1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,199 (MURRAY) You know, my grandfather started the shop, 3 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:43,930 my father had it, and now I have to close it. 4 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,159 This is the end of an era, my friend. 5 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,679 Let me tell you. 6 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,319 Nowadays, only... 7 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,679 rare people buy rare books. 8 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,639 You'll get back on your feet. 9 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,159 Hey, I have a very funny story to tell you. 10 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,199 - Mm-hmm. - Today I was at my dermatologist's 11 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,839 for a little procedure, nothing serious. 12 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,959 You know, I'm talking to her for a while. 13 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,399 - Mm-hmm. - She tells me she was with her girlfriend, 14 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,519 and they... they were discussing things. 15 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,999 And they came to the conclusion 16 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,719 that they both wanted to have a ménage. 17 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,719 This is what she tells me. 18 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,839 And I... I'm flabbergasted. 19 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,199 I say, "A ménage a trois?" 20 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,239 And she said, "Yeah." This is what she wants. 21 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,559 - This came out of nowhere. - Out of nowhere. 22 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,639 The... apparently, she and her girlfriend 23 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:39,239 want to experience, you know, a threesome. 24 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,279 And... and she asked me, do I know anybody? 25 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:45,159 And I... I said... I said, "Yeah. 26 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,919 "I know somebody, but it'll cost you 27 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,399 a thousand bucks." 28 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:52,119 And... And you know, the truth is, 29 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,599 I was thinking of you. 30 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,439 - Me? - Why not? 31 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,759 You... You were always great with women. 32 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,439 And, you know, she's attractive. 33 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,039 She's round and curvaceous... 34 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,079 I saw a photograph of her friend in a thong. 35 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,999 And her friend is a crippler, and she's... 36 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,679 Are you on drugs? 37 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,759 Apart from my Zoloft, no. 38 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,159 Well, why would I ever entertain something like that? 39 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,559 How many... How many days 40 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,119 you working now at the flower shop? 41 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,639 - Two. - Two, okay, so you're living 42 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,399 hand to mouth. Jesus. 43 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,279 Who bailed you out when you couldn't make the rent money last month? 44 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,599 Yeah, but I paid you back. 45 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,039 Yes, you paid me back, but basically you're out of work. 46 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,279 And you're closing shop. 47 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,679 And I'm closing shop. Exactly. 48 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,079 Of course, I would, you know, 49 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,639 get a little taste of this. 50 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,759 I mean, I... I saw myself 51 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,479 getting a small fee. 52 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,719 How long do you know me? 53 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,519 Long? I've known you since you were a kid, 54 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,371 since you broke into this bookstore and tried to rob it. 55 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,359 Papa Mo, I'm sorry you lost your job. 56 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,519 Your mother still has her job, so thank God for that. 57 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,679 Papa Mo, what does this word mean? 58 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,999 E-n-s-o-r-c-e-l-l-e-d. 59 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,079 "Ensorcelled" is, you know, 60 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,759 like "enchanted," like when a... 61 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,159 a sorceress casts a spell on you. 62 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,919 Don't you go getting yourself enchanted 63 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,159 while mama's away at work. 64 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,119 This is how she talks to the man who put her 65 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,639 through bartender school. 66 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,399 - Mm-hmm. - There's lice in my class, Papa Mo. 67 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,719 - I think I got lice. - Lice? 68 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,519 My hair itches. 69 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,599 - Oh my God. - (PHONE RINGS) 70 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,639 No, no, no! Don't touch, don't touch anything. 71 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,519 Nothing in the house. Don't touch a thing. 72 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,679 Now I'ma have to bring your ass back to the lice lady. 73 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,399 - Hello? - Hello, Murray. 74 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,159 It's Dr. Parker. 75 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,199 Dr. Parker, is something wrong? 76 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,919 Were you serious? Knowing someone? 77 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,799 Oh. Oh. 78 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,599 My husband's got a lot of money, Murray, 79 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,399 - and I'd like to... - Hang on a second. 80 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:56,719 Excuse me. Let me take this in my office. 81 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,599 Maybe I should try your guy out first. 82 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,919 Alone. Just me and him. 83 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,239 You know, kind of like an out-of-town tryout. 84 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,079 Exactly, like a sneak preview. 85 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,959 Yeah. Is he clean? 86 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,799 Yes, of course he's clean. 87 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,519 I mean, I don't want to get AIDS. 88 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,279 - AIDS? - Or gonorrhea. 89 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,439 Gonorrhea? Jesus, what are you talking about? 90 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,039 He's a nice kid. I know him personally. 91 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,439 - And he would tell you? - Yes, he would. 92 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,279 You know, as far as I know. 93 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,839 And he's got protection? 94 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:26,159 Sure, he's got protection. The guy's a pro. 95 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:31,439 I'm a little crazed. I just came from an AIDS benefit. 96 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,399 So... 97 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:36,079 - We're really going to do this? - We're definitely going to do it. 98 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,559 I mean, I'm not going to be there. 99 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,279 - Okay. - You know, I just have to, 100 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,279 you know, check out his availability, 101 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,879 because, you know, he's highly in demand. 102 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,287 Lover boy. What are you doing in that closet? 103 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,439 Checking for lice. 104 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:55,008 - He's always checking for something. - Oh my god. 105 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,919 You need a young, 106 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:13,639 slick, leading man type. 107 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,479 This is exactly my point. 108 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,559 I am not a beautiful man. 109 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:20,439 Did I say you were beautiful? But you have a different quality. 110 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,519 You have a certain kind of sex appeal. 111 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,919 - Thank you. - Is Mick Jagger a beautiful man? 112 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,359 The guy opens his mouth to sing. It's a horror. 113 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,199 But he's hot. Mick is hot. And that's what you have. 114 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,679 Let me ask you a question. 115 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,519 You look good without your clothes, right? 116 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,479 How do you know? 117 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,359 Because some guys just look better when they're naked. 118 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,039 I figured you're one. 119 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,959 What does that have to do with Mick Jagger? 120 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,839 He's rich and he's famous. 121 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,399 Yes, but you're sexy. 122 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,839 - Says who? - Says me. 123 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,799 You're a sick man. You need help. 124 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,519 I go for help twice a week. 125 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,679 You need a guy like... 126 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,079 Tom Ford or George Clooney. 127 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,559 You're not that. You're a... you're a... 128 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,359 a man's man in a certain way. 129 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,719 You're... you know, 130 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,519 you're not afraid to get dirty. 131 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,839 You get your hands dirty. You're working with plants. 132 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,999 Earth. You're with wires and plumbing 133 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,919 and drain pipes and bowls, you know. 134 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,879 You do disgusting work. You're not afraid... 135 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,759 Hey. You're disgusting in a very positive way. 136 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,039 Thank you. That's always nice to hear. 137 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,559 You know, women... 138 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,559 women have always liked you. All kinds of women. 139 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,039 You do great with them. 140 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,679 Blondes, brunettes, redheads, Asian women. 141 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,959 - Pregnant women. - Not for money. 142 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,559 Hey. Am I saying "for money"? 143 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,519 You're going to make somebody happy here. 144 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:35,919 Listen, I'm not a young man. 145 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,519 - You understand? - You're not young. 146 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,119 But you're an experienced lover. 147 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,119 Why shouldn't you get paid for it? 148 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,439 Am I your friend? 149 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,239 You're more than a friend. 150 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,125 And you want to turn me into a ho? 151 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,439 (MURRAY) Would I... Would I steer you wrong? 152 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,759 So what's the split? 153 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,719 Okay. Now, now we can discuss things. 154 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,039 I didn't say I was interested. 155 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,399 I want to know, what would it be? 156 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,599 Well, you know, an agent gets 10% usually. 157 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,599 A manager will take 15%. 158 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,919 The guys in the art galleries get 50%. 159 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,599 - They split 50-50. - Mm-hmm. 160 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,759 I'd say 60/40 would be nice. 161 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,486 You know, favoring you. Favoring you. 162 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,281 All right, let me think about it. 163 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,279 As soon as we get the lice out of his head, 164 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,799 I'll take you on the carousel. 165 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,279 Can I go on The Twister? 166 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:36,919 Yeah, we'll do it all. 167 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,759 You know, I just want to get him de-loused. 168 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,319 - I got a question, Uncle Mo. - What? 169 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,799 Why do all these people have... 170 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,959 - What? - Curlies and beards? 171 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,919 Yeah, and sideburns. 172 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,929 For warmth. It's for warmth. 173 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,399 (BRAKES SCREECHING) (CARS CRASHING) 174 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,479 - Unbelievable. - I was merging! 175 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,559 I was merging right straight across the street. 176 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,159 What are you, blind, cowboy? There's a stop sign right there! 177 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,806 What's the matter with you people? 178 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,799 In the car with a herniated disc. 179 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,159 If anything happens to her, let me tell you something, 180 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,839 There's going to be a big problem here. 181 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,079 - I don't want any trouble. - You got to be kidding me! 182 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,439 (MEN SHOUTING) 183 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:18,959 What happened? 184 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,679 - Watch your tzitzit! - Thanks, Dovi! 185 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,839 Are you all right, honey? 186 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,039 If anything happens to my wife, you're... 187 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:25,839 I'm very sorry... 188 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,999 Take it easy? This guy just rammed right into me and my wife. 189 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,679 - Look at the dent. - I see the dent. It's a bad dent. 190 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,839 I'm not excited! Get off my back! 191 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,039 Where's the police? 192 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,559 - (YELLING) - Jesus Christ! 193 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:42,039 Speak English! You're in Brooklyn! 194 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:45,519 We speak English! (SPEAKS YIDDISH) 195 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:49,039 You're not in the old country no more! 196 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,359 This is Brooklyn! 197 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,879 (SHOUTING OVER EACH OTHER) 198 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,845 Miss, could you back? 199 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,239 (CHILD) Mommy, what's wrong? 200 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:08,679 Who were those guys? 201 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,319 Shabbes goys. 202 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,999 (MURRAY) Hey. Is it my imagination, 203 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,199 or do I know you from someplace? 204 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,719 Have I met you before? 205 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,599 You bought my husband's s'farim. 206 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,679 Exactly. Exactly. 207 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,399 I bought your husband's books. 208 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,239 Of course. He died two years ago. 209 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,079 Right. A heart attack. 210 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,839 Oh, Jesus. He was a wonderful rabbi. 211 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,079 A great man. 212 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,279 Hey... hey! I went to the shiva. 213 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,039 I... he had a wonderful collection of books. 214 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,439 I knew... I knew I knew you. 215 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,599 I... what's... 216 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,239 What's the story on his hair? 217 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:47,119 He's got lice or... how big is a louse? 218 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,079 The size of a sesame seed. 219 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,879 - You see? - Oh, Jesus. 220 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,359 You know, I brought gloves. 221 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,679 Because I'm not going to touch these kids. 222 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,719 - I'm not going to touch it. - Don't worry. 223 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,039 They don't usually go for men. 224 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,119 I'm going to wear the gloves anyhow, you know. 225 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,759 The blood. Too acidic. 226 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,041 Hasidic? 227 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,563 (CAR HORNS BLARE) 228 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,159 How do you do? 229 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,879 Hello. Nice to meet you. 230 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:23,519 These are for you. 231 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,319 How sweet. What is that? 232 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,159 The arrangement? It's Japanese. 233 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,839 My friend, Niho, 234 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,042 told me how to make it. 235 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,729 Please come in. Make yourself at home. 236 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,370 Thank you. 237 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,559 - So... - It's a beautiful day. 238 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,159 Yes. 239 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,199 Shame to be inside. 240 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,039 We have a balcony. 241 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,199 Nice. 242 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,879 - So you're a doctor. - Dermatologist. 243 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:08,439 - You have good skin. - My mother had good skin. 244 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,039 Even in her 80s, barely a wrinkle. 245 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,759 You couldn't tell her age. 246 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,119 You were close? 247 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,839 Mm-hmm. 248 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,610 That's unusual. 249 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,450 I've never done this before. 250 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,439 - First time. - Yes. 251 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,799 - Mm-hmm. - Well... 252 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,559 - I understand. - Yeah. 253 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,599 - You do this often. - No. I mean... 254 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,919 So this is kind of a part-time thing. 255 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:42,010 Yes, you could say that. 256 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,239 I... I think I should... 257 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,319 - Let me get you... you want this? - Yeah. 258 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,602 - Same, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 259 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,682 Watch. 260 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,439 I'm married. Did you know that? 261 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:07,599 Uh-huh. Is that your husband? 262 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,079 Claude. He's a mountain climber. 263 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:13,039 Huh. A good-looking man. 264 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,526 Yes. 265 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,279 Do you like the music? I could change it. 266 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,119 No, it's perfect. 267 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,005 - It's instrumental. - Ah, that's better. 268 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,319 Do you want me to take my clothes off? 269 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,439 No, no, not yet. 270 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:36,439 Okay, just... maybe after. 271 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,599 This is so... 272 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,802 high school. 273 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,727 Oh, I, I, I... 274 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,606 - Oh, I... - (MOANS) 275 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,679 I didn't go all the way in high school. 276 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:23,639 It's slow. It's fine. 277 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,683 Relax. 278 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,559 Mortality is a very iffy thing. 279 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,759 I mean, you're here one day, and then something happens, 280 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,239 and the next day you're gone. 281 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,762 And the world goes on without you. 282 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,329 It's a... 283 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,239 You know... 284 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:15,039 actually... 285 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:19,399 when something terrible happens, 286 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,039 you know, like a... 287 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,599 an earthquake, maybe, 288 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:27,799 or... a pogrom, 289 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,479 I think it's not 290 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:33,079 a bad idea sometimes 291 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,799 for a person to reach out. 292 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,279 - To a rabbi? - Sure, a rabbi's good. 293 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,439 A rabbi's good. 294 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,399 But... 295 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,959 I think it's very nice sometimes 296 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,319 to reach out beyond the rabbi. 297 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,599 I mean, something more. 298 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,167 Venture further out. 299 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,001 (DR. PARKER MOANS) 300 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,279 I don't care. 301 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,679 Fuck you. 302 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:13,999 Fuck you, Claude! 303 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,362 (DR. PARKER MOANS) 304 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:28,439 So how long were you up there? Two hours? 305 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,279 Right. Around. 306 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,119 But I'm not sure I understand you. 307 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,839 Are we charging, you know, by the hour? 308 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,319 What, you're asking me? 309 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,839 No. What I assumed, naturally, was that it was, 310 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,879 you know, we be charging per... 311 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,039 you know, per shot. 312 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,719 How many times did you do it with her? 313 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,599 - More than once? - Mm-hmm. 314 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,319 Really? I'm very impressed. 315 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,159 Viagra? 316 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,169 Oh, no. 317 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,999 I... I don't believe this. 318 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,679 You don't even open the envelope. 319 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,159 - Hey, she's your doctor. - Yeah, she's my doctor, 320 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,959 but you know, in today's world, 321 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,879 she could turn out to be a psychopathic ax murderer. 322 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,639 Well, thanks for telling me. 323 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,319 Wait one second. I'm counting. 324 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,559 I... I don't understand this. 325 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,199 Where'd you get the extra 500 bucks? 326 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,079 - Tip. - A tip? 327 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,999 - She tipped you? - Yeah. 328 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,679 She must've really liked you. 329 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,039 - Mm-hmm. - Wow. 330 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,719 You know, I hate to bring this 331 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,519 to your attention, but the general protocol, 332 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,999 certainly among waitresses is they'll pool their tips, 333 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,601 and they split them. 334 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,879 - Take two. - Two. 335 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:37,439 Perfect. I think that's appropriate division. 336 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,759 1,500 for you and 1,000 for me. 337 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:44,039 Very nice day's work, let me tell you. 338 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,519 I... this, you know, 339 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,359 This makes it official. 340 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,719 I'm your ho. 341 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,242 Hey, it's the oldest profession. 342 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,490 Thanks, honey. 343 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,279 You know, I picked out the fabric myself. 344 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,599 Oh, that's beautiful. 345 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,839 I think I was high on acid at the time. 346 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,239 Oh, feel it. It's great. 347 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,439 Yeah, yeah, it's... 348 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:53,326 Yeah, it's stuffed with turkey feathers or something. 349 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,279 (BOYS SCREAM) 350 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,519 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 351 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,643 Wait, calm yourselves. 352 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,999 Oh, a gigolo? It's in the music business. 353 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,399 They, you know, there's the music and lyrics... 354 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,409 - Oh yeah. - And the gigolo parts. 355 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,159 It's me, Fior. Is Murray home yet? 356 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,479 I can't get through to him. He hasn't been picking up. 357 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,639 No, no no no. There's no problem. 358 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,479 All right, just tell him that I called. 359 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,919 Thanks. Bye. 360 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,079 Waiting for someone? 361 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,399 No. 362 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,079 Would you like some company? 363 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,839 - For how long? - An hour or two. 364 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,679 Whatever you like. 365 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,679 Le professione del vechio del mondo. 366 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,247 I don't understand. 367 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,966 I think you do. 368 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,199 Shimshon. How are you? 369 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,359 Good. You going to play baseball, Dovi? 370 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,719 Yeah. 371 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,599 Go, Twisters. 372 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,079 Tell your mother I said hi. 373 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,282 Okay, I will. 374 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,439 Short men always pursued me. 375 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,439 My brothers, who are really tall, would get so upset. 376 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,879 "Why can't you find a tall man?" 377 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,999 Like it's easy. 378 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,119 Good skin? 379 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:23,399 Soft. Silky. 380 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,839 Sense of humor? 381 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,799 Well... 382 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,919 Too much honey, get away from me. 383 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,639 A man needs to be funny, no? 384 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,399 A man needs to be a man, not a woman. 385 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,799 Not a pretty boy. 386 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,239 Perfect. 387 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,799 A beautiful son of a bitch, 388 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,759 He tells you that he loves you, 389 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,279 but he's really thinking something else. 390 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,079 I don't think we got that far. 391 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,679 So, if this... 392 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,479 does he have a name? 393 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,079 Fioravante. 394 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,599 I like it. Sexy. 395 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,599 Mm-hmm. 396 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,639 So... 397 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,439 If this Fioravante... 398 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,319 was an ice cream cone, 399 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:10,319 what flavor would you say that he was? 400 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,999 Pistachio. 401 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,679 Perfect. 402 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,679 Yeah. 403 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,519 Maybe I should try him, hmm? 404 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,159 No? Why not? 405 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,886 Hmm? 406 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,762 Pistachio. 407 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,239 Hey, we're in demand. 408 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,999 Why don't you just announce it? 409 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,079 Yeah, that's a pretty nice-looking lady. 410 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,839 We got another customer. Maybe more. 411 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,199 - Really. How? - Yeah, how? 412 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,199 Word of mouth. Hi, God bless you, girls. 413 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,959 Keep... she likes tall guys. 414 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,479 You know, I mean, you got to see her. 415 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,119 You're not going to believe it. You can't be blasé about this. 416 00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,439 She is... 417 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,159 well-constructed, anatomically. 418 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,879 I mean, I'm talking about, like, a miracle of physics. 419 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,279 I don't know what keeps her up. 420 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,679 Is this Dr. Parker's friend? 421 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,519 Dr. Parker's wealthy friend. 422 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,199 Shh! 423 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,159 Dr. Parker's rich friend. Do me a favor. 424 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,919 Think of it as a performance. 425 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,919 - Uh-huh. - You know? 426 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,119 Because that's what they want. They want you to play act anyhow. 427 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,879 And the billing? 428 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,719 Above the titling. 429 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,559 I'm going to give you a prepared envelope, 430 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,839 and we'll put something in it. 431 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,199 And then if they give you a gratuity or something, 432 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,359 I'll give you a second envelope for that. 433 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,239 I know what you're thinking, but it seems right to charge. 434 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,559 It doesn't always feel right. 435 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,399 Yeah, only because you never did it before. 436 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,919 It's like anything else. A butcher, first day on the job, 437 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,879 he's got to cut up a cow. There's blood, there's bones. 438 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,479 You know, so it's got to be awful. 439 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,879 But he becomes eventually a butcher. 440 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,279 These are vulnerable people. 441 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,799 Well, what, do you feel guilty? 442 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,719 A bit. 443 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:56,119 - Well, that's okay. - I don't have a problem with the money. 444 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,879 - It's just... - Yeah, I know. I know. 445 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,559 It's the morality. I understand. 446 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,879 Because it's a commercial venture. But... But don't think of it that way. 447 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,799 Think of it that you're boosting the ego. 448 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,639 You're helping their self-esteem. 449 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,959 Yeah, maybe that dilutes it. 450 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,279 Yes, that's what I'm saying. 451 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,959 It dilutes it, because... 452 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,279 take a bartender. I hate bartenders. 453 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,919 Do you know why? Because they thrive 454 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,759 on other people's misery. 455 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,319 But... but I can't cast aspersions. 456 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,999 You got to make a living in this life. 457 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,639 Come on, let's have a drink. You look depressed. 458 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,919 - Okay. - Okay. Here, this is Grey Goose. 459 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:34,479 It does not leave a trace on your breath. 460 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,331 - L'chaim. - Okay. 461 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,959 I love it. I love it. Smooth. 462 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,959 - Smooth. Mm-hmm. - So. 463 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,159 Can I tell you what I've been thinking? 464 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,799 - Mm-hmm. - I'm thinking that you need a name. 465 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,199 Yeah, like what kind of name? 466 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,959 You need a name because you're a brand. 467 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,879 You're a product now. You know. A stud's name. 468 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,999 Like Spanish Jack 469 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,279 or Johnny Barracuda or something. 470 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,639 Big dick. You know, something filthy. 471 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,719 Call me Virgil. Virgil Howard. 472 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,439 You know something? Virgil was a guide. 473 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,479 And that's... that's exactly what you do. 474 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,999 Virgil Howard. 475 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,839 We should put that on a marquee. 476 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,519 - What about your name? - Why do I need a name? 477 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,519 Hey. If you're a pimp, you got to have a name. 478 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,119 I don't think of myself as a pimp. 479 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,199 That's what you are. 480 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,999 Technically I'm a pimp. Because... 481 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,559 I always leave that part out. 482 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,199 What about "Bookmaster Mo?" 483 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,159 - You like that? - "Iceberg." 484 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,479 iceberg's good. I like Iceberg. 485 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,399 What about "Dan Bongo?" 486 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,079 I like that. I'll be "Dan Bongo." 487 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,399 It's nice to meet you, Dan. 488 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,999 Hey, Virgil and Dan. 489 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,519 Be the best you can. 490 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,919 I'll drink to that. 491 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,645 (GONG) 492 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,719 Is it you? 493 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,999 - Virgil. - Virgil? 494 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,119 Virgil Howard. 495 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,799 I thought it was Fioravante. 496 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,479 - Once. - Oh, I see. 497 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,399 A new day, a new name. 498 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:07,719 All of us have so many people inside of us bursting to get out. 499 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,684 (DOOR BUZZES) 500 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,599 Buenas noches. 501 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,399 Hola. 502 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,319 You look good. 503 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,479 You look like a man. 504 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,279 Not too pretty. 505 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,359 Gracias. 506 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,439 Do you have any idea 507 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:44,319 what goes on inside a woman's head? 508 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,759 If I did, I wouldn't be here. 509 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,079 (CHUCKLES) Funny. 510 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,442 You're funny. I like that. 511 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,479 A woman is meant to be looked at. 512 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:59,605 Or else she'll just fade away. 513 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,809 Let's see what you can do. 514 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,282 (TANGO MUSIC) 515 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,279 (SELIMA) I just loved when the shorts were short. 516 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,239 Dr. J, he had it all. 517 00:29:54,240 --> 00:30:00,239 The 'fro, the butt, the hands. 518 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,519 How tall are you, Virgil? 519 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,479 Me? I'm 6'1". 520 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,199 No, no, no, let's do this again. 521 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,880 How tall are you, Virgil? 522 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,879 6'6". 523 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,919 You like basketball? 524 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,199 When the ball is shared, yeah. 525 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,199 You're my kind of man. 526 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,039 You play? 527 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,039 A little. 528 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,519 What position? 529 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,039 Forward. 530 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,559 - Power forward? - Mm-hmm. 531 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:37,159 You need to be in shape, aerobicamente. 532 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,879 I don't get tired easily. 533 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,559 Oh, I don't get tired easily, either. 534 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,759 (PHONE RINGS) 535 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,839 Excuse me. 536 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,719 - Hello? - (DR. PARKER) Hey, babe, it's me. 537 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:49,839 - Si. - Is he there? 538 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,079 Yes. Now what? 539 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,079 Yeah, he's here. We're in the middle of the... 540 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,559 I got to talk to you. 541 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,239 Oh. 542 00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,559 What, you're having second thoughts? 543 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,399 I'm having difficulty sharing. 544 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,759 I mean, you gave me his number. 545 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,199 What do you want me to say? 546 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,399 Oh, okay. Yes. 547 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,959 Not without you. 548 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,879 I promise, I promise. 549 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,079 - Okay, babe. - I love you. 550 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,282 I love you, too. 551 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,444 Oh, fuck. 552 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,639 You know, I like it rough. 553 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:31,239 I like a man to be a man. 554 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,119 Got it? 555 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,439 Mm-hmm. 556 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:39,439 Sometimes I even like to be the man. 557 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:43,319 To strap on my gun. 558 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,119 Hmm? 559 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,051 Embrace the mystery. 560 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,289 I'll try. 561 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,119 (MURRAY) We're all just human. 562 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,279 We're all flesh and blood. 563 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:06,159 You know, I'm reminded of the story of Simon Ben Lakish, 564 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,999 the great Jewish gladiator, 565 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,079 who came upon Rabbi Yochman 566 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,759 bathing in the Jordan 567 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,279 and became so excited 568 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,959 he ran, he pounced on him. 569 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,279 I mean, he was all over him, like a Greek. 570 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,159 Yes, but the rabbi offered him his sister instead, 571 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,159 who was more beautiful than Yochman himself. 572 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:30,959 Yes, but my point is that everybody needs contact. 573 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,959 They need love. They need affection. 574 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,639 - They need physical... - Prayer. 575 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,039 Prayer. Sure. Prayer, prayer, prayer. 576 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,319 Passion. Passion. 577 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,959 We need passione. 578 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:43,119 You know, if the blinds are drawn, 579 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:47,119 you know, you got to pull the shade up. 580 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,479 Are you talking about a psychiatrist? 581 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,319 Psychiatrist, psychologist. 582 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,359 Uh, podiatrist. You know. 583 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:59,359 A massage therapist. Some people do yoga. 584 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,239 Do you know such a person? 585 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,039 I do, as a matter of fact. 586 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,479 A healer. 587 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,639 Is he Jewish? 588 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,839 Jewish? Yeah, yeah, he's Sephardic. 589 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,839 The... his family was expelled from Spain. 590 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,559 It was a terrible story, the Inquisition. 591 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,319 A terrible thing. On the run, always. 592 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,719 Fleeing, like Robin Hood. 593 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,919 Robin hood? Who is he? 594 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,679 Robin Hood. You don't know Robin Hood? 595 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:30,199 Robin hood, an Anglo-Saxon in the woods, with the sword, 596 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,159 and the bow and arrow. 597 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,839 Is he expensive? 598 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,761 It's what you call the sliding scale. 599 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,799 See you later. 600 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,439 Okay. See you later, okay? 601 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,719 We're going to be back in just a little bit, okay? 602 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,839 ("SWAY" MUSIC) 603 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,079 ♪ Make me sway ♪ 604 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,519 ♪ Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore ♪ 605 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,599 ♪ Hold me close ♪ 606 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,719 ♪ Sway me more ♪ 607 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,639 (AVIGAL) No, you have to sit in the front. 608 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,604 (MURRAY) Oh. 609 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:19,079 ♪ Stand with me, sway with ease ♪ 610 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,559 ♪ When we dance you have a way with me ♪ 611 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:27,159 ♪ Stay with me, sway with me ♪ 612 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:31,039 ♪ Other dancers may be on the floor ♪ 613 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:35,039 ♪ Given my eyes will see only you ♪ 614 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:39,039 ♪ Only you have the magic technique ♪ 615 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,449 ♪ When we sway I go weak ♪ 616 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:46,599 ♪ I can hear the sound of violins ♪ 617 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:51,239 ♪ Long before it begins ♪ 618 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:54,759 ♪ Make me thrill as only you know how ♪ 619 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,799 ♪ Sway me smooth ♪ 620 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,401 ♪ Sway me now ♪ 621 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,839 You get out of Brooklyn much? 622 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,726 I go to Queens sometimes to visit my husband's grave. 623 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,479 ♪ Other dancers may be on the floor ♪ 624 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:39,359 ♪ Dear, but my eyes will see only you ♪ 625 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,359 ♪ Only you have the magic technique ♪ 626 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,359 ♪ When we sway, I go weak ♪ 627 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:51,199 ♪ I can hear the sound of violins ♪ 628 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,999 ♪ Long before it begins ♪ 629 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,999 ♪ Make me thrill as only you know how ♪ 630 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,759 ♪ Sway me smooth ♪ 631 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,559 Is this his private office? 632 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,128 Oh yes, don't worry. This is completely private. 633 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,319 Hello. 634 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,159 This is Avigal. Avigal, this is Virgil. 635 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,039 That's Avigal. Virgil, Avigal. 636 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,039 - How do you do? - I don't shake hands. 637 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,759 Oh, right, I forgot. 638 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,119 I'm sorry. It's not allowed. 639 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,519 Um, well, so, you know... 640 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,609 - Yeah. Come in. Come in. - Why don't you... 641 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,399 Are you Jewish? 642 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,639 Uh, Sephardic. 643 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:52,399 Donde hay amor, hay dolor. 644 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,959 Is that Ladino? 645 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,759 Yes. 646 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,879 What does that mean? 647 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,289 Where there is love, there is pain. 648 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,521 True. 649 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,639 I should... I should go. 650 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,439 Yeah, that seems like a good idea. 651 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,439 How... you'll be how long, you think? 652 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:19,122 I don't know. Hour, hour and a half. 653 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,439 All right, so what I'll do is... 654 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,119 I'll... maybe I'll walk around. 655 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,079 Or maybe I'll get a cup of coffee downstairs. 656 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,959 And, you know, 657 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,599 so I'm just going to go. 658 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,599 - Okay. - All right. 659 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,280 I'll just leave you two. 660 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,521 It's dark in here. 661 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,639 Would you like a glass of water? 662 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,002 No thanks. 663 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,839 Is that part of the therapy? 664 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,691 When you're ready. 665 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,359 So you're a... 666 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,159 a widow, huh? 667 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,479 Yes. 668 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,319 How long were you married? 669 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,679 18 years. 670 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,159 Children? 671 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,199 Six. 672 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,039 Yeah, six. 673 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,479 I would've had more, but it took me a while 674 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,839 to get pregnant. 675 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,879 Really. 676 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,799 Well. 677 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,047 Why don't you... 678 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,719 make yourself comfortable? 679 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,445 Take your time, and... 680 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,679 I'll wait in the loo. 681 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,168 Get undressed, and you tell me when you're ready. 682 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:18,439 Are you all right? 683 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,881 Mm-hmm. 684 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,809 May I take the sheet off? 685 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,286 Mm-hmm. 686 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,399 (DOVI) You know that guy? 687 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,919 (DENNY) What guy? 688 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,759 (DOVI) The little guy with the glasses. 689 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,759 He's been there over an hour. 690 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,919 Maybe he's trying to get a tan. 691 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,090 And who are you? 692 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,399 Shomrim. What is that? 693 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,439 Neighborhood patrol. 694 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:54,645 Sometimes we go beyond. 695 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,161 (SOBBING) 696 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,599 Here. 697 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,531 Drink some water. 698 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,644 Thank you. 699 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,479 Okay? You all right? 700 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:41,679 Yes. 701 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,531 It's just... 702 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,046 No one... no one has... 703 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,399 for so long. 704 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,719 No one has... 705 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:59,679 Since... Since your husband. 706 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,884 No, not him. 707 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:10,359 Touched me. 708 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:13,530 No one has touched me. 709 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:49,325 No, no. You get up front. 710 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,564 Thank you. 711 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:06,719 Fior, how're you doing? 712 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:08,439 All right. 713 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,119 What'll it be? 714 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,039 The usual. 715 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,039 Heavy on the potatoes. 716 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,879 Two eggs, scrambled soft. 717 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,119 Whole wheat toast, egg cream. 718 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,845 Vanilla! 719 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,759 (DOVI) So... 720 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,850 Denny tells me you're a good plumber. 721 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,479 Yeah, I do a little. 722 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,319 That's good. I got a job. 723 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:38,079 I could maybe use someone who could do a little... 724 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,719 plumbing. 725 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:42,119 You got a card? 726 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,527 No. 727 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,881 Write. 728 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,642 Thanks. I'll be in touch. 729 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,119 Hey, there. 730 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,479 Hey. 731 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,319 The world's a mysterious place. 732 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,839 Mm-hmm. 733 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,279 You didn't see us over there? 734 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,959 I was listening to the music. 735 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,799 Mm-hmm. 736 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,039 I'm with my husband. 737 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,039 Claude? 738 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,799 You remembered. 739 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,039 Tell him I said hi. 740 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,005 Oh, he's the jealous type. 741 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:59,199 It's my birthday. 742 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,767 Happy birthday. 743 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,439 (PHONE RINGING) 744 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,239 (WOMEN) The number you have reached is not in service. 745 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,239 Please check the number and dial again. 746 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,124 Thank you. 747 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,319 - Avigal. - Dovi. 748 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,799 You look very nice. 749 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,119 Thank you. 750 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,239 - Where are you going? - To the city. 751 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:39,079 Ah. The city? What for? 752 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,279 Doctor's appointment. 753 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,839 You need a lift? I... 754 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,639 I can give you a lift in the patrol. 755 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,159 No thank you. I'll take the train. 756 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,959 It's okay. I'll read my book. 757 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,639 You know, every time I speak with you, 758 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,319 it feels like you're always in a rush. 759 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,759 Maybe it's a coincidence. 760 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,519 Could be. 761 00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,919 Makes me think you don't like me. 762 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:02,799 No, it's not that, it's just... 763 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,519 A widow needs time. 764 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,839 Time for what? 765 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,879 Time. 766 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,999 I'm sorry, it's just... 767 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,279 it's been two years. 768 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,679 I grew up right there, Avigal. 769 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,479 Every day, I saw you. 770 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:22,241 We never talked, but I saw you. 771 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:29,519 I know I'm not from a Rebbish home, 772 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,088 Avigal, but I'm... I'm a good person. 773 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,959 Not right now. 774 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,879 If not now, when? 775 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,519 I have to go, Dovi. Sorry, I can't be late. 776 00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,210 See, you're always in a rush. 777 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,879 Make sure you're home before dark. 778 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,686 Why? It's not Shabbos. 779 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,759 Did you attend yeshiva? 780 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,439 Me? 781 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,959 No. No. 782 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,959 How long do you have? 783 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,079 An hour. 784 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,965 An hour and a half. 785 00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:49,799 You know, I didn't expect to see you again so soon. 786 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:53,359 I had a doctor's appointment. 787 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,846 Oh. 788 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,439 You like to read? 789 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:02,641 Mm-hmm. 790 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:05,279 Have you read that one? 791 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,209 I'm not supposed to. 792 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,483 But you did, right? 793 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:15,359 I had to get rid of all my books when I got married. 794 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:19,451 Well, men have never wanted women to read. 795 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,159 Who's this? Your mother? 796 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,879 Mm-hmm. 797 00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,479 She's pretty. 798 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,079 What was she like? 799 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,408 Like? 800 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,759 She was just a woman 801 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,646 who never got the breaks. 802 00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,730 Here we go. 803 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,399 - Here, let me. - I was going to... 804 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,559 Debone it? I don't mind. 805 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,519 It's kosher. 806 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,085 I'll get the... 807 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,366 You show me how you do it. 808 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,559 Hold down the fish with your fork. 809 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:30,321 Take your spoon, no rough edges. 810 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,759 Tease the spoon 811 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:38,239 under the flesh, gently. 812 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:41,279 Lifting the flesh away from the skeleton 813 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,563 until you have a whole filet. 814 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,043 Then flip it over. 815 00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:56,686 Then grab the tail that is still attached to the skeleton. 816 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:02,690 And like a zipper, pull it off. 817 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,999 What about the head? 818 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,879 It's kosher. 819 00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,242 It reminds you to look forward. 820 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,919 A real fish-eater eats the cheeks. 821 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,690 They're the delicacy. 822 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,479 Hmm? 823 00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,523 For me? 824 00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,644 Il boccone del re. 825 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,170 That's "the king's bite." 826 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,886 I knew you weren't a Virgil. 827 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:55,639 Fioravante. What does that mean? 828 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:56,919 Flower. 829 00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:00,599 What kind of flower? 830 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,928 Rudbeckia maxima. 831 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,039 That's a cabbage leaf coneflower. 832 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,999 A big six-foot plant with big blue-green leaves 833 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,079 and bright yellow flowers. 834 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,959 And a big schnoz? 835 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,359 It's just a showpiece. 836 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,608 It doesn't really work. 837 00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,039 When I was in... 838 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,519 sixth grade, 839 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,599 I used to sit next to this girl. 840 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,439 She was Jewish. 841 00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,759 Good. 842 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:36,599 She had beautiful thick brown hair. 843 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:40,559 And I would only look at her straight on 844 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:43,491 because I had seen my nose in a three-way mirror. 845 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,679 You're a good cook. 846 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,919 Thank you. 847 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,919 For a man. 848 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,199 Hmm. 849 00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,679 Do you have any family? 850 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,121 Not anymore. 851 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:09,119 And you're not lonely? 852 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,129 You get used to it. 853 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,083 So this is what you do? 854 00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,686 I guess so. 855 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,885 You bring magic to the lonely. 856 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,639 That's one way to put it. 857 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,320 And you get paid for it. 858 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,491 Sometimes. 859 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,279 I don't have much time left. 860 00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,323 Festina lente. 861 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,444 Hurry slowly, Avigal. 862 00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,726 I like when you say my name. 863 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,848 Rudbeckia maxima. 864 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,239 You're going down, Papa Mo. 865 00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:11,319 I'm killing you. We should be playing for money. 866 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,439 You're not going to get me out, old man. 867 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,399 - (COCO GROWLS) - (MURRAY LAUGHS) 868 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:16,879 Okay, you only missed it by a foot. 869 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,239 Turn around. More, more, more. 870 00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,639 Okay, ready? 871 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:22,759 Strike two. 872 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,919 - You like baseball? - Yeah. 873 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,999 The Spanish guys teach me. 874 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,599 Not like I'm so great or anything, but you know, I could play a little. 875 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,399 Last game, we lost 20 to 3. 876 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,719 Would've been worse, but they got this mercy rule thing. 877 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,039 (GRUNTS) 878 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:40,479 What do you think? Money laundering? 879 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,039 Organ traffic? 880 00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,719 What? 881 00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,251 Avigal? 882 00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,399 That she should be involved in such a thing. 883 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,999 Organ traffic, where do you get that stuff? 884 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,519 - I read it... - Stop talking. 885 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:53,679 (MURRAY) Okay, you guys. 886 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,803 This is going to be my spitter. 887 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,159 - Yeah! - Way to go, Cefus! 888 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,850 Aah! 889 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,039 Shh. Listen to me. 890 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,399 Haitian Day parade... 891 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,359 five bottle rockets I took right to the chest. 892 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,319 Did I cry? Did I make a sound? 893 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,879 Not a peep. I took it. Like a Sabra, I took it. 894 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,401 Don't forget your envelope. 895 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:20,799 You know, it's like candy, 896 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,039 Having sex with you. 897 00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:27,839 You have one piece, and you always want another. 898 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,559 Do you have a girlfriend? 899 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,119 I bet you don't say much. 900 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:36,039 Get them into bed. Make them happy. 901 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,319 And then what? 902 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:42,239 The Portuguese have a word for it. 903 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,839 "Saudade." 904 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,761 Yeah. A longing for something that doesn't exist. 905 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,399 I'm ready. 906 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:54,839 Let's do the ménage. 907 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,959 Call Bongo. 908 00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,119 Bongo? Oh yeah. 909 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,679 Murray. 910 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,719 Dan Bongo. 911 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,839 Have a piece of dark chocolate. 912 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,485 It's good for you. 913 00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:13,599 You know, you're top shelf. 914 00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,479 Hard to reach. 915 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,489 That's what makes you so good. 916 00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,239 - Hi. - Hello. 917 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,808 Gather round. These are your kids? 918 00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:40,119 We're going to divide up into two teams 919 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,084 and play baseball, okay? 920 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,279 What do you think? 921 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,079 - (MUTTERING) - We don't play baseball. 922 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,159 We're very serious people. We have to study. 923 00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,679 Dovi plays. Go, Twisters. 924 00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,359 It's a waste of time. 925 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:56,839 Sometimes wasting time 926 00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,319 is healthy for the body. It's good. 927 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:02,279 I don't understand the concept of competition. 928 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,959 He doesn't understand the concept. 929 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,759 You're overanalyzing. 930 01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,759 - Blacks against whites. - No, no. 931 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,359 - (YELLING) - That's not going to happen. 932 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,999 Not a good idea. That's amazing. 933 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,879 This is why fascism gets a toehold all the time. 934 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,159 You be on his side. I want to break this up. 935 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,919 I want to get a little Rainbow Coalition here, guys, okay? 936 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:25,363 Which one of these chosen people do you want to play with? 937 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:53,479 I couldn't wait to see you again. 938 01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:56,319 Ever see what's his name play? Kevin Youkilis? 939 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,039 The Red Sox? You know, he's got a... 940 01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:01,050 You know, kind of a shifty thing here. 941 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,079 Here. 942 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,039 For me? 943 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:08,969 Yeah. 944 01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,119 Lower your head. Bend over. 945 01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,999 Put your... put your head up. 946 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,839 Down there. Ease up. That's right. That's right. 947 01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:24,079 Okay, now, I'll throw a couple to you. 948 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:27,199 Bend over. You look like a question mark. 949 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:30,079 All right. 950 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,282 - Ready? - (BOY) Aim low! 951 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,039 De la rosa sale el espino. 952 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:40,799 Del espino sale la rosa. 953 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:44,079 From the rose comes the thorn, 954 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:47,284 from the thorn comes the rose. 955 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,999 You're beautiful. 956 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,282 You're really beautiful. 957 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,884 - Avigal... - Shh. 958 01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,639 You see me. 959 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:20,279 I don't have to be someone else. 960 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,801 That's enough. 961 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,639 Kiss me. 962 01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:31,320 Let me look at you first. 963 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:47,959 The mishna warns a married woman never to appear outside her home 964 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,479 with her hair visible. 965 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:54,119 Your husband, Avigal, 966 01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:56,129 is gone. 967 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,559 Well, is he coming or not? 968 01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:49,439 I'm so excited. 969 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:51,079 (MURRAY) Absolutely. 970 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,359 Yeah, we're completely ready. 971 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,759 And the menage is on. 972 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,879 Hey, I only wish I was there. 973 01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:00,599 Oh, Mr. Bongo. 974 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,159 You're nasty. 975 01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:04,719 I'm... I am, but you're the one who suggested it. 976 01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,879 Tell me. Have you ever... 977 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:09,599 done it before? You know... 978 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,439 ménage a trois? 979 01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:15,399 Yeah, in 1977, during a blackout. 980 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,599 We... nobody could see anything. 981 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,039 But it was still very pleasant. 982 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,959 (CHUCKLES) You're naughty. 983 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,199 Hey, you do remember that 984 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:29,609 a threesome is 2,000 bucks. 985 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,445 (HUMMING) 986 01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:03,639 What is this? 987 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,599 I think you've got the wrong guy. 988 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:07,599 I've already been circumcised. 989 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,119 (MAN) Come on, come on, come on. 990 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,799 Enough talk. In, in, in. 991 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,759 Get in. In. Good. 992 01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:15,119 (MUTTERING) 993 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:18,239 (MURRAY) What'd I do? Break the dietary laws? 994 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,119 (MAN) He's loose! He's moving! 995 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,079 He's on the loose! He's on the run! 996 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,327 Get him, get him! 997 01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:27,159 A number of rabbis have questions for you. 998 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,959 Serious questions. 999 01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:30,559 We have your consent, right? 1000 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:33,399 I don't know what's going on. 1001 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,999 I want to speak to my lawyer, Sol Hirsch. 1002 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,679 If it was up to me, I'd tie you to a stone 1003 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:40,159 and leave you on the side of the road. 1004 01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,719 David had five smooth stones. 1005 01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,759 (SPEAKS YIDDISH) 1006 01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:46,599 I got this. 1007 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:47,999 Hey, look, that's not funny. 1008 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:52,079 I... I have no idea what crime I've committed. 1009 01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:54,079 Crime? 1010 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,319 There's a certain woman 1011 01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:58,603 in our community, a widow, a very special woman. 1012 01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:03,359 I've never seen her smile, not like this. 1013 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:04,846 But what you're doing... 1014 01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:08,003 it's not right. 1015 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,211 (SIREN WAILING) 1016 01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:14,159 - I'm coming! - Come on, hurry up! 1017 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,319 Youkilis! 1018 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,359 Watch this! 1019 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,199 Whoo! 1020 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,719 Tell Murray to be careful. 1021 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,399 Dovi is looking for him. 1022 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:26,279 (FIORAVANTE) Dovi? Who's that? 1023 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:29,639 He's the man in charge of the neighborhood patrol. 1024 01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:31,639 We grew up together. 1025 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:33,080 Does he like you? 1026 01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,239 I don't know. 1027 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:40,039 Yes, very much. 1028 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,561 Why? Are you jealous? 1029 01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:46,451 A little. 1030 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:50,199 Good. 1031 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,767 I'm sorry I put you in this position. 1032 01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:56,159 Don't be. 1033 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:58,839 Will you be okay? 1034 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:02,079 I wish to know you more. 1035 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:05,090 But I'm happy you're a little bit in my life. 1036 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,245 Me too. 1037 01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:18,767 (SHIMSHON) Here comes high... 1038 01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:22,804 (PHONE RINGS) 1039 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,919 - Hello? - (FIORAVANTE) Hey. 1040 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:28,999 - Hey, Fior. - Is Murray home yet? 1041 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,199 I can't get through to him. 1042 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,879 He just ran out to get me some milk. He should be back in a minute. 1043 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:34,599 - Everything all right? - Mm-hmm. 1044 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,599 You should see this couch he bought me. 1045 01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,119 Things are really looking up. 1046 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,279 Yeah. They really are. 1047 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,879 - Everything okay? - Yeah. 1048 01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:43,239 Let me know when he calls. 1049 01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:45,522 Okay. Bye-bye. 1050 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,639 Mom. 1051 01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:51,159 My butt hurts. 1052 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,959 Mm-hmm, that's what I told you about not eating your vegetables. 1053 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,439 No vegetables, no poop. 1054 01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,279 I know, Mom. Sometimes I'm stubborn. 1055 01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:01,159 I know. 1056 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,639 Yeah, what's up, Fior? 1057 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,799 You haven't heard from Murray, have you? 1058 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:08,119 No, why, is he in trouble? 1059 01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,839 (DRIVER) Shit, overheated. 1060 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,119 Does he need representation? 1061 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,839 - Can you deal with this? - I'll try, man. 1062 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:14,359 Yeah, well, he's disappeared. 1063 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,519 I think it's, like, an orthodox thing or something. 1064 01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,359 - Satmar or Lubovitch? - Satmar. 1065 01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:19,919 Ay, those people are serious. 1066 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,159 You know, they wear those big furry hats. 1067 01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,799 I'll make a couple of phone calls. 1068 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:26,079 Well, what should I do? 1069 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:27,759 You fill me in and then wait by the phone. 1070 01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:29,719 I know you want to help, but if this is sit-down. 1071 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:32,207 I'm sorry, you're not invited. 1072 01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:35,682 (DANCE MUSIC RINGTONE) 1073 01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:42,679 - Who's this? - Othella. Who are you? 1074 01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:44,319 Who am I? Nobody. 1075 01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:48,279 I'm trying to reach Mo. Is this 917 292-1413? 1076 01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:50,679 - Is Mo there? - She's looking to talk with you. 1077 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:53,199 What's going on? I don't want to know what's going on. 1078 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:54,519 But don't hurt him. 1079 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:56,919 Okay? You touch him, you touch one hair on his body, 1080 01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:58,519 you're going to have to answer to me. 1081 01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:01,079 I will pull a Michael Corleone on you. 1082 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:03,119 Michael Corleone? Who's that? 1083 01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:04,839 - Is that a threat? - Yeah, it's a threat! 1084 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,359 The Godfather. 1085 01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:07,839 Never heard of him. 1086 01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:10,039 - Everything all right, Mom? - Everything is fine. 1087 01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:12,719 She doesn't sound Jewish. 1088 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,524 (PHONE RINGS) 1089 01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:17,679 - Othella? - Murray? 1090 01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,039 - Yes. - What's going on? 1091 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:19,919 No, no, no. It was... 1092 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:23,199 It was an old friend that I ran into from yeshiva. 1093 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,479 - An old yeshiva friend... - Mm-hmm. I don't believe you. 1094 01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:26,479 Why would I be lying? 1095 01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:28,759 - She thinks I'm lying. - You are lying. 1096 01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:31,319 - Are you on your way home? - No no no. 1097 01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:32,719 Something's come up, 1098 01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:36,199 and I'm going to be home later. 1099 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:37,719 When? 1100 01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:38,759 When am I coming home? 1101 01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:40,485 If you're coming home. 1102 01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:46,079 (MAN) Come on, come on. 1103 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:48,039 Get him out, get him out. 1104 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,119 Why are you taking me here? 1105 01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:52,607 Wh... what holiday is this? 1106 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,919 Sol. Am I glad to see you. 1107 01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,239 - How did you hear? - Well, I got a call. 1108 01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:02,079 Fior filled me in. 1109 01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:03,879 You put him on the game and you don't tell me? 1110 01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:05,879 You don't what I went through to get here today. 1111 01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,119 My car died. So I hopped on the Brighton Beach express. 1112 01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:09,599 Transferred to the 48. 1113 01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,759 Under Jewish law, you're entitled to counsel. 1114 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:13,079 Pro bono, of course. 1115 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,681 Yeah, you'll pay me by the hour. 1116 01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:21,803 (WOMEN LAUGH) 1117 01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:30,599 (CLEARS THROAT) Is anybody here? 1118 01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:32,848 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 1119 01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:49,479 Take off your clothes. 1120 01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:51,319 And your socks. 1121 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:53,799 (SELIMA) Black socks are disgusting. 1122 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:57,639 Come. She's so soft, like a stuffed animal. 1123 01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,729 Come, touch her. Touch her. 1124 01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:09,369 (GAVEL POUNDS) 1125 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,479 We are gathered here 1126 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:16,799 with our brethren 1127 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:20,721 and one who has wandered far from his tribe 1128 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:26,599 to commence this Din Torah. 1129 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:30,319 You the accused, state your name. 1130 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:33,519 My name? 1131 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,039 Murray. 1132 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:38,639 Murray what? 1133 01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:40,639 Schwartz. 1134 01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:41,999 Can I put my laundry down? 1135 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,519 (RABBIS) Gesundheit. 1136 01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:48,519 Murray Schwartz, are you proud to be a Jew? 1137 01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:50,959 (CLEARS THROAT) I'm proud, 1138 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,719 and I'm also scared. 1139 01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:56,839 Do you celebrate the Holy Shabbos? 1140 01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:58,679 I... I would love to, 1141 01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:01,359 but, you know, a guy's gotta make a living. 1142 01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,679 (CHIEF REBBE) When King Solomon ruled the world, 1143 01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:06,679 if you broke the law, 1144 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:10,719 committed adultery, murder, incest, 1145 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,159 - (RABBI) Transvestism... - (CHIEF REBBE) Idolatry... 1146 01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:15,559 - Bestiality... - Pimpdom... 1147 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:17,559 You were finished! 1148 01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:19,039 Ver gerharget! 1149 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,359 Stoned by the mob. 1150 01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,399 (SOL) It's really rarely, rarely enforced. 1151 01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:24,719 Maybe once every 70 years. 1152 01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:27,519 I mean, otherwise we're accused of barbarism. 1153 01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:28,719 (DR. PARKER) Aah! 1154 01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:30,879 You're completely blonde down there. 1155 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,359 Yeah, that's why I make Anthony do the highlights, 1156 01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:36,599 - So that it matches. - I can't believe we're doing this. 1157 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:39,559 This was your idea. You called Bongo. 1158 01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:42,081 I did. Mm-hmm. 1159 01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:00,759 I'm sorry, I just... 1160 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:03,122 What's the matter, baby? 1161 01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:08,809 I can't. 1162 01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,719 Preoccupied? 1163 01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:16,279 These things happen. I'm psychic. 1164 01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,639 Maybe it's the money. 1165 01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,559 - Mm-hmm. - Maybe the money's blocking him. 1166 01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:23,599 Listen, we can do it for free if that's going to make you feel better. 1167 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,484 - Mm-hmm. - No, it's not. 1168 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:30,239 - You don't like us anymore? - No. 1169 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:32,759 He's in love. 1170 01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:35,167 You think, like real love? 1171 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,169 Yeah. 1172 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,131 Look at him. 1173 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:48,519 That's beautiful. 1174 01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:50,799 I'm so happy for you. 1175 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,479 Yeah. 1176 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:55,279 (CHIEF REBBE) Has this man ever studied his oral law? 1177 01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:56,839 (SOL) I have, and I find it 1178 01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:58,399 a dialectical taffy-pull. 1179 01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,159 I mean, I have been taught since I was a kid 1180 01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,199 that sex is filthy and forbidden, 1181 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:04,359 and I think that's the way it should be. 1182 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:05,839 And in my opinion, 1183 01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:07,999 the filthier and the more forbidden it is, 1184 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,599 the more exciting it is. 1185 01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:11,879 I don't think this is the group to push that point. 1186 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:14,686 - I'm not a scholar... - Enough already! 1187 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,439 (RABBIS MUTTER) 1188 01:14:20,440 --> 01:14:23,086 Was there fornication? 1189 01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:28,199 The question is, was there fornication? 1190 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,399 Was there fornication? 1191 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:32,359 There was no fornication! 1192 01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:35,564 May I speak on my own behalf? 1193 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,568 Please, proceed. 1194 01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:48,244 There was a breach of modesty. 1195 01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:52,731 I was alone with a man. 1196 01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:58,199 He saw my head uncovered. 1197 01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:00,199 You took off your sheytil? 1198 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:01,399 Yes. 1199 01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,079 And your body. 1200 01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:06,090 Did he see it uncovered? 1201 01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:09,999 He placed his hands on my back. 1202 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,759 It was bare? 1203 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:12,999 Yes. 1204 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,759 (RABBI) You did that knowing full well 1205 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:17,719 that what you were doing was a violation? 1206 01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:18,839 (AVIGAL) I did. 1207 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:21,771 And you allowed yourself to be touched? 1208 01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:25,199 Yes. 1209 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:27,119 And what, may I ask, 1210 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:29,641 happened next? 1211 01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:37,719 I cried. 1212 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:40,039 From shame? 1213 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:42,971 No. 1214 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:54,440 From loneliness. 1215 01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:59,524 (FRENCH SINGING) 1216 01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:05,769 I got jealous. 1217 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,279 It's hard for a man to understand a woman, 1218 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:14,448 you know? 1219 01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:20,079 What goes on, you know, the... 1220 01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:21,439 the feelings. 1221 01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:24,405 I know, I know, I'm boring. 1222 01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:30,759 But if a man can't get a woman 1223 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,486 out of his guts... 1224 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,519 if he can't get her out of his heart, 1225 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:38,679 it means something. 1226 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:39,961 Right? 1227 01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:44,689 I'm in love with you, okay? 1228 01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:49,159 All right? 1229 01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:51,159 I know, I know, maybe you don't love me, but... 1230 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:52,879 Just be quiet. 1231 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:56,323 I never said I didn't love you. 1232 01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:01,488 Really? 1233 01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:09,523 Oof. 1234 01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:13,321 (DOORBELL BUZZES) 1235 01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:17,005 Who is it? 1236 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,729 I've come to say goodbye. 1237 01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:37,479 You didn't have to do that. 1238 01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:39,842 I wanted to. 1239 01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:46,569 What are you going to do? 1240 01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,279 I don't know. 1241 01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:51,641 Something. 1242 01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:55,839 Donde hay amor, 1243 01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:57,246 hay dolor. 1244 01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:02,331 It's true. 1245 01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:10,249 Goodbye, Fioravante. 1246 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,680 Goodbye, Avigal. 1247 01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:26,839 Take care of her. 1248 01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:28,769 Don't worry, I will. 1249 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:42,530 You're not really Jewish, are you? 1250 01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:47,085 I'm not sure. 1251 01:20:48,440 --> 01:20:51,610 Huh. 1252 01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:04,482 Then we add the chocolate syrup. 1253 01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,199 - Thank you. - Enjoy. You're welcome. 1254 01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:18,291 So, you're leaving, right? 1255 01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:19,439 Yep. 1256 01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:22,199 I'm gonna miss you. 1257 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:26,119 Me too. 1258 01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:28,479 I mean, I don't know what to say. 1259 01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:31,759 There's nothing to say. You just water it. 1260 01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:35,399 I'm done. The show's closed. 1261 01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,119 So first the bookstore, 1262 01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:39,448 then Virgil and Bongo... 1263 01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:41,919 although that was probably, 1264 01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:44,439 in retrospect, a crazy idea. 1265 01:21:44,440 --> 01:21:47,279 Who knows? 1266 01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:48,919 You're definitely going, right? 1267 01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:50,479 That's right. 1268 01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:53,119 So that's funny, because when you're friendly 1269 01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:55,119 with somebody for a long time, 1270 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:59,039 what happens is, you develop a, you know, 1271 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:00,439 like, a shorthand or something, 1272 01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:03,279 a close communication. 1273 01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:05,959 You... You understand one another 1274 01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:08,970 in a... 1275 01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:13,599 You go and look up the little Tunisian girlfriend? 1276 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,599 I don't know. I mean, I... 1277 01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:18,167 It's funny, I can only speak to her in present tense. 1278 01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:20,959 Well, maybe if you spoke to her properly, 1279 01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:23,003 you'd find that you didn't like her. 1280 01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:25,205 That's a possibility. 1281 01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:27,319 You know, I have a theory 1282 01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:30,319 that sometimes when you don't understand 1283 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:31,679 what the other person is saying, 1284 01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:34,799 very often that's a tremendous advantage. 1285 01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:36,206 Yeah. 1286 01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:44,559 "Cherries in the Snow." 1287 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:47,199 - Ca vous plait. - Oui. 1288 01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:49,279 - Merci. - D'accord. 1289 01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:50,679 Ah, tu parles Francais? 1290 01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:54,039 Mmm, petit peu. 1291 01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:57,239 A gentleman. That's very nice. 1292 01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:59,359 Are you from around here? 1293 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:02,530 Yeah. Why do you ask? 1294 01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,199 Just being neighborly, and I'm thinking, 1295 01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:10,199 if you ever need a plumber, 1296 01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,999 this is the guy. He's great. A fantastic plumber. 1297 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,959 Oh yeah? Well, that's good to know 1298 01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:16,359 'cause they're hard to come by. 1299 01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:19,399 - Absolutely. - Mm-hmm. 1300 01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:20,879 What's your name? 1301 01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:23,719 (BOTH) Fioravante. 1302 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:25,599 That's lovely. Is that yours? 1303 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:28,079 He... he got that for me. He gave me that. 1304 01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:30,408 Mmm. 1305 01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:34,519 You don't look like a plumber, really. 1306 01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:37,839 That's because he also does electrical. 1307 01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:39,399 - Oh. Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm. 1308 01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:41,399 And you come together, in a package? 1309 01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:44,079 You know, he's shy. So I handle the dialogue... 1310 01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:45,879 He's shy? He doesn't look shy. 1311 01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:48,079 - I'm not shy. - No, actually you're right. 1312 01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:51,079 The truth of the matter is that he's not shy. 1313 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:52,879 I'm the shy one of the two. 1314 01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:54,399 You are flirting with me. 1315 01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:55,879 - No. - Yes. 1316 01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:58,439 I am. I am. You can tell, right? 1317 01:23:58,440 --> 01:24:00,768 Oh yeah. I can tell. 1318 01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:05,279 Um, hey, sweetheart, 1319 01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:09,239 can I... can I give you our card just in case 1320 01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:11,439 you need any plumbing work 1321 01:24:11,440 --> 01:24:14,039 or any electrical wiring. 1322 01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:15,479 "Virgil and Bongo." 1323 01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:17,599 (MURRAY) Yeah, ask in the neighborhood about us. 1324 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:19,159 You know, we don't bite. No problem. 1325 01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:23,126 Okay. I will. 1326 01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:25,599 (MURRAY) Au-re-wah-wah. 1327 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:26,759 (LAUGHS) 1328 01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:27,999 (FIORAVANTE) Au revoir. 1329 01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:29,690 (MURRAY) Yes, definitely. 1330 01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:43,605 Wow. 1331 01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:50,239 This definitely could be the beginning of a very beautiful relationship... 1332 01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:51,885 between the three of us. 1333 01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:57,399 But... 1334 01:24:57,400 --> 01:24:58,639 you know... 1335 01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:01,411 when is it that you're leaving? 1335 01:25:02,305 --> 01:25:08,752 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org