1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:02:01,167 --> 00:02:06,251 One turtle, crawl, crawl, crawl. 3 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:11,667 Two fish, swim, swim, swim. 4 00:02:12,084 --> 00:02:17,334 Three big lobsters, swim swim, swim. 5 00:02:17,626 --> 00:02:20,834 Lobsters don't swim... they jump. 6 00:02:21,292 --> 00:02:26,834 Three big lobsters, jump, jump, jump. 7 00:02:27,209 --> 00:02:30,042 Four little girls... 8 00:02:30,834 --> 00:02:31,917 ...laugh! 9 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:35,251 I'm going in now. 10 00:02:35,334 --> 00:02:38,126 Play on the shore and don't get too near the water. 11 00:02:38,417 --> 00:02:41,209 If you fall in, the Big Lobster will grab you. 12 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:46,042 If he does, I'll eat him. 13 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:49,209 If you eat the Big Lobster, then the demon will eat you. 14 00:02:49,709 --> 00:02:51,834 There are no demons here. 15 00:02:52,251 --> 00:02:53,834 Really? 16 00:02:54,626 --> 00:02:57,292 Look. What's that in the water? 17 00:03:16,501 --> 00:03:18,209 Aha! It's me! 18 00:03:22,709 --> 00:03:25,667 See, I'm fine. I was just joking. Look! 19 00:03:50,126 --> 00:03:53,001 Go, Daddy! 20 00:03:54,209 --> 00:03:57,209 Great! Great! 21 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:02,876 Hurray Daddy! Yay, Daddy! 22 00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:32,751 You're so silly. 23 00:04:37,709 --> 00:04:38,501 Sheng! 24 00:04:39,584 --> 00:04:41,264 What are you doing here? Where's your Dad? 25 00:04:47,501 --> 00:04:48,709 My condolences. 26 00:05:38,501 --> 00:05:40,917 Thank you, your Holiness. 27 00:05:41,001 --> 00:05:44,292 Here's a little money and two ancient salted fish. 28 00:05:44,376 --> 00:05:45,751 Please accept them. 29 00:05:46,542 --> 00:05:49,251 As a Taoist priest, my sole purpose is to help the world. 30 00:05:49,834 --> 00:05:52,417 I can't accept such precious things. 31 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:56,459 Hey everyone! Now that the demon's been caught... 32 00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:59,251 ...it's up to you to decide what to do with it. 33 00:05:59,334 --> 00:06:00,251 Kill it! 34 00:06:00,334 --> 00:06:01,542 Isn't it dead already? 35 00:06:01,626 --> 00:06:03,251 Kill it again! 36 00:06:03,334 --> 00:06:04,126 Revenge! 37 00:06:04,209 --> 00:06:04,876 Revenge! 38 00:06:04,959 --> 00:06:08,042 I... want... revenge! 39 00:06:08,209 --> 00:06:10,001 You're all mistaken. That's not the killer. 40 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,834 It's just a stingray. 41 00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:19,501 He's gentle, kind-hearted and cheerful. 42 00:06:19,626 --> 00:06:22,501 A fish of good character. Just a bit too big. 43 00:06:22,709 --> 00:06:23,584 Who are you? 44 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:27,584 I am the unshaven Buddhist monk, Chen Xuan Zang. 45 00:06:27,917 --> 00:06:29,334 I am a demon-hunter. 46 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:32,751 We know about stingrays, but we've never seen one so big. 47 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:35,334 The Priest says it's possessed by a demon. 48 00:06:35,417 --> 00:06:36,834 Mayor, look. 49 00:06:36,917 --> 00:06:38,876 That's really not the demon you're looking for. 50 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:43,792 A good father was savagely killed by the demon. 51 00:06:45,626 --> 00:06:49,001 How his innocent family suffers. 52 00:06:49,959 --> 00:06:53,126 While you ...you just talk nonsense. 53 00:06:54,167 --> 00:06:55,042 You scumbag! 54 00:06:55,126 --> 00:06:57,209 Scumbag! Scumbag! Scumbag! 55 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,209 Everyone, listen to me. 56 00:06:59,292 --> 00:07:01,292 The real demon has not yet appeared. 57 00:07:01,376 --> 00:07:01,876 Shut up! 58 00:07:03,959 --> 00:07:05,251 Have you ever lost a husband? 59 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:13,167 Madam, I don't have a husband. 60 00:07:13,751 --> 00:07:15,834 Have you ever lost a husband? 61 00:07:16,126 --> 00:07:17,084 Madam, believe me. 62 00:07:17,126 --> 00:07:18,166 I've never really had a... 63 00:07:25,334 --> 00:07:27,251 Kill him! 64 00:07:27,626 --> 00:07:29,667 This stingray is innocent! 65 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:31,042 The demon is still in the river! 66 00:07:31,126 --> 00:07:32,727 Everyone's got to stay out of the water! 67 00:07:32,959 --> 00:07:34,001 That's nonsense! 68 00:07:34,084 --> 00:07:35,564 He's clearly working with that demon. 69 00:07:35,584 --> 00:07:36,792 String him up! Burn him! 70 00:07:37,709 --> 00:07:39,167 Burn him! Burn him! Burn him! 71 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:40,709 Everyone, listen up. 72 00:07:41,542 --> 00:07:43,792 I've already killed the demon. 73 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:45,959 It's perfectly safe here. 74 00:07:46,459 --> 00:07:48,260 You can go in the water with nothing to fear. 75 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:49,834 Go! 76 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:04,084 Go in! 77 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:20,584 It's fine. It's really safe. 78 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:23,917 Look, it's safe. 79 00:08:26,001 --> 00:08:28,209 It's really safe now. 80 00:08:28,501 --> 00:08:31,834 We're safe now. 81 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:25,542 Hey! 82 00:09:42,459 --> 00:09:45,626 Danger! Get out, fast! 83 00:09:47,917 --> 00:09:51,334 Hey! Danger! Move! 84 00:09:53,334 --> 00:09:54,126 Get out! Danger! 85 00:09:55,334 --> 00:09:57,126 Hey! 86 00:09:57,334 --> 00:09:58,376 Danger! 87 00:09:58,459 --> 00:10:03,292 Look over here! Over there! 88 00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:17,584 The demon... 89 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:20,042 Help! 90 00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:22,709 Your Holiness, why did that happen? 91 00:10:22,792 --> 00:10:24,584 We're fine... we're fine. Once you're on shore, everything's okay. 92 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,167 Yes... everyone stay calm. 93 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,834 Get on shore. We'll be safe here. 94 00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:41,084 Sheng, Sheng! 95 00:10:48,459 --> 00:10:49,834 Give us back our money! 96 00:10:50,209 --> 00:10:51,417 What are you doing?! 97 00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:54,334 You tricked us! 98 00:10:54,417 --> 00:10:55,376 What are you talking about? 99 00:10:55,459 --> 00:10:56,584 I caught a demon for you, didn't I? 100 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:57,792 Who knew there was another one? 101 00:10:57,876 --> 00:10:59,251 What do we do now? 102 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,251 Stay calm. 103 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:02,501 We're so high up... we'll be fine. 104 00:11:02,584 --> 00:11:04,084 How high are we? 105 00:11:04,209 --> 00:11:06,126 Very high... look! 106 00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:17,542 Don't move! Stay down, and you'll be fine! 107 00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:21,334 Don't run! Stay down! 108 00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:24,542 Just play dead! Don't run! 109 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:06,542 Sheng! 110 00:12:07,876 --> 00:12:08,584 Sheng! 111 00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:09,667 Mommy! 112 00:12:12,084 --> 00:12:15,001 Sheng, stay still. Don't move. 113 00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:17,167 Mommy! 114 00:12:17,876 --> 00:12:21,459 Stay still! Stay where you are! 115 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:23,501 Mommy! 116 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:26,709 Little girl... don't move! 117 00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:28,001 Mommy! 118 00:12:35,501 --> 00:12:36,417 Sheng! 119 00:12:36,501 --> 00:12:37,417 Mrs. Gen! 120 00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:41,917 No... Sheng! 121 00:12:49,126 --> 00:12:50,209 No! 122 00:12:54,459 --> 00:12:55,167 Knife! 123 00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,542 Knife! Where? 124 00:12:57,834 --> 00:12:59,084 Give me the knife! 125 00:12:59,167 --> 00:12:59,834 Here it is! 126 00:13:02,251 --> 00:13:02,959 No! 127 00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:07,209 Sheng! 128 00:13:09,209 --> 00:13:09,876 Mommy! 129 00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:11,001 Sheng! 130 00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:26,834 It's gonna be okay. Don't be afraid. Mommy's here, Sheng. 131 00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:41,417 Mrs. Gen! 132 00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:50,959 Come out! 133 00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:54,251 Mrs. Gen! 134 00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:57,376 Come out! 135 00:14:22,584 --> 00:14:24,667 Give... give me back my daughter... 136 00:14:39,876 --> 00:14:42,001 My baby! My baby! 137 00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:44,376 Please help! 138 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,542 Please save my baby. 139 00:14:48,459 --> 00:14:49,751 Please help! 140 00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:12,084 Hey, this robe was very expensive. 141 00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:13,417 Sorry... please help. 142 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,876 Hey, you have to compensate me. 143 00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:40,167 Okay... that really, really hurts. Let go! 144 00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:33,292 No. 145 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,126 My baby's back! My baby's come back! 146 00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:32,667 Thank you! 147 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:33,552 You're very welcome. 148 00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:37,542 Your Holiness. 149 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:40,126 Your skills are greater than mine, your Holiness. Please help. 150 00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:41,792 No I won't. Hands off! 151 00:17:41,876 --> 00:17:43,501 I can't defeat him in the water... 152 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,501 ...but if you and I jump down and bounce him onto shore... 153 00:17:45,584 --> 00:17:46,751 Then we can do something. 154 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:48,626 Hands off or I'll kill you! 155 00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:51,042 I swear! I will beat you to death! 156 00:17:51,126 --> 00:17:52,292 I'm cold-blooded! 157 00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:53,667 Thank you, your Holiness. 158 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,209 Let me! 159 00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:25,167 Let me! 160 00:18:51,292 --> 00:18:52,876 Let me! 161 00:19:50,251 --> 00:19:54,001 Kill it! 162 00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:56,751 Make way! Make way! 163 00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,501 Calm down! 164 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:00,147 Everyone listen up. Let me handle it. 165 00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,334 I'm a professional demon-hunter. 166 00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,959 300 Nursery Rhymes 167 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:39,167 My child, my child... why are you so bad? 168 00:20:40,751 --> 00:20:45,542 Bullying, cheating... how can you do that? 169 00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:51,001 Learn to be good... learn to be loving. 170 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:57,126 Love is in your heart... filling your life with warmth. 171 00:20:57,584 --> 00:21:02,751 Be good, be good and come home soon. 172 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:08,167 My arms are always ready to embrace you. 173 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:14,001 My child, repent with a sincere heart. 174 00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:19,042 You'll always be my dearest child. 175 00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:24,584 Be good, be good and come home soon. 176 00:21:25,459 --> 00:21:30,251 Study hard for a better future. 177 00:21:30,876 --> 00:21:35,459 Turn back and become a filial child again. 178 00:21:36,459 --> 00:21:41,834 We were all born pure, like children. 179 00:22:23,501 --> 00:22:24,667 You're a demon-hunter too? 180 00:22:26,834 --> 00:22:27,501 Based on what? 181 00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:29,080 The Demon Hunter's Handbook. 182 00:22:29,084 --> 00:22:30,251 What Handbook? 183 00:22:38,042 --> 00:22:39,501 300 Nursery Rhymes? 184 00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:42,459 It brings out the goodness within demons. 185 00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:45,001 We are all born naturally good. 186 00:22:45,084 --> 00:22:47,484 And also I add my own unique style... hope everyone likes it. 187 00:22:49,209 --> 00:22:50,126 Says who? 188 00:22:50,209 --> 00:22:50,792 My Master. 189 00:22:50,876 --> 00:22:51,334 And you believe him? 190 00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:53,292 You might not... but I certainly do. 191 00:23:08,917 --> 00:23:11,751 Actually, I like childish pranks too. 192 00:23:17,917 --> 00:23:18,667 Look! 193 00:23:18,751 --> 00:23:20,126 She is the real demon-hunter. 194 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:21,959 Hello, everyone! You're very welcome! 195 00:23:22,126 --> 00:23:24,407 Thank you! Just let me know if you have any trouble again. 196 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:27,751 No need for this. All donations are welcome! 197 00:23:29,126 --> 00:23:32,584 All donations are welcome! 198 00:23:51,126 --> 00:23:51,792 Master 199 00:23:56,459 --> 00:23:57,459 Xuan Zang 200 00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,917 I failed again, Master. 201 00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:06,459 I know. 202 00:24:06,542 --> 00:24:09,126 The Water Demon you encountered today... 203 00:24:09,251 --> 00:24:10,667 ...used to be kind. 204 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:13,167 One day he was saving a child by the river. 205 00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,751 The villagers had mistaken him for a kidnapper. 206 00:24:15,834 --> 00:24:18,501 They killed him and tossed his body into the river... 207 00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:22,417 ...feeding his body to the fish and creatures. 208 00:24:22,709 --> 00:24:24,667 He was filled with such hatred and resentment 209 00:24:24,834 --> 00:24:26,792 that his spirit transformed into the Water Demon. 210 00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:28,792 He returned to seek revenge on the villagers. 211 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:31,292 A question, Master, if I may? 212 00:24:32,001 --> 00:24:33,334 Is the 300 Nursery Rhymes really that powerful? 213 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:34,917 Why do you ask? 214 00:24:35,001 --> 00:24:37,709 I just want to destroy the demons, 215 00:24:37,792 --> 00:24:39,292 like the other demon-hunters. 216 00:24:39,584 --> 00:24:42,292 Killing is not the best way. 217 00:24:45,292 --> 00:24:47,584 Never forget our principles and beliefs. 218 00:24:48,584 --> 00:24:50,542 A good man turns into a demon 219 00:24:50,626 --> 00:24:53,084 when his heart is overcome by evil. 220 00:24:53,417 --> 00:24:58,626 We must remove the evil and keep only the goodness. 221 00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:04,751 The 300 Nursery Rhymes wakes up our inner goodness, 222 00:25:05,334 --> 00:25:07,167 conquering the evilness in our hearts. 223 00:25:08,542 --> 00:25:10,459 Are you doubting our beliefs? 224 00:25:10,626 --> 00:25:11,417 No. 225 00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:14,292 Just my own powers. 226 00:25:14,459 --> 00:25:16,292 But you did your best. 227 00:25:16,709 --> 00:25:18,084 You saved a baby, didn't you? 228 00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:20,584 I could have saved more people... 229 00:25:31,709 --> 00:25:33,376 ...but I wasn't able to. 230 00:25:45,876 --> 00:25:50,042 Master, you didn't see that girl. She was only 4 or 5. 231 00:25:51,459 --> 00:25:54,292 And I just couldn't save her. 232 00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:58,126 They're dead because of me. 233 00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:01,084 So many deaths. 234 00:26:04,917 --> 00:26:08,667 Master, I'm so useless. 235 00:26:08,751 --> 00:26:11,334 Maybe you chose the wrong disciple? 236 00:26:12,626 --> 00:26:14,376 I did not choose the wrong disciple. 237 00:26:14,459 --> 00:26:16,417 Absolutely not. 238 00:26:16,501 --> 00:26:18,876 You're just missing that little 'something'. 239 00:26:23,084 --> 00:26:25,209 What's that little 'something'? 240 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,292 Just that little 'something'. 241 00:26:29,584 --> 00:26:31,292 When you attain your enlightenment, 242 00:26:31,376 --> 00:26:34,334 you willfully understand and by that time... 243 00:26:34,417 --> 00:26:37,834 ...you will know the boundless powers of the Nursery Rhymes. 244 00:26:39,959 --> 00:26:41,042 Go, go. 245 00:26:41,126 --> 00:26:43,126 Master! 246 00:26:43,209 --> 00:26:45,251 I know... just keep at it. 247 00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:47,084 Master! 248 00:26:47,459 --> 00:26:48,709 Just go! 249 00:27:08,959 --> 00:27:10,584 How come there's no one here? 250 00:27:10,876 --> 00:27:14,084 Great! We can be alone now. 251 00:27:17,501 --> 00:27:19,501 Don't worry, Handsome. 252 00:27:20,126 --> 00:27:21,751 Let's not hold back anymore. 253 00:27:22,084 --> 00:27:24,001 Calm yourself. 254 00:27:24,084 --> 00:27:27,001 I can't... just looking at your gorgeous face. 255 00:27:27,084 --> 00:27:28,417 Then stop looking. 256 00:27:28,792 --> 00:27:29,876 You're terrible. 257 00:27:43,751 --> 00:27:47,251 Welcome, you two! To the Gao Family Inn. 258 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:50,126 This way, please... you came just in time. 259 00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:52,126 It's empty now, 260 00:27:52,167 --> 00:27:54,626 but soon it will be crowded. 261 00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:56,251 Allow me 262 00:27:56,292 --> 00:27:59,417 to present our signature dish. 263 00:27:59,501 --> 00:28:00,584 Take a look. 264 00:28:00,667 --> 00:28:04,167 This is our famous roast pig... freshly made. 265 00:28:26,417 --> 00:28:28,667 Crispy skin, tender meat, juicy... yet not greasy. 266 00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,501 How do they make such delicious roast pig? 267 00:28:31,709 --> 00:28:34,709 Even the decor here is unique. 268 00:28:35,876 --> 00:28:39,417 Look at those gorgeous candelabrum. 269 00:28:39,501 --> 00:28:42,542 But not as gorgeous as you, of course. 270 00:28:43,459 --> 00:28:45,834 Must you keep talking about my looks? 271 00:28:45,917 --> 00:28:47,459 Are you so shallow? 272 00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:50,334 What girl doesn't want a handsome boy? 273 00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:52,874 Come on... don't be angry. 274 00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:55,251 Come on... let me look at you. 275 00:28:57,542 --> 00:29:00,209 Look until you get so sick of me and die. 276 00:29:00,709 --> 00:29:02,334 Did you get enough? 277 00:29:06,167 --> 00:29:07,667 How come you're still alive? 278 00:29:08,084 --> 00:29:10,709 What did you think of our roast pig? 279 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,292 It was great! Did you make it? 280 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,626 No, no. The owner KL Hog is our chef. 281 00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,792 Presenting the "Master of Meat" 282 00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:56,417 Um... yummy and tasty. 283 00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:06,959 Sir, how did you make the pork so delicious? 284 00:30:13,001 --> 00:30:14,042 Hey! She asked you a question. 285 00:30:14,126 --> 00:30:16,751 So rude of you not to answer. 286 00:30:17,001 --> 00:30:18,126 Come, let's go! 287 00:30:19,959 --> 00:30:21,876 Sir... please join us. 288 00:30:21,959 --> 00:30:24,417 I have so much to say to you. 289 00:30:32,001 --> 00:30:34,084 Come on... let's go! 290 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:37,001 Or you won't get to see my gorgeous face. 291 00:30:37,334 --> 00:30:40,042 Oh, really? Thank goodness! 292 00:30:40,959 --> 00:30:42,834 I was just joking. 293 00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:44,959 Why would I want you to be upset? 294 00:30:45,042 --> 00:30:46,084 Just turn away. 295 00:30:46,167 --> 00:30:47,501 I'm already upset. 296 00:30:48,084 --> 00:30:48,834 You're so mean. 297 00:30:50,001 --> 00:30:53,251 Sir, do you find me unattractive? 298 00:30:56,042 --> 00:30:58,501 Then why won't you talk to me? 299 00:31:01,084 --> 00:31:02,709 Please just say something. 300 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,334 I beg you... please talk to me. 301 00:32:13,334 --> 00:32:15,417 Welcome to the Gao Family Inn! 302 00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:17,834 You certainly have good taste. 303 00:32:17,917 --> 00:32:19,792 All our guests 304 00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:22,834 love our food and décor. 305 00:32:23,084 --> 00:32:25,126 Look at our stylish candelabrum. 306 00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:27,626 Doesn't it feel romantic? 307 00:32:30,042 --> 00:32:31,876 From the number of repeat customers... 308 00:32:31,959 --> 00:32:34,334 ...you can tell how good our food is. 309 00:32:35,667 --> 00:32:36,417 Come... 310 00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:42,292 This is our signature dish. 311 00:32:42,376 --> 00:32:43,334 Our famous roast pig. 312 00:32:43,834 --> 00:32:46,042 It's crispy outside, yet tender inside. 313 00:32:46,126 --> 00:32:48,459 It melts in your mouth. 314 00:32:48,959 --> 00:32:52,084 I guarantee you'll be back for more. 315 00:32:56,417 --> 00:32:58,084 We're very busy today. 316 00:32:58,167 --> 00:33:00,001 Please wait... I'll find a table for you. 317 00:33:19,001 --> 00:33:19,917 Sir. 318 00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:23,209 I have a table for you. This way please. 319 00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:24,542 I'm a demon-hunter. 320 00:33:25,459 --> 00:33:26,299 Just reveal yourself. 321 00:33:26,834 --> 00:33:28,792 What do you mean? 322 00:33:32,876 --> 00:33:35,251 Oh really?! Go ahead! 323 00:33:39,334 --> 00:33:42,709 Okay, you're asking for it. 324 00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:04,709 Miss, can I help? 325 00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:05,626 Yes! How can I help? 326 00:34:05,709 --> 00:34:06,084 Get lost. 327 00:34:06,209 --> 00:34:06,792 Sure. 328 00:34:50,917 --> 00:34:52,751 Please no more. I'm gonna explode! 329 00:36:18,459 --> 00:36:21,084 Can you be more gentle? Thanks. 330 00:36:37,876 --> 00:36:39,376 Enough of this! 331 00:36:39,626 --> 00:36:40,834 Just come out! 332 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:43,751 Come on! 333 00:36:45,709 --> 00:36:46,626 Come on! 334 00:38:15,834 --> 00:38:17,876 Come out and help. 335 00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:21,084 I've been waiting to help. What should I do? 336 00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:22,917 I've got the demon's essence in his throat. 337 00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:24,417 Now go suck it out quickly. 338 00:38:24,501 --> 00:38:25,167 Okay. 339 00:38:29,917 --> 00:38:30,757 How do I suck it out? 340 00:38:31,084 --> 00:38:32,209 With your mouth. 341 00:38:32,501 --> 00:38:33,751 You mean you want me to use my mouth... 342 00:38:33,834 --> 00:38:35,209 ...to suck it out? 343 00:38:35,376 --> 00:38:36,167 How else? 344 00:38:38,459 --> 00:38:39,126 Got it! 345 00:38:44,542 --> 00:38:46,022 May I ask... is there another method? 346 00:38:47,876 --> 00:38:49,667 Hurry! I can't hold on much longer! 347 00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:57,084 How about I hold him down and you suck instead? 348 00:38:57,167 --> 00:38:58,584 What do you think? 349 00:39:00,751 --> 00:39:02,959 You idiot! Stop fooling around! 350 00:39:03,251 --> 00:39:04,917 Or we'll gonna die! 351 00:39:05,251 --> 00:39:09,417 Okay, fine. I can do this. 352 00:39:13,167 --> 00:39:14,167 Sorry... I can't. 353 00:40:04,292 --> 00:40:05,084 Run! 354 00:40:23,376 --> 00:40:24,501 He won't come chasing after us, will he? 355 00:40:24,542 --> 00:40:26,709 No, he's injured, too. 356 00:40:30,501 --> 00:40:31,292 Are you all right? 357 00:40:31,667 --> 00:40:33,334 No big deal... it's nothing. 358 00:40:35,709 --> 00:40:36,584 Give me a hand. 359 00:40:38,751 --> 00:40:40,471 Demon hunters don't care about formalities. 360 00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:41,906 Push this pressure point for me. 361 00:40:50,292 --> 00:40:51,709 That Pig Demon was very powerful. 362 00:40:52,834 --> 00:40:53,834 Of course. 363 00:40:54,001 --> 00:40:55,761 We could receive the highest bounty for him. 364 00:40:56,584 --> 00:40:58,084 Isn't that what you're here for? 365 00:40:59,001 --> 00:41:00,161 I'm not doing this for money. 366 00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:02,792 I'm doing this to help the people. 367 00:41:03,376 --> 00:41:04,626 With skills like yours? 368 00:41:05,584 --> 00:41:06,665 You must have a death wish. 369 00:41:07,126 --> 00:41:08,459 I don't care. 370 00:41:09,584 --> 00:41:11,001 That weapon of yours is amazing. 371 00:41:11,584 --> 00:41:14,251 It's my demon-hunting heirloom... the Infinite Flying Ring. 372 00:41:15,209 --> 00:41:16,542 Infinite Flying Ring. 373 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:18,584 You're wounded. 374 00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:19,251 What? 375 00:41:19,751 --> 00:41:20,631 Your nose is bleeding. 376 00:41:25,167 --> 00:41:26,327 A little too much excitement. 377 00:41:26,709 --> 00:41:29,251 I'm Chen Xuan Zang. What's your name? 378 00:41:30,959 --> 00:41:31,792 My name is Duan. 379 00:41:32,792 --> 00:41:35,542 Miss Duan... thank you for saving my life. 380 00:41:36,834 --> 00:41:37,709 You're thanking me? 381 00:41:44,792 --> 00:41:46,709 Miss Duan, Miss Duan. 382 00:41:48,334 --> 00:41:51,084 When a girl closes her eyes, it means she wants you to kiss her. 383 00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:55,751 Stop pretending. Come on... you know you want to. 384 00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:16,126 Xuan Zang. So... how did it go last night? 385 00:42:16,334 --> 00:42:17,415 What are you talking about? 386 00:42:17,751 --> 00:42:18,667 You were flirting. 387 00:42:18,876 --> 00:42:21,334 What do you mean, Master? That's impossible. 388 00:42:21,459 --> 00:42:23,251 How do you feel about romantic love? 389 00:42:23,876 --> 00:42:25,167 That's just Lesser Love... 390 00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:26,501 it's got nothing to do with me. 391 00:42:26,834 --> 00:42:28,834 I'm in search of Greater Love. 392 00:42:31,251 --> 00:42:32,042 Want a bite? 393 00:42:32,542 --> 00:42:33,334 No. 394 00:42:39,042 --> 00:42:42,042 Master, please don't. It's against our beliefs. 395 00:42:43,876 --> 00:42:47,417 Eating the goose is just a physical act. 396 00:42:48,001 --> 00:42:50,626 You may want something but you say otherwise. 397 00:42:51,501 --> 00:42:53,667 That's the little 'something'. 398 00:42:56,334 --> 00:42:59,084 How dare you eat my goose leg! Have you paid?! 399 00:42:59,167 --> 00:42:59,807 I have no money. 400 00:42:59,876 --> 00:43:00,709 No money?! 401 00:43:05,251 --> 00:43:06,876 Stop right there, baldy! 402 00:43:07,584 --> 00:43:09,876 Stop running! 403 00:43:16,459 --> 00:43:19,084 Master, so you knew about the Pig Demon all along. 404 00:43:20,834 --> 00:43:23,376 The man's name was KL Hog. 405 00:43:23,584 --> 00:43:25,167 He was as ugly as a boar... 406 00:43:25,667 --> 00:43:27,167 ...but he was a kind man. 407 00:43:27,584 --> 00:43:29,792 He loved his wife dearly, 408 00:43:30,334 --> 00:43:33,626 but she cheated on him with a handsome man. 409 00:43:33,917 --> 00:43:36,459 They murdered him with a nine-pronged rake. 410 00:43:36,584 --> 00:43:38,751 When his love turned to hatred, he became a demon. 411 00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:42,251 He swore he would kill all women lusting after handsome men. 412 00:43:42,459 --> 00:43:45,001 How tragic for him. 413 00:43:45,209 --> 00:43:46,126 Master, 414 00:43:46,167 --> 00:43:48,084 I'm unable to handle such a strong demon. 415 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:49,248 Maybe you should take over. 416 00:43:49,542 --> 00:43:51,959 Well, sure... but I'm quite busy these days. 417 00:43:52,667 --> 00:43:55,376 To defeat such a powerful demon... 418 00:43:55,584 --> 00:43:56,376 ...you must go 419 00:43:56,417 --> 00:43:58,917 find the strongest King among kings. 420 00:43:59,042 --> 00:44:01,082 He might teach you the secrets of conquering demons. 421 00:44:01,209 --> 00:44:02,209 Who is he? 422 00:44:02,292 --> 00:44:03,376 The Monkey King, who has been imprisoned... 423 00:44:03,459 --> 00:44:05,292 ...by Buddha under Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years. 424 00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:06,584 Monkey King? 425 00:44:06,709 --> 00:44:09,334 He's just a legend... no one has ever seen him. 426 00:44:09,459 --> 00:44:10,709 He's quite easy to find. 427 00:44:10,834 --> 00:44:12,042 At the foot of Five Fingers Mountain... 428 00:44:12,292 --> 00:44:13,332 ...look for an old temple. 429 00:44:13,417 --> 00:44:14,792 In front of it, you can find a statue of Buddha. 430 00:44:14,959 --> 00:44:17,542 ...13,000 feet high and 2,560 feet wide. 431 00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:18,959 The Monkey King is there. 432 00:44:19,042 --> 00:44:19,963 Really? It's that easy? 433 00:44:20,334 --> 00:44:23,209 You'd have to be blind... 434 00:44:23,334 --> 00:44:24,917 ...to miss something 13,000 by 2,560 feet. 435 00:44:24,959 --> 00:44:26,959 There's no time like the present. Get going. 436 00:44:28,042 --> 00:44:30,251 Also, that Monkey King... 437 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:33,917 ...is tricky, evil and full of hatred. 438 00:44:34,167 --> 00:44:35,126 Be careful. 439 00:44:35,209 --> 00:44:37,084 How do I convince him to help me? 440 00:44:37,251 --> 00:44:39,709 Use your knowledge... and this 441 00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:48,709 300 Nursery Rhymes 442 00:46:13,834 --> 00:46:16,126 We've come here from the West to hunt demons! 443 00:46:16,501 --> 00:46:19,376 Any demon-hunters are our enemies. 444 00:46:19,459 --> 00:46:21,501 We kill demons and demon-hunters too! 445 00:46:21,584 --> 00:46:23,876 No matter how strong you are, 446 00:46:23,959 --> 00:46:25,251 you're dead if you meet us. 447 00:46:25,834 --> 00:46:27,542 Are you a demon-hunter? 448 00:46:27,626 --> 00:46:28,626 I'm not a demon-hunter. 449 00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:34,251 But you're out so late at the demon's lair. 450 00:46:34,334 --> 00:46:35,709 You still deny it? 451 00:46:36,334 --> 00:46:38,334 Are you a demon-hunter? 452 00:46:42,334 --> 00:46:43,042 Me? 453 00:46:43,251 --> 00:46:43,876 Wait! 454 00:46:44,251 --> 00:46:47,459 He's my husband. We just had a fight... 455 00:46:47,751 --> 00:46:50,126 ...I ran out and he came to get me. 456 00:46:50,459 --> 00:46:53,292 You got it wrong, really! 457 00:46:53,709 --> 00:46:55,167 He's only a music teacher. 458 00:46:55,542 --> 00:46:56,667 You take out... 459 00:46:57,126 --> 00:46:59,167 ...your song book and show her. 460 00:47:00,459 --> 00:47:01,917 Hurry! 461 00:47:03,376 --> 00:47:04,417 See?! 462 00:47:12,334 --> 00:47:15,001 Fine. Prove you're a couple. 463 00:47:15,626 --> 00:47:16,876 Do it right here. 464 00:47:21,334 --> 00:47:23,542 What do you mean? 465 00:47:23,626 --> 00:47:24,792 Do it! Now! 466 00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:25,626 Do it? 467 00:47:26,084 --> 00:47:27,584 We couldn't possibly 468 00:47:27,626 --> 00:47:29,876 do it here in public. 469 00:47:29,959 --> 00:47:31,459 I'd rather die than do it with her. 470 00:47:31,751 --> 00:47:34,292 What?! You'd rather die. You think I want this! 471 00:47:37,251 --> 00:47:38,792 Don't hit her! I'll do it! 472 00:47:39,626 --> 00:47:40,709 I'll do it! 473 00:47:42,417 --> 00:47:43,334 You can do it. 474 00:47:44,417 --> 00:47:45,167 Just look at me. 475 00:47:46,751 --> 00:47:48,084 You can do it. 476 00:47:51,334 --> 00:47:52,834 You've really gone too far! 477 00:47:53,459 --> 00:47:55,584 We're gonna die... 478 00:48:01,209 --> 00:48:02,501 Hurry up or you're next! 479 00:48:02,584 --> 00:48:04,251 You're animals! 480 00:48:04,542 --> 00:48:07,751 You slaughter the innocent! Beasts! 481 00:48:07,876 --> 00:48:09,292 Such beasts! 482 00:48:09,667 --> 00:48:11,584 Fine! Take off your clothes! 483 00:48:11,626 --> 00:48:13,042 You're worse than animals! 484 00:48:13,084 --> 00:48:14,001 Come on! 485 00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:15,834 Come on! I'll help you... hurry! 486 00:48:36,584 --> 00:48:38,417 Hey, just keep going. 487 00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:40,501 So you're all in this together? 488 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,251 Alright, game's over. 489 00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:44,126 Too bad. No fun. 490 00:48:44,376 --> 00:48:45,167 Pay up! 491 00:48:46,126 --> 00:48:47,209 Did it go well? 492 00:48:47,834 --> 00:48:48,876 Go well?! 493 00:48:50,792 --> 00:48:53,167 You've ruined it! Look at how you sprayed the blood! 494 00:48:53,792 --> 00:48:55,292 You're still spraying! 495 00:48:55,376 --> 00:48:57,917 It's broken... mechanical failure. 496 00:48:58,292 --> 00:49:00,084 You're all... useless! 497 00:49:00,167 --> 00:49:01,417 Please don't be angry, Boss! 498 00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:06,709 Boss? What's going on?! 499 00:49:08,501 --> 00:49:11,876 I had no choice. I'm already yours. 500 00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:13,626 What do you mean? 501 00:49:15,167 --> 00:49:17,209 Have you forgotten? You kissed me and felt me up that day... 502 00:49:17,292 --> 00:49:18,209 What? He kissed you and felt you up? 503 00:49:18,251 --> 00:49:19,167 Shut up! 504 00:49:21,251 --> 00:49:24,542 Lady Warrior, I apologize 505 00:49:24,584 --> 00:49:25,751 if I have offended you. 506 00:49:26,292 --> 00:49:28,917 I'm just a simple, common demon-hunter. 507 00:49:29,376 --> 00:49:30,667 I have... my dream. 508 00:49:30,959 --> 00:49:33,042 I only live for the Greater Love. 509 00:49:33,417 --> 00:49:34,876 Lesser Love 510 00:49:34,917 --> 00:49:35,667 isn't for me... 511 00:49:36,584 --> 00:49:38,664 ...but no matter what I say, you'll never understand. 512 00:49:40,209 --> 00:49:42,626 I'm a demon-hunter too. I can understand. 513 00:49:43,251 --> 00:49:44,001 That's good. 514 00:49:45,084 --> 00:49:46,584 But my wish is... 515 00:49:48,209 --> 00:49:49,489 ...to find the man of my dreams. 516 00:49:49,542 --> 00:49:51,751 To start a family with him... 517 00:49:52,042 --> 00:49:54,001 ...then live a simple life... 518 00:49:55,417 --> 00:49:56,376 ...and that man is you! 519 00:50:01,209 --> 00:50:02,709 You're crazy! 520 00:50:07,042 --> 00:50:08,792 What shall we do with him, Boss? 521 00:50:09,334 --> 00:50:09,917 Take him away! 522 00:50:10,126 --> 00:50:11,959 Let me go! 523 00:50:16,459 --> 00:50:18,917 I need to pee. 524 00:50:20,459 --> 00:50:23,626 Boss, this guy goes around with a Nursery Rhyme book... 525 00:50:23,709 --> 00:50:25,292 ...going on about Greater Love and "Lesser Love". 526 00:50:25,459 --> 00:50:26,584 Clearly, he's an evil guy... 527 00:50:26,667 --> 00:50:29,501 ...who abducts women and children. 528 00:50:29,584 --> 00:50:31,251 Boss, you must be possessed! 529 00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:33,834 Even a sophisticated guy like me can't seem to attract you. 530 00:50:34,001 --> 00:50:37,501 Seeing you fall for him really breaks my heart! 531 00:50:37,584 --> 00:50:38,709 Which one is your heart? 532 00:50:38,876 --> 00:50:40,209 These two... my nipples! 533 00:50:40,292 --> 00:50:42,172 You've made it so obvious to him, your feelings. 534 00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:43,531 This guy doesn't appreciate you. 535 00:50:44,001 --> 00:50:45,084 He's so rude. 536 00:50:45,959 --> 00:50:49,001 Not just rude... it's downright inhumane! 537 00:50:49,167 --> 00:50:50,126 What do you think, San? 538 00:50:50,376 --> 00:50:51,334 I feel... 539 00:50:51,417 --> 00:50:53,126 Can you first remove that get-up please?! 540 00:50:53,209 --> 00:50:55,542 It's broken. I can't get it off. 541 00:50:55,584 --> 00:50:56,292 Someone help me. 542 00:50:57,209 --> 00:50:57,917 Stay away! 543 00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:01,542 I feel... when I died just now... 544 00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:07,751 ...he seemed to 545 00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:10,334 show some empathy. 546 00:51:10,709 --> 00:51:12,542 But when so much blood spurted out... 547 00:51:12,626 --> 00:51:13,709 ...and he didn't suspect anything... 548 00:51:13,959 --> 00:51:16,459 ...that shows his low level of intelligence. 549 00:51:17,042 --> 00:51:19,001 Frankly speaking, he's an idiot. 550 00:51:19,584 --> 00:51:21,376 So, who's more dumb, you or him? 551 00:51:24,417 --> 00:51:26,709 Him, for sure... 552 00:51:28,042 --> 00:51:28,584 wright? 553 00:51:40,584 --> 00:51:43,626 Little Sis, was it rude of him 554 00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:44,709 to refuse my advances? 555 00:51:44,792 --> 00:51:46,417 Yes, 556 00:51:46,584 --> 00:51:48,751 but this also shows his positive qualities. 557 00:51:49,001 --> 00:51:52,417 He knows what kind of woman he wants. 558 00:51:52,501 --> 00:51:55,584 You understand me so well, unlike those stupid men! 559 00:51:56,542 --> 00:51:59,209 Although he looks weak and vulnerable... 560 00:51:59,334 --> 00:52:02,542 ...if you like him, I'll support you all the way. 561 00:52:02,626 --> 00:52:06,126 You're wrong... he's braver than any of us. 562 00:52:06,542 --> 00:52:08,959 Although he looks like a nobody... 563 00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:09,667 ...he dares to fight the demons 564 00:52:09,709 --> 00:52:12,292 with just his Nursery Rhymes... 565 00:52:12,792 --> 00:52:14,334 ...and not even for fame or fortune! 566 00:52:14,376 --> 00:52:16,292 Now that's what I'd call a true man of courage. 567 00:52:18,292 --> 00:52:21,042 I get it... now I understand. 568 00:52:21,126 --> 00:52:23,709 Right? I get it now. 569 00:52:24,126 --> 00:52:26,334 But... he doesn't like me. 570 00:52:26,917 --> 00:52:28,501 That's not true. I'm sure he likes you. 571 00:52:28,751 --> 00:52:30,334 But you shouldn't act so tough. 572 00:52:30,876 --> 00:52:33,459 You should try to be more feminine. 573 00:52:33,584 --> 00:52:34,542 Come on, just try it! 574 00:52:40,167 --> 00:52:43,751 Not like that. Why don't you try this? 575 00:52:46,167 --> 00:52:46,848 I don't know how. 576 00:52:48,751 --> 00:52:49,312 Don't worry... 577 00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:52,376 The Obedience Charm 578 00:52:55,001 --> 00:52:59,501 You'll do exactly what I do! 579 00:53:00,876 --> 00:53:01,542 Go! 580 00:53:10,292 --> 00:53:12,042 Sorry, I just need to pee. 581 00:53:12,126 --> 00:53:14,086 But you won't let me out, so I have to do it here. 582 00:53:14,709 --> 00:53:15,667 Sis, help me. 583 00:53:15,751 --> 00:53:17,251 Back off! You're spraying it on me! 584 00:53:17,501 --> 00:53:18,901 Back off! You're spraying it on me! 585 00:53:19,959 --> 00:53:21,280 But I haven't started peeing yet. 586 00:53:21,334 --> 00:53:22,209 How could I have sprayed you? 587 00:53:22,459 --> 00:53:23,751 Plug it up with a stopper! 588 00:53:24,126 --> 00:53:25,376 Plug it up with a stopper! 589 00:53:26,792 --> 00:53:28,417 You're so cruel. 590 00:53:29,251 --> 00:53:30,709 There's no need to plug it up. I can hold it in. 591 00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:31,709 But I don't have a stopper! 592 00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:32,792 If you won't plug it, I'll rip it out! 593 00:53:33,292 --> 00:53:34,834 If you won't plug it, I'll rip it out! 594 00:53:38,626 --> 00:53:41,459 Is there any justice in this world?! 595 00:53:41,876 --> 00:53:42,959 Great, yank it out for me! 596 00:53:43,876 --> 00:53:44,834 Cut the crap! 597 00:53:52,751 --> 00:53:56,167 Sorry... I didn't mean to... 598 00:54:00,584 --> 00:54:01,084 Get lost! 599 00:54:01,126 --> 00:54:02,251 Great, it's finally stopped. 600 00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:06,042 What the hell did you do?! 601 00:54:06,126 --> 00:54:07,834 I swear... I'll kill you! 602 00:54:23,709 --> 00:54:25,542 You friggin' S.O.B.! 603 00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:33,126 Okay, go for it! Go on... if you dare! 604 00:54:59,959 --> 00:55:00,917 Where's my sword?! 605 00:55:01,667 --> 00:55:02,626 I'll get it! 606 00:55:10,126 --> 00:55:11,834 I can't take it anymore! 607 00:55:13,334 --> 00:55:14,084 Kill him! 608 00:55:16,001 --> 00:55:18,167 What's wrong with you?! Stop it! 609 00:55:23,917 --> 00:55:25,292 Stop playing tricks on me! 610 00:55:25,417 --> 00:55:25,959 Wait! 611 00:55:26,042 --> 00:55:28,417 I said, stop playing tricks on me! 612 00:56:20,292 --> 00:56:21,373 Prepare the battle chariot! 613 00:56:21,417 --> 00:56:22,459 Ready! 614 00:56:22,542 --> 00:56:23,417 Get in! 615 00:56:24,667 --> 00:56:26,126 Start up the "Ironblood System" 616 00:56:30,667 --> 00:56:31,626 The "Ironblood System"? 617 00:56:31,751 --> 00:56:33,751 The "Ironblood System" uses hammering... 618 00:56:33,834 --> 00:56:35,792 ...to push air from the air sacs through the tubes to... 619 00:56:35,876 --> 00:56:38,959 ...push the propellers and move the gears to generate power... 620 00:56:39,167 --> 00:56:41,408 ...then refills the air sacs and repeats the procedure... 621 00:56:41,459 --> 00:56:44,042 ...that generates inexhaustible kinetic energy. 622 00:56:46,709 --> 00:56:47,749 Then the chariot can move. 623 00:56:54,167 --> 00:56:55,876 Hurry! It's catching up! 624 00:56:56,042 --> 00:56:57,584 Full speed ahead! 625 00:57:14,709 --> 00:57:15,309 Fast, isn't it? 626 00:57:23,292 --> 00:57:24,772 Can you please be a bit more careful? 627 00:57:37,792 --> 00:57:39,959 What should we do?! The Pig Demon's up ahead! 628 00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:42,751 Do I look scared?! Just crash into him! 629 00:57:52,501 --> 00:57:53,422 Don't miss me too much. 630 00:58:26,501 --> 00:58:27,292 Wake up! 631 00:58:31,292 --> 00:58:34,084 Don't scare me... Don't die! 632 00:58:34,667 --> 00:58:36,417 Wake up! 633 00:58:37,751 --> 00:58:41,334 Caught you! See how worried you were... 634 00:58:41,417 --> 00:58:44,417 ...and you still won't admit you love me? 635 00:58:44,626 --> 00:58:45,751 I knew it! 636 00:59:16,626 --> 00:59:18,126 I almost forgot about that Pig! 637 01:00:27,251 --> 01:00:29,959 Almighty Foot, why must you always compete with me? 638 01:00:30,334 --> 01:00:32,917 We all followed the demon's aura here. 639 01:00:33,334 --> 01:00:35,167 Whoever captures the Pig Demon first... 640 01:00:35,459 --> 01:00:37,084 ...is the best demon-hunter of all! 641 01:00:37,376 --> 01:00:38,667 All right, let's forget the Pig Demon. 642 01:00:38,792 --> 01:00:40,251 How about a one-on-one fight? 643 01:00:57,084 --> 01:01:01,251 The Pig Demon's tough, and even tougher under a full moon. 644 01:01:01,626 --> 01:01:05,251 Who else could beat him, other than me?! 645 01:01:06,917 --> 01:01:08,667 Look who's bragging! 646 01:01:09,001 --> 01:01:10,376 Hello there, Prince Important! 647 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:15,167 They say your Sword Play is the best in the world! 648 01:01:15,751 --> 01:01:19,501 It's time for my Almighty Foot to take you on! 649 01:01:20,251 --> 01:01:23,834 I'll let you be Number One. 650 01:01:24,709 --> 01:01:30,417 It's lonesome at the top. 651 01:01:31,959 --> 01:01:34,584 How could you commoners understand? 652 01:01:36,042 --> 01:01:37,084 Keep it low-key, okay? 653 01:01:37,459 --> 01:01:38,876 Stop throwing the petals. 654 01:01:39,751 --> 01:01:41,709 Boss, didn't you tell us to throw them? 655 01:01:43,959 --> 01:01:46,084 What does the cough mean? 656 01:01:46,959 --> 01:01:48,792 Are we throwing the petals or not? 657 01:01:51,251 --> 01:01:51,834 No! 658 01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:53,417 But you still have to pay us! 659 01:01:53,501 --> 01:01:54,667 I know! 660 01:01:55,042 --> 01:01:57,209 Actually, I don't know what she's talking about. 661 01:01:57,667 --> 01:01:59,959 Wow! Where did you pick up these four "lovely blossoms"? 662 01:02:00,251 --> 01:02:02,959 Out in the wild. I was lucky to find these four! 663 01:02:03,376 --> 01:02:05,251 Why not just walk on your own two feet? 664 01:02:05,834 --> 01:02:07,459 That would make me the same as you. 665 01:02:07,542 --> 01:02:09,792 I, Prince Important, have my own style. 666 01:02:09,876 --> 01:02:11,792 You're not important, just impotent! 667 01:02:14,959 --> 01:02:17,167 Listen, you can't just make random accusations. 668 01:02:18,626 --> 01:02:19,626 Can't you read this word? 669 01:02:19,917 --> 01:02:21,197 It's "impotent"... no, wait, no! 670 01:02:21,209 --> 01:02:22,126 It's "important". 671 01:02:22,626 --> 01:02:24,334 I'm Prince impotent... no, no! 672 01:02:24,792 --> 01:02:26,126 I'm not Prince Important! 673 01:02:26,251 --> 01:02:27,376 I'm impotent. 674 01:02:28,751 --> 01:02:32,084 You... I was... I tell you, when I was a child I was impotent. Buddha would know. 675 01:02:32,167 --> 01:02:34,448 No, wait, no... I've been very important since I was born. 676 01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:36,084 I'm trying to stay impotent. 677 01:02:36,209 --> 01:02:36,834 Enough! 678 01:02:37,834 --> 01:02:39,167 You all have amazing fighting skills. 679 01:02:39,209 --> 01:02:40,751 Why not unite to fight the demon? 680 01:02:41,084 --> 01:02:42,917 If you let him go now, stronger under the full moon. 681 01:02:43,001 --> 01:02:44,441 And then all our lives will be over. 682 01:02:45,334 --> 01:02:47,094 With no fame or fortune left to compete for. 683 01:02:47,542 --> 01:02:49,376 You don't deserve to be demon-hunters! 684 01:02:50,792 --> 01:02:51,792 And who is this beggar? 685 01:02:52,209 --> 01:02:54,459 I'm not a beggar. I'm also a demon-hunter. 686 01:02:55,251 --> 01:02:57,501 Oh, got it... give him some food. 687 01:02:57,709 --> 01:02:59,789 We don't share the same goals and beliefs. I must go. 688 01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:02,709 Well said! I admire you so much! 689 01:03:02,792 --> 01:03:04,376 I support you. I'll go with you! 690 01:03:04,542 --> 01:03:05,626 Go away! 691 01:03:05,667 --> 01:03:07,584 You keep blocking my way to Buddhahood. 692 01:03:07,667 --> 01:03:08,626 Give me back my book. 693 01:03:10,626 --> 01:03:12,501 What's wrong? We were doing so well. 694 01:03:12,751 --> 01:03:15,417 Give me back the 300 Nursery Rhymes! 695 01:03:16,334 --> 01:03:17,626 300 Nursery Rhymes?? 696 01:03:18,001 --> 01:03:20,501 Are you sleeping? 697 01:03:20,751 --> 01:03:23,959 Are you sleeping, Brother John? 698 01:03:24,792 --> 01:03:26,834 Give me some face in front of all these people. 699 01:03:27,001 --> 01:03:29,542 300 Nursery Rhymes?? 700 01:03:32,751 --> 01:03:33,334 Fine! 701 01:03:45,626 --> 01:03:47,209 You! Hey, what are you doing?! 702 01:03:47,751 --> 01:03:48,501 Go ahead... 703 01:03:51,417 --> 01:03:52,167 ...hit me. 704 01:03:54,667 --> 01:03:57,251 Useless garbage... Idiot! 705 01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:58,626 Go to hell! 706 01:04:01,042 --> 01:04:02,876 Take a good honest look at yourself. 707 01:04:03,251 --> 01:04:05,292 If not for me, would you be alive today? 708 01:04:05,709 --> 01:04:07,667 You think you're Prince Charming? 709 01:04:08,959 --> 01:04:11,376 Demon-hunter, my foot! 710 01:04:22,126 --> 01:04:24,334 This fellow here is the true hero in my heart! 711 01:04:25,334 --> 01:04:27,292 Want to go for a drink... 712 01:04:27,334 --> 01:04:28,959 ...and get to know each other, Handsome? 713 01:04:29,876 --> 01:04:32,542 Shh... I'm a humble guy. 714 01:04:33,292 --> 01:04:34,772 It's such a burden to be so handsome. 715 01:04:35,251 --> 01:04:37,501 You ugly people couldn't possibly understand. 716 01:04:38,376 --> 01:04:42,042 Forget the drink then, let's just get a room. 717 01:04:46,292 --> 01:04:47,084 I'm not available. 718 01:04:48,792 --> 01:04:50,042 Boss! 719 01:04:50,376 --> 01:04:51,292 Leave me alone! 720 01:04:52,501 --> 01:04:54,792 Miss, do you have time for a drink? 721 01:04:57,376 --> 01:04:58,542 Sir? Do you have time? 722 01:04:59,459 --> 01:05:01,376 Well, I've never dated a man before... 723 01:05:01,417 --> 01:05:02,667 this is my first time. 724 01:05:02,876 --> 01:05:03,584 So be gentle. 725 01:05:05,417 --> 01:05:06,209 I'll try. 726 01:05:17,001 --> 01:05:22,417 Five Fingers Mountain Starting Point 727 01:05:53,042 --> 01:05:59,292 Five Fingers Mountain Starting Point 728 01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:05,542 At the foot of Five Fingers Mountain, look for an old temple. 729 01:06:05,626 --> 01:06:07,084 In front of it is a Buddha statue... 730 01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:09,917 ...13,000 feet high and 2,560 feet wide. 731 01:06:10,126 --> 01:06:11,292 The Monkey King is there. 732 01:06:55,001 --> 01:06:58,209 Water Reflection Mirror 733 01:09:09,001 --> 01:09:09,917 Get off me!! 734 01:09:10,959 --> 01:09:12,280 I'm here to find the Monkey King. 735 01:09:12,417 --> 01:09:12,959 I... I... 736 01:09:13,834 --> 01:09:15,195 Monkey King... I'm the Monkey King! 737 01:09:15,209 --> 01:09:16,169 You're the Monkey King?! 738 01:09:16,209 --> 01:09:17,542 Sun Wukong, the Monkey King. 739 01:09:18,584 --> 01:09:20,167 Mr. Sun, I'm so honored to meet you. 740 01:09:20,459 --> 01:09:21,459 I'm Chen Xuan Zang. 741 01:09:22,542 --> 01:09:24,167 Mr. Chen! Mr. Sun! 742 01:09:24,459 --> 01:09:25,209 Mr. Chen! 743 01:09:26,417 --> 01:09:29,334 You're finally here... after 500 years! 744 01:09:34,251 --> 01:09:35,001 No, Mr. Sun! 745 01:09:35,959 --> 01:09:38,334 Sorry, I'm a bit overwhelmed. 746 01:09:39,626 --> 01:09:40,626 Sit... sit, sit! 747 01:09:44,542 --> 01:09:46,126 Mr. Chen, how handsome you are! 748 01:09:46,751 --> 01:09:47,876 You, too, Mr. Sun! 749 01:09:47,959 --> 01:09:49,626 According to the legend... 750 01:09:49,667 --> 01:09:51,387 ...you seem just a little bit... different. 751 01:09:52,334 --> 01:09:53,126 Here's the story... 752 01:09:54,584 --> 01:09:55,376 500 years ago, 753 01:09:55,876 --> 01:09:58,667 I was an ordinary monkey. 754 01:09:59,459 --> 01:10:02,542 I had a tiny disagreement with Buddha... 755 01:10:03,709 --> 01:10:06,751 ...and he used the Buddha Sutra... 756 01:10:07,167 --> 01:10:08,167 ...to blast me down here! 757 01:10:09,667 --> 01:10:11,376 But I recognized that I was at fault, 758 01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:14,459 so I locked myself up in this tiny little hole 759 01:10:16,834 --> 01:10:19,334 and for 500 years I've never left once. 760 01:10:21,001 --> 01:10:21,792 I've just... 761 01:10:22,042 --> 01:10:25,876 ...studied and studied the Buddha Sutra. 762 01:10:26,126 --> 01:10:27,084 Look at me. 763 01:10:27,459 --> 01:10:30,626 I've already dissolved the demon spirit within me 764 01:10:31,001 --> 01:10:32,292 and expelled it from my body. 765 01:10:33,042 --> 01:10:35,334 I've even lost my demonic look. 766 01:10:35,667 --> 01:10:38,042 So now within me, all that remains is 767 01:10:38,209 --> 01:10:40,792 ...truth, goodness and beauty. 768 01:10:42,084 --> 01:10:43,584 So the Buddha Sutra is good, 769 01:10:43,626 --> 01:10:45,251 great and amazing! 770 01:10:45,459 --> 01:10:46,917 Actually, Mr. Sun, I've come here to 771 01:10:47,001 --> 01:10:49,084 discuss another important matter with you. 772 01:10:49,751 --> 01:10:50,584 Please go ahead. 773 01:10:50,792 --> 01:10:53,334 Please teach me a way to tame the Pig Demon. 774 01:10:53,542 --> 01:10:54,209 KL Hog? 775 01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:55,876 Yes, he's evil and has killed so many people. 776 01:10:55,959 --> 01:10:57,376 No one has a clue what to do. 777 01:10:57,917 --> 01:10:59,417 There is, in fact, a way... 778 01:11:04,376 --> 01:11:05,126 Come... 779 01:11:07,501 --> 01:11:09,751 This seal is the Holy Fire Spell. 780 01:11:11,292 --> 01:11:13,042 I brought it down from heaven. 781 01:11:13,626 --> 01:11:16,167 It can destroy all demons and monsters. 782 01:11:16,584 --> 01:11:17,917 But I don't want to kill him. 783 01:11:18,167 --> 01:11:20,487 I just want to awaken his inner truth, goodness and beauty. 784 01:11:20,751 --> 01:11:22,209 Right... didn't I just say that? 785 01:11:22,751 --> 01:11:24,709 Its primary function is just that... 786 01:11:24,876 --> 01:11:27,251 to awaken truth, goodness and beauty. 787 01:11:27,959 --> 01:11:29,792 Oh no... it's too precious! 788 01:11:29,917 --> 01:11:31,876 Not at all, it's only worth a few bucks! 789 01:11:33,251 --> 01:11:34,917 But still... I can't. 790 01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:36,376 Take it, I insist. 791 01:11:37,042 --> 01:11:38,792 I said it's a gift... just take it! 792 01:11:41,126 --> 01:11:41,751 Mr. Sun, 793 01:11:42,834 --> 01:11:46,292 is this the seal Buddha used to suppress you? 794 01:11:53,126 --> 01:11:55,876 By refusing my gift, you've offended me! 795 01:11:58,167 --> 01:11:59,209 Don't you know who I am? 796 01:12:01,542 --> 01:12:03,542 You know the 13 Gangsters of Flower Fruit Mountain? 797 01:12:04,751 --> 01:12:06,167 I'm Number One! 798 01:12:09,251 --> 01:12:12,459 In those days, I had a cleaver in each hand... 799 01:12:13,542 --> 01:12:16,626 ...from South Heaven Gate to Penglai East Road... 800 01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:19,942 ...chopping back and forth for three days and three nights... 801 01:12:20,667 --> 01:12:21,907 ...blood flowed like a river... 802 01:12:22,542 --> 01:12:25,251 ...just chopping up and down... 803 01:12:26,251 --> 01:12:28,167 ...without blinking an eye! 804 01:12:28,709 --> 01:12:30,292 Didn't your eyes get dry... 805 01:12:30,584 --> 01:12:31,959 ...from not blinking for so long? 806 01:12:33,042 --> 01:12:35,834 What?! Does it really matter if they're dry or not?! 807 01:12:36,292 --> 01:12:37,417 What does that have to do with anything?! 808 01:12:37,667 --> 01:12:38,626 I was just curious. 809 01:12:39,001 --> 01:12:41,209 Do you get the point?!! 810 01:12:41,917 --> 01:12:44,667 Was I talking about my dry eyes?!! 811 01:12:44,834 --> 01:12:45,876 I was just wondering... 812 01:12:46,584 --> 01:12:48,876 ...such a long time without blinking. 813 01:12:49,334 --> 01:12:50,667 Don't freaking talk to me 814 01:12:50,709 --> 01:12:52,167 about my eyes getting dry or not!! 815 01:12:52,626 --> 01:12:53,709 Damn it! 816 01:12:55,292 --> 01:12:57,667 Mr. Sun, please calm down! I didn't mean it like that! 817 01:12:58,001 --> 01:12:59,584 I meant I killed without so much as a blink. 818 01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:00,959 And all you're concern about is my dry eyes?! 819 01:13:01,084 --> 01:13:02,417 Fine, I'll show you! 820 01:13:02,834 --> 01:13:03,834 Damn it! 821 01:13:04,667 --> 01:13:06,584 Are they dry?! 822 01:13:08,667 --> 01:13:10,751 Are they? Are they dry?! 823 01:13:13,626 --> 01:13:14,501 Are they? 824 01:13:15,417 --> 01:13:16,417 Can you see?! 825 01:13:16,792 --> 01:13:17,542 Can you see?! 826 01:13:18,209 --> 01:13:19,084 Yes. 827 01:13:22,917 --> 01:13:24,126 What else have you got? 828 01:13:24,792 --> 01:13:27,917 Bring them all out! Let me smash them all for you! 829 01:13:28,209 --> 01:13:29,334 Take them out! 830 01:13:33,959 --> 01:13:36,584 That's why I can't speak sensibly with you young people! 831 01:13:37,084 --> 01:13:38,042 You ask to borrow something. 832 01:13:38,084 --> 01:13:40,167 No problem... I'll lend it to you. 833 01:13:40,251 --> 01:13:41,542 Mr. Sun... 834 01:13:42,292 --> 01:13:43,209 I'm fine now, thanks. 835 01:13:45,084 --> 01:13:48,667 Young people nowadays have no appreciation. 836 01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:52,542 Where's the gratitude and respect? 837 01:13:52,751 --> 01:13:53,834 Mr. Sun, you want it? 838 01:13:55,084 --> 01:13:56,459 Don't interrupt! 839 01:13:57,292 --> 01:13:58,501 You want to eat it? Open it yourself! 840 01:13:58,584 --> 01:13:59,417 I don't want to eat it. 841 01:13:59,501 --> 01:14:01,334 You told me to bring it out for you to smash! 842 01:14:02,084 --> 01:14:03,209 Oh my goodness! 843 01:14:13,542 --> 01:14:14,959 Let me out of here! 844 01:14:40,709 --> 01:14:42,084 It's been 500 years! 845 01:14:42,751 --> 01:14:44,959 How much longer do you want to keep me trapped here?! 846 01:14:46,459 --> 01:14:49,042 I've changed... 847 01:14:50,209 --> 01:14:51,751 ...done the enlightenment thing... 848 01:14:53,167 --> 01:14:57,334 Buddha, why won't you believe me?! 849 01:14:57,917 --> 01:14:59,667 You ask Buddha why he doesn't believe you? 850 01:14:59,751 --> 01:15:01,251 But do you believe in him? 851 01:15:02,209 --> 01:15:04,876 If you did in fact experience enlightenment, he'll be even 852 01:15:05,126 --> 01:15:06,326 He would never give up on you. 853 01:15:08,459 --> 01:15:10,667 You're saying I didn't really experience enlightenment? 854 01:15:11,042 --> 01:15:12,709 Let it go. That's not the point. 855 01:15:13,126 --> 01:15:15,847 If you just do goodness with all your heart, you'll reap the rewards. 856 01:15:17,751 --> 01:15:20,376 Help me tame the Pig Demon to show you're doing good. 857 01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:23,459 It's your chance to fight evil and give back to society. 858 01:15:23,709 --> 01:15:26,334 You want my help? Impossible! 859 01:15:27,709 --> 01:15:31,209 Do you know how hard these 500 years have been? 860 01:15:33,126 --> 01:15:37,417 I haven't had a single bite of my favorite food, bananas! 861 01:15:44,501 --> 01:15:46,917 You want to get the Pig Demon. Lure him here. 862 01:15:48,459 --> 01:15:51,584 Though he was hurt by his wife and her lover... 863 01:15:51,834 --> 01:15:54,501 ...he still loves his wife deeply. 864 01:15:56,042 --> 01:15:59,417 He always liked to watched her dance in the moonlight. 865 01:16:00,292 --> 01:16:01,876 He even wrote a song 866 01:16:01,917 --> 01:16:03,667 for her to show his love. 867 01:16:04,209 --> 01:16:05,209 So it's simple. 868 01:16:05,917 --> 01:16:07,167 Get a pretty girl... 869 01:16:07,292 --> 01:16:08,917 ...to sing and dance 870 01:16:08,959 --> 01:16:12,084 to that song under the full moon. 871 01:16:12,626 --> 01:16:14,584 And the Pig Demon will naturally show up. 872 01:16:15,001 --> 01:16:16,001 And then? 873 01:16:16,542 --> 01:16:18,167 And then leave the rest to me. 874 01:16:20,167 --> 01:16:20,927 What are you doing? 875 01:16:21,584 --> 01:16:23,904 Mr. Sun, what do you think about me dressing up as a woman? 876 01:16:24,876 --> 01:16:26,356 Mr. Chen, stop embarrassing yourself. 877 01:16:31,626 --> 01:16:32,667 Oh, sorry. Excuse me. 878 01:16:33,042 --> 01:16:35,709 It's only just a banana. 879 01:16:38,126 --> 01:16:39,709 Why are you still following me? 880 01:16:40,709 --> 01:16:42,792 Because I'm worried about you. 881 01:16:43,376 --> 01:16:45,626 I was up there when I heard you say you needed my help. 882 01:16:45,709 --> 01:16:46,542 So I came down. 883 01:16:46,626 --> 01:16:48,334 Who said we needed your help? 884 01:16:48,667 --> 01:16:50,542 Didn't you just say you needed a pretty girl? 885 01:16:51,001 --> 01:16:53,626 Go away! This is serious stuff. 886 01:16:53,834 --> 01:16:55,167 Sorry, Mr. Sun! 887 01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:56,626 A pretty girl! 888 01:17:00,001 --> 01:17:01,501 You know just what to say. 889 01:17:01,626 --> 01:17:04,251 I've always been this way... I say what I think. 890 01:17:04,709 --> 01:17:06,459 You're making me blush! 891 01:17:06,709 --> 01:17:08,126 You look even nicer that way! 892 01:17:08,501 --> 01:17:10,376 How about you stop saying what you think? 893 01:17:11,584 --> 01:17:12,959 He offended you just now! 894 01:17:13,084 --> 01:17:16,542 Let me apologize for him with this gift. 895 01:17:17,001 --> 01:17:19,292 Oh no, I can't accept. That's too much. 896 01:17:21,709 --> 01:17:23,042 Give me a chance. 897 01:17:23,709 --> 01:17:25,501 We don't even know each other well. 898 01:17:25,584 --> 01:17:28,001 All good friends begin as strangers. 899 01:17:28,709 --> 01:17:32,042 Mr. Sun, keep this up and I'll leave! 900 01:17:32,709 --> 01:17:35,917 If you leave, what will I do? 901 01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:38,542 You're naughty! We're not alone here! 902 01:17:38,751 --> 01:17:39,709 Who else is here? 903 01:17:40,167 --> 01:17:42,501 Fine... let's go catch the Pig Demon! 904 01:17:45,167 --> 01:17:48,751 Miss, you just said you wanted to help us lure the demon. 905 01:17:48,917 --> 01:17:50,042 Can you dance? 906 01:17:50,751 --> 01:17:51,917 I only know one dance. 907 01:17:57,542 --> 01:17:58,626 Good! 908 01:17:59,501 --> 01:18:00,876 Step. 909 01:18:01,626 --> 01:18:02,501 Step. 910 01:18:03,459 --> 01:18:04,167 Step. 911 01:18:06,876 --> 01:18:07,709 Down. 912 01:18:09,126 --> 01:18:10,417 Up. 913 01:18:11,876 --> 01:18:12,542 Up. 914 01:18:15,042 --> 01:18:15,709 Come on! 915 01:18:21,167 --> 01:18:21,792 Try it! 916 01:18:23,584 --> 01:18:24,459 Lift your butt a bit. 917 01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:28,876 Quite good. 918 01:18:29,126 --> 01:18:30,792 Miss, your dancing's really good! 919 01:18:32,376 --> 01:18:33,834 Not at all! 920 01:18:34,042 --> 01:18:35,167 Not as good as you! 921 01:18:35,251 --> 01:18:36,376 You're really good! 922 01:18:37,584 --> 01:18:39,334 Really! 923 01:18:39,834 --> 01:18:41,584 So may I go up and lure the Pig Demon now? 924 01:18:41,751 --> 01:18:44,334 Good! Really Good! 925 01:18:46,626 --> 01:18:47,866 This guy looks really familiar. 926 01:19:26,042 --> 01:19:31,792 My love is gone, she'll never return. 927 01:19:34,376 --> 01:19:40,167 I silently mourn my lost love. 928 01:19:41,709 --> 01:19:48,959 Though flowers wither, they'll bloom again. 929 01:19:50,126 --> 01:19:57,667 My long-lost love is beyond the clouds. 930 01:19:59,334 --> 01:20:06,334 Unrequited love fills my heart with sorrow. 931 01:20:07,084 --> 01:20:15,042 In our lives we can't change our destiny. 932 01:20:15,876 --> 01:20:23,501 Once we're parted, we can love no more. 933 01:20:23,876 --> 01:20:31,001 Could this be the fate heaven planned for me? 934 01:21:13,709 --> 01:21:15,376 KL Hog! 935 01:21:19,709 --> 01:21:21,584 KL Hog! 936 01:21:21,751 --> 01:21:23,709 Long time no see. 937 01:21:37,959 --> 01:21:38,751 Let's 938 01:21:42,417 --> 01:21:44,126 Thank you so much, Mr. Sun! 939 01:21:44,417 --> 01:21:46,018 You've done great service to the people! 940 01:21:46,459 --> 01:21:47,376 Not at all. 941 01:22:01,542 --> 01:22:03,167 After 49 days, 942 01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:05,001 the Pig Demon will be reduced to ashes. 943 01:22:05,501 --> 01:22:07,542 I know you have your own demon-taming beliefs, 944 01:22:07,751 --> 01:22:11,042 so I'm handing these two over to you now. 945 01:22:11,751 --> 01:22:12,711 Thank you for your help! 946 01:22:14,459 --> 01:22:16,499 Are you tired? You should go home and get some rest. 947 01:22:17,042 --> 01:22:19,042 Didn't I tell you? When a girl closes her eyes, 948 01:22:19,126 --> 01:22:20,709 she wants you to kiss her. 949 01:22:27,709 --> 01:22:31,042 Miss Duan, I think I can help you! 950 01:22:31,417 --> 01:22:32,626 Mr. Sun! 951 01:22:38,917 --> 01:22:41,834 Sorry... I know I'd treated you badly before. 952 01:22:42,209 --> 01:22:43,542 But I've changed. 953 01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:47,501 I've decided to become a gentle, faithful wife and mother. 954 01:22:48,084 --> 01:22:49,459 Would you accept me now? 955 01:23:00,376 --> 01:23:01,167 What are you doing? 956 01:23:01,709 --> 01:23:03,959 I've decided to marry you! 957 01:23:04,459 --> 01:23:06,626 This represents my love for you. 958 01:23:10,334 --> 01:23:12,792 Why are you looking at me? Where else can I freakin' go?! 959 01:23:13,959 --> 01:23:16,126 Ignore him. Are you willing? 960 01:23:20,501 --> 01:23:22,292 This Infinite Flying Ring grows roots in your flesh. 961 01:23:22,417 --> 01:23:24,001 You will never be able to take it off. 962 01:23:27,751 --> 01:23:28,552 What are you doing?! 963 01:23:29,084 --> 01:23:29,917 I don't love you. 964 01:23:30,417 --> 01:23:32,126 I don't want to marry you. 965 01:23:32,751 --> 01:23:35,209 If I can't remove the ring, I'll remove my finger! 966 01:23:47,417 --> 01:23:48,626 I get it now. 967 01:23:49,542 --> 01:23:51,126 I won't bother you anymore. 968 01:23:59,501 --> 01:24:01,917 I spent three days putting your book back together. 969 01:24:02,292 --> 01:24:05,459 But I can't read very well so I made a mess of it. 970 01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:07,917 I don't want it. 971 01:24:16,126 --> 01:24:17,126 She's gone... 972 01:24:19,334 --> 01:24:20,334 Too bad. 973 01:24:21,292 --> 01:24:23,667 Miss Duan has such a great body. 974 01:24:24,501 --> 01:24:25,584 How do you know? 975 01:24:26,709 --> 01:24:28,334 I saw it with my eyes. 976 01:24:29,334 --> 01:24:30,584 Why didn't I see it? 977 01:24:30,876 --> 01:24:32,501 Must be because you're blind. 978 01:24:34,709 --> 01:24:36,751 Mr. Sun, thanks again for helping me. 979 01:24:37,126 --> 01:24:38,042 Goodbye. 980 01:24:38,209 --> 01:24:40,126 No need to rush off... leaving so soon? 981 01:24:41,584 --> 01:24:42,584 Are you okay? 982 01:24:42,751 --> 01:24:43,959 Yes, I'm fine. What could possibly be wrong? 983 01:24:44,376 --> 01:24:45,542 Goodbye, goodbye! 984 01:25:22,626 --> 01:25:23,834 Mr. Chen... 985 01:25:25,084 --> 01:25:27,209 ...is the moon full tonight? 986 01:25:27,459 --> 01:25:28,751 Very full. 987 01:25:29,584 --> 01:25:30,959 That's wonderful! 988 01:25:31,834 --> 01:25:34,209 The cave opening's blocked by that lotus. 989 01:25:34,417 --> 01:25:37,042 I can't even remember when I last saw the moon. 990 01:26:06,417 --> 01:26:09,376 Finally, I tricked you! 991 01:26:49,584 --> 01:26:50,251 Oh, it's you! 992 01:26:50,334 --> 01:26:53,542 You really thought you could buy me off with a banana?! 993 01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:57,251 Actually, the lotus was the real seal and this is the real me! 994 01:26:57,417 --> 01:26:58,738 You've released me from the seal! 995 01:26:58,876 --> 01:27:01,042 I've finally escaped Buddha's control! 996 01:27:01,417 --> 01:27:02,959 All you did was get out of the cave. 997 01:27:03,167 --> 01:27:03,968 Buddha's still here. 998 01:27:05,209 --> 01:27:06,042 Still here?! 999 01:27:12,126 --> 01:27:16,084 Go to hell! 1000 01:27:30,042 --> 01:27:31,792 Put down your hands! 1001 01:27:32,376 --> 01:27:33,376 Buddha be praised. 1002 01:27:38,001 --> 01:27:43,126 Put them down! 1003 01:27:51,626 --> 01:27:55,542 Put them down! 1004 01:28:09,209 --> 01:28:11,584 So now, allow me to deliver you to Buddha! 1005 01:28:15,834 --> 01:28:16,667 Who's there?! 1006 01:28:26,917 --> 01:28:29,709 The legendary King of Demons, the Monkey King?! 1007 01:28:31,917 --> 01:28:33,292 Why are you so short? 1008 01:28:33,417 --> 01:28:34,959 He may be short, 1009 01:28:35,001 --> 01:28:37,251 but he's more demonic than ever! 1010 01:28:37,501 --> 01:28:39,376 This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance! 1011 01:28:39,584 --> 01:28:42,001 This is worth skipping dinner! 1012 01:28:42,834 --> 01:28:45,084 Is this a Peking opera costume? 1013 01:28:45,167 --> 01:28:46,126 It's so cute... 1014 01:28:46,542 --> 01:28:49,251 So you're always frowning... are you unhappy? 1015 01:28:49,459 --> 01:28:51,501 If you're unhappy, I'll play with you! 1016 01:28:52,334 --> 01:28:55,126 Didn't we agree that he's mine?! 1017 01:28:56,126 --> 01:28:59,042 Same rule. Whoever wins, goes first! 1018 01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:00,167 Okay! 1019 01:29:00,876 --> 01:29:04,542 Stone, paper, scissors! 1020 01:29:06,709 --> 01:29:07,626 Are you upset? 1021 01:29:08,251 --> 01:29:09,917 Stop throwing the petals! 1022 01:29:11,584 --> 01:29:12,709 Hey, come on! 1023 01:29:13,459 --> 01:29:15,209 I'm in a hurry! Let me go first! 1024 01:29:39,334 --> 01:29:41,292 Pretending to be an animal, in front of me?! 1025 01:29:42,751 --> 01:29:44,542 It's just a crazy monkey! 1026 01:29:44,626 --> 01:29:46,917 It deserves to be stepped on! 1027 01:30:08,501 --> 01:30:12,167 Today, you will die by my Almighty Foot! 1028 01:31:02,459 --> 01:31:04,626 Oh look! Almighty Foot has stepped on a nail! 1029 01:31:13,542 --> 01:31:14,959 My foot has been pierced! 1030 01:31:15,376 --> 01:31:18,126 My food has been pierced! Yes, I know! 1031 01:31:18,876 --> 01:31:22,626 I know! I can see that! Good! 1032 01:31:23,251 --> 01:31:24,376 Quite Please! 1033 01:31:28,876 --> 01:31:32,292 Oh. My foot! My foot! 1034 01:31:32,834 --> 01:31:33,917 Can I please get some help? 1035 01:31:34,084 --> 01:31:35,417 With what? 1036 01:31:35,709 --> 01:31:37,167 Moving that foot! 1037 01:31:37,876 --> 01:31:40,501 You should have said it sooner. 1038 01:31:42,251 --> 01:31:43,542 Why didn't you say it sooner? 1039 01:31:45,751 --> 01:31:48,209 You should have said it sooner. Say it! 1040 01:31:50,167 --> 01:31:51,751 Why didn't you say it sooner? 1041 01:31:55,042 --> 01:31:57,209 Why didn't you say so? Should have said so. 1042 01:31:57,667 --> 01:31:59,501 Help me move the foot! 1043 01:31:59,667 --> 01:32:00,709 Why didn't you say it sooner? 1044 01:32:00,792 --> 01:32:01,834 Move him! 1045 01:34:22,709 --> 01:34:24,626 Wow! That wasn't bad. I really had fun today! 1046 01:34:25,501 --> 01:34:28,334 Yeah, me too! Of course, it was all just for fun... 1047 01:34:28,751 --> 01:34:29,667 Time for me to go! 1048 01:34:49,126 --> 01:34:50,917 Your turn! 1049 01:35:00,542 --> 01:35:01,959 I'll kill whoever touches him! 1050 01:35:02,084 --> 01:35:04,751 No! Run! 1051 01:35:08,209 --> 01:35:10,417 How dare you do this to him? 1052 01:35:11,084 --> 01:35:12,209 What do you take me for? 1053 01:35:36,376 --> 01:35:39,417 Run! You're no match for him! I beg you! 1054 01:35:39,459 --> 01:35:40,376 I'm not going! 1055 01:35:48,001 --> 01:35:49,626 What then?! 1056 01:35:50,417 --> 01:35:51,959 What did you do to him?! 1057 01:35:52,751 --> 01:35:54,834 Don't think I'm so nice! 1058 01:36:24,001 --> 01:36:27,042 I've caught you again... 1059 01:36:28,626 --> 01:36:32,626 ...and you still won't admit you love me? 1060 01:36:37,626 --> 01:36:38,834 I love you. 1061 01:36:40,709 --> 01:36:42,667 I've loved you... 1062 01:36:44,792 --> 01:36:46,209 ...from the moment I saw you. 1063 01:36:47,751 --> 01:36:50,209 How much? 1064 01:36:52,167 --> 01:36:53,626 Very much. 1065 01:36:54,334 --> 01:36:56,167 There's never been a day that... 1066 01:36:59,209 --> 01:37:00,876 ...I don't think about you. 1067 01:37:01,501 --> 01:37:05,376 How... long... will you love me? 1068 01:37:07,417 --> 01:37:09,126 1,000 years... 1069 01:37:15,417 --> 01:37:16,709 10,000 years... 1070 01:37:17,792 --> 01:37:19,501 10,000 years... 1071 01:37:20,542 --> 01:37:22,626 ...that's too long. 1072 01:37:23,834 --> 01:37:25,292 Just love me... 1073 01:37:25,959 --> 01:37:27,209 ...now. 1074 01:37:56,417 --> 01:37:58,417 Didn't I tell you? When a girl closes her eyes, 1075 01:37:58,459 --> 01:38:00,251 she wants you to kiss her. 1076 01:38:52,167 --> 01:38:54,334 I just destroyed the woman you love. 1077 01:38:54,376 --> 01:38:55,709 There's nothing left of her. 1078 01:38:56,667 --> 01:38:58,959 How can your Buddha help you now? 1079 01:39:16,917 --> 01:39:19,084 You're hurting so much that you want to die! 1080 01:39:19,376 --> 01:39:21,751 What can your Buddha do for you now? 1081 01:39:34,501 --> 01:39:40,334 The Buddha Sutra 1082 01:39:42,917 --> 01:39:44,792 Buddha! 1083 01:40:19,459 --> 01:40:20,584 Buddha! 1084 01:40:21,084 --> 01:40:22,709 You had me imprisoned for 500 years! 1085 01:40:23,584 --> 01:40:26,042 But now I'm free! 1086 01:40:26,501 --> 01:40:28,501 And now I will destroy you! 1087 01:43:46,584 --> 01:43:48,959 Now how do you feel about Greater and Lesser Love? 1088 01:43:49,042 --> 01:43:51,042 About love between a man and a woman? 1089 01:43:51,334 --> 01:43:52,655 Love between a man and a woman... 1090 01:43:52,751 --> 01:43:54,959 ...is all part of the Greater Love. 1091 01:43:56,001 --> 01:43:59,542 Love is neither greater nor lesser. 1092 01:44:01,084 --> 01:44:04,667 Having experienced pain, I can truly understand life's suffering. 1093 01:44:05,167 --> 01:44:07,876 Knowing stubbornness, one can let it go. 1094 01:44:08,876 --> 01:44:11,709 Knowing what one wants, one can release it. 1095 01:44:12,251 --> 01:44:14,917 Now you understand that little 'something'. 1096 01:44:15,501 --> 01:44:16,709 Do you now know your mission? 1097 01:44:17,126 --> 01:44:18,459 There is suffering in this world. 1098 01:44:19,084 --> 01:44:20,709 It's not I who can rescue the world from hardship 1099 01:44:20,792 --> 01:44:22,501 and deliver mankind from misery 1100 01:44:22,584 --> 01:44:24,745 That power lies only in the 22 scripture books in India 1101 01:44:24,792 --> 01:44:26,667 Go on your journey to the West for the scriptures. 1102 01:44:26,751 --> 01:44:30,667 It will be full of challenges and demons. 1103 01:44:31,126 --> 01:44:33,084 These three each have skills... 1104 01:44:33,167 --> 01:44:36,709 ...and can protect you at all times. 1105 01:44:37,876 --> 01:44:40,001 I hereby grant you your holy robe and ritual items. 1106 01:44:40,626 --> 01:44:43,667 From today, you are a disciple of Buddha. 1107 01:44:43,834 --> 01:44:45,126 Your holy name is Tripitaka. 1108 01:44:45,209 --> 01:44:46,042 Go forth! 1108 01:44:47,305 --> 01:44:53,377 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org