1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 2 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:10,202 Hey! 3 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:14,206 Shh! Shh! No, no. Just be quiet. 4 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,307 Shit. 5 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:18,577 Shit. Shit. Shit. 6 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,279 Hey! Hey! 7 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:21,780 Get the fuck back here! 8 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,116 Hey, give me that fucking camera! 9 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:38,263 Yeah, so you're watching that footage I sent? 10 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,099 Yeah, I'm looking, son, and you... 11 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:42,468 so as you probably guessed, your wife hired me to get that. 12 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:45,137 The problem is if I show it to her, she stops paying me. 13 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:47,506 So I was thinking you might want to make a counter-offer there. 14 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,541 Oh, and whatever number you come up with, 15 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:53,312 you can put 300 bucks on top for the dent you put in my car. 16 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:55,681 Well, you scratched the paint anyway. 17 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,649 You know what, if I don't hear from you by tomorrow, 18 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,585 your wife gets that file. Good-bye. 19 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:02,521 So what's the deal now? 20 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,523 Ah, probably nothing. Just this woman thinks 21 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:07,326 her son is missing. 22 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,393 He hasn't been to class in a week. 23 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:10,229 He won't answer her calls. 24 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:12,764 He's probably passed out in a pile of beer cans. 25 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,167 In which case we're gonna take the kid on a road trip 26 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:16,635 and rack up some expenses, 'cause we're getting 27 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,203 1,000 bucks a day on this one. 28 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:21,607 Turn left up here. 29 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,675 Your button cam's working? 30 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:26,512 Yeah, it's working. 31 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:31,850 This is it? 32 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:34,820 Yeah. 33 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:37,689 It doesn't look like anyone's home. 34 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,525 She couldn't give you a key? 35 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,793 She doesn't have one. She said the lock 36 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,328 on the back window's busted, 37 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,630 so maybe we can get in that way. 38 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,498 And the cops haven't been here? 39 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,567 No, the cops don't give a shit about some college kid 40 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:49,935 who's missing for a couple days. 41 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,540 Here. 42 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:04,683 Is there someone in there? 43 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,886 Here. Come on, give me the cam. 44 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,897 There's nothing there. 45 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,667 It sure as fuck sounded like there's something there. 46 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,535 It's an old house. 47 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,970 Besides, if there is somebody in there, 48 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:28,707 I'm gonna want to talk to 'em. 49 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,909 Here. 50 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:53,565 You all right? 51 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,968 Just great. Ow. 52 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:58,237 You okay? 53 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,289 Huh. 54 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:52,758 - Um... - What? 55 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,426 You know what? Stay in here, okay? 56 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,528 I'm gonna go check the rest of this apartment 57 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,563 and make sure no one else is in here, okay? 58 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:00,832 You got your gun? Yeah. 59 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,502 All right, good. Just... just, um, 60 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,871 pull anything relevant onto that drive. Okay? 61 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,639 And record everything. 62 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,074 That was part of the deal. She likes me to do that. 63 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:10,909 Well, you took my camera. 64 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:15,414 Oh. Then... 65 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,316 All right, so I'll be right back. 66 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:18,984 Just, um... just, I don't know, 67 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,552 see what's on that computer, okay? 68 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:21,853 If it's encrypted, we can take it home. 69 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,355 If not, just pull what you can. 70 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:25,424 Got it. 71 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:53,452 Show her tits! 72 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,518 I found a new one. 73 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:30,088 It's third or fourth generation from the quality. 74 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,691 I got it from some guy down in little Armenia 75 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:35,026 with a pawn shop. 76 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,928 He is definitely not the type of guy you usually see 77 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,631 on here trading with us, but I think he's somebody 78 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,700 who's worth checking in on again. 79 00:06:56,482 --> 00:07:00,152 Okay. That's fucking weird. 80 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:04,790 Most of his collection, I would say, 81 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,758 was snuff and cp, but he had at least one 82 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,727 that was the real thing. 83 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,429 I don't even think he knew what it was. 84 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,831 Anyway... 85 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:30,175 A little bit of redness, some irritation, 86 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,644 but it looks okay. How's it working? 87 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:35,146 It's good. Yeah, I can see, 88 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:36,581 but what about my other eye? 89 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:40,252 - Follow. - Okay. 90 00:08:40,254 --> 00:08:42,787 You can't see anything out of your biological eye? 91 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,723 No. 92 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:49,561 Okay. How about now? 93 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,263 Yeah. I mean, it's a little better. 94 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:53,698 It's just kind of blurry and shadowy. 95 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,801 Yeah. All right. 96 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:58,837 Well, because your prosthesis is attached directly 97 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,739 to your visual cortex, 98 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:03,241 you real eye's essentially battling with your camera eye 99 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,143 to give you input right now. 100 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,912 So when your brain gets used to having that chip in there, 101 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,246 you should start to see more and more 102 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,781 out of your uninjured eye again. 103 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,817 Until then, you might see some glitches. 104 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,753 What do you mean by glitches? 105 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,254 Well, this is just being tested now. 106 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:19,758 Eye injuries like yours are quite rare. 107 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,060 So that's why we've installed a recording chip 108 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,896 into the eye itself so we can test the data it's receiving. 109 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,831 Right. Yeah, about that. 110 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:29,167 - Yes? - Oh, my God. 111 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,203 So if I want private time, what do I do? 112 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:35,040 How do I turn this off? Well, you can't. 113 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,908 But that's just for this trial period. 114 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,644 You can't expect the KPG corporation to just 115 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:43,615 give you this implant and not expect to test its data. 116 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,083 Of course not. 117 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,218 So you guys are gonna sit around and watch me take shits? 118 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,722 I'd say that's a fair compromise, Mr. Middleton. 119 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,357 You can read a newspaper during, or something. 120 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,925 Mmhmm. 121 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,227 So make an appointment for next week. 122 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,662 We'll see how it's working. 123 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,264 Call me if you have any concerns. 124 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,799 All right. Thank you. 125 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,646 What the hell? 126 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,069 All right, man. All right. 127 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,371 You sure you gonna be okay, bud? 128 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:40,905 Yeah, dude, I'm good. I'm good. 129 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,207 Give me a shout if you need anything. 130 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,275 See ya. 131 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,409 What the fuck? 132 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,879 Where'd I put that controller? 133 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:01,152 All righty, then. 134 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,857 What the... 135 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,897 okay. 136 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,859 What the fuck? Hello? 137 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:49,467 Hello? Oh, come on. 138 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:52,771 What the fuck is this shit? 139 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,888 Oh, shit. 140 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,090 Jesus! Fuck! 141 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:19,831 Oh, shit. 142 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,472 Yeah. Yeah, I can tell the difference 143 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:31,309 between a burst of light and a fucking bloody person, okay? 144 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,979 I don't know, you tell me. You're the doctor. 145 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,183 Look, I'm coming in there tomorrow, and you're gonna fix 146 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:41,085 this fucking thing, and that's that, okay? 147 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:45,056 Fine. All right, thank you. 148 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,028 Hello? 149 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,497 Is somebody down there? 150 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,334 Seriously, don't fuck with me. 151 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,469 Oh, God damn it. 152 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,873 Hello? 153 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,378 Shit! 154 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:48,286 Oh, fuck. 155 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:51,022 What the fuck? 156 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,271 Hello? 157 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,539 Shit! Uh, okay! 158 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,309 I'm good. Thank you, you can go. 159 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,678 Oh, shit! 160 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:18,316 Oh, fuck! 161 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:32,063 Oh, my God. 162 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,717 God damn it. 163 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,328 Oh, shit. 164 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:45,770 Oh, shit. 165 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:02,153 Hey, are you in there? 166 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:06,724 Look, I can see you through the peephole. 167 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,160 Weren't you at the doctor's office yesterday? 168 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,362 Yeah. 169 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,499 Okay, so what's the deal? Are you following me? 170 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:19,570 I'm not following you. Look, just open the door. 171 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,306 All right, listen, I don't mean to be rude, 172 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,741 but it's kind of weird, you know? 173 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,743 Look, are you seeing weird stuff? 174 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,479 Like people who look dead? 175 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,749 You should really open the door. 176 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,691 Thank you. I'm Clarissa. 177 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,628 Yeah, come on in. 178 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,564 - Nice place, man. - Thanks. 179 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,366 Do you have any beer? 180 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,401 I do. Yes. 181 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,770 What about painkillers? Did the doctor give you any? 182 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,306 No, I'm not actually in any pain. 183 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,308 I'll just take a beer then. 184 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,545 Look, Clarissa, I'm actually on my way out of here. 185 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,146 Dude, you're not gonna get anywhere 186 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,614 if you don't hear what I have to say. 187 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,317 Just give me a beer, get one for yourself. 188 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,387 You're gonna need it. 189 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,656 Right. 190 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,567 - Thanks. - Sure. 191 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,403 I was born deaf. 192 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,438 When I was 16, my parents put me up 193 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,241 for a new cochlear implant. 194 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,877 It worked, obviously. 195 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,512 But I began to be able to pick up 196 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:38,182 certain frequencies in my environments. 197 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,785 What happened to your eye anyway? 198 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:46,190 I was in a, um... in a car accident. 199 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:49,427 So who's the little girl? 200 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,761 What little girl? 201 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,563 There's a little girl here. 202 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:57,368 I heard her crying when I came in. 203 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,637 But you know... 204 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:03,674 I don't hear her now. 205 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,310 Some people never hear them or see them. 206 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,312 Maybe once in their entire lives, 207 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,248 if they're open to it. 208 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:15,620 So when you can sense them, they know. 209 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,156 They can tell. 210 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:22,727 That's why I wanted to find you. To warn you. 211 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:26,197 Warn me about what? 212 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,366 Yeah. 213 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,834 The more you interact with them, 214 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,571 the more they can touch you, 215 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:37,341 hurt you, stuff. 216 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,277 Well, tomorrow I'm gonna get this fuckin' thing 217 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,512 taken out of my head, and that'll be that, right? 218 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,247 Don't be so sure. 219 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,350 Have you ever done anything bad to anybody? 220 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,519 Look, if you get the implant taken out, 221 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,521 they're still gonna be there. 222 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,890 You're just not gonna be able to see them. 223 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,893 I don't know, maybe that's better. 224 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:59,330 Well, I guess. Oh, shit! 225 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,265 Um, I don't want to alarm you right now, 226 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,601 but there's a fucking creepy dude standing right behind you. 227 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,270 I know. I can hear him. 228 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,607 - Do you know him or something? - He was my Uncle. 229 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,243 Oh, of course, right. I mean... 230 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,979 well, I didn't mean to call him creepy, but I mean... 231 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,747 he wasn't a nice person. 232 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:20,685 Okay... 233 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,287 Listen, I know how to make him go away. 234 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,922 Just focus on me. Okay. 235 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,924 Oh! 236 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:31,362 Oh, shit. 237 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:35,499 No, don't look at him, look at me. 238 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:53,684 Oh, shit. 239 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,972 All right, you scientist assholes, 240 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,974 I want a copy of that footage. 241 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,809 Like, I want you to put it on a disc or something, 242 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,978 but don't watch it. 243 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,815 Just get it to me, okay? 244 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:27,551 All right. 245 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:34,992 Oh, fuck. 246 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:40,765 Oh, God damn it. 247 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:45,403 Clarissa... Is that you? 248 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:48,539 Hey. 249 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:51,008 Oh, shit! 250 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,582 Hey. 251 00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,319 Oh, God. 252 00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:06,924 Oh, shit. 253 00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:17,401 What the fuck? 254 00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:26,577 Clarissa, give me your hand! 255 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,646 Fuck. 256 00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,785 I got you. I got you. 257 00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:44,121 Oh, fuck! 258 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,834 Oh...Oh...Oh...Oh... 259 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:05,776 All right. 260 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:09,747 You're coming out of here, you fucker. 261 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:15,085 Eww...Oh, I can't look at this shit. 262 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:18,689 Oh, God. 263 00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:22,159 Okay. 264 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:59,263 Oh, shit! 265 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:26,023 Larry. Larry! 266 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,228 Hey, keep your voice down. What? 267 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,696 What's wrong? Nothing. 268 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,899 I just watched something really weird. 269 00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:37,768 It couldn't have been real, so... 270 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:41,138 okay. Is there anything on that computer? 271 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:42,773 I'm cloning his hard drive now. 272 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:44,241 It shouldn't take too long. 273 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:47,578 Here, look at this. 274 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,747 Tape is the final link for me. 275 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:53,918 I know a lot of you have posted that it only affects you 276 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,853 if you play it in a correct sequence. 277 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:59,723 But I've been experimenting on... 278 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:02,560 Is this the kid? 279 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:04,562 Yeah, that's him. 280 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:06,163 I found some notebooks in his room. 281 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:08,098 Kind of like journals. Mostly just nonsense, though. 282 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:12,069 I'm going through them right now. 283 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,971 Why don't you, like, keep looking at these tapes? 284 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:16,206 Kid's a collector. I don't know. Who knows? 285 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,008 Maybe there's something relevant on them. 286 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:21,278 Oh. Um... Okay. 287 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,180 We're all just electromagnetic energy, 288 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,616 then these analog tapes capturing images 289 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:26,984 of the supernatural, 290 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,286 they can affect our cerebral cortex. 291 00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:33,223 They... they... 292 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,896 Hey, babe. 293 00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:14,732 Don't "hey, babe" me, Mike Sullivan. 294 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,133 We're supposed to be having breakfast. 295 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,102 Yeah, but it's a beautiful day. 296 00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:19,937 I just want to take the bike out for a spin. 297 00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:22,206 I wanted you to take me for a spin. 298 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:25,142 You know, you ride that bike more than you ride me. 299 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:28,979 Yeah, but you know the bike is just a physical thing, babe. 300 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,181 Mm-hmm. 301 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:34,284 Now, tell me you love me. 302 00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:36,353 I love you. 303 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:39,256 Okay, good enough. Be safe, babe. 304 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:43,160 All right, bye. 305 00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:13,157 Help me! Please! 306 00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:14,892 - Are you okay? - My boyfriend! 307 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:16,427 You have to help my boyfriend! 308 00:28:16,429 --> 00:28:19,029 Aah! I'm getting help. 309 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:23,701 No, please! Help Dan! 310 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:26,036 Oh, God! 311 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:29,006 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, stay with me. 312 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:32,409 Shit! Fuck! 313 00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:34,344 God. 314 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:42,753 Who's there? 315 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:48,125 The police are right behind me, so you better run. 316 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,360 I got a big fucking stick! 317 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:56,066 What the fuck? 318 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,438 Hey, hey, come on, we got to go! 319 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,141 Whoa! Aah! 320 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,844 Aah! Get off! 321 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:19,757 Die, you fucking bitch! You fucking bitch! 322 00:29:59,898 --> 00:30:02,399 Help. Help! 323 00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:17,848 Unh! 324 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:32,289 Honey, you sure you know where you're going? 325 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,523 This does not look like a trail. 326 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:36,593 Of course I know where I'm going. 327 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:38,428 Trust me. How can you tell? 328 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:42,633 - Well, it used to be a trail. - There's no trail here. 329 00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:44,534 This doesn't look familiar to you at all? 330 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:46,403 No, not whatsoever. 331 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,472 I mean it's pretty, I'll give you that much. 332 00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:50,540 Holy shit. 333 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:53,343 Oh, my God. 334 00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:01,952 Is he... 335 00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:03,987 I think so. 336 00:32:03,989 --> 00:32:08,659 It looks like he's been bit by something. 337 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:12,095 Will you check his pulse, just to be sure? 338 00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:16,433 Nothing. 339 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,302 My God, I mean, what could have done this? 340 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:21,004 I don't know. I don't know. 341 00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:23,173 An animal? Yes, hello. 342 00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:25,676 We found someone. He's, like, covered in blood, 343 00:32:25,678 --> 00:32:28,545 and there's no pulse. 344 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:31,148 We're on the bike trails and... 345 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:32,649 I mean, it looks like he's been bit by something. 346 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:37,154 It's a bite, right? That would be my guess. 347 00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:38,422 What state park is this? I don't remember. 348 00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:40,023 This is gold stone state park. 349 00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:42,559 Yeah, we're at gold stone state park. 350 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:45,162 But I'm not sure, exactly, where we are here. 351 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:47,331 It's the... the trail off of highway one. 352 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:50,968 Yeah, on the trails off of highway one. 353 00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:53,203 Okay. They're sending somebody? 354 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:55,672 They're gonna send... connect us with a park ranger. 355 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:58,642 Okay. Holy shit. 356 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:03,714 God. 357 00:33:03,716 --> 00:33:06,550 - Wait a minute. - Honey, what are you doing? 358 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:09,720 - I think I heard a noise. - What kind of noise? 359 00:33:09,722 --> 00:33:12,489 I don't know. It's like he said something. 360 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,025 Hey...Hey. Hey! 361 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:16,593 - Hey! - Hey! Hey! No! 362 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:18,695 Get off me! Get off me, man! 363 00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:23,600 Get off of him! Stop it! Stop! 364 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:25,268 Get off him! Aah! 365 00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:27,404 No! Get off! 366 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:29,006 No! Stop it! Get off! 367 00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:32,009 Aah! Oh, my God! 368 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:13,170 Happy Birthday! 369 00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:15,238 Happy Birthday, Bianca. 370 00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:21,945 All right, honey. 371 00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:26,483 Aah! 372 00:36:33,758 --> 00:36:35,926 Go! Go! 373 00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:43,900 Hey! 374 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:46,703 Aah! 375 00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,282 Get in the car. Get in the car. Let's go. 376 00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:02,319 Hurry, hurry, hurry. Faster, faster. 377 00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:04,254 Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry, hurry, hurry. 378 00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:07,257 Get in. Get in! Get in! 379 00:37:09,595 --> 00:37:13,363 Come on, man. Yeah! 380 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:16,933 Aah! No! No! 381 00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:19,869 Oh, shit! 382 00:38:50,027 --> 00:38:54,064 Hi. Hi. 383 00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:56,666 Hi! Hello? 384 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,602 Mike? Mike, Mike, Mike. 385 00:38:59,604 --> 00:39:04,107 Are you okay? 386 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:08,411 You butt-dialed me, goofball. 387 00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:10,880 Oh, well, I love you, baby. 388 00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:14,017 Can't wait for you to get home. Bye. 389 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:18,915 Hey, how's it going in here? 390 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:21,451 Hey. 391 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:33,096 Sorry. I must've fallen asleep. 392 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:35,698 Oh, my God. 393 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:39,669 Your nose is bleeding. Don't tilt your head back. 394 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:42,071 It'll just go down your throat. 395 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:44,607 This one of your migraines? Mm... 396 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:47,477 Mmhmm. Are your pills in your purse? 397 00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:50,580 Yeah. 398 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,153 They're not in here. 399 00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:59,189 Could you have left them at your apartment? 400 00:40:59,191 --> 00:41:02,992 Maybe. I don't know. I... 401 00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:04,828 all right, so what do you want me to do? 402 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,563 We passed a drugstore on the way here. 403 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:10,800 I could go back, get you some aspirin or something. 404 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:14,170 Yeah. I don't feel like moving. 405 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:18,475 All right, well, I feel kind of weird leaving you... 406 00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:21,144 just go. 407 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:25,248 Okay. I'll be right back. 408 00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:58,515 Malik, I'm getting audio, but no visual. 409 00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:01,217 Check the connection. Wait, wait, wait. 410 00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:02,752 Okay, how 'bout now? 411 00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:06,256 That's... okay, we're good. 412 00:42:06,258 --> 00:42:08,625 - We're good? - We're good. 413 00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:12,962 All right. Let me see. 414 00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:14,764 All right, perfect. Now switch to Lena-cam. 415 00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:16,266 All right. 416 00:42:16,268 --> 00:42:18,568 Do you see me, gents? 417 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:20,937 Crystal clear. Adam? 418 00:42:20,939 --> 00:42:22,906 Can you tell? 419 00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:24,941 No. From here, not a thing. 420 00:42:24,943 --> 00:42:28,144 But if I zoom in... 421 00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:32,749 The top button, Adam. Well? 422 00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:36,219 Let's just say you really have to be looking for it. 423 00:45:25,255 --> 00:45:27,323 Yo, Adam. 424 00:45:27,325 --> 00:45:29,892 Would you pass me the spy cam? Where? 425 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:31,394 In my bag. In the front. 426 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:34,931 - Sure. - Thanks, man. 427 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,507 Here, heads up. 428 00:45:44,509 --> 00:45:48,111 You're a fucking dick, you know that? 429 00:45:55,452 --> 00:45:58,521 Okay, guys? 430 00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:33,489 Hi, Lydia. Oh... 431 00:46:47,938 --> 00:46:50,006 Yeah, all right. 432 00:46:54,444 --> 00:46:58,514 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 433 00:46:58,516 --> 00:47:02,151 Wait. 434 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:06,489 Hey, Lena, you want to upsize that thing? 435 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:12,061 No, this is creepy, man. I don't want to wear this. 436 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:16,265 Hey, Joni, this belongs to you, man. 437 00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:18,868 Joni, Adam, come here. 438 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:21,003 Coming, coming, coming. 439 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,945 Joni, not too bright. 440 00:48:08,018 --> 00:48:10,987 Adam. 441 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:44,186 Hey, we're not the only one filming, guys. 442 00:48:51,495 --> 00:48:53,562 Yeah. 443 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:11,280 Okay. 444 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:14,483 Dude, can you speed things up? 445 00:49:17,321 --> 00:49:19,355 - Don't forget his. Go. - Cool. 446 00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:23,292 Dude, there's blood on the mic. 447 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,456 You okay? 448 00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:04,300 Lena, you okay? 449 00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:06,135 Just start without me. 450 00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:08,270 - You sure? - Yeah. 451 00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:14,210 Yeah, um... 452 00:50:14,212 --> 00:50:16,779 Hey, you know what? Sorry. 453 00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:20,216 You want me to go check on Lena? 454 00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:23,285 Just to make sure she's fine. 455 00:51:47,504 --> 00:51:52,108 Hey, Lena. You okay? 456 00:51:52,110 --> 00:51:54,743 Lena, what's wrong? 457 00:51:57,681 --> 00:52:01,517 Yo. Hey, Lena. What happened? 458 00:53:01,611 --> 00:53:05,347 Um...Malik? 459 00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:08,784 - Seriously? - My bad. 460 00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:09,885 I thought I charged it yesterday. 461 00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:12,755 Man... All right, I got this. 462 00:53:45,855 --> 00:53:49,258 Batteries, batteries. 463 00:53:54,532 --> 00:53:57,766 It's been over a day, Adam. 464 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:02,571 Listen, I need to know whether 465 00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:04,640 it's going to be me or you telling Malik. 466 00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:07,710 We owe it to him. 467 00:54:07,712 --> 00:54:11,947 Are you even sure it's mine? 468 00:54:11,949 --> 00:54:14,917 - Malik and I haven't... - haven't what? 469 00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:18,988 It's been a while. 470 00:54:18,990 --> 00:54:21,624 Fuck! He's my fucking... 471 00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:22,891 he's my fucking best friend. 472 00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:25,594 And he's my fiance. 473 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:27,896 Adam, I am pregnant... 474 00:54:27,898 --> 00:54:29,598 And you're the father. 475 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,301 Just cover your fucking camera. 476 00:54:34,905 --> 00:54:39,775 Do you think I wanted this to happen? 477 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:42,978 Hey, hey, come on, come on. Listen. 478 00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:48,417 We can go see someone, fix this, no one's hurt. 479 00:54:48,419 --> 00:54:51,954 - What the fuck? - What? What? 480 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:54,857 Fuck you! I don't need you. 481 00:54:54,859 --> 00:54:56,759 I'll tell Malik myself. 482 00:54:56,761 --> 00:55:00,296 And whether or not I keep this, and whether or not he walks, 483 00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:01,964 I still don't fucking need you! 484 00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:04,033 What? 485 00:55:04,035 --> 00:55:06,502 You heard me. 486 00:55:06,504 --> 00:55:09,605 Fine. Decision made. 487 00:55:09,607 --> 00:55:12,775 Fuck me, fuck you, fuck him. 488 00:55:12,777 --> 00:55:15,511 God damn it. 489 00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:16,725 Oh, shit! Jesus! 490 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:31,139 What the fuck? 491 00:58:34,545 --> 00:58:37,179 Fuck it! 492 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,240 What the fuck? 493 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:07,910 Sir, what the fuck? Sir... 494 00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:09,845 wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. 495 00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:12,114 Hold on, man. Oh, no. What? 496 01:00:52,949 --> 01:00:56,151 Hey! Stop! Stop! 497 01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:01,089 Oh, fuck. Fuck! 498 01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:41,463 Amen. 499 01:01:45,803 --> 01:01:48,336 No, no, no, no! 500 01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:49,471 Hey! 501 01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:52,174 Fuck! 502 01:02:14,130 --> 01:02:16,198 Holy shit! 503 01:02:50,501 --> 01:02:53,502 - Oh, fuck! - Help me! 504 01:02:53,504 --> 01:02:56,772 Shit! 505 01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:07,983 Adam, run. Go find her! 506 01:03:14,490 --> 01:03:17,926 Go! 507 01:03:17,928 --> 01:03:20,529 I'm sorry, man. 508 01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:36,411 Whoa. What... 509 01:03:36,413 --> 01:03:39,948 the fuck. 510 01:03:39,950 --> 01:03:43,285 Oh, shit. 511 01:04:07,376 --> 01:04:08,977 Fuck! 512 01:05:42,705 --> 01:05:45,073 Oh, fuck! 513 01:06:02,091 --> 01:06:04,426 - Lena! - Adam! 514 01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:07,729 Fuck you, bitch! 515 01:06:40,062 --> 01:06:41,262 Fuck. 516 01:06:43,467 --> 01:06:46,134 Lena, calm down. I'm here, I'm here. 517 01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:48,403 Come on. Aah! Aah! 518 01:06:48,405 --> 01:06:50,438 Get it the fuck out of me! 519 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:54,142 Get it...Out of me! Aah! 520 01:06:57,646 --> 01:07:01,082 Oh... 521 01:07:04,021 --> 01:07:06,454 Oh, shit. 522 01:07:28,611 --> 01:07:31,112 What the... 523 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,674 Joni! 524 01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:02,610 Oh, fuck! 525 01:08:02,612 --> 01:08:05,680 No! Joni! 526 01:08:19,296 --> 01:08:23,364 Oh, Jesus! 527 01:08:27,504 --> 01:08:30,672 Get the fuck... go! 528 01:08:35,544 --> 01:08:38,413 Oh, fuck! 529 01:08:38,415 --> 01:08:40,381 Oh! 530 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,707 Oh, shit! 531 01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:58,459 Fuck. 532 01:10:01,397 --> 01:10:04,265 Oh, fuck. 533 01:10:04,267 --> 01:10:07,368 Come on! God, help me! Come on! 534 01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:09,904 Oh, shit! 535 01:10:09,906 --> 01:10:12,240 Oh, fuck! 536 01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:14,309 Fuck! Fuck! 537 01:10:18,847 --> 01:10:22,584 Fuck! 538 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:13,001 Fuck. 539 01:11:13,003 --> 01:11:16,871 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 540 01:11:19,476 --> 01:11:21,943 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 541 01:11:48,771 --> 01:11:52,073 Papa. 542 01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:31,045 Hey, baby, so I got you both aspirin and ibuprofen, 543 01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:33,981 because I figured... 544 01:12:38,854 --> 01:12:41,856 oh, no. 545 01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:43,591 Help! 546 01:12:43,593 --> 01:12:47,995 Somebody help me! 547 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,768 Why did you do this? 548 01:13:48,991 --> 01:13:50,625 Come taste the flesh 549 01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:53,127 of our slaughtered beast, earth creature. 550 01:13:53,129 --> 01:13:56,063 Yeah, so we can eat your body and collect your skin suit. 551 01:13:56,065 --> 01:13:59,600 Aha! You fell for our trap, earth fool. 552 01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:01,903 Now you will be our delicious murder. 553 01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:04,138 Quick, put him in my digestive container 554 01:14:04,140 --> 01:14:06,641 so I can feed off of his life juice. 555 01:14:06,643 --> 01:14:07,942 What the fuck? 556 01:14:07,944 --> 01:14:10,178 Put that dog down, rattlebox. 557 01:14:10,180 --> 01:14:12,914 You keep feeding him raw hot dogs, he's gonna get sick. 558 01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:14,749 I don't want to be the one pulling tapeworms 559 01:14:14,751 --> 01:14:16,751 our of our dog's behind. 560 01:14:16,753 --> 01:14:18,786 Oh, tank. Ass worms. 561 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:20,521 - Are you guys filming this? - Affirmative. 562 01:14:20,523 --> 01:14:23,024 Good. Then we got it on tape you got your chores. 563 01:14:23,026 --> 01:14:24,625 - What about Jenn? - No. 564 01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:26,527 She's got an exam to study for, 565 01:14:26,529 --> 01:14:28,496 and I want you two to leave her alone. 566 01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:31,132 You know in 20 minutes, Zack's gonna roll up in here, right? 567 01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:33,835 Guys, look after tank. 568 01:14:33,837 --> 01:14:35,036 Okay? 569 01:14:35,038 --> 01:14:37,772 Your mother loves you. 570 01:14:39,508 --> 01:14:44,946 Good job, tank. 571 01:14:44,948 --> 01:14:48,115 Good buddy. 572 01:14:56,593 --> 01:14:58,526 - Right on time. - Where's Jenn? 573 01:14:58,528 --> 01:14:59,694 - She's in her room studying. - What? I can't hear you. 574 01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:01,262 She's in her fucking room. 575 01:15:01,264 --> 01:15:02,964 I can't fuckin' hear over this radio. 576 01:15:02,966 --> 01:15:04,198 What the hell? 577 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,000 - You say she was in her room? - Yeah. 578 01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:08,903 Oh, perfect. 579 01:15:08,905 --> 01:15:11,706 What the fuck, Gary? 580 01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:14,742 What the hell took you guys so long? 581 01:15:14,744 --> 01:15:16,577 We fuckin' lost our baseball game. 582 01:15:16,579 --> 01:15:18,513 - 'Cause you guys suck. - You suck. 583 01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:19,614 So what's up for today? 584 01:15:19,616 --> 01:15:21,849 Oh, yeah. 585 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:24,118 We got some shit planned. 586 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,287 My sister and all her friends are out back. Let's go. 587 01:15:26,289 --> 01:15:28,022 Let's make it rain! 588 01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:30,024 - Your sister's friend hot? - Yes. 589 01:15:32,896 --> 01:15:35,129 Hey, who wants some of daddy's beer? 590 01:15:36,599 --> 01:15:39,000 Your sister's gonna be so pissed. 591 01:15:39,002 --> 01:15:40,701 Yeah, she's probably gonna shit out her vag. 592 01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:42,203 Gross. 593 01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:44,872 Hey, Randy, are you ready to get your sister wet? 594 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,941 Fuck off, dude. Don't film my dick. 595 01:15:51,179 --> 01:15:55,316 Ready, aim, fire! 596 01:15:55,318 --> 01:15:57,919 Oh, my God! 597 01:15:57,921 --> 01:15:59,654 Oh, my God! Yeah! 598 01:15:59,656 --> 01:16:02,590 - Get drenched! - Oh! Seriously! 599 01:16:02,592 --> 01:16:04,725 Get out of here! Go, you fucking twerps! 600 01:16:04,727 --> 01:16:06,794 Fuckers! 601 01:16:10,332 --> 01:16:12,900 I'm gonna break your backs, you little shits! 602 01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:15,269 Take my hot love, loverboy. 603 01:16:15,271 --> 01:16:18,739 Oh, fuck! Fuck! 604 01:16:18,741 --> 01:16:20,942 Son of a bitches! Stop! 605 01:16:23,313 --> 01:16:25,646 Fuck you! Aah! Hilarious! 606 01:16:25,648 --> 01:16:27,949 - See you tomorrow. - Get the fuck back here! 607 01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:30,184 Get me out of this fucking cage! 608 01:16:30,186 --> 01:16:31,986 See you later, biatch. 609 01:16:31,988 --> 01:16:36,857 Whoa! Come back here, you bitch! 610 01:16:52,641 --> 01:16:55,109 Holy shit, your sister's hot. 611 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,311 Fuck off, so is your mom. 612 01:16:57,313 --> 01:16:59,814 Danny, what are you doing? 613 01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:02,750 Are they actually doing it? 614 01:17:02,752 --> 01:17:06,120 They are, I bet you. 615 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:07,989 Holy crap, they are doing it. 616 01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:10,191 Let's ruin their fuckin' party. 617 01:17:10,193 --> 01:17:11,759 All right, hit it. 618 01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:16,297 Yeah! 619 01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:18,633 Yeah! 620 01:17:21,704 --> 01:17:23,304 Get out, Randy! 621 01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:25,973 Babies making babies! Babies making babies! 622 01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:29,377 Oh, fuck! Get out, Randy! Get out! 623 01:17:29,379 --> 01:17:31,979 - Babies making babies! - Gary! 624 01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:39,420 - Whoa. - That is it! 625 01:17:39,422 --> 01:17:42,089 I'm gonna fucking rip your dicks off! 626 01:17:42,091 --> 01:17:43,991 Turn off the light! 627 01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:47,228 - Go, go, go! - Get back here! 628 01:17:49,732 --> 01:17:51,165 Oh, my God, that was so lame. 629 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:53,768 Turn off the light, turn off the light. 630 01:17:53,770 --> 01:17:55,403 I tasted your piss, 631 01:17:55,405 --> 01:17:58,806 now I'm gonna taste your fucking blood! 632 01:17:58,808 --> 01:18:00,875 Do you guys see that? 633 01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:03,110 What the fuck is that? 634 01:18:03,112 --> 01:18:05,246 I don't know. It kinda looks like a gravity... 635 01:18:05,248 --> 01:18:08,382 give me that fucking camera! 636 01:18:08,384 --> 01:18:09,884 Let him the fuck go, you piece of shit! 637 01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:11,318 Are you fucking kidding me, Randy? 638 01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,254 You want to fight right now? Fuck off, Randy! 639 01:18:13,256 --> 01:18:14,955 Why are you such an asshole? I didn't have a shirt on! 640 01:18:14,957 --> 01:18:15,956 Calm down, it's not even a big deal. 641 01:18:15,958 --> 01:18:17,725 Are you serious? 642 01:18:17,727 --> 01:18:19,460 You were supposed to be studying, not slam hogging. 643 01:18:19,462 --> 01:18:21,195 Oh, shut it, Gary, and if I can't fucking erase this film, 644 01:18:21,197 --> 01:18:22,697 I'm gonna fucking smash this camera. 645 01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:23,931 You're bunch of fucking faggots. 646 01:18:23,933 --> 01:18:24,932 You can suck my dick. 647 01:18:24,934 --> 01:18:28,736 I don't want to! 648 01:18:28,738 --> 01:18:31,338 Put it down. Put it back. 649 01:18:31,340 --> 01:18:32,707 This is it. I fucking got you now, 650 01:18:32,709 --> 01:18:34,475 you piece of shit. 651 01:18:34,477 --> 01:18:36,077 What the fuck? What is it? 652 01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:38,112 What's he doing? Oh, fuck! 653 01:18:38,114 --> 01:18:39,747 He's fucking spankin' it. He's what? 654 01:18:39,749 --> 01:18:41,282 - He's stretching his dick. - Oh, my God. 655 01:18:41,284 --> 01:18:43,050 - He's jerking off. - Oh, God. 656 01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:44,485 - This is it. - That's disgusting. 657 01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:46,353 No, this is it, Jenn. This is it. 658 01:18:46,355 --> 01:18:48,422 This is how we get that fucker back. 659 01:18:48,424 --> 01:18:53,427 Stay still, tank. Is this how they do it? 660 01:18:53,429 --> 01:18:55,262 Yeah, yeah, I think... I think it's good. 661 01:18:55,264 --> 01:18:56,764 Just, we got to get in there 662 01:18:56,766 --> 01:18:58,499 before he lubes up that sleeping bag. 663 01:18:58,501 --> 01:19:00,201 So disgusting. 664 01:19:00,203 --> 01:19:01,335 Come on, it's good. Let's just do this. 665 01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:02,837 Come on. Okay. 666 01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:05,439 Help me get him down. 667 01:19:05,441 --> 01:19:07,908 Go see Randy. 668 01:19:16,518 --> 01:19:19,820 Tank, go, get out of here. 669 01:19:19,822 --> 01:19:21,422 Oh, fuck! Tank, come back! 670 01:19:23,226 --> 01:19:25,993 Well, if it isn't Randy handy the fucking hand job. 671 01:19:25,995 --> 01:19:27,995 Caught you sticky-handed, you little come-dick. 672 01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:30,131 - "Come-dick." - Jenn, you'll ruin my life. 673 01:19:30,133 --> 01:19:32,366 Please give me the camera. Yeah, right. 674 01:19:32,368 --> 01:19:34,201 I'm putting this all over the Internet. 675 01:19:34,203 --> 01:19:36,137 - What's going on in here? - Oh, nothing. 676 01:19:36,139 --> 01:19:38,372 We just caught your friend milking his dick in here. 677 01:19:38,374 --> 01:19:40,141 You were coming while we were sleeping? 678 01:19:40,143 --> 01:19:44,545 Fuck you and fuck you! 679 01:19:49,050 --> 01:19:52,419 - Holy shit. - What was that? 680 01:19:52,421 --> 01:19:55,523 What's going on? 681 01:19:55,525 --> 01:19:58,793 There's someone at your door. 682 01:20:02,365 --> 01:20:04,532 Where does your dad keep his gun? 683 01:20:04,534 --> 01:20:06,267 In the closet. 684 01:20:06,269 --> 01:20:09,003 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 685 01:20:09,005 --> 01:20:11,138 Please tell me this is you guys. 686 01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,207 - No, it's fucking not. - Shh! 687 01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:15,176 Yeah, there's some people in front of our house. 688 01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:17,578 They just cut the power. 689 01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:21,949 Highway 103, 1967. Okay, hurry. 690 01:20:21,951 --> 01:20:24,485 Stop playing around! 691 01:20:24,487 --> 01:20:26,987 Show your faces before I blow 'em off! 692 01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:30,357 Zack! 693 01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:32,960 Zack! Shit! 694 01:20:32,962 --> 01:20:36,063 Give me that strobe light, Gary. Zack! 695 01:20:36,065 --> 01:20:37,865 Oh, God. Oh, God. 696 01:20:37,867 --> 01:20:39,934 I think I want to go home. 697 01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:42,603 - Did you guys hear that? - Yeah, I do. 698 01:20:42,605 --> 01:20:45,005 Jenn, did you hear that? 699 01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:46,540 Hear what? 700 01:20:52,114 --> 01:20:54,515 Gary! 701 01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:57,551 Gary! 702 01:21:04,459 --> 01:21:07,027 Aah! Aah! 703 01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:11,632 Help! Help me! 704 01:21:13,536 --> 01:21:16,637 Jenn, help! Help! Jenn, help! 705 01:21:19,408 --> 01:21:21,909 Help, Jenn, help! 706 01:21:21,911 --> 01:21:24,411 Help! Help! 707 01:21:28,550 --> 01:21:31,485 Gary! Gary! 708 01:21:35,558 --> 01:21:38,592 - Do you see him? - I can't see anything. 709 01:21:38,594 --> 01:21:42,296 Come here, tank. 710 01:21:42,298 --> 01:21:45,232 Hey, boy. Oh, good boy. 711 01:21:45,234 --> 01:21:46,533 Randy, help me. 712 01:21:46,535 --> 01:21:49,470 I think I need to go to the hospital. 713 01:21:49,472 --> 01:21:51,205 Listen, you're fine. Just don't look at it. 714 01:21:51,207 --> 01:21:53,407 - Okay. - Come on, tank. 715 01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:55,175 - You need to carry tank. - Come on. 716 01:21:55,177 --> 01:21:57,478 Come on, dog! 717 01:21:57,480 --> 01:22:01,048 Gary! 718 01:22:01,050 --> 01:22:03,117 Holt shit, Gary! 719 01:22:03,119 --> 01:22:05,552 Holy shit! Come on. Come on, bud. 720 01:22:05,554 --> 01:22:07,655 Randy, help me get him on the dock. 721 01:22:07,657 --> 01:22:12,092 Come on. Help me. 722 01:22:12,094 --> 01:22:14,094 Come on. Come on, Randy. 723 01:22:14,096 --> 01:22:16,130 Help him out. 724 01:22:16,132 --> 01:22:18,966 You got him? Lift his legs. 725 01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:21,669 - Pull! - Shit. Shit! 726 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:26,307 Is he okay? 727 01:22:26,309 --> 01:22:27,708 I don't know. He's not breathing. 728 01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:29,343 - Shit. - Shit. 729 01:22:29,345 --> 01:22:31,011 I don't think he's fucking breathing. 730 01:22:31,013 --> 01:22:33,280 Come on, Gary, wake up. What do I do? 731 01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:36,183 - CPR! CPR! - How? How? How? How? 732 01:22:36,185 --> 01:22:38,485 Tilt his head back and pump his chest. 733 01:22:38,487 --> 01:22:40,287 Come on, bud. 734 01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:41,522 - Breathe in his mouth. - Come on, bud. 735 01:22:41,524 --> 01:22:44,725 Hurry up! 736 01:22:44,727 --> 01:22:47,661 - Come on, Gary! - Oh, shit! 737 01:22:47,663 --> 01:22:50,364 Hurry, hurry, hurry! Come on! Come on, bud! 738 01:22:50,366 --> 01:22:52,466 - Put your mouth on his mouth. - Come on, Gary! 739 01:22:56,638 --> 01:22:58,005 Jesus Christ! 740 01:22:58,007 --> 01:23:00,074 Come on, Gary! 741 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:08,382 Come on, Gary! Get up! 742 01:23:08,384 --> 01:23:10,551 Go! Go! 743 01:23:16,057 --> 01:23:20,260 Run! Go! Run! Go! 744 01:23:21,530 --> 01:23:23,130 Come here, boy! 745 01:23:23,132 --> 01:23:25,699 Tank, hurry! Hurry! Tank! 746 01:23:25,701 --> 01:23:29,136 Go, go, go, go! Right behind you. 747 01:23:29,138 --> 01:23:31,772 Okay, tank. Come here, tank. Come here. 748 01:23:31,774 --> 01:23:34,174 Gary, are you okay? Are you okay? 749 01:23:34,176 --> 01:23:35,642 Talk to me. 750 01:23:35,644 --> 01:23:38,379 What are those things? 751 01:23:38,381 --> 01:23:41,081 I don't know. I don't know. 752 01:23:41,083 --> 01:23:43,650 Shh. 753 01:24:06,274 --> 01:24:08,509 Shh! 754 01:24:08,511 --> 01:24:11,545 Oh, shit! Get down. 755 01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:14,214 Get down. Get down. 756 01:24:20,222 --> 01:24:22,823 Oh, thank fuck! The cops are here. 757 01:24:25,494 --> 01:24:27,561 - Go, go! - Shit! 758 01:24:30,433 --> 01:24:33,100 We're over here! We're over here! 759 01:24:33,102 --> 01:24:34,835 We're over here! 760 01:24:38,541 --> 01:24:41,708 Where the fuck did they go? 761 01:24:41,710 --> 01:24:44,211 What do we do? 762 01:24:44,213 --> 01:24:47,481 - No! Wait! - What the fuck? 763 01:24:58,693 --> 01:25:01,795 Tank, tank. 764 01:25:01,797 --> 01:25:04,431 Buddy, are you okay? Are you okay? 765 01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:06,233 Everything's gonna be okay, buddy. 766 01:25:06,235 --> 01:25:10,871 Randy! Randy! 767 01:25:10,873 --> 01:25:14,374 Randy, please! Gary, stay close to... 768 01:25:19,348 --> 01:25:22,616 Run! Run! 769 01:25:22,618 --> 01:25:25,319 Run, Gary! 770 01:25:25,321 --> 01:25:28,355 Come on, Gary. Hurry! Run! 771 01:25:30,658 --> 01:25:33,760 Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. 772 01:25:41,837 --> 01:25:46,507 You okay, Gary? Are you okay? 773 01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:48,609 - I'm scared. - I know. 774 01:25:48,611 --> 01:25:50,444 It's gonna be okay. 775 01:25:50,446 --> 01:25:52,212 Aah! Get up the ladder. 776 01:25:52,214 --> 01:25:54,681 Here, I'll give you tank. Get up the ladder. 777 01:25:54,683 --> 01:25:57,618 Take him. Come on, tank. 778 01:25:57,620 --> 01:25:59,920 Aah, Gary! Oh, my God! 779 01:26:04,593 --> 01:26:06,260 Jenn! 780 01:26:29,884 --> 01:26:33,754 Aah! Aah! Help! Help! 781 01:26:33,756 --> 01:26:38,258 Tank, don't let go of me! 782 01:27:20,368 --> 01:27:22,803 In other words, I think I'm ready. 783 01:27:22,805 --> 01:27:25,539 I know a lot of you know my mother, 784 01:27:25,541 --> 01:27:27,908 and I just wanted to make sure that you guys know 785 01:27:27,910 --> 01:27:30,844 that she supports my decision. 786 01:27:30,846 --> 01:27:33,981 Okay, now, it's time for me... 787 01:27:33,983 --> 01:27:39,786 To make a tape for myself. 788 01:27:39,788 --> 01:27:41,855 Thanks for watching. 789 01:28:39,981 --> 01:28:42,049 Baby? 790 01:28:54,395 --> 01:28:56,797 Unh! 790 01:28:57,305 --> 01:29:03,580 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org