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Law offices.
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You know what I want to
be when I grow up?
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- What?
- A fisherman.
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I want to go fishing
every day till I'm rich
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so I can move right
next door to the jailhouse,
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so I can be close to my mommy.
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She got arrested for drugs
again, so she has to go back.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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My mommy's breath smells so bad
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'cause she smokes
so much crack.
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What do you think?
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What do I think? About what?
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My mommy's bad breath.
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Maybe it'll get better.
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Thank you. That helps.
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Yeah. Yeah! Thanks
for nothing, Derek.
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What is
the matter with you, Kimmie?
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All right, come on. We got to
go see your grandpa.
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Not Grandpa. He's a kook!
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Oh, my goodness.
You are limber!
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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Phew.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Ooh, well, hello!
I think I know her.
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Mmm...
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Mr. Zisman?
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Mr. Zisman.
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- Mr. Zisman!
- Hmm?
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Hi.
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I'm, uh, afraid I have
some bad news.
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Your wife, she took a turn
for the worse last night
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and, um, she passed away.
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh!
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I thought she'd never die.
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I'm going to let
you process this,
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and, uh, I'll be back in
just a moment, okay?
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Thank you. Thank you, Doc!
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Don't get me wrong, I'm upset,
but she was a crabby old bat.
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Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
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She hadn't given me any nookie
since the '90s.
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And then it was
only out of spite.
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She's in a much better place.
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And I'm in a much better place.
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Did you hear that, Leroy?
We're free!
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I'm free.
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Hello, lady.
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Thanks a lot.
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Ooh.
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All right.
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Shit!
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Oh.
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Uh-oh. Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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Miss.
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Sir, can you help me?
Can you help me, sir?
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I don't expect
you to understand,
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but I have my penis
stuck to the soda machine.
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Gabriel! I'm stuck.
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What's wrong?
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My penis is
stuck in the machine!
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Gabriel! Help me!
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Help me! Ah! Gabriel!
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Gabriel!
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Sir. Could you help me, sir?
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Please don't announce it!
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It's fucking embarrassing!
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Can you help me
instead of announcing?
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Please! It's not funny!
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It's not funny!
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Help! Give me a hand!
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- Could you help me?
- What you want?
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I'm in a bad situation.
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I gotta get unstuck!
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Can you help?
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Jiggle my shoulders.
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Jiggle my shoulders.
Ow! Ow!
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- Nothing I can do.
- Jiggle my...
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Jiggle! Ow! Ow.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh. Oh! He's trying
to rip that dick out!
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Oh, no!
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- Stop!
- Stop, man!
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Sir?
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Don't... It's not going
to come out.
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Don't! Quit pulling on it.
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I got to get...
Oh, God!
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Ah!
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Push! Push!
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God! Push! Push!
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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You looking for something?
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Yes, ma'am,
I'm looking for a suit.
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Okay.
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Wow, what's your name?
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- Judy.
- Judy...
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- Nice to meet you.
- ...you are so beautiful.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, my goodness.
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My wife just passed away.
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I'm sorry.
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That's all right. It wasn't the
greatest marriage anyway, Judy.
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That's why I'm gonna take a
little me time now, Judy.
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- And have some fun.
- Uh-huh. See?
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By fun, I mean
banging the gong.
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I might be too old
to fry the rice,
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but I can still chop the
suey, that's for sure.
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How long does it
take to do alterations?
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Um... Do you
need a hurry?
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Uh, the funeral's tomorrow.
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Oh. Do you need a tie?
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Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
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Okay, what color
the tie you likey?
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Uh, I likey any color.
You pick one out for me.
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Well... How about
that one right there?
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Uh... Which one?
You mean this one?
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- Right there. Yes.
- That looks like it's green.
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- Oh, that's very nice.
- Yeah. Okay?
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- How much is that shirt?
- Sixty-five.
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- That's a lot of scratch.
- Forty per cent.
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- Forty per cent.
- That's a lot of scratch.
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- So, forty per cent.
- Yeah.
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Is that a squirrel right there?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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- You got me, you got me.
- Yup, I got you good.
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- You got me.
- Yup, I got you over a felony.
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- Oh, God.
- Have a seat.
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Yes, sir.
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- Do not get up out of that chair.
- Yes, sir.
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I apologize.
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Get my shit off.
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Get your shit off?
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Get my shirt off. Get my coat off.
Get my pants off.
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I gotta take your pants off?
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- You better believe it.
- Well, that sounds a little weird.
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Go in here and
get the damn pants off.
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You want me to take your pants
off, that seems a little weird.
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Thank you, kind people,
for being here today.
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I never thought my wife's
funeral would be filled with
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complete strangers, but we've
outlived all our friends.
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I was hoping my daughter and
grandson could make it but...
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They didn't.
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So, I would especially like
to thank the choir
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and caterers, and all the nice
people sitting before me.
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Thank you.
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I wished you could have
seen the young Ellie,
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the woman I fell in love with.
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She was like a flash
of bright light.
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A callipygian princess who drew
people to her like a magnet.
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And for those of you who don't
know what callipygian means,
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it means she has a nice bottom.
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- Ooh.
- She did.
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I wish I had
more time with her.
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I wish so much of our time had
not been consumed by combat.
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I wish I'd tried a little
harder to make that happen.
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- Because she's gone now.
- And our history on this earth has been written...
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Baby.
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Hi, sweetie.
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- Hi, buddy.
- Hi.
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Sit.
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This is my
daughter and grandson.
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Can I have a word with you?
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Yeah, I'm in
the middle of something.
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Billy, just stay there
for a second.
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I just want to talk to
your granddad outside.
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Okay, Mom.
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I'm sorry. Excuse me.
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Hi, Billy.
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What's so important?
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Listen, I'm sorry that she's
dead and everything,
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but I'm in some serious shit,
okay?
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- What is it this time?
- You tell him about the microphone.
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Don't even start that
with me! Not now!
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Okay? It wasn't even my fault!
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This cop, he's got a bug
up his ass,
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and then they give me
this public defender
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who's a fucking idiot! And...
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Sir, excuse me.
The microphone is on.
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Please, just give me a moment.
Just give me a moment.
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Look, I violated my parole
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and now they're gonna
send me to jail.
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I just need you to take Billy
across the country
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so he can be with his dad
for a while. Okay?
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What?
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I can't have Bobby with me
now. I'm in mourning!
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It's Billy. Billy!
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How am I supposed
to know what his name is?
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You never brought him around!
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And when you did bring him around,
he pissed every bed in the house.
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I don't pee my bed anymore.
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I cannot have
Billy with me now.
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I am a free man for the
first time in 46 years
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and I can't be saddled
with that cockblock!
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That's just fine.
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You were never there for me
when I was little,
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so I guess it's
no different now, is it?
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I'm going to talk to my mom.
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I am very sorry. Um...
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Everyone's very
emotional right now.
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It's a very difficult
time for the family.
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Uh...
I don't know what to say.
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Sweetie, come here.
That's your mother's.
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She told me I could have it.
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Give me the...
Give it...
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Don't do this in front of
them! Don't do this right now!
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Just stop...
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- Oh, no!
- Oh, God! Jesus!
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Oh, no.
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Grandma?
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- I love you.
- Oh, baby.
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Sorry, Daddy.
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Oh, baby!
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Oh, my God!
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Sing! Please, choir, sing
something. Somebody help.
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♪ Joy, joy, joy
Down in my heart
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♪ Down in my heart,
down in my heart
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♪ I've got the joy,
joy, joy, joy
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♪ Down in my heart to stay
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♪ I've got the love of
Jesus down in my heart
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♪ Down in my heart,
down in my heart
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♪ I've got the love of Jesus
down in my heart
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♪ Down in my heart to stay
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♪ I've got the joy,
joy, joy, joy
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♪ Down in my heart to stay ♪
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Fuck.
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Where are we going?
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We're going here to get on
a computer call with your dad
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to see when he's gonna
pick your little ass up.
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And I got someone meeting us
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to help me
and your father communicate,
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seeing how we don't get along.
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Are you Mr. Zisman?
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- Hi.
- Shirley Kreska.
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- Nice to meet you, Shirley.
- Nice to meet you.
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Well, tell me
the purpose of the call.
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His mother is going to jail.
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But she wanted me to get
him to his father.
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We've had lots of problems
out of the father.
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He's nearly impossible
to communicate with.
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Yes, yes.
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I got him up on
the computer now.
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All right, Chuck.
This is Shirley.
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Hi, Chuck.
I'm a local counselor,
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and I'm just here to help
the two of you
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reach whatever goals
you want to reach
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and just help the two
of you talk together.
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Okay.
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So, uh, Kimmie
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is going to
jail again, all right?
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Doesn't surprise me.
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So I need you to come
get Billy, like, from me.
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Why are you shaking your head?
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'Cause this is real
bad timing right now for me.
254
00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:12,302
I'm having some problems
with my business right now.
255
00:16:12,303 --> 00:16:13,803
- Okay.
- Oh, your business, huh?
256
00:16:13,804 --> 00:16:15,571
What business is that?
257
00:16:15,572 --> 00:16:17,074
I sell computers.
258
00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:19,308
Sell... He couldn't sell
pussy on a troop train.
259
00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:20,978
Oh, that's
a disgusting thing to say.
260
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,479
Okay, but that doesn't help.
That doesn't help.
261
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,080
You're right. You're right.
262
00:16:24,081 --> 00:16:25,202
I'm sorry for insulting you.
263
00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:29,123
Are you serious?
264
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,123
This is a disaster.
265
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,625
All right, Chuck.
266
00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:37,464
If you can't come to Lincoln,
267
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,297
then I'll just bring him
to you in North Carolina.
268
00:16:41,298 --> 00:16:44,401
No. 'Cause I don't have money
to take care of a kid.
269
00:16:44,402 --> 00:16:46,571
My cousin, he just had
to take his baby girl,
270
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:49,306
and the state's paying
him $600 a month for free.
271
00:16:49,307 --> 00:16:51,675
Are you sure you
want him to go to him?
272
00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:53,444
- He's getting 600 bucks?
- A month.
273
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,845
Wait, what are they saying?
274
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:57,614
She's saying possibly he could
get money for keeping him.
275
00:16:57,615 --> 00:16:59,850
I think I can
work something out.
276
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:02,854
I think that if Irving was to
277
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,956
bring him here to Raleigh,
I could take the kid.
278
00:17:05,957 --> 00:17:08,459
And then if it
didn't work out...
279
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,060
600 bucks a month
will make it work for me.
280
00:17:11,061 --> 00:17:13,529
So...
And that isn't guaranteed,
281
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:14,964
what she just said.
It's something
282
00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:16,333
- you would have to investigate.
- No, no, it's guaranteed.
283
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,701
She's always right.
284
00:17:17,702 --> 00:17:19,303
It's a done deal, man.
Drop him off.
285
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:20,805
All right,
2:00 on Sunday.
286
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,806
2:00 p.m. Sunday.
287
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,043
Great, man. Great. Great.
288
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,211
There goes like
half my inventory.
289
00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:29,747
What a wonderful business
you have.
290
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,214
Okay. Chuck,
what's your last name?
291
00:17:31,215 --> 00:17:33,383
Muskie.
292
00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:36,554
- M-U-S-K-I-E.
- M... Okay.
293
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:40,324
D-O-U-C-H-E is
how you spell it.
294
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:43,960
Yeah. That's right.
F-A-G-O-T is your last name.
295
00:17:43,961 --> 00:17:46,162
Your son's right here,
if you don't mind.
296
00:17:46,163 --> 00:17:48,699
Bye, A-S-S-O-L-E.
297
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,601
Shitbird, dummy butt.
298
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,771
Let's just...
Let's just walk away.
299
00:17:53,771 --> 00:17:55,372
Suck it.
300
00:17:55,373 --> 00:17:56,940
"Suck it," that's nice.
301
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:58,709
Suck a bowl of dicks.
302
00:17:58,710 --> 00:17:59,943
Bye, Dad.
303
00:17:59,944 --> 00:18:01,778
Bye, Billy!
304
00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:02,579
Bye.
305
00:18:15,326 --> 00:18:17,594
Hey, Billy, let me show you
what you're going to do
306
00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:19,863
if somebody comes
at you with a knife.
307
00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:21,164
Come here.
308
00:18:21,165 --> 00:18:22,732
Have any of those baskets down
here that you have outside?
309
00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:24,867
I don't think so.
310
00:18:24,868 --> 00:18:26,170
You don't think so.
You don't know?
311
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:28,104
Don't interrupt,
grandpa, I'm busy.
312
00:18:28,105 --> 00:18:30,239
So if a guy comes
at you with a knife...
313
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,607
You don't care about a sale?
314
00:18:31,608 --> 00:18:32,977
Yeah, I care about a sale.
315
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,746
But I'm trying to teach my
grandson about knife fights.
316
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,548
And you keep
yapping. Jesus.
317
00:18:38,549 --> 00:18:42,452
- Good attitude to have.
- Yeah, keep walking, gramps.
318
00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:45,588
Okay, now, if a guy comes
at you in a knife fight.
319
00:18:45,589 --> 00:18:47,691
Like, come at me,
I'll show you what you do.
320
00:18:47,692 --> 00:18:49,527
That's all you gotta do.
321
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,730
You take it and you stick
it right in their thigh.
322
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:55,233
And then they
can't run after you.
323
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:59,870
You young ladies in the
market for a nice bed?
324
00:18:59,871 --> 00:19:02,139
- No.
- Seventy-five dollars.
325
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,440
What's special about it?
326
00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:05,843
It's got that
special vibrating feature.
327
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,576
You know what I'm saying?
328
00:19:07,577 --> 00:19:09,313
You want to see how it works?
329
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,047
No, thanks, honey.
330
00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:14,351
My wife and I only had it two weeks
before she went in the hospital.
331
00:19:14,352 --> 00:19:15,919
Oh, I'm so sorry.
332
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,387
That's okay, that's okay.
It's barely been used.
333
00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:20,857
- Yeah.
- And she passed away.
334
00:19:20,858 --> 00:19:23,626
- Oh, dear. That's very sad.
- Yeah.
335
00:19:23,627 --> 00:19:26,829
Well, it's not so sad, she
was kind of a bitch, but...
336
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,832
Jeez!
337
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,534
My goodness!
338
00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:34,637
Well, gotta
call a spade a spade.
339
00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:37,875
Well, there goes
the troublemaker.
340
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,044
Well, what kind of
attitude is that?
341
00:19:41,045 --> 00:19:42,712
- Same type you have.
- Same kind of 'tude you got.
342
00:19:42,713 --> 00:19:43,794
- Same type you have.
- Wow.
343
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:45,453
Mr. and Mrs. Happy.
344
00:19:49,453 --> 00:19:51,454
How much is this?
345
00:19:51,455 --> 00:19:53,824
Is there a price tag on it?
346
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,394
I don't... There's a...
347
00:19:56,394 --> 00:19:58,161
That's one of my
wife's favorite lamps.
348
00:19:58,162 --> 00:20:00,130
- It's very pretty.
- Yes.
349
00:20:00,131 --> 00:20:02,133
She died of, uh...
350
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,767
Vagitosis.
351
00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:06,605
It's kind of like bad breath,
but the vagina.
352
00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:10,106
It wasn't
the main cause, but...
353
00:20:10,107 --> 00:20:11,067
- It didn't help.
- Yeah.
354
00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:13,815
That's...
355
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,981
Ma'am,
will you buy that please?
356
00:20:18,982 --> 00:20:22,486
No, thank you. I don't
need it, I have one.
357
00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:27,958
Ma'am, how do you explain what a
cockblock is to an eight-year-old?
358
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:32,832
Can you help me explain that? 'Cause that's
what's sitting there is a little cockblock.
359
00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:37,002
No, he's not.
Don't listen to her.
360
00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:39,437
He's a good boy.
361
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,873
If you like him so damn much,
you take him.
362
00:20:43,574 --> 00:20:45,842
Do you like this chair?
363
00:20:45,843 --> 00:20:47,178
That is pretty cool.
364
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,013
It's only $25.
365
00:20:49,013 --> 00:20:50,914
Wow. That's nice.
366
00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:54,250
This bed's going for
a pretty good price.
367
00:20:54,251 --> 00:20:56,553
I'd like to lay down
and take a nap myself.
368
00:20:56,554 --> 00:20:58,422
- I'm tired all the time.
- Yeah.
369
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,823
Is it one of those ones
that adjusts?
370
00:20:59,824 --> 00:21:02,326
Yes, ma'am, it's really good.
371
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,327
It's one of those that kind of
372
00:21:04,328 --> 00:21:07,162
sit up while
you're watching TV.
373
00:21:07,163 --> 00:21:09,202
Here, try, uh... I'll, uh...
374
00:21:11,202 --> 00:21:13,737
Try to adjust it a little.
375
00:21:13,738 --> 00:21:14,872
Whoa!
376
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,206
Whoa, stop!
377
00:21:16,207 --> 00:21:17,874
Oh, my God!
378
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,776
Whoa, stop. Oh, my God!
379
00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:22,546
Stop, stop! Whoa, stop!
380
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:23,779
Unplug it!
381
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:26,850
Oh, my God! What are you
trying to do to me?
382
00:21:26,851 --> 00:21:29,452
All I did was push
the little button!
383
00:21:29,453 --> 00:21:33,722
Oh, God! Put it down!
Put it... Cramp! Cramp!
384
00:21:33,723 --> 00:21:34,857
Ah!
385
00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:36,058
It's unplugged!
386
00:21:36,059 --> 00:21:37,193
Oh.
387
00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:38,862
It's unplugged,
I pulled the plug.
388
00:21:38,863 --> 00:21:40,631
Oh, my God.
389
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,633
Unplug that thing
over there, please.
390
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,168
I'm getting off.
391
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:46,136
Oh. Oh, God.
392
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:47,202
- Let Grandpa sit.
- I pushed the little button.
393
00:21:47,203 --> 00:21:48,471
He told me to push the button.
394
00:21:48,472 --> 00:21:50,674
Let Grandpa sit.
395
00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:54,213
I think I'm going to have
a heart attack. I really do.
396
00:21:56,213 --> 00:21:58,816
Well, let's not make this
all about you, honey.
397
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,987
Oh, no, no, I'm telling her.
I'm not making it...
398
00:22:05,256 --> 00:22:06,723
Look...
399
00:22:06,724 --> 00:22:08,225
Just calm down. It's okay.
400
00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:09,661
My breathing won't come back.
401
00:22:10,661 --> 00:22:12,731
You can have the bed for $50.
402
00:22:13,731 --> 00:22:15,211
No, I don't want that bed.
403
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:33,087
Coming!
404
00:22:37,087 --> 00:22:38,689
Hey, sir, how are you?
405
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,422
Do you have a bed
we're supposed to pick up?
406
00:22:40,423 --> 00:22:42,226
- Right this way.
- Alrighty.
407
00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:43,425
My name's Irving,
what's your name?
408
00:22:43,426 --> 00:22:44,560
Tom.
409
00:22:44,561 --> 00:22:46,764
Tom. How are you,
Tom? Come on in.
410
00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,865
This is my grandson, Billy.
411
00:22:48,866 --> 00:22:49,967
- Hi, Billy. How are you?
- Hi.
412
00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:51,434
- What's your name, sir?
- I'm James.
413
00:22:51,435 --> 00:22:54,273
James. How are you, James?
Come on in. We're back here.
414
00:22:56,273 --> 00:23:00,376
And, um... My wife just passed
away a couple days ago
415
00:23:00,377 --> 00:23:03,046
and the damn funeral home
had a little misunderstanding.
416
00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:05,451
Like, you know what, "We'll
just take her right back."
417
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:09,152
We want to get her in
my trunk, because we're gonna
418
00:23:09,153 --> 00:23:13,957
bury her down south a ways.
If you could help me to my car
419
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,627
I would really appreciate it.
420
00:23:16,627 --> 00:23:18,630
Let me just...
421
00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:21,297
Okay, um...
422
00:23:21,298 --> 00:23:23,633
Just wrap her up.
423
00:23:23,634 --> 00:23:26,804
I think it'll be easiest
if you just pull like that.
424
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:29,739
Yeah. She was a pain in my ass
when we were married
425
00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:33,479
and she passed away, she's
still being a pain in my ass.
426
00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:37,314
Just grab that right there.
427
00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:39,818
James, will you get the head?
428
00:23:41,818 --> 00:23:43,823
Be gentle with her.
429
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:45,823
Here you go, James.
430
00:23:47,157 --> 00:23:48,718
- Here you go.
- Lord have mercy. Jesus.
431
00:23:49,426 --> 00:23:50,660
There you go.
432
00:23:50,661 --> 00:23:52,496
Don't let her fall
out of there, James.
433
00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:54,497
Get a good hold on her.
434
00:23:54,498 --> 00:23:56,369
Oh, man. We're, uh...
435
00:23:58,369 --> 00:24:00,970
We got to get this
little boy to his father.
436
00:24:00,971 --> 00:24:02,972
His mom just got
thrown in jail.
437
00:24:02,973 --> 00:24:04,540
My mom's on drugs.
438
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:06,142
Lord have mercy!
439
00:24:06,143 --> 00:24:08,914
Thank you, boys.
I couldn't carry her myself.
440
00:24:10,914 --> 00:24:13,583
Just put her right in there.
441
00:24:13,584 --> 00:24:16,255
And, uh, we got blankets
to keep her warm.
442
00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,229
All right, be careful with her.
443
00:24:25,229 --> 00:24:26,597
All right.
444
00:24:27,597 --> 00:24:30,603
Thank you. Thank you, James.
445
00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:33,202
Come here, Billy.
446
00:24:33,203 --> 00:24:35,942
Grab his hand.
Can we say a prayer?
447
00:24:37,942 --> 00:24:40,210
Lord, please look
after Billy and I
448
00:24:40,211 --> 00:24:42,444
on our journey with Ellie.
449
00:24:42,445 --> 00:24:45,781
And Lord, please look after
these men because
450
00:24:45,782 --> 00:24:48,117
they were very sweet
451
00:24:48,118 --> 00:24:50,820
and they're also accomplices
to probably what was
452
00:24:50,821 --> 00:24:53,123
technically a crime, but...
453
00:24:53,124 --> 00:24:55,124
We're not gonna say anything.
454
00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:57,727
Come on, man!
Are you serious?
455
00:24:57,728 --> 00:24:59,595
In your name we pray. Amen.
456
00:24:59,596 --> 00:25:00,896
Amen.
457
00:25:00,897 --> 00:25:02,132
All right.
458
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:04,633
Let me ask you a question,
is the bed really going?
459
00:25:04,634 --> 00:25:06,135
No, no.
I just needed help with her.
460
00:25:06,136 --> 00:25:07,304
Oh.
461
00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:09,472
But no one's going
to come out...
462
00:25:09,473 --> 00:25:11,508
No one's going to come out
to help if you say,
463
00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:13,443
"Can you come help me commit
a crime?"
464
00:25:13,444 --> 00:25:15,312
No one's gonna help. So...
465
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:21,317
We, uh... That's why we
had to tell a little fib.
466
00:25:21,318 --> 00:25:25,489
But we surely appreciate it.
And our lips are sealed.
467
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:26,556
- Later.
- Thank the men.
468
00:25:26,557 --> 00:25:27,656
See you, Billy.
469
00:25:27,657 --> 00:25:28,937
- Thank you.
- Thank you, fellas!
470
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,227
See you later.
471
00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:32,429
God bless you. God bless you, James.
Thank you!
472
00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,163
Thanks for the crime!
473
00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:36,769
Now get your crap.
We got to hit the road.
474
00:25:39,769 --> 00:25:40,903
All right.
475
00:25:40,904 --> 00:25:43,573
Grandpa, do you think we'll
have time to go fishing?
476
00:25:43,574 --> 00:25:46,892
Don't worry me with that.
Just get in the damn car.
477
00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:05,894
I hope you went
to the bathroom already.
478
00:26:05,895 --> 00:26:07,031
- Nope.
- "Nope"?
479
00:26:08,031 --> 00:26:10,568
Well, you're gonna
have to hold it.
480
00:26:32,556 --> 00:26:34,624
Can I turn on the AC?
481
00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:35,425
No.
482
00:26:38,128 --> 00:26:39,131
Can I turn on the radio?
483
00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:41,964
No!
484
00:26:41,965 --> 00:26:44,138
Let's just play the quiet game.
485
00:26:48,138 --> 00:26:49,807
Can we get something to eat?
486
00:26:50,807 --> 00:26:52,642
You're already eating.
487
00:26:52,643 --> 00:26:53,876
But I'm hungry!
488
00:26:53,877 --> 00:26:55,578
Whatever.
489
00:26:55,579 --> 00:26:57,482
Anything to get
out of this car.
490
00:26:59,482 --> 00:27:03,988
Hola, gorgeous! I gotta
feed this little prick.
491
00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:08,327
Ooh, she is muy bonita, huh?
My goodness!
492
00:27:10,327 --> 00:27:12,929
Grandpa, look at
that ride! Can I go ride it?
493
00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:14,833
- What?
- Can I go ride that?
494
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:18,602
Yes. Shit.
495
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:19,670
Scram.
496
00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:20,804
Thank you.
497
00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,139
Ah. What's your name?
498
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,173
Gloria.
499
00:27:24,174 --> 00:27:27,509
My Spanish name
is El Mucho Ding-Dong.
500
00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:29,046
It doesn't work!
501
00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:30,180
Oh, God.
502
00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:31,948
- Grandpa!
- What?
503
00:27:31,949 --> 00:27:33,184
This thing doesn't work!
504
00:27:34,184 --> 00:27:35,884
What do you want me
to do about it?
505
00:27:35,885 --> 00:27:37,687
Fix it!
506
00:27:37,688 --> 00:27:39,323
Can't you see
I was talking to a lady?
507
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:40,624
Yes, but look!
508
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,858
Did you put money in there?
God.
509
00:27:42,859 --> 00:27:44,326
Try it. It doesn't work.
510
00:27:44,327 --> 00:27:45,233
Oh, God!
511
00:27:52,001 --> 00:27:53,270
God!
512
00:27:54,270 --> 00:27:55,641
Ow.
513
00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:57,675
Oh, man.
514
00:27:58,675 --> 00:28:00,046
Damn thing's broke.
515
00:28:02,046 --> 00:28:04,847
- Come on.
- You put in 50 cents.
516
00:28:04,848 --> 00:28:05,718
Nothing!
517
00:28:07,718 --> 00:28:12,055
Oh! Ow! Ah!
518
00:28:12,056 --> 00:28:13,624
Sit down, sit down.
519
00:28:15,192 --> 00:28:16,430
Ah!
520
00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:21,397
- Oh, I'm all right!
- Sit down, sir.
521
00:28:21,398 --> 00:28:22,966
Sit, sit, sit!
522
00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:24,968
Are you okay, Grandpa?
523
00:28:24,969 --> 00:28:26,136
Look what happened!
524
00:28:27,136 --> 00:28:28,204
Jesus!
525
00:28:28,205 --> 00:28:29,472
It didn't work!
526
00:28:29,473 --> 00:28:31,475
Why'd you tell me
to get in there?
527
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:34,677
- No, it's not.
- Yes, I shouldn't have even been on there.
528
00:28:34,678 --> 00:28:36,579
You ruined the store.
529
00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:38,480
Why'd you tell me
to get in there?
530
00:28:38,481 --> 00:28:40,717
'Cause I wanted you to fix it.
531
00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:43,452
Well, it's fixed!
532
00:28:43,453 --> 00:28:45,555
Sir, would you
please listen to me?
533
00:28:45,556 --> 00:28:47,256
I want you to sit down
on a cushion until...
534
00:28:47,257 --> 00:28:49,293
I want the ambulance
to check you out.
535
00:28:49,294 --> 00:28:50,993
Listen, it is not your fault.
536
00:28:50,994 --> 00:28:52,895
You are not over that weight limit.
Do you understand?
537
00:28:52,896 --> 00:28:54,331
What weight limit?
538
00:28:54,332 --> 00:28:55,899
There's no weight limit
on that thing.
539
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:59,236
Hey, I don't have a weight limit either.
If you know what I mean.
540
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:02,404
Unbelievable!
You could have broke my neck!
541
00:29:02,405 --> 00:29:04,075
I didn't do anything!
542
00:29:05,909 --> 00:29:08,078
I can't do it. I can't do it.
543
00:29:09,078 --> 00:29:10,915
- Do what?
- This!
544
00:29:11,915 --> 00:29:14,083
I can't do this.
545
00:29:14,084 --> 00:29:16,252
I said I'd get you
to your father's,
546
00:29:16,253 --> 00:29:18,588
but I didn't say how.
547
00:29:18,589 --> 00:29:21,257
Grandpa,
my leg's falling asleep!
548
00:29:21,258 --> 00:29:23,927
Look, you little shitbird,
I'm not driving you
549
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,629
and you're too young
to ride the bus,
550
00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:27,934
so you keep quiet in there!
551
00:29:30,934 --> 00:29:32,268
You need some help?
552
00:29:32,269 --> 00:29:34,703
- I think I got it.
- Okay.
553
00:29:34,704 --> 00:29:36,375
- Oh, my goodness.
- Okay.
554
00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:38,710
- Here we go.
- Okay.
555
00:29:39,710 --> 00:29:44,314
I'm going to send this
to Raleigh, North Carolina.
556
00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:45,882
Raleigh? Okay.
557
00:29:45,883 --> 00:29:47,319
Eighteen width.
558
00:29:49,319 --> 00:29:50,388
Uh...
559
00:29:51,388 --> 00:29:52,989
- Forty-seven?
- Forty-seven.
560
00:29:52,990 --> 00:29:54,592
- Forty-seven.
- Yeah.
561
00:29:56,259 --> 00:29:57,794
- Damn it.
- Okay.
562
00:29:57,795 --> 00:29:59,395
Oh, there's something
moving around in there.
563
00:29:59,396 --> 00:30:00,896
Really?
564
00:30:00,897 --> 00:30:02,432
- No. No.
- No?
565
00:30:03,534 --> 00:30:05,902
There's something in that box!
566
00:30:05,903 --> 00:30:07,170
No.
567
00:30:07,171 --> 00:30:10,172
There's nothing in the box?
It sounds like it!
568
00:30:10,173 --> 00:30:14,509
I do hear stuff in here, but
it's not coming from there.
569
00:30:14,510 --> 00:30:15,879
- Okay. Can we unstrap it?
- You mind if we unstrap it?
570
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,212
Yes... No, let's unstrap it.
571
00:30:17,213 --> 00:30:18,413
Okay.
572
00:30:18,414 --> 00:30:20,084
Grandpa, I got to pee.
573
00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:22,421
What...
574
00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:25,755
Keep it down.
575
00:30:25,756 --> 00:30:28,858
It's a statue.
I have a statue in there.
576
00:30:28,859 --> 00:30:30,425
It still has batteries in it
or something?
577
00:30:30,426 --> 00:30:32,595
Yes, it has the batteries
in it still.
578
00:30:32,596 --> 00:30:34,631
Okay. Okay.
579
00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:36,732
Yeah, it's just one
of those kind
580
00:30:36,733 --> 00:30:38,367
that you hit a button and it...
581
00:30:38,368 --> 00:30:39,835
So we shook it.
582
00:30:39,836 --> 00:30:41,775
Yeah, yeah.
583
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:45,076
Grandpa, I got to pee real bad.
584
00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:47,710
It's a statue.
585
00:30:47,711 --> 00:30:49,112
Are you sure?
586
00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:51,448
It was settling.
It was settling.
587
00:30:51,449 --> 00:30:53,383
Okay. All right.
588
00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:55,285
Can we get it weighed?
Because I gotta...
589
00:30:55,286 --> 00:30:56,486
You gotta get out?
590
00:30:56,487 --> 00:30:57,808
Yes, and I appreciate
you girls...
591
00:31:01,057 --> 00:31:02,392
Would you...
592
00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:03,960
God, what are you doing?
593
00:31:03,961 --> 00:31:05,961
We were shipping a human being!
594
00:31:05,962 --> 00:31:07,463
Oh, my.
595
00:31:07,464 --> 00:31:09,065
Oh, my!
596
00:31:09,066 --> 00:31:10,566
We can't ship humans.
597
00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:12,735
I'm trying to get him
to his father,
598
00:31:12,736 --> 00:31:15,806
and I don't want to drive him.
599
00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:17,507
Oh, my goodness!
600
00:31:17,508 --> 00:31:19,508
- What's your name?
- Billy.
601
00:31:19,509 --> 00:31:21,777
- You've had Billy for the school year?
- No, no.
602
00:31:21,778 --> 00:31:24,279
- And he's going back for the summer?
- I just got him today.
603
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,415
- And you already want to send him back?
- You got him today!
604
00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:29,019
Yeah, my wife passed.
605
00:31:30,019 --> 00:31:32,122
- Aw! I'm sorry to hear it.
- Your grandmother?
606
00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:33,922
Did he love Grandma?
607
00:31:33,923 --> 00:31:36,124
- No.
- He didn't?
608
00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:38,228
If you'd have met her,
you'd have felt the same way.
609
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:40,896
You think she died of
a broken heart?
610
00:31:40,897 --> 00:31:43,337
- Heart attack.
- Well, I can tell you what she didn't die of.
611
00:31:44,801 --> 00:31:45,601
Oh, my.
612
00:31:46,570 --> 00:31:48,137
It'll get there overnight.
613
00:31:48,138 --> 00:31:49,572
You know that they're
just gonna be
614
00:31:49,573 --> 00:31:51,307
throwing you around
and everything, don't you?
615
00:31:51,308 --> 00:31:54,643
Well, give me a pen and
we'll write "fragile" on it.
616
00:31:54,644 --> 00:31:56,912
Are you sure
you want to do this?
617
00:31:56,913 --> 00:31:58,480
You need a blanket?
618
00:31:58,481 --> 00:32:00,415
- We can't ship a human!
- I'll take one.
619
00:32:00,416 --> 00:32:03,153
You can if you didn't know
this happened.
620
00:32:03,154 --> 00:32:06,256
I can't ship you.
You're... You're living!
621
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:07,824
Should we call the police
on them?
622
00:32:07,825 --> 00:32:09,963
Oh, no! No police.
623
00:32:12,963 --> 00:32:15,198
Just help me get him out of the box.
I'll take him.
624
00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:17,178
Shit! Come on.
625
00:32:27,178 --> 00:32:29,679
Been in this car all damn day!
626
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,617
I need a break.
627
00:32:33,617 --> 00:32:35,183
Where are we going?
628
00:32:35,184 --> 00:32:37,787
Grandpa's going
to play a little bingo.
629
00:32:37,788 --> 00:32:39,989
- Can I come?
- No!
630
00:32:39,990 --> 00:32:41,071
Look. They don't allow kids
631
00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:44,794
and I'm going to be talking
to ladies in there.
632
00:32:44,795 --> 00:32:47,197
And I don't need you
cockblocking.
633
00:32:47,198 --> 00:32:48,534
G-51.
634
00:32:50,534 --> 00:32:51,334
N-42.
635
00:32:55,038 --> 00:32:56,708
G-60.
636
00:32:57,708 --> 00:33:00,644
It's been a while
since I've played.
637
00:33:01,644 --> 00:33:03,880
Nice to meet you, ma'am.
Good luck.
638
00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:05,147
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
639
00:33:05,148 --> 00:33:07,217
- My name is O.Z.
- O.Z.!
640
00:33:07,218 --> 00:33:08,552
- O.Z.
- All right!
641
00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:10,318
Can I cheat off you?
642
00:33:10,319 --> 00:33:11,119
B-2.
643
00:33:12,055 --> 00:33:13,224
G-46.
644
00:33:15,224 --> 00:33:17,827
O.Z., what do you say
we blow this joint
645
00:33:17,828 --> 00:33:20,329
and go play
strip bingo outside?
646
00:33:20,330 --> 00:33:21,130
Stop it.
647
00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:26,068
That damn dauber's not...
Oh.
648
00:33:26,069 --> 00:33:28,210
God damn it.
Done spilled everywhere.
649
00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:34,878
N-62.
650
00:33:35,878 --> 00:33:37,514
Stop the game. Stop!
651
00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:39,117
Oh, my gosh!
652
00:33:41,117 --> 00:33:42,351
Oh.
653
00:33:42,352 --> 00:33:44,788
I think this shit's
done gone bad.
654
00:33:46,089 --> 00:33:47,922
Oh, my God!
655
00:33:47,923 --> 00:33:50,662
He just drunk the dauber shit.
656
00:33:51,662 --> 00:33:53,930
Oh, man! You can't do that!
657
00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:55,464
Hell, no!
658
00:33:55,465 --> 00:33:56,566
Yuck.
659
00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:57,933
Stop.
660
00:33:57,934 --> 00:33:59,168
Stop!
661
00:33:59,169 --> 00:34:01,270
Stop? Hell, keep going!
662
00:34:01,271 --> 00:34:02,771
You're making everybody sick.
663
00:34:02,772 --> 00:34:04,440
No, come on, come on!
664
00:34:04,441 --> 00:34:07,780
Let's go back
to the damn game, all right?
665
00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:13,950
God damn! You guys
are driving me to drink!
666
00:34:13,951 --> 00:34:15,818
I need a drink.
667
00:34:20,923 --> 00:34:24,630
I got a damn margarita!
Who wants a margarita?
668
00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:30,232
O.Z., half of this is for you.
669
00:34:30,233 --> 00:34:32,936
How about a little fun, people?
670
00:34:52,722 --> 00:34:56,058
Excuse me? Sir?
Can you tie my shoe, please?
671
00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:57,192
Yeah, sure.
672
00:34:57,193 --> 00:34:59,629
- Are you married?
- Yeah.
673
00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:01,330
Are you happily married?
674
00:35:01,331 --> 00:35:02,670
Yeah, I guess so.
675
00:35:06,670 --> 00:35:08,007
Why do you ask?
676
00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:11,339
I want a new dad.
677
00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:13,844
Oh, do you? Yeah, sorry.
678
00:35:14,844 --> 00:35:16,078
What's your name?
679
00:35:16,079 --> 00:35:17,680
Dan.
680
00:35:17,681 --> 00:35:20,519
Hey, Dan, I got an idea.
681
00:35:22,519 --> 00:35:24,188
How about me
being your new kid?
682
00:35:25,188 --> 00:35:26,858
Um...
683
00:35:27,858 --> 00:35:30,225
I don't know if it's really
quite that simple.
684
00:35:30,226 --> 00:35:31,506
You know,
you can't really, uh...
685
00:35:32,362 --> 00:35:33,462
Why?
686
00:35:33,463 --> 00:35:36,866
You can't really trade kids
between families, can you?
687
00:35:36,867 --> 00:35:39,134
Sure you can, Dad.
688
00:35:39,135 --> 00:35:41,303
You know, when I was overseas,
689
00:35:41,304 --> 00:35:44,140
when you would sleep with
a prostitute, they would
690
00:35:44,141 --> 00:35:46,042
squeeze lime juice
on your schmeckle
691
00:35:46,043 --> 00:35:48,210
to see if you had any diseases.
692
00:35:48,211 --> 00:35:50,879
And if you went, "Ow!"
693
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,716
It means you got something,
'cause the cuts burn.
694
00:35:54,717 --> 00:35:57,190
I never went, "Ow!"
But one time.
695
00:36:02,059 --> 00:36:04,392
It's all cleared up now,
though.
696
00:36:04,393 --> 00:36:06,796
Ma'am, it's all cleared up.
697
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,730
- Oh, okay.
- All right.
698
00:36:08,731 --> 00:36:11,267
Just to prove to you I don't
have anything, ladies,
699
00:36:11,268 --> 00:36:13,334
I'm gonna squeeze
this lime juice
700
00:36:13,335 --> 00:36:14,404
on my schmeckle right now.
701
00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:15,504
Oh, my God!
702
00:36:15,505 --> 00:36:16,906
Okay.
703
00:36:16,907 --> 00:36:19,408
Why resist? Watch this.
Here it goes. Here it goes!
704
00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:22,245
Nothing. Nothing.
705
00:36:22,246 --> 00:36:26,850
- I got nothing.
- That is free advertising right there.
706
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,118
It did sting a little when
it got to my bunghole though,
707
00:36:29,119 --> 00:36:30,752
I'll tell you that.
708
00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:33,422
That's just between us girls.
709
00:36:33,423 --> 00:36:35,994
I'm gonna have to
have that checked out.
710
00:36:37,994 --> 00:36:39,696
G-37.
711
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:40,497
Bingo!
712
00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:45,271
Ha ha! Bingo!
713
00:36:47,271 --> 00:36:49,171
Bingo!
714
00:36:49,172 --> 00:36:51,876
Can someone check that
bingo for me, please?
715
00:36:52,876 --> 00:36:55,380
You hush. You hush.
716
00:36:57,380 --> 00:36:59,214
You hush, too.
717
00:36:59,215 --> 00:37:02,951
No, I won't. I'm a grown man.
I can talk. I can talk.
718
00:37:02,952 --> 00:37:04,088
I can talk.
719
00:37:05,088 --> 00:37:06,723
Tattletales.
720
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:10,529
The bingo is not possible because we
have no N, so we will keep playing.
721
00:37:11,529 --> 00:37:13,333
Well, shit!
722
00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:18,336
G-53.
723
00:37:20,336 --> 00:37:22,273
What happened to your dad?
724
00:37:23,273 --> 00:37:24,841
Hey, Dad.
725
00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:26,010
Yeah, what happened to him?
726
00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:28,845
- No, you're my dad.
- Hmm?
727
00:37:28,846 --> 00:37:30,181
High five, Dad.
728
00:37:31,181 --> 00:37:32,856
Down low. Too slow.
729
00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:40,422
Who are you here with?
730
00:37:40,423 --> 00:37:42,692
You. My new dad.
731
00:37:42,693 --> 00:37:45,261
Well, I'm not your new dad.
But...
732
00:37:45,262 --> 00:37:46,828
You're funny.
733
00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:47,629
Um...
734
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,034
Hey, Dad,
look at me in the eye.
735
00:37:52,034 --> 00:37:53,169
Like...
736
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:54,636
I love you.
737
00:37:54,637 --> 00:37:56,376
Anyway, I need to, uh...
738
00:37:59,376 --> 00:38:02,047
I got stuff I have to do,
so, uh... Be safe.
739
00:38:04,047 --> 00:38:05,717
Love you, Dad!
740
00:38:07,717 --> 00:38:09,317
Oh, here she is!
741
00:38:09,318 --> 00:38:11,053
Here I am.
You want to buy some 22s?
742
00:38:11,054 --> 00:38:13,055
- What are 22s?
- You wish you was 22.
743
00:38:13,056 --> 00:38:16,260
They look like 36Ds to me.
744
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:18,260
No.
745
00:38:18,394 --> 00:38:22,064
No? 36 full Cs.
746
00:38:22,065 --> 00:38:24,735
22s, that's what they are!
747
00:38:25,735 --> 00:38:27,905
Can I use your pen?
748
00:38:28,905 --> 00:38:30,739
Yes, you may, sweetheart.
749
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:33,075
All right! How you doing?
750
00:38:33,076 --> 00:38:34,576
Okay.
751
00:38:34,577 --> 00:38:37,413
You know, you're pretty sexy.
752
00:38:37,414 --> 00:38:38,680
Thank you.
753
00:38:38,681 --> 00:38:40,617
I mean really sexy.
754
00:38:41,617 --> 00:38:42,750
I...
755
00:38:42,751 --> 00:38:44,053
I have to take this up there.
756
00:38:44,054 --> 00:38:45,527
All right.
757
00:38:51,527 --> 00:38:53,266
What's your name, sweetheart?
758
00:38:58,434 --> 00:39:00,606
I'm getting froze out.
759
00:39:02,606 --> 00:39:04,874
Did you win any money at bingo?
760
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,945
No.
761
00:39:07,945 --> 00:39:10,114
You shouldn't drink so much.
762
00:39:11,114 --> 00:39:12,614
Pipe down!
763
00:39:12,615 --> 00:39:14,950
Oh, God.
764
00:39:14,951 --> 00:39:17,553
Do you have any idea
how heavy you are?
765
00:39:17,554 --> 00:39:20,992
Do you have any idea
how I don't give a shit?
766
00:39:21,992 --> 00:39:23,527
Where are we going?
767
00:39:24,527 --> 00:39:26,329
Just keep going straight.
768
00:39:27,329 --> 00:39:29,867
- You getting tired?
- Yeah.
769
00:39:30,867 --> 00:39:33,136
Are you an alcoholic?
770
00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:35,205
No, I'm not an alcoholic.
771
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,309
I wouldn't be surprised
if you are.
772
00:39:39,309 --> 00:39:41,646
Just had a couple too many.
773
00:39:42,646 --> 00:39:46,918
Onward! Onward!
774
00:39:48,918 --> 00:39:51,259
Oh, let's get something to eat.
775
00:39:55,259 --> 00:39:56,760
Make a left.
776
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,596
Okay. Go here! No, Billy!
777
00:40:00,597 --> 00:40:01,932
It's heavy.
778
00:40:02,932 --> 00:40:05,936
No, push me this way.
Push me this way.
779
00:40:06,936 --> 00:40:09,943
Lisa! Lisa, come
look at this.
780
00:40:12,943 --> 00:40:15,947
He's drunk,
and he's drinking beer.
781
00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:18,782
Oh, he got a six-pack.
782
00:40:19,782 --> 00:40:22,119
- Push me.
- Oh.
783
00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:24,289
Hello?
784
00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:26,754
We'd like some food.
785
00:40:26,755 --> 00:40:28,957
Okay, what you need?
786
00:40:28,958 --> 00:40:30,959
Chickens.
787
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,463
Chicken breast.
788
00:40:33,463 --> 00:40:35,565
Any kind of breast.
789
00:40:36,565 --> 00:40:37,899
Sir, you need some help?
790
00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:39,468
Yes, I need some service!
791
00:40:39,469 --> 00:40:41,337
Okay, well, you got to...
We'll get you served,
792
00:40:41,338 --> 00:40:43,305
I need to push you over here.
We'll bring it out to you.
793
00:40:43,306 --> 00:40:44,607
Need to get you away from here.
794
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,308
Let me push you over
to the side, okay?
795
00:40:46,309 --> 00:40:47,910
Can you let go
of the thing there?
796
00:40:47,911 --> 00:40:49,245
I'll push you over to the side.
797
00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:50,611
- Okay, but...
- What do you want?
798
00:40:50,612 --> 00:40:52,080
Do you guys serve beers?
799
00:40:52,081 --> 00:40:53,482
No, we don't serve beer.
800
00:40:53,483 --> 00:40:55,417
How about whiskey?
801
00:40:55,418 --> 00:40:56,986
Um, no, we don't have
whiskey, either.
802
00:40:56,987 --> 00:41:00,756
Sir, what do you have that's
good in there for a hangover?
803
00:41:00,757 --> 00:41:03,658
To eat? I mean, greasy food
is always good.
804
00:41:03,659 --> 00:41:06,428
But a hangover? Sleep.
He got to sleep it off.
805
00:41:06,429 --> 00:41:08,430
Man, that girl
working the window,
806
00:41:08,431 --> 00:41:09,967
she was nice-looking.
807
00:41:11,166 --> 00:41:13,102
- She's nice-looking?
- Yeah.
808
00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:14,470
Well, you just chill out here
for a minute.
809
00:41:14,471 --> 00:41:15,770
We're gonna see
if we can get you some help.
810
00:41:15,771 --> 00:41:17,839
Okay, we need some chickens
811
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,811
and a big side of poontang.
812
00:41:22,344 --> 00:41:24,613
The poontang?
There's some inside.
813
00:41:24,614 --> 00:41:27,683
Well, I want some to go.
Go hook that up.
814
00:41:27,684 --> 00:41:29,019
He's stuck on Lisa.
815
00:41:30,019 --> 00:41:31,887
That's what he want.
816
00:41:33,556 --> 00:41:35,058
- Black bush gal?
- Lisa!
817
00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:36,792
He said he wanted poontang.
818
00:41:36,793 --> 00:41:37,996
He'll hook you up!
819
00:41:39,996 --> 00:41:41,730
What? No, he don't.
820
00:41:41,731 --> 00:41:43,131
Excuse me, honey.
821
00:41:43,132 --> 00:41:44,299
That's what he's hollering.
822
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:45,968
That's what he wants, Lisa.
823
00:41:45,969 --> 00:41:48,840
Honest to God, strike me dead.
824
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,841
Lisa, that man is 80 years old.
825
00:41:52,842 --> 00:41:54,142
I turned around and I said,
826
00:41:54,143 --> 00:41:55,611
"Did he say what
I thought he just said?"
827
00:41:55,612 --> 00:41:57,346
You better go out there.
828
00:41:57,347 --> 00:41:59,781
He is 80 years old
in a shopping cart.
829
00:41:59,782 --> 00:42:01,461
Cut the man a break.
830
00:42:12,461 --> 00:42:14,032
Siempre avante.
Know what that means?
831
00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:16,332
No.
832
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,869
Onward and forward.
833
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:23,872
You know, rubber on wheel
is faster than rubber on heel.
834
00:42:23,873 --> 00:42:25,308
That's what Lightnin' Hopkins
says.
835
00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:26,743
You know who
Lightnin' Hopkins is?
836
00:42:26,744 --> 00:42:27,877
No.
837
00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:30,148
What about Komodo dragons?
You know what those are?
838
00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:32,381
No.
839
00:42:32,382 --> 00:42:34,383
You don't know
who Johnny Cash is?
840
00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:35,551
No.
841
00:42:35,552 --> 00:42:37,553
Ask me what
the secret of comedy is.
842
00:42:37,554 --> 00:42:38,654
What is...
843
00:42:38,655 --> 00:42:40,090
Timing! Get it?
844
00:42:42,224 --> 00:42:43,327
What?
845
00:42:44,327 --> 00:42:45,460
That's not funny?
846
00:42:45,461 --> 00:42:46,595
No.
847
00:42:46,596 --> 00:42:48,235
Ugh. Tough room.
848
00:42:52,235 --> 00:42:53,035
I love this song!
849
00:42:58,074 --> 00:42:59,010
Uh, you're kind of...
850
00:43:01,010 --> 00:43:02,097
Weird.
851
00:43:21,097 --> 00:43:22,601
Dirty bastard!
852
00:43:25,601 --> 00:43:26,936
Oh...
853
00:43:30,606 --> 00:43:31,941
You okay?
854
00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:33,610
Oh, God.
855
00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:35,612
Oh...
856
00:43:36,612 --> 00:43:37,946
You all right, Grandpa?
857
00:43:37,947 --> 00:43:39,714
Yeah, I'm all right.
858
00:43:39,715 --> 00:43:42,283
Caught me right in the puss!
859
00:43:42,284 --> 00:43:43,384
You want some ice?
860
00:43:43,385 --> 00:43:44,785
You need me to get
some ice for you?
861
00:43:44,786 --> 00:43:47,455
Yeah, maybe some ice.
862
00:43:47,456 --> 00:43:50,426
My damn wife put these
in here and it...
863
00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:51,797
Ow!
864
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:56,665
Did you see the tuchas
on that one?
865
00:43:56,666 --> 00:43:57,505
Ow!
866
00:44:02,505 --> 00:44:04,140
Should I get a basket?
867
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:05,411
No. We ain't gonna need one.
868
00:44:11,347 --> 00:44:12,187
You like white bread?
869
00:44:13,016 --> 00:44:14,616
Yep.
870
00:44:14,617 --> 00:44:15,954
Good.
871
00:44:18,954 --> 00:44:20,455
Um... What are you doing?
872
00:44:20,456 --> 00:44:22,030
Just go with it.
873
00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:28,863
Are we going to get
in trouble for this?
874
00:44:28,864 --> 00:44:32,033
No. If someone says anything,
just tell them
875
00:44:32,034 --> 00:44:35,037
that your grandpa's old and
doesn't know what he's doing.
876
00:44:35,038 --> 00:44:36,272
Ooh. You want turkey or ham?
877
00:44:36,273 --> 00:44:37,705
Ham.
878
00:44:37,706 --> 00:44:38,506
Ham?
879
00:44:39,376 --> 00:44:40,447
All right.
880
00:44:44,447 --> 00:44:45,547
Here.
881
00:44:45,548 --> 00:44:47,216
Get you a lot.
882
00:44:47,217 --> 00:44:48,351
Let's get some damn mustard.
883
00:44:49,351 --> 00:44:50,151
Here.
884
00:44:52,054 --> 00:44:53,454
- That's a lot of mustard.
- Eat it!
885
00:44:59,396 --> 00:45:00,196
Mmm.
886
00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:06,838
So I eat it quick,
so we don't get caught.
887
00:45:08,838 --> 00:45:09,638
Sir.
888
00:45:10,005 --> 00:45:11,573
What's going on?
889
00:45:11,574 --> 00:45:13,575
- What's going on?
- Yes.
890
00:45:13,576 --> 00:45:15,544
You eating everything here.
891
00:45:15,545 --> 00:45:17,580
- You don't pay yet.
- Huh?
892
00:45:17,581 --> 00:45:21,417
You eating things here in
the store and don't pay yet.
893
00:45:21,418 --> 00:45:23,252
- So he took that one.
- Please don't get mad.
894
00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:24,352
Huh?
895
00:45:24,353 --> 00:45:25,421
He took this.
896
00:45:25,422 --> 00:45:26,855
- And you put it there.
- No.
897
00:45:26,856 --> 00:45:28,924
Yes, I saw.
It's in the camera.
898
00:45:28,925 --> 00:45:30,259
No.
899
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:31,593
Okay.
900
00:45:31,594 --> 00:45:33,328
Please don't get mad
at my grandpa.
901
00:45:33,329 --> 00:45:35,263
He's old and he doesn't
know what he's doing.
902
00:45:35,264 --> 00:45:36,864
What's going on?
903
00:45:36,865 --> 00:45:37,933
Where am I?
904
00:45:37,934 --> 00:45:39,035
You know what he's doing, baby.
905
00:45:39,036 --> 00:45:40,935
You know what he doing
and you doing it with him.
906
00:45:40,936 --> 00:45:42,770
Sometimes he shits himself.
907
00:45:42,771 --> 00:45:43,939
No. You took that one.
908
00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:45,441
And sometimes he sits in it
like a baby.
909
00:45:45,442 --> 00:45:48,776
I don't shit myself,
you little prick.
910
00:45:48,777 --> 00:45:50,444
- Sometimes he pisses the bed.
- Okay, you opened these...
911
00:45:50,445 --> 00:45:52,046
- Do not!
- Do, too!
912
00:45:52,047 --> 00:45:53,448
- Do not!
- Do, too!
913
00:45:53,449 --> 00:45:54,582
- Do not!
- You opened the ham
914
00:45:54,583 --> 00:45:55,785
and you don't pay.
915
00:45:55,786 --> 00:45:57,053
- Can I have his...
- Close the doors.
916
00:45:57,054 --> 00:45:58,220
I'm gonna call the police.
917
00:45:58,221 --> 00:46:00,956
Can he have his chocolate milk
back, please, ma'am?
918
00:46:06,396 --> 00:46:07,634
Ugh.
919
00:46:10,634 --> 00:46:13,102
They won't notice a thing.
920
00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:16,305
That's how it looks most
of the time anyway. Come on.
921
00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:17,439
Come on.
922
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,774
Let's go quick.
Let's go quick.
923
00:46:19,775 --> 00:46:21,148
Come on. Let's go this way.
924
00:46:25,148 --> 00:46:26,281
Oh! Uh...
925
00:46:26,282 --> 00:46:28,116
Thank you!
926
00:46:28,117 --> 00:46:29,786
Get the hats! Get the hats!
927
00:46:30,786 --> 00:46:32,620
Come on, come on!
928
00:46:32,621 --> 00:46:33,791
Come on!
929
00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:36,558
- What are y'all doing?
- Whoa, whoa!
930
00:46:36,559 --> 00:46:37,892
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
931
00:46:37,893 --> 00:46:39,462
- It was $3.99!
- Stop!
932
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,596
Yeah. Come on!
933
00:46:40,597 --> 00:46:41,897
You're not going anywhere!
934
00:46:41,898 --> 00:46:44,064
Leave us alone!
Leave us alone!
935
00:46:44,065 --> 00:46:45,634
No. You're not going anywhere.
936
00:46:45,635 --> 00:46:48,236
Hey, Billy, get in!
Start it up!
937
00:46:48,237 --> 00:46:49,805
They're going to take
that child away from you.
938
00:46:49,806 --> 00:46:51,239
I wish they would!
939
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,973
- Get back inside!
- I'm sorry.
940
00:46:52,974 --> 00:46:54,109
Get your ass inside!
941
00:46:54,110 --> 00:46:55,410
Ma'am, I'm sorry.
942
00:46:55,411 --> 00:46:57,245
You are sorry!
You're sorry as hell!
943
00:46:57,246 --> 00:46:58,546
No, I'm not gonna...
944
00:46:58,547 --> 00:46:59,982
You're eating what you stole!
945
00:46:59,983 --> 00:47:01,482
What am I supposed
to do with it?
946
00:47:01,483 --> 00:47:02,752
You buy it!
947
00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,153
- You pay for it.
- If I had money, I would.
948
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,587
You had enough money
to come in here
949
00:47:05,588 --> 00:47:07,589
and the audacity to try
to steal from me.
950
00:47:07,590 --> 00:47:09,258
These are
pretty good, by the way.
951
00:47:09,259 --> 00:47:10,325
I don't give a shit.
952
00:47:10,326 --> 00:47:11,660
I ought to stuff it down
your damn throat.
953
00:47:11,661 --> 00:47:12,761
You're very pretty
when you're mad.
954
00:47:12,762 --> 00:47:13,828
You're pissing me off!
955
00:47:13,829 --> 00:47:14,930
You're very lovely
when you're mad.
956
00:47:14,931 --> 00:47:15,811
You're pissing me off.
957
00:47:23,505 --> 00:47:24,644
All right, come on.
958
00:47:30,112 --> 00:47:31,188
Hi.
959
00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:39,960
All right.
960
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,396
- Okay.
- Ow!
961
00:47:47,396 --> 00:47:49,396
I got her.
962
00:47:51,668 --> 00:47:52,672
Ah, Jesus...
963
00:47:55,672 --> 00:47:57,041
Here we go. Oh! Jesus.
964
00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:00,908
It's all right.
She's already dead.
965
00:48:00,909 --> 00:48:02,044
What?
966
00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:04,215
Yeah, she died a few days ago.
967
00:48:06,215 --> 00:48:08,651
We're just bringing her in
'cause it's respectful.
968
00:48:08,652 --> 00:48:10,887
Don't want to leave her
in the trunk.
969
00:48:11,887 --> 00:48:12,687
All right.
970
00:48:13,021 --> 00:48:14,021
Oh! Get in there!
971
00:48:14,657 --> 00:48:15,457
Oh, shit.
972
00:48:19,061 --> 00:48:22,733
Grandpa's going out for
a walk. You stay in the room.
973
00:48:24,733 --> 00:48:26,737
See you later, old man.
974
00:48:27,737 --> 00:48:29,571
Stay in there, damn it.
975
00:48:29,572 --> 00:48:31,540
My grandson.
976
00:48:31,541 --> 00:48:34,176
Hey, you don't know
where any, uh,
977
00:48:34,177 --> 00:48:36,380
like, dance clubs or anything
like that are?
978
00:48:37,380 --> 00:48:40,049
Like, with lots
of, uh, black ladies.
979
00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:42,884
Oh, there's one on, um...
980
00:48:42,885 --> 00:48:44,618
Richard Boulevard.
981
00:48:44,619 --> 00:48:45,955
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
982
00:48:45,956 --> 00:48:47,422
I'm really fond
983
00:48:47,423 --> 00:48:48,890
- of the black ladies.
- Yeah.
984
00:48:48,891 --> 00:48:51,027
Yeah. They used to call me
Jizzy Gillespie
985
00:48:52,027 --> 00:48:53,898
- when I was younger.
- Oh, yeah?
986
00:48:55,898 --> 00:48:57,766
Hey, get in the room!
987
00:49:34,971 --> 00:49:36,510
Hello. How are you?
988
00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:41,743
Hello, ladies!
989
00:49:41,744 --> 00:49:43,312
Hey, grandpa, how you doing?
990
00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:44,353
Good! How you doing, baby?
991
00:49:45,282 --> 00:49:46,686
All right!
992
00:49:50,686 --> 00:49:51,486
Wow.
993
00:49:57,126 --> 00:50:00,529
Hi, sweetheart.
Wow, you are nice-looking!
994
00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:01,796
Thank you!
995
00:50:01,797 --> 00:50:04,664
Can I get a Colt 45, please?
996
00:50:34,664 --> 00:50:36,039
That thing's about like that!
997
00:50:43,039 --> 00:50:47,012
Hey, big boy! Is this one of
them stripteaser shows?
998
00:50:50,012 --> 00:50:51,279
That's perfect,
999
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,915
because I like to catch these
women when they're soggy.
1000
00:50:54,916 --> 00:50:56,584
So you boys do
a good job tonight,
1001
00:50:56,585 --> 00:50:57,886
- all right?
- Okay.
1002
00:50:57,887 --> 00:50:59,721
Get them all hot and bothered,
1003
00:50:59,722 --> 00:51:01,689
and I'm gonna try to swoop in
1004
00:51:01,690 --> 00:51:03,658
- and get me a little.
- Okay, okay.
1005
00:51:03,659 --> 00:51:04,926
Are you one of them dancers?
1006
00:51:04,927 --> 00:51:06,328
Yeah, I am.
1007
00:51:06,329 --> 00:51:08,166
I bet you got a pretty
big Tootsie Roll, huh?
1008
00:51:11,166 --> 00:51:12,001
What?
1009
00:51:13,001 --> 00:51:15,405
Get the fuck away from me, man.
1010
00:51:16,572 --> 00:51:18,105
But I mean,
if you're a dancer...
1011
00:51:18,106 --> 00:51:21,347
I'm sorry, I was just...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1012
00:51:24,347 --> 00:51:26,448
How are you ladies
doing down here?
1013
00:51:26,449 --> 00:51:27,915
Fine. How are you?
1014
00:51:27,916 --> 00:51:30,685
Good, good. I came here alone,
1015
00:51:30,686 --> 00:51:31,921
so I'm sorry
if I'm bothering you.
1016
00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,023
What made you come in here?
1017
00:51:34,023 --> 00:51:35,144
I don't know. I was walking,
1018
00:51:36,025 --> 00:51:37,359
- uh, down the street...
- Walking?
1019
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,261
You weren't walking nowhere!
1020
00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:41,830
What you gonna do,
watch it or watch us?
1021
00:51:41,831 --> 00:51:43,099
I came to watch you girls.
1022
00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,403
You ladies are gonna
get all worked up,
1023
00:51:48,404 --> 00:51:51,440
and then hopefully old Irving
can swoop in there.
1024
00:51:52,574 --> 00:51:53,674
What's your name?
1025
00:51:53,675 --> 00:51:54,646
Irving.
1026
00:51:56,646 --> 00:51:59,480
Maybe some of these ladies
will want a serving of Irving,
1027
00:51:59,481 --> 00:52:00,751
if you know what I'm saying.
1028
00:52:01,751 --> 00:52:04,486
That's right. Thank you.
Thank you, mama!
1029
00:52:04,487 --> 00:52:06,120
If you're ready
for the next entertainer,
1030
00:52:06,121 --> 00:52:07,922
everybody say, "I am!"
1031
00:52:07,923 --> 00:52:09,326
I am!
1032
00:52:11,927 --> 00:52:13,996
I love chocolate!
1033
00:52:14,996 --> 00:52:17,168
He's harder than a horseshoe!
1034
00:52:19,168 --> 00:52:20,768
I'm pretty loose right now,
1035
00:52:20,769 --> 00:52:22,605
but I could probably
get it going.
1036
00:52:22,606 --> 00:52:25,239
We want to see yours. We want
you to walk the red carpet.
1037
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:26,441
You want to see mine?
1038
00:52:26,442 --> 00:52:27,776
Walk the red carpet.
1039
00:52:27,777 --> 00:52:29,410
I'll show her mine right now!
1040
00:52:29,411 --> 00:52:31,413
We're gonna make it
rain. Walk the red carpet.
1041
00:52:31,414 --> 00:52:34,149
I'm gonna go... I'm going
to walk the red carpet.
1042
00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:36,085
Yeah, I'm gonna shake it!
1043
00:52:43,326 --> 00:52:45,340
I don't know what
the fuck is going on.
1044
00:53:16,326 --> 00:53:17,737
Oh, oh...
1045
00:53:28,737 --> 00:53:29,784
What?
1046
00:55:02,597 --> 00:55:05,933
Excuse me?
Have you seen my grandpa?
1047
00:55:05,934 --> 00:55:07,268
Your grandpa?
1048
00:55:07,269 --> 00:55:10,038
I think he's lost.
He's kind of an idiot.
1049
00:55:10,039 --> 00:55:11,608
Why is he an idiot?
1050
00:55:12,608 --> 00:55:14,276
'Cause he's lost, duh.
1051
00:55:14,277 --> 00:55:15,609
Does he have a cell phone?
1052
00:55:15,610 --> 00:55:17,312
He's probably drunk right now.
1053
00:55:17,313 --> 00:55:20,448
He went to a strip club
last night.
1054
00:55:20,449 --> 00:55:24,618
I don't know what to tell you,
son. Oh, gosh.
1055
00:55:24,619 --> 00:55:26,625
Excuse me? Excuse me?
1056
00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:29,425
Screw you.
1057
00:55:36,297 --> 00:55:37,531
Who you looking for?
1058
00:55:37,532 --> 00:55:38,966
I'm looking for my grandpa.
1059
00:55:38,967 --> 00:55:40,736
Your grandpa's not here.
1060
00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:42,470
Is he in the Champagne Room?
1061
00:55:42,471 --> 00:55:44,305
There's nobody in there.
1062
00:55:44,306 --> 00:55:46,308
- Let me check.
- No.
1063
00:55:46,309 --> 00:55:47,609
Let me just go check.
1064
00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:48,480
I told you.
1065
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,580
He's like, persistent.
He wants to go in there.
1066
00:55:52,581 --> 00:55:54,082
And he's talking about
having a great time
1067
00:55:54,083 --> 00:55:56,588
in the Champagne Room
like, he's like, 21.
1068
00:55:59,588 --> 00:56:00,689
What's up?
1069
00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:02,924
- Is this an adult bookstore?
- Yeah.
1070
00:56:02,925 --> 00:56:04,225
Is my grandpa in here?
1071
00:56:04,226 --> 00:56:05,826
No.
1072
00:56:05,827 --> 00:56:07,361
Is there somebody, like...
1073
00:56:07,362 --> 00:56:09,131
Is somebody, like,
watching you or something?
1074
00:56:09,132 --> 00:56:10,499
No.
1075
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:12,868
Did you get that shirt
at Tramps R Us?
1076
00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:13,669
What?
1077
00:56:14,003 --> 00:56:15,837
Did you get that shirt
at Tramps R Us?
1078
00:56:15,838 --> 00:56:17,939
- No.
- Oh.
1079
00:56:17,940 --> 00:56:19,808
- How old are you?
- Eight.
1080
00:56:19,809 --> 00:56:21,076
What's your name?
1081
00:56:21,077 --> 00:56:22,276
Billy.
1082
00:56:22,277 --> 00:56:23,678
When did you get here?
1083
00:56:23,679 --> 00:56:25,580
You're asking a lot
of questions for a stripper.
1084
00:56:25,581 --> 00:56:27,783
- What's your stage name?
- What?
1085
00:56:27,784 --> 00:56:29,384
What's your stripper
stage name?
1086
00:56:29,385 --> 00:56:30,819
I don't have a stage name.
I'm not a stripper.
1087
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:32,220
I'll just call you Cinnamon.
1088
00:56:32,221 --> 00:56:33,488
- Cinnamon?
- What?
1089
00:56:33,489 --> 00:56:34,857
I look like a stripper?
1090
00:56:34,858 --> 00:56:36,758
Yeah. In a good way.
1091
00:56:36,759 --> 00:56:38,993
- In a good way?
- Oh, my...
1092
00:56:38,994 --> 00:56:41,763
Why don't you wait on me
and I'm gonna come, like,
1093
00:56:41,764 --> 00:56:44,332
take you to whatever
hotel you're at?
1094
00:56:44,333 --> 00:56:45,801
You don't need to be
out here by yourself.
1095
00:56:45,802 --> 00:56:48,303
You're gonna, like, get hurt.
1096
00:56:48,304 --> 00:56:50,574
There's a bunch
of crazy people out here.
1097
00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:53,475
Apparently,
your grandpa's one of them.
1098
00:56:53,476 --> 00:56:55,477
Bye, Cinnamon. I got to go.
1099
00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,485
No. And I'm not Cinnamon!
1100
00:57:02,485 --> 00:57:03,618
How you doing?
1101
00:57:03,619 --> 00:57:04,820
Rough night.
1102
00:57:07,655 --> 00:57:09,424
Grandpa!
Where have you been?
1103
00:57:09,425 --> 00:57:11,993
Not now.
1104
00:57:11,994 --> 00:57:13,197
I've been worried!
1105
00:57:34,449 --> 00:57:36,853
What're we gonna do
with Grandma's body?
1106
00:57:37,853 --> 00:57:39,090
I don't know, buddy.
1107
00:57:41,090 --> 00:57:43,191
We met with someone
to discuss that,
1108
00:57:43,192 --> 00:57:44,593
but your grandma,
1109
00:57:44,594 --> 00:57:48,096
she wasn't very cooperative
that day.
1110
00:57:48,097 --> 00:57:50,899
Just said some nonsense about
1111
00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:52,501
throw her off a bridge
for all she cares.
1112
00:58:02,110 --> 00:58:04,779
You know what a woman likes?
1113
00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:06,115
A new fishing rod?
1114
00:58:07,115 --> 00:58:08,950
No.
1115
00:58:08,951 --> 00:58:10,119
Magic!
1116
00:58:11,119 --> 00:58:13,788
I can prove it.
You want to see?
1117
00:58:13,789 --> 00:58:14,826
- Sure.
- All right.
1118
00:58:18,126 --> 00:58:21,163
Hello, ma'am. You wouldn't
flatter an old man
1119
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:23,632
by watching him do
a magic trick, would you?
1120
00:58:24,632 --> 00:58:27,636
Oh... That's good. All right,
keep your eye on the...
1121
00:58:27,637 --> 00:58:30,807
I'm going to make it disappear.
1122
00:58:31,807 --> 00:58:33,009
No charge, either.
1123
00:58:34,009 --> 00:58:35,142
Okay.
1124
00:58:35,143 --> 00:58:37,412
'Cause I don't have any money.
1125
00:58:37,413 --> 00:58:39,647
There we go! Where'd it go?
1126
00:58:39,648 --> 00:58:41,249
- In your sleeve?
- No.
1127
00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:42,650
- What's that on your thumb?
- What?
1128
00:58:43,485 --> 00:58:44,618
Look.
1129
00:58:44,619 --> 00:58:46,087
Will you give me that?
1130
00:58:46,088 --> 00:58:47,488
Ah.
1131
00:58:47,489 --> 00:58:48,589
Why don't you beat it?
1132
00:58:48,590 --> 00:58:50,191
But I want to stay with you.
1133
00:58:50,192 --> 00:58:52,493
Why don't you beat it?
1134
00:58:52,494 --> 00:58:55,297
Grandpa's got to
talk to some tail.
1135
00:58:56,297 --> 00:58:57,832
He's...
1136
00:58:57,833 --> 00:59:00,936
He's a little cooter stretcher
is what he is.
1137
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,507
You, uh...
You from this town?
1138
00:59:04,507 --> 00:59:05,772
Yeah. Born and raised.
1139
00:59:05,773 --> 00:59:08,341
Born and raised. You're awful pretty.
My goodness!
1140
00:59:08,342 --> 00:59:09,676
Thank you.
1141
00:59:09,677 --> 00:59:11,480
A beautiful young lady
like yourself,
1142
00:59:11,481 --> 00:59:13,113
I have something for you.
1143
00:59:13,114 --> 00:59:14,448
Oh, Lordy.
1144
00:59:14,449 --> 00:59:17,019
Here we go.
You're, uh, so kind.
1145
00:59:18,019 --> 00:59:19,620
- There you go.
- Oh, thank you.
1146
00:59:19,621 --> 00:59:22,890
Those are for you.
They're specially scented.
1147
00:59:22,891 --> 00:59:24,192
I bet.
1148
00:59:24,193 --> 00:59:27,127
You got time for an old man
like me, maybe?
1149
00:59:27,128 --> 00:59:31,299
We can blow this garmooshky
and go chase around a little.
1150
00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:32,801
Not tonight I don't.
1151
00:59:32,802 --> 00:59:34,871
- Not tonight?
- No.
1152
00:59:35,871 --> 00:59:38,275
You on a lunch break?
1153
00:59:39,275 --> 00:59:40,709
Yeah.
1154
00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:41,776
You married?
1155
00:59:41,777 --> 00:59:43,044
Oh, yeah.
1156
00:59:43,045 --> 00:59:45,314
Oh, boy. "Married" married?
1157
00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:49,216
"Married" married to
a gun-toting police officer.
1158
00:59:49,217 --> 00:59:52,788
- Oh, God! Of all the luck.
- There you go.
1159
00:59:55,057 --> 00:59:57,091
- All right, good times.
- See ya.
1160
00:59:57,092 --> 00:59:58,225
Bye.
1161
00:59:58,226 --> 00:59:59,906
If I had all the money
I spent on poontang,
1162
01:00:00,695 --> 01:00:02,863
you know what I'd do with it?
1163
01:00:02,864 --> 01:00:03,664
What?
1164
01:00:04,032 --> 01:00:05,168
Spend it on poontang.
1165
01:00:07,068 --> 01:00:10,742
One, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war.
1166
01:00:12,742 --> 01:00:14,776
One, two, three,
1167
01:00:14,777 --> 01:00:17,745
four, five, six,
1168
01:00:17,746 --> 01:00:19,346
seven, eight...
1169
01:00:19,347 --> 01:00:20,448
Come on, you're a lefty.
1170
01:00:20,449 --> 01:00:21,549
You can be stronger than that.
1171
01:00:21,550 --> 01:00:23,084
I'm trying. I'm trying.
I'm trying.
1172
01:00:23,085 --> 01:00:26,087
It's because you're holding it
so close to the edge.
1173
01:00:26,088 --> 01:00:27,587
- Hello.
- Hi.
1174
01:00:27,588 --> 01:00:29,457
I see you have met my grandson.
1175
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:30,926
Yeah.
1176
01:00:30,927 --> 01:00:32,560
Oh. My name is Irving. Oh.
1177
01:00:32,561 --> 01:00:34,428
I'm Lisa.
1178
01:00:34,429 --> 01:00:35,863
What was your name...
1179
01:00:35,864 --> 01:00:37,631
She's American.
You don't have to bow.
1180
01:00:37,632 --> 01:00:39,434
- What?
- You have a weird grandpa.
1181
01:00:40,603 --> 01:00:42,102
Where'd you go?
1182
01:00:42,103 --> 01:00:43,370
You told me to beat it
1183
01:00:43,371 --> 01:00:45,939
'cause you were gonna
talk to some tail.
1184
01:00:45,940 --> 01:00:47,940
Oh...
1185
01:00:48,543 --> 01:00:50,444
I said I was... To...
1186
01:00:50,445 --> 01:00:53,115
I was going to beat it to go
deliver some mail.
1187
01:00:54,115 --> 01:00:55,783
Oh, jeez.
1188
01:00:55,784 --> 01:00:58,754
You are hotter
than a Puerto Rican picnic.
1189
01:00:58,755 --> 01:00:59,635
Oh, my God, thank you!
1190
01:01:01,623 --> 01:01:03,290
- Thank you so much.
- Oh, my goodness!
1191
01:01:03,291 --> 01:01:04,859
You babysit big boys?
1192
01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:06,627
I do, yeah.
1193
01:01:06,628 --> 01:01:08,296
I mean big boys like me.
1194
01:01:08,297 --> 01:01:09,964
- Oh. No.
- No?
1195
01:01:09,965 --> 01:01:11,300
Definitely not.
1196
01:01:12,300 --> 01:01:13,968
Oh, well.
1197
01:01:13,969 --> 01:01:15,249
You win some,
you lose some, kid.
1198
01:01:17,139 --> 01:01:18,739
- Nice to meet you!
- See you. Bye-bye.
1199
01:01:18,740 --> 01:01:19,540
- Wow!
- Goodbye.
1200
01:01:21,309 --> 01:01:22,576
That was a slower no
1201
01:01:22,577 --> 01:01:24,645
than I usually get.
1202
01:01:24,646 --> 01:01:27,247
You may be useful after all!
1203
01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:29,517
You ever play charades?
1204
01:01:29,518 --> 01:01:30,853
Oh, oh...
1205
01:01:32,487 --> 01:01:34,256
Excuse me?
1206
01:01:34,257 --> 01:01:36,658
My grandpa
can't talk that well,
1207
01:01:36,659 --> 01:01:38,493
but he says
you're very beautiful.
1208
01:01:38,494 --> 01:01:39,728
Thank you. Thank you so much.
1209
01:01:45,567 --> 01:01:48,169
Uh... Okay. I need to go.
1210
01:01:48,170 --> 01:01:49,803
I need to go.
Oh, my God.
1211
01:01:49,804 --> 01:01:52,439
Grandpa wants to know
if you're married!
1212
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,277
Excuse me, my grandpa
would like to say something.
1213
01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:06,888
He wants to know if
you want to smell his finger.
1214
01:02:06,889 --> 01:02:09,891
No, no. No, no, no.
No, no. No, no.
1215
01:02:11,594 --> 01:02:13,727
He wants to know if
you're doing anything later.
1216
01:02:13,728 --> 01:02:16,166
Takes an old hen
to deliver the goods.
1217
01:02:18,166 --> 01:02:19,734
Is that a no?
1218
01:02:19,735 --> 01:02:22,170
- Is that a no?
- Old chickens make good soup.
1219
01:02:23,170 --> 01:02:24,940
Um.
1220
01:02:28,076 --> 01:02:29,843
My grandpa
can't talk that well,
1221
01:02:29,844 --> 01:02:31,947
but he says
you're very beautiful.
1222
01:02:32,947 --> 01:02:34,349
Hmm.
1223
01:02:35,349 --> 01:02:37,586
How do you know
that's what he said?
1224
01:02:47,429 --> 01:02:48,663
What did he say?
1225
01:02:48,664 --> 01:02:51,431
He says you make him
feel young again.
1226
01:02:51,432 --> 01:02:52,966
Mmm. Mmm.
1227
01:02:52,967 --> 01:02:54,102
Do you know what he's saying,
1228
01:02:54,103 --> 01:02:55,602
or are you just
making stuff up?
1229
01:02:55,603 --> 01:02:59,573
- I know what he's saying.
- Does he seem crazy to you sometime?
1230
01:02:59,574 --> 01:03:00,374
Yeah.
1231
01:03:01,108 --> 01:03:02,509
Excuse me!
1232
01:03:02,510 --> 01:03:03,612
Okay.
1233
01:03:07,782 --> 01:03:11,219
He wants to know where we can
get a hoagie around here.
1234
01:03:12,355 --> 01:03:13,421
A hoagie sandwich.
1235
01:03:13,422 --> 01:03:14,222
Um...
1236
01:03:17,425 --> 01:03:18,762
Hoagie sandwich.
1237
01:03:20,929 --> 01:03:22,965
Excuse me.
1238
01:03:28,269 --> 01:03:30,338
He says you look
like a nice Jew.
1239
01:03:31,907 --> 01:03:33,779
No, no, no, no...
1240
01:03:36,779 --> 01:03:39,113
Oh, he says
you have very nice shoes.
1241
01:03:39,114 --> 01:03:41,952
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah, nice.
1242
01:03:42,952 --> 01:03:44,319
Oh, we're just, uh...
1243
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,122
We're just, uh, clowning
around. I'm trying to
1244
01:03:47,123 --> 01:03:49,524
teach him how to hit on women.
1245
01:03:49,525 --> 01:03:52,960
Oh, okay. I can kind of see
what was going on.
1246
01:03:52,961 --> 01:03:54,863
- How'd he do?
- You did very good.
1247
01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:56,964
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1248
01:03:56,965 --> 01:03:58,332
He's sweet. He's my grandson.
1249
01:03:58,333 --> 01:03:59,667
Okay.
1250
01:03:59,668 --> 01:04:00,801
Yes.
1251
01:04:00,802 --> 01:04:05,141
He goes to bed around
8:00 p.m. or so. So, uh...
1252
01:04:06,141 --> 01:04:09,143
After that,
I'm pretty much free.
1253
01:04:09,144 --> 01:04:11,812
No, I'm not... I'm not in the
market right now.
1254
01:04:11,813 --> 01:04:14,047
You know, I...
1255
01:04:14,048 --> 01:04:16,450
I might be too old
to stir the gravy,
1256
01:04:16,451 --> 01:04:17,886
but I can still lick the spoon,
1257
01:04:17,887 --> 01:04:19,887
that's for damn sure.
1258
01:04:20,155 --> 01:04:21,488
Well, good luck.
1259
01:04:21,489 --> 01:04:23,056
Oh. All right.
1260
01:04:23,057 --> 01:04:24,658
- We'll be right here.
- Okay.
1261
01:04:24,659 --> 01:04:26,396
All right, sweetie.
1262
01:04:28,998 --> 01:04:30,269
Good job, buddy.
1263
01:04:35,269 --> 01:04:37,138
Have you kissed a girl yet?
1264
01:04:37,139 --> 01:04:38,605
Yeah.
1265
01:04:38,606 --> 01:04:39,739
Was she your girlfriend?
1266
01:04:39,740 --> 01:04:41,109
Yeah.
1267
01:04:41,110 --> 01:04:42,410
How long
did you go out with her?
1268
01:04:42,411 --> 01:04:43,576
A day.
1269
01:04:43,577 --> 01:04:45,446
A day...
1270
01:04:45,447 --> 01:04:46,881
A day?
1271
01:04:46,882 --> 01:04:49,286
That sounds like
some of my relationships.
1272
01:04:50,286 --> 01:04:51,221
Grandpa!
1273
01:04:52,221 --> 01:04:53,888
Whoa!
1274
01:04:53,889 --> 01:04:55,250
Get that damn thing
out of the way!
1275
01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:05,165
Jesus Christ!
1276
01:05:05,166 --> 01:05:08,401
Why would you put a penguin
right in my driving spot?
1277
01:05:08,402 --> 01:05:10,303
In your...
Sir, there's a curb there.
1278
01:05:10,304 --> 01:05:11,805
The driveways
are there and there.
1279
01:05:11,806 --> 01:05:14,975
Look, lady, get off my back!
1280
01:05:14,976 --> 01:05:16,343
I'm an old man.
1281
01:05:16,344 --> 01:05:19,113
What happened to
"the customer's always right"?
1282
01:05:19,114 --> 01:05:21,316
Yeah, but you ain't right about
running over the penguin.
1283
01:05:21,317 --> 01:05:23,917
Why would they put
the penguin in my spot?
1284
01:05:23,918 --> 01:05:25,386
You ran over the penguin.
1285
01:05:25,387 --> 01:05:26,988
You put a penguin in my spot!
1286
01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:30,424
You ran over the penguin!
What are you talking about?
1287
01:05:30,425 --> 01:05:32,093
Well, you don't have
to yell at me.
1288
01:05:32,094 --> 01:05:33,428
Can I get out?
1289
01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:34,831
Stay in the car, Billy.
1290
01:05:35,831 --> 01:05:37,666
And watch this.
1291
01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:40,535
You can't... Look, buddy.
You're not going anywhere.
1292
01:05:40,536 --> 01:05:42,335
You're fixing the thing.
That's all I'm telling you.
1293
01:05:42,336 --> 01:05:43,872
Oh, I'm going to eat.
1294
01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:45,439
You're not going anywhere.
1295
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:46,808
Watch out for the penguin, sir!
1296
01:05:46,809 --> 01:05:48,176
No, I see it.
1297
01:05:48,177 --> 01:05:49,843
You already hit the penguin.
1298
01:05:49,844 --> 01:05:52,115
Listen to me, you're going to
fix that penguin, bro.
1299
01:05:54,115 --> 01:05:55,216
Whether you like it or not,
1300
01:05:55,217 --> 01:05:56,350
believe me,
you're gonna fix it.
1301
01:05:56,351 --> 01:05:57,320
Nope.
1302
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:02,358
I mean, if I was fixing it,
you'd see me fixing it, but...
1303
01:06:03,358 --> 01:06:04,202
I'm not fixing it.
1304
01:06:14,202 --> 01:06:16,303
Did you notice
how I wasn't fixing it?
1305
01:06:16,304 --> 01:06:17,671
I'm about to bust your ass.
1306
01:06:17,672 --> 01:06:18,472
Over a penguin?
1307
01:06:24,378 --> 01:06:26,219
Fucking leave
the penguin alone, bro.
1308
01:06:30,219 --> 01:06:33,921
I'm about to whip you, motherfucker.
Up your ass, bro.
1309
01:06:33,922 --> 01:06:37,125
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get your doober.
1310
01:06:37,126 --> 01:06:39,727
Oh. Oh. I got your doober.
1311
01:06:39,728 --> 01:06:41,995
I got your doober.
1312
01:06:41,996 --> 01:06:43,864
- I ate your doober.
- You shouldn't be fucking driving anyway.
1313
01:06:43,865 --> 01:06:46,267
- Your fucking 85 years old.
- I got his doober.
1314
01:06:46,268 --> 01:06:49,037
- Thank God that wasn't a human being.
- I got his doober and he's mad.
1315
01:06:49,038 --> 01:06:51,373
Okay, I'm gonna fucking...
1316
01:06:52,373 --> 01:06:56,410
Oh! Atomic elbow!
Atomic elbow!
1317
01:06:56,411 --> 01:06:58,645
I did a little wrestling
myself in my younger days.
1318
01:06:58,646 --> 01:07:00,180
Are you fucking
kidding me, bro?
1319
01:07:00,181 --> 01:07:01,714
What? Atomic elbow!
1320
01:07:01,715 --> 01:07:02,515
Are you kidding me?
1321
01:07:03,018 --> 01:07:05,819
I loved that duo with the
butcher when I was younger.
1322
01:07:05,820 --> 01:07:07,488
Are you fucking
kidding me, man?
1323
01:07:07,489 --> 01:07:09,063
Why? It's
an atomic elbow.
1324
01:07:16,063 --> 01:07:17,297
Wow.
1325
01:07:17,298 --> 01:07:19,568
That looks like the camel toe
in your pants!
1326
01:07:20,568 --> 01:07:22,403
Hoo-hah!
1327
01:07:22,404 --> 01:07:24,906
Get it?
I said you had a vagina.
1328
01:07:24,907 --> 01:07:27,241
That's a vagina reference.
1329
01:07:27,242 --> 01:07:28,743
You're gonna fix
this fucking penguin,
1330
01:07:28,744 --> 01:07:30,178
whether you like it or not.
You understand?
1331
01:07:30,179 --> 01:07:31,278
One second.
I'm gonna say it...
1332
01:07:31,279 --> 01:07:32,747
Am not, am not!
1333
01:07:32,748 --> 01:07:33,915
You're gonna fix
this fucking thing.
1334
01:07:33,916 --> 01:07:34,716
Nope, nope.
1335
01:07:35,016 --> 01:07:37,253
You gotta ask yourself,
"What leverage do I have?"
1336
01:07:39,253 --> 01:07:40,754
Not much!
1337
01:07:40,755 --> 01:07:43,427
You're a fucking jerkoff,
you know that?
1338
01:07:45,427 --> 01:07:46,928
"You're gonna
fix that penguin!"
1339
01:07:46,929 --> 01:07:48,095
"No, you're gonna fix it!"
1340
01:07:48,096 --> 01:07:49,263
"You're gonna fix it!"
1341
01:07:49,264 --> 01:07:50,431
"No, you're gonna!"
1342
01:07:51,599 --> 01:07:52,399
Table for two?
1343
01:07:53,302 --> 01:07:54,535
Yeah.
1344
01:07:54,536 --> 01:07:56,037
Okay. Right this way.
1345
01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:58,272
I'd like to fix her penguin.
1346
01:07:58,273 --> 01:08:00,941
Want to see how red
I can get my face?
1347
01:08:00,942 --> 01:08:02,382
Yeah.
1348
01:08:08,949 --> 01:08:10,885
Oh, stop, stop, stop!
1349
01:08:12,121 --> 01:08:13,921
Oh, my God.
1350
01:08:13,922 --> 01:08:15,960
That was redder
than an ape's ass.
1351
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,093
Watch your mouth.
1352
01:08:19,094 --> 01:08:20,461
Oh, sorry.
1353
01:08:20,462 --> 01:08:22,403
That was redder
than an ape's tuchas.
1354
01:08:27,403 --> 01:08:29,469
Do you like a lot of milk?
1355
01:08:29,470 --> 01:08:31,975
Oh, boy, do I!
1356
01:08:32,975 --> 01:08:35,643
I like chocolate milk
sometimes.
1357
01:08:35,644 --> 01:08:37,510
Yeah, Grandpa's got a taste
for that, too.
1358
01:08:37,511 --> 01:08:38,813
Yeah.
1359
01:08:38,814 --> 01:08:41,317
He used to have
a big taste for it.
1360
01:08:42,317 --> 01:08:44,655
Why doesn't my mom like me?
1361
01:08:47,655 --> 01:08:49,823
Your mom likes you, buddy.
1362
01:08:49,824 --> 01:08:52,326
Then why'd she
run away from me?
1363
01:08:52,327 --> 01:08:53,997
Well...
1364
01:08:54,997 --> 01:08:59,666
Mom's got to go away
for a little bit, and so...
1365
01:08:59,667 --> 01:09:02,840
I'm taking you to your dad
so he can look after you.
1366
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,510
But I don't really like my dad.
1367
01:09:08,510 --> 01:09:10,882
Yeah, I don't like him
much either, buddy.
1368
01:09:14,882 --> 01:09:16,283
- Angel.
- Yes.
1369
01:09:16,284 --> 01:09:17,084
Earplugs, Billy.
1370
01:09:18,052 --> 01:09:19,886
Earplugs.
1371
01:09:19,887 --> 01:09:22,156
What time do you get off?
1372
01:09:22,157 --> 01:09:24,392
- 9:00 o'clock.
- All right.
1373
01:09:24,393 --> 01:09:27,228
- All right.
- All right.
1374
01:09:27,229 --> 01:09:29,798
Check out the rear
bumpers on that one.
1375
01:09:30,798 --> 01:09:34,068
- Mmm. How's your food?
- Good.
1376
01:09:34,069 --> 01:09:36,603
How much butter
you gonna put on that?
1377
01:09:36,604 --> 01:09:38,805
I'm eating this one.
1378
01:09:38,806 --> 01:09:41,841
- You eat it raw?
- Yeah, why not?
1379
01:09:41,842 --> 01:09:43,979
Dear God.
1380
01:09:44,979 --> 01:09:46,813
I think
1381
01:09:46,814 --> 01:09:49,520
all this bacon
is getting to Grandpa.
1382
01:10:02,497 --> 01:10:04,466
Did you...
Did you just toot, Grandpa?
1383
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:07,667
That was
a church house creeper.
1384
01:10:07,668 --> 01:10:08,871
I think I got one.
1385
01:10:13,307 --> 01:10:15,676
I think you need
to clean out your shorts.
1386
01:10:18,046 --> 01:10:19,714
Beat that.
1387
01:10:19,715 --> 01:10:22,049
Grandpa's tummy's hurting.
1388
01:10:22,050 --> 01:10:23,484
Let it out.
1389
01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:28,324
Try this one on for size.
1390
01:10:37,265 --> 01:10:38,566
- Oh, God.
- Ew, Grandpa,
1391
01:10:38,567 --> 01:10:40,567
you sharted!
1392
01:10:41,336 --> 01:10:42,671
I'm so sorry.
1393
01:10:43,671 --> 01:10:44,740
Oh, my...
1394
01:10:45,740 --> 01:10:47,241
Oh, my God.
1395
01:10:47,242 --> 01:10:48,408
I'm sorry, ladies. Don't...
1396
01:10:48,409 --> 01:10:50,212
Don't look back there.
I'm so sorry.
1397
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:54,220
Oh, God, that's...
1398
01:10:59,220 --> 01:11:00,421
Let's go, buddy.
1399
01:11:01,421 --> 01:11:02,760
Oh, no.
1400
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:08,394
That guy stood up
on the chair part
1401
01:11:08,395 --> 01:11:10,098
and pooped on the wall.
1402
01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:11,619
- He what?
- And he pooped on the wall.
1403
01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:22,246
Oh, good shot. Good...
Take it again. Take it again.
1404
01:11:25,246 --> 01:11:26,451
Oh, Jesus.
1405
01:11:29,451 --> 01:11:32,286
All right.
You want some of this?
1406
01:11:32,287 --> 01:11:35,121
Why can't I just stay with
you instead of my dad?
1407
01:11:35,122 --> 01:11:36,724
'Cause that's not the plan.
1408
01:11:36,725 --> 01:11:38,931
We can change the plan.
1409
01:11:46,467 --> 01:11:49,803
How about this?
If I make this shot,
1410
01:11:49,804 --> 01:11:51,405
I get to stay with you
instead of my dad.
1411
01:11:52,006 --> 01:11:53,641
All right.
1412
01:11:54,641 --> 01:11:56,912
Get that out of here!
1413
01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:04,518
How about
we become tuna fishermen
1414
01:12:04,519 --> 01:12:06,153
and then move to Japan?
1415
01:12:06,154 --> 01:12:07,021
Oh, boy.
1416
01:12:09,157 --> 01:12:10,858
We'll get a fish market
1417
01:12:10,859 --> 01:12:14,328
and then we sell all tuna
and we'll be billionaires.
1418
01:12:14,329 --> 01:12:18,264
There is lots of tuna
in Japan, that's for sure!
1419
01:12:18,265 --> 01:12:21,006
That's the best idea
I heard in years, son.
1420
01:12:25,006 --> 01:12:27,841
Do you like to fish, old man?
1421
01:12:27,842 --> 01:12:31,014
I used to like to fish a lot,
but that was before.
1422
01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:33,016
Before what?
1423
01:12:36,016 --> 01:12:38,617
Before a dark day when
1424
01:12:38,618 --> 01:12:41,127
I caught my very own Moby Dick.
1425
01:12:47,127 --> 01:12:48,696
Whoa!
1426
01:12:48,697 --> 01:12:50,064
Jesus!
1427
01:12:54,569 --> 01:12:55,537
Whoo!
1428
01:12:56,537 --> 01:12:57,539
Shit!
1429
01:12:58,539 --> 01:13:00,047
Oh, Lordy! Lordy!
1430
01:13:07,047 --> 01:13:08,418
A little help!
1431
01:13:11,418 --> 01:13:12,389
Oh, man!
1432
01:13:14,389 --> 01:13:16,723
Check out the nine iron
on this one.
1433
01:13:16,724 --> 01:13:17,858
Oh!
1434
01:13:17,859 --> 01:13:19,059
Oh, God.
1435
01:13:19,060 --> 01:13:20,661
Oh, shit.
1436
01:13:20,662 --> 01:13:22,130
What is that? What is that?
1437
01:13:23,564 --> 01:13:26,500
It's a large-nose
carpet croaker!
1438
01:13:26,501 --> 01:13:27,301
Yeah. Okay.
1439
01:13:41,082 --> 01:13:44,720
After that,
I never ate fish sticks again.
1440
01:13:47,421 --> 01:13:48,222
Grandpa, I'm hungry.
1441
01:13:49,024 --> 01:13:52,698
You know what?
I may have a solution.
1442
01:14:00,868 --> 01:14:02,702
Are you sure
this is a good idea?
1443
01:14:02,703 --> 01:14:03,804
Of course it is.
1444
01:14:03,805 --> 01:14:05,406
You can get away
with most anything,
1445
01:14:05,407 --> 01:14:07,441
all you got to do is try.
1446
01:14:07,442 --> 01:14:08,284
Follow my lead.
1447
01:14:17,284 --> 01:14:20,121
Okay, folks, can we get
a picture here with everyone?
1448
01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:23,390
Can everybody back up
on this side a little bit?
1449
01:14:23,391 --> 01:14:25,627
Just kinda take
a couple steps back.
1450
01:14:26,627 --> 01:14:29,666
Keep going,
just a little bit more.
1451
01:14:30,666 --> 01:14:32,800
Look at this.
1452
01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:34,235
This is lovely!
1453
01:14:35,235 --> 01:14:36,807
Wow.
1454
01:14:39,807 --> 01:14:40,907
Look at that.
1455
01:14:40,908 --> 01:14:42,274
- It's pretty, right?
- Yeah.
1456
01:14:42,275 --> 01:14:44,111
Sir, can you
back up out of the way?
1457
01:14:44,112 --> 01:14:45,272
I'm trying to take a picture.
1458
01:14:48,015 --> 01:14:49,015
Oh, oh! Oh!
1459
01:14:55,489 --> 01:14:56,689
Help him!
1460
01:14:56,690 --> 01:14:57,595
Are you okay, Grandpa?
1461
01:15:00,595 --> 01:15:02,500
Ow!
1462
01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:06,300
Oh, my God!
1463
01:15:10,270 --> 01:15:11,070
Who pushed me?
1464
01:15:12,006 --> 01:15:13,406
I don't know.
I think you just fell.
1465
01:15:15,109 --> 01:15:16,859
Mmm.
1466
01:15:30,859 --> 01:15:32,194
Here. Got you some breakfast.
1467
01:15:33,194 --> 01:15:34,063
Sweet!
1468
01:15:35,063 --> 01:15:36,037
All right.
1469
01:15:44,037 --> 01:15:46,206
Hmm. What's today?
1470
01:15:46,207 --> 01:15:47,043
Saturday.
1471
01:15:49,043 --> 01:15:52,144
Bet we could've stirred up
some trouble here.
1472
01:15:52,145 --> 01:15:55,883
Damn shame I got to drop you
at your dad's tomorrow.
1473
01:15:55,884 --> 01:15:58,225
Oh, the hell with it!
Let's go have some fun.
1474
01:16:04,225 --> 01:16:06,660
Would you like to see
a magic trick?
1475
01:16:06,661 --> 01:16:09,429
I need a $20 bill as a prop.
1476
01:16:09,430 --> 01:16:11,398
And I'll give it
right back to you.
1477
01:16:11,399 --> 01:16:15,403
Allakazoo, allakastid...
1478
01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:18,671
Grab the stuff...
Let's beat it, kid!
1479
01:16:18,672 --> 01:16:20,239
Come on! Come on!
1480
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:22,320
What are you doing? What are
you waiting on? Come on!
1481
01:16:24,244 --> 01:16:26,004
- Grandpa, the car!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1482
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,890
Have a sip of beer
with Grandpa.
1483
01:16:35,890 --> 01:16:37,025
Whoa.
1484
01:16:39,927 --> 01:16:42,094
'Cause he should not
be drinking.
1485
01:16:42,095 --> 01:16:44,702
Grandpa, I'm fucking wasted.
1486
01:16:47,702 --> 01:16:49,102
Whoops!
1487
01:16:49,103 --> 01:16:50,774
What the hell was that?
1488
01:16:53,774 --> 01:16:55,774
You little cooter stretcher!
1489
01:16:55,944 --> 01:16:57,277
No!
1490
01:16:57,278 --> 01:16:59,550
Wedgie, wedgie!
1491
01:17:06,621 --> 01:17:08,390
What's on your shirt?
1492
01:17:11,792 --> 01:17:13,127
Damn it. Ah...
1493
01:17:14,127 --> 01:17:16,130
Okay, my little wingman,
1494
01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:17,965
why don't you take
the big bed tonight?
1495
01:17:17,966 --> 01:17:19,804
- You deserve it.
- Thank you, Grandpa!
1496
01:17:22,804 --> 01:17:25,772
Settle down, now.
We got to get some sleep.
1497
01:17:25,773 --> 01:17:27,810
We got Raleigh tomorrow.
1498
01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:30,644
Night, Billy.
1499
01:17:30,645 --> 01:17:33,313
Grandpa, can we go
fishing tomorrow?
1500
01:17:33,314 --> 01:17:34,982
Maybe.
1501
01:17:34,983 --> 01:17:36,484
Promise?
1502
01:17:37,484 --> 01:17:39,655
Sure, I promise maybe.
1503
01:17:41,655 --> 01:17:43,426
Oh, I think I hear
a flock of geese!
1504
01:17:46,994 --> 01:17:49,764
Oh, my God,
I think I just shit myself.
1505
01:17:55,502 --> 01:17:56,302
Good night, buddy.
1506
01:18:23,029 --> 01:18:25,634
I don't want to go
to my dad, though.
1507
01:18:26,634 --> 01:18:27,434
Well, I...
1508
01:18:28,368 --> 01:18:30,538
You got to. I can't...
1509
01:18:31,538 --> 01:18:33,540
Keep you.
1510
01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:37,880
I just can't do anything
with you right now.
1511
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:43,484
But I'm sure your father
will, uh, do the right thing.
1512
01:18:44,484 --> 01:18:47,219
My son's grandfather
is dropping him off.
1513
01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:49,322
I ain't seen the boy
in three or four years.
1514
01:18:49,323 --> 01:18:50,825
- So, you know... Yeah.
- Really?
1515
01:18:50,826 --> 01:18:52,526
She took him
away from me, okay,
1516
01:18:52,527 --> 01:18:55,328
'cause so she could get, you know,
whatever, 'cause she got mad at me.
1517
01:18:55,329 --> 01:18:57,663
Child support.
Child support'll kill you.
1518
01:18:57,664 --> 01:19:00,501
Guess what? Now I'm getting
the child support.
1519
01:19:01,668 --> 01:19:02,468
You got any speed?
1520
01:19:10,011 --> 01:19:11,745
- Hey, man. How you doing?
- Hey, man.
1521
01:19:11,746 --> 01:19:13,546
- I'm Chuck.
- I'm Patrick.
1522
01:19:13,547 --> 01:19:14,680
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
1523
01:19:14,681 --> 01:19:16,416
Hey, what's that...
1524
01:19:16,417 --> 01:19:18,051
- Oh, fuck, man.
- What's that, man?
1525
01:19:18,052 --> 01:19:20,024
What's up with the "GOC," man?
What's that, man?
1526
01:19:23,024 --> 01:19:24,095
Oh.
1527
01:19:28,095 --> 01:19:30,935
No shit.
Well, what does that mean?
1528
01:19:34,935 --> 01:19:36,606
Organization, huh?
1529
01:19:39,606 --> 01:19:40,551
Come on.
1530
01:19:50,051 --> 01:19:51,453
There's the old prick
right now.
1531
01:19:52,453 --> 01:19:53,655
It's about time.
1532
01:19:54,655 --> 01:19:55,791
You get lost?
1533
01:19:56,791 --> 01:19:58,224
Hey, Chuck.
1534
01:19:58,225 --> 01:19:59,792
Irving.
1535
01:19:59,793 --> 01:20:02,496
Hey, buddy.
How you doing, billy goat?
1536
01:20:02,497 --> 01:20:03,932
You want to give me a hug?
1537
01:20:04,932 --> 01:20:07,134
- Don't be afraid of me.
- Hey.
1538
01:20:07,135 --> 01:20:09,971
I know we had our differences
in the past,
1539
01:20:10,971 --> 01:20:13,407
but I'm gonna ask you right now
1540
01:20:13,408 --> 01:20:15,075
to please take care
of this boy.
1541
01:20:15,076 --> 01:20:16,144
He's all I have left.
1542
01:20:17,144 --> 01:20:18,978
Don't come at me...
Don't come at me
1543
01:20:18,979 --> 01:20:20,179
like I'm some kind of asshole.
1544
01:20:20,180 --> 01:20:21,614
Of course I'm gonna take care
of the little shit.
1545
01:20:21,615 --> 01:20:23,416
- He's my kid.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1546
01:20:23,417 --> 01:20:25,986
Just take it down, all right?
1547
01:20:25,987 --> 01:20:29,992
Just surprise me and don't be
a schmuck this time, okay?
1548
01:20:30,992 --> 01:20:32,725
We're all good.
1549
01:20:32,726 --> 01:20:34,329
Come here. Come here, buddy.
1550
01:20:36,329 --> 01:20:39,001
You be a good boy, okay?
All right?
1551
01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:43,670
I'm going to be checking in
on you a lot.
1552
01:20:43,671 --> 01:20:46,372
And I'm gonna
get word to your mom
1553
01:20:46,373 --> 01:20:48,010
that you're with
your father now.
1554
01:20:49,010 --> 01:20:52,345
And I'm gonna tell her
all the fun we had,
1555
01:20:52,346 --> 01:20:54,516
and all the cool things
you showed me.
1556
01:20:55,516 --> 01:20:57,019
Grandpa loves you very much.
1557
01:20:58,019 --> 01:20:59,157
Love you, too.
1558
01:21:02,157 --> 01:21:03,622
Good-bye, son.
1559
01:21:03,623 --> 01:21:05,631
Bye, old man.
1560
01:21:10,631 --> 01:21:12,532
Come on, Billy.
1561
01:21:12,533 --> 01:21:14,367
That's enough
of that horseshit.
1562
01:21:14,368 --> 01:21:15,501
Hop up here. There you go.
1563
01:21:15,502 --> 01:21:16,537
Get up here, little man.
1564
01:21:17,037 --> 01:21:18,475
Excuse me.
1565
01:21:20,475 --> 01:21:21,642
Just sit up here.
1566
01:21:21,643 --> 01:21:24,326
Here, take this bag off.
You don't need this.
1567
01:21:38,326 --> 01:21:39,363
Yes, sir.
1568
01:21:43,163 --> 01:21:44,836
That's good.
1569
01:21:48,836 --> 01:21:50,737
Thank you very much. I, uh...
1570
01:21:50,738 --> 01:21:51,837
I'm his grandfather
1571
01:21:51,838 --> 01:21:53,639
and unfortunately I have to
hand him back now.
1572
01:21:57,645 --> 01:21:59,983
I don't trust him.
1573
01:22:01,983 --> 01:22:04,584
Until his mom gets out of jail.
1574
01:22:04,585 --> 01:22:06,655
I'm sorry, sir,
I can't talk about it.
1575
01:22:08,655 --> 01:22:09,800
Please watch him!
1576
01:22:30,511 --> 01:22:31,448
Billy.
1577
01:22:33,448 --> 01:22:34,617
Hi, Rick.
1578
01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:37,416
Dad, can we get some food?
1579
01:22:37,417 --> 01:22:39,457
I'll tell you what,
you can have a water.
1580
01:22:43,457 --> 01:22:45,193
Please, Dad, I'm hungry.
1581
01:22:46,193 --> 01:22:47,633
You don't need
to eat that. You're...
1582
01:22:49,029 --> 01:22:50,032
No, don't give him that.
1583
01:22:51,032 --> 01:22:53,969
I mean, he needs to lose
some weight. I mean, honestly.
1584
01:22:54,969 --> 01:22:55,769
Thank you.
1585
01:22:59,707 --> 01:23:00,874
Will you watch
the little fat boy?
1586
01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:02,681
I gotta go take a piss.
1587
01:24:06,274 --> 01:24:07,706
When someone disrespects me,
1588
01:24:07,707 --> 01:24:10,644
I wanna be able to go,
like, "DT, take him out."
1589
01:24:10,645 --> 01:24:11,745
Yeah, no. We're not that.
1590
01:24:11,746 --> 01:24:14,279
"DT, see that..."
1591
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:16,181
Look at that that guy
eyeballing me over there?
1592
01:24:16,182 --> 01:24:19,085
Listen, if I start
some shit right now,
1593
01:24:19,086 --> 01:24:20,420
will you guys back me up?
1594
01:24:20,421 --> 01:24:22,421
'Cause this guy's been
eyeballing me all...
1595
01:24:22,422 --> 01:24:23,790
No, no, you're on your own.
1596
01:24:23,791 --> 01:24:24,991
We're here having a party.
1597
01:24:24,992 --> 01:24:26,859
That's all we are.
1598
01:24:26,860 --> 01:24:28,728
Yeah, damn.
1599
01:24:28,729 --> 01:24:30,467
That's what we're about, so...
1600
01:24:34,467 --> 01:24:35,270
Billy.
1601
01:24:36,270 --> 01:24:37,773
Let's go fishing.
1602
01:24:38,773 --> 01:24:40,274
Let's go fishing, buddy.
1603
01:24:41,274 --> 01:24:42,675
What are you doing back here?
1604
01:24:42,676 --> 01:24:44,277
- He's going with me.
- Can we?
1605
01:24:44,278 --> 01:24:45,379
Yeah, you're coming with me.
1606
01:24:45,380 --> 01:24:46,511
Yeah, I don't want you
with him,
1607
01:24:46,512 --> 01:24:47,714
- all right?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
1608
01:24:47,715 --> 01:24:49,448
No, no.
Don't put your hands on him.
1609
01:24:49,449 --> 01:24:51,984
That's my son. I can put
my hand on him if I want to.
1610
01:24:51,985 --> 01:24:53,519
No, don't touch him.
You are his...
1611
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:54,821
- You are a son of a bitch.
- I am his family.
1612
01:24:54,822 --> 01:24:55,955
You've been no father.
1613
01:24:55,956 --> 01:24:57,523
- Oh, yeah? Really?
- Yeah.
1614
01:24:57,524 --> 01:24:58,959
Come on, Billy. Let's go.
1615
01:24:58,960 --> 01:25:00,292
Just stay right there!
Don't listen...
1616
01:25:00,293 --> 01:25:02,194
Hey, he's staying right here.
1617
01:25:02,195 --> 01:25:04,130
- Come here, buddy.
- No, no, no. He's staying here.
1618
01:25:04,131 --> 01:25:05,364
- Back off!
- You back off!
1619
01:25:05,365 --> 01:25:08,167
He's not going with you.
He's coming with me.
1620
01:25:08,168 --> 01:25:10,202
- Do you understand?
- No, no, no.
1621
01:25:10,203 --> 01:25:11,971
- He's coming with...
- This is my meal ticket.
1622
01:25:11,972 --> 01:25:13,674
You're not fit to have him.
1623
01:25:13,675 --> 01:25:14,808
I'm not fit?
1624
01:25:14,809 --> 01:25:16,175
- Yeah, you're not fit...
- I'm not fit?
1625
01:25:16,176 --> 01:25:17,443
I'll fucking kick your ass!
1626
01:25:17,444 --> 01:25:19,204
- Get out of my face!
- All right, all right!
1627
01:25:21,047 --> 01:25:22,314
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1628
01:25:22,315 --> 01:25:24,082
- I'll kill you!
- Easy. Easy.
1629
01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:26,053
Settle the hell down, man!
1630
01:25:26,054 --> 01:25:27,385
You ain't going
nowhere, buddy. Stop it.
1631
01:25:27,386 --> 01:25:29,555
You better let go of me, boy.
1632
01:25:29,556 --> 01:25:31,825
Let me get his bag. Where's my
grandson's backpack? Take your grandson.
1633
01:25:31,826 --> 01:25:33,727
Okay. He's okay.
1634
01:25:33,728 --> 01:25:35,394
I can't hack it with him!
1635
01:25:35,395 --> 01:25:38,098
There goes my 600 bucks!
1636
01:25:38,099 --> 01:25:39,431
What are you
talking about, man?
1637
01:25:39,432 --> 01:25:42,234
That kid is my 600 bucks
a month!
1638
01:25:42,235 --> 01:25:43,035
Come back here!
1639
01:25:46,006 --> 01:25:47,710
He's a hell of a lot
more than money.
1640
01:25:48,710 --> 01:25:50,544
- He's fixing to get hurt out there.
- I hear you, man.
1641
01:25:50,545 --> 01:25:51,866
You'll freaking get hurt,
brother.
1642
01:25:53,514 --> 01:25:54,880
Unless you die your damn self
1643
01:25:54,881 --> 01:25:55,921
then you better chill out.
1644
01:25:56,016 --> 01:25:57,153
All right, now, all right!
1645
01:25:59,153 --> 01:26:00,653
You got me, all right?
1646
01:26:00,654 --> 01:26:02,414
- That boy ain't no 600 dollars.
- I forfeit.
1647
01:26:03,189 --> 01:26:04,857
I forfeit.
1648
01:26:04,858 --> 01:26:06,125
You understand me?
1649
01:26:06,126 --> 01:26:08,961
I give up. I surrender.
1650
01:26:08,962 --> 01:26:12,698
Fine. Fine.
You wanna guard that kid?
1651
01:26:12,699 --> 01:26:14,334
You guard him.
1652
01:26:14,335 --> 01:26:15,136
He's got a guardian.
1653
01:26:16,002 --> 01:26:17,603
Go ahead and take off.
We'll keep him inside.
1654
01:26:17,604 --> 01:26:18,938
Thank you so much.
1655
01:26:18,939 --> 01:26:21,675
Bye, baby!
Have fun, okay?
1656
01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:22,908
You okay?
1657
01:26:22,909 --> 01:26:24,878
Yeah. You?
1658
01:26:25,878 --> 01:26:26,678
I'm okay.
1659
01:26:29,283 --> 01:26:30,850
Oh!
1660
01:26:30,851 --> 01:26:31,651
Oh, no.
1661
01:26:33,453 --> 01:26:35,188
Oh, shit!
1662
01:26:35,189 --> 01:26:37,863
Sorry about the bikes!
1663
01:26:43,863 --> 01:26:46,131
Did you really think
I was going to leave you?
1664
01:26:46,132 --> 01:26:47,200
Kind of.
1665
01:26:47,201 --> 01:26:48,371
No way!
1666
01:26:50,371 --> 01:26:52,839
Well, what do you
want to do now?
1667
01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:54,373
I got an idea.
1668
01:27:00,213 --> 01:27:01,313
Hey, guys.
1669
01:27:01,314 --> 01:27:02,415
- Good evening.
- Hi.
1670
01:27:02,416 --> 01:27:04,186
- How are you?
- Good.
1671
01:27:07,186 --> 01:27:09,188
- All right...
- Wait.
1672
01:27:09,189 --> 01:27:11,325
Now, when we walk in that room,
1673
01:27:11,326 --> 01:27:14,227
your name is Lindsey Dill.
Okay?
1674
01:27:14,228 --> 01:27:15,428
You're a pretty little girl,
1675
01:27:15,429 --> 01:27:18,732
so no farting and no swearing,
you got it?
1676
01:27:18,733 --> 01:27:21,067
Let's go win us some money.
1677
01:27:21,068 --> 01:27:22,074
All right. Come on.
1678
01:27:27,074 --> 01:27:29,509
Hi. Is it okay
if I interview you guys?
1679
01:27:29,510 --> 01:27:31,109
Doing a behind-the-scenes
video for the pageant.
1680
01:27:31,110 --> 01:27:32,081
Sure.
1681
01:27:33,081 --> 01:27:35,113
Who are you?
1682
01:27:35,114 --> 01:27:36,249
Hi. My name's Jill.
1683
01:27:36,250 --> 01:27:37,517
Can I ask you some questions
for our camera?
1684
01:27:37,518 --> 01:27:38,652
Yes.
1685
01:27:38,653 --> 01:27:39,852
Say, "Yes, ma'am"
but don't baby-talk.
1686
01:27:39,853 --> 01:27:41,587
So, how many pageants
have you been in?
1687
01:27:41,588 --> 01:27:44,523
I've probably been
in a thousand pageants.
1688
01:27:44,524 --> 01:27:46,760
And how many of them
did you win?
1689
01:27:46,761 --> 01:27:49,929
I won every single one!
1690
01:27:49,930 --> 01:27:52,098
- What?
- Every single one!
1691
01:27:52,099 --> 01:27:53,398
I'm supposed to talk.
1692
01:27:53,399 --> 01:27:55,100
It's competitive, it's a sport.
1693
01:27:55,101 --> 01:27:56,702
- And my friends...
- And so moms get...
1694
01:27:56,703 --> 01:27:58,205
You know,
they get into this competition
1695
01:27:58,206 --> 01:27:59,371
and if you're going to do it
and do it right...
1696
01:27:59,372 --> 01:28:00,473
What are you doing?
1697
01:28:00,474 --> 01:28:03,209
Stop, now. If you're going
to do it and do it right...
1698
01:28:03,210 --> 01:28:05,310
I mean, you've got to be
willing to be competitive.
1699
01:28:05,311 --> 01:28:06,813
And that's what happens,
you know?
1700
01:28:06,814 --> 01:28:09,148
Sometimes I think competition,
just like any other sport,
1701
01:28:09,149 --> 01:28:11,084
gets the best of everybody.
1702
01:28:11,085 --> 01:28:12,751
Well, thank you so much
for being here tonight
1703
01:28:12,752 --> 01:28:15,554
at the Carolina Cutie Pies
Young Miss Pageant.
1704
01:28:15,555 --> 01:28:18,058
And because this is such
a special night,
1705
01:28:18,059 --> 01:28:20,059
we have a special surprise
for you.
1706
01:28:20,060 --> 01:28:22,129
Tonight, for the winner,
1707
01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:26,232
we're going to
give away $5,000!
1708
01:28:26,233 --> 01:28:27,501
Whoo!
1709
01:28:29,136 --> 01:28:30,139
$5,000!
1710
01:28:32,139 --> 01:28:33,479
That's crazy!
1711
01:28:38,479 --> 01:28:43,817
But now, we want to get into
our beauty gown competition.
1712
01:28:43,818 --> 01:28:47,353
- Are you excited?
- I know. I love it!
1713
01:28:47,354 --> 01:28:49,421
This is so funny!
1714
01:28:49,422 --> 01:28:51,382
Contestant number one,
please come to the stage.
1715
01:28:54,328 --> 01:28:56,363
Looking very beautiful tonight.
1716
01:29:14,215 --> 01:29:15,782
This is contestant number 10,
1717
01:29:15,783 --> 01:29:17,849
Lindsey Dill!
1718
01:29:17,850 --> 01:29:21,690
Lindsey has blazing
blonde hair and hazel eyes.
1719
01:29:23,690 --> 01:29:26,059
Her hobbies
are football, fishing
1720
01:29:26,060 --> 01:29:27,694
and playing
with her sock monkey!
1721
01:29:28,694 --> 01:29:30,966
That must be
your proud grandpa.
1722
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,340
Ladies and gentlemen,
contestant number 10,
1723
01:29:41,341 --> 01:29:42,980
Lindsey Dill.
1724
01:29:46,980 --> 01:29:48,817
That's my granddaughter.
1725
01:29:57,692 --> 01:29:59,769
Hi-ya!
1726
01:30:08,769 --> 01:30:09,802
Let's give her a hand!
1727
01:30:12,506 --> 01:30:13,572
Your daughter's so precious.
1728
01:30:13,573 --> 01:30:16,809
She's so precious...
She did really good.
1729
01:30:16,810 --> 01:30:18,810
I don't know if it'll be
good enough for first place,
1730
01:30:18,811 --> 01:30:20,647
but she did really good.
1731
01:30:20,648 --> 01:30:23,818
...Good Time by
Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen.
1732
01:30:24,818 --> 01:30:26,818
So, how do you think the
competition's going so far?
1733
01:30:26,819 --> 01:30:27,886
Good.
1734
01:30:27,887 --> 01:30:30,563
Do you think you have
any stiff competition?
1735
01:30:35,563 --> 01:30:36,862
Is that weird?
1736
01:30:36,863 --> 01:30:39,232
We've just never seen it,
so it's different.
1737
01:30:39,233 --> 01:30:42,068
And this is
contestant number 10.
1738
01:30:42,069 --> 01:30:44,337
Everyone, Lindsey Dill!
1739
01:30:51,578 --> 01:30:55,915
♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean
1740
01:30:55,916 --> 01:30:59,421
♪ My Bonnie lies over the sea
1741
01:31:00,421 --> 01:31:02,154
Aw...
1742
01:31:02,155 --> 01:31:04,756
♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean
1743
01:31:04,757 --> 01:31:08,363
♪ Please bring back
my Bonnie to me ♪
1744
01:32:18,331 --> 01:32:19,502
Come on.
1745
01:32:22,502 --> 01:32:24,804
Shit. Come on!
1746
01:32:24,805 --> 01:32:26,105
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear it
1747
01:32:26,106 --> 01:32:27,122
for Lindsey Dill.
1748
01:32:42,122 --> 01:32:44,456
Grandpa, what'd you
think of my dancing?
1749
01:32:44,457 --> 01:32:47,227
Ha!
I loved your dancing.
1750
01:32:47,228 --> 01:32:49,594
You were Ginger Rogers
and Fred Astaire
1751
01:32:49,595 --> 01:32:51,898
all rolled into one.
1752
01:32:51,899 --> 01:32:53,466
Gimme five.
1753
01:32:55,802 --> 01:32:58,804
Grandpa,
school starts on Tuesday.
1754
01:32:58,805 --> 01:33:00,340
Tuesday?
1755
01:33:00,341 --> 01:33:03,475
Hell, that's when
the ponies start running.
1756
01:33:03,476 --> 01:33:06,679
What do you say
I get you to school on Friday?
1757
01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:07,948
All right!
1758
01:33:21,996 --> 01:33:22,833
All right.
1759
01:33:27,833 --> 01:33:29,935
Does this look
like a good spot?
1760
01:33:29,936 --> 01:33:32,278
This looks like
as good a spot as any.
1761
01:33:38,278 --> 01:33:39,948
Here we go!
1762
01:33:42,682 --> 01:33:44,185
Oh, my goodness!
1763
01:33:45,185 --> 01:33:46,119
Oh, thanks, buddy.
1764
01:33:47,119 --> 01:33:48,524
Oh!
1765
01:33:53,793 --> 01:33:55,528
You sure we should do this?
1766
01:33:55,529 --> 01:33:57,532
This is what she wanted.
1767
01:33:58,532 --> 01:34:01,533
You got any final words
for your grandma?
1768
01:34:01,534 --> 01:34:02,537
Yeah.
1769
01:34:03,537 --> 01:34:05,871
Bye, Grandma.
1770
01:34:05,872 --> 01:34:07,573
Bye, Ellie.
1771
01:34:12,078 --> 01:34:13,048
Whoo!
1772
01:34:19,051 --> 01:34:20,519
Let's start fishing.
1773
01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:22,321
Let's fish.
1774
01:34:22,322 --> 01:34:24,055
I call black one!
1775
01:34:24,056 --> 01:34:26,826
You got the black one?
Okay, I got the red one.
1776
01:34:26,827 --> 01:34:27,895
Whoa.
1777
01:34:28,895 --> 01:34:30,729
Grandpa,
I got to pee-pee.
1778
01:34:30,730 --> 01:34:32,398
You got to pee-pee?
1779
01:34:32,399 --> 01:34:34,733
Well, dangle that little thing
through the railing
1780
01:34:34,734 --> 01:34:36,167
and let her rip.
1781
01:34:36,168 --> 01:34:39,439
But point it that way out of
respect for your grandmother.
1782
01:35:04,297 --> 01:35:06,899
Man, get the fuck away from me.
1783
01:35:06,900 --> 01:35:08,134
What did I do?
1784
01:35:08,135 --> 01:35:10,068
Can I get a hug? Dad?
1785
01:35:10,069 --> 01:35:12,338
That wouldn't be appropriate,
big guy.
1786
01:35:15,309 --> 01:35:17,041
He says you have
a fat kitty cat.
1787
01:35:17,042 --> 01:35:18,176
Okay.
1788
01:35:18,177 --> 01:35:19,411
Hmm?
1789
01:35:19,412 --> 01:35:20,979
- Jiggle my shoulders!
- I tried to do it!
1790
01:35:20,980 --> 01:35:23,916
Jiggle my... Ow!
Jiggle! Jiggle!
1791
01:35:23,917 --> 01:35:25,149
What does he look like?
1792
01:35:25,150 --> 01:35:26,986
He's got a moustache,
1793
01:35:26,987 --> 01:35:31,425
big head, tall, um,
and he smells like old farts.
1794
01:35:32,993 --> 01:35:34,660
Listen, old man.
I ain't fucking young.
1795
01:35:34,661 --> 01:35:38,098
I'm 45 years old. I'll fucking
tune you up. All right?
1796
01:35:38,099 --> 01:35:40,331
Mmm-hmm. Yep.
1797
01:35:40,332 --> 01:35:42,669
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Listen up, listen up!
1798
01:35:42,670 --> 01:35:44,937
The gentleman you just saw in
here was Mr. Johnny Knoxville
1799
01:35:44,938 --> 01:35:47,207
and we are shooting a movie.
1800
01:35:52,845 --> 01:35:54,013
Thank you, everyone,
1801
01:35:54,014 --> 01:35:55,947
for putting up with me tonight,
1802
01:35:55,948 --> 01:35:57,683
and thank you
for not beating me up.
1803
01:35:57,684 --> 01:35:59,184
- High five!
- High five!
1804
01:35:59,185 --> 01:36:01,286
Why were you wearing a bra?
1805
01:36:01,287 --> 01:36:02,688
"Why were you
wearing a bra?"
1806
01:36:02,689 --> 01:36:04,625
For my dance.
1807
01:36:05,625 --> 01:36:07,792
Well, that was inappropriate!
1808
01:36:07,793 --> 01:36:09,793
Doris, what did you think?
1809
01:36:09,863 --> 01:36:12,297
My mother's
not gonna like this!
1810
01:36:13,533 --> 01:36:14,934
We're shooting a movie.
1811
01:36:14,935 --> 01:36:16,535
No way!
1812
01:36:16,536 --> 01:36:17,903
You've got to be kidding me!
1813
01:36:17,904 --> 01:36:19,371
Oh, my God!
1814
01:36:19,372 --> 01:36:22,709
I just did all of that and...
Oh, my God!
1815
01:36:22,710 --> 01:36:25,644
And a rusty trombone
for my grandpa.
1816
01:36:25,645 --> 01:36:27,545
A rusty trombone
for your grandpa, huh?
1817
01:36:27,546 --> 01:36:28,648
Yep.
1818
01:36:28,649 --> 01:36:29,881
Well, I need
to take your picture
1819
01:36:29,882 --> 01:36:32,718
to see if you're on
a milk carton somewhere.
1820
01:36:32,719 --> 01:36:34,821
What do you think?
1821
01:36:34,822 --> 01:36:36,054
Don't hurt me!
1822
01:36:36,055 --> 01:36:38,157
Hurt you? I'm 86 years old.
1823
01:36:38,158 --> 01:36:39,993
Don't hurt me!
1824
01:36:40,993 --> 01:36:42,993
Oh...
1825
01:36:44,564 --> 01:36:46,734
Billy! Billy!
1826
01:36:51,505 --> 01:36:52,939
Ow!
1827
01:36:56,909 --> 01:36:58,743
What is a whore?
1828
01:36:58,744 --> 01:37:00,082
Oh, boy. Uh...
1829
01:37:02,082 --> 01:37:04,585
Oh, boy, that's a tough one.
1830
01:37:05,585 --> 01:37:07,194
All right, here we go.
1831
01:37:17,764 --> 01:37:20,100
Poof! I'm an old prick now.
1832
01:37:21,100 --> 01:37:23,238
Oh, yeah? Get a load of this!
1833
01:37:29,443 --> 01:37:34,279
My mommy loves crack almost
as much as I love fishing.
1834
01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:36,557
I'm sorry,
what did you just say?
1835
01:37:44,557 --> 01:37:45,957
Can I help you?
1836
01:37:45,958 --> 01:37:48,461
Talk more like an old man.
1837
01:37:48,462 --> 01:37:49,561
- Me?
- Yes.
1838
01:37:52,298 --> 01:37:54,969
Yeah, he sounds like
Johnny Knoxville.
1839
01:37:57,637 --> 01:38:01,608
I hate this job.
I fucking hate you!
1840
01:38:02,809 --> 01:38:05,310
This is a camera,
1841
01:38:05,311 --> 01:38:06,912
in there.
1842
01:38:06,913 --> 01:38:08,480
That's a camera.
1843
01:38:08,481 --> 01:38:10,787
I think there's a camera here
somewhere.
1844
01:38:16,023 --> 01:38:17,122
Talk to that.
1845
01:38:17,123 --> 01:38:18,858
Okay, and when...
Hi, how are you?
1846
01:38:18,859 --> 01:38:21,997
Oh, look at me!
I look beautiful!
1847
01:38:23,997 --> 01:38:25,765
That's one ugly bitch.
1848
01:38:27,033 --> 01:38:28,700
It's interesting. Every time
I work with these guys,
1849
01:38:28,701 --> 01:38:30,341
I'm either in a casket
or around a casket.
1850
01:38:43,115 --> 01:38:44,353
I like standing here.
1851
01:38:46,353 --> 01:38:48,353
And I like standing here.
1852
01:38:48,354 --> 01:38:51,357
But my favorite spot is here.
1853
01:38:51,358 --> 01:38:52,791
- Come on.
- Get away.
1854
01:38:52,792 --> 01:38:55,461
I may be too old
to stir the gumbo,
1855
01:38:55,462 --> 01:38:57,863
but I can still lick
the ladle, that's for sure.
1856
01:38:59,032 --> 01:39:00,398
In my opinion, ladle-licking
1857
01:39:00,399 --> 01:39:02,867
is more important
than gumbo-stirring anyway.
1858
01:39:02,868 --> 01:39:05,304
Oh, I can lick my eyebrows.
1859
01:39:05,305 --> 01:39:06,907
Get out!
1860
01:39:07,907 --> 01:39:09,076
Fuck.
1861
01:39:13,145 --> 01:39:15,550
Oh, my God!
1862
01:39:31,398 --> 01:39:32,565
Are you all right?
1863
01:39:38,572 --> 01:39:40,279
- Okay.
- Oh, man.
1864
01:39:46,279 --> 01:39:47,779
Whoa.
1865
01:39:53,252 --> 01:39:54,788
Big finish.
1866
01:40:02,095 --> 01:40:03,696
What's going on here?
1867
01:40:03,697 --> 01:40:05,264
Get out of here, asshole.
1868
01:40:05,265 --> 01:40:08,202
We have to bring in
your stunt double.
1869
01:40:14,774 --> 01:40:16,709
- Thank you.
- You gotta be shittin' me, man!
1870
01:40:16,710 --> 01:40:19,278
I'm sitting there looking, I'm
like, "What is up with this?"
1871
01:40:19,279 --> 01:40:20,446
Are you serious?
1872
01:40:20,447 --> 01:40:22,380
You guys are
so sweet to look after Billy.
1873
01:40:22,381 --> 01:40:23,784
- Oh, my God!
- How are you?
1874
01:40:25,784 --> 01:40:26,823
Ugh!
1875
01:40:31,957 --> 01:40:33,292
Oh, I'm sorry, Kelman.
1876
01:40:41,467 --> 01:40:45,139
♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean
1877
01:40:46,139 --> 01:40:50,310
♪ My Bonnie lies over the sea
1878
01:40:51,310 --> 01:40:55,647
♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean
1879
01:40:55,648 --> 01:40:59,153
♪ So bring back
my Bonnie to me ♪
1880
01:41:00,305 --> 01:41:06,397
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