53,149 --> 00:15:54,616
my Dad would be cool with,
you know?

307
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:56,718
And the Professor, I don't
think he wants me

308
00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:59,054
turning his little car wash into
something out of a porno.

309
00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:00,122
I'm so in.

310
00:16:00,155 --> 00:16:00,957
Me, too!

311
00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:03,459
Who said you can
join the team?

312
00:16:03,491 --> 00:16:06,628
It'd be just like Senior Year,
when we ruled Liberty High.

313
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,997
It's a little different than
student government, bro.

314
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,131
Do you even remember
high school?

315
00:16:10,165 --> 00:16:12,768
You know, considering you were
stoned half the time.

316
00:16:12,802 --> 00:16:14,871
I think it was way more
than half.

317
00:16:14,904 --> 00:16:17,606
It doesn't even matter. Look, I
didn't agree to this so...

318
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,643
But if you do, I can make sure
we actually make a profit,

319
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,010
which is the whole point,
correct?

320
00:16:22,044 --> 00:16:23,645
Yeah, I mean I sure as shit
need the cash,

321
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:24,547
and Jack needs the grade.

322
00:16:24,579 --> 00:16:25,814
Cool down guys, alright.

323
00:16:25,847 --> 00:16:28,049
This is my mess, I make
the decisions!

324
00:16:28,082 --> 00:16:29,818
So you're in, too! Nice!

325
00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:30,685
No, I didn't say that!

326
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,488
Then what are your other
options?

327
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,655
You know, we got less
than a week

328
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,158
and you've got no money.

329
00:16:35,191 --> 00:16:37,160
What else is there?
A lemonade stand?

330
00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:39,495
C'mon. Let me hear your ideas.

331
00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:41,664
I thought so. Think
about it, man!

332
00:16:41,697 --> 00:16:44,700
The hot chicks! Sexy bikinis!
It can't miss!

333
00:16:44,732 --> 00:16:45,967
There's no guarantee...

334
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,069
According to my calculations, it
would be a tremendous success.

335
00:16:48,102 --> 00:16:49,203
I mean it would be nice
if it worked but...

336
00:16:49,237 --> 00:16:52,842
We could run specials. Buy five
washes, get one free.

337
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,544
Theme days! Hot nurses!

338
00:16:54,577 --> 00:16:58,581
And I'll do it for free.
Just help me get her.

339
00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:00,850
Psh... Dude get in line,
alright?

340
00:17:00,882 --> 00:17:04,186
Only a special kind of guy goes
balls deep with Tori.

341
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,522
Why don't you try with someone
like Amanda?

342
00:17:06,554 --> 00:17:08,056
Amanda is totally into Tori.

343
00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:11,694
Whatever, I just mean
someone more realistic, and less

344
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:12,894
Tori-ish.

345
00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:16,466
My god. Wouldn't it be funny
if he lost Tori to a girl?

346
00:17:16,498 --> 00:17:19,201
No! It would be uproarious.

347
00:17:19,235 --> 00:17:22,205
It's just that, you guys always
get the girls, you know?

348
00:17:22,237 --> 00:17:25,140
And I'm just, not.

349
00:17:25,173 --> 00:17:26,708
I should be proud right now,
but I don't wanna think

350
00:17:26,742 --> 00:17:29,212
about you alone in your room
next time I'm banging.

351
00:17:29,245 --> 00:17:31,714
Come on, Jack, let's help this
bastard get laid.

352
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,816
Awe, dammit. I got myself into
this mess, didn't I?

353
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:37,719
Yup. But this could be
your chance.

354
00:17:37,753 --> 00:17:39,989
Yo, my bro graduated with a
degree in engineering

355
00:17:40,022 --> 00:17:41,724
and now he's flipping burgers.

356
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,226
It's shit out there, man.

357
00:17:43,258 --> 00:17:45,260
Us millennials, we're screwed.

358
00:17:45,294 --> 00:17:46,195
Look if you join the team,

359
00:17:46,228 --> 00:17:48,597
I cannot guarantee you're
gonna land her.

360
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,233
Just guarantee that you'll try.

361
00:17:50,265 --> 00:17:52,802
Remember the millennials.

362
00:17:56,738 --> 00:17:57,273
Fuck it.

363
00:17:57,305 --> 00:18:00,175
That's the spirit! Yeah!

364
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:04,214
Can one of you boys help rub
some oil on me?

365
00:18:08,784 --> 00:18:11,254
So, Tori,

366
00:18:11,286 --> 00:18:15,591
I've got a possible business
proposition for you.

367
00:18:19,628 --> 00:18:21,197
What do you think of this blue?

368
00:18:21,229 --> 00:18:24,299
I love it. Take off these
bottoms.

369
00:18:24,332 --> 00:18:27,003
And they go good with
these, too.

370
00:18:27,035 --> 00:18:28,203
What do you think about
this one?

371
00:18:28,236 --> 00:18:30,939
That one's cute. I like the
polka dots.

372
00:18:35,977 --> 00:18:38,948
This must be what Heaven
looks like.

373
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:42,884
I don't think there are girls in
bikinis in Heaven, Vex! Geez!

374
00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:45,621
Hey Marvin, big favor.
Shut the fuck up!

375
00:18:45,653 --> 00:18:47,656
Shutting up.

376
00:18:49,324 --> 00:18:52,061
Guys, is this too skimpy?

377
00:18:55,997 --> 00:18:58,000
Hell yeah!

378
00:19:06,207 --> 00:19:09,211
For the record, this is gonna
be fucking awesome!

379
00:19:43,044 --> 00:19:45,047
Holy shit, dude we got one!

380
00:19:47,716 --> 00:19:49,819
Hey welcome. How can we
help you?

381
00:19:49,851 --> 00:19:51,353
I want a car wash.

382
00:19:51,387 --> 00:19:52,355
Kelly!

383
00:19:56,859 --> 00:20:01,230
Hey, baby. Did you want the
standard wash, the premium,

384
00:20:01,263 --> 00:20:04,233
or the 'Happy-Ending
Please-Cum-All-Over-Me Rubdown'?

385
00:20:04,265 --> 00:20:05,834
I'll take the last one.

386
00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:08,704
Please pull it... around.

387
00:20:08,736 --> 00:20:11,873
And then you enter...
through the rear.

388
00:20:11,907 --> 00:20:12,909
Yes, Ma'am!

389
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:26,622
Hi!

390
00:21:40,829 --> 00:21:42,465
Hi! I'm sorry!

391
00:21:42,497 --> 00:21:44,132
It's all good.

392
00:21:54,776 --> 00:21:56,478
I've got plenty of life
to live but it's safe to say

393
00:21:56,512 --> 00:21:58,813
that this will be the best
job I'll ever have!

394
00:21:58,846 --> 00:22:00,415
No doubt, dude.

395
00:22:00,448 --> 00:22:02,851
And with any luck, word of
mouth will spread.

396
00:22:02,884 --> 00:22:05,220
Yeah, everyone is gonna know
about this bikini car wash.

397
00:22:05,254 --> 00:22:05,821
Hey, guys!

398
00:22:05,853 --> 00:22:06,788
Hey.

399
00:22:06,822 --> 00:22:08,357
Brit! You totally missed the
grand opening

400
00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:10,092
of Jack's bikini car wash!

401
00:22:10,124 --> 00:22:11,359
That's 'cause I wasn't aware

402
00:22:11,392 --> 00:22:12,995
Jack had started his own
business.

403
00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:15,497
-It's no big deal. It's just
for my business class.

404
00:22:15,531 --> 00:22:17,832
Yeah, and the whole
bikini aspect

405
00:22:17,865 --> 00:22:19,501
is just a marketing thing.

406
00:22:19,534 --> 00:22:21,504
Yeah, right!

407
00:22:21,536 --> 00:22:24,105
The important thing is just
running the business.

408
00:22:24,139 --> 00:22:26,976
Yeah. Yeah, sure. My bad.

409
00:22:27,008 --> 00:22:29,978
So you have girls in bikinis
washing cars?

410
00:22:30,012 --> 00:22:32,515
Yeah, Brit. It's a
bikini car wash.

411
00:22:32,547 --> 00:22:34,916
You can't not have girls
in bikinis!

412
00:22:34,949 --> 00:22:36,184
You know, Jack.

413
00:22:36,217 --> 00:22:38,387
We're probably the only bikini
car wash in the whole zip code,

414
00:22:38,419 --> 00:22:39,854
if not the whole fucking state.

415
00:22:39,888 --> 00:22:41,524
We're pioneers, bro!
It's inspiring!

416
00:22:41,556 --> 00:22:44,392
Wow. Just like Lewis & Clark.

417
00:22:44,426 --> 00:22:46,262
Wait 'til the girls in my film
class hear about this.

418
00:22:46,294 --> 00:22:47,396
No. I don't know about...

419
00:22:47,428 --> 00:22:48,997
Can I be in it?

420
00:22:49,031 --> 00:22:49,932
Yes!

421
00:22:49,966 --> 00:22:50,900
You should totally put
me in it too.

422
00:22:50,932 --> 00:22:53,399
People love looking at this
fucking face.

423
00:22:53,434 --> 00:22:53,536
I'll start filming tomorrow.

424
00:22:53,569 --> 00:22:54,770
Nah, nah...
You know, I'd...

425
00:22:54,803 --> 00:22:57,406
I'd have to get permission and
there's forms to fill out...

426
00:22:57,438 --> 00:22:58,373
Don't worry, Jack.

427
00:22:58,407 --> 00:23:00,309
I'll just blur out the name
when I edit it.

428
00:23:00,342 --> 00:23:02,178
No... Ya know, and the
customers...

429
00:23:02,210 --> 00:23:05,213
Yeah, I'll just shoot around
them or blur them out, too.

430
00:23:09,618 --> 00:23:10,820
Cool.

431
00:23:12,621 --> 00:23:13,488
Great.

432
00:23:17,059 --> 00:23:17,927
Hey.

433
00:23:19,594 --> 00:23:20,262
Sorry.

434
00:23:20,295 --> 00:23:22,430
Why? I'm just making a Pop Tart.

435
00:23:22,464 --> 00:23:24,066
Okay. Sorry.

436
00:23:24,099 --> 00:23:26,168
Amanda, stop apologizing.

437
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,201
I know, I know, I'm sor...

438
00:23:27,236 --> 00:23:29,438
Hey, I'm sorry for blowing
you off last night.

439
00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:31,306
I just have a lot going on.

440
00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:33,042
Yeah, I totally understand.

441
00:23:33,074 --> 00:23:36,444
My ex is just like... I mean,
look at this body.

442
00:23:36,477 --> 00:23:39,047
Would you go anywhere else?

443
00:23:39,081 --> 00:23:41,950
No, I wouldn't never go
anywhere else, ever.

444
00:23:43,118 --> 00:23:45,087
Like... Like if I were him.

445
00:23:46,255 --> 00:23:47,590
And my lips.

446
00:23:47,622 --> 00:23:50,926
I mean, these are just the
perfect lips to kiss with.

447
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:54,330
Yeah, pretty perfect lips.

448
00:23:54,362 --> 00:23:56,931
Yeah, yours are nice, too.

449
00:23:56,965 --> 00:23:58,601
No! They're not.

450
00:23:58,633 --> 00:24:01,269
Ya know, if you dressed a
little different,

451
00:24:01,303 --> 00:24:03,938
more confident, and a
little sexier,

452
00:24:03,971 --> 00:24:05,974
I think you'd get more
guys' attention.

453
00:24:09,511 --> 00:24:11,347
Stop! What are you doing?

454
00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:13,482
Let me see your stomach.

455
00:24:13,515 --> 00:24:15,284
See? Perfect.

456
00:24:15,316 --> 00:24:16,517
Whatever.

457
00:24:16,551 --> 00:24:18,553
Anyways, thank you.

458
00:24:25,127 --> 00:24:26,395
Your Pop Tart.

459
00:24:26,428 --> 00:24:29,130
Yeah. Is it cool if I
crash with you?

460
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,967
The couch smells like
puke and chips.

461
00:24:31,999 --> 00:24:32,868
Yeah!

462
00:24:34,169 --> 00:24:36,639
I mean, yeah, sure. Whatever.

463
00:24:36,671 --> 00:24:38,874
Cool. You're the best, Amanda.

464
00:24:55,157 --> 00:24:56,659
Hey, guys. Just real quick,

465
00:24:56,691 --> 00:24:59,160
while I've got ya, I just wanted
to thank, everyone, for today.

466
00:24:59,194 --> 00:25:01,263
You guys were great, really.

467
00:25:01,295 --> 00:25:03,332
I gotta run this thing
for a week,

468
00:25:03,364 --> 00:25:05,534
so if you guys can help out
for a few more days,

469
00:25:05,566 --> 00:25:06,669
that would be awesome.

470
00:25:06,701 --> 00:25:08,670
I can't. I got an
internship.

471
00:25:08,704 --> 00:25:10,673
My friend Mia might be
able to help.

472
00:25:10,706 --> 00:25:12,174
She's super cute.

473
00:25:12,207 --> 00:25:15,076
Super cute is a great quality.

474
00:25:15,110 --> 00:25:17,413
I had fun, but I'm beat.

475
00:25:17,446 --> 00:25:19,014
Well, ya know, once we actually
get a rhythm going,

476
00:25:19,046 --> 00:25:20,682
I sure we can work more
efficiently, guys.

477
00:25:20,716 --> 00:25:21,883
I've done some calculations,

478
00:25:21,917 --> 00:25:25,688
and if we are busy as my numbers
suggest we may indeed be,

479
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,555
anyone working as a bikini
person could bring home

480
00:25:27,589 --> 00:25:31,360
at least two hundred bucks
a day, maybe more,

481
00:25:31,392 --> 00:25:33,696
depending on weather concerns
and of course, traffic.

482
00:25:34,996 --> 00:25:36,164
Shut up, Marvin.

483
00:25:36,198 --> 00:25:38,333
I did get some nice tips.

484
00:25:38,367 --> 00:25:40,569
You know, the pizza place
is really flexible.

485
00:25:40,601 --> 00:25:42,705
I can still be cashier.

486
00:25:42,737 --> 00:25:45,573
I'm in. I don't mind
showing off my girls.

487
00:25:45,607 --> 00:25:48,444
Your girls?

488
00:25:48,476 --> 00:25:51,746
Whoo! Those girls.

489
00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:53,615
I am a big fan of those girls.

490
00:25:53,648 --> 00:25:56,051
But do the girls need to be
out at the moment?

491
00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:59,721
Yes, they do. You wanna
touch 'em, Brit?

492
00:25:59,755 --> 00:26:03,324
They're all natural.
Well, not really.

493
00:26:03,358 --> 00:26:04,726
No, thanks, I'm good.

494
00:26:04,759 --> 00:26:07,195
Yeah, maybe we could just,
ya know...

495
00:26:07,228 --> 00:26:10,598
Sure thing, Jack. Don't want
to offend anyone.

496
00:26:10,631 --> 00:26:11,533
You're not offending me,

497
00:26:11,566 --> 00:26:13,634
you just don't need to
fling them around.

498
00:26:13,668 --> 00:26:15,270
Okay, BRATtany.

499
00:26:15,303 --> 00:26:17,072
Hey!
No fighting, girls,

500
00:26:17,104 --> 00:26:19,741
unless it involves mud wresting
or nudity. Or both.

501
00:26:21,142 --> 00:26:25,246
Hey, Jack, this is gonna
be awesome.

502
00:26:36,824 --> 00:26:40,763
Aw, that feels so good.

503
00:26:40,795 --> 00:26:44,499
You should become a masseuse,
not a lawyer.

504
00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:49,271
I think that lawyers tend
to be more successful

505
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:52,507
than masseuses.
Read that in books.

506
00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:56,278
Stupid book.

507
00:26:56,311 --> 00:26:58,447
Okay, now it's time
for the front.

508
00:26:58,479 --> 00:26:59,081
Yeah?

509
00:27:05,152 --> 00:27:06,654
Ya know? You could just quit

510
00:27:06,688 --> 00:27:10,124
all this stupid law business
and become a bikini girl.

511
00:27:10,158 --> 00:27:12,160
My parents would love that.

512
00:27:14,095 --> 00:27:15,663
Should I be jealous of you
hanging out

513
00:27:15,697 --> 00:27:17,065
with these bikini girls?

514
00:27:17,099 --> 00:27:19,134
Psh. No way.
I mean, it's not like

515
00:27:19,167 --> 00:27:21,437
you and me are going out
or anything, right?

516
00:27:21,469 --> 00:27:26,275
I like to keep it casual. But
if I was the jealous type...

517
00:27:29,444 --> 00:27:31,480
That would be bad, wouldn't it?

518
00:27:31,513 --> 00:27:34,516
I'm glad you're not the
jealous type.

519
00:27:35,516 --> 00:27:38,853
I'm sorry, did that hurt?

520
00:27:38,887 --> 00:27:40,589
I kinda liked it.

521
00:27:40,621 --> 00:27:42,624
You freak.

522
00:27:50,899 --> 00:27:52,834
Alright, well we've got some
interviews coming in today,

523
00:27:52,868 --> 00:27:54,837
but I've gotta inventory
supplies with Marvin.

524
00:27:54,870 --> 00:27:56,705
So, can you handle them?

525
00:27:56,737 --> 00:27:58,172
No problemo.

526
00:27:58,206 --> 00:27:59,207
Alright.

527
00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:02,777
Be professional.

528
00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:03,846
Obviously!

529
00:28:17,691 --> 00:28:20,228
I'm gonna need to see you
in a bikini.

530
00:28:28,236 --> 00:28:29,737
This better?

531
00:28:29,771 --> 00:28:30,773
Yeah.

532
00:28:32,673 --> 00:28:35,610
Even better?

533
00:28:35,643 --> 00:28:38,646
Please tell your parents I said
Thank You.

534
00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:44,887
Experience. Work history.
Blah. Blah. Blah.

535
00:28:44,919 --> 00:28:46,621
What are your best assets?

536
00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:48,657
Do these count?

537
00:29:02,970 --> 00:29:05,540
Yeah. Those count.

538
00:29:08,275 --> 00:29:11,279
Yeah, ya know.
Great resume. We'll call you.

539
00:29:13,547 --> 00:29:16,551
Does that help your decision?

540
00:29:16,584 --> 00:29:20,155
Fuck yeah. When can
you start?

541
00:29:21,823 --> 00:29:24,293
How'd it go, man?
I miss anything?

542
00:29:24,325 --> 00:29:24,927
Meh.

543
00:29:31,699 --> 00:29:32,934
Holy...

544
00:29:32,967 --> 00:29:34,169
Shit.

545
00:29:35,437 --> 00:29:36,304
Hi.

546
00:29:36,838 --> 00:29:37,839
Hi.

547
00:29:37,872 --> 00:29:40,742
April told me about the job?
Here's my resume.

548
00:29:42,009 --> 00:29:45,446
Yes. Yes, you heard right...

549
00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:48,449
What are some of your
qualifications?

550
00:29:48,483 --> 00:29:51,620
I'm an excellent customer
service provider,

551
00:29:51,652 --> 00:29:54,288
and I'll do pretty much
anything to make sure

552
00:29:54,322 --> 00:29:57,959
the customer is extremely
satisfied.

553
00:29:57,993 --> 00:29:58,694
You're hired.

554
00:29:58,726 --> 00:29:59,961
Vex, please.

555
00:29:59,995 --> 00:30:01,229
Great.

556
00:30:01,263 --> 00:30:05,300
Can you tell us about some of
the other positions you've held?

557
00:30:05,332 --> 00:30:06,634
Positions?

558
00:30:06,668 --> 00:30:10,005
I've been in a lot of
different positions.

559
00:30:10,037 --> 00:30:11,305
Awesome!

560
00:30:11,339 --> 00:30:12,841
What are some of your faves?

561
00:30:12,873 --> 00:30:14,642
Are you flirting with me?

562
00:30:14,676 --> 00:30:16,378
You're making me blush, honey.

563
00:30:16,410 --> 00:30:18,513
No, no, no. He means jobs.

564
00:30:18,545 --> 00:30:20,248
No, I meant positions.

565
00:30:20,282 --> 00:30:24,852
I've had a lot of experience in
a lot of different positions.

566
00:30:24,886 --> 00:30:28,724
And I'm very flexible.

567
00:30:28,756 --> 00:30:30,993
Flexibility is a huge plus!

568
00:30:31,025 --> 00:30:32,127
Here. Come on.

569
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:36,364
Most of the jobs I've had,
have been under the table.

570
00:30:36,398 --> 00:30:37,032
As in...

571
00:30:37,065 --> 00:30:38,499
No, Vex. Off the books, man.

572
00:30:38,533 --> 00:30:40,869
I know what under the
table means.

573
00:30:40,901 --> 00:30:42,638
Pfft. This guy...

574
00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:46,507
Mia, look, wow. This... this all
sounds great, it does, really.

575
00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:49,910
But see, I'm not solely looking
for sex appeal...

576
00:30:49,944 --> 00:30:50,879
Well, I am!

577
00:30:50,911 --> 00:30:51,746
Vex!

578
00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:52,447
Did I mention that my
friend, Neil,

579
00:30:52,479 --> 00:30:55,016
owns an exotic car dealership?

580
00:30:55,050 --> 00:30:58,020
I'm sure I could persuade him
to bring his cars

581
00:30:58,053 --> 00:31:00,621
here for washing and detailing.

582
00:31:00,655 --> 00:31:02,691
Okay, now is she hired?

583
00:31:02,724 --> 00:31:05,027
Welcome to the team, Mia!

584
00:32:08,156 --> 00:32:09,858
Dave still own this joint?

585
00:32:09,890 --> 00:32:11,092
Who's Dave?

586
00:32:11,126 --> 00:32:14,429
Dave Dugan. Or as I like to
fondly refer to him, Dildo Dave.

587
00:32:14,461 --> 00:32:16,430
Nobody really thinks that's
funny, Bobby.

588
00:32:16,464 --> 00:32:17,698
I meant to tell ya that.

589
00:32:17,732 --> 00:32:19,034
Like I give a flying fuck.

590
00:32:19,066 --> 00:32:21,001
<i>Some people call him,
The Professor.</i>

591
00:32:21,034 --> 00:32:22,970
That's because he's a professor.

592
00:32:23,004 --> 00:32:24,072
Anyways, yeah, he owns
the space.

593
00:32:24,104 --> 00:32:27,608
So you're the new manager of
this fine establishment?

594
00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:28,576
Temporarily.

595
00:32:28,610 --> 00:32:30,111
Good enough.

596
00:32:30,144 --> 00:32:33,047
We'd like to wish you the best
of luck with your endeavor.

597
00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:34,649
Cool, thanks.

598
00:32:34,681 --> 00:32:36,717
I was being facetious.

599
00:32:36,751 --> 00:32:38,920
I kinda like nerdy girls.

600
00:32:38,953 --> 00:32:40,589
you're nowhere near
my type.

601
00:32:40,621 --> 00:32:44,860
Enough, Bobby. We'd like to
make a withdrawal.

602
00:32:44,892 --> 00:32:46,127
Of what? I don't understa...

603
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:46,995
Money, smart guy!

604
00:32:47,028 --> 00:32:49,497
You fail outta college
or something?

605
00:32:49,531 --> 00:32:50,799
Actually, that's kind of a
funny story...

606
00:32:50,832 --> 00:32:53,168
No it ain't and we don't care!

607
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,636
We truly don't give anywhere
close to a shit

608
00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:57,639
regarding your situation.

609
00:32:57,671 --> 00:33:00,641
I'll make it simple.
Dildo Dave...

610
00:33:00,675 --> 00:33:01,677
Yes!

611
00:33:02,910 --> 00:33:03,978
The Professor

612
00:33:04,012 --> 00:33:08,015
and all the local joints pay
us a small weekly fee,

613
00:33:08,048 --> 00:33:11,485
and we make sure that nothing
bad happens to their businesses.

614
00:33:11,518 --> 00:33:13,188
It's a car wash. What
could happen?

615
00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:14,488
It could explode.

616
00:33:15,923 --> 00:33:17,525
Yeah, it definitely
could explode.

617
00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:18,427
Boom!

618
00:33:21,830 --> 00:33:23,765
There's nothing explosive here.

619
00:33:23,797 --> 00:33:25,666
Ya never know.

620
00:33:26,066 --> 00:33:28,035
Actually, I do.

621
00:33:28,069 --> 00:33:32,674
We're just here to offer
protection, that's all.

622
00:33:32,707 --> 00:33:34,709
Yeah, I'm gonna call the police.

623
00:33:36,611 --> 00:33:38,679
You put that stapler
near my face,

624
00:33:38,713 --> 00:33:40,449
I'll break your boss' windpipe.

625
00:33:40,482 --> 00:33:41,917
It's cool. It's cool, Amanda.
It's fine.

626
00:33:41,949 --> 00:33:44,686
The money. Or I break
your nose,

627
00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:48,689
then your hands, and something
else randomly.

628
00:33:48,723 --> 00:33:49,691
How much?

629
00:33:49,724 --> 00:33:52,060
The usual.

630
00:33:52,092 --> 00:33:53,695
I don't know the usual!

631
00:33:54,562 --> 00:33:57,433
Jack, today's numbers
look great!

632
00:34:01,703 --> 00:34:05,707
I think the usual has
just increased.

633
00:34:11,246 --> 00:34:12,948
How much did they get?

634
00:34:12,981 --> 00:34:15,082
More than I wanted to part with.

635
00:34:15,115 --> 00:34:17,084
How do we make it back?

636
00:34:17,117 --> 00:34:18,953
Hard work.

637
00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:23,090
I hate that idea. Any
other options?

638
00:34:23,124 --> 00:34:26,128
Guys, you've gotta see this!

639
00:34:38,273 --> 00:34:39,908
I hear your girls do a good job.

640
00:34:39,941 --> 00:34:41,109
You did?

641
00:34:41,142 --> 00:34:43,245
You heard right. What kind
of package would you like?

642
00:34:43,278 --> 00:34:44,111
The works.

643
00:34:44,144 --> 00:34:47,248
Four girls. Good choice.

644
00:34:47,282 --> 00:34:49,485
I hope so.

645
00:34:53,186 --> 00:34:54,755
Shit! This is awesome!

646
00:34:54,789 --> 00:34:56,858
Hey, I told you, Mia was
a good hire!

647
00:34:56,890 --> 00:34:57,992
Hey! Chill, man!

648
00:34:58,026 --> 00:35:00,262
We need to be careful, alright?
This is high end here.

649
00:35:00,294 --> 00:35:03,264
High end people have high end
friends, which means...

650
00:35:03,298 --> 00:35:04,233
More Ferraris?

651
00:35:04,265 --> 00:35:07,802
Yes, Vex. More Ferraris.
So be super careful.

652
00:35:07,834 --> 00:35:08,769
Of course!

653
00:36:08,695 --> 00:36:11,699
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Feet on
the ground please.

654
00:36:17,238 --> 00:36:19,241
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Hand Wash Only.

655
00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:05,253
Hey, nice job.
I like this place.

656
00:37:05,285 --> 00:37:06,854
Perhaps I'll recommend
my friends.

657
00:37:06,887 --> 00:37:08,922
We definitely appreciate
referrals.

658
00:37:08,956 --> 00:37:11,258
Hey, and next time...

659
00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:13,294
let her climb on the hood.

660
00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:23,405
I wanna be him when I grow up.

661
00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:31,012
Hey, what's up Kell-bell?

662
00:37:31,044 --> 00:37:32,813
Just wanted to ask
you something.

663
00:37:32,847 --> 00:37:34,282
Shoot.

664
00:37:34,314 --> 00:37:39,753
I think it would really help and
get us a lot of business

665
00:37:39,787 --> 00:37:43,323
if we really pushed the envelope
on the sexiness thing.

666
00:37:43,356 --> 00:37:44,391
I mean, I'll talk to Jack.

667
00:37:44,425 --> 00:37:47,428
But I'm not sure how sexy
he'd want to go though.

668
00:37:47,461 --> 00:37:50,097
I'm a really sexual person,

669
00:37:50,131 --> 00:37:53,234
so I can be as sexual as
you want me to be.

670
00:37:53,267 --> 00:37:54,936
Really...

671
00:37:54,968 --> 00:38:00,941
cause ya know, I'm a pretty
sexual person myself...

672
00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:01,875
Are you?

673
00:38:01,910 --> 00:38:04,779
Well, yeah. I mean, Vex
does rhyme with...

674
00:38:04,811 --> 00:38:09,817
I know what it rhymes with.
So show me, baby.

675
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,962
Hey, Marcy! Sara!

676
00:38:21,996 --> 00:38:24,131
My little sisters got a
lemonade stand? Nice.

677
00:38:24,164 --> 00:38:25,199
Buy some lemonade!

678
00:38:25,233 --> 00:38:26,401
Hell, yeah!

679
00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:30,372
I mean, heck yes. Please.
Jack, buddy, can you spot me?

680
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,341
Lemonades are on me.

681
00:38:33,374 --> 00:38:36,844
Three bucks! And we can't break
anything over twenty.

682
00:38:36,878 --> 00:38:37,646
Here you go.

683
00:38:37,678 --> 00:38:39,747
Thanks! We made nine
dollars now!

684
00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:40,514
Twelve, Sara.

685
00:38:40,548 --> 00:38:41,816
We might sell other stuff, too,

686
00:38:41,849 --> 00:38:43,351
in case people get sick of
lemonade.

687
00:38:43,383 --> 00:38:45,019
Like orange juice! And milk!

688
00:38:45,052 --> 00:38:47,488
Ew. Not milk, Sara, that's
disgusting.

689
00:38:47,521 --> 00:38:48,756
But maybe orange juice.

690
00:38:48,789 --> 00:38:53,093
And if you refer someone you get
a coupon for a free lemonade.

691
00:38:53,126 --> 00:38:54,428
That's a pretty good deal.

692
00:38:54,461 --> 00:38:55,463
Hey everyone!

693
00:38:55,497 --> 00:38:58,166
I was gonna stop by today
for that rent check.

694
00:38:58,198 --> 00:39:00,168
I got it right here,
so no need!

695
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,170
And the girls wanted to see what
their big brother is up to.

696
00:39:03,204 --> 00:39:04,439
No we didn't.

697
00:39:04,472 --> 00:39:07,175
Daddy said let's see what kind
of trouble you're getting into.

698
00:39:07,207 --> 00:39:09,376
Marcy. Did you finish
painting?

699
00:39:09,410 --> 00:39:11,413
Painting? Like Jack would
paint...

700
00:39:11,878 --> 00:39:13,981
Wow, this is good lemonade!

701
00:39:14,014 --> 00:39:14,882
Jack.

702
00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:15,749
Yeah.

703
00:39:15,784 --> 00:39:16,517
Your mother and I don't
appreciate you

704
00:39:16,550 --> 00:39:18,018
trashing the house.

705
00:39:18,052 --> 00:39:19,988
Not everyone gets an
opportunity like this.

706
00:39:20,021 --> 00:39:22,055
Well, Jack did just start
a business.

707
00:39:22,088 --> 00:39:25,392
A business? Really?
What is it?

708
00:39:25,425 --> 00:39:27,528
It's not gonna be like that
business project you did

709
00:39:27,561 --> 00:39:29,429
with the banana and the
donut is it...

710
00:39:29,463 --> 00:39:31,865
"BanoNut"! That was
a tasty failure.

711
00:39:31,898 --> 00:39:33,534
No. No, dad, it's nothing
like that.

712
00:39:33,568 --> 00:39:34,535
I'm just...

713
00:39:34,568 --> 00:39:36,537
just helping someone out.
It's no big deal.

714
00:39:36,570 --> 00:39:37,338
It's only temporary.

715
00:39:37,372 --> 00:39:41,042
I see. Is it a
real business?

716
00:39:41,075 --> 00:39:42,177
Yeah. It is.

717
00:39:42,209 --> 00:39:44,044
Daddy says the only way
to make money

718
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:45,880
is to be evil and ruthless.

719
00:39:45,912 --> 00:39:46,447
Heartless!

720
00:39:46,479 --> 00:39:48,015
No, he said ruthless.

721
00:39:48,048 --> 00:39:48,816
You're an idiot.

722
00:39:48,849 --> 00:39:50,851
Girls, that's enough.

723
00:39:53,387 --> 00:39:55,423
I'm gonna stop by in a few days.

724
00:39:55,456 --> 00:39:59,561
The house better be in good
shape... painted or not.

725
00:39:59,593 --> 00:40:01,796
Yeah. Yeah, of course.

726
00:40:03,197 --> 00:40:04,365
Let's get you girls some lunch!

727
00:40:04,398 --> 00:40:06,166
But what if somebody
wants lemonade?

728
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,903
It'll be okay for a few minutes.

729
00:40:08,936 --> 00:40:11,072
Good luck with your
business, girls!

730
00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:13,108
Whoa, harsh.

731
00:40:14,275 --> 00:40:16,910
Sorry, did I say too much in
front of your dad?

732
00:40:16,943 --> 00:40:17,611
You were in a jam.

733
00:40:17,644 --> 00:40:19,046
Yeah, you were totally jammed.

734
00:40:19,079 --> 00:40:20,514
You should just tell him
the truth.

735
00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:23,084
Truth? My parents don't
know shit about me.

736
00:40:23,117 --> 00:40:24,619
And that's for their
own protection.

737
00:40:24,651 --> 00:40:26,253
So I should tell him that
I might fail

738
00:40:26,287 --> 00:40:28,089
the only class he wants
me to pass,

739
00:40:28,122 --> 00:40:30,191
that I got fired from the job
I was supposed to keep

740
00:40:30,224 --> 00:40:33,193
to pay rent and that I run
a bikini car wash?

741
00:40:33,227 --> 00:40:35,330
The truth rocks. My opinion.

742
00:40:35,363 --> 00:40:37,098
Maybe not all the truth.

743
00:40:37,131 --> 00:40:40,101
But I have to admit this will
be great for the movie.

744
00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:41,501
Built-in drama.

745
00:40:41,535 --> 00:40:43,538
Just pass the popcorn!

746
00:40:49,276 --> 00:40:52,347
Sorry. I get nervous in front of
the camera. Can we try again?

747
00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:54,215
Yeah, I'll just keep rolling.

748
00:40:54,247 --> 00:40:56,483
Okay. For real this time!

749
00:40:56,517 --> 00:41:00,121
So, why I became a bikini
girl...

750
00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:02,122
It's all about the Benjamins,
baby.

751
00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:03,291
Kelly, this is my interview!

752
00:41:04,992 --> 00:41:07,128
But I do love the Benjamins!

753
00:43:18,159 --> 00:43:23,131
Making it rain, baby.
Making it rain. Whoa!

754
00:43:23,164 --> 00:43:25,099
Make it rain on me, Vex!
Make it rain on me!

755
00:43:25,131 --> 00:43:27,135
No! You're not involved
in the rain.

756
00:43:28,135 --> 00:43:30,171
Sorry, I was just trying
to be funny.

757
00:43:30,204 --> 00:43:32,273
Hey, dudes don't get rained.

758
00:43:32,305 --> 00:43:35,309
Yeah. Yeah.
Making it rain!

759
00:43:37,410 --> 00:43:40,648
Okay. Can I have everyone's
attention, please?

760
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:44,251
Let me just say that I am...

761
00:43:44,285 --> 00:43:45,286
very drunk.

762
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:49,122
But, also, on Jack's behalf,
I just wanna say

763
00:43:49,155 --> 00:43:52,793
that we are off to a really
good start, motherfuckers!

764
00:43:52,827 --> 00:43:55,030
Cheers!

765
00:43:55,628 --> 00:43:57,264
I need more drinks to drink?

766
00:43:57,298 --> 00:43:58,131
I got rum.

767
00:43:58,164 --> 00:43:59,300
I'll grab a glass!

768
00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:01,336
<i>My God! Grab me some!</i>

769
00:44:15,215 --> 00:44:19,219
I'd get these glasses, but I'm
a little buzzed at the moment.

770
00:44:24,758 --> 00:44:29,363
Awe, you're so sweet!
Like a candy cane.

771
00:44:29,396 --> 00:44:33,167
Actually, they're minty,
not really sweet.

772
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,169
Sweet to me would be like
a lollipop or...

773
00:44:35,202 --> 00:44:37,205
Something with a higher
sugar content.

774
00:44:39,539 --> 00:44:42,309
But, candy cane, nice! Thanks!

775
00:44:42,343 --> 00:44:44,345
-Yay!
-Yay!

776
00:44:45,646 --> 00:44:51,586
Tori... Can I ask you
a question?

777
00:44:51,619 --> 00:44:54,622
Yeah, you just did, silly!

778
00:45:00,628 --> 00:45:03,530
I got the rum!

779
00:45:11,639 --> 00:45:15,209
O-M-G! This one guy was so
totally getting off

780
00:45:15,242 --> 00:45:17,378
when I was washing
his windshield.

781
00:45:17,410 --> 00:45:18,746
He even had it out.

782
00:45:18,778 --> 00:45:19,914
Ew, it?

783
00:45:19,947 --> 00:45:23,284
Yeah! That should be
extra, right?

784
00:45:23,316 --> 00:45:25,887
Can I talk to you for a sec?
Alone?

785
00:45:25,919 --> 00:45:27,122
Yeah. Yeah.

786
00:45:31,858 --> 00:45:34,394
I'm a little concerned.
I think there's a line

787
00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:36,396
that you don't want to cross
with the car wash.

788
00:45:36,430 --> 00:45:39,300
I mean, Kelly's nipples did
more washing than her hands.

789
00:45:39,332 --> 00:45:41,434
Well that's part of
the deluxe wash.

790
00:45:41,468 --> 00:45:43,938
Is it? I didn't know that.

791
00:45:43,970 --> 00:45:46,940
Sure. Or you can go with just
the nipple wash by itself,

792
00:45:46,974 --> 00:45:50,278
but it's a better value
if you go deluxe.

793
00:45:50,311 --> 00:45:52,847
Now I see. Then the nips
are fine.

794
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,916
No, you're right. I'll
talk to them.

795
00:45:55,950 --> 00:45:57,518
We shouldn't have the
nipples out.

796
00:45:57,550 --> 00:45:59,553
Just looking out for you.

797
00:46:06,827 --> 00:46:09,430
Just looking out for you, too.
I wouldn't want you falling down

798
00:46:09,463 --> 00:46:11,466
and breaking that pretty
little a...

799
00:46:12,465 --> 00:46:13,934
ca... camera.

800
00:46:14,867 --> 00:46:17,938
Yeah, that'd be awful.

801
00:46:17,972 --> 00:46:20,274
You know, you're doing a nice
job with the car wash,

802
00:46:20,307 --> 00:46:22,743
even though I wasn't exactly
sold on it.

803
00:46:22,776 --> 00:46:23,844
That makes two of us.

804
00:46:23,876 --> 00:46:25,947
Seems like the girls are
into it, too.

805
00:46:25,979 --> 00:46:28,949
And my film might actually turn
out better than I thought,

806
00:46:28,983 --> 00:46:30,952
that is, if the girls in my
class don't steal my footage

807
00:46:30,985 --> 00:46:32,320
and burn it.

808
00:46:32,352 --> 00:46:34,621
That wouldn't be so bad,
would it?

809
00:46:34,655 --> 00:46:36,457
Kidding. Kidding.

810
00:46:36,490 --> 00:46:38,292
I'm sure you've probably
got enough

811
00:46:38,325 --> 00:46:40,561
car wash footage,
though, right?

812
00:46:40,593 --> 00:46:43,764
I could use more footage. Unless
you don't want me around.

813
00:46:43,796 --> 00:46:46,633
No, no, no, no. That's not
what I meant. I... no.

814
00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:48,669
I totally want you...

815
00:46:50,003 --> 00:46:53,840
around. Around, you know
what I mean.

816
00:46:53,874 --> 00:46:55,977
Then I'll be around.

817
00:46:56,010 --> 00:46:56,878
Cool.

818
00:46:57,677 --> 00:47:02,449
Hey, guys, am I interrupting?

819
00:47:02,483 --> 00:47:03,718
Actually...

820
00:47:03,751 --> 00:47:05,620
I need another beer.

821
00:47:07,488 --> 00:47:10,323
Wow. Someone has a bug
up her ass.

822
00:47:10,356 --> 00:47:12,492
Nope. I don't think she has
any bugs up her ass.

823
00:47:12,526 --> 00:47:14,462
Or anywhere else.

824
00:47:14,494 --> 00:47:17,998
You're the boss.
And a really good one.

825
00:47:18,032 --> 00:47:19,767
Well. I don't know about that.

826
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,004
If wasn't for your creativity,
none of it would have worked.

827
00:47:23,037 --> 00:47:24,538
I didn't really do
all that much.

828
00:47:24,570 --> 00:47:27,674
Aw, you're being modest.

829
00:47:27,707 --> 00:47:32,012
No, but, I was thinking that
maybe we should

830
00:47:32,046 --> 00:47:33,914
tone down some of the
sexy stuff.

831
00:47:33,947 --> 00:47:35,115
Why would we want to do that?

832
00:47:35,148 --> 00:47:38,519
I mean, I want the business to
be successful, of course,

833
00:47:38,552 --> 00:47:42,622
but you know just not
with all the nudity.

834
00:47:42,655 --> 00:47:46,826
What's wrong with a
little... nudity?

835
00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:50,765
Nothing, in the right context.

836
00:47:50,798 --> 00:47:55,436
Is this the right context?

837
00:47:55,468 --> 00:47:57,905
Yeah, sure.

838
00:47:57,938 --> 00:48:00,941
But, ya know, the car wash isn't
really the place...

839
00:48:00,974 --> 00:48:05,579
But, you know I'm all about
customer satisfaction.

840
00:48:05,611 --> 00:48:07,914
Customer satisfaction
is critical.

841
00:48:07,947 --> 00:48:11,718
Aw, Jack, you're blushing.

842
00:48:11,751 --> 00:48:13,387
Am I? No.

843
00:48:13,419 --> 00:48:19,293
Just. One. More. Button.

844
00:48:26,432 --> 00:48:29,736
Jack, you can't feel a girl up
and leave her hanging.

845
00:48:29,769 --> 00:48:31,938
It's not polite.

846
00:48:31,972 --> 00:48:33,407
Am I right, Brit?

847
00:48:33,439 --> 00:48:35,443
I didn't... I wasn't...
I wouldn't...

848
00:48:35,476 --> 00:48:36,811
I'll see you guys tomorrow.

849
00:48:36,843 --> 00:48:39,847
But, Brit, look. But,
we're celebrating.

850
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,582
Then celebrate. I'm tired.

851
00:48:42,615 --> 00:48:44,619
You may want to put those away.

852
00:48:46,586 --> 00:48:48,588
Yeah. I'm gonna go back
to the party.

853
00:48:56,630 --> 00:48:58,566
That's what I'm talking about!

854
00:48:58,599 --> 00:48:59,600
So all I was saying for is that,

855
00:48:59,633 --> 00:49:01,601
we just need to be careful
about going too far.

856
00:49:01,635 --> 00:49:05,906
But going too far is
too much fun.

857
00:49:05,939 --> 00:49:08,442
Especially when Tori has
a few drinks in her!

858
00:49:08,474 --> 00:49:10,009
Put on a show for us, Tori!

859
00:49:11,811 --> 00:49:14,714
Go, Tori! Go, Tori! Go, Tori!

860
00:49:14,747 --> 00:49:16,150
Is this going too far?

861
00:49:16,182 --> 00:49:17,050
No!

862
00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:18,119
Is this too much?

863
00:49:18,151 --> 00:49:19,119
Keep going!

864
00:49:25,825 --> 00:49:27,494
Hi.

865
00:49:27,528 --> 00:49:29,597
You got the poor kid speechless!

866
00:49:29,630 --> 00:49:30,597
Give him a lap dance!

867
00:49:30,631 --> 00:49:32,500
Hell yeah!

868
00:49:51,184 --> 00:49:54,389
Careful, Marvin. You might hurt
someone with that thing!

869
00:50:21,682 --> 00:50:24,218
Come out. We're having
so much fun.

870
00:50:24,251 --> 00:50:27,053
I'm tired. And you're drunk.

871
00:50:27,086 --> 00:50:30,190
I'm not even that drunk.

872
00:50:30,224 --> 00:50:34,595
Okay, maybe I'm a little
that drunk.

873
00:50:34,628 --> 00:50:37,465
You're such a good friend.

874
00:50:37,497 --> 00:50:38,666
Thanks, friend.

875
00:50:38,698 --> 00:50:41,235
Yeah. You should be a
bikini girl.

876
00:50:41,267 --> 00:50:43,137
I do not have the body for that.

877
00:50:43,169 --> 00:50:45,104
What? Come here...

878
00:50:45,137 --> 00:50:47,140
Tori, what are you doing?

879
00:50:50,843 --> 00:50:53,213
Let me look at you.

880
00:50:53,247 --> 00:50:56,117
Tori, what are you doing?

881
00:50:56,916 --> 00:50:58,919
Tori, come on...

882
00:51:01,255 --> 00:51:02,722
Tori!

883
00:51:02,756 --> 00:51:05,626
You have really nice legs.

884
00:51:12,064 --> 00:51:13,967
Tori, what are you doing?

885
00:51:14,001 --> 00:51:16,504
Come on! Let me see you.

886
00:51:23,809 --> 00:51:26,146
Tori, this is weird.

887
00:51:29,282 --> 00:51:30,150
Tori?

888
00:51:31,952 --> 00:51:35,155
Perfect. Wow.

889
00:51:35,188 --> 00:51:39,159
Why aren't you seeing anyone?
Are you a good kisser?

890
00:51:39,191 --> 00:51:43,296
I don't know. I haven't really
had much practice.

891
00:51:43,329 --> 00:51:46,599
That's crazy. You're such
a cute girl.

892
00:51:46,633 --> 00:51:48,636
Come on, lick your lips for me.

893
00:51:54,307 --> 00:51:56,510
Again, but with more tongue.

894
00:52:16,195 --> 00:52:21,634
Yeah, that was perfect.
Really, so good...

895
00:52:21,668 --> 00:52:25,805
I love you so much.

896
00:52:25,838 --> 00:52:26,706
Tori?

897
00:52:28,207 --> 00:52:31,211
Tori? Tori?

898
00:52:32,345 --> 00:52:33,548
Dammit.

899
00:52:50,296 --> 00:52:51,831
Whoa, Tracy?

900
00:52:52,865 --> 00:52:54,334
What the fuck?

901
00:52:54,367 --> 00:52:56,570
Good morning to you, too.

902
00:52:59,238 --> 00:53:01,342
What happened?

903
00:53:01,374 --> 00:53:03,110
You don't remember?

904
00:53:03,142 --> 00:53:04,845
Well, you were pretty drunk.

905
00:53:04,878 --> 00:53:09,115
I came over after the party.
I guess I needed a booty call.

906
00:53:11,785 --> 00:53:16,624
I don't...
Did we...?

907
00:53:16,657 --> 00:53:20,361
Baby. You rocked my world.

908
00:53:20,394 --> 00:53:24,698
I'm kidding, you passed out.
It seemed a bit rapey.

909
00:53:24,731 --> 00:53:26,734
But, you're up now.

910
00:53:30,269 --> 00:53:32,038
You're not up.

911
00:53:32,072 --> 00:53:33,840
Aren't you supposed to get
morning wood or something?

912
00:53:33,874 --> 00:53:39,880
No. Hey, hey, hey.
Tracy, look...

913
00:53:39,912 --> 00:53:41,715
I'm sorry about this.

914
00:53:41,747 --> 00:53:42,381
Your penis?

915
00:53:42,416 --> 00:53:44,885
No. Not my penis. Look,

916
00:53:44,918 --> 00:53:47,387
hey... I've had fun with you
and everything.

917
00:53:47,421 --> 00:53:51,258
It's, there's someone else who...

918
00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:55,729
Thank god.

919
00:53:55,762 --> 00:53:58,731
I thought it was me.
I'm gonna go text Vex.

920
00:53:58,764 --> 00:54:01,101
He seems like a
kinky motherfucker!

921
00:54:04,037 --> 00:54:04,905
Wow.

922
00:55:33,793 --> 00:55:35,094
Hey, Marvin.

923
00:55:35,128 --> 00:55:36,162
Hey, Mia.

924
00:55:36,195 --> 00:55:38,998
Could I ask you for some advice?

925
00:55:39,032 --> 00:55:40,501
Yeah, sure, what's up?

926
00:55:40,534 --> 00:55:44,171
Okay, I have this friend
who really likes this girl

927
00:55:44,204 --> 00:55:47,975
and wants to ask her out. But
he's a bit apprehensive.

928
00:55:48,008 --> 00:55:49,877
That's pretty normal.
Is he cute?

929
00:55:49,910 --> 00:55:53,013
Well, I'm not sure how one
might categorize his appearance,

930
00:55:53,046 --> 00:55:55,983
but let's just he's no
stud muffin.

931
00:55:56,015 --> 00:55:58,519
Does he have a personality?
Is he funny?

932
00:55:58,552 --> 00:56:02,789
Girls like funny. Funny can
be pretty hot.

933
00:56:02,822 --> 00:56:07,126
Like, jokes? Or ventriloquism?

934
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:10,030
Put it this way, the guys
I date are cute,

935
00:56:10,063 --> 00:56:13,534
but they're also funny. The last
guy I dated was about a seven,

936
00:56:13,566 --> 00:56:16,803
but he had a great personality,
which made him a nine.

937
00:56:16,836 --> 00:56:20,340
Gosh. I didn't know
girls rated guys.

938
00:56:20,372 --> 00:56:22,041
Of course we do.

939
00:56:22,075 --> 00:56:26,213
So, tell your "friend" that a
little humor goes a long way.

940
00:56:26,246 --> 00:56:26,914
And good luck.

941
00:56:41,461 --> 00:56:43,163
Well, hey, shit bag!

942
00:56:43,195 --> 00:56:44,497
Bobby, easy.

943
00:56:44,530 --> 00:56:46,499
Fellas. I got the dough.

944
00:56:46,532 --> 00:56:47,567
Yeah, you better have!

945
00:56:49,369 --> 00:56:50,437
What'd I do?

946
00:56:50,470 --> 00:56:51,471
Ya never stop.

947
00:56:51,503 --> 00:56:52,371
Stop what?

948
00:56:52,405 --> 00:56:53,506
-You're like an earwig...
-An earwig?

949
00:56:53,539 --> 00:56:56,576
<i>Just nattering tete-tete-te,
day in, day out!</i>

950
00:56:56,610 --> 00:56:57,778
No, I...

951
00:56:57,811 --> 00:57:00,380
You never shut up. I can't even
think when I'm around you!

952
00:57:00,412 --> 00:57:02,048
But what the fuck is an earwig?

953
00:57:02,081 --> 00:57:03,416
Forget it!

954
00:57:06,485 --> 00:57:08,488
Here it is.

955
00:57:26,039 --> 00:57:28,042
Yeah, five. We're good.

956
00:57:29,108 --> 00:57:32,478
Damn. I was looking forward to
breaking both your arms

957
00:57:32,512 --> 00:57:33,613
and beating you with them.

958
00:57:33,646 --> 00:57:35,282
Pa-Paw!

959
00:57:35,314 --> 00:57:37,483
Lucky prick.

960
00:57:37,517 --> 00:57:40,486
Hey! Can I get
a receipt?

961
00:57:40,519 --> 00:57:41,988
He...

962
00:57:42,021 --> 00:57:43,389
This guy!

963
00:57:45,157 --> 00:57:48,127
How 'bout this, I'll give ya a
"get the fuck outta here!"

964
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,530
That works!

965
00:57:55,401 --> 00:57:56,035
What?

966
00:57:56,070 --> 00:57:57,137
No, I'm trying not to talk.

967
00:57:57,169 --> 00:57:58,671
Good.

968
00:57:58,704 --> 00:58:00,640
But you know, I really don't
think I talk all that much

969
00:58:00,673 --> 00:58:02,642
to begin with, and when I do,
it's because I got

970
00:58:02,675 --> 00:58:04,311
something to say or to state my
opinion. And you know what,

971
00:58:04,343 --> 00:58:05,512
given the freedoms we have
in this country

972
00:58:05,544 --> 00:58:06,579
you could say what you want to...

973
00:58:06,613 --> 00:58:07,981
God help me!

974
00:58:16,488 --> 00:58:17,256
Hey!

975
00:58:17,289 --> 00:58:20,526
-Hey, Marvin.
-Tori...

976
00:58:20,559 --> 00:58:25,666
do you know how to spot a
blind guy at a nudist colony?

977
00:58:25,698 --> 00:58:26,532
What?

978
00:58:26,566 --> 00:58:30,571
It's not hard. Get it?

979
00:58:34,707 --> 00:58:39,680
What's the difference between
love, true love and showing off?

980
00:58:39,713 --> 00:58:42,682
Spitting, swallowing
and gargling!

981
00:58:44,383 --> 00:58:47,387
That's disgusting. I gotta
get back to work.

982
00:58:49,322 --> 00:58:54,193
Maybe it's my delivery.
What do you think Martin?

983
00:59:12,678 --> 00:59:15,682
Vex! Stop bombing
Vanessa's shoot!

984
00:59:24,356 --> 00:59:25,659
We got some nice shots, V.

985
00:59:25,691 --> 00:59:28,227
Awesome, thank you!

986
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:31,731
So Jack, I have to thank you for
bringing me on at the car wash.

987
00:59:31,764 --> 00:59:34,367
Bikini car wash.

988
00:59:34,401 --> 00:59:36,669
Jack the exploiter.
He's so proud.

989
00:59:36,702 --> 00:59:38,471
Come on, Brit. You know I'm
not trying to do that.

990
00:59:38,505 --> 00:59:41,374
I'm just busting your stones.
Relax!

991
00:59:41,407 --> 00:59:42,742
Really, no biggie.

992
00:59:42,776 --> 00:59:44,611
Nobody's forcing us
to work there.

993
00:59:44,644 --> 00:59:49,416
We're getting paid and it's fun.
And I could make a few bucks.

994
00:59:49,448 --> 00:59:51,751
Maybe we're exploiting the
guys who are willing

995
00:59:51,785 --> 00:59:54,221
to pay way too much to have
their cars washed.

996
00:59:54,253 --> 00:59:56,389
You're preaching to
the choir, Vanessa!

997
00:59:56,423 --> 00:59:59,626
Vex agrees with me?
Maybe I am wrong.

998
00:59:59,659 --> 01:00:02,095
Forget everything I said.

999
01:00:02,128 --> 01:00:03,530
I'll just upload these for you.

1000
01:00:03,563 --> 01:00:06,566
Thanks, Brit. You rock.
See you guys tomorrow.

1001
01:00:10,302 --> 01:00:13,506
See? Vanessa likes the
bikini car wash.

1002
01:00:13,539 --> 01:00:14,640
Shut it.

1003
01:00:14,673 --> 01:00:17,110
Hey, who's ready to go
in the pool?

1004
01:00:17,142 --> 01:00:20,646
No, no. No, Stop! Stop!
No! Don't...

1005
01:00:26,552 --> 01:00:28,654
Alright, ladies, so we're
offering detailing now.

1006
01:00:28,688 --> 01:00:29,789
So, just make sure to take
a look at

1007
01:00:29,822 --> 01:00:31,457
the new price list I handed out.

1008
01:00:31,490 --> 01:00:32,793
Plus we're offering
referral coupons.

1009
01:00:32,825 --> 01:00:34,394
These are really good
ideas, Jack.

1010
01:00:34,427 --> 01:00:37,798
Great. Marvin got us a
good deal on sealant,

1011
01:00:37,831 --> 01:00:40,800
so we can offer that now.
Try to get the customers

1012
01:00:40,834 --> 01:00:44,471
to upgrade, you know. It'll make
us, and you all, more money.

1013
01:00:44,503 --> 01:00:45,538
I like the sound of that!

1014
01:00:45,572 --> 01:00:46,706
We'll get them to upgrade!

1015
01:00:46,738 --> 01:00:50,744
sexy, not slutty.

1016
01:00:56,448 --> 01:00:58,151
I'm not changing anything.

1017
01:00:58,184 --> 01:01:00,419
We want to give the customers
a reason to come back, right?

1018
01:01:00,452 --> 01:01:02,421
Well, yeah, of course.
But Jack said...

1019
01:01:02,454 --> 01:01:04,824
Jack's doing this for his
stupid class.

1020
01:01:04,858 --> 01:01:05,659
He doesn't know what's best.

1021
01:01:05,691 --> 01:01:07,760
I think he's doing a
really nice job.

1022
01:01:07,793 --> 01:01:11,330
The customers will come back
for us, not for sealant.

1023
01:01:11,363 --> 01:01:12,832
Without us, there's nothing.

1024
01:01:12,865 --> 01:01:16,335
So let's give them a reason
to come back.

1025
01:03:44,550 --> 01:03:48,854
I'm screwed. Now they're working
together. What am I gonna do?

1026
01:03:48,887 --> 01:03:52,324
Just talk to her, man.
Ask her out.

1027
01:03:52,358 --> 01:03:54,361
I tried to tell her
some jokes...

1028
01:03:54,394 --> 01:03:57,631
Jokes? How'd that go?

1029
01:03:57,664 --> 01:04:02,369
It didn't. You guys were right.
She's in a league of her own.

1030
01:04:02,401 --> 01:04:04,871
Marvin, look, they're all in
leagues of their own, alright?

1031
01:04:04,903 --> 01:04:07,373
You just gotta figure out which
approach works best.

1032
01:04:07,407 --> 01:04:08,807
Easier said that done.

1033
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:10,509
Think of it like a
computer program

1034
01:04:10,543 --> 01:04:11,778
you're trying to figure out.

1035
01:04:11,811 --> 01:04:13,747
Like coding?

1036
01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:15,381
Yes, exactly!

1037
01:04:15,414 --> 01:04:20,286
So, talking to a girl is like
building a website?

1038
01:04:23,588 --> 01:04:27,026
Okay, fuck the coding thing.
Look, just talk to her.

1039
01:04:27,059 --> 01:04:28,360
Ask her out.

1040
01:04:28,394 --> 01:04:32,631
Okay. But, what if
she says no?

1041
01:04:32,664 --> 01:04:35,534
Marvin, look, if she says
"yes" then great.

1042
01:04:35,568 --> 01:04:38,705
If not, then just move on
to someone else.

1043
01:04:38,738 --> 01:04:42,909
Alright? Cause look, Marvin,
you're a smart motherfucker

1044
01:04:42,941 --> 01:04:45,644
and some chicks, they dig
smart motherfuckers.

1045
01:04:45,677 --> 01:04:49,048
Yeah... I am a smart
motherfucker!

1046
01:04:49,081 --> 01:04:49,915
Damn right you are!

1047
01:04:49,948 --> 01:04:50,816
I got this!

1048
01:04:50,849 --> 01:04:52,852
Damn right you do! Yeah.

1049
01:05:00,693 --> 01:05:03,462
So, do you think he really has
a chance with Tori?

1050
01:05:03,496 --> 01:05:04,564
He needed a boost.

1051
01:05:04,597 --> 01:05:07,100
I'm just afraid he'll get his
hopes up, you know?

1052
01:05:07,133 --> 01:05:09,669
Yeah. But, I mean, you know,
what else should he do?

1053
01:05:09,702 --> 01:05:12,072
Nothing? I mean, in high school,
I wasn't all that smooth

1054
01:05:12,104 --> 01:05:15,108
remember? It was Vex that gave
me the boost I needed.

1055
01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:19,345
Megan Tucci, I remember.
But she said "no."

1056
01:05:19,378 --> 01:05:22,448
Yup. But it made it easier
to ask out the next girl.

1057
01:05:22,481 --> 01:05:23,682
Who also said "no."

1058
01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:25,584
No, she said "Hell no!"

1059
01:05:25,617 --> 01:05:29,555
But eventually, one said yes.

1060
01:05:29,588 --> 01:05:32,758
I like that. You really
want to help him.

1061
01:05:32,791 --> 01:05:36,028
I'll admit, it's kinda sexy.

1062
01:05:36,061 --> 01:05:38,097
You think?

1063
01:05:38,131 --> 01:05:40,334
Just one second.

1064
01:05:42,735 --> 01:05:45,738
Bikini... Car Wash.
Thank you for calling.

1065
01:05:45,771 --> 01:05:49,375
<i>Jack! Keeping busy?</i>

1066
01:05:49,409 --> 01:05:51,010
Very! Actually.

1067
01:05:51,043 --> 01:05:52,845
<i>Really?</i>

1068
01:05:52,878 --> 01:05:55,981
Just... making a few twerks,
tweaks!

1069
01:05:56,014 --> 01:05:59,585
Makin-Just trying to jump-start
business! That's all.

1070
01:05:59,619 --> 01:06:02,488
<i>Terrific! I'm interested in
hearing about these tweaks.</i>

1071
01:06:02,521 --> 01:06:05,525
I'm sure you'll be
impressed! Okay, bye.

1072
01:06:08,093 --> 01:06:09,528
I'm screwed.

1073
01:06:09,561 --> 01:06:11,564
Pretty much.

1074
01:06:19,639 --> 01:06:21,608
Hi.

1075
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:23,008
Hi, Marvin.

1076
01:06:24,943 --> 01:06:26,146
Did you wanna ask me something?

1077
01:06:26,178 --> 01:06:27,780
Or, are you just gonna stare
at me all day?

1078
01:06:27,814 --> 01:06:33,653
Yeah! I was... Are you
busy, like, later?

1079
01:06:33,686 --> 01:06:36,021
Don't know. Depends. Why?

1080
01:06:36,055 --> 01:06:38,658
Well, I was wondering if
you wanted to

1081
01:06:38,691 --> 01:06:41,628
go out with me or something?

1082
01:06:41,660 --> 01:06:43,662
Me? Go out with you?

1083
01:06:43,695 --> 01:06:49,501
Yeah. I know I'm not the
typical kind of guy you go for,

1084
01:06:49,535 --> 01:06:54,174
but I am a nice guy.
And I'm fun as hell.

1085
01:06:54,206 --> 01:06:59,511
Anyway, I'm not gonna beg.
There are lots of girls

1086
01:06:59,544 --> 01:07:06,186
in the world who'd love to go
out with me, but I'm asking you.

1087
01:07:06,218 --> 01:07:08,421
I'll think about it.

1088
01:07:14,227 --> 01:07:15,829
Hey.

1089
01:07:15,861 --> 01:07:16,863
Woo!

1090
01:07:16,896 --> 01:07:17,863
What happened?

1091
01:07:17,896 --> 01:07:19,698
She said she'll think about it!

1092
01:07:23,168 --> 01:07:25,171
I am so glad Jack pumped me up.

1093
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:31,211
By the way, why aren't you and
Jack together?

1094
01:07:31,244 --> 01:07:33,213
Don't mean to pry.

1095
01:07:33,246 --> 01:07:39,084
I don't know. I mean,
we've always just been friends.

1096
01:07:39,117 --> 01:07:40,820
I don't think he's into me
like that.

1097
01:07:40,852 --> 01:07:43,722
All guys are into girls
like that.

1098
01:07:43,756 --> 01:07:45,124
It's a well-known fact, you see.

1099
01:07:45,157 --> 01:07:47,093
Are you the dating
expert now?

1100
01:07:47,126 --> 01:07:50,229
Well, I've researched the dating
scene ever since I hit puberty.

1101
01:07:50,262 --> 01:07:53,565
And just because I'm normally
scared of the opposite sex,

1102
01:07:53,599 --> 01:07:56,568
I've learned quite a few things
regarding relationships,

1103
01:07:56,602 --> 01:07:58,238
at least in theory.

1104
01:07:58,271 --> 01:07:59,171
In theory...

1105
01:07:59,204 --> 01:08:01,207
I've got the charts to prove it.

1106
01:08:02,073 --> 01:08:05,512
Bye! Come back soon!

1107
01:08:05,544 --> 01:08:06,845
See, you're a natural.

1108
01:08:06,878 --> 01:08:08,280
Shut up.

1109
01:08:08,314 --> 01:08:10,917
Guess who just asked me out?

1110
01:08:10,950 --> 01:08:12,185
Marvin?

1111
01:08:12,218 --> 01:08:15,588
Yeah! It's a good idea, getting
back at my ex, don't you think,

1112
01:08:15,621 --> 01:08:17,122
going out with a guy
like Marvin?

1113
01:08:17,155 --> 01:08:18,790
Your ex was a real asshole.

1114
01:08:18,823 --> 01:08:19,657
Amanda!

1115
01:08:19,692 --> 01:08:21,995
What! I just meant for
cheating on you.

1116
01:08:22,027 --> 01:08:23,762
I know, he's pretty dumb.

1117
01:08:23,795 --> 01:08:26,799
Well, you should hang out
with us, too.

1118
01:08:35,174 --> 01:08:37,877
Hey, Mia said you wanted
to talk?

1119
01:08:37,910 --> 01:08:41,247
Yeah. I need you to
tone things down.

1120
01:08:43,049 --> 01:08:48,621
Alright, but Vex said
it was okay.

1121
01:08:48,653 --> 01:08:53,959
Vex? Look, he's not running
this thing. I am, okay?

1122
01:08:53,992 --> 01:08:56,161
If you can't follow the rules,

1123
01:08:56,195 --> 01:08:58,697
I won't be able to have you on
for the last few days of this.

1124
01:08:58,731 --> 01:09:01,166
I'm doing it because of my girl.

1125
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,902
Because you're getting
breast implants?

1126
01:09:02,934 --> 01:09:12,044
No, not those girls. My
daughter. Her dad is a deadbeat.

1127
01:09:12,077 --> 01:09:14,246
I had no idea. Sorry.

1128
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:18,184
I'm sorry. I should've told you.

1129
01:09:18,217 --> 01:09:21,653
Look, everyone has stuff
going on. Alright?

1130
01:09:21,687 --> 01:09:25,191
Just play it cool, you know.
Don't cross the line. Alright?

1131
01:09:25,223 --> 01:09:28,327
I've got a lot riding on this,
I just don't wanna blow it.

1132
01:09:28,361 --> 01:09:29,563
Okay?

1133
01:09:30,362 --> 01:09:31,564
Thank you.

1134
01:09:46,411 --> 01:09:48,280
Hey, bro! Want a sammy?

1135
01:09:48,313 --> 01:09:51,017
You told the girls it was okay
to sex it up out there?

1136
01:09:51,049 --> 01:09:52,851
You know I didn't want
that, man.

1137
01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:55,287
My grade and everything is
on the line here.

1138
01:09:55,321 --> 01:09:57,256
It was Kelly's idea, really.

1139
01:09:57,289 --> 01:09:58,758
When did you talk to her
about it?

1140
01:09:58,790 --> 01:10:00,392
I don't know. You know,
the other night.

1141
01:10:00,425 --> 01:10:02,260
Before or after you had sex?

1142
01:10:02,294 --> 01:10:04,296
I didn't say we had sex.

1143
01:10:05,897 --> 01:10:07,366
Before.

1144
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:09,701
I mean, I was stressed
about cash.

1145
01:10:09,735 --> 01:10:11,871
And Marvin said sex lowers
your blood pressure,

1146
01:10:11,903 --> 01:10:14,307
so that's why I did it, you
know. For health reasons.

1147
01:10:14,339 --> 01:10:17,242
You had sex with her
for your health?

1148
01:10:17,276 --> 01:10:17,943
Yeah?

1149
01:10:17,977 --> 01:10:20,246
And you're blaming Marvin now?

1150
01:10:20,278 --> 01:10:23,049
Vex. I am supposed to be in
charge here, man.

1151
01:10:23,081 --> 01:10:24,249
You went behind my back.

1152
01:10:24,282 --> 01:10:26,385
Well I didn't think it was
that big a deal!

1153
01:10:26,419 --> 01:10:28,988
You're not gonna can me, are ya?

1154
01:10:29,021 --> 01:10:31,023
I don't know, man. I gotta
think about it.

1155
01:10:33,759 --> 01:10:35,762
Stupid fucking penis!

1156
01:10:38,164 --> 01:10:39,232
-Hey!
-Hey!

1157
01:10:39,264 --> 01:10:43,302
So, did you fire, Vex? He's
refusing to get drunk.

1158
01:10:43,335 --> 01:10:47,407
No, that'd be pretty ruthless.
Or is it heartless?

1159
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:50,643
Not sure. Ask your sisters.

1160
01:10:54,213 --> 01:10:57,015
So, does the inventor of
Easy-Corn think running

1161
01:10:57,049 --> 01:10:59,085
a business is harder then
he thought it'd be?

1162
01:10:59,117 --> 01:11:02,155
First of all, Easy-Corn could
be a hit, if marketed well.

1163
01:11:02,187 --> 01:11:04,222
Dude, it's corn, in a baggy!

1164
01:11:04,255 --> 01:11:06,325
It's the perfect snack! Come on.

1165
01:11:06,357 --> 01:11:08,226
And now, a bikini car wash.

1166
01:11:08,259 --> 01:11:10,162
My ideas are just ahead
of their time.

1167
01:11:10,196 --> 01:11:13,198
Sure, that's what it is.

1168
01:11:14,799 --> 01:11:16,302
My Dad's gonna kill me.

1169
01:11:16,335 --> 01:11:21,441
Probably. But, fuck it, ya know?
You're not your dad.

1170
01:11:21,473 --> 01:11:25,110
And, I didn't think the bikini
car wash was the best plan.

1171
01:11:25,143 --> 01:11:28,914
But you know what? It works
and it's helping everyone.

1172
01:11:28,947 --> 01:11:31,950
Yeah, and it saved Vex from
getting his legs broken.

1173
01:11:31,983 --> 01:11:35,722
Can Vex be saved?

1174
01:11:35,754 --> 01:11:39,124
It's weird, and I never thought
I'd say it, Easy-Corn,

1175
01:11:39,157 --> 01:11:43,162
but your bikini car wash is
actually doing some good.

1176
01:11:44,162 --> 01:11:47,133
Girls in my class would kill
me for saying that.

1177
01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:53,005
Well, look. If they do, just
make sure you film it.

1178
01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:46,526
You think she's with her ex?

1179
01:12:46,558 --> 01:12:48,393
Yeah. Probably.

1180
01:12:48,427 --> 01:12:51,197
She say anything about
going out with me?

1181
01:12:51,229 --> 01:12:52,098
No.

1182
01:12:55,934 --> 01:13:01,039
Why do we like her? Is she
even our type?

1183
01:13:01,072 --> 01:13:04,410
Is it just because she's hot?
If she went for me,

1184
01:13:04,442 --> 01:13:08,046
it would only be temporary.
I know that.

1185
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:10,149
I even calculated the chance
that she was actually into me

1186
01:13:10,182 --> 01:13:12,552
and it is infinitesimally small.

1187
01:13:12,585 --> 01:13:14,921
I probably have the
same chance.

1188
01:13:14,954 --> 01:13:20,425
No. I calculated yours, too.
It was marginally higher.

1189
01:13:20,459 --> 01:13:22,295
And how did you calculate that,
exactly?

1190
01:13:22,327 --> 01:13:25,330
Charts and graphs mainly.
It's very complicated.

1191
01:13:27,265 --> 01:13:29,902
I didn't know she's into
girls, too.

1192
01:13:29,934 --> 01:13:32,905
But I can't say
I blame her

1193
01:13:32,937 --> 01:13:34,439
You look magnificent
in a bikini.

1194
01:13:34,473 --> 01:13:36,342
No, that must be the
booze talking.

1195
01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:40,213
Nope. I have a very high
alcohol tolerance.

1196
01:13:40,245 --> 01:13:43,248
Well, it was fun, but it's
just not really my thing.

1197
01:13:43,281 --> 01:13:47,452
Just did it for her.
Dumb, right?

1198
01:13:47,486 --> 01:13:50,923
Not at all. I don't dress up
nice for just anyone,

1199
01:13:50,955 --> 01:13:53,592
except for like a prom date or
something like that you know...

1200
01:13:53,625 --> 01:13:54,526
You know, I think a nice shirt

1201
01:13:54,561 --> 01:13:56,595
is a lot different than
a bikini, Marvin.

1202
01:13:56,629 --> 01:14:02,602
Yeah, I guess. You look
fantastic now, too.

1203
01:14:02,634 --> 01:14:08,473
Not just in a bikini. I just
never noticed before.

1204
01:14:08,506 --> 01:14:10,509
Not sure why.

1205
01:14:13,379 --> 01:14:17,617
If I were Tori, I'd totally
be into you.

1206
01:14:17,650 --> 01:14:19,853
If I were her...

1207
01:14:41,272 --> 01:14:45,277
Tor... I'm gonna...

1208
01:14:50,715 --> 01:14:52,550
Hey.

1209
01:14:52,584 --> 01:14:54,987
Looked like you were having fun.

1210
01:14:55,019 --> 01:14:57,924
No, it was nothing.
Where were you?

1211
01:14:57,956 --> 01:15:01,326
My ex's. He's such an ass.

1212
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:03,528
I told him that Marvin
asked me out

1213
01:15:03,562 --> 01:15:07,532
and he just got all mad.
But it's whatever.

1214
01:15:07,566 --> 01:15:09,102
Come here.

1215
01:15:12,204 --> 01:15:14,139
I really love this dress on you.

1216
01:15:14,173 --> 01:15:15,675
Thank you.

1217
01:15:15,707 --> 01:15:18,911
I told you that you had
really nice legs.

1218
01:15:46,205 --> 01:15:48,207
You feel nice, baby.

1219
01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:52,744
Are you drunk already?

1220
01:15:52,777 --> 01:15:54,981
A teeny bit.

1221
01:15:56,781 --> 01:15:59,317
Come on, I thought you
were having fun...

1222
01:15:59,351 --> 01:16:04,357
Yeah, it was fun, but I just
don't think you're my type.

1223
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:16,268
Where were we?

1224
01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:21,740
Well... we were sitting
on the couch.

1225
01:16:21,773 --> 01:16:24,977
And there was kissing.

1226
01:16:30,049 --> 01:16:31,484
Like that?

1227
01:16:31,517 --> 01:16:33,519
I-ffirmative.

1228
01:16:41,326 --> 01:16:44,630
But what about Tori?

1229
01:16:44,662 --> 01:16:46,665
She's not our type.

1230
01:16:59,344 --> 01:16:59,779
Hey, Brittany.

1231
01:16:59,812 --> 01:17:01,380
Hey.

1232
01:17:01,412 --> 01:17:06,184
Look, I'm sorry if I was mopey
and lame last night.

1233
01:17:06,218 --> 01:17:10,122
You were mopey. And super lame.

1234
01:17:10,155 --> 01:17:14,393
And well, I thought about
what you said the other day...

1235
01:17:14,425 --> 01:17:16,294
and I gotta come clean to my
Dad and the professor.

1236
01:17:16,327 --> 01:17:18,464
It's really my only option.

1237
01:17:18,496 --> 01:17:21,500
You're gonna have to
let me film that.

1238
01:17:22,867 --> 01:17:27,606
So, Jack, what makes a
successful business?

1239
01:17:27,638 --> 01:17:38,817
Hard work, good work
ethic. Hard work...

1240
01:17:40,486 --> 01:17:42,688
You said that already!

1241
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:47,826
Yo, Jack. Hey, bro. Do
you got a sec?

1242
01:17:50,362 --> 01:17:51,430
Sure.

1243
01:17:51,463 --> 01:17:55,835
So, I just want to say
that...

1244
01:17:55,867 --> 01:17:59,237
I'm sorry for going behind
your back.

1245
01:17:59,271 --> 01:18:02,340
You know, I really do want this
to succeed. And not just for me,

1246
01:18:02,374 --> 01:18:03,843
and the fact that I can
basically

1247
01:18:03,875 --> 01:18:06,211
like look at boobies all day.

1248
01:18:06,245 --> 01:18:12,351
But because you're my best
friend, ya know. And...

1249
01:18:12,384 --> 01:18:15,121
I think you're a kick-ass boss.

1250
01:18:15,153 --> 01:18:16,188
Thanks, man.

1251
01:18:16,222 --> 01:18:18,224
You just don't want to be
kicked out of the house.

1252
01:18:18,256 --> 01:18:21,259
Yeah, that, too...
And the boobies.

1253
01:18:25,763 --> 01:18:26,798
Sorry about that.

1254
01:18:26,831 --> 01:18:29,869
It's cool, but I do have to
tell you something.

1255
01:18:29,902 --> 01:18:31,871
Okay, shoot.

1256
01:18:31,903 --> 01:18:33,738
What the hell, man!
I paid my debt!

1257
01:18:33,772 --> 01:18:35,875
I'm not here for your debt.
I quit Paulie's gang.

1258
01:18:35,907 --> 01:18:37,809
But I'm out of money, so
I'm here to take yours.

1259
01:18:37,843 --> 01:18:38,878
Where do you keep
the cash, bitch?

1260
01:18:38,911 --> 01:18:40,246
Dude, we just made a deposit.

1261
01:18:40,278 --> 01:18:41,513
Bullshit!

1262
01:18:41,546 --> 01:18:42,380
Dude, why don't you just like
rob a gas station or something.

1263
01:18:42,415 --> 01:18:44,650
I know yous guys gots it
here somewhere!

1264
01:18:44,683 --> 01:18:45,851
We ain'ts gots no money, man.

1265
01:18:45,884 --> 01:18:49,288
Alright that's bullshit, and
don't make fun of my accent!

1266
01:18:50,656 --> 01:18:52,658
You should never quit a job
without a back-up plan.

1267
01:18:52,691 --> 01:18:54,393
This is my back-up plan!

1268
01:18:54,425 --> 01:18:55,259
Not a very good one.

1269
01:18:55,294 --> 01:18:56,562
Even a retail job will
be something.

1270
01:18:56,594 --> 01:18:57,762
Yeah, like a stock boy
or something.

1271
01:18:57,795 --> 01:18:59,164
Yeah. Except you do have
to work holidays.

1272
01:18:59,197 --> 01:19:00,298
True, and the customers are...

1273
01:19:00,331 --> 01:19:02,901
I'm not working fucking retail!

1274
01:19:02,934 --> 01:19:04,370
They're just trying
to help, man.

1275
01:19:04,402 --> 01:19:06,237
You shut your mouth, dickbag!

1276
01:19:06,271 --> 01:19:07,939
Why didn't you yell at them
when they suggested retail?

1277
01:19:07,973 --> 01:19:10,242
It was your condescending tone,
you freaking dweeb!

1278
01:19:10,275 --> 01:19:11,643
I wasn't condescending!

1279
01:19:11,677 --> 01:19:14,412
Fine, they fired me.
Alright. Ya happy?

1280
01:19:14,446 --> 01:19:15,781
They said I was being
too temperamental.

1281
01:19:15,813 --> 01:19:17,782
Which is bullshit, I mean,
yeah, I like to kick shit

1282
01:19:17,816 --> 01:19:19,017
and blow things up every
once in a while.

1283
01:19:19,050 --> 01:19:22,388
But considering my upbringing,
I'm pretty fucking low-key!

1284
01:19:22,420 --> 01:19:23,254
Low-key?

1285
01:19:23,287 --> 01:19:24,255
Alright, that's it.

1286
01:19:24,289 --> 01:19:26,291
Wait a second there mister!

1287
01:19:50,650 --> 01:19:53,352
Bitch, I will kick your ass!

1288
01:19:53,384 --> 01:19:54,753
You should work retail!

1289
01:19:54,786 --> 01:19:56,322
NOOOO!

1290
01:19:56,354 --> 01:19:58,357
Okay, enough!

1291
01:20:00,259 --> 01:20:03,829
Now, listen you spaghetti-loving
ass, this is Jack's business,

1292
01:20:03,862 --> 01:20:06,832
not yours. So the money he
makes is his, got it?

1293
01:20:06,865 --> 01:20:07,566
Got it...

1294
01:20:08,299 --> 01:20:09,467
No! Please don't slap me!

1295
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,436
I swear to god I'ma leave
him alone! I promise I won't...

1296
01:20:14,639 --> 01:20:16,209
What the hell?

1297
01:20:16,674 --> 01:20:19,445
Man, that was close. Whoo...

1298
01:20:19,478 --> 01:20:21,347
My balls are on fire.

1299
01:20:21,379 --> 01:20:22,480
You were pretty good, Bobby.

1300
01:20:22,514 --> 01:20:24,916
It felt good. I thought maybe
the middle was bit much.

1301
01:20:24,950 --> 01:20:26,251
No, it was just right.

1302
01:20:26,285 --> 01:20:28,720
Hey, guys! Guys!
Wh-what's going on?

1303
01:20:28,754 --> 01:20:29,988
they hurt.

1304
01:20:30,022 --> 01:20:31,590
Bobby is in my theater class.

1305
01:20:31,622 --> 01:20:34,492
And this was my improv final.
It felt pretty good.

1306
01:20:34,526 --> 01:20:35,461
You get it all?

1307
01:20:35,494 --> 01:20:36,161
Yeah, got it.

1308
01:20:36,195 --> 01:20:37,662
I can actually taste the pain.

1309
01:20:37,696 --> 01:20:38,930
So, you're not a mobster guy?

1310
01:20:38,964 --> 01:20:41,500
Well, it got a little bit on the
side. I'd rather be an actor.

1311
01:20:41,532 --> 01:20:45,003
I'm trying to get out of the
mob biz. Big Tony though?

1312
01:20:45,036 --> 01:20:48,606
Woof... He's the real deal.
He scares me, honestly.

1313
01:20:48,639 --> 01:20:49,540
Well, you scared us.

1314
01:20:49,575 --> 01:20:52,611
Aw, thanks. It's a compliment.
Truly is.

1315
01:20:52,643 --> 01:20:54,345
Can I make it up to you though?
I feel terrible.

1316
01:20:54,379 --> 01:20:56,716
Honestly. Yeah, and your
balls dude...

1317
01:20:57,915 --> 01:21:01,886
Two things. Number one.
Get Paulie off of our ass.

1318
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:04,023
I'll see what I can do. I can't
promise anything,

1319
01:21:04,055 --> 01:21:07,026
but some guys just did open a
strip club next to his bar,

1320
01:21:07,058 --> 01:21:08,626
so they're gonna want us to
offer some "protection."

1321
01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:10,763
Yeah, it could "explode".

1322
01:21:10,795 --> 01:21:11,629
You never know.

1323
01:21:11,662 --> 01:21:12,196
Yeah.

1324
01:21:12,229 --> 01:21:14,400
What's the second thing?

1325
01:21:27,879 --> 01:21:29,915
That was a pretty good
freakin' idea.

1326
01:21:29,947 --> 01:21:33,552
Exploiting both sexes?
Very smart.

1327
01:21:33,585 --> 01:21:35,554
It's just balance.

1328
01:21:35,586 --> 01:21:37,956
Like adding orange juice
to a lemonade stand.

1329
01:21:38,956 --> 01:21:41,693
Vex, suit up.

1330
01:21:41,727 --> 01:21:43,296
Yes, sir!

1331
01:22:02,613 --> 01:22:03,581
Hello!

1332
01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:08,586
-Hey!
-Hey.

1333
01:22:08,620 --> 01:22:10,689
You were pretty brave with
that mob guy.

1334
01:22:10,722 --> 01:22:13,425
You mean the part-time
mob guy student actor

1335
01:22:13,457 --> 01:22:15,126
playing a stereo-typical
mob guy?

1336
01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:17,095
You didn't know that
at the time.

1337
01:22:17,129 --> 01:22:19,564
It wasn't a big deal.

1338
01:22:19,598 --> 01:22:22,034
So, you and Amanda?

1339
01:22:22,067 --> 01:22:23,069
Yeah.

1340
01:22:26,170 --> 01:22:33,978
Would you ever have gone
out with me anyway?

1341
01:22:34,012 --> 01:22:37,616
Marvin, trust me, you don't
need the drama.

1342
01:22:37,648 --> 01:22:40,986
Besides, you guys make a
really cute couple.

1343
01:22:41,018 --> 01:22:42,153
Just, don't tell her any jokes.

1344
01:22:42,187 --> 01:22:45,991
Deal! And how about you?

1345
01:22:46,023 --> 01:22:50,628
My ex wanted to get back
together... I said "no thanks."

1346
01:22:50,661 --> 01:22:52,664
He's not my type.

1347
01:22:53,497 --> 01:22:55,401
And you're gonna be okay?

1348
01:22:55,433 --> 01:22:59,637
Yeah, I just need to be alone
for a while, you know.

1349
01:22:59,670 --> 01:23:02,140
Maybe like a day or two.

1350
01:23:02,174 --> 01:23:04,643
I'll figure out the rest.

1351
01:23:31,937 --> 01:23:33,671
So, how fast does
this thing go?

1352
01:23:33,705 --> 01:23:35,908
0 to 69
in ten seconds flat!

1353
01:23:35,941 --> 01:23:37,476
Shit...

1354
01:23:40,978 --> 01:23:42,548
Paint my ass.

1355
01:23:48,487 --> 01:23:50,489
Unbelievable.

1356
01:23:53,959 --> 01:23:55,961
Wait till his mother sees
this shit.

1357
01:23:58,729 --> 01:24:00,732
Are you fucking kidding me?

1358
01:24:03,101 --> 01:24:06,537
Made it into a god damn
dormitory!

1359
01:24:12,277 --> 01:24:14,746
Kelly! You can't do that! He's
an old guy, you could kill him.

1360
01:24:14,778 --> 01:24:15,813
I'm fine!

1361
01:24:15,847 --> 01:24:19,084
Jack, c'mon. Wait 'til you
see the tip I get!

1362
01:24:19,116 --> 01:24:20,885
Look, I know you're doing this
for your daughter and all,

1363
01:24:20,919 --> 01:24:24,256
but this is not how I want
my business to run.

1364
01:24:24,289 --> 01:24:27,826
Did you actually
believe me?

1365
01:24:27,858 --> 01:24:28,660
So you lied?

1366
01:24:28,692 --> 01:24:30,728
Come on, Jack, don't
be such a prude.

1367
01:24:30,762 --> 01:24:32,231
You need me shaking my ass
at the customers,

1368
01:24:32,263 --> 01:24:34,499
because that's what
makes them happy.

1369
01:24:34,532 --> 01:24:35,834
She's right!

1370
01:24:35,866 --> 01:24:37,902
Red alert, Jack!
Your Dad is here!

1371
01:24:37,936 --> 01:24:38,804
Fuck!

1372
01:24:40,037 --> 01:24:41,039
Jack!

1373
01:24:41,072 --> 01:24:42,907
There's no Jack
working here.

1374
01:24:42,941 --> 01:24:45,177
Never has been. Thank you,
come again.

1375
01:24:45,210 --> 01:24:47,713
Jack...

1376
01:24:47,745 --> 01:24:48,713
Dad!

1377
01:24:48,746 --> 01:24:50,749
Don't "Dad!" Me! What the
hell is going on?

1378
01:24:50,781 --> 01:24:52,583
This is the business?

1379
01:24:52,616 --> 01:24:54,151
It's just, ya know...

1380
01:24:54,184 --> 01:24:55,586
And I was at the house, too.

1381
01:24:55,620 --> 01:25:00,526
Hey. My car is still
very dirty.

1382
01:25:00,558 --> 01:25:02,593
One second, Dad.

1383
01:25:02,626 --> 01:25:04,295
We're gonna need another
bikini girl.

1384
01:25:04,329 --> 01:25:06,130
Kelly, you can flag cars.

1385
01:25:06,164 --> 01:25:06,798
But Jack...

1386
01:25:06,831 --> 01:25:08,968
It's either that or nothing.

1387
01:25:09,901 --> 01:25:11,237
I'll flag.

1388
01:25:13,804 --> 01:25:16,073
So how'd you know I was here?

1389
01:25:16,107 --> 01:25:18,277
Shit!

1390
01:25:18,309 --> 01:25:20,879
I can explain, Professor.

1391
01:25:20,911 --> 01:25:23,281
Please do.

1392
01:25:23,314 --> 01:25:25,049
I'm just trying to figure out
where to begin.

1393
01:25:25,082 --> 01:25:28,152
You lost your job, so instead
of finding something else

1394
01:25:28,186 --> 01:25:32,057
you had some students rent some
rooms to cover your rent.

1395
01:25:32,089 --> 01:25:36,794
Yeah, but I can get them to
leave if that's what you want.

1396
01:25:36,827 --> 01:25:39,630
But just so you know, they're
not just random students,

1397
01:25:39,664 --> 01:25:41,099
they're actually my friends.

1398
01:25:41,131 --> 01:25:43,168
Yo, Ferrari Guy is on the phone.
He wants another wash

1399
01:25:43,201 --> 01:25:44,803
and he's got all these buddies
at a Car Club.

1400
01:25:44,835 --> 01:25:45,903
They want a wash, too.

1401
01:25:45,937 --> 01:25:47,171
Talk about this later. Please.

1402
01:25:47,205 --> 01:25:50,309
So, am I getting a car wash
today?

1403
01:25:53,277 --> 01:25:55,280
Hallelujah!

1404
01:26:00,352 --> 01:26:04,822
Your housing situation, that's
one thing. But this?

1405
01:26:04,856 --> 01:26:07,858
How did you end up here?
You said you were doing well.

1406
01:26:07,892 --> 01:26:10,996
Dad. I failed my Business Final,

1407
01:26:11,028 --> 01:26:13,799
and I didn't do so well on a
couple of other projects.

1408
01:26:13,831 --> 01:26:16,200
Can I just say though, that the
chocolate-covered sausage

1409
01:26:16,233 --> 01:26:18,870
may not be for everyone, but
I thought it was inspired.

1410
01:26:19,403 --> 01:26:20,571
Thanks, Brit.

1411
01:26:20,604 --> 01:26:25,343
Jack, I gave you a chance. I did
it for your dad. And this?

1412
01:26:25,376 --> 01:26:29,214
This is what you did with it?
A bikini car wash?

1413
01:26:29,246 --> 01:26:32,351
I'm sure you can understand the
professor's concerns, Jack.

1414
01:26:32,384 --> 01:26:35,687
Yeah, he looks pretty pissed.

1415
01:26:35,719 --> 01:26:38,356
He is. This isn't what
I had in mind.

1416
01:26:38,389 --> 01:26:40,858
I analyzed your sales history
and this week we brought

1417
01:26:40,892 --> 01:26:43,362
in more money than your last
three months combined.

1418
01:26:43,394 --> 01:26:45,397
That's gotta count for
something.

1419
01:26:45,429 --> 01:26:48,366
Hey, I just gotta say.
This is easily

1420
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:51,236
the best job I've ever had. I
usually wanna quit after like,

1421
01:26:51,268 --> 01:26:53,237
two minutes, but it's not
like that here.

1422
01:26:53,271 --> 01:26:55,240
Yeah, and I was able to pay
for classes

1423
01:26:55,272 --> 01:26:57,174
so I could continue
going to school.

1424
01:26:57,207 --> 01:26:59,878
And I got the best
car wash ever!

1425
01:27:02,013 --> 01:27:04,715
And I... got laid.

1426
01:27:04,749 --> 01:27:05,950
Which is a miracle, honestly,

1427
01:27:05,983 --> 01:27:08,986
but probably not the best time
for that announcement buddy.

1428
01:27:09,019 --> 01:27:10,088
Admittedly,

1429
01:27:10,120 --> 01:27:12,390
it does look like they
kicked up the sales a notch.

1430
01:27:12,424 --> 01:27:15,427
Sales are impressive, but using
bikinis and what not...

1431
01:27:15,460 --> 01:27:17,863
It's called marketing, sir.

1432
01:27:17,896 --> 01:27:21,900
Plus, I mean, you never said we
couldn't do it this way. Right?

1433
01:27:25,202 --> 01:27:26,671
Is that Bobby...?

1434
01:27:26,705 --> 01:27:28,140
Hey, Dildo Dave!

1435
01:27:28,173 --> 01:27:31,076
Bobby Bullets... Yeah,
he works here now.

1436
01:27:31,108 --> 01:27:33,411
And by the way, Jack was able
to stop the extortion

1437
01:27:33,445 --> 01:27:35,746
that was going on here from
those mob weirdos

1438
01:27:35,780 --> 01:27:38,150
that you somehow failed
to mention.

1439
01:27:38,183 --> 01:27:39,251
Imagine the headlines

1440
01:27:39,284 --> 01:27:41,186
if one of your students was
hurt because of that?

1441
01:27:41,219 --> 01:27:44,022
I didn't know they
were due this week.

1442
01:27:44,054 --> 01:27:46,290
Regardless, they wont be
bothering you any longer.

1443
01:27:46,323 --> 01:27:47,959
'Cause Jack handled it.

1444
01:27:47,991 --> 01:27:49,927
We handled it.

1445
01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:51,429
Considering none of us
knew anything about running

1446
01:27:51,463 --> 01:27:53,965
a car wash, I'd say we
kicked ass.

1447
01:27:53,997 --> 01:27:56,934
I know that some of my
projects this semester

1448
01:27:56,968 --> 01:27:58,202
may have been lacking...

1449
01:27:58,236 --> 01:28:00,839
<i>Hey! Long live "BanoNut"!</i>

1450
01:28:00,871 --> 01:28:01,972
But you know,

1451
01:28:02,006 --> 01:28:04,041
I'd have to say that this should
be considered a success.

1452
01:28:04,075 --> 01:28:06,111
So, if this doesn't work out,

1453
01:28:06,143 --> 01:28:07,945
maybe I'll open up my own
little bikini car wash,

1454
01:28:07,978 --> 01:28:09,313
and I'll bring all my
friends with me.

1455
01:28:09,347 --> 01:28:11,349
That's my boss!

1456
01:28:12,150 --> 01:28:14,318
A+?

1457
01:28:14,352 --> 01:28:19,457
Not quite, but it'll be good
enough for you to barely pass.

1458
01:28:19,491 --> 01:28:21,460
Yes! I barely passed!

1459
01:28:23,495 --> 01:28:25,330
So that's what we're paying
for college for?

1460
01:28:25,362 --> 01:28:26,497
So you can barely pass?

1461
01:28:26,531 --> 01:28:28,867
No, Dad. No. No. No...

1462
01:28:28,900 --> 01:28:30,969
I took on a challenge and
we made it work.

1463
01:28:31,001 --> 01:28:33,338
That was the assignment.
Grades are just

1464
01:28:33,370 --> 01:28:37,475
letters and numbers.
But this place...

1465
01:28:37,509 --> 01:28:40,479
To me, this... this is what
defines success or not.

1466
01:28:40,512 --> 01:28:43,482
And the fact that we have
shitloads of customers here

1467
01:28:43,514 --> 01:28:46,985
and more on the way, I think
that speaks for itself.

1468
01:28:47,018 --> 01:28:51,990
Boy. I'm gonna have to sell
this to your mother, you know.

1469
01:28:52,022 --> 01:28:52,990
Can I film that?

1470
01:28:53,023 --> 01:28:54,026
-No!
-No!

1471
01:28:55,527 --> 01:28:58,997
So, that's it. Your extra credit
is done. You guys can go.

1472
01:28:59,030 --> 01:29:01,133
But we've... we've got
more cars coming.

1473
01:29:01,165 --> 01:29:02,833
Yeah, Car Club folks.

1474
01:29:02,866 --> 01:29:04,835
And tons more later
this afternoon.

1475
01:29:04,869 --> 01:29:08,240
Well, we wouldn't want to lose
business now, would we?

1476
01:29:08,272 --> 01:29:10,007
Alright we got a big order
coming in, guys.

1477
01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:11,842
All hands on deck.

1478
01:29:11,875 --> 01:29:13,512
Kelly, too. We're gonna
need her.

1479
01:29:13,545 --> 01:29:16,314
Jack, I like that you rose
to the challenge.

1480
01:29:16,347 --> 01:29:20,184
You know what impressed me?
When you didn't fire that gal.

1481
01:29:20,218 --> 01:29:21,920
That would've been the
easier way out.

1482
01:29:21,952 --> 01:29:26,924
She's a hard worker, just
needs a little guidance.

1483
01:29:26,957 --> 01:29:29,527
Don't we all.

1484
01:30:13,604 --> 01:30:16,174
So, I wanted to ask
you something.

1485
01:30:16,206 --> 01:30:19,611
No, Jack. I am not gonna join
the bikini girl car wash.

1486
01:30:19,643 --> 01:30:20,844
Are you sure? 'Cause there's

1487
01:30:20,879 --> 01:30:23,180
a hot pink bikini out there
somewhere with your name on it.

1488
01:30:24,648 --> 01:30:31,455
No, I was just thinking that
maybe if you weren't,

1489
01:30:31,488 --> 01:30:32,991
you know...

1490
01:30:38,095 --> 01:30:40,999
Will you go out with me?

1491
01:30:41,031 --> 01:30:42,933
Like a date?

1492
01:30:42,967 --> 01:30:44,134
Exactly like a date.

1493
01:30:44,168 --> 01:30:47,371
I don't know if I can go out
with the subject of my film.

1494
01:30:47,405 --> 01:30:48,572
I thought you were just
filming that

1495
01:30:48,606 --> 01:30:53,010
for all your feminist friends
so they can hunt me down.

1496
01:30:53,044 --> 01:30:55,113
When I started, it was
about college life,

1497
01:30:55,146 --> 01:30:59,884
but then it changed. I decided
to make it about...

1498
01:30:59,918 --> 01:31:01,952
Hey! We got another Ferrari
coming in!

1499
01:31:01,986 --> 01:31:03,322
We could use some help, bro.

1500
01:31:05,555 --> 01:31:07,358
You.

1501
01:31:07,392 --> 01:31:09,961
The story of a dorky, but
kinda cute guy

1502
01:31:09,994 --> 01:31:13,665
trying to open a business,
and making it work.

1503
01:31:13,697 --> 01:31:15,133
"Cute?"

1504
01:31:15,165 --> 01:31:16,168
I guess.

1505
01:31:21,171 --> 01:31:22,174
Whoa!

1506
01:31:24,575 --> 01:31:27,245
<i>Hey, maybe we can use Easy-Corn
in your film.</i>

1507
01:31:27,277 --> 01:31:29,146
A little product placement,
ya know.

1508
01:31:29,179 --> 01:31:30,314
No.

1509
01:31:30,348 --> 01:31:32,351
No? Okay.

1510
01:31:50,300 --> 01:31:53,304
<i>So that's how I
started my business.</i>

1511
01:31:53,405 --> 01:31:55,173
<i>Our business,</i>

1512
01:31:55,205 --> 01:31:57,208
<i>'cause it's not just me.</i>

1513
01:31:58,710 --> 01:32:01,914
<i>It's these awesome people around
me that made it work.</i>

1514
01:32:02,981 --> 01:32:05,684
<i>And yeah, the bikinis help.</i>

1515
01:32:39,650 --> 01:32:42,653
<i>So, what's the secret to
running a successful business?</i>

1516
01:32:44,222 --> 01:32:46,323
Hard work and determination.

1517
01:32:46,357 --> 01:32:47,592
And boobies!

1518
01:32:47,625 --> 01:32:51,463
Shake that booty, shake, shake
that booty. Yeah, yeah.

1519
01:32:51,495 --> 01:32:53,230
Tenacity!

1520
01:32:53,263 --> 01:32:54,732
And Balls.

1521
01:32:54,765 --> 01:32:56,601
And accurate calculations...

1522
01:32:56,634 --> 01:32:58,470
The girls!

1523
01:32:58,503 --> 01:33:01,039
Another secret to a
successful business?

1524
01:33:02,272 --> 01:33:04,541
<i>Easy-Corn, BanoNut,
Corn-a-Macabre.</i>

1525
01:33:04,575 --> 01:33:05,108
Gag!

1526
01:33:05,142 --> 01:33:06,411
The threat of violence.

1527
01:33:06,443 --> 01:33:08,345
<i>Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!</i>

1528
01:33:08,379 --> 01:33:10,081
Running a business takes
a lot of things,

1529
01:33:10,113 --> 01:33:13,117
but principally... honesty.

1530
01:33:13,151 --> 01:33:14,019
Self confidence.

1531
01:33:14,052 --> 01:33:14,553
Trust.

1532
01:33:14,585 --> 01:33:16,487
How about the guns?

1533
01:33:16,521 --> 01:33:22,360
probably... me!

1534
01:33:22,393 --> 01:33:23,762
Tori... I swear to God...
she digs me!

1535
01:33:23,795 --> 01:33:26,364
Wait, what was the question?

1536
01:33:26,397 --> 01:33:28,433
You know my answer.
it starts with a "B"...

1537
01:33:28,465 --> 01:33:31,469
Oooh... Dedication, probably.

1538
01:33:33,437 --> 01:33:34,772
What is that?

1539
01:33:34,805 --> 01:33:37,642
Martin wants to answer the
questions too!

1540
01:33:37,674 --> 01:33:38,543
Focus!

1541
01:33:38,576 --> 01:33:39,644
And guts!

1542
01:33:39,677 --> 01:33:41,780
And it rhymes with "newbies"

1543
01:33:41,812 --> 01:33:45,115
It's all about the Benjamins,
baby!

1544
01:33:45,148 --> 01:33:47,785
As stated in my class, fifty
percent of small businesses

1545
01:33:47,818 --> 01:33:49,653
fail on their first year.

1546
01:33:49,687 --> 01:33:51,790
And with these three monkeys
running it...

1547
01:33:51,822 --> 01:33:53,691
it'll definitely fall
in that category.

1548
01:33:54,424 --> 01:33:57,294
Wait, what's YOUR answer, Brit?

1549
01:33:57,327 --> 01:33:59,063
Hey, I'm the interviewer here!

1550
01:33:59,097 --> 01:34:00,532
No you don't!

1551
01:34:01,305 --> 01:34:07,410
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