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(Country music playing)

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♪ I know that you've heard

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♪ This old song sung before

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♪ But you ain't heard it while
you was walking out the door ♪

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♪ It's good-bye, baby

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♪ Honey, your time has come

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♪ Turn the tables now
and you're the one on the bum ♪

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♪ It's la, la, la

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♪ I'm singing la, la, la

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♪ I'm so happy,
got me singing la, la, la... ♪

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Man: Need to get the Santa out of here.

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Man #2:
Why come?

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Number one, it's spring.
It's not winter.

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- Spring.
- So?

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Secondly,

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you don't even work here.

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When are you gonna stop
putting all your shit all around

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all over the place?

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- Third...
- Mm-hmm.

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...Santa Claus ain't even
of African descent.

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Oh, yeah, that's it there.

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I was waiting for that.

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You do realize Santa Claus
ain't even a real person.

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You can make him
whatever color you want to.

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No. Charlie Brown ain't real.

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Charlie Brown real?

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Well, hell, no.

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Well, you ain't gonna draw a picture

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of a little black kid,
round head,

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curly-squiggly hair

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and call him a "Peanuts" comic.

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Well, you could if you wanted to.

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Well, you could physically,
but you can't.

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Yes, you could.

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(Sighs)

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All right, fine.
You could.

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But you gotta get rid of the damn Santa.

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And I got news for you, too.

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If some black man came down my
chimney wearing a red jogging suit,

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I'd blow a hole right through his red hat.

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- (Bangs)
- How's that...

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(doorbell chimes)

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What?

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Oh, no, no.
No, no, man.

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I just need a loan on my shotgun.

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Well... honest.

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(Stuttering)
What... what's wrong with you kids?

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Coming into a man place of business
pointing a shotgun at people.

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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to cause no fuss.

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You know the pawn shop business
is a dangerous game.

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Man: Damn right.

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My brother, he move out West,
opened a pawn shop.

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- Found him in the basement, dead.
- I remember that.

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Oh, yeah?
What happened to him?

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I'd rather not talk about it.

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You're lucky...

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I didn't blow a hole through your head.

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Well, how was you gonna do that
with your hands up in the air?

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Shut up.

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Give me the gun.

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Well, I'll give you 20.

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Oh, come on, now.
Come on.

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50.

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No.

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- 40.
- No.

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- 30?
- Nope.

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25.

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- No.
- Come on, man. Shit.

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Well, all right.

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(Birds chirping)

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(cell phone ringing)

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Hey.

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(Sniffs) Whoo!

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Hey, man, is Vern there yet?

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No, he late.

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Hey, where you at, man?

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Don't worry,
I'll be there in a minute.

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You just keep his ass there, huh?

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'Cause I've been up for three
days since we smoked that shit

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and I'm beginning to hallucinate, man.

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(Sniffs)
Ah! God!

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On my way here,

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when I was driving in,
I saw the King, man.

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I swear I saw Elvis
walking through town square.

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I can't be robbing no people when
I'm fucked up like this, man.

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Hey.

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Quit being a pussy.
I'll be there in a minute, all right?

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You just keep Vernon there
'cause I'm gonna fuck his ass up.

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Shit!

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Jesus Christ, man.
Thank God, man.

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Where the hell have you been?

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Oh, I had to pawn my shotgun
to get gas money.

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Man, how the hell we gonna
rob Stanley without a shotgun?

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- Well, how was I supposed to get here?
- You stupid fuck!

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How was I supposed
to get here without gas?

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I would've come
and picked you up, dumbass.

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Listen, don't you think this whole
robbing Stanley thing is stupid anyway?

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And why the fuck we gotta meet
out in this field?

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You are so fucking stupid, man.

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'Cause it's top secret shit,
that's why!

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So fields is the place
for top secret meetings, huh?

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Why are you so damn worried
about the gun anyhow?

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There's three of us and only one of him.

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We just go in there,
we beat him down,

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we take the meth,
we get out of there.

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- It's easy.
- You're so stupid, man.

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- What?
- The guy is a fucking geeked-out,

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hillbilly, drug-cooking,
dumb shit.

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You don't think he has
a fucking arsenal of weapons

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laying around his fucking house?

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You don't think he ain't got his head
out the window every five minutes

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peeking 'round to see
what the fuck's going on?

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You know this shit
fucking makes you paranoid, man.

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Speaking of dope, man,
you got any on you?

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Hell, no.

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That dickhead at the pawn shop
only gave me 20 on the gun.

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So I only got enough for gas...

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What the fuck, man?!

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Raw Dog: Shit!

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(Groaning)

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What the fuck, man?

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That son of a bitch stole $80
out of my sock drawer.

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- No, he didn't.
- Bullshit!

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Randy, he didn't fucking take shit.

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- Vern didn't steal anything, man.
- How the fuck do you know?

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Because he just pawned
the goddamn shotgun

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so he could put some fucking gas
in his car, man.

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And he didn't have no meth, either.

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So clearly,
he ain't got no extra cash.

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Huh.

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Well, shit.

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Wait,

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he pawned the shotgun?

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How the fuck are we supposed
to rob Stanley?

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I don't know, Randy.

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Fuck, man, why you gotta go
and run Vernon over?

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(Gurgling)

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I mean, shit, what makes you
think he stole it in the first place?

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Lamar told me he took it.

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- Oh, Lamar did.
- Mm-hmm.

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You mean the crackhead?

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You mean that lying,
fucking cheating thief?

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That Lamar?

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You stupid fuck!
He gets his hair cut at Cook's!

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- He said he seen Vernon take it.
- That don't mean shit, man!

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I mean, Jesus Christ!
You fucking...

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you ran fucking Vernon's ass over, man.

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You could've fucking asked him first.

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- (Flies buzzing)
- What the fuck?

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Instead you trust some dude's word

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with the name of fucking "stinky nuts."

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Made sense at the time, all
right?

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Man, we gotta do something.

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We gotta take him
to a hospital or something.

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This gurgling shit,
this ain't normal, man.

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I ain't taking his ass nowhere
and getting locked up.

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- Well, we can't just leave him here.
- Move.

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(Groans)

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See? He's fine.

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Let's go get my money from Lamar.

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Good afternoon.
I'm Connie Swanson.

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And I'm here with a man
who helps save lives by day

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and is the King by night.

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- Hi.
- Meet Ricky Baldoski.

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He's a volunteer emergency
medical service technician by day

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and, as you can probably guess,

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does Elvis tribute shows by night.

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- That's right. I'm Ricky Baldoski.
- Yes.

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Tell us who some of your
big influences are, Ricky.

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Well, definitely.

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The King, um, King,
and the King.

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- KKK all the way.
- You can catch Ricky...

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- Wait, no...
- ...this weekend

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performing his tribute
performance to the King.

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I'd like to just say one word:
God bless America!

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...Irwin County Fair.

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- (Car doors close)
- Back to you, Michael.

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Randy: Lamar!

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You lying bastard.

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Vern didn't steal my money,
you did.

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No, I didn't.

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Bullshit.

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I know it was you 'cause it
sure as hell wasn't Vernon

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and you're the one who lied.

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Oh.
Oh, man.

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I guess it was me, man.

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What the...

189
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I fucking knew it.

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00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,224
You give me my money,
you lying piece of shit.

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00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,627
- I don't have it.
- What?

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00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:29,961
Where is it? Where is it?

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00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,163
It's in the air, man.
I smoked it up.

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$80 since this morning?
What the fuck?!

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We gonna kick your ass, Lamar.

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We gonna fuck you up good.

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'Cause of you,
old Vern got killed.

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And that shit ain't cool, man.

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There's getting high

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00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,149
and there's getting a brother
fucking ran over!

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God damn it, bro!
Kick his ass!

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I oughta kick your fucking ass, Lamar.

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00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,657
Randy, don't, man.

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00:10:58,659 --> 00:10:59,958
You got a gun, huh?

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00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,092
- Huh?
- No.

206
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,962
- We need a gun.
- Hey, hey, we could ask Don.

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00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,730
Don will have a gun.

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00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,033
Yeah.

209
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:11,736
We gonna go get the gun and we
gonna come back and shoot you.

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00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:15,140
- Right?
- Don't you steal shit while I'm gone.

211
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,541
Okay?

212
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:17,942
Okay.

213
00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:24,783
Is that my Styx CD in your pants?

214
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,486
- Huh?
- God damn it. Yeah.

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00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:30,655
Fuck, Lamar!

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00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,857
Put it back, Lamar.

217
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,893
- I ain't fucking around.
- Sorry, man, it was right here.

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00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,594
I was warming it.

219
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,563
It's your fucking ass now.

220
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,298
You're fucking dead, Lamar.

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00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,601
- Kick his fucking ass, Randy.
- (Exhales)

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00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:44,836
What the fuck?

223
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,237
What, you ain't gonna kick
his fucking ass?

224
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,739
Randy: Shut the fuck up.

225
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,442
We gonna come back
and kick your fucking ass!

226
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,178
Oh, shit!
Fuck, man!

227
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,081
- (Yelling)
- You guys are fuckin' mean, man.

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00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,016
(Engine revs)

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00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:01,052
Yeah, so we just wanna borrow
your gun for a couple of hours

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and we'll bring it right back.

231
00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,890
Get the fuck outta here.

232
00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:10,995
What the fuck, man?

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00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:17,869
(Tires screeching)

234
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:23,641
I can't believe that fuck-mouth
slammed the door in my face.

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00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,344
I should've kicked his ass.
That's what I should've fucking done.

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00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,279
- Yep.
- Dumb motherfucker.

237
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,347
Hey...

238
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,518
didn't we borrow his lawn mower one time

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and then we sold it

240
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instead of taking it back to him?

241
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,159
I want that machine back tomorrow,
you understand?

242
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,194
Yeah, yeah, you got it.
You got it.

243
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,496
Thanks, Mr. Don.

244
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,190
Huh.

245
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:14,526
Oh.

246
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:17,829
- No wonder he's so fucking pissed.
- Yeah.

247
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,534
Hey, man,
I've gotta ask you something.

248
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,037
Yeah?
What is it?

249
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,740
Look, don't be giving me no bullshit about

250
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:31,609
how you can't believe I don't
know and stuff, though, okay?

251
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,844
Fine. What is it?

252
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,180
I'm serious, man.
You can't be calling me dumbass.

253
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,384
For fuck's sakes, all right.

254
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,352
Okay, we've been
in the Aryan Confederacy now

255
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,387
for about a year, right?

256
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,955
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
- Okay.

257
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:47,692
There's one thing I don't understand.

258
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,261
Would you just spit it out, Raw
Dog?

259
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,563
Man, you're freaking me out.

260
00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:53,264
- Fuck.
- Okay. Okay.

261
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,968
I understand

262
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,437
why we're supposed to hate niggers, okay.

263
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,606
- Yeah.
- They look different,

264
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,508
they walk different,
they talk different.

265
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,243
I get it, okay.

266
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,613
But Jews, man,

267
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,715
why are supposed to hate the Jews?

268
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:16,521
I just found out Jerry Springer was a Jew.

269
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,657
Jerry fucking Springer, man.

270
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,759
If I seen him in the street,

271
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,862
I would kiss his ass

272
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,496
and ask him for an autograph.

273
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,468
I got three Adam Sandler DVDs at home

274
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,537
and I just found out he's a Jew, too.

275
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,977
If I was in a building
and 10 Jews sit down next to me,

276
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,212
I wouldn't even know it.

277
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,014
So what's the difference?

278
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,149
They got money?
Well, money ain't so bad.

279
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,085
Shit, I wish I had some money.

280
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,821
They got big noses.

281
00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,956
At least they're supposed to.

282
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,658
Damn Teddy's got a nose that's bigger

283
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,827
than this whole damn truck
and he ain't Jewish.

284
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,996
So, what, are we supposed
to hate him?

285
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,733
For crying out loud.

286
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,303
Jesus is a Jew, man.

287
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,038
I mean, we're talking Jesus.

288
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,173
We go to church every Sunday

289
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:13,111
and we pray to the King of the Jews, man.

290
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,880
Well?

291
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,249
(Tires screech)

292
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,222
Now you listen

293
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,391
and you listen good.

294
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,493
If you repeat this,
so help me God,

295
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,728
I will run your ass over, too.

296
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,699
(Engine revs)

297
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:43,074
I don't know, either, man,
all right?

298
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,143
I don't know, either.

299
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,614
I mean, hell,
I don't even hate black people.

300
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,785
Tyrone and Bert
are some of my best buddies.

301
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,487
- You know them, right?
- Yeah, man. They're cool, too.

302
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,756
Yeah.

303
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:02,727
I mean, do you know
how awkward it is

304
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,295
when I got to leave the card game early

305
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,497
to go to my white supremacist meeting?

306
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,132
I mean, they seem
to understand,

307
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,268
but, hell, it's just...

308
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,472
The only reason I started going
in the first place

309
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,542
is 'cause Greg's wife puts
out that little buffet table

310
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,610
with them meatballs
and them little smoky wieners.

311
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,814
- Yeah, them are good, too.
- Hell, yeah, they're good. Fuck.

312
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,683
Next thing I know,
I'm going to every meeting,

313
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,118
you know.

314
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,887
Full-blown member.
Got the tats and everything.

315
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,697
So we're pretty much
on the same page, then.

316
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:44,535
Sounds like it.

317
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,305
We ain't even really white
supremacists at all, are we?

318
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,511
Guess not.

319
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:57,181
Should we still be going
to them meetings, Randy?

320
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,789
Them little smoky wieners sure are good.

321
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,725
- Yeah, they're pretty good, all right.
- Yeah.

322
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,328
- (Laughing)
- They are good.

323
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,596
- (Tires screech)
- Oh, shit!

324
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,932
(Both yelling)

325
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,381
What the fuck?!

326
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,586
- Oh!
- Shit!

327
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,656
(Both screaming)

328
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,373
Hey.

329
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,008
Huh?

330
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,814
What is that?
A bow?

331
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:06,250
Yeah, it's a bow.
Let's get it.

332
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:09,153
What are we gonna get that for?

333
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,457
We gonna rob Stanley with it.

334
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,668
(Laughs)

335
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,014
(man groaning)

336
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,096
(laughs)

337
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,764
Randy: He's taking a...

338
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,670
- Hey!
- Hey.

339
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,073
Oh, shit!
Come on, let's go.

340
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,642
Come on, Raw Dog.

341
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,678
Come on, man.

342
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,615
Hey!

343
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:13,451
Take a guy's bow like that?

344
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,186
Fucking prick.

345
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,559
Hey, see you later there,
cheese dick.

346
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,094
(Whooping)

347
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:25,763
Yeah, Raw Dog!
Yahoo!

348
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,578
Shit.

349
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,513
That motherfucker.

350
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,688
(Engine turns off)

351
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,311
(bird screeches)

352
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,283
You okay?

353
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,589
I don't think so.

354
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,666
(Zippo closes)

355
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,203
What happened to you?

356
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:42,340
- (Flies buzzing)
- This bastard ran me over.

357
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,479
Run over and left for dead, huh?

358
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,716
Yeah.

359
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,517
Take you to a hospital?

360
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,654
I don't wanna go to the hospital.

361
00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:00,057
I wanna find those
backstabbing cocksuckers.

362
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,460
Revenge, huh?

363
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,930
That's a dangerous word.

364
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,100
It's appropriate, though, I
guess.

365
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:14,205
You don't look familiar.

366
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,175
You from around here?

367
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,280
Just passing through.

368
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,484
You sure I can't take you to a hospital?

369
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,754
No.

370
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:32,456
I know where them fuckers is gonna be.

371
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,759
I plan on meeting them there.

372
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,263
Only problem is I pawned my shotgun.

373
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,198
I see.

374
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,941
Give me a second.

375
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,034
Now...

376
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,936
I can't take you there...

377
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:22,373
but I can offer you this.

378
00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:28,079
- You'd give me your gun?
- I ain't giving you my gun.

379
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:33,050
I'm offering you salvation.

380
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,601
(Car door opens, closes)

381
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:53,404
(engine revs)

382
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,615
(distant chatter and music playing)

383
00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:11,989
What the fuck happened
to you back there, huh?

384
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,724
Froze up like a retard.

385
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,960
I can't have you doing that shit in there.

386
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,663
I seen something.

387
00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:24,835
What?

388
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,871
I'd rather not say.

389
00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:31,742
Remember when
we was talking on the phone,

390
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:32,943
I told you I'd been up for three days

391
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,412
and I started seeing some weird shit?

392
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,480
Just tell me what you seen.

393
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:45,089
An army of naked zombie women.

394
00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:50,594
An army of naked zombie women?

395
00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:55,433
Dear God,
are you fucking losing it?

396
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,901
First Elvis, now this?

397
00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:59,403
What the... man,
pull your shit together, man.

398
00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:01,005
- We got a job to do.
- I know, man.

399
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,274
That's what I'm saying.
Is this such a good fucking idea?

400
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:06,444
Maybe we should just... like, we
should just rest for a couple days

401
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,746
- and get ourselves a fucking gun.
- No.

402
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:11,615
A proper weapon and then we can
go do that shit then.

403
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,751
No, we can't wait.

404
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:16,787
The fair's right here.
It's making plenty of noise.

405
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,623
All hell breaks loose,
ain't nobody gonna hear shit.

406
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:22,960
Now come on,
break out them fucking masks.

407
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,529
Come on.
Let's go.

408
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,667
I got this one for you.

409
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:32,503
Yeah, buddy.
Whoo-hoo.

410
00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:41,078
Holy shit!
What the fuck is that?

411
00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:44,048
- It's a fucking mask, man.
- Ricky: ♪ Amazing Grace...

412
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,484
It's a fucking clown mask.

413
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,887
Well, we needed two fucking masks.

414
00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:52,056
And I found that there ski mask

415
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,924
and then I found this here clown mask.

416
00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:55,693
And for a minute I was thinking

417
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,661
maybe I could should go
and get another ski mask.

418
00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,630
But then I was like,
"Why the fuck would I do that?"

419
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,465
'Cause this mask
is gonna work perfectly fine.

420
00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:03,334
I ain't going in there with you
wearing a fucking clown mask.

421
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:04,935
Forget that.
Uh-uh.

422
00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:08,038
Are you scared of clowns or some shit?

423
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,842
No.

424
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,477
- (Yells)
- (screams)

425
00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:14,979
Fuckin' stop it!

426
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,081
Randy, I'm gonna come and
get you in your sleep, boy.

427
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:20,618
I ain't fucking with you.
Stop it, you fucking bastard.

428
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,286
- (Crying) Okay? Stop it.
- (Laughing)

429
00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:23,921
What the fuck are you laughing at?

430
00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:25,856
Youse fucking scared of clowns.

431
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,259
(Laughing)

432
00:25:28,261 --> 00:25:31,061
I ain't scared of shit.

433
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:33,631
Fuck it. Come on,
let's go do the goddamn thing.

434
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:35,432
Fucking asshole.

435
00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,737
(Ricky continues singing in distance)

436
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:41,572
Fuck you.

437
00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:59,023
(Gun clicks)

438
00:26:05,196 --> 00:26:07,865
What the fuck is this bullshit here?

439
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,069
Oh, fuck me.

440
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,572
Hey, you put down that there gun

441
00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:17,107
or I'm gonna shoot you
with this fucking arrow.

442
00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:20,277
Fuck your arrow. I got a gun.
You put it down.

443
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,382
You put it down and give us
all that meth you got cooked up.

444
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:27,051
Stanley: Randy?

445
00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,886
- Is that you?
- Uh...

446
00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:32,756
- No.
- Bullshit!

447
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,758
That's Raw Dog right there.

448
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,026
No, it ain't.

449
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,295
Do I look like a fucking idiot to you?

450
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:42,199
You buy my shit every fucking day.
I know what you sound like.

451
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:50,541
Wearing a fucking clown mask
ain't gonna scare me none.

452
00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:52,543
My name's not Raw Dog!

453
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,781
I oughta fucking shoot your ass
in the head.

454
00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:59,783
Shit, you best get that powder

455
00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:01,885
or Raw Dog's gonna
shoot your ass in the head.

456
00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:03,354
Aha!

457
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:07,024
You just said my fucking name, Randy.

458
00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:09,126
You just said my fucking name!

459
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,161
(Stanley laughing)

460
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:14,465
Fucking dumbasses.

461
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,800
Raw Dog: I told you
this was a stupid fucking idea.

462
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:19,370
Man, my fucking arm's getting tired.

463
00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:21,405
I can't fucking hold this shit any longer.

464
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,774
The bow ain't got nothing to do with it.

465
00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:26,310
It ain't my fault that Stanley sits
next to his window all fucking day

466
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:27,778
waiting for shit like this to happen.

467
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:29,780
Well, what the fuck
are we gonna do now, huh?

468
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,754
Oh, fuck!

469
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:40,190
- Oh, what the fuck, man?
- (Stanley laughing)

470
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:44,495
Fuck, Randy.
I didn't mean to fucking shoot you.

471
00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:46,430
(High-pitched)
Oh, what the fuck?

472
00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:49,033
- Fucking dumbass.
- Shut the fuck up, Stanley!

473
00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:50,267
Fuck, man.

474
00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:51,935
What the...

475
00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:53,504
Raw Dog:
Does it hurt?

476
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,706
Fuck, yeah, it hurts, man!

477
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,841
Stanley: I hope you two
don't do this for a living.

478
00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:58,942
- (Laughing)
- Ah!

479
00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:00,811
Do I pull it out?
Do I pull it out?

480
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:03,380
- What do I do?
- No, I don't think so, man.

481
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,382
- What am I gonna do?
- (Shotgun cocks)

482
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,885
- What the fuck?
- You motherfuckers.

483
00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:10,721
- Vernon?
- Vernon, you in on this?

484
00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:12,756
Shut up.

485
00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,692
These assholes run me over

486
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,027
and left me for dead
in the middle of nowhere.

487
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:20,664
Asshole? Vernon, I wasn't the
motherfucker that ran you over.

488
00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:23,300
Fuck you, Raw Dog.
You left me there.

489
00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:25,803
Randy: Hey, just calm
the fuck down, Vernon.

490
00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:29,673
Look, I got a fucking arrow in me, man.

491
00:28:29,675 --> 00:28:31,608
(Yells)

492
00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:34,211
And what the hell are you doing
with my clown mask on?

493
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:37,114
'Cause it was the only fucking
mask I could find, man.

494
00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:38,415
Easy now.

495
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,017
Don't be pointing that shotgun in here.

496
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:42,553
You know what's gonna happen
if you shoot that thing off.

497
00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:45,789
Yeah, you damn right I do.

498
00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:49,727
(Screaming)

499
00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:00,938
- Shit!
- Vernon: Die!

500
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,906
Oh, shit!

501
00:29:06,177 --> 00:29:08,846
You know, salvation comes
in many forms.

502
00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:10,180
- Ha!
- Fuck, man!

503
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,182
Today, it rolled up in a 4x4.

504
00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:14,184
Vernon, you damn fuck!

505
00:29:19,624 --> 00:29:20,657
(Raw Dog screaming)

506
00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:22,092
Fuck!

507
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,694
Shit, shit, shit!

508
00:29:23,696 --> 00:29:25,662
(Screaming)

509
00:29:25,664 --> 00:29:27,965
(groans)

510
00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:30,801
You methy douchebag. I'm...

511
00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:33,937
- Stanley: No!
- Step on this, bitch!

512
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,506
Ah!

513
00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:45,015
Alton: Fine. If you wanna keep
the Santa out there,

514
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:48,252
it'll be Christmas year-round
in Irwin, Georgia.

515
00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:50,654
Johnson: You know you ain't
fooling nobody, right?

516
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:55,125
It ain't got nothing to do
with it being spring time.

517
00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:58,195
You don't like it 'cause he's black.

518
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:00,631
Why you calling me a racist?

519
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,267
Well, you don't like black Santa Claus.

520
00:30:04,402 --> 00:30:05,936
And last week,

521
00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:08,138
you told me you don't like black porno.

522
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,674
Now hang on a damn minute.

523
00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:12,576
Now that's got nothing to do with racism.

524
00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:14,044
I like black chicks in porno movies.

525
00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,313
I just don't like 'em with the
black guys in them, that's all.

526
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,649
Why come?
They make you feel inadequate?

527
00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:20,117
No.

528
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:22,553
It's because their dicks are so dark.

529
00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:24,188
They get to fucking,

530
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:27,157
their dicks get wet,
they get glisteny and shit,

531
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:30,928
and it's hard for my eyes to unfocus off it.

532
00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:33,997
Make me sick.

533
00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:40,370
Eh, well, I guess you got a
point.

534
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,009
Hey, why come you selling that car?

535
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:49,012
I told you.
I was up at a four-way stop,

536
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:51,281
a big black 4x4 truck,

537
00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:53,951
black tinted windows
went out of turn, nearly hit me.

538
00:30:58,623 --> 00:31:00,190
- (Death metal music playing)
- Alton: Shit!

539
00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:02,860
Motherfucker.

540
00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:05,462
- (Tires screech)
- Fuck you, shit for brains!

541
00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:07,598
Learn how to drive!

542
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:09,600
Fuckin' creep.

543
00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:15,405
Christ!

544
00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:25,315
- Nut job.
- Johnson: Well, who was it?

545
00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:27,184
I don't know.

546
00:31:28,786 --> 00:31:30,087
Not from around here.

547
00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:31,722
Had West Virginia plates.

548
00:31:31,724 --> 00:31:34,658
Now every time I take the car out,
fucker appears out of nowhere,

549
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,093
tries to run me down.

550
00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:39,162
Well, obviously, this boy
got himself a mental problem.

551
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:44,001
Why come you gonna let this
one fool make you sell your car?

552
00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:47,504
Look, he tried to kill me eight times.

553
00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:50,741
That piece-of-shit car
ain't worth dying over.

554
00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:52,476
I guess you got a point.

555
00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:55,345
(Doorbell chimes)

556
00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:56,914
Hi there.

557
00:31:58,016 --> 00:32:00,417
I'm Richard and this is Sandy.

558
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,152
We just got married yesterday.

559
00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,187
- Congratulations.
- Ta-da.

560
00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:05,589
Yeah, look at that.

561
00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:08,926
(Exclaims) That's some rock.

562
00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:11,028
Listen, this is gonna sound totally nuts,

563
00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:14,898
but we're on our way to Orlando
for our honeymoon,

564
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,401
and I stopped at an ATM machine

565
00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:19,436
and some son of a gun
hacked into my account

566
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,338
and drained every last dime.

567
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,974
Well, you look pretty chipper for
somebody that just got ripped off.

568
00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,609
Well, I got news for you,

569
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:28,912
there's absolutely nothing
that's gonna bring me down today

570
00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:31,315
because I just married

571
00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:35,919
the most beautiful woman in the world.

572
00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:38,522
(Woman giggling)

573
00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:39,589
Mwah!

574
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,028
We're gonna enjoy our honeymoon.

575
00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:49,733
And I'm confident that the bank is
gonna straighten everything out.

576
00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,969
But until then,

577
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:54,338
we need a little cash for our trip.

578
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:57,507
We're just gonna need a couple thousand
and we'll pick it up on the way back.

579
00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,843
Well, I ain't got that kind
of cash lying around.

580
00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:02,212
Folks don't come in here
with a $10,000 ring.

581
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:03,947
Here.

582
00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:05,983
Sorry, hon.

583
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:10,320
Here, here, take a look
at this baby right here.

584
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,722
How much can you loan us on this?

585
00:33:11,724 --> 00:33:14,291
Just for a week or so
until the banks get back.

586
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,396
I don't know.
Maybe four or five hundred.

587
00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:20,564
Are you kidding me?

588
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:22,299
Four or five hundred.

589
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:31,742
Alton: Can I help you
with something there?

590
00:33:31,744 --> 00:33:33,543
Let me see that ring.

591
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,317
Which one?
This one here?

592
00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,285
Yes.

593
00:33:42,287 --> 00:33:44,888
Honey, is something wrong?

594
00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:03,140
(Sighs)

595
00:34:06,244 --> 00:34:08,512
Oh, no.

596
00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:10,614
Richard, what's wrong?

597
00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:12,315
Honey, what's the matter?

598
00:34:14,685 --> 00:34:16,586
Um...

599
00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,655
I'm gonna need you to wait outside.

600
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:20,724
- What?
- No, no.

601
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,826
Just wait outside.

602
00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:25,262
- Honey, can't you just tell me?
- Please.

603
00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:26,930
Outside.

604
00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:29,533
I'll be out in a second.
I'll explain everything.

605
00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:35,439
(Doorbell chimes)

606
00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:37,007
You okay there, mister?

607
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,043
Where did you get this ring?

608
00:34:40,045 --> 00:34:41,478
No, I can't tell you
that kind of information.

609
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,346
- Where did you get the ring?
- What are you, a parrot?

610
00:34:43,348 --> 00:34:45,549
I said I can't tell. Look, you think
that ring was stolen from you,

611
00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:47,884
- you gotta fill out a police report.
- Now, I want you to listen to me.

612
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,555
This ring...

613
00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:53,623
this ring belonged to my wife.

614
00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:56,293
Not her.

615
00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:59,096
My first wife Cyndi.

616
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,401
Six years ago,

617
00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:06,269
Cyndi disappeared.

618
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,707
Her car was still in the garage.

619
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:13,643
There was blood found in the driveway.

620
00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:17,647
So I know she didn't just run away.

621
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,216
That wasn't Cyndi.

622
00:35:20,918 --> 00:35:23,186
No.

623
00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:25,489
She was taken from me

624
00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:27,457
without a trace.

625
00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:32,295
And, you know,
to make matters worse...

626
00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:36,299
I seem to be the cops'
number-one suspect.

627
00:35:37,702 --> 00:35:39,603
Mm-mm-mm.

628
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:43,406
And now... six years later,

629
00:35:43,408 --> 00:35:46,443
the day after my wedding,

630
00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:48,712
I end up in a pawn shop...

631
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:52,282
what, six, seven,
eight states away from my hometown...

632
00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:56,820
to find a ring

633
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:59,022
that I had custom-made for her

634
00:35:59,024 --> 00:36:02,259
with our names inscribed in the band

635
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:05,529
and you say you can't
give out information?

636
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,899
No. You'll have to call the
cops.

637
00:36:08,901 --> 00:36:11,568
- Maybe they can figure it out.
- No cops.

638
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,771
I want you to tell me
who sold you this ring.

639
00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,306
Man, I can't.

640
00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:18,375
All right, you listen to me.

641
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:21,178
You see that diamond
you got in your hand?

642
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:23,413
I want you keep that ring.

643
00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:27,250
That's a $17,000 ring, by the
way.

644
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,620
All I want in exchange for it

645
00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:32,889
is my old ring back

646
00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:36,326
plus that shitty hatchback
you got for sale out front.

647
00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:37,794
Hmm.

648
00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:41,698
What is it you want?

649
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,300
How much you give me on this?

650
00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:45,702
It's a valuable family heirloom.
Belonged to my granny.

651
00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:48,738
She's dead.
It's pretty. It's pretty.

652
00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:54,544
Well, I'll give you 40.

653
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,112
Deal.

654
00:37:04,455 --> 00:37:06,656
His name's J.J. Thomason.

655
00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:11,628
Might even find him
at Lou's Fire Pit in the square.

656
00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:13,330
He's a cook there.

657
00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:16,700
Now don't tell nobody I told you nothing.

658
00:37:24,442 --> 00:37:26,409
- Don't.
- Johnson: I...

659
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:27,744
- Don't say...
- I'm just saying...

660
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,312
Just don't say nothing.

661
00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,882
Richard, what is going on?

662
00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:35,919
- I need you to go back home.
- What?

663
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,154
Take the car and go back to Connecticut.

664
00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:39,956
But... no, no, no, no.
We're on our honeymoon

665
00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:42,359
and now you want me to just drive home?

666
00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:44,261
I wanna know what the hell is going on.

667
00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:45,795
It's a private matter.

668
00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:47,364
Private?
It's private?

669
00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:49,733
There is no private.
We just got married.

670
00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:52,769
You can't just drive off
without an explanation.

671
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:55,071
I'm your wife.

672
00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:57,407
- (Sighs)
- (engine starts)

673
00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:59,876
I already have a wife.

674
00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:01,144
What are you talking about?

675
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,814
Why are you doing this to me?

676
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:08,451
Richard?

677
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:11,888
Richard, come back!

678
00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:14,090
Richard, don't go.

679
00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:17,060
We're supposed to go to Orlando!

680
00:38:17,995 --> 00:38:20,030
Richard!

681
00:38:21,098 --> 00:38:24,200
♪ You know how I feel

682
00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:27,704
♪ It's a new dawn, it's a new
day ♪

683
00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:30,774
♪ It's a new life

684
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:33,576
♪ For me

685
00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:37,247
♪ And I'm feelin' good

686
00:38:38,749 --> 00:38:42,218
♪ Yeah

687
00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:45,622
♪ Dragonfly out in the sun

688
00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:49,626
♪ You know how I feel

689
00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:53,963
♪ Butterflies havin' fun,
you know what I mean... ♪

690
00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:57,033
(death metal music playing)

691
00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:04,941
(engine revving)

692
00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:45,048
♪ Now I'm feelin'...

693
00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:53,256
Say there, missy.

694
00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:57,026
Carlee, I don't suppose that
you noticed that I was in town.

695
00:39:57,028 --> 00:39:59,863
I'm doing a tribute show to the King

696
00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:01,998
down at the county fair later on.

697
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,933
Big news story about it and everything.

698
00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:05,635
Gonna be on the news
later on this afternoon.

699
00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:07,804
Even put a poster in the window.
You should check it out.

700
00:40:08,806 --> 00:40:10,907
It's against the rules.

701
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,509
Management.

702
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,714
Say, I was wondering if maybe

703
00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:21,451
you would perhaps be interested
in trading a little lunch

704
00:40:21,453 --> 00:40:25,188
for a pair of front-row tickets.

705
00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,123
I don't go to the fair.

706
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:30,126
And we only take cash for food here.

707
00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:31,494
Hmm.

708
00:40:31,496 --> 00:40:35,632
How 'bout just a couple
scrambled eggs for the tickets?

709
00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:38,301
We only take cash here, mister.

710
00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:41,971
You are gonna pay for that coffee, right?

711
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:44,541
- How 'bout the tickets for the coffee?
- It's $1.20.

712
00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:02,592
Um, I'm about 16 cents short here.

713
00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:06,963
How 'bout you take that
and the two tickets?

714
00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:10,233
You can keep 'em, honey.

715
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:15,472
I can't take this shit no more.

716
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:18,208
Theresa, hey.
Baby, where are you going?

717
00:41:18,210 --> 00:41:19,309
Hey there. Hey there.
Hey there.

718
00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:20,944
Come on, now.
What's your problem?

719
00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:24,280
- What's your problem?
- I can't live like this anymore, Ricky.

720
00:41:24,282 --> 00:41:26,649
Shug, what's the matter?

721
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:28,885
We're traveling around.

722
00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:31,154
We're seeing new places.

723
00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:33,556
We're rocking it out to the King.

724
00:41:33,558 --> 00:41:36,759
The places we travel
ain't nowhere I wanna see.

725
00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:39,629
We're broke, hungry,

726
00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:42,365
your car smells like shit for some reason,

727
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:43,867
and I'm tired of it.

728
00:41:43,869 --> 00:41:47,504
All right, first of all,
I do not know what that smell is.

729
00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:49,572
And second of all...

730
00:41:51,141 --> 00:41:52,709
this is me, baby.

731
00:41:54,078 --> 00:41:55,979
I'm living the life of the King.

732
00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:57,814
And I ain't giving it up for no one.

733
00:41:57,816 --> 00:42:00,683
You ain't living the life of the King.

734
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,353
You don't have his money,
his voice,

735
00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:04,854
or his looks.

736
00:42:07,992 --> 00:42:10,660
Well, there is one thing that I do have.

737
00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:11,828
And what's that?

738
00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:14,731
Skin without worms crawling through it.

739
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:20,270
I'm sorry, King.

740
00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:21,838
Forgive me.

741
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,773
It was my jealousy.

742
00:42:24,842 --> 00:42:27,210
Hold my hand.
Help me.

743
00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,879
- King...
- I'm outta here, Ricky.

744
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,447
Outta here?
Where are you going?

745
00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:34,784
You're 200 miles from anywhere
near anywhere...

746
00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:36,920
I can get around anywhere I'm at

747
00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:39,222
because I got one thing you don't.

748
00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:40,690
Oh, yeah?
What's that?

749
00:42:40,692 --> 00:42:42,058
A pussy.

750
00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:45,528
Can't argue with that.

751
00:42:45,530 --> 00:42:46,763
Fine.

752
00:42:46,765 --> 00:42:48,598
Go on.
Get outta here.

753
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,866
You're making a big mistake!

754
00:42:49,868 --> 00:42:53,536
I'll be at the Ramada Express
in no time flat.

755
00:42:53,538 --> 00:42:55,905
They said they'd love to have me back.

756
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:58,841
That was eight years ago, Ricky.

757
00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:01,778
They didn't say when!

758
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:16,859
(Engine starts)

759
00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:34,911
♪ And I'm feelin' good.

760
00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,546
Hello, sir.

761
00:43:36,548 --> 00:43:38,281
Is your soul saved?

762
00:43:40,317 --> 00:43:42,051
Fuck off.

763
00:43:44,254 --> 00:43:47,757
I really gotta work on my approach.

764
00:43:50,694 --> 00:43:51,995
I'm looking for J.J.

765
00:43:51,997 --> 00:43:53,796
He's in the back.
I'll let him know you're out here.

766
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:55,365
- Don't bother.
- Hey.

767
00:43:55,367 --> 00:43:57,333
You can't go back there.

768
00:43:57,335 --> 00:43:58,668
Hey!

769
00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:00,269
I said you can't go back there.

770
00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:01,504
Ooh!

771
00:44:01,506 --> 00:44:02,872
Who's J.J.?

772
00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:09,345
- You J.J.?
- Yeah. Who the hell are you?

773
00:44:09,347 --> 00:44:11,314
I told him he couldn't come back here.

774
00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:13,383
Where'd you get this ring?

775
00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:16,686
What, you a cop?

776
00:44:16,688 --> 00:44:19,188
- No.
- (Chuckles)

777
00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:21,424
Then fuck off.

778
00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:27,430
(Screaming)

779
00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:30,433
I asked you nicely.

780
00:44:30,435 --> 00:44:33,636
Get off me!
Get off me!

781
00:44:33,638 --> 00:44:37,140
The ring... you gonna tell me
where you got it?

782
00:44:37,142 --> 00:44:38,775
Fuck you!

783
00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:43,279
You're gonna tell me...

784
00:44:43,281 --> 00:44:45,448
where... you got it.

785
00:44:47,751 --> 00:44:49,752
(Groaning)

786
00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:54,791
(screaming)

787
00:44:54,793 --> 00:44:58,227
- (sizzling)
- (screaming)

788
00:45:02,466 --> 00:45:06,002
- J.J.: No!
- Two choices:

789
00:45:06,004 --> 00:45:08,538
tell me where you got the ring or die.

790
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:11,507
Okay, okay. It was my uncle.
I stole it from my uncle.

791
00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,677
- Your uncle?
- Yeah.

792
00:45:14,679 --> 00:45:16,145
Who is he and where do I find him?

793
00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:17,847
His name is Ben Thomason.

794
00:45:17,849 --> 00:45:20,650
He lives about a mile off the highway

795
00:45:20,652 --> 00:45:24,253
on Ivy Street in a gray house
next to a purple house.

796
00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:26,789
(Country music playing over radio)

797
00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:28,357
(car turns off)

798
00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:41,971
- Can I help you with your bags?
- Jesus Christ!

799
00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,607
You scared the piss outta me.

800
00:45:44,609 --> 00:45:46,709
Who are you?

801
00:45:46,711 --> 00:45:49,112
That's not important.

802
00:45:49,114 --> 00:45:50,913
What's important is...

803
00:45:51,849 --> 00:45:53,483
where did you get this?

804
00:45:53,485 --> 00:45:55,351
My ring.

805
00:45:56,854 --> 00:45:58,321
That's mine.
Where'd you get it?

806
00:45:58,323 --> 00:45:59,822
I asked you first.

807
00:45:59,824 --> 00:46:01,257
That's none of your damn business.

808
00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:02,992
Someone stole it from me
and I want it back.

809
00:46:04,628 --> 00:46:06,996
Well, I'm afraid you can't have it back.

810
00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:09,165
Somebody stole it from me first.

811
00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:12,201
Now, you wanna tell me
where you got this ring?

812
00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:14,804
You wanna tell me where you got it?

813
00:46:14,806 --> 00:46:17,039
This is my damn house.

814
00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:19,942
You don't just show up
demanding shit around here.

815
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:22,678
All right, how about this?

816
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,281
I'll tell you where I got it

817
00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:27,250
and then you tell me where you got it.

818
00:46:27,252 --> 00:46:28,751
Deal?

819
00:46:31,021 --> 00:46:32,555
Deal.

820
00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:35,057
Like I said,

821
00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:38,227
this ring was taken from me
a long time ago.

822
00:46:39,763 --> 00:46:43,432
But where I got it today
was in a pawn shop.

823
00:46:45,502 --> 00:46:49,372
Your nephew sold it there
after he stole it from you.

824
00:46:49,374 --> 00:46:51,240
J.J.?

825
00:46:55,212 --> 00:46:57,380
I fucking knew it.

826
00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:01,250
Oh, that little bitch.

827
00:47:04,087 --> 00:47:07,290
All right, your turn.

828
00:47:08,725 --> 00:47:11,027
I won it in a poker game about a year ago.

829
00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:13,262
Really?
From who?

830
00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:15,331
Johnny Shaw.

831
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:19,168
What can you tell me about him?

832
00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:21,170
He's a good guy.

833
00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,472
Gets his haircut at Doc's,
so he's okay by me.

834
00:47:23,474 --> 00:47:24,941
Where does he live?

835
00:47:26,910 --> 00:47:29,045
I answered the question.
I told you where I got the ring.

836
00:47:29,047 --> 00:47:30,980
That was the deal.

837
00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:32,882
I ain't gonna start giving out information

838
00:47:32,884 --> 00:47:34,817
to some guy who just pops up
at my house.

839
00:47:34,819 --> 00:47:36,352
Now give me the damn ring.

840
00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:37,820
I don't think so.

841
00:47:37,822 --> 00:47:40,256
It's mine.

842
00:47:40,258 --> 00:47:42,525
No, it was my ring first.

843
00:47:44,561 --> 00:47:46,929
And I'm not leaving here

844
00:47:46,931 --> 00:47:49,632
until you tell me where I
can find this Johnny Shaw.

845
00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:51,701
No.

846
00:47:53,270 --> 00:47:55,104
No, you ain't leaving here

847
00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:57,506
until you give me back my damn ring.

848
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,511
So I guess it's gonna get ugly, then.

849
00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:04,847
Oh, I reckon.

850
00:48:32,876 --> 00:48:34,443
(Coughs)

851
00:48:51,228 --> 00:48:53,362
Okay, you son of a bitch...

852
00:48:53,364 --> 00:48:54,830
last chance.

853
00:48:54,832 --> 00:48:57,433
- Where's Johnny?
- (Groans)

854
00:48:59,002 --> 00:49:01,270
- Fuck you.
- (Sirens blaring)

855
00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:03,039
Fuck you!

856
00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:08,778
Stubborn son of a bitch.

857
00:49:20,390 --> 00:49:24,593
...lives by day and is the King by night.

858
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:28,597
- Hi.
- Meet Ricky Baldoski...

859
00:49:43,847 --> 00:49:45,715
I'm just living the dream here,
you know.

860
00:49:45,717 --> 00:49:48,017
Okay, you can hold it.
You know...

861
00:49:48,019 --> 00:49:50,319
Just living the dream and traveling around.

862
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:51,954
You know, uh,

863
00:49:51,956 --> 00:49:54,490
see people, go places,

864
00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:57,360
like, just rocking it out...

865
00:49:57,362 --> 00:50:00,096
There we go.

866
00:50:00,098 --> 00:50:01,831
There you are, Johnny.

867
00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:11,941
...some of your big influences are, Ricky.

868
00:50:11,943 --> 00:50:15,578
Well, definitely.
The King, um, King and the King.

869
00:50:15,580 --> 00:50:17,613
- KKK all the way.
- You can catch Ricky...

870
00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:18,948
- Wait, no...
- ...this weekend

871
00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:22,485
performing his tribute
performance to the King.

872
00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:25,454
Ricky: I'd like to just say one word:
God bless America!

873
00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:27,323
Connie: Irwin County Fair.

874
00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:28,891
Back to you, Michael.

875
00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:02,158
(Rifle cocks)

876
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:28,484
(door creaking)

877
00:51:30,353 --> 00:51:32,955
(women moaning)

878
00:51:40,564 --> 00:51:42,998
(women's voices overlapping) Johnny.

879
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,601
- Yes, Johnny.
- Yes, Johnny.

880
00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:49,305
- Johnny, please give it to me.
- Yes, Johnny.

881
00:51:49,307 --> 00:51:51,540
- (Moans)
- (repetitive slapping)

882
00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:53,576
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

883
00:51:53,578 --> 00:51:55,644
(Continues indistinctly)

884
00:51:56,813 --> 00:51:58,447
Johnny: Yeah.

885
00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:01,550
Woman: Yes.

886
00:52:03,887 --> 00:52:06,322
Oh, yes, Johnny.
Oh, yeah.

887
00:52:06,324 --> 00:52:08,324
- Just like that.
- (Slapping continues)

888
00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:11,127
- (woman moans)
- Woman #2: Harder.

889
00:52:11,129 --> 00:52:13,295
(Conversation continues)

890
00:52:54,771 --> 00:52:58,374
- Richard: Smile, Cyndi.
- Stop, I look terrible.

891
00:52:58,376 --> 00:53:00,976
- You always look beautiful.
- (Camera whirs)

892
00:53:03,713 --> 00:53:06,916
- (laughs)
- Come on, Cyndi. Do one more.

893
00:53:17,961 --> 00:53:20,029
(Moaning, slapping continues)

894
00:53:26,002 --> 00:53:27,870
(panting)

895
00:53:37,914 --> 00:53:40,249
How you doing, player?

896
00:53:41,618 --> 00:53:44,019
I've been better.

897
00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:45,955
I bet you have.

898
00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:49,692
You wanna put it away, Johnny?

899
00:53:53,163 --> 00:53:54,930
(Zipper zips)

900
00:54:09,846 --> 00:54:12,414
You like to go fishing, do you?

901
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:14,483
When I get the time.

902
00:54:20,857 --> 00:54:23,225
You, uh...

903
00:54:23,227 --> 00:54:24,693
you wanna tell me
why you're in my house

904
00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:26,595
with a gun pointed at my head?

905
00:54:33,370 --> 00:54:35,271
(Groans)

906
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,174
You wanna tell me where you got this ring?

907
00:54:41,745 --> 00:54:43,646
I ain't never seen it before.

908
00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:45,214
Really?

909
00:54:45,216 --> 00:54:47,816
Well...

910
00:54:47,818 --> 00:54:50,052
I hear you lost it in a poker game.

911
00:54:51,655 --> 00:54:54,456
I don't know what you're talking about.

912
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:58,327
You don't know what I'm talking about?

913
00:54:58,329 --> 00:55:00,596
Well, there's a picture of my wife,

914
00:55:00,598 --> 00:55:03,365
the woman I gave this ring to,

915
00:55:03,367 --> 00:55:05,501
on your refrigerator.

916
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:09,071
You don't know what I'm talking about?

917
00:55:09,073 --> 00:55:13,475
Say you don't know what I'm
talking about again, motherfucker.

918
00:55:13,477 --> 00:55:16,612
- Please...
- Say it! Go ahead and fucking say it!

919
00:55:16,614 --> 00:55:19,114
- Pl... please.
- Shut up!

920
00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:21,750
(Whimpers)

921
00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:29,124
You wanna tell me the truth, Johnny?

922
00:55:29,126 --> 00:55:32,161
I... I found a pocketbook.

923
00:55:32,163 --> 00:55:34,530
The ring was in it.
That's all I know.

924
00:55:35,799 --> 00:55:37,866
And the picture?

925
00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,635
Was that in the pocketbook, too?

926
00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:41,637
Yeah.

927
00:55:41,639 --> 00:55:44,173
And you decided to just
hang it up on your fridge?

928
00:55:44,175 --> 00:55:46,075
Look, I don't know any more.

929
00:55:46,077 --> 00:55:48,677
I found it. The picture was pretty,
so I hung it up.

930
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,679
I can't tell you nothing more.

931
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,181
Look, if you don't believe me,

932
00:55:52,183 --> 00:55:54,650
you can just go ahead and kill me.

933
00:55:54,652 --> 00:55:58,420
I'm gonna kill you, Johnny.

934
00:55:58,422 --> 00:56:01,724
Just how long it takes...
that's up to you.

935
00:56:08,898 --> 00:56:10,699
(Women continue moaning on TV)

936
00:56:16,306 --> 00:56:19,742
(shouting)

937
00:56:21,511 --> 00:56:23,946
Johnny: What the hell did you do to me?

938
00:56:35,592 --> 00:56:37,559
(Shouting)

939
00:56:47,804 --> 00:56:49,872
(cries out)

940
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:54,576
Sometimes a picture really
is worth a thousand words.

941
00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:56,178
Shh.

942
00:57:05,488 --> 00:57:07,222
Check this out.

943
00:57:09,526 --> 00:57:11,393
It's called a flail.

944
00:57:11,395 --> 00:57:12,828
(Whimpers)

945
00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:15,330
You know, I'd start with this,

946
00:57:15,332 --> 00:57:17,966
but then I might as well just...

947
00:57:17,968 --> 00:57:20,936
shoot you in the head
with that rifle over there

948
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:23,005
'cause this would kill you pretty quick.

949
00:57:24,507 --> 00:57:26,074
Luckily...

950
00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:29,745
I stumbled onto these two items

951
00:57:29,747 --> 00:57:32,014
laying around your house.

952
00:57:33,349 --> 00:57:35,517
Why don't we get creative?

953
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:38,954
It's simple.

954
00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:41,290
Tell me what happened to my wife.

955
00:57:45,161 --> 00:57:48,297
"I don't know"
is a bad thing to say, Johnny.

956
00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:51,767
- (Teeth shatter)
- (screaming)

957
00:57:54,437 --> 00:57:56,438
This is just the beginning.

958
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,240
We can do this all day.

959
00:57:58,242 --> 00:58:00,442
(Gurgling)

960
00:58:04,214 --> 00:58:07,416
Yes, please.

961
00:58:07,418 --> 00:58:10,018
Please, tell me what you did with my wife.

962
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,854
Tell me how you raped and killed her

963
00:58:11,856 --> 00:58:15,657
so I can kill you and I can get
some fucking closure with my life.

964
00:58:16,893 --> 00:58:18,360
(Crying)

965
00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:20,395
Tell me what you did to my fucking wife!

966
00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:24,867
And I told you about saying that.

967
00:58:38,715 --> 00:58:40,349
Don't you fuck with me.

968
00:58:41,484 --> 00:58:42,618
Don't fuck with me.

969
00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:43,886
Don't you fuck with me!

970
00:59:01,771 --> 00:59:03,338
Yes. Yes.

971
01:00:10,073 --> 01:00:12,507
Cyndi... oh, my God.

972
01:00:15,044 --> 01:00:18,113
Baby, it's okay.
It's okay, I'm here.

973
01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:19,881
I'm here, Cyndi.

974
01:00:21,384 --> 01:00:22,985
I'm here, baby.

975
01:00:22,987 --> 01:00:24,553
I'm gonna get you out.

976
01:00:25,688 --> 01:00:27,255
Cyndi.

977
01:00:30,526 --> 01:00:32,561
Come on, Cyndi.

978
01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:36,064
It's me.

979
01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:37,666
It's me, Richard.

980
01:00:38,835 --> 01:00:42,371
Cyndi, it's your husband.
That's it.

981
01:00:42,373 --> 01:00:44,106
Come on, Cyndi.

982
01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:47,042
Take my hand.

983
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:51,179
That's it.
That's it.

984
01:00:51,181 --> 01:00:53,448
Come on, that's it.

985
01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:54,983
That's it.

986
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:57,085
Come on.

987
01:00:57,087 --> 01:00:58,887
Come on.
Don't worry, baby.

988
01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:00,856
I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

989
01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:02,724
I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

990
01:01:02,726 --> 01:01:05,093
- Wait, Cyndi. Cyndi.
- (Whimpers)

991
01:01:05,095 --> 01:01:07,462
It's okay. It's okay.

992
01:01:07,464 --> 01:01:09,031
Cyndi.

993
01:01:09,999 --> 01:01:11,767
Come on.

994
01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:13,368
Take my hand.

995
01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:15,704
- I'm gonna take you home now.
- I am home.

996
01:01:15,706 --> 01:01:16,972
What?

997
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,175
Go away.

998
01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:22,744
Cyndi, please, listen to me.

999
01:01:22,746 --> 01:01:25,147
You're not thinking right.

1000
01:01:25,149 --> 01:01:27,215
Come on, it's time to go.

1001
01:01:27,217 --> 01:01:29,117
Cyndi...

1002
01:01:29,119 --> 01:01:31,787
it's me, Richard.

1003
01:01:31,789 --> 01:01:33,588
Get out.

1004
01:01:35,158 --> 01:01:37,025
Listen to me, Cyndi.

1005
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:40,529
This... I don't know the term for this,

1006
01:01:40,531 --> 01:01:42,631
but I saw it on television somewhere,

1007
01:01:42,633 --> 01:01:45,067
where the...

1008
01:01:45,069 --> 01:01:48,704
the victim starts to sympathize
with the captor.

1009
01:01:48,706 --> 01:01:50,672
Well, that's what's happened to you.

1010
01:01:50,674 --> 01:01:53,942
You need help.
Just... it's time to go home.

1011
01:01:53,944 --> 01:01:56,411
Cyndi, listen to me.
It's time to go home!

1012
01:01:56,413 --> 01:01:57,979
Get out!
(Growls, hisses)

1013
01:02:23,306 --> 01:02:25,340
You have her caged like a fucking dog?

1014
01:02:27,643 --> 01:02:29,010
Yeah, well, unfortunately,

1015
01:02:29,012 --> 01:02:31,346
I haven't been a man of my word lately.

1016
01:02:31,348 --> 01:02:33,615
- (Grunts)
- (weapon thuds)

1017
01:02:33,617 --> 01:02:34,649
(flesh squelching)

1018
01:02:34,651 --> 01:02:36,585
How do you like this?

1019
01:02:37,854 --> 01:02:39,421
- (Blows landing)
- Richard: You son of a bitch!

1020
01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:41,456
She's my wife! My wife!

1021
01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:43,759
My ever-loving wife,
you son of a bitch!

1022
01:02:43,761 --> 01:02:45,393
(Flail whipping, lands)

1023
01:02:45,395 --> 01:02:47,896
Who's the bitch now?

1024
01:02:49,665 --> 01:02:51,933
Get out.
Come on, we're going.

1025
01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:53,602
I'm gonna get you help.

1026
01:02:53,604 --> 01:02:55,370
Come on.

1027
01:02:56,839 --> 01:02:58,607
- Let's go.
- (Gasps)

1028
01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:05,147
I'm sorry, baby.
I'm sorry.

1029
01:03:05,149 --> 01:03:08,483
It's just you're not...
you're not thinking straight.

1030
01:03:09,418 --> 01:03:12,120
I can't even imagine
what you've been through.

1031
01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:14,156
But, please...

1032
01:03:14,158 --> 01:03:15,891
you gotta trust me.

1033
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:19,528
You trusted me before.

1034
01:03:22,331 --> 01:03:24,900
All right, you ready?

1035
01:03:24,902 --> 01:03:26,434
Let's go.

1036
01:03:26,436 --> 01:03:28,403
- I can't leave.
- What?

1037
01:03:28,405 --> 01:03:30,238
I'm number one.

1038
01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:32,974
Number one?

1039
01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:35,310
I'm number one.
I... I've got my own silo.

1040
01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:39,014
And Johnny lets me go in
and watch TV sometimes.

1041
01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:43,285
There's others?

1042
01:03:43,287 --> 01:03:44,419
Yeah?

1043
01:03:44,421 --> 01:03:48,857
Yeah, but...
I... I'm number one.

1044
01:03:55,031 --> 01:03:56,565
Come on, let's go.

1045
01:03:56,567 --> 01:03:58,500
- I can't...
- Come on.

1046
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:06,167
What the fuck did he do to you?

1047
01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:19,814
(Lock clicks, keys rattle)

1048
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,651
(cage door opening)

1049
01:05:29,692 --> 01:05:31,259
Oh.

1050
01:05:33,863 --> 01:05:35,764
It's okay.

1051
01:05:38,034 --> 01:05:39,601
Come on.

1052
01:05:50,746 --> 01:05:54,683
(Grunts) Get you outta here.

1053
01:06:13,235 --> 01:06:15,470
Come on.
Out.

1054
01:06:16,672 --> 01:06:19,007
There's soap and hot water in the house.

1055
01:06:19,009 --> 01:06:21,142
Call for help.

1056
01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:23,144
You're free to go back to your lives.

1057
01:06:29,852 --> 01:06:32,153
Cyndi: They cannot go in the house.

1058
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:34,155
I'm number one

1059
01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:36,624
and I'm not even allowed
to use the phone.

1060
01:06:36,626 --> 01:06:39,527
Well, it's time to go.

1061
01:06:39,529 --> 01:06:41,062
I can't go.

1062
01:06:41,064 --> 01:06:43,131
Get in the car, would ya?

1063
01:06:48,137 --> 01:06:49,971
Do you even remember me?

1064
01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:55,677
Well, then you know
I'm not gonna hurt you.

1065
01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:57,445
Come on, it's time to go.

1066
01:07:02,785 --> 01:07:04,719
I'm gonna get you some clothes.

1067
01:07:04,721 --> 01:07:06,388
But for now...

1068
01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:08,490
I'm... I'm not allowed to wear clothes.

1069
01:07:08,492 --> 01:07:11,593
Hey, you're allowed to do
whatever you want.

1070
01:07:11,595 --> 01:07:14,562
You're not a slave and neither
are those other women.

1071
01:07:14,564 --> 01:07:15,897
Put...

1072
01:07:15,899 --> 01:07:17,699
You shouldn't have let them in his house.

1073
01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:19,501
They're not allowed, just me.

1074
01:07:19,503 --> 01:07:21,202
Twice a week for 30 minutes.

1075
01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:23,371
Stop saying that!

1076
01:07:29,912 --> 01:07:31,980
Hey...

1077
01:07:31,982 --> 01:07:33,748
(sighs) Look.

1078
01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:35,950
Cyndi...

1079
01:07:39,422 --> 01:07:40,822
do you remember this?

1080
01:07:40,824 --> 01:07:42,657
This ring?

1081
01:07:42,659 --> 01:07:44,826
This is the ring that I had made for you.

1082
01:07:46,028 --> 01:07:48,730
This is the ring that you used to wear.

1083
01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:50,532
You won't believe how I found it.

1084
01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:51,933
I was with...

1085
01:07:52,868 --> 01:07:56,337
Well, I wound up in a pawn shop...

1086
01:07:57,273 --> 01:07:59,074
and there it was.

1087
01:08:01,844 --> 01:08:05,146
It was like God brought me there.

1088
01:08:05,148 --> 01:08:06,815
Give me your hand.

1089
01:08:28,871 --> 01:08:30,405
(Engine starts)

1090
01:08:30,407 --> 01:08:34,943
♪ Time and love

1091
01:08:34,945 --> 01:08:38,012
♪ They don't ever get along

1092
01:08:38,014 --> 01:08:40,081
♪ At all...

1093
01:08:50,259 --> 01:08:55,964
♪ Time and love...

1094
01:08:55,966 --> 01:08:58,967
We should call Johnny
and let him know where I'm at

1095
01:08:58,969 --> 01:09:03,071
because I... I really shouldn't
be gone for too long.

1096
01:09:03,073 --> 01:09:05,473
Cyndi,

1097
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,342
Johnny's dead.

1098
01:09:07,344 --> 01:09:08,710
What?

1099
01:09:08,712 --> 01:09:10,979
You don't have to worry
about him anymore.

1100
01:09:10,981 --> 01:09:13,114
He's dead.

1101
01:09:13,116 --> 01:09:15,783
- Wait, what?
- You're safe with me.

1102
01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:17,218
How did he die?

1103
01:09:17,220 --> 01:09:19,954
Cyndi, I stabbed him in the chest.

1104
01:09:19,956 --> 01:09:23,825
I watched him take his last breath
as he whimpered like a little bitch.

1105
01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:27,795
You... you killed him?

1106
01:09:27,797 --> 01:09:29,998
Yeah, that's right,
I killed him.

1107
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,034
I only wish he was still alive
so I could kill him again.

1108
01:09:38,073 --> 01:09:40,475
Bastard.

1109
01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:42,644
Who's a ba... I'm a bastard?

1110
01:09:42,646 --> 01:09:44,412
I'm a bastard?

1111
01:09:44,414 --> 01:09:46,581
Aw, Cyndi, come on.

1112
01:09:47,883 --> 01:09:49,717
He had you living in a cage

1113
01:09:49,719 --> 01:09:51,619
filled with your own piss and shit

1114
01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:53,121
for six years.

1115
01:09:53,123 --> 01:09:54,656
And I'm the bastard?

1116
01:09:54,658 --> 01:09:57,759
Oh, he let you watch TV
a couple times a week?

1117
01:09:57,761 --> 01:09:59,894
Well, I bought you a goddamn TV

1118
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:01,296
and a house

1119
01:10:01,298 --> 01:10:04,532
and every other goddamn thing
you wanted, Cyndi.

1120
01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:06,134
(Groans)

1121
01:10:06,136 --> 01:10:09,003
I don't believe this.

1122
01:10:09,005 --> 01:10:11,339
I'm a bastard?

1123
01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:12,874
Look, I'm sorry.

1124
01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:15,176
I can't even imagine, pumpkin,
what you've been through.

1125
01:10:15,178 --> 01:10:17,145
- You son of a bitch!
- (Groans)

1126
01:10:18,447 --> 01:10:20,181
Motherfucker!

1127
01:10:20,183 --> 01:10:21,783
You killed Johnny,
you motherfucker!

1128
01:10:21,785 --> 01:10:24,886
I was at the top of the pyramid!
Now I'm going to be nothing, like you!

1129
01:10:24,888 --> 01:10:26,988
- Stop it, Cyndi!
- Do you know how many other girls

1130
01:10:26,990 --> 01:10:30,091
I had to piss on to get on top
of that fucking pyramid,

1131
01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:32,360
- you son of a bitch?
- I love you! Ah!

1132
01:10:32,362 --> 01:10:34,028
(All yelling)

1133
01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:37,131
♪ I thought I knew the score.

1134
01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:41,736
(Coughing)

1135
01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:43,805
(wheezing)

1136
01:10:47,576 --> 01:10:50,178
(groaning)

1137
01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:53,581
(coughing)

1138
01:10:56,552 --> 01:11:00,221
(touch-tones beeping)

1139
01:11:00,223 --> 01:11:02,790
(phone ringing)

1140
01:11:04,727 --> 01:11:06,461
Hello?

1141
01:11:07,496 --> 01:11:09,964
Hey, babe.
It's me.

1142
01:11:09,966 --> 01:11:12,000
What the hell do you want?

1143
01:11:13,869 --> 01:11:16,504
I think I made a big mistake.

1144
01:11:16,506 --> 01:11:19,207
How about turning around
and picking me up?

1145
01:11:19,209 --> 01:11:21,876
We can still make it to Orlando
in time for our reservation.

1146
01:11:21,878 --> 01:11:24,512
- (Coughs)
- Richard...

1147
01:11:24,514 --> 01:11:27,448
fuck you!

1148
01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:29,050
But, babe...

1149
01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:31,953
Babe?

1150
01:11:37,192 --> 01:11:39,260
I should've seen that coming.

1151
01:11:41,897 --> 01:11:47,302
♪ No, I'm never gonna fall

1152
01:11:47,304 --> 01:11:51,105
♪ In love

1153
01:11:51,107 --> 01:11:53,875
♪ Please don't make me

1154
01:11:53,877 --> 01:12:00,948
♪ Fall in love

1155
01:12:03,118 --> 01:12:09,190
♪ Again...

1156
01:12:14,396 --> 01:12:17,265
- Oh man.
- ♪ That's why I'm singin'

1157
01:12:17,267 --> 01:12:19,934
♪ Oh...

1158
01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:22,303
Come on, sug.
Come on, baby.

1159
01:12:22,305 --> 01:12:23,838
Come on.
Good girl.

1160
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:26,207
Good girl.
Good girl.

1161
01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:27,975
Hang in there.
Son of a... oh.

1162
01:12:27,977 --> 01:12:30,044
No, no, no.
No, no, not now.

1163
01:12:30,046 --> 01:12:32,413
Not... not now.
No, no, please, please.

1164
01:12:32,415 --> 01:12:33,948
Come on.
I'm begging you, sweetheart.

1165
01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:35,917
Come on.

1166
01:12:35,919 --> 01:12:38,619
Baby, forgive me.

1167
01:12:38,621 --> 01:12:40,421
- (Engine knocks)
- Oh, come on, baby.

1168
01:12:40,423 --> 01:12:44,325
I'm just saying, if you're gonna
build a robot that speaks English

1169
01:12:44,327 --> 01:12:47,862
to go back in time to kill people,
why give it an accent?

1170
01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:50,198
That just don't make sense to me.

1171
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,034
- ♪ Again.
- Come on, baby.

1172
01:12:56,839 --> 01:12:58,773
What in the blue hell is you talking about?

1173
01:12:58,775 --> 01:13:01,809
Arnold Schwarzenegger is from Austria.

1174
01:13:01,811 --> 01:13:03,745
Austria, Australia,

1175
01:13:03,747 --> 01:13:05,913
it's the same thing without the "alia."

1176
01:13:13,589 --> 01:13:16,324
- (Doorbell chiming)
- Hello.

1177
01:13:16,326 --> 01:13:17,725
Hi there.

1178
01:13:19,361 --> 01:13:20,995
Who are you supposed to be, Liberace?

1179
01:13:20,997 --> 01:13:23,364
(Chuckles) Heck, no.

1180
01:13:23,366 --> 01:13:26,434
I do a little tribute show to the King.

1181
01:13:26,436 --> 01:13:28,102
- That's right.
- Uh-huh.

1182
01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:29,670
Going back to the county fair.

1183
01:13:29,672 --> 01:13:31,672
Gonna be a big show.
Big, big show.

1184
01:13:31,674 --> 01:13:33,674
- I'm doing two shows tonight.
- (Flies buzzing)

1185
01:13:33,676 --> 01:13:35,410
- (sniffs)
- And one on Saturday and one Sunday.

1186
01:13:35,412 --> 01:13:38,479
And there's gonna be a big news show
on it and everything on Channel 7.

1187
01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:41,015
Now, listen.

1188
01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:42,717
I'm a little strapped right now

1189
01:13:42,719 --> 01:13:44,619
'cause they don't pay me out till Monday.

1190
01:13:51,727 --> 01:13:53,461
(Blows)

1191
01:13:57,299 --> 01:14:00,034
Well, what do you want?

1192
01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:01,602
You want to pawn that suit?

1193
01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:03,137
Heck, no.

1194
01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:05,773
- 'Cause I was gonna say...
- No, no, no, no, no.

1195
01:14:05,775 --> 01:14:07,675
The thing is I...

1196
01:14:09,645 --> 01:14:11,879
I would,
on principle only,

1197
01:14:11,881 --> 01:14:14,415
never perform without this

1198
01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:16,918
because this, my friend,

1199
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:20,354
belonged to the King himself.

1200
01:14:20,356 --> 01:14:22,557
- Elvis Presley?
- Mm-hmm.

1201
01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:24,292
Bullshit.

1202
01:14:24,294 --> 01:14:26,427
If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.

1203
01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:28,129
24-karat gold.

1204
01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:34,101
What do you say?
Take a look?

1205
01:14:34,103 --> 01:14:35,870
Let's see.

1206
01:14:41,510 --> 01:14:44,879
I don't care if it belonged to Ronald
McDonald as long as it's gold.

1207
01:14:46,748 --> 01:14:48,115
What do you need?

1208
01:14:48,117 --> 01:14:51,219
Um, I'll take, say...

1209
01:14:52,421 --> 01:14:54,755
- 200?
- I can swing that.

1210
01:14:54,757 --> 01:14:56,591
All right, then.

1211
01:14:56,593 --> 01:14:58,759
Uh... very good.

1212
01:14:58,761 --> 01:15:00,361
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

1213
01:15:00,363 --> 01:15:03,264
You... you take good care of my baby.

1214
01:15:23,552 --> 01:15:25,820
Damn, that's no good.

1215
01:15:25,822 --> 01:15:27,989
No, no, no.
Can't have that in the show.

1216
01:15:27,991 --> 01:15:29,757
I need a barber shop.

1217
01:15:29,759 --> 01:15:31,492
Where's a barber shop at?

1218
01:16:07,829 --> 01:16:08,896
(Sniffs)

1219
01:16:46,234 --> 01:16:48,569
Fans.

1220
01:16:48,571 --> 01:16:51,105
This town is loco.

1221
01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:54,075
Well, with a name like Doc's,
you can't go wrong.

1222
01:16:55,143 --> 01:16:57,778
- (Cheers)
- (groans)

1223
01:17:11,259 --> 01:17:14,061
- Good afternoon.
- How you doing?

1224
01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:15,496
Have a seat.

1225
01:17:15,498 --> 01:17:18,733
These gentlemen ain't doing
anything but wasting time.

1226
01:17:18,735 --> 01:17:20,935
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

1227
01:17:27,676 --> 01:17:29,510
Okay.

1228
01:17:39,454 --> 01:17:41,789
Now then, I don't need a cut.

1229
01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:45,993
I just want you to even up
these here sideburns.

1230
01:17:46,928 --> 01:17:49,764
That's an awful lot of hair.
You sure you don't want a trim?

1231
01:17:49,766 --> 01:17:51,499
Oh, no.
It's perfect for the show.

1232
01:17:51,501 --> 01:17:52,867
The show?

1233
01:17:52,869 --> 01:17:54,669
Oh, what are you, in the circus?

1234
01:17:54,671 --> 01:17:56,537
No, no.
I'm in the county fair.

1235
01:17:56,539 --> 01:17:58,406
Oh.

1236
01:17:58,408 --> 01:18:00,307
What are you, the magician?

1237
01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:03,577
No. I ain't no magician.

1238
01:18:04,713 --> 01:18:06,647
I do a tribute show.

1239
01:18:06,649 --> 01:18:08,182
Doc: A tribute... what's that?

1240
01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:10,651
You show people
how to sew sequins on outfits?

1241
01:18:10,653 --> 01:18:11,752
- (Clippers buzzing)
- Pshh.

1242
01:18:11,754 --> 01:18:13,854
I don't show people how to put sequins...

1243
01:18:15,090 --> 01:18:16,724
- Hey!
- (Buzzing stops)

1244
01:18:16,726 --> 01:18:18,959
What the hell?!

1245
01:18:21,029 --> 01:18:23,330
What do you think you're doing?

1246
01:18:23,332 --> 01:18:25,232
I'm cutting your hair.

1247
01:18:25,234 --> 01:18:27,735
I told you to even out my sideburns.

1248
01:18:27,737 --> 01:18:29,870
You nearly took this flap right off.

1249
01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:33,741
Son, I don't know how they
cut hair in the big city,

1250
01:18:33,743 --> 01:18:36,477
- but here, that's it.
- I'm from South Carolina.

1251
01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:39,947
- Sweet Jesus, I'm outta here.
- Hey, you owe me $12.

1252
01:18:39,949 --> 01:18:42,183
You... (grunts)

1253
01:18:48,423 --> 01:18:50,191
One for the money.

1254
01:18:50,193 --> 01:18:51,959
Two for the show.

1255
01:18:53,261 --> 01:18:55,096
10 for a lousy haircut.

1256
01:18:56,098 --> 01:18:58,699
You know what?
I'll take some of that to go.

1257
01:18:58,701 --> 01:19:00,267
(Grunts)

1258
01:19:07,709 --> 01:19:10,845
- Man: I can't believe he chose Doc's.
- Woman: Oh, he's gonna regret that.

1259
01:19:10,847 --> 01:19:12,246
- Hey.
- Hi. Hey there.

1260
01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:13,647
- Welcome to Irwin.
- Thank you.

1261
01:19:13,649 --> 01:19:16,283
So you are a Doc man, huh?

1262
01:19:16,285 --> 01:19:17,585
Hell, no!

1263
01:19:17,587 --> 01:19:19,286
Look what he done to me.
He butchered me.

1264
01:19:19,288 --> 01:19:21,288
I'm gonna try Cook's.
(Muttering)

1265
01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:23,057
(crowd murmuring)

1266
01:19:23,059 --> 01:19:25,893
- Looks like Doc can't cut the mustard.
- (Clamoring)

1267
01:19:37,973 --> 01:19:40,307
Howdy.

1268
01:19:40,309 --> 01:19:42,643
Good afternoon.

1269
01:19:42,645 --> 01:19:44,445
Have a seat.

1270
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:46,614
These old-timers are just wasting time.

1271
01:19:46,616 --> 01:19:48,849
(Chuckles)

1272
01:19:48,851 --> 01:19:51,452
Looks like some commotion's
going on out there, huh?

1273
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:55,156
Yeah, looks to me like the loony boon...

1274
01:19:55,158 --> 01:19:57,892
loony tune bin just dropped off
a bunch of mental patients

1275
01:19:57,894 --> 01:20:00,728
on a field trip or something there.

1276
01:20:00,730 --> 01:20:03,497
So what are you,
some kind of magician?

1277
01:20:03,499 --> 01:20:06,033
No, I'm not a magician.

1278
01:20:06,035 --> 01:20:07,935
Say, do you have a TV?
Do you know what time it is?

1279
01:20:07,937 --> 01:20:10,037
Could you put on...

1280
01:20:10,039 --> 01:20:11,071
(TV turns on)

1281
01:20:11,073 --> 01:20:14,141
Connie: ...the King by night.

1282
01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:17,077
- Hi.
- Meet Ricky Baldoski.

1283
01:20:17,079 --> 01:20:20,447
He's a volunteer emergency
medical service technician by day

1284
01:20:20,449 --> 01:20:22,449
and, as you can probably guess,

1285
01:20:22,451 --> 01:20:26,153
does Elvis tribute performances by night.

1286
01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:27,454
- (Chuckles)
- So, Ricky, tell us

1287
01:20:27,456 --> 01:20:29,890
- a little bit about yourself.
- Uh-huh.

1288
01:20:29,892 --> 01:20:32,359
Well, now, looks like
we got ourselves

1289
01:20:32,361 --> 01:20:34,562
a celebrity in the house, huh?

1290
01:20:34,564 --> 01:20:36,897
Pssh, come on now.
I'm just glad to be here.

1291
01:20:36,899 --> 01:20:39,967
Just glad to be here.

1292
01:20:39,969 --> 01:20:42,903
You know, I actually was a little bit
nervous during that there interview.

1293
01:20:42,905 --> 01:20:44,505
They asked a lot of questions
and everything,

1294
01:20:44,507 --> 01:20:46,740
but I had my sign up.
I think that just...

1295
01:20:46,742 --> 01:20:49,076
What in the Hades is going on out there?

1296
01:20:49,078 --> 01:20:51,312
Looks like a riot.

1297
01:20:51,314 --> 01:20:53,480
I don't mean no offense
or anything like that,

1298
01:20:53,482 --> 01:20:57,685
but there's something a little
bit whacko about this town.

1299
01:20:57,687 --> 01:21:00,421
The oyster brain next door,

1300
01:21:00,423 --> 01:21:03,958
I asked him just to even up my sideburns

1301
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:05,626
and, son of a gun,

1302
01:21:05,628 --> 01:21:08,362
- he just chopped this side...
- Excuse me.

1303
01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:10,531
- You went next door first?
- Yes.

1304
01:21:14,803 --> 01:21:17,104
Do I look like sloppy seconds to you, boy?

1305
01:21:17,106 --> 01:21:20,307
You decide to be a Doc man,
you stay a Doc man.

1306
01:21:20,309 --> 01:21:22,209
I ain't no second choice.

1307
01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:24,511
Sir, I just asked him to even up my burns

1308
01:21:24,513 --> 01:21:26,747
because one of them's a little
higher than the other one

1309
01:21:26,749 --> 01:21:28,282
and he cut half of it off.

1310
01:21:28,284 --> 01:21:31,785
Now if you could be so kind to
just please trim this one so it...

1311
01:21:31,787 --> 01:21:34,054
(gasps, screams)

1312
01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:36,924
You... what the heck?

1313
01:21:38,193 --> 01:21:39,827
That'll be $12.

1314
01:21:39,829 --> 01:21:41,862
You cut me?

1315
01:21:43,431 --> 01:21:46,600
Y'all are cuckoo in this town.
Whacky crazy.

1316
01:21:46,602 --> 01:21:48,435
Oh, we're whackos, huh?

1317
01:21:48,437 --> 01:21:51,672
You come in here in your fancy
suit and your boufed-up hairdo

1318
01:21:51,674 --> 01:21:54,508
and you can't even figure out what
barber you want to cut your hair.

1319
01:21:54,510 --> 01:21:56,977
We don't care for you
Hollywood types around here.

1320
01:21:56,979 --> 01:22:00,080
I am from South
nutter-butter-lovin' Carolina.

1321
01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:01,815
I don't care
where you're from. Get!

1322
01:22:01,817 --> 01:22:04,118
(Grunts)

1323
01:22:09,891 --> 01:22:11,458
Get out of my way!

1324
01:22:13,895 --> 01:22:15,129
Out of my way!

1325
01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:17,932
(Car engine starts)

1326
01:22:48,096 --> 01:22:49,596
Thank you.

1327
01:22:51,333 --> 01:22:55,302
- Man: ♪ I was figgin' by the river... ♪
- (guitar playing)

1328
01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:59,073
♪ And I seen a reflection of a man ♪

1329
01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:05,713
♪ I swore it was the devil

1330
01:23:07,482 --> 01:23:09,917
♪ When he reached out
his sun-scorched hand... ♪

1331
01:23:23,965 --> 01:23:26,266
Good evening, sir.

1332
01:23:26,268 --> 01:23:28,068
Hello.

1333
01:23:28,070 --> 01:23:30,671
You're not from around here,
are you?

1334
01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:32,373
Heck, no.

1335
01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:35,409
Bunch of psychos in this town.

1336
01:23:35,411 --> 01:23:39,079
You caused some kind of
commotion up at the barber shops.

1337
01:23:39,081 --> 01:23:43,684
What kind of whacko town only lets
you get your haircut in one place?

1338
01:23:44,886 --> 01:23:46,587
Well, that's just the way it is.

1339
01:23:46,589 --> 01:23:49,623
You're either a Cook man
or you a Doc man.

1340
01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:51,658
Everything needs its balance

1341
01:23:51,660 --> 01:23:54,962
and you done come along here
and unbalanced everything.

1342
01:23:54,964 --> 01:23:56,797
Huh.

1343
01:23:56,799 --> 01:23:58,165
Okay.

1344
01:23:59,667 --> 01:24:01,869
Can I ask you a question?

1345
01:24:03,271 --> 01:24:04,905
(Snaps fingers) Shoot.

1346
01:24:06,841 --> 01:24:10,477
You ever feel lost?

1347
01:24:12,547 --> 01:24:14,615
Sometimes.

1348
01:24:14,617 --> 01:24:17,785
You ever feel like

1349
01:24:17,787 --> 01:24:19,887
you're giving life everything you got,

1350
01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:23,057
but you just can't get
to where you want to be?

1351
01:24:25,026 --> 01:24:26,226
Who are you,

1352
01:24:26,228 --> 01:24:28,228
some kind of mind reader
or something like that?

1353
01:24:28,230 --> 01:24:30,998
What if I could help you find

1354
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:33,133
what you're looking for?

1355
01:24:34,402 --> 01:24:37,471
What if I could put you in that place

1356
01:24:37,473 --> 01:24:40,641
that you've always wanted to be in?

1357
01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:45,779
What if by just saying one little bitty word,

1358
01:24:45,781 --> 01:24:50,484
that I could grant you everything
that you've ever really wanted?

1359
01:24:55,323 --> 01:24:59,126
You see, these things on Earth,
they can be grand...

1360
01:25:00,328 --> 01:25:03,664
but they can only
truly be achieved one way

1361
01:25:03,666 --> 01:25:05,666
and that's with your soul.

1362
01:25:05,668 --> 01:25:08,902
♪ He walked me to the crossroad ♪

1363
01:25:08,904 --> 01:25:12,172
♪ Tear shed from my eye

1364
01:25:12,174 --> 01:25:14,341
♪ 'Cause I knew what he was after ♪

1365
01:25:14,343 --> 01:25:17,311
♪ And it was time for me to die... ♪

1366
01:25:21,015 --> 01:25:23,383
Well?

1367
01:25:23,385 --> 01:25:25,319
What do you say?

1368
01:25:26,921 --> 01:25:28,489
Excuse me a moment.

1369
01:25:32,060 --> 01:25:34,528
(Cell phone beeps, rings)

1370
01:25:34,530 --> 01:25:36,230
- Woman: Hello?
- Mama.

1371
01:25:36,232 --> 01:25:38,165
- Who's that? Ricky?
- Mama.

1372
01:25:38,167 --> 01:25:39,900
- Is that you?
- Mama, it's me.

1373
01:25:39,902 --> 01:25:42,169
- Where you calling from?
- Listen, Mama.

1374
01:25:42,171 --> 01:25:45,772
(Sighs) I think I just met the devil.

1375
01:25:45,774 --> 01:25:47,608
- Satan? I knew it.
- He wants to make a deal.

1376
01:25:47,610 --> 01:25:49,510
Playing that devil music,
Satan was bound to find you!

1377
01:25:49,512 --> 01:25:51,578
- Mom, calm down.
- Elvis Presley died young.

1378
01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:54,815
- Mama, I know that the King died young.
- On the toilet full of drugs.

1379
01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:57,217
Eating a grilled peanut butter
and banana sandwich.

1380
01:25:57,219 --> 01:26:00,787
- That man, he was a disgrace.
- Mama, he had a better life

1381
01:26:00,789 --> 01:26:02,789
here on Earth than anyone ever did.

1382
01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:07,094
- I knew darn well the reason why.
- Singing the devil's music.

1383
01:26:07,096 --> 01:26:09,596
- It's because he sold his soul.
- Ricky, now you come home this minute.

1384
01:26:09,598 --> 01:26:11,965
- Mama, I haven't taken...
- Your soul is not for sale.

1385
01:26:11,967 --> 01:26:14,034
- And you tell him I said so.
- I'm gonna think about it

1386
01:26:14,036 --> 01:26:15,903
- and I'll call you back.
- Ricky, now you get your tail...

1387
01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:28,916
Um...

1388
01:26:30,718 --> 01:26:32,653
well, uh...

1389
01:26:32,655 --> 01:26:35,556
thank you very much for your offer.

1390
01:26:35,558 --> 01:26:38,725
Um... I will give it some consideration.

1391
01:26:38,727 --> 01:26:40,527
I'm gonna need a little bit of time.

1392
01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:42,496
I understand.

1393
01:26:42,498 --> 01:26:44,231
Listen, I got this show to get to

1394
01:26:44,233 --> 01:26:46,633
and, uh,

1395
01:26:46,635 --> 01:26:49,036
I should be on my way.

1396
01:26:49,038 --> 01:26:50,837
Maybe you'd like to come?

1397
01:26:57,712 --> 01:26:59,112
Bye for now.

1398
01:27:01,549 --> 01:27:03,717
I'll be around.

1399
01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:06,787
You make up your mind,
I'll be easy to find.

1400
01:27:09,591 --> 01:27:11,291
(Tires screech)

1401
01:27:13,461 --> 01:27:15,529
(music playing)

1402
01:27:29,844 --> 01:27:31,144
♪ Forever...

1403
01:27:34,849 --> 01:27:37,484
Such bullshit.
Doc sucked 30 years ago

1404
01:27:37,486 --> 01:27:38,852
- and he sucks still now.
- ♪ Forever...

1405
01:27:38,854 --> 01:27:40,654
Yeah, whatever, man.
Have you looked in the mirror?

1406
01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:42,589
Your hair's so gappy,
it looks like you've got the mange.

1407
01:27:42,591 --> 01:27:44,758
I wouldn't let Doc trim the hair
on my dog's balls.

1408
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:45,892
Thank you, ladies.

1409
01:27:45,894 --> 01:27:48,562
And thank you,
ladies and gentlemen,

1410
01:27:48,564 --> 01:27:50,797
for coming out to see our show

1411
01:27:50,799 --> 01:27:54,268
here at the Irwin County Fair.

1412
01:27:55,203 --> 01:27:58,405
I'm Jerry Cleveland.

1413
01:27:58,407 --> 01:28:02,709
This show has been brought to you
by Jerry Cleveland Enterprises.

1414
01:28:03,645 --> 01:28:05,479
Now, next up

1415
01:28:05,481 --> 01:28:07,881
is the closest thing you'll ever get

1416
01:28:07,883 --> 01:28:11,952
to hearing the King himself alive.

1417
01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:15,589
Please welcome Ricky Baldoski.

1418
01:28:15,591 --> 01:28:18,025
Man: He had his haircut at Cook's.

1419
01:28:18,027 --> 01:28:19,593
Ricky Baldoski.

1420
01:28:19,595 --> 01:28:22,329
(Microphone feedback ringing)

1421
01:28:22,331 --> 01:28:25,299
I said, please welcome

1422
01:28:25,301 --> 01:28:27,768
Ricky Baldoski.

1423
01:28:27,770 --> 01:28:30,170
(Sheep bleating)

1424
01:28:31,706 --> 01:28:34,007
(electric shaver buzzing)

1425
01:28:36,744 --> 01:28:38,812
(braying)

1426
01:28:48,423 --> 01:28:50,223
Man:
Hey, man, it's the magician.

1427
01:28:50,225 --> 01:28:51,958
Man #2:
Hey, get your hair cut.

1428
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:53,827
Man #3:
You know Doc invented scissors.

1429
01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:56,163
Man #4: Yeah?
Cook invented the bowl cut.

1430
01:29:00,768 --> 01:29:02,769
(Microphone feedback rings)

1431
01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:11,411
(music playing)

1432
01:29:42,310 --> 01:29:44,244
Woman: This guy stinks!

1433
01:29:44,246 --> 01:29:46,313
Man: Get off the stage!

1434
01:30:02,463 --> 01:30:04,531
(Fabric tears)

1435
01:30:04,533 --> 01:30:05,999
(firework whistles)

1436
01:30:09,370 --> 01:30:11,738
(microphone feedback rings)

1437
01:30:21,015 --> 01:30:23,617
(music fades)

1438
01:30:23,619 --> 01:30:25,185
(people arguing)

1439
01:30:44,138 --> 01:30:46,239
Oh, I'm sorry, Ricky.

1440
01:30:46,241 --> 01:30:49,209
- We'll have it looked at.
- Everything's fine, Ricky.

1441
01:30:50,144 --> 01:30:51,978
Man: You suck, son!

1442
01:30:51,980 --> 01:30:54,047
Man #2:
Go home, Liberace!

1443
01:31:09,730 --> 01:31:11,531
I accept your offer.

1444
01:31:17,271 --> 01:31:18,972
Now what?

1445
01:31:19,974 --> 01:31:21,708
(Electricity buzzing)

1446
01:31:44,465 --> 01:31:46,666
- Did your soundtrack go out, baby?
- That's right.

1447
01:31:46,668 --> 01:31:48,969
- Need some backup?
- I certainly do.

1448
01:31:58,412 --> 01:32:04,150
♪ Amazing grace

1449
01:32:04,152 --> 01:32:09,556
♪ How sweet the sound

1450
01:32:09,558 --> 01:32:12,559
♪ That saved

1451
01:32:12,561 --> 01:32:20,200
♪ A wretch like me

1452
01:32:21,135 --> 01:32:26,740
♪ I once was lost

1453
01:32:26,742 --> 01:32:32,379
♪ But now am found

1454
01:32:32,381 --> 01:32:35,849
♪ Was blind

1455
01:32:35,851 --> 01:32:43,557
♪ But now I see

1456
01:32:43,559 --> 01:32:50,030
♪ 'Twas grace that taught

1457
01:32:50,032 --> 01:32:55,869
♪ Taught my heart to fear

1458
01:32:55,871 --> 01:32:59,039
♪ And grace

1459
01:32:59,041 --> 01:33:07,547
♪ My fears relieved

1460
01:33:07,549 --> 01:33:11,451
♪ How precious

1461
01:33:11,453 --> 01:33:19,292
♪ Did, oh, did that grace appear
♪

1462
01:33:19,294 --> 01:33:21,928
♪ The hour

1463
01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:25,265
♪ I first

1464
01:33:25,267 --> 01:33:30,670
♪ Believed

1465
01:33:30,672 --> 01:33:36,276
- ♪ Amazing grace...
- Oh, my God.

1466
01:33:36,278 --> 01:33:42,549
♪ How sweet the sound...

1467
01:33:48,990 --> 01:33:50,557
What the...

1468
01:33:54,929 --> 01:33:58,164
You can't walk around here
like that... naked.

1469
01:33:59,100 --> 01:34:00,900
Give me the flags.

1470
01:34:00,902 --> 01:34:02,702
Wait. Please, stop.

1471
01:34:02,704 --> 01:34:04,270
Cover yourselves.

1472
01:34:05,206 --> 01:34:08,074
♪ And grace

1473
01:34:08,076 --> 01:34:13,213
- ♪ Will lead us home...
- That's better. There.

1474
01:34:14,715 --> 01:34:16,549
There.

1475
01:34:18,753 --> 01:34:21,855
Mm. That's it.

1476
01:34:21,857 --> 01:34:27,527
- ♪ Amazing grace...
- This will make you warm.

1477
01:34:27,529 --> 01:34:33,099
♪ How sweet the sound

1478
01:34:33,101 --> 01:34:38,638
♪ That saved a wretch

1479
01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:43,977
♪ Like me

1480
01:34:43,979 --> 01:34:47,480
♪ I once

1481
01:34:47,482 --> 01:34:50,083
♪ Was lost

1482
01:34:50,085 --> 01:34:55,555
♪ But now am found

1483
01:34:55,557 --> 01:34:58,992
♪ Was blind

1484
01:34:58,994 --> 01:35:06,466
♪ But now I see

1485
01:35:07,401 --> 01:35:13,606
♪ When we've been here

1486
01:35:13,608 --> 01:35:19,345
♪ 10,000 years

1487
01:35:19,347 --> 01:35:23,349
♪ Bright shining

1488
01:35:23,351 --> 01:35:31,357
♪ As the sun

1489
01:35:31,359 --> 01:35:37,197
♪ We've no less days

1490
01:35:37,199 --> 01:35:42,635
♪ For to sing God's praise

1491
01:35:42,637 --> 01:35:45,805
♪ Than when

1492
01:35:45,807 --> 01:35:51,878
♪ We first begun...

1493
01:35:53,013 --> 01:35:56,082
(laughing)

1494
01:35:56,084 --> 01:36:01,020
Background singers:
♪ Through many dangers

1495
01:36:01,022 --> 01:36:05,725
- ♪ Toils and snares...
- Hey.

1496
01:36:05,727 --> 01:36:09,662
- Here, honey. Pretty girl.
- ♪ We have already...

1497
01:36:09,664 --> 01:36:12,732
With a funky smell.

1498
01:36:12,734 --> 01:36:17,771
♪ Become

1499
01:36:17,773 --> 01:36:23,777
♪ 'Tis grace that brought

1500
01:36:23,779 --> 01:36:29,382
♪ Oh, brought me safe thus far

1501
01:36:29,384 --> 01:36:35,522
♪ And grace will lead...

1502
01:36:35,524 --> 01:36:37,323
- (sniffs)
- ♪ Us home...

1503
01:36:37,325 --> 01:36:39,492
Oh, honey, you smell a little
ripe.

1504
01:36:41,495 --> 01:36:47,200
♪ Amazing grace...

1505
01:36:47,202 --> 01:36:50,603
- Yeah, you damn right I do.
- ♪ How sweet

1506
01:36:50,605 --> 01:36:53,106
♪ Sweet the sound

1507
01:36:53,108 --> 01:36:57,310
♪ How sweet, sweet the sound

1508
01:36:57,312 --> 01:37:03,116
♪ That saved a wretch

1509
01:37:03,118 --> 01:37:07,453
♪ Like me

1510
01:37:07,455 --> 01:37:09,756
♪ Oh, Lord

1511
01:37:09,758 --> 01:37:15,361
♪ I once was lost

1512
01:37:15,363 --> 01:37:20,934
♪ But now am found

1513
01:37:20,936 --> 01:37:24,037
♪ Was blind

1514
01:37:24,039 --> 01:37:32,078
♪ But now I see

1515
01:37:33,013 --> 01:37:35,915
♪ Was blind

1516
01:37:35,917 --> 01:37:42,856
- ♪ But now I see.
- (Fireworks exploding)

1517
01:37:47,595 --> 01:37:50,496
(crowd cheering)

1518
01:38:05,980 --> 01:38:08,815
Thank you.
Thank you very much!

1519
01:38:08,817 --> 01:38:11,184
How you doing, county?

1520
01:38:12,286 --> 01:38:14,287
Anybody order some fireworks?

1521
01:38:14,289 --> 01:38:16,222
Man:
Liberace. I love you, man!

1522
01:38:16,224 --> 01:38:19,225
(Laughs) Shucks,
I'm just glad to be here.

1523
01:38:19,227 --> 01:38:21,027
Hey, listen, man,
it was worth every minute.

1524
01:38:21,029 --> 01:38:23,396
Every single minute!

1525
01:38:23,398 --> 01:38:25,098
I just got one thing to say,
that's God bless America

1526
01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:26,466
and long live the King!

1527
01:38:26,468 --> 01:38:28,034
(Crowd cheering)

1528
01:38:33,807 --> 01:38:35,375
(mask squeaks)

1529
01:38:35,377 --> 01:38:38,444
(crowd chanting)
Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!

1530
01:38:40,314 --> 01:38:43,182
(Cleveland laughs) The King lives on.

1531
01:38:43,184 --> 01:38:44,884
- That was amazing.
- Well, thank you, sir.

1532
01:38:44,886 --> 01:38:47,487
- Thank you very much.
- Just amazing.

1533
01:38:47,489 --> 01:38:50,456
Thank you, sir!
Thank you very, very much.

1534
01:38:50,458 --> 01:38:52,825
Say, I just wanted to ask you.
What's with these here flag ladies?

1535
01:38:52,827 --> 01:38:54,460
They done smell like shit.

1536
01:38:54,462 --> 01:38:58,097
(Sniffs) I thought they
were with your show.

1537
01:38:58,099 --> 01:38:59,999
Oh, that's right.
They are part of my deal.

1538
01:39:00,001 --> 01:39:02,402
- Yeah, I bring them along with me.
- Speaking of deals,

1539
01:39:02,404 --> 01:39:05,805
how would you like to join
Jerry Cleveland Enterprises?

1540
01:39:05,807 --> 01:39:08,107
We do shows for county fairs

1541
01:39:08,109 --> 01:39:10,810
in eight states throughout the Southeast.

1542
01:39:10,812 --> 01:39:13,379
And it pays.

1543
01:39:13,381 --> 01:39:16,015
Why, yes, sir, I would.
I would, indeed.

1544
01:39:16,017 --> 01:39:19,319
Yes, I would! I would!
Thank you very much, sir.

1545
01:39:19,321 --> 01:39:21,521
I made it!
I made it!

1546
01:39:21,523 --> 01:39:24,290
- Hey, handsome.
- Howdy.

1547
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:26,926
I caught your show.
I was pretty impressed.

1548
01:39:26,928 --> 01:39:28,661
Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.

1549
01:39:28,663 --> 01:39:31,831
So listen, I'm sorry
about all that stuff I said.

1550
01:39:31,833 --> 01:39:33,433
- Are you now?
- Let's get outta here.

1551
01:39:33,435 --> 01:39:35,601
- Where we gonna go?
- Let's go home, baby.

1552
01:39:35,603 --> 01:39:37,603
I am home. This is my home.
That's my home.

1553
01:39:37,605 --> 01:39:39,138
Open road is my home

1554
01:39:39,140 --> 01:39:41,774
'cause I'm signed on with
Jerry Cleveland Enterprises.

1555
01:39:41,776 --> 01:39:43,943
I may be doing at least
eight shows a week.

1556
01:39:43,945 --> 01:39:46,946
I'm gonna get paid money.
Real money.

1557
01:39:46,948 --> 01:39:49,482
- Whoo!
- You're just gonna leave me here?

1558
01:39:49,484 --> 01:39:51,284
That's right.
Like you done did to me.

1559
01:39:51,286 --> 01:39:52,652
I'm just gonna leave you right here.

1560
01:39:52,654 --> 01:39:54,187
But you're gonna be just fine, sweetheart.

1561
01:39:54,189 --> 01:39:56,789
You know why?
'Cause you got something that I don't.

1562
01:39:56,791 --> 01:40:00,326
- What's that?
- A kitty cat. Whoo!

1563
01:40:00,328 --> 01:40:01,894
Well, I can find a man

1564
01:40:01,896 --> 01:40:04,263
and a place to stay in five minutes.

1565
01:40:04,265 --> 01:40:06,332
All right. Whoa. Nothing.
That's freaky.

1566
01:40:06,334 --> 01:40:08,601
Okay.
Take all the time you need!

1567
01:40:12,573 --> 01:40:15,308
I hear you're looking for a place to stay.

1568
01:40:16,777 --> 01:40:19,379
I've got an open spot
if you need a few days

1569
01:40:19,381 --> 01:40:21,214
to get your feet back on the ground.

1570
01:40:21,216 --> 01:40:23,049
Well, thank you.

1571
01:40:23,051 --> 01:40:26,052
I think I just might
have to take you up on that.

1572
01:40:28,222 --> 01:40:29,756
Are you okay?

1573
01:40:29,758 --> 01:40:31,290
What happened to you?

1574
01:40:31,292 --> 01:40:33,760
Just a little accident.

1575
01:40:34,928 --> 01:40:38,164
(Snaps fingers) Ladies,
I've been looking for you.

1576
01:40:38,166 --> 01:40:40,233
Why don't you go and get in the van?

1577
01:40:43,137 --> 01:40:46,239
Don't worry.
You can ride up front.

1578
01:40:56,583 --> 01:40:58,451
(Latex glove snaps)

1579
01:41:10,230 --> 01:41:13,599
What do you mean
you ain't never ate a tater tot?

1580
01:41:13,601 --> 01:41:15,802
Johnson: I don't believe in them.

1581
01:41:15,804 --> 01:41:17,437
Believe in them...

1582
01:41:17,439 --> 01:41:19,072
Christ's name.

1583
01:41:19,074 --> 01:41:21,374
Some people don't believe in God
or the tooth fairy.

1584
01:41:21,376 --> 01:41:24,077
You think you have the right to
dismiss the existence of tater tots.

1585
01:41:24,079 --> 01:41:27,613
Every freezer section, every grocery
across this nation has tater tots.

1586
01:41:29,716 --> 01:41:34,454
I do not believe in eating
processed potatoes.

1587
01:41:35,389 --> 01:41:37,790
Well, ain't that something?

1588
01:41:37,792 --> 01:41:41,894
Sometimes you come in here
eating pickled pig's ass out of a jar.

1589
01:41:41,896 --> 01:41:44,797
But now... now you too good for tater tots.

1590
01:41:44,799 --> 01:41:47,300
- Now I've heard everything.
- Oh.

1591
01:41:47,302 --> 01:41:49,735
You know what?

1592
01:41:49,737 --> 01:41:51,971
Speaking of pickled pig's ass...

1593
01:41:53,307 --> 01:41:55,074
I'd better be getting on home

1594
01:41:55,076 --> 01:41:57,677
before my old lady get to raising sand.

1595
01:41:58,779 --> 01:42:00,746
Go on, now.

1596
01:42:00,748 --> 01:42:02,915
Okay, then.
I'll see you in the morning.

1597
01:42:02,917 --> 01:42:04,817
God willing.

1598
01:42:10,824 --> 01:42:13,292
(Doorbell chimes)

1599
01:42:15,329 --> 01:42:16,596
- Hi there.
- How can I help you today?

1600
01:42:16,598 --> 01:42:17,797
Hi. How can I help you?

1601
01:42:17,799 --> 01:42:20,500
I'm just looking for a baseball bat.

1602
01:42:20,502 --> 01:42:22,101
Yeah, I got one of them.

1603
01:42:22,103 --> 01:42:24,036
I don't know.
It's here somewhere.

1604
01:42:24,038 --> 01:42:25,838
I got one of them right here.

1605
01:42:31,445 --> 01:42:33,212
That's the one I got.
It's the only one I got.

1606
01:42:33,214 --> 01:42:34,780
Right there.
That'll be $7.

1607
01:42:34,782 --> 01:42:37,717
Yeah?
This should work.

1608
01:42:37,719 --> 01:42:39,819
- Yep.
- Yeah.

1609
01:42:39,821 --> 01:42:42,788
- Take a look at my truck out there.
- Oh.

1610
01:42:42,790 --> 01:42:45,458
You like it?

1611
01:42:45,460 --> 01:42:47,393
Hey, whoa...

1612
01:42:47,395 --> 01:42:49,128
You think you can just get rid of your car

1613
01:42:49,130 --> 01:42:50,730
and I wouldn't be able to find ya?

1614
01:42:50,732 --> 01:42:53,199
There's only, like, five people
in this whole town!

1615
01:42:53,201 --> 01:42:55,535
- You got to understand something...
- (yells)

1616
01:42:55,537 --> 01:42:57,537
Oh! Don't do that. Shit!

1617
01:42:57,539 --> 01:43:00,806
- (Doorbell chimes)
- Nobody flips me...

1618
01:43:00,808 --> 01:43:02,775
Get off!

1619
01:43:05,312 --> 01:43:08,481
- Oh, shit! Ow.
- (Shovel clatters)

1620
01:43:08,483 --> 01:43:10,016
- Shit.
- (Groaning)

1621
01:43:10,018 --> 01:43:12,351
- Oh, you sick little midget.
- (Gun cocks)

1622
01:43:12,353 --> 01:43:14,654
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Don't do it, Alton.

1623
01:43:14,656 --> 01:43:18,658
- Hell, you...
- He ain't worth going to prison for.

1624
01:43:19,860 --> 01:43:22,628
If I bury him deep enough,
nobody will know better.

1625
01:43:22,630 --> 01:43:25,698
Come on, man.
Ain't you never seen "Forensics Files"?

1626
01:43:25,700 --> 01:43:28,568
They can find molecules of your ass hair

1627
01:43:28,570 --> 01:43:31,103
and poop on stuff
I ain't even heard of before.

1628
01:43:31,105 --> 01:43:32,638
- What the hell are you talking about?
- I don't know.

1629
01:43:32,640 --> 01:43:34,707
I just know that they always find the killer.

1630
01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:37,076
Don't do it.
Come on.

1631
01:43:38,579 --> 01:43:40,746
You get your ass outta here.

1632
01:43:40,748 --> 01:43:41,981
All right?

1633
01:43:41,983 --> 01:43:44,584
Unless you got a piece
of yellow brick road to pawn,

1634
01:43:44,586 --> 01:43:46,252
don't you come back around here again.

1635
01:43:49,923 --> 01:43:51,657
Fine.

1636
01:43:51,659 --> 01:43:54,327
I'm three weeks late for a
business meeting in Atlanta

1637
01:43:54,329 --> 01:43:56,095
because of you anyway.

1638
01:43:56,097 --> 01:43:57,763
(Yells)

1639
01:43:57,765 --> 01:44:00,466
(doorbell chimes)

1640
01:44:02,236 --> 01:44:05,037
- Oh, Jesus.
- Damn.

1641
01:44:05,039 --> 01:44:07,440
What in the hell was that about?

1642
01:44:07,442 --> 01:44:09,508
It's a long story.

1643
01:44:09,510 --> 01:44:11,210
I gave him the finger.

1644
01:44:11,212 --> 01:44:13,879
He's been stalking me ever since.

1645
01:44:13,881 --> 01:44:16,015
Well, I guess it's a short story.

1646
01:44:16,017 --> 01:44:17,783
- Shit.
- (Death metal music playing)

1647
01:44:17,785 --> 01:44:20,620
Hey, how much you give me on this?

1648
01:44:22,489 --> 01:44:24,991
Uh... let me see.

1649
01:44:28,695 --> 01:44:30,296
I'll give you 40.

1650
01:44:30,298 --> 01:44:32,064
Sold.

1651
01:44:32,066 --> 01:44:33,566
Here.

1652
01:44:36,637 --> 01:44:38,838
(Rock music playing)

1653
01:44:48,181 --> 01:44:51,517
(doorbell chimes)

1654
01:44:56,223 --> 01:44:59,525
♪ Left my coat and left my hat

1655
01:44:59,527 --> 01:45:01,260
♪ Went down to the river

1656
01:45:01,262 --> 01:45:03,629
♪ Sat at her bed

1657
01:45:03,631 --> 01:45:06,832
♪ I laid down, opened my eyes

1658
01:45:06,834 --> 01:45:12,004
♪ Prayed to the heavens
and yelled at the skies ♪

1659
01:45:12,006 --> 01:45:14,607
♪ Yelled at the sky

1660
01:45:14,609 --> 01:45:19,045
♪ I'm staring at the rain above me ♪

1661
01:45:19,047 --> 01:45:22,415
♪ Down the barrel of a gun

1662
01:45:22,417 --> 01:45:26,185
♪ Praying for the gods to love me ♪

1663
01:45:26,187 --> 01:45:30,256
♪ Praying for someone to love

1664
01:45:30,258 --> 01:45:33,893
♪ Can I get someone to love?

1665
01:45:38,532 --> 01:45:42,168
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah

1666
01:45:45,739 --> 01:45:49,241
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah

1667
01:45:52,779 --> 01:45:55,715
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah

1668
01:45:55,717 --> 01:45:59,785
♪ I'm staring at the rain above me ♪

1669
01:45:59,787 --> 01:46:03,222
♪ Down the barrel of a gun

1670
01:46:03,224 --> 01:46:06,592
♪ Praying for the gods to love me ♪

1671
01:46:06,594 --> 01:46:09,995
♪ Praying for someone to love

1672
01:46:09,997 --> 01:46:16,001
♪ I'm looking at the river,
down the barrel of a gun ♪

1673
01:46:16,937 --> 01:46:21,006
♪ Now I'm leaving
all my cares behind me ♪

1674
01:46:21,008 --> 01:46:24,310
♪ Leaving all my world's desires ♪

1675
01:46:24,312 --> 01:46:27,913
♪ When they come and try to find me ♪

1676
01:46:27,915 --> 01:46:31,183
♪ There won't be no me to find

1677
01:46:31,185 --> 01:46:33,119
♪ 'Cause I'm moving up the river ♪

1678
01:46:33,121 --> 01:46:37,022
♪ Down the barrel of a gun

1679
01:46:38,024 --> 01:46:41,527
- ♪ Now I'm looking up the river ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah

1680
01:46:41,529 --> 01:46:43,696
♪ Now I'm looking up the river

1681
01:46:43,698 --> 01:46:47,333
- ♪ Yeah, yeah
- ♪ Yeah, I'm looking up the river ♪

1682
01:46:47,335 --> 01:46:50,870
- ♪ Yeah, yeah
- ♪ Now I'm looking up the river ♪

1683
01:46:50,872 --> 01:46:56,275
♪ Yeah, yeah, ooh

1684
01:46:56,277 --> 01:46:59,478
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah

1685
01:46:59,480 --> 01:47:01,380
♪ 'Cause I'm looking up the river ♪

1686
01:47:01,382 --> 01:47:04,116
♪ Down the barrel of a gun.

1687
01:47:10,590 --> 01:47:12,992
(Music playing)

1688
01:47:18,299 --> 01:47:21,934
where'd these stanky ladies
in the flags come from?

1689
01:47:21,936 --> 01:47:25,104
They smell like something that done
flew out of a defecation device.

1690
01:47:25,106 --> 01:47:27,139
I thought they were with your show.

1691
01:47:27,141 --> 01:47:29,742
So where'd all these

1692
01:47:29,744 --> 01:47:31,444
stanky skanky flag ladies come from?

1693
01:47:31,446 --> 01:47:33,112
They smell like something
that fell out of that goat.

1694
01:47:33,114 --> 01:47:36,248
Say, can you tell me, who are all
these ladies wrapped up in flags?

1695
01:47:36,250 --> 01:47:39,084
'Cause they smell like
someone yawned in Technicolor.

1696
01:47:39,086 --> 01:47:40,820
- I've got a question to ask you.
- Yes, sir.

1697
01:47:40,822 --> 01:47:43,155
Why are all these naked ladies
wearing flags

1698
01:47:43,157 --> 01:47:44,657
and why do they smell like doody?

1699
01:47:44,659 --> 01:47:46,592
You know what?
I got something that you don't.

1700
01:47:46,594 --> 01:47:49,061
- What's that?
- A tutti-frutti! Whoo!

1701
01:47:49,996 --> 01:47:52,465
I got me a star-spangled blammer!

1702
01:47:52,467 --> 01:47:55,034
- Yeah!
- (Crowd cheers)

1703
01:47:55,036 --> 01:47:57,703
A Yankee doodle dandy.
Whoo!

1704
01:47:57,705 --> 01:48:00,973
I got me a whop-bop-a-loo-bop
a-wham-bam-boom.

1705
01:48:00,975 --> 01:48:03,742
And I'ma leave you here.
And I think that you should be careful.

1706
01:48:03,744 --> 01:48:05,077
You should be careful,
young missy.

1707
01:48:05,079 --> 01:48:06,879
'Cause something that go
bump in the night gonna climb up

1708
01:48:06,881 --> 01:48:09,148
your little scoochy-cooch
and it's gonna find its way

1709
01:48:09,150 --> 01:48:11,450
into that thing that you got that I don't.

1710
01:48:11,452 --> 01:48:13,919
- Hello, my lovely...
- (crowd cheers)

1711
01:48:15,555 --> 01:48:17,590
We gonna fuckin'...

1712
01:48:17,592 --> 01:48:19,458
kick your ass, Lamar.

1713
01:48:19,460 --> 01:48:20,559
Man: All right, Paul, let's...

1714
01:48:20,561 --> 01:48:21,861
(laughs)

1715
01:48:21,863 --> 01:48:23,529
Paul: Somebody could have said

1716
01:48:23,531 --> 01:48:25,865
- let's dial it back.
- Man: Wow.

1717
01:48:25,867 --> 01:48:28,033
Let's dial it... (laughs)

1718
01:48:28,035 --> 01:48:30,169
This gurgling,
this ain't exactly normal.

1719
01:48:30,171 --> 01:48:32,505
I ain't taking his ass nowhere
and getting locked up. He's okay.

1720
01:48:32,507 --> 01:48:35,541
- (Gurgling)
- We can't just leave him here.

1721
01:48:35,543 --> 01:48:38,077
- Look at that.
- (Laughs) Sorry.

1722
01:48:38,079 --> 01:48:39,745
(Both laughing)

1723
01:48:43,083 --> 01:48:45,951
- (laughing)
- Man: Okay, let's reset.

1724
01:48:45,953 --> 01:48:47,319
Get another one.
That was great, too.

1725
01:48:47,321 --> 01:48:50,856
I'm sorry, I lost it.
I... I'm a fucking bastard.

1726
01:48:50,858 --> 01:48:52,424
It's not gonna be funny
when I really kill ya.

1727
01:48:52,426 --> 01:48:54,493
It's not gonna be... it's not funny now,

1728
01:48:54,495 --> 01:48:57,296
but I don't know
why it made me... okay. Shh.

1729
01:48:57,298 --> 01:48:59,798
- Okay, we haven't turned around yet.
- Are we turning around?

1730
01:48:59,800 --> 01:49:01,700
Fuck.
I'm sorry I lost it.

1731
01:49:01,702 --> 01:49:02,968
No, it's okay.

1732
01:49:04,037 --> 01:49:06,238
Man: And cut.

1733
01:49:06,240 --> 01:49:10,509
- (Coughing)
- All right, cut, cut, cut.

1734
01:49:10,511 --> 01:49:12,511
Gross!

1735
01:49:16,883 --> 01:49:18,183
First carousel?

1736
01:49:28,361 --> 01:49:31,497
- Man: Cut.
- (Laughing)

1737
01:49:36,770 --> 01:49:39,838
(music playing)

1738
01:52:05,185 --> 01:52:07,252
- (woman moaning)
- (man grunting, panting)

1739
01:52:19,532 --> 01:52:22,067
Theresa: Oh, Johnny,
you're the best.

1740
01:52:22,069 --> 01:52:23,635
(Latex glove snaps)