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(SAXOPHONE PLAYING)

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Robyn?

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Will you marry me?

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Yeah.

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(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)

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I want to make
love to you tonight.

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MAN: Don't be scared, Murch!

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I just thought we had
a connection back there.

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JULIAN:
<i>We are doing what we must</i>

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to build a school where we
can really teach excellence.

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And that's really
what I wanted to do.

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Who was that pop-tart?

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Shelby, it's over.

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Oops.

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(SCREAMING)

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I am a pimp,

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so my future looks mighty
bright, thank you very much.

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(LAUGHING)

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HARPER: <i>A long, long,</i>
<i>long time ago,</i>

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<i>Mia slept with your best man.</i>

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LANCE: <i>I could've</i>
<i>killed you last night.</i>

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I still could right now.

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HARPER: <i>It wouldn't</i>
<i>change anything.</i>

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You can hate me forever, man.

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But not Mia.

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She loves you so much.

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<i>Man, you're staring</i>
<i>your ideal woman in the face.</i>

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<i>You two are made</i>
<i>for each other.</i>

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Daddy's on! Daddy's on!

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MAN: (ON TV) <i>Let's go down to the
field and start with Pam Oliver.</i>

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<i>Wow, Lance,</i>
<i>another 100-plus yards.</i>

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<i>That all-time</i>
<i>record is in your sights.</i>

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LANCE: <i>Yeah, it's nice,</i>
<i>but the win is better.</i>

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<i>How much pressure do you feel
to perform at a high level?</i>

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<i>I love football, but it's my job.
It's not life or death.</i>

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<i>I just continue to do my best with
what God gave me, that's all.</i>

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PAM: <i>Congratulations. Appreciate it.</i>
LANCE: <i>Thanks a lot.</i>

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<i>All right, y'all?</i>

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PAM: <i>And back to you</i>
<i>guys in the studio.</i>

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(EKG BEEPING)

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(FAINT HEARTBEAT)

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(SIGHS)

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Baby's still breech.

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This one is determined to come
out feet or buttocks first.

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Everything looks
okay though, right, Doc?

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Mmm-hmm. But we need to
schedule a C-section.

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It's just safer.

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There goes my <i>Sports
Illustrated</i> swimsuit cover.

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Airbrush.

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You're due...
BOTH: New Year's Eve.

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Right.

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Great way to celebrate.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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And you're still working?

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Yeah, she's on her
feet a lot, so...

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Is there cause for concern?

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Not really,
but given your history,

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I'd err on the side of caution.

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You're not saying
bed rest, right?

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Look, if that's
what it takes, then...

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Nothing like that.

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Just, if you can, see if you can
take your maternity leave now.

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It's nesting time.

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Look, it's been
a long journey, you guys.

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We are almost there.

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(BURPS)

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HARPER: Oh.

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It's the baby.

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Oh, hey. Um.

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We got another
invitation from Mia.

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I guess she really
wants us there.

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Maybe we should go.

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Oh, so now you're
interested in going, huh?

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It's not my first choice for a holiday
weekend, but it might be fun.

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Especially for you.

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You've been so
preoccupied with your book.

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Yeah.

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It'd be good for you
to be with your friends.

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Yeah.

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Might be a cause
for celebration.

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Well, let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

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Never that.
Always the pessimist.

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Well, that's why
I married an optimist.

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(CHUCKLES)

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STAN: I can't sell this.

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What? Why not?

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Well, because nobody's buying it.
And I've tried everybody.

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And I mean nothing.

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All right, well,
can we self-publish?

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Harper, I don't even think
your loyal fans want this.

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If they even know you're alive.

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You don't even tweet,
for Christ's sakes.

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Come on, Stan,
you know I hate that shit.

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Harper, people have the attention
span for 140 characters,

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not 140 characters.

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Look. You're only as
good as your last book.

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And that was a mild hit back
when Obama was first elected.

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Senator Obama.

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We need another one of these.

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Months on the <i>New York Times</i>
bestseller list. Months! Look.

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"It's groundbreaking.
Sexy, funny, smart."

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And not just
"black people" smart.

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You set a very
high bar here, Harper.

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Look at that guy.
Vibrant, handsome, hair.

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What happened to him?

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NYU just laid me off.

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Jesus Henry Christ.

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When it rains, it pours.

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Yeah.

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I haven't told Robyn yet.
Why not?

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Was there a scandal?

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Was it a young, nubile...

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Shit.

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It's too bad. Sex sells.

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Seen this?
<i>Don't Hate, Emulate.</i>

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I tell you, these housewives,
they're like a gold mine.

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(CAT YOWLING)

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(SIGHS)

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Harpy, I've been in
this business a long time.

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That novel is not the game
changer that you need.

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What am I going to do?

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You know what you need to do.

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Oh. Stan, no.

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Yes.
I will not.

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Harper, it is the time and now.

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Lance Sullivan.
Your friend, Lance Sullivan.

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One of the most popular,
scandal-free athletes of all time.

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He's heroic, he's charismatic.

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And he's retiring.

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I know.
Ka-ching!

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You get him to commit to you
being the author of his bio,

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you're gonna get an advance like that!
A big advance.

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Stan, things haven't been the
same between Lance and me

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since I first wrote
<i>Unfinished Business.</i>

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And besides, I don't even know
if biography is my thing.

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Fuck your thing!
This is a check!

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Exploit your friend
for capital gain!

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This is America!

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(BELL CHIMING)

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MAN: Merry Christmas!

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(ANSWERING MACHINE)
<i>Hi. This is Robyn. Leave me a message!</i>

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(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)

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JORDAN: <i>Diversity?</i>

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Diversity? Michael, are you
even watching the network?

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What do you think
I'm fighting for 24/7?

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Listen, I don't care
who you call.

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You can call Jesse,
you can call Barack,

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you can call Jesus Christ.

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But I'm gonna
tell you right now,

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that it just doesn't work
for our programming.

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Thank you, Michael.
(CHUCKLES)

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Ugh!
Ooh!

153
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Hate to be on the other side
of that phone call.

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(CHUCKLES) Well,
you know your people.

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So the hermit emerges.

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To what do I owe the pleasure?

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Hey, what's happening, girl?

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How are you?
Good to see you.

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Gosh, you too.

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You look great.
So do you.

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Um...

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I was just in the neighborhood,

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strategizing with my peeps.

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Ah. The latest Harper Stewart
masterpiece. (CHUCKLES)

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So when's the debut?

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In due time. In due time.

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Well, you better hurry up,
because your fans are waiting.

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It's been like, what,
three years now?

169
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No, it's been like two.

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Really?
Yeah. Two and a half.

171
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No, I think it's more like three.
Anyway.

172
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Anyway.

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So, how's Robyn?

174
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Oh. She's good.

175
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That baby's coming soon, huh?

176
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Yeah.

177
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I really wanted to get
you something, but...

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A bunch of places.
Don't worry about it.

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Where did you get all these?

180
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Oh, that's from the documentary
I did on Reginald Foster.

181
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,734
Oh. The black billionaire.
Yeah.

182
00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,769
He was a very
reluctant subject.

183
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Really?
Yeah.

184
00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,673
Then how did you get
him to agree to do it?

185
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,742
Oh, you know, Harper,
I never take no for an answer.

186
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If the front door is closed,
I go around the back.

187
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WOMAN: (ON INTERCOM)
<i>Jordan, I have Brian here.</i>

188
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He's here?

189
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,218
Is that a work thing,
because I can...

190
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,153
No, you're fine.
BRIAN: Hey, J.

191
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,221
JORDAN: Hi.
Am I interrupting?

192
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,923
Uh. Not at all.

193
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:25,790
Lisa said you
were with a friend.

194
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Yeah.

195
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,126
How are you?

196
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,928
Brian McDonald.
Harper Stewart.

197
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:30,996
All right.

198
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,263
Yeah. "Harp."

199
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,099
Sure. Harp, of course.
The writer.

200
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,967
Jordan's told me all about you.

201
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,802
Oh. Ha! Oh!

202
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,872
Okay. Good to meet you.
You guys are friends from work?

203
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,040
You guys work together?

204
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,708
(CLEARS THROAT)
No, Brian's my boyfriend.

205
00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,110
(CHUCKLES)

206
00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,412
Oh!
Yeah.

207
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,848
Oh! Oh! This Brian. Okay.

208
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,017
Because I thought you meant the one...
No. Right, Brian.

209
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,785
Brian Mc... McDougal.

210
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,920
McDonald.
McDonald. Yeah, B-Mac.

211
00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,088
B-Mac?
B-Mac?

212
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,657
Yes. That's what
she calls you.

213
00:10:58,659 --> 00:10:59,824
Is that right?
JORDAN: No.

214
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Harper!
HARPER: Yeah, it's really cute.

215
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,728
So it's good to
finally meet you, Brian.

216
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,163
She will not stop.

217
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,098
She won't stop
talking about you.

218
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,400
Seriously, she won't stop.

219
00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:09,367
I guess that's
nice to hear, right?

220
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,869
Yeah. Yeah.

221
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,270
(JORDAN CHUCKLING)

222
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:16,274
BRIAN: Listen, I'm sorry, but I
got to bail on dinner tonight.

223
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,909
The boss is all up my ass.

224
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,678
No, no. It's totally fine.
I get it.

225
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,379
You didn't have to walk all
the way here to tell me that.

226
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,914
You could've called,

227
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,849
you could've emailed,
you could've sent a text.

228
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,152
Yeah, but the damnedest thing,
none of my devices were working.

229
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,720
So I figured I should just come

230
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,155
and deliver
the message in person.

231
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,690
(JORDAN CHUCKLING)
Oh, hey.

232
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,258
I changed my flight.

233
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,959
So I can come
with you to Mia's.

234
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,227
Oh. Great.

235
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,729
But what about Vermont?

236
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,365
If it's important to you,
it's important to me.

237
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,833
You guys want me
to wait outside?

238
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,168
Shut up, Harper.

239
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,903
Don't worry about it.
I got to get out of here.

240
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,038
I only stopped by for a second.
All right, baby.

241
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,440
Mmm.

242
00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:50,742
(JORDAN GIGGLES)

243
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,343
I'll talk to you later.
Bye.

244
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,712
Nice to meet you.
Absolutely.

245
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:54,879
I guess I'll see
you this weekend?

246
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:55,980
Hope so.
Okay.

247
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,151
Brian McDonald.

248
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,888
"I like to ski in
Vermont with my devices."

249
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,790
I hate you so much.
Get out of my office.

250
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,826
"I like dating
chocolate girls."

251
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,794
JULIAN: The very last thing
has got me so excited.

252
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,130
With smart boards in
each of the classrooms,

253
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,265
our teachers compete
with anybody in the country.

254
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,135
Julian, you don't have to sell me.
Your school is extraordinary.

255
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,070
Well, that's because
of donations,

256
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,439
from long-time contributors
like yourself, Elliot.

257
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:25,977
And that's what makes
this even more difficult.

258
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,378
Oh. How do you mean?
Well,

259
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,181
your director of admissions,
Candace Sparks.

260
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,850
Mmm-hmm.
She's your wife?

261
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,451
Yes, she kept her maiden name.

262
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:38,056
And how did you meet again?

263
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,125
(STAMMERS)

264
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,094
I'm sorry. What?

265
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,063
Yeah, no,
I'll be right back! Yep!

266
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,499
Hey, how are you?
It's nice to see you.

267
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:49,901
To see everybody.

268
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,472
1997?

269
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,241
'97, what the...

270
00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,344
Oh, my God, look at...

271
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,847
Candace? No.

272
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,850
God, Candace.

273
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,786
Hi, Mr. Murch.
(YELLS)

274
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:08,853
Hey!

275
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,889
Hi. Say hi to your mom for me.

276
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:11,823
For me.

277
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,059
No, babe.

278
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,529
Oh, God!

279
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,368
Boy, pull your pants up!

280
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,503
No, no, no, don't!

281
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:27,839
Oh, my God!

282
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:31,810
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me!

283
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,045
Oh!

284
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,916
(ROBYN MOANING)

285
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,489
Oh. That feels so good.

286
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,358
Oh! Don't stop.

287
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,394
I think I'm gonna
keep you, Mr. Stewart.

288
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,564
You promise?

289
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,867
Oh. Honey.

290
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,335
I'm sorry things didn't pan out

291
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,537
the way you wanted
with your book,

292
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,307
but the next
great idea will come.

293
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,408
I know it.

294
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:08,379
Stan thinks I should do
a biography on Lance.

295
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,114
Really?
Yeah.

296
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,584
That's interesting.

297
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,555
So you think I should?

298
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,227
MAN: <i>That is another big-time
carry for Lance Sullivan.</i>

299
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,158
(SIGHS)

300
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,316
(SIGHS)

301
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,429
(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)

302
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,516
Oh, my God. Wow.

303
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,552
Looks like we're
the first to arrive.

304
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,021
Baby, come on now,
you look amazing.

305
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,023
I look like a cow.

306
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,691
You don't look like a cow.
Now, come on.

307
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,661
Sorry, I'm just
a little pregnant.

308
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,529
You look beautiful.

309
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,665
Look, I know you're nervous.

310
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,067
I'm not nervous. Just...

311
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:46,170
Let's not mention my epic
failure of a book to anyone.

312
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:50,508
Honey, nobody here
is gonna judge you.

313
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,590
(SCOFFS) You don't know my
friends very well, do you?

314
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,180
Come on, get in here!
Hey, now.

315
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,782
ROBYN: It's been too long.

316
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,250
MIA: You look beautiful.

317
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,486
Thank you so much, Mia.

318
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,254
Hey, stranger.
Merry Christmas.

319
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,223
How you doing?

320
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,025
Perfect.
Yeah? Good.

321
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,027
This is just perfect.

322
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:11,095
Come.

323
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:13,531
Children, come say hello.

324
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,166
HARPER: Hey, you all.
ROBYN: Hey.

325
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,268
LJ. Look how
big you all got.

326
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:21,606
Yes, it's good to see
you again, Mr. Harper.

327
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,574
Ms. Robyn.
Hi.

328
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,077
You don't have to be that formal with us.
It's just Harper and Robyn.

329
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,312
Or Uncle Harp,
or Auntie Rob-Rob, or...

330
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,051
You don't have to
call us that though.

331
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,286
Yeah, no, don't.
That's weird.

332
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,387
Here, let me take your bags.

333
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,321
Can I take your coats?

334
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,689
Oh. How nice.

335
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,691
Okay, this is off.
What a beautiful dress.

336
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,660
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

337
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,262
So polite.

338
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,463
Do you have a baby in there?

339
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,198
Yes, I do.

340
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,833
It's still baking though.

341
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,602
And look over here,
you must be July.

342
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,804
No? Let me guess. Summer?

343
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,306
August.
August.

344
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,475
My bad. (LAUGHS)

345
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,778
Dap it up. There we go.
High-five. Pound it out.

346
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,382
He knows who you are.

347
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,583
Oh, look who's here.

348
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,452
August Wilson is
an American legend,

349
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,153
and a big inspiration
to this cat.

350
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,522
And I hope to one
day be on his level.

351
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,157
Oh, yeah?

352
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,225
You got a long way to go.

353
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,598
Your pops, always clowning me.
Just like in college.

354
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,233
The old days.

355
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:25,536
Hey there, gorgeous.
Hey.

356
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,205
So good to see you.

357
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,308
There is nothing more beautiful
than a woman with child.

358
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,375
Is it a boy or a girl?

359
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:36,247
Yeah, we're just hoping for
a healthy baby. This time.

360
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,849
Harper.

361
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,651
We just wanted it
to be a surprise.

362
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,853
Oh. Well,
Harp's good for that.

363
00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:43,821
(LAUGHING)

364
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,760
ROBYN:
Gingerbread house-making,

365
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,597
black and white dinner,
talent show,

366
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,866
ooh, spa day!

367
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:58,903
Story-telling, service day,
church, gift-exchange,

368
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:02,573
and box seats at
the record-breaking game!

369
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,475
Damn!

370
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,377
And both of their
families are coming, too.

371
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,478
Oh, word?

372
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,348
That's perfect.

373
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,415
Why is that perfect?

374
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:17,155
Oh, you know, it's Christmas
time, family, friends,

375
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,423
lots of stories,
that kind of thing.

376
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,325
And a lot of work for Mia.

377
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,793
Oh, please, are you kidding me?

378
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,262
She lives for
this kind of a thing.

379
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,297
Well, I don't think Lance does.

380
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,399
He was giving you a hard time.

381
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,402
Oh, no, he was just
messing with me.

382
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,770
If you say so.
Yeah.

383
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,407
Have you thought any more
about pursuing his bio?

384
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:40,611
His bio...
No, no, not really.

385
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,580
I think that's for the best.

386
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:46,184
You guys should just concentrate
on being friends again.

387
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,685
Yeah, absolutely.

388
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,823
Let me ask you something.
Does Mia look thin to you?

389
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,893
Really?

390
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,795
You're asking
the pregnant fatty

391
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,497
if another woman
that you slept with

392
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,199
looks skinny?
Shh. Shh.

393
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,934
Don't shush me.
I'm not shushing you.

394
00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:04,769
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Oh.

395
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,537
More guests.

396
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,638
Please excuse me.

397
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,807
(GIGGLING)

398
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,709
Girls, slow down, please!

399
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:13,878
Baby.

400
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,446
Mmm.

401
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,850
We wish we had as powerful
a lobby as they do.

402
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,686
Yeah, but they're
organized and we're not.

403
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,488
If they can get
the word "homo" banned,

404
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:27,491
we should be able to get "nigga" banned.
Seriously.

405
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,327
Harp, my nigga!
What's up, man?

406
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,828
Merry Christmas!

407
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,465
Robyn! Oh, my God!
Girl, you look so good!

408
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,967
And your titties are huge!

409
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:37,768
ROBYN: Girl,
they won't stop growing.

410
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,571
Fellas, fellas, fellas.

411
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,306
Where you been hiding, slim?

412
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,642
I've been around,
you know, writing.

413
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,011
What's up with you
and brand management?

414
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,614
I don't know why
these white folks pay me,

415
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,464
to tell them what black
people are thinking.

416
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:52,450
Man, I'm light-skinned.

417
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,951
(LAUGHING)

418
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:58,422
I mean, I love him, but we are
definitely outside the bubble.

419
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,658
But whatever, I can live the
lush life for a few days,

420
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,461
get freaky with my man!
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

421
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,730
And don't worry, I will
definitely drink enough for two.

422
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,031
Hello!

423
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,701
Make that enough for three.

424
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,270
Oh, God, no.

425
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,537
Shelby.

426
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:14,505
Hi, Lancie!

427
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,508
Where's the kids?

428
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,477
They're running around here somewhere.
Okay.

429
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,911
Kennedy, go play.
Go, go.

430
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,913
Let me take your coat, Shel.
Thank you, of course.

431
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,015
CANDACE:
Do you see that coat?

432
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,549
I'm calling PETA.

433
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:28,686
That bitch just killed
15 animals this morning.

434
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,988
Julian. You're looking well.

435
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,723
Hmm.
Prada?

436
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:33,991
<i>Nada.</i>

437
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,893
Why has she got to be
up in Julian's face?

438
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,362
Harper,

439
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:40,765
(SIGHS) I heard you had writer's block.
(CHUCKLES)

440
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:42,566
Hi.

441
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,935
Don't.

442
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:48,439
What? I won't bite,
this time.

443
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,074
Merry Christmas.
Come on, sands.

444
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:52,910
Let's go. Let's go.

445
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,647
Man, that bitch is crazy.

446
00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,450
But she is fine as hell.

447
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,552
I so dodged a bullet.

448
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,454
Okay.
Right?

449
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,790
I mean, that could have...
A shot to the head.

450
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,024
Are you all good on drinks?

451
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,559
Hey!

452
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,961
Big L, Big L, hanging
up the cleats, huh?

453
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:14,398
What's next for you? Broadcast
booth, coaching, business venture?

454
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,733
Damn, nigga,
are you writing a book?

455
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:16,934
That's a good idea.

456
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:20,104
No. Hey, come on,
you know... A book!

457
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,373
Non-fiction
is not my thing.

458
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,675
Besides, you could get any
biographer you wanted, right?

459
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,344
Yeah, but that
doesn't interest me.

460
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,912
People only know what
I want them to know.

461
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,915
Well, that's what they do.
You can't blame them, you're a star.

462
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,117
Well, everybody's
got a job to do.

463
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,819
As long as we stick to
football, we're straight.

464
00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,020
JORDAN: Hello, hello!

465
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,488
ALL: Hey!

466
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,956
Merry Christmas!

467
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,358
Thanks for coming.

468
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,526
Robyn, stop it.

469
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:46,030
I'm just saying, Jordan's good
people, you should get to know her.

470
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:46,958
What's to know?

471
00:22:46,984 --> 00:22:50,935
She's career-obsessed and
lives on her BlackBerry.

472
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:54,705
True, but she's not some ideal
from a piece of fiction.

473
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,006
Julian.
Brian. Nice to meet you.

474
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:57,508
Good to see you again, Harper.

475
00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:00,544
Now, her man, on the
other hand, is iconic.

476
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,848
Mmm. If I went that way,
that's what I'd get.

477
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:06,484
A tall, vanilla swagger latte.

478
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,053
(INHALES)
I like, I like, I like.

479
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,121
What did...

480
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:11,722
Hi, baby!

481
00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:14,925
Busted!

482
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,632
What's wrong with you, man?

483
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,868
Not now, Quentin.
Not now.

484
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,704
No, dude, you've
been tripping all night.

485
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,105
Don't...

486
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:30,040
Come here. Come here!

487
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:32,176
JORDAN: Hey, Candace!

488
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,544
You look gorgeous.

489
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,513
Thank you, girl.
Thank you so much.

490
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,448
Hi.
Hi, Robyn. How are you?

491
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,983
Hi, Jordan.

492
00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,451
How's it going in there?

493
00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:44,655
It's going good, no complaints.

494
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,657
That is going to be a big baby.

495
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,058
(LAUGHING)

496
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,098
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

497
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,106
I mean, beautiful baby.

498
00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:08,779
MIA: Everyone?

499
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,182
I can't tell you
how good it is to have

500
00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:13,517
all of us under
the same roof again.

501
00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:14,819
And Brian, welcome.

502
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,554
Thank you for having me.

503
00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:18,756
I wish it could be
for the whole weekend.

504
00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:20,691
Oh. Where are
you guys headed?

505
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,126
Oh. It's just him.

506
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,227
Oh.

507
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,129
My family's got
a place up in Vermont,

508
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,231
so we always get together
this time of year.

509
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,567
Ski, hang out by the
fireplace, stuff like that.

510
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:34,772
Yeah, the snow and I just don't
really get along, do we?

511
00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:35,673
Could have fooled me.

512
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,742
Ah!

513
00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:43,614
And Brian and I are going to
Hawaii the day after Christmas.

514
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:46,116
Oh, you have to stay at the Four
Seasons in Maui. Honeymoon suite.

515
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:48,085
And which honeymoon was that?

516
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,520
My next one.

517
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:53,624
CANDACE: So, Lance, y'all making
the playoffs this year or what?

518
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,960
Yeah, that Atlanta
D is pretty tough.

519
00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:58,562
It is tough, but we will
definitely make the playoffs.

520
00:24:58,564 --> 00:24:59,730
CANDACE: Okay, all right.

521
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:00,931
And what about
that rushing record?

522
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,868
Really? We're gonna talk
about football all night?

523
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:06,136
Oh. I am so sorry, Shelby.

524
00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:08,606
Please, fill us all
in on the scintillating

525
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,608
world of mudslinging
housewives.

526
00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:12,610
Candace.
SHELBY: "Scintillating."

527
00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:14,211
Mmm. Such a big word.

528
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:17,915
Just like the TV show.
Mmm-hmm.

529
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:18,877
One hundred seventy-six.

530
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:22,786
Yards for the record.
Right, Lance?

531
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:27,291
Right, yeah, 176.
Right.

532
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,260
You remember your
first pro yards?

533
00:25:30,796 --> 00:25:34,665
Why don't you hop on that broom
and fly back out the window?

534
00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:38,068
Quentin!

535
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:39,803
So, Murch,
how's the fundraising going?

536
00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:42,172
Oh, uh...

537
00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:45,276
We ran into a snag
this week. (CLEARS THROAT)

538
00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:46,911
Really?
Mmm-hmm.

539
00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:48,279
Is it Elliot?

540
00:25:48,281 --> 00:25:50,114
Yeah, he's not
contributing this year.

541
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,016
Elliot Gibson,
the philanthropist?

542
00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:53,817
Isn't he a bit
of a morality nut?

543
00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:57,688
Yeah! Yeah, that's him.

544
00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,623
My God.
Did he say why?

545
00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:02,226
To hell with him, man!
We got you.

546
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,161
What's his usual contribution?

547
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,196
Two million.
Oh, hell no.

548
00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:10,167
Murch, if you need anything,
just let me know.

549
00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,236
No, no, no!
You sure about that?

550
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,672
You guys have done
more than enough.

551
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:16,574
Thanks. I can handle this.

552
00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:21,612
MIA: Listen, I have
a fabulous weekend planned.

553
00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,714
And after dessert,
it's pajama time!

554
00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:25,316
You know I like to sleep naked.

555
00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:26,558
ROBYN: Oh, God.
JORDAN: Quentin.

556
00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:29,353
So, about those yards, Lance.

557
00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:30,988
You remember your first...

558
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:34,124
I'm sorry, can I trouble you
for the bathroom?

559
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,193
Of course.
Lance, could you?

560
00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:37,328
Yeah.

561
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:43,701
Mmm mmm mmm.

562
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:48,105
Look at her.
That waddle brings back nightmares.

563
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,641
All of you men need to do your
wives a favor and get snipped.

564
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:51,709
Jesus.

565
00:26:52,243 --> 00:26:53,277
You too, Robin Thicke.

566
00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:56,313
Yeah, I said it.

567
00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:58,382
Mia, do you have some Prosecco?
Where are those people?

568
00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,017
Hello? Excuse me?

569
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,785
(TAPPING GLASS)

570
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:05,255
QUENTIN: How did this Elliot guy
find this in the first place?

571
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,958
How do I know?
Is he a porn watcher?

572
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,293
First of all, it's not porn.

573
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:10,761
Well, I'm getting
a little excited.

574
00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:12,062
Cut it out.
Get your hands off.

575
00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:14,865
And 165,328,

576
00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:18,068
29, 30 viewers say otherwise.
(SIGHS)

577
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:19,203
You're not making this better.

578
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:20,838
This is getting me
a little excited.

579
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,406
Stop it!

580
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:23,648
CANDACE: So,
the girls are down.

581
00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:26,944
Oh!

582
00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:29,913
Don't you guys
look cute in your PJs!

583
00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,316
Yeah.
Yeah, nice.

584
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,317
Hey, um...

585
00:27:34,352 --> 00:27:36,987
We're going, right, Murch?

586
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:39,750
Oh. We were gonna go hang out with
the fellas. You don't mind, do you?

587
00:27:40,225 --> 00:27:42,426
Oh. No!

588
00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:44,895
Please, they got 900
channels up in here.

589
00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:48,265
Plus, me and Robyn are gonna sit up and
talk about people, so... (CHUCKLES)

590
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:50,401
Perfect.
Talking about people.

591
00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:52,970
Oh, um, babe,
can I use your phone?

592
00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:54,805
Because I can't get
a signal up in here.

593
00:27:56,107 --> 00:27:57,374
My cell?

594
00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,411
(STAMMERS)
The one I'm holding?

595
00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:03,947
In my hand?

596
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,751
Yeah, stop!
Would you hand me that?

597
00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:12,423
(PANTING)

598
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:28,372
Are you sure that
he just smokes weed?

599
00:28:32,777 --> 00:28:34,011
Are you happy?

600
00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:36,080
Yes, very.

601
00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:37,981
And thankful.

602
00:28:37,983 --> 00:28:39,316
Whatever you want, baby.

603
00:28:41,786 --> 00:28:44,321
I want you to be
a little nicer.

604
00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:45,823
I thought I was being nice.

605
00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,024
To everybody.

606
00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:51,995
All right.

607
00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:05,275
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)

608
00:29:10,048 --> 00:29:11,815
You're doing a bio
on Lance, aren't you?

609
00:29:11,817 --> 00:29:13,183
What?

610
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,451
Oh. Harper,
please don't play dumb.

611
00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:16,520
It belittles both of us.

612
00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:18,363
So this is what you've
been strategizing about!

613
00:29:19,357 --> 00:29:23,193
Uh. Yeah, yeah.
What do you think?

614
00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:25,863
I think it's brilliant.
Have you asked him?

615
00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:28,198
No, I've got to
figure out an approach.

616
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,968
You already got him with
that first yards question.

617
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:34,238
Just brush off those journalistic
skills and get in there.

618
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,840
You've got to convince him that
he needs to tell his story.

619
00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:39,777
Well, that's a lot
easier said than done.

620
00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:42,279
Well, just keep talking to him.
And you know what?

621
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,214
If you need me to,
I can work on Mia,

622
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,483
because you know
he'll do whatever she says.

623
00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:47,551
All right, cool.

624
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:51,488
So, where's
the thrilla in vanilla?

625
00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:54,925
So, slim.

626
00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:59,429
Is Jordan your first safari
into the enchanted jungle?

627
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:10,307
How do we know that this ain't
some Django Candyland fantasy?

628
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,243
(CHUCKLES) Come on, man.
I've dated all kinds of women.

629
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,879
But Jordan is pretty special.

630
00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:17,561
I'm surprised she got
past all of you guys.

631
00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:20,584
Who says she did?

632
00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:29,126
He's just
messing with you, man.

633
00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:30,527
(ALL LAUGHING)

634
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:34,398
Okay.

635
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,433
Ain't nobody here
been with her, man.

636
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:38,435
Not that there
wasn't an attempt, though.

637
00:30:42,073 --> 00:30:44,842
What?
Oh, really?

638
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:46,243
Why would you say
something like that?

639
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,145
I didn't even look at you!
Shut up, Murch.

640
00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:49,613
I'm watching TV.

641
00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:51,915
Look, man, honestly,
we're brother and sister.

642
00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:53,483
For real.

643
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,385
Come on, man, no worries.
It's all good.

644
00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,287
I'd have to be
a bitch to be concerned

645
00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:58,555
about her past
like that, right?

646
00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:04,928
I like him.

647
00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:07,030
Do you think
Brian is going to pop

648
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,933
the question when
you guys get to Hawaii?

649
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,969
No, I don't think
we're there yet.

650
00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:13,937
Armstrong, you are
such a commitment-phobe.

651
00:31:13,939 --> 00:31:15,439
No, I'm not a
commitment-phobe.

652
00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:17,241
I just don't do it
as often as you do.

653
00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:19,643
Oh, touché, bitch!

654
00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:22,412
Jordan, this is the longest
relationship you've ever had.

655
00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:24,381
Why are you being so defensive?

656
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,650
I am not being defensive!

657
00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:28,151
So, what is it?

658
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,188
I just don't know
that I'm ready to...

659
00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:32,589
Give up the big, black dick?

660
00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:34,658
(LAUGHING)

661
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:37,461
Can I get an amen
on the big, black dick?

662
00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:40,364
Big, black dick.
It's big, it's black.

663
00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:42,900
It just goes in your
mouth, in your ass.

664
00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:45,369
You want to talk to it like it's a mic.
"Check, check."

665
00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:46,536
(CHUCKLES)

666
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:51,341
Oh, don't hate.
Emulate, bitches.

667
00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:52,676
You've got to talk to it.

668
00:31:53,444 --> 00:31:54,578
LANCE: Oh.

669
00:31:57,515 --> 00:32:00,417
Hey, man, do you guys
want me to step out?

670
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:03,320
No. See that, Murch?
You can't even tell what happened.

671
00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:05,489
Or, if something did
happen, you can't tell.

672
00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:07,190
Oh, so I should be okay
knowing that my wife

673
00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:09,393
might have been the headmaster?

674
00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:13,163
Well, you did marry a stripper.

675
00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:15,232
Yeah, but that
didn't matter to me.

676
00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:17,134
QUENTIN: If it didn't
matter to you then,

677
00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:19,236
why in the hell is it
mattering to you now?

678
00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:21,038
Could you just put your phone
away, please? Thank you.

679
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,373
Well, now I have two
million dollars to raise.

680
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,442
And I have two little girls!

681
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:27,444
What if Keisha and Kelly decide
they want to dance for money?

682
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:28,712
You did marry a stripper.

683
00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:30,147
Would you stop
saying that, please?

684
00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:31,081
You married a stripper.

685
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:34,084
QUENTIN: You know what?

686
00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:36,320
We can solve it
with one question.

687
00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:37,387
JULIAN: What's that?

688
00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:39,289
Which one of them,
either Shelby

689
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,725
or Candace is better
at rocking the mic?

690
00:32:44,429 --> 00:32:45,696
Yeah, I don't remember.

691
00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:50,400
What?

692
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:52,135
What?
Murch, come on, man.

693
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,057
Every man remembers
his personal best headmaster.

694
00:32:54,707 --> 00:32:58,675
Yeah, and he should know.
He's been with white chicks.

695
00:32:58,677 --> 00:32:59,977
They can do it.

696
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:01,979
Murch?

697
00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:04,748
Shelby.

698
00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:08,452
Word? Was it even close?

699
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:11,655
No, not really, no.

700
00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:14,992
(GASPS) Murch.
I know.

701
00:33:14,994 --> 00:33:16,727
Hell no, it ain't close.

702
00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:18,295
Amen.

703
00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:19,429
Really?

704
00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:20,764
QUENTIN:
Look, I'm just saying.

705
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:22,499
If Candace

706
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,267
ain't the best at
rocking the mic...

707
00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:26,169
I didn't say that.
I didn't say she's not the best.

708
00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:30,007
She can rock the mic.
She's rocking the mic.

709
00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,308
She-mutt rocks it, right?

710
00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,377
Yes, she does...
I'm done.

711
00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:35,012
I'm saying,
if she's not the best

712
00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:37,414
at rocking the mic,
then maybe she didn't.

713
00:33:38,249 --> 00:33:39,416
Good point.

714
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,451
JORDAN: <i>So, Mia.</i>

715
00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:44,488
What do you think Lance is gonna
do with all of his new free time?

716
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,657
Oh, you better get him some golf
lessons or he will drive you crazy.

717
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:50,160
Look, he can drive
me crazy all he wants.

718
00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:53,330
Plus, the children would
love to have him around.

719
00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:55,365
It's gonna be nice.

720
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,502
Has he ever thought about
writing his memoirs?

721
00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:00,470
He'd never get that bored.

722
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,672
Yeah, you're probably right,
but you know what?

723
00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:05,142
He's got such a legacy,
and I think people

724
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:07,511
would love to hear his story.
Your story!

725
00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:09,246
I don't know,
it just seems like,

726
00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:12,416
with him retiring, it would be
the perfect time to reflect.

727
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:14,718
Mmm.

728
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,087
Yeah, maybe you're right.

729
00:34:17,622 --> 00:34:19,056
Maybe it is.

730
00:34:21,826 --> 00:34:23,326
JULIAN: (CHUCKLES)
Nice move, nice.

731
00:34:23,328 --> 00:34:26,063
Didn't Shelby and
Mia pledge together?

732
00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:27,531
Yes, line sisters.

733
00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:28,398
Line sisters.
Mmm-hmm.

734
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,334
That's why her ass is up here.

735
00:34:31,336 --> 00:34:33,170
Exactly.

736
00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:35,739
Mia and Lance, they take
their Greek life seriously.

737
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:39,676
What is that,
"Friendship is essential to the soul"?

738
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:45,549
Along with manhood, scholarship,
perseverance and uplifting.

739
00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:47,684
In case y'all didn't know.
HARPER: Okay.

740
00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:49,252
You think your
kids are gonna pledge?

741
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:51,088
Ain't no think.

742
00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:52,789
Sullivan has been
frat over 100 years,

743
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,071
and we're gonna
keep that moving.

744
00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:57,194
JULIAN: Oh! Nice.

745
00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:59,830
So, tradition, that's one of
your main principles, then?

746
00:34:59,832 --> 00:35:01,072
I didn't say
nothing about that.

747
00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,634
All right, everybody, then.

748
00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:06,470
If you had to boil
your principles down

749
00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:09,239
into three words,
what would they be?

750
00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:14,344
For me, it would be creativity,
stability and partnership.

751
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:20,717
Tradition, family and love.

752
00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:23,587
JULIAN: Ancestry,

753
00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:25,856
perseverance,

754
00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:28,458
children.

755
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,895
Money, bitches,
pussy and getting head.

756
00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:35,765
Mother...
That's four, first off.

757
00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:39,402
Money, bitches,
pussy/getting head.

758
00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:40,804
(CHUCKLES)

759
00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:42,606
Mmm mmm mmm.

760
00:35:43,608 --> 00:35:45,142
God, family, football.

761
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,181
In that order?

762
00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:55,185
In that order.

763
00:36:11,702 --> 00:36:13,737
(EXHALES)
L-Boogie!

764
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:15,805
I thought I'd hit
the trail myself.

765
00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:17,307
Show me the way?

766
00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:27,551
Well, the kids look beautiful.
Getting big.

767
00:36:27,553 --> 00:36:28,652
You must be proud.

768
00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:32,923
Yeah, no doubt, man.

769
00:36:32,925 --> 00:36:35,358
It's the best thing
I could've ever done.

770
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,660
Are you excited?

771
00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,461
Me? Yeah, I'm excited.

772
00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:39,596
Nervous.

773
00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:44,601
Yeah, Robyn and I
were having trouble

774
00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:48,405
Yeah, I did hear something about that.
Was it low sperm count?

775
00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:50,807
What? No, no.
No, I'm good.

776
00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:53,877
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
I'm not ashamed.

777
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:57,280
It's just a little bit more of a
challenge than we anticipated.

778
00:36:57,949 --> 00:36:59,349
(PANTING)

779
00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:02,319
Are you all right?

780
00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:04,888
I think I got a pebble
in my shoe or something.

781
00:37:09,694 --> 00:37:11,528
You're not the
author of this, man.

782
00:37:12,663 --> 00:37:14,664
What do you mean?

783
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,967
You know, Faith was a breech baby.
For real?

784
00:37:16,969 --> 00:37:18,501
Yeah, no doubt.

785
00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:20,503
29 hours of labor,

786
00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:23,873
and my little baby girl wasn't even
breathing when she came into this world.

787
00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:26,843
Longest 15 seconds of my life.

788
00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:29,746
But our faith.

789
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:31,815
Our faith never wavered.

790
00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:36,686
Yeah, God's always
got a plan, man.

791
00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,608
Just got to trust everything's
going to work out.

792
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,659
I got a team meeting.
Let's do this.

793
00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,828
I'll give you a head start.

794
00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:48,531
(MOANING)

795
00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:52,435
You were amazing this morning.

796
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:54,437
I thought we were gonna
wake up the whole house.

797
00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:55,639
(CHUCKLES)

798
00:37:58,976 --> 00:38:00,744
You know how much I love you?

799
00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:03,013
Yes, I know how
much you love me.

800
00:38:03,015 --> 00:38:04,981
No, seriously,
do you know how much?

801
00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:06,850
I know that
you're gonna be late.

802
00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:10,920
Wow. Always
on a schedule.

803
00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:13,990
That's me. I can't help it.

804
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,692
And I love who you are.

805
00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:17,861
Believe me, your
whole strong, independent,

806
00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:20,930
Olivia Pope thing is very sexy.

807
00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:23,466
But sometimes you act
like you don't need me.

808
00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:25,368
I don't.

809
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,875
Everybody needs
somebody, Jordan.

810
00:38:35,913 --> 00:38:38,548
I'll call you when I land.

811
00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:40,383
Yeah.
Or maybe I should just text you.

812
00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:41,918
Is that better?
No. Call me.

813
00:38:42,753 --> 00:38:44,054
(ENGINE STARTS)

814
00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:57,867
Harper, I'm gonna need you
to go to the store later.

815
00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:00,603
Okay, sure. What's going on?

816
00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:05,475
The caterer broke his arm
slipping on some ice.

817
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:06,776
Huh.

818
00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:09,813
Too late to find
a replacement, so...

819
00:39:09,815 --> 00:39:11,015
Well, isn't that a lot of work?

820
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,916
I'm fine, Harper.

821
00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:17,120
Okay. I'll go
get dressed.

822
00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:18,588
Thank you.
Mmm-hmm.

823
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,795
So, what's Harper
been working on?

824
00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:27,530
Anything new?

825
00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:30,767
Quentin, you're sure you
got the Thai basil, right?

826
00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:33,103
Yes, man! You told me
for like the 20th time.

827
00:39:33,105 --> 00:39:34,471
I'm just saying.

828
00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:36,940
God!
Robyn's real specific.

829
00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:38,742
Plus, you can't tell
a pregnant lady shit.

830
00:39:38,744 --> 00:39:40,510
You got a point there.

831
00:39:40,512 --> 00:39:41,132
Yeah, man.

832
00:39:41,158 --> 00:39:43,613
Y'all getting your balls
back for Christmas or what?

833
00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:44,748
Married folk.

834
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,850
Anyway, shoot.

835
00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:48,618
She's supposed to be
on maternity leave.

836
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:51,621
Here she goes cooking
a four-course meal.

837
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:52,956
Good for her, man.

838
00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:55,024
She's got Jordan here, man.

839
00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:57,026
Not in the kitchen.
That's her arena.

840
00:39:57,028 --> 00:40:00,163
Yeah, it is.
There's hell of a tension.

841
00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:02,966
Man, they should drop the gloves
and start smacking each other.

842
00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:04,834
I hope they show
a titty or something.

843
00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:06,102
No question.
I'm just playin', man.

844
00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:12,008
Between your wife and your ex, it's
like what, <i>Mob Wives</i> up in here.

845
00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:14,043
You need to have
a pay-per-view event.

846
00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:15,912
Not a bad idea. Maybe that's
the way you can close that

847
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,180
two-million gap you got.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

848
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,848
I got it.
Hold up.

849
00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:20,850
I got to take this.
Hold that, hold that.

850
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,452
Hi. Hi.

851
00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:23,520
Hello?

852
00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:24,821
Cute little
fuchsia phone you got.

853
00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:25,889
Two million.

854
00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,525
That's a big nut.

855
00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:30,727
Yeah, man.
He's going through it, huh?

856
00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:32,462
Everybody's going through it.

857
00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:35,698
Well, how are
you doing, shorty?

858
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:36,766
What do you mean?

859
00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,034
You cool?

860
00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,002
Yeah.

861
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:40,904
Money-wise?

862
00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:43,706
Because of the credit card.

863
00:40:43,708 --> 00:40:48,211
I got to call the company, because
it's getting embarrassing, but I'm...

864
00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:50,847
No, this is embarrassing, man.
I'm your man.

865
00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:52,515
Look, you got a baby coming,

866
00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:54,517
and if you need something,
you talk to your friends.

867
00:40:54,519 --> 00:40:55,819
Yeah, I'm good.

868
00:40:55,821 --> 00:40:57,687
Good looking-out.
I appreciate it though.

869
00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:58,855
You're a sensitive brother.

870
00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:00,723
For real. I'm straight.

871
00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:02,559
Hurry up, Murch.

872
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,494
SHELBY: What are you doing?
What am I paying you for?

873
00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:05,995
I'm "TV's Most Notorious."

874
00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,764
The endorsements
should be rolling in.

875
00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:08,932
Notorious Martinis.

876
00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:10,667
Notorious Heels.

877
00:41:10,669 --> 00:41:12,535
Notorious Bubble Bath.
Why am I thinking of this?

878
00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:13,870
Hold on.

879
00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:15,805
Kennedy, please stop eating!

880
00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:18,575
What is wrong with you?

881
00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:20,677
What's wrong with you?
What do you know about this?

882
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:23,012
I know a lot more than you do.
You have a child?

883
00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:25,782
I don't need to have a child in order
to know how to deal with a child.

884
00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:27,016
I know how to deal with a child.
No, you don't!

885
00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:28,751
You're over here dealing
with everything else!

886
00:41:28,753 --> 00:41:31,788
I'm on the phone!
Why don't you get out of my business?

887
00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:34,824
Ms. Notorious! Ms. Notorious Brat!
Ms. Notorious everything!

888
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,559
Hey, hey, hey!

889
00:41:36,561 --> 00:41:38,261
Neutral corners.

890
00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:40,930
I'm sorry, Mia.
You want to help? Help Kennedy.

891
00:41:41,932 --> 00:41:43,900
I ain't nobody's babysitter.

892
00:41:43,902 --> 00:41:45,201
Better call your baby daddy.

893
00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:49,506
I hate your momma.

894
00:41:51,809 --> 00:41:53,243
Ugh! Honestly. I hate him.

895
00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:57,113
Wait a minute.
This isn't my...

896
00:41:58,249 --> 00:42:00,250
Oh.

897
00:42:00,252 --> 00:42:04,020
I was hoping that we could
schedule a face-to-face meeting.

898
00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,121
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

899
00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:06,189
Yes.

900
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:07,991
I'm sorry, could you...

901
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:10,693
Just give me one second.
I'm really sorry, sir.

902
00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:14,697
Kind of busy right now, Shelby.

903
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,599
Are you sure this
isn't a good time?

904
00:42:17,568 --> 00:42:18,234
(CHUCKLES)

905
00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,070
Good times.

906
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:22,205
Get your ass in here!

907
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,774
Hey! Hi, girls.

908
00:42:25,109 --> 00:42:26,776
Hey!

909
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:29,913
Wow! This looks amazing.
And it smells so good.

910
00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:31,214
Doesn't it?

911
00:42:31,849 --> 00:42:32,949
Thanks.

912
00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:34,684
So, what are you making?

913
00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:36,920
Salad.

914
00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:38,154
Salad, right. So pretty.

915
00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:42,125
Hey, listen, you know, Robyn.

916
00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:46,863
But I want you to know that I am
really happy for you and Harper.

917
00:42:48,265 --> 00:42:50,199
Why are you telling me this?

918
00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:52,602
Well, sometimes it can be a
little awkward between us.

919
00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:54,237
Like now.

920
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:55,091
Harper's my boy.

921
00:42:55,117 --> 00:42:58,600
You're having his baby, and
his book is brilliant.

922
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:00,677
You read his book?

923
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,881
Oh, shit.

924
00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:07,717
HARPER: Be careful, Q,
don't hurt yourself.

925
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,185
QUENTIN: Y'all trying
to tire me out!

926
00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:11,321
Mommy likes
having you guys here.

927
00:43:11,323 --> 00:43:13,923
Your mother, she brings
out the best in all of us.

928
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:17,260
Your daddy, that's
a different story.

929
00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:18,928
Mommy says the same
thing about all of you.

930
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,196
And I know it's true.

931
00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:22,966
Oh, really?
How do you know it's true?

932
00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:24,100
She's so much better now.

933
00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:37,280
Oh, shit! Shit,
shit, shit! Fuck!

934
00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:41,150
But just keep it between us.

935
00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,318
Please, Shelby.

936
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,686
I am begging you.
Okay.

937
00:43:43,688 --> 00:43:45,989
Don't worry.
I can keep a secret.

938
00:43:45,991 --> 00:43:47,624
I'm here as your
friend, Julian.

939
00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:49,659
Okay. Thank you.

940
00:43:49,661 --> 00:43:51,661
Oh, Quentin.
I believe that's mine.

941
00:43:54,164 --> 00:43:56,933
And you need privacy settings.

942
00:43:56,935 --> 00:43:58,668
Those skanks you're texting.

943
00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:01,137
It's nasty.

944
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:04,107
What the hell is she talking about?
All I mess with is dimes.

945
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:06,843
Well, not that one. That's Butterface.
Hell, she's...

946
00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:08,678
Mmm.

947
00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:11,314
Really?

948
00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:14,250
anything out of
the ordinary with Mia?

949
00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:15,918
ROBYN: Mia? Mmm-mmm.

950
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,222
I mean, she is just
the sweetest thing.

951
00:44:19,224 --> 00:44:22,225
You know she offered
for us to raid her garage.

952
00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:24,794
Said there's a bunch
of baby stuff in there.

953
00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:26,663
So you want to take
their hand-me-downs now?

954
00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:28,031
She's just being nice.

955
00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:30,166
We should at least look at it.

956
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,868
You know it's
some quality stuff.

957
00:44:31,870 --> 00:44:34,037
Robyn, no. We ain't
nobody's charity case.

958
00:44:34,872 --> 00:44:36,439
Relax.
No.

959
00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:41,177
It's Christmas.
Stop being a Grinch.

960
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,945
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

961
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,419
So you texted your penis?

962
00:44:49,421 --> 00:44:51,954
SHELBY: I mean, it's not packaged in
any briefs or anything like that?

963
00:44:51,956 --> 00:44:53,322
Just raw penis?

964
00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:55,058
I call it a stimulus package.

965
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:57,226
Oh, boy.
(ALL LAUGHING)

966
00:44:57,228 --> 00:45:02,098
if we wanted to see booty, we had
to either cop <i>Playboy</i> magazines

967
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:04,033
or get late-night cable?

968
00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:06,235
And now porn is just
on your smartphone.

969
00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:07,370
(COUGHING)

970
00:45:08,138 --> 00:45:09,305
Are you okay?

971
00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:10,440
I'm good.
ROBYN: You sure?

972
00:45:10,442 --> 00:45:11,741
Yes.

973
00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:13,843
I don't know.
It's kind of freaky,

974
00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:16,112
but it's playful and fun.
Here we go.

975
00:45:16,114 --> 00:45:18,748
Between you and
your mate, it's fine.

976
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:19,749
I'd do it.

977
00:45:21,485 --> 00:45:22,952
And pregnancy sex is the bomb.

978
00:45:22,954 --> 00:45:25,154
Okay, Joe, I'm eating.

979
00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:27,056
(ALL LAUGHING)

980
00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,458
What about you, Candy?

981
00:45:30,094 --> 00:45:32,929
Oh, no. You're not catching
my coochie on YouTube.

982
00:45:32,931 --> 00:45:34,363
My momma would be mortified.

983
00:45:34,365 --> 00:45:35,998
She would be.
Right?

984
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,233
Yes, she would.

985
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:38,434
Really?

986
00:45:40,003 --> 00:45:41,471
You know what?
She's doing it again.

987
00:45:41,473 --> 00:45:44,340
I am about five minutes
off her motherfucking ass.

988
00:45:44,342 --> 00:45:45,382
MIA: God is good, you all.

989
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:50,113
You know, you all
being here is a gift.

990
00:45:51,348 --> 00:45:53,449
It's the best Christmas
gift I've ever had.

991
00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:54,751
HARPER: That's so sweet.

992
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,051
I love all of you. And Harper?

993
00:45:59,077 --> 00:46:00,823
Forget your agent.

994
00:46:00,825 --> 00:46:05,862
I'm pretty sure your new book is
going to be absolutely wonderful.

995
00:46:05,864 --> 00:46:07,463
What? Whoa!
What new book?

996
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:09,031
No, it's nothing.
SHELBY: Yeah, Harper, what new book?

997
00:46:09,033 --> 00:46:10,333
What's this one about?

998
00:46:10,335 --> 00:46:11,968
Did Jordan steal this one too?

999
00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:15,712
Well, I never did, but
Mia is exactly right.

1000
00:46:15,738 --> 00:46:18,040
It's going to be brilliant.

1001
00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:19,108
And Lance...
HARPER: Jordan.

1002
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,210
No, no, no.
Lance is not gonna...

1003
00:46:21,212 --> 00:46:23,853
You're not gonna like this one, either.
This one's different and...

1004
00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:25,381
(CLEARS THROAT)

1005
00:46:26,283 --> 00:46:27,450
Okay.

1006
00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:29,352
(CLEARS THROAT)

1007
00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:31,254
Everybody,
I'll just put it out there.

1008
00:46:31,256 --> 00:46:33,923
My last book was not the bestseller
that I thought it would be.

1009
00:46:33,925 --> 00:46:36,459
So there, I just put
it out on the table.

1010
00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:40,062
Well, you know what they say.
Every setback is a setup for a comeback.

1011
00:46:41,064 --> 00:46:43,366
Oh. Who said that? Dr. Seuss?

1012
00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:46,469
No, your momma said it when she had you.
That's who said it.

1013
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:52,108
Oh, my momma?
We're taking it to the streets. Wow.

1014
00:46:54,278 --> 00:46:55,444
So, Robyn,
how about that dessert?

1015
00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:57,113
Dessert!

1016
00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:58,948
Dessert.
MIA: No.

1017
00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:01,818
No. No dessert yet.
Not until we do our talent show.

1018
00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:04,120
Oh, no. If we have to sit
through those children...

1019
00:47:04,122 --> 00:47:05,822
I'm gonna need something
stronger than this.

1020
00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:07,423
No, it's not the kids.
It's air band.

1021
00:47:07,891 --> 00:47:09,325
Air band?

1022
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:10,893
(GIRLS CHEERING)

1023
00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:13,329
SHELBY: Oh, my God!

1024
00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,264
(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)

1025
00:47:15,266 --> 00:47:16,432
Okay.

1026
00:47:17,568 --> 00:47:18,968
All righty, now.

1027
00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:20,870
All right.

1028
00:47:20,872 --> 00:47:21,871
(WHOOPING)

1029
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:23,306
Oh, my God!

1030
00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:32,882
JORDAN: All right.

1031
00:47:43,894 --> 00:47:45,261
(LIP-SYNCHING) <i>On a</i>
<i>perfect day</i>

1032
00:47:46,897 --> 00:47:48,130
<i>I know that I</i>
<i>can count on you...</i>

1033
00:47:48,132 --> 00:47:49,265
All right, Lancie.

1034
00:47:50,901 --> 00:47:51,567
Go, Lance!

1035
00:47:53,503 --> 00:47:55,438
<i>When that's not possible</i>

1036
00:47:56,273 --> 00:47:57,540
CANDACE: That's you, Mia.

1037
00:47:57,542 --> 00:48:00,443
<i>Tell me,</i>
<i>can you weather the storm?</i>

1038
00:48:02,479 --> 00:48:05,648
<i>'Cause I need somebody</i>

1039
00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:09,385
<i>Who will stand by me</i>

1040
00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:12,521
<i>Through the good</i>
<i>times and bad times</i>

1041
00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:14,891
<i>She will always</i>

1042
00:48:14,893 --> 00:48:16,325
Come on, baby.
Yes, baby.

1043
00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:19,095
<i>Always be right there</i>

1044
00:48:19,663 --> 00:48:23,099
<i>Sunny days</i>

1045
00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:25,935
<i>Everybody loves them</i>

1046
00:48:25,937 --> 00:48:30,339
<i>Tell me, baby,</i>
<i>can you stand the rain?</i>

1047
00:48:31,475 --> 00:48:33,276
Get it, baby. Get it.

1048
00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:35,044
<i>Storms will come</i>

1049
00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:38,514
<i>I know, I know all</i>
<i>the days won't be perfect</i>

1050
00:48:39,516 --> 00:48:41,117
<i>Tell me, can you stand it?</i>

1051
00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:43,386
<i>Can you stand the rain?</i>

1052
00:48:43,388 --> 00:48:44,921
I can't stand it.

1053
00:48:48,558 --> 00:48:50,159
You know what?
You need help!

1054
00:48:50,161 --> 00:48:52,128
What? I was into it.

1055
00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:57,600
<i>No pressure,</i>
<i>no pressure from me, baby</i>

1056
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,971
<i>'Cause I want</i>
<i>you and I need you</i>

1057
00:49:02,572 --> 00:49:05,641
<i>And I love you, girl</i>

1058
00:49:06,076 --> 00:49:07,543
Shit!

1059
00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:08,611
Yes!

1060
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:12,481
<i>Will you be there for me?</i>

1061
00:49:16,019 --> 00:49:18,654
<i>Come on, baby, let's go get wet</i>

1062
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:31,067
All right, y'all better work.

1063
00:50:16,446 --> 00:50:17,713
(CAMERA CLICKS)

1064
00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:26,222
Oh, yeah. That's it.

1065
00:50:27,791 --> 00:50:29,191
Long shot.

1066
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:34,563
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

1067
00:50:38,235 --> 00:50:39,702
(SIGHS)

1068
00:50:42,339 --> 00:50:43,539
(SHRIEKS)

1069
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,074
(LAUGHS)

1070
00:50:45,076 --> 00:50:46,409
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

1071
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,049
Okay.

1072
00:50:53,051 --> 00:50:55,518
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1073
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,653
But you made me like this.

1074
00:50:59,456 --> 00:51:02,324
HARPER: <i>I just don't understand why
you would do something like that.</i>

1075
00:51:05,595 --> 00:51:09,065
Mia asked, and I mentioned it.

1076
00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:11,067
I didn't know she'd make it
a topic of discussion.

1077
00:51:11,069 --> 00:51:13,769
I know, but I specifically
asked you not to.

1078
00:51:14,638 --> 00:51:16,539
(SIGHS)

1079
00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:20,509
Okay. Well, then why did you let
Jordan know about your "epic failure"?

1080
00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:22,711
What?

1081
00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:25,514
She's...
It was about Lance.

1082
00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:28,417
Lance? What about...

1083
00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:32,621
You mean about his bio?

1084
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:35,458
Oh, Harper.
Is that why we're here?

1085
00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:37,093
NYU fired me.

1086
00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:39,328
What?

1087
00:51:40,330 --> 00:51:41,597
Budget cuts.

1088
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:45,568
Why would you
keep that from me?

1089
00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:47,203
Because I didn't
want to worry you.

1090
00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:48,671
I didn't want to
stress you out.

1091
00:51:50,407 --> 00:51:51,774
I was desperate.

1092
00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:54,276
Desperate for what?
We're fine.

1093
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:55,778
We're not...

1094
00:51:58,248 --> 00:51:59,415
We're not fine.

1095
00:52:01,685 --> 00:52:03,452
I haven't written
a bestseller in years.

1096
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,321
And our insurance is shit.

1097
00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:07,656
And these fertility
treatments...

1098
00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:09,558
We're supposed to
be in this together.

1099
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:10,793
I'm scared.

1100
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,194
I'm scared, too.

1101
00:52:13,697 --> 00:52:16,132
But it's not my fault
what happened before.

1102
00:52:16,134 --> 00:52:18,367
I didn't say it was your fault.
That's how you act.

1103
00:52:18,369 --> 00:52:21,670
Well, you act like
nothing happened.

1104
00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:24,340
You act like nothing...
And the doctor told you to take it easy,

1105
00:52:24,342 --> 00:52:26,542
and you're
always working, and...

1106
00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:27,776
And I'm afraid
we're gonna lose this...

1107
00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:28,777
Stop it.

1108
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:31,747
Stop it.

1109
00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:35,151
I can have this baby.

1110
00:52:37,587 --> 00:52:40,189
I can have this baby.

1111
00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:42,858
Don't you think
I doubt myself sometimes, too?

1112
00:52:46,229 --> 00:52:48,397
Why couldn't I carry my babies?

1113
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:52,301
What's wrong with me?
Nothing's wrong with you.

1114
00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:53,602
You sure about that?

1115
00:52:55,605 --> 00:52:57,873
I'm not going to be famous,

1116
00:52:57,875 --> 00:53:01,277
run a network or
make a ton of money.

1117
00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:02,311
Robyn.

1118
00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:07,550
I know who I married.

1119
00:53:07,552 --> 00:53:08,817
Then act like it.

1120
00:53:11,488 --> 00:53:14,323
I try really hard.

1121
00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:17,960
I try really hard to be
positive and supportive.

1122
00:53:20,897 --> 00:53:23,399
But sometimes I need that, too.

1123
00:53:26,836 --> 00:53:27,836
I'm sorry.

1124
00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:31,340
I'm sorry.

1125
00:53:32,275 --> 00:53:33,475
I'm sorry.

1126
00:53:34,911 --> 00:53:37,680
You have to stop
sneaking around.

1127
00:53:40,584 --> 00:53:42,985
If you want to do Lance's
bio, then ask him.

1128
00:53:42,987 --> 00:53:45,554
No matter what he says,
it's going to be okay.

1129
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:46,889
You have to believe that.

1130
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,827
(URINATING)

1131
00:53:53,597 --> 00:53:54,697
Oh...

1132
00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:57,233
Jesus.

1133
00:53:57,235 --> 00:53:58,434
Shelby, what the hell
are you doing?

1134
00:53:58,436 --> 00:53:59,902
I'm using the bathroom.

1135
00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:03,639
Julian.

1136
00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:05,674
You seem so stressed.

1137
00:54:05,676 --> 00:54:07,610
I am.

1138
00:54:07,612 --> 00:54:08,811
And this is not helping.

1139
00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:12,314
I'm sorry.

1140
00:54:12,316 --> 00:54:13,983
Any luck finding a new donor?

1141
00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:17,720
Not for the entire amount, no.

1142
00:54:17,722 --> 00:54:18,988
Well, I might be able to help.

1143
00:54:20,790 --> 00:54:23,325
Why don't we just get together and
talk about it and have dinner?

1144
00:54:23,327 --> 00:54:24,994
Dinner?
Yeah.

1145
00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:26,562
I mean, I have to
see a business plan.

1146
00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:29,531
Can't we just
have lunch sometime?

1147
00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:31,433
I'm sorry, honey.

1148
00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:32,968
My money, my terms.

1149
00:54:33,737 --> 00:54:35,004
Wear something nice.

1150
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:40,342
Shelby, Shelby, wait.

1151
00:54:45,548 --> 00:54:47,916
(SMACKS LIPS) Hmm.

1152
00:54:50,654 --> 00:54:52,021
God bless you.

1153
00:54:54,924 --> 00:54:56,959
Merry Christmas.

1154
00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:32,094
(COUGHING)

1155
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,467
Mia.

1156
00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:39,835
Go back to bed.

1157
00:55:43,006 --> 00:55:44,440
Oh, my God.

1158
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:46,809
Oh, no.

1159
00:55:57,053 --> 00:55:58,387
Cancer?

1160
00:56:00,657 --> 00:56:02,458
How long have you known?

1161
00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:03,392
About a year now.

1162
00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:10,566
Well, have you
tried everything?

1163
00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:11,967
You name it.

1164
00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:15,003
Traditional,
holistic, experimental.

1165
00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:18,607
It's just aggressive.

1166
00:56:21,745 --> 00:56:23,545
Why haven't you told any of us?

1167
00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:25,514
Honestly, I...

1168
00:56:25,516 --> 00:56:27,950
I've been trying to
find the right moment

1169
00:56:27,952 --> 00:56:29,918
to say something,
but everything...

1170
00:56:32,122 --> 00:56:35,457
It's been so beautiful
and I didn't want to ruin it.

1171
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:40,963
Other than our folks,
we haven't told anyone.

1172
00:56:40,965 --> 00:56:43,999
The kids know that
their mommy is sick, but...

1173
00:56:47,537 --> 00:56:49,738
They don't understand
what's about to happen.

1174
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,907
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't talk like that now.

1175
00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:56,178
Listen. I'm doing my best
to be at peace with this.

1176
00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:59,581
But I need your help.

1177
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:03,051
Lance, he hasn't
come to terms with this.

1178
00:57:04,621 --> 00:57:06,822
And when it hits
him that I'm...

1179
00:57:11,528 --> 00:57:13,195
(SIGHS)

1180
00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:16,098
I need you to be there for him.

1181
00:57:18,668 --> 00:57:21,069
He needs you.
And you need him.

1182
00:57:22,038 --> 00:57:23,005
LANCE: Mia.

1183
00:57:29,779 --> 00:57:31,547
Harper knows, honey.

1184
00:57:38,021 --> 00:57:39,501
Why don't you go
back to bed, sweetie?

1185
00:57:46,796 --> 00:57:48,564
I'm okay. I'm okay.

1186
00:57:55,171 --> 00:57:57,940
Get some rest.
Okay.

1187
00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:08,217
Lance, I don't
know what to say.

1188
00:58:10,553 --> 00:58:13,622
Don't say anything.
Just keep it to yourself.

1189
00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:15,524
We're not trying to make
a big deal out of this.

1190
00:58:15,526 --> 00:58:17,793
But this is a big deal.

1191
00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:21,497
How do you expect me to...
It's what we want.

1192
00:58:21,499 --> 00:58:23,765
Besides, you're good
at keeping secrets, right?

1193
00:58:28,037 --> 00:58:30,906
Well, there's got to be
something else you can do.

1194
00:58:30,908 --> 00:58:32,107
I mean, you can't give up.

1195
00:58:32,109 --> 00:58:34,209
We're not giving up.

1196
00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:36,678
It's God's turn.
He'll see her through this.

1197
00:58:37,747 --> 00:58:39,681
We're praying every day.

1198
00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:41,717
You're praying?
Are you serious?

1199
00:58:43,286 --> 00:58:44,653
Mmm.

1200
00:58:45,688 --> 00:58:46,888
So you're still that guy, huh?

1201
00:58:48,091 --> 00:58:50,792
"Sometimes you got to step out on faith."
You remember?

1202
00:58:50,794 --> 00:58:52,694
Or was that just some bullshit
that you were feeding me then?

1203
00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:55,030
No, no.
You're right. I'm sorry.

1204
00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:57,799
Don't be.
Mia's going to be fine.

1205
00:58:57,801 --> 00:58:59,602
We are all going to bear
witness to a miracle.

1206
00:59:00,603 --> 00:59:01,737
You'll see.

1207
00:59:02,672 --> 00:59:04,206
Get some sleep.
Yeah.

1208
00:59:22,191 --> 00:59:23,592
CANDACE: Baby, can you just...

1209
00:59:24,928 --> 00:59:26,128
Baby, move your leg.

1210
00:59:27,330 --> 00:59:28,997
Okay, here we go.

1211
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:32,768
Stop, stop. Candace?

1212
00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:33,869
Candace. Stop.
What?

1213
00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:35,037
What?
Just stop.

1214
00:59:35,039 --> 00:59:36,605
What is the matter?

1215
00:59:36,607 --> 00:59:39,074
I thought I heard something.

1216
00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:41,043
No. I didn't hear anything.
Yeah.

1217
00:59:41,045 --> 00:59:42,344
I think the kids...

1218
00:59:42,346 --> 00:59:44,112
The kids are sleeping.

1219
00:59:44,714 --> 00:59:46,949
Come on, baby.

1220
00:59:46,951 --> 00:59:49,952
Please, just lie there
and relax.

1221
00:59:49,954 --> 00:59:51,253
Sure.
Okay.

1222
00:59:51,255 --> 00:59:52,788
Yes.

1223
00:59:52,790 --> 00:59:55,157
And let Candy take
care of you. Okay?

1224
00:59:56,993 --> 00:59:58,627
(CANDACE MOANING)

1225
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:03,439
Is that what you used to say
to your customers?

1226
01:00:12,308 --> 01:00:14,242
What did you just say?

1227
01:00:15,078 --> 01:00:16,812
CANDACE: Girls!
JULIAN: Candace.

1228
01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:18,914
Girls!
Candace!

1229
01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:20,983
Keisha! Kelly! Girls!

1230
01:00:20,985 --> 01:00:22,884
Candace, wait. Wait!
Why?

1231
01:00:22,886 --> 01:00:25,220
Everyone already
knows I'm a ghetto-ass

1232
01:00:25,222 --> 01:00:26,888
dick-sucking, stripping ho!
Right?

1233
01:00:26,890 --> 01:00:29,024
Yes! We do.

1234
01:00:29,026 --> 01:00:31,193
MIA: Shelby!
Really?

1235
01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:36,832
Keisha, Kelly, go get your stuff.
Come on, Kelly.

1236
01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:40,969
And, bitch, you best not say
another motherfucking word!

1237
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:41,870
"Motherfucking word."

1238
01:00:41,872 --> 01:00:44,072
Upstairs.
Trick!

1239
01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:46,074
No! I am not staying here!
Let's go upstairs!

1240
01:00:46,076 --> 01:00:49,344
Can somebody please tell me why he
chose this five-dollar ho over me?

1241
01:00:49,346 --> 01:00:50,379
Shut up, Shelby!
Just shut up!

1242
01:00:50,381 --> 01:00:51,747
You shut up, Julian!

1243
01:00:51,749 --> 01:00:53,949
Shut up.
No. You fucking shut up, bitch!

1244
01:00:53,951 --> 01:00:57,753
You were a fucking finalist
on <i>Flavor of Love</i> All-Stars!

1245
01:00:57,755 --> 01:01:00,956
You tongue-kissed
nasty-ass Flavor Flav

1246
01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:02,758
on national fucking
television, whore.

1247
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,927
Yeah, but I didn't swallow dick
for tips, you dirty skank.

1248
01:01:05,929 --> 01:01:08,797
Yes, you did.
You lonely, miserable bitch!

1249
01:01:08,799 --> 01:01:11,233
It's called fucking alimony!

1250
01:01:11,235 --> 01:01:13,168
JULIAN: Oh, my God!
MIA: Shelby!

1251
01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:15,370
Fucking bitch!
Oh, my God.

1252
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:18,373
Jesus!

1253
01:01:19,942 --> 01:01:21,410
Get off of me!

1254
01:01:21,412 --> 01:01:24,279
Fuck you!
Stop. Stop!

1255
01:01:24,281 --> 01:01:25,981
You dirty bitch!
Fuck you!

1256
01:01:25,983 --> 01:01:27,349
Dirty bitch! Let me go!

1257
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,717
Shelby, stop!

1258
01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:29,985
Lance! Get off of me!

1259
01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:31,853
Please! Please.
Stop it!

1260
01:01:35,925 --> 01:01:37,459
Are you happy now?

1261
01:01:40,296 --> 01:01:41,830
(GRUNTS)
LANCE: Shelby.

1262
01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:43,198
CANDACE: Come on, girls! Now!
ROBYN: Candace?

1263
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,521
CANDACE: Let's go!
ROBYN: Candace.

1264
01:01:45,301 --> 01:01:47,269
I'm so sorry.

1265
01:01:47,271 --> 01:01:48,804
Just get your stuff.
KEISHA: I don't wanna go. I like it here.

1266
01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:50,939
Mommy?
What?

1267
01:01:51,741 --> 01:01:53,075
Are you okay?

1268
01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:57,045
Oh, baby...

1269
01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,848
Honey, I'm sorry.

1270
01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:00,982
Don't cry, baby.

1271
01:02:00,984 --> 01:02:04,052
This doesn't feel
like Christmas to me.

1272
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:06,755
Oh, baby.
Mommy's sorry, honey.

1273
01:02:07,323 --> 01:02:08,890
Mommy's sorry.

1274
01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:10,125
Mia?
Babe.

1275
01:02:11,494 --> 01:02:12,794
Mia?

1276
01:02:13,763 --> 01:02:14,763
Mommy's sorry.

1277
01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:20,836
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1278
01:02:23,072 --> 01:02:25,006
What did you say?

1279
01:02:25,008 --> 01:02:27,242
No, I'm good.
I'm sorry.

1280
01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:30,112
Thought you were...
Said something.

1281
01:02:30,114 --> 01:02:32,180
Man, you know what?
Look on the bright side, man.

1282
01:02:32,182 --> 01:02:35,917
If you and Candy ever get
into some money problems,

1283
01:02:35,919 --> 01:02:38,386
you might be able to
put her in the ring.

1284
01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:39,921
She's got a hell
of a right hook.

1285
01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:41,156
(CHUCKLES)

1286
01:02:41,158 --> 01:02:42,758
<i>Million Dollar Baby.</i>

1287
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:43,892
Wow.

1288
01:02:45,094 --> 01:02:47,095
You're an asshole.

1289
01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,530
I'm an asshole?
You're an asshole!

1290
01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:53,235
No wonder you hooked up with Shelby.
You two deserve each other.

1291
01:02:53,237 --> 01:02:58,273
If I didn't know any better, I'd think
you gave her that video on purpose.

1292
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,976
That shit hurt
my feelings, man.

1293
01:03:00,978 --> 01:03:03,278
And lucky for you,
you do know better.

1294
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,880
Yeah? How am I supposed
to know better, huh?

1295
01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:06,181
You just love stirring the pot.

1296
01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:07,783
Watching people
sweat and squirm.

1297
01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:09,785
Just like you did years ago
with Harper's book.

1298
01:03:09,787 --> 01:03:12,954
Whoa. Hey. Don't bring...
You don't got to talk about that.

1299
01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:14,456
Always messing around!

1300
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:17,359
What Harper put in his book
ain't got shit to do with me!

1301
01:03:17,361 --> 01:03:19,895
You put yourself
in this predicament.

1302
01:03:19,897 --> 01:03:21,897
Shelby had it out for Candy

1303
01:03:21,899 --> 01:03:23,965
the moment she got there.
Q. Come on, man.

1304
01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:25,887
And it was your bama ass
that married a stripper!

1305
01:03:26,202 --> 01:03:28,136
Deal with it. Damn it.

1306
01:03:29,038 --> 01:03:30,172
Ah! Praying Mantis!

1307
01:03:30,174 --> 01:03:31,373
(GRUNTING)

1308
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,507
Fucking Murch!

1309
01:03:33,843 --> 01:03:36,411
Yo! Hey!

1310
01:03:36,413 --> 01:03:38,113
He's biting me!
He's biting me!

1311
01:03:38,915 --> 01:03:40,215
I'm Tiger Claw!

1312
01:03:40,217 --> 01:03:41,483
Hey, hey. Hold up.

1313
01:03:42,952 --> 01:03:45,287
You don't use Screaming Monkey!

1314
01:03:45,289 --> 01:03:47,075
You can't use Monkey Paw!
That ain't fair!

1315
01:03:47,101 --> 01:03:47,823
I'm sick of you!

1316
01:03:47,825 --> 01:03:49,291
Y'all need to act
like you got some sense!

1317
01:03:49,293 --> 01:03:51,593
No Monkey Paw!
Take your hat!

1318
01:03:51,595 --> 01:03:53,328
Screaming Monkey!
You call her stripper again,

1319
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:55,297
I'll Screaming
Monkey all over your ass!

1320
01:03:55,299 --> 01:03:56,998
Y'all mess up my saddle,

1321
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,834
you're gonna be Monkey Pawing
your asses back to the house!

1322
01:03:58,836 --> 01:04:02,270
JULIAN: Just don't mess up his stuff, man!
QUENTIN: No Monkey Paw!

1323
01:04:02,272 --> 01:04:04,539
Get off me!
I hope you die.

1324
01:04:07,276 --> 01:04:08,410
<i>Ho ho ho!</i>
(GIRLS LAUGHING)

1325
01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:10,378
<i>Merry Christmas!</i>

1326
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:24,593
Hope, honey,
can you hold still?

1327
01:04:24,595 --> 01:04:26,595
I am holding still, Mommy.

1328
01:04:29,498 --> 01:04:31,233
Um... (COUGHS)

1329
01:04:32,401 --> 01:04:36,271
Faith, can you
help your sister?

1330
01:04:36,273 --> 01:04:38,039
Here, let me
hang your ornament.

1331
01:04:46,649 --> 01:04:49,317
Mia. Come on, girl.
We're gonna be late for our massages!

1332
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,888
Oh, my God. Mia!

1333
01:04:54,123 --> 01:04:56,157
Mommy?

1334
01:04:56,159 --> 01:04:58,260
Mommy?
MIA: Hey, honey.

1335
01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:00,662
Are you okay?

1336
01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:01,529
(SNIFFLING)

1337
01:05:03,032 --> 01:05:04,199
No.

1338
01:05:04,934 --> 01:05:07,002
It's not okay.

1339
01:05:07,004 --> 01:05:09,371
Come on, you guys.
Let's watch TV. Mommy's okay.

1340
01:05:10,006 --> 01:05:11,206
Come on. It's okay.

1341
01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:12,674
It's not fair.

1342
01:05:14,010 --> 01:05:15,477
It's not fair.

1343
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,247
Hey.

1344
01:05:20,383 --> 01:05:22,484
What about my babies?

1345
01:05:28,357 --> 01:05:30,025
God damn it.

1346
01:05:30,027 --> 01:05:31,693
(SOBBING)

1347
01:05:31,695 --> 01:05:33,161
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

1348
01:05:34,964 --> 01:05:36,464
(INDISTINCT)

1349
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,969
This is something we are
really, truly excited...

1350
01:05:45,975 --> 01:05:47,242
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1351
01:05:55,217 --> 01:05:58,486
What's happening, Joe?
What's going on?

1352
01:05:58,488 --> 01:05:59,554
Uh...

1353
01:06:00,556 --> 01:06:02,557
Don't bullshit me, man.

1354
01:06:08,397 --> 01:06:09,698
I'll be back when I'm back.

1355
01:06:11,734 --> 01:06:14,302
I don't care!
Make an excuse.

1356
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,338
No! No one gets to see this!

1357
01:06:24,113 --> 01:06:25,714
Goddamn onions.

1358
01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:27,649
Shit.

1359
01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:33,388
You just need to get some rest,

1360
01:06:33,390 --> 01:06:35,757
and I will wake you when the
rest of the fam gets here, okay?

1361
01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:37,325
Okay. Thank you.

1362
01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:38,560
Get some sleep.
Okay.

1363
01:06:45,201 --> 01:06:46,568
(SOBBING)

1364
01:06:57,313 --> 01:06:59,080
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

1365
01:07:15,364 --> 01:07:16,598
Come on, y'all.
I'm fine.

1366
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,666
It's cool. I'm good.
No, Murch.

1367
01:07:28,377 --> 01:07:30,145
LANCE: I appreciate you all.

1368
01:07:30,147 --> 01:07:36,518
HARPER: <i>"In a world beyond the skies,
children live a wonderful existence</i>

1369
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:39,254
<i>"before choosing their parents.</i>

1370
01:07:39,256 --> 01:07:43,558
<i>"That's right. Children
choose their parents.</i>

1371
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,794
<i>"But these aren't</i>
<i>ordinary children.</i>

1372
01:07:45,796 --> 01:07:47,295
<i>"They're Zodiacs.</i>

1373
01:07:48,764 --> 01:07:51,533
"Archer was a fearless Zodiac

1374
01:07:51,535 --> 01:07:55,670
"who spied a couple in Harlem
who for so long wanted a baby.

1375
01:07:55,672 --> 01:07:58,773
"But no Zodiac had
ever chosen them.

1376
01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:04,179
"But why? They seemed
like good people."

1377
01:08:04,181 --> 01:08:05,713
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1378
01:08:07,316 --> 01:08:08,783
(COUGHING)

1379
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:14,756
Damn.

1380
01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:21,496
You're ruining my
good-girl image.

1381
01:08:21,498 --> 01:08:23,731
I won't tell if you don't.

1382
01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:28,603
Puff.

1383
01:08:29,238 --> 01:08:30,205
Pass.

1384
01:08:36,245 --> 01:08:37,712
Déjà vu, huh?

1385
01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:40,782
Your mom.

1386
01:08:43,185 --> 01:08:44,452
I was 13.

1387
01:08:46,255 --> 01:08:47,489
And my daddy.

1388
01:08:49,158 --> 01:08:51,759
He just kept working, you know.
That's what he does.

1389
01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:53,495
"Got to make the money,
got to make the money,

1390
01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:54,662
"got to make the money."

1391
01:08:58,334 --> 01:09:01,302
It's funny. She just...
She was so strong like you.

1392
01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:05,206
And she never let anybody know
that she was sick, you know.

1393
01:09:07,743 --> 01:09:09,811
One day she was
there, and then...

1394
01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:16,451
Hey.

1395
01:09:16,453 --> 01:09:18,620
Who's going to be
around for you, Q?

1396
01:09:22,191 --> 01:09:23,224
Somebody.

1397
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,393
I don't know.

1398
01:09:27,329 --> 01:09:29,664
I'm alone, but I ain't...
Trust me, I ain't lonely.

1399
01:09:33,536 --> 01:09:35,870
I appreciate you, brother.

1400
01:09:38,307 --> 01:09:39,741
And I love you, sis.

1401
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:45,847
Amen.

1402
01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:52,754
Hey.

1403
01:09:53,355 --> 01:09:54,556
Hey.

1404
01:09:57,326 --> 01:09:58,526
You okay?

1405
01:10:00,329 --> 01:10:01,362
Not really.

1406
01:10:02,831 --> 01:10:03,965
You talk to Candace?

1407
01:10:05,267 --> 01:10:06,334
Text.

1408
01:10:08,304 --> 01:10:09,604
I hate texts.

1409
01:10:10,973 --> 01:10:12,440
How's Kennedy?
Is she okay?

1410
01:10:13,576 --> 01:10:14,909
Despite how bad a mother I am?

1411
01:10:16,412 --> 01:10:18,246
Yes.
I didn't say that.

1412
01:10:18,248 --> 01:10:19,881
I did.

1413
01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:22,383
I don't have one
maternal bone in my body.

1414
01:10:24,253 --> 01:10:27,755
All I do is criticize
her because she's not me.

1415
01:10:30,359 --> 01:10:31,426
Who the hell am I?

1416
01:10:33,862 --> 01:10:35,863
That is such a loaded question.

1417
01:10:37,666 --> 01:10:39,367
Thanks for the
compassion, honey.

1418
01:10:39,369 --> 01:10:40,468
I'm not your honey.

1419
01:10:41,770 --> 01:10:43,938
I'm not here for you
like that anymore, Shelby.

1420
01:10:45,374 --> 01:10:46,407
I'm sorry.

1421
01:10:55,718 --> 01:10:57,318
This night
couldn't get any worse.

1422
01:11:05,294 --> 01:11:07,495
That medicinal weed is no joke.

1423
01:11:09,365 --> 01:11:11,332
Ugh! I was wrong.

1424
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,301
It's dark.

1425
01:11:15,437 --> 01:11:16,404
(CHUCKLES)

1426
01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:19,007
HARPER: Wow.

1427
01:11:19,009 --> 01:11:20,408
JORDAN: You like it?

1428
01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:22,477
Yeah. How did you do this?

1429
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:24,679
Once I understood what was
really going on with your book,

1430
01:11:24,681 --> 01:11:26,914
I wanted to inspire you.

1431
01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:30,685
Actually one of Brian's colleagues
put the mock-up together.

1432
01:11:30,687 --> 01:11:31,753
B-Mac.

1433
01:11:33,622 --> 01:11:34,689
What could have been, huh?

1434
01:11:35,292 --> 01:11:38,626
Do me a favor and
after you send me a copy,

1435
01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:40,828
just make sure you delete that.

1436
01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:42,964
Because I don't want it to
be taken out of context.

1437
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:45,500
Well, you can
delete it yourself.

1438
01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:46,934
Merry Christmas.

1439
01:11:46,936 --> 01:11:53,007
Yeah. It's about time you caught
up with the rest of the world.

1440
01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:54,509
I don't know.
There's something about pen and paper.

1441
01:11:54,511 --> 01:11:55,743
It's just...

1442
01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:58,313
When I'm finished,
I know it's real.

1443
01:11:58,315 --> 01:11:59,914
I can touch it.

1444
01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:01,716
Mmm. I get that.
It's like your baby.

1445
01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:03,985
Yeah.

1446
01:12:05,521 --> 01:12:07,955
Yeah. That used to be one
of my favorite metaphors.

1447
01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:10,024
Mmm.

1448
01:12:10,726 --> 01:12:12,960
I'm sorry, hon.

1449
01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:14,803
You're fine. You're fine.
Don't worry about it.

1450
01:12:16,765 --> 01:12:19,033
You must be hyped to
get to Hawaii, huh?

1451
01:12:20,536 --> 01:12:21,569
I don't know.

1452
01:12:23,605 --> 01:12:25,973
Kind of doesn't feel like
I should be going anywhere.

1453
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:27,942
Oh, right.

1454
01:12:29,478 --> 01:12:31,779
I don't think I
can leave until...

1455
01:12:37,619 --> 01:12:38,986
Hey, hey.

1456
01:12:40,689 --> 01:12:42,590
I'm losing my best friend.

1457
01:12:44,460 --> 01:12:46,394
I know.

1458
01:12:46,396 --> 01:12:48,863
And she tries, you know.
She calls, she emails.

1459
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:52,567
And I'm just, Jordan's
always just too damn busy.

1460
01:12:52,569 --> 01:12:54,035
You didn't know.

1461
01:12:54,636 --> 01:12:56,704
I should have known.

1462
01:12:59,575 --> 01:13:02,336
Now, I just feel like I'm just too late.
You know, I just feel like...

1463
01:13:02,611 --> 01:13:03,644
(SOBBING)

1464
01:13:04,947 --> 01:13:07,448
Now I just feel like
I'm too late and what...

1465
01:13:08,517 --> 01:13:09,817
It's okay.

1466
01:13:11,653 --> 01:13:12,987
It's okay.

1467
01:13:14,723 --> 01:13:15,957
You are here now.

1468
01:13:17,426 --> 01:13:18,593
So is she.

1469
01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:24,732
As long as she's still here,
you're right on time.

1470
01:13:25,834 --> 01:13:28,102
I love you, Harper.
Love you, too.

1471
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:33,040
I love you, too.

1472
01:13:35,878 --> 01:13:37,145
(SIGHS)

1473
01:13:38,781 --> 01:13:40,581
Wait, Robyn. This is...

1474
01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:43,050
Oh, no. Shit. Robyn?

1475
01:13:43,052 --> 01:13:45,019
Robyn, please,
it's not what you...

1476
01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:46,888
I know Mia's sick!

1477
01:13:46,890 --> 01:13:48,456
Robyn, be careful.

1478
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,425
Robyn.
Leave me alone.

1479
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:53,127
Listen to me.
I swear. Robyn?

1480
01:13:53,929 --> 01:13:55,196
I swear, Robyn.

1481
01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:58,599
What? What could
you possibly swear?

1482
01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:01,636
That I didn't see what I thought?
That it's complicated?

1483
01:14:02,538 --> 01:14:03,704
Well, yeah, kind of...

1484
01:14:19,721 --> 01:14:21,088
Am I making too much noise?

1485
01:14:21,090 --> 01:14:23,758
No, no, man.
You're good. Yeah.

1486
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:24,959
Okay.

1487
01:14:39,942 --> 01:14:43,044
It was third and
long in Dallas.

1488
01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:48,616
Cowboy Nation was in a frenzy.

1489
01:14:49,818 --> 01:14:52,753
I was nervous, excited.

1490
01:14:56,592 --> 01:14:58,526
Iso lead was the play.

1491
01:14:58,528 --> 01:15:00,695
Took it right up the gut. Pow.

1492
01:15:02,197 --> 01:15:03,498
Knocked the snot out of me.

1493
01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:08,970
But not before I moved those chains.
First down.

1494
01:15:08,972 --> 01:15:11,205
Cowboy Nation just fell silent.

1495
01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:20,648
You're a bad man.

1496
01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:24,151
Yeah, it felt good, man.
It felt good.

1497
01:15:25,921 --> 01:15:27,221
I knew I belonged then.

1498
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:31,225
You couldn't stop me
from bragging, boy.

1499
01:15:34,663 --> 01:15:36,531
Then you came up that week after that.
Remember?

1500
01:15:36,533 --> 01:15:37,665
Yeah, with Murch.

1501
01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:39,567
That's a weekend
I will never forget.

1502
01:15:39,569 --> 01:15:40,902
On the bus we came up.

1503
01:15:40,904 --> 01:15:42,737
Yeah, man.
But we had good times.

1504
01:15:42,739 --> 01:15:44,005
Once you guys got there
we had a good time.

1505
01:15:44,007 --> 01:15:45,306
Yeah, we did.

1506
01:15:45,308 --> 01:15:48,009
And Quentin was crying about...

1507
01:15:48,011 --> 01:15:49,744
Because somebody threw up
in his brand-new...

1508
01:15:49,746 --> 01:15:51,712
Yeah, it was Murch.
Murch threw up.

1509
01:15:52,681 --> 01:15:54,315
Q was mixing his drinks.

1510
01:15:55,817 --> 01:15:56,751
He paid for that.

1511
01:16:03,025 --> 01:16:04,592
Do you mind taking this
turkey over there?

1512
01:16:04,594 --> 01:16:06,894
You want this one or this one?
That one is good.

1513
01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:08,696
You sure that's not
too heavy for you?

1514
01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:10,097
I can handle it.
I can handle it.

1515
01:16:11,633 --> 01:16:13,301
(INDISTINCT CHATTING)

1516
01:16:16,338 --> 01:16:18,906
Merry Christmas.
Here you go.

1517
01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:19,807
QUENTIN: Ho-ho-ho!

1518
01:16:19,809 --> 01:16:21,208
Merry Christmas!

1519
01:16:21,810 --> 01:16:22,877
Merry Christmas!

1520
01:16:23,812 --> 01:16:25,580
Oh!
(GIGGLING)

1521
01:16:29,685 --> 01:16:31,725
Everybody having a good time here?
WOMAN: Very good.

1522
01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,634
Lemon or red velvet?
Red velvet.

1523
01:16:46,636 --> 01:16:48,169
Okay. There you go.

1524
01:16:48,171 --> 01:16:50,338
That's a special
lady you got there.

1525
01:16:50,340 --> 01:16:52,740
Yeah, yeah, I know.

1526
01:16:52,742 --> 01:16:55,977
Why don't you stop
staring so hard, brah?

1527
01:16:55,979 --> 01:16:57,612
Look like that thirsty-ass
freshman you were

1528
01:16:57,614 --> 01:16:58,980
before I had to
raise your game up.

1529
01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:01,082
Oh, come on.
I was not that bad.

1530
01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:04,051
Hi.
It's all going so well.

1531
01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:06,821
I remember you
gave me a crib sheet.

1532
01:17:06,823 --> 01:17:08,856
Looks like old
times over there.

1533
01:17:15,897 --> 01:17:18,099
Thanks, Uncle Quentin.

1534
01:17:18,101 --> 01:17:20,034
Can I leave now?
SHELBY: Good night, LJ.

1535
01:17:20,036 --> 01:17:22,403
Get out of this doggone suit.

1536
01:17:22,405 --> 01:17:25,306
Don't take it off yet.
Kennedy likes light-skinned Santa.

1537
01:17:25,308 --> 01:17:26,874
So does her momma.

1538
01:17:26,876 --> 01:17:30,044
You know you wanna sit on Santa's lap.
Shut up.

1539
01:17:30,046 --> 01:17:32,113
L. Can I get
a ride with you, man?

1540
01:17:32,115 --> 01:17:33,381
I got you, man.
I'm hitting the bathroom first.

1541
01:17:33,383 --> 01:17:34,849
Hey, babe.
Hey.

1542
01:17:34,851 --> 01:17:36,684
I'm gonna go warm up the car. All right?
Okay.

1543
01:17:37,654 --> 01:17:42,223
Julian, would you mind giving
me a ride back to the house?

1544
01:17:43,692 --> 01:17:45,993
Sure.
Thanks. I'll be in the car.

1545
01:18:11,987 --> 01:18:13,921
I'm floored. I'm amazed.

1546
01:18:13,923 --> 01:18:15,723
You know what they say,
"The Lord works..."

1547
01:18:15,725 --> 01:18:17,526
"In mysterious ways."
"God, Family, Football"?

1548
01:18:18,994 --> 01:18:20,194
What the hell is this?

1549
01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:22,763
Oh, no.

1550
01:18:23,765 --> 01:18:25,332
Uh...

1551
01:18:25,334 --> 01:18:28,069
God. Lance, this isn't
what it looks like.

1552
01:18:28,071 --> 01:18:29,336
I invited you to my house!

1553
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:36,343
I let you back in.
I let you back in and...

1554
01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:39,180
MIA: Wait a minute, Lance.
Now. At this time.

1555
01:18:39,182 --> 01:18:41,048
No. You wait a minute.
Look at this.

1556
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:43,084
Don't read that.
"First pro yards, guiding principles..."

1557
01:18:43,086 --> 01:18:44,919
Trying to get at my kids!

1558
01:18:44,921 --> 01:18:46,887
Lance!
All that bullshit, babe.

1559
01:18:46,889 --> 01:18:48,222
Just go to the car.

1560
01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:49,757
You let me handle this.
You hear me?

1561
01:18:49,759 --> 01:18:51,792
I got this.

1562
01:18:51,794 --> 01:18:54,195
Mia... Don't you say a
motherfucking thing to her.

1563
01:18:56,798 --> 01:18:58,432
You ain't nothing but a
goddamn snake in the grass.

1564
01:18:58,434 --> 01:19:00,234
That's what you are.

1565
01:19:02,504 --> 01:19:05,406
You stay away from me.
You stay away from my family!

1566
01:19:06,775 --> 01:19:10,010
Forever this time.
You hear me? Forever!

1567
01:19:10,012 --> 01:19:11,412
Come on.
Calm down.

1568
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:13,314
Just... Let's go.

1569
01:19:13,316 --> 01:19:14,749
Listen.
I can't believe I...

1570
01:19:14,751 --> 01:19:16,517
Lance, talk to me.
Little sneaky snake.

1571
01:19:16,519 --> 01:19:19,120
No, no. I'm done talking.
Just get in the car.

1572
01:19:19,122 --> 01:19:20,387
(ENGINE STARTING)

1573
01:19:31,967 --> 01:19:34,401
What did you do now?

1574
01:19:34,403 --> 01:19:36,871
And you think it'll
fit with the luggage?

1575
01:19:36,873 --> 01:19:38,439
Yeah. Perfect.
Yeah? Okay.

1576
01:19:39,241 --> 01:19:40,407
BOTH: Daddy!

1577
01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:41,876
What the!

1578
01:19:41,878 --> 01:19:43,010
Hello!

1579
01:19:43,411 --> 01:19:45,880
Oh, my gosh!

1580
01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:47,348
I missed you so much!

1581
01:19:47,350 --> 01:19:49,817
Look at you.

1582
01:19:49,819 --> 01:19:52,219
How was Grandma's? Was it fun?
GIRL: Yes.

1583
01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:54,388
Hey, girls,
you want some hot chocolate?

1584
01:19:54,390 --> 01:19:55,923
BOTH: Yes!

1585
01:19:55,925 --> 01:19:57,424
Mommy, can we?

1586
01:19:57,426 --> 01:19:59,927
Please, please, please!

1587
01:19:59,929 --> 01:20:00,928
Just for a little while.

1588
01:20:01,229 --> 01:20:02,296
BOTH: Yay!

1589
01:20:09,571 --> 01:20:10,805
Can we talk?

1590
01:20:23,451 --> 01:20:25,252
I am going to resign, Julian.

1591
01:20:26,121 --> 01:20:27,188
Absolutely not.

1592
01:20:27,923 --> 01:20:29,190
No.

1593
01:20:30,058 --> 01:20:32,293
Candace, listen to me.

1594
01:20:32,295 --> 01:20:34,495
The school does
not work without you.

1595
01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:36,297
We can find another way.
Together.

1596
01:20:37,299 --> 01:20:39,967
Listen. I don't
care what happened.

1597
01:20:40,535 --> 01:20:42,136
Because I love you.

1598
01:20:52,981 --> 01:20:53,848
(SNIFFLING)

1599
01:20:57,552 --> 01:20:59,587
I needed the money. Okay?

1600
01:21:09,064 --> 01:21:10,164
Okay.

1601
01:21:12,601 --> 01:21:13,601
Okay.

1602
01:21:23,178 --> 01:21:25,446
And for the record,
it was once.

1603
01:21:26,481 --> 01:21:29,984
I was young and I was stupid,

1604
01:21:29,986 --> 01:21:32,052
and I was drunk!
Babe...

1605
01:21:35,290 --> 01:21:36,357
Stop.

1606
01:21:40,395 --> 01:21:42,496
But I have moved on

1607
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,901
and I am those girls' mother.

1608
01:21:47,969 --> 01:21:49,303
And Julian,

1609
01:21:51,206 --> 01:21:54,909
I am your wife.
Come to me first.

1610
01:21:54,911 --> 01:21:56,543
Yes, baby. I'm sorry.

1611
01:21:57,646 --> 01:21:58,579
I'm sorry.

1612
01:22:00,048 --> 01:22:03,417
You and those girls
are my entire life.

1613
01:22:04,119 --> 01:22:05,986
Just please forgive me.

1614
01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:07,521
Please.

1615
01:22:08,623 --> 01:22:10,557
I guess.
Baby.

1616
01:22:13,028 --> 01:22:15,029
I love you, Julian.

1617
01:22:15,031 --> 01:22:16,096
I am so sorry.

1618
01:22:16,998 --> 01:22:18,232
CANDACE: I love you.

1619
01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:20,267
Lance, calm down.

1620
01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:21,669
How can I calm down?

1621
01:22:21,671 --> 01:22:23,704
I let my guard down.
I let my guard down!

1622
01:22:23,706 --> 01:22:25,506
I got sucker-punched. Again!

1623
01:22:25,508 --> 01:22:26,974
We don't know the full story...

1624
01:22:26,976 --> 01:22:28,943
I know enough of the story.
You think you do.

1625
01:22:28,945 --> 01:22:31,111
But we won't know until
we speak with Harper.

1626
01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:33,347
No. Fuck Harper! Fuck him!

1627
01:22:34,716 --> 01:22:36,116
Right.

1628
01:22:38,353 --> 01:22:39,720
There it is.

1629
01:22:42,223 --> 01:22:44,992
You're so filled
with anger that you...

1630
01:22:44,994 --> 01:22:48,128
And it's all aimed at him, but
we all played a part in it.

1631
01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:49,530
No. No, Mia.

1632
01:22:49,532 --> 01:22:51,065
We have never had
this discussion before,

1633
01:22:51,067 --> 01:22:52,700
and we are not about
to start right now!

1634
01:22:52,702 --> 01:22:55,569
Tell me how
angry you are at me.

1635
01:22:56,738 --> 01:22:57,738
I deserve it.

1636
01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:59,006
No.

1637
01:23:00,141 --> 01:23:01,709
I knew what I was doing.

1638
01:23:03,044 --> 01:23:04,478
I knew I was wrong.

1639
01:23:06,114 --> 01:23:07,614
And I knew it would hurt you.

1640
01:23:10,452 --> 01:23:12,619
And I'm sorry for that.

1641
01:23:15,590 --> 01:23:18,025
And I'm sorry that I chose him.

1642
01:23:21,763 --> 01:23:24,498
It's my fault what
it's done to you two.

1643
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:28,068
And I can't rest knowing that
you're still holding on to this.

1644
01:23:30,105 --> 01:23:31,705
You chose him?

1645
01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:34,541
It's weighing you down.
You need to let go.

1646
01:23:34,543 --> 01:23:35,609
You need him.

1647
01:23:37,245 --> 01:23:38,412
I don't need him.

1648
01:23:38,713 --> 01:23:40,047
Yeah.

1649
01:23:41,082 --> 01:23:42,449
Yeah, you do.

1650
01:23:45,754 --> 01:23:47,654
You need to forgive.

1651
01:23:50,291 --> 01:23:51,759
I will never forgive him.

1652
01:23:52,660 --> 01:23:54,061
I need you to.

1653
01:23:57,165 --> 01:24:00,200
Lance, look at me.

1654
01:24:34,469 --> 01:24:36,303
I called us a car, man.

1655
01:24:36,305 --> 01:24:38,105
You should go on.

1656
01:24:38,107 --> 01:24:40,274
I'll probably just end up
staying here or something.

1657
01:24:43,211 --> 01:24:44,678
That was some
melodramatic shit.

1658
01:24:47,248 --> 01:24:50,818
Guess you're off your high
horse now, ain't you?

1659
01:24:50,820 --> 01:24:53,487
So, you're just gonna
kick me when I'm down, huh?

1660
01:24:53,489 --> 01:24:55,589
I told you,
karma's a bitch, man.

1661
01:24:56,524 --> 01:24:58,659
I deserve this.

1662
01:24:58,661 --> 01:25:00,694
No. Ain't nobody
deserve misery.

1663
01:25:00,696 --> 01:25:02,830
But it's just your turn now.

1664
01:25:06,267 --> 01:25:08,735
See, that's exactly why
I don't tell people shit.

1665
01:25:08,737 --> 01:25:09,777
And how's that helped you?

1666
01:25:11,573 --> 01:25:14,508
Look, your marriage
is on the rocks,

1667
01:25:14,510 --> 01:25:18,612
you tried to exploit your best
friend for financial gain,

1668
01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:20,214
and you got a low sperm count.

1669
01:25:20,216 --> 01:25:21,715
I don't have a low sperm...

1670
01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:23,217
(CHUCKLING)

1671
01:25:23,852 --> 01:25:25,419
Oh. Fuck it.

1672
01:25:25,421 --> 01:25:27,688
Don't lie to Santa.

1673
01:25:27,690 --> 01:25:30,290
And don't be embarrassed, man.

1674
01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:31,558
It's just weird.

1675
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:33,360
Because you rarely
hear about brothers

1676
01:25:33,362 --> 01:25:35,796
in the hood with
fertility issues.

1677
01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:38,765
Especially with
"Baby mama drama this,

1678
01:25:38,767 --> 01:25:40,601
"and baby mama that."
I get it. I get it.

1679
01:25:42,370 --> 01:25:45,372
What I'm saying, Joe,

1680
01:25:45,374 --> 01:25:48,775
no matter how big of a
fiasco today was with Lance,

1681
01:25:50,512 --> 01:25:52,513
you're gonna be all right, man.

1682
01:25:56,484 --> 01:25:57,885
How can you be so sure?

1683
01:25:59,420 --> 01:26:01,188
Because I'm Q, baby.

1684
01:26:05,793 --> 01:26:08,829
Now, seriously,
do you need something?

1685
01:26:12,934 --> 01:26:14,902
We're worried about you, man.

1686
01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:22,843
Do you need some money?

1687
01:26:29,250 --> 01:26:30,517
Yeah.

1688
01:26:36,291 --> 01:26:38,892
I got you. Okay?

1689
01:26:41,329 --> 01:26:43,730
You just got to promise me one thing.
Yeah?

1690
01:26:45,633 --> 01:26:48,502
Just one time, call me Daddy.

1691
01:26:48,504 --> 01:26:49,903
(LAUGHING)

1692
01:26:54,309 --> 01:26:56,476
Come on, Joe.
Let's go home, man.

1693
01:26:59,614 --> 01:27:00,814
Shit.

1694
01:27:01,749 --> 01:27:03,483
I love you, man.

1695
01:27:06,254 --> 01:27:10,490
(SINGING) <i>O holy night</i>

1696
01:27:10,492 --> 01:27:16,296
<i>The stars are brightly shining</i>

1697
01:27:16,298 --> 01:27:19,466
<i>It is the night</i>

1698
01:27:19,468 --> 01:27:23,303
<i>Of the dear Savior's birth</i>

1699
01:27:27,275 --> 01:27:31,545
<i>Long lay the world</i>

1700
01:27:31,547 --> 01:27:37,317
<i>In sin and error pining</i>

1701
01:27:37,319 --> 01:27:40,654
<i>Till he appeared</i>

1702
01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:45,525
<i>And the soul felt its worth</i>

1703
01:27:47,662 --> 01:27:51,665
<i>A thrill of hope</i>

1704
01:27:52,533 --> 01:27:57,271
<i>The weary world rejoices</i>

1705
01:27:57,273 --> 01:28:01,875
<i>For yonder breaks</i>

1706
01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:05,912
<i>A new and glorious morn</i>

1707
01:28:06,648 --> 01:28:10,384
<i>Fall</i>

1708
01:28:10,386 --> 01:28:14,655
<i>On your knees</i>

1709
01:28:15,490 --> 01:28:19,559
<i>O hear Hear</i>

1710
01:28:19,561 --> 01:28:23,830
<i>The angels' voices</i>

1711
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:25,800
<i>O night</i>

1712
01:28:29,772 --> 01:28:33,707
<i>Divine</i>

1713
01:28:33,709 --> 01:28:34,209
<i>O night</i>

1714
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:42,482
<i>When Christ was born</i>

1715
01:28:43,785 --> 01:28:47,321
<i>O night</i>

1716
01:28:48,556 --> 01:28:54,961
<i>O holy night</i>

1717
01:28:56,030 --> 01:28:59,933
<i>O night divine</i>

1718
01:29:19,854 --> 01:29:22,022
(KIDS GIGGLING AND CHATTERING)

1719
01:29:25,660 --> 01:29:28,795
JORDAN: <i>Hey. Looks like we're
playing an epic game of phone tag.</i>

1720
01:29:29,864 --> 01:29:31,898
I can't say that I'm liking it.

1721
01:29:34,569 --> 01:29:38,004
Listen, Brian, I'm really
sorry for what I said.

1722
01:29:40,808 --> 01:29:43,477
I miss you.
And I wish you were here.

1723
01:29:44,645 --> 01:29:46,680
Merry Christmas.

1724
01:29:46,682 --> 01:29:48,014
Merry Christmas.

1725
01:29:49,417 --> 01:29:50,784
Hello?

1726
01:29:50,786 --> 01:29:51,918
Hi.

1727
01:29:57,725 --> 01:30:00,427
Damnedest thing, none of my
devices were working, so...

1728
01:30:02,630 --> 01:30:03,697
Baby.

1729
01:30:06,134 --> 01:30:07,734
LANCE: <i>I'm not going</i>
<i>to play today.</i>

1730
01:30:07,736 --> 01:30:09,803
Don't try to change my mind.

1731
01:30:09,805 --> 01:30:11,905
Honey...
No, I need to be here for you.

1732
01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:14,040
Honey, this is your
gift to the world.

1733
01:30:14,042 --> 01:30:18,645
It'll touch so many people
and lift so many spirits.

1734
01:30:18,647 --> 01:30:20,080
Baby, you're gonna be known
as the greatest ever to...

1735
01:30:20,082 --> 01:30:23,083
No. No.
I don't care about that.

1736
01:30:23,085 --> 01:30:25,886
You are the only thing that
I care about right now.

1737
01:30:25,888 --> 01:30:28,555
This just isn't fair, babe.
It's not fair.

1738
01:30:30,958 --> 01:30:32,492
It's his will.

1739
01:30:35,863 --> 01:30:37,130
It's his will.

1740
01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:40,033
You have been so strong.

1741
01:30:43,704 --> 01:30:45,038
And I didn't think...

1742
01:30:46,974 --> 01:30:48,542
I didn't allow
myself to think that...

1743
01:30:48,544 --> 01:30:49,609
Go play.

1744
01:30:50,812 --> 01:30:53,947
Go play and make us proud.

1745
01:30:53,949 --> 01:30:56,116
I'll be here when you get back.

1746
01:30:58,219 --> 01:30:59,586
I promise.

1747
01:31:02,691 --> 01:31:03,821
Yeah, you're right.

1748
01:31:03,847 --> 01:31:06,793
I should not have come
here and been dishonest.

1749
01:31:06,795 --> 01:31:07,661
Yeah, you think?

1750
01:31:09,564 --> 01:31:11,198
But you know what?
I'm glad I did.

1751
01:31:12,233 --> 01:31:14,034
Yeah.

1752
01:31:14,036 --> 01:31:16,937
Because in the
past couple of days,

1753
01:31:16,939 --> 01:31:19,206
we've talked more
than we have in years.

1754
01:31:21,075 --> 01:31:22,709
I mean, we used
to be best friends.

1755
01:31:24,612 --> 01:31:25,812
And now, I...

1756
01:31:26,848 --> 01:31:28,114
I want that back.

1757
01:31:29,951 --> 01:31:31,718
And I think you do, too.

1758
01:31:33,087 --> 01:31:35,155
This has nothing to
do with a book or...

1759
01:31:36,757 --> 01:31:38,158
You're my boy.

1760
01:31:41,529 --> 01:31:42,195
And I miss you.

1761
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:46,800
Why should I believe you?

1762
01:31:48,970 --> 01:31:50,604
Because all I have is my word.

1763
01:31:52,073 --> 01:31:53,240
Literally.

1764
01:31:54,141 --> 01:31:55,609
It's all I've got.

1765
01:32:03,818 --> 01:32:05,151
She wants me to play today.

1766
01:32:07,288 --> 01:32:09,256
That actually
makes sense to me.

1767
01:32:09,258 --> 01:32:11,825
In what way? How?

1768
01:32:11,827 --> 01:32:14,160
Because it's you, Lance.

1769
01:32:14,162 --> 01:32:16,263
God, family, football.

1770
01:32:19,634 --> 01:32:20,667
Did you pray on it?

1771
01:32:22,136 --> 01:32:24,004
My mind's made up.

1772
01:32:24,006 --> 01:32:26,306
I think Mia's
mind is made up too.

1773
01:32:27,775 --> 01:32:30,744
She pretty much trumps
you right about now.

1774
01:32:30,746 --> 01:32:33,713
You're not just playing for
you, or your team or the fans.

1775
01:32:33,715 --> 01:32:34,875
You're playing for all of us.

1776
01:32:36,150 --> 01:32:38,818
I mean, you know,
not me, but...

1777
01:32:41,856 --> 01:32:42,956
You play for Mia.

1778
01:32:43,691 --> 01:32:45,191
August, Hope,

1779
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:48,562
little LJ and Faith.

1780
01:32:51,065 --> 01:32:52,933
And on Christmas
you play for him.

1781
01:32:59,807 --> 01:33:01,074
I hate you, man.

1782
01:33:02,877 --> 01:33:04,210
I really hate you.

1783
01:33:05,846 --> 01:33:07,847
I know.

1784
01:33:07,849 --> 01:33:09,983
But you'll hate yourself more
if you don't ask him.

1785
01:33:11,819 --> 01:33:13,153
You should ask him.

1786
01:33:14,355 --> 01:33:15,956
He listens to you.

1787
01:33:37,878 --> 01:33:39,045
Do you need me
to pray with you?

1788
01:33:39,047 --> 01:33:40,046
Hold your hand?
Read Scripture?

1789
01:33:40,048 --> 01:33:41,314
Man, get the hell out of here.

1790
01:33:41,316 --> 01:33:42,949
Okay. I'm not even here.

1791
01:33:50,392 --> 01:33:54,260
(ON TV) <i>Hi, everyone, I'm Greg
Gumbel alongside Eddie George,</i>

1792
01:33:54,262 --> 01:33:56,129
<i>and we are live this evening,</i>

1793
01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:58,665
<i>for the New York Giants</i>
<i>and the Atlanta Falcons.</i>

1794
01:33:58,667 --> 01:34:01,201
<i>A game that will not only</i>
<i>determine the division,</i>

1795
01:34:01,203 --> 01:34:03,069
<i>but could be a significant step</i>

1796
01:34:03,071 --> 01:34:04,938
<i>for the ageless</i>
<i>veteran Lance Sullivan.</i>

1797
01:34:04,940 --> 01:34:10,043
<i>And tonight he is poised to break
the all-time rushing record.</i>

1798
01:34:10,045 --> 01:34:12,078
GREG: <i>176 yards</i>
<i>is a tall order.</i>

1799
01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:14,080
EDDIE: <i>Well, miracles</i>
<i>do happen. It's Christmas.</i>

1800
01:34:14,949 --> 01:34:16,349
GREG: <i>The give is to Sullivan.</i>

1801
01:34:16,351 --> 01:34:18,752
<i>Hit at the line of scrimmage.</i>
<i>Driven back.</i>

1802
01:34:18,754 --> 01:34:22,255
<i>That will be a loss</i>
<i>of two on the play.</i>

1803
01:34:22,257 --> 01:34:24,858
<i>Atlanta's saying it's not
going to be easy tonight.</i>

1804
01:34:24,860 --> 01:34:26,826
<i>They're going to make it a
point to stop him hard.</i>

1805
01:34:26,828 --> 01:34:29,062
GREG: <i>Second down now and 12.</i>

1806
01:34:29,064 --> 01:34:31,998
<i>Ellis.</i>
<i>Screen to the left side.</i>

1807
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,669
<i>And Sullivan is run over</i>
<i>at his own 10 yard line!</i>

1808
01:34:35,671 --> 01:34:37,437
<i>That's a loss of another eight.</i>

1809
01:34:37,439 --> 01:34:40,674
<i>The Dirty Bird defense</i>
<i>is nasty, physical.</i>

1810
01:34:40,676 --> 01:34:45,278
<i>They're going to make it very
hard to get this rushing record.</i>

1811
01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:47,147
GREG: <i>Third down and 20.</i>

1812
01:34:48,849 --> 01:34:50,984
<i>The give is to Sullivan.</i>
<i>Left side.</i>

1813
01:34:50,986 --> 01:34:52,452
<i>What a move to the outside!</i>

1814
01:34:52,454 --> 01:34:54,754
<i>Breaks free across the 20.</i>

1815
01:34:54,756 --> 01:34:55,955
<i>Across the 30!</i>

1816
01:34:55,957 --> 01:34:57,090
(GRUNTING)

1817
01:34:57,092 --> 01:34:59,059
<i>Hit! And he lost the football.</i>

1818
01:34:59,061 --> 01:35:00,927
<i>Covered by Atlanta!</i>

1819
01:35:00,929 --> 01:35:02,362
<i>He's definitely in</i>
<i>the Christmas spirit.</i>

1820
01:35:02,364 --> 01:35:04,998
<i>Giving away the football</i>
<i>to that Atlanta defense.</i>

1821
01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:09,269
<i>And a frustrating evening
continues for Lance Sullivan.</i>

1822
01:35:09,271 --> 01:35:11,805
Jordan, could you hand me
the phone, please?

1823
01:35:11,807 --> 01:35:13,139
Come on, Dad.

1824
01:35:13,141 --> 01:35:16,710
Hold on to the football!
Let's go!

1825
01:35:16,712 --> 01:35:18,078
MAN 1: You ain't breaking
no records like that!

1826
01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:19,946
GREG: <i>And that frustration</i>

1827
01:35:19,948 --> 01:35:20,980
<i>boiling over now on the sideline.</i>
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1828
01:35:20,982 --> 01:35:22,248
<i>You cannot do that.</i>

1829
01:35:22,250 --> 01:35:24,751
Mia, is everything okay?

1830
01:35:24,753 --> 01:35:27,253
No, we're...
I don't think I...

1831
01:35:27,255 --> 01:35:30,223
Get those cameras
out of my face!

1832
01:35:30,225 --> 01:35:32,058
Okay, okay, I will try.

1833
01:35:33,094 --> 01:35:34,494
You suck!

1834
01:35:34,496 --> 01:35:37,464
Lance, Lance? First off,
thanks for the seats.

1835
01:35:37,466 --> 01:35:40,333
The seats are amazing,
the game looks great.

1836
01:35:41,135 --> 01:35:43,503
Mia's on the phone for you.

1837
01:35:43,505 --> 01:35:45,238
What's up, baby? You okay?

1838
01:35:47,341 --> 01:35:49,375
No, I'm just...
Yeah, I'm trying to focus.

1839
01:35:53,848 --> 01:35:55,381
MAN 2: Get off the phone, man!

1840
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:09,262
Come on, D! Big down
right here! Big down!

1841
01:36:10,064 --> 01:36:11,898
Give me the ball, Coach.

1842
01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:12,966
You're done, L.
Take a seat.

1843
01:36:12,968 --> 01:36:16,503
Coach, give me the ball.

1844
01:36:19,140 --> 01:36:20,440
GREG: <i>With a half that</i>
<i>he and his team</i>

1845
01:36:20,442 --> 01:36:22,408
<i>would like to</i>
<i>forget behind him now,</i>

1846
01:36:22,410 --> 01:36:25,411
<i>Lance Sullivan lines up again</i>
<i>in the backfield.</i>

1847
01:36:25,413 --> 01:36:28,348
EDDIE: <i>He's going to have to turn
it on in order to get a victory,</i>

1848
01:36:28,350 --> 01:36:29,949
<i>and walk away with</i>
<i>the rushing record.</i>

1849
01:36:31,385 --> 01:36:33,853
GREG: <i>The give is to Sullivan.</i>
<i>Up the middle,</i>

1850
01:36:33,855 --> 01:36:37,257
<i>skips a tackler, dodges another tackler.
Stiff-arm!</i>

1851
01:36:37,259 --> 01:36:38,424
<i>And he's off to the races!</i>

1852
01:36:40,127 --> 01:36:41,494
<i>Breaks free in the open field.</i>

1853
01:36:41,496 --> 01:36:43,029
Come on, baby.

1854
01:36:43,031 --> 01:36:45,098
<i>Twenty, 10, 5...</i>
Come on, come on!

1855
01:36:46,367 --> 01:36:48,201
<i>Touchdown Giants!</i>

1856
01:36:48,203 --> 01:36:50,236
EDDIE: <i>And a beautiful run</i>
<i>by Lance Sullivan.</i>

1857
01:36:50,238 --> 01:36:53,106
<i>Sullivan, 65 yards.</i>

1858
01:36:53,108 --> 01:36:55,241
<i>He must have bathed in the
fountain of youth at halftime.</i>

1859
01:36:55,243 --> 01:36:57,243
Girl, what did you say to him?

1860
01:36:57,245 --> 01:36:58,878
I told him what I
wanted for Christmas.

1861
01:36:59,380 --> 01:37:01,114
Well, it worked.

1862
01:37:04,052 --> 01:37:07,854
GREG: <i>Lance Sullivan is</i>
<i>just eating up yardage.</i>

1863
01:37:07,856 --> 01:37:09,489
<i>He is attacking</i>
<i>this Atlanta defense.</i>

1864
01:37:09,491 --> 01:37:12,926
<i>This is a night you</i>
<i>live for as a running back.</i>

1865
01:37:16,430 --> 01:37:18,131
<i>Is that a 15-year</i>
<i>veteran doing that?</i>

1866
01:37:18,133 --> 01:37:20,133
Did you see that, Murch?
It was like this!

1867
01:37:20,135 --> 01:37:22,602
ANNOUNCER:
<i>26-yard gain. First down.</i>

1868
01:37:22,604 --> 01:37:24,518
Yeah, that's right!
Let's go, boy!

1869
01:37:24,544 --> 01:37:25,939
I'm young! I'll be back!

1870
01:37:25,941 --> 01:37:27,073
Yeah, let's go!

1871
01:37:29,276 --> 01:37:32,278
GREG: <i>Sullivan out of the
backfield, takes the pass.</i>

1872
01:37:32,280 --> 01:37:35,615
EDDIE: <i>He's got a chance to</i>
<i>get this record break.</i>

1873
01:37:35,617 --> 01:37:38,418
GREG: <i>Timeout Atlanta.</i>
<i>We'll be back.</i>

1874
01:37:38,420 --> 01:37:39,619
J?

1875
01:37:39,621 --> 01:37:41,287
Mmm.

1876
01:37:41,289 --> 01:37:43,556
Do you remember
Janice Burroughs?

1877
01:37:45,059 --> 01:37:48,461
Three years behind,
Pocahontas hair,

1878
01:37:48,463 --> 01:37:52,031
real pretty,
smooth cinnamon skin.

1879
01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:55,168
She had a big ol' booty and
she used to smile like this.

1880
01:37:55,170 --> 01:37:57,270
(CHUCKLES)

1881
01:37:57,272 --> 01:38:00,273
I know exactly who you're talking about.
I hated her.

1882
01:38:00,275 --> 01:38:01,507
Me, too!

1883
01:38:06,413 --> 01:38:09,515
Lance can get remarried,
but not to her.

1884
01:38:10,084 --> 01:38:11,351
You got me?

1885
01:38:13,988 --> 01:38:15,054
Yeah.

1886
01:38:16,625 --> 01:38:22,128
GREG: <i>This has been an unbelievable
second half for Lance Sullivan.</i>

1887
01:38:22,130 --> 01:38:23,563
KIDS: Yes!

1888
01:38:23,565 --> 01:38:25,431
AUGUST: Go on, Dad.

1889
01:38:25,433 --> 01:38:27,166
I don't want to
let you down, Mia.

1890
01:38:29,069 --> 01:38:30,370
Look at them.

1891
01:38:38,279 --> 01:38:39,345
Titi J,

1892
01:38:42,349 --> 01:38:45,251
you are their
godmother for a reason.

1893
01:38:51,292 --> 01:38:54,127
And you have to
be open to love.

1894
01:38:56,997 --> 01:38:58,131
Okay?

1895
01:39:00,534 --> 01:39:02,302
Got it.

1896
01:39:02,304 --> 01:39:04,070
You're going to be fine.

1897
01:39:07,408 --> 01:39:09,976
GREG: <i>Seven seconds</i>
<i>on the clock.</i>

1898
01:39:09,978 --> 01:39:13,279
<i>Fourth and goal.</i>
<i>The Giants down five.</i>

1899
01:39:14,715 --> 01:39:15,982
<i>A touchdown here wins it.</i>

1900
01:39:16,318 --> 01:39:20,987
EDDIE: <i>Greg, as a player, this
is the moment that you live for.</i>

1901
01:39:20,989 --> 01:39:23,589
<i>Fourth and goal. It's going to come
down to who wants it the most.</i>

1902
01:39:27,561 --> 01:39:28,661
GREG: <i>The defense shifts.</i>

1903
01:39:30,197 --> 01:39:31,631
<i>Here we go.</i>

1904
01:39:35,002 --> 01:39:36,669
Okay.

1905
01:39:36,671 --> 01:39:38,204
Come on, man, come on!

1906
01:39:38,206 --> 01:39:39,372
Red 80!

1907
01:39:39,374 --> 01:39:41,007
Go!

1908
01:39:41,009 --> 01:39:42,375
<i>The snap.</i>

1909
01:39:42,377 --> 01:39:44,410
<i>The give is to Sullivan.</i>

1910
01:39:44,412 --> 01:39:45,611
<i>To the right side.</i>

1911
01:39:47,715 --> 01:39:50,483
<i>Hit inside</i>
<i>the five by two defenders.</i>

1912
01:39:50,485 --> 01:39:51,551
<i>Still on his feet!</i>

1913
01:39:53,754 --> 01:39:54,988
<i>Three defenders!</i>

1914
01:39:58,359 --> 01:40:00,026
<i>Sullivan looking</i>
<i>for the end zone!</i>

1915
01:40:00,627 --> 01:40:01,728
(GRUNTING)

1916
01:40:06,033 --> 01:40:07,200
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
<i>Touchdown!</i>

1917
01:40:07,202 --> 01:40:09,602
(ALL CHEERING)

1918
01:40:09,604 --> 01:40:11,437
<i>Touchdown Giants,</i>
<i>touchdown Sullivan.</i>

1919
01:40:15,776 --> 01:40:17,744
<i>And with that carry,</i>

1920
01:40:17,746 --> 01:40:21,047
<i>Lance Sullivan breaks</i>
<i>the all-time rushing record.</i>

1921
01:40:21,049 --> 01:40:22,415
<i>What a gift to the fans.</i>

1922
01:40:32,292 --> 01:40:34,060
Did you see that, Mom?

1923
01:40:34,062 --> 01:40:36,662
Yeah. Daddy did it.
He did it.

1924
01:40:44,506 --> 01:40:49,809
<i>a leader of his team, in his
community, in the league!</i>

1925
01:40:49,811 --> 01:40:52,712
<i>A faithful family</i>
<i>man who has always</i>

1926
01:40:52,714 --> 01:40:55,348
<i>displayed a level</i>
<i>of professionalism</i>

1927
01:40:55,350 --> 01:40:57,183
<i>since he came into the league</i>
<i>as a Heisman winner...</i>

1928
01:40:57,185 --> 01:40:59,352
I love you, babies.
I love you too, Mommy.

1929
01:41:00,320 --> 01:41:01,687
LJ: Love you, Mom.

1930
01:41:14,101 --> 01:41:15,735
You did it, L-Boogie!

1931
01:41:17,404 --> 01:41:18,471
(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)

1932
01:41:18,473 --> 01:41:19,839
We got to go, we got to go.

1933
01:41:54,241 --> 01:41:55,842
(SIREN WAILING)

1934
01:42:04,384 --> 01:42:06,252
I love you.

1935
01:42:08,188 --> 01:42:09,422
I love you.

1936
01:42:46,527 --> 01:42:48,161
KIDS: Daddy!

1937
01:42:50,631 --> 01:42:52,498
Daddy, you were...
You scored 100!

1938
01:42:52,500 --> 01:42:54,400
You were so good.

1939
01:42:54,402 --> 01:42:55,768
LANCE: You guys saw the game?

1940
01:42:55,770 --> 01:42:57,470
GIRL: It was so good!

1941
01:42:57,472 --> 01:42:58,905
(WHISPERS) I love you.

1942
01:42:58,907 --> 01:43:00,206
I'm glad you guys saw it.

1943
01:43:00,208 --> 01:43:01,874
You're good every time.
Thank you.

1944
01:43:01,876 --> 01:43:05,344
Come, little ones.
Give Mommy and Daddy time.

1945
01:43:06,280 --> 01:43:07,346
Hi.

1946
01:43:08,215 --> 01:43:08,948
Hey.

1947
01:43:20,360 --> 01:43:21,427
You did it.

1948
01:43:23,363 --> 01:43:24,530
Yeah.

1949
01:43:25,199 --> 01:43:26,399
I did it.

1950
01:43:28,802 --> 01:43:29,835
My hero.

1951
01:43:36,610 --> 01:43:38,578
I love you, Lance Sullivan.

1952
01:43:40,247 --> 01:43:43,883
I love you.
I love you so much.

1953
01:43:47,321 --> 01:43:49,622
Merry Christmas.

1954
01:44:27,561 --> 01:44:29,595
Hey. I'll see you over there.

1955
01:44:29,597 --> 01:44:31,731
Hey, Harp. Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah.

1956
01:44:32,933 --> 01:44:34,033
Hey, Harper.

1957
01:44:35,303 --> 01:44:41,407
Listen, before I'm all crazed
and hopped up on Valium,

1958
01:44:41,409 --> 01:44:43,376
I wanted to give you this.

1959
01:44:45,345 --> 01:44:46,612
What's this?

1960
01:44:47,581 --> 01:44:48,702
It's your Christmas miracle.

1961
01:44:50,884 --> 01:44:53,386
Shelby, I can't.
You can. And you will.

1962
01:44:56,823 --> 01:44:58,858
Can we just arrange some
playdates for the girls?

1963
01:45:01,295 --> 01:45:02,561
Sure.

1964
01:45:05,332 --> 01:45:06,399
Thank you.

1965
01:45:06,401 --> 01:45:07,633
Okay.

1966
01:45:24,051 --> 01:45:25,051
I'm sorry.

1967
01:45:39,399 --> 01:45:44,804
(SINGING) <i>As around the Sun the
Earth knows she's revolving</i>

1968
01:45:46,573 --> 01:45:51,477
<i>And the rosebuds</i>
<i>know to bloom in early May</i>

1969
01:45:53,914 --> 01:45:57,817
<i>Just as hate</i>
<i>knows love's the cure</i>

1970
01:45:57,819 --> 01:46:01,087
<i>You can rest your mind assured</i>

1971
01:46:01,089 --> 01:46:05,891
<i>That I'll be loving you always</i>

1972
01:46:05,893 --> 01:46:11,497
<i>Until the rainbow</i>
<i>burns the stars out in the sky</i>

1973
01:46:11,499 --> 01:46:13,132
<i>See, always</i>

1974
01:46:13,134 --> 01:46:18,437
<i>Until the ocean</i>
<i>covers every mountain high</i>

1975
01:46:18,439 --> 01:46:20,639
<i>Always</i>

1976
01:46:20,641 --> 01:46:25,745
<i>Until the dolphin flies</i>
<i>and parrots live at sea</i>

1977
01:46:25,747 --> 01:46:27,980
<i>Always</i>

1978
01:46:27,982 --> 01:46:34,153
<i>Until we dream of life</i>
<i>and life becomes a dream</i>

1979
01:46:36,089 --> 01:46:41,093
<i>Did you know true</i>
<i>love asks for nothing?</i>

1980
01:46:52,639 --> 01:46:54,707
Mia Morgan Sullivan.

1981
01:47:09,956 --> 01:47:11,157
Excuse me.

1982
01:47:12,759 --> 01:47:15,628
Mia Morgan Sullivan

1983
01:47:15,630 --> 01:47:18,631
was one of the greatest people
any of us has ever known.

1984
01:47:20,834 --> 01:47:23,969
Even though none of us wanted
to believe she would be here,

1985
01:47:23,971 --> 01:47:25,171
she knew.

1986
01:47:27,674 --> 01:47:28,974
<i>She knew she would.</i>

1987
01:47:28,976 --> 01:47:30,543
Take your time.

1988
01:47:30,545 --> 01:47:32,144
Come on, babies.

1989
01:47:32,146 --> 01:47:35,014
<i>She made sure that we</i>
<i>would all be here, too.</i>

1990
01:47:35,982 --> 01:47:38,050
Not to mourn death,

1991
01:47:39,486 --> 01:47:40,886
but to celebrate life.

1992
01:47:42,722 --> 01:47:45,925
Being with her in the days
leading to her home-going,

1993
01:47:48,161 --> 01:47:52,031
was the greatest gift
any of us have ever received.

1994
01:47:54,067 --> 01:47:55,134
Because of her,

1995
01:47:57,704 --> 01:47:59,538
we are friends for life.

1996
01:48:01,074 --> 01:48:04,777
<i>Because of her, we're family.</i>

1997
01:48:06,913 --> 01:48:08,247
Kennedy, where...

1998
01:48:10,750 --> 01:48:13,986
HARPER: Mia was,
and is an angel.

1999
01:48:18,225 --> 01:48:21,827
It's tragically ironic that the
day we received the Son of God,

2000
01:48:23,263 --> 01:48:25,598
<i>he called one of</i>
<i>his daughters home.</i>

2001
01:48:30,237 --> 01:48:32,838
I know that God has a plan.

2002
01:48:34,040 --> 01:48:35,140
I know.

2003
01:48:37,711 --> 01:48:39,144
But this one...

2004
01:48:44,050 --> 01:48:46,552
This one is
really hard to accept.

2005
01:48:53,660 --> 01:48:54,527
(SIGHS)

2006
01:49:00,534 --> 01:49:01,967
(SNIFFLING)

2007
01:49:09,609 --> 01:49:11,710
She can't go.

2008
01:49:11,712 --> 01:49:13,646
She can't go.

2009
01:49:13,648 --> 01:49:16,282
No, she can't go, she can't go.

2010
01:49:17,250 --> 01:49:20,119
She can't go, she can't.

2011
01:49:20,720 --> 01:49:21,820
She can't go.

2012
01:49:21,822 --> 01:49:22,988
It's all right.

2013
01:49:25,759 --> 01:49:26,825
It's okay.

2014
01:49:36,136 --> 01:49:39,638
Baby, do you want me to fix you a plate?
The potato salad is great.

2015
01:49:39,640 --> 01:49:41,574
Have you seen my mom?

2016
01:49:46,580 --> 01:49:47,880
(SIGHS)

2017
01:49:49,616 --> 01:49:51,250
Why do we keep doing this?

2018
01:49:52,786 --> 01:49:54,019
Who knows?

2019
01:49:56,723 --> 01:49:58,991
Maybe it's in the stars.

2020
01:49:58,993 --> 01:50:01,894
Quentin, we're both
emotional right now.

2021
01:50:01,896 --> 01:50:03,662
This is not a love connection.

2022
01:50:05,932 --> 01:50:07,099
What if it is?

2023
01:50:09,669 --> 01:50:12,738
I wonder what
would happen if...

2024
01:50:12,740 --> 01:50:14,773
If you and I really
gave it a shot.

2025
01:50:18,878 --> 01:50:20,813
Oh, hell no.

2026
01:50:20,815 --> 01:50:21,981
Where's my underwear?

2027
01:50:22,749 --> 01:50:24,350
You didn't wear any.

2028
01:50:26,219 --> 01:50:27,353
Oh, yeah.

2029
01:50:28,121 --> 01:50:29,755
That was nice.

2030
01:50:30,824 --> 01:50:32,257
You're disgusting.

2031
01:50:33,893 --> 01:50:36,195
Hey, L.

2032
01:50:36,197 --> 01:50:38,731
Robyn and I are
about to take off.

2033
01:50:38,733 --> 01:50:40,265
Do you need anything?

2034
01:50:40,267 --> 01:50:42,034
No, I'm good, man, thanks.

2035
01:50:42,036 --> 01:50:43,235
Okay.

2036
01:50:44,337 --> 01:50:47,873
That was a great eulogy, man.

2037
01:50:48,808 --> 01:50:49,675
It was perfect.

2038
01:50:50,343 --> 01:50:51,377
Thanks.

2039
01:50:54,347 --> 01:50:57,216
Whatever he's doing up there,

2040
01:50:57,218 --> 01:51:00,285
I don't know, I just don't
think it's fair, man.

2041
01:51:00,287 --> 01:51:02,407
I don't think I can have faith
in something like that.

2042
01:51:03,723 --> 01:51:05,024
I hear you, man.

2043
01:51:06,192 --> 01:51:07,826
But he's always there.

2044
01:51:12,298 --> 01:51:14,400
That's why you'll
always be the better man.

2045
01:51:16,169 --> 01:51:18,437
Thanks for the baby clothes.

2046
01:51:18,439 --> 01:51:20,673
And keep in touch.

2047
01:51:30,150 --> 01:51:31,216
All right.

2048
01:51:37,857 --> 01:51:40,092
I'm going to go to the kitchen.
Do you need anything?

2049
01:51:40,094 --> 01:51:41,927
I'm fine, honey. Thanks.

2050
01:51:41,929 --> 01:51:43,295
Baby, I know you're fine.

2051
01:51:44,764 --> 01:51:47,866
Oh, hey, Julian, I talked
to a couple of people,

2052
01:51:47,868 --> 01:51:50,436
I might have some leads for
you if you're interested.

2053
01:51:50,438 --> 01:51:52,304
There's always next year, sure!

2054
01:51:53,006 --> 01:51:54,273
Excuse us, ladies.

2055
01:52:00,980 --> 01:52:03,115
He is a cutie-pie keeper.

2056
01:52:03,117 --> 01:52:04,416
(CHUCKLES)

2057
01:52:05,118 --> 01:52:06,719
Yes, he is.

2058
01:52:07,187 --> 01:52:08,387
I love him.

2059
01:52:09,723 --> 01:52:11,156
Yeah, I love him.

2060
01:52:11,158 --> 01:52:12,891
Uh-huh. I can tell!

2061
01:52:12,893 --> 01:52:14,193
(EXHALES)

2062
01:52:16,730 --> 01:52:18,230
Are you okay, Robyn?

2063
01:52:18,232 --> 01:52:20,833
Yeah, I'm fine,
I just... Oh!

2064
01:52:20,835 --> 01:52:22,067
Oh, my God, you're in labor.

2065
01:52:22,069 --> 01:52:23,435
ROBYN: No, no, I'm not.

2066
01:52:23,437 --> 01:52:26,438
Just help me up so
I can go to the bathroom.

2067
01:52:28,074 --> 01:52:29,141
Oh!

2068
01:52:30,043 --> 01:52:31,510
Oh, my God, it's happening.

2069
01:52:31,512 --> 01:52:33,145
Harper!

2070
01:52:35,115 --> 01:52:37,449
(MOANING IN PAIN)

2071
01:52:37,451 --> 01:52:39,852
Okay. How far apart
are the contractions?

2072
01:52:40,987 --> 01:52:42,321
They're about 10 minutes.

2073
01:52:42,323 --> 01:52:43,856
HARPER: She said
about 10 minutes.

2074
01:52:43,858 --> 01:52:45,224
Lance, hurry.

2075
01:52:45,226 --> 01:52:47,126
We're about 45
minutes at least.

2076
01:52:47,128 --> 01:52:49,328
JORDAN: Just breathe,
Robyn, just breathe.

2077
01:52:51,064 --> 01:52:53,098
Not anymore, Harp.
HARPER: Oh, no.

2078
01:52:53,100 --> 01:52:54,299
What the hell?

2079
01:52:54,301 --> 01:52:58,003
You're doing great.
Just hang in there, baby.

2080
01:52:58,005 --> 01:52:59,538
Harp?
Yeah?

2081
01:52:59,540 --> 01:53:00,500
Hop out. We got to talk.

2082
01:53:02,108 --> 01:53:04,409
(YELLS)

2083
01:53:04,411 --> 01:53:07,279
Okay, what's up?
This baby ain't gonna wait, okay?

2084
01:53:07,281 --> 01:53:09,248
The contractions are too close.
I'm gonna call my doctor.

2085
01:53:09,250 --> 01:53:11,450
He delivered all my
kids and I trust him.

2086
01:53:11,452 --> 01:53:13,485
Okay, great.
Hold on, Harp.

2087
01:53:14,921 --> 01:53:16,188
I got to check her cervix.

2088
01:53:17,924 --> 01:53:19,091
Come again?

2089
01:53:19,093 --> 01:53:20,425
He's gonna need to
talk me through this

2090
01:53:20,427 --> 01:53:21,748
in case things
get a little hairy.

2091
01:53:21,961 --> 01:53:24,263
I mean, critical.

2092
01:53:24,265 --> 01:53:26,098
I know,
but you're not a doctor.

2093
01:53:26,100 --> 01:53:27,900
I know. Look, Harp,

2094
01:53:27,902 --> 01:53:30,135
I was there for all my kids.
The nurses taught me how to measure.

2095
01:53:30,137 --> 01:53:31,937
And I know my way
around a vagina.

2096
01:53:33,973 --> 01:53:36,074
It was a joke.
Just trying to lighten the mood.

2097
01:53:37,811 --> 01:53:40,012
Okay, but the baby's breech.

2098
01:53:40,014 --> 01:53:42,147
I got you, Harp, okay?
Everything's gonna be all right.

2099
01:53:42,149 --> 01:53:43,949
All right, I should tell Robyn.

2100
01:53:43,951 --> 01:53:46,251
I heard! Just do it!
Let's go!

2101
01:53:48,188 --> 01:53:51,056
Robyn, I'm just gonna measure,
that's all. Just gonna measure.

2102
01:53:54,160 --> 01:53:55,640
NELSON: (ON PHONE)
<i>How dilated is she?</i>

2103
01:53:56,362 --> 01:53:58,363
About eight and a half, nine.

2104
01:53:58,365 --> 01:54:00,032
<i>Robyn, you're doing great.</i>

2105
01:54:00,034 --> 01:54:02,100
It hurts.
<i>I know.</i>

2106
01:54:02,102 --> 01:54:04,303
Hang in there.

2107
01:54:04,305 --> 01:54:06,071
<i>Lance, you're gonna</i>
<i>have to deliver this baby.</i>

2108
01:54:06,073 --> 01:54:07,139
(MOANS LOUDLY)

2109
01:54:07,141 --> 01:54:08,207
Oh, boy.

2110
01:54:08,209 --> 01:54:10,509
It's a breech baby, Doc.

2111
01:54:10,511 --> 01:54:13,846
<i>Okay. Get here as fast as humanly
possible, but if you can't...</i>

2112
01:54:14,848 --> 01:54:17,316
Wait, you're breaking up, Doc.

2113
01:54:17,318 --> 01:54:19,585
Doctor Nelson! Doctor Nelson!
No, no! Oh, God.

2114
01:54:19,587 --> 01:54:20,986
We must be in a bad area.

2115
01:54:20,988 --> 01:54:22,554
What the fuck?
Yeah, you think?

2116
01:54:22,556 --> 01:54:24,223
(SCREAMING)

2117
01:54:25,391 --> 01:54:27,459
Move out of the way, Grandma!

2118
01:54:27,461 --> 01:54:29,094
Hang in there, baby.

2119
01:54:29,096 --> 01:54:31,930
Lance, I was supposed
to have a C-section.

2120
01:54:31,932 --> 01:54:33,892
I didn't want to be cut,
but I want you to cut me.

2121
01:54:34,334 --> 01:54:36,068
What? No, no, no, baby.

2122
01:54:36,070 --> 01:54:39,571
No one's gonna cut you, sweetie.
Everything's gonna be fine.

2123
01:54:39,573 --> 01:54:41,240
Right, Harp?

2124
01:54:41,242 --> 01:54:43,876
Right, Harp?
Right, yeah.

2125
01:54:43,878 --> 01:54:46,243
Everything's gonna be fine, baby.
All right?

2126
01:54:46,269 --> 01:54:47,346
You're doing great.

2127
01:54:47,348 --> 01:54:49,081
Robyn, on this
next contraction,

2128
01:54:49,083 --> 01:54:51,016
I want you to push, okay?
Are you with me?

2129
01:54:51,018 --> 01:54:52,951
You're gonna push, okay?
Okay.

2130
01:54:52,953 --> 01:54:54,219
Here it comes.

2131
01:54:54,221 --> 01:54:55,287
Push.
(GRUNTS)

2132
01:54:55,289 --> 01:54:57,256
Okay, go.
Push, baby, push!

2133
01:54:57,258 --> 01:54:58,557
Oh, shit!

2134
01:55:00,226 --> 01:55:01,126
How's she doing?

2135
01:55:01,961 --> 01:55:03,128
I got the feet.

2136
01:55:03,130 --> 01:55:04,630
He's got the feet.
Feet!

2137
01:55:04,632 --> 01:55:07,065
He's got the feet.
Oh, God! It's feet!

2138
01:55:07,067 --> 01:55:08,166
Just like Faith.

2139
01:55:08,168 --> 01:55:09,568
You're doing real good.

2140
01:55:11,604 --> 01:55:13,438
I got to find the cord.
HARPER: Oh, my God.

2141
01:55:13,440 --> 01:55:15,240
Here comes another one.

2142
01:55:15,242 --> 01:55:18,443
No, no, no, don't push, okay?
Just breathe.

2143
01:55:18,445 --> 01:55:20,279
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

2144
01:55:21,281 --> 01:55:24,016
Look at me, Robyn.
Breathe.

2145
01:55:24,617 --> 01:55:26,285
Baby, I love you.

2146
01:55:26,287 --> 01:55:28,587
I am so in love with you, okay?

2147
01:55:28,589 --> 01:55:30,055
(HORN HONKING)
Fuck you!

2148
01:55:30,057 --> 01:55:31,556
You're doing really great.

2149
01:55:31,558 --> 01:55:33,959
Lance, please.

2150
01:55:33,961 --> 01:55:35,027
Please.

2151
01:55:37,263 --> 01:55:38,630
CANDACE: Hang on, Robyn.

2152
01:55:52,011 --> 01:55:53,545
(BABY CRYING)

2153
01:55:54,080 --> 01:55:55,447
It's a girl.

2154
01:55:58,084 --> 01:55:58,951
Okay.

2155
01:55:59,519 --> 01:56:00,652
(SIGHS)

2156
01:56:02,088 --> 01:56:03,155
How you doing?

2157
01:56:03,157 --> 01:56:04,423
Hi, Mom. Are you okay?

2158
01:56:04,425 --> 01:56:06,058
ROBYN: God, she's beautiful.

2159
01:56:06,060 --> 01:56:07,626
She's beautiful.

2160
01:56:11,064 --> 01:56:12,564
Thank you.

2161
01:56:20,106 --> 01:56:21,740
WOMAN: She's beautiful.

2162
01:56:35,321 --> 01:56:37,556
I love you.
I love you.

2163
01:56:45,064 --> 01:56:46,131
Hi.
What's up?

2164
01:56:48,067 --> 01:56:49,534
What's happening, y'all?

2165
01:56:50,403 --> 01:56:52,237
Congratulations.
Thank you.

2166
01:56:52,239 --> 01:56:54,339
You guys...
Oh, my gosh!

2167
01:56:57,710 --> 01:57:00,379
Auntie Shelby's here!

2168
01:57:02,148 --> 01:57:03,448
Q, Q, Q!

2169
01:57:04,650 --> 01:57:06,752
Can we be in it, too?

2170
01:57:09,022 --> 01:57:11,356
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, I appreciate it.

2171
01:57:11,358 --> 01:57:13,325
(BABY CRYING)
"Let me go to Momma."

2172
01:57:19,098 --> 01:57:20,198
WOMAN: What's wrong?

2173
01:57:20,200 --> 01:57:21,533
Precious.

2174
01:57:25,038 --> 01:57:26,104
Hey, cutie.

2175
01:57:27,206 --> 01:57:28,306
You're adorable.

2176
01:57:28,308 --> 01:57:30,108
Perfect.

2177
01:57:30,110 --> 01:57:31,576
Cute little nose.

2178
01:57:35,248 --> 01:57:36,381
So precious.

2179
01:57:40,420 --> 01:57:42,320
ROBYN: <i>Harper,</i>
<i>you have a package.</i>

2180
01:57:49,662 --> 01:57:51,196
LANCE: That's your
first edition, huh?

2181
01:57:52,832 --> 01:57:54,399
Yeah, man.

2182
01:58:02,208 --> 01:58:03,475
Thank you, Lance.

2183
01:58:05,278 --> 01:58:06,845
Thank you.

2184
01:58:06,847 --> 01:58:08,213
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

2185
01:58:12,218 --> 01:58:13,585
It's Q.

2186
01:58:13,587 --> 01:58:14,853
Put that fool on speaker, man.

2187
01:58:14,855 --> 01:58:16,721
What's happening, Q?
We got you on speaker.

2188
01:58:16,723 --> 01:58:18,423
What up, Q?
QUENTIN: <i>Fellas.</i>

2189
01:58:19,425 --> 01:58:21,793
Quentin's getting married.

2190
01:58:21,795 --> 01:58:24,696
Yeah! And Harp, I want
you to be my best man.

2191
01:58:26,199 --> 01:58:27,632
<i>But one thing.</i>

2192
01:58:27,634 --> 01:58:28,874
You better not have fucked her.

2193
01:58:31,737 --> 01:58:33,138
(CRYING)

2194
01:58:37,410 --> 01:58:38,877
Yeah, it's time.

2195
01:58:40,746 --> 01:58:42,280
(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)

2195
01:58:43,305 --> 01:58:49,860
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