1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 2 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:16,750 Welcome on board the train from Charing Cross to Tunbridge Wells. 3 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:21,249 Train stops in London Bridge, Orpington, Sevenoaks, Tonbridge 4 00:02:21,332 --> 00:02:25,793 High Brooms and Tunbridge Wells. I'll be moving around through the train. 5 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:29,957 Please have your tickets ready for inspection. 6 00:03:11,704 --> 00:03:16,538 Where are we, Max? Are we still in London? 7 00:03:16,621 --> 00:03:22,370 I think so. Can we just have one game? Just one. 8 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:25,953 - One game of what? - Rock, paper, scissors. 9 00:03:26,037 --> 00:03:29,828 And then you have to promise to get some sleep. 10 00:03:29,911 --> 00:03:34,787 - Best of five. - No. I'm not doing best of five. One game. 11 00:03:34,869 --> 00:03:37,494 Okay. 12 00:03:47,244 --> 00:03:52,702 Let me warm up my hands. Hands are very important to "rock, paper, scissors". 13 00:03:52,786 --> 00:03:55,285 Ready and preying for action. 14 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:58,285 Rock, paper, scissors! 15 00:03:59,743 --> 00:04:04,616 - Best of three. - Rock, paper, scissors. 16 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:12,326 - Hang on a minute you're cheating. Yes you are. - You're guessing what I'm thinking, aren't you? - You're reading my mind. - But that's not cheating. 17 00:04:12,410 --> 00:04:16,949 Alright, best of five. Ready? 18 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:24,699 Someone's ringing. No they're not. Somebody is ringing. 19 00:04:29,824 --> 00:04:34,573 This is Shaler. Sorry? Hang on a second. 20 00:04:34,657 --> 00:04:38,990 You lot mind keeping it down? I'm on the phone! 21 00:04:39,073 --> 00:04:41,907 Thank you very much. 22 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:49,323 Hang on a bit. Mouse, you just wait here. I'm going over there. It's quieter. Harry can forage a bit, Okay?. 23 00:04:52,031 --> 00:04:55,614 Tell me you've got police restraining drunks - 24 00:04:55,697 --> 00:05:01,738 - teenagers in tears and nurses doubling as bouncers. 25 00:05:02,697 --> 00:05:08,738 I'm on the train home from London. It's self-ventilating? 26 00:05:10,321 --> 00:05:16,071 Well no, I took my boy to see "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang". Where is the registrar? 27 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:25,278 - Who are you traveling with? - My father. He's over there. 28 00:05:26,278 --> 00:05:29,528 Yah no, you cut out for a second. 29 00:05:29,611 --> 00:05:33,530 - What's his name? - Harry. 30 00:05:35,570 --> 00:05:39,694 No, No don't do that. I'll be there. Just clear the recess. Call the trauma team. 31 00:05:39,778 --> 00:05:43,110 Don't wait for the blood results... 32 00:05:43,193 --> 00:05:48,442 Don't wait for the blood results. Just get me to the X-rays. 33 00:05:48,526 --> 00:05:53,777 I'll be there in ... 47 minutes. 34 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:59,984 - You said Harry could forage for food. - Here's a tissue... Oh my God. 35 00:06:00,067 --> 00:06:04,734 You're lucky I don't take Harry away right now. - I'm so, sooo sorry. 36 00:06:04,817 --> 00:06:10,401 This is how my night's been going. I take it this little charmer is yours. Charmer... half right. 37 00:06:10,484 --> 00:06:14,567 - Did you say you're sorry, Max? - I'm sorry. - I accept. It's alright, I understand. 38 00:06:14,651 --> 00:06:19,024 Listen, can I... pay for the cleaning? 39 00:06:19,107 --> 00:06:22,691 Buy me a new coat.. if it makes you feel better. 40 00:06:22,775 --> 00:06:27,025 I'm joking, really. I'm fine. 41 00:06:27,108 --> 00:06:31,774 - I'm soo sorry. - Oh, I'll survive. 42 00:06:31,856 --> 00:06:35,649 You, sit down, don't move. 43 00:06:44,148 --> 00:06:47,856 Max, that was the hospital that called. 44 00:06:47,939 --> 00:06:52,606 There's been a car crash monkey, and they need me in tonight. 45 00:06:52,689 --> 00:06:57,398 I'm going to have to take you to stay at grandma and grandpa's, okay? 46 00:06:59,022 --> 00:07:02,439 They'll have mince pies - 47 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:07,146 - ice cream - chocolate cake. 48 00:07:07,229 --> 00:07:12,353 And lots and lots of whiskey. I'm sorry monkey. 49 00:07:13,228 --> 00:07:20,688 How long now? Before you said you'd be at the hospital in about 47 minutes. 50 00:07:20,772 --> 00:07:26,103 - Well, I was... just... - How can you get away with being so vague? - I mean what about the seconds? 51 00:07:26,186 --> 00:07:29,395 Are all doctors so meticulous or is it just you? 52 00:07:29,478 --> 00:07:35,520 Dad's a really good Doctor. He can tell what's wrong with people just by looking at them. 53 00:07:37,436 --> 00:07:43,561 - What about her? - Pneumocranial disorder. 54 00:07:43,645 --> 00:07:47,519 "Pneumo" as in air, "cranial" as in skull. 55 00:07:47,602 --> 00:07:51,768 - "Airhead". Nice save! - Yah, the price is the same. 56 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:58,644 - Would you like to see some of my pictures? - Yes, I'd love to see your pictures! Thank you. 57 00:07:58,727 --> 00:08:02,184 Yes, I would. I love art! 58 00:08:02,268 --> 00:08:04,892 I warned you. 59 00:08:04,975 --> 00:08:09,142 This is one of my stories i've been doing - 60 00:08:09,225 --> 00:08:14,392 - and the pictures are falling out and everything. I don't really know why. 61 00:08:14,475 --> 00:08:20,267 You'll be there all night. And this is called "Treasure Island". It's got a bit like my doodah. 62 00:08:20,350 --> 00:08:24,141 My, you're very talented! I wonder where you get that from. 63 00:08:24,224 --> 00:08:30,516 Do you know you're going to be a famous artist one day? Yah. I think I'm going to frame my coat. 64 00:08:30,599 --> 00:08:37,181 - I think it's good meeting you tonight. - You're going to make me a lot of money. - This is some of my oil pastels. 65 00:08:37,265 --> 00:08:41,682 Oil Pastels! Oh, excuse me gents. 66 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:52,472 I'm safe. I'm on the train. 67 00:08:53,264 --> 00:08:59,430 No, no! I had a very... lovely evening. I just only got tired, thats all. 68 00:09:00,681 --> 00:09:04,097 I'm not fibing. 69 00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:10,346 Thanks, you'll see that you're the pretty one. I'm quite content to be your wingcheck. 70 00:09:10,429 --> 00:09:13,095 Foxy fox! 71 00:09:19,177 --> 00:09:23,596 Are you finished with this? Thank you. 72 00:09:58,385 --> 00:10:01,175 On Track for Gold and Glory 73 00:10:07,217 --> 00:10:10,883 Don't touch the door! Harry's foraging. 74 00:10:10,966 --> 00:10:18,175 Well, Harry can forage on the seats. Because those are marshlands and the doors are cliffs. 75 00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:24,634 Oh I know, I was a bore. 76 00:10:24,717 --> 00:10:27,424 Tickets please! 77 00:10:27,508 --> 00:10:32,424 - Excuse me sir, can you put it out now please? - The bar is closed. 78 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:38,340 That doesn't matter. Can you put it out now?! Look, there are signs everywhere inside the train. 79 00:10:38,423 --> 00:10:42,921 If you can not read it means "no smoking". 80 00:10:43,005 --> 00:10:47,047 Open the fucking bar! Open the fucking bar! 81 00:10:47,132 --> 00:10:50,507 You don't swear at me! 82 00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:58,338 - And if you don't put it now, I'll personally arrange for transport police to escort you off train. - Thank you very much! 83 00:10:58,421 --> 00:11:04,504 - What are those? - Excuse me sir leave it to me! - Camel Light. 84 00:11:04,587 --> 00:11:07,756 Really, I thought that was a student cigarette? Come on now, put it out. 85 00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:13,130 We don't want the secondhand smoke. 86 00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:16,380 Take it from me. 87 00:11:54,502 --> 00:11:57,751 I will be in the bar! 88 00:11:57,833 --> 00:12:01,042 Talk to you tomorrow. 89 00:12:01,126 --> 00:12:04,417 I didn't buy ticket! 90 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:16,501 Oh dear... young punk. - Tickets, please! 91 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:23,499 - What's his diagnosis? - He's crazy. 92 00:12:24,207 --> 00:12:27,039 Max! 93 00:12:27,624 --> 00:12:35,166 What did I tell you? What did I just tell you? These doors are dangerous Max and you never touch them! 94 00:12:36,124 --> 00:12:40,624 Give me Harry. I've had enough of him for one day. 95 00:12:40,707 --> 00:12:46,122 Just sit there and don't move! 96 00:13:03,538 --> 00:13:07,121 Those doors are dangerous, monkey. 97 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:12,871 And if you fall out of them while the train is moving, then you'll be killed. 98 00:13:12,954 --> 00:13:15,996 Do you understand me? Look at me. 99 00:13:16,079 --> 00:13:20,870 - Do you understand? - I'm sorry. 100 00:13:20,953 --> 00:13:24,245 You scared me. 101 00:13:35,203 --> 00:13:37,578 Tickets, please. Thank you. 102 00:13:41,494 --> 00:13:45,077 I suggest your boy sits on the aisle side in future - 103 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,827 - unless you plan on bringing your own child seat. - Thank you. 104 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:54,369 - Madam, Ticket please! - Pity no one thought about putting - automatic locks on those doors. 105 00:13:54,452 --> 00:13:58,701 - Actually why bother with doors, why not use net curtains? - Madam, are you his mother? 106 00:13:58,784 --> 00:14:04,701 - My mom died. - Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. 107 00:14:04,783 --> 00:14:08,033 Tickets, please! 108 00:16:35,814 --> 00:16:38,981 She didn't say goodbye. 109 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,898 Yup! 110 00:16:48,481 --> 00:16:51,813 Why don't you get some sleep. 111 00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:01,606 She was nice. Aah. 112 00:17:57,267 --> 00:18:01,267 Still going to make it in 47 minutes? 113 00:18:01,351 --> 00:18:06,183 Give or take a few seconds. I thought you got off. 114 00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:11,058 I went to get some water for the coat. Aah. 115 00:18:12,101 --> 00:18:15,559 I think we're the last people on this train. 116 00:18:16,891 --> 00:18:19,683 Yep. 117 00:18:21,224 --> 00:18:26,975 - Where are you getting off? - Tonbridge Wells. What about you? 118 00:18:27,058 --> 00:18:30,724 - Tonbridge. - Last chance for some shuteye then. 119 00:18:30,807 --> 00:18:34,931 Not like you can nod off in work. Not likely. 120 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:39,806 - What do you do? - Events management. I manage events. 121 00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:44,723 You do not want me to tell you how boring it is. Okay. 122 00:18:44,806 --> 00:18:48,515 Don't tell me then. 123 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:57,347 Your job is exciting. You get to help people. You're making a difference. 124 00:18:57,430 --> 00:19:00,305 I'd get a lot from that. Oh Sure. 125 00:19:00,388 --> 00:19:05,472 Grey hair and sleepless nights. It's very rewarding. 126 00:19:08,888 --> 00:19:11,887 I abandoned my friends tonight. 127 00:19:11,971 --> 00:19:15,720 - Isn't that awful? - Well, It depends on what they did. 128 00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:19,886 - They were trying to cheer me up. - How dare they! 129 00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:25,220 No I... broke up with my boyfriend a month ago - 130 00:19:25,303 --> 00:19:29,345 - so they organized a night on the town in London. 131 00:19:29,428 --> 00:19:34,261 - Cocktailing, clubing, you know - the whole shebang. - What a chore. 132 00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:40,010 You'd be surprised. I can't do it anymore. Could you? Me? 133 00:19:40,094 --> 00:19:47,009 A single dad with a seven year old tender and a chance to party all night? Hmm. 134 00:19:48,676 --> 00:19:52,469 - Why don't you change your seat? - No. No, no. 135 00:19:52,552 --> 00:19:57,469 I'm warming my legs up. ER is a war zone this time of year. 136 00:19:57,552 --> 00:20:00,843 - Warm up on me. - Excuse me? 137 00:20:01,509 --> 00:20:05,258 Guess my condition. Oh! 138 00:20:06,425 --> 00:20:09,550 Okay... 139 00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:21,382 - Heart murmur. - Nice guess! That's talent. 140 00:20:21,466 --> 00:20:25,923 - Aah for a seven-year old it's entertainment. - And how would you know this assessment? 141 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:30,549 Well, first, I'd check your fifth intercostal space, your middle auxiliary point. 142 00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:36,090 - Remind me where that is again? - It's right here. 143 00:20:39,131 --> 00:20:43,380 So just under my left breast... 144 00:20:46,047 --> 00:20:51,797 And then.. I would feel for a palpable murmur - or a thrill (vibration). 145 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:58,754 - It's what we call it. A thrill. - You'd feel me for a thrill ... 146 00:21:06,672 --> 00:21:10,753 Then... I would send you... 147 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:14,795 ... for an ECG examination. 148 00:21:28,169 --> 00:21:32,627 You know I don't think the stain is coming out. 149 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:36,294 I'd like to take you up on your offer just now. 150 00:21:36,377 --> 00:21:41,169 Or you can buy me a new coat with your Doctor's salary. 151 00:21:41,252 --> 00:21:45,336 Shall I give you my number? 152 00:21:58,001 --> 00:22:04,250 Sarah... Barwell? You could a doctor with handwriting like this. 153 00:22:04,334 --> 00:22:09,167 Funny,.. or rude. I can't work out what sums you up best. 154 00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:14,417 - All my patients have that problem. - And do any of your patients get to call you by your first name? 155 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:18,000 Ooh... only special cases. 156 00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:22,791 Lewis. 157 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:27,623 Well you get some rest, Lewis. 158 00:22:27,706 --> 00:22:31,498 I'll wake you before Tonbridge. 159 00:25:01,613 --> 00:25:03,695 Sarah... 160 00:25:03,778 --> 00:25:09,280 - Gosh, I'm so sorry! I just closed my eyes for a few seconds. - Have we missed your stop? - No, no, no, no! 161 00:25:09,363 --> 00:25:13,238 - It's Max, do you mind keeping an eye on him for a minute? - No, of course not. - I'm just going to go and try and find the guard. 162 00:25:13,322 --> 00:25:18,321 - If he wakes up, can you just tell him... - You've gone to find the guard. 163 00:25:18,404 --> 00:25:21,028 Yes. There is nothing to worry about. 164 00:26:00,942 --> 00:26:03,649 Hello? 165 00:26:07,108 --> 00:26:11,526 - What do you think you're doing? - Have you seen the guard? - Are you looking for an earl grey? 166 00:26:11,609 --> 00:26:15,107 There is someone hurt outside. Might be on the tracks. Maybe hit by the train. 167 00:26:15,192 --> 00:26:19,567 Well, there's a first. Someone throws themselve in front of the train and it's not delayed? 168 00:26:19,649 --> 00:26:24,066 - Have you seen the guard? - And what can he do about it? 169 00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:28,107 He could give you a 50 pound fine for pulling that I suppose. 170 00:26:28,191 --> 00:26:32,399 - It's an emergency. - An emergency, where? Are we on fire? 171 00:26:32,482 --> 00:26:38,482 - There's a guy outside. I'm trying to let the driver know. - What's he going to do back up and give mouth-to-mouth? 172 00:26:38,566 --> 00:26:43,814 Why not wait until we're outside this tunnel and then call an ambulance. 173 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:49,647 Well? What are you waiting for? 174 00:26:57,230 --> 00:27:00,522 Hi! Ambulance please! 175 00:27:00,605 --> 00:27:06,770 Hi, I'm on a train. There's been an accident on the Hastings line somewhere between... 176 00:27:06,853 --> 00:27:10,313 ... Seven Oaks and Tonbridge. 177 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:15,063 Well, there's someone outside on the tracks, badly hurt. 178 00:27:15,146 --> 00:27:18,270 I can't find the guard! 179 00:27:18,353 --> 00:27:24,270 Lewis Shaler, I'm an E&E consultant at Tonbridge. I'm on my way there now. 180 00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:28,770 Yah no please do, because they're gonna have the blue light and then he's... 181 00:27:28,853 --> 00:27:32,937 - Okay, thanks, thank you. - You're on your way to the emergency room? 182 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:38,477 Traffic accident, the registrar is second best, their understaffed. 183 00:27:40,602 --> 00:27:48,226 - Where's your receptionist? - Needless in a boozer beef, felt up under the mistletoe I imagine. Goodnight. 184 00:27:50,477 --> 00:27:55,060 Oh, can you do that one? Yeh! This one... More... 185 00:27:56,060 --> 00:28:01,892 - I'll try. - You do that very nice by the way. - Normally people are wowed. 186 00:28:01,975 --> 00:28:06,641 - Nearly. - I don't know how to do it. - Can you do this one? 187 00:28:09,475 --> 00:28:13,641 Try it faster. You are so sweet! 188 00:28:13,724 --> 00:28:19,016 - Dad, look at this! - A just a little party trick. 189 00:28:20,224 --> 00:28:25,224 - What? Did you find the guard? - Don't run, Max! 190 00:28:25,308 --> 00:28:29,932 You know I haven't heard nary a twit from you in several minutes, and I'm getting concerned. 191 00:28:30,015 --> 00:28:33,932 Okay, I just saw someone outside on the tracks. On the tracks? Doing what? 192 00:28:34,015 --> 00:28:37,306 Crawling! Crawling? Where? Along the tracks. 193 00:28:37,390 --> 00:28:43,890 - I don't get it. Who is that? - I don't know. Max, wait! 194 00:29:15,513 --> 00:29:20,095 - Sorry to bother you. Have you seen the guard? - No. 195 00:29:20,179 --> 00:29:24,053 - Is there something wrong? - No. Thanks anyway. 196 00:29:24,136 --> 00:29:26,011 Hello there! 197 00:29:26,094 --> 00:29:31,718 - How old are you? - Max! Keep gloves on and your... hat. 198 00:29:37,220 --> 00:29:42,010 Okay. This... is ours. Will you be okay? 199 00:29:42,094 --> 00:29:47,967 - I think so. But I better not leave that heart murmur too long though. - Heh. 200 00:29:49,302 --> 00:29:52,218 - Goodbye then. - Goodbye. 201 00:29:52,302 --> 00:29:55,426 You have my number. 202 00:30:05,426 --> 00:30:10,592 - It's no use, you're going to have to work a lot harder for the next one. - I don't believe it! 203 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:16,715 - The train didn't stop! Dad, the train didn't stop! - I know! 204 00:30:16,799 --> 00:30:22,382 23:10, Charing Cross to Tunbridge Wells... 205 00:30:22,465 --> 00:30:26,090 Tonbridge. 206 00:30:26,924 --> 00:30:31,299 - Where are you going? - I'm gonna have a word with the driver. 207 00:30:31,382 --> 00:30:36,714 All the way to the front again? My knee hurts! Your knee doesn't hurt! 208 00:30:36,798 --> 00:30:40,673 - He can stay here if he's tired. - Oh we don't have first class tickets. 209 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:44,881 Neither do I. No guard to worry about, apparently. 210 00:30:44,964 --> 00:30:50,297 Oh well my knee hurts too. Isn't that funny! And I'm armed to the teeth with party tricks. You can run along. 211 00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:55,380 - Dad never runs anywhere. - Oh, they're gorgeous! Max, look! 212 00:30:55,463 --> 00:31:01,838 - Otter for Leah, penguin for Jake. - My grandchildren. - Sit down Max! 213 00:31:01,922 --> 00:31:07,172 - But, the seats are purple. Purple is for girls. - Don't be daft, pink is for girls, not purple. 214 00:31:07,255 --> 00:31:11,795 - No, purple is for big strong men! - Like Batman. - Alright stand then. It's up to you. 215 00:31:11,878 --> 00:31:14,878 I'll uh... I'll be right back! 216 00:31:14,961 --> 00:31:19,836 Max, this isn't just any purple! 217 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:26,171 This is Imperial Purple. Don't you know where it comes from? 218 00:31:26,254 --> 00:31:28,753 A rare sea snail - 219 00:31:28,836 --> 00:31:34,461 - that clings to the rocky shores of the remote islands off the coast of Morocco. 220 00:31:34,545 --> 00:31:38,169 Africa. 221 00:31:38,252 --> 00:31:43,751 In ancient times it was worth more than its weight in gold - 222 00:31:43,834 --> 00:31:49,210 - because it was the color of Roman royalty. 223 00:31:49,294 --> 00:31:55,001 It was the color of immortality. 224 00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:16,000 You have to manage yourself for now. And I'll get out when I get out. 225 00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:21,041 I don't know. Listen, I'm stuck on a train. I can't do any better than that. 226 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:40,580 Hello? 227 00:32:42,289 --> 00:32:48,248 Hello? Is the driver there? I really need to speak to someone. 228 00:32:52,205 --> 00:32:57,954 - Is the driver there? This is one of your passengers. - How many of you are left? 229 00:32:58,038 --> 00:33:04,038 - Is this the driver? - Passengers. - What? - How many passengers? 230 00:33:04,121 --> 00:33:08,455 There's... six of us! 231 00:33:08,539 --> 00:33:16,203 Now listen, some of us were to get off at Tonbridge, and there was someone... tracks? 232 00:33:16,287 --> 00:33:18,328 Hello? 233 00:33:19,995 --> 00:33:22,744 Hello! 234 00:33:25,619 --> 00:33:30,202 And then there's this picture. How nice. 235 00:33:30,286 --> 00:33:35,077 And he starts to sew the leg back on to him. 236 00:34:01,575 --> 00:34:06,699 I'm an E&E doctor and I have to get into the hospital! 237 00:34:07,616 --> 00:34:13,075 There's been a traffic accident! I'll call the police! I'm already one step ahead of you on that! 238 00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:17,699 - He just went past my stop! - You didn't find a guard then? 239 00:34:17,783 --> 00:34:20,948 No, all I found was his ticket machine. 240 00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:34,573 - And what, do you think that was him rolling around outside in the dirt? - I don't know. But there's something up with the driver. - I'd say he's just ignoring you. I would if I were him. 241 00:34:34,657 --> 00:34:42,989 - He just spoke with me. He asked me how many passengers were left. - And when I told him about the guy outside he hung up. - He actually spoke to you? 242 00:34:43,072 --> 00:34:48,780 There's an intercom in the guard's box. And who said you could go in the guard's box? 243 00:34:48,863 --> 00:34:54,072 The guard leave those too did he? What? Those keys. What, these keys? 244 00:34:54,156 --> 00:34:58,946 Tell you what why don't I call the police right now and tell them what you're up to? Okay. Good thinking! 245 00:35:00,488 --> 00:35:03,488 This isn't funny! 246 00:35:05,695 --> 00:35:09,237 Oh, my God! 247 00:35:13,654 --> 00:35:16,736 Don't! 248 00:35:23,487 --> 00:35:26,195 That's my stop! 249 00:35:39,652 --> 00:35:42,110 Heh! What are you doing? 250 00:35:47,235 --> 00:35:50,067 What is it? 251 00:35:50,151 --> 00:35:56,359 Take your pick. Stuck needle or no pressure in the brakes. 252 00:35:56,442 --> 00:35:58,859 Oh my God! 253 00:35:58,942 --> 00:36:02,067 Step over. After you. 254 00:36:15,484 --> 00:36:18,234 Don't these stop the train? In theory! 255 00:36:18,317 --> 00:36:23,565 - Everyone knows pulling the communication post stops the train. Everyone! - Everyone is wrong! 256 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:27,399 No way to disable the brakes from the outside? No, not while the train's moving. 257 00:36:27,482 --> 00:36:30,898 Earlier when the train stopped, I saw someone out there. Yes, Yes you keep saying that. 258 00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:35,439 Not the guy that was hurt, not him. Before that. Just before that. Where? Somebody was hurt? 259 00:36:35,523 --> 00:36:40,024 Outside. He was doing something to the train. I thought he was a railroad worker. But he was... 260 00:36:40,107 --> 00:36:44,481 There was a hissing sound like... ...like air coming out of the brakes. 261 00:36:44,563 --> 00:36:49,647 - What did he look like? - He was wearing a high-vis jacket. 262 00:36:51,063 --> 00:36:54,522 I don't know, it was dark. 263 00:36:56,021 --> 00:37:00,937 - What? - What have you got on there? 264 00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:05,355 - Do you like? - It's very fetching. Do you work for the railway? 265 00:37:05,438 --> 00:37:08,313 No, London Underground. 266 00:37:08,397 --> 00:37:11,354 Cleaner. 267 00:37:11,437 --> 00:37:15,603 - Have you seen the guard recently? - No. Have you? 268 00:37:15,686 --> 00:37:21,311 - What's your name? - Who are you? Police? - What is your name? 269 00:37:21,395 --> 00:37:27,436 - Peter Carmichael, and this is Dr. Lewis Shaler. 270 00:37:30,061 --> 00:37:34,560 Jan... Klimowski. 271 00:37:34,644 --> 00:37:38,809 - And I have not been outside. - I'm sorry, whose accusing you of anything? 272 00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:43,353 You! You know who I think let air from brakes? 273 00:37:43,436 --> 00:37:48,226 - The same person now driving this train. 274 00:37:51,101 --> 00:37:53,683 Oh, god... 275 00:37:54,933 --> 00:37:58,017 What can we do... 276 00:38:03,559 --> 00:38:05,476 Transport Police! 277 00:38:05,558 --> 00:38:09,682 - Where's Max? - He's fine. He's crashing with Elaine. 278 00:38:09,766 --> 00:38:14,099 - Well, what's going on? - I thought this was supposed to be a stopping service. - So did I. 279 00:38:14,182 --> 00:38:20,224 - Well, why don't we just pull the brake chain? - We did. We tried. We pulled the emergency brake, and the guard lever, and all the chains on the way here. 280 00:38:20,307 --> 00:38:25,641 - Dude! shall I pull it? - Go ahead! - I will you know! - They don't work. 281 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:32,265 This is the train to and from Tunbridge Wells. 282 00:38:32,348 --> 00:38:36,098 So the rear driving cab should be the same as the front one. 283 00:38:36,181 --> 00:38:40,014 - Please tell me there's a brake in there. - Let's hope so. 284 00:38:46,930 --> 00:38:50,639 - He's not tired your boy? - No. He's not my boy. 285 00:38:50,722 --> 00:38:56,721 - You're not married? - Not yet. We just met. - You just met tonight on this train? 286 00:38:56,804 --> 00:39:01,637 - Uh huh. - And he leaves his boy with you? - I'm not as dangerous as I look. 287 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:07,263 - Why do you come to back of train? Why don't you go to driver's door? - I already tried that, it's jammed. 288 00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:11,845 - Leave that door alone! - You speak to police? 289 00:39:11,928 --> 00:39:14,721 They're contacting the driver direct - 290 00:39:14,804 --> 00:39:20,428 - and they warned all of us not to do anything to jeopardize their efforts to stop this train. 291 00:39:25,053 --> 00:39:27,512 It was open! 292 00:39:27,595 --> 00:39:33,344 - I can't see anything, do you have a lighter? - So we're ignoring the police then are we? - Yes, fuck the police! 293 00:39:33,427 --> 00:39:36,760 - That's Tunbridge Wells, that's my stop! The last stop. - No police! 294 00:39:36,843 --> 00:39:40,968 Give them a chance, I only just told them! 295 00:39:41,926 --> 00:39:46,052 We'll be all the way to Hastings as long as there ass isn't in gear. 296 00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:50,135 - Okay, so where's the brake? - Well, that's not it. 297 00:39:50,219 --> 00:39:57,425 No, that one tells the driver that we're back here! What about this one? That's the dead man's handle... 298 00:39:57,508 --> 00:39:59,966 ...ie touch it and your a dead man! Hey boys, everyone gets a go, alright. 299 00:40:00,049 --> 00:40:03,966 Lewis, the keys. Yes keys. Try the keys. 300 00:40:04,049 --> 00:40:07,426 These are just door keys. That's because the driver has the driver's keys. 301 00:40:07,509 --> 00:40:13,966 - And if you won't listen to the police then all they need to do is cut the power to the third rail and we roll safely to a stop. - No, we won't! 302 00:40:14,049 --> 00:40:20,216 - It's not the end of New Hebrides Lewis. - This is an electrified line down here. - It's a diesel train. Look! 303 00:40:20,299 --> 00:40:24,798 - So they can't cut the power? - Well they can, but it won't stop us. 304 00:40:24,882 --> 00:40:29,090 - So how can they stop us? - I don't think they can. 305 00:40:29,173 --> 00:40:32,589 We'd like to get off the train now! We'd like to get off now! 306 00:40:32,672 --> 00:40:36,007 Lewis! Lewis, put light here! 307 00:40:36,964 --> 00:40:43,006 - This is the back door. - If we can open it, we can jump. - And hopefully have a heart attack before we hit the ballast at 70 mph. 308 00:40:43,089 --> 00:40:47,464 - We can run off the back! - You can run off the back. A little boy? Elaine? 309 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:53,171 What other choice do we have? Then you fill out a donor card before you jump off the train. Okay! You stay and I'll jump! 310 00:40:53,255 --> 00:40:56,921 Boys! Boys! Trains don't have steering wheels. 311 00:40:57,005 --> 00:41:01,671 "It's a handbrake. Use only when the train is stationary." 312 00:41:01,755 --> 00:41:06,962 Do you really think that a handbrake will stop a speeding train? I don't know what will stop this train. 313 00:41:07,045 --> 00:41:11,212 When we're off this thing I'll gladly tell the police that you were against us coming in here, but it's a diesel train. 314 00:41:11,295 --> 00:41:14,670 And I don't see how they can stop it from the outside. Yes, let him try! 315 00:41:14,754 --> 00:41:18,628 - Don't shine that in my face! - Don't touch me! 316 00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:30,086 Come on! 317 00:41:39,752 --> 00:41:42,917 What was that? 318 00:41:46,666 --> 00:41:49,417 Come on! 319 00:41:54,168 --> 00:41:59,667 - It's working! - It's working! - It's working! 320 00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:18,165 He's fighting us! But we fight back! 321 00:42:18,249 --> 00:42:21,749 It only makes it worse. 322 00:42:21,832 --> 00:42:27,790 - How fast? How fast now? - 80 .. 85 .. 323 00:42:27,874 --> 00:42:30,581 90 .. 324 00:42:32,373 --> 00:42:37,039 - 95 .. - The motor is too powerful. 325 00:42:37,123 --> 00:42:40,331 - 100 - Alright, this is dangerous and illegal! 326 00:42:40,414 --> 00:42:47,373 - Get off! Get off the cowl! - Release the brake! - Stop! Stop, boys please! 327 00:42:49,248 --> 00:42:53,663 - Is that all you've got? - Alright! Alright! Take it easy! 328 00:42:53,747 --> 00:42:58,955 Help me! Help me! It's burning! The smoke! Help me to unwind it! 329 00:42:59,038 --> 00:43:04,413 No wonder the Soviets want you our ignorant Jan! 330 00:43:18,037 --> 00:43:22,078 So the police said do nothing? How can they do, they'll contact us if they need us. 331 00:43:22,161 --> 00:43:26,203 Breathe through that nostril. And that one. 332 00:43:26,286 --> 00:43:29,244 You're fine. Just stay standing and keep pinching it just... by the bridge. 333 00:43:29,327 --> 00:43:32,784 - Have they spoken to the driver? - They're working on it. 334 00:43:32,868 --> 00:43:38,535 But you heard his voice so we know he's conscious, the question is why is he doing this? 335 00:43:38,619 --> 00:43:44,701 When he spoke to me he asked me how many passengers were left. 336 00:43:44,784 --> 00:43:49,617 We should break his door and smash his face. Then he will tell us. 337 00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:52,533 Yeh, we'll need a battering ram to get through, perhaps we can try your head. 338 00:43:52,617 --> 00:43:57,533 In the absence of a battering ram we'll just have to wait for the boys in blue. Where are we now? 339 00:43:57,617 --> 00:44:00,700 I think we're approaching Stonegate. 340 00:44:00,783 --> 00:44:06,200 There is a level crossing after Stonegate. 341 00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:12,408 - Buy us some time won't they. - Only if they're expecting us. 342 00:44:12,491 --> 00:44:16,199 - I suppose automatic, right? - Some are, some aren't. 343 00:44:16,282 --> 00:44:21,991 If it's manual, then there's a red light and it's up to the driver to stop the train. - If the brakes are even working! 344 00:44:22,074 --> 00:44:26,698 - If we hit car we come off track. - Very funny, Jan. 345 00:44:26,781 --> 00:44:31,032 - At 100 miles an hour! - We should call the police to make sure they're ready for us. 346 00:44:31,116 --> 00:44:36,905 - How far from Stonegate is that level crossing? - There's a tunnel before the station. 347 00:44:36,989 --> 00:44:43,781 - The crossing is a couple miles after that. - So what's that 100 mph, that's 80 seconds. - For God's sake. 348 00:44:45,031 --> 00:44:49,613 Hi, monkey! Have you beat my high score yet? 349 00:44:49,696 --> 00:44:52,738 Keep trying. The snake goes too fast! 350 00:44:52,821 --> 00:44:55,653 Yes, hello! The police. 351 00:44:56,363 --> 00:45:02,405 - Why was that man calling the police? - Because there's something broken on the train and the driver needs to fix it. 352 00:45:02,489 --> 00:45:09,363 - If it's broken, how does it keep going? - Because it's only the brakes that are broken, Max. - Is that why we didn't stop? 353 00:45:09,446 --> 00:45:13,445 The driver is going to fix it, Max. It's just like when I fixed your bike brakes. Remember that? 354 00:45:13,527 --> 00:45:18,445 But, how can he fix the brakes if the train can't stop? 355 00:45:18,527 --> 00:45:22,112 Do you want me to show you how to win snake or not? 356 00:45:23,903 --> 00:45:26,653 Come this side Max. Come, come, come! 357 00:45:26,737 --> 00:45:31,777 - You don't have to move forward! - Sit this side, Max! - Heh Max, this side is better. 358 00:45:31,861 --> 00:45:34,818 What have I told you? You do what you're told! 359 00:45:44,110 --> 00:45:49,193 Do you know, we pulled the communication cord and nothing happened! 360 00:45:56,026 --> 00:45:58,984 Listen. Listen to me! 361 00:45:59,067 --> 00:46:02,108 I'm trying to tell you we're almost approaching Stonegate - 362 00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:08,524 - and if those barriers aren't down, then you are going to need counseling when you sift through the mess! 363 00:46:15,941 --> 00:46:19,149 Hey! Hey! Close the crossway! Heeey! 364 00:46:30,233 --> 00:46:35,315 Don't worry, Dad. They'll fix the brakes. 365 00:46:36,772 --> 00:46:41,230 You're right monkey. It's crazy to worry. Here take Harry. 366 00:46:52,981 --> 00:46:56,729 Let's... 367 00:46:56,813 --> 00:47:01,395 Let's play a game. Let's play put your feet and knees firmly together on the floor. 368 00:47:01,478 --> 00:47:04,854 How bout "Simon Says". 369 00:47:06,396 --> 00:47:09,480 Simon says: Put your feet and knees together like this. 370 00:47:09,563 --> 00:47:14,979 - A little bit further back. - You didn't say "Simon says". 371 00:47:18,644 --> 00:47:24,978 Simon says: Bend down as far as you can and put your hands behind your head. 372 00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:30,768 We're all going to sit like this for a bit. 373 00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:40,852 - And uh... close your eyes. - Simon says: Close your eyes. 374 00:48:32,350 --> 00:48:34,974 Dad? 375 00:48:45,263 --> 00:48:48,179 Oh my God! 376 00:48:48,262 --> 00:48:52,222 - Did you get the police? Yes, - but they were too late to do anything. 377 00:48:52,306 --> 00:48:55,348 Let me think for a minute. 378 00:48:56,972 --> 00:48:59,762 Elaine, are you alright? 379 00:48:59,846 --> 00:49:03,096 What? What did she say? 380 00:49:03,179 --> 00:49:07,179 She said that the otter is for Jake and the penguin for Leah. Ooh, Ooh Elaine. 381 00:49:07,262 --> 00:49:11,554 Are you alright? Are you with me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me, Elaine? Elaine! 382 00:49:11,637 --> 00:49:14,845 Ok, give me a hand to get her down. 383 00:49:22,136 --> 00:49:26,886 She's in cardiac arrest. Check her handbag for pills! 384 00:49:44,843 --> 00:49:48,219 There is no pills! There is no pills, Lewis. 385 00:49:50,009 --> 00:49:55,301 - Lewis what can we do? - Does anyone else know how to do CPR? 386 00:49:55,384 --> 00:50:00,717 - Sarah? - No, I'm sorry I don't... I don't know how to... 387 00:50:04,758 --> 00:50:09,257 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven- 388 00:50:09,341 --> 00:50:13,506 - eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen... 389 00:50:13,591 --> 00:50:16,092 Come on, Elaine! 390 00:50:24,798 --> 00:50:27,673 Come on! 391 00:50:35,923 --> 00:50:39,091 Come on! 392 00:51:03,962 --> 00:51:07,670 Nearly ten minutes, Lewis! 393 00:51:11,004 --> 00:51:15,295 - How long are you going to do this? - Let him do it! 394 00:51:15,378 --> 00:51:20,419 I am going to go to front to break driver's door. I need your help! 395 00:51:20,502 --> 00:51:23,252 She needs his help! She's dead! 396 00:51:34,127 --> 00:51:36,960 "Home". 397 00:51:39,252 --> 00:51:42,418 Give it to me. 398 00:51:45,418 --> 00:51:50,335 - How long til end of line? - At this speed if we don't run into anything maybe half an hour. 399 00:51:50,417 --> 00:51:54,749 - Maybe half an hour. Maybe. - We can't just leave her. 400 00:51:54,833 --> 00:51:59,917 - What about us! - Lewis, what about your boy! 401 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,625 Lewis, does she have any chance? 402 00:52:04,709 --> 00:52:09,416 - If I had a defib. - But you don't. 403 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:18,456 Come on! We have no time! 404 00:52:43,539 --> 00:52:48,663 - You couldn't save her Dad? - No Max, I couldn't. 405 00:52:48,746 --> 00:52:54,121 If you were at the hospital you would have. 406 00:53:27,203 --> 00:53:30,203 Knock, knock. Bang bang bang bang 407 00:53:43,743 --> 00:53:47,286 Okay Lewis my turn. Come on! 408 00:53:55,408 --> 00:53:58,326 Okay Lewis let me! Let me. 409 00:53:58,408 --> 00:54:00,657 Let me! 410 00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:05,783 Thank you. - Ladies and gentlemen... 411 00:54:05,867 --> 00:54:10,616 Welcome on board train to Tunbridge Wells! 412 00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:18,115 Tonight we stop to let some passengers off. Some passengers we do not let off! 413 00:54:18,199 --> 00:54:21,324 They must stop train themselves! 414 00:54:27,032 --> 00:54:30,698 Open that door! 415 00:54:30,781 --> 00:54:36,031 Okay, give me a couple of seconds, I will try again. 416 00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:55,529 Trump! Again! Again! 417 00:54:57,029 --> 00:55:00,403 Again! Again! 418 00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:25,152 - Wait! Wait! - What? 419 00:55:25,235 --> 00:55:28,194 Nothing. 420 00:55:29,236 --> 00:55:34,652 - Jan this was your idea. It was your idea! - Okay. 421 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:38,610 Can you help me? 422 00:55:49,193 --> 00:55:52,734 - Are you okay? - Yah. 423 00:55:52,818 --> 00:55:56,109 - I'm okay. - Piss. 424 00:55:56,193 --> 00:55:58,442 Fuck! 425 00:56:00,276 --> 00:56:03,899 Give me the lamp. 426 00:56:05,607 --> 00:56:09,399 I found the guard. 427 00:56:31,065 --> 00:56:33,565 Open the door! 428 00:56:40,604 --> 00:56:44,105 Open the door! 429 00:56:44,189 --> 00:56:47,064 Listen... 430 00:56:47,148 --> 00:56:50,771 Hey look. 431 00:56:50,854 --> 00:56:55,604 Whatever it is you're doing, just stop the train- 432 00:56:55,688 --> 00:56:59,313 - and let us off! 433 00:56:59,395 --> 00:57:01,896 I'm begging you. I'm begging you. 434 00:57:01,979 --> 00:57:07,103 My son... is on the train. 435 00:57:07,187 --> 00:57:11,352 My son. He... 436 00:57:17,729 --> 00:57:21,228 I'm coming in! 437 00:57:23,062 --> 00:57:26,102 I'm serious, I'm coming in! 438 00:57:27,102 --> 00:57:30,143 Oh, my God! 439 00:57:31,643 --> 00:57:36,811 - I'm serious! - Horn exploding! 440 00:57:36,894 --> 00:57:40,061 I'm serious! 441 00:57:40,144 --> 00:57:44,311 Open the door, you bastard! 442 00:57:45,475 --> 00:57:50,474 - Lewis! - Open the door! 443 00:57:53,268 --> 00:57:56,935 Fuck! 444 00:57:58,517 --> 00:58:02,933 - I need your pole. - You're bleeding. - I need the pole. 445 00:58:15,308 --> 00:58:18,058 Fuck! 446 00:58:26,307 --> 00:58:29,514 You bastard! 447 00:58:29,597 --> 00:58:35,015 Why are you doing this? Why are you fucking... 448 00:58:42,471 --> 00:58:47,555 - Lewis... - He's right there. 449 00:58:47,638 --> 00:58:52,888 - I know. - He's right there. 450 00:58:52,971 --> 00:58:55,762 I know. 451 00:58:55,845 --> 00:58:59,680 Jan... What are we going to do? 452 00:59:01,221 --> 00:59:03,971 What do we do? What do we do? 453 00:59:04,055 --> 00:59:09,887 First we think. We do stupid things when we don't think. 454 00:59:09,970 --> 00:59:12,719 Then ... 455 00:59:14,594 --> 00:59:21,095 ... we try something else. Come on. You're a crazy fucker! 456 00:59:25,304 --> 00:59:30,635 Course it's not the Black Forest down here but I did manage to glean a few things before losing them. 457 00:59:30,718 --> 00:59:36,759 They're working on something a bit further down the line. And they found the driver. 458 00:59:36,842 --> 00:59:40,968 - Where? - Just as you said Lewis, on the track. 459 00:59:41,053 --> 00:59:44,467 He said he been attacked by somebody on the train. 460 00:59:44,551 --> 00:59:49,591 - I think I saw him earlier. - You saw him? - Yah. 461 00:59:49,675 --> 00:59:53,425 I recognized his motorcycle helmet. 462 00:59:53,508 --> 00:59:58,716 He nearly got off at London Bridge, as if he missed his stop. 463 00:59:58,801 --> 01:00:02,884 I think this guy kills the guard - 464 01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:07,258 - He drags him in there - 465 01:00:07,340 --> 01:00:14,465 - and then... he pulls the emergency brake, which still works. 466 01:00:14,549 --> 01:00:20,007 And then he lets the air out of the brakes, jumps into the driver's cab - 467 01:00:20,090 --> 01:00:25,299 - and throws him out... I heard him shout. And... 468 01:00:28,381 --> 01:00:32,049 Do any of you remember Moorgate? 469 01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:37,963 Nah you're too young. It was about 30 years ago. 470 01:00:38,047 --> 01:00:44,048 A crash on the underground. Northern Line. 471 01:00:44,131 --> 01:00:51,505 When the train came into the station instead of slowing down it accelerated into the buffers. 472 01:00:51,588 --> 01:00:56,421 The driver was killed along with 40 other souls. 473 01:00:56,504 --> 01:01:04,296 They never proved what caused it, but speculation at the time was that it was suicide. 474 01:01:06,921 --> 01:01:11,129 Driver suicide. 475 01:01:23,377 --> 01:01:25,461 INSTRUCTIONS 476 01:01:39,334 --> 01:01:43,044 - How long from end of line? - About 20 minutes. 477 01:01:43,127 --> 01:01:47,127 - What is there after that? - The great blue yonder. 478 01:01:47,210 --> 01:01:52,792 We could start fire outside door. Smoke bring him out like in back. 479 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:55,833 - Diesel tanks are under there. - Even better we blow up the bastard! 480 01:01:55,917 --> 01:02:00,875 - At this speed we'd derail. - So what do we do? We sit here? We do nothing? 481 01:02:00,958 --> 01:02:05,167 Jan, just listen to me please. Now I don't know if you heard of the Paddington crash - 482 01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:09,292 - but there diesel tanks rupture, and when sparks ignited the diesel a fireball swept through the length of the train. 483 01:02:09,374 --> 01:02:13,624 When it reached the passengers they all screamed. Do you know how they know that? 484 01:02:13,707 --> 01:02:21,748 - Because the insides of their mouths were burned out. - Thank you very much, Mr. train crash. 485 01:02:21,831 --> 01:02:25,081 Look! "Buckeye coupler". "Buckeye coupler". 486 01:02:25,165 --> 01:02:29,623 It holds the carriages together. If we could get to it. We could... I don't know, we could unhitch it? 487 01:02:29,706 --> 01:02:35,373 - I know this. You pull here. - You pull it? 488 01:02:35,456 --> 01:02:38,372 When you push lever this comes out. 489 01:02:38,455 --> 01:02:43,997 How you say... knuckles. 490 01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:47,829 - Knuckles. - Knuckles comes loose. 491 01:02:47,913 --> 01:02:52,122 This makes connection not safe. Then it just needs shake... 492 01:02:52,205 --> 01:02:55,747 What, just like that, with all this load on the coupling? This train weighing hundreds of tons. 493 01:02:55,830 --> 01:02:59,788 Load is on coupling, not on pin. Without pin it's not safe. 494 01:02:59,871 --> 01:03:05,453 At this speed, train shaking, it will come open! 495 01:03:06,536 --> 01:03:11,328 I am graduate of engineering from University of Technology, Gdansk. 496 01:03:11,412 --> 01:03:15,452 So we uncouple the carriages, put the rear handbrake on and - 497 01:03:15,536 --> 01:03:18,536 - with luck roll to a gentle stop. 498 01:03:18,619 --> 01:03:22,037 Not bad, where is this coupling? 499 01:03:39,575 --> 01:03:42,867 Just under here. 500 01:03:45,575 --> 01:03:48,743 Well there's no getting thru there. I will get to it. 501 01:03:48,826 --> 01:03:54,617 - Not without a sledgehammer you won't. - I will go outside. 502 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:58,616 - What do you mean you'll go outside? - My English not good? 503 01:03:58,699 --> 01:04:02,825 - I said I will go outside! - Jan, we're not on a cruise ship. 504 01:04:02,909 --> 01:04:07,824 You can't just go out on the deck. How will you get out? 505 01:04:07,908 --> 01:04:12,657 - Same way I got in, through door! - Of course, through the door how silly of me! 506 01:04:12,741 --> 01:04:17,407 - And what are you going to do then? Just float around outside? - There is small step! 507 01:04:17,490 --> 01:04:21,407 - It is only 2 inches wide. - As much as that? 508 01:04:21,490 --> 01:04:23,657 Oh, I'm sorry. Is it too easy for you? 509 01:04:23,740 --> 01:04:31,114 Should we give you a blindfold, put ferrets in your pants and tye one hand behind your back? 510 01:04:31,197 --> 01:04:36,948 Once you're out there in pitch black, freezing cold, moving at 100 miles per hour with nothing to hang on to... 511 01:04:37,032 --> 01:04:42,198 - How do you propose unhitching the coupling? - Have any better idea? 512 01:04:42,281 --> 01:04:45,072 Tell me! Tell me! 513 01:04:49,655 --> 01:04:53,029 - Just hang on. - You're going to keep talking? 514 01:04:53,112 --> 01:04:56,821 Just shut up and listen to me! 515 01:04:56,905 --> 01:05:03,487 Once we get past Crowhurst all these trains go slower. How do you know trains slow down? 516 01:05:03,570 --> 01:05:07,570 Because I take the line alone to get to the coast to visit my son. 517 01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:13,403 You can learn very well from him. He doesn't like me either. 518 01:05:13,486 --> 01:05:17,445 Okay, why trains slow down? Because after Crowhurst the line becomes very poor all the way to Hastings. 519 01:05:17,529 --> 01:05:23,028 So if you're crazy enough to go outside, that's the time to do it. 520 01:05:23,111 --> 01:05:28,484 This driver will not slow down. Then he'll derail us if he doesn't. You said he wants to die. 521 01:05:28,567 --> 01:05:34,236 Of course he does, but what's the point of dying out here! It's nothing near as dramatic as hitting those buffers in Hastings. 522 01:05:34,318 --> 01:05:39,860 Whoever this guy is, he's got it all planned, and he wants to go out with a bang. 523 01:05:39,943 --> 01:05:46,652 And this, this is going to put him on the front page of every single newspaper in the land. 524 01:05:50,234 --> 01:05:54,816 I think we've got about five minutes before we get to Crowhurst. 525 01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:59,359 Why don't I buy you a drink. 526 01:06:03,025 --> 01:06:05,234 Thanks you. 527 01:06:17,481 --> 01:06:24,356 - What are you thinking Jan? - I'm thinking how they will write this in newspaper. 528 01:06:27,274 --> 01:06:33,605 - Have you ever been in newspaper? - Yah, but only local. It doesn't really count. 529 01:06:33,689 --> 01:06:39,190 - For what? - The Olympics. - Heh, the Olympics. 530 01:06:39,273 --> 01:06:43,438 Yah. I won a couple of races for my university running club. 531 01:06:43,522 --> 01:06:48,271 - You said he never runs anywhere. - He's just old. Huh. 532 01:06:48,354 --> 01:06:54,354 He got bad knees. He damaged his cruciate ligaments. 533 01:06:54,437 --> 01:06:58,854 It was fun to run, but a doctor was always the end plan. 534 01:06:58,937 --> 01:07:04,147 - I followed in my parents' footsteps you know. - How lucky your parents were! 535 01:07:04,230 --> 01:07:09,187 My son would never follow in my footsteps if I were leading him out of a burning building. 536 01:07:09,270 --> 01:07:13,602 He thinks I'm a dying breed. 537 01:07:13,685 --> 01:07:18,270 Given the circumstances he could be right. 538 01:07:18,353 --> 01:07:22,936 What about you Jan? Have you ever been in the paper? 539 01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:28,685 Back home, after I study Engineering, I was magician. 540 01:07:30,309 --> 01:07:34,977 My parents still think I am magician. 541 01:07:35,060 --> 01:07:38,851 - Here in London? - Yeh, successful and famous. 542 01:07:38,934 --> 01:07:42,476 Is that what you told them? 543 01:07:43,684 --> 01:07:47,476 So what's gonna happen when they find out? 544 01:07:47,559 --> 01:07:50,768 I find out tomorrow, when they fly here. 545 01:07:50,851 --> 01:07:58,183 Surprise Christmas trip. They're coming to see me in my big London show. 546 01:07:58,266 --> 01:08:04,557 They cannot wait to see their successful son. 547 01:08:04,641 --> 01:08:09,682 They're so proud there are articles about me in the newspapers. 548 01:08:09,766 --> 01:08:16,265 Especially my father. Because when I tell him I want to be magician - 549 01:08:16,348 --> 01:08:20,140 - he was not happy. 550 01:08:20,223 --> 01:08:23,472 What are you going to tell him? 551 01:08:29,306 --> 01:08:33,805 Don't worry monkey, it's alright. It's alright. He's trying to fix the brakes again. 552 01:08:33,889 --> 01:08:38,889 - Why don't you show us a magic trick? - Of course. 553 01:08:38,972 --> 01:08:43,639 Okay. Max, you know smoking... 554 01:08:45,597 --> 01:08:48,139 ... is very bad. 555 01:08:48,223 --> 01:08:52,804 Some people even say that it will kill you. 556 01:08:53,763 --> 01:09:00,762 But you know the funny thing about people is that they keep doing things that is not good for them. 557 01:09:00,845 --> 01:09:07,763 And if people keep doing things that is not good for them, maybe one day... 558 01:09:08,971 --> 01:09:11,387 ... they become ... 559 01:09:11,470 --> 01:09:13,803 ... Extinct. 560 01:09:13,887 --> 01:09:19,012 Where is cigarette? Do you have cigarette? Not in briefcase? 561 01:09:19,095 --> 01:09:24,052 Mr Carmichael you have cigarette! - What about Sarah? You look so innocent. 562 01:09:24,136 --> 01:09:28,886 Do you have cigarette? - Max, you have cigarette? 563 01:09:28,969 --> 01:09:33,760 Do you have cigarette here? What is this? 564 01:09:33,843 --> 01:09:39,593 It looks like ... Harry has cigarette. 565 01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:45,967 Maybe that is why, Harry has become extinct. 566 01:09:49,425 --> 01:09:52,467 And sleep! And sleep! 567 01:09:54,009 --> 01:09:57,925 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you - 568 01:09:58,009 --> 01:10:02,383 - the Great Klimowski. 569 01:10:09,842 --> 01:10:13,924 I'd keep moving, because the windchill is really going to bite. 570 01:10:14,008 --> 01:10:17,548 Don't move unless you have to. 571 01:10:17,632 --> 01:10:21,756 - And always keep three points of contact. - You're worse than my mother. 572 01:10:21,839 --> 01:10:24,506 Come on, Max. What's happening? 573 01:10:24,589 --> 01:10:29,966 - Where will you be? - I'm going to be on that side. - Are you ready for this? 574 01:10:30,049 --> 01:10:37,255 Like Houdini... I always do my own stunts. 575 01:11:07,503 --> 01:11:11,210 Monkey, go and sit with Sarah! Go on! Sit with Sarah monkey! 576 01:11:11,293 --> 01:11:14,336 Simon says. 577 01:11:16,170 --> 01:11:19,378 Good luck! 578 01:11:55,376 --> 01:11:58,126 Jan! 579 01:11:58,208 --> 01:12:02,290 Jan! Are you okay? 580 01:12:20,332 --> 01:12:23,165 Fuck! 581 01:12:32,455 --> 01:12:35,039 Fuck! 582 01:12:36,165 --> 01:12:39,581 - Lewis! - Jan! 583 01:12:39,664 --> 01:12:44,997 - Jan! Are you okay? - No! 584 01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:49,913 I'm not okay! 585 01:12:51,829 --> 01:12:55,411 Hang on! 586 01:12:55,495 --> 01:13:00,162 - Jan! Give me your hand! - I can't! 587 01:13:00,245 --> 01:13:04,162 Give it to me. Reach out. Just reach for my hand. Take my hand! 588 01:13:04,245 --> 01:13:10,328 - I can't! - Give me your hand! - I can't! - Reach out! 589 01:13:10,786 --> 01:13:14,120 Okay I've got you! I've got you! 590 01:13:21,827 --> 01:13:26,452 Lewis! See! 591 01:13:28,577 --> 01:13:32,451 A tunnel! There's a tunnel ahead! 592 01:13:35,826 --> 01:13:38,200 Come on Jan! Come on! Hurry up! Come on! 593 01:13:40,910 --> 01:13:43,784 We're nearly there! 594 01:13:47,742 --> 01:13:51,950 - Come on! - Lewis! 595 01:14:01,367 --> 01:14:04,658 Worry. 596 01:14:09,824 --> 01:14:12,448 Jan? 597 01:14:13,198 --> 01:14:16,240 Jan! 598 01:14:18,031 --> 01:14:21,491 Jan? Can you hear me? 599 01:14:21,574 --> 01:14:24,490 Jan! 600 01:14:24,573 --> 01:14:27,448 Can you hear me? 601 01:14:27,531 --> 01:14:30,156 Jan! 602 01:14:43,571 --> 01:14:47,321 Let's get you up. Come on. 603 01:14:58,487 --> 01:15:01,528 Is that okay? 604 01:15:03,903 --> 01:15:10,028 It's Okay... You just sprained it Jan. Keep your arm in there and don't move it. Fucking hell! 605 01:15:10,112 --> 01:15:13,695 You're gonna be fine. 606 01:15:27,153 --> 01:15:30,777 Those things will kill you. 607 01:15:35,860 --> 01:15:39,234 Oh for God's sake! 608 01:15:39,317 --> 01:15:44,652 We can't let you quit, can we. State would miss the charges. 609 01:15:48,234 --> 01:15:51,692 Cement. It's probably their idea of a barricade. 610 01:15:51,775 --> 01:15:57,316 - I wish they had used sandbags. - It's probably all the army had. 611 01:15:58,565 --> 01:16:03,941 Hang on ... They may have thought this through. 612 01:16:06,150 --> 01:16:09,441 He's stopped? 613 01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:28,356 Forget it, it's a simple track tunnel. 614 01:16:35,565 --> 01:16:39,439 Max! Max, come here. 615 01:16:40,438 --> 01:16:43,271 Come here! Come here! 616 01:16:43,771 --> 01:16:47,188 I want you to climb down. 617 01:16:48,021 --> 01:16:52,520 I know it looks scary, but you have to go, because the train's not safe! 618 01:16:54,438 --> 01:16:58,021 Why can't I stay with you? 619 01:16:58,105 --> 01:17:02,812 Because I just told you, the train isn't safe. 620 01:17:08,269 --> 01:17:11,395 I don't want to. 621 01:17:11,479 --> 01:17:16,811 Don't start! What have I told you? What have I told you? You do as you're told. 622 01:17:18,811 --> 01:17:21,185 Come on Max. 623 01:17:23,018 --> 01:17:24,685 Max! 624 01:17:24,768 --> 01:17:26,602 Lewis! 625 01:17:26,685 --> 01:17:28,477 Max! 626 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:32,310 It's alright! It's alright! 627 01:17:32,393 --> 01:17:35,518 He is terrified. 628 01:17:35,602 --> 01:17:40,851 - It's safer off the train. - No Dad, No! - I beg of you! I want to stay with you! 629 01:17:40,934 --> 01:17:46,433 Take Harry away! I'm sorry that I was playing with the door! 630 01:17:46,517 --> 01:17:50,477 I won't do it again! Please Daddy. Lewis, stop! 631 01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:55,059 - Think what you're doing! - I know what I'm doing! 632 01:17:55,142 --> 01:17:58,641 I need you to get off the train. Come on. 633 01:17:58,725 --> 01:18:01,766 Listen to your Dad, please. 634 01:18:01,850 --> 01:18:07,265 - I know it's hard. - No, Daddy! No! 635 01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:11,557 - Lewis! Stop! - I'm trying to help him! 636 01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:15,473 Okay, fine. Never mind. 637 01:19:15,887 --> 01:19:21,095 That's West St. Leonards! Lewis! We have ten minutes. 638 01:19:21,177 --> 01:19:28,052 We will die on this fucking train! You think it's a good time to sit down now Lewis? 639 01:19:28,134 --> 01:19:31,551 You don't think we should be doing something? 640 01:19:31,634 --> 01:19:35,720 You're gonna climb outside the train again? No, but make explosion the train will come apart. 641 01:19:35,803 --> 01:19:41,384 - Lewis! We have to try to do something! - Klimowski wants to blow up the train! 642 01:19:41,468 --> 01:19:46,383 - No, we should blow up the coupler! - We don't have any explosives! 643 01:19:46,467 --> 01:19:49,634 I have an idea. 644 01:20:01,633 --> 01:20:04,424 "Compressed gas" 645 01:20:55,754 --> 01:20:58,421 Down! Down! Down! Down! 646 01:20:59,797 --> 01:21:02,588 - Dad? - Sorry monkey, get back! Get back! 647 01:21:05,004 --> 01:21:08,878 If this works, we will be in newspaper. 648 01:21:08,962 --> 01:21:15,418 We will be in newspapers whatever happens. Then we can't lose. 649 01:21:47,417 --> 01:21:50,292 Give me the lamp! 650 01:21:50,375 --> 01:21:52,876 Give me the lamp! 651 01:22:00,165 --> 01:22:02,499 I can see the coupling! 652 01:22:07,041 --> 01:22:10,833 Take this and get to the back. For the brake. 653 01:22:10,916 --> 01:22:14,708 You're a good boy - aren't you. 654 01:22:31,664 --> 01:22:34,956 Come on, Max. 655 01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:41,205 Come on! 656 01:22:59,786 --> 01:23:04,453 - Jan! Get to the back with Sarah. - Where are you going? 657 01:23:04,537 --> 01:23:07,329 Please Jan, just do as I say just for once! Heh. 658 01:23:07,412 --> 01:23:11,745 Come on, Lewis! Give me room! 659 01:23:24,785 --> 01:23:29,117 Come on, you bastard! 660 01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:42,077 It's free! Pull it, Lewis! 661 01:24:24,197 --> 01:24:26,948 Fuck! 662 01:24:45,278 --> 01:24:49,738 Jan! Help Sarah with the handbrake! 663 01:24:50,321 --> 01:24:55,154 Help Sarah with the handbrake! She went to the back of the train. 664 01:24:55,237 --> 01:24:58,654 The Handbrake - at the back! 665 01:24:58,737 --> 01:25:02,320 Why are you standing there? 666 01:25:12,570 --> 01:25:17,528 - I heard a scream! - Lewis is okay. I need your help. - Come! Come! Come! 667 01:25:21,028 --> 01:25:25,444 - Max wait here! - Help me! 668 01:25:30,151 --> 01:25:33,069 Come on! 669 01:25:50,775 --> 01:25:53,567 Diesel... 670 01:25:53,650 --> 01:25:56,316 Fuck! 671 01:26:04,274 --> 01:26:08,565 How fast are we going? 672 01:26:08,648 --> 01:26:14,817 - How fast? - 55 mph 50! Come on! 673 01:26:14,900 --> 01:26:19,857 45! - Fuck you! Fuck you fucking mother! 674 01:26:19,941 --> 01:26:23,398 Come on, Sarah! 675 01:26:25,230 --> 01:26:28,272 Come on! 676 01:26:30,563 --> 01:26:34,147 On your mark ... 677 01:26:34,230 --> 01:26:37,606 ... Get set ... 678 01:27:34,643 --> 01:27:39,726 - Dad - Lewis? 679 01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:44,476 Lewis 680 01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:47,642 Dad 681 01:27:47,725 --> 01:27:53,307 - Jan can you see him? - Come on! Lewis! 682 01:27:54,766 --> 01:27:58,349 He's over there! He's over there! 683 01:28:09,933 --> 01:28:13,015 He's breathing! 684 01:28:13,097 --> 01:28:17,306 He lives, Max. He lives! 685 01:28:53,055 --> 01:28:55,721 Dad? 686 01:29:35,884 --> 01:29:41,676 Maybe if I had bought ticket, I could have got refund. 687 01:29:49,842 --> 01:29:53,216 It's okay Dad. The ambulance is coming. 688 01:29:53,300 --> 01:29:58,757 You're just hurrying to get to the hospital tonight Doctor, aren't you. 689 01:32:11,747 --> 01:32:14,588 Subtitle edited by mik3fee 690 01:32:15,305 --> 01:32:21,254 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org