1 00:00:02,660 --> 00:00:05,909 ODD THOMAS 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:13,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:00:16,926 --> 00:00:19,675 WELCOME TO PICO MUNDO 4 00:00:19,710 --> 00:00:20,765 My name is Odd Thomas. 5 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:24,554 Though in this age when fame is the altar at which most people worship. 6 00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:26,063 I'm not sure why you should care. 7 00:00:26,098 --> 00:00:28,517 I'm not a celebrity. I'm not the child of a celebrity. 8 00:00:28,552 --> 00:00:30,307 I've never been married to, abused by, 9 00:00:30,342 --> 00:00:32,062 or provided a kidney to a celebrity. 10 00:00:32,097 --> 00:00:33,391 Green Moon Bowling 11 00:00:36,108 --> 00:00:39,560 But I do lead an unusual life. 12 00:00:47,078 --> 00:00:49,154 Penny Kalisto. 13 00:00:59,174 --> 00:01:01,642 My name really is Odd. 14 00:01:01,677 --> 00:01:05,053 According to my mother, it was a screw-up on my birth certificate. 15 00:01:05,088 --> 00:01:08,429 She says I was supposed to be called Todd, after a Lithuanian uncle. 16 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:11,110 My father insists my name was always Odd... 17 00:01:11,145 --> 00:01:14,395 and he notes that all of my uncles are Bulgarian. 18 00:01:14,899 --> 00:01:17,669 My father claims my mother is insane. 19 00:01:17,704 --> 00:01:20,440 My mother, of course, begs to differ. 20 00:01:21,156 --> 00:01:26,363 My abilities are a gift from God! 21 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,078 My father won that argument. 22 00:01:30,332 --> 00:01:33,997 I was 12 years old when they finally locked her up and threw away the key. 23 00:01:39,008 --> 00:01:43,172 I've come to believe that my mother and I share certain... 24 00:01:43,262 --> 00:01:44,687 abilities. 25 00:01:44,722 --> 00:01:47,433 Since I don't want to be locked up with the key thrown away... 26 00:01:47,468 --> 00:01:51,597 I've pretty much kept mine a secret. 27 00:01:59,529 --> 00:02:00,989 Odd Thomas. 28 00:02:01,024 --> 00:02:02,414 Hello, Harlo. 29 00:02:02,449 --> 00:02:03,999 Long time, no see. 30 00:02:04,034 --> 00:02:06,954 Whoa! Whoa! Hey, hey. Come on, man. No touchy, no feely. 31 00:02:06,989 --> 00:02:10,031 - Sorry, but I love this car. - I know. 32 00:02:10,066 --> 00:02:13,073 It's too bad a car can't love you back. 33 00:02:15,713 --> 00:02:17,942 What's wrong, Odd? There anything I can do? 34 00:02:17,977 --> 00:02:20,171 No, it's something you've already done. 35 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,152 Hey! Hey! Come on- oh, Odd. No fooling around, man. 36 00:02:23,187 --> 00:02:25,295 - Give me my keys. - Her blood is in your pocket. 37 00:02:27,267 --> 00:02:29,516 Most people would think that's a weird thing to say... 38 00:02:29,551 --> 00:02:31,765 but you don't think it's very weird, do you, Harlo? 39 00:02:38,654 --> 00:02:39,899 On that night... 40 00:02:41,365 --> 00:02:43,868 you took a piece of white felt... 41 00:02:43,903 --> 00:02:45,793 and after killing Penny... 42 00:02:45,828 --> 00:02:48,539 you collected some of her blood. 43 00:02:48,574 --> 00:02:50,590 And now it's dry... 44 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:54,374 and stiff and brittle like a cracker... 45 00:02:55,213 --> 00:02:58,962 and it's still in your pocket. 46 00:03:06,683 --> 00:03:09,394 In moments like these, pity tears at me. 47 00:03:09,429 --> 00:03:12,071 And a kind of madness comes over me... 48 00:03:12,106 --> 00:03:14,817 forcing me to hunt people like Harlo Landerson... 49 00:03:14,852 --> 00:03:18,767 who I have no pity for whatsoever. 50 00:03:36,089 --> 00:03:38,166 Sorry, Mrs. Curtees! 51 00:03:40,052 --> 00:03:41,630 Sorry, Saleen! 52 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,757 What the hell are you doing? 53 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:18,964 Mom, what's going on? 54 00:04:23,222 --> 00:04:25,096 Stevie, run honey, run! 55 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:34,681 Come here! 56 00:04:43,577 --> 00:04:46,282 My life is filled with guys like Harlo Landerson. 57 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:51,914 And since I like my face just the way it is... 58 00:04:53,171 --> 00:04:54,831 I learned how to handle myself. 59 00:05:11,607 --> 00:05:16,103 I may see dead people, but then, by God, I do something about it. 60 00:05:16,946 --> 00:05:18,788 Hey. Hey! 61 00:05:18,823 --> 00:05:20,748 Shift down, man! Go easy. 62 00:05:20,783 --> 00:05:23,701 I'm sorry, sir, but I don't have a "go easy" gear. 63 00:05:24,871 --> 00:05:26,623 You should probably get that looked at. 64 00:05:26,658 --> 00:05:28,173 Now, Officer Eckles... 65 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:29,299 does being a police officer 66 00:05:29,334 --> 00:05:31,002 give you the right to beat the shit out of people? 67 00:05:31,037 --> 00:05:32,636 Not at all, Officer Varner. 68 00:05:32,671 --> 00:05:34,663 But it is one of the perks of the job. 69 00:05:40,721 --> 00:05:44,884 I believe in a higher power and the afterlife. 70 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,434 Call me strange. 71 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:50,696 Others do. 72 00:05:50,731 --> 00:05:52,605 He's so strange. 73 00:05:54,986 --> 00:05:56,327 Don't worry, Penny. 74 00:05:56,362 --> 00:05:59,782 I think where you're going is a home for the spirit... 75 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:03,448 and it's filled with kindness and wonder. 76 00:06:04,579 --> 00:06:06,453 I'm sorry, Penny. 77 00:06:06,998 --> 00:06:09,572 I'm sorry your life was so short. 78 00:06:20,137 --> 00:06:21,797 The dead don't talk. 79 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,716 I don't know why. 80 00:06:29,314 --> 00:06:30,613 Here we are again. 81 00:06:30,648 --> 00:06:33,899 Busted furniture and shattered glass everywhere. 82 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,913 Most of it was not my fault. 83 00:06:37,948 --> 00:06:41,347 Except the panda bear lamp and the Biffy the Clown mirror. 84 00:06:41,382 --> 00:06:44,711 - That was this guy. - Why didn't you come to me first.. 85 00:06:44,746 --> 00:06:48,584 give me a chance to find a way to get Harlo to entrap himself? 86 00:06:48,619 --> 00:06:49,717 Whenever we do it that way, 87 00:06:49,752 --> 00:06:51,879 it's always more efficient and less destructive. 88 00:06:51,914 --> 00:06:54,006 Yes, I know but he had to be stopped right now... 89 00:06:54,041 --> 00:06:56,213 or he was gonna do it again soon. 90 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:59,429 That's what Penny wanted to tell me. That's why she hadn't left yet. 91 00:06:59,464 --> 00:07:02,880 Son, you so complicate my life. 92 00:07:05,685 --> 00:07:06,930 Look. 93 00:07:08,730 --> 00:07:09,821 Besides her blood... 94 00:07:09,856 --> 00:07:13,819 Harlo had these photos of Penny post-mortem in his wallet. 95 00:07:13,854 --> 00:07:16,610 If there's any fuss about how you pegged Harlo... 96 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:19,366 just say he opened up his wallet to pay off a bet. 97 00:07:19,401 --> 00:07:22,161 Five bucks on yesterday's Dodger's game... 98 00:07:22,196 --> 00:07:24,321 the photos fell out, you saw em- 99 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,446 He ran and naturally, I gave chase. 100 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:28,328 Naturally. 101 00:08:18,387 --> 00:08:22,078 Save me! 102 00:08:22,113 --> 00:08:25,735 Save us! 103 00:08:25,770 --> 00:08:27,709 - Save - Us! 104 00:08:27,744 --> 00:08:29,633 - Save.. - Us! 105 00:08:29,668 --> 00:08:31,523 Save you from who? 106 00:08:34,112 --> 00:08:35,357 Who is that? 107 00:08:36,406 --> 00:08:37,781 Who is it? 108 00:09:15,614 --> 00:09:17,191 EviI is coming. 109 00:09:17,699 --> 00:09:20,950 And it's up to me to figure out who's gonna be holding the gun. 110 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,454 Morning, Elvis. 111 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:25,172 Pico Mundo Grill CLOSED 112 00:09:25,207 --> 00:09:26,841 So much of my life is out of my controI. 113 00:09:26,876 --> 00:09:30,421 I would have gone 7 kinds of crazy if I hadn't simplified. 114 00:09:30,456 --> 00:09:34,092 So I have no motorized vehicles, no homeownership... 115 00:09:34,127 --> 00:09:37,095 no insurance, and no grand ambitions. 116 00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:38,257 Ladies. 117 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,188 Eggs! Wreck em and stretch em! 118 00:09:40,223 --> 00:09:42,851 "Wreck em" means scrambled, and "stretch em" means... 119 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,067 add an extra egg. 120 00:09:44,102 --> 00:09:45,527 Cardiac shingles and hash browns! 121 00:09:45,562 --> 00:09:48,690 "Cardiac shingles" are toast with lots of butter. 122 00:09:48,725 --> 00:09:50,418 And hash browns... 123 00:09:50,453 --> 00:09:52,076 are just hash browns. 124 00:09:52,111 --> 00:09:54,815 Not every word we use is diner lingo. 125 00:09:56,198 --> 00:09:57,706 Just as not every short-order cook 126 00:09:57,741 --> 00:10:01,913 is an undercover detective for dead people. 127 00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:03,371 Duck. 128 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:12,722 That is Stormy Lewellyn. 129 00:10:12,757 --> 00:10:17,254 Stormy and I are destined to be together forever. 130 00:10:19,222 --> 00:10:20,598 G YPS Y MUMMY ALL SEEING EYE 131 00:10:21,516 --> 00:10:25,680 You are destined to be together forever. 132 00:10:28,607 --> 00:10:31,229 Hey, Chief. Tummy Tickler coming at ya. 133 00:10:35,281 --> 00:10:37,700 You know, I'm still not happy about what you did yesterday, Oddie. 134 00:10:37,735 --> 00:10:38,952 You could have gotten yourself killed. 135 00:10:38,987 --> 00:10:41,628 I am not afraid of death. 136 00:10:41,663 --> 00:10:44,154 Of course, I'm not ready to go on a date with him, either. 137 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:52,299 Would you throw yourself off a cliff for me? 138 00:10:52,334 --> 00:10:53,182 Of course I would. 139 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:56,053 Into a river of razor blades and lemon juice? 140 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:57,269 Absolutely. 141 00:10:57,304 --> 00:10:59,682 Of course, I'd like to know the reasoning behind such a request.. 142 00:10:59,717 --> 00:11:01,732 but, fortunately for me... 143 00:11:01,767 --> 00:11:05,104 you reek of intelligence and integrity. 144 00:11:05,139 --> 00:11:07,398 And you reek of peach shampoo. 145 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,806 Just the way I like you. 146 00:11:11,069 --> 00:11:13,203 - Chief. - Morning, Stormy. 147 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:15,532 What's with the cat-ate-the-canary smile? 148 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,406 Tonight is date night. 149 00:11:18,159 --> 00:11:20,448 So you think you're gonna get yourself some, huh? 150 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,790 - I wouldn't put it quite that way. - Stormy SpeciaI. 151 00:11:23,825 --> 00:11:25,867 - Girlfriend. - Morning, dude. 152 00:11:43,811 --> 00:11:45,445 I call them bodachs. 153 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,113 Well, not to their faces, I hope. 154 00:11:47,148 --> 00:11:49,521 I never met anybody that could see em before. 155 00:11:49,734 --> 00:11:52,446 - Neither have I. - Everyone told me it's in my head. 156 00:11:52,481 --> 00:11:54,031 Well, you should stop telling everyone. 157 00:11:54,066 --> 00:11:55,664 I tried telling my parents. 158 00:11:55,699 --> 00:11:57,242 If I told my parents, I'd ve spent my whole life... 159 00:11:57,277 --> 00:11:59,135 picking winning lottery numbers. 160 00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:00,993 You can pick winning lotto numbers? 161 00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:04,250 - No, I can't. Stay on point. - Right. Yeah. 162 00:12:04,285 --> 00:12:07,378 Yesterday, when I finally saw one... 163 00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:09,547 I gave him the finger, Homes. 164 00:12:09,582 --> 00:12:10,972 Don't you know? 165 00:12:11,007 --> 00:12:14,542 If they find out you can see them, they will kill you. 166 00:12:21,226 --> 00:12:22,804 They will kill you. 167 00:12:58,974 --> 00:13:00,607 - Little advice? - Yeah? 168 00:13:00,642 --> 00:13:02,610 Karla prefers chocolate to flowers 169 00:13:02,645 --> 00:13:05,147 and you should get yourself some candles. 170 00:13:05,182 --> 00:13:06,178 Candles? 171 00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:08,268 Thanks. Good idea. 172 00:13:13,906 --> 00:13:15,540 Whew, close. 173 00:13:15,575 --> 00:13:17,243 That would have been a little awkward. 174 00:13:17,278 --> 00:13:19,700 You two are really something. 175 00:13:19,735 --> 00:13:22,088 I don't know what, but something. 176 00:13:22,123 --> 00:13:24,626 We're weird and screwed up but we're okay. 177 00:13:24,661 --> 00:13:25,871 I don't know. 178 00:13:26,086 --> 00:13:27,545 You are... 179 00:13:28,714 --> 00:13:30,013 so cooI. 180 00:13:30,048 --> 00:13:33,719 So, you deny me my weirdness, but agree that I'm screwed up? 181 00:13:33,754 --> 00:13:35,352 You're right. I see your problem. 182 00:13:35,387 --> 00:13:37,681 Weirdness, it can be fun. It can be kind of cooI. 183 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:41,435 Screwed-up-ness, not so much. 184 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:44,223 You are quite weird. 185 00:13:45,815 --> 00:13:49,027 - Apology accepted. - I gotta go. Be good, you two. 186 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,654 It's not me you have to worry about. 187 00:13:51,689 --> 00:13:52,983 Don't I know it. 188 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,826 I gotta go to work, too, Oddie. 189 00:13:55,861 --> 00:13:58,114 - Okay. - Later, my love. 190 00:14:08,839 --> 00:14:10,002 Stormy! 191 00:14:18,766 --> 00:14:20,510 Miss you already. 192 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,192 - Living up to his name. - Every damn day. 193 00:14:27,227 --> 00:14:28,437 Later. 194 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:32,614 Months often pass when I don't see a single bodach. 195 00:14:32,649 --> 00:14:33,539 When they do show up... 196 00:14:33,574 --> 00:14:36,702 it's a sure sign that carnage and bloodshed are not far behind. 197 00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:37,585 Morning. 198 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:39,826 They don't cause it. They feed on it. 199 00:14:40,456 --> 00:14:44,074 The more bodachs that show up, the bigger the eventuaI feast. 200 00:14:46,504 --> 00:14:49,006 They're attracted to eviI like bees to flowers. 201 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,509 They know when death is coming and want to watch. 202 00:14:51,544 --> 00:14:53,852 They don't show up for any ordinary death. 203 00:14:53,887 --> 00:14:58,181 They want extreme, operatic violence and terror. 204 00:15:00,352 --> 00:15:03,272 Penny Kalisto's death wasn't horrific enough... 205 00:15:03,307 --> 00:15:07,020 to bring a single bodach into our world. 206 00:15:10,488 --> 00:15:13,691 This town is in serious trouble. 207 00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,953 - Bye, Oddie. - See you, ladies. 208 00:15:16,988 --> 00:15:18,827 Nicolina! Levanna! 209 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,372 Odd, am I really sucking at this whole "mother" thing? 210 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,889 Well, considering their last one was a junkie... 211 00:15:28,924 --> 00:15:31,551 who left them in your lap when you were barely 18... 212 00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:35,180 I think you rather rock, Vi. 213 00:15:35,215 --> 00:15:36,211 See you later. 214 00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:38,691 I'm heading this way, too. 215 00:15:38,726 --> 00:15:41,082 Gonna go see Madame PearI, get myself read. 216 00:15:41,117 --> 00:15:43,404 Personally, I don't believe people who say... 217 00:15:43,439 --> 00:15:46,567 they can read minds or palms and, trust me, tea leaves... 218 00:15:46,602 --> 00:15:48,284 just cloggage in the garbage disposaI. 219 00:15:48,319 --> 00:15:51,364 It's just I had this dream last night you would not believe. 220 00:15:51,399 --> 00:15:55,118 Well, anything short of a 9-alarm massacre, I can top. 221 00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:57,823 I'd never seen myself face-on in a dream before. 222 00:15:59,164 --> 00:16:00,589 You saw your own face? 223 00:16:00,624 --> 00:16:04,169 Me and this guy, we were both Iying dead all busted up... 224 00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:06,874 like we'd been shot to pieces or something. 225 00:16:12,094 --> 00:16:14,270 You know, I wouldn't worry about it, Vi. 226 00:16:14,305 --> 00:16:16,381 I mean, have any of your dreams ever come true? 227 00:16:17,308 --> 00:16:18,471 No. 228 00:16:19,101 --> 00:16:21,813 I know most people think you're just quirky or weird, Odd... 229 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,898 except Stormy who thinks angels fly out of your butt. 230 00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:25,650 But I know there's more to it. 231 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,200 You have a secret. 232 00:16:27,235 --> 00:16:29,160 You're either a clairvoyant... 233 00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:31,455 a psychic, a seer, a soothsayer, or something. 234 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,700 Or you got yourself some juice with a higher power. 235 00:16:33,735 --> 00:16:34,583 And I need to know. 236 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,492 Tell me the truth now, Odd. 237 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,405 Do you see death in me? 238 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:47,131 No. No, all I see is my own insensitivity... 239 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:50,583 and a long, happy life for you, okay? 240 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:58,179 Hey, Vi, the the dead guy in your dream, what was he wearing? 241 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,895 Wearing? I don't know. 242 00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:03,155 Oh! Wait. Yeah... 243 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:07,686 a red and black shirt with black bowling balls on it. 244 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:17,496 One of my stranger abilities is that when I need to find someone... 245 00:17:17,531 --> 00:17:20,047 like right now, the creepy guy in the diner, 246 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:24,045 I can randomly wander around, and pretty quickly, I'll run into him. 247 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,453 This is a talent for which I have no name. 248 00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:29,676 Stormy calls it psychic magnetism. 249 00:17:29,711 --> 00:17:32,269 TIRE WORLD Super Summer Sale 250 00:17:32,304 --> 00:17:35,188 That's Tom Jedd. He was my little league coach. 251 00:17:35,223 --> 00:17:39,394 Been hanging around Tire World for years, although I don't know why. 252 00:17:39,429 --> 00:17:41,772 His death was not caused by a defective tire. 253 00:17:41,807 --> 00:17:45,521 Such a beautifuI girI- 254 00:17:51,365 --> 00:17:55,036 There is something about a dead man trying to get a laugh... 255 00:17:55,071 --> 00:17:57,112 that just bugs me. 256 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:01,501 Perhaps because it suggests that even in death... 257 00:18:01,536 --> 00:18:04,419 we still have a pathetic need to be liked. 258 00:18:04,629 --> 00:18:09,007 As well as the ever-present ability to humiliate ourselves. 259 00:18:11,803 --> 00:18:13,381 Where are you? 260 00:18:14,932 --> 00:18:17,221 Where are you? 261 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:21,929 MANAGER Stormy 262 00:18:27,362 --> 00:18:31,199 When I finally have my own shop, no stupid uniforms. 263 00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:33,702 I think you look adorable. 264 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,654 Adorable? Really? 265 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:37,571 Puppies are adorable. 266 00:18:38,623 --> 00:18:41,438 Why are you here so early? You missing me? 267 00:18:41,473 --> 00:18:44,254 Always. But I'm here looking for a guy. 268 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,054 A creepy guy. 269 00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:48,843 Well, with you, there can be no other kind. 270 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,377 My psychic magnetism brought me here. 271 00:18:59,062 --> 00:19:01,979 - That guy? - That guy. 272 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,360 You are better than a bloodhound. 273 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,612 What is that thing on his head? 274 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,620 Hair. 275 00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:10,615 It looks like a yellow yarmulke. 276 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,249 No, it's hair. 277 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,637 Any of those bodachs with him? 278 00:19:14,672 --> 00:19:16,991 More than I've ever seen before. 279 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,451 You're not shivering 'cause of cold ice cream, are you? 280 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,571 I'm gonna see what this guy's up to. 281 00:19:28,606 --> 00:19:30,761 - Stormy, wait, wait. - You, sit. 282 00:19:40,355 --> 00:19:42,644 You think those fish are up to something? 283 00:19:43,066 --> 00:19:46,403 All fish do are eat, excrete, and fornicate all in the same water. 284 00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:47,828 Fish are disgusting. 285 00:19:47,863 --> 00:19:49,997 Oh, I never thought so till now. 286 00:19:50,032 --> 00:19:52,868 Your creepy friend is buying two gallons of the summer speciaI. 287 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:54,293 Are the flavors significant? 288 00:19:54,328 --> 00:19:56,819 That's your department. I'm just reporting in. 289 00:19:57,123 --> 00:19:59,271 Cherry chocolate coconut chunk? 290 00:19:59,306 --> 00:20:01,384 Coconut cherry chocolate chunk. 291 00:20:01,419 --> 00:20:05,882 I didn't realize the grammar was so rigid in the ice-cream business. 292 00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,257 Well, now you know. 293 00:20:11,429 --> 00:20:13,303 This is bad for business. 294 00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:16,716 Why? No one can see em but me. 295 00:20:19,646 --> 00:20:21,894 Well, how could a bunch of slithering, eviI spirits... 296 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,143 and guy who look like fungus be good for business? 297 00:20:24,777 --> 00:20:27,268 Fungus Man scares me. Can't you forget him? 298 00:20:27,697 --> 00:20:28,579 I have a gift. 299 00:20:28,614 --> 00:20:30,908 It wouldn't have been given to me if I wasn't supposed to use it. 300 00:20:30,943 --> 00:20:32,994 - Maybe it's not a gift. - It's a gift. 301 00:20:33,029 --> 00:20:35,283 I still got the box it came in. 302 00:20:36,331 --> 00:20:37,464 Here. Take my keys. 303 00:20:37,499 --> 00:20:39,620 And please show up for dinner alive... 304 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,741 because, remember, I can't see the dead. 305 00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:20,217 If someone is going to cause extreme violence... 306 00:21:20,252 --> 00:21:24,054 especially on a massive scale, which this is starting to look like... 307 00:21:24,089 --> 00:21:28,798 bodachs will not leave him untiI the last ounce of blood has been spilled. 308 00:21:30,346 --> 00:21:33,382 But they lost interest in Fungus Man. 309 00:22:12,182 --> 00:22:15,185 Winstons, Camels, and Marlboros. 310 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:18,103 Fungus Man has friends. 311 00:22:57,938 --> 00:22:59,931 Oh, now would be a good time to run. 312 00:24:28,992 --> 00:24:30,024 Bodachs. 313 00:26:09,807 --> 00:26:12,428 - Hey. - Loop me in, odd one. 314 00:26:12,727 --> 00:26:16,689 I think I just achieved a personaI best in the "jump and gasp" event. 315 00:26:16,724 --> 00:26:18,583 Don't be such a scaredy-cat. 316 00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:20,408 I found a gateway to hell. 317 00:26:20,443 --> 00:26:21,993 I'm walking back to it right now. 318 00:26:22,028 --> 00:26:24,823 Most people would have the good sense to run away from it. 319 00:26:24,858 --> 00:26:28,274 - Well, I'm not like most people. - Not in the least. 320 00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:36,620 It's gone now. 321 00:26:38,796 --> 00:26:39,929 Or hidden. 322 00:26:39,964 --> 00:26:43,084 So, is Fungus Bob a man or something new in the neighborhood? 323 00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:45,044 I don't know. 324 00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:49,397 This place looks like some kind of shrine. 325 00:26:49,432 --> 00:26:50,356 UNABOMBER... Theodore Kaczynski Arrested and... 326 00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:51,309 Bundy Claims... Police Believe The Number To Be... 327 00:26:51,344 --> 00:26:52,734 CannibaI Killer DECAPITATED UNABOMBER 328 00:26:52,769 --> 00:26:56,231 Shrine of guys that like to make belts out of women's nipples. 329 00:26:56,266 --> 00:26:57,476 What? 330 00:26:59,776 --> 00:27:01,235 Who is this guy? 331 00:27:02,362 --> 00:27:06,111 His reaI name is Robert Robertson. 332 00:27:06,742 --> 00:27:08,918 Well, hello Fungus Bob. 333 00:27:08,953 --> 00:27:11,455 Did you check the refrigerator for any severed heads? 334 00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:13,172 No, I didn't open his refrigerator. 335 00:27:13,207 --> 00:27:15,626 Where else would you expect to find severed heads? 336 00:27:15,661 --> 00:27:17,500 I wasn't looking for any. 337 00:27:19,589 --> 00:27:21,723 Stormy, Stormy, someone's here. I got to go. 338 00:27:21,758 --> 00:27:23,808 We don't know what this guy's planning to do yet. 339 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:26,334 You know what? Let me ask him to wait outside untiI I'm finished. 340 00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:30,422 I can feeI that. 341 00:27:33,854 --> 00:27:35,647 Wait a minute. What's today's date? 342 00:27:35,682 --> 00:27:36,947 August 14th. 343 00:27:36,982 --> 00:27:39,276 The page to August 15th is torn out of his calendar. 344 00:27:39,311 --> 00:27:41,483 That's tomorrow. What happens tomorrow? 345 00:27:42,321 --> 00:27:45,449 - Hold on. Hold on. - Get out of there, Oddie. 346 00:27:45,484 --> 00:27:48,244 Maybe he has a file on himself, you know? 347 00:27:48,279 --> 00:27:50,003 Unsolved murders and atrocities. 348 00:27:50,038 --> 00:27:52,326 Chief and I could figure out a way to entrap him. 349 00:27:54,209 --> 00:27:57,128 So, what's in it? Is he a mass murderer? 350 00:27:57,163 --> 00:27:58,457 No. 351 00:28:00,757 --> 00:28:02,599 But I think he wants to be. 352 00:28:02,634 --> 00:28:06,299 Hey, Bob! Robert, where the hell are you? 353 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:09,004 I want my gun back! 354 00:28:14,313 --> 00:28:16,306 Oh, shit. Damn dogs. 355 00:28:18,818 --> 00:28:20,277 Shut up, you hear me? 356 00:28:24,866 --> 00:28:26,291 Shut up you damn dogs! 357 00:28:26,326 --> 00:28:29,529 One of these days, bang! You hear me? 358 00:28:36,211 --> 00:28:38,839 Wyatt is out back here burning some perfectly good steaks. 359 00:28:38,874 --> 00:28:39,965 Thanks, Karla. 360 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,181 Chief. 361 00:28:41,216 --> 00:28:44,261 Odd, I hope you haven't come here to dampen my evening. 362 00:28:44,296 --> 00:28:45,686 I share your hope, sir. 363 00:28:45,721 --> 00:28:47,285 Been communing with the dead? 364 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,229 It's not about who's dead, sir. 365 00:28:49,264 --> 00:28:51,138 It's about who soon might be. 366 00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:55,572 We call him Fungus Bob. 367 00:28:55,607 --> 00:28:58,735 Yeah, I saw him enter the grill, but he didn't strike me as suspicious. 368 00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,911 Just unfortunate. 369 00:29:00,946 --> 00:29:04,157 Oh, you don't have the advantage of seeing his fan club, sir. 370 00:29:04,192 --> 00:29:07,584 I guarantee you hell on earth is coming to Pico Mundo. 371 00:29:07,619 --> 00:29:10,997 You know sometimes you expect me to walk a dangerously narrow line. 372 00:29:11,032 --> 00:29:14,376 That's just because I've got such great respect for your balance, sir. 373 00:29:14,411 --> 00:29:17,063 Son that sounds perilously close to being bullshit. 374 00:29:17,098 --> 00:29:19,715 There's a little bit of bullshit in it. A little. 375 00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:21,766 But it's mostly sincere. 376 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,199 Odd this is one of our newer officers... 377 00:29:24,234 --> 00:29:26,598 - Bern Eckles. - Oh, hi. We met yesterday. 378 00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:28,231 Good collar, that Harlo character. 379 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,143 I can't believe I once dated that perv. 380 00:29:30,178 --> 00:29:31,443 And of course you know Lysette. 381 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:33,980 Bern, I want you to do a little DMV check on.. 382 00:29:34,015 --> 00:29:36,269 this guy Odd was telling me about. 383 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:40,237 I think Officer Eckles is a little worried 384 00:29:40,272 --> 00:29:41,370 I might try to hook up with you. 385 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,073 Karla and the chief are trying to set us up... 386 00:29:43,108 --> 00:29:44,947 him being new to the force and all. 387 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:48,913 It's like cleaning fluid with sugar in it. 388 00:29:48,948 --> 00:29:50,630 Which reminds me, how's your dad? 389 00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:54,627 He's selling pieces of the moon online, vacation home sites. 390 00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:55,551 Is that legaI? 391 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:58,089 He certainly doesn't guarantee the quality of the air. 392 00:29:58,124 --> 00:30:00,383 And how's it going with Bronwen? 393 00:30:00,418 --> 00:30:01,926 She prefers "Stormy. " 394 00:30:01,961 --> 00:30:03,302 Who wouldn't? 395 00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:06,188 Did you used to play piano? 396 00:30:06,223 --> 00:30:08,600 I did, yeah, for years. How'd you know that? 397 00:30:08,635 --> 00:30:10,894 'Cause you have really beautifuI hands. 398 00:30:10,929 --> 00:30:12,472 I bet you play like a dream. 399 00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:17,776 You know Odd, you're a strange one. 400 00:30:17,811 --> 00:30:20,488 Yeah, I can't disagree with that. 401 00:30:20,523 --> 00:30:22,279 Bit of an oddball. 402 00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:25,201 That was my nickname all through high schooI. 403 00:30:25,236 --> 00:30:26,928 But you do have your charms. 404 00:30:26,963 --> 00:30:28,586 That's what Stormy says. 405 00:30:28,621 --> 00:30:30,255 Personally, I find it rather dubious. 406 00:30:30,290 --> 00:30:33,418 You know, if you ever decide to give cooking lessons... 407 00:30:33,453 --> 00:30:35,051 you should give me a call. 408 00:30:35,086 --> 00:30:37,679 I bet you really know how to whisk. 409 00:30:37,714 --> 00:30:40,216 Sure, yeah, with scrambled eggs and stuff. 410 00:30:40,251 --> 00:30:42,945 But, pancakes, you really, you got to fold em. 411 00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:45,639 But, mostly, I just fry, fry, fry, you know? 412 00:30:45,674 --> 00:30:47,513 Hey, Odd. We got to talk. 413 00:30:48,976 --> 00:30:51,319 Robertson moved here five months ago. 414 00:30:51,354 --> 00:30:54,023 Before that, he was living with his mother. 415 00:30:54,058 --> 00:30:56,731 Inherited a shitload when she died last year. 416 00:30:56,766 --> 00:30:59,404 Clean record, though. Not even a speeding ticket. 417 00:30:59,439 --> 00:31:01,329 How'd his mother die? 418 00:31:01,364 --> 00:31:04,138 Officer Eckles is checking on that right now. 419 00:31:04,173 --> 00:31:06,912 But otherwise, I got squat on your Fungus Bob. 420 00:31:06,947 --> 00:31:07,794 I can't hold him. 421 00:31:07,829 --> 00:31:11,583 All right, well, you do agree that he's strange and suspicious, right? 422 00:31:11,618 --> 00:31:14,503 If strange and suspicious were enough to put someone in jaiI... 423 00:31:14,538 --> 00:31:16,377 you'd already be there. 424 00:31:17,756 --> 00:31:19,049 You're gonna watch him right? 425 00:31:19,084 --> 00:31:20,307 Only because you're never wrong, 426 00:31:20,342 --> 00:31:22,553 I'll put on a taiI on him and watch his house. 427 00:31:22,588 --> 00:31:25,264 You go and have your dinner with Stormy. 428 00:31:25,299 --> 00:31:26,147 She's the one. 429 00:31:26,182 --> 00:31:28,328 You are one smooth operator, Odd. 430 00:31:28,363 --> 00:31:30,475 She must love to hear you say that. 431 00:31:30,895 --> 00:31:32,437 I love to hear me say it. 432 00:31:44,451 --> 00:31:46,745 You better not be hauling any dead guys on my scooter. 433 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,706 - Dead don't ride scooters. - Just saying. 434 00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:50,499 I'd have to scrub the seat for hours. 435 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:52,216 Destroying the pleather. 436 00:31:52,251 --> 00:31:55,171 I see you left your hormone spigot running, griddle boy. 437 00:31:55,206 --> 00:31:57,377 Crank it shut. This is a church. 438 00:32:00,593 --> 00:32:02,053 I know it's a church. 439 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:03,478 I have a brain, you know. 440 00:32:03,513 --> 00:32:05,098 You know why I call you Pooh Bear? 441 00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:06,398 Because I'm so cuddly. 442 00:32:06,433 --> 00:32:08,840 Because his head is full of stuffin' 443 00:32:13,857 --> 00:32:15,157 Now listen to me, odd one. 444 00:32:15,192 --> 00:32:17,194 I don't want you going back to that creepy room again. 445 00:32:17,229 --> 00:32:19,119 It doesn't exist anymore. 446 00:32:19,154 --> 00:32:20,948 Well, don't go looking for it hoping it'll come back. 447 00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:22,998 - Never crossed my mind. - Yes, it did. 448 00:32:23,033 --> 00:32:25,640 - Yes, it did. - It is a gate to the underworld... 449 00:32:25,675 --> 00:32:28,212 and you are forbidden by me to ever play in it again. 450 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:30,833 It's hard enough living with a guy who helps dead people without having to 451 00:32:30,868 --> 00:32:33,544 trek all the way down to hell to pull his ass out of the fire. 452 00:32:33,579 --> 00:32:35,547 Since when are we living together? 453 00:32:35,582 --> 00:32:36,429 We will be. 454 00:32:36,464 --> 00:32:38,967 Oh, I guess I didn't think "Let's put a pin in it" meant "Yes. " 455 00:32:39,002 --> 00:32:41,470 You have to learn to listen with more than just your ears. 456 00:32:41,505 --> 00:32:44,174 Stormy, what body part am I supposed to listen with? 457 00:32:45,223 --> 00:32:47,851 Right. My heart. I'm supposed to listen with my heart. 458 00:32:47,886 --> 00:32:49,068 Listen with my heart. 459 00:32:49,103 --> 00:32:54,316 I will do something big to improve our financiaI situation. 460 00:32:54,351 --> 00:32:56,242 - Your idea about selling car tires? - Bigger. 461 00:32:56,277 --> 00:32:58,571 And what, from your perspective, is bigger than tires? 462 00:32:58,606 --> 00:32:59,589 - Shoes. - Shoes? 463 00:32:59,624 --> 00:33:00,538 Yeah, think about it. 464 00:33:00,573 --> 00:33:03,221 A family of 5 might have 2 cars but they have 10 feet. 465 00:33:03,256 --> 00:33:05,835 Not only that, but they need different kinds of shoes. 466 00:33:05,870 --> 00:33:08,164 Dress shoes, winkle pickers, high-tops, low-tops, running shoes- 467 00:33:08,199 --> 00:33:10,250 But not you. You have 5 pairs of the same sneakers. 468 00:33:10,285 --> 00:33:12,456 - Like I said - You're not like most people. 469 00:33:13,378 --> 00:33:15,585 Not in the least. 470 00:33:23,806 --> 00:33:25,474 Do you want crackers with your cheese? 471 00:33:25,509 --> 00:33:26,691 We have a problem. 472 00:33:26,726 --> 00:33:28,394 Crackers aren't a problem, just a choice. 473 00:33:28,429 --> 00:33:29,193 - Come on. - What? 474 00:33:29,228 --> 00:33:31,102 - Come on! It's Fungus Bob! - What! 475 00:33:32,356 --> 00:33:34,230 He followed me. I don't know how. 476 00:33:35,401 --> 00:33:38,703 Shit! Come on! Come on! 477 00:33:38,738 --> 00:33:40,372 - It's him? You're sure? - Sure, I'm sure! 478 00:33:40,407 --> 00:33:42,909 You don't think the two of us could kick his ass? 479 00:33:42,944 --> 00:33:44,451 Not this guy. 480 00:34:06,351 --> 00:34:07,809 - Come on! - The sacristy! 481 00:34:13,358 --> 00:34:15,434 The back door. Come on. Come on. 482 00:34:15,735 --> 00:34:17,494 Wait! Wait. Come here. 483 00:34:17,529 --> 00:34:20,234 We're heading towards danger, not away from it. I can feeI it. 484 00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:24,487 It's like he's everywhere. He's in front of us. He's behind us. 485 00:34:25,537 --> 00:34:26,997 Come on. Let's go back the way we came. 486 00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:28,952 - Let's call the cops. - No time. 487 00:34:28,987 --> 00:34:30,873 I have a better plan. You stay here. 488 00:34:31,294 --> 00:34:32,858 I'm gonna run over there and open the door. 489 00:34:32,893 --> 00:34:34,422 If he doesn't lunge through, you run that way. 490 00:34:34,457 --> 00:34:36,556 If, however, he does lunge through, 491 00:34:36,591 --> 00:34:38,676 you run this way and I'll try to follow you. 492 00:34:38,711 --> 00:34:40,213 Some plan, odd one. 493 00:34:40,248 --> 00:34:41,715 It's the best I've got. 494 00:34:42,138 --> 00:34:43,681 Full of stuffin'. 495 00:34:57,863 --> 00:35:00,574 Does that mean "Get on with it" or "Up yours"? 496 00:35:00,609 --> 00:35:02,033 Unbelievable. 497 00:35:02,576 --> 00:35:03,608 Right. 498 00:35:40,617 --> 00:35:42,194 Come on! Come on! 499 00:35:57,009 --> 00:35:58,225 Chief, it's Stormy. 500 00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:00,971 I'm sorry to drop in on date night, but here's Odd. 501 00:36:01,006 --> 00:36:03,647 Sir, if you send a car reaI quick to St. Bart's... 502 00:36:03,682 --> 00:36:06,394 you may be able to catch Robertson trashing the sacristy... 503 00:36:06,429 --> 00:36:07,610 or even the whole church. 504 00:36:07,645 --> 00:36:09,696 What was he doing vandalizing St. Bart's? 505 00:36:09,731 --> 00:36:12,233 He was trying to catch me and Stormy in the belfry. 506 00:36:12,268 --> 00:36:14,194 What were you and Stormy doing in the belfry? 507 00:36:14,229 --> 00:36:16,358 Well, we were having a picnic, sir. 508 00:36:16,393 --> 00:36:18,488 I'm sure that makes sense to you. 509 00:36:21,076 --> 00:36:24,574 My guy at Robertsons house said he still hasn't been home yet. 510 00:36:24,609 --> 00:36:28,073 Yeah, because apparently Bob's been too busy following me. 511 00:36:28,917 --> 00:36:30,009 Oh, one second. 512 00:36:30,044 --> 00:36:32,338 - Where are you going? - To get some food. 513 00:36:32,373 --> 00:36:34,632 How can you think of dinner right now? 514 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:36,474 Because I'm hungry. 515 00:36:36,509 --> 00:36:39,426 Look, Odd. Vandalism, big deaI. 516 00:36:39,846 --> 00:36:43,346 I thought you said this guy was gonna bring on the apocalypse. 517 00:36:43,381 --> 00:36:46,846 Yes, sir, on August 15th, which is less than 3 hours away. 518 00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:50,056 Trust me, that is the day that Pico Mundo will never forget. 519 00:36:52,776 --> 00:36:54,201 Lyle! 520 00:36:54,236 --> 00:36:56,384 Oh. Hi, Odd. Hi Stormy. 521 00:36:56,419 --> 00:36:58,532 - Hi, Ozzie. - Hey, Oz. 522 00:36:58,567 --> 00:36:59,991 Odd. 523 00:37:01,535 --> 00:37:02,494 - I'll be right back. - Lyle, you know that 524 00:37:03,334 --> 00:37:04,365 I know guys who know guys, right? Right. - Right. 525 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,291 So if you guys don't stop messing up my takeout orders.. 526 00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:09,043 you're the one that's gonna get taken out. Get it? 527 00:37:09,078 --> 00:37:10,051 - Got it. - Good. 528 00:37:10,086 --> 00:37:12,171 Oz, Oz, watch your blood pressure. 529 00:37:12,206 --> 00:37:13,805 My blood- Hey, Odd... 530 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,633 my blood has got cholesteroI molecules 531 00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:16,933 the size of marshmallows in it... 532 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:19,387 and if it wasn't for a little righteous outrage every now and again 533 00:37:19,422 --> 00:37:21,463 my arteries would completely collapse. 534 00:37:23,850 --> 00:37:27,396 I finished that trinket you asked for. 535 00:37:27,431 --> 00:37:29,388 Perfect. 536 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:35,077 Wow, Oz, what exactly is this? 537 00:37:35,112 --> 00:37:38,783 It's a steeI heart 6 inches in diameter, like you said. 538 00:37:38,818 --> 00:37:40,208 No, I said... 539 00:37:40,243 --> 00:37:43,871 "A piece of steeI 6 inches in diameter to go over a heart. " 540 00:37:43,906 --> 00:37:46,374 Well, man, I embellished, you know? 541 00:37:46,409 --> 00:37:47,924 I get in the moment. 542 00:37:47,959 --> 00:37:50,545 I mean, why would Stormy wanna wear that? 543 00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:52,387 It's not for Stormy. 544 00:37:52,422 --> 00:37:55,672 I keep having this image of a... 545 00:37:58,178 --> 00:38:00,254 a bullet going through a heart. 546 00:38:03,183 --> 00:38:05,342 It's perfect. Thank you. 547 00:38:09,315 --> 00:38:10,346 Hey, Chief. 548 00:38:12,985 --> 00:38:15,905 - This place is trashed. - Yeah, it was Bob Robertson, sir. 549 00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:17,747 I'm sure you're right. You always are. 550 00:38:17,782 --> 00:38:20,994 But he was long gone. Didn't leave a single print. 551 00:38:21,029 --> 00:38:23,288 Even the chalices were spotless. 552 00:38:23,323 --> 00:38:24,212 Weird, huh? 553 00:38:24,247 --> 00:38:27,876 I'll give my psychic magnetism a try to see if I can find him again. 554 00:38:27,911 --> 00:38:29,217 Take Stormy home first. 555 00:38:29,252 --> 00:38:31,129 - Like hell he will! - I heard that. 556 00:38:31,164 --> 00:38:32,244 He heard that. 557 00:38:32,673 --> 00:38:35,140 Chief, you know I love Oddie desperately... 558 00:38:35,175 --> 00:38:39,346 so madly I would cut off my hand if that made any sense as proof of love. 559 00:38:39,381 --> 00:38:41,349 And now I find out there's a guy trying to kill him. 560 00:38:41,384 --> 00:38:43,637 No one was trying to kill me, Stormy. 561 00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:45,902 What, you think he was hitting on you? 562 00:38:45,937 --> 00:38:49,274 You know, this is the craziest conversation I've ever had. 563 00:38:49,309 --> 00:38:51,776 Odd you're a fountain of crazy conversations. 564 00:38:51,811 --> 00:38:53,105 A geyser. 565 00:38:55,113 --> 00:38:58,237 Time feels like a powerfuI black wave... 566 00:38:58,272 --> 00:39:01,361 that wishes to crash down and engulf us. 567 00:39:02,287 --> 00:39:04,778 I must run faster. 568 00:39:13,257 --> 00:39:15,308 BOWLING 569 00:39:15,343 --> 00:39:17,741 Why did I drive here? 570 00:39:17,776 --> 00:39:20,104 Green Moon BOWLING 571 00:39:20,139 --> 00:39:22,607 Oh, my God. Oddie, your nightmare... 572 00:39:22,642 --> 00:39:25,437 the slaughter of the bowling alley people, is it happening here tonight? 573 00:39:25,472 --> 00:39:27,014 - Now? - No. 574 00:39:27,314 --> 00:39:28,447 No, no, I checked this place. 575 00:39:28,482 --> 00:39:30,650 The employees here wear green and gold shirts. 576 00:39:30,685 --> 00:39:32,284 - So? - So, in my dreams, 577 00:39:32,319 --> 00:39:35,984 the victims wear red-and-black shirts with little black nbowling balls on em. 578 00:39:37,116 --> 00:39:39,500 And I don't see Fungus Bob's car anywhere. 579 00:39:39,535 --> 00:39:41,287 You think the slaughter of the bowling alley people 580 00:39:41,322 --> 00:39:42,663 and Fungus Bob are connected? 581 00:39:42,698 --> 00:39:43,992 Yeah. 582 00:39:45,249 --> 00:39:47,123 Yeah, yeah, I know they are. 583 00:39:53,174 --> 00:39:54,834 GREEN MOON BOWLING 584 00:40:10,067 --> 00:40:11,858 They got new uniforms. 585 00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:25,082 Don't you dare. 586 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,374 Oh, Wyatt. 587 00:40:28,336 --> 00:40:32,174 You said that whatever was gonna happen wouldn't happen untiI tomorrow. 588 00:40:32,209 --> 00:40:34,485 - Yes, sir, but you see- - I still got an hour. 589 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,762 I know, sir. I just want to keep you up to date. 590 00:40:36,797 --> 00:40:38,395 I think there's a good chance that 591 00:40:38,430 --> 00:40:40,573 Bob Robertson might come to Green Moon Alley... 592 00:40:40,608 --> 00:40:42,717 to do a little more than just hook some balls. 593 00:40:52,195 --> 00:40:55,240 Maybe you wanna send a guy out here to, you know, keep an eye out? 594 00:40:55,275 --> 00:40:57,374 Any of those bodarch things around? 595 00:40:57,409 --> 00:41:01,572 Bodachs. No, sir, but they will show up when he does. 596 00:41:01,705 --> 00:41:04,410 Yeah-yeah. All right. I'll send a guy right over. 597 00:41:06,168 --> 00:41:07,959 Something doesn't feeI right. 598 00:41:08,378 --> 00:41:09,803 Something's wrong. 599 00:41:09,838 --> 00:41:11,402 Are you nuts? Everything's wrong. 600 00:41:11,437 --> 00:41:12,932 There's going to be a massacre... 601 00:41:12,967 --> 00:41:14,948 and I'll bet you it's going to happen here. 602 00:41:14,983 --> 00:41:16,894 No, all we know is it's the same uniforms, 603 00:41:16,929 --> 00:41:19,430 so it's the same group of people getting killed. 604 00:41:19,465 --> 00:41:21,932 But tomorrow, any of them could be anywhere. 605 00:41:24,646 --> 00:41:27,979 God, I'm missing something. I'm missing a piece of the puzzle. 606 00:41:31,111 --> 00:41:32,771 I need to see Viola. 607 00:41:35,782 --> 00:41:36,945 Evening! 608 00:41:37,868 --> 00:41:40,162 - Odd Thomas, right? - Yeah. 609 00:41:40,197 --> 00:41:41,431 Miss Lewellyn. 610 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:42,630 The chief sent me. 611 00:41:42,665 --> 00:41:45,286 So you know this guy, right? 612 00:41:46,335 --> 00:41:49,336 I've seen him a couple times today but no, I don't know him. 613 00:41:49,547 --> 00:41:52,383 Yeah, chief says, If you see him reach for his pocket 614 00:41:52,418 --> 00:41:54,257 he's probably not going for a breath mint. 615 00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,645 - Wise words from a wise man. - Yeah. 616 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,800 So what exactly makes this guy so suspicious and dangerous? 617 00:42:01,226 --> 00:42:03,847 He came into the grill for lunch today. 618 00:42:04,896 --> 00:42:07,185 That's it? You served him lunch? 619 00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:09,475 - He was weird. - How weird? 620 00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:10,576 He had weird friends. 621 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:12,071 - He has friends? - Weird ones. 622 00:42:12,106 --> 00:42:13,446 How weird? 623 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:15,318 Very weird. 624 00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:22,707 And a couple hours ago, he got very aggressive with me. 625 00:42:22,742 --> 00:42:24,674 Wait. A couple hours ago, 626 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:28,125 this guy, Bob Robertson got aggressive with you? 627 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,466 Look, the creep made a pass at me and Odd told him to back off... 628 00:42:31,501 --> 00:42:34,301 and the creep got, you know, creepy. 629 00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:36,382 Creepy. 630 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:41,685 Hey, Simon, I've been dying to know what this tattoo means. 631 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,345 - Do you mind? - POD 632 00:42:45,147 --> 00:42:47,104 Well, Stormy... 633 00:42:47,316 --> 00:42:49,575 when I was a teenager, I was a mess. 634 00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:52,592 If it wasn't for the police academy and the good Lord 635 00:42:52,627 --> 00:42:55,575 Let's just say this tattoo is a crude obscenity... 636 00:42:55,610 --> 00:42:57,532 that I'd rather not say the meaning of. 637 00:42:57,869 --> 00:43:00,656 Well, what a gentleman you are. 638 00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:04,625 Nighty-night, Simon. 639 00:43:05,377 --> 00:43:06,622 Night. 640 00:43:10,257 --> 00:43:11,807 You manipulate me like that? 641 00:43:11,842 --> 00:43:14,428 Good heavens odd one, I manipulate you every day. 642 00:43:14,463 --> 00:43:15,769 - You do? - Yes. 643 00:43:15,804 --> 00:43:18,724 Gently, of course, and with great affection and you always like it. 644 00:43:18,759 --> 00:43:19,969 Oh, I do? 645 00:43:20,392 --> 00:43:22,652 You are so adorable. 646 00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:24,821 - I'm not adorable. - Oh, please. 647 00:43:24,856 --> 00:43:27,567 Puppies, puppies, little puppies, are adorable. 648 00:43:27,602 --> 00:43:31,730 You and puppies, totally adorable. 649 00:43:34,657 --> 00:43:36,650 I had a feeling I'd see you tonight. 650 00:43:37,285 --> 00:43:39,579 - It's about my dream, isn't it? - You said you were shot. 651 00:43:39,614 --> 00:43:43,382 My skull was all whacked, my eyeball swollen. 652 00:43:43,417 --> 00:43:45,982 You know dreams have nothing to do with the reaI future, Vi. 653 00:43:46,017 --> 00:43:48,547 We've already been over that territory, but here you are. 654 00:43:48,582 --> 00:43:50,207 Where are you in your dream? 655 00:43:50,633 --> 00:43:53,131 No place. A dream place. Fuzzy. 656 00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:55,629 Are you planning on going bowling? 657 00:43:56,055 --> 00:43:58,078 Bowling? Did you hit your head? 658 00:43:58,113 --> 00:44:00,066 What are your plans tomorrow? 659 00:44:00,101 --> 00:44:03,393 Levanna's birthday is Sunday, but tips are reaI good on a Sunday 660 00:44:03,428 --> 00:44:06,686 so I was gonna work it and celebrate her birthday tomorrow instead. 661 00:44:07,317 --> 00:44:10,237 A lot of people died in that dream of yours, huh Odd? 662 00:44:10,272 --> 00:44:11,482 Yeah, they did. 663 00:44:12,322 --> 00:44:13,982 Your dreams ever come true? 664 00:44:14,283 --> 00:44:15,860 Sometimes. 665 00:44:17,119 --> 00:44:18,364 I thought so. 666 00:44:20,331 --> 00:44:21,991 Close your eyes, Vi. 667 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:36,379 In your dream what do you see? 668 00:44:37,015 --> 00:44:39,636 - What do you hear? - All right. 669 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,849 I'm running. 670 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,644 There's suddenly lots of flashing lights with... 671 00:44:48,402 --> 00:44:50,276 old-fashioned kiddie music. 672 00:44:52,865 --> 00:44:56,316 And then I hear a big crowd, a roaring one. 673 00:44:57,370 --> 00:44:59,295 Like in a big football stadium. 674 00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:02,367 And then there's the sound of water, gushing water. 675 00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:05,080 How do you die? 676 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,336 It's like someone hit me with a baseball bat, quick, like twice. 677 00:45:09,883 --> 00:45:12,594 I scream and fall to my hands and knees. 678 00:45:12,629 --> 00:45:14,318 My hands slip, slippery. 679 00:45:14,353 --> 00:45:16,008 What are you slipping on? 680 00:45:16,431 --> 00:45:19,309 Oh, God. Blood. There's blood everywhere. 681 00:45:19,344 --> 00:45:22,187 What's under the blood, under your hands? 682 00:45:22,222 --> 00:45:24,123 A floor, grass, concrete? 683 00:45:24,158 --> 00:45:26,024 I'm staring at the dead man. 684 00:45:28,444 --> 00:45:31,362 Do you know him? Do you recognize him? 685 00:45:35,952 --> 00:45:38,870 Oh, dear Lord, Odd. So many dead bodies. 686 00:45:40,415 --> 00:45:42,906 Odd, you have to stop this from happening. 687 00:45:47,422 --> 00:45:49,445 Oh, Odd, is there any hope this could pass? 688 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,468 If you listen to Oddie, you'll be just fine. 689 00:45:51,503 --> 00:45:52,500 No. 690 00:45:53,762 --> 00:45:57,157 Fate is not a straight road. There are many forks in it. 691 00:45:57,192 --> 00:46:00,553 You have the free will to choose which one you take, but... 692 00:46:00,978 --> 00:46:02,403 sometimes it will bend around... 693 00:46:02,438 --> 00:46:05,854 and bring you straight back to that same stubborn fate. 694 00:46:07,652 --> 00:46:09,395 I just wanna check on the girls. 695 00:46:14,743 --> 00:46:16,617 They're so beautifuI, Viola. 696 00:46:17,329 --> 00:46:19,206 And they're such good girls. 697 00:46:19,241 --> 00:46:21,057 They're lucky to have you. 698 00:46:21,092 --> 00:46:22,874 That's what everyone says. 699 00:46:51,323 --> 00:46:52,486 Odd? 700 00:46:53,742 --> 00:46:56,031 - Anything wrong? - No. 701 00:46:56,453 --> 00:47:00,416 No, no, no. I just wanted to make sure the girls were safe. 702 00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:02,550 And with the bars on the windows 703 00:47:02,585 --> 00:47:05,420 I taught them how to work the emergency release myself. 704 00:47:19,686 --> 00:47:24,064 Well, looks like everything's a- okay in here. 705 00:47:25,943 --> 00:47:27,882 Step one, do not stay here. 706 00:47:27,917 --> 00:47:29,787 I'll go to my grandma's. 707 00:47:29,822 --> 00:47:30,969 Don't tell your grandma you're coming. 708 00:47:31,004 --> 00:47:32,116 Don't tell the girls where you're going. 709 00:47:32,151 --> 00:47:33,948 I don't want you overheard. 710 00:47:33,983 --> 00:47:35,710 - By who? - By anyone. 711 00:47:35,745 --> 00:47:38,366 Or anything. Just go with it. 712 00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:44,285 Step two is don't go bowling if for some reason you get the itch. 713 00:47:48,675 --> 00:47:50,552 I can't believe we're leaving those horrid things... 714 00:47:50,587 --> 00:47:52,346 hovering around those sweet girls. 715 00:47:52,381 --> 00:47:53,228 They won't hurt em. 716 00:47:53,263 --> 00:47:55,349 They just want to smell em before they die. 717 00:47:55,384 --> 00:47:56,482 God. 718 00:47:56,517 --> 00:47:59,728 Look, Stormy, there's nothing I can do about bodachs, okay? 719 00:47:59,763 --> 00:48:01,570 And right now I wouldn't even if I could. 720 00:48:01,605 --> 00:48:04,859 I need em to help me see the danger coming so I can maybe prevent it. 721 00:48:04,894 --> 00:48:07,776 And when they eventually find out that you can see them? 722 00:48:12,867 --> 00:48:14,292 Oddie, will you ever leave here? 723 00:48:14,327 --> 00:48:17,664 Well, I sure hope I don't end up like Tom Jedd hanging out at Tire World. 724 00:48:17,699 --> 00:48:19,657 I meant while you're alive. 725 00:48:22,461 --> 00:48:24,920 Hey. Hey, Stormy. 726 00:48:24,955 --> 00:48:27,379 Hey, hey. Look, look. 727 00:48:29,468 --> 00:48:31,846 Look, Stormy, if you want us to go, I'll go. 728 00:48:31,881 --> 00:48:33,304 It's not that. It's- 729 00:48:34,682 --> 00:48:36,840 I am just so scared for you, Oddie. 730 00:48:37,184 --> 00:48:40,601 So scared, ever since I saw that creep Fungus Bob. 731 00:48:42,065 --> 00:48:43,523 I'm sorry. I just- 732 00:48:44,901 --> 00:48:46,644 I love you so much. 733 00:48:51,658 --> 00:48:53,083 My Pooh Bear. 734 00:48:53,118 --> 00:48:56,371 I promise you on the other side of tomorrow... 735 00:48:56,406 --> 00:48:59,990 I will have all my stuffing intact. 736 00:49:04,922 --> 00:49:06,582 That must be for you. 737 00:49:53,723 --> 00:49:55,052 Oh, God! 738 00:49:56,101 --> 00:49:59,500 I heard the scream. She ran across my yard. 739 00:49:59,535 --> 00:50:02,899 I saw the dogs following her. I grabbed my gun. 740 00:50:04,151 --> 00:50:05,486 I shot the dogs. 741 00:50:05,521 --> 00:50:06,861 It's on. 742 00:50:09,365 --> 00:50:12,070 All right. Here's what we know. 743 00:50:12,702 --> 00:50:17,790 Lysette left my barbecue with Officer Eckles at around 7:45. 744 00:50:17,825 --> 00:50:20,467 He dropped her off at home clocked in at 8:00, 745 00:50:20,502 --> 00:50:23,213 and was manning the front desk when he got the call. 746 00:50:23,248 --> 00:50:26,640 So somewhere between 8:00 and midnight, 747 00:50:26,675 --> 00:50:29,282 Lysette was whacked in the eye and then tied up 748 00:50:29,317 --> 00:50:31,889 and gagged and hauled all the way the hell out here 749 00:50:31,924 --> 00:50:34,356 and had two Rottweilers sicked on her. 750 00:50:34,391 --> 00:50:37,102 Hey, Chief. What's with the guy who shot the dogs? 751 00:50:37,137 --> 00:50:38,736 His name's Kevin Goss. 752 00:50:38,771 --> 00:50:40,821 He was teaching a class from 6:00 to 10:00... 753 00:50:40,856 --> 00:50:43,651 then he went to Starbucks till they closed at midnight. 754 00:50:43,686 --> 00:50:46,059 He got home about two minutes too late. 755 00:50:46,362 --> 00:50:50,241 Sir? I've actually seen those Rottweilers before. 756 00:50:50,276 --> 00:50:52,115 They belong to Bob Robertson. 757 00:50:55,247 --> 00:50:56,705 All right! 758 00:50:57,124 --> 00:51:00,460 I want an A. P. B. put out on this guy now! 759 00:51:00,495 --> 00:51:01,760 - Find him! - Yes, sir. 760 00:51:01,795 --> 00:51:04,840 Simon, I want you to go back over to Robertson's house. 761 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:06,508 I'll have a search warrant in the morning 762 00:51:06,543 --> 00:51:07,725 as soon as the courthouse opens. 763 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:11,514 Sir, no offense, but I wasted most of the day staking out that house. 764 00:51:11,549 --> 00:51:15,268 Then I went to the bowling alley and stayed there untiI they closed. 765 00:51:15,303 --> 00:51:16,596 Nothing happened. 766 00:51:17,228 --> 00:51:19,850 Nobody showed. It was a complete waste of my time. 767 00:51:20,481 --> 00:51:25,476 Sir, are we sure this Robertson character isn't just a wild goose chase? 768 00:51:25,987 --> 00:51:27,989 Exactly where were you between the hours of 8:00 and 10:00? 769 00:51:28,024 --> 00:51:31,738 - He was with me the whole time. - Just ease up. 770 00:51:32,035 --> 00:51:35,080 Now go check the house again and ask around about the dogs. 771 00:51:35,115 --> 00:51:36,409 Yes, sir. 772 00:51:38,626 --> 00:51:39,740 You two. 773 00:51:40,294 --> 00:51:41,409 Home. 774 00:51:42,046 --> 00:51:43,209 Go, now! 775 00:51:48,094 --> 00:51:52,258 I think you should wear this. Try not to laugh. 776 00:52:00,524 --> 00:52:03,235 Oddie, you are not responsible for every death you can't prevent. 777 00:52:03,270 --> 00:52:04,117 She died. 778 00:52:04,152 --> 00:52:07,197 And if Fungus Bob was her killer, I was either slow or stupid. 779 00:52:07,232 --> 00:52:08,289 Choose your weapon. 780 00:52:08,324 --> 00:52:10,082 Why would Fungus Bob kill Lysette? 781 00:52:10,117 --> 00:52:11,834 What's the connection? It makes no sense. 782 00:52:11,869 --> 00:52:16,165 It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to satisfy some sick urge. 783 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,039 Maybe he's warming up. 784 00:52:18,751 --> 00:52:21,588 I think the chief just sent some detectives to protect you. 785 00:52:21,623 --> 00:52:23,331 I don't need protecting. 786 00:52:24,507 --> 00:52:27,627 Actually I think it might just be surveillance. 787 00:52:28,553 --> 00:52:29,895 Fungus Bob followed me to the church. 788 00:52:29,930 --> 00:52:32,516 I bet the chief is hoping he'll sniff me out again. 789 00:52:32,551 --> 00:52:34,149 If the chief is using you as bait... 790 00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:37,304 he should at least ask if you mind having a hook in your ass. 791 00:52:42,651 --> 00:52:46,484 Oh, man, I got to stay focused. 792 00:52:48,574 --> 00:52:51,492 Good. You keep an eye on my girI. 793 00:52:52,662 --> 00:52:54,536 August 15th had begun. 794 00:52:54,956 --> 00:52:56,699 Time was running out. 795 00:53:43,757 --> 00:53:45,216 Hey, Bob. 796 00:53:46,343 --> 00:53:48,217 You're not planning on getting up, are ya? 797 00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:53,760 But if you're dead... 798 00:53:54,185 --> 00:53:56,676 who's gonna massacre Pico Mundo? 799 00:53:57,397 --> 00:54:00,433 Gun on the floor, dead guy in my tub. 800 00:54:00,942 --> 00:54:03,231 I know a setup when I see one. 801 00:54:04,279 --> 00:54:07,615 But if I call the police, the chief will have to arrest me... 802 00:54:07,650 --> 00:54:10,951 and I won't be able to stop the catastrophe from happening. 803 00:54:21,172 --> 00:54:22,805 Oh, my God! 804 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,047 Oh, you are creeping me out. 805 00:54:39,524 --> 00:54:41,398 You're freezing cold, Bob. 806 00:54:42,236 --> 00:54:45,153 Your rigor mortis is way advanced. 807 00:54:46,407 --> 00:54:48,399 You know... 808 00:54:48,617 --> 00:54:51,120 the chief said you didn't leave any fingerprints. 809 00:54:51,155 --> 00:54:52,994 He didn't leave a single print. 810 00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:58,077 And Stormy never actually saw you. 811 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,295 - Come on! - What? 812 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,282 Because you were already dead. 813 00:55:06,317 --> 00:55:08,270 And the whole time in the church, 814 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,974 you were actually a pissed-off poltergeist. 815 00:55:11,009 --> 00:55:13,609 I think the last time I saw Fungus Bob alive... 816 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:16,764 was when he left his house right before I broke into it. 817 00:55:18,023 --> 00:55:22,027 He's been haunting me ever since, blaming me for his death. 818 00:55:22,062 --> 00:55:26,032 Why he blames me or who the hell killed him is a little hazy. 819 00:55:26,067 --> 00:55:28,757 If I'm caught, I'll either be arrested for murder 820 00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:31,447 or rolling what looks like the biggest joint ever. 821 00:55:48,556 --> 00:55:50,548 It's just me, Rosalia! 822 00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:05,773 Damn it. 823 00:56:07,242 --> 00:56:09,614 Oh, give me a break. 824 00:56:11,288 --> 00:56:13,779 It's just me, again, Rosalia. 825 00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:17,961 I'm gonna borrow your car again, okay? 826 00:56:17,996 --> 00:56:19,303 If I'm being framed, 827 00:56:19,338 --> 00:56:22,191 why the police have failed to arrive and arrest me... 828 00:56:22,226 --> 00:56:25,044 or the murderer hasn't come to kill me, I do not know. 829 00:56:37,357 --> 00:56:40,859 All right, Bob, where can I put you to quietly decompose for a while... 830 00:56:40,894 --> 00:56:44,361 before someone finds you and has a new love of Jesus scared into em? 831 00:57:03,134 --> 00:57:04,767 Interesting story, Bob. 832 00:57:04,802 --> 00:57:07,722 After the federaI government abandoned this prison... 833 00:57:07,757 --> 00:57:10,065 it went through a long series of owners. 834 00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:14,688 Rumor has it that at Von Zipper's Burgers the fries were delicious... 835 00:57:14,723 --> 00:57:18,139 and the free-soft-drink-refill policy was generously honored. 836 00:57:21,153 --> 00:57:23,621 And yet, this fine dining establishment... 837 00:57:23,656 --> 00:57:28,452 never succeeded in winning over the family-dining crowd... 838 00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:31,987 which is so essentiaI to any restaurant operation. 839 00:57:32,957 --> 00:57:35,091 Welcome to the gas chamber. 840 00:57:35,126 --> 00:57:36,794 A lot of people died in here, Bob. 841 00:57:36,829 --> 00:57:38,462 You should feeI right at home. 842 00:57:53,687 --> 00:57:57,441 Stormy's always joking about running off to Las Vegas and getting married. 843 00:57:57,476 --> 00:58:00,486 But I tell her Vegas is packed with dead people and bad guys... 844 00:58:00,521 --> 00:58:03,487 and I'd just end up fighting eviI 24-7. 845 00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:07,776 I should have listened to her. 846 00:58:10,497 --> 00:58:11,611 Too many. 847 00:58:13,083 --> 00:58:14,743 Too many. 848 00:58:35,815 --> 00:58:37,574 The chief. 849 00:58:37,609 --> 00:58:38,937 I need the chief. 850 00:58:41,029 --> 00:58:42,787 Dear Lord. 851 00:58:42,822 --> 00:58:46,357 If that's you again, Odd, we are going to have words! 852 00:58:58,047 --> 00:59:00,123 Oh, my God. 853 00:59:07,849 --> 00:59:10,034 No offense, Odd Thomas, but I can't think of anybody... 854 00:59:10,069 --> 00:59:12,219 who could come in here right now and not get my back up. 855 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,877 - So you think he knew the shooter? - Had to. 856 00:59:14,912 --> 00:59:17,234 Which means it's probably somebody I know, too. 857 00:59:17,269 --> 00:59:19,725 - How bad is he? - Bad. 858 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,568 - Well, he's a fighter. - He better be. 859 00:59:25,034 --> 00:59:27,013 - Hey, Bern. - Ma'am. 860 00:59:27,048 --> 00:59:28,993 INTENSIVE CARE UNIT 861 00:59:31,207 --> 00:59:33,780 - Hey. - Oh Oddie. 862 00:59:34,001 --> 00:59:37,046 Keep those reporters out of here. You, on that door. 863 00:59:37,081 --> 00:59:39,335 - Sorry, no press inside. - Comin through. 864 00:59:42,469 --> 00:59:44,426 You saved his life, Oddie. 865 00:59:45,472 --> 00:59:47,263 Where's this bullet? 866 00:59:47,766 --> 00:59:50,471 That's the one they're trying to dig out of him now. 867 00:59:54,231 --> 00:59:56,224 Time is up. 868 00:59:56,442 --> 01:00:01,234 Pico Mundo is awakening to a horror that only I can stop. 869 01:00:02,156 --> 01:00:04,408 Lysette and Fungus Bob are dead. 870 01:00:04,443 --> 01:00:06,626 The chief is in the emergency room. 871 01:00:06,661 --> 01:00:09,580 There's hoards of bodachs swarming all over town. 872 01:00:09,615 --> 01:00:11,297 Whatever's coming is gonna be big. 873 01:00:11,332 --> 01:00:14,008 I'm scared, and I'm supposed to be fearless. 874 01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:16,233 - Don't tell me to stay home today. - Please stay home today. 875 01:00:16,268 --> 01:00:18,423 - I will if you stay home with me. - We've been through this. 876 01:00:18,458 --> 01:00:20,926 I have to do whatever I can to stop it. 877 01:00:20,961 --> 01:00:22,893 Is Viola going to be shot dead? 878 01:00:22,928 --> 01:00:25,217 You know I don't know that for sure. 879 01:00:25,639 --> 01:00:28,213 She's had it hard in life. She doesn't need this. 880 01:00:28,851 --> 01:00:31,235 Shot dead? Really? Who does need it? 881 01:00:31,270 --> 01:00:33,856 Oh, I don't know why I try to reason with you. 882 01:00:33,891 --> 01:00:34,989 I always lose. 883 01:00:35,024 --> 01:00:37,047 You're a fabulous man of action, odd one. 884 01:00:37,082 --> 01:00:39,070 You don't need to be a good debater, too. 885 01:00:39,105 --> 01:00:40,828 Besides, you said yourself... 886 01:00:40,863 --> 01:00:43,575 any road I choose could lead me right back to the same fate. 887 01:00:43,610 --> 01:00:45,744 So, which is it? Do I have free will? 888 01:00:45,779 --> 01:00:47,404 Am I in God's hands? 889 01:00:48,246 --> 01:00:49,254 Or is it both? 890 01:00:49,289 --> 01:00:51,583 Have I ever told you you've got a lot of issues? 891 01:00:51,618 --> 01:00:53,342 I'm a woman. We all have issues. 892 01:00:53,377 --> 01:00:56,442 It's what keeps us interesting, and you men interested. 893 01:00:56,477 --> 01:00:59,508 Oh, yeah? It's what makes us crazy and die younger. 894 01:00:59,543 --> 01:01:00,753 Do you love me? 895 01:01:01,510 --> 01:01:03,679 I love you more than life itself. 896 01:01:03,714 --> 01:01:06,514 See? It's working. 897 01:01:12,230 --> 01:01:15,066 Don't look back. Don't look back. 898 01:01:15,101 --> 01:01:16,311 Give him strength. 899 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,739 Knock, knock. 900 01:01:26,745 --> 01:01:29,532 I'm hoping Bob left a clue on his computer. 901 01:01:30,374 --> 01:01:32,782 Something to lead me to his partner... 902 01:01:34,545 --> 01:01:37,256 to the person who was planning on killing 100s, 903 01:01:37,291 --> 01:01:40,293 if not 1000s of people. 904 01:02:40,781 --> 01:02:41,789 Hey. 905 01:02:41,824 --> 01:02:43,576 Loop me in, odd one. Where are you? 906 01:02:43,611 --> 01:02:45,466 I'm walking towards the fridge. 907 01:02:45,501 --> 01:02:47,321 Yours, mine, or Fungus Bob's? 908 01:02:48,915 --> 01:02:50,423 Don't "uh-huh" me. I told you... 909 01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:53,169 you are not allowed to go playing around in any more hell gates. 910 01:02:53,204 --> 01:02:54,747 Next! 911 01:02:55,046 --> 01:02:57,398 Oh, God. Cockroaches. 912 01:02:57,433 --> 01:02:59,750 Always cockroaches. 913 01:02:59,968 --> 01:03:02,346 - Odd Thomas, did you hear me? - Which part? 914 01:03:02,381 --> 01:03:03,562 I can't believe you went back there. 915 01:03:03,597 --> 01:03:06,931 Every time you don't listen to me, you get yourself into trouble. 916 01:03:07,476 --> 01:03:10,810 - I wish I'd listened to you. - You get out of there right now. 917 01:03:11,105 --> 01:03:14,023 Right, right. Leaving. Leaving. 918 01:03:17,070 --> 01:03:19,781 Never heard you make that sound before. Is everything okay? 919 01:03:19,816 --> 01:03:23,613 - Yeah. - What are you looking at? 920 01:03:25,203 --> 01:03:26,211 Fingers. 921 01:03:26,246 --> 01:03:28,832 Please say they're attached to someone's hand. 922 01:03:28,867 --> 01:03:30,048 Sorry. 923 01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:31,300 Get out of there, Oddie. 924 01:03:31,335 --> 01:03:34,553 Someone has been buying a lot of Burke and Bailey's. 925 01:03:34,588 --> 01:03:36,757 Yeah? Well, you tell whoever's buying it that our ice cream... 926 01:03:36,792 --> 01:03:39,378 may be the best, but it'll still melt in hell. 927 01:03:41,262 --> 01:03:43,014 - I'm calling the police. - No. 928 01:03:43,049 --> 01:03:44,259 No. Wait. 929 01:03:44,473 --> 01:03:46,893 I'll leave here first. Then I'll call 'em. 930 01:03:46,928 --> 01:03:48,304 Be carefuI. 931 01:03:48,339 --> 01:03:49,681 Don't worry. 932 01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:58,565 Hey, Bob. 933 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,000 I guess when I began to out you, word somehow spread... 934 01:04:03,035 --> 01:04:08,456 and you became a liability to your partner and he had to kill you. 935 01:04:08,874 --> 01:04:10,119 Sorry about that. 936 01:04:14,922 --> 01:04:19,635 I find it funny how I know more about dead people than dead people. 937 01:04:19,670 --> 01:04:20,727 This is our realm, Bob. 938 01:04:20,762 --> 01:04:23,798 You can't physically harm a living person. 939 01:04:28,270 --> 01:04:29,930 But there is that. 940 01:04:40,282 --> 01:04:42,856 Your call cannot be completed as dialed. 941 01:04:51,544 --> 01:04:53,501 Gas. 942 01:05:21,993 --> 01:05:25,992 I'm exhausted, I'm lost, and somewhere along the way... 943 01:05:26,027 --> 01:05:29,991 I missed an important clue that could take me home. 944 01:05:34,923 --> 01:05:36,797 The bullet through the heart. 945 01:05:47,019 --> 01:05:49,308 It wasn't about the chief. 946 01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:13,709 God. 947 01:06:38,198 --> 01:06:41,532 Enough already, Bob. Please. 948 01:06:43,954 --> 01:06:47,786 My three least favorite words. 949 01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:49,869 Some.. 950 01:06:52,296 --> 01:06:53,956 assembly... 951 01:06:54,173 --> 01:06:56,224 required. 952 01:06:56,259 --> 01:06:59,179 Simon, I've been dying to know what that tattoo means. 953 01:06:59,214 --> 01:07:02,382 Let's just say this tattoo is a crude obscenity. 954 01:07:04,476 --> 01:07:05,851 It's Varner. 955 01:07:06,561 --> 01:07:09,479 I once had a run-in with some deviI worshipers. 956 01:07:09,815 --> 01:07:11,274 I should've known. 957 01:07:12,943 --> 01:07:16,662 P- O-D. Prince Of Darkness. 958 01:07:16,697 --> 01:07:19,582 No wonder Varner was suspicious when I told him... 959 01:07:19,617 --> 01:07:22,203 Fungus Bob had gotten aggressive with me an hour earlier. 960 01:07:22,238 --> 01:07:25,453 This guy Bob Robertson got aggressive with you? 961 01:07:25,665 --> 01:07:28,998 He had already killed Bob 5 or 6 hours before that. 962 01:07:29,294 --> 01:07:31,553 And that police van protecting Stormy? 963 01:07:31,588 --> 01:07:33,882 That must've been Varner waiting to follow me home... 964 01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:36,295 to bust me for Fungus Bob's murder. 965 01:07:36,330 --> 01:07:38,673 Or shoot me while resisting arrest. 966 01:07:43,183 --> 01:07:45,442 There were no bodachs around Varner. 967 01:07:45,477 --> 01:07:48,237 But I can still feeI myself being drawn to him... 968 01:07:48,272 --> 01:07:51,807 and to the place where he's about to commit mass murder. 969 01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:53,818 GREEN MOON MALL 970 01:07:59,951 --> 01:08:02,157 Coconut cherry chocolate chunk. 971 01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:04,738 Oh, God, no. 972 01:08:15,175 --> 01:08:16,753 POLICE 973 01:08:17,803 --> 01:08:19,680 Hey, Nell, I see what the problem is. 974 01:08:19,715 --> 01:08:20,563 Stormy. 975 01:08:20,598 --> 01:08:23,517 You are eating and reading at the same time. 976 01:08:23,552 --> 01:08:25,510 How about I eat and you read? 977 01:08:26,437 --> 01:08:29,889 No? Not so good? Okay, fine. 978 01:08:44,289 --> 01:08:47,824 All right, Varner, where are you? 979 01:09:26,083 --> 01:09:28,290 SECURITY 980 01:09:39,222 --> 01:09:42,342 Fungus Bob didn't just have one kill buddy. 981 01:09:43,310 --> 01:09:44,526 He had two. 982 01:09:44,561 --> 01:09:48,607 One more, and they could buy group health insurance or form a rock band. 983 01:09:48,642 --> 01:09:51,098 Officer Eckles is checking that right now. 984 01:09:52,069 --> 01:09:53,946 I don't know what this Odd Thomas character knows... 985 01:09:53,981 --> 01:09:55,632 but I know that Robertson is stupid and careless... 986 01:09:55,667 --> 01:09:57,283 and he's gonna get us nailed if we don't do something. 987 01:09:57,318 --> 01:09:58,165 Relax. 988 01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:01,537 Did Robertson ever find those photos at the mall he misplaced? 989 01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:06,034 I said, relax. I'll take care of him. 990 01:10:17,512 --> 01:10:20,004 Stalking someone at the mall, Bern? 991 01:10:20,641 --> 01:10:22,301 Robertson, that idiot. 992 01:10:24,812 --> 01:10:26,689 We got to make it look like an accident. 993 01:10:26,724 --> 01:10:28,831 Oh, it'll look like an accident all right. 994 01:10:28,866 --> 01:10:30,938 When I find Robertson, I'm gonna kill him. 995 01:10:31,277 --> 01:10:33,435 Already been there, done that. 996 01:10:39,285 --> 01:10:42,622 Looks like their plan was to jump out at the end of the mall disaster 997 01:10:42,657 --> 01:10:45,244 like heroes responding to the call. 998 01:10:46,084 --> 01:10:49,916 But I never saw any bodachs around Eckles, either. 999 01:10:50,255 --> 01:10:54,255 The presence of the bodachs tipped me off to Fungus Bob... 1000 01:10:54,290 --> 01:10:58,256 but not to his two co-conspirators, which now seems... 1001 01:10:58,597 --> 01:11:00,106 intentionaI. 1002 01:11:00,141 --> 01:11:04,304 As if the bodachs knew of my gift, as if they know I can see them. 1003 01:11:05,688 --> 01:11:08,262 The bodachs have been manipulating me. 1004 01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:31,838 I'm gonna finish you off, old man. 1005 01:11:36,429 --> 01:11:37,645 Four. 1006 01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:39,969 Well, that's just jiffy. 1007 01:12:11,382 --> 01:12:14,502 This just so happens to be my very favorite book. 1008 01:12:15,136 --> 01:12:17,295 The WonderfuI Wizard Of Oz. 1009 01:12:17,514 --> 01:12:22,853 Officer Varner Prince of Darkness, Officer Varner, Prince of Darkness. 1010 01:12:32,947 --> 01:12:34,109 Viola. 1011 01:12:34,323 --> 01:12:36,450 - Viola! What are you doing here? - Odd! Geez! 1012 01:12:36,485 --> 01:12:38,543 - You scared the- - What are you doing here? 1013 01:12:38,578 --> 01:12:40,517 We had to pick out a birthday present for Levanna. 1014 01:12:40,552 --> 01:12:43,005 And Nicolina wanted to get a card for her big sister. 1015 01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:45,458 Look, your dream, it's happening right here, right now. 1016 01:12:46,086 --> 01:12:48,859 I thought in a big stadium or at the water park or a bowling alley. 1017 01:12:48,894 --> 01:12:51,633 Ladies, I need you to take Viola and get her out of here, okay? 1018 01:12:51,668 --> 01:12:54,338 Come on. Come on, come on. Go on. 1019 01:12:55,596 --> 01:12:57,438 This made Dorothy so very angry... 1020 01:12:57,473 --> 01:12:59,767 that she picked up the bucket of water that stood near... 1021 01:12:59,802 --> 01:13:02,472 and dashed it all over the wicked witch. 1022 01:13:03,395 --> 01:13:05,892 And then the wicked witch said... 1023 01:13:05,927 --> 01:13:08,390 "I'm melting! I'm melting!" 1024 01:13:11,237 --> 01:13:13,811 There's suddenly lots of flashing lights. 1025 01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:16,730 With old-fashioned kiddie music. 1026 01:13:18,954 --> 01:13:20,911 And then I hear a big crowd. 1027 01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:26,537 And then there's the sound of water, gushing water. 1028 01:13:30,007 --> 01:13:31,670 Bye, Nell. 1029 01:13:31,705 --> 01:13:33,334 Bye, Stormy. 1030 01:13:35,638 --> 01:13:37,515 Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry! 1031 01:13:37,550 --> 01:13:39,057 Move, move. Excuse me! 1032 01:14:27,442 --> 01:14:30,147 A gun! He's got a gun! 1033 01:15:23,251 --> 01:15:26,786 Stormy and I are destined to be together forever. 1034 01:15:27,631 --> 01:15:31,581 Gypsy Mummy gave us a card that said so, for a single quarter... 1035 01:15:32,219 --> 01:15:34,710 what other couples couldn't buy at any price. 1036 01:15:38,767 --> 01:15:40,428 No! 1037 01:16:04,336 --> 01:16:06,827 Get out of the way! Get off! 1038 01:17:09,697 --> 01:17:11,155 Hi. 1039 01:17:22,543 --> 01:17:23,872 Odd! 1040 01:17:31,511 --> 01:17:32,840 Odd! 1041 01:17:34,306 --> 01:17:35,884 It's not over. 1042 01:17:42,356 --> 01:17:43,684 It's not over. 1043 01:17:44,316 --> 01:17:46,938 It's not over. It's not over. 1044 01:17:49,864 --> 01:17:52,241 Hey Chief. What's with the guy who shot the dogs? 1045 01:17:52,276 --> 01:17:54,530 His names Kevin Goss. 1046 01:17:54,953 --> 01:17:56,830 One of these days, bang! 1047 01:17:56,865 --> 01:17:57,992 You hear me? 1048 01:18:19,770 --> 01:18:22,688 He's got a gun! 1049 01:18:37,623 --> 01:18:39,256 - Is this your truck? - I need a drill! 1050 01:18:39,291 --> 01:18:41,105 Do you have a drill? I need to get this open! 1051 01:18:41,140 --> 01:18:42,885 - Who the hell are you? - I'm a cop. Now look! 1052 01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:45,005 You see that woman? Some maniacs just shot up the mall! 1053 01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:47,299 So either get with me, get behind me, or get out! 1054 01:18:47,334 --> 01:18:48,877 I got a grinder! 1055 01:19:00,563 --> 01:19:03,055 Oh, my God. 1056 01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:22,044 Everyone get the hell out of here! Get the hell out! 1057 01:19:22,079 --> 01:19:23,159 Now! 1058 01:20:10,429 --> 01:20:11,543 Hey! 1059 01:20:32,619 --> 01:20:33,864 Shit! 1060 01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:46,293 You really set yourself up, asshole! 1061 01:21:25,508 --> 01:21:28,213 It's cold in the desert. 1062 01:22:14,518 --> 01:22:17,854 I could tell my stuffing wasn't entirely intact. 1063 01:22:17,889 --> 01:22:19,780 He's awake. He's awake! 1064 01:22:19,815 --> 01:22:22,650 But it was nothing they couldn't stitch back together. 1065 01:22:29,533 --> 01:22:32,245 Karla told me that the chief had come through just fine... 1066 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:34,921 and somehow managed to spin Fungus Bob's corpse... 1067 01:22:34,956 --> 01:22:38,574 into a bizarre cover story that kept my secret a secret. 1068 01:22:43,590 --> 01:22:45,766 An FBI expert on television said that 1069 01:22:45,801 --> 01:22:48,720 if you hadn't gotten those explosives out of there, 1070 01:22:48,755 --> 01:22:51,605 at least 500 or 600 people would've died, for sure. 1071 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:55,590 They told me events at the Green Moon Mall had made headlines everywhere. 1072 01:22:56,645 --> 01:22:59,137 But I didn't want to read or see anything about it. 1073 01:23:00,816 --> 01:23:01,699 According to Eckles... 1074 01:23:01,734 --> 01:23:04,925 he and Varner started a satanic cult when they were teenagers. 1075 01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:08,116 One night, they killed a man and realized they enjoyed it. 1076 01:23:08,151 --> 01:23:09,416 So they kept at it, 1077 01:23:09,451 --> 01:23:12,368 eventually joining the police force for better cover. 1078 01:23:13,413 --> 01:23:16,600 They met Robertson and Goss and came up with a plan... 1079 01:23:16,635 --> 01:23:19,787 to infiltrate a small town and then slowly kill it. 1080 01:23:31,265 --> 01:23:32,690 Odd! Odd! Odd! 1081 01:23:32,725 --> 01:23:35,216 DetaiI, present arms. 1082 01:23:36,062 --> 01:23:36,944 ODD SAVES 1083 01:23:36,979 --> 01:23:38,147 MARRY ME ODD! ODD WORLD 1084 01:23:38,182 --> 01:23:40,306 IN ODD WE TRUST 1085 01:24:01,088 --> 01:24:02,096 When I'm with you, 1086 01:24:02,131 --> 01:24:05,880 I don't have to worry about pancakes or poltergeists. 1087 01:24:06,928 --> 01:24:10,261 When I'm with you, I'm with my destiny. 1088 01:24:11,099 --> 01:24:14,717 Where you live, I flourish. 1089 01:24:19,733 --> 01:24:22,224 We ate food that wasn't healthy. 1090 01:24:24,947 --> 01:24:27,438 We drank too much... 1091 01:24:29,118 --> 01:24:30,778 and slept too much... 1092 01:24:37,251 --> 01:24:40,087 but could never kiss enough. 1093 01:24:40,797 --> 01:24:43,632 Everything was just as I wished. 1094 01:24:48,096 --> 01:24:52,260 - Yeah? - Odd, it's us. Open up. 1095 01:24:53,852 --> 01:24:56,188 - Hey, guys. - We have been calling you, Oddie. 1096 01:24:56,223 --> 01:24:58,489 I know. You know, I disconnected the phone... 1097 01:24:58,524 --> 01:25:00,818 because the reporters won't leave me and Stormy alone. 1098 01:25:00,853 --> 01:25:02,609 - Son. - Do you want some- 1099 01:25:05,114 --> 01:25:07,404 You've been here long enough. 1100 01:25:07,439 --> 01:25:09,694 We think it's time to stop. 1101 01:25:10,203 --> 01:25:15,114 Sweetheart, the coroner finally released her poor body. 1102 01:25:32,518 --> 01:25:34,309 A part of me knew... 1103 01:25:34,937 --> 01:25:38,472 from the moment I saw her behind the ice cream counter. 1104 01:25:39,192 --> 01:25:42,027 But the truth hurt too much to accept. 1105 01:25:43,154 --> 01:25:46,488 Her death would have been one wound too many that day. 1106 01:25:47,659 --> 01:25:51,194 And I think I would have let go of this life. 1107 01:26:03,092 --> 01:26:05,049 She's here, isn't she? 1108 01:26:12,268 --> 01:26:13,928 You got to let her go. 1109 01:26:15,188 --> 01:26:18,105 She deserves to move to her next life. 1110 01:26:19,359 --> 01:26:20,687 Son... 1111 01:26:22,696 --> 01:26:24,238 it's just time. 1112 01:27:20,882 --> 01:27:22,341 I love you. 1113 01:27:24,928 --> 01:27:29,092 I promise I will see you again. Okay? 1114 01:28:37,838 --> 01:28:42,397 YOU ARE NOW LEAVING PICO MUNDO COME BACK AGAIN SOON 1115 01:28:49,392 --> 01:28:52,437 Stormy always believed that life is not about how fast you run... 1116 01:28:52,472 --> 01:28:54,595 or with what degree of grace. 1117 01:28:55,148 --> 01:28:57,198 That this life is a boot camp, 1118 01:28:57,233 --> 01:28:59,776 that we must persevere through all the obstacles 1119 01:28:59,811 --> 01:29:02,320 and hardships to earn our way into the next life. 1120 01:29:03,365 --> 01:29:06,615 To be with her again, I will have the perseverance of a bulldog. 1121 01:29:08,078 --> 01:29:11,198 But sometimes, it seems to me... 1122 01:29:12,041 --> 01:29:15,161 the training is unnecessarily painfuI. 1123 01:29:22,468 --> 01:29:24,519 If I live an average life-span... 1124 01:29:24,554 --> 01:29:27,888 I'll have another 60 years before I see Stormy again. 1125 01:29:28,391 --> 01:29:30,183 That will be a long wait. 1126 01:29:32,270 --> 01:29:34,228 But I am a patient man. 1127 01:29:36,650 --> 01:29:38,939 And I have much to do. 1128 01:29:40,048 --> 01:29:45,604 Subs: titler 1129 01:29:46,305 --> 01:29:52,550 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org