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<i>Everything is so difficult.</i>

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<i>I just...</i>

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<i>Over there.</i>

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<i>Sylvia...</i>

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<i>My goodness.</i>

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<i>Marcello, come here.</i>

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<i>Hurry up.</i>

9
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<i>Sylvia...</i>

10
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<i>What do you mean, monday?</i>

11
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<i>It was supposed to be</i>
<i> taken off last monday...</i>

12
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Well, because my father's
arriving today.

13
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No, I told you
I cannot do monday...

14
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I'm not afraid
to get off myself.

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Hey, be careful
with that mirror!

16
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Could you take down
the "for sale"

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sign on the windows
upstairs, please?

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They're all the way
on the third floor, ma'am.

19
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How am I supposed to do that?

20
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Well, I'm not a super, am I?

21
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That goes right upstairs.

22
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Taco, get me a ladder.

23
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Yeah, I know. I hate ladders.

24
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I'm always falling off them,

25
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but this woman
is driving me crazy.

26
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Armande, is that the woman
who's moving in next door to me?

27
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No, she's not the woman
who's moving in.

28
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Thank god
she lives in the suburbs.

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It's her father.

30
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Her mother passed away,
she wants him nearby.

31
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Oh, what a shame. Yeah.

32
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Hey!

33
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Hey!

34
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Okay, good.

35
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So, uh, come on in.

36
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If you want to, uh,
change into your work clothes,

37
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you can use the room
right back there.

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I'm already in my work clothes.

39
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Okay. Okay, great.
Um, all right.

40
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Remember, my father's going
to be here any minute now.

41
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This is move
is entirely pointless.

42
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I was doing fine
in my own home.

43
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This is your own home, fred.

44
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Your daughter moved you here
for your own good.

45
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What does my daughter know?

46
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I don't even know what's for
my own good. How does she know?

47
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That'll be $9.80.

48
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Do you got a ten?
I only carry big bills.

49
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Fred.

50
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It's apartment 3-d.

51
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What?!

52
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So, michael, do you think
that it looks better here,

53
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or does it look better
over here?

54
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So?

55
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Did grandma look that pissed off
when she was young, too?

56
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What happened to the car?

57
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Were you guys going to ever
answer your cell phone?

58
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Where have you been? It took
me two hours to convince him.

59
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He didn't want to come.
He's stubborn as a mule.

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What happened to my car?

61
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I don't know
what you're talking about.

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Come here. Come over here.

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I left it with you
for one hour, lydia.

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One hour. Look at this.
Come here.

65
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Are you out of your mind?
It is not your car.

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It's my car, too. Look at it.

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Oh, my god. Who did that?
You've wrecked my car.

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I left that car with you for one
hour, and look what happened.

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I'm laverne. Nice to meet you.

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Who are you, exactly?

71
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Maybe just somebody passing by.

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It was an old lady
in an orange car.

73
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What? What old lady?

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<i>¶ Just shake it, shake it</i>
<i> shake it, shake it ¶</i>

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<i>¶ shake that little mamacita ¶</i>

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<i>¶ shake it, lick it, lick it,</i>
<i> lick it, lick it ¶</i>

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<i>¶ ooh, ooh-ooh ¶</i>

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<i>¶ get it, girl ¶</i>

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<i>¶ ooh-ooh, ooh ¶</i>

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<i>¶ get, get it,</i>
<i> get it, get it, girl ¶</i>

81
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yeah, who is this woman?

82
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Ah. Ah, yes.

83
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That's, uh, laverne.

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I found her here,

85
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and, it turns out
she's wonderful.

86
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What do you mean,
you found her?

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The people who lived here
before, left her here?

88
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Oh, no. Around here.
She lives nearby.

89
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Oh, okay. That means
she's going back home, now.

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Uh, well, uh, yes,
but maybe sometimes

91
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she'll come back
to keep you company.

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Huh, "come back".

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This is a home caregiver...

94
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Uh, sorry. Uh, no offense.

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You wouldn't, by any chance,
be confusing me

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with some elderly,
mental defective?

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I can look after myself
very well, thank you,

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but I cannot have
a random person in the house.

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But dad, you can't
do everything alone.

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I'll worry.

101
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And I have to be stressed out
so you don't have to worry?

102
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Sorry. I didn't mean
to be offensive.

103
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But I will not have that woman

104
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wandering all over my house!

105
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Oh, hey! Okay.

106
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We'll send her away,

107
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but you have to go tell her.

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No problem.

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Now, now, listen.

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You look here, now.

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I already quit my other job.

112
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What am I supposed to do now?

113
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Well, I don't...

114
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I mean...

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<i>Don't tell me you're late.</i>

116
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No, I'm on my way.

117
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Mom, I postponed
a meeting at work

118
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to go in with you.

119
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<i>Oh, dear, sweet, wonderful son.</i>

120
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Oh, you shouldn't
have done that.

121
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I told you I can go by myself.

122
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I know the whole deal by now.

123
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They know me there.
I know them.

124
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Mom, I worry.

125
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If I have a problem,

126
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I'll call you and you can
come and pick me up.

127
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No, no. Not the books.
I'll do those, honest.

128
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Well, that means
I'm going to do it.

129
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Now, look.
Let's get one thing straight.

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I'll stay off your back
if you stay off mine.

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Fine with me.

132
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What does "stay off your back"
mean to you?

133
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Well, it means if you want
to keep working here,

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anything my daughter tells you
to do, you don't do.

135
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Well, I'm supposed to take care
of all your needs.

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Cooking and cleaning,
that's okay.

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I don't like that much,

138
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but what else
did she tell you to do?

139
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Uh, make you take
a walk in the morning,

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and again in the afternoon.

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Like a dog?
That's not happening.

142
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And then...

143
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Then what?

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To make sure you change
your underwear every day.

145
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Do you have children? Yes.

146
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A baby girl. She lives
in pittsburgh with my sister.

147
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Yeah, no. I can't see that.
I haven't got my glasses.

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Just enjoy her
while she's still small...

149
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And hasn't picked
some idiot to marry.

150
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Uh! And that
must not be touched.

151
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Dad?

152
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Dad, I'm back.

153
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Hi. Got pizza.

154
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And as of tomorrow,
you buy groceries, okay?

155
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Well, you should really go for
a walk in the park, dad.

156
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It's so beautiful.

157
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Are you feeling
better now, mom?

158
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No, I'm fine.

159
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I'm perfect.

160
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I only called you
because I knew

161
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you were going to call me.

162
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What's life
without your mother?

163
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Thank you, dear.

164
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Good evening. Good evening.

165
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Evening.

166
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Evening.

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Come on. Move it, mike.

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Um...

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There's something I want
to talk to you about.

170
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Yes. Inside, first. Talk later.

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I, uh, got
the bank statement today,

172
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and it shows a cash withdrawal.

173
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What did you need
that money for?

174
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Oh, god, is it cold in here,
or is it me?

175
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Don't change the subject, mom.

176
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I just want to know
what you spent it on.

177
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Oh, living. What else
would I spend it on, dear?

178
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We're talking about $2,000.

179
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Would you like the card back?

180
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It's not what I'm saying.

181
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I just want to know
what you spent it on.

182
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Well, are you going
to stay for dinner?

183
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Because I... answer me.

184
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What?

185
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You helping alec out again?

186
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No. Now, what has alec
got to do with it?

187
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He's your younger brother.

188
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You've always blamed him.

189
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I think that
I'd better get that.

190
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I'm calling the police.

191
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Not only did you damage our car,
but you threatened a minor.

192
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Do you know that
that's a felony?

193
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Well, I've never even set eyes
on this particular minor.

194
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What's going on here?

195
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She's crazy.

196
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I am certainly not crazy.

197
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This afternoon...
Is she your mother?

198
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No. Yes. Yes, she is.
Please, just...

199
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Okay. This afternoon,

200
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your mother
rammed into our car,

201
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and then she drove off without
leaving so much as a note.

202
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Oh, well, that's ridiculous.
It's not true.

203
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Oh, really?

204
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Okay, you have
an orange car, am I right?

205
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,046
Well, no. Mom.

206
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My son saw the whole thing.

207
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,685
Will you stop
threatening my son?

208
00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:21,886
Okay, ma'am,
please just calm down.

209
00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:23,088
My mother's an old lady.

210
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I'll calm down once I get her

211
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full insurance details.

212
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Okay. Mom, go get
your insurance papers.

213
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,929
No, I can't. Why not?

214
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,731
Because I hadn't
made the payment.

215
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Ah! God. Oh!

216
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Do you mean to tell me that
you've been driving around

217
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with no insurance?

218
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You could have killed somebody.

219
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But I didn't kill anyone.

220
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It's just a headlight.

221
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Two headlights, and a fender.

222
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,210
All right. Okay.
I'll take care of this.

223
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Just get an estimate,
and give me a call.

224
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Okay. Okay.

225
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Thank you very much. Thank you.

226
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Drive off in a heat.

227
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,384
Mom...

228
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Two lousy headlights, and then,

229
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"my mother is an old lady."

230
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You could have kept that one
to yourself, dear.

231
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,027
Please, I was
just saying that...

232
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If that woman parked her car

233
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right next to me,
right up against me,

234
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,333
what has my age
got to do with it?

235
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,035
I mean, if I was 20,
would that mean

236
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she wouldn't park there?

237
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,904
When she calls with the bill,

238
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I will tell you
the exact amount.

239
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:19,678
Now, I'm going to leave
the check blank, okay?

240
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You just fill it in
and give it to her.

241
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,214
I don't know where she lives.

242
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,416
Isn't she the new neighbor?

243
00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:26,051
No, that's her father.

244
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,153
Okay, so, all right.
Give it to him.

245
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,821
What's he like?

246
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,322
I don't know.
I've never seen him.

247
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,092
<i>Hello?</i>

248
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,359
I called three times already.

249
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,894
Why weren't you picking up?

250
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,262
<i>Because I knew</i>
<i> it was you, dear.</i>

251
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,298
Thanks. Are you okay?

252
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,299
Oh, peachy.

253
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,034
All right, look,

254
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your neighbor's daughter
called with a quote for the car.

255
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,739
$1,500.

256
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,440
$1,500?

257
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,942
Wait, well,
let me speak to them.

258
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:24,943
<i>No, no, no.</i>

259
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,277
No. Let it go, okay?

260
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,179
Just write the check
and forget about it.

261
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,849
Oh, and not this coming sunday,

262
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,485
but the following sunday
is carla's birthday,

263
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:34,519
and I'm telling you now...

264
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,821
Since when have I ever forgot

265
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,223
<i>my granddaughter's birthday?</i>

266
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,457
Since last year.

267
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,226
Well, I was away.

268
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,061
I had something to do.
I don't remember.

269
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,029
Two sundays from today.

270
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,132
I'll pick you up at 9:00.
Write it down.

271
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,335
<i>Cooperation are enormous.</i>

272
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,937
<i>And of course, I very much...</i>

273
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,339
<i>- -Appreciated</i>
<i> the chancellor's views</i>

274
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,940
<i>on the financial situation</i>
<i> in europe,</i>

275
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,475
<i>which we agreed</i>
<i> could not be allowed</i>

276
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:01,112
<i>to put the global</i>
<i> economic recovery at risk.</i>

277
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,049
Oh, hello.

278
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,251
Mr. Barcroft,

279
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,552
you got company.

280
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,354
Good morning.

281
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,422
Good morning. Yes?

282
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,358
I'm elsa.

283
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,560
I'm elsa hayes.
I live in apartment a,

284
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:16,795
right around the corner.

285
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,329
Frederick barcroft.

286
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,431
Oh.

287
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,933
<i>Join with germany</i>
<i> and our nato allies...</i>

288
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,335
Could you turn that down a tad?

289
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,457
<i>In their political</i>
<i> and economic efforts to...</i>

290
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,175
What can I do for you,
mrs., uh...

291
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,876
Hayes. ...Hayes?

292
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,912
I'd like to give this check
to your daughter,

293
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,313
and you can call me "elsa."

294
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,315
Oh, yes. The car.
Yes, my daughter told me.

295
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,417
Yes. You know, it's rather
excessive, you know,

296
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,985
$1,500.

297
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,020
I'm sorry,

298
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,855
what are you implying?

299
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:47,091
Well, two headlights
should not cost $1,500.

300
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,594
I mean, I could...
I could feed my grandchildren

301
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,530
for a month,
or maybe two, on this.

302
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:56,301
Five children and widowed
father, and unemployed.

303
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,969
Your daughter passed away?

304
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,337
No, my daughter-in-law.

305
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,139
She was so beautiful.

306
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,941
Taken very, very young.

307
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,376
And I try to help
as much as I can,

308
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,278
with my pension.

309
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,414
Of course, there's april.

310
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,015
April's the youngest,

311
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,884
and she had meningitis
as a baby.

312
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,152
She'll never walk.

313
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:17,121
Well, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

314
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,590
Well, how would you?

315
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:20,158
Is this your wife?

316
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,093
Yes.

317
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:25,463
She's... beautiful.

318
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,633
Is it true that
she's no longer with us?

319
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,168
That's correct.

320
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:33,371
Well, I'm a widow, too.
27 years. Mm.

321
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,939
And you?

322
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,307
Seven months.

323
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,642
Oh.

324
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,445
The first year's
the most painful,

325
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,613
but you'll get over it.

326
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,448
I'm already over it.

327
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,350
We hated each other.

328
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,556
Well...

329
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,260
Now, if you need anything,

330
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,328
you call me
and I'm right next door.

331
00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,999
Yes, I already pay a lady
to ask me if I need anything

332
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:06,137
and to hear me say
that I don't.

333
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,573
I don't think
you don't need anything.

334
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,376
Everybody needs something.

335
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,113
Okay.

336
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:19,550
Well, I promised to take
april to the pediatrician.

337
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,956
Well...

338
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:28,126
That is a calloused,
mean, old man.

339
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,460
Whew!

340
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,096
Ma'am, uh...

341
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,465
He said to give this
back to you.

342
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,267
Yeah? He said you can pay him
the money when you have it.

343
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,436
He said that grandchildren
are more important than a car.

344
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,305
Well...

345
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:43,074
That's very generous of him,
but I can't accept it.

346
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,076
Ma'am, if I was you, I'd take
it before he changes his mind.

347
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,544
Yeah.

348
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,313
A bear with angel wings.

349
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,415
Whoa!

350
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,718
Artichoke with a tender heart.

351
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,621
Whoa.

352
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,423
A porcupine...

353
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:02,126
With the sweetness of a panda.

354
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,177
I'm going to the store.

355
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,646
Anything you'd like
in particular?

356
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,147
Yeah, to be 30 years younger

357
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,216
and have a prostate
the size of a peanut.

358
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,551
Thank you, laverne.

359
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,152
Okay, I'll check it out.

360
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,721
See what they can do.

361
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,122
Hmm.

362
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,158
Poor man, hmm? He's sick.

363
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,227
No, he ain't sick.

364
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,029
Then why is he in bed all day?

365
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,397
I don't know.

366
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,532
Um, he's tired.

367
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,468
No, no. Something must be done,

368
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,404
because you can't just
let a man just...

369
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:23,107
Him... cast himself out
like that.

370
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,477
Well, I tried, but you know,
he's kind of stubborn.

371
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,147
Stubborn?

372
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:32,083
Oh. That's a challenge.

373
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,786
So, did that old lady across the
hall ever give you the check?

374
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,287
Nope.

375
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,822
Really? Because I spoke
to her son about it.

376
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,425
She gave me cash.

377
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,396
That is strange.

378
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,664
I mean, I thought
it was going to be

379
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,800
really hard to get
money out of that old bag.

380
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,134
And you were wrong.

381
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,338
Count it.

382
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:57,075
So, to what do I owe
this visit?

383
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,777
Everyone all dolled up
to the nines.

384
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:03,147
Well, we just wanted to see
how you were doing,

385
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,649
and see how you were
getting along with laverne.

386
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,385
Well, was an entire
convention really necessary

387
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,153
to find out how things
were going with laverne?

388
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,488
I mean, you could have
called me and said,

389
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,789
"how are things with laverne?"

390
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,424
And I would have said, "fine."

391
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,093
Come on, dad.

392
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,594
Jack...

393
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,796
What makes you think
you can call me "dad"?

394
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,466
I mean, you've been
in the family for 15 years.

395
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,368
Even you should have
understood by now

396
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,636
that I'm not your father.

397
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,441
Okay, dad.

398
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,777
There is... a business

399
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,846
that we'd like get into.

400
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,114
I'll explain.

401
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:42,286
Fred, I want you to imagine
a big warehouse

402
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,821
and the rights to launch

403
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,257
an awesome product
into the market.

404
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,861
Ladies and gentlemen...

405
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:54,866
"Never ever lose" glasses.

406
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,635
For the absent-minded.

407
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,737
Also...

408
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,341
They're indestructible.

409
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,643
But with this...

410
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,246
Found them.

411
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,883
And just till you lose
the remote control.

412
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,585
Is there a remote control
to find the remote control?

413
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,786
Good question.

414
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,890
And, a handy, convenient chain

415
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:22,360
to wear around your neck
so it stays with you always.

416
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,196
Well, why can't we wear
our glasses around our neck

417
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,899
and cut out the middleman?

418
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:30,501
Well, dad, we wanted
to know if you might

419
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,203
want to invest some money
in the idea.

420
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,538
And we'll do all the work.

421
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,339
You just have to sit back
and collect

422
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,661
your fat dividend
at the end of the year.

423
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,711
How much will it cost me?

424
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:44,315
Uh, $60,000.

425
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:55,193
Talk to him. Talk to him.

426
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,729
Hey, dad. Your hand hurt?

427
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,265
No, no. No, no.

428
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,769
You know, dad, I've never
asked you for any help.

429
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,504
I know that.

430
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,272
You're asking help
for your husband,

431
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:11,709
whom you know I love as much
as sciatic nerve pain.

432
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,744
Yeah, well, I really love him.

433
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,280
Well, that is
a complete mystery to me.

434
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,449
Well, I know it might
seem strange to you, dad,

435
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,485
but when I'm with him,
I just feel like...

436
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:22,954
I'm not afraid of anything.

437
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:25,990
But you should be afraid
of exactly that,

438
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,725
being with him.

439
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,294
He's so sleazy.

440
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:35,533
Well, it's not just us
that we're asking for.

441
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,702
There is michael, his future.

442
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,437
Yeah, all right, all right,
all right already.

443
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:42,540
I'll think about it.

444
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,476
Thanks, dad.

445
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,846
Oh, and by the way,
it's not $60,000.

446
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,249
It's $90,000.

447
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,601
what do you want?
Who let you in?

448
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,503
Mom gave me the keys.

449
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,506
No, of course. Anyone can come
into my house as they please.

450
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,041
It's a seaport.

451
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,542
Sorry.

452
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,745
No, no, no, no.
You're all right.

453
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:21,946
You can stay.

454
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:28,753
Oh, boy, do you stink.
Whoa. God.

455
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,955
Smell that?

456
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,556
I'm becoming a man.

457
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:35,459
Listen, grandpa, mom sent me...

458
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,661
Uh-oh, don't tell me

459
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:37,895
you've come here
to take me out.

460
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,397
There's a nice park nearby.

461
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,532
"There's a nice park."

462
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:44,302
Why's everybody keep talking
about this park?

463
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,704
I mean, what's so great
about this park?

464
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,640
Sitting on a bench,
looking like an idiot.

465
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,310
Sweet, wonderful grandson,

466
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,944
don't you understand?

467
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:57,381
Grandpa doesn't want to go out.

468
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:59,350
He's fine at home.

469
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:00,651
I figured you wouldn't
want to go out,

470
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,554
so I came with a plan b.

471
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:11,028
Mom, it's so hard
to get taken seriously

472
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,596
as an artist...

473
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:13,798
Without a backer.

474
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,333
Didn't sebastian say

475
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,435
you could do a show
whenever you wanted?

476
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,003
Yeah, and soon as
I show up to ask him,

477
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,738
he says to me, "you're welcome,

478
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:21,939
as long as you
cough up the cash."

479
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,607
Well, how much does he want?

480
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:26,110
A lot, and they only do
exhibitions with other artists.

481
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,511
It's not worth it.

482
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,647
Money, money, money.

483
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:33,084
Or... well, what are we talking
about here, dear? How much?

484
00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:35,052
$1,500 up front.

485
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,724
Who's that? F.B.I.

486
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,792
Raymond, what a surprise.

487
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,527
<i>Did you give him the check?</i>

488
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,696
Well, I went over,
but he wasn't there,

489
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,532
<i>mom, where are you?</i>

490
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,000
I'm in a museum,

491
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,769
and I can't talk
right now, dear,

492
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,003
because I have a man
glaring at me.

493
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:55,039
<i>Mom?</i> Bye.

494
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,043
Pretty soon he'll put
a private eye on me.

495
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:02,113
Okay, I'll ask for the check.

496
00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:04,782
You're paying, right?
I don't have a dime.

497
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,755
Ow! Owie!

498
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,958
<i>Mrs. Hayes! Please, please.</i>

499
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,460
I need help.

500
00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:17,795
Just a minute.

501
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:18,796
<i>Mrs. Hayes!</i>

502
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:21,932
Mrs. Hayes! Yes, yes.

503
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:23,968
<i>I wouldn't want to bother you</i>
<i>but this is an emergency.</i>

504
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,404
<i>I don't want to bother you.</i>
Yes, I'm coming.

505
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,806
Please, everything is destroyed.
It's a complete catastrophe.

506
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,108
House on fire?
No, it's the pipe.

507
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,711
I don't know. Mrs. Hayes...
Elsa.

508
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,646
Please help me, I beg you.

509
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,815
Everyone's gone.
The super's out.

510
00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:40,050
Laverne is in pittsburgh.

511
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,952
Now, I don't know
how this happened,

512
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:43,487
but I was turning on the faucet

513
00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:44,922
to get a glass of water,
and look!

514
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,624
This wouldn't stop!

515
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:52,029
Turn off the water
at the main pipe.

516
00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:53,798
Where's the faucet?

517
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,433
I don't know.

518
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:57,236
You don't know
where your faucet is?

519
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,604
Okay, I'm going to find
the faucet.

520
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:02,673
Okay.

521
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:05,509
Wait a minute.

522
00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:08,012
We got it.

523
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:09,013
Oh.

524
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,183
Well, thank god that's over.

525
00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:14,785
You don't thank god.
You thank me.

526
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,857
I'm bound to get pneumonia.

527
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:22,893
No, you won't.

528
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,495
Fred, help me. No.

529
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:25,696
Please, help me. I can't.

530
00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:27,798
My doctor told me
not to exert myself.

531
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,200
No, just help me up, dear.

532
00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:30,601
Oh, all right.

533
00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:32,102
Okay, one second.
Let me just walk.

534
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:35,239
I can... I...

535
00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:38,609
Okay.

536
00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,744
Here we go.

537
00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:43,180
"Help."

538
00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:45,216
What?

539
00:24:45,218 --> 00:24:47,499
I'm certain you got pneumonia.

540
00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:09,240
Fred?

541
00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:10,908
Here.

542
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:17,014
Why are you always
lying in bed like that?

543
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,749
Why are you always
on your feet?

544
00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:20,217
Where do you go?

545
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,553
Why bother running around
in circles like that?

546
00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:24,121
It's pointless.

547
00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:26,223
I'm tired, so I'm in bed.

548
00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:29,760
Okay.

549
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,028
Good.

550
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,030
Yes. I used to have
a restaurant, years ago.

551
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,299
All right.

552
00:25:37,002 --> 00:25:38,536
Is this cream dressing?

553
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,604
No, it's very, very, healthy

554
00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:42,139
and nutritious
and well-balanced.

555
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:43,707
I used to be a dietician.

556
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:47,545
How many things
have you been, exactly?

557
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:50,748
Oh, fred, you know,

558
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,283
life is long,

559
00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:55,286
and when you've lived
so many years,

560
00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:57,655
and you do things, and you don't
think when you're doing them,

561
00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:58,989
they matter all that much,

562
00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:01,592
and then, one day
you wake up and you realize

563
00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:04,628
you managed quite a bit,

564
00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:06,764
and so much so you can't even
remember it all.

565
00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:07,765
Oh, I remember it all.

566
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,667
Home, work. Work, home.

567
00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:12,336
Hm. What's that?

568
00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:15,239
That was my first life.

569
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,641
Over.

570
00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:18,876
I used to play
classical guitar.

571
00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:20,611
I had a career ahead of me.

572
00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:24,048
I was fixing up my first home.
I had an electric saw.

573
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,849
You know,
the do-it-yourself kind.

574
00:26:25,851 --> 00:26:30,321
I slipped and, um,
severed my tendon.

575
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,058
Oh. Oh, fred.

576
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:35,693
I'm so sorry.

577
00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:40,331
The only thing
that was important to me.

578
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:42,866
Oh, that's
a wonderful arpeggio.

579
00:26:42,868 --> 00:26:45,269
Oh, come on.
Now, play something for me.

580
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,770
You know,
I used to teach music,

581
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,974
so, I know a good hand
when I see one.

582
00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:53,177
Uh, leave it. Leave it.
That's only decoration.

583
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,112
I just don't have the guts
to throw things away.

584
00:26:55,114 --> 00:27:00,351
Besides, I told you,
my technique is imperfect.

585
00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:02,152
Just wanted to have
a little fun.

586
00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:04,254
Make some music. A song.

587
00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:06,190
I don't care about technique.

588
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:08,125
I mean, so-so will do.

589
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:12,663
Excuse me.
I don't do anything so-so.

590
00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:14,298
I never have, until now.

591
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,034
Now I'm old,
everything is so-so.

592
00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:20,371
I much prefer lying in bed
than to waste energy

593
00:27:20,373 --> 00:27:24,208
obtaining results that
I know will always be mediocre,

594
00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:27,678
and that goes for walking,
talking, thinking.

595
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,414
Every day, worse.
Now, if you'll excuse me,

596
00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:32,349
thank you for dinner.

597
00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:34,818
Thank you for your help.

598
00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:39,223
Just going to need
a little rest now.

599
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:41,058
In peace.

600
00:27:44,362 --> 00:27:47,665
Only the dead rest in peace.

601
00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:49,667
Are you familiar
with the living dead?

602
00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:51,001
Good.

603
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:54,338
I am that rare case
of the dead living.

604
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:57,975
I seem alive,
but I'm already dead.

605
00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:19,096
They installed it
without a washer.

606
00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:20,130
That's why it exploded.

607
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:21,432
Oh!

608
00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:23,267
Good job, armande.

609
00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:26,270
You know,
what would we do without you?

610
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:28,772
Uh, I'll leave it open,
mr. Barcroft.

611
00:28:28,774 --> 00:28:30,974
You won't have to get up
to let me in.

612
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:38,115
Fred.

613
00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:41,919
Fred.

614
00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:44,288
Fred.

615
00:28:49,327 --> 00:28:51,495
Oh. I found the door open.

616
00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:53,297
Hm.

617
00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:55,833
I came for your
memorial service,

618
00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,434
but I see you're quite active.

619
00:28:57,436 --> 00:28:58,769
Oh, yeah.

620
00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:00,504
Peak activity time around here.

621
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:03,741
Well, thank you.

622
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:04,942
For what?

623
00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:06,343
For inviting me to sit down.

624
00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:08,045
I can read your mind.

625
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:09,513
Please sit down.

626
00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:21,992
So, what's going on
in the world?

627
00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:23,994
Well, nothing.
It's all nonsense.

628
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:25,462
Then why are you reading
the newspaper?

629
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:28,065
I read the obituaries.

630
00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,434
I like to catch up
on my friends.

631
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,102
Oh, fred...

632
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,385
Why do you pretend
to be someone you're not?

633
00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:39,510
Look, this is who I am.

634
00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:41,912
It's you that sees something
in me, that isn't there.

635
00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:43,347
But it is there.

636
00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:47,251
You gave me the most
wonderful gift last night.

637
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:50,320
Even a stone wouldn't have been
able to resist those stories

638
00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:52,523
about hungry grandchildren
and sick babies.

639
00:29:52,525 --> 00:29:54,358
No, that's not what
I'm talking about,

640
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,127
although, that was
an incredible gift.

641
00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:59,096
Thank you. No, I mean,

642
00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:01,932
that you asked
for my help, fred.

643
00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,467
And asking for help,

644
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:07,471
it's showing your weaknesses
and your helplessness

645
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:11,041
and standing naked
in front of others.

646
00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:14,812
You were naked
in front of me, fred.

647
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:19,249
It's a special, precious thing,

648
00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:21,385
letting someone help you.

649
00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:23,887
And you asked me.

650
00:30:23,889 --> 00:30:27,090
Fred, the path to life is long.

651
00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:28,992
Who said that, gandhi?

652
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,862
Mother teresa of calcutta?
Rocky balboa?

653
00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:33,564
No, I said it, fred.

654
00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:34,832
I'm back.

655
00:30:36,201 --> 00:30:37,568
I got you a melon.

656
00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:39,203
I went to the prostate counter,

657
00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:41,572
but they didn't have
no peanut-sized ones.

658
00:30:41,574 --> 00:30:42,873
Morning, ma'am.

659
00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:48,245
Uh, ahem, now, listen, um...

660
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:50,280
Mrs. Hayes... elsa.

661
00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:51,515
Whatever, elsa.

662
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,283
I asked you to help me

663
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:54,484
because I was drowning.

664
00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:56,053
I don't understand
why you see that

665
00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:57,588
as being so important.

666
00:30:57,590 --> 00:31:02,059
However, what does strike me
is that you say things to me

667
00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:03,594
that no one
has ever said before.

668
00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:05,929
Please,
what do you want from me?

669
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:10,601
I want everything between us
to be the first time.

670
00:31:10,603 --> 00:31:14,304
Fred, would you like me
to show you the path to life?

671
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,475
If it makes you feel better.

672
00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:20,410
Well, it's baby steps.

673
00:31:21,579 --> 00:31:23,480
One step after the other.

674
00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:28,018
One, two, three.

675
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,920
Baby steps.

676
00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:34,191
<i>¶ She wants to ride with us¶</i>

677
00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:35,993
<i>¶ up in the car ¶</i>

678
00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:37,427
<i>¶ she knows I'm a rapper ¶</i>

679
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,096
<i>¶ but she don't know... ¶</i>

680
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:45,035
<i>¶¶</i>

681
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:49,539
excuse me, could I ask
for some information

682
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,241
about dance lessons, please?

683
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,683
Yes, ma'am. Thank you.

684
00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:57,481
For you?

685
00:31:57,483 --> 00:32:00,284
Well, if not me, who?

686
00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:01,418
Excuse me just one moment.

687
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,253
Thank you.

688
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,426
Um, do we have an age limit?

689
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,662
Not officially.

690
00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:14,598
We just don't like 'em
croaking on the dance floor.

691
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,334
Tell her we're filled up.

692
00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:19,469
I'm sorry, ma'am,
we only accept couples.

693
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:21,138
Couples?

694
00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:24,975
Well, she's single.

695
00:32:24,977 --> 00:32:26,443
And I'm single.

696
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:29,579
Uh... No, no. That's
discrimination.

697
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:30,714
And that's not okay.

698
00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:32,049
Want to know why?

699
00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:34,017
Well, when you have

700
00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:35,485
a little rosebud mouth
like yours,

701
00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:38,622
and it starts to turn
wrinkly like this,

702
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:41,358
and your little boobs... Which are
not much to speak of, anyway...

703
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,728
When they to start to fall like
full, ripe plums from the tree,

704
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:47,264
well, that is when
you understand

705
00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:50,200
you're interested
in dance lessons.

706
00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,002
Hm.

707
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,111
Hello.

708
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:03,013
Is fred home?

709
00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:05,349
Mm-hm. He don't ever
go no place.

710
00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:10,620
Nice.

711
00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:13,223
Uh, where?

712
00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:16,326
Oh, he's in his hidey-hole.

713
00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,462
<i>H.T.C. Unveiled</i>
<i> the butterfly "s"</i>

714
00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:20,397
<i>at a press conference</i>
<i> in taiwan today.</i>

715
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:22,165
<i>The new flagship phone</i>
<i> comes with a 5...</i>

716
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:25,202
What are you doing
in front of the t.V.?

717
00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:27,237
It's a beautiful day. Hey!

718
00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:29,673
And you have a beautiful girl
to take you out.

719
00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:32,242
I'm not beautiful,
but I make it work.

720
00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:34,544
I'm too tired. I'm too tired.

721
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:36,613
Fred, you need to get some air.

722
00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:38,081
You're not going
to start with that

723
00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:40,751
"tired old man" routine
in this house, too.

724
00:33:40,753 --> 00:33:42,753
I changed my address,
not my body.

725
00:33:42,755 --> 00:33:44,287
You need to change your head.

726
00:33:44,289 --> 00:33:47,290
I smell hamburger.

727
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:48,725
I don't.

728
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:50,327
Well, that's because
you're used to it.

729
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:51,428
I mean, look at you.

730
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:54,197
You even look like
ronald mcdonald.

731
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,733
What's wrong
with a colorful shirt?

732
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,102
There are certain things
at our age,

733
00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:00,137
that just don't work.

734
00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:01,772
Trust me, I'm your doctor.

735
00:34:01,774 --> 00:34:04,641
The more you stay in bed,
the more tired you'll get.

736
00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,210
Go to the park.
There's a beautiful park...

737
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,745
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
... right around the corner.

738
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:11,348
Just mind your own business!
I'm just fine!

739
00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:15,652
Let me be tired
when I want to be tired.

740
00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:18,121
Please.

741
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,769
Laverne...

742
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:38,175
I'm going out.

743
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:53,690
Oh, fred.

744
00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:56,827
Oh, come in. Step number one.

745
00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:03,467
Yes, that's me
when I was young.

746
00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:06,470
Oh, yes, if you'd
known me 50 years ago,

747
00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:08,138
you would believe it.

748
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:09,639
We looked quite a bit alike.

749
00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:12,709
And I had blonde hair,
and platinum.

750
00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:15,145
Everyone mistook us
for each other.

751
00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:17,447
Of course, it drove
my husband crazy.

752
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,716
Sometimes now, when I now
try to picture his face,

753
00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,785
I can't, and... have a seat.

754
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:25,155
Thank you. I mean, 23 years and
I can't remember his face.

755
00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:27,324
23? I thought
you said it was 27.

756
00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:29,693
Oh, well, if you count

757
00:35:29,695 --> 00:35:31,795
the four years before
we were married,

758
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:33,330
that makes 27.

759
00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:37,234
Sometimes, I say 23.
Sometimes, I say 27.

760
00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:38,502
Sit down, fred. Thank you.

761
00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:42,272
So, I see you were
grabbed by anita.

762
00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:43,907
At the trevi fountain in rome.

763
00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:45,675
Who is this anita?

764
00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,878
Is she a character
in the movie, or the actress?

765
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,413
This is anita ekberg,
the actress.

766
00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:52,249
<i>La dolce vita.</i>

767
00:35:52,251 --> 00:35:53,717
Mastroianni,

768
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,619
fellini, you remember.

769
00:35:55,621 --> 00:35:57,821
Oh, I've heard of it,
but I don't remember seeing it.

770
00:35:57,823 --> 00:36:01,158
Oh, well, it's the greatest
film of all time,

771
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,728
and I have always dreamed
of going to the trevi fountain,

772
00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:07,197
but max... he'd never take me.

773
00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:08,632
I tried to convince him,

774
00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:11,868
but there was always so much
more work going on, and...

775
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:14,871
But my dream was,
I would be anita,

776
00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:17,274
and he would be marcello.

777
00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:22,445
But I suppose it was
not meant to happen.

778
00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:26,349
So, I suppose you
don't even know picasso.

779
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,385
The dress designer?

780
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:30,220
No, the artist.

781
00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:32,756
I know. It's just
a feeble attempt at humor.

782
00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:37,327
He painted a wonderful
portrait of me. No.

783
00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:38,795
Yes, he did.

784
00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:40,463
I was a young girl,

785
00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:42,732
and he was very mature,

786
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:45,902
but we had a platonic,

787
00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:49,673
but, um, passionate love.

788
00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:52,509
What do you mean by that,
exactly, if I may ask?

789
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:54,411
Well, it means that

790
00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:56,746
there was a really crazy
attraction between us,

791
00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:59,616
although we never did anything.

792
00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:01,384
Nothing.

793
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:03,587
And one day,
he grabbed this piece of paper,

794
00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:05,555
and he painted my portrait,

795
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:07,691
and he said... ah, I remember it

796
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:09,359
like it was yesterday...
He said,

797
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:13,230
"ah, this is better
than intercourse"

798
00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:16,366
and I said, "pablo, yes."

799
00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,869
Still have it?

800
00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:22,339
Yes, of course.
I have it in the safe.

801
00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:24,841
But, um, I couldn't tell you
where the keys are now.

802
00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:27,811
I'll get it. I'll get them.

803
00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:33,917
Well, you certainly have had
an extraordinary life.

804
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,585
It's true.

805
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,887
A beautiful woman can have
everything she wants.

806
00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:40,323
Well, fred, let me remind you,
that's not me.

807
00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:42,626
Oh, I know that.
She doesn't look like you.

808
00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:45,295
Well, I have pictures of myself,
if you don't believe me.

809
00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:46,997
I believe you. I believe you.

810
00:37:46,999 --> 00:37:49,666
You're just different,
that's all.

811
00:37:50,869 --> 00:37:52,269
So, fred, tell me, what...

812
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:54,271
What have you gotten
out of life?

813
00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:56,006
Hm?

814
00:37:56,008 --> 00:37:58,475
Oh, 40 years
of telecommunications,

815
00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:00,010
a bum marriage,

816
00:38:00,012 --> 00:38:01,544
a ball-breaking daughter,

817
00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:02,946
who I'm fond of, occasionally,

818
00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,714
one or two friends,

819
00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:07,784
and that's my 80 years.

820
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:11,554
You're 80? You're...
You're older than me.

821
00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:13,290
Really?

822
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:16,926
Well, that sentence
didn't come out right.

823
00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:18,428
I'm 74.

824
00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:20,397
You're with a younger woman.

825
00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:22,399
Yeah.

826
00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:26,503
So, tell me, with all your
80 years being on this earth,

827
00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:28,338
how much did you laugh?

828
00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,677
Very little.

829
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,916
Well, stick with me, fred,
and, um...

830
00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:42,319
Have a drink
and try the pastries.

831
00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:45,622
Um...

832
00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:50,879
Um, why don't you
play me something?

833
00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:55,432
Well...

834
00:38:58,537 --> 00:38:59,736
No, I asked you first.

835
00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:01,037
You play something for me,

836
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:03,039
then I'll play
something for you.

837
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:06,843
You're going to have to wait
a long time.

838
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,945
Remember, baby steps.

839
00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:12,716
You're ready for the second?

840
00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,784
Oh, it's so beautiful!

841
00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:18,521
Well, I don't see anything
out of the ordinary.

842
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:20,924
Children regurgitating
their food.

843
00:39:20,926 --> 00:39:23,560
Old people sitting around
on benches,

844
00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:26,529
waiting to pop their clogs.

845
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:30,533
Oh, come on. Tell me,
did you and your wife

846
00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:31,768
really hate each other?

847
00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:33,970
Well, she was a good woman.

848
00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:35,605
We had our misunderstandings.

849
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,107
And that's it?

850
00:39:37,109 --> 00:39:39,109
Yeah, she was a good organizer.

851
00:39:39,111 --> 00:39:41,044
She organized everything.

852
00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,480
Were you happy?

853
00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:44,848
Uh, I don't know.

854
00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:47,450
I never asked myself.

855
00:39:47,452 --> 00:39:49,552
Well, you know,
we were just normal,

856
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:50,653
like other people.

857
00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:52,122
Unhappy.

858
00:39:52,124 --> 00:39:55,058
I'm sorry, do you think
we could change the subject?

859
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,826
I don't like talking about it.

860
00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,027
Okay.

861
00:39:58,029 --> 00:39:59,929
In fact, I'd like to go home.

862
00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:02,799
Oh, right. You're tired.

863
00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:06,469
No, I don't like parks.

864
00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:08,605
They make me feel
I'm already in the cemetery.

865
00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:11,141
I never took my daughter
when she was a kid.

866
00:40:11,143 --> 00:40:13,943
I never took a dog
when I had a dog.

867
00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:15,945
Fine. We'll go back.

868
00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:17,747
Come, come.

869
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,716
Why are you so grumpy?

870
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,462
Excuse me?

871
00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:35,131
I need some flowers here.
Will you give me a hand?

872
00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:37,634
Sure. Are they for a lady?

873
00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:38,935
Yeah. Oh.

874
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,670
Perhaps she'd like some roses.

875
00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:43,039
I've no idea.

876
00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:46,709
Oh. This is your first time
bringing her flowers?

877
00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:48,178
Yeah. Um, this...

878
00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:49,879
Oh, those are lovely.

879
00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:10,867
Yeah, I knew you'd be pissed.

880
00:41:10,869 --> 00:41:12,202
Since it's been eight months

881
00:41:12,204 --> 00:41:15,939
and I haven't come
to see you once.

882
00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:18,708
The more you got pissed,
the more I didn't come.

883
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:21,110
Anyway,
I never leave the house.

884
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,812
Ask around.

885
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,881
I don't even go see anyone.

886
00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:27,851
Not even live people.

887
00:41:27,853 --> 00:41:29,953
Listen, um...

888
00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:33,223
I wanted to ask you something.

889
00:41:33,225 --> 00:41:36,192
Were we happy?

890
00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:40,830
No. I know.

891
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:44,133
Just wanted to make sure.

892
00:41:56,281 --> 00:41:58,882
You have got a show.

893
00:41:58,884 --> 00:42:00,517
Where did you get this?

894
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:02,785
Don't ask. And not a word
to your brother.

895
00:42:06,757 --> 00:42:09,292
Oh, no floral shirt today.

896
00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:10,693
It was striped.

897
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:12,695
Yeah, same difference.

898
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,597
You're right. It's the same.

899
00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:17,033
At this point,
nothing makes a difference.

900
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:20,537
I'm resigned to the fact
that we no longer have

901
00:42:20,539 --> 00:42:23,673
a value in this life.

902
00:42:23,675 --> 00:42:27,076
It's time to wave
the white flag, old friend.

903
00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,178
You know,
you could use a caregiver.

904
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:30,680
Laverne.

905
00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:32,148
She has very little
left here to do.

906
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:34,884
And I feel bad.
She needs the work.

907
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:37,720
Oh, keep her close, fred.
You'll need her.

908
00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:39,289
Oh, you'll need her.

909
00:42:39,291 --> 00:42:43,092
Why are you so negative?
What's a matter with you?

910
00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:45,595
I stupidly fell in love.

911
00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:48,077
Oh, I am so sorry.
Who's the woman?

912
00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:56,039
Impossible.

913
00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,807
Well, of course
it's impossible.

914
00:42:57,809 --> 00:42:59,275
Give me that.

915
00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:04,614
Old women are old,
young girls are young,

916
00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:05,982
and we...

917
00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:07,984
We're just trash.

918
00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:09,852
Trash, yeah.

919
00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:12,322
Just like your coffee.

920
00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:17,594
Fred, are you ready
for step number three?

921
00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:18,795
Oh. Oh.

922
00:43:18,797 --> 00:43:20,663
I'm sorry. You have company.

923
00:43:20,665 --> 00:43:23,866
Oh, this is my friend, john.
Elsa, my neighbor.

924
00:43:23,868 --> 00:43:26,869
I was just leaving.
Oh, you don't have to.

925
00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:28,838
No, step number three can wait.

926
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,907
John.

927
00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:32,909
It's a real pleasure
to meet you.

928
00:43:32,911 --> 00:43:34,777
Pleasure's mine. I know.

929
00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:37,647
Have a nice night.

930
00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:44,821
You old dog!

931
00:43:44,823 --> 00:43:48,057
What's all this
about a third step, huh?

932
00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:49,692
Oh, it's nothing.
It's just a game.

933
00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:51,928
A game? How cute.
What sort of game?

934
00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:54,697
Well, there's nothing
to tell, really.

935
00:43:54,699 --> 00:43:58,368
Actually, it's a long story.

936
00:43:58,370 --> 00:44:01,971
I lent her some money
and she wanted to thank me.

937
00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:04,407
The fact that even you
have a love life,

938
00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:06,376
gives me hope for my future.

939
00:44:06,378 --> 00:44:09,412
Love life? Are you crazy?

940
00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:12,682
A-and what do you mean
by "even you"?

941
00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:14,217
Why can't I have a love life?

942
00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:16,719
See? Congratulations.

943
00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:18,154
She seems a considerable woman.

944
00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:19,355
Well, why don't you
consider her then?

945
00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:21,224
Go ahead. I might just do that.

946
00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:23,359
I wouldn't recommend it.
She's a woman with issues.

947
00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:25,795
All women have issues.
What kind of issues?

948
00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:28,131
She supports her widowed,

949
00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:30,933
unemployed son
with five children,

950
00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:33,803
she's a little unhinged.

951
00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:35,405
But go ahead,
you'll see for yourself.

952
00:44:35,407 --> 00:44:37,206
You're jealous.

953
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:39,876
I've never seen you like this,
in all these years.

954
00:44:45,783 --> 00:44:47,750
So I'm supposed to trust you.

955
00:44:47,752 --> 00:44:49,786
Blindly.

956
00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:53,890
Where are you taking me?
What is this third step?

957
00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:55,958
Do you trust me or not?

958
00:45:00,397 --> 00:45:01,931
You don't have to do a thing.

959
00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:03,433
I will take care of everything.

960
00:45:03,435 --> 00:45:05,468
It's all right. Hello!

961
00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:07,370
So, I'm not single anymore.

962
00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:10,440
We're here to try out first
a lesson.

963
00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:15,537
You have to sign this.
Thank you.

964
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:19,015
Now, fred...

965
00:45:19,017 --> 00:45:22,051
Sign it?
Are you completely insane?

966
00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:24,153
I'm not doing that.
No, look... look...

967
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:25,455
No, no. I'm not going in there.

968
00:45:25,457 --> 00:45:26,989
No, look, fred.

969
00:45:26,991 --> 00:45:29,058
It's wonderful.
Give it a chance.

970
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:31,060
If you don't like it...
You're out of your mind, woman.

971
00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:32,895
Fred, you don't have
to learn this dance.

972
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:35,231
There's so many that
you would enjoy doing.

973
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,200
If you don't like it,
then we can leave.

974
00:45:37,202 --> 00:45:39,035
Elsa, good-bye.

975
00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:41,117
I don't want to have
anything to do with you.

976
00:45:55,786 --> 00:45:57,487
Oh, god.

977
00:46:00,224 --> 00:46:01,758
Why are old people
always so pissed off?

978
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,226
I don't know. Who's pissed off?

979
00:46:03,228 --> 00:46:04,861
Other than you?

980
00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:07,130
I'm not.

981
00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:08,431
No. Yeah, I guess you're right.

982
00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:10,800
I'm pissed off.

983
00:46:10,802 --> 00:46:12,268
And then
there's mom and dad, too.

984
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:13,803
And why are they pissed off?

985
00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:15,438
Well, dad, because
he doesn't have the money

986
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,106
for the remote-controlled
glasses store.

987
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:18,975
And mom? Well, mom...

988
00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:21,344
Mom is pissed off
at everything.

989
00:46:21,346 --> 00:46:23,079
She yells all the time.

990
00:46:23,081 --> 00:46:25,181
Sometimes,
I want to strangle her.

991
00:46:25,183 --> 00:46:26,849
Yeah, well, you can't now.

992
00:46:26,851 --> 00:46:28,885
You've got to wait
to get your revenge

993
00:46:28,887 --> 00:46:30,887
when she's old.

994
00:46:30,889 --> 00:46:33,422
She's doing that to me now.

995
00:46:33,424 --> 00:46:35,091
Why does she want revenge?

996
00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:37,493
Well, I don't know
if I was a good dad.

997
00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:39,462
I don't think I was.

998
00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:40,863
Well, you're
a good grandpa though.

999
00:46:52,442 --> 00:46:54,443
Armande...

1000
00:46:54,445 --> 00:46:55,845
What have you gone and done?

1001
00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:58,581
I fell off a ladder.

1002
00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:01,184
Armande! What the hell?

1003
00:47:01,186 --> 00:47:03,019
I know. It's, like,
two months like this.

1004
00:47:03,021 --> 00:47:05,421
Who's going to help me?
I've got to find somebody.

1005
00:47:05,423 --> 00:47:07,390
Oh, I've got an idea.

1006
00:47:07,392 --> 00:47:10,193
Um...

1007
00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:13,429
You looking at me? Yeah.

1008
00:47:13,431 --> 00:47:15,531
What's lydia going to say?

1009
00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:18,534
Do we care?

1010
00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:35,451
Now, you go on, dear.

1011
00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:37,286
No, mother...
No, I'll catch a cab.

1012
00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:40,556
It's fine.

1013
00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:45,461
Excuse me. Hi, elsa.

1014
00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:48,898
Thank you, will.

1015
00:47:54,938 --> 00:47:56,505
Are we doing
our homework, elsa?

1016
00:47:56,507 --> 00:47:57,573
Mm-hmm.

1017
00:47:57,575 --> 00:47:59,275
Hmm. Doing our homework.

1018
00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:01,544
Hmm. But wednesday night,

1019
00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:04,313
I forgot to take my green pill.

1020
00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:06,082
And why is that?

1021
00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:09,318
I was busy doing other things.

1022
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,954
It's just the beginning,
but I think...

1023
00:48:11,956 --> 00:48:13,522
Well, maybe it's friendship.

1024
00:48:13,524 --> 00:48:14,590
You think?

1025
00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:16,158
But I never did understand

1026
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:20,062
when friendship ends
and love begins.

1027
00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:25,601
But, in my opinion,
if it's love...

1028
00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:28,905
It's so much so swift!

1029
00:48:28,907 --> 00:48:32,208
And then you tell yourself
it's friendship.

1030
00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:34,443
You know what?
I'll keep that in mind.

1031
00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:37,280
Oh, well, you have plenty
of time to screw it up.

1032
00:48:37,282 --> 00:48:40,249
You know,
I, on the other hand...

1033
00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:43,319
You're not that sick, elsa.

1034
00:48:43,321 --> 00:48:45,321
Oh, no, don't lie to me,
doctor.

1035
00:48:45,323 --> 00:48:48,557
I saw the test results.

1036
00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:52,628
I could hardly make it
over here, by myself.

1037
00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:53,910
Mm.

1038
00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:39,342
marcello... marcello...

1039
00:49:42,079 --> 00:49:44,413
<i>Marcello, come here.</i>

1040
00:50:02,699 --> 00:50:04,567
I'm sorry.

1041
00:50:04,569 --> 00:50:06,402
I'm sorry. I got carried away.

1042
00:50:06,404 --> 00:50:10,006
I should never have taken you
to that dance school.

1043
00:50:10,008 --> 00:50:13,509
I just didn't respect
your pace.

1044
00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,611
But...

1045
00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:17,713
To show you I'm sorry,
I'd like to invite you

1046
00:50:17,715 --> 00:50:20,049
to the finest restaurant
in town.

1047
00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:22,284
I have no intention
of accepting.

1048
00:50:22,286 --> 00:50:25,654
Oh, you're still mad.
All right.

1049
00:50:25,656 --> 00:50:29,191
Then, let me see,
I'll say I'm sorry again,

1050
00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:31,060
and we'll turn back time,

1051
00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:34,130
and-and we'll go back
to step two.

1052
00:50:34,132 --> 00:50:36,265
I don't need you
to teach me how to walk.

1053
00:50:36,267 --> 00:50:38,200
You made me look ridiculous
at that place

1054
00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:40,269
in front of all
those mad cretins.

1055
00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:42,505
Fred, you left me there.

1056
00:50:42,507 --> 00:50:44,407
You left me standing there
like a fool.

1057
00:50:44,409 --> 00:50:46,509
You really offended me.

1058
00:50:46,511 --> 00:50:48,177
Oh, you're angry and offended?

1059
00:50:48,179 --> 00:50:50,212
I was just trying to help you
do something new.

1060
00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:51,747
Thank you for helping
the poor imbecile.

1061
00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:53,315
No, you asked me for help.

1062
00:50:53,317 --> 00:50:56,519
I would have asked anyone
with a pair of hands

1063
00:50:56,521 --> 00:51:00,823
to come and turn off a tap,
which some moron had hidden

1064
00:51:00,825 --> 00:51:02,825
in the most obscure place
possible!

1065
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:06,629
Anybody? Anyone?

1066
00:51:06,631 --> 00:51:09,165
Fred, I...

1067
00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:11,467
I cared about you
from the first minute.

1068
00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:16,072
And I am really sorry
that you don't see that.

1069
00:51:16,074 --> 00:51:17,640
Elsa?

1070
00:51:17,642 --> 00:51:19,575
Elsa?

1071
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:21,811
Don't let's fight anymore.

1072
00:51:23,448 --> 00:51:27,216
It's all I've ever done
my whole life.

1073
00:51:27,218 --> 00:51:30,786
I'm sorry.
I'm just a crazy old man.

1074
00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:34,090
I guess we're just
two old fools.

1075
00:51:34,092 --> 00:51:36,292
You can say that again.

1076
00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:44,800
You go get dressed now

1077
00:51:44,802 --> 00:51:46,836
and I'll forget this
ever happened.

1078
00:51:51,741 --> 00:51:55,177
How did you put up with him?

1079
00:51:55,179 --> 00:51:59,115
He's a very difficult man.

1080
00:51:59,117 --> 00:52:00,716
You have to take him with a...

1081
00:52:07,357 --> 00:52:08,757
Elsa?

1082
00:52:08,759 --> 00:52:12,728
What are we? Me and you?

1083
00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:14,830
Ever since I met you...

1084
00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:17,133
My life is different.

1085
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:19,201
It's-it's... strange.

1086
00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:21,370
Is it good strange
or bad strange?

1087
00:52:21,372 --> 00:52:22,571
Strange.

1088
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:28,744
Fred, I don't want to get hurt.

1089
00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:32,381
And I've told you
how I care about you.

1090
00:52:32,383 --> 00:52:34,650
I'm just wondering
if it's more than that.

1091
00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:37,887
I have such strong feelings.

1092
00:52:37,889 --> 00:52:39,889
You sound like a teenager.

1093
00:52:39,891 --> 00:52:41,524
I am a teenager.

1094
00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:44,827
Yes, you are.
A girl in the body of a woman.

1095
00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:47,030
Yeah. A very beautiful woman.

1096
00:52:47,864 --> 00:52:49,865
Aw.

1097
00:52:49,867 --> 00:52:51,600
So it's good strange.

1098
00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:52,701
Oh, yes.

1099
00:52:55,772 --> 00:52:58,507
Do you think we have
a future together?

1100
00:53:00,877 --> 00:53:03,512
Are you blushing?

1101
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:06,415
I love this 80-year-old man
sitting across from me,

1102
00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:09,618
blushing.

1103
00:53:10,922 --> 00:53:13,889
How could I not
fall in love with you?

1104
00:53:16,259 --> 00:53:18,427
Thank you.

1105
00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:20,396
Would you like some coffee?
Cappuccino, perhaps?

1106
00:53:20,398 --> 00:53:21,697
No. Just the check, please.

1107
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:22,965
Right away.

1108
00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:26,435
Um...

1109
00:53:26,437 --> 00:53:28,604
What is it?

1110
00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:30,873
My glycemia.

1111
00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:33,242
Do you have any idea what
it's like to be really sick?

1112
00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:35,945
Put your finger in it
and enjoy it.

1113
00:53:35,947 --> 00:53:37,513
Do you know what
pablo said to me?

1114
00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:39,682
Pablo who? Picasso, you know.

1115
00:53:39,684 --> 00:53:42,618
He said, "what you should do
is mock death,

1116
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:44,720
and then,
she will be afraid of you."

1117
00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:48,991
You're not afraid of death.
Fred, you're afraid of life.

1118
00:53:48,993 --> 00:53:51,293
Finger.

1119
00:53:53,297 --> 00:53:54,997
Mmm!

1120
00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:57,299
Num, num, num! Mmm.

1121
00:53:57,301 --> 00:53:59,401
Whenever you're ready.

1122
00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:01,570
Well, to life.

1123
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:04,773
To life, fred.

1124
00:54:04,775 --> 00:54:08,577
My god.
They're robbing us blind.

1125
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,346
Let me see it, fred.

1126
00:54:10,348 --> 00:54:12,848
I invited you to dinner,
so don't you worry.

1127
00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:16,485
Enough money?
They're robbing us blind.

1128
00:54:16,487 --> 00:54:18,821
Fred, this is what
we're going to do.

1129
00:54:18,823 --> 00:54:20,623
On the count of three,

1130
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:22,591
we're going to get up
and we're going to leave.

1131
00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,393
Are you mad? No, not at all.

1132
00:54:24,395 --> 00:54:25,928
Because they will never notice

1133
00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:28,264
two innocuous
old people like us.

1134
00:54:28,266 --> 00:54:29,565
Ready? One...

1135
00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:30,766
Two... elsa!

1136
00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:32,434
Three!

1137
00:54:47,684 --> 00:54:50,386
Have you seen the old couple
that were sitting at table five?

1138
00:54:50,388 --> 00:54:51,620
Yes, they just left.

1139
00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,389
They just...

1140
00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:55,524
Oh, my god.

1141
00:54:55,526 --> 00:54:57,793
- Come on, fred!
- Get in here!

1142
00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:59,595
This is insane.
I'm not doing this.

1143
00:54:59,597 --> 00:55:01,830
We are not paying $400
for a dinner, fred.

1144
00:55:01,832 --> 00:55:03,699
- Now, get in the car.
- Hey!

1145
00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:05,567
- Get in now!
- Elsa, this is not good for my health.

1146
00:55:05,569 --> 00:55:06,969
Hey!

1147
00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,510
Are we being followed, fred?

1148
00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:16,712
I don't know.

1149
00:55:16,714 --> 00:55:18,480
Everything is fine.
Don't worry.

1150
00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:20,962
Did you really think
we'd end up in prison?

1151
00:55:23,087 --> 00:55:25,988
It stalled. This happens sometimes.
What's a matter now?

1152
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:28,357
Okay.

1153
00:55:32,762 --> 00:55:34,496
They missed us.

1154
00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:36,498
Oh, you're out
of your mind, woman.

1155
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,467
First step, second step,
six steps.

1156
00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:40,069
I do all I can
to keep up with you,

1157
00:55:40,071 --> 00:55:41,870
and you're totally
off your rocker!

1158
00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:44,573
Oh, fred, come on.
Everything is fine.

1159
00:55:44,575 --> 00:55:46,942
Yeah, but why
didn't you just pay?

1160
00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:49,445
Because it was
a beautiful evening.

1161
00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:50,913
It was priceless,

1162
00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:53,515
and when something is priceless,
what is there to pay?

1163
00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:56,485
Oh, my god. I don't feel good.

1164
00:55:56,487 --> 00:55:58,087
What? Oh, no.

1165
00:55:58,089 --> 00:55:59,955
Elsa, I can't breathe.

1166
00:55:59,957 --> 00:56:02,024
My left... my left arm hurts.

1167
00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:03,826
Fred, come on, please.
Get me to a hospital.

1168
00:56:03,828 --> 00:56:05,728
You're all right.
No, get me to a hospital!

1169
00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:07,096
Please! Please let's not fight.

1170
00:56:07,098 --> 00:56:08,497
I know I'm going
to have a stroke.

1171
00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:10,466
I just know it.
Oh, of course. Okay.

1172
00:56:10,468 --> 00:56:13,435
I'm going to spend the rest of my
life drooling in a wheelchair.

1173
00:56:13,437 --> 00:56:14,536
Oh, god.

1174
00:56:17,675 --> 00:56:22,444
I've reviewed all your tests.
Everything looks normal.

1175
00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:24,546
Mm-hmm. Tell me did you...

1176
00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:25,914
Have anything to drink tonight

1177
00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:27,716
or eat any rich foods?

1178
00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:29,785
Experience any strong emotions?

1179
00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:31,687
All of the above,
and under two hours.

1180
00:56:31,689 --> 00:56:33,422
Oh.

1181
00:56:33,424 --> 00:56:36,592
Well, I'm going to give you
something to help you relax.

1182
00:56:36,594 --> 00:56:39,074
Go home and go straight to bed.

1183
00:56:41,931 --> 00:56:45,734
He will.
If this lady will let me.

1184
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,603
Ma'am, your husband's
just a little stressed.

1185
00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:48,804
He needs to rest.

1186
00:56:48,806 --> 00:56:51,106
My husband?
Oh, yes. He is, uh...

1187
00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:54,676
We've... marriage is such
a long thing.

1188
00:56:54,678 --> 00:56:58,747
He is so boring
that I have to shake him up

1189
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,949
every...

1190
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,454
The wives... Oh, they're
insufferable from the start!

1191
00:57:05,456 --> 00:57:07,176
Here you go. Pills. Thank you.

1192
00:57:11,128 --> 00:57:13,996
How adorable.
Even after all these years,

1193
00:57:13,998 --> 00:57:15,758
they still want to fight
and make up.

1194
00:57:34,517 --> 00:57:36,084
Well, this is where
I found you,

1195
00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:38,086
and this is where I...

1196
00:57:38,088 --> 00:57:39,688
I will be leaving.

1197
00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:48,230
How's the old ticker?

1198
00:57:48,232 --> 00:57:51,166
Oh, it's better.

1199
00:58:01,044 --> 00:58:06,215
If you wait two more seconds,
I'm going to go.

1200
00:58:20,830 --> 00:58:23,966
It is too soon for me to ask

1201
00:58:23,968 --> 00:58:27,536
if I could sleep here tonight?

1202
00:58:27,538 --> 00:58:30,038
To sleep?

1203
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,941
What step's that?

1204
00:58:32,943 --> 00:58:35,244
I've lost count.

1205
00:58:54,731 --> 00:58:57,065
Good morning.

1206
00:58:57,067 --> 00:59:00,068
Yup, it's morning.

1207
00:59:00,070 --> 00:59:02,070
It's not a so-so date.

1208
00:59:04,108 --> 00:59:05,674
you play sublimely.

1209
00:59:05,676 --> 00:59:08,143
No. So-so.

1210
00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:11,847
Uh-uh. Sublimely.

1211
00:59:18,988 --> 00:59:21,557
Hello, armande. How's your arm?

1212
00:59:21,559 --> 00:59:22,824
Uh...

1213
00:59:22,826 --> 00:59:24,593
It's, uh...

1214
00:59:33,002 --> 00:59:35,704
Dad? Dad?

1215
00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:41,910
Dad?

1216
00:59:47,051 --> 00:59:50,285
Dad?

1217
00:59:58,295 --> 01:00:00,329
Dad? What are you doing?

1218
01:00:00,331 --> 01:00:01,830
Taking a bath.

1219
01:00:01,832 --> 01:00:04,366
Uh, are you okay?

1220
01:00:04,368 --> 01:00:05,934
What's it look like?

1221
01:00:08,972 --> 01:00:12,107
I've just never seen you
take a bath at this hour.

1222
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:15,344
Ooh, stop the press.
Hold the frontpage.

1223
01:00:15,346 --> 01:00:17,779
"Man taking bath in afternoon."

1224
01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:20,749
And, um...

1225
01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:22,718
What's this? A pair of shoes.

1226
01:00:24,654 --> 01:00:26,722
Is it laverne's?

1227
01:00:28,359 --> 01:00:32,894
Oh, I bet it's that woman
who lives across the hall!

1228
01:00:32,896 --> 01:00:35,297
Dad... what are you doing?

1229
01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:37,899
I'm doing what
I should have done years ago.

1230
01:00:37,901 --> 01:00:41,370
Now, would you mind leaving me
and closing the door behind you?

1231
01:00:41,372 --> 01:00:45,007
Does john know?
It's my life, lydia!

1232
01:00:45,009 --> 01:00:47,342
If I want to stop taking pills,
I'll stop taking pills.

1233
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:48,810
If I want to have a bath
in the afternoon,

1234
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:50,312
I'll take a bath in the...

1235
01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:51,847
Oh, and while
we're on the subject,

1236
01:00:51,849 --> 01:00:53,382
I've found laverne a new job.

1237
01:00:53,384 --> 01:00:54,916
If you want,
go down to the lobby.

1238
01:00:54,918 --> 01:00:57,119
She'll explain everything.

1239
01:00:57,121 --> 01:01:00,656
But why... but why, dad?

1240
01:01:00,658 --> 01:01:02,824
You're acting like a baby.

1241
01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:04,660
I'll take that as a compliment.

1242
01:01:04,662 --> 01:01:07,429
Now, if you'll excuse me.

1243
01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:11,033
Door!

1244
01:01:11,035 --> 01:01:13,402
<i>¶¶</i>

1245
01:01:15,806 --> 01:01:18,073
¶ got a snap in my fingers ¶
¶ snap my fingers ¶

1246
01:01:18,075 --> 01:01:20,709
¶ got a rhythm in my walk ¶
¶ rhythm in my walk ¶

1247
01:01:20,711 --> 01:01:22,210
¶ as the elephants say ¶

1248
01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:25,814
¶ living in a great big way ¶

1249
01:01:25,816 --> 01:01:28,383
on this cd,
every song is this song.

1250
01:01:28,385 --> 01:01:30,686
I like playing it for me.

1251
01:01:30,688 --> 01:01:32,187
I love it. It's so stimulating.

1252
01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:34,389
It's like pouring caffeine
into your ears.

1253
01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:36,191
You're crazy.

1254
01:01:36,193 --> 01:01:39,127
You're a crazy, insane,
beautiful woman.

1255
01:01:39,129 --> 01:01:40,796
I know.

1256
01:01:40,798 --> 01:01:43,432
<i>¶ Worth a million dollars,</i>
<i> baby ¶</i>

1257
01:01:43,434 --> 01:01:45,867
<i>¶ long as I ¶</i>

1258
01:01:45,869 --> 01:01:48,030
<i>¶ keep a snap in my fingers ¶</i>
¶ snap in my fingers ¶

1259
01:01:48,405 --> 01:01:50,806
<i>¶ and a rhythm in my walk ¶</i>

1260
01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:52,274
<i>¶ I've got the devil to pay ¶</i>

1261
01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:55,811
<i>¶ living in a great big way ¶</i>

1262
01:02:13,030 --> 01:02:16,298
yeah, we're going to need
more tomatoes.

1263
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:18,166
We'd better write it on the...

1264
01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:20,728
Write it down on the board.

1265
01:02:22,305 --> 01:02:25,741
Oh!

1266
01:02:45,394 --> 01:02:47,129
these canvasses represent

1267
01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:49,030
my dreams
of the last few years,

1268
01:02:49,032 --> 01:02:52,200
and I'd like to share them
with you.

1269
01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:55,971
I'd like to open the show
with my favorite creation...

1270
01:02:55,973 --> 01:02:58,473
"Explosion... "

1271
01:02:58,475 --> 01:03:00,175
She's here.

1272
01:03:00,177 --> 01:03:01,843
Sorry we're late.

1273
01:03:01,845 --> 01:03:04,312
My car was in the shop.

1274
01:03:05,882 --> 01:03:09,518
"Explosion of pain."

1275
01:03:19,329 --> 01:03:22,030
Enjoy.

1276
01:03:27,170 --> 01:03:28,804
This is my boyfriend, fred.

1277
01:03:28,806 --> 01:03:30,038
Oh, hello.

1278
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,207
This is my eldest, raymond.

1279
01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:34,009
And his wife, laura.

1280
01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:35,844
Oh, laura. Hi.

1281
01:03:35,846 --> 01:03:38,046
Can I get you a drink?

1282
01:03:38,048 --> 01:03:40,148
Yes, thank you.

1283
01:03:42,385 --> 01:03:45,821
Remember when he was small
and he would do those drawings?

1284
01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:49,090
I found them
absolutely enchanting.

1285
01:03:49,092 --> 01:03:54,229
And you, on the other hand,
you liked arithmetic.

1286
01:03:54,231 --> 01:03:56,097
Fred?

1287
01:03:56,099 --> 01:03:57,999
Fred, I've heard
a lot about you.

1288
01:03:58,001 --> 01:03:59,467
Yes, this is him.

1289
01:03:59,469 --> 01:04:01,102
So what do you think?

1290
01:04:01,104 --> 01:04:04,206
Uh, oh, it's very...

1291
01:04:04,208 --> 01:04:05,574
Intense.

1292
01:04:05,576 --> 01:04:09,144
I have to tell you
that I admire your dedication

1293
01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:11,379
as a man as much as an artist.

1294
01:04:11,381 --> 01:04:15,083
All alone with five kids.
That's got to be very difficult.

1295
01:04:15,085 --> 01:04:16,852
I don't have
any children, fred.

1296
01:04:16,854 --> 01:04:19,387
Raymond is the family man,
but he's only got one.

1297
01:04:19,389 --> 01:04:22,557
A daughter.

1298
01:04:22,559 --> 01:04:25,594
Oh, that must be
poor little april.

1299
01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:36,972
Fred?

1300
01:04:36,974 --> 01:04:40,108
I just can't believe you!
You embellished everything.

1301
01:04:40,110 --> 01:04:42,577
That story about those children
was heartbreaking!

1302
01:04:42,579 --> 01:04:45,413
But, fred,
if a story has to be sad,

1303
01:04:45,415 --> 01:04:47,549
it has to be really,
really sad.

1304
01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:51,286
I couldn't settle
for a so-so sad story.

1305
01:04:51,288 --> 01:04:53,955
You know,
it excited my imagination.

1306
01:04:53,957 --> 01:04:56,524
Hey, grandma! Hey, gramps!

1307
01:04:56,526 --> 01:04:58,426
Why don't you two
go tuck yourselves in?

1308
01:04:58,428 --> 01:05:02,063
You keep out of this,
sonny boy!

1309
01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:04,065
Now, look, why...

1310
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:06,568
Why didn't you just
tell me the truth?

1311
01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:08,904
Were you afraid that I was going
to ask for the money back?

1312
01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:10,639
I'll give it all back to you.

1313
01:05:10,641 --> 01:05:13,174
Yeah, well, the money was
for alec's show, wasn't it?

1314
01:05:13,176 --> 01:05:16,645
But what is the problem with
a few things not adding up?

1315
01:05:16,647 --> 01:05:20,148
If you told me tomorrow that
lydia was not your daughter,

1316
01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:21,950
I wouldn't care.

1317
01:05:21,952 --> 01:05:23,485
All right, all right.
Okay, okay.

1318
01:05:23,487 --> 01:05:25,420
Let's forget the whole thing
and start over.

1319
01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:27,455
Yeah. All right.

1320
01:05:27,457 --> 01:05:29,190
What else have you told me
that wasn't true?

1321
01:05:29,192 --> 01:05:30,525
Nothing. Oh, you sure?

1322
01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:32,127
Yes. Positive.

1323
01:05:32,129 --> 01:05:34,162
A hundred percent sure.

1324
01:05:34,164 --> 01:05:37,265
This is my fred.
This is how I like you.

1325
01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:38,566
Well...

1326
01:05:38,568 --> 01:05:43,438
Why didn't you
tell me about fred?

1327
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,174
Do you like him?
He's handsome, huh?

1328
01:05:46,176 --> 01:05:47,976
Well, what's going on?
I mean...

1329
01:05:47,978 --> 01:05:51,212
What purpose does it serve
at this point?

1330
01:05:51,214 --> 01:05:54,015
Are you trying to tell me
that I'm too old?

1331
01:05:54,017 --> 01:05:55,984
No, I'm...
I'm trying to tell you

1332
01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:58,186
you're being irresponsible.

1333
01:05:58,188 --> 01:06:00,588
Oh, that's odd,
coming from somebody

1334
01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:04,993
who's been married three times.

1335
01:06:04,995 --> 01:06:07,529
The purpose is...

1336
01:06:07,531 --> 01:06:11,199
We make each other so happy.

1337
01:06:11,201 --> 01:06:16,504
Does he know you're sick?

1338
01:06:16,506 --> 01:06:18,039
No.

1339
01:06:18,041 --> 01:06:20,709
And it's your head
if you tell him.

1340
01:06:23,679 --> 01:06:26,982
Okay. Now,
tell me I'm beautiful.

1341
01:06:26,984 --> 01:06:29,217
You're beautiful.

1342
01:06:29,219 --> 01:06:30,719
Almost.

1343
01:06:34,223 --> 01:06:36,191
Is the car right outside
the front door?

1344
01:06:36,193 --> 01:06:39,227
Why? Why are you so nervous
all of a sudden?

1345
01:06:41,630 --> 01:06:43,631
So what are you drawing there?

1346
01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:46,201
Just drawing a little heart.

1347
01:06:48,070 --> 01:06:50,105
Ah-ha!

1348
01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:51,773
Oh, you're all dolled up.

1349
01:06:51,775 --> 01:06:54,743
My daughter's birthday.

1350
01:06:54,745 --> 01:06:56,745
Mom... hi, fred.

1351
01:06:56,747 --> 01:06:58,747
He's your boyfriend.
Why don't you invite him?

1352
01:06:58,749 --> 01:07:01,383
Oh, he wouldn't be interested
in this, honey.

1353
01:07:01,385 --> 01:07:03,385
Children screaming
all over the place

1354
01:07:03,387 --> 01:07:06,588
and junk food and balloons
and vomit everywhere.

1355
01:07:06,590 --> 01:07:08,423
No, no, no.
You've got better things to do.

1356
01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:10,025
Well, actually, I don't.

1357
01:07:10,027 --> 01:07:13,061
Well, good then.
It's settled. Come on.

1358
01:07:13,063 --> 01:07:15,363
All right. Thanks.

1359
01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:26,775
Are you upset that I came?

1360
01:07:26,777 --> 01:07:28,777
No. Not at all.

1361
01:07:28,779 --> 01:07:31,679
Oh. You sure? I'm positive.

1362
01:07:31,681 --> 01:07:33,214
You're looking kind of strange.

1363
01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:36,317
Well, I am strange.

1364
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,587
Oh, alec!

1365
01:07:39,589 --> 01:07:41,456
Oh, good to see you again, sir.

1366
01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:42,457
Good to see you.

1367
01:07:42,459 --> 01:07:44,392
Is this your gift to her?

1368
01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:46,127
"Country morning." Oh. Uh-huh.

1369
01:07:46,129 --> 01:07:47,395
Seemed like the most
appropriate painting

1370
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:48,830
for a girl of her age.

1371
01:07:48,832 --> 01:07:52,333
How is this appropriate
for her age, alec?

1372
01:07:52,335 --> 01:07:53,401
Is that a dead duck?

1373
01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:55,336
Yes.

1374
01:07:55,338 --> 01:07:56,671
Yes, it is.

1375
01:07:56,673 --> 01:07:58,339
It'll be worth crazy money
in a few years,

1376
01:07:58,341 --> 01:07:59,474
and she could sell it

1377
01:07:59,476 --> 01:08:00,837
and buy all the weed
she can smoke.

1378
01:08:02,345 --> 01:08:04,179
Okay, come on, everyone.
Let's, uh...

1379
01:08:04,181 --> 01:08:06,648
Let's do the photograph now.
Fred? Yeah.

1380
01:08:06,650 --> 01:08:08,716
Mom, come on. Come on. Come on.

1381
01:08:09,819 --> 01:08:11,219
Is your father coming?

1382
01:08:11,221 --> 01:08:12,420
At this point, I doubt it.

1383
01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:14,155
That's good. Why?

1384
01:08:14,157 --> 01:08:16,424
Because I told fred
I was a widow.

1385
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,126
Mom! Why?

1386
01:08:18,128 --> 01:08:20,829
I don't know.
It just slipped out.

1387
01:08:20,831 --> 01:08:23,631
Yeah.

1388
01:08:23,633 --> 01:08:26,734
All right.
Everybody smile real big!

1389
01:08:26,736 --> 01:08:28,203
Ready? Here we go. Yeah.

1390
01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:31,172
Big smiles. Yes. Very good.

1391
01:08:31,174 --> 01:08:32,774
No, no. Wait!

1392
01:08:34,810 --> 01:08:36,778
Grandpa has arrived.

1393
01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:38,346
Gramps!

1394
01:08:38,348 --> 01:08:41,349
Grandpa!

1395
01:08:41,351 --> 01:08:45,753
Son of a bitch. He showed.

1396
01:08:45,755 --> 01:08:47,655
Is that your wife's father?

1397
01:08:47,657 --> 01:08:49,858
No, it's my father.

1398
01:08:53,329 --> 01:08:55,530
Yay! Grandpa! Come on, grandpa!

1399
01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:56,898
Come get in the photo!

1400
01:08:56,900 --> 01:08:58,600
All right, everybody.

1401
01:08:58,602 --> 01:09:00,869
Real big now! Ready?

1402
01:09:00,871 --> 01:09:02,270
Squeeze together
a little bit more.

1403
01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:04,839
Big smiles now.

1404
01:09:04,841 --> 01:09:06,674
You like doing this to me,
don't you?

1405
01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:08,877
I didn't do anything
to you, fred.

1406
01:09:08,879 --> 01:09:12,147
If I did anything to anybody,
it was to my ex-husband.

1407
01:09:12,149 --> 01:09:14,382
I killed him
and with good reason.

1408
01:09:14,384 --> 01:09:15,783
Oh, yeah? And what was that?

1409
01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:17,452
Because he let me down.

1410
01:09:17,454 --> 01:09:18,920
I hope I never let you down.

1411
01:09:18,922 --> 01:09:22,891
Oh, fred. He was so unfaithful.

1412
01:09:22,893 --> 01:09:24,492
When I find out...

1413
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,461
Having an affair...

1414
01:09:26,463 --> 01:09:29,898
I confronted him
and he denied it obviously.

1415
01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:31,766
So I needed to follow him

1416
01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:34,536
and, uh, catch him
in the act, so to speak.

1417
01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:36,771
Did you draw him out?

1418
01:09:36,773 --> 01:09:41,176
No, I went to london
with some girlfriends.

1419
01:09:41,178 --> 01:09:42,744
And we went
to a real strip club.

1420
01:09:42,746 --> 01:09:45,480
After the show,
one of the boys came back.

1421
01:09:45,482 --> 01:09:47,382
Oh, he was beautiful.

1422
01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:49,317
He was very tall
and dark and handsome.

1423
01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:51,486
He had blue eyes.
His name was steve.

1424
01:09:51,488 --> 01:09:56,391
And he looked into my face,
and I said, "how much?"

1425
01:09:56,393 --> 01:09:59,594
And he came to my room
and he was so affectionate.

1426
01:09:59,596 --> 01:10:02,363
And he was... he was hot.

1427
01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:04,632
When I got back,

1428
01:10:04,634 --> 01:10:07,769
I told max everything.

1429
01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:10,939
And he got so angry,
and I said, "why are you angry?

1430
01:10:10,941 --> 01:10:13,841
You can do this sort of thing
and I can't?"

1431
01:10:13,843 --> 01:10:17,645
And he said,
"yes, because I'm a man."

1432
01:10:17,647 --> 01:10:20,415
Well, I did it.
I buried him right there.

1433
01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:21,916
So now you know
why I killed him.

1434
01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:24,719
Everything you say to me...

1435
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:26,721
Seems like such a lie.

1436
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:29,591
The stripper, picasso,
the portrait.

1437
01:10:29,593 --> 01:10:32,327
Oh, I can get the portrait
by picasso.

1438
01:10:32,329 --> 01:10:33,528
It's in my safe.

1439
01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:36,364
Come on, let's see it.

1440
01:10:36,366 --> 01:10:38,866
No. If we're going
to trust each other,

1441
01:10:38,868 --> 01:10:41,569
you have to trust me
without proof.

1442
01:10:45,507 --> 01:10:47,375
Elsa...

1443
01:10:47,377 --> 01:10:50,945
I wish I could trust you.

1444
01:10:50,947 --> 01:10:52,981
And I don't believe you.

1445
01:10:54,550 --> 01:10:56,517
Period!

1446
01:10:56,519 --> 01:10:58,453
Fred.

1447
01:10:58,455 --> 01:10:59,921
<i>Fred! You're a liar, elsa!</i>

1448
01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:02,624
<i>Fred, where are you going?</i>
<i> A shameless liar.</i>

1449
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:04,726
Oh, lydia.

1450
01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:06,995
If your car gets smacked,
it wasn't me.

1451
01:11:08,530 --> 01:11:09,797
Dad, where are you going?

1452
01:11:09,799 --> 01:11:12,400
For a walk!
In the fucking park!

1453
01:11:13,636 --> 01:11:16,904
Dad. Hold on, dad.

1454
01:11:16,906 --> 01:11:19,040
Okay, what is going on?

1455
01:11:19,042 --> 01:11:22,277
Hmm? I mean, mom is barely
cold in the grave,

1456
01:11:22,279 --> 01:11:23,745
and you're seeing that woman?

1457
01:11:23,747 --> 01:11:24,979
Would you mind
your own business?

1458
01:11:24,981 --> 01:11:26,848
This is my business.

1459
01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:28,716
She is not good for you.
Look at you.

1460
01:11:28,718 --> 01:11:30,652
You're all red.
So I'm red. So what?

1461
01:11:30,654 --> 01:11:31,853
Well, at your age...

1462
01:11:31,855 --> 01:11:33,688
Oh, at my age, I can't be red?

1463
01:11:33,690 --> 01:11:35,690
What would you prefer?
Green? Blue?

1464
01:11:35,692 --> 01:11:38,626
Just stop sticking your nose
into my business!

1465
01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:40,495
And give me back
the copy of your keys.

1466
01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:41,729
But... give them back to me!

1467
01:11:41,731 --> 01:11:43,831
What if there's an emergency?

1468
01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:45,867
Call the super.

1469
01:11:45,869 --> 01:11:48,436
Good-bye, lydia!

1470
01:11:53,609 --> 01:11:55,576
Why did you come?

1471
01:11:55,578 --> 01:11:57,979
Because, on thursday...

1472
01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:00,448
We have to sign the contract
for the warehouse.

1473
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:03,584
And I have to order
all of the "can't lose" glasses,

1474
01:12:03,586 --> 01:12:06,521
and I wanted to know
if you'd decided.

1475
01:12:06,523 --> 01:12:09,390
Well, I have.

1476
01:12:09,392 --> 01:12:11,426
And? I'll do it.

1477
01:12:11,428 --> 01:12:13,494
Really? Oh!

1478
01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:14,729
Oh!

1479
01:12:14,731 --> 01:12:16,064
Stop by before signing.

1480
01:12:16,066 --> 01:12:17,665
We'll go to the bank
and write the check.

1481
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,634
Okay. Thank you.

1482
01:12:19,636 --> 01:12:21,516
Thank you. Good-bye, lydia.

1483
01:12:28,078 --> 01:12:30,044
Oh, god!

1484
01:12:30,046 --> 01:12:33,081
Lydia, what do you want now?

1485
01:12:36,985 --> 01:12:38,586
Oh. Good evening.

1486
01:12:38,588 --> 01:12:40,588
Oh, good evening.
Well, you would show up...

1487
01:12:40,590 --> 01:12:44,025
Completely unexpected,
tonight of all nights!

1488
01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:46,060
What do you want?
We need to talk.

1489
01:12:46,062 --> 01:12:47,995
About what?

1490
01:12:47,997 --> 01:12:50,098
Can I come in? Yes.

1491
01:12:55,437 --> 01:12:56,637
May I sit down?

1492
01:12:56,639 --> 01:12:58,406
Yeah, of course. Of course.

1493
01:12:58,408 --> 01:13:01,676
Now, look, I don't know
if you are her husband,

1494
01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:04,479
her ex-husband,
her dead husband...

1495
01:13:04,481 --> 01:13:06,381
She told you I was dead?

1496
01:13:06,383 --> 01:13:07,949
I'm sorry,
I don't know your name.

1497
01:13:07,951 --> 01:13:10,952
Uh, frederick barcroft.
Max. Maxwell hayes.

1498
01:13:10,954 --> 01:13:13,388
Look, fred, elsa, my wife...

1499
01:13:13,390 --> 01:13:15,423
She's very dangerous.

1500
01:13:15,425 --> 01:13:16,657
You're still married?

1501
01:13:16,659 --> 01:13:18,126
Well, technically.

1502
01:13:18,128 --> 01:13:20,128
It means nothing.
It was long ago.

1503
01:13:20,130 --> 01:13:23,131
But she confuses reality
with her imagination.

1504
01:13:23,133 --> 01:13:25,500
She lies, and then she
believes her own lies,

1505
01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:27,635
as if they were true.

1506
01:13:27,637 --> 01:13:29,103
I loved her with all my heart.

1507
01:13:29,105 --> 01:13:30,471
Yeah, but you cheated on her.

1508
01:13:30,473 --> 01:13:32,140
After she cheated on me.

1509
01:13:32,142 --> 01:13:34,442
No, that's not true! Oh, she's
got you believing that.

1510
01:13:34,444 --> 01:13:36,144
Well, that's what's
so dangerous about her.

1511
01:13:36,146 --> 01:13:38,446
See, she transforms
her fantasies

1512
01:13:38,448 --> 01:13:39,981
into something real.

1513
01:13:39,983 --> 01:13:43,651
When she cheated on me,
I caught her red-handed.

1514
01:13:43,653 --> 01:13:45,753
You mean that you went
all the way to london

1515
01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:47,455
to catch her in the act?

1516
01:13:47,457 --> 01:13:48,623
She's never been to london!

1517
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:51,025
It was here, in new orleans.

1518
01:13:52,895 --> 01:13:56,664
I need a drink.
You want anything?

1519
01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:58,166
No, nothing for me.

1520
01:13:58,168 --> 01:14:01,903
I don't drink, hardly.
Well, she said I was a drunk.

1521
01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:03,638
That's one thing
she threw in my face.

1522
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:04,939
You know, one thing's for sure.

1523
01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:06,774
She'll drive you to insanity.

1524
01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:10,144
She lives in this dream world.

1525
01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:12,180
Did she talk to you
about the actress?

1526
01:14:12,182 --> 01:14:14,882
Who? Who? The blonde with the big...
You know...

1527
01:14:14,884 --> 01:14:17,685
Oh. Anita ekberg. Yeah, her.

1528
01:14:17,687 --> 01:14:21,589
Did she tell you about her...
Her dream of going to rome?

1529
01:14:21,591 --> 01:14:23,191
To the fountain? Yeah, yeah.

1530
01:14:23,193 --> 01:14:25,526
But she told me that you
didn't want to take her there.

1531
01:14:25,528 --> 01:14:27,595
She wanted to get
into the fountain,

1532
01:14:27,597 --> 01:14:28,896
for crying out loud!

1533
01:14:28,898 --> 01:14:30,932
And-and dress up like...
What's-her-name?

1534
01:14:30,934 --> 01:14:33,501
And I had to dress up
like that other guy

1535
01:14:33,503 --> 01:14:35,970
in the movie.

1536
01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:37,839
It was madness. And for what?

1537
01:14:37,841 --> 01:14:39,941
What? To get arrested?

1538
01:14:41,543 --> 01:14:45,012
I just came here today
to warn you.

1539
01:14:45,014 --> 01:14:47,014
One second, max.

1540
01:14:49,184 --> 01:14:51,018
Is it true?

1541
01:14:51,020 --> 01:14:53,120
That when she was young, she...

1542
01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:56,057
She looked like anita ekberg?

1543
01:14:56,059 --> 01:14:59,760
No, that's a lie.

1544
01:14:59,762 --> 01:15:02,196
She was even more beautiful.
She was fantastic.

1545
01:15:02,198 --> 01:15:04,165
She was the most
beautiful blonde

1546
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:06,234
in all of new orleans.

1547
01:15:08,637 --> 01:15:11,105
Don't make
the same mistake I made.

1548
01:15:11,107 --> 01:15:13,174
Letting elsa go...

1549
01:15:13,176 --> 01:15:16,744
Is the biggest mistake
of my life.

1550
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:47,608
Elsa!

1551
01:15:47,610 --> 01:15:49,644
Elsa, what is it?

1552
01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:51,579
I need to talk to you!

1553
01:15:51,581 --> 01:15:55,049
No, fred.
Let's talk tonight, all right?

1554
01:15:58,887 --> 01:16:02,590
You're my life, you know that?

1555
01:16:09,031 --> 01:16:11,899
Yes. Follow that cab, will you?

1556
01:16:56,011 --> 01:16:57,311
All right. Take me home.

1557
01:17:25,907 --> 01:17:28,376
Elsa?

1558
01:17:34,049 --> 01:17:35,282
Elsa?

1559
01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:39,854
Elsa?

1560
01:17:39,856 --> 01:17:41,322
I'm in the bathroom.

1561
01:17:42,725 --> 01:17:45,993
I've cooked you dinner.

1562
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:47,294
I'm coming.

1563
01:17:51,767 --> 01:17:54,168
You've hardly eaten anything.

1564
01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:55,403
I'm just not hungry.

1565
01:17:55,405 --> 01:17:57,138
Would you like me
to get you some tea?

1566
01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:02,108
I just want you to hold me.

1567
01:18:16,091 --> 01:18:18,826
This scene is practically
pornographic.

1568
01:18:18,828 --> 01:18:21,862
What a woman.

1569
01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:23,798
John, can I ask,
what is the prognosis

1570
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,867
for someone who's on dialysis?

1571
01:18:26,869 --> 01:18:29,236
It depends. On what?

1572
01:18:29,238 --> 01:18:31,038
The general state
of the person,

1573
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,773
lifestyle, age.

1574
01:18:32,775 --> 01:18:35,476
What are we talking
about here, fred?

1575
01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:38,779
Oh, elsa's on dialysis.

1576
01:18:38,781 --> 01:18:40,314
I was wondering what...

1577
01:18:40,316 --> 01:18:42,917
What is the best
possible outlook?

1578
01:18:42,919 --> 01:18:46,220
I'd have to know
her history, but...

1579
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:48,456
But what? Tell me.

1580
01:18:48,458 --> 01:18:50,324
Let's say
it's not very promising

1581
01:18:50,326 --> 01:18:54,061
for a person of her age.

1582
01:18:54,063 --> 01:18:56,797
She'll die, huh?

1583
01:18:56,799 --> 01:19:00,234
We all die eventually.

1584
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:03,170
I'm an idiot.

1585
01:19:03,172 --> 01:19:06,474
Yes, you are an idiot,
my friend.

1586
01:19:06,476 --> 01:19:09,343
What time is it?

1587
01:19:09,345 --> 01:19:11,479
It's a quarter to 5:00. Why?

1588
01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:15,483
Come with me.

1589
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:57,525
good evening.

1590
01:19:57,527 --> 01:19:59,326
Thank you, fred.

1591
01:19:59,328 --> 01:20:01,328
Is this what you've
been doing all afternoon?

1592
01:20:01,330 --> 01:20:03,998
What plans do you have
for the next week?

1593
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:05,199
Uh, excuse me?

1594
01:20:05,201 --> 01:20:07,268
Um...

1595
01:20:07,270 --> 01:20:10,437
Open it. What is this?

1596
01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:13,541
Read it, please.

1597
01:20:14,910 --> 01:20:16,544
Tickets!

1598
01:20:16,546 --> 01:20:18,913
Rome. Your city, I believe?

1599
01:20:18,915 --> 01:20:21,348
Ah! Oh, fred!

1600
01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:23,818
I'm going to die of excitement.

1601
01:20:23,820 --> 01:20:26,987
Oh, I hope not.

1602
01:20:33,162 --> 01:20:34,562
Oh.

1603
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:09,096
you know, in the portrait
that pablo did of me,

1604
01:21:09,098 --> 01:21:10,531
he did my arm.

1605
01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:14,435
Yes. But then, my hand was
coming out of my shoulder.

1606
01:21:14,437 --> 01:21:16,570
You're adorable,

1607
01:21:16,572 --> 01:21:21,442
even though I believe
a third of what you say.

1608
01:21:21,444 --> 01:21:23,210
You don't believe...

1609
01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:25,346
That pablo picasso did
a portrait of me?

1610
01:21:28,184 --> 01:21:30,951
I cannot be with such
a mistrusting man.

1611
01:21:30,953 --> 01:21:32,653
Okay, okay. I believe you.

1612
01:21:32,655 --> 01:21:36,156
I believe you.

1613
01:21:42,998 --> 01:21:44,498
Shall I tell him
to pass by the fountain?

1614
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:46,033
Oh, no, no, no, no.

1615
01:21:46,035 --> 01:21:48,636
I want to discover it
at night, like anita.

1616
01:21:48,638 --> 01:21:51,238
I'll tell you when I'm ready.

1617
01:22:33,481 --> 01:22:34,548
you smile.

1618
01:22:50,031 --> 01:22:55,102
Oh, fred,
this is all so extraordinary.

1619
01:22:56,605 --> 01:23:00,174
I bet it cost you a fortune.
Did you take out a loan?

1620
01:23:00,176 --> 01:23:01,375
No, I stole the money.

1621
01:23:01,377 --> 01:23:02,977
No, come on.

1622
01:23:02,979 --> 01:23:05,180
Well, I just had it,
that's all.

1623
01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:07,448
I bet you never thought

1624
01:23:07,450 --> 01:23:09,516
you would spend it
on something like this.

1625
01:23:09,518 --> 01:23:11,218
You know, once upon a time,

1626
01:23:11,220 --> 01:23:14,588
someone told me,
over an absurd restaurant bill,

1627
01:23:14,590 --> 01:23:17,758
that some things are priceless.

1628
01:23:21,730 --> 01:23:25,265
Oh. Did you see how
they were looking at you?

1629
01:23:25,267 --> 01:23:27,167
Hello?

1630
01:23:27,169 --> 01:23:30,371
This man is mine!

1631
01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:36,410
Dad? In the bathroom?
I don't know.

1632
01:23:36,412 --> 01:23:38,278
I'm sorry. I don't know.
I don't know what to say.

1633
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:39,613
It's typical.

1634
01:23:39,615 --> 01:23:41,015
Come on. Let's check the super.

1635
01:23:41,017 --> 01:23:42,783
He left.

1636
01:23:42,785 --> 01:23:45,185
But he told me
to give you this.

1637
01:23:46,421 --> 01:23:48,022
He left?

1638
01:23:48,024 --> 01:23:51,191
"Dear lydia,
about the investment that... "

1639
01:23:51,193 --> 01:23:53,660
I think that if it says "dear
lydia," that it's for me to read.

1640
01:23:53,662 --> 01:23:55,396
"Dear lydia,
I've been thinking about

1641
01:23:55,398 --> 01:23:56,597
"the investment that
you and jack suggested,

1642
01:23:56,599 --> 01:23:59,166
"and I...

1643
01:23:59,168 --> 01:24:01,535
"I decided to back out.

1644
01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:03,504
"I realize that this will come
as a surprise to you,

1645
01:24:03,506 --> 01:24:06,607
"and that you won't understand
why I'm acting the way I do.

1646
01:24:06,609 --> 01:24:08,809
Well, I do.
I'm currently in ro... "

1647
01:24:08,811 --> 01:24:10,344
In rome?!

1648
01:24:10,346 --> 01:24:13,047
What? In rome with elsa!

1649
01:24:13,049 --> 01:24:15,115
Uh...

1650
01:24:15,117 --> 01:24:18,152
"I decided to invest
in our happiness.

1651
01:24:18,154 --> 01:24:21,722
"I'm sure that you'll make things
work, in one way or another.

1652
01:24:21,724 --> 01:24:22,723
Oh, he...

1653
01:24:22,725 --> 01:24:25,392
"One more thing, lydia.

1654
01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:27,127
I believe that I wasn't... "

1655
01:24:27,129 --> 01:24:28,695
Oh, my god. "I wasn't
a very good father to you.

1656
01:24:28,697 --> 01:24:30,664
"And I'm sorry.

1657
01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:33,100
"Really, if in the next life,
I'm still your father,

1658
01:24:33,102 --> 01:24:34,368
"I'll try to make it up to you.

1659
01:24:34,370 --> 01:24:36,503
Dad."

1660
01:24:36,505 --> 01:24:39,640
He's even trying to be funny
while he screws us over.

1661
01:24:39,642 --> 01:24:41,842
Say something, lydia.

1662
01:24:41,844 --> 01:24:44,211
My father's just
never apologized.

1663
01:24:44,213 --> 01:24:46,080
This is the first time
he's ever apologized to me.

1664
01:24:46,082 --> 01:24:48,382
He's wasting his money
on that old broad!

1665
01:24:48,384 --> 01:24:50,551
Instead of investing in you?

1666
01:24:50,553 --> 01:24:54,488
No, he's not interested
in the business, jack!

1667
01:24:54,490 --> 01:24:57,458
And, frankly, neither am I.
Honestly, if you want to do it,

1668
01:24:57,460 --> 01:24:59,159
you just have to find
a way to do it

1669
01:24:59,161 --> 01:25:00,861
with your own money, okay?

1670
01:25:00,863 --> 01:25:02,830
I love you.

1671
01:25:09,270 --> 01:25:11,305
Well, let's go...

1672
01:25:11,307 --> 01:25:13,640
To the fountain tonight.

1673
01:25:13,642 --> 01:25:15,776
All right.

1674
01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:17,578
The cat.

1675
01:25:17,580 --> 01:25:19,346
Cat? Which cat?

1676
01:25:19,348 --> 01:25:22,583
The cat has to be exactly
like anita's cat in the movie.

1677
01:25:22,585 --> 01:25:24,251
It has to be white and small.

1678
01:25:24,253 --> 01:25:27,521
But elsa, where do you think
I'm going to...

1679
01:25:27,523 --> 01:25:28,822
Oh, please, fred.

1680
01:25:28,824 --> 01:25:30,457
I've dreamed about this
for so long.

1681
01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:34,561
It's got to be exactly
like I dreamed it, please.

1682
01:26:42,830 --> 01:26:44,231
Be there in a minute.

1683
01:26:44,233 --> 01:26:45,933
Take your time.

1684
01:27:04,352 --> 01:27:06,520
What do you think?

1685
01:27:06,522 --> 01:27:08,522
What can I say?

1686
01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:17,698
I'm so nervous.

1687
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:19,399
<i>Il gatto,</i> hmm?

1688
01:27:19,401 --> 01:27:23,370
No, but not until we get
to the fountain.

1689
01:27:23,372 --> 01:27:24,671
<i>Amore, andiamo?</i>

1690
01:27:24,673 --> 01:27:26,974
<i>Andiamo.</i>

1691
01:27:42,023 --> 01:27:43,924
I wish I could've brought
you here in the summertime.

1692
01:27:43,926 --> 01:27:47,561
No, fred. You brought me.
You're an absolute angel.

1693
01:27:48,564 --> 01:27:51,431
Oh! Shh.

1694
01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:53,967
The kitten.
Let me have the kitten.

1695
01:27:53,969 --> 01:27:55,702
Oh. Sorry, I tried.

1696
01:27:55,704 --> 01:27:58,005
It's almost white.
Oh, that's my baby.

1697
01:27:58,007 --> 01:27:59,573
Let's just cover her.

1698
01:27:59,575 --> 01:28:01,008
No. Well, we're not exactly

1699
01:28:01,010 --> 01:28:03,477
anita and marcello
either, are we?

1700
01:28:03,479 --> 01:28:06,346
Oh, what?

1701
01:28:06,348 --> 01:28:07,881
Do you have a glass of milk
for the cat?

1702
01:28:07,883 --> 01:28:10,517
What glass of milk?
No, when they got here,

1703
01:28:10,519 --> 01:28:12,419
just about here,
but not exactly...

1704
01:28:12,421 --> 01:28:13,620
I don't think...

1705
01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:15,889
She sent him off
to a dairy store

1706
01:28:15,891 --> 01:28:17,524
to buy milk for the cat.

1707
01:28:17,526 --> 01:28:19,793
Elsa, marcello didn't
go to a dairy store.

1708
01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:21,728
One of the film crew
got him the milk.

1709
01:28:21,730 --> 01:28:23,497
Mm, please, fred?

1710
01:28:23,499 --> 01:28:25,666
Fred, fred, fred.
All right, all right.

1711
01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:27,834
Oh, my... you all right?

1712
01:28:27,836 --> 01:28:29,036
Yes. Just stay there.
I'll be right back.

1713
01:28:29,038 --> 01:28:30,637
Oh, yes.

1714
01:29:37,105 --> 01:29:41,108
Sorry. I could only get yogurt.

1715
01:29:44,879 --> 01:29:46,880
Taste it. It's good.

1716
01:29:46,882 --> 01:29:50,117
It's good.

1717
01:29:50,119 --> 01:29:53,120
Marcello, come here.

1718
01:29:53,122 --> 01:29:56,656
We're going to die
of pneumonia!

1719
01:29:56,658 --> 01:29:59,593
Would this be such
a terrible place to die?

1720
01:30:12,807 --> 01:30:15,327
He caresses her with his eyes.

1721
01:30:16,611 --> 01:30:19,413
He adores her as if she were...

1722
01:30:19,415 --> 01:30:22,849
A goddess.

1723
01:30:22,851 --> 01:30:25,986
And then, it's just
the two of them...

1724
01:30:27,522 --> 01:30:30,157
All alone in the world.

1725
01:30:30,159 --> 01:30:34,728
The sound of the water
disappears.

1726
01:30:34,730 --> 01:30:37,097
My love, my marcello,

1727
01:30:37,099 --> 01:30:41,067
I'm going to confess
something now.

1728
01:30:43,471 --> 01:30:49,176
I love you more than
I have ever loved any person.

1729
01:30:51,012 --> 01:30:52,112
Thank you.

1730
01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:55,215
No. Thank you.

1731
01:30:55,217 --> 01:30:56,683
Thank you.

1732
01:30:56,685 --> 01:31:00,821
Thank you.

1733
01:31:00,823 --> 01:31:03,657
I love you. I love you.

1734
01:32:11,959 --> 01:32:14,728
Managed to open the safe.

1735
01:32:14,730 --> 01:32:17,531
She left me a note.
She wanted you to have this.

1736
01:33:29,904 --> 01:33:33,106
¶ Love is swift ¶

1737
01:33:33,108 --> 01:33:36,810
¶ for two old fools ¶

1738
01:33:36,812 --> 01:33:40,013
¶ we're all adrift ¶

1739
01:33:40,015 --> 01:33:44,150
¶ breaking all the rules ¶

1740
01:33:44,152 --> 01:33:46,820
¶ life is strange ¶

1741
01:33:46,822 --> 01:33:50,090
¶ I cannot lie ¶

1742
01:33:50,092 --> 01:33:52,759
¶ rearrange myself ¶

1743
01:33:52,761 --> 01:33:56,896
¶ gonna go for all you got ¶

1744
01:33:56,898 --> 01:34:00,634
¶ step one ¶

1745
01:34:00,636 --> 01:34:04,004
¶ still counting ¶

1746
01:34:04,006 --> 01:34:10,910
¶ how you lie
with grace and style ¶

1747
01:34:10,912 --> 01:34:13,980
¶ step two ¶

1748
01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:17,684
¶ pressure mounting ¶

1749
01:34:17,686 --> 01:34:22,355
¶ from your sideways smile ¶

1750
01:34:22,357 --> 01:34:24,090
¶ mmm ¶

1751
01:34:24,092 --> 01:34:26,393
¶¶

1752
01:34:37,972 --> 01:34:40,974
¶ loved you more ¶

1753
01:34:40,976 --> 01:34:44,711
¶ than any other person ¶

1754
01:34:44,713 --> 01:34:46,880
¶ oh, you see ¶

1755
01:34:46,882 --> 01:34:51,251
¶ we're rehearsing,
not reversing ¶

1756
01:34:51,253 --> 01:34:54,754
¶ love me like a goddess ¶

1757
01:34:54,756 --> 01:34:58,425
¶ and I'm just immodest ¶

1758
01:34:58,427 --> 01:35:04,764
¶ just the way you keep
stabbing at my bodice ¶

1759
01:35:04,766 --> 01:35:08,301
¶ step two ¶

1760
01:35:08,303 --> 01:35:12,105
¶ pressure mounting ¶

1761
01:35:12,107 --> 01:35:18,311
¶ baby, see all
my style and grace ¶

1762
01:35:18,313 --> 01:35:20,847
¶ step three ¶

1763
01:35:20,849 --> 01:35:25,051
¶ trevi fountain ¶

1764
01:35:25,053 --> 01:35:30,957
¶ still lighting up
your sweet face ¶

1765
01:35:30,959 --> 01:35:33,460
¶¶

1766
01:35:45,172 --> 01:35:48,408
¶ saw your test results ¶

1767
01:35:48,410 --> 01:35:51,144
¶ made me check your pulse ¶

1768
01:35:51,146 --> 01:35:52,245
¶ mmm ¶

1769
01:35:52,247 --> 01:35:55,215
¶ you're acting a fool ¶

1770
01:35:55,217 --> 01:35:58,151
¶ two old adults ¶

1771
01:35:58,153 --> 01:36:02,055
¶ when we get it all complete ¶

1772
01:36:02,057 --> 01:36:05,759
¶ baby, it's just as sweet ¶

1773
01:36:05,761 --> 01:36:09,429
¶ that's just
the road we travel ¶

1774
01:36:09,431 --> 01:36:12,398
¶ and it can't be beat ¶

1775
01:36:12,400 --> 01:36:15,969
¶ step one ¶

1776
01:36:15,971 --> 01:36:19,272
¶ still counting ¶

1777
01:36:19,274 --> 01:36:25,845
¶ how you lie
with grace and style ¶

1778
01:36:25,847 --> 01:36:29,182
¶ step two ¶

1779
01:36:29,184 --> 01:36:32,352
¶ you got me doing ¶

1780
01:36:32,354 --> 01:36:35,054
¶ baby ¶

1781
01:36:35,056 --> 01:36:39,225
¶ a single file ¶

1782
01:36:39,227 --> 01:36:42,495
¶ step three ¶

1783
01:36:42,497 --> 01:36:45,532
¶ still lighting up ¶

1784
01:36:45,534 --> 01:36:51,137
¶ my tired, old face ¶

1785
01:36:51,139 --> 01:36:52,939
¶¶

1786
01:36:52,941 --> 01:36:56,442
¶ and step four ¶

1787
01:36:56,444 --> 01:36:59,579
¶ trevi fountain ¶

1788
01:36:59,581 --> 01:37:01,948
¶ we'll always share ¶

1789
01:37:01,950 --> 01:37:07,587
¶ our time space ¶

1790
01:37:07,589 --> 01:37:09,389
¶ yeah ¶

1791
01:37:09,391 --> 01:37:13,560
¶ ooh ¶

1791
01:37:14,305 --> 01:37:20,251
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