1 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:11,010 [music plays] 2 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:20,486 ♪ I've really got to use 3 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:25,090 ♪ My imagination 4 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:29,528 ♪ Mm, to think of good reasons ♪ 5 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,131 ♪ To keep on keepin' on 6 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,066 ♪ Keep on keepin' on 7 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:37,636 - ♪ Got to make the best of - ♪ Best of, best of 8 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:41,540 - ♪ A bad situation - ♪ Bad situation 9 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,475 ♪ Ever since that day 10 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:47,479 ♪ I woke up and found that you were gone ♪ 11 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,748 ♪ Gone, gone 12 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:53,685 ♪ Darkness all around me 13 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:57,056 ♪ Blackin' out the sun 14 00:00:57,058 --> 00:01:00,159 ♪ Old friends call me 15 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:04,363 ♪ But I just don't feel like talkin' to anyone ♪ 16 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:09,068 ♪ Emptiness has found me 17 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:12,538 ♪ And it just won't let me go 18 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,075 ♪ Go right on livin' 19 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:18,410 ♪ But why, I just don't know 20 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,612 - [applause] - [emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, 21 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:23,182 the moment we've all been waiting for, 22 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:28,420 the one, the only Linda Lovelace! 23 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,089 [applause] 24 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,625 - [woman] What's your name? - Linda Lovelace. 25 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,561 [woman] I meant what's your real name? 26 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:37,529 - [Linda] That's my real name. - [woman] So, what did you do 27 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,698 before you were the first ever pornographic film superstar? 28 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,101 How does it feel to be the poster girl 29 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:43,402 for the sexual revolution? 30 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,137 The pornographic film Deep Throat 31 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:47,139 has become one of the most popular 32 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:49,241 and profitable blue movies of all time. 33 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:52,377 Today a Manhattan criminal court judge ruled the film obscene 34 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,813 and ordered it removed from theaters in New York City. 35 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:57,683 This is kind of a strange country, isn't it? Judges can see Deep Throat, 36 00:01:57,685 --> 00:02:00,185 - but they can't listen to those tapes. - [man]Deep Throat, 37 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:03,288 a trendsetting film that brought pornography into popular culture. 38 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,891 How did you become Linda Lovelace in the first place, 39 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,659 if you were born as Linda Boreman? 40 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,428 [man 2] I think you can be a star, 41 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:11,396 and I don't mean just an adult-movie star. 42 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:13,899 I mean a real star. 43 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,834 [man 3] Is your name Linda Lovelace? 44 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,870 [woman] So tell me, 45 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:21,640 who's the real Linda Lovelace? 46 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,476 ♪ Just give me some kind of sign, girl ♪ 47 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:30,582 ♪ Oh, my baby, to show me that you're mine, girl Oh, yeah ♪ 48 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,918 [on radio] ♪ Just give me some kind of sign, girl ♪ 49 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:37,456 ♪ Oh, my darlin', to show me that you're mine, girl ♪ 50 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:41,293 ♪ All right So if you do want me ♪ 51 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:45,164 ♪ Give me little sweet talk If you don't want me ♪ 52 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:47,900 ♪ Don't lead me on, girl 53 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:51,904 ♪ But if you need me Show me that you love me ♪ 54 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:54,306 ♪ And when I'm feeling down 55 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:59,444 - No! Patsy! Come on. - Jeez! Come on, Miss Holy Holy. 56 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:01,947 - You want to get tan lines? - Mm. 57 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,782 You're gonna thank me later. 58 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,618 So have you slept with that guy yet? 59 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:10,422 - No. Patsy, come on. - Don't be such a prude. 60 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,924 - You're 21 years old. - Prude? 61 00:03:11,926 --> 00:03:13,792 How am I a prude? I think I've learned 62 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,494 my lesson that one time, thank you very much. 63 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:18,463 There are other things that you can do. 64 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,800 Ugh. I don't even know how to talk to you anymore. 65 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:24,303 - Seriously, that's disgusting. - [laughs] 66 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:27,439 - That's disgusting. - [both laugh] 67 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:30,742 - [woman] Linda! - Shit, is that your mom? 68 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,277 I thought you said she was work. 69 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:33,478 - Linda. - Take this, please. 70 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,813 - Yeah. - Put it out. 71 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:37,816 Linda, are you out back? 72 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:41,420 Honestly, what is this, a nudist colony? 73 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:44,723 - What are you wearing? - Ma! 74 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,226 Get in the house. 75 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:51,496 [rock music plays] 76 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,599 ♪ I'm gonna be out all night 77 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:56,835 ♪ I'm gonna be out all night ♪ 78 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:59,972 OK? 'Cause everybody's going fast. 79 00:03:59,974 --> 00:04:01,540 - Ready? - Ready. 80 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,643 - Careful. - All I can see is your butt. 81 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,011 [both laugh] 82 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,247 [shrieks] Oh, my God! 83 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:12,551 Cool band. They're missing something, though, 84 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,653 - don't you think? - Like what? 85 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:18,957 - Go-go dancers. [laughs] - You volunteering? 86 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,762 [rock music playing] 87 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:30,535 ♪ Never met a girl who makes me feel ♪ 88 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:32,304 - Come on, babe. - ♪ The way that you do 89 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,439 - Move your hips! - ♪ You're all right 90 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,609 ♪ Whenever I'm asked what makes my dreams real ♪ 91 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,879 - ♪ I tell 'em you do - Feel it! 92 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:44,683 ♪ So fee fi fo fum 93 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:49,054 ♪ Look out, baby 'Cause here I come ♪ 94 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:51,356 ♪ Now I'm bringing you a love that's true ♪ 95 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:54,826 ♪ So get ready Get ready ♪ 96 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,529 - ♪ 'Cause here I come - ♪ Get ready 97 00:04:57,531 --> 00:05:04,036 ♪ 'Cause here I come [both laughing] 98 00:05:04,038 --> 00:05:05,704 - Actually, like... - Do that again. 99 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,606 - I know. - You enjoyed it. 100 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,408 I need, like, a week off. 101 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:12,678 - [man] You two move pretty good up there. - Thanks. 102 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,047 You ever think about doing that professionally? 103 00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:17,849 [ scoffs ] Yeah, right. 104 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:22,621 Yeah! Dancing girls in Vegas, they make two or 300 bucks a night. 105 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:26,358 What? Ha. Someone would pay that much to see me dance? 106 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,862 - I would. - [both laugh] 107 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,631 I'm Chuck Traynor, by the way. 108 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,700 - I'm Patsy. - Linda. 109 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:37,636 - You guys smoke grass? - Yeah, sure. 110 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,905 Patsy, I have to go home now. 111 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,074 It's a little bit of grass. Come on, babe. 112 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:43,442 OK. 113 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,386 I'm good. 114 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:56,555 In accordance with your hopes, 115 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:59,024 mindful of your concerns, 116 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,960 sustained by your prayers, 117 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:05,697 - thank you, and good night. - Thanks, honey. 118 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,400 [man] President Nixon addressing the nation live from... 119 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:10,369 Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. See you later. I'm going. 120 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,871 Linda! 121 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,074 Where do you think you're going? 122 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,577 The beach. 123 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,112 It's dark. 124 00:06:20,114 --> 00:06:23,782 And what on Earth do you have on? 125 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:27,386 - It's a party. - And whose party is it? 126 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:30,088 Uh, I'm going with Patsy and her boyfriend Ray. It's a friend of his. 127 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:34,593 - And what does this Ray do? - I don't know, Ma. 128 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:37,729 It's not like I made him fill out a questionnaire. 129 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,965 Mm-mm. 130 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:45,704 I think Patsy said he was a bartender, all right? 131 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:48,907 But I did tell them that I had to be home by 11:00 on the nose. 132 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:54,513 Any later, and I'll call you, swear to God. 133 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,685 - See you, sweetheart. - [guitar playing] 134 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:04,156 ♪ How long have we been 135 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:06,925 ♪ Traveling, my friend? 136 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,594 The French Connection. 137 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,597 You know that one? 138 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,667 - The one with that guy? - Exactly. 139 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:18,870 My God, I was so stoned when I saw that. 140 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:21,106 I couldn't figure out what was going on. 141 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,874 I kept expecting there to be subtitles. 142 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,776 - Yeah, there weren't. - No, I know. 143 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,111 They were speaking American. 144 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,579 No, but by the time I figured that out, 145 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,648 it was, like, halfway through the movie. 146 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,783 Hey, guys. Let's go skinny-dipping. 147 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:36,822 No! I gotta go, so... - What? - Yeah. 148 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,991 You're such a drag. [laughs] 149 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:43,495 We're gonna go. Whoo! 150 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,896 [Patsy] Come on. I'm going in! 151 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,832 - [boy] Jump in! - [sighs] 152 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:49,668 - You don't dig the ocean? - No. 153 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,536 I don't know. 154 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:02,581 - Ow. - What? 155 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,950 - You bit me. - I did? 156 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:07,486 - Yeah. - No, I didn't. 157 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,188 It's cool. 158 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,625 You don't think I'm a drag? 159 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,093 Well, I don't think you're a drag at all. 160 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:18,497 - No? - No way. 161 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:30,041 [radio playing pop music] 162 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,110 Thanks for the ride home. 163 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,979 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait! Come on! 164 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,715 - [music stops] - Come on! 165 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:39,684 You haven't said a word since we got in the car. 166 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,987 You can tell me. 167 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:44,055 What is it? What's going on? 168 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:47,559 [sighs] 169 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,295 OK. 170 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,303 - I got pregnant. - Mm. 171 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,105 And I had a baby last year, 172 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:03,074 and that's why we moved here from Yonkers. 173 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,877 Where's this... Where's this baby now? 174 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,113 I don't even know. 175 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:11,182 My mom put him up for adoption. 176 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:13,885 She told me I was signing circumcision papers. 177 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:18,890 - Damn. - Yeah. 178 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:23,194 I'd like to meet your folks. 179 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:26,665 - Really? - I think they'd dig me. 180 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,734 No, they don't dig anybody. [laughs] 181 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,570 They don't even dig themselves. 182 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,171 Listen, I'll make you a bet. 183 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,239 You have me over for dinner, 184 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,207 and by the end of the night, 185 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:40,946 if they say, "What a lovely young man," 186 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:43,848 - then I win. - What do you win? 187 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,052 You spend the night at my house. 188 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:50,088 And if they don't, what do I win? 189 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,258 You spend the night at my house. 190 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,933 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 191 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,971 OK. Right there. 192 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,908 [static buzzes] 193 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:17,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 194 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,055 [easy listening music playing] 195 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,992 Lord, make us thankful for these 196 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,160 and all our many blessings. Amen. 197 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,196 - Amen. - Amen. 198 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,798 Chuck, I'd like to thank you again 199 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,835 - for those lovely flowers. - My pleasure. 200 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,970 Linda tells us that you were in the service. 201 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,372 Yes, ma'am, Marine Corps. 202 00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:42,340 Mr. Boreman was in World War II. 203 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:45,276 Oh, yeah? You in the Corps? 204 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:49,881 - No, Army. Italy, mostly. - I was stationed in Korea. 205 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,283 I won a couple of marksmanship competitions, 206 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,753 but that's about all the action I ever saw. 207 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,354 I bet you would have been brave, though. 208 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,423 The guys that served with your father, 209 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:01,960 they're some of the bravest men that I ever met. 210 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:06,297 So, what do you do now? 211 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:09,367 - I own a bar and restaurant. - That's interesting. 212 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,269 What kind of bar and restaurant? 213 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,738 Just good food and pretty waitresses. 214 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:16,074 What do you do for work, Mr. Boreman? 215 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:19,010 I was a cop in New York before we moved to Florida. 216 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,979 Now I do security at the airport. 217 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,782 Mr. Boreman has a million stories, Chuck. 218 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,884 Is that right? 219 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,286 Johnny, you better go in the kitchen and warm his milk. 220 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,255 Milk. OK. 221 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,458 Mugs are above the sink, Linda. 222 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,326 - Jesus. - Forget about them. 223 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,729 - Yeah, right. - Yeah. 224 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:45,837 Where are you? Where are you right now? 225 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,073 - I'm with you. - Yeah. 226 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,775 Yeah, that's my girl. 227 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,113 You're my girl, hmm? Right? 228 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,749 Yeah. 229 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:04,089 [baby crying] 230 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:07,158 They don't eat with their hands, you dope. 231 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:13,932 - Say it. - I... I'm... 232 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,768 I'm your girl. 233 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,237 [Mrs. Boreman] How's it coming out there, Linda? 234 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:23,074 Uh, almost there, Ma! 235 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,212 - [laughs] - What time's the movie get out? 236 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:30,248 - I told you, 10:30. - Be home at 11:00. 237 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,984 I know. 238 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:36,421 [Mrs. Boreman] Seems like a nice young man. 239 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:43,895 [♪ Elvin Bishop: "Fooled Around and Fell in Love"] 240 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:54,472 Oh, right. Um... [laughs] 241 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,776 Hey! 242 00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,011 Hey! 243 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,781 Just cut it out. 244 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,315 What are you so uptight about? 245 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,984 - My scar. It's gross. - Come on. Foxy girl like you 246 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,819 should love to show off her body. 247 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,088 Come on. Come on. Let me see. 248 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,123 Come on. Let me see it. 249 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,293 - It's gross. - Please? 250 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:22,834 This is it? This little thing? 251 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,471 Ah. [laughs] 252 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,374 It's ugly. I hate it. 253 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:34,078 Why? 'Cause it's different? 'Cause it's not perfect? 254 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:39,584 All those uptight idiots in the suburbs. 255 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,320 All those cookie-cutter robots 256 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,556 that your mama goes to church with. 257 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:49,427 ♪ I fooled around and fell... Screw 'em. 258 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:53,298 Screw 'em. 259 00:13:53,300 --> 00:14:00,038 'Cause this and you, mm, are beautiful. 260 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,874 ♪ A girl that I liked 261 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,877 - ♪ I'd get out my book... - Hey. I love your freckles. 262 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,847 [both laugh] 263 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,122 [door creaks] 264 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,932 [gasps] 265 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,501 You're late. 266 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,427 Come on, baby. 267 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:09,440 - [soul music plays] - Yeah! 268 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,277 ♪ Whoo Baby ♪ 269 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:15,246 ♪ Lord, Lord, Lord... 270 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:19,183 To... Keep going. Keep going. Boom. 271 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:20,652 And here we go. 272 00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:23,087 You put a lot of margarita mix in there. 273 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,690 Uh, yeah. OK. 274 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,158 [both scream] 275 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,128 ♪ To keep a flower growing 276 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,696 - [overlapping conversations] - Margarita? 277 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,933 - Thanks. - Hey. 278 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,701 - [film projector whirring] - Hey. 279 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,170 - Mmm. - [chuckles] 280 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:43,274 - You like porno? - I like some. 281 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,677 You like 'em. 282 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,045 - No. - I can tell. 283 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,313 - Yeah, you do. - I don't. 284 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,647 - Yeah. - I don't actually. 285 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,016 Trust me. [chuckles] 286 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,252 - I love your XXX. - What are you doing? 287 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:57,188 - Hey! - But Linda won't mind. She's cool. 288 00:15:58,424 --> 00:15:59,624 OK? 289 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,264 I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 290 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:10,501 ♪ Oh, baby 291 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:14,405 ♪ We're making love and I like it ♪ 292 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:19,110 - [Linda] Oh, my God. - Home movie. 293 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,046 My parents took one of me once, but it didn't look like this. 294 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:25,083 I bet. 295 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,118 I've never seen a porno before. 296 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,486 Is it turning you on? 297 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,754 Good girls don't do that stuff. 298 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,123 Oh, 'cause you're a good girl? 299 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:35,059 I can tell you're such a good girl. 300 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,562 That's what I love about you. You're such a good girl. 301 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,264 [birds chirping] 302 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,301 [sighing] 303 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:50,274 - [chuckles] - [laughing] 304 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,381 - Come on. - [groans] 305 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,150 I don't want to. 306 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:03,054 You know, maybe that's 'cause you're not any good at it. 307 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,090 - Come on. You're gonna love it. - Really? 308 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:09,527 - Yeah. - I'm gonna like it? Choking myself? 309 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,097 I could teach you. Remember how I got you to quit smoking? 310 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,799 Yeah. You gonna hypnotize me? 311 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:18,302 It's the same mind-body control technique. 312 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:21,773 Yeah? 313 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,541 [sighs] 314 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:27,311 Out of sight. Ah! 315 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:32,817 Hey, your mind has control. 316 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,086 Come on. A little more. There you go. 317 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,789 - [gagging] - Take it in. That's right. 318 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:41,592 Don't forget to breathe. Come here. 319 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,533 Don't forget to breathe, OK? 320 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:52,336 [♪ Norman Greenbaum: "Spirit in the Sky"] 321 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:55,773 You got it. OK? Go. 322 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,676 [sighing] 323 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,511 Oh, yeah. 324 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,181 [film projector whirring] 325 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,730 ♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪ 326 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:23,568 ♪ Gonna go to the place that's the best ♪ 327 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,404 ♪ When I lay me down to die 328 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:30,708 ♪ Going up to the spirit in the sky ♪ 329 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,478 ♪ Going up to the spirit in the sky ♪ 330 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,179 ♪ Spirit in the sky 331 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,548 ♪ It's where I'm gonna go when I die ♪ 332 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,484 ♪ When I die 333 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,519 ♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪ 334 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:45,723 ♪ I'm gonna go to the place that's the best ♪ 335 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,471 [grunts] 336 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,307 ♪ Prepare yourself you know it's a must ♪ 337 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:07,612 ♪ Gotta have a friend in Jesus ♪ 338 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,914 ♪ So you know that when you die... ♪ 339 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:13,317 Congratulations, Mrs. Chuck Traynor. 340 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,754 I've never done it with a married man before. 341 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,190 - Me neither. - Good. 342 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,459 ♪ That's where you're gonna go when you die ♪ 343 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,427 - [squeals] - ♪ When you die 344 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,363 ♪ When they die and they lay you to rest ♪ 345 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:29,167 ♪ You're gonna go to the place that's the best ♪ 346 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,702 [vacuum whirring] 347 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,647 [telephone rings] 348 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:48,252 - Hello. - [Chuck] Hi. It's me. 349 00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:49,921 Where are you? I've been really worried about you. 350 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,656 Get some money, and come get me. 351 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,791 - I'm in jail. - Ha-ha. Very funny. 352 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:57,495 - [buzzer sounds] - Here you go, ma'am. 353 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,866 Oh! OK. 354 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,637 - [bell dings] - [Linda] What happened, Chuck? 355 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,540 What did I say? 356 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:15,913 [Linda sighs] But this is different. 357 00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:24,422 [woman] Whoo! 358 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:36,334 You said never ask about your work. 359 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,536 That's right. 360 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:53,351 Some girls were turning tricks out back. 361 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,554 What do you mean by... Prostitution? 362 00:20:56,556 --> 00:21:00,291 Yeah. Linda, it's a titty bar. 363 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:04,962 What do you think these girls live off? Minimum wage? 364 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,431 Wait. The cops gonna come ask me questions? 365 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,867 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, baby. 366 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,970 Wives can't testify against husbands. 367 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:19,410 Hey. Look, all I need is money. 368 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:23,314 Look, after paying your bail, I have, um, $32, $33. 369 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,683 Linda, real money. 370 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,753 It's the IRS and the Miami PD, 371 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,789 and it's all just that shakedown. 372 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,792 - Do you have enough? - "We." 373 00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:40,765 Baby, do we have enough, right? 374 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,733 - No, we don't. - Mm-mm. 375 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:46,037 - Not yet. - So, what are we gonna do? 376 00:21:56,548 --> 00:22:02,486 Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow, 377 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:06,457 and everywhere that Mary went... 378 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:09,694 [crying] ...the lamb was sure to go. 379 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:16,600 Yeah, right? 380 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:19,603 - That... That was great. - [chuckles] 381 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:24,075 - Did I tell you, or what, right? - You did. You told us. 382 00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:30,414 Sweetheart, there's a little diner on the corner. 383 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:35,086 Why don't you run down, grab us four coffees, regular? 384 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,455 - OK. - All right? 385 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:39,523 - On the corner? - Yeah. 386 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:43,594 - [man] Thanks a lot, darling. - Beautiful work. 387 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,763 Jesus fucking Christ, Chuck. What the fuck was that? 388 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:48,432 Does she even know what she was auditioning for? 389 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:52,603 I know. I know. She's new at this professionally. I could show you this thing. 390 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,672 Well, Chuck, she's really cute. She's adorable. 391 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:57,908 She's like a sexy Raggedy Ann or something. 392 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:01,145 - Cute freckles. - Really dug her freckles. It was very... 393 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:04,515 But, you know, for this industry, I don't... I don't know. 394 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,417 You don't know what, Jerry? 395 00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:09,653 Go ahead. Be honest. 396 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,122 - Yeah? - Yeah. 397 00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:13,924 No, look, the point is, we traffic in fantasy here. 398 00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:17,862 Yeah, she's very real, the kind of girl you sit next to her in class. 399 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,897 You see her out on the street, you want to ball her. 400 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,767 But, you know, you've seen the girls that come in and do this now. 401 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,535 I mean, they've all been to the surgeon. 402 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:25,936 I mean, you can't light your cigarette around 'em. 403 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,138 You're afraid their tits are gonna go up 404 00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,472 like the Hindenburg or something. 405 00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:29,607 Linda has tits. 406 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,142 She does. Nice ones, too. 407 00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:33,110 Not the point. 408 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,079 It's not like the old days, you know, where you just point a camera 409 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,847 at two people screwing, and you call it art. 410 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,682 I mean, the audiences expect a lot more. 411 00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:42,453 She's beautiful, but, you know, more pizzazz. 412 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,555 - We need more pizzazz. - No offense. 413 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,524 I'm gonna show you what Jerry's talking about. 414 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,492 - No, I... - Nicky, come here for a sec. 415 00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:50,494 I want to show you this... I want to show you this movie we made. 416 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:55,099 Now, this is the prototype, right? 417 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,769 People want blonde hair, huge tits, 418 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,771 and a nice, beautiful round ass. 419 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,907 It's the harsh reality of our chosen profession. 420 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:05,042 - Dynamite work, Nicky. - Thanks, Butch. 421 00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:06,577 I'm gonna show you this. 422 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,747 Chuck, we are making a movie here 423 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:13,050 on 35 millimeter. Jerry even wrote a script. 424 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:16,053 - Forty-two pages. - You hear that? Forty-two fucking pages. 425 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,755 This thing is gonna be in theaters, 426 00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:19,924 and, look, people want what they want. 427 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:21,225 Chuck, your girl, 428 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,194 she's cute, she's skinny. She's got no hips. 429 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:26,664 It's like making a war movie without the fighting. 430 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,165 Tits and ass, that's the action. 431 00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,869 Chuck, I don't want to bum you out. Can she type? 432 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:34,104 Maybe I could find some work for her in the office. 433 00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:35,873 - [sighs] - Look at this! Look at the... 434 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,241 I don't care about this. Listen to me. 435 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:39,076 I know she doesn't have it. Chuck. 436 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:41,045 - Look at that! - We just saw what she could do. 437 00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:42,613 - She acted? Couldn't act. - Look what she can do. 438 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:44,148 - Look! See? - Whoa, Butchie. 439 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,883 But... Are you... Did you see this? 440 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:50,221 Look at this. Look at this. Are you seeing this? 441 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,892 - Holy shit. - Oh! 442 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:58,696 Wait. Is that real? 443 00:24:58,698 --> 00:24:59,930 Is she actually doing that? 444 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,565 [laughs] Yeah, right. 445 00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,734 Ho ho! Oh, my God! 446 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,970 Yeah, can she do that with a big cock? 447 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:08,539 - No offense. - She can do that with anything. 448 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:11,275 Ah, that's far out. That is... You see that? 449 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:14,078 That is art, baby. That's art. 450 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,780 [funk music playing] 451 00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:23,754 ♪ If you ain't getting your thing ♪ 452 00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:25,990 ♪ Like you ought to be getting your thing ♪ 453 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:29,894 ♪ Somebody else be getting your thing for you ♪ 454 00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:32,897 ♪ Better listen what I'm saying now, fellas ♪ 455 00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:35,099 ♪ If you ain't getting your thing ♪ 456 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,201 ♪ Like you ought to be getting your thing ♪ 457 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,803 ♪ Somebody else be getting your thing for you ♪ 458 00:25:39,805 --> 00:25:41,805 - Anybody want a hit? - Jerry? 459 00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:44,241 - Yeah? - Not a cloud in the sky. 460 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,609 What's with all the fucking lights? 461 00:25:45,611 --> 00:25:47,177 Shadows, Butchie, shadows. 462 00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:49,780 Your shadows are costing me hundreds of dollars. 463 00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:51,882 You want to turn the lights off? You want it to look like shit? 464 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,651 No problem. I'll turn 'em all off. 465 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:57,688 [laughs] Fucking artist, huh? 466 00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:01,559 - Bad toupee. - Wants to make a movie without lights. 467 00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:05,195 How long have you been a makeup person? 468 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:07,097 Oh, I'm not a professional. 469 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,900 I mean, not in makeup, anyway. [laughs] 470 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,803 You know, when you get to be my age in this business, 471 00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:15,706 it helps to have as many skills as you can. 472 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,742 I don't have any skills. 473 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:21,111 That's not what I heard. [laughs] 474 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:23,113 There she is. Here's our star, huh? 475 00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:24,815 What'd I tell you? The girl next door. 476 00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:27,618 Linda, this is our financier, Anthony Romano. 477 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:29,787 It's very nice to meet you. 478 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:31,989 Sweetheart, let me tell you something. 479 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,124 If what these guys are saying is true, 480 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:37,061 this is gonna be the best investment of my life. 481 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:39,229 [laughter] 482 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:42,032 I can't wait to see your work. 483 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,868 Yeah. Oh, and this is Dolly. 484 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:48,105 - This is Linda's costar and makeup artist. - A pleasure. 485 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,975 - I have many skills. - Yeah? Do you? 486 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,911 - [laughter] - Let's let the stars get back to work, huh? 487 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:56,680 All right. We'll see you later. 488 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,753 Easy there, sister. Don't cover her freckles. 489 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:05,089 OK. 490 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:08,626 Hey. What are you doing? 491 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:09,727 Her freckles are her thing. 492 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:10,894 - All right? - OK. 493 00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:13,230 Be cool. 494 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:18,035 You look good. 495 00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:20,237 All right. Just not too much, OK? 496 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:22,740 - You hear me? - Yeah, I hear you. 497 00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:29,713 Wow, he's pretty intense. 498 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:34,051 I used to have an old man like that once. 499 00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:37,688 You know, I should probably... 500 00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:40,057 ...do something about those. 501 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:46,163 Mr. Damiano will be really pissed if I just leave 'em like that. 502 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:51,235 - [sighs] I'm so clumsy. - I know, sweetie. 503 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:54,772 We all are. 504 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:58,342 There's just got to be more to life than screwing around. 505 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:01,178 Than screwing around. 506 00:28:01,946 --> 00:28:05,449 Sex, I don't enjoy it. 507 00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:08,852 Sex, I don't enjoy it. 508 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,689 Linda? Harry. 509 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,459 We're getting it on in the next scene. 510 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:18,362 Oh, hey. It's nice to meet you. 511 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,064 I thought your name was Dick. 512 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:22,099 My stage name used to be Dick Long, 513 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:24,735 but [clears throat] it sounded kind of obvious, so you know... 514 00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:27,237 [laughs] Yeah. I agree. 515 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:30,240 This is a great business, isn't it? 516 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:32,176 Anyway, I just thought I'd come by 517 00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:34,378 and introduce myself before we started going at it. 518 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:37,081 You OK? 519 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,950 I'm a little nervous. 520 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:42,052 I've never had lines to talk before. 521 00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:48,225 We got the best job in the world. 522 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,728 We just tune everybody out, live in the moment, 523 00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:53,197 like we're the only two people on the planet. 524 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:57,401 Tune everybody out. 525 00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:59,803 - Live in the moment. - Exactly. 526 00:28:59,805 --> 00:29:02,172 You're gonna do great. 527 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:06,176 And I cannot wait to get it on. 528 00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:11,348 - [man] Action! - [tires skidding] 529 00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:19,356 - Whoa. Whoa. You all right? - Yeah. 530 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:22,326 You OK? Yeah? 531 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:23,827 You're just gonna drive normally. 532 00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:25,295 You know what we're doing, right? 533 00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:27,097 - Mm-hmm. Right. - OK. 534 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,233 It's just I don't know how I normally drive. 535 00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:31,869 - You... - I just drive, you know. 536 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:34,004 Yeah, that's exactly right. Just drive, 537 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:37,407 and pretend we're not here, OK? Whatever you'd normally do. 538 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:40,277 All right, we rolling? Let's roll. 539 00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:56,126 Doing beautiful, baby, beautiful! 540 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:05,169 [man] All right, sound, speed. 541 00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:10,474 And action. 542 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:13,010 It's not that I'm turned off to sex. 543 00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,978 I enjoy it. In fact, 544 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,247 I could spend the rest of my life getting laid. 545 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:19,216 Then what seems to be the problem? 546 00:30:19,218 --> 00:30:22,319 Well, I don't know. Something's different. 547 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:25,189 I mean, there's just got to be more to it 548 00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:28,425 - than just a lot of little tingles. - Little tingles? 549 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:31,361 - I want to hear bells ringing. - Bells? 550 00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:34,331 - Dams bursting! - Dams bursting? 551 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,934 - Bombs going off! - Bombs going off! 552 00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:40,504 - Something. - Nurse, Mrs. Lovelace is done with her bubbles. 553 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:44,474 - Thank you, Dr. Young. - Open your mouth for me. 554 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:46,410 Wider. Ah. 555 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:48,178 - Ahh... - Ah, ah, ah. 556 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,948 - Ah? Ah? Ah? - Ah. 557 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:53,917 Well, there it is! 558 00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:55,953 There it is, you little bugger! 559 00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:57,855 - What? - Your clitoris. 560 00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,423 It's down in the bottom of your throat. 561 00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:05,429 - [crying] - Oh now, now, Mrs. Lovelace. 562 00:31:05,431 --> 00:31:07,998 There, there. Listen. It's better to have a clitoris 563 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:13,237 deep down in the bottom of your throat than to have no clitoris at all. 564 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:16,173 That's easy for you to say. 565 00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:18,408 Suppose your balls were in your ears. 566 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:22,412 Well, then, I could hear myself coming. 567 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:25,382 - [laughs] - And cut! 568 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,284 That was great. That was great! 569 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:29,887 - That was fantastic, really. We good? - Yeah. 570 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,588 Great work, everybody. That's a wrap. 571 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:35,225 Two days down. Five to go. Nice work. 572 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,160 You see? 573 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:44,334 You see that? That's gonna be a problem. 574 00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:49,273 - [Butch] I need you to do me a favor, Chuck. - [Chuck] What's that? 575 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:52,342 I need you to go to Miami, pick up some film tomorrow. 576 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:55,012 Tomorrow? Tomorrow? Why? 577 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:56,380 - Why? - Yeah. 578 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:58,415 Because the stores are all closed, 579 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:01,184 and if we run out of film tomorrow, we're screwed. 580 00:32:01,186 --> 00:32:04,321 But tomorrow's Linda's big day. She needs me. 581 00:32:04,323 --> 00:32:07,991 - Send somebody else. - [sighs] OK. 582 00:32:07,993 --> 00:32:09,660 How about I send Linda for the film, 583 00:32:09,662 --> 00:32:11,328 and you can spend tomorrow with Harry's cock 584 00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:15,132 - down your throat? - Man. 585 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:20,237 You got no movie without my girl, right? 586 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:22,406 - You know that, right, Butchie? - Yeah. 587 00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:26,009 And we ain't got no movie without no film neither. 588 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,680 Yeah. 589 00:32:51,035 --> 00:32:54,738 [Jerry] All right, this is it, everybody. Here we go. Places! 590 00:32:56,407 --> 00:33:00,677 Camera! And action! 591 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:03,246 You can try it on me. 592 00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:06,083 You'll like it. 593 00:33:08,052 --> 00:33:11,154 Well, what do I have to lose? 594 00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:24,568 [kisses] 595 00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:36,146 Not bad. We're all gonna win Oscars. 596 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,157 Cut. Cut. Cut. Whoa! Harry? 597 00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:49,359 - Mm! - What's the matter? 598 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:52,763 What's happening? What'd you... 599 00:33:52,765 --> 00:33:56,299 - I don't... I'm... I... - He came. 600 00:33:56,301 --> 00:34:01,605 - [Harry] Yeah. - He what? He came? You came? Get outta here. 601 00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:03,673 What is this, your junior prom? 602 00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:05,809 I know. I didn't... I just wasn't... 603 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:08,278 - Just give me three minutes. I can go again. - I'm really sorry. 604 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,416 - Did I do something wrong? - [all] No. 605 00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:14,718 [disco music playing] 606 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:18,321 [overlapping chatter] 607 00:34:18,323 --> 00:34:21,224 - [man] Whoo-hoo! - No, thanks. 608 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:24,494 Hey! Hey, this is silk! 609 00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:28,298 - Oyster? - Thank you. 610 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,067 - Thanks. - How you doing? 611 00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:32,569 [Butch] Hey, oyster man! Yeah, come here. We gotta talk. 612 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:36,640 - Oyster, sir? - Best oysters in Miami. Come here, baby. 613 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:40,077 You know, these are natural aphrodisiacs, honey. 614 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:42,279 - Yeah? - Yeah, they make you horny. 615 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:45,248 - I'm always horny. - [laughs, slurps] 616 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,417 Marry me. 617 00:34:52,557 --> 00:34:54,291 No girl for you? I can fix that. 618 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:57,794 - No, thanks, Charlie. - Hey, Linda. 619 00:34:57,796 --> 00:35:00,530 Why don't you come sit on Mr. Romano's lap? 620 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:03,533 I'm having an interesting conversation, Chuck. 621 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:05,102 Why don't you sit on his lap? 622 00:35:05,104 --> 00:35:08,538 - [laughter] - [Jerry] All right, come on. 623 00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:10,574 Party's moving up to my room. Where you going? 624 00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:14,644 - Up to my room. Come on. - We're going upstairs anyway. 625 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:16,413 [soul music plays] 626 00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:19,249 ♪ Help me, help me 627 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:22,552 ♪ Let me hold it, baby 628 00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:25,889 - Hey, quiet. - [lowers volume] 629 00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:28,291 Quiet. Quiet. 630 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,694 [woman groaning, thumping] 631 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:35,365 Oh, my God, that... that's unbelievable. [laughs] 632 00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:38,902 - Who's in the next room? - That's Linda and Chuck. 633 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:40,737 [raises volume] 634 00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:43,573 Girl should be in the fucking Olympics. 635 00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,590 [Linda] I'm a little nervous. 636 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:07,397 Let's try this. Forget I'm even here. Forget about all this stuff. 637 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:08,932 Just be yourself. 638 00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:17,307 OK, um, I don't think for the movie poster, 639 00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:22,212 we can be so anatomical. 640 00:36:22,214 --> 00:36:28,218 Just don't want to disappoint anybody... I guess. 641 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:30,320 Tell me about the role you're playing. 642 00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:35,859 A girl whose clit... [sighs] 643 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:39,262 - I know all that. - OK. 644 00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:43,600 Um, tell me about the person you're playing. 645 00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:47,737 Well, at first, 646 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:51,808 I'm closed up like a flower... 647 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:54,711 - Mm-hmm. Yeah? - ...bud. 648 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,947 And, um... 649 00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:01,418 And then, gradually, 650 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:05,422 the petals start to... to open, 651 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:07,891 and... and then... 652 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:11,895 ...I finally learn about myself, 653 00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:16,399 and I learn how to... 654 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:19,436 - ...to enjoy sex. - Beautiful. 655 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:22,739 Then I feel free. [laughs] 656 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:48,765 Don't worry. They're just Polaroid shots. 657 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:52,802 Oh, I know. It's not that. It's just... 658 00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:56,706 You made me beautiful. [laughs] 659 00:37:56,708 --> 00:38:01,444 All right, all right, all right. Hey, what's the matter? 660 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,380 Your girl is gonna be a star. 661 00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:06,516 Yeah, great, but who the hell's Lovelace? 662 00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:08,685 It's a dynamite name. You got to admit that. 663 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:11,021 What about my name? Linda and I are a team. 664 00:38:11,023 --> 00:38:14,057 - What's wrong with Traynor? - Nothing. Chuck Traynor. 665 00:38:14,059 --> 00:38:16,993 - Good name for a producer. - So I'm a producer now? That's funny. 666 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:19,329 I thought I was a production assistant. 667 00:38:19,331 --> 00:38:25,735 A girl like Linda, you want to see her name in lights. Like "Linda Lovelace." 668 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:28,705 That's gotta go up on a billboard, right? 669 00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:34,010 "Lovely lace, Lovelace." 670 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:38,381 - You're gonna be filthy rich. - Me? No. You're gonna make a fortune. 671 00:38:38,383 --> 00:38:40,550 - Ah. - Come on, Charlie. You don't think 672 00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:42,886 the investors deserve to make a little bit of money? 673 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,487 That's not what I'm saying. 674 00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:46,756 And, you know, my name isn't Charlie. 675 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,558 - Chuck. - You got it. 676 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,660 Your girl's gonna be a star. 677 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:54,664 That's the value, man, and you, you own the product. 678 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,634 [♪ Eddie Kendricks: "Keep on Truckin'"] 679 00:38:57,636 --> 00:39:00,370 - Two consenting adults. - $6.00. 680 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:02,739 - Is it all guys in there? - What do you care? 681 00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:04,641 ♪ Keep on truckin', baby 682 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:06,876 Will you pass me a cigarette, hon? 683 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:10,547 Do you mind if I smoke while you eat? 684 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:12,115 [laughs] 685 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:14,050 Hey, did you hear about Goldstein? 686 00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:17,020 His magazine gave us 100 percent on the peter meter. 687 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,422 Looks like we got a full-blown big-titted hit! 688 00:39:19,424 --> 00:39:21,925 - [shouting] - What's the peter meter? 689 00:39:21,927 --> 00:39:23,660 Did they say anything about how the film was shot? 690 00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:25,695 Who gives a fuck, Jerry? A hit's a hit. 691 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:28,865 Well, then, I could hear myself coming. 692 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,067 [laughter] 693 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:34,070 [man] This is Chief Rocker Frankie Crocker, 694 00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:37,941 on WNYJ Radio, New York City. We're back with the star 695 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:41,511 of the scintillating skin flick, Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace, 696 00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:43,813 and the film director, Jerry Damiano. 697 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:45,982 - Hi. - Hello. Hello, New York. 698 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:48,118 Now, Jerry, you were saying earlier how you as an artist 699 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,153 were able to transcend the pornographic medium. 700 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,756 Yeah. Well, you know, it wasn't that difficult to do. 701 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:55,658 I mean, it was... The industry was getting pretty stale, you know. 702 00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:58,762 Everything was just screwing, screwing, screwing, and then cut to a money shot. 703 00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:00,764 You know, how many times you supposed to look at that? 704 00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:02,665 This film is becoming bigger than that, right? 705 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:05,068 I mean, this is a phenomenon. 706 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:09,038 ♪ Baby, that's bad 707 00:40:10,107 --> 00:40:12,942 ♪ So hard to bear, yeah... 708 00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:15,912 [coins jingle] 709 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:19,015 I went to see Deep Throat 'cause I'm fond of animal pictures. 710 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:21,017 - [laughter] - I thought it was about giraffes. 711 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:24,020 - [laughter] - ♪ Feel like I'm on fire 712 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:27,924 ♪ And I'll keep on trucking, baby ♪ 713 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,859 [man] Linda, right here. Big smile, Miss Lovelace. 714 00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:33,062 ♪ I gotta keep on truckin' 715 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:37,801 ♪ I got to get your sweet lovin' ♪ 716 00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:41,070 [woman] How does it feel to be 717 00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:43,039 the poster girl for the sexual revolution? 718 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,707 [Linda] It's just a goof. 719 00:40:44,709 --> 00:40:46,676 To me, it's... it's a movie, 720 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,545 like any other movie, 721 00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:50,180 only it has so many better things in it. 722 00:40:50,182 --> 00:40:53,082 - Like what? - Like me. [laughs] 723 00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:55,852 ♪ Now now 724 00:40:57,988 --> 00:41:00,557 ♪ Keep on truckin' 725 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:03,159 ♪ Yes, I got... 726 00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:05,995 Now, Linda, I mean, what do you want to do with the future here, baby? 727 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:09,766 I hope to make movies, real movies, 728 00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:13,470 and maybe do a play. 729 00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:16,639 I want to be an actress, you know. 730 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:20,043 [man] The Mississippi River. 731 00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:24,948 What's the only thing that has a bigger mouth than Linda Lovelace? 732 00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:28,151 [laughter] 733 00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:51,007 - [applause] - [man] Right here! 734 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:54,143 - [man 2] Please, Miss Lovelace! - [man 3] Linda! 735 00:41:55,746 --> 00:41:58,948 - Linda. - That's what I call a welcoming committee. 736 00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:01,684 - Right on. - Linda. 737 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:04,654 - Hi, Mr. Hefner. - Hef, please. 738 00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:07,524 Welcome to your party. How about I trade you 739 00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:11,027 - two blondes for a brunette? - Yeah. 740 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,996 ♪ Hear your mama come 741 00:42:12,998 --> 00:42:14,931 ♪ You're the best that she ever had ♪ 742 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:16,566 You come with me. 743 00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:18,535 ♪ Yeah, mama won't you ride... ♪ 744 00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:21,871 - Look at this. - Butchie Peraino. 745 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,206 - Big fan of yours, Mr. Hefner. - Thanks. 746 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,141 Anthony Romano, Mr. Hefner. 747 00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:27,877 Love the magazine. Love the article about the swinger parties. 748 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:31,948 Thank you. You, Harry, I'm a big fan of your work. 749 00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:34,083 It is truly an honor, sir. 750 00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:36,252 Oh, I used to tell people that I had the best job 751 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:38,555 in the world until I saw what you do. 752 00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:42,892 - [laughter] - We'll see you gentlemen inside. 753 00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:51,868 - Look at these two cool cats. - Mr. Sammy Davis Jr. 754 00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:54,904 - Miss Lovelace. - Sammy Davis Jr. 755 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,574 Better not miss this show. 756 00:42:57,576 --> 00:43:00,310 [film soundtrack music playing] 757 00:43:04,848 --> 00:43:08,618 [applause] 758 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:13,690 - They love you. - Makes me feel sort of tingly all over, 759 00:43:13,692 --> 00:43:17,160 and then nothing. There's got to be more to sex 760 00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:20,930 than just a lot of little tingles. 761 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:23,299 There's gotta be bells ringing 762 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:27,737 and dams bursting and bombs going off, something! 763 00:43:27,739 --> 00:43:30,873 You wanna get off, or you want to wreck a city? 764 00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:33,142 - [laughter] - I think you can be a star. 765 00:43:34,244 --> 00:43:36,846 I don't mean just an adult-movie star. 766 00:43:36,848 --> 00:43:39,816 I mean a real star. 767 00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:43,786 Oh, I wish I could believe that. 768 00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:47,290 Well, trust me. I see tons of girls 769 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:49,292 go through this town every year. 770 00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:51,928 - Most of them... - [laughter] 771 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:53,296 ...go just like that. 772 00:43:58,402 --> 00:44:01,237 - [bell tolling] - I hear bells ringing... 773 00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,207 - [applause] - ...and dams bursting, 774 00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:07,076 and bombs going off! 775 00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:09,679 [cheering] 776 00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:24,227 - Fabulous. - Very sexy, right? Right? 777 00:44:24,229 --> 00:44:26,329 No question. We're getting laid tonight. 778 00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:29,032 - We got a hit. We got a hit! - No question. 779 00:44:34,204 --> 00:44:37,940 Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for, 780 00:44:37,942 --> 00:44:42,745 the one, the only, Linda Lovelace! 781 00:44:42,747 --> 00:44:47,083 [cheering, applause] 782 00:45:14,778 --> 00:45:17,113 [man] Are you ready for this? 783 00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:20,216 [Linda] I want to set the record straight. 784 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:28,791 All right, the first few are just to establish a baseline, so just answer yes or no. 785 00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:35,965 Is your name Linda Lovelace? 786 00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:37,967 [chuckles] 787 00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:41,237 Can we start with an easier question? 788 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,373 [man] All right. Are you currently working on a book 789 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:48,444 - about your life with Chuck Traynor? - Yes. 790 00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:52,048 Are you taking this polygraph at the request of the publisher? 791 00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:54,050 Yes. 792 00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:57,754 Were you married to Chuck Traynor? 793 00:45:57,756 --> 00:46:00,990 [♪ Norman Greenbaum: "Spirit in the Sky"] 794 00:46:02,893 --> 00:46:04,494 [grunts] 795 00:46:12,903 --> 00:46:14,804 [gasps] 796 00:46:14,806 --> 00:46:18,474 - Chuck, you're hurting me. - I know. I know. I know. 797 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:22,245 [gasping, moaning] 798 00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:29,152 - Chuck... - Sh! 799 00:46:29,154 --> 00:46:32,321 Chuck! Easy. 800 00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:34,524 Chuck! 801 00:46:34,526 --> 00:46:36,859 Stop it. Stop it, Chuck. 802 00:46:36,861 --> 00:46:42,498 Chuck, s... - Oh, shh. - [moaning] 803 00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:55,444 [thunder rumbling] 804 00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:03,219 Hey. 805 00:47:06,523 --> 00:47:10,459 Oh, God, that was fucking far out. 806 00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:15,298 Hey, come on. 807 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,433 Baby, you're my wife. 808 00:47:18,468 --> 00:47:20,503 Don't trip out. 809 00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:22,839 Hey. 810 00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:26,008 You really hurt me, Chuck. 811 00:47:28,946 --> 00:47:30,613 That was passion. 812 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:36,252 I love you. 813 00:47:39,156 --> 00:47:42,959 Where's my girl? Where's my girl? 814 00:47:42,961 --> 00:47:45,461 You're my girl, right? 815 00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:48,097 - Right. - Yeah? Say it. 816 00:47:48,099 --> 00:47:50,933 Say it. 817 00:47:50,935 --> 00:47:53,536 - I'm your girl. - Don't... 818 00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:58,140 Hey. Hey. 819 00:48:04,514 --> 00:48:06,449 [Linda] What do you mean by... Prostitution? 820 00:48:06,451 --> 00:48:08,284 [Chuck] Wives can't testify against husbands. 821 00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:10,519 All just that shakedown. 822 00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:13,422 All I need is money. 823 00:48:14,491 --> 00:48:18,160 Baby, do we have enough? 824 00:48:18,162 --> 00:48:22,031 It's just you and me. We can't miss. 825 00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:24,433 [rock music plays] 826 00:48:47,157 --> 00:48:50,059 [dance music playing] 827 00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,430 ♪ Hold up 828 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,599 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 829 00:48:56,601 --> 00:48:59,568 ♪ Who's that girl knocking 'em dead ♪ 830 00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:02,605 ♪ Whenever she's in town? 831 00:49:02,607 --> 00:49:04,974 [♪ Bachman-Turner Overdrive: "Let it Ride"] 832 00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:06,676 This is sure as shit more fun than the convention, huh? 833 00:49:06,678 --> 00:49:09,545 [laughs] What do you do for a living? 834 00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:13,683 I sell medical supplies. How about you? 835 00:49:13,685 --> 00:49:18,587 - Uh, I'm a part-time gynecologist. - Really? Oh, that's so funny. 836 00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:22,391 We're actually coming out with a new set of stirrups that make it a lot... 837 00:49:23,493 --> 00:49:26,395 I get it. That's very funny, yeah. 838 00:49:26,397 --> 00:49:29,598 - Should I take some drink orders? - Yeah, yeah. What do you want? 839 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:34,070 - Oh, wow. A Cuba Libre would be great. - Two Cuba Libres. 840 00:49:34,072 --> 00:49:37,039 Don't worry about that. I got it. Here you go. 841 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,377 Boy, she's... she's great. 842 00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:43,479 - Mm-hmm. - You guys married? 843 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:46,682 - Yeah, she's gonna be a star. - Wow. 844 00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:49,218 [sniffs] 845 00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:54,557 Hey, is that what I think it is? 846 00:49:55,425 --> 00:49:58,027 It is if you think it's coke. 847 00:49:59,629 --> 00:50:03,099 Do you, uh, think I could get a little? 848 00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:06,669 You let people use your, um, medical supplies for free? 849 00:50:06,671 --> 00:50:08,771 - OK. No, I get it. - Yeah. 850 00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:12,475 Yeah. Um... Well, how much? 851 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:16,312 How much for what? The pussy or the blow? 852 00:50:16,314 --> 00:50:18,581 [laughs] 853 00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:22,151 - Seriously? - Seriously. 854 00:50:22,153 --> 00:50:25,054 ♪ Would you let it ride? Would you let it... ♪ 855 00:50:25,056 --> 00:50:28,324 It's your lucky day. I'm gonna go get Linda. 856 00:50:29,459 --> 00:50:33,629 ♪ Try, try, try Let it ride ♪ 857 00:50:33,631 --> 00:50:36,365 ♪ Try, try, try Let it ride ♪ 858 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:37,500 [Chuck] Hey, look at me. 859 00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:42,271 ♪ Try, try, try ♪ Let it ride 860 00:51:01,425 --> 00:51:03,759 [doorbell rings] 861 00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:07,396 [doorbell rings] 862 00:51:10,267 --> 00:51:14,070 - Hi, Ma. - For the love of Christ, it's 2 a.m. 863 00:51:14,072 --> 00:51:16,839 I know. I know. 864 00:51:20,510 --> 00:51:23,345 [whispers] Don't wake your father. 865 00:51:25,649 --> 00:51:30,352 You want something to eat? I got leftovers. 866 00:51:30,354 --> 00:51:34,590 - You're a bag of bones, Linda. - No, I'm not hungry, Mom. 867 00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:37,693 So, what'd you wake me up in the middle of the night for? 868 00:51:39,696 --> 00:51:44,300 I was really hoping that, uh, I could, um... 869 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:46,669 ...move back in here for a while. 870 00:51:46,671 --> 00:51:48,671 - Here? - Yeah. 871 00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:51,340 No. You know that's not possible. 872 00:51:51,342 --> 00:51:55,311 - Why not? - How would it look for a married woman 873 00:51:55,313 --> 00:51:58,781 to move in with her parents apart from her husband? 874 00:52:01,685 --> 00:52:03,319 He hits me, Ma. 875 00:52:03,321 --> 00:52:05,688 [sighs] 876 00:52:09,359 --> 00:52:11,660 I can't say I'm surprised. 877 00:52:13,363 --> 00:52:15,364 What did you do? 878 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:17,233 What do you mean, what'd I do? 879 00:52:17,235 --> 00:52:20,169 What did you do to make him angry? 880 00:52:20,171 --> 00:52:23,405 He didn't just hit you out of the blue. 881 00:52:26,543 --> 00:52:29,545 I guess I didn't do what he wanted me to. 882 00:52:29,547 --> 00:52:34,884 You took a vow, a very serious vow. 883 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:42,224 Can't I just stay, like, a few days, Ma, please? 884 00:52:42,226 --> 00:52:45,427 And then what? You gonna get a divorce? 885 00:52:45,429 --> 00:52:47,229 What do you think we are, Protestant? 886 00:52:47,231 --> 00:52:49,298 Ma, you just don't understand. 887 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:55,371 Linda, I was... 888 00:52:58,742 --> 00:53:02,378 I was 18 years old when I had your sister, 889 00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:08,751 unmarried... ...and all alone, 890 00:53:08,753 --> 00:53:11,287 before I met your father. 891 00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:15,958 I'd suffered long and hard. 892 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:22,598 How dare you come here and tell me I don't understand. 893 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,733 I understand. 894 00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:31,207 Now, God gave you a husband, 895 00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:33,242 who provides for you. 896 00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:35,578 And you... 897 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:39,915 Look at me. 898 00:53:41,284 --> 00:53:44,320 Go home to Chuck. 899 00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:46,755 Be a good wife. 900 00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:51,660 Listen to him, and obey him. 901 00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:58,234 Can't I just stay for a little while, Mom, please? 902 00:53:58,236 --> 00:54:00,469 Just please? 903 00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:05,307 Mom, I just need, like, a day, please. 904 00:54:05,309 --> 00:54:07,743 - If you knew... - That's enough. 905 00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:10,479 [telephone rings] 906 00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:15,751 - Hello? - Dorothy, it's Chuck. 907 00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:17,920 Hi, Chuck. 908 00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:20,856 - I'm sorry. It's late. - Yeah. 909 00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:23,959 I'm looking for Linda. You know where she is? 910 00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:36,505 Yah! 911 00:54:39,309 --> 00:54:40,876 I can't do it. 912 00:54:40,878 --> 00:54:42,745 I can't do it anymore. 913 00:54:42,747 --> 00:54:46,849 [sighs] Yeah? 914 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,418 You can't do what? 915 00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,553 Everything. I can't do it. 916 00:54:51,555 --> 00:54:53,589 You're doing the movie, Linda. 917 00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:05,668 You know me, right? 918 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:09,371 Huh? You believe me? 919 00:55:09,373 --> 00:55:12,574 Right? You believe me? 920 00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:15,644 Do you believe me? 921 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,413 OK. 922 00:55:17,415 --> 00:55:20,082 'Cause I worked too fucking hard 923 00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:23,018 to get you this part. 924 00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:28,724 Now, you watch. 925 00:55:28,726 --> 00:55:32,594 This movie is gonna make us. 926 00:55:33,463 --> 00:55:37,433 You and me, OK? 927 00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:42,738 - [sobbing] - Oh. 928 00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:45,474 Oh, there, there, Mrs. Lovelace. 929 00:55:45,476 --> 00:55:47,576 It's all right. Listen. It's better to have a clitoris 930 00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:49,812 deep down in the bottom of your throat than to have 931 00:55:49,814 --> 00:55:55,551 - no clitoris at all. - [Linda crying] That's easy for you say. 932 00:55:55,553 --> 00:55:58,620 What if your balls were in your ears? 933 00:55:58,622 --> 00:56:02,691 [Harry] Well, then, I'd hear myself coming. 934 00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:06,762 [Jerry] And cut! 935 00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:09,798 That was great. That was great! That was fantastic. 936 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,767 - We good? - [man] Yeah, we got it. 937 00:56:11,769 --> 00:56:13,702 [Jerry] Great work, everybody. That's a wrap. 938 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:15,738 [Butch] Two days down. Five to go. 939 00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:17,773 Here's your damn film. 940 00:56:17,775 --> 00:56:18,874 Why don't you sit on his lap? 941 00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:21,543 [laughter] 942 00:56:22,946 --> 00:56:25,447 - [thumping] - Who's in the next room? 943 00:56:25,449 --> 00:56:28,384 Man, I don't think that's them balling. 944 00:56:28,386 --> 00:56:30,953 [Linda] Oh! 945 00:56:32,455 --> 00:56:35,491 [Linda shouting] 946 00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:48,771 If I tell you to sit, stay, screw, fuck, 947 00:56:48,773 --> 00:56:52,474 you'll do it, hmm? 948 00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:02,518 [door opens, closes] 949 00:57:07,524 --> 00:57:10,426 [♪ George McCrae: "Rock Your Baby"] 950 00:57:17,967 --> 00:57:19,902 - ♪ Woman - [bell jingles] 951 00:57:19,904 --> 00:57:23,105 - ♪ Take me in your arms - Hi! 952 00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:25,441 - Hi! - [Chuck] Hey. 953 00:57:25,443 --> 00:57:30,078 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you look so beautiful. 954 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:34,183 - And you look like a poodle with a perm. - [both laugh] 955 00:57:34,185 --> 00:57:36,852 I'm kidding. You look beautiful. 956 00:57:36,854 --> 00:57:39,221 - Hey, Chuck. - Hey, Patsy. 957 00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:41,056 You look older. 958 00:57:41,058 --> 00:57:44,059 All right, hurry it up. You guys want to be quick? 959 00:57:44,061 --> 00:57:46,695 I got some real important people we gotta meet up with later. 960 00:57:48,131 --> 00:57:52,067 Yeah. Picked out some dresses. They're in the changing room. 961 00:57:52,069 --> 00:57:54,536 Go on. 962 00:57:54,538 --> 00:57:58,006 Wow, you look stunning. 963 00:57:58,008 --> 00:58:00,642 [chuckles] 964 00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:03,679 Linda, can I be honest with you about something? 965 00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:07,716 - Yeah, of course. - I'm worried about you. 966 00:58:07,718 --> 00:58:10,786 - Why? Because of the movie? - No. 967 00:58:10,788 --> 00:58:13,755 I don't care about the movie. 968 00:58:13,757 --> 00:58:15,791 It's everything. It's Chuck. It's the people you... 969 00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:20,529 Don't be crazy. 970 00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:22,831 What is going on? 971 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,068 It's Chuck, isn't it? 972 00:58:26,070 --> 00:58:29,271 Just tell me so I can help you. 973 00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:32,508 Please? Please? 974 00:58:44,954 --> 00:58:47,055 Do you know how lucky I am? 975 00:58:47,057 --> 00:58:51,593 I mean, a... a girl like me landing a guy like Chuck? 976 00:58:52,762 --> 00:58:55,230 I'm nothing without him. 977 00:58:55,232 --> 00:58:58,100 Jesus, Linda, you know we're in a hurry. 978 00:58:58,102 --> 00:59:00,168 Sorry. 979 00:59:02,105 --> 00:59:04,072 OK. 980 00:59:12,849 --> 00:59:16,818 - Hey, little toast. - No, no. I'd like to propose a toast. 981 00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:18,554 - All right, Harry. - Oh. 982 00:59:18,556 --> 00:59:20,289 To Linda, for sharing with me 983 00:59:20,291 --> 00:59:22,691 the ten best minutes of my professional career. 984 00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:26,628 I heard it was the best ten seconds of your career on the first day. 985 00:59:26,630 --> 00:59:30,198 - Leave it to the broad to get honest. - What about me? 986 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:33,702 You fucked me. If the movie's such a hit, where's my cut? 987 00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:36,805 I told Linda we're gonna double her salary on Deep Throat 2. 988 00:59:36,807 --> 00:59:39,141 She's gonna get $2,500. How about that? 989 00:59:39,143 --> 00:59:41,977 - You told Linda? - Yeah. 990 00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:47,616 Let me see the picture. It's a full-on irregular pose. 991 00:59:47,618 --> 00:59:49,084 [Linda gasps] No. 992 00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:53,121 No. No! Chuck. Chuck, no! 993 00:59:53,123 --> 00:59:56,858 Chuck, it's freezing! God! 994 00:59:56,860 --> 00:59:59,194 [wails] Chuck! 995 01:00:01,164 --> 01:00:04,066 It was stupid. I spoke to Butchie Peraino 996 01:00:04,068 --> 01:00:06,001 about my salary for the sequel. 997 01:00:06,003 --> 01:00:08,103 I never spoke to anybody about money after that, 998 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:09,638 that's for sure. 999 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,708 [man] Did Chuck control your finances? 1000 01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:14,843 Yes, he controlled everything. 1001 01:00:14,845 --> 01:00:20,215 I never saw a penny, not even after we moved to Malibu. 1002 01:00:25,722 --> 01:00:27,356 [man on phone] Yeah, but the price break doesn't... 1003 01:00:27,358 --> 01:00:29,791 [Chuck] I get pitched this shit all the time. 1004 01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:31,660 It's gotta be something special. 1005 01:00:31,662 --> 01:00:33,729 - [man] These are special. - Could you make it glow? 1006 01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:36,298 - Huh? - Like glow in the dark? 1007 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:38,934 - [man laughs] - Yeah, that'd be groovy, right? 1008 01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:42,070 And it should say "Lovelace" on the side, 1009 01:00:42,072 --> 01:00:44,406 and then Chuck Traynor on the other side. 1010 01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:46,942 - Why would you want your name on the side? - It's America, man! 1011 01:00:46,944 --> 01:00:48,710 Why wouldn't I want my name on the side of a dildo? 1012 01:00:48,712 --> 01:00:51,113 You got it. I'll send 'em out right away. 1013 01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:53,281 - All right. OK. - Thanks. 1014 01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:55,384 Talk to you later. 1015 01:00:57,053 --> 01:00:59,054 All right, where'd we leave off? 1016 01:00:59,056 --> 01:01:05,394 Uh, part about the first time I screwed Linda? 1017 01:01:05,396 --> 01:01:07,029 "Chuck pushed me back. 1018 01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:10,799 His fat, rock-like muscle tore into me. 1019 01:01:10,801 --> 01:01:14,936 - 'Oh, my God,' I said." - What do you think? 1020 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:21,276 - Sounds good. - But you got a problem with it. 1021 01:01:21,278 --> 01:01:24,413 It's just that your rock-like muscle 1022 01:01:24,415 --> 01:01:26,915 seems to play an inordinately large role 1023 01:01:26,917 --> 01:01:30,152 - in Linda's autobiography. - "Inordinately." [laughs] 1024 01:01:30,154 --> 01:01:33,822 - How'd you get here? - Mr. Hefner sent me. 1025 01:01:33,824 --> 01:01:36,224 Right. And how about the next time I want your opinion, 1026 01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:40,128 I'll ask you what my cock tastes like. 1027 01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:43,331 Yes, sir, boss. Reckon it tastes like a piña colada. 1028 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:45,834 - [giggles] - [Chuck] Anthony. 1029 01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:48,403 - [Anthony] Hey, Chuck. - How you doing? Look who's here. 1030 01:01:48,405 --> 01:01:51,206 - Hi, Anthony. - Look at you. Look at you. 1031 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,975 You're like a... You're like a regular California girl. Come here. 1032 01:01:53,977 --> 01:01:57,946 - I thought you were in Vegas. - Yeah. I just came back from the pa... 1033 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:02,384 - What, are you kidding me? - It's gonna look more like her. 1034 01:02:05,488 --> 01:02:07,856 Come outside. I want to show you something. 1035 01:02:07,858 --> 01:02:10,058 Great to see you, kid. 1036 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,427 - Jesus. - Gonna put freckles. 1037 01:02:12,429 --> 01:02:14,396 Ah, Jesus. 1038 01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:17,165 [Chuck] How you been? Good to see you. 1039 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,400 [door closes] 1040 01:02:21,003 --> 01:02:22,270 I bet you $10 the only thing 1041 01:02:22,272 --> 01:02:24,906 rock-like on that man is his brain. 1042 01:02:24,908 --> 01:02:27,809 [laughs] You're gonna get us into trouble. 1043 01:02:27,811 --> 01:02:31,146 [laughs] Baby, look at us. I think we're already in trouble. 1044 01:02:31,148 --> 01:02:33,782 [telephone rings] 1045 01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:37,319 Good afternoon. Lovelace Enterprises. Marsha speaking. 1046 01:02:37,321 --> 01:02:40,856 Nice car, Chuck. Must have cost you a few dimes. 1047 01:02:40,858 --> 01:02:43,859 - I know why you're here. - I should hope so. 1048 01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:46,161 [sighs] 1049 01:02:46,163 --> 01:02:48,497 I need a couple more weeks. 1050 01:02:48,499 --> 01:02:51,433 We got the Linda Lovelace blow-up dolls. We got all the sex toys. 1051 01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:54,770 Hey, you're getting, like, five times your money back. 1052 01:02:54,772 --> 01:02:57,773 Man, you want a blow-up doll? I got a couple in the house. 1053 01:02:57,775 --> 01:03:01,409 I don't want a fucking blow-up doll. I want my 25 grand. 1054 01:03:01,411 --> 01:03:05,113 You'll get it. You're in on the ground floor. We got the... 1055 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:06,515 We got the Playboy spread coming out. 1056 01:03:06,517 --> 01:03:08,350 - Mm-hmm. - She's a brand name. 1057 01:03:08,352 --> 01:03:10,051 She's like Betty fucking Crocker. 1058 01:03:10,053 --> 01:03:12,020 No, she's Linda fucking Lovelace. 1059 01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:14,990 Listen to me. You want to pay us back, 1060 01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:17,225 you get her doing what she's good at. 1061 01:03:17,227 --> 01:03:21,129 Now, I got Deep Throat 2, 3, 4 lined up, ready to go. 1062 01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:23,165 - No... - Now, this is big business we're talking about, 1063 01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:26,434 not some fucking nickel-and-dime shit you're talking about. 1064 01:03:26,436 --> 01:03:30,906 See, that's where you're wrong. This isn't small-time. 1065 01:03:30,908 --> 01:03:33,809 I'm meeting this guy at Hef's party, OK? 1066 01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:36,111 This guy, he owns half the adult bookstores 1067 01:03:36,113 --> 01:03:39,548 on the West Coast, millions in merchandise. 1068 01:03:39,550 --> 01:03:42,417 Linda, like, sweet talks this guy, right? 1069 01:03:42,419 --> 01:03:44,920 Or better yet, she sweet sucks this guy, 1070 01:03:44,922 --> 01:03:47,956 we're made in the shade! 1071 01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:50,025 Come on. You worry too much. 1072 01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:52,527 We're talking about money, Chuck. 1073 01:03:52,529 --> 01:03:56,064 I always worry about money. 1074 01:03:58,901 --> 01:04:01,937 Well, what do I have to lose? 1075 01:04:01,939 --> 01:04:07,275 You know how sometimes... life imitates art? 1076 01:04:11,247 --> 01:04:13,949 I think, um... 1077 01:04:13,951 --> 01:04:17,185 I think this is one of those moments. 1078 01:04:18,421 --> 01:04:22,057 [applause, cheering] 1079 01:04:56,659 --> 01:04:59,995 [Linda] Chuck seems to have left with the car. 1080 01:04:59,997 --> 01:05:03,231 [Hugh] Yeah. I see he hasn't changed. 1081 01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:07,502 - Well, come on. I'll give you a lift. - Really? 1082 01:05:07,504 --> 01:05:10,272 Hey, why don't we go someplace? 1083 01:05:10,274 --> 01:05:15,110 Let's grab a drink somewhere. 1084 01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:18,313 - You don't want to? - It's probably best just to take you home, Linda. 1085 01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:20,282 - I'm sorry. - OK. 1086 01:05:25,488 --> 01:05:28,590 [car pulling away] 1087 01:05:38,634 --> 01:05:41,169 Chuck! 1088 01:05:53,149 --> 01:05:56,151 [telephone rings] 1089 01:05:58,220 --> 01:05:59,387 Hello? 1090 01:05:59,389 --> 01:06:01,189 Hi, Daddy. Did I wake you? 1091 01:06:01,191 --> 01:06:04,192 No. No, no, no. We're just getting up. 1092 01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:07,329 It's late out there, huh? It's Linda. 1093 01:06:07,331 --> 01:06:09,431 Well, who else would it be at this time of day? 1094 01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:12,167 I just got home from a party. 1095 01:06:12,169 --> 01:06:14,302 Yeah, why am I not surprised? 1096 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:17,238 No, Daddy, it was a business party. 1097 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:20,608 But I met Sammy Davis Jr. 1098 01:06:20,610 --> 01:06:25,046 - Who's Sammy Davis Jr.? - You know who he is. He's that colored guy, 1099 01:06:25,048 --> 01:06:28,483 you know, "Mr. Bojangles." 1100 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:32,387 - She's right. [laughs] - I know who he is, Dorothy. 1101 01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:35,423 I was just joshing. 1102 01:06:39,128 --> 01:06:42,197 Your mother, she, uh... 1103 01:06:43,766 --> 01:06:46,301 Every time that Johnny Carson mentions your name, 1104 01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:48,470 she changes the channel. 1105 01:06:51,774 --> 01:06:54,142 I saw your movie. 1106 01:06:58,447 --> 01:07:00,415 I don't even know who that was up there. 1107 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:03,418 That's certainly not my little girl. 1108 01:07:07,656 --> 01:07:10,058 I had to walk out. 1109 01:07:14,263 --> 01:07:16,398 Was it something that we did? 1110 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:21,236 I keep thinking that it has to be. 1111 01:07:29,545 --> 01:07:33,081 - [car door closes] - I gotta go, Daddy. 1112 01:07:35,751 --> 01:07:38,586 I'll tell your mother you said you're all right. 1113 01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:41,122 I love you. 1114 01:07:45,227 --> 01:07:49,764 I'm sorry, Chuck. I looked everywhere for you. 1115 01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:54,335 You lost us a movie deal tonight, 1116 01:07:54,337 --> 01:07:58,440 just sitting up onstage taking bows like... 1117 01:07:58,442 --> 01:08:00,575 ...Princess fucking Grace. 1118 01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:04,312 - I'm sorry, Chuck. - Fifty, maybe 100,000. 1119 01:08:04,314 --> 01:08:07,615 - To do another fuck film? - No, Linda, it's Shakespeare. 1120 01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:10,785 I told them you do a great English accent, 1121 01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:14,089 particularly with a cock down your throat. 1122 01:08:17,393 --> 01:08:19,694 Hey. Hey! Hey! 1123 01:08:19,696 --> 01:08:22,297 I'm sorry, Chuck. I'm... 1124 01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:27,635 I'm not doing any more porn... ever. 1125 01:08:45,154 --> 01:08:48,123 We're going to a party. Come on. 1126 01:08:49,425 --> 01:08:52,694 - We just came from a party. - Yeah. 1127 01:09:01,904 --> 01:09:04,806 All right, here it is. 1128 01:09:09,245 --> 01:09:10,545 - Hey. - How you doing? 1129 01:09:10,547 --> 01:09:12,347 - Welcome to the party. - Good to see you. 1130 01:09:12,349 --> 01:09:14,516 This is Mr. Shapiro. He's a big-time Hollywood producer. 1131 01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:18,253 I'm a huge fan. I've seen Throat, like, ten times. 1132 01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:20,655 You look like... Let's go inside. It's cool. It's... 1133 01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:22,891 In fact, I'm shooting something right now. 1134 01:09:22,893 --> 01:09:24,492 - It'd be perfect for you. - All right. 1135 01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,227 Oh, is that what this... Is this an audition? 1136 01:09:26,229 --> 01:09:28,429 Linda Lovelace audition? No, no. 1137 01:09:28,431 --> 01:09:31,399 - Give me a second. - Absolutely. Sure. 1138 01:09:31,401 --> 01:09:34,869 Just give us some privacy for a minute. OK. 1139 01:09:34,871 --> 01:09:37,805 You just sit down right here. Just have a seat. 1140 01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:42,443 You will sit here and say nothing, OK? 1141 01:09:42,445 --> 01:09:45,813 ♪ Keep shaking everything you got ♪ 1142 01:09:45,815 --> 01:09:49,217 - [indistinct chatter] - ♪ Rock and boogie 1143 01:09:49,219 --> 01:09:51,252 Chuck! 1144 01:09:51,654 --> 01:09:53,354 Chuck! 1145 01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:55,857 - Ah, man, you know what? - What? 1146 01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:57,425 - No. - No, no, no. Come on. Come on. 1147 01:09:57,427 --> 01:09:59,460 [indistinct talking] 1148 01:09:59,462 --> 01:10:01,863 What are you gonna do? 1149 01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:04,499 No, it's gonna be six times the money. Hey! 1150 01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:06,634 Listen to me! Come here. Come here. 1151 01:10:06,636 --> 01:10:08,570 - [grunting] This is crazy. - Come here. 1152 01:10:08,572 --> 01:10:13,708 Come back in here. Shh! Shut your mouth, OK? 1153 01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:16,477 - You're gonna do this, you understand me? - What? 1154 01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:19,214 You're gonna do... Just shut it. 1155 01:10:19,216 --> 01:10:22,817 You're gonna do this, and there's nothing you 1156 01:10:22,819 --> 01:10:27,522 or Hugh fucking Hefner can do about it, all right? 1157 01:10:30,426 --> 01:10:32,293 - We're OK? - OK. 1158 01:10:32,295 --> 01:10:34,362 [indistinct whispering] 1159 01:10:34,364 --> 01:10:38,233 OK, OK. I'll talk to her. 1160 01:10:40,436 --> 01:10:41,903 - Chuck. - [door closes] 1161 01:10:41,905 --> 01:10:43,905 You know what? I don't think this is gonna... 1162 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:46,007 - Oh, no, no. This'll work fine. - No. 1163 01:10:46,009 --> 01:10:48,610 Just... Yeah, it's just... OK, all right. That's... 1164 01:10:48,612 --> 01:10:51,312 [men muttering] 1165 01:10:51,314 --> 01:10:53,448 - Baby, got a good one. - Chuck! Chuck! 1166 01:10:53,450 --> 01:10:57,385 - [man laughs] - No... 1167 01:10:58,988 --> 01:11:01,623 Aw, man. Hi. 1168 01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:02,824 [groans] 1169 01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:29,517 You all right? 1170 01:11:34,990 --> 01:11:37,358 Hey! Hey! 1171 01:11:39,495 --> 01:11:41,729 Linda! Linda! Hey! 1172 01:11:41,731 --> 01:11:45,500 [panting, grunts] 1173 01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:49,304 Oh, honey, honey, honey, honey! Stay down. stay down. 1174 01:11:49,306 --> 01:11:51,539 Oh, my God. 1175 01:11:56,545 --> 01:11:58,579 Oh, my God. 1176 01:12:03,018 --> 01:12:05,987 - [siren chirps] - Oh, Jesus. Get up. 1177 01:12:05,989 --> 01:12:07,588 Get up. 1178 01:12:10,726 --> 01:12:13,528 Oh, shit. 1179 01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:16,931 Step away from the lady! 1180 01:12:16,933 --> 01:12:19,067 - Sir, step away from the lady! - She's my wife. 1181 01:12:19,069 --> 01:12:22,537 - Step away from the lady now! - Look, I'm her husband. 1182 01:12:22,539 --> 01:12:26,107 - Is that true, ma'am? - Yeah. 1183 01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:27,809 Ma'am, are you OK? 1184 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:34,816 Wait a minute. I know you. You're that chick, right? 1185 01:12:34,818 --> 01:12:37,985 - That's Linda Lovelace. - Blow-job girl? 1186 01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:42,123 Sir, take her home, and get her cleaned up, OK? 1187 01:12:42,125 --> 01:12:45,760 - You have a good night. - Yeah. 1188 01:12:46,895 --> 01:12:49,030 Uh, hey, Miss Lovelace? 1189 01:12:50,599 --> 01:12:54,702 Uh, think I could have your autograph? 1190 01:14:07,743 --> 01:14:09,610 Hi, operator. 1191 01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:12,647 I'd like to make a collect call. 1192 01:14:17,186 --> 01:14:22,190 I wanted to talk to you about the money Chuck owes. 1193 01:14:22,192 --> 01:14:24,125 [sighs] 1194 01:14:24,127 --> 01:14:27,662 You mean, uh, the money you and Chuck owe? 1195 01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:30,698 Chuck always handled the money, 1196 01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:32,467 so I've never seen any of it. 1197 01:14:32,469 --> 01:14:35,870 OK, Linda, listen to me. Just do another movie. 1198 01:14:35,872 --> 01:14:40,208 Call it whatever you want, Really Deep Throat, I don't care. 1199 01:14:40,210 --> 01:14:44,479 One more movie, and youse both out of debt. 1200 01:14:44,481 --> 01:14:47,114 The world wants to see you, Linda, 1201 01:14:47,116 --> 01:14:49,650 but they only want to see you do one thing. 1202 01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:52,220 You do another movie, I'm gonna make sure 1203 01:14:52,222 --> 01:14:55,523 it's a classy production, and you're gonna have any director you want. 1204 01:14:55,525 --> 01:15:00,027 I'm gonna bring Harry back. Come on. It'll be like old times. 1205 01:15:01,697 --> 01:15:03,631 Jesus. 1206 01:15:08,871 --> 01:15:11,739 I just can't do it anymore. 1207 01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:25,753 - Here you go. Thanks. - Thank you. 1208 01:16:01,957 --> 01:16:04,692 [line ringing] 1209 01:16:04,694 --> 01:16:07,128 [sniffing] 1210 01:16:07,130 --> 01:16:09,564 [line continues ringing] 1211 01:16:12,267 --> 01:16:15,303 [moans] 1212 01:16:15,305 --> 01:16:18,673 Hello? Linda? 1213 01:16:18,675 --> 01:16:20,875 - Shh. Shh. - [woman] Can I help you? 1214 01:16:20,877 --> 01:16:26,681 Linda, it's Chuck, and I told you I wanted to say I'm sorry. 1215 01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:30,918 - [woman] This is the hotel operator. - Oh. 1216 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:35,623 Um... Traynor. Traynor's room. 1217 01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:36,824 Could you spell that, please? 1218 01:16:36,826 --> 01:16:40,661 Traynor, T-r-a-y-n-o-r? 1219 01:16:40,663 --> 01:16:44,332 - T-r-a-y-n-o-r? - Yeah. 1220 01:16:44,334 --> 01:16:46,300 Checking. 1221 01:16:46,302 --> 01:16:48,736 I'm sorry. I don't see a guest by that name. 1222 01:16:48,738 --> 01:16:52,974 Try Boreman. B-o-r-e-e-m-a-n? 1223 01:16:52,976 --> 01:16:56,243 - B-o-r-e-m-a-n? - Um... 1224 01:16:56,245 --> 01:17:00,014 Any other... another name? 1225 01:17:00,016 --> 01:17:03,684 Uh, Lovelace? 1226 01:17:03,686 --> 01:17:08,022 I'm sorry. There isn't a guest under that name. 1227 01:17:08,024 --> 01:17:10,091 Hello? 1228 01:17:16,798 --> 01:17:19,200 [crying] 1229 01:17:39,921 --> 01:17:43,090 [dial tone beeping] 1230 01:17:53,802 --> 01:17:56,003 You stupid bitch. 1231 01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:59,273 - [gunshot] - [air hissing] 1232 01:18:01,209 --> 01:18:03,310 Fuck. 1233 01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:05,846 [yells] 1234 01:18:20,295 --> 01:18:23,097 Linda? Linda? 1235 01:18:23,099 --> 01:18:24,465 Linda? 1236 01:18:26,301 --> 01:18:28,703 Hey, Charlie. 1237 01:18:28,705 --> 01:18:32,873 Um... I thought you said Linda was staying here. 1238 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:37,978 She was. We switched rooms this morning. 1239 01:18:37,980 --> 01:18:41,148 You're gonna have to find yourself a new porn star, Charlie. 1240 01:18:41,150 --> 01:18:46,854 Um... Hey. Hey, man. Is...? 1241 01:18:46,856 --> 01:18:49,256 [groans] 1242 01:18:50,792 --> 01:18:52,760 No. No, no, no, no. 1243 01:18:52,762 --> 01:18:55,096 - Turn around. Turn around. - No. 1244 01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:01,235 Aah! 1245 01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,970 [yelling] 1246 01:19:07,409 --> 01:19:09,310 Fucker. You're not gonna... 1247 01:19:09,312 --> 01:19:11,045 You're not gonna see her! 1248 01:19:11,047 --> 01:19:13,948 You're not gonna think about her! 1249 01:19:50,152 --> 01:19:53,187 [humming] 1250 01:19:54,055 --> 01:19:56,991 [telephone rings] 1251 01:19:59,094 --> 01:20:01,529 Hello? 1252 01:20:01,531 --> 01:20:03,497 This is Linda Marchiano. 1253 01:20:09,204 --> 01:20:11,138 Oh, my God. 1254 01:20:12,374 --> 01:20:14,408 OK. 1255 01:20:15,243 --> 01:20:18,579 OK. OK, bye. 1256 01:20:23,318 --> 01:20:25,452 That was my publisher. 1257 01:20:25,454 --> 01:20:27,521 I passed the polygraph. 1258 01:20:29,257 --> 01:20:31,292 They believe me. 1259 01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:34,962 You really want this? 1260 01:20:36,932 --> 01:20:40,534 I just really want people to know what happened, you know. 1261 01:20:45,073 --> 01:20:47,174 Well, we'll explain in just a moment, uh, 1262 01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:49,543 why she is no longer this person. 1263 01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:52,146 I hope she won't be offended if I identify her by the name 1264 01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:54,481 that really has become world-famous, 1265 01:20:54,483 --> 01:20:56,083 a woman who starred in what has been called 1266 01:20:56,085 --> 01:20:58,052 the Gone With the Wind of pornography. 1267 01:20:58,054 --> 01:21:00,921 Would you please welcome Linda Lovelace? 1268 01:21:00,923 --> 01:21:02,857 [applause] 1269 01:21:02,859 --> 01:21:05,392 [theme music plays] 1270 01:21:10,632 --> 01:21:13,400 Linda Lovelace's book is titled Ordeal, 1271 01:21:13,402 --> 01:21:15,469 and it really was. This is the... 1272 01:21:15,471 --> 01:21:17,304 This is the grimmest book I've ever read in my life. 1273 01:21:17,306 --> 01:21:18,939 I mean, you've been beaten, knocked around, 1274 01:21:18,941 --> 01:21:21,242 I mean, every liberty in the world. 1275 01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:23,344 How'd you get involved with all that stuff? 1276 01:21:23,346 --> 01:21:26,981 I mean, how could a nice girl like you... How do you answer that? 1277 01:21:26,983 --> 01:21:30,517 Well, I had the misfortune of meeting Chuck Traynor. 1278 01:21:30,519 --> 01:21:33,087 But it didn't start out like you're describing. 1279 01:21:33,089 --> 01:21:36,891 He was a... a gentleman when I first met him. 1280 01:21:36,893 --> 01:21:39,960 He was always opening doors for me and lighting my cigarettes, 1281 01:21:39,962 --> 01:21:43,163 and he was very charming when he wanted to be. 1282 01:21:44,399 --> 01:21:46,133 And I was young, you know. I was... 1283 01:21:46,135 --> 01:21:51,305 I was 21 when I went to live with him. 1284 01:21:51,307 --> 01:21:57,111 And it wasn't until after that that things just started to change. 1285 01:21:57,113 --> 01:22:02,917 Uh, he started talking about different sexual things, 1286 01:22:02,919 --> 01:22:07,288 things that I had never heard of before, 1287 01:22:07,290 --> 01:22:10,491 things that I couldn't imagine, you know. 1288 01:22:10,493 --> 01:22:13,594 I didn't want to. You know, I was raised... 1289 01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:17,231 I was raised to obey my husband, 1290 01:22:17,233 --> 01:22:20,534 to please him, for better or for worse, 1291 01:22:20,536 --> 01:22:24,638 - so that's what I did. - Dear God. 1292 01:22:26,574 --> 01:22:29,043 Linda, I have read your book, Ordeal, 1293 01:22:29,045 --> 01:22:31,712 and I still find it very hard to relate to you 1294 01:22:31,714 --> 01:22:34,548 and to believe that you have become a changed person. 1295 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:38,185 I expect people to have great difficulty 1296 01:22:38,187 --> 01:22:40,521 realizing how hard it was for me to get out, 1297 01:22:40,523 --> 01:22:43,657 but I think people who have known fear 1298 01:22:43,659 --> 01:22:46,327 will understand it, though, immediately. 1299 01:22:46,329 --> 01:22:49,396 Linda, do you think this book will help bring about, 1300 01:22:49,398 --> 01:22:52,967 you know, any change for other girls that are in this predicament? 1301 01:22:52,969 --> 01:22:56,036 I do have that hope. I... God forbid there's somebody out there 1302 01:22:56,038 --> 01:22:58,706 that's going through what I went through. 1303 01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:02,710 And maybe they can get the courage to get out of it. 1304 01:23:02,712 --> 01:23:06,747 I hope this book helps her to realize that... 1305 01:23:06,749 --> 01:23:10,517 ...that you can come out of this a complete person again. 1306 01:23:10,519 --> 01:23:14,054 Linda, you really were, and are, but especially in the early seventies, 1307 01:23:14,056 --> 01:23:16,690 you were quite a celebrity. Everybody talked about you. 1308 01:23:16,692 --> 01:23:22,496 All conversations about you include a normal statement 1309 01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:24,498 that comes out dirty because of the context. 1310 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,100 That's an awful way for you... 1311 01:23:26,102 --> 01:23:27,534 That's gonna follow you forever. 1312 01:23:27,536 --> 01:23:30,104 You know, I spent exactly 17 days 1313 01:23:30,106 --> 01:23:35,442 in the pornography industry, and somehow these 17 days 1314 01:23:35,444 --> 01:23:37,544 are supposed to define who I am for the rest of my life, 1315 01:23:37,546 --> 01:23:42,216 but I hope that people can see me 1316 01:23:42,218 --> 01:23:44,118 for who I really am. 1317 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:47,388 I mean, Linda Lovelace was a fictitious character. 1318 01:23:47,390 --> 01:23:49,723 My name is Linda Marchiano. 1319 01:23:49,725 --> 01:23:52,426 I can finally be myself. 1320 01:23:52,428 --> 01:23:55,129 I'm a mother and a wife, 1321 01:23:55,131 --> 01:23:58,232 and that is where I found my joy. 1322 01:24:11,246 --> 01:24:14,181 Go ahead. We'll give you a minute, all right? 1323 01:24:14,183 --> 01:24:15,616 OK. 1324 01:24:29,564 --> 01:24:31,832 You made it. 1325 01:25:14,309 --> 01:25:16,810 I love you, Mom. 1326 01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:25,352 Oh, let's not make a federal case out of this. 1327 01:25:26,821 --> 01:25:29,156 - [father] Hey. - [boy] Hi. 1328 01:25:29,158 --> 01:25:32,359 - Hey, how are you? - Good. 1329 01:25:32,361 --> 01:25:35,162 Let's get you something to eat. 1330 01:25:35,164 --> 01:25:37,331 Good to see you. How you doing? What have we got here? 1331 01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:41,735 Oh. Good to see you, man. How you doing? 1332 01:25:41,737 --> 01:25:44,505 [orchestral music playing] 1332 01:25:45,305 --> 01:25:51,645 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org