1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 2 00:01:16,814 --> 00:01:18,715 Greetings, my friend. 3 00:01:18,717 --> 00:01:20,951 We are all interested in the future, 4 00:01:20,953 --> 00:01:25,322 for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. 5 00:01:25,324 --> 00:01:27,157 And remember my friends, 6 00:01:27,159 --> 00:01:29,559 future events such as these 7 00:01:29,561 --> 00:01:31,995 will affect you in the future. 8 00:01:53,084 --> 00:01:55,318 You are interested in the unknown, 9 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,254 the mysterious, the unexplainable. 10 00:01:58,256 --> 00:02:00,290 That is why you are here. 11 00:02:41,932 --> 00:02:45,602 And now for the first time, we are bringing to you 12 00:02:45,604 --> 00:02:50,040 the full story of what happened on that fateful day. 13 00:02:50,042 --> 00:02:52,242 We are giving you all the evidence 14 00:02:52,244 --> 00:02:54,844 based only on the secret testimony 15 00:02:54,846 --> 00:02:57,113 of the miserable souls 16 00:02:57,115 --> 00:02:59,883 who survived this terrifying ordeal. 17 00:02:59,885 --> 00:03:02,986 The incidents, the places, 18 00:03:02,988 --> 00:03:06,456 my friend, we cannot keep as a secret any longer. 19 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:08,625 Let us punish the guilty. 20 00:03:08,627 --> 00:03:11,628 Let us reward the innocent. 21 00:03:11,630 --> 00:03:15,065 My friend, can your heart stand 22 00:03:15,067 --> 00:03:17,667 the shocking facts about... 23 00:03:21,739 --> 00:03:25,175 Only moments ago, after five long weeks of searching, 24 00:03:25,177 --> 00:03:28,111 Capri Johnson was discovered just a few feet from here 25 00:03:28,113 --> 00:03:30,847 on this deserted road, just outside of Reno, Nevada. 26 00:03:30,849 --> 00:03:32,482 Thanks to an anonymous tip, 27 00:03:32,484 --> 00:03:34,417 Channel 11 was first on the scene. 28 00:03:34,419 --> 00:03:36,586 I must warn you the footage you are about to see 29 00:03:36,588 --> 00:03:38,388 is extremely disturbing. 30 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:40,590 Sensitive viewers may not want to watch. 31 00:03:57,775 --> 00:04:00,343 Cameron, what are you doing? 32 00:04:00,345 --> 00:04:02,712 I'm just trying to find a condom, babe. 33 00:04:02,714 --> 00:04:05,048 Get back into bed. 34 00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:06,716 Oh, I'll be there. 35 00:04:06,718 --> 00:04:08,218 Come on. 36 00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:11,421 Get ready for the Cameron Townes Show, baby. 37 00:04:17,461 --> 00:04:19,462 Hoo-hoowa. Mm-mm. 38 00:04:29,241 --> 00:04:31,574 Oh, shit, I gotta go. 39 00:04:31,576 --> 00:04:32,842 Wh-what? 40 00:04:32,844 --> 00:04:34,277 Where are you going? 41 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:38,281 I'm gonna take my grandma to the Star Trek convention. 42 00:04:38,283 --> 00:04:41,050 What the fuck, are you fucking recording me? 43 00:04:41,052 --> 00:04:42,318 No, never. 44 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,953 Are you fucking serious? Shit! 45 00:04:43,955 --> 00:04:45,021 Give me that camera back. 46 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:46,756 A bold remark, Miss Stewart. 47 00:04:46,758 --> 00:04:49,559 Hello, my name is Cameron Townes. 48 00:04:49,561 --> 00:04:50,927 And I'm working on a documentary 49 00:04:50,929 --> 00:04:54,330 about the greatest 21st birthday trip to Las Vegas 50 00:04:54,332 --> 00:04:57,767 in the history of 21st birthday... 51 00:04:57,769 --> 00:05:00,170 Yo, brown bag special, shut it, man. 52 00:05:00,172 --> 00:05:01,538 You're ruining your intro 53 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:02,739 to your birthday video. 54 00:05:02,741 --> 00:05:04,541 No shit, I brought him 55 00:05:04,543 --> 00:05:07,110 so you could have this to remember. 56 00:05:07,112 --> 00:05:09,813 No shit, this is Graham, he's the birthday boy. 57 00:05:09,815 --> 00:05:11,815 But I love this man. 58 00:05:11,817 --> 00:05:14,150 Not... there's not many people out there that'll go out... 59 00:05:14,152 --> 00:05:17,120 How is he related to this guy... 60 00:05:17,122 --> 00:05:21,391 and do a full brown out in fucking Vegas! 61 00:05:21,393 --> 00:05:23,626 Brown is the way to the woman's heart. 62 00:05:23,628 --> 00:05:26,462 It is, I agree, I've done the brown out before. 63 00:05:26,464 --> 00:05:28,164 My shoes are brown, as well. 64 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:30,033 They're made outta hemp. 65 00:05:31,268 --> 00:05:33,403 Because... ...or a rapist. 66 00:05:33,405 --> 00:05:36,072 One, you need to stop dressing like a boy scout 67 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,540 and two, you need to stop saying things 68 00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:40,376 like, you know, it's not... But, this is actually... 69 00:05:40,378 --> 00:05:42,478 How those are bong rips treating you up there? 70 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,114 Not, good there, Cameron. 71 00:05:45,116 --> 00:05:46,316 Maybe that's because it's like, 72 00:05:46,318 --> 00:05:47,684 eight in the morning or something. 73 00:05:47,686 --> 00:05:49,919 You know what, smoking weed at eight in the morning 74 00:05:49,921 --> 00:05:52,555 is actually the greatest thing ever invented. 75 00:05:52,557 --> 00:05:55,625 Who, someone invented smoking weed at eight in the morning? 76 00:05:55,627 --> 00:05:57,594 I think it might have been Freud. 77 00:05:57,596 --> 00:05:59,495 Freud, Sigmund Freud. 78 00:05:59,497 --> 00:06:01,731 Sigmund Freud, you mean Siegfried? 79 00:06:01,733 --> 00:06:03,600 No, not... Siegfried and Roy... 80 00:06:03,602 --> 00:06:05,301 Not the tiger, no, I'm talking about... 81 00:06:05,303 --> 00:06:07,203 That's what we're going to see, dude. 82 00:06:07,205 --> 00:06:08,571 You guys are fucking stupid. 83 00:06:08,573 --> 00:06:09,672 - Did you get tickets for Siegfried and Roy? - Yes. 84 00:06:09,674 --> 00:06:11,774 You got that in common, at least. 85 00:06:11,776 --> 00:06:13,009 I think I smoked too much. 86 00:06:13,011 --> 00:06:14,010 What? 87 00:06:14,012 --> 00:06:15,311 Oh, shit. 88 00:06:15,313 --> 00:06:16,379 I'm gonna fucking puke. 89 00:06:16,381 --> 00:06:19,315 I'm not even on the road yet, dude. Don't puke in my car, dude. 90 00:06:19,317 --> 00:06:20,884 What a fucking pussy. 91 00:06:20,886 --> 00:06:22,218 I'm serious, don't puke in my car. 92 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:23,653 He's gonna blow, he's gonna blow. 93 00:06:23,655 --> 00:06:25,755 Do what you want... puke. 94 00:06:25,757 --> 00:06:27,223 Close. 95 00:06:27,225 --> 00:06:30,393 Puke. Don't puke. 96 00:06:30,395 --> 00:06:31,561 I'm actually gonna puke. 97 00:06:31,563 --> 00:06:34,030 I know... puke. 98 00:06:34,032 --> 00:06:35,465 I wanna see it. 99 00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:39,269 Oh, shit! 100 00:06:39,271 --> 00:06:42,238 What the fuck did you eat? 101 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,007 Something pink. 102 00:06:45,476 --> 00:06:46,476 So, 103 00:06:46,478 --> 00:06:48,011 Anyway, 104 00:06:48,013 --> 00:06:50,513 As I was saying, I don't think I even need to give an intro 105 00:06:50,515 --> 00:06:53,049 to the trip anything more after our buddy, Graham here 106 00:06:53,051 --> 00:06:54,517 just set it up for us. 107 00:06:54,519 --> 00:06:56,920 Let's go pick up Tommy Kay. 108 00:06:56,922 --> 00:06:59,489 Ho, ho, ho, hee. That was good. 109 00:06:59,491 --> 00:07:02,191 Cameron, you didn't say he fucking worked here. 110 00:07:03,962 --> 00:07:06,329 What the fuck? 111 00:07:06,331 --> 00:07:07,397 What's going on? 112 00:07:07,399 --> 00:07:09,565 How are you all doing? 113 00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:11,734 What's up with the camera? 114 00:07:11,736 --> 00:07:12,802 Can you take five? 115 00:07:12,804 --> 00:07:14,837 Tommy Kay, baby, the opposite of gay. 116 00:07:14,839 --> 00:07:15,872 Get it straight. 117 00:07:15,874 --> 00:07:17,707 Hey, can you take five? What? 118 00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:19,042 Can you take five? We need to talk. 119 00:07:19,044 --> 00:07:20,143 We gotta talk right now. 120 00:07:20,145 --> 00:07:21,444 About what, how? 121 00:07:21,446 --> 00:07:23,246 You guys are not going to get me fired from my job? 122 00:07:23,248 --> 00:07:24,981 This shirt come with this job 123 00:07:24,983 --> 00:07:26,683 or did you have to buy it yourself? 124 00:07:26,685 --> 00:07:30,086 Tommy, Tommy, can you hear me? 125 00:07:30,088 --> 00:07:32,755 Tommy Kay has no idea we're about to yank his ass 126 00:07:32,757 --> 00:07:34,857 out of this job and take him to Vegas. 127 00:07:34,859 --> 00:07:36,459 He says no... 128 00:07:37,561 --> 00:07:39,062 You guys are gonna get me fired, bro. 129 00:07:39,064 --> 00:07:40,430 Hop on, hop on. 130 00:07:40,432 --> 00:07:42,231 Who's gonna see this? 131 00:07:42,233 --> 00:07:43,566 You guys are gonna get me fired. 132 00:07:43,568 --> 00:07:44,634 No, no, no. 133 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:45,768 Come on, let's go. 134 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:47,503 No, no, no, you're gonna get me fired, dude. 135 00:07:47,505 --> 00:07:49,105 You 21? 136 00:07:49,107 --> 00:07:52,608 Happy mother fuckin' birthday. 137 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:55,111 Don't stay too close 'cause it gives me a wide angle like, 138 00:07:55,113 --> 00:07:56,346 distortion of my face. 139 00:07:56,348 --> 00:07:57,580 We're going to Vegas. 140 00:07:57,582 --> 00:07:58,748 You always do this, man. 141 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,516 I'm not going. 142 00:08:00,518 --> 00:08:01,851 I'm not going. We're going to Vegas. 143 00:08:01,853 --> 00:08:02,919 I'm not going. 144 00:08:02,921 --> 00:08:04,320 Yeah, you are. Wanna see the move, man? 145 00:08:04,322 --> 00:08:05,989 We're going. I am not going like this. 146 00:08:05,991 --> 00:08:07,223 It's my fuckin' birthday. 147 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:09,459 We got you clothes, man, let's go. 148 00:08:09,461 --> 00:08:12,362 Come on, Tommy, we don't have time, dude. 149 00:08:12,364 --> 00:08:13,429 Let's do it! 150 00:08:13,431 --> 00:08:14,697 You got Matt Hardy? You know it. 151 00:08:14,699 --> 00:08:16,532 Even though I could pick up women with anything, 152 00:08:16,534 --> 00:08:18,568 I don't wanna be, you know... 153 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:19,836 Stop that. 154 00:08:19,838 --> 00:08:21,537 Why do I have my apron on right now? 155 00:08:21,539 --> 00:08:23,639 It's all right, you're fired already. 156 00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:25,074 Just keep it. 157 00:08:25,076 --> 00:08:26,809 Dude, your dad better give me a job then. 158 00:08:26,811 --> 00:08:27,910 I'm not playing. 159 00:08:27,912 --> 00:08:29,712 Just keep that hair net on all night. 160 00:08:29,714 --> 00:08:31,981 Take it off. Oh, shit. 161 00:08:31,983 --> 00:08:33,216 You got gel? 162 00:08:33,218 --> 00:08:34,717 Yeah, we got gel. Where's the gel? 163 00:08:34,719 --> 00:08:36,519 Projectile vomited. 164 00:08:36,521 --> 00:08:39,389 Like, all over the street. 165 00:08:39,391 --> 00:08:42,091 Almost in the car, we almost had to kick his ass. 166 00:08:42,093 --> 00:08:44,193 It was like gray and amber, dude. 167 00:08:44,195 --> 00:08:45,928 How'd he throw up? 168 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:49,065 I don't know, I guess I smoked too much or something. 169 00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:50,767 Are you bulimic? 170 00:08:50,769 --> 00:08:52,535 Not bulimic, he was sick. 171 00:08:52,537 --> 00:08:54,203 What do you mean? 172 00:08:54,205 --> 00:08:55,938 Yeah, I took theater class in middle school, 173 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:57,106 but you wouldn't know about that. 174 00:08:57,108 --> 00:09:00,276 Anyways, um, and action. 175 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:03,046 Hey, guys, this is Tommy Kay reporting 176 00:09:03,048 --> 00:09:05,548 from the back seat of the ca... of the car. 177 00:09:08,118 --> 00:09:09,685 I'll... I'll finish. 178 00:09:09,687 --> 00:09:11,721 My friend, Graham, 179 00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:14,524 is bulimic. 180 00:09:14,526 --> 00:09:16,159 And I'm gonna call him out on his shit 181 00:09:16,161 --> 00:09:17,193 'cause that's what friends do. 182 00:09:17,195 --> 00:09:18,428 I'm... I'm a little worried now. 183 00:09:18,430 --> 00:09:20,063 A little bit. 184 00:09:20,065 --> 00:09:21,764 What do you want me to fuckin' say? 185 00:09:21,766 --> 00:09:24,233 I fuckin' smoked a little bit of weed... 186 00:09:24,235 --> 00:09:26,002 okay, a lot of bit of weed 187 00:09:26,004 --> 00:09:30,540 and I fuckin' had my cranberry scone 188 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:33,509 like I do every morning. 189 00:09:33,511 --> 00:09:35,411 I mean, you shouldn't be vomiting. 190 00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:37,280 It was pink, for God sakes. 191 00:09:37,282 --> 00:09:40,516 Yeah, because I had a fuckin' cranberry scone, dick! 192 00:09:40,518 --> 00:09:44,620 Does Cameron have a rape face? 193 00:09:44,622 --> 00:09:46,389 Now, put the camera in your face really quick. 194 00:09:46,391 --> 00:09:49,692 And tell me, you should have played American Psycho. 195 00:09:49,694 --> 00:09:52,095 Did you make her? Hey, Capri. 196 00:09:52,097 --> 00:09:53,296 Hey, Luke. 197 00:09:53,298 --> 00:09:56,065 Hey, Capri, baby, boo-boo bear, no, no, yes. 198 00:10:02,072 --> 00:10:04,974 You want us to take you to Vegas 199 00:10:04,976 --> 00:10:06,109 so you can see Jake? 200 00:10:06,111 --> 00:10:07,510 That sounds like more of a gift for you 201 00:10:07,512 --> 00:10:09,272 than a gift for me. On my brother's birthday? 202 00:10:13,518 --> 00:10:17,053 Does she have... does she have women with her? 203 00:10:17,055 --> 00:10:18,221 Hello? Ask her. 204 00:10:18,223 --> 00:10:19,355 Yeah. 205 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,590 What? 206 00:10:20,592 --> 00:10:21,891 We'll be there in 20. 207 00:10:21,893 --> 00:10:23,626 No. No, no. 208 00:10:23,628 --> 00:10:24,760 I'll see you in a minute. 209 00:10:24,762 --> 00:10:28,531 What the fuck, dude? 210 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:29,866 She's not my friend. 211 00:10:29,868 --> 00:10:31,501 You still play pancake at 22. 212 00:10:31,503 --> 00:10:34,036 What is pancake? 213 00:10:34,038 --> 00:10:35,805 This is so gay, dude. 214 00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:38,107 We're backtracking to go pick up pancake. 215 00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:40,309 Get off, I'm not... What is pancake? 216 00:10:40,311 --> 00:10:42,545 Patty-cake? Oh, patty-cake. 217 00:10:42,547 --> 00:10:43,546 No, fuck off. 218 00:10:43,548 --> 00:10:45,081 Yeah, you see, you know now. 219 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,816 Okay, I play, 220 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:49,952 because I'm the only one who's got quick enough hands to do the fucking patty-cake. 221 00:10:49,954 --> 00:10:52,054 Graham, reject me one more time, see what happens... just one time. 222 00:10:52,056 --> 00:10:54,123 See watch. 223 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:57,226 Whoa, God, you're pinching me, you fucking weirdo! 224 00:10:57,228 --> 00:10:59,061 Tommy? Oh, my God. 225 00:10:59,063 --> 00:11:00,596 Were you worried they were going to send you 226 00:11:00,598 --> 00:11:02,231 back across the border? 227 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:03,966 I'm not Mexican, dude. 228 00:11:03,968 --> 00:11:05,401 I'm... I'm from Illinois. 229 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:06,702 Same difference. 230 00:11:06,704 --> 00:11:08,171 Happy birthday, Graham! 231 00:11:08,173 --> 00:11:11,641 You don't get anything you want. What does it matter? 232 00:11:11,643 --> 00:11:14,277 Because we were going to have the fucking four of us, man! 233 00:11:14,279 --> 00:11:16,379 She's gonna ride with us and then we're gonna drop her off. 234 00:11:16,381 --> 00:11:18,681 You can't... I don't understand why you're so mad, Graham? 235 00:11:18,683 --> 00:11:19,849 It's not... it's not a big deal. 236 00:11:19,851 --> 00:11:21,551 See, you're not a big deal. 237 00:11:21,553 --> 00:11:23,386 Tommy Kay's down with it. 238 00:11:23,388 --> 00:11:25,555 Bro, I'm gonna fuckin' sock you in the mouth. 239 00:11:25,557 --> 00:11:26,589 Tommy Kay, you weren't even gonna fucking come. 240 00:11:26,591 --> 00:11:28,024 You were gonna fucking flip pizzas 241 00:11:28,026 --> 00:11:29,892 for the rest of the fuckin' week. 242 00:11:29,894 --> 00:11:32,929 Yeah, you weren't gonna fucking come. 243 00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,030 All right, I'm sorry. 244 00:11:34,032 --> 00:11:36,332 Can you stay quiet for a second? I need a vent. 245 00:11:36,334 --> 00:11:38,968 I don't ha... and back to me. 246 00:11:38,970 --> 00:11:42,638 I don't have a fade. I don't feel comfortable with the shirt. 247 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,740 I can tell when you're lying to me, go ahead. 248 00:11:44,742 --> 00:11:47,276 Okay, go ahead. You feel happy now? 249 00:11:47,278 --> 00:11:50,413 This is the... this is the hospital where Graham was born. 250 00:11:50,415 --> 00:11:51,681 Quick, get a shot of that. 251 00:11:51,683 --> 00:11:53,349 That's beautiful. 252 00:11:53,351 --> 00:11:54,617 It's brown too. 253 00:11:54,619 --> 00:11:55,952 We goin' to Vegas? 254 00:11:55,954 --> 00:11:58,221 Let's go to Vegas. Yes, we're going to Vegas. 255 00:11:58,223 --> 00:11:59,388 Let's get pumped up. 256 00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:00,389 Whatever. 257 00:12:00,391 --> 00:12:01,857 Vegas on three, Cam. 258 00:12:01,859 --> 00:12:03,125 On three... Vegas. 259 00:12:03,127 --> 00:12:06,195 One, two, three. Go. 260 00:12:06,197 --> 00:12:07,964 All right, for everybody's information, 261 00:12:07,966 --> 00:12:10,266 moving on down the road. 262 00:12:10,268 --> 00:12:12,635 We got a little stowaway in the back seat now though, 263 00:12:12,637 --> 00:12:16,939 because somebody just had to tag along. 264 00:12:16,941 --> 00:12:19,775 Guilty, right there. 265 00:12:19,777 --> 00:12:21,944 You know you wanted me to come, don't lie. 266 00:12:21,946 --> 00:12:23,913 Oh, and I came bearing gifts. 267 00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:25,414 What are you drawing over there? 268 00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:29,051 Oh, that's so sweet. 269 00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:31,153 If... 270 00:12:31,155 --> 00:12:33,723 them two were to have a kid, this is how it would look like. 271 00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:34,924 I agree. 272 00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:37,126 His name is Pepe. 273 00:12:37,128 --> 00:12:38,728 Oh, shit. 274 00:12:40,731 --> 00:12:43,032 We're all gonna die, we're never gonna make it to Vegas. 275 00:12:45,469 --> 00:12:46,802 Okay, say something. 276 00:12:46,804 --> 00:12:48,104 Um, 277 00:12:48,106 --> 00:12:51,274 Why are you here, where did you come from? 278 00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:55,611 Because I am going to go see my boyfriend. 279 00:12:55,613 --> 00:12:57,013 And you guys are giving me a ride. 280 00:12:57,015 --> 00:12:59,048 So kindly, my good friends. 281 00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:00,816 Can I draw a dinosaur on your cheek? 282 00:13:00,818 --> 00:13:02,985 He's holdin' the camera. 283 00:13:02,987 --> 00:13:04,954 You're holdin' the camera, it's my turn to play. 284 00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:08,324 You're not here. 285 00:13:08,326 --> 00:13:11,027 You need to practice invisibility... Okay, I'm tired of the attitude. 286 00:13:11,029 --> 00:13:13,062 We're pretending that you don't exist. 287 00:13:13,064 --> 00:13:14,930 Why are you guys so mean then? 288 00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,098 You exist, I see you. 289 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,400 This was a dude's trip. 290 00:13:17,402 --> 00:13:18,634 Dude's trip only. 291 00:13:18,636 --> 00:13:20,536 And you are gay for sure now. 292 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,937 How am I gay? 293 00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:23,172 You're sucking your banana. 294 00:13:23,174 --> 00:13:26,509 Just because he has feelings, okay? 295 00:13:26,511 --> 00:13:29,845 Gay, gay. Stop!... 296 00:13:29,847 --> 00:13:33,249 Yo, fuckface, film me humpin' the fuckin' stegosaur. 297 00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:34,450 The what? 298 00:13:34,452 --> 00:13:35,451 Get it, dude. 299 00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:37,853 What'd he say? 300 00:13:37,855 --> 00:13:40,356 Yeah, you like that? Yeah, man. 301 00:13:40,358 --> 00:13:43,192 You gotta thrust the hips, though. 302 00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:46,395 Hey, easy dude, don't bust a nut on this thing. 303 00:13:46,397 --> 00:13:48,664 Hey, Graham. 304 00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:51,067 Oh, boy. 305 00:13:51,069 --> 00:13:52,168 You wanna hump this thing? 306 00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,436 Yes, I wanna hump that thing. 307 00:13:53,438 --> 00:13:55,304 Oh, yeah, get some. 308 00:13:56,773 --> 00:13:58,441 Hey, wait your turn, buddy. 309 00:13:58,443 --> 00:13:59,508 All right, all right. 310 00:14:04,281 --> 00:14:05,381 No pleasure for the dinosaur. 311 00:14:05,383 --> 00:14:07,316 You're up, buddy. And it's a guy. 312 00:14:07,318 --> 00:14:08,617 I don't do this shit. 313 00:14:08,619 --> 00:14:10,920 Short and sweet, just like your mother likes it. 314 00:14:10,922 --> 00:14:12,855 That's great, you're talkin' about my mom again. 315 00:14:12,857 --> 00:14:15,491 What, man, she has soft hands. 316 00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:17,993 Uh, that's really weird. 317 00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,362 Why is that weird? 318 00:14:19,364 --> 00:14:20,863 It's not like I'm saying it sexually, okay? 319 00:14:20,865 --> 00:14:24,133 I just mean, her hands feel like they're dipped in shea butter or something. 320 00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:25,401 It's actually quite amazing. 321 00:14:25,403 --> 00:14:26,836 Well, how would you feel if I showed her 322 00:14:26,838 --> 00:14:28,471 this fuckin' tape? 323 00:14:28,473 --> 00:14:32,308 I would say, "Mrs. Cohen, you have silky, soft, smooth hands. 324 00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:33,476 And I love you." 325 00:14:33,478 --> 00:14:34,977 Okay. Let's get outta here. 326 00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:36,779 I'm not fuckin'... 327 00:14:36,781 --> 00:14:38,247 Ready? 328 00:14:40,784 --> 00:14:42,752 I can't believe those two haven't fucked, dude. 329 00:14:42,754 --> 00:14:45,921 What, yeah, they have. 330 00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:47,623 What? What? 331 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:48,791 When? 332 00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:51,227 Holy shit, wait a second. 333 00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:56,699 Hey, how come you guys didn't tell me you've screwed before? 334 00:14:58,135 --> 00:14:59,969 What? 335 00:14:59,971 --> 00:15:03,773 Cat's out of the bag, just answer the question. 336 00:15:03,775 --> 00:15:05,274 Hey, you know what? 337 00:15:05,276 --> 00:15:07,209 This is perfect, this makes sense. 338 00:15:07,211 --> 00:15:09,011 Yeah, okay, turn the camera off. It's evolution. 339 00:15:09,013 --> 00:15:10,079 I'm being serious right now. 340 00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:11,080 Cameron, come on, this shit's not cool. 341 00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:12,114 No, I'm being seriou... 342 00:15:12,116 --> 00:15:13,916 Let my talk to you for a min... oh! 343 00:15:13,918 --> 00:15:15,284 Uh! 344 00:15:15,286 --> 00:15:16,852 I'm telling you, you guys make a c... 345 00:15:21,225 --> 00:15:23,492 Sorry, buddy. 346 00:15:23,494 --> 00:15:25,060 Thanks, still love you. 347 00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,901 I don't tell you guys everything. 348 00:15:31,903 --> 00:15:33,636 Oh, fuck off, it's about the group. 349 00:15:33,638 --> 00:15:35,638 I tell you everything. 350 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,573 Hey, you guys, this was something personal. 351 00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:38,941 If there's inner-group fucking, 352 00:15:38,943 --> 00:15:40,209 I have a right to know 353 00:15:40,211 --> 00:15:41,644 and so does the documentary. 354 00:15:44,515 --> 00:15:47,883 Not only do you tell everybody, hey, but now I'm gonna tell it in front of Capri 355 00:15:47,885 --> 00:15:48,984 and on camera. 356 00:15:48,986 --> 00:15:52,521 Guys, guys, guys, hello? 357 00:15:52,523 --> 00:15:54,156 You guys are a... 358 00:15:54,158 --> 00:15:57,159 So, there, no, it's not. What the fuck is going on? 359 00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:59,495 It's none of your business either. No, it is my business 360 00:15:59,497 --> 00:16:01,664 because both of you are my friend 361 00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:04,366 and I think both of you make a perfect couple. 362 00:16:04,368 --> 00:16:05,935 And I don't know what the fuck you're doing. 363 00:16:05,937 --> 00:16:07,736 I mean, I don't know what you're doing with that guy. 364 00:16:07,738 --> 00:16:09,071 You've known him your whole life. 365 00:16:09,073 --> 00:16:12,675 I don't understand what is stopping you from committing. 366 00:16:12,677 --> 00:16:14,043 Why would we want to ruin that? 367 00:16:14,045 --> 00:16:16,045 Our friendship, our relationship. 368 00:16:19,983 --> 00:16:22,184 Graham, shut up, please. 369 00:16:22,186 --> 00:16:23,486 Yeah, there's no fucking trust 370 00:16:23,488 --> 00:16:25,187 'cause you didn't trust me enough to tell me. 371 00:16:25,189 --> 00:16:27,089 I think that it's not fair... 372 00:16:27,091 --> 00:16:28,090 You can't tell me? 373 00:16:28,092 --> 00:16:29,325 I fuckin' told you and you're... 374 00:16:29,327 --> 00:16:30,993 So what's the big deal if Tommy Kay knows? 375 00:16:30,995 --> 00:16:32,761 Let's hear what Tommy Kay has to say. 376 00:16:32,763 --> 00:16:35,965 I think it's not fair that you're keeping Luke on hold. 377 00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:39,068 And I think it's not fair that you are still single, my friend. 378 00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:40,436 I got side girls. 379 00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:42,905 And that is just... that's just... 380 00:16:42,907 --> 00:16:46,575 Why am I keeping him on hold? 381 00:16:46,577 --> 00:16:48,911 I mean, a friendship isn't good enough? 382 00:16:48,913 --> 00:16:50,880 I think your boyfriend should be your best friend. 383 00:16:52,616 --> 00:16:56,285 But why can't I have my best friend and my boyfriend? 384 00:16:56,287 --> 00:16:58,621 And have him always here, always... 385 00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,222 Wow, always here. No, I don't mean like that. 386 00:17:00,224 --> 00:17:01,757 Do you live in like, never-never land? 387 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:04,460 I don't mean it like that, obviously... now, look you guys. 388 00:17:04,462 --> 00:17:06,328 What do you think about Luke's side girls? 389 00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:09,498 Oh, yeah. 390 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,900 Well, that shouldn't affect you 391 00:17:10,902 --> 00:17:12,801 because he should be able to fuck 392 00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:14,570 as many girls as he wants 393 00:17:14,572 --> 00:17:17,573 'cause you guys are not in a committed relationship. 394 00:17:17,575 --> 00:17:19,608 I'm going on a fucking spree tonight. 395 00:17:19,610 --> 00:17:22,711 Fuck, yes, amen! 396 00:17:22,713 --> 00:17:25,080 Okay, well I thought you guys were doing me a favor 397 00:17:25,082 --> 00:17:27,349 and I didn't know you were going to give me such a hassle about it 398 00:17:27,351 --> 00:17:29,084 and make things awkward. 399 00:17:29,086 --> 00:17:31,887 While everything's awkward, I'm gonna tell you about this thing. 400 00:17:31,889 --> 00:17:33,589 This story. This awkward story. 401 00:17:33,591 --> 00:17:36,091 So, when we were actually doing the dirty, 402 00:17:36,093 --> 00:17:38,327 Why do have... no. 403 00:17:48,071 --> 00:17:51,674 She's on top and she's like... 404 00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:55,878 "Hey, I want you to F me in my little P." 405 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,147 And I was like, "What the fuck?" 406 00:17:59,516 --> 00:18:02,051 You're such assholes! 407 00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:06,755 You're such an asshole. 408 00:18:06,757 --> 00:18:09,692 I'm not talking to you the rest of the trip. Let go! 409 00:18:09,694 --> 00:18:11,860 Did she actually say D and P? 410 00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:13,629 Or was she like... 411 00:18:13,631 --> 00:18:15,598 That is some kinky shit. 412 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,600 I'm not talking to you the rest of the trip. 413 00:18:17,602 --> 00:18:18,867 Ow, you're hurting my wrist. 414 00:18:18,869 --> 00:18:21,236 Please put your D in my PPs. 415 00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:23,472 I wonder what little Jakey-poo would think of that? 416 00:18:23,474 --> 00:18:24,974 Oh, my God, that wasn't easy. 417 00:18:24,976 --> 00:18:26,141 I'm not talking to you the rest of the trip. 418 00:18:26,143 --> 00:18:28,310 You know what, Capri? 419 00:18:28,312 --> 00:18:32,548 You know what, you're payment for us driving you is us showing Jake this tape. 420 00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:34,450 You're crazy, turn it off. 421 00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:38,554 Taco chan, yummy yum-yum. 422 00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:40,089 Hey. 423 00:18:40,091 --> 00:18:41,256 Cameron? 424 00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:42,257 Hey? 425 00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:43,459 Yeah, what? 426 00:18:43,461 --> 00:18:46,028 Team Jacob or Team Edward? 427 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:48,097 Team Jacob, dude for sure. Love Lautner. 428 00:18:48,099 --> 00:18:50,833 Right, that's what I'm talkin' about. Steve Taylor. 429 00:18:50,835 --> 00:18:52,434 That's what I'm talkin' about. 430 00:18:52,436 --> 00:18:54,203 You kind of remind me of him, dude. Really? 431 00:18:54,205 --> 00:18:55,471 Maybe with your shirt off, especially. 432 00:18:55,473 --> 00:18:57,373 Do you think? Yes, yeah. 433 00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:58,941 Yes, definitely, I know. 434 00:18:58,943 --> 00:19:02,378 TK, TK? What, what? 435 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,713 Team Jacob or Team Edward? 436 00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:05,814 What? 437 00:19:05,816 --> 00:19:07,216 Edward or Jacob? 438 00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:08,384 Fuck you talkin' about? 439 00:19:08,386 --> 00:19:09,918 Dude, don't be a fag. 440 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,687 Team Edward or Team Jacob? 441 00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,288 Oh, I'm the one being a fag, and you guys are talking 442 00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:14,890 about which Twilight character I like. 443 00:19:17,428 --> 00:19:20,663 All right, fine, I seen Twilight a couple times and it's not a big deal. 444 00:19:20,665 --> 00:19:22,231 A couple times? Truth comes out. 445 00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:24,099 Dude, you know what, give me the camera. 446 00:19:24,101 --> 00:19:27,269 Okay, Capri, now I want you to swear into the camera. 447 00:19:28,304 --> 00:19:29,505 I swear. 448 00:19:29,507 --> 00:19:31,540 Uh, swear on your burrito. 449 00:19:33,643 --> 00:19:35,878 I swear on this burrito 450 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,414 that this fine establishment has made for me 451 00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:40,716 that I will be one of the guys for the rest of the trip. 452 00:19:40,718 --> 00:19:43,218 And once we're in Vegas, I will find my boyfriend 453 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:46,121 and let you little boys have your bro time. 454 00:19:46,123 --> 00:19:48,557 And I swear I'll pee standing up. 455 00:19:48,559 --> 00:19:50,759 And I swear I'll pee standing up. 456 00:19:50,761 --> 00:19:51,960 That's gross. Ooh. 457 00:19:51,962 --> 00:19:53,896 Oh, wait, and I also swear 458 00:19:53,898 --> 00:19:56,365 that I won't tell about our yoga class Friday. 459 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:59,735 Oh. 460 00:19:59,737 --> 00:20:01,437 Toga. 461 00:20:01,439 --> 00:20:03,072 Toga. Just a minute, it's okay. 462 00:20:03,074 --> 00:20:05,107 I'm really getting into Roman culture. 463 00:20:05,109 --> 00:20:06,108 Toga. 464 00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:08,143 Douche bag. Graham, Cameron, 465 00:20:08,145 --> 00:20:10,279 could we just let her eat, and go. 466 00:20:10,281 --> 00:20:13,115 I want to learn how to lick my elbow. 467 00:20:13,117 --> 00:20:15,150 Hey, get a room, get a room, guys. 468 00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:17,586 Stop. Seriously, gross. 469 00:20:17,588 --> 00:20:18,954 Gross. 470 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,856 I mean, I'll punch you in the face. 471 00:20:20,858 --> 00:20:23,392 Oh, wow, okay, that's... 472 00:20:26,429 --> 00:20:27,830 That was my burrito. 473 00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:29,598 Just 'cause you swore on it, doesn't mean it's yours. 474 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,533 Yeah, it kinda was. 475 00:20:31,535 --> 00:20:33,635 Why... 476 00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:45,214 I just don't know. 477 00:20:45,216 --> 00:20:47,549 He kinda just swept me off my feet. 478 00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:49,351 Oh, that is so lame. 479 00:20:49,353 --> 00:20:51,120 You don't think it has anything to do with the fact 480 00:20:51,122 --> 00:20:53,322 that he's like, a marine adonis? 481 00:20:53,324 --> 00:20:54,690 Despite how perfect he is, 482 00:20:54,692 --> 00:20:57,092 there's no way this guy is right for you. 483 00:20:57,094 --> 00:20:59,828 Don't you think maybe it should be me and you? 484 00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:03,565 I just think you and I are some day kind of relationship. 485 00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:07,603 Jake and I are a today kind of relationship, Lukie. 486 00:21:07,605 --> 00:21:10,339 When do you think some day will be, Capri? 487 00:21:10,341 --> 00:21:11,540 I just don't know, Luke. 488 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:13,242 Don't put so much pressure on me. 489 00:21:13,244 --> 00:21:14,676 What am I supposed to do? 490 00:21:14,678 --> 00:21:16,279 Dance. Tell me. Just tell me what to do. 491 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,713 Just dance. Okay. 492 00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:19,515 Yo, what are we waiting for? 493 00:21:19,517 --> 00:21:21,650 What are you guys doing? Spotted. 494 00:21:21,652 --> 00:21:23,819 Go, move, move. 495 00:21:25,522 --> 00:21:27,322 Move, we're spotted! 496 00:21:27,324 --> 00:21:29,558 No, you ruinin' my gain right now... hello? 497 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,859 Damn you, Tommy. 498 00:21:30,861 --> 00:21:33,195 With what guys? Listening to us five minutes? 499 00:21:33,197 --> 00:21:34,363 Call you right back. 500 00:21:34,365 --> 00:21:35,564 Cameron. 501 00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:37,733 I thought it was past five minutes. 502 00:21:37,735 --> 00:21:39,268 No. He didn't hear anything. 503 00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:40,769 Let's go. 504 00:21:40,771 --> 00:21:42,204 We gotta go. 505 00:21:42,206 --> 00:21:46,175 Can you talk to Ashley, tell her that you're not a girl. 506 00:21:46,177 --> 00:21:48,243 Ashley, Ashley, I'll buy you a drink... 507 00:21:48,245 --> 00:21:50,612 For the better of all of us. It's Graham. 508 00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:54,183 You're in time out. 509 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,286 Graham, take it easy, brother. 510 00:21:57,288 --> 00:21:59,955 Graham. Ow! 511 00:21:59,957 --> 00:22:03,025 Oh, you're gonna fucking crash, dude. 512 00:22:03,027 --> 00:22:05,160 Holy shit. We're going to be there in twenty miles. 513 00:22:05,162 --> 00:22:07,262 I'm pulling off, I'm pulling off. 514 00:22:07,264 --> 00:22:09,464 We're gonna be there in ten minutes. 515 00:22:09,466 --> 00:22:11,400 Where are you gonna pull off? There's no exits. 516 00:22:11,402 --> 00:22:12,568 What do you want me to do? 517 00:22:12,570 --> 00:22:14,303 I want you to hold it, like a man. 518 00:22:14,305 --> 00:22:16,238 Do you have like, a fucking box or something? 519 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,240 A box? 520 00:22:19,543 --> 00:22:21,543 He's gonna shit in a box. 521 00:22:21,545 --> 00:22:23,145 Let's make him shit in a box. 522 00:22:23,147 --> 00:22:24,413 Hold the wheel for a sec. No. 523 00:22:24,415 --> 00:22:25,714 Hold the fucking wheel! 524 00:22:25,716 --> 00:22:26,949 I don't know. 525 00:22:26,951 --> 00:22:28,250 What is he doing, dude? Come on. 526 00:22:28,252 --> 00:22:30,252 Graham. No. 527 00:22:30,254 --> 00:22:32,254 If you do this, we're turning around. Oh, my God. 528 00:22:32,256 --> 00:22:34,323 Okay, okay. Ohh! 529 00:22:34,325 --> 00:22:35,406 What, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 530 00:22:38,629 --> 00:22:40,195 I'm over the hump, I'm over the hump. 531 00:22:40,197 --> 00:22:42,197 What's wrong with you? What did you eat today? 532 00:22:42,199 --> 00:22:46,268 Oh, my God, ahh! 533 00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:47,569 All right, seriously, 534 00:22:47,571 --> 00:22:51,039 this is the kind of fine establishment you do not go inside of unless you want to get 535 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:54,276 man raped by a truck driver with a Fu Manchu, you know what I mean? 536 00:22:54,278 --> 00:22:56,678 And Graham's been in here for like, 30 minutes. 537 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,046 We're gonna go check on him. 538 00:22:59,249 --> 00:23:01,583 Yo, Grahaminator? 539 00:23:01,585 --> 00:23:02,985 I just pooped. 540 00:23:02,987 --> 00:23:05,220 I was guessing you had. 541 00:23:05,222 --> 00:23:07,356 Jesus, it smells great. 542 00:23:07,358 --> 00:23:09,758 Well, hello. 543 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,994 What do we have here? 544 00:23:14,664 --> 00:23:16,098 There it is. 545 00:23:18,868 --> 00:23:24,006 Women willing to do anything to make you happy. In all caps, anything. 546 00:23:24,008 --> 00:23:26,241 Believe you me, I can put that to the test. 547 00:23:28,044 --> 00:23:31,346 Capri and Luke, sitting in a tree, 548 00:23:31,348 --> 00:23:34,850 k-i-s-s-i-n-g, 549 00:23:34,852 --> 00:23:38,587 first comes love, then comes marriage, 550 00:23:38,589 --> 00:23:40,155 Are we going to have to deal with this the whole trip? 551 00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:42,324 Are we going to have to deal with this the whole trip? 552 00:23:42,326 --> 00:23:45,694 That's not all, that's not all, 553 00:23:45,696 --> 00:23:48,797 baby's fucking sucking my balls. 554 00:23:48,799 --> 00:23:52,301 Oh. 555 00:23:52,303 --> 00:23:54,636 In Vegas, stays in Vegas. 556 00:23:54,638 --> 00:23:59,541 What stays in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 557 00:23:59,543 --> 00:24:01,176 Stays in Vegas. 558 00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:04,546 What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 559 00:24:05,648 --> 00:24:08,016 Stays in Vegas. 560 00:24:17,961 --> 00:24:19,428 I'm taking your girl! 561 00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:21,096 All right guys, I gotta show you this... 562 00:24:21,098 --> 00:24:23,465 this is too awesome, check it out. 563 00:24:23,467 --> 00:24:26,301 These colors look familiar? 564 00:24:26,303 --> 00:24:30,872 Women willing to do anything to make you happy. 565 00:24:30,874 --> 00:24:34,242 Ladies and gentlemen, at long last we have arrived. 566 00:24:34,244 --> 00:24:37,212 Las Vegas, the strip, sin city. 567 00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:39,348 We're gonna find out why it's called sin city. 568 00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:42,884 We're here, we have arrived, we've come. 569 00:24:42,886 --> 00:24:45,253 Still get's a little wild because of Graham's stoner ass. 570 00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:47,723 Ohh, check out that chick over there. 571 00:24:47,725 --> 00:24:49,858 Graham, get her number, dude. 572 00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:52,894 Ladies and gentlemen, we have arrived at long last. 573 00:24:52,896 --> 00:24:54,363 Start your engines. 574 00:24:54,365 --> 00:24:56,164 The crew is in the house. 575 00:24:58,035 --> 00:24:59,601 That was the engine starting. 576 00:24:59,603 --> 00:25:01,536 That is Graham's engine starting. 577 00:25:01,538 --> 00:25:04,740 Hey, check this place out for a second. 578 00:25:04,742 --> 00:25:06,008 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 579 00:25:06,010 --> 00:25:09,544 Hey, special thanks to my father, Dr. Townes, 580 00:25:09,546 --> 00:25:12,381 for hooking us up with the most bomb-ass suite 581 00:25:12,383 --> 00:25:14,149 that this town has to offer. 582 00:25:14,151 --> 00:25:15,984 All right, hey, one of you jokers take this. 583 00:25:15,986 --> 00:25:17,052 Film me. 584 00:25:19,188 --> 00:25:20,622 I don't know where the room is. 585 00:25:22,258 --> 00:25:23,525 I'm out of breath already. 586 00:25:23,527 --> 00:25:28,230 I can't breath anymore. I can't breath anymore. 587 00:25:28,232 --> 00:25:29,798 I can't... 588 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,433 Ow! 589 00:25:31,435 --> 00:25:32,667 You're such a pussy. 590 00:25:32,669 --> 00:25:34,136 What floor are we on? 591 00:25:34,138 --> 00:25:35,137 Okay. 592 00:25:35,139 --> 00:25:36,338 And we go... the hallway 593 00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:37,339 that's gonna lead us 594 00:25:37,341 --> 00:25:39,307 to the scene of the crime. 595 00:25:39,309 --> 00:25:41,076 Where did you get that? 596 00:25:41,078 --> 00:25:42,644 This is my documentary. 597 00:25:42,646 --> 00:25:44,179 Actually feels pretty good. 598 00:25:44,181 --> 00:25:47,249 Okay, so tell me, what's the... oh, shi... oh, my God. 599 00:25:47,251 --> 00:25:48,817 Oh, Graham. 600 00:25:48,819 --> 00:25:49,851 Graham, what the fuck? 601 00:25:49,853 --> 00:25:51,319 Graham cracker. 602 00:25:51,321 --> 00:25:52,521 Dude, I missed it, you gotta do it again. 603 00:25:52,523 --> 00:25:53,688 Nothing happened. 604 00:25:53,690 --> 00:25:55,223 Do it for the documentary, come on. 605 00:25:55,225 --> 00:25:58,794 Are you jealous, because I just got the most amazing footage. 606 00:25:58,796 --> 00:26:00,462 No, and actually I have a good idea 607 00:26:00,464 --> 00:26:04,099 because now we can get some tag team double footage. 608 00:26:04,101 --> 00:26:06,134 Two different angles. Two different angles. 609 00:26:06,136 --> 00:26:07,302 Dude. Fuck. 610 00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:08,904 But I'm gonna need your camera. 611 00:26:08,906 --> 00:26:11,640 You all right, buddy? 612 00:26:11,642 --> 00:26:14,242 Hey, you think you can do it again? I think I ruptured my coccyx. 613 00:26:14,244 --> 00:26:15,510 Think you can do it again? 614 00:26:18,648 --> 00:26:20,682 Move, move, move, move! 615 00:26:22,585 --> 00:26:24,453 This is amazing. 616 00:26:24,455 --> 00:26:25,887 Thank you, Daddy. 617 00:26:25,889 --> 00:26:27,055 You kidding me? 618 00:26:27,057 --> 00:26:29,925 This is what I'm talking about, Cameron. 619 00:26:30,860 --> 00:26:32,527 Who wants some shots? 620 00:26:32,529 --> 00:26:33,895 Watch it. 621 00:26:34,997 --> 00:26:37,365 Seriously, thank you, Daddy. 622 00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:39,601 Wait a second, where's Graham? 623 00:26:39,603 --> 00:26:40,802 Graham? 624 00:26:40,804 --> 00:26:42,537 Graham? Where the heck is Graham at? 625 00:26:42,539 --> 00:26:43,939 Graham? 626 00:26:43,941 --> 00:26:45,407 Hey, where'd Graham go? 627 00:26:45,409 --> 00:26:47,576 - Graham? - Where's little Graham crackers? 628 00:26:47,578 --> 00:26:50,278 Sh-hhh, you can't see me, now can you? 629 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,880 Dude, you're scaring the kids. Or can you? 630 00:26:51,882 --> 00:26:54,216 You're scaring the kids. Bitch. 631 00:26:54,218 --> 00:26:56,251 Uh! My ear! 632 00:27:02,191 --> 00:27:03,959 Did you guys check out this here? 633 00:27:05,128 --> 00:27:07,896 Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. 634 00:27:07,898 --> 00:27:10,031 Look... oh, look, there's a girl. 635 00:27:10,033 --> 00:27:12,367 I'm gonna bang her... tonight. 636 00:27:12,369 --> 00:27:14,402 You mean the girl in the reflection? 637 00:27:14,404 --> 00:27:15,770 Oh, you mean you, Cameron? 638 00:27:15,772 --> 00:27:18,907 Ooh! Right back at you. 639 00:27:18,909 --> 00:27:20,475 Okay, you guys, let's bring it in. 640 00:27:20,477 --> 00:27:22,577 Hands in, right here. 641 00:27:22,579 --> 00:27:24,946 To Graham's 21st birthday. 642 00:27:24,948 --> 00:27:26,848 And to your dad. 643 00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:29,684 Thank you, Dad, for the wonderful room. To Dr. Townes. 644 00:27:29,686 --> 00:27:32,354 Gracias, Dr. Townes. 645 00:27:32,356 --> 00:27:34,322 Bitchin! 646 00:27:34,324 --> 00:27:36,791 That's the greatest cheers ever. 647 00:27:40,563 --> 00:27:42,797 Documented, look, did you see these? 648 00:27:42,799 --> 00:27:43,932 History is in the making. 649 00:27:45,101 --> 00:27:46,134 Ready, ready? 650 00:27:46,136 --> 00:27:47,636 Get a close up on this, Cam. 651 00:27:55,178 --> 00:27:56,912 One more, for good luck. 652 00:27:56,914 --> 00:27:58,346 You... one more for good luck. 653 00:27:58,348 --> 00:28:00,615 If you don't do it, your whole family could die. 654 00:28:00,617 --> 00:28:02,317 Dead, forever. 655 00:28:02,319 --> 00:28:04,186 Come on, don't kill your mom. 656 00:28:04,188 --> 00:28:05,320 Don't kill your mom. 657 00:28:05,322 --> 00:28:06,855 Fuck it! Don't kill your mom. 658 00:28:06,857 --> 00:28:08,023 Go. One more shot. 659 00:28:10,594 --> 00:28:12,227 Yeah, man! 660 00:28:12,229 --> 00:28:14,663 Oh, gross. 661 00:28:14,665 --> 00:28:17,666 My mouth is on fire. 662 00:28:18,701 --> 00:28:19,868 It's on fire. 663 00:28:21,205 --> 00:28:23,004 I'm not doin' it, I'm not... 664 00:28:30,079 --> 00:28:32,013 Hey. 665 00:28:32,015 --> 00:28:34,316 I'm pooping while I play Brick Breaker. 666 00:28:34,318 --> 00:28:35,450 So, a lot tonight, Bro. 667 00:28:35,452 --> 00:28:36,518 Yeah. 668 00:28:37,453 --> 00:28:39,554 Before we go out, 669 00:28:39,556 --> 00:28:41,489 I wanna do a couple jokes with you, okay? 670 00:28:41,491 --> 00:28:43,692 Just get your confidence a little bit higher. 671 00:28:46,296 --> 00:28:47,462 Hear what I said? 672 00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:48,930 Yeah. 673 00:28:48,932 --> 00:28:51,099 You gotta trust me, man. 674 00:28:51,101 --> 00:28:53,001 Can you leave? I gotta wipe. 675 00:28:53,003 --> 00:28:54,769 It's okay. 676 00:28:54,771 --> 00:28:57,105 Part a life. I gotta wipe. 677 00:28:57,107 --> 00:28:59,207 Would you get the fuck out, I gotta wipe! 678 00:29:01,911 --> 00:29:04,012 First tip... white teeth. 679 00:29:04,014 --> 00:29:05,580 They love white teeth. 680 00:29:05,582 --> 00:29:07,482 Second tip... Cameron, 681 00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:08,684 Oh, my God, it smells in here. 682 00:29:08,685 --> 00:29:10,252 Cameron, 683 00:29:12,922 --> 00:29:14,456 Hey, baby. 684 00:29:14,458 --> 00:29:16,224 Daddy's home. 685 00:29:16,226 --> 00:29:20,629 World good. 686 00:29:20,631 --> 00:29:22,063 Cracker Graham. 687 00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:25,600 Hey, dudes. 688 00:29:25,602 --> 00:29:27,502 Hey, dudes. 689 00:29:30,106 --> 00:29:31,740 Nice to meet you. 690 00:29:31,742 --> 00:29:33,608 Douche bags arrived. 691 00:29:33,610 --> 00:29:35,143 Dude, he looks like a douche. 692 00:29:35,145 --> 00:29:39,514 You're better off without her if she's gonna go out with that guy. 693 00:29:39,516 --> 00:29:40,649 I don't know. 694 00:29:40,651 --> 00:29:42,417 Hey, give me a little Lukie smile. 695 00:29:42,419 --> 00:29:44,419 Give me a little Lukie smile. 696 00:29:44,421 --> 00:29:45,954 Just one? 697 00:29:48,024 --> 00:29:49,257 Nah. 698 00:29:50,493 --> 00:29:53,261 It's gonna be all right, dude, fuck 'em. What's going on, man, I'm Chad. 699 00:29:53,263 --> 00:29:54,663 Hey, did you bring a space ship? 700 00:29:54,665 --> 00:29:57,299 Uh, no, no, it's time out, dude. 701 00:29:57,301 --> 00:29:58,933 What's this all about? 702 00:29:58,935 --> 00:30:00,568 It's the Cam cam... smile. 703 00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:02,637 What's this, what's this, what's this? 704 00:30:02,639 --> 00:30:03,772 You're on Cameron camera. 705 00:30:03,774 --> 00:30:05,073 You guys been playing since... 706 00:30:05,075 --> 00:30:07,642 Just smile at the camera and say hoorah. 707 00:30:07,644 --> 00:30:09,311 What's this... Yeah, can we get a hoorah? 708 00:30:13,349 --> 00:30:15,216 I'm just... I'm just kidding, man. 709 00:30:15,218 --> 00:30:16,318 Hey, whoa, we're leaving. 710 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,853 Get that fucking shit out of my face! Hey, you guys, what is wrong with you? 711 00:30:18,855 --> 00:30:20,588 Cam cam, get away... Cam, stop. 712 00:30:29,632 --> 00:30:31,733 Shut the fuck up, man. 713 00:30:31,735 --> 00:30:33,768 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 714 00:30:33,770 --> 00:30:35,737 Fuck those bitches up! 715 00:30:35,739 --> 00:30:37,072 Fuck. 716 00:30:37,074 --> 00:30:39,040 Dude, put your sh... I'm not kidding. 717 00:30:39,042 --> 00:30:40,308 Put your shirt on. 718 00:30:40,310 --> 00:30:42,177 I swear on my grandmother's life 719 00:30:42,179 --> 00:30:44,713 that I'm gonna take you out tonight and you're gonna get laid. 720 00:30:44,715 --> 00:30:46,181 And you're gonna forget about Capri 721 00:30:46,183 --> 00:30:48,783 'cause you are a handsome motherchucker. 722 00:30:48,785 --> 00:30:50,251 You are sexy as hell, man. 723 00:30:50,253 --> 00:30:52,554 I didn't mean to fight. I didn't mean to fight. 724 00:30:52,556 --> 00:30:54,456 Graham, you play too much, man. I did. 725 00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:57,258 You were going to give 'em a piece of your shit. 726 00:30:57,260 --> 00:30:59,994 I kinda like... I kinda like you with your shirt off. 727 00:30:59,996 --> 00:31:03,264 All right, camera off, IDs on, let's go. That is pretty awesome. 728 00:31:04,433 --> 00:31:05,633 Changin' my clothes. 729 00:31:05,635 --> 00:31:10,004 We're goin' out and I'm gettin' dick in my pussy. 730 00:31:10,006 --> 00:31:12,707 Dick in your pussy is what we're doin'. 731 00:31:12,709 --> 00:31:14,175 Dick in your pussy? There you go. 732 00:31:14,177 --> 00:31:15,543 Dick in your pussy? 733 00:31:15,545 --> 00:31:17,412 Oh, my God! 734 00:31:18,814 --> 00:31:20,949 Here, here, here, here, you want a pickup? 735 00:31:20,951 --> 00:31:23,451 No. 736 00:31:23,453 --> 00:31:24,586 What are you doing? 737 00:31:24,588 --> 00:31:26,755 Stop, stop. 738 00:31:26,757 --> 00:31:28,390 This is so cute, guys. 739 00:31:28,392 --> 00:31:30,258 Sleeper hold. Sleeper hold. 740 00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:32,293 Hey, no more fighting, let's go get drunk. 741 00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:37,232 We're here on a mission to find the rare creature 742 00:31:37,234 --> 00:31:39,467 they call the Grahaminator. 743 00:31:39,469 --> 00:31:42,404 He's a... he's a rare, rare, spectacle. 744 00:31:42,406 --> 00:31:44,773 He's been know to wander this jungle aimlessly 745 00:31:44,775 --> 00:31:48,109 looking for muff to burrow into for hours and days at a time. 746 00:31:48,111 --> 00:31:49,544 Some say he eats kids. 747 00:31:49,546 --> 00:31:50,945 Some say he eats adults. 748 00:31:50,947 --> 00:31:52,781 Some say he lives off nothing. 749 00:31:52,783 --> 00:31:56,684 Some say he's the hardest thing to spot in this... 750 00:32:01,624 --> 00:32:03,324 Hey, Graham. What? 751 00:32:03,326 --> 00:32:05,493 Come here real quick. One sec, dude. 752 00:32:05,495 --> 00:32:06,694 Big play in the game. 753 00:32:06,696 --> 00:32:09,998 Just real quick. Hold on. 754 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,100 You want another card? No. 755 00:32:17,907 --> 00:32:21,209 All right, sorry, sorry, sorry. 756 00:32:21,211 --> 00:32:24,646 Cameron, Cameron. Come here. 757 00:32:24,648 --> 00:32:27,682 I'm winning. I'm winning. 758 00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:31,319 Cameron, I love you. How are you winning? 759 00:32:31,321 --> 00:32:33,388 I'm playing blackjack. 760 00:32:33,390 --> 00:32:35,089 Hey, pussy. 761 00:32:35,091 --> 00:32:37,392 About that chick at the pool. 762 00:32:37,394 --> 00:32:38,927 Oh, I know. 763 00:32:38,929 --> 00:32:40,995 You know how you guys said she was a hooker? 764 00:32:40,997 --> 00:32:42,797 Yeah. She mighta been. 765 00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:44,466 I knew she was. 766 00:32:44,468 --> 00:32:47,335 Hey, I'm sorry about that, okay? Sh-hhh, don't. 767 00:32:49,238 --> 00:32:50,605 Come play with me. 768 00:32:50,607 --> 00:32:52,574 Happy birthday. Come play with me. 769 00:32:52,576 --> 00:32:53,641 I'm coming, let's go. 770 00:32:53,643 --> 00:32:55,043 I want you to play ball. 771 00:32:55,045 --> 00:32:57,078 Let's go. Come on. 772 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,847 Come on. 773 00:33:00,549 --> 00:33:03,852 I wanna... I wanna go... remember that... 774 00:33:03,854 --> 00:33:05,420 Let's go talk to that hooker. 775 00:33:05,422 --> 00:33:08,323 Let's go find her. Because I have money now. 776 00:33:08,325 --> 00:33:10,892 Let's release teddy bear back into the wilderness. 777 00:33:10,894 --> 00:33:12,594 I have money. 778 00:33:13,796 --> 00:33:15,763 I have... wait, wait... 779 00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:17,565 Do I look good sitting backwards? 780 00:33:17,567 --> 00:33:19,567 Do I look cool? Look so hot. 781 00:33:19,569 --> 00:33:21,102 All right, let's go. 782 00:33:22,037 --> 00:33:23,304 Hey, guys, listen. 783 00:33:23,306 --> 00:33:25,139 She was fine. I got a solution. 784 00:33:25,141 --> 00:33:26,975 No, what? I got something else to do. 785 00:33:26,977 --> 00:33:28,209 What? 786 00:33:28,211 --> 00:33:29,644 It's sure thing. 787 00:33:29,646 --> 00:33:31,713 Read it. 788 00:33:31,715 --> 00:33:34,082 Yo, this girl just texted me, she has two bottles of... 789 00:33:34,084 --> 00:33:35,783 Paradise, this is... Two bottles and a friend. 790 00:33:35,785 --> 00:33:37,418 You can do that any time back home. 791 00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:38,953 We're in Vegas in a suite. We're willing to do anything 792 00:33:38,955 --> 00:33:41,222 to make you happy. Read it again. 793 00:33:41,224 --> 00:33:43,024 I just... why do I have to read it twice for you? 794 00:33:43,026 --> 00:33:44,025 Read it again. You heard it. 795 00:33:44,027 --> 00:33:47,362 Read it again. 7-0-2-GET-2-WET. 796 00:33:47,364 --> 00:33:51,366 It's a water park. Luke, you are a articulate, intelligent, good looking 797 00:33:51,368 --> 00:33:55,470 individual that is gonna go pay... and back to me. Hey, Tommy Kay. 798 00:33:55,472 --> 00:33:57,605 That is going to go pay for pussy. 799 00:33:57,607 --> 00:34:00,575 One night, this one night! Explain this logic to me. 800 00:34:00,577 --> 00:34:02,577 And you Cameron, I forgot about you 801 00:34:02,579 --> 00:34:05,847 'cause you're a really ugly looking dude so you have to go pay for pussy. 802 00:34:05,849 --> 00:34:09,751 That makes sense. I agree with him for... 803 00:34:09,753 --> 00:34:11,286 What's the difference for one night? 804 00:34:11,288 --> 00:34:13,321 We're in Vegas, don't you want to do something crazy? 805 00:34:13,323 --> 00:34:15,156 Do you always play it safe? 806 00:34:15,158 --> 00:34:16,925 No, we won't play it safe. 807 00:34:16,927 --> 00:34:19,360 Let's go to the club and get herpes. 808 00:34:19,362 --> 00:34:20,595 But I'm not paying for pussy 809 00:34:20,597 --> 00:34:23,932 and I'm not going to a strip club because I got a bad feeling about it. 810 00:34:23,934 --> 00:34:27,435 Hey, if worse comes to worse, it'll make for a good story and we'll leave. 811 00:34:27,437 --> 00:34:30,104 Come on, let's just call the number. 812 00:34:30,106 --> 00:34:31,667 What's it... It's not gonna hurt anyone. 813 00:34:35,145 --> 00:34:36,544 Luke, Luke, Luke... 814 00:34:36,546 --> 00:34:37,879 Let's just go check the place out. 815 00:34:37,881 --> 00:34:39,814 What? Why are you trippin', man. 816 00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:42,350 I'm gonna get you a girl, you'll never even remember 817 00:34:42,352 --> 00:34:43,651 the name Capri. 818 00:34:43,653 --> 00:34:45,253 Come on, one night. 819 00:34:45,255 --> 00:34:46,955 What is one night? We're in Vegas! 820 00:34:46,957 --> 00:34:48,890 It's your brother's birthday. 821 00:34:48,892 --> 00:34:50,224 Just call the number. 822 00:34:50,226 --> 00:34:51,759 That's true. Call the number. 823 00:34:51,761 --> 00:34:54,429 Fuck it, give it here. 824 00:34:54,431 --> 00:34:56,197 See, let's call it. 825 00:34:57,866 --> 00:34:59,334 Tommy Kay, you won't regret it. 826 00:34:59,336 --> 00:35:01,669 We'll just go for an hour. Let's just go. 827 00:35:01,671 --> 00:35:04,072 Are we going? 828 00:35:04,074 --> 00:35:06,374 Hey, you're not gonna regret it, buddy. 829 00:35:06,376 --> 00:35:08,142 You won't have to pay for it, I will. 830 00:35:08,144 --> 00:35:09,544 This weekend's on me, man. 831 00:35:09,546 --> 00:35:11,846 It's Cameron Townes' party weekend. 832 00:35:11,848 --> 00:35:13,581 You're not gonna regret it. All right. 833 00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:15,149 All right. 834 00:35:19,723 --> 00:35:22,590 Oh, my gosh, there's so much alcohol in that drink. 835 00:35:22,592 --> 00:35:24,292 I put a lot of tequila in it. I believe it. 836 00:35:24,294 --> 00:35:26,694 Hey, there, welcome to Paradise. 837 00:35:26,696 --> 00:35:27,862 Hey, babe, what's goin' on? 838 00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:29,263 Oh, she's hot. 839 00:35:29,265 --> 00:35:30,732 Who am I talking to? 840 00:35:30,734 --> 00:35:32,967 Uh, Cameron. 841 00:35:32,969 --> 00:35:34,902 Cameron, nice to meet you. 842 00:35:34,904 --> 00:35:36,170 Hey, nice to meet you. It's Candice. 843 00:35:36,172 --> 00:35:38,339 Oh, Candice, nice name. 844 00:35:38,341 --> 00:35:42,510 Um, what's goin' on, Candice? We're trying to get some strippers over here. 845 00:35:43,979 --> 00:35:47,048 Why don't you come here? 846 00:35:47,050 --> 00:35:48,850 Come to you? 847 00:35:48,852 --> 00:35:50,018 Yes. 848 00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:51,519 Dude, that's how it works. 849 00:35:51,521 --> 00:35:53,855 I promise I'll make it worth your while. 850 00:35:53,857 --> 00:35:55,423 See, they got kinky shit there. 851 00:35:55,425 --> 00:35:57,325 That's how it works. Where are you guys located? 852 00:35:58,727 --> 00:36:00,828 We are very close to the strip. 853 00:36:02,064 --> 00:36:03,431 I'm getting paper, I gotta get some paper. 854 00:36:03,433 --> 00:36:06,401 Hold on one second, I gotta write this down. 855 00:36:06,403 --> 00:36:08,036 Here, write this down. 856 00:36:08,038 --> 00:36:10,471 Write it down like your life depends on it 'cause it does. 857 00:36:12,007 --> 00:36:14,275 All right, go ahead. 858 00:36:14,277 --> 00:36:15,877 Okay, coming from the strip, 859 00:36:15,879 --> 00:36:20,915 take the 515 to the next light. Okay. 860 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:24,318 They better have like, 16 girls, at least. 861 00:36:27,022 --> 00:36:29,991 Hey, Cameron, you excited about it now? 862 00:36:29,993 --> 00:36:31,693 Yeah, I'm cool, yeah, let's do it. 863 00:36:31,695 --> 00:36:33,628 Somebody grow some balls and give me a smile, 864 00:36:33,630 --> 00:36:35,563 Jesus, come on. Come on, dude, let's do it. 865 00:36:35,565 --> 00:36:37,598 We're gonna get you a woman. 866 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,600 On me, tonight it's on me, boys. 867 00:36:39,602 --> 00:36:41,569 Twenty-one, you're only twenty-one? 868 00:36:41,571 --> 00:36:43,172 What do you say, what do you say, Graham? 869 00:36:45,141 --> 00:36:47,909 You have the option to stay, if you want to, okay? 870 00:36:47,911 --> 00:36:49,110 Whatever. 871 00:36:49,112 --> 00:36:51,279 Let's do it. Whatever, let's go. 872 00:36:51,281 --> 00:36:55,783 Okay, for the record, I am very we... very, very, I am... 873 00:36:55,785 --> 00:36:58,086 Stop taking... I told you to stop taking shots. 874 00:36:58,088 --> 00:37:00,288 For the record... why? 875 00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:02,056 I am aware of the fact that this a... 876 00:37:02,058 --> 00:37:04,425 might be my worse decision ever. 877 00:37:04,427 --> 00:37:07,829 And I come from a long line of bad decisions. 878 00:37:07,831 --> 00:37:10,798 But on the other, hey... on the other hand, 879 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,868 this might be the brightest, shiniest moment of my life. 880 00:37:13,870 --> 00:37:16,838 Not at all... it's probably the worst idea ever. 881 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,239 Oh, come on, dude, if nothing else 882 00:37:18,241 --> 00:37:19,574 we'll have good stories in the morning. 883 00:37:19,576 --> 00:37:21,776 Graham, what's up, dude, are you happy? 884 00:37:21,778 --> 00:37:23,878 I'm excited. Excited. 885 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,079 It's your hat. 886 00:37:25,081 --> 00:37:26,481 Hey, guys, you guys are so cute. 887 00:37:26,483 --> 00:37:30,017 Luke, you're just so cute. 888 00:37:30,019 --> 00:37:34,188 Graham, Cam, you guys feel the energy? 889 00:37:34,190 --> 00:37:35,323 I'm in, baby. 890 00:37:35,325 --> 00:37:37,592 To a long life, 891 00:37:37,594 --> 00:37:39,694 to a great trip in Vegas, 892 00:37:39,696 --> 00:37:41,662 and you guys are my fucking best friends 893 00:37:41,664 --> 00:37:42,830 in the whole world. 894 00:37:42,832 --> 00:37:44,632 On three, happy birthday, Graham. 895 00:37:44,634 --> 00:37:46,234 One, two, three... 896 00:37:49,439 --> 00:37:50,738 We gotta work on that. 897 00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:53,541 Oh, shit, I don't think we've ever done that once. 898 00:37:53,543 --> 00:37:55,143 We've never done that right yet. 899 00:37:55,145 --> 00:37:56,744 You guys know what? What? 900 00:37:56,746 --> 00:37:59,313 You know, there's really only two things 901 00:37:59,315 --> 00:38:00,314 that I'm really good at. 902 00:38:00,316 --> 00:38:02,216 You know? You know what they are, right? 903 00:38:02,218 --> 00:38:06,087 One is making... one is making really bad decisions, 904 00:38:06,089 --> 00:38:08,523 which are almost so bad, they're awesome. 905 00:38:08,525 --> 00:38:10,291 Like now. 906 00:38:10,293 --> 00:38:12,293 And the other one is thumb wrestling. 907 00:38:13,462 --> 00:38:17,465 So, I'm gonna pay some hooker and extra ten bucks 908 00:38:17,467 --> 00:38:21,035 to thumb wrestle me, and I'll be two for two at everything I do wonderful. 909 00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:22,837 What's next, where we goin'? 910 00:38:22,839 --> 00:38:24,138 Huh? 911 00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:26,307 Uh, what do you mean, where are we going? 912 00:38:26,309 --> 00:38:27,975 We're goin' to the whore house. 913 00:38:27,977 --> 00:38:29,710 Paradise. 914 00:38:29,712 --> 00:38:32,747 Cam, focus. Yeah, hey, I'm lookin'. 915 00:38:32,749 --> 00:38:35,216 Um. Give me the directions, bro. 916 00:38:35,218 --> 00:38:37,451 Yeah, I don't have that... I don't have that paper. 917 00:38:37,453 --> 00:38:38,619 What? What? 918 00:38:38,621 --> 00:38:41,055 I know, I said I had it. And I don't. 919 00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:43,424 You douche. 920 00:38:43,426 --> 00:38:46,060 It wasn't that... hey, it wasn't that many directions. 921 00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:47,595 We're gonna find it, all right? 922 00:38:47,597 --> 00:38:48,729 It's cool. 923 00:38:48,731 --> 00:38:51,499 Chill out, dude, chill out okay? 924 00:38:51,501 --> 00:38:52,834 I'm chill, I just don't know why... 925 00:38:52,836 --> 00:38:55,203 Dude, look, hey, there's the truck stop, right there. 926 00:38:55,205 --> 00:38:56,337 Where? It's right there. 927 00:38:56,339 --> 00:38:57,605 We turn right there, that's what they said. 928 00:38:57,607 --> 00:38:58,639 There's a truck stop. Turn the camera off. 929 00:38:58,641 --> 00:39:00,308 That's the truck stop, let's go. 930 00:39:00,310 --> 00:39:01,442 Turn the camera off, please. Look, we're there. 931 00:39:01,444 --> 00:39:03,044 We made it. We have arrived. 932 00:39:03,046 --> 00:39:06,080 Is that a cop behind us? Is that a cop behind us? 933 00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:16,824 Still okay. 934 00:39:16,826 --> 00:39:21,829 This officially might be the sketchiest place on Earth. 935 00:39:27,169 --> 00:39:30,571 Shit, check this place out. 936 00:39:30,573 --> 00:39:32,106 Might be offi... yeah. 937 00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:33,708 My worst idea ever. 938 00:39:33,710 --> 00:39:35,743 Okay, Cam, you're now Captain Obvious. 939 00:39:35,745 --> 00:39:37,545 What are you guys waiting for? 940 00:39:40,115 --> 00:39:41,249 Who is that? 941 00:39:41,251 --> 00:39:42,550 On the count of three... one, two, three. 942 00:39:42,552 --> 00:39:43,784 Who is that? 943 00:39:43,786 --> 00:39:45,319 We're goin' in. 944 00:40:04,106 --> 00:40:07,441 Whoever said this is a bad idea is a dumb motherfucker. 945 00:40:09,244 --> 00:40:10,711 I like your camera. 946 00:40:10,713 --> 00:40:15,116 Boys, boys, boys, which one is Cameron? Cameron is right here and you're on here. 947 00:40:15,118 --> 00:40:17,718 You're Cam cam, hello. 948 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:21,389 Uh, who is your friend over here? 949 00:40:21,391 --> 00:40:22,623 Yo, you. 950 00:40:22,625 --> 00:40:23,858 Come here. 951 00:40:25,027 --> 00:40:27,361 I wanta talk to Tommy Kay. I'm not interested. 952 00:40:27,363 --> 00:40:30,598 Uh, yeah, I'll make you interested, baby. 953 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,133 Come here. 954 00:40:32,135 --> 00:40:34,936 Come on, you're coming with me, honey. 955 00:40:34,938 --> 00:40:37,171 You're coming with me. No, no, no, I can't, I can't. 956 00:40:40,143 --> 00:40:42,576 I want you and you. 957 00:40:42,578 --> 00:40:44,145 You and you right now. 958 00:40:44,147 --> 00:40:45,246 Us? Together, same time. 959 00:40:45,248 --> 00:40:47,982 One, two, three, so, let's go. 960 00:40:47,984 --> 00:40:49,350 Hi. 961 00:40:49,352 --> 00:40:51,686 Take me to... Graham, get yourself a girl. 962 00:40:51,688 --> 00:40:54,822 Before we get started, I will need a credit card. 963 00:40:54,824 --> 00:40:56,490 And I will give you more than that, 964 00:40:56,492 --> 00:40:57,892 but take this to start with. 965 00:40:57,894 --> 00:40:58,960 No, no, no, no. 966 00:40:58,962 --> 00:41:00,428 Well, boys, welcome to the Paradise. 967 00:41:00,430 --> 00:41:03,698 Tommy Kay, it's on me, quit being a little pussy. 968 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:05,333 Get it. 969 00:41:06,702 --> 00:41:07,868 Don't do it! 970 00:41:07,870 --> 00:41:10,104 Thank you Daddy, Dr. Townes. 971 00:41:24,152 --> 00:41:25,619 Hoowee! 972 00:41:26,755 --> 00:41:29,023 Let's put this thing down for a second. 973 00:41:29,025 --> 00:41:32,526 Oh, boo, we'll get it back in a minute. 974 00:41:32,528 --> 00:41:34,862 Okay, let's take your pants off. 975 00:41:54,116 --> 00:41:58,386 Yes! Cameravision anytime. 976 00:41:58,388 --> 00:42:00,087 Well, ladies. 977 00:42:06,528 --> 00:42:10,431 That is what the black card went down for. 978 00:42:25,914 --> 00:42:28,549 I gotta get a better view of this. 979 00:42:33,588 --> 00:42:35,456 There we go. 980 00:42:38,293 --> 00:42:40,094 Yeah. 981 00:42:42,164 --> 00:42:43,531 All right. 982 00:42:43,533 --> 00:42:46,000 There's plenty to go around. 983 00:44:04,364 --> 00:44:06,665 Wait right here, sexy big boy. 984 00:44:06,667 --> 00:44:08,667 I'm gonna go put something more comfortable on. 985 00:44:08,669 --> 00:44:10,069 Okay. 986 00:44:14,908 --> 00:44:16,875 Do it in the kitchen. 987 00:44:19,212 --> 00:44:22,881 Okay, it's weird. 988 00:45:13,399 --> 00:45:15,067 I want you. 989 00:45:30,817 --> 00:45:32,951 This place is like a fuckin' maze. 990 00:45:32,953 --> 00:45:35,521 I hope you guys enjoyed what you just saw. 991 00:45:35,523 --> 00:45:37,956 Hey, look, we're back to the start. 992 00:45:37,958 --> 00:45:39,191 It's Tommy Kay. 993 00:45:39,193 --> 00:45:40,793 We're black to the start? 994 00:45:40,795 --> 00:45:41,894 I'm glad you're sober. 995 00:45:41,896 --> 00:45:44,096 Nice to see you... I'm sotally tober, dude. 996 00:45:46,065 --> 00:45:48,033 Very funny. How come you haven't gotten a girl? 997 00:45:48,035 --> 00:45:49,701 Ladies and gentlemen, Have you gotten a girl? 998 00:45:49,703 --> 00:45:51,770 We don't get... Why are your pants on? 999 00:45:51,772 --> 00:45:53,772 Dude, what are you saying right now? Whoa. 1000 00:45:53,774 --> 00:45:55,440 Dude, where did this one come out of? 1001 00:45:55,442 --> 00:45:56,708 Hi. 1002 00:45:56,710 --> 00:45:58,010 Hello. What's your name? 1003 00:45:58,012 --> 00:46:00,646 My name is Dr. Cameron Townes. 1004 00:46:00,648 --> 00:46:03,315 Dr. Cameron Townes. 1005 00:46:03,317 --> 00:46:06,451 Dr. Cameron Townes looks like he needs a drink. 1006 00:46:06,453 --> 00:46:07,853 He does and he has a drink here... 1007 00:46:07,855 --> 00:46:09,555 Hey. 1008 00:46:09,557 --> 00:46:11,557 Enough stuff, pass, Cam. 1009 00:46:11,559 --> 00:46:13,625 You'll get yours in a minute. 1010 00:46:13,627 --> 00:46:14,993 Cam, please, lookit. 1011 00:46:14,995 --> 00:46:16,595 Hmm. Hey. 1012 00:46:16,597 --> 00:46:18,630 I'm done. Yeah, you'll get your... hey, get yours. 1013 00:46:18,632 --> 00:46:20,999 Drink up. It's on Daddy Townes. 1014 00:46:21,001 --> 00:46:23,602 So, Dr. Townes, hello. 1015 00:46:23,604 --> 00:46:26,338 Yes, mam, Dr. Blonde. 1016 00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:27,406 Sam. 1017 00:46:27,408 --> 00:46:29,675 Sam, sexy. What would you like to do? 1018 00:46:29,677 --> 00:46:31,610 Do you want to go upstairs and talk? 1019 00:46:31,612 --> 00:46:35,314 If by talk you mean fuck, then yes. 1020 00:46:35,316 --> 00:46:38,750 Okay, then that is what we should do. 1021 00:46:38,752 --> 00:46:40,953 All right, I'm comin'. Come on. 1022 00:46:40,955 --> 00:46:42,754 Let's go. Cam, be safe, man. 1023 00:46:42,756 --> 00:46:44,957 Hey, Tommy Kay, be a man. 1024 00:46:44,959 --> 00:46:47,192 Watch your step, please. Grow some balls. 1025 00:46:47,194 --> 00:46:49,494 Dude, I don't pay for pussy. 1026 00:46:49,496 --> 00:46:51,797 Watch your step. 1027 00:46:55,235 --> 00:46:57,603 This place is crazy. 1028 00:46:57,605 --> 00:47:02,341 There's like 30 rooms... All for you. 1029 00:47:02,343 --> 00:47:04,443 Don't you love it? Perfect, it's all for me. 1030 00:47:37,944 --> 00:47:39,278 Close your eyes. 1031 00:47:40,313 --> 00:47:42,080 All right. On my way. 1032 00:47:42,082 --> 00:47:43,348 Huh? 1033 00:47:43,350 --> 00:47:45,317 Hey! 1034 00:47:45,319 --> 00:47:47,686 Come on, funny, open the door. 1035 00:48:05,371 --> 00:48:07,572 So, you had some fun for yourself earlier. 1036 00:48:07,574 --> 00:48:08,774 I'm tryin' to. 1037 00:48:09,943 --> 00:48:11,043 How you feelin'? 1038 00:48:11,045 --> 00:48:12,544 I'm feelin' good. Yeah? 1039 00:48:14,380 --> 00:48:15,847 A little drunk, maybe? 1040 00:48:19,786 --> 00:48:21,320 Don't I know you from somewhere? 1041 00:48:21,322 --> 00:48:23,088 I don't know, maybe. 1042 00:48:25,858 --> 00:48:28,794 Where do you think you know me from? 1043 00:48:28,796 --> 00:48:31,396 No, not sure? 1044 00:48:31,398 --> 00:48:33,031 So, a little sleepy? 1045 00:48:34,868 --> 00:48:37,035 Yeah? 1046 00:48:37,037 --> 00:48:39,404 You wanna lay down? 1047 00:52:55,861 --> 00:52:57,095 That set's cool. 1048 00:52:57,097 --> 00:52:59,197 You like my outfit, baby? 1049 00:52:59,199 --> 00:53:00,298 Uh-huh. 1050 00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:02,033 Are you ready for this? 1051 00:53:02,035 --> 00:53:03,468 I was born ready for this. 1052 00:53:03,470 --> 00:53:05,503 Yeah, are you sure? Yeah. 1053 00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:35,467 Hello? 1054 00:53:38,838 --> 00:53:40,605 Luke? 1055 00:53:45,044 --> 00:53:47,078 Graham? 1056 00:53:54,353 --> 00:53:57,322 Hello, this isn't funny, guys. 1057 00:53:57,324 --> 00:53:58,923 Hah. 1058 00:54:02,194 --> 00:54:04,129 Tommy! 1059 00:54:06,599 --> 00:54:08,900 What the fuck is this? 1060 00:54:23,382 --> 00:54:24,683 Tommy? 1061 00:54:25,985 --> 00:54:28,586 Yo, what is this? 1062 00:54:28,588 --> 00:54:30,188 Untie me. 1063 00:54:33,225 --> 00:54:34,993 You know, we paid you good money for this. 1064 00:54:34,995 --> 00:54:36,961 What is this? 1065 00:54:43,703 --> 00:54:45,236 What are you doing? 1066 00:54:46,706 --> 00:54:48,239 Stop. 1067 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:51,276 Help! 1068 00:54:51,278 --> 00:54:53,311 Somebody!... Where are my friends? 1069 00:54:53,313 --> 00:54:56,047 Where are my friends? Luke! 1070 00:54:56,049 --> 00:54:57,949 What are you doing, dude? 1071 00:54:57,951 --> 00:54:59,684 Stop it, please stop. 1072 00:55:02,455 --> 00:55:04,189 Help! 1073 00:55:08,427 --> 00:55:10,562 Graham! Where are my friends? 1074 00:55:10,564 --> 00:55:11,896 Where are my friends? 1075 00:55:11,898 --> 00:55:13,231 What are you doing? 1076 00:55:13,233 --> 00:55:15,266 No, hey, what are you... hey, don't do that. 1077 00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:17,001 Don't do that, don't do it. 1078 00:55:17,003 --> 00:55:18,269 Help! 1079 00:55:18,271 --> 00:55:20,105 Don't... what are you doing with that? 1080 00:55:20,107 --> 00:55:22,507 Stop. 1081 00:55:24,478 --> 00:55:26,311 Stop, please just... 1082 00:55:30,983 --> 00:55:32,250 Hey, guys. 1083 00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:36,688 Okay. 1084 00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:13,151 Holy shit! 1085 00:57:13,153 --> 00:57:15,119 What the fuck, man! 1086 00:58:10,409 --> 00:58:12,877 God. 1087 00:58:12,879 --> 00:58:16,214 Come on, get me, no, get me out... 1088 00:58:16,216 --> 00:58:20,285 Luke, Graham! 1089 00:58:20,287 --> 00:58:21,886 For fucking sake. 1090 00:58:21,888 --> 00:58:24,088 Get the fuck off me! 1091 00:58:24,090 --> 00:58:26,791 Luke! 1092 00:58:26,793 --> 00:58:29,727 Okay, please, okay, please, I wanna go. 1093 00:58:32,832 --> 00:58:34,599 Please, I'll give you anything you want. 1094 00:58:37,970 --> 00:58:39,537 Come on, please. 1095 00:58:48,113 --> 00:58:51,349 Way that's gonna lead us to the scene of the crime. 1096 00:58:51,351 --> 00:58:54,852 How does it feel to have the camera in your face? 1097 00:58:54,854 --> 00:58:56,354 Actually feels pretty good. 1098 00:58:56,356 --> 00:58:58,222 Okay, so tell me what's... oh, shit. 1099 00:58:58,224 --> 00:59:00,058 Oh, my God, oh. 1100 00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:02,026 Oh, Graham, what the fuck? 1101 00:59:02,028 --> 00:59:03,628 Graham cracker, oh! 1102 00:59:03,630 --> 00:59:07,398 Dude, I missed it, you gotta do it again. Just do it for the documentary. 1103 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,766 Okay, are you jealous? 1104 00:59:08,768 --> 00:59:11,069 Because I just got the most amazing footage. 1105 00:59:11,071 --> 00:59:12,770 No, actually I have a good idea 1106 00:59:12,772 --> 00:59:16,140 because now we can get some tag team double footage, you know? 1107 00:59:16,142 --> 00:59:18,376 Two different angles. Two different angles. 1108 00:59:18,378 --> 00:59:19,377 Dude. Fuck. 1109 00:59:19,379 --> 00:59:22,080 But I'm gonna need your camera. You all right, buddy? 1110 00:59:22,082 --> 00:59:23,982 Uh, yeah, I think I... 1111 00:59:23,984 --> 00:59:25,450 Hey, you think you can do it again? 1112 00:59:25,452 --> 00:59:27,185 My coccyx. Think you can do it again? 1113 00:59:27,187 --> 00:59:29,120 Let's go take some shots. 1114 00:59:38,364 --> 00:59:39,631 Do it. 1115 00:59:42,801 --> 00:59:44,402 You can fucking dance, dude. 1116 00:59:44,404 --> 00:59:46,070 I didn't know this guy could dance. 1117 00:59:46,072 --> 00:59:48,139 I'm very limber for my size. 1118 00:59:48,141 --> 00:59:50,541 What do you mean, for like a midget? 1119 00:59:50,543 --> 00:59:52,010 Now I'm just tired. 1120 00:59:52,012 --> 00:59:53,778 Speaking of midgets. 1121 00:59:55,214 --> 00:59:57,081 Hey, Capri? 1122 00:59:57,083 --> 00:59:58,683 Welcome to Luke cam. 1123 00:59:58,685 --> 01:00:01,052 Why don't you tell the millions of viewers 1124 01:00:01,054 --> 01:00:03,054 what you're getting ready to do. 1125 01:00:03,056 --> 01:00:04,389 How you're about to ditch me 1126 01:00:04,391 --> 01:00:05,890 for that douche bag boyfriend of yours 1127 01:00:05,892 --> 01:00:07,959 after we've been running around on him for the past year. 1128 01:00:07,961 --> 01:00:09,193 Luke, it was one time. 1129 01:00:09,195 --> 01:00:10,962 Well, one time... one time at my house, 1130 01:00:10,964 --> 01:00:12,463 one time on the fourth of July, 1131 01:00:12,465 --> 01:00:15,533 one time at your grandma's banquet, one time... 1132 01:00:15,535 --> 01:00:16,901 Why are you doing this right now? 1133 01:00:16,903 --> 01:00:19,137 What do you mean, why am I doing this? Because I want to be with you. 1134 01:00:19,139 --> 01:00:21,472 Look, Jake is my boyfriend, you're not. 1135 01:00:21,474 --> 01:00:23,474 You can't fuck around with somebody for a year, Capri 1136 01:00:23,476 --> 01:00:26,978 and just expect him to forget about it. 1137 01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:28,913 Have fun. Thanks, you too. 1138 01:00:30,716 --> 01:00:33,317 Hey, it's Jake... you guys be nice. 1139 01:00:35,721 --> 01:00:37,855 Booo. Hey, baby. 1140 01:00:37,857 --> 01:00:39,290 Daddy's home. 1141 01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:42,393 Daddy, world dud. 1142 01:00:42,395 --> 01:00:44,829 What the fuck is this? Get this out of my face. 1143 01:00:44,831 --> 01:00:46,431 We talked about this. 1144 01:00:46,433 --> 01:00:47,965 Uh, I don't think so. 1145 01:00:47,967 --> 01:00:48,966 Hey, dudes. 1146 01:00:48,968 --> 01:00:52,336 There gonna be no documentary shit. 1147 01:00:52,338 --> 01:00:54,138 Ahhh! 1148 01:00:59,478 --> 01:01:01,212 Get wasted! 1149 01:01:01,214 --> 01:01:02,480 Woof! 1150 01:01:09,722 --> 01:01:11,055 All right, all right. 1151 01:01:16,962 --> 01:01:19,897 Yeah, I'm kind of in the middle of a game right now. 1152 01:01:19,899 --> 01:01:21,165 Give me the ball, man. 1153 01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:23,701 Please. 1154 01:01:23,703 --> 01:01:25,269 I'll be over there in a second. 1155 01:01:25,271 --> 01:01:26,337 Come on. 1156 01:01:26,339 --> 01:01:27,772 There it goes, this one's going in. 1157 01:01:27,774 --> 01:01:29,607 No way, come on, come on. Watch this shit. 1158 01:01:33,278 --> 01:01:35,546 So, so much for our weekend together in Vegas. 1159 01:01:38,016 --> 01:01:40,017 So, Salter, did it ever get lonely 1160 01:01:40,019 --> 01:01:41,953 out there on the battlefield? 1161 01:01:41,955 --> 01:01:44,789 I mean, it wasn't so bad... there were girls. 1162 01:01:44,791 --> 01:01:46,324 Jake said there were no girls. 1163 01:01:46,326 --> 01:01:49,827 I mean, there weren't any in the corps, you know, but there were... locals. 1164 01:01:49,829 --> 01:01:51,729 If you're willing to pay. 1165 01:01:51,731 --> 01:01:53,631 And I'm sure you were, right? 1166 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:58,636 Six months is a long time without the touch of a woman. 1167 01:01:58,638 --> 01:02:00,304 So, yeah. 1168 01:02:00,306 --> 01:02:02,306 Did Jake ever get that desperate? 1169 01:02:05,377 --> 01:02:07,044 How the hell am I supposed to know? 1170 01:02:07,046 --> 01:02:08,806 I wasn't watching him every minute, you know? 1171 01:02:09,948 --> 01:02:12,283 What the fuck, man? What up, bro? 1172 01:02:12,285 --> 01:02:13,551 Who's buyin' the next drinks? 1173 01:02:13,553 --> 01:02:15,787 I'll do it, I'll do it. 1174 01:02:15,789 --> 01:02:18,790 Jake, did you ever pay for a hooker? What? 1175 01:02:18,792 --> 01:02:19,991 I don't fucking know, I don't wanna know. 1176 01:02:19,993 --> 01:02:21,125 What the fuck are you talking about? 1177 01:02:21,127 --> 01:02:22,426 What's that, what is that? 1178 01:02:22,428 --> 01:02:24,629 Did you pay for a hooker? 1179 01:02:24,631 --> 01:02:26,030 I never paid for no hooker. 1180 01:02:26,032 --> 01:02:27,732 Yeah, I have no idea what's going on, dude. 1181 01:02:27,734 --> 01:02:29,700 She's asking questions about hookers and stuff like that. 1182 01:02:29,702 --> 01:02:32,036 I have no idea. Did you ever pay for a hooker? 1183 01:02:32,038 --> 01:02:34,038 It's crazy. 1184 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:35,373 What's goin' on? 1185 01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:37,809 Dude, hey, can you please just get that shit out of my face? 1186 01:02:37,811 --> 01:02:38,976 Come on, man. 1187 01:02:42,047 --> 01:02:43,581 Happens. 1188 01:02:59,932 --> 01:03:02,133 Paid some whore. 1189 01:03:02,135 --> 01:03:03,568 What does that even mean? 1190 01:03:03,570 --> 01:03:05,970 You listen to one of my drunk-ass friends? 1191 01:03:05,972 --> 01:03:09,907 And so I'm automatically accused of fucking a prostitute? 1192 01:03:09,909 --> 01:03:12,176 Come on! Why didn't you tell me you did it then? 1193 01:03:12,178 --> 01:03:13,411 What does it matter, you're, you're... 1194 01:03:13,413 --> 01:03:16,080 You couldn't answer. You couldn't even answer that question! 1195 01:03:16,082 --> 01:03:18,282 Did you? Did you? 1196 01:03:18,284 --> 01:03:21,319 Does it even fuckin' matter? Yes, it matters! 1197 01:03:21,321 --> 01:03:23,120 Really? Tell me, tell me the truth. 1198 01:03:23,122 --> 01:03:24,822 Right now, did you? 1199 01:03:39,338 --> 01:03:41,205 Surprise! 1200 01:03:42,407 --> 01:03:43,774 Hello? 1201 01:03:44,810 --> 01:03:46,210 You guys. 1202 01:03:47,646 --> 01:03:49,680 Hello, where are you? 1203 01:03:52,017 --> 01:03:53,384 Hello? 1204 01:04:01,661 --> 01:04:04,262 At the tone, please record your message. 1205 01:04:05,598 --> 01:04:08,232 Hey, Luke, it's me. 1206 01:04:08,234 --> 01:04:10,701 Things didn't work out with Jake and I, so, 1207 01:04:10,703 --> 01:04:13,271 just, I wanna know where you are... call me. 1208 01:04:37,596 --> 01:04:39,463 Paradise. 1209 01:04:44,136 --> 01:04:46,270 Oh, my gosh. 1210 01:04:48,607 --> 01:04:50,908 Really? 1211 01:04:50,910 --> 01:04:52,910 Please tell me you guys are not at a whore house. 1212 01:04:52,912 --> 01:04:54,578 Oh, my gosh. 1213 01:04:58,016 --> 01:04:59,951 I think I may have lost my best friend. 1214 01:04:59,953 --> 01:05:02,787 And for Jake, who turned out to be 1215 01:05:02,789 --> 01:05:05,723 a complete fucking asshole. 1216 01:05:05,725 --> 01:05:08,459 And now I'm gonna go find my friends at a whore house. 1217 01:05:08,461 --> 01:05:11,028 This is definitely not the night that I imagined. 1218 01:05:49,167 --> 01:05:51,268 Hi, honey. 1219 01:05:51,270 --> 01:05:52,269 Hi. 1220 01:05:52,271 --> 01:05:53,471 How are you? 1221 01:05:53,473 --> 01:05:55,573 Is this Paradise? Yes, it is. 1222 01:05:55,575 --> 01:05:57,508 How can I help you? 1223 01:05:57,510 --> 01:06:00,111 I'm just looking for some of my friends. 1224 01:06:00,113 --> 01:06:02,713 Oh, let's see, four guys? 1225 01:06:02,715 --> 01:06:04,949 Four young guys wanting to have a good time? 1226 01:06:04,951 --> 01:06:06,550 Yeah, were they here? 1227 01:06:06,552 --> 01:06:08,986 Yeah, they're here, they're upstairs. 1228 01:06:08,988 --> 01:06:10,621 Do you need anything? 1229 01:06:10,623 --> 01:06:12,723 No, I just wanna find them, yeah. 1230 01:06:12,725 --> 01:06:16,627 Well, if you go right up the stairs and to the left 1231 01:06:16,629 --> 01:06:19,697 they'll be there waiting for you... go have some fun. 1232 01:06:19,699 --> 01:06:22,533 Waiting for me? So, I can just walk up there? 1233 01:06:22,535 --> 01:06:24,769 Yeah, just go right up there. It's fine, are you sure? 1234 01:06:24,771 --> 01:06:27,104 I'm positive. 1235 01:06:35,313 --> 01:06:37,848 My boyfriend had sex with hookers. 1236 01:06:40,452 --> 01:06:43,721 And my friends are having sex with hookers. 1237 01:06:45,323 --> 01:06:47,158 I've never actually met a hooker. 1238 01:06:59,938 --> 01:07:02,206 I knew that bitch was lying. 1239 01:07:13,251 --> 01:07:15,152 Come on out, guys. 1240 01:07:15,154 --> 01:07:16,487 Playtime is over. 1241 01:07:23,528 --> 01:07:25,329 Luke? 1242 01:07:29,868 --> 01:07:31,669 Hello. 1243 01:07:33,839 --> 01:07:35,639 Tommy Kay? 1244 01:07:37,576 --> 01:07:39,944 Guys, where are you? 1245 01:07:42,681 --> 01:07:45,683 Guys, come on... where are you? 1246 01:07:50,655 --> 01:07:52,323 Hello. 1247 01:08:13,678 --> 01:08:15,746 Cam... Cam... 1248 01:08:34,132 --> 01:08:36,534 Oh, my God. 1249 01:08:45,044 --> 01:08:46,210 Wait! 1250 01:08:52,251 --> 01:08:54,552 Somebody help me! 1251 01:08:56,388 --> 01:08:58,689 Somebody help me! 1252 01:09:43,970 --> 01:09:45,803 Hello? 1253 01:09:47,606 --> 01:09:49,273 Luke. 1254 01:09:51,676 --> 01:09:53,677 Luke! Luke! 1255 01:10:16,668 --> 01:10:18,402 Luke! Luke! 1256 01:10:24,276 --> 01:10:27,444 Oh, my God, Luke, we gotta get you... 1257 01:10:27,446 --> 01:10:30,414 We have to get you outta here, where's Graham? 1258 01:10:30,416 --> 01:10:31,882 We can run, get somebody. 1259 01:10:31,884 --> 01:10:33,350 Just hold on, okay? 1260 01:10:33,352 --> 01:10:35,886 Hold on, hold on to me. 1261 01:10:46,364 --> 01:10:47,931 Get up, please. 1262 01:11:01,613 --> 01:11:03,547 We gotta get Graham. 1263 01:11:08,386 --> 01:11:09,586 Graham. 1264 01:11:10,889 --> 01:11:12,156 Graham. 1265 01:11:16,961 --> 01:11:19,363 What did they do to him! 1266 01:11:23,768 --> 01:11:25,703 We have to go now. 1267 01:11:25,705 --> 01:11:27,404 Graham is gone. 1268 01:11:27,406 --> 01:11:29,907 Go, go! 1269 01:11:33,411 --> 01:11:35,879 Please just come on, Luke. 1270 01:11:35,881 --> 01:11:37,114 We have to go. 1271 01:11:37,116 --> 01:11:39,550 We have to go, Luke, we have to go. 1272 01:11:41,553 --> 01:11:43,587 Get up, get up, get up. 1273 01:11:52,397 --> 01:11:54,698 Please, please. 1274 01:12:06,177 --> 01:12:08,679 Luke, Luke. 1275 01:12:13,451 --> 01:12:15,285 Leave me! 1276 01:12:15,287 --> 01:12:16,887 Go! 1277 01:12:32,270 --> 01:12:35,172 Just go, just go. 1278 01:15:11,763 --> 01:15:14,231 Help, please, please. 1279 01:15:19,137 --> 01:15:20,203 We're almost out. 1280 01:15:51,736 --> 01:15:53,770 No, Capri! 1281 01:15:55,173 --> 01:15:56,773 Fucking! 1282 01:15:56,775 --> 01:15:58,742 I'm gonna kill you! 1283 01:16:29,307 --> 01:16:34,211 My friend, you have seen this incident based on sworn testimony. 1284 01:16:34,213 --> 01:16:37,514 Can you prove that it didn't happen? 1285 01:16:37,516 --> 01:16:41,918 Perhaps on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark. 1286 01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:44,054 And you will never know it! 1287 01:16:44,056 --> 01:16:47,324 For they will be from outer space. 1288 01:16:47,326 --> 01:16:51,995 Many scientists believe that another world is watching us this moment. 1289 01:16:51,997 --> 01:16:54,798 We once laughed at the horseless carriage, 1290 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,367 the airplane, the telephone, 1291 01:16:57,369 --> 01:16:58,769 the electric light, 1292 01:16:58,771 --> 01:17:02,506 vitamins, radio, and even television. 1293 01:17:02,508 --> 01:17:05,409 And now some of us laugh at outer space. 1294 01:17:10,448 --> 01:17:13,750 God help us in the future. 1295 01:18:30,061 --> 01:18:33,463 Only moments ago, after five long weeks of searching, 1296 01:18:33,465 --> 01:18:36,333 Capri Johnson was discovered just a few feet from here 1297 01:18:36,335 --> 01:18:39,236 on this deserted road, just outside of Reno, Nevada. 1298 01:18:39,238 --> 01:18:40,704 Thanks to an anonymous tip, 1299 01:18:40,706 --> 01:18:42,572 Channel 11 was first on the scene. 1300 01:18:42,574 --> 01:18:44,808 I must warn you, the footage you are about to see 1301 01:18:44,810 --> 01:18:46,643 is extremely disturbing. 1302 01:18:46,645 --> 01:18:48,912 Sensitive viewers may not want to watch. 1302 01:18:49,305 --> 01:18:55,236 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org