1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:00:43,582 --> 00:00:47,854 Come on ladies, we're pushing pennies around like a lot of old 'tards here. 3 00:00:48,202 --> 00:00:50,718 Let's see a real bet. 4 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:12,092 Twice. 5 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:14,147 - That's better. - Fold. 6 00:01:17,974 --> 00:01:19,931 All in. 7 00:01:23,104 --> 00:01:25,437 Good morning mate. Delivery for you. 8 00:01:25,641 --> 00:01:27,531 Fresh as you like. 9 00:01:30,367 --> 00:01:32,202 Bloody hell. 10 00:01:32,488 --> 00:01:34,292 What you plan on doing with that? 11 00:01:34,432 --> 00:01:36,273 I'm gonna chop his head off. 12 00:01:36,414 --> 00:01:39,487 - You know I'm a vegetarian?! - For Christ sake Tim! 13 00:01:39,884 --> 00:01:42,321 I'm not asking you to fucking eat it. 14 00:01:42,671 --> 00:01:44,445 Only chop the head off. 15 00:01:44,573 --> 00:01:47,561 Ben, I can't mate. Really, I can't. 16 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,338 The head.. 17 00:01:50,381 --> 00:01:51,910 Is mine. 18 00:01:53,336 --> 00:01:54,613 All right. 19 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:57,173 Johnny's got the head. 20 00:01:57,552 --> 00:01:59,249 I've got the belly. 21 00:01:59,437 --> 00:02:00,723 Which leaves you 22 00:02:00,774 --> 00:02:01,908 the legs 23 00:02:02,017 --> 00:02:03,482 the gut 24 00:02:03,673 --> 00:02:05,374 or the fucking tale. 25 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,314 Where's the other fellow? 26 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,814 You're late. 27 00:02:28,886 --> 00:02:30,995 Did I not make myself clear?! 28 00:02:31,232 --> 00:02:33,489 The other fellow, where is he? 29 00:02:33,626 --> 00:02:35,647 We can handle it! 30 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:37,178 Guarantied! 31 00:02:37,413 --> 00:02:39,542 I need three of you inside. 32 00:02:40,004 --> 00:02:41,133 You've got three of us. 33 00:02:41,233 --> 00:02:44,033 You mean to tell me that tinker bell here is gonna go inside? 34 00:02:44,162 --> 00:02:45,699 No.. Tinker.. 35 00:02:46,796 --> 00:02:49,549 Tim.. will stay in the van. 36 00:02:49,696 --> 00:02:51,103 All right. 37 00:02:51,110 --> 00:02:53,047 So Tink takes the wheel 38 00:02:53,118 --> 00:02:55,790 whilst you and loud ass there go inside? 39 00:02:55,857 --> 00:02:57,194 The two of you? 40 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:59,857 - I trust him with my life. - Yeah, well I don't. 41 00:03:00,034 --> 00:03:03,854 So you find someone else, otherwise, the deal is of, all right?! 42 00:03:15,593 --> 00:03:17,487 All right. 43 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,721 I'll find another guy. 44 00:03:22,399 --> 00:03:23,752 Okay? 45 00:03:24,723 --> 00:03:26,556 If.. 46 00:03:26,743 --> 00:03:29,760 And I mean if this goes according to plan.. 47 00:03:30,975 --> 00:03:32,420 He's got a ring. 48 00:03:32,593 --> 00:03:33,882 You take it! 49 00:03:34,023 --> 00:03:36,432 The ring is very important to him. 50 00:03:36,581 --> 00:03:39,226 You might say it's his little friend. 51 00:03:39,985 --> 00:03:41,778 Adios. 52 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,361 Fucking tosser! 53 00:04:39,823 --> 00:04:42,881 - Hello? - Happy birthday to you 54 00:04:42,975 --> 00:04:45,504 happy birthday to you 55 00:04:45,572 --> 00:04:48,628 happy birthday dear Michael 56 00:04:48,735 --> 00:04:50,960 happy birthday to you. 57 00:04:51,036 --> 00:04:52,147 Wow, I'm touched. 58 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,405 Love you so much. 59 00:04:53,482 --> 00:04:55,487 Sounds like I'll come in for a very good night tonight?! 60 00:04:55,538 --> 00:04:57,651 Oh yes, but it was different in my dreams. 61 00:04:57,686 --> 00:04:58,972 Why is that? 62 00:04:59,236 --> 00:05:01,520 You've been having those dirty dreams about me again? 63 00:05:01,631 --> 00:05:04,047 Hmm, but it happened in a Polish restaurant. 64 00:05:04,108 --> 00:05:05,837 - Oh shit. - Oh yes. 65 00:05:06,030 --> 00:05:09,626 No, that's no good, cause since you've met me, all your dreams have come true. 66 00:05:09,732 --> 00:05:11,161 I know Michael. Look.. 67 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:13,961 I've ordered a table at Gordon's, just the two of us. 68 00:05:14,088 --> 00:05:15,758 We have to be there in an hour. 69 00:05:16,247 --> 00:05:17,387 An hour? 70 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:18,439 Yes. 71 00:05:18,474 --> 00:05:19,979 Well, at least it's not Polish. 72 00:05:20,043 --> 00:05:22,264 Definitely not. And I have a surprise for you. 73 00:05:22,339 --> 00:05:23,626 Yeah, you should do. 74 00:05:23,743 --> 00:05:25,864 Besides, I've got a little surprise for you too. 75 00:05:26,043 --> 00:05:28,756 Surprise?! I'm finally going to meet the queen? 76 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,092 Who told you? 77 00:05:30,224 --> 00:05:31,823 Everybody's talking about it. 78 00:05:33,017 --> 00:05:34,486 No, but.. 79 00:05:35,009 --> 00:05:37,074 I do have a little.. 80 00:05:37,201 --> 00:05:38,468 Michael? 81 00:05:39,371 --> 00:05:40,628 Michael? 82 00:05:40,782 --> 00:05:42,486 Now, there is a surprise. 83 00:05:42,507 --> 00:05:43,796 What? 84 00:05:44,098 --> 00:05:45,688 I'll be there in a jiffy. 85 00:05:45,773 --> 00:05:47,268 Okay. 86 00:05:55,739 --> 00:05:57,901 What the shitty fuck?! 87 00:05:59,153 --> 00:06:00,430 Let go of me! 88 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:02,024 What the fuck?! 89 00:06:02,198 --> 00:06:03,363 Take it off! 90 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:19,297 Please, let go of me. 91 00:06:25,535 --> 00:06:26,535 Help?! 92 00:06:26,538 --> 00:06:28,128 I'll give you anything! 93 00:06:31,205 --> 00:06:32,858 You work for her Majesty? 94 00:06:32,869 --> 00:06:34,048 What's it got to do with you? 95 00:06:34,135 --> 00:06:37,109 You'd take a bullet in your bullocks for queen and country? 96 00:06:37,191 --> 00:06:37,918 What? 97 00:06:37,923 --> 00:06:41,985 Even though the old deer makes you work on your fucking birthday. 98 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:44,992 Johnny, you fucker! 99 00:06:44,997 --> 00:06:46,099 Happy birthday mate. 100 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:47,175 God save the Queen. 101 00:06:47,204 --> 00:06:48,442 Piss off Ben! 102 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:49,656 Come on! Come on! Let me out! 103 00:06:49,745 --> 00:06:51,413 You scared the shit out of me. 104 00:06:51,517 --> 00:06:53,642 Here. Happy birthday fellow. 105 00:06:53,653 --> 00:06:55,999 Yeah, what were you doing with that bunny rabbit, eh? 106 00:06:56,043 --> 00:06:57,245 That is Jess.. 107 00:06:57,305 --> 00:06:58,914 Well it was just Jessica's present. 108 00:06:59,011 --> 00:07:00,612 I was thinking about you, the whole time. 109 00:07:00,615 --> 00:07:02,181 Oh, you pervert. 110 00:07:02,525 --> 00:07:04,435 - And you? - Sorry Michael. 111 00:07:04,718 --> 00:07:07,038 We just wanted to give you the best surprise ever. 112 00:07:07,069 --> 00:07:09,575 Oh why, well you certainly did that Tim. 113 00:07:09,723 --> 00:07:10,925 No problem there! 114 00:07:11,104 --> 00:07:12,104 All right, let's go! 115 00:07:12,253 --> 00:07:13,818 - Go? Go where? - Here. 116 00:07:14,717 --> 00:07:15,590 All right, what?! 117 00:07:15,617 --> 00:07:19,383 A wrank looking strip club. Even you're not thick enough to think of going there. 118 00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:20,417 Oh yeah, we forgot. 119 00:07:20,447 --> 00:07:22,079 You're into cuddly toys now, aren't you? 120 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,007 I am not going in there! 121 00:07:24,037 --> 00:07:26,537 I don't care what you say, I've had enough! 122 00:07:27,607 --> 00:07:28,477 Jessica. 123 00:07:28,528 --> 00:07:30,096 - Mickey?! - No. I'm sorry, I've got to go. 124 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:32,239 - Must see Jessie, she's waiting on me. - Mickey, for fuck's sake. 125 00:07:32,311 --> 00:07:34,106 Will you just calm down?! Mickey please?! 126 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,958 Look! I have to go and see Jessica, all right?! She's waiting for me. 127 00:07:38,003 --> 00:07:40,293 All right. I see the surprise is out the window. 128 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:43,340 But we have to go and tell the girls. Please, ten minutes?! 129 00:07:43,410 --> 00:07:45,273 No, thank you. It's not my business! 130 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:48,430 Come on mate please, for fuck's sake, do us a favor. 131 00:07:49,919 --> 00:07:51,818 All right, five minutes, all right?! 132 00:07:51,914 --> 00:07:53,508 And not a heartbeat more! 133 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:55,934 Okay Mickey. Just turn the van around. 134 00:07:55,996 --> 00:07:57,766 These girls might take us by force. 135 00:07:57,866 --> 00:07:58,892 Hopefully. 136 00:08:00,464 --> 00:08:03,270 You sure are fucking cunts! 137 00:08:06,470 --> 00:08:08,281 Let me tell you what John. He's gonna go 138 00:08:08,293 --> 00:08:10,293 apeshit when he finds out. It's a fact mate. 139 00:08:10,296 --> 00:08:12,298 Fuck you and your facts Tim. We stick to the plan! 140 00:08:12,310 --> 00:08:13,560 Here 141 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:29,986 We're closed. 142 00:08:29,991 --> 00:08:32,060 Closed or not mate, I have to drop this off. 143 00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:33,564 You're not dropping anything off mate. 144 00:08:33,594 --> 00:08:37,196 I told you, the bar is closed. So fuck off and come back tomorrow! 145 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,049 Shut it dickhead! 146 00:08:43,879 --> 00:08:45,969 You know the trouble with the world right now Karl? 147 00:08:46,074 --> 00:08:47,677 Not enough trust. 148 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:50,240 But I'm gonna trust these cards. 149 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:55,922 When I said use your head, I meant your own one. 150 00:08:55,954 --> 00:08:57,385 Fresh meat. 151 00:08:58,403 --> 00:08:59,625 What? 152 00:09:01,783 --> 00:09:03,797 Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't you flinch! 153 00:09:03,855 --> 00:09:05,505 Put your hands on the table! 154 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,705 Where I can see them! 155 00:09:06,785 --> 00:09:08,297 What the fuck is going on here? 156 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:09,837 Shut your mouth! 157 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,902 Or I'll shut it for you! 158 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:13,317 Open it up! Come on! 159 00:09:15,103 --> 00:09:17,445 I think you pricks are a little confused. 160 00:09:17,569 --> 00:09:20,427 Slowly, don't you make me fucking nervous. Come on! 161 00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:23,415 Do you have any idea who owns this establishment? 162 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:24,843 Who sent you? 163 00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:26,397 The international 164 00:09:26,474 --> 00:09:28,321 red fucking cross! 165 00:09:32,187 --> 00:09:34,745 Let's gather the harvest. 166 00:09:34,803 --> 00:09:36,017 Come on gentlemen! 167 00:09:37,283 --> 00:09:38,433 Come on! 168 00:09:40,901 --> 00:09:42,782 Faster gentlemen! Faster! 169 00:09:50,201 --> 00:09:51,435 I said.. 170 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:53,575 Five minutes! 171 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:08,703 Fuck! 172 00:10:13,341 --> 00:10:16,179 Come on! Faster, you fucking cripple! 173 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:23,083 Aren't you forgetting something? 174 00:10:24,287 --> 00:10:25,321 Like what? 175 00:10:25,645 --> 00:10:27,239 Your ring! 176 00:10:37,397 --> 00:10:39,251 Are you deaf?! 177 00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:42,631 Put the ring on the fucking table! 178 00:10:46,027 --> 00:10:47,237 Shoot! 179 00:10:47,785 --> 00:10:48,855 What? 180 00:10:49,092 --> 00:10:50,327 Shoot him! 181 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,195 No! Oh, no! I can't.. 182 00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:54,485 I can't do it! 183 00:10:55,805 --> 00:10:57,360 Fuck! Shoot him! 184 00:10:57,539 --> 00:10:59,344 Motherfucker I'm telling you! 185 00:11:00,348 --> 00:11:01,147 I can't! 186 00:11:01,215 --> 00:11:03,125 Pour his fucking brains out! 187 00:11:03,359 --> 00:11:04,409 Now! 188 00:11:04,904 --> 00:11:05,727 I can't. 189 00:11:05,786 --> 00:11:07,525 You're such a fucking pussy! 190 00:11:12,257 --> 00:11:13,337 Oh fu.. 191 00:11:20,534 --> 00:11:21,984 Get back! 192 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,650 I promise I'll aim better next time. 193 00:11:27,717 --> 00:11:29,086 You're fucking mental! 194 00:11:29,296 --> 00:11:31,842 Really?! You're not the first to notice. 195 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:48,554 I'll find you! 196 00:11:48,628 --> 00:11:50,862 I'll fucking find you! And when I do.. 197 00:11:50,984 --> 00:11:53,430 I'll cut of your fucking balls.. 198 00:11:53,615 --> 00:11:55,182 And when you fucking eat them.. 199 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:58,900 I'm gonna pull them out of your fucking asshole with this hand! 200 00:11:58,924 --> 00:12:01,598 You fucking fat cunt! 201 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:02,731 Oy?! 202 00:12:03,608 --> 00:12:05,361 Is this what you were looking for? 203 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,214 What? 204 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,688 Don't play silly puppets with me! 205 00:12:12,964 --> 00:12:15,770 You wanted your play with his ring didn't you? 206 00:12:16,104 --> 00:12:17,338 Well, as it happens.. 207 00:12:17,351 --> 00:12:19,410 I've grown quite fond of it. 208 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,338 I think I'll just adopt to it. 209 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,450 I'll think of it 210 00:12:22,487 --> 00:12:23,776 as a present! 211 00:12:25,351 --> 00:12:26,874 Fucking knew. 212 00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:29,564 You fucking snake! 213 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:32,278 Come on! Come on! 214 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,149 Move! Move! Move! Now! 215 00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:41,921 Move! Fucking move! 216 00:12:42,588 --> 00:12:44,830 You come and investigate, you're the police. 217 00:12:44,886 --> 00:12:46,149 I'll call you back. 218 00:12:46,382 --> 00:12:47,968 Mickey start the van! 219 00:12:47,985 --> 00:12:48,991 Wait, what happened? 220 00:12:49,093 --> 00:12:50,374 Drive! Just fucking drive! 221 00:12:50,434 --> 00:12:51,457 Now wait a minute. 222 00:12:51,507 --> 00:12:52,857 - Move! - All right! 223 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,412 Shittin' Jesus Christ. 224 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:58,956 What was all that about? 225 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:00,148 Nothing Mickey. 226 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:01,748 - We're all good. - Good?! 227 00:13:01,846 --> 00:13:04,676 How can it be good Johnny? I heard a fucking gunshot! 228 00:13:04,754 --> 00:13:06,312 Need to clear your ears out mate. 229 00:13:06,335 --> 00:13:07,597 Probably just been foy. 230 00:13:07,623 --> 00:13:08,650 Oh fuck off Ben! 231 00:13:08,901 --> 00:13:10,072 Calm down Mickey. 232 00:13:10,118 --> 00:13:11,156 Girls just.. 233 00:13:11,562 --> 00:13:12,992 Got a bit upset, that's all. 234 00:13:13,087 --> 00:13:14,782 But we got you a present. 235 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,752 Piss off with your presents! 236 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,028 Are you sure about that? 237 00:13:18,078 --> 00:13:21,587 Don't think you want me fucking around with your future. 238 00:13:22,538 --> 00:13:23,538 What is that? 239 00:13:23,588 --> 00:13:25,508 Problems with your eyesight, lad?! 240 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:26,702 Oh fuck! No! 241 00:13:26,797 --> 00:13:28,727 No! No! No! No! No! 242 00:13:39,973 --> 00:13:41,640 What did you do Johnny? Eh? 243 00:13:41,683 --> 00:13:43,781 What the fuck did you do? 244 00:13:46,061 --> 00:13:47,319 Set you up mate. 245 00:13:47,406 --> 00:13:49,543 Tell me you're just having another laugh, all right?! 246 00:13:49,603 --> 00:13:53,131 Tell me that this is just a fucking wind-up. 247 00:13:53,772 --> 00:13:55,014 Not really. 248 00:13:55,204 --> 00:13:57,054 I know you're pissed off now mate. 249 00:13:57,095 --> 00:13:58,095 But please 250 00:13:58,192 --> 00:13:59,480 just try to calm down. 251 00:13:59,544 --> 00:14:01,239 You tell me to calm down 252 00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:02,860 just one more time 253 00:14:02,948 --> 00:14:04,215 I will fucking end you! 254 00:14:04,373 --> 00:14:07,427 Look at it, we always said we were to start it new. 255 00:14:07,489 --> 00:14:09,579 Now we can. All of us. 256 00:14:10,074 --> 00:14:11,396 We're sorted. 257 00:14:11,496 --> 00:14:12,873 Whose money is that? 258 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,457 Look at it as a long-term loan. 259 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:16,231 With payment optional. 260 00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:18,127 Who saw you? you? 261 00:14:18,165 --> 00:14:20,127 As far as I'm aware, no one! 262 00:14:20,197 --> 00:14:21,409 You're in the clear mate. 263 00:14:21,473 --> 00:14:23,538 And by the time those guys sort themselves out, 264 00:14:23,555 --> 00:14:24,595 we'll be long gone. 265 00:14:24,621 --> 00:14:25,692 Gone?! 266 00:14:25,855 --> 00:14:27,057 Gone where? 267 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:28,611 Malaysia my friend. 268 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,181 Sunshine. Paradise is just around the corner. 269 00:14:34,091 --> 00:14:35,745 And we've got a place for you. 270 00:14:35,761 --> 00:14:37,115 If you're willing to join us. 271 00:14:37,155 --> 00:14:38,218 Shit! 272 00:14:38,451 --> 00:14:40,381 This is fucking real?! 273 00:14:40,802 --> 00:14:45,201 You really are all just the sneakiest, fucking donk shit, right?! 274 00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:47,769 You're right Johnny, you clever bastard. 275 00:14:47,815 --> 00:14:49,609 Nobody did see me. 276 00:14:49,728 --> 00:14:51,235 So I weren't there. 277 00:14:52,097 --> 00:14:53,702 Just so we're clear?! 278 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,357 I didn't do anything! 279 00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:57,244 You don't know me. 280 00:14:57,601 --> 00:14:59,403 And I don't know you. 281 00:14:59,487 --> 00:15:01,037 Any of you! 282 00:15:01,097 --> 00:15:03,312 And if I ever see you again. 283 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,849 You're fucking dead! 284 00:15:04,893 --> 00:15:06,549 I'll kill ya'll! 285 00:15:09,128 --> 00:15:10,474 His name's John. 286 00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:12,177 I don't know his last name. 287 00:15:12,549 --> 00:15:14,571 That's all I know Paul, I swear. 288 00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:16,439 Believe me. 289 00:15:16,554 --> 00:15:18,673 I know I fucked up, I fucked up big-time Paul. 290 00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,599 But give me a chance, yeah? 291 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:23,411 And I'll get the fuckers myself. 292 00:15:23,763 --> 00:15:25,273 I promise. 293 00:15:25,454 --> 00:15:27,008 They'll pay. 294 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,066 Yeah, they'll pay. 295 00:15:29,202 --> 00:15:30,962 I'll get the fuckers myself, and they'll pay. 296 00:15:30,993 --> 00:15:32,704 I promise you they'll pay, ok? 297 00:15:32,976 --> 00:15:34,718 I'll get them! I'll get them Paul. 298 00:15:34,827 --> 00:15:35,922 Yeah? I'll get them.. 299 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,935 Pst! 300 00:15:38,279 --> 00:15:39,805 (SHUT THE) Fuck up! 301 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:42,485 (OR) I'll crush you! 302 00:15:46,735 --> 00:15:47,937 I believe you. 303 00:15:48,019 --> 00:15:49,289 Yeah? 304 00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:52,663 Everybody pays. 305 00:15:52,725 --> 00:15:53,955 Yeah. 306 00:16:07,336 --> 00:16:09,360 He was in the fucking van. 307 00:16:09,585 --> 00:16:11,655 He seems fucking familiar to me. 308 00:16:11,717 --> 00:16:12,583 How come? 309 00:16:12,675 --> 00:16:14,504 If that really is him then.. 310 00:16:14,613 --> 00:16:17,299 Then we've just been fucked by the honorary guard of her 311 00:16:17,325 --> 00:16:20,223 Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the fucking second. 312 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,543 If we get this little prick, we find the others. 313 00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:25,834 I want you to take all of our boys 314 00:16:25,887 --> 00:16:27,913 find out where they fucking live 315 00:16:27,932 --> 00:16:29,465 where they drink 316 00:16:29,476 --> 00:16:32,298 and even if they're coming up to the queen of fucking England 317 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:34,994 I want them crown jewels. 318 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,120 - Hello? - Where are you? 319 00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:05,467 Oh, Jess. 320 00:17:05,529 --> 00:17:06,855 Yeah, I.. I'm sorry darling. 321 00:17:06,879 --> 00:17:09,198 - I'm waiting. - Yeah, I'm on my way there now. 322 00:17:09,299 --> 00:17:11,351 Are you ok? What's the matter with you? 323 00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:13,094 No no.. 324 00:17:13,121 --> 00:17:14,719 No. Everything's honky.. 325 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,435 Everything's fine! 326 00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:17,666 Hurry up then. 327 00:17:17,717 --> 00:17:20,259 Yes, yes! I'll be there in a minute, all right?! 328 00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:30,793 Oh fuck! 329 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,575 - Oh shit! - He's inside! 330 00:17:35,695 --> 00:17:36,959 Fuck! 331 00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:49,673 Shit. 332 00:17:51,199 --> 00:17:53,024 Fucker's got away. 333 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,212 I need to go to the toilet. 334 00:18:35,341 --> 00:18:37,403 Tim, what the fuck are you doing?! 335 00:18:37,964 --> 00:18:39,727 You don't know me! 336 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,808 I'll be back in a sec. 337 00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:43,373 Excuse me. 338 00:19:11,543 --> 00:19:12,617 Jesus Christ! 339 00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,631 I promised ya'll I'd kill you! 340 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,799 Michael, I'm sorry! I wanted to tell you, honestly. 341 00:19:18,475 --> 00:19:19,985 Where is it? 342 00:19:20,095 --> 00:19:21,465 I'm sorry. 343 00:19:21,973 --> 00:19:23,159 Where is it? 344 00:19:23,254 --> 00:19:24,844 It's on me! 345 00:19:25,305 --> 00:19:25,991 Fuck! 346 00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:29,561 Michael, don't do this! Listen, right! There's no way back! 347 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:33,163 Mike, what the fuck are you doing? 348 00:19:36,535 --> 00:19:37,225 Mickey.. 349 00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:39,689 They found me Johnny! Do you understand me?! 350 00:19:39,903 --> 00:19:42,573 They found me and then nearly fucking killed me! 351 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,665 Fuck you Mickeeey! 352 00:19:46,883 --> 00:19:53,222 This is the final boarding call for passengers on the flight F43421C 353 00:19:53,673 --> 00:19:55,194 to Kuala Lumpur. 354 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:58,226 Please proceed to gate C, immediately. 355 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,214 Thick clouds of ash flew up today 356 00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:14,605 forcing airlines to cancel thousands of flights. 357 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:19,008 It drifted at high altitudes south & east, from an erupting volcano in Iceland. 358 00:20:19,438 --> 00:20:23,512 The airspace shut-down was one of the most sweeping ever ordered in peace time. 359 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,001 The cloud made up of minute particles of 360 00:20:26,013 --> 00:20:28,616 silicate, that can severely damage jet engines, 361 00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:32,872 left airplanes stranded on the tarmac of some of the world's busiest airports, 362 00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:35,990 as it spread over Britain and towards continental Europe. 363 00:20:36,182 --> 00:20:40,604 5,000-6,000 of the 28,000 daily flights across Europe were cancelled, 364 00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:45,348 or redirected to the nearest available airports, as the results of the ash plume. 365 00:20:45,489 --> 00:20:49,018 The ash plume of volcano Eyjafjallajökull, was reported to be drifting 366 00:20:49,085 --> 00:20:52,118 at 18,000-33,000 feet above the earth. 367 00:20:52,289 --> 00:20:56,003 At those altitudes, the cloud is directly in the road of commercial airliners... 368 00:21:24,675 --> 00:21:26,414 Excuse me mate. Where are we? 369 00:21:29,687 --> 00:21:32,717 Sorry mate, I don't speak Malaysian, I'm sorry. 370 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:38,461 We found them. 371 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:40,837 It was about fucking time. 372 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,997 They didn't get as far as Malaysia. 373 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,306 Some big volcano has just erupted in Iceland. 374 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:46,941 The flight redirected. 375 00:21:47,115 --> 00:21:48,541 To Lithuania. 376 00:21:49,901 --> 00:21:51,775 Lith-a-fucking what? 377 00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:53,249 Lithuania?! 378 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:55,109 Not Malaysia?! 379 00:21:55,511 --> 00:21:57,489 It's in Eastern fucking Europe. 380 00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,749 And the bastards are still there. 381 00:21:59,849 --> 00:22:01,159 How? 382 00:22:01,549 --> 00:22:03,771 I mean how? How? How did I get here? 383 00:22:04,011 --> 00:22:06,221 You arrive here about two hours ago 384 00:22:06,461 --> 00:22:07,539 from the airport 385 00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:09,413 with three friends. 386 00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:12,327 I like them fucking Islandicks. 387 00:22:12,445 --> 00:22:14,935 But I like the volcanoes even better. 388 00:22:15,225 --> 00:22:17,783 Let's get our asses fucking out there. 389 00:22:35,323 --> 00:22:37,705 Hey barman, give me some vodka. 390 00:22:40,665 --> 00:22:41,847 Cheers fellow. 391 00:23:03,103 --> 00:23:04,989 Benny my boy, lucky tonight. 392 00:23:05,081 --> 00:23:06,355 See you back at the hotel. 393 00:23:06,399 --> 00:23:07,763 I'll see you later. 394 00:23:08,611 --> 00:23:11,453 Ben, don't you think we should get back to the hotel. 395 00:23:11,534 --> 00:23:13,183 You've gone fucking soft?! 396 00:23:13,378 --> 00:23:15,243 I'm not going back to some shitty hotel! 397 00:23:15,551 --> 00:23:18,841 Hello boys. Our hen party needs some company. 398 00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:20,497 Where're you from? 399 00:23:20,839 --> 00:23:21,969 England. 400 00:23:24,367 --> 00:23:27,197 - Come on girls, surround them. - All right ladies. 401 00:23:27,772 --> 00:23:29,797 Right here, fucking right here! 402 00:23:39,526 --> 00:23:40,526 Fuck! 403 00:24:26,776 --> 00:24:28,871 Oh, you dumb fucks! 404 00:24:47,281 --> 00:24:48,756 - Hello? - Michael? 405 00:24:49,593 --> 00:24:50,915 Jessica, thank God! 406 00:24:50,971 --> 00:24:53,173 Were you ever planning on calling me back? 407 00:24:53,417 --> 00:24:54,647 How could you? 408 00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:56,689 What the hell is going on? 409 00:24:56,907 --> 00:25:01,241 What are you doing? Do you have any idea how I feel? 410 00:25:01,664 --> 00:25:03,081 Yes! Yes I know. 411 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:05,581 I'll be back in a couple of hours, I promise! 412 00:25:05,789 --> 00:25:08,605 - I don't give a shit about your promises.. - Jessie listen! 413 00:25:09,487 --> 00:25:10,906 - To what? - Airport please mate. 414 00:25:11,097 --> 00:25:13,951 You're going to the airport? Without me? 415 00:26:06,195 --> 00:26:07,854 Good night my friend. 416 00:26:35,251 --> 00:26:37,532 And you can't even explain to me where you pissed off to?! 417 00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:41,371 Why is that? Just don't call me anymore. I don't want to hear shit anymore. 418 00:26:41,438 --> 00:26:43,384 Jess, it's very, very confusing! 419 00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:44,336 Is it? 420 00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:45,736 But you have to trust me! 421 00:26:45,818 --> 00:26:46,854 Are you sober? 422 00:26:47,044 --> 00:26:47,661 Yes! 423 00:26:47,752 --> 00:26:49,120 So where are you then? 424 00:26:49,902 --> 00:26:51,980 Lithuan.. Oh, Jesus Christ. 425 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,720 - It doesn't really matter. - Yes, it does. 426 00:26:53,824 --> 00:26:56,846 I will explain everything to you, when it becomes clear. 427 00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:06,833 Why've we stop.. Look, can you just wait a minute? Why've we stopped? 428 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:09,758 Look! I need to get to the airport mate! I'm in a bit of a hurry.. 429 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,203 Who's this now? 430 00:27:14,988 --> 00:27:16,275 What's going on? 431 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,761 - What the hell is happening? - What are you doing to me? 432 00:27:18,832 --> 00:27:20,240 Are you at a party? 433 00:27:37,004 --> 00:27:40,171 You're a son of a bitch Michael. How can you have fun when my heart's broken? 434 00:27:40,222 --> 00:27:41,988 How can I have ever gotten with you? 435 00:27:42,006 --> 00:27:43,432 And you have nothing to say for yourself? 436 00:27:43,486 --> 00:27:45,032 You can't even explain yourself? 437 00:27:45,134 --> 00:27:46,189 Fuck you.. 438 00:28:08,266 --> 00:28:09,405 Oh fuck! 439 00:28:10,242 --> 00:28:11,844 Oh Jesus Christ. 440 00:29:11,056 --> 00:29:12,120 Hi. 441 00:29:12,297 --> 00:29:14,595 I don't even know how I got here. 442 00:29:14,832 --> 00:29:17,997 I don't know where any of my friends are and I need help! 443 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:21,879 Is your room 1402? 444 00:29:22,413 --> 00:29:24,547 No, yea.. I don't know, why? 445 00:29:25,049 --> 00:29:26,455 We came back.. 446 00:29:26,555 --> 00:29:27,855 Hmm... Men! 447 00:29:27,909 --> 00:29:30,167 We said we're friends of yours. 448 00:29:31,977 --> 00:29:33,426 Did they now?! 449 00:29:36,021 --> 00:29:37,067 Johnny?! 450 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:40,929 Johnny where are you?! Show me your faces you li.. 451 00:29:42,869 --> 00:29:44,523 - Fuck! Shit! - That's him! 452 00:29:44,607 --> 00:29:46,013 Who are you? What do you want? 453 00:29:46,101 --> 00:29:48,051 I was going to ask you the same thing. 454 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,675 Oh now, there's been some kind of a mistake. 455 00:29:51,037 --> 00:29:51,947 Mistake?! 456 00:29:51,987 --> 00:29:54,435 Where there's a lot of greed, there's plenty of mistakes. 457 00:29:54,712 --> 00:29:57,587 No! You see, I didn't know anything. 458 00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:59,557 They set me up. They ruined my plan. 459 00:29:59,711 --> 00:30:01,029 Plan?! 460 00:30:01,873 --> 00:30:04,927 Your plan is going to end up the same way as Karl's. 461 00:30:08,635 --> 00:30:10,181 Where is the money? 462 00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:13,881 It was in here. I wanted to give it back to you. 463 00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:17,381 I swear to God, I wanted to give it back to you. 464 00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:19,414 Where's my fucking ring? 465 00:30:20,973 --> 00:30:22,915 What ring? I don't know, I don't know. 466 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,377 Get him up! Get him up! 467 00:30:27,825 --> 00:30:30,107 Okay, it's.. It's in my pocket. 468 00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:42,617 Where's my fucking ring? 469 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:47,135 - I just gave.. - Tony Montana gave me that fucking ring! 470 00:30:47,199 --> 00:30:48,677 Does that ring any bells with you? 471 00:30:48,767 --> 00:30:50,185 Now where's my fucking ring? 472 00:30:50,197 --> 00:30:52,389 I don't have anything else to give to you. 473 00:30:52,457 --> 00:30:56,455 I don't even fucking know how I got here, what more can I fucking give. 474 00:30:56,465 --> 00:30:58,303 - Shut the fuck up! - Fucking hell! 475 00:30:58,371 --> 00:31:00,095 Get him in there! 476 00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:03,573 You must fucking like this?! 477 00:31:04,132 --> 00:31:05,981 Open the door! Police. 478 00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:15,709 Hello. 479 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:19,827 These guys. You know them? 480 00:31:23,433 --> 00:31:25,855 - Yes. yes, I know them, yes. - Good. 481 00:31:26,904 --> 00:31:29,183 You must go with us. Come on! 482 00:31:32,713 --> 00:31:34,835 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 483 00:31:44,537 --> 00:31:47,476 Don't look like we're leaving this place any time soon lads. 484 00:31:48,411 --> 00:31:50,838 We need a motor. Let's go find uncle Sam. 485 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:52,820 Officer?! Sir?! 486 00:31:54,024 --> 00:31:56,262 The Mob.. Gangsters.. 487 00:31:56,336 --> 00:31:59,166 From London, really, very, very serious men. 488 00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:02,262 They're in my hotel. They want their money. 489 00:32:03,052 --> 00:32:06,539 But, it was taken, you see, it's all gone. 490 00:32:09,544 --> 00:32:11,362 You know this? 491 00:32:16,037 --> 00:32:17,918 You want me to be honest with you?! 492 00:32:18,422 --> 00:32:20,228 They're not my actual friends. 493 00:32:20,778 --> 00:32:24,324 In fact, I barely fucking know them, but that is not important. 494 00:32:26,282 --> 00:32:28,304 They are going to kill me. 495 00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:30,442 You have to believe me! 496 00:32:40,390 --> 00:32:41,864 What's money? 497 00:32:42,112 --> 00:32:43,682 Who robbed you? 498 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,130 You? 499 00:32:45,194 --> 00:32:46,850 How much money? 500 00:32:46,992 --> 00:32:48,066 When? 501 00:32:48,112 --> 00:32:49,167 Money, I.. 502 00:32:49,924 --> 00:32:51,282 What money? 503 00:32:51,697 --> 00:32:52,548 No, no, no.. 504 00:32:52,672 --> 00:32:54,072 It's all good. 505 00:32:54,255 --> 00:32:55,549 It's my fuck-up. 506 00:34:26,438 --> 00:34:29,453 Four iron dicks and two balls for each. 507 00:34:30,910 --> 00:34:32,220 How much for all of them? 508 00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:40,953 8,000. You won't find any cheaper. 509 00:34:42,258 --> 00:34:44,375 Is that right? Is that so? 510 00:34:46,308 --> 00:34:48,042 Cheeky little fucker, isn't he? 511 00:34:49,266 --> 00:34:51,736 Fuck it. Pay him and let's get out of here. 512 00:34:58,272 --> 00:35:00,790 Do you fucking believe this shit?! 513 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,394 Here That's him. 514 00:35:16,778 --> 00:35:18,144 What's your name? 515 00:35:26,010 --> 00:35:27,052 Vova. 516 00:35:27,201 --> 00:35:30,830 Ok Vova, listen very carefully, I'm only gonna say this once. 517 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,954 Where did you get that fucking watch? 518 00:35:50,119 --> 00:35:54,348 Help. Help. 519 00:36:43,987 --> 00:36:45,579 Father, can you help me? 520 00:36:45,780 --> 00:36:47,599 Can you please help me? 521 00:36:54,343 --> 00:36:55,517 Excuse me? 522 00:36:55,659 --> 00:36:56,921 Will you please.. 523 00:36:57,806 --> 00:36:59,697 Fucking help me? 524 00:37:07,831 --> 00:37:08,910 Please?! 525 00:37:09,010 --> 00:37:10,510 Help me! 526 00:37:14,095 --> 00:37:15,697 Okay. Okay. 527 00:37:34,172 --> 00:37:35,247 Please?! 528 00:37:35,469 --> 00:37:37,795 People, hear me out! 529 00:37:37,805 --> 00:37:38,479 I 530 00:37:38,579 --> 00:37:39,279 Have 531 00:37:39,379 --> 00:37:40,079 money! 532 00:37:40,227 --> 00:37:43,073 If we can just get back to my fucking hotel 533 00:37:43,227 --> 00:37:44,785 I can pay you 534 00:37:44,878 --> 00:37:46,853 as much money 535 00:37:46,953 --> 00:37:48,753 as you fucking want! 536 00:37:48,927 --> 00:37:50,001 Just please?! 537 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:52,301 Fucking help me! 538 00:37:57,449 --> 00:37:59,086 Okay. 539 00:38:49,025 --> 00:38:50,872 Who the fuck are you? 540 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:56,155 Oh shit. 541 00:39:15,705 --> 00:39:17,167 Oh fuck! 542 00:40:01,994 --> 00:40:03,935 Please, I shouldn't be here. 543 00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:06,082 Please, I haven't seen anything. 544 00:40:06,244 --> 00:40:07,907 Just.. Just let me go. 545 00:40:18,905 --> 00:40:20,363 Please, help me. 546 00:41:43,649 --> 00:41:46,019 What the fuck is going on here? 547 00:41:46,217 --> 00:41:47,217 That's him. 548 00:41:47,302 --> 00:41:48,917 Well get the fucker! 549 00:42:17,052 --> 00:42:18,272 Come on! 550 00:42:30,941 --> 00:42:34,323 It's my first time here and it's really, very nice. 551 00:42:34,362 --> 00:42:35,945 Oh really?! 552 00:42:36,483 --> 00:42:38,333 We can stop at my place. 553 00:42:51,543 --> 00:42:53,416 - Sorry, I've got to go. - So soon? 554 00:44:46,637 --> 00:44:49,592 Who the fuck are you? What the fuck is going on? 555 00:44:59,979 --> 00:45:01,261 What are you doing? 556 00:45:01,361 --> 00:45:03,161 Calm down! Listen to me! 557 00:46:38,313 --> 00:46:40,683 Copper, where is my fucking money? 558 00:46:44,187 --> 00:46:48,057 One more time. Where is the fucking money? 559 00:46:54,621 --> 00:46:56,119 Fucking drive! 560 00:47:23,967 --> 00:47:25,221 Where is it? 561 00:47:25,506 --> 00:47:27,009 Where is it? 562 00:47:27,809 --> 00:47:29,547 It's under the sofa. 563 00:47:30,061 --> 00:47:32,107 All right. Fucking get it out! 564 00:47:41,937 --> 00:47:43,107 Now open the bag! 565 00:47:51,259 --> 00:47:53,941 - Is it all there? - I don't know, count it. 566 00:47:54,279 --> 00:47:55,413 Count it?! 567 00:47:59,492 --> 00:48:01,199 Fucking prick! 568 00:48:28,687 --> 00:48:29,549 Hello? 569 00:48:29,599 --> 00:48:31,369 You piece of shit! Asshole! 570 00:48:31,419 --> 00:48:33,069 You haven't even bothered to apologize. 571 00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:33,969 Look, Jessica.. 572 00:48:34,019 --> 00:48:36,660 Jessica, please just listen to me, all right, you don't understand. 573 00:48:36,668 --> 00:48:38,343 Oh I understand all right! 574 00:48:38,393 --> 00:48:40,043 You and your Lithuanian bitches! 575 00:48:40,093 --> 00:48:41,559 You met another woman. 576 00:48:41,609 --> 00:48:44,159 - Some other fucking bitch. - Jess will you hold please. 577 00:48:44,209 --> 00:48:46,691 - I know it.. - Just fucking hold! 578 00:49:42,731 --> 00:49:44,282 Ahh Jesus. 579 00:49:46,001 --> 00:49:47,539 Can you move? 580 00:49:49,117 --> 00:49:51,631 Your fucking radiator is on top of me. 581 00:49:53,973 --> 00:49:55,331 My radiator?! 582 00:49:55,850 --> 00:49:56,850 Ask me.. 583 00:49:57,175 --> 00:49:58,875 How I've become attached to this fucking radiator. 584 00:49:58,891 --> 00:50:01,357 I should have killed you in that fucking apartment. 585 00:50:01,481 --> 00:50:02,711 Fuck you! 586 00:50:08,985 --> 00:50:11,611 You skinny, Lithuanian bitch! 587 00:50:11,939 --> 00:50:13,409 I trusted you! 588 00:50:13,860 --> 00:50:14,737 And you left me 589 00:50:14,837 --> 00:50:15,937 naked 590 00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:17,441 covered in claret (BLOOD) 591 00:50:17,583 --> 00:50:19,321 handcuffed! 592 00:50:19,673 --> 00:50:21,515 Hey, steady.. 593 00:50:22,397 --> 00:50:23,731 It's my phone. 594 00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:25,185 It's in the pocket. 595 00:50:25,579 --> 00:50:26,649 Can you help? 596 00:50:27,211 --> 00:50:28,561 Help.. you?! 597 00:50:29,313 --> 00:50:30,459 Well yeah. 598 00:50:30,559 --> 00:50:32,759 Since you can't help yourself, ha?! 599 00:50:35,191 --> 00:50:36,577 Fine. 600 00:50:58,109 --> 00:50:59,411 Woa, woa, woa.. 601 00:50:59,745 --> 00:51:01,019 Lads, lads, lads.. 602 00:51:01,241 --> 00:51:02,659 Wh.. What's going on? 603 00:51:03,380 --> 00:51:05,123 Wh.. What're you doing to me? 604 00:51:05,248 --> 00:51:07,387 Hey, I'm military! Do you understand that? 605 00:51:07,549 --> 00:51:09,551 That means they'll come looking for me. 606 00:51:09,815 --> 00:51:11,316 And they'll find me to. That.. 607 00:51:11,616 --> 00:51:13,016 That.. That is for sure! 608 00:51:13,259 --> 00:51:14,497 Oh, come on lads. 609 00:51:14,611 --> 00:51:18,041 I work for her Majesty' service. Do you understand? The Queen? 610 00:51:18,457 --> 00:51:19,659 Oh come on, lads. 611 00:51:19,759 --> 00:51:23,559 I'm the head of the honorary guard. I'm a very important person! 612 00:51:24,032 --> 00:51:25,274 Yeah?! 613 00:54:02,338 --> 00:54:03,602 Fuck. 614 00:54:07,290 --> 00:54:08,840 Tim, get up! 615 00:54:31,452 --> 00:54:34,026 I don't mean to be rude, darling, but.. 616 00:54:34,697 --> 00:54:35,866 Do we know each other? 617 00:54:36,036 --> 00:54:37,510 Fuck you. 618 00:54:38,198 --> 00:54:39,524 And by the way.. 619 00:54:39,686 --> 00:54:42,076 You both having me a striptease 620 00:54:42,267 --> 00:54:43,988 for my party. 621 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,582 Aw fuck! Where'd you get my ring from? 622 00:54:49,306 --> 00:54:50,560 You gave it to me 623 00:54:50,660 --> 00:54:51,960 as my wedding gift. 624 00:54:52,428 --> 00:54:53,578 Wedding?! 625 00:54:55,154 --> 00:54:57,020 What fucking wedding? 626 00:54:57,310 --> 00:54:59,396 My wedding, your gift! 627 00:54:59,568 --> 00:55:01,417 Do you remember anything? 628 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,254 Whatever! 629 00:55:04,458 --> 00:55:05,480 I want my ring! 630 00:55:05,588 --> 00:55:07,396 Let me go man! 631 00:55:09,832 --> 00:55:11,298 This ring costs too much 632 00:55:11,390 --> 00:55:14,416 to give to some fucking.. 633 00:55:15,576 --> 00:55:17,026 Fucking hell. 634 00:55:26,444 --> 00:55:27,915 Who's that? 635 00:55:28,094 --> 00:55:29,266 My fiancé. 636 00:55:29,416 --> 00:55:31,447 We are getting married tomorrow. 637 00:55:32,064 --> 00:55:33,578 All right. 638 00:55:36,864 --> 00:55:39,886 Maybe your boyfriend can take us to the hotel. 639 00:55:40,454 --> 00:55:43,204 Jesus Christ, I'll fucking pay him. 640 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,239 You dirty bastard! 641 00:56:09,630 --> 00:56:11,644 That is not fucking me! 642 00:56:11,744 --> 00:56:12,744 Staska. 643 00:56:14,786 --> 00:56:15,786 Fucking take it. 644 00:56:32,978 --> 00:56:34,280 Look, love.. 645 00:56:34,688 --> 00:56:36,258 Just give us the ring back 646 00:56:36,716 --> 00:56:38,926 and we'll fucking leave. 647 00:56:38,997 --> 00:56:41,070 Yeah. We've got to make a move, to be honest. 648 00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:42,586 It's been an absolute pleasure. 649 00:56:43,048 --> 00:56:44,886 Leave the fucking ring, yeah?! 650 00:56:44,984 --> 00:56:46,802 Peace. Bye bye. 651 00:58:53,334 --> 00:58:54,341 Forrest Timmy! 652 00:58:54,441 --> 00:58:55,841 Run for the switch! 653 00:59:44,804 --> 00:59:46,215 Hey pal! 654 00:59:46,460 --> 00:59:48,350 Can you help us? 655 00:59:52,344 --> 00:59:54,562 Why the fuck he's running for. What's he.. 656 00:59:58,170 --> 00:59:59,416 Oh for fuck's sake. 657 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:02,022 Why would you change the side of the fucking steering wheel?! 658 01:00:02,072 --> 01:00:03,422 Why would you fucking do that?! 659 01:00:03,453 --> 01:00:05,500 - Move over you fucking cunt. - This fucking country is mental. 660 01:00:05,537 --> 01:00:07,515 Just drive ok?! 661 01:00:07,565 --> 01:00:09,015 Shut the fuck up Timmy! 662 01:00:54,629 --> 01:00:56,204 Well don't just sit there. 663 01:00:56,501 --> 01:00:58,079 Call Johnny. 664 01:00:58,371 --> 01:01:00,937 With what, eh?! The fucking phone?! 665 01:01:01,489 --> 01:01:03,383 It's in the forest somewhere. 666 01:01:05,419 --> 01:01:07,513 You fucking twat. 667 01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:36,508 Come on. Fucking get up! 668 01:01:37,565 --> 01:01:38,879 Where? 669 01:01:39,121 --> 01:01:40,227 Which way? 670 01:01:40,475 --> 01:01:42,305 Well I don't know, do I? 671 01:01:42,917 --> 01:01:45,224 Hey Tim, look at all this grass. 672 01:01:45,599 --> 01:01:48,089 You eat like a fucking rabbit, don't you?! 673 01:01:49,375 --> 01:01:51,229 I knew this would go tits up. 674 01:01:51,613 --> 01:01:52,919 But like a mug 675 01:01:53,119 --> 01:01:54,319 I've signed up for it. 676 01:01:54,679 --> 01:01:55,693 With another mug. 677 01:01:55,793 --> 01:01:57,493 You! 678 01:01:58,941 --> 01:02:00,183 Fuck off! 679 01:02:00,907 --> 01:02:02,149 What? 680 01:02:08,823 --> 01:02:10,517 It's a fucking tattoo. 681 01:02:10,643 --> 01:02:11,977 When? 682 01:02:17,877 --> 01:02:18,511 You 683 01:02:18,861 --> 01:02:20,123 are a fucking 684 01:02:20,143 --> 01:02:21,143 twat! 685 01:03:19,809 --> 01:03:21,137 Jesus Christ! 686 01:03:24,944 --> 01:03:26,347 That ain't Jesus. 687 01:03:26,911 --> 01:03:28,169 Not at all. 688 01:03:45,609 --> 01:03:46,609 Excuse me please 689 01:03:46,667 --> 01:03:48,595 - Are we arrive? - Who? You? 690 01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:50,736 We. Arrive. 691 01:03:51,446 --> 01:03:52,668 Where you from please? 692 01:03:52,757 --> 01:03:55,341 Who, Me?! I'm from England. Where the fuck are you from? 693 01:03:55,565 --> 01:03:58,102 And what you're doing all cooped-up in there? 694 01:03:58,206 --> 01:03:59,275 England. 695 01:03:59,572 --> 01:04:00,610 England. 696 01:04:07,540 --> 01:04:08,778 - England. - Get the fuck off! 697 01:04:08,888 --> 01:04:12,354 Thank you my friend. 698 01:04:14,165 --> 01:04:15,812 What the fuck are you doing?! 699 01:05:53,068 --> 01:05:54,300 Excuse me. 700 01:05:54,761 --> 01:05:56,342 Do you speak English? 701 01:05:57,106 --> 01:05:58,533 We're a bit lost, yeah?! 702 01:05:58,886 --> 01:06:00,649 And we need to call a taxi. 703 01:06:02,757 --> 01:06:03,951 Taxi? 704 01:06:05,263 --> 01:06:07,241 We need to go back to the.. 705 01:06:07,471 --> 01:06:08,649 Hotel. 706 01:06:33,883 --> 01:06:34,921 Hello. 707 01:06:35,355 --> 01:06:37,025 We need to call a taxi. 708 01:06:46,230 --> 01:06:48,057 You want call kurwa (WHORE)? 709 01:06:48,108 --> 01:06:49,595 Twenty ponds kurwa. 710 01:06:49,867 --> 01:06:50,696 One minute. 711 01:06:50,725 --> 01:06:52,909 What? We only need to call a taxi. 712 01:06:53,073 --> 01:06:54,819 Kurwa, twenty five pounds. 713 01:06:55,001 --> 01:06:57,036 Fuck off! It's just a short call. 714 01:06:57,191 --> 01:06:58,277 What kurwa? 715 01:06:58,425 --> 01:07:00,443 Okay. Okay. We'll take it, yeah?! 716 01:07:00,535 --> 01:07:02,395 But you call the taxi. 717 01:07:29,417 --> 01:07:30,916 Where you want kurwa go? 718 01:07:31,043 --> 01:07:32,396 The hotel. 719 01:07:33,206 --> 01:07:35,249 What kurwa hotel in this town? 720 01:07:35,633 --> 01:07:37,470 No, no. Not "Kurwa" hotel. 721 01:07:37,985 --> 01:07:39,043 Vilnius, yeah? 722 01:07:39,165 --> 01:07:41,334 We need to go to Vilnius. 723 01:07:41,467 --> 01:07:43,076 Are you kurwa nut? 724 01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:46,108 Your village is a free hundred kilometers from where. 725 01:07:46,218 --> 01:07:50,024 No one kurwa in here never go that's for kurwa. 726 01:07:50,131 --> 01:07:51,387 Fucking hell! 727 01:07:51,692 --> 01:07:53,898 - What? - What kurwa?! 728 01:07:54,057 --> 01:07:55,415 Your fucking Vilnius 729 01:07:55,577 --> 01:07:58,023 is Zbyt Daleko (TOO FAR) stop kurwa. 730 01:07:58,105 --> 01:08:01,547 Now kurwa, give me my twenty five pounds! 731 01:08:01,773 --> 01:08:02,773 Fuck off! 732 01:08:02,849 --> 01:08:04,059 We need to call our friends! 733 01:08:04,182 --> 01:08:05,756 The money is in the hotel 734 01:08:05,947 --> 01:08:07,870 and they will bring it here, all right?! 735 01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:10,583 I said kurwa, put the money on the table! 736 01:08:10,749 --> 01:08:12,995 Or you have kurwa big problem! 737 01:08:15,547 --> 01:08:16,886 Don't fuck with me! 738 01:08:17,307 --> 01:08:18,397 One call! 739 01:08:18,585 --> 01:08:20,003 That's all I'm asking. 740 01:08:20,095 --> 01:08:21,095 Now give me 741 01:08:21,191 --> 01:08:22,691 the fucking phone! 742 01:08:22,831 --> 01:08:25,192 Kurwa give me my money! 743 01:09:10,309 --> 01:09:11,416 Kurwa! 744 01:11:15,130 --> 01:11:16,849 Where are his Negros? you? 745 01:11:17,388 --> 01:11:18,974 I told ya'll! 746 01:11:19,542 --> 01:11:21,194 I don't know! 747 01:11:22,046 --> 01:11:24,916 I've left them in a fucking wood somewhere. 748 01:11:25,324 --> 01:11:28,242 Oh my Goooood! 749 01:11:31,612 --> 01:11:32,612 Ben! 750 01:11:33,260 --> 01:11:36,669 There is no God in this fucking country. 751 01:11:43,406 --> 01:11:46,001 It's not our plane for Malaysia?! 752 01:12:44,474 --> 01:12:45,753 Sure. 753 01:12:51,384 --> 01:12:52,714 Hey thanks. 754 01:12:55,574 --> 01:12:56,740 No problem. 755 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,554 So I'm a.. 756 01:13:02,596 --> 01:13:04,290 Flying off to Malaysia tonight. 757 01:13:05,806 --> 01:13:07,528 My mates are probably.. 758 01:13:07,977 --> 01:13:09,446 On their way already. 759 01:13:11,382 --> 01:13:12,792 I'm jealous. 760 01:13:15,942 --> 01:13:17,396 Hold that thought. 761 01:13:17,878 --> 01:13:18,878 I 762 01:13:19,114 --> 01:13:20,436 Will be back in a sec. 763 01:14:39,030 --> 01:14:40,612 So, what's next? 764 01:14:41,007 --> 01:14:42,790 I'd just love to get rid of this thing. 765 01:14:43,212 --> 01:14:44,686 Keep it as a souvenir. 766 01:14:45,488 --> 01:14:46,862 Okay, let's go. 767 01:14:57,326 --> 01:14:58,616 Fuck! 768 01:14:58,640 --> 01:14:59,640 Come on! 769 01:14:59,812 --> 01:15:01,238 Motherfucker! 770 01:15:01,624 --> 01:15:02,710 Go! Go! Go! 771 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:04,110 Bang on it! 772 01:15:07,996 --> 01:15:10,838 Motherfucker! Come here you motherfucker! 773 01:15:15,030 --> 01:15:16,220 Let's go! Go! 774 01:15:18,096 --> 01:15:19,503 What the fuck is going on? 775 01:15:19,568 --> 01:15:21,706 Just drive! Move! Move! Move! Move! 776 01:15:22,454 --> 01:15:24,521 Get closer to it, so he can get a shot at it! 777 01:15:25,598 --> 01:15:27,204 This is just fucked! Move! 778 01:16:20,356 --> 01:16:21,610 Get back here! 779 01:16:21,748 --> 01:16:22,845 Get back! 780 01:16:29,124 --> 01:16:30,674 The money's in the hotel. 781 01:16:30,777 --> 01:16:32,594 In the toilet. I'll show you everything. 782 01:16:32,732 --> 01:16:34,295 Don't worry about the money. 783 01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,082 We have the money. 784 01:16:37,288 --> 01:16:39,150 I got a little surprise for you. 785 01:16:46,816 --> 01:16:48,150 Mickey, forgive me. 786 01:16:48,567 --> 01:16:49,988 Forgive me Mickey. 787 01:16:58,270 --> 01:17:00,884 I will fucking kill you myself! 788 01:17:01,026 --> 01:17:02,476 You fucking cunt! 789 01:17:06,870 --> 01:17:08,560 Are we finished ladies? 790 01:17:12,076 --> 01:17:14,134 Now where's my fucking ring? 791 01:17:14,644 --> 01:17:15,982 Ring? 792 01:17:21,972 --> 01:17:23,702 That fucking ring! 793 01:17:24,097 --> 01:17:25,974 Fucking Johnny, you cunt! 794 01:17:26,046 --> 01:17:27,504 Don't fuck with me! 795 01:17:39,946 --> 01:17:41,376 Hello, Johnny? 796 01:17:42,168 --> 01:17:43,168 Johnny? 797 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:45,332 It's Ben, hello? 798 01:17:45,654 --> 01:17:47,476 You listen to me very carefully! 799 01:17:47,570 --> 01:17:48,342 Who is this? 800 01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:49,683 Where's Johnny? 801 01:17:49,846 --> 01:17:50,846 Where's Michael? 802 01:17:51,232 --> 01:17:53,418 Your two mates will fucking live 803 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,570 as long as my patience holds out. 804 01:17:56,094 --> 01:17:57,880 Now, you bring my fucking ring to me 805 01:17:57,910 --> 01:18:00,960 and you bring it very delicately, between your fucking teeth! 806 01:18:01,144 --> 01:18:02,571 Do you understand? 807 01:18:04,264 --> 01:18:05,918 I said, do you understand?! 808 01:18:18,624 --> 01:18:19,858 Now, one more pause out of you 809 01:18:19,972 --> 01:18:21,902 and I'm gonna blow his fucking skull away 810 01:18:21,952 --> 01:18:23,782 over this fucking call! 811 01:18:27,972 --> 01:18:29,025 Talk! 812 01:18:29,224 --> 01:18:30,478 Listen Ben! 813 01:18:30,616 --> 01:18:32,262 We need the fucking ring! 814 01:18:32,714 --> 01:18:33,996 What fucking ring?! 815 01:18:34,956 --> 01:18:36,462 We need cash! 816 01:18:36,674 --> 01:18:37,792 Ben, listen. 817 01:18:37,976 --> 01:18:39,073 There's no money. 818 01:18:39,122 --> 01:18:39,972 What? 819 01:18:40,032 --> 01:18:43,122 Just bring the fucking ring, we're gonna fucking die. 820 01:18:43,162 --> 01:18:44,764 Just bring the fucking ring! 821 01:18:46,752 --> 01:18:49,326 That's great Johnny, that's right. 822 01:18:50,124 --> 01:18:51,974 That's right Johnny, bring the money. 823 01:18:55,670 --> 01:18:56,756 I don't have the ring. 824 01:18:56,814 --> 01:18:59,160 I don't have that fucking ring, okay, but.. 825 01:18:59,232 --> 01:19:00,232 Great! 826 01:19:00,327 --> 01:19:01,902 That's great! You've got the ring. 827 01:19:01,971 --> 01:19:03,078 No ring Johnny! 828 01:19:04,044 --> 01:19:05,044 No ring! 829 01:19:05,077 --> 01:19:06,321 Good news mate. 830 01:19:06,701 --> 01:19:07,701 Tell us where you are? 831 01:19:08,487 --> 01:19:10,373 Yeah, where are you fuckface? 832 01:19:10,883 --> 01:19:12,893 We.. We're at the.. 833 01:19:14,823 --> 01:19:16,885 Lithuanian wedding. 834 01:19:20,115 --> 01:19:21,330 What? 835 01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:31,355 What the fuck is a Lithuanian wedding? 836 01:20:27,444 --> 01:20:29,026 Fucking Malaysia. 837 01:20:29,794 --> 01:20:31,764 Fucking sunny beach. 838 01:20:35,678 --> 01:20:36,678 Hey! 839 01:20:37,162 --> 01:20:40,180 Dress up! You'll be dancing 'cause of wedding. 840 01:22:40,316 --> 01:22:42,780 Now, I don't give a fuck who you two are. 841 01:22:42,902 --> 01:22:44,660 But I wanna know where the fat man is? 842 01:22:50,048 --> 01:22:51,210 Turk. 843 01:22:53,958 --> 01:22:55,472 Where's the fat man? 844 01:22:55,806 --> 01:22:58,264 'Un smooga', you cunt! 845 01:23:03,534 --> 01:23:05,568 Be careful! Smile. 846 01:24:51,524 --> 01:24:53,233 Jesus Christ. 847 01:25:14,620 --> 01:25:16,518 I'll need that fat piece of shit. 848 01:25:16,938 --> 01:25:18,759 Now, where the fuck is he? 849 01:25:36,528 --> 01:25:37,757 Fuck you! 850 01:25:37,945 --> 01:25:39,016 'Kamatzo' to you! 851 01:25:39,159 --> 01:25:41,704 Give my fucking dollars and motherfucking Negros! 852 01:25:41,856 --> 01:25:44,246 Now, you listen to me, you fucking gipsy! 853 01:25:45,638 --> 01:25:47,660 You get me that fucking prick! 854 01:25:48,294 --> 01:25:50,608 Otherwise, I'll end every fucking body here 855 01:25:50,660 --> 01:25:52,470 and I'll level this fucking place! 856 01:25:52,531 --> 01:25:53,679 Now, where the fuck is he? 857 01:25:58,548 --> 01:26:00,848 Where the fuck is he? I'm losing my patience. 858 01:26:19,898 --> 01:26:23,046 Where's the red cross now, you fucking salad swerver?! 859 01:26:24,981 --> 01:26:27,656 This is the part you give me back my fucking ring. 860 01:26:27,689 --> 01:26:28,728 Wait! 861 01:26:28,766 --> 01:26:29,766 He don't have it. 862 01:26:30,418 --> 01:26:32,311 He doesn't have the fucking ring! 863 01:26:32,657 --> 01:26:33,657 Not again. 864 01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:34,983 Look, she's got it. 865 01:27:18,613 --> 01:27:20,644 Get a hold of that fucking ring. 866 01:27:38,134 --> 01:27:39,291 Kurwa! 867 01:28:11,124 --> 01:28:11,979 I'm out. 868 01:28:12,032 --> 01:28:12,973 Fuck it! 869 01:28:12,987 --> 01:28:14,389 Motherfuckers. 870 01:28:24,236 --> 01:28:25,894 Let's kick some ass boys. 871 01:29:14,959 --> 01:29:16,199 Oh kurwa. 872 01:29:25,897 --> 01:29:27,286 Please? Please? Please?! 873 01:29:35,609 --> 01:29:36,672 Staska?! 874 01:29:37,638 --> 01:29:38,668 Staska! 875 01:29:41,159 --> 01:29:42,982 Where're you going you fat bitch?! 876 01:29:43,346 --> 01:29:44,780 Back off you little cunt! 877 01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:47,584 Staska! 878 01:30:03,305 --> 01:30:05,268 Where's that fucking ring you fucker?! 879 01:31:00,076 --> 01:31:01,445 You all right? 880 01:31:03,057 --> 01:31:04,227 Yeah. 881 01:31:04,655 --> 01:31:05,942 Just fucking perfect. 882 01:31:41,461 --> 01:31:42,706 Over here. 883 01:32:17,289 --> 01:32:18,605 Come on boys, up here. 884 01:33:01,972 --> 01:33:03,222 Jesus Christ. 885 01:33:04,353 --> 01:33:05,607 Hello mate. 886 01:33:06,046 --> 01:33:07,936 I wonder if you could help us. 887 01:33:08,022 --> 01:33:09,432 We're a little bit lost. 888 01:33:18,123 --> 01:33:19,848 Sorry mate, didn't get any of that. 889 01:33:19,862 --> 01:33:20,941 We just wanna go home. 890 01:33:21,073 --> 01:33:22,511 England. 891 01:33:22,692 --> 01:33:23,845 Airport. 892 01:33:24,140 --> 01:33:25,140 Which way is it? 893 01:33:26,305 --> 01:33:32,829 -= www.OpenSubtitles.org =-