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The '50s were a grand time,
if you were a man.
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I'm Dick Nolan. I make things up
for a living. I'm a reporter.
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It's the strangest goddamn story
that I ever covered.
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It started the day that Margaret Ulbrich
walked out on her suffocating husband,
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long before it became
the fashionable thing to do.
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Come on, Janie.
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Sugar! You made it!
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- You're in North Beach!
- Look at you, Deirdre!
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- Dee-Ann.
- Oh! Dee-Ann.
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I know, but I came on the scene
and Deirdre sounded like something
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my mother would call me.
So are you flipping for all this?
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- Are you settled? How's Jane?
- Jane is swell.
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She's going to
this sweet, little school.
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You know, it's really hard
without her father, and I just...
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- ...don't know if we're gonna be...
- Stop that.
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- What?
- You're better off.
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Between us, I never liked Frank.
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- You were a bridesmaid.
- Exactly.
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That's why I couldn't say anything.
But if I see you wrong off again,
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I will tell you. Now, come on,
let's have some fun.
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For jazz, check out the Hungry i.
For Italian, Vanessi's.
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For salvation, try the Buddhist temple.
For art, Six Gallery.
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- Do they only show Modern?
- Everyone only shows Modern.
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And in the basement,
they have espresso.
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Espresso, what's that?
Is that like reefer?
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You have a lot to learn.
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Back then,
women didn't leave.
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Not without a job or prospects.
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All she had was her paintings
in the trunk,
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and her daughter in the backseat.
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Good luck.
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Okay.
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We don't get
many ladies in here.
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So, your husband approves
of you working?
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Uh, my husband and I are separated.
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Separated? Hm...
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I realize that I have
no employment experience,
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but I really do need this job.
I have a daughter to support.
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I'm not very good at tooting my
own horn, but I do love to paint.
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So if I could just
show you my portfolio.
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Um, I studied at the
Watkins Art Institute in Nashville,
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then I took some illustration classes
in New York.
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This is a... it's a pastel that I did.
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And, uh, this is a charcoal portrait.
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You do understand this
is a furniture company?
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Okay, sounds great.
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- You see anything you like?
- I like those over there.
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- They're really neat.
- Yeah.
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- Your stuff is cute.
- Thank you.
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- How much?
- Today's special, $2.
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I'll give you $1.
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- All right.
- All right, go ahead, Dylan.
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Go ahead and have a seat.
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- What's your name?
- My name is Dylan.
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- Dylan. And how old are you?
- I'm nine years old.
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Nine years old, wow.
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- It's like a Monet.
- Monet?
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Monet?
That's a hell of a compliment.
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Though, if I may
respectfully disagree,
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I'm more in the tradition of Pissarro.
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Come, come a little closer.
Come on. Good!
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See these daring
specks of bold color?
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Do you wanna touch it?
Come on.
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Go on, do it. I don't lay it on thick.
You're not gonna break it.
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It's $35.
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Would you excuse me one second?
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Here we are.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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Oh, thank you.
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You're better than spare change.
You shouldn't sell yourself so cheap.
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- Well, I'm just glad they liked it.
- Oh! You're past that point.
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Your heart's in your work.
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What's your name?
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Margaret.
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Look, wouldn't you rather, uh, flirt
with those girls over there?
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No. I like you, Margaret...
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...Ulbrich.
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You know, Margaret Ulbrich,
you undervalue yourself.
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Let me show you how it's done.
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Little girl!
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How would you like
your portrait sketched
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by the world-renowned
Margaret Ulbrich, Queen of the Bay?
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In mere minutes,
she captures your soul!
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- Nah.
- "Nah"?
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Don't you wish this were you
in this beautiful painting?
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But that is me.
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And that's me,
and that one started as me,
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then Mother turned it
into a Chinese boy.
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Hm... My apologies.
I misconstrued the situation.
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Well, I'd better mosey along
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before Mr. Ulbrich comes back
and socks me in the eye.
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Mr. Ulbrich is out of the picture.
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- Bonsoir, Henri.
- Oh, Monsieur Keane!
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Sorry for not calling first.
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Monsieur, your regular table is ready.
Madame, bonsoir. Bienvenue.
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Thank you.
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And I don't have to pay.
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I'm set because
I gave the chef a painting.
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- You know what he said?
- What?
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He said, "No one paints Montmartre
like Walter Keane!"
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I can't believe
you lived in Paris.
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Best time of my life.
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I've never even
been on an airplane.
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Oh, you have to experience these things.
You have to grab them.
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I wanted to be an artist,
so I just went!
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Studied painting at the Beaux-Arts.
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Lived in a Left Bank studio.
Survived on bread and wine.
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- You are a romantic.
- Damn right you are.
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Of course, walking away
from the bourgeois scene wasn't easy.
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I had to quit my job... leave my wife.
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Yeah, these choices aren't easy.
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I've never acted freely.
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I was a daughter, and then a wife,
and then a mother.
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All of my paintings are of Jane
because she's all I know.
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Don't knock your work.
You have an amazing talent.
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You can look at someone
and capture them on canvas.
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You can paint people.
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I can only paint things.
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- Yeah, my street scenes are...
- charming,
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but at the end of the clay, they're just
a collection of buildings and sidewalks.
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Walter, I bet you can paint anything.
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When you look at me like that,
I could fall hard.
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I'm sorry.
This is just moving really fast.
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I haven't been on
a date in a long time.
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Jane, sweetie, stop fidgeting.
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Mother, after all this time,
you must know what my face looks like.
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Hey. Your canvas is blank.
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- You can't rush inspiration.
- Jane.
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Don't bother Mr. Keane.
You know creativity comes from within.
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Don't worry.
She's not bothering me.
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I gotta ask you a question.
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- What's that with the big crazy eyes?
- Oh.
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Well, I believe that you can see things
in the eyes.
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The eyes are the window to the soul.
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Yeah, but...
you paint them like pancakes.
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They're way out of proportion.
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Well, eyes are
how I express my emotions.
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I've always drawn them like that.
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When I was little, I had surgery
that left me deaf for a period,
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and I couldn't hear,
so I found myself staring.
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I relied on people's eyes.
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Walter?
Hey, Walt!
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- I thought that was you!
- Hi, Don.
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Boy, am I glad to see you!
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Hey, have we heard back
from the city on that setback?
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My guys really need the variance
for the first floor retail.
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- We'll hear from Permits by Thursday.
- Yeah? That's terrif!
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I'll tell the architects. Okay.
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What was that?
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I didn't want you to know.
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I'm in commercial real estate.
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- You're a realtor?
- Yeah.
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A hugely successful realtor.
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Top earner in the downtown office
three years running.
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And you're ashamed?
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Well, any blockhead
can arrange a sublet.
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All I ever wanted was
to support myself as an artist.
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I tried to make a clean break,
but couldn't cut it.
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I'm just a Sunday painter.
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You're such
a gentleman carrying it all the way.
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Thank you.
Um, just come right in here.
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Just set it down over here.
I just like to...
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- Right here?
- Yeah. That's great. I just...
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...like to keep it out of the way.
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This is... one that I'm working on.
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You can see that...
I'm working on it.
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I got the mail.
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The mail...
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What's wrong?
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Oh... Um...
Frank wants to take Jane away.
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- He says that I'm an unfit mother...
- You're a perfect mother.
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Hm...
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He told the courts that, um,
she lacks a proper home
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and that it is beyond my capabilities
as a single mother...
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Marry me.
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- Walter! I...
- Shh.
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Don't think of a reason to say no,
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'cause I've got a million reasons
to say yes.
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- I know it makes no sense.
- No, it doesn't...
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But just think
of the fun we'll have!
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And I'm going to take care of you girls.
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- Oh!
- Margaret, I'm on my knee!
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Come on, what do you say?
Let's get married.
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- We could be in Hawaii by the weekend.
- Oh, Hawaii? Marriage?
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I don't know, Walter,
I'm crazy about you.
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I'm just really overwhelmed right now.
Why would we go to Hawaii? Why?
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Because you're a princess and you
deserve to get married in paradise.
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You were right!
It's paradise!
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- Only God could create these colors.
- I knew you'd love it.
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- Can't we just stay here forever?
- Well, I don't know about forever.
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But I guess I could arrange
for another week.
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That's that waterfall, and
the air was so fresh you could taste it.
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This was, um, an ancient altar.
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That's a statue of Kane,
the god of creation.
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- Hm!
- I said a prayer to him.
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Oh, and that's Walter and Janie,
they built that sandcastle together.
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Wow, this is all happening mighty quick.
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In the time you moved here, I've had
two dates and you're already married.
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Well, I thought there was a void
in my life and Walter filled it.
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Walter's filled a lot of things.
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He's diddled every skirt
on the art circuit.
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That is my husband
that you are talking about.
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I know, that's why I brought it up.
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- I'm not naive.
- Hm...
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I am naive.
But I know who I married.
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Walter can be rash,
but he's a good provider.
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And he's really wonderful with Jane.
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We're just looking to make a fresh
start. I am a divorcee with a child.
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Walter is a blessing.
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Thanks.
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"You are on the threshold
of untold success."
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What's brilliant about the composition
is its spontaneity.
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The image has no visual center
of attention.
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- It's quite gestural.
- Oh, definitely.
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Strongly influenced by the Tachistes.
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I heard Tab Hunter
was in here looking at one.
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Well, I'm not allowed to say, but...
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Oh, Christ.
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Don't come in here, not now.
Please.
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Ruben! Good day!
Do you got a minute?
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Walter, in polite society,
the word is "appointment."
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Um, I could come back later.
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You're gonna
love my stuff today.
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Haven't I seen that one before?
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No! That was painted
in the 5th Arrondissement.
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This is the 6th Arrondissement.
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I don't understand.
You lived in Paris for a week.
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How can you still
be cranking out paintings?
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It's all up here.
And here.
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Well, it's not going up here.
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Walter, you know we don't go
for that representational jazz.
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You're too literal.
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- Art isn't fashion.
- Yes, it is.
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People want Kandinsky or Rothko.
They don't want goopy street scenes.
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How about this?
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Good God!
You've entered a new period.
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No. They're my wife's.
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Why are their eyes so big?
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00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:18,081
- Like big, stale jellybeans.
- It's Expressionism.
241
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,561
Surely, you recognize it.
242
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,089
Well, I'm just glad
you two found each other.
243
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,005
So what do you say?
244
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,044
- I say no. It's not art.
- "It's not art"?
245
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,242
It's like the back of a magazine.
You know, "Draw the turtle!
246
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,044
Send in a nickel,
win the big contest!"
247
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,163
How dare you!
Lots of people will like this.
248
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,766
Well, nobody who's walking
through the doors of this gallery.
249
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,931
Now, please, clear out the clutter
before the taste police arrive.
250
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,689
We'll never break in!
251
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,164
There's a secret society
of gallery owners and critics
252
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,370
who get together for Sunday brunch
in Sausalito deciding what's "cool."
253
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,887
Like McCarthy, in his hearings:
254
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:17,086
"I anoint that painter.
I banish that painter to Nowheresville."
255
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:22,045
I think people buy art
because it touches them.
256
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,050
Yeah, you're living in fairyland.
257
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,965
People don't get to discover anything.
258
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:31,488
They buy art because it's
in the right place at the right time.
259
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,050
Okay, give it up for Cal Tjader!
260
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,761
That set was humming!
261
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,681
All right, be sure to stick around
for the 1 a.m. show!
262
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:54,648
Oh, Yeah-Enjoy yourself.
Enjoy. See you again.
263
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,131
Excuse me.
264
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,921
Hey, Banducci. I love the music tonight.
It's a gas.
265
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:04,768
- Oh, thanks. Thank you.
- Walter Keane. I'm a painter.
266
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,931
I was looking at your walls.
They're pretty plain.
267
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,766
Oh. Well, maybe you're right.
What color were you thinking?
268
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,811
No, no, I'm an artist.
I used to be based on the Left Bank.
269
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:22,091
Now I've relocated to the States
and I'm looking for, um...
270
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,402
an exhibition venue.
271
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,244
I like my club the way it is.
272
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,404
Your stuff is so hot,
go put it in a museum.
273
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:34,043
Okay. I respect that.
You're a businessman, not a charity.
274
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:39,684
How about if I rented your walls?
275
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,966
Walter, Margaret, we're ready.
276
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:20,809
Ah, an art lover! Beautiful!
What can I do for you, sir?
277
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,849
I'm just looking for the john.
278
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,086
Thanks.
279
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,451
I think you're going
to have to ask him.
280
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,409
Honestly, I think you...
How did you find him?
281
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,006
Oh, it was easy...
282
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,365
No!
283
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,724
Look at that child.
284
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,928
She's so sad.
285
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,521
- Is she poor?
- She's forgotten.
286
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,808
It just makes me want to cry.
287
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,522
- Are you Keane?
- Yes, I am.
288
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,160
Well, you're a hell of a painter.
289
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,244
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
290
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,402
Your work is very powerful.
291
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:34,083
There's so much emotion in those eyes.
Mm!
292
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,121
- Is something wrong?
- No.
293
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,682
- I didn't realize you meant that waif.
- Oh, I get it.
294
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:47,004
The artist doesn't wanna part
with his favorite piece.
295
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,925
Oh, sweetie, thank you! I love it!
296
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,245
I'll be quick.
297
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,567
Ladies.
298
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,042
Hey, Picasso!
Nice crowd, huh?
299
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,204
You wouldn't know it
from that broom closet you parked me in.
300
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,966
What are you talking about?
That's prime thoroughfare.
301
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,849
People drink,
they gotta relieve themselves.
302
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,970
That's insulting! When people see art,
they shouldn't think of shit!
303
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:24,886
Hey! Watch it with the purple language.
Hey, there's ladies present here!
304
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,371
Hey!
305
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,006
Oh!
306
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,162
I've never posted bail before.
307
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,608
I'm sorry. Banducci laughed at our art,
so I socked him.
308
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,366
Since when are you thin-skinned?
Artists have to handle criticism.
309
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:53,320
I know. You're right.
But I was in a bad place already.
310
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:57,405
I'd had a couple, then I made some guy
believe I painted your big eyes.
311
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,485
What? I don't understand.
Why would you do such a thing?
312
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:05,924
It was a misunderstanding. And then,
I didn't want to jinx the sale.
313
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,685
Well, don't ever do it again.
314
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,924
- Hey!
- Don't give me a hard time.
315
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,491
I'm just grabbing my stuff.
316
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,247
Can you believe it? We're sold out!
I don't even have a headliner!
317
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,323
Hell, it's a Monday!
318
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,802
Walter, we made the front page.
319
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,731
People are here because
they wanna see the sappy paintings
320
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,327
that made grown men fight.
321
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,764
- I'm sick of you, Keane!
- I'll see you in court,
322
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,120
- you son of a bitch!
- You're gonna see me, all right.
323
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,881
- I'll sue you for assault!
- I'm sick of you and your paintings!
324
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,687
I'll... I'll sue you for slander!
And false arrest!
325
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,764
- You son of a bitch!
- Let's go see.
326
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,491
Walter Keane
was not a subtle man.
327
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,041
But subtle doesn't sell.
328
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,485
Yes, sir.
329
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:22,281
That was quite a load of horseshit
you gents were laying out there.
330
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,090
Dick Nolan. The Examiner.
331
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:29,883
Hey, pal, don't lose any sleep.
I eat this stuff up with a spoon.
332
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,929
Gives me something to write about
in my column.
333
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,050
I thought you were only
doing celebrities.
334
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,771
Well, Banducci's famous
and you hit him.
335
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,641
So you're a celebrity, once removed.
Buy me a drink.
336
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,288
Hey, Gary. I'll have a Ward Eight
in a frosted highboy.
337
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,488
And my friend will have the same.
338
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:57,331
So, Walter,
tell me about your work.
339
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,129
- When I was in Paris...
- Oh, no, Jesus, not those.
340
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,207
I mean the little hobo kids.
341
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,727
- Mm...
- Wake up!
342
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,962
Wake up!
343
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:32,051
- Mm... Hi.
- You were a hit!
344
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,325
What a night!
I sold out all your big eyes!
345
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,927
- There must be $200!
- They adore you!
346
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,724
- Walter!
- Because of that article,
347
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,327
the joint was packed!
348
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:49,520
And then a famous journalist showed up,
and... I need more paintings!
349
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,603
- Walter!
- Now!
350
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,685
That's gonna take at least a week!
I need to do sketching and painting...
351
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,965
Of course!
But this is an opportunity!
352
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,964
- Yeah.
- We're gonna make a crackerjack team.
353
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:08,284
Me schmoozing up the clubs, while you're
back here, doing what you love!
354
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,201
Get out of there!
355
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,489
I love you.
356
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,881
The eyes are so powerful.
357
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,889
You know, a poet once said
358
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,289
the eyes are the windows of the soul.
359
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,250
That's why I paint them so big.
I've always done it that way.
360
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,610
If you're interested in that style,
I'm working on a few new pieces.
361
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:54,364
I have a little blond girl in a yellow
dress that'll tear your heart out.
362
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,204
Walter?
363
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,408
Baby!
What are you doing here?
364
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,844
Why are you lying?
365
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,009
Excuse me.
366
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,962
You were taking credit for something
that isn't yours.
367
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,885
No.
I was just trying to close the deal.
368
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,804
These children are a part of my being.
369
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,322
I'm a salesman. You know buyers
pay more if they meet the painter.
370
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,563
They couldn't meet me
because you told me to stay home.
371
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,321
Look, we're making money. Your pocket,
my pocket? Where's the difference?
372
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,245
- You're taking this so lightly.
- Not at all!
373
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,131
This is not about ego.
You wanna say you did the street scenes?
374
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,567
Fine. I don't care.
Say a monkey painted them.
375
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,204
Well, I'm glad that you
can just dash away your work
376
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,488
without any emotional connection,
but...
377
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:42,368
Oh, honey, I just want to share them
with the world.
378
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,040
Would you rather have your children
piled in a closet,
379
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,487
or hanging in someone's living room?
380
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,406
Who's that man?
381
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,370
That is Dino Olivetti,
of Olivetti typewriters.
382
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,524
But don't even think about it, Walter.
He doesn't speak a lick of English.
383
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,445
Hey! Welcome!
384
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:09,685
Good to see you, good to see you.
385
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,122
Um, Mr. Olivetti is enchanted
by the painting.
386
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,846
He would like to know
who is the artist?
387
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,849
I am!
388
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,642
It's a delight to meet you, Signore!
389
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,041
Have you been
an art lover for long?
390
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,567
I call this piece...
391
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,642
Five grand!
392
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,009
We made $5,000!
393
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,731
And it wasn't even
for one of your good ones!
394
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,726
- Don't you mean one of your good ones?
- No. No, no! No.
395
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,451
All right, "our."
One of our good ones.
396
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:47,964
We're now hanging in the collection
of Italian industrialist Dino Olivetti.
397
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:53,490
With his patronage comes credibility,
and with credibility comes respect.
398
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,961
- Well, what about honesty?
- Oh, come on.
399
00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:01,081
The painting says "Keane."
I'm Keane, you're Keane.
400
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,409
From now on, we're one and the same.
401
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,121
Mm...
402
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:17,571
My sources tell me that the mayor
is to expect a big surprise today.
403
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,286
On behalf of the children of the world,
404
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,684
I present this painting
to the mayor of San Francisco!
405
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:28,680
My man on the street tells me
406
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,644
that the Soviet ambassador's
in town this week.
407
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,528
In the interest of peace
through culture,
408
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,446
I donate this painting to the people
of the Soviet Union.
409
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:45,845
The Purple Onion. 9:30.
Joan Crawford has a dinner reservation.
410
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,361
Miss Crawford, in recognition
of your cinematic craft,
411
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,046
we bestow this painting on you.
412
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,284
The cat is out of the bag.
413
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,808
I can reveal that our local luminary,
Walter Keane,
414
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,167
is opening his own gallery.
415
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,522
Ruben's gonna choke
when he sees this.
416
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,008
I remember when Mama painted that.
417
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,884
Are you sure?
That would have been a while ago.
418
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,367
Sure I'm sure.
It was in our old apartment,
419
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,124
and you had me sit on the stool
in the kitchen.
420
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:35,205
No, sweetie, you're confused.
I painted that.
421
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,091
No, Mother did.
I'm wearing my blue dress.
422
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,847
Lots of girls have that dress.
423
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,287
You have a good eye.
424
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,161
I painted it, but I tried
to mimic your mother's style.
425
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,244
You know,
the style she used to paint in.
426
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,004
Well, you did a really good job.
427
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,964
Hello.
428
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:19,045
I'm sorry, I've never done this before,
so urn, don't know...
429
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,650
I was raised Methodist,
so if that's a problem, I can go.
430
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,287
No, no, please.
We don't chase people away.
431
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,280
- Okay.
- What is troubling you?
432
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:36,247
Well, um... I lied to my child.
433
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,520
Why would you do that?
434
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,809
My husband,
he pressured me to do it.
435
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,083
I've just never lied to her before.
I'm not that kind of person.
436
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,288
Is your husband
that kind of person?
437
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,484
Um, I don't think of him that way.
438
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,849
I mean, he likes to tell stories.
Maybe he exaggerates a bit,
439
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,691
but, um, he's a good man,
440
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:03,282
and he's just trying to save enough
money to buy a house for the family.
441
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:07,889
But what of the child?
Will this lie bring harm to her?
442
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:12,568
Harm?
No, no. No. I don't...
443
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,685
I'm just looking for some answers.
444
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,964
Well, the modern world
is a complicated place.
445
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,891
- Mm-hm.
- Occasionally, children may need
446
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,691
to be sheltered from certain truths.
447
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,844
No. No, it's not like...
448
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,490
It sounds as if your husband
449
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:35,042
is trying to make the best
of an imperfect situation.
450
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:38,926
You were raised Christian,
you know what we are taught:
451
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,401
the man is head of the household.
452
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:45,406
Perhaps you should...
trust his judgment.
453
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,370
I think it's creepy,
maudlin and amateurish.
454
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,848
Exactly.
I love it.
455
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,488
- We got in early. We own three.
- Oh.
456
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,329
Thanks.
457
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,768
Hey...
458
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:21,770
Hey, baby.
Killer party. It's a happening.
459
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,042
So where's your stuff?
460
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,921
Oh, uh, we decided that this
would just be Walter's show.
461
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,448
Oh, "we" did?
Why would "we" do that?
462
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,444
Because Walter is more established.
463
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:38,201
It's strange, you know,
Walter doesn't really strike me
464
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,687
as the cute, hungry kitten type.
465
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,804
It's really good to see you.
Thank you for coming.
466
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,489
Your husband's quite a talent.
467
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,528
Do you paint, too?
468
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,569
Uh, I don't know.
469
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,607
I'm curious about your technique.
How long did that piece take to execute?
470
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,327
That?
Mm. Probably months.
471
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,961
You know, first the thinking,
the sketching,
472
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,249
then the time with
just me and the oils.
473
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,091
Oils?
But isn't that acrylic?
474
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,760
Oh, that! Yeah.
475
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,721
Yeah, it's like a jumble of ideas
476
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,440
rattling around in my brain.
477
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,402
So where do you get your ideas?
478
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,247
What do you mean?
479
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:52,122
I mean... why are they
all images of children?
480
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,047
May I remind you, Miss Rogers,
that you're still under oath.
481
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,963
Miss Rogers,
482
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,282
you testified that
483
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,403
when you met Judson Bailey
in Corelli's,
484
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,847
you'd been talking to a man at the bar.
485
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,731
- Well, I don't understand.
- Couldn't he have been some stranger
486
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,611
who just struck up a conversation
with Mr. Bailey?
487
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,122
- No!
- Thank you, Mrs. Stone. That?! be all.
488
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,886
Perry Mason
will return after this.
489
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,887
New York Times
art critic John Canaday
490
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,481
with a perspective
into the work of Walter Keane.
491
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,523
Keane's work is completely
without distinction.
492
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:33,644
He is not a member
of the Society of Western Artists.
493
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,080
He has won no awards.
494
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:40,810
He's only noteworthy for his appearances
in a certain newspaper's gossip columns.
495
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,328
Mr. Keane is why society
needs critics
496
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,007
to protect them from such atrocities.
497
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,322
Mom!
498
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,925
Mom!
499
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,168
Can I come in?
500
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,809
Uh... no, you can't.
Mama's busy right now.
501
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,371
What are you doing in there?
502
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,362
Janie, sweetie, come.
503
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,808
You need to respect
your mother's privacy.
504
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:21,761
Sometimes grownups
need alone time. Come.
505
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:32,005
Is that the ice cream truck?
506
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,366
Go get yourself a Fudgsicle.
507
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:51,404
Ooh! Out of this world!
508
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,644
I don't know.
I'm not comfortable with this.
509
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,207
Jane and I used to be really close,
and now...
510
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,364
Eh, Jane's fine.
She's eating ice cream.
511
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,485
She has new shoes.
She even has a college fund.
512
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,765
Maybe... I'm just lightheaded
from all this turpentine.
513
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,402
- I've been up here all day.
- I need your help.
514
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,928
I want to go on television
to defend our art.
515
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:21,001
- Wait, you're going on television?
- Yeah, but what am I gonna say?
516
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:26,849
Meaning, what compels me
to paint these paintings?
517
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,000
Maybe you have an unhealthy obsession
with little girls.
518
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,482
- Cute.
- I'm sorry.
519
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,445
Looks like you've painted yourself
into a corner.
520
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,325
You want heat this winter?
521
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,845
Help me out.
522
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,008
Walter, art is personal.
523
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,602
What compels a grown man
to paint a picture like this?
524
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:56,488
Because I... I grew up
surrounded by six sisters?
525
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,723
I grew up in an orphanage?
526
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:04,169
I lived in a world
where adults had vanished
527
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,483
and kids and kittens ran wild
528
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,086
over a desolate landscape?
529
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,966
What about your street scenes?
Why did you paint those?
530
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,966
Well, I lived it. I experienced it.
531
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,885
Oh, was it all sunlit-dappled streets
and flower vendors?
532
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,408
Of course not.
It was after the war.
533
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,451
There was destruction everywhere.
534
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:38,370
I traveled the continent.
535
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,040
The ravages were horrifying.
536
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:44,767
My psyche was scarred
in my art student days.
537
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:49,443
Nothing in my life
has ever made such an impact
538
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,001
as the sight of the children.
539
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,090
The war-wracked innocents,
540
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,408
without parents, without homes,
541
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,404
fighting over garbage.
542
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,410
That's where my life
543
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:07,121
as a painter began in earnest.
544
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:15,203
From then on, I painted the lost children
with the big eyes.
545
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:21,283
Those eyes that forever will retain
their haunting quality.
546
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:36,120
Mr. Keane!
547
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,202
Thank you so much.
548
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,362
Thank you.
549
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,325
Mr. Keane.
550
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:05,010
- How many sales today?
- Sales? None with this crowd.
551
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,767
These people are all looky-loos.
They can't afford these paintings.
552
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,082
But we have been giving away
a lot of posters.
553
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,961
It's the craziest thing.
554
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,169
I started charging for the posters.
555
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,721
First a nickel, then a dime.
556
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,963
Yes, Maggie! It's cuckoo!
557
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,245
But then it got me thinking.
558
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,006
Would you rather
sell one $500 painting
559
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,766
or a million cheaply reproduced posters?
560
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:44,608
See, folks don't care if it's a copy.
They just want art that touches them.
561
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,491
Then we could sell it anywhere.
562
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,404
Everywhere!
563
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,846
It stinks in here.
You should open a window.
564
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,288
- What time is it?
- 6:30.
565
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,249
What do you got back there?
Let me see.
566
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,930
Oh, Walter, it's personal.
567
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,923
Personal?
We're married.
568
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,844
We're not supposed to have secrets
from each other.
569
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,970
Come on, put it up there.
Put it up there.
570
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,442
It's a completely different style.
571
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,800
Yes, it is.
572
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,002
It kind of looks like you.
573
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,562
Well, it's a self-portrait.
574
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,723
How am I gonna explain that?
575
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,201
I was thinking that...
576
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,766
...maybe I could sign it myself.
577
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,049
That sounds a bit confusing,
doesn't it?
578
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,770
"Keane" means me.
579
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,810
I know, but when people ask me
if I paint,
580
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,849
I don't know how to answer
and it would be nice
581
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,446
to have the pride of being able to say,
"That's mine."
582
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,410
- Who'd you tell about the big eyes?
- Nobody.
583
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:43,326
If you tell anyone,
this empire collapses!
584
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:47,166
Do you wanna give back the money?
We've committed fraud!
585
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,527
I know!
586
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,765
My God, I know! I live with this
every minute of my life!
587
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,123
I've kept my end of the bargain.
588
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,966
I have not told anyone.
589
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:06,004
Please.
Just let me have this.
590
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,648
I didn't know you painted, Margaret.
591
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,928
Yeah, we don't talk about it.
592
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,566
Sadly, people don't buy lady art.
593
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,370
What about Georgia O'Keeffe?
594
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,961
So, Margaret,
where do you get your ideas?
595
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,566
Oh, um, well, from the world around me.
596
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:30,207
And I just love Modigliani's
597
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:31,486
- use of line.
- Modi-what?
598
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,961
- Modigliani.
- For Christ's sake, Margaret.
599
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,930
Dick writes a gossip column.
Stick to the family angle.
600
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,288
Get a gander at little
Janie over here.
601
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:43,644
What a talent!
Look at these Keanes.
602
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,326
When you cut open our veins,
we bleed oil.
603
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:55,970
Ah! A little treat!
604
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,607
The fourth member
of the Painting Keanes.
605
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,684
Lily, sweetie, how are you?
606
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,002
- I'm fine, Dad.
- Good.
607
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,970
- I lost a tooth.
- Really?
608
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,929
Did you get in a fight?
609
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,570
No, it fell out.
610
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:16,645
Well, is the tooth fairy something
I gotta deal with,
611
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,729
or did your mom already handle it?
612
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,211
She handled it.
613
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,648
Mm... Good! Good, good!
614
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,850
Janie, come.
Come, show her the kids' room.
615
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:33,086
And then you girls can join the fun.
616
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:41,165
Walter, you never told me
you had another daughter.
617
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,202
Didn't I? Sure.
Lily's from my first marriage.
618
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,600
Oh.
619
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,011
Excuse me.
620
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,889
I'm sorry, excuse me.
621
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:59,522
Walter?
May I have a word with you?
622
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,001
- What is going on in there?
- That's Lily.
623
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:10,006
- I'm sure I mentioned her.
- No, you didn't.
624
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,520
- Is she moving in?
- No!
625
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,728
Her mother's going to Vegas
for the weekend.
626
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,840
I'm supposed to have her once a month,
but I don't make her mom enforce it.
627
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,843
How could you lie
about something so big?
628
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,401
- Oh, she's a very sweet girl.
- I'm sure she is.
629
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:27,007
Well, I put up with your daughter
and never said a peep.
630
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,166
I'm gonna pretend you
didn't say that. Okay?
631
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,687
I'm sorry. Sorry.
632
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,571
Please, let's just get through this.
633
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,482
Any connoisseur
of fine art can tell you,
634
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,480
Walter Keane and Paul Gauguin
have a lot in common.
635
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:51,321
Both walked away from a career
to travel the globe.
636
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,760
Frankly, I'm...
637
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,048
I've known a lot
of famous personalities,
638
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,602
and only a certain type of creature
can live in that spotlight.
639
00:52:58,760 --> 00:52:59,807
Walter had the chops.
640
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:03,009
Margaret? Not so much.
641
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,882
- I painted that.
- Really?
642
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,445
Hm...
643
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:12,206
It's very... evocative.
644
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,122
Sensual.
645
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,001
Oh.
646
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:22,446
"MDH"?
647
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,162
You're so... mysterioso.
648
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,405
Yes. We don't use my name,
649
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,649
since people don't
take women's art seriously.
650
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,201
"MDH" are my initials.
651
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,529
And more.
I'm really interested in numerology,
652
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,331
and, as you know,
seven is a very good number.
653
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,324
- Seven?
- Mm. Luckily, my maiden name
654
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,641
is Margaret Doris Hawkins.
655
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,962
"M" is the 13th letter
of the alphabet,
656
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,730
"D" is four, "H" eight.
657
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:54,962
And if you add up one
and three of 13...
658
00:53:55,120 --> 00:54:00,411
...an orgy of color and sun...
sunshine. Excuse me.
659
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:04,645
...which makes
four plus four plus eight equals 16,
660
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,808
and then one plus six equals seven.
661
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,203
- Maggie? One second.
- Mm-hm.
662
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,841
Good grief! What are you babbling about?
Long division?
663
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,685
Could you please help the world
and shut your mouth?
664
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:22,162
The only number you want in his head
is the price.
665
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,768
Two nuts that fell from the same tree.
It's insufferable.
666
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,729
Why are we starving
while they print money?
667
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,690
Because that nut's a genius.
He sells paintings.
668
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,400
Then he sells
pictures of the paintings.
669
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,125
Then he sells postcards of pictures
of the paintings.
670
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,681
I'll bet I could bang one out
in ten minutes.
671
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:42,004
- It wouldn't have the dopey sincerity.
- Ah, the customers won't notice.
672
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,528
Christ. It's a movement.
673
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,929
Oh. Dee-Ann!
674
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,606
My God! I thought
I had the wrong address.
675
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,525
I know,
it's a really long driveway.
676
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,841
Honestly, I can't believe I live here.
677
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,162
- Whoa.
- I know.
678
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:37,042
We've got two acres,
a pool, five bedrooms.
679
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,362
Though I thought that was excessive,
680
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:43,246
since there's only
three of us here.
681
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,006
It's been so long
since I've seen you.
682
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:47,924
I know.
683
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:50,651
North Beach is 30 miles,
might as well be 300.
684
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,646
Well, you're probably busy hanging out
with all your new rich buddies.
685
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:58,521
Please. Those are Walter's friends.
He brings people by.
686
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:02,480
- The Beach Boys came by.
- Wow.
687
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:08,764
- Are you hungry?
- I'm thirsty.
688
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,163
When we moved in, I thought that
a wet bar was kind of extravagant,
689
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:16,041
but you'd be surprised
how much use you can get out of it.
690
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:21,730
- So how is Walter?
- Oh. Well, he couldn't be happier.
691
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,405
He has everything
he's ever dreamed of.
692
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,848
And so do you. Fabulous.
693
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,649
Is that your art studio?
694
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,644
Oh. No, you don't wanna go in there.
695
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,131
I wanna take a peek.
696
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:40,921
I wanna see what the workspace of
a wildly successful artist looks like.
697
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,122
No, no, no. No.
698
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,408
Dee-Ann, please do not go down there.
699
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:49,645
Look... Look, you can't go in there.
700
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,248
Walter paints here, too.
701
00:56:58,120 --> 00:56:59,565
Is Walter home now?
702
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:05,091
- What the hell's going on?
- Oh. Nothing. Um...
703
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:10,046
I just... invited Dee-Ann over
for some...
704
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:15,011
You know I don't like anyone
seeing my work before it's done!
705
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:38,207
You and your whole
non-representational crowd are frauds!
706
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,647
Shut up!
You're so full of shit, Walter!
707
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,326
Get outta my house!
Get out of my big house!
708
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:47,969
Go back to selling your coat hanger
sculptures in Fisherman's Wharf!
709
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,202
Fuck you!
710
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,646
I don't want her ever
invited here again.
711
00:57:58,320 --> 00:57:59,890
I won't.
712
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,366
- Oh, you gonna get that ball?
- Good boy. Oh!
713
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:11,684
Oh! Good boy.
All right, Janie, I'm gonna get to work.
714
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:15,009
Can I come?
No, I can never come.
715
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,447
No, I shouldn't even ask.
716
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,644
Now, how did you get in here? Hm?
717
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:40,169
Didn't you hear?
There are no visitors.
718
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,042
This is what it's come to, huh?
719
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,921
You are the only living soul
I can tell my secret to.
720
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:52,881
Well... I painted them.
721
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,691
I did.
Every single one of them.
722
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,724
Every big eye. Me.
723
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,522
And no one will
ever know but you.
724
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,886
And I'm gonna paint
another one right now.
725
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:11,251
To tick Walter off, maybe I'll paint one
about a crazy girl talking to a dog.
726
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:28,165
I had a productive day today.
727
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,285
Stumbled onto some hot gossip.
728
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:37,407
Madame Chiang Kai-shek is coming
to town, straight from Taipei.
729
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:41,762
I think we should present her
with a painting.
730
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:44,969
Get Dick to flack it.
731
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,926
Or the hell with Dick.
I met a new guy at UPI.
732
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:52,761
Maybe, uh... she'd like one
of your street scenes.
733
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:57,409
Yeah, I don't know. I thought you could
whip off a doodle of Chinatown.
734
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:01,645
With a cute little girl,
sort of a big-eyed, slanty-eyed thing.
735
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,684
No.
736
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:08,686
No, no. She is a dignitary,
and she deserves a piece
737
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,524
that comes straight from you.
738
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,444
- You think?
- Uh-huh.
739
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:15,931
Maybe you're right.
740
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:20,404
She probably doesn't have a Parisian
street scene hanging in her palace.
741
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,928
Unless Madame Chiang Kai-shek
already has a Cenic.
742
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,609
- What's that?
- A Cenic.
743
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:32,651
That's the painter that painted
all your early work.
744
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,450
It's Scenic!
745
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,921
That's my nickname in Paris!
746
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:47,209
All my art school pals
loved my scenic views so much,
747
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,720
they called me... well,
they couldn't pronounce it properly,
748
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,684
so they called me "Cenic."
749
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,724
The more you lie, the smaller you seem.
750
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:00,930
How dare you accuse me of lying!
I'm proud of my early Cenics!
751
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,605
Then why did you
paint over the name?
752
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:05,730
A piece of advice,
never use water-based over an oil.
753
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,450
It'll just fleck right off.
754
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:13,242
You sound crazy!
For God's sake, you've seen me paint!
755
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:16,724
No, I haven't.
756
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:22,646
I always thought that I had,
but it's like a mirage.
757
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:26,447
From a distance,
you look like a painter,
758
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,371
but up close there's
just not much there.
759
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:35,161
I've been to Paris!
I studied at the Beaux-Arts!
760
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,527
At the Grand Chaumiere!
761
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:41,162
I spent hours and hours in the Louvre,
762
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,283
staring at the greatness
of the masters!
763
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,090
Walter...
764
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,446
...have you even been to Paris?
765
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:04,923
I wanted...
I so wanted to become an artist.
766
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:08,004
It just never turned out so well.
767
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,127
I don't want you
sleeping here any longer.
768
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:26,444
There are three extra bedrooms
in this house. Go pick one.
769
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,329
How many more of these
are in the back?
770
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:52,802
- I don't know. Um, maybe 3,000 or so.
- Does the printer owe us more?
771
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,566
Excuse me, miss.
How much is this painting?
772
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:59,167
- Go! What do I pay you for?
- Yes, Mr. Keane.
773
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:00,651
Sorry about that...
774
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:06,521
It's not even one of mine.
It's one of hers.
775
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:18,728
This doesn't change anything.
776
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,888
- I know the truth.
- Who cares?
777
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:26,486
Maybe it's time to shake things up.
778
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:30,361
- Start putting my name on the MDHs.
- No!
779
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:33,922
Absolutely not! I already hate myself
for giving you the waifs.
780
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,761
Quiet!
Don't raise your voice!
781
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:41,970
Oh, I will talk as loud as I want.
782
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:45,841
No, you won't!
Or I'll have you whacked!
783
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:48,561
What?
784
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,849
If you tell anyone,
I'll have you taken out!
785
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:56,244
I know people. Remember Banducci's
cousin? The liquor wholesaler?
786
01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,046
Are you threatening me?
787
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,885
Fine, kill me!
788
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,651
My God, I have kept
our secret for years.
789
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,609
Never once have I...
790
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:11,249
Do you know how hard
this has been for me?
791
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:15,204
I don't have any friends.
792
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:18,569
I've lied to my own child.
793
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:25,965
Life imitating art...
a crying Keane!
794
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,248
Walter, what do you want?
795
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,491
Everything with you is calculated.
796
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:38,008
We're back where
we had our first date.
797
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:46,769
Look, I don't deny I need you.
You're the one with the gift.
798
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,331
Now, there's a shot...
799
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:53,371
Oh, God, I'm shaking I'm so excited.
800
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:56,126
The New York World's Fair.
801
01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:00,763
Seventy million visitors.
Opening day, I unveil my masterpiece!
802
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:04,601
- What masterpiece?
- Exactly!
803
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,968
What have we
been missing all this time?
804
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,681
Da Vinci has his Mona Lisa,
Renoir has his Boatmen's Lunch.
805
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:13,081
Where's my defining statement?
806
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,248
You sound insane.
807
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:18,603
An artist doesn't
just announce his masterpiece.
808
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:22,162
Why not? Didn't Michelangelo
know he was hitting a home run
809
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,368
when he was on his back
painting the Sistine Chapel?
810
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:26,966
That took him four years.
811
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,566
But here's the best part.
812
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,131
It's for UNICEF.
813
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:34,771
UNICEF sponsors the Hall of Education.
814
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:39,369
We can finally give back
to the children of the world.
815
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:45,360
Hello, everybody.
816
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:50,248
I'm Lowell Thomas, standing in front
of what will soon be
817
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:53,125
one of the wonders of the modern world.
818
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:11,530
When people ask me,
"Why did she stay?
819
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:14,047
Was it fear?
Lack of confidence?"
820
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:17,284
Margaret was trapped
in a lie that she'd helped create.
821
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,681
And now the cover-up
was worse than the crime.
822
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,926
Why did you have
to promise them Cinerama size?
823
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:29,368
Because it has to encompass
all children, all races.
824
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:33,929
Hundreds of stricken faces,
marching to infinity.
825
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,447
The ultimate Walter Keane.
826
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:40,321
A publisher says it's good timing
to put out a coffee table book.
827
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:44,371
You know, classy, Tomorrow's Masters.
828
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:48,161
They need my early portfolio,
my artistic evolution.
829
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:52,041
Yes, where are all
of your preliminary sketches? Hm?
830
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,282
All of that time
that you spent in art school,
831
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:57,284
and we seem to have waylaid
all of your youthful experiments.
832
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:01,286
All of those unfinished charcoals.
They've gotta be around here somewhere.
833
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:07,806
I know you're being sarcastic.
These are good ideas.
834
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:11,760
Berlin war orphans,
early self-portraits.
835
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:14,765
Get outta here.
I'm trying to work.
836
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:21,846
Mom! What about dinner?
837
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:25,169
Mom, are you home?
838
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,401
Mom?
839
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:16,844
Mom.
840
01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:23,484
Jane, this is Walter's studio!
You need to leave!
841
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:25,325
Mom...
842
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,409
I know.
843
01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:31,602
No, you don't know anything.
844
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:34,161
I'm not a child anymore.
845
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:37,681
Jane.
846
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,001
Jane!
847
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:58,730
Five... six pages?
848
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:02,925
Is there something here I'm missing?
He's like the Hula Hoop.
849
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,811
He just won't go away.
850
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:10,324
"Will be unveiled in the Grand Pavilion
of the Hall of Education.
851
01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:14,644
Internationally celebrated artist
has been selected.
852
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:18,247
Will represent the aspirations
of children worldwide."
853
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:20,044
This is absurd!
854
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:32,043
And who was on
the selection committee?
855
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:35,602
Oh, well, there wasn't a committee,
per se.
856
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:39,441
We just had a luncheon
with me and Ed and Jerome
857
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:40,886
and Jerome's wife.
858
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:44,249
Though, technically,
we didn't invite submissions.
859
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:47,085
Mr. Keane just contacted us directly.
860
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,048
Come on.
861
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:59,762
Wednesday the World's Fair opens,
Thursday our book goes on sale.
862
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,208
Friday I file for divorce.
863
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:05,483
Oh, why are you always so miserable?
864
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:12,249
Well, I'm going to enjoy
my afternoon.
865
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:18,327
Mrs. Teasdale, Walter Keane.
866
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:23,486
I just wanted to thank you for hosting
this absolutely enchanting soiree.
867
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:26,007
Well, you are most welcome.
868
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:30,926
Hey, Keane.
Have you seen The Times?
869
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:36,120
Honestly, I've been so busy all day
preparing for this lovely occasion.
870
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:39,523
I think you should read The Times.
871
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:08,327
How could anybody
say something so cruel?
872
01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:12,963
What do you care? It's my name
being dragged through the mud!
873
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:15,885
- Is he here?
- Uh... yes.
874
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:19,249
Which is perhaps why it's best
for everybody if you...
875
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,684
Who wrote this shit!
876
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:32,406
Mr. Keane, this is not the venue.
877
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:35,211
Perhaps you'd like to write a letter
to the editor.
878
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,362
What are you afraid of!
879
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:41,445
Just because people like my work,
that means automatically it's bad?
880
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:44,410
No, but it doesn't
make it art either.
881
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,767
Art should elevate, not pander.
882
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:49,042
Particularly in a Hall of Education.
883
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:52,488
You have no idea!
Why does someone become a critic?
884
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:56,890
- Because he cannot create!
- Oh, dear. That moldy chestnut.
885
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,041
Don't interrupt!
886
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:01,647
You don't know what it's like
to put your emotions out there,
887
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:04,644
naked for the whole world to see!
888
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:07,531
What emotions?
It's synthetic hack work.
889
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:10,331
Your masterpiece has an infinity
of Keanes,
890
01:13:10,480 --> 01:13:13,290
which makes it an infinity of kitsch.
891
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:03,130
What is wrong with
the lowest common denominator?
892
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:05,485
Huh?
893
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:09,171
That's what
this country was built on!
894
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,162
I'm gonna sue everybody.
895
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:19,727
I'm gonna sue everybody.
896
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:21,484
Everybody.
897
01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:29,485
I'm gonna sue this pansy critic.
898
01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:32,371
And sue the World's Fair.
899
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,000
And I'm gonna sue UNICEF.
900
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:43,649
I'm gonna take down UNICEF,
901
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:47,646
and all their precious little
boxes of dimes.
902
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:50,321
Ah!
903
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,161
But I can't sue you, can I?
904
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:07,163
You are the ultimate betrayal.
905
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:10,961
You failed me with that painting!
906
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:24,169
You crossed over from sentimentality
to kitsch.
907
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:26,448
Ah! Walter, stop it!
908
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:41,525
You like making me look bad?
909
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,802
You enjoy people laughing at me?
910
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:48,246
Open up!
Open up!
911
01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:51,210
Just let me in!
912
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,726
I can see you!
913
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:24,646
I'm gonna burn you out.
914
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,925
You're gonna blow up
like an atom bomb.
915
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,046
Come on!
916
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:46,881
Where are you?
917
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:03,770
I am so sorry that I was not
the mother I could have been.
918
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:07,964
I should have done this years ago.
919
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:11,283
Where are we going?
We don't even have any clothes.
920
01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:14,768
Uh... where we're going,
we don't need much.
921
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:18,166
Hawaii.
922
01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:22,049
- Really?
- Yeah.
923
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:24,971
Yes, Hawaii,
because it's paradise there.
924
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:28,846
There's... birds and flowers
and beautiful colors,
925
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:33,204
and... we're gonna make a new life
for ourselves.
926
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:37,524
Okay?
That's my girl.
927
01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:33,768
- Hello?
- Boy, you were sure hard to track down.
928
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:35,365
Thought I might never find you.
929
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:38,481
Walter...
930
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:41,086
I'm a little agitated.
931
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:45,285
I got the strangest papers
in the mail today.
932
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:49,724
It's a decree of legal separation
and I'd appreciate it if you'd sign it.
933
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:53,771
Yeah.
Aren't you acting a little rash?
934
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:57,009
Walter, I want a divorce.
935
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,162
It hurts to hear you
say these words.
936
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:01,926
I sure hate that it's come to this.
937
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:06,449
Well, I suppose I could agree
to a split,
938
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:11,686
as long as... as you assign me all the
rights to every painting ever produced.
939
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:18,247
- If that's the price.
- Really?
940
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:22,448
Okay.
941
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:25,922
Well, then we have to consider
future revenue streams.
942
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:28,686
My God, Walter,
how much more money do you need?
943
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:31,411
If you want me out of your life,
here's my terms.
944
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:36,521
You'll have to paint me 100 more waifs,
100 more Walter Keanes.
945
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:42,889
Jane?
946
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:46,288
I'm gonna go to the post office.
You wanna come?
947
01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:48,761
No, I'm gonna go
surf with the gang.
948
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:51,048
Jane, I think that your friends
are a little wild.
949
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:54,090
Loosen up, Mom.
You're impossible.
950
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:57,881
You move me all the way to Hawaii, and
then when I actually make some friends,
951
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,082
and all you do is complain about them.
952
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:02,686
Maybe you need to make some.
953
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:06,049
You know that I cannot have people
over to the house.
954
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:08,931
That's right, or else they'd see
the precious paintings.
955
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:54,488
Hello. We're visiting everyone in this
neighborhood with an important message.
956
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:57,644
We have something to share with you
about the wonderful things
957
01:20:57,800 --> 01:21:00,724
that God's kingdom
will do for mankind.
958
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:03,451
Well, from where I'm standing,
I don't see much good anywhere.
959
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:06,763
Just a lot of pride and thievery
and people treating each other poorly.
960
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:09,486
Do you know what it says
in Timothy 3:1-5?
961
01:21:10,440 --> 01:21:15,287
"In the last clays, critical times
hard to deal with will be here.
962
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:18,445
For men will be lovers of themselves."
963
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:19,801
Sounds like my ex-husband.
964
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:31,884
Um... would you like to come in?
965
01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:41,086
It says right here,
"A worshipper of Jehovah
966
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:43,004
must be honest in all things."
967
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,370
I just can't believe you
let people in the house.
968
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:49,888
It also says,
969
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:55,171
"No lies speak the truth.
Let the stealer steal no more."
970
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:03,967
Shit, this is crazy, man.
All these copies.
971
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,771
- You're like Warhol.
- No.
972
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:10,811
Warhol's like me.
That fruit fly stole my act.
973
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,930
Ah! My art supplies.
974
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:19,291
The Factory. I had a factory before
he even knew what a soup can was.
975
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:37,520
Oh, yeah.
We got a special guest today.
976
01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:40,769
A world-famous celebrity.
So let's give a big ”aloha”
977
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:42,968
to Margaret Keane.
978
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:46,203
So is it true your husband, Walter,
979
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,761
is the top-selling painter in the world?
980
01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:54,848
No, Big Lolo.
981
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:58,004
Everything you just said is false.
982
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:02,647
One, Walter and I are no longer married.
983
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:06,407
And two, he...
984
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:09,006
...is not a painter.
985
01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:16,607
But... am I mixed up? Ain't he
the guy who does the crazy eyes?
986
01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:19,808
No.
987
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:23,123
Although he has been taking credit
for it for ten years.
988
01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:29,522
I am the only painter in the family.
989
01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:52,727
Whoo!
990
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:09,847
You've got to be kidding.
991
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,650
You know what pissed me off?
992
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:14,883
Margaret gave the scoop to some
button-pushing Big Lolo. ..
993
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:16,041
Jesus!
994
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:18,680
...instead of a respected
journalist, like myself.
995
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:22,003
I knew it.
996
01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:29,849
Who would want credit?
997
01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:41,731
Margaret's gone berserk.
You gotta help me.
998
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:43,245
I need a story.
999
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:46,847
Wire story, national.
Just to calm things down.
1000
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:50,163
I don't know, Walter.
What she said is pretty inflammatory.
1001
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:53,483
But it's nuts!
Doesn't even make sense.
1002
01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:56,405
I mean, I studied art
at the Beaux-Arts in Paris.
1003
01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:59,325
She was still a little kid
in Tennessee.
1004
01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:00,720
Look.
1005
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:04,729
My early sketchings.
1006
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:10,602
Berlin orphans, 1949.
1007
01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:13,289
Why would Margaret
do something like this?
1008
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:15,761
She's unhinged.
1009
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:17,962
She left me to
move into the jungle.
1010
01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:20,691
Fell in with religious zealots!
1011
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:25,168
Jehovah's Witnesses.
1012
01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:28,847
I really don't know all that much
about them.
1013
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,526
They don't celebrate Christmas,
can't salute the flag.
1014
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:34,126
They won't even let Janie go
to the prom!
1015
01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:35,691
Oh...
1016
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:39,209
He makes me sound crazy.
1017
01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:42,609
He said that I copied him,
that he taught me how to paint.
1018
01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:47,129
"She used a slide projector to
trace my work and fill in the colors."
1019
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:50,762
- Which part of that isn't true?
- All of it.
1020
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:53,526
I feel good about myself
for the first time in years,
1021
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:56,490
and I can't let Walter
just take that away from me.
1022
01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,446
Hey, is Jehovah okay with suing?
1023
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:08,121
Seventeen million dollars.
The art world is abuzz.
1024
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:10,851
Today, at federal court, lawyers will
present their opening arguments
1025
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:14,891
in the case of Margaret Keane vs.
Walter Keane and Gannett Newspapers,
1026
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:18,044
a trial that could produce
the largest libel and slander reward
1027
01:26:18,200 --> 01:26:20,407
- in Hawaiian history.
- Step aside, please.
1028
01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:34,686
- Mr. Keane.
- Yes?
1029
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:36,126
Are you at all concerned
about the charges?
1030
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:37,805
I'm angry as hell.
1031
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:41,288
But I'm lucky I have the mighty
Gannett News company watching my back.
1032
01:26:41,440 --> 01:26:43,408
I expect this whole trial
dismissed by noon.
1033
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:47,610
My only concern is that somebody
get this woman some psychiatric help.
1034
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:49,882
- She needs it.
- All right. Excuse me, gentlemen.
1035
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:51,280
Excuse me.
Excuse me, please.
1036
01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:58,402
Margaret Keane is a public figure,
and as such, she has to prove
1037
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:02,531
that our newspapers published statements
aware of probable falsity.
1038
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:05,411
Now there's no evidence to suggest
that our editors could have known
1039
01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:06,846
these assertions were untrue.
1040
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:12,928
We would like to submit 692 articles
and interviews in which Mrs. Keane
1041
01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:17,728
credits Mr. Keane as the painter
of the so-called big-eye children.
1042
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:30,082
How many years back do these go?
1043
01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:33,210
Mrs. Keane has been making
these statements since 1958.
1044
01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:37,408
This is a very strange case.
1045
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:41,170
These paintings hang in museums
all over the world,
1046
01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:43,124
attributed to Mr. Keane.
1047
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:47,083
And regardless of the truth,
Mrs. Keane has contributed
1048
01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:49,248
immeasurably to the confusion.
1049
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:52,720
Seems impossible that Gannett's actions
1050
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:55,451
would ever meet the legal standards
for libel.
1051
01:27:55,600 --> 01:27:57,648
So the charge against them is dismissed.
1052
01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:58,961
Thank you, Your Honor.
1053
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:06,925
- Good luck, Keane.
- Good luck? Where are you going?
1054
01:28:07,080 --> 01:28:10,368
We were charged with libel.
You are charged with slander.
1055
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,802
Mr. Keane?
1056
01:28:21,960 --> 01:28:24,725
You appear to be without counsel.
1057
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:27,963
Would you like a postponement
in order to get your affairs in order?
1058
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:31,290
I've always taken care of myself.
1059
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:34,603
I don't need a bunch of rent-a-suits
to defend my good name.
1060
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:36,444
Let's proceed.
1061
01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:52,849
I'm concerned about my old pal,
Walter Keane.
1062
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,651
The Hawaiian heat
may have cooked his brain.
1063
01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:58,246
The only thing he knows
about courtrooms and lawyers
1064
01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:01,529
comes from watching Perry Mason
on television.
1065
01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:04,968
I am the sole creator of my art.
1066
01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:08,324
This is my entire life.
1067
01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:10,960
My contribution to the world.
1068
01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:15,125
Mr. Keane, I've told you, you must
ask the witness questions.
1069
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:18,880
If you're acting as your own attorney,
you cannot make statements at this time.
1070
01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:20,041
Yeah. All right.
1071
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:24,325
It's hard to keep
all these things straight.
1072
01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:31,290
Mrs. Keane, how do you expect anybody
to swallow your fantastic story?
1073
01:29:31,440 --> 01:29:32,646
Mr. Keane...
1074
01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:43,090
Mrs. Keane, you seem to be a lucid,
1075
01:29:43,320 --> 01:29:46,244
reasonably intelligent woman.
1076
01:29:46,480 --> 01:29:52,169
So how could you possibly have gone
along with a far-out scheme like that?
1077
01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:57,007
I felt forced into it.
1078
01:29:58,320 --> 01:29:59,685
You had me, um...
1079
01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:04,731
He had me dominated.
1080
01:30:06,240 --> 01:30:09,687
He would rant and rave if I didn't
give him what he wanted.
1081
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:13,965
I was afraid and I didn't see
any option, so I went along.
1082
01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:15,724
May I remind you that you're under oath?
1083
01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:21,524
I just gave in.
1084
01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:24,286
I allowed him
1085
01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:26,767
to take credit for the big eyes.
1086
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:29,446
They were a reflection of my feelings,
1087
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:32,723
and it was like losing a child.
1088
01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:34,609
But I was weak.
1089
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:40,609
I didn't think that I could leave
and support myself and my daughter.
1090
01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:45,846
And he said that nobody would buy
the paintings without his personality.
1091
01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:49,402
Maybe he was right.
1092
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:54,970
You are... very talented
at being charming.
1093
01:30:56,440 --> 01:31:00,411
And you are a genius
at sales and promotion.
1094
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:05,686
Hm! It sounds like you've
described two different men.
1095
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:06,921
Hmm.
1096
01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:09,560
One a sadistic ogre,
1097
01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:13,486
and the other one
a delightful bon vivant.
1098
01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:16,484
Well, that's you, Walter.
You're Jekyll and Hyde.
1099
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:19,291
That's an outrageous statement!
1100
01:31:19,440 --> 01:31:21,886
- I demand we strike it off the record!
- Overruled!
1101
01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:24,560
No, you were outrageous,
1102
01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:26,961
constantly criticizing me,
wearing me clown,
1103
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:30,442
saying that you would have me
knocked off if I told the truth.
1104
01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:32,489
- Well, I am telling the truth.
- Your Honor!
1105
01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:36,364
- I ask for mistrial.
- You're a liar!
1106
01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:38,602
You don't even know
what the truth is!
1107
01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:42,850
You don't even know I'm saying the truth
now, and you cannot shut me up!
1108
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:46,971
Hey, hey, hey!
This is not a domestic squabble!
1109
01:31:47,120 --> 01:31:48,360
Or maybe it is.
1110
01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:52,610
But the rest of us have no interest
in watching you two go at it.
1111
01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:58,804
I'm sorry for my emotion.
1112
01:32:00,160 --> 01:32:01,730
I'm an artist.
1113
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:04,760
Maybe.
1114
01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:09,922
Your Honor, I call as my witness
1115
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:14,085
Mr. Walter Stanley Keane.
1116
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:21,804
Do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth,
1117
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:22,961
- and nothing but the truth...
- Yes.
1118
01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:25,441
- ...so help you God?
- Yes.
1119
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:37,730
Mr. Keane, there seems
to be a lot of innuendo
1120
01:32:37,880 --> 01:32:42,841
and contradictory testimony
about the genesis of the big-eyed waifs.
1121
01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:46,607
Would you mind clarifying
to this court
1122
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:49,650
who spawned these paintings?
1123
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:56,931
Why, I created these children.
1124
01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:04,090
The choreography is not necessary.
Just sit down and testify.
1125
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:15,406
I had a wonderful life.
1126
01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:17,403
I was an artist,
1127
01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:20,803
a friend of untold celebrities.
1128
01:33:20,960 --> 01:33:23,930
Yet, when I look back at it all,
1129
01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:26,960
to define what really mattered,
1130
01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:31,802
it was that I was dedicated
to the hungry children of the world.
1131
01:33:34,680 --> 01:33:37,570
It all began in... in Berlin.
1132
01:33:37,720 --> 01:33:39,722
After World War ll.
1133
01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:42,321
The orphans...
1134
01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:44,847
...clutching the barbed wire.
1135
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:49,005
Their bodies lacerated.
1136
01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:51,162
Their fingers scrawny,
1137
01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:53,641
their eyes big.
1138
01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:59,842
- Miss Joan Crawford walked up...
- Mr. Keane. Sit down.
1139
01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:01,923
Marilyn Monroe...
1140
01:34:02,080 --> 01:34:03,889
Wayne Newton and I...
1141
01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:06,691
Jerry Lewis calls me and says,
"I want you to paint me
1142
01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:08,444
and my family in clown suits."
1143
01:34:08,600 --> 01:34:13,128
Miss Natalie Wood walked up to me
and said,
1144
01:34:13,280 --> 01:34:16,966
"This is the greatest single painting
1145
01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:19,646
I've ever seen in my entire life!"
1146
01:34:19,840 --> 01:34:21,888
- You're done!
- I'm not finished.
1147
01:34:22,040 --> 01:34:23,166
Actually, you are.
1148
01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:26,210
I cannot stomach one more wild tangent
or shaggy dog tale.
1149
01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:28,283
You're not testifying,
you're filibustering.
1150
01:34:28,440 --> 01:34:29,960
Federal courts are overburdened enough
1151
01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:32,128
without all your
docket-clogging nonsense.
1152
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:35,170
We can stay here
until we grow old and die,
1153
01:34:35,320 --> 01:34:36,960
but it's obvious that
this case boils down
1154
01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:39,481
to your word versus Mrs. Keane's word.
1155
01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:42,803
- Mistrial.
- No, it's not a mistrial!
1156
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:48,528
In my opinion, there's only one way
to clear this thing up.
1157
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:51,762
You're both going to paint.
1158
01:34:54,480 --> 01:34:58,610
All right, bring those easels down,
set them up on both sides of the bench.
1159
01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:15,205
Now, I'm not looking for a masterpiece.
I don't know much about these things.
1160
01:35:15,360 --> 01:35:19,285
I'm a jurist, not an art critic.
But is one hour enough?
1161
01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:21,130
Yes, Your Honor.
1162
01:35:24,760 --> 01:35:29,243
Okay, then. You've both been provided
with identical supplies.
1163
01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:33,928
So, without any further business,
Mrs. Keane, Mr. Keane, the court is yours.
1164
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:42,206
Mr. Keane?
1165
01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:47,010
I'm just setting the mood.
1166
01:36:48,520 --> 01:36:51,444
Waiting for the muse to strike.
1167
01:36:52,520 --> 01:36:55,126
Well, your muse has 58 minutes.
1168
01:37:23,480 --> 01:37:24,845
Ah!
1169
01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:27,128
Mr. Keane? Are you all right?
1170
01:37:27,320 --> 01:37:29,641
Oh, shit.
1171
01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:32,963
My old shoulder injury
just flared up.
1172
01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:35,885
I have, um, um... bad muscles.
1173
01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:40,523
It's... I've been taking medication
for the inflammation.
1174
01:37:41,320 --> 01:37:42,845
So...
1175
01:37:56,800 --> 01:37:58,928
I don't think I'll
be able to paint today.
1176
01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:19,971
The jury found in favor
of Margaret Keane on all points.
1177
01:38:20,160 --> 01:38:23,209
She won on charges of defamation,
emotional distress,
1178
01:38:23,360 --> 01:38:25,010
and damaged reputation.
1179
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:27,049
- Congratulations!
- Congratulations, Margaret!
1180
01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:30,841
- Thank you, thank you very much.
- Congratulations!
1181
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:32,960
Margaret, what are you going
to call the painting?
1182
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:37,849
Uh... Exhibit 224.
1183
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:42,049
Margaret, can I possibly
have your autograph?
1184
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:47,050
Two things mattered to Margaret:
her daughter and her paintings.
1185
01:38:47,200 --> 01:38:49,931
And after all the crazy turns
the story took,
1186
01:38:50,080 --> 01:38:53,004
she came out at the end
with both of them.
1186
01:38:54,305 --> 01:39:00,534
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