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Okay, I'm going to ask you
to take a deep breath in.

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And you can let it go.

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Should I do it again?

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No, one is good.

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<i>...upset about?
Apparently...</i>

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...we had this fundraiser...

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...and I brought cupcakes,
she brought cake pops.

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And she's like,
"That's too similar."

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I'm like,
"No, a cupcake is a cupcake.

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A cake pop is cake
with a stick in it."

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Cynthia? I'm going to ask you
to scooch down the table...

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Mmm-hmm.
...and turn over, please.

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We are grown women and we're
fighting about cake pops.

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Let's get over it already!
But the real issue is...

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...her daughter Alicia
is a very nice girl,

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but not very smart,
whereas my daughter...

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Hey, Eva.
Nice to see you.

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Hey.
Come on up.

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How's everything?

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Great.

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Excuse me.

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Hey, Mom.

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Where are you going?

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To a party with Sarah and Will,

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so they don't have to be alone.

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Want to come?

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Why?

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Because you're leaving soon,
and I want to be with you.

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I'm good, thanks.

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Have fun.
Thanks, honey.

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<i>She's driving us totally crazy.</i>

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We can't find anything.

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She puts things in
the weirdest places.

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Like, if I leave my
bracelet in the kitchen,

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she'll put it in
a kitchen drawer!

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Why can't you just do it?

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I always do it. I fired the gardener.
It's not fair.

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We want to fire her,
and he won't do it.

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It's not hard for you. Why
does it have to be fair?

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You should do it because
it's hard for you.

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Oh, please.

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You're a grownup.
You can fire a maid.

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That's the definition
of maturity?

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Firing your friggin' maid?

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Sarah, is this
color good on me?

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You look good.
You look pretty.

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That's good.
That's a nice look.

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Whose party is this, anyway?

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He's a book editor and she's an
interior designer. They know everybody.

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Maybe some single men are here.
No.

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Oh, shit, I see a patient.

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Oh, will you show me?

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Show me who.

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Come on, introduce me.
Stop looking. No.

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God, you're such a wet blanket.

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Oh, lookit! There's that
lady from my gym. What is...

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Okay, bye.
Bye.

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What is her name?

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Oh, it's Hilary.

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Hilary? Hilary!

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Eva! Hi.

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It's so weird to see you here.

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Eva, this is Marianne.
Marianne, Eva.

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How are you? Good.
Nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you.

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Eva is an incredible,
incredible masseuse.

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Wonderful.
Thank you very much.

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Excuse me a second. I have,
I have to find a bathroom.

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That was abrupt.

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Oh, my goodness! Look at
those shoes and that outfit.

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With the purse?
It looks so nice.

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Thank you. I should
bring you everywhere.

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I love your outfit, too. Oh.

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So you're a masseuse?

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I am, yeah.

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Yeah?

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And what is it you do?

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I'm a poet.

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Oh. And I'm a dreamer.

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No, really.

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You're really a poet?

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I am.

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You do it for a living?

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I do.
Wow!

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You do, I don't. You're
a poet, now I know it.

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Good one.

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Feel free to steal it.

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Can I give that to you?
Thank you.

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Guess what?

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What? I think I just
got a new client.

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Yeah? Where?

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Ah, right there.

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She looks clean.

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She's really nice and funny,
she's got great taste.

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And very attractive.

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I bet you think all the
women here are attractive.

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Pretty much.

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Hold this. There's not one man
at this party I'm attracted to.

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Will.

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Hey! Jason!

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This is Albert.
Hi.

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How's it going?
How are you? Hi.

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So, this is a nice party. Got all
the nice white balls hanging down.

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Eva was just telling
me that there are

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no men at the party
she's attracted to.

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Okay.

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I don't know why you would
make that announcement, but...

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Is that unusual?

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No, actually, it's not unusual.
No offense.

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No, that's okay. There's no one
here I'm attracted to, either.

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Yeah, it's kind of
an ugly crowd, really.

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Jason, you have a kid
in college, right?

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Two. Yeah.

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I have one leaving in the fall.

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I do, too!

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That's all I have.
Me, too.

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Come on. Your kids are supposed to go away.
That's healthy.

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No. Shut up.

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Yeah, shut up.

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Do the guys get boners? No.

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Haven't we been over this? Yes.

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I get so nervous with massages.

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I'm afraid I'm
going to get a boner.

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You are? Absolutely. Absolutely.

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Do they hit on you?

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Okay, you're starting
to depress me.

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No, they don't hit on me.
They don't get boners, either.

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I do have one guy who has like a hundred
stairs going up to his house...

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...and he never helps me
carry my massage table.

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Did you ever ask him to?

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She shouldn't have to!
No, I shouldn't have to!

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Bye, guys.
Thank you. Love you.

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Bye, honey!

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Bye, Eva!
Thanks for the ride.

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You're welcome, Chloe.

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Oh, Maddy Price!

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You littered, honey.

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What did you say?

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I said, pick up your trash.
You're not British.

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What a bitch.

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Come on in.
Thank you.

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Nice to see you.
You, too.

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You can just put your table
clown there if you want.

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Would you mind
taking your shoes off?

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Not at all.

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Thank you.
And your socks, too.

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Do you want some iced tea?

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That sounds good.
Thank you.

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I'm so happy you called.

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Most people usually just
take my card to be polite.

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Well, I'm not polite.

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Oh, my, isn't this nice!

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Wow.

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Thank you!

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Just make yourself
at home, look around.

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I'm going to go change.

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Everything is so pretty!
Can I live here?

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That tea's kind
of fabulous, too.

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I'm dating this guy.
He has no sense of humor.

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That can be a dealbreaker.

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I don't know what to
do... he's very sweet.

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Sweet can be good.

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Maybe you can find someone
else to tell you jokes.

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Are you married?

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Divorced. Ten years.

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Are you still friends?

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No, not really.

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We share a daughter,
but other than that...

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...it's hard to believe that I
ever had a laugh with that man...

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...let alone
create a child.

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I know what you mean about your ex.
We had zero in common.

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I don't know how lever had a
real conversation with him.

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It's crazy, right?

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I'd like to call you pretty
soon if it's all right.

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My right shoulder
is still very tight.

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You should ice it tonight.

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And drink plenty of water.

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It's important
to stay hydrated.

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Of course. Hey, do you want some chervil?
I'm drowning in it.

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Sure.

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I'll just give
you what I've cut.

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I don't have anything
to put it in, but...

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Oh, that's ideal.
Thank you.

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Lovely. Thank you.

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Thank you so much.

187
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What is chervil? She said
she was drowning in it.

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It's a herb.

189
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A what? <i>An herb.</i>

190
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How long have you known me?

191
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I can't understand
a damn thing you say.

192
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Oh, my God.

193
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:27,466
Everything in that house was gorgeous.
I wanted everything.

194
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She has no cellulite!

195
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How can that be?

196
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<i>I've never seen
anything like it.</i>

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Nothing.

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Will told me some guy you met
at the party wants your number.

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<i>Jason's friend, I think.</i>

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00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:42,986
That's so funny. We both said we
weren't attracted to each other.

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I don't know what to do.
He's kind of fat.

202
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:47,580
He is?

203
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:48,917
He's got this big belly.

204
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,322
<i>Well, you've got
nothing to lose.</i>

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No, but he does.

206
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Your light came on.
You got a patient.

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00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,997
<i>Better get a move on.</i>

208
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,860
What happens if you
never go out there?

209
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,772
Do they...

210
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,832
Was that inappropriate?

211
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,134
Bye.

212
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:11,346
I'm sorry about this. I swear to
God I made a dinner reservation.

213
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,174
No, it's okay.
It's fine.

214
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,785
What about you?
What do you do?

215
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,016
I work at the American
Library of Cultural History.

216
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,456
The what? Exactly. It's kind
of a television library.

217
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,559
Do you watch a lot of TV?

218
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,462
No, it's television history.

219
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,192
What's on now, I have no clue.

220
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,863
I tried to watch one of those
<i>Housewives of Idiot Town...</i>

221
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:41,202
...but I got so depressed, I thought
I was going to jump off a building.

222
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:45,038
I know what you mean. I tried to
watch one with my daughter...

223
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...and I could not believe
what I was watching!

224
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:52,821
No brains, and the fake
cheekbones and fake boobs.

225
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,556
Do you like fake boobs?

226
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,060
No. I like real boobs.

227
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,896
I have real boobs.

228
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,603
That's working out for us then.

229
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,240
How long have
you been divorced?

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00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,901
About four years.

231
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,574
Was it mutual?

232
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,406
Not really. No.

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Can I have her number?

234
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:24,852
Of course.

235
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,921
Imagine the time
that would save.

236
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,680
We should all put
a sign on our necks

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with what's wrong with us.
Get it all out there.

238
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,856
Good idea. What
would your sign say?

239
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,258
I don't know. I'm a slob.
I have ear hair.

240
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,763
There are things
to get rid of that.

241
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,437
Researched, taken care of.

242
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,540
So you're a slob, huh?

243
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,933
Not like a dirty hoarder slob.

244
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,106
What kind?

245
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,441
A normal disorganized one.

246
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,204
Does your daughter
live with you?

247
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Half the time.

248
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:58,286
It aggravates her sometimes. She and
her mother are very, very neat.

249
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,955
As a matter of fact,
their favorite store...

250
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,456
...I don't know,
it's... it's the store

251
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,791
with all the empty
boxes and storage.

252
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,396
The Container Store?

253
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,294
Yes. The Container Store.

254
00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:14,629
The store that sells crap you can put
your crap in so you can buy more crap.

255
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,567
I love that store!
I love crap.

256
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:21,472
So did my ex-wife, and she puts it in
lovely, flowery and expensive boxes.

257
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:26,307
You should know, they have things
in sort of manly designs there.

258
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:27,642
Manly designs?

259
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:31,480
Yeah, like browns,
and little cowboy designs.

260
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,980
Little cowboys.

261
00:13:34,304 --> 00:13:36,248
I mean, come on. It's hard
to live with somebody,

262
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,484
don't you think?
People's habits are...

263
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,988
Okay, listen to this.
I like guacamole.

264
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,667
But I don't like the onions in
guacamole, so I take a chip...

265
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,994
...and swirl it
around and separate

266
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,928
the onions from
the guacamole...

267
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:53,001
...so I can eat it. Now,
that drove her bananas.

268
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,609
It sounds pretty harmless.

269
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,838
I thought so, but by the end of
our marriage, it made her gag.

270
00:13:58,104 --> 00:13:59,777
That's not nice.

271
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,519
You have...

272
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:06,954
...lovely hands.

273
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,126
I thought, as a masseuse,
you'd have big,

274
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,450
muscular hands,
but they're very lovely.

275
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,452
Thank you.

276
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,624
You have nice hands, too.

277
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,027
Thank you.

278
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,027
Kind of like paddles.

279
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,870
Did they just turn
the music louder?

280
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:29,041
No, I think you just got older.

281
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,308
Excuse me! Do you mind turning
down the music a little?

282
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,583
I'm old.

283
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,387
No, I'm sorry.

284
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:44,389
No, you're sorry I'm old or that
you won't turn the music down?

285
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,560
I'm not allowed to
change it, ma'am.

286
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,565
He's so nice!

287
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,894
I find I don't
like younger people.

288
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,193
Eh?

289
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,564
I'm sorry, I picked
the wrong restaurant.

290
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,243
I'm having a great time.
This is delicious.

291
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,907
I can't hear what
you're saying, but...

292
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,343
That's probably why you're
having a great time.

293
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,182
What is this, tomatoes?

294
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,254
Tomatoes?
It's watermelon.

295
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,084
That's croutons next to it.

296
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,354
Doesn't that
defeat the purpose?

297
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,429
It's nonfat yogurt, not ice cream.
You can put stuff on it.

298
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,527
That looks good, man.

299
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,437
What? What?

300
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,197
People tasting?

301
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:32,937
Take a chance.
Put something in your bowl.

302
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,703
You're not buying a house.

303
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,103
He's happy.

304
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,380
I know. Give me this.

305
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,887
They have to test the flavors,
there's millions of them.

306
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,613
Very Berry Sorbet, and...

307
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,789
This is my daughter.

308
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,892
<i>Wowie kazowie!</i>
She's stunning! Lucky you.

309
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,121
She looks like her
mother, thank God.

310
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,956
Here's mine.

311
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,629
Right there.

312
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,234
She's beautiful.

313
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,803
You got any money?

314
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,732
I'm kidding.

315
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,966
Oh, my God.

316
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,409
I had such a good time.
That was really fun.

317
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,578
I thought so, too.

318
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,989
I'm not sure.

319
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,321
Okay.

320
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,494
I mean...

321
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,663
...I mean, maybe.

322
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:34,936
I understand.

323
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,169
It's just... I'm not sure.

324
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,841
I get it.
I'm not deaf.

325
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,142
I'm a little deaf in...

326
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,174
Thank you very much.

327
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:50,845
I like your paddles.

328
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,158
I like your ass.

329
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,526
My God.

330
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,454
Well, thank you.

331
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,031
Good night.

332
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,032
Hi!

333
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,475
Hi.
Hi.

334
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,902
How was it?

335
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,036
Fine.

336
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,549
I mean, if he hooks up with someone
else, I'll feel like an idiot.

337
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,377
So don't do it.

338
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,510
What are you talking about?

339
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,546
Nothing.

340
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,222
I can't decide if I should
sleep with Chris or not.

341
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,656
I don't want to do
something I'll regret...

342
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,389
...but I also really like him,
so I don't know what to do.

343
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,563
And you're a virgin?

344
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,498
Yeah.
Don't answer that!

345
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:48,075
Here's what I say. You can't live
in fear of making a mistake.

346
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,744
If you want to do it, do it.

347
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,909
Mom.
What?

348
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,582
Stay out of it.

349
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:55,580
Ellen, honey, she asked me.

350
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,080
She did?

351
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,686
Right, Chloe? No?

352
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,750
My bad.

353
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,420
Quiet.

354
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,591
<i>Ellen, I forgot to ask...</i>

355
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,288
...what happened
to Maddy Price?

356
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,599
She was so rude to
me the other day!

357
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:16,127
She had a threesome with
Sage Berger and Brendon Weiss...

358
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:17,539
she thinks she's Taylor Momsen.

359
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,030
Don't tell my mom!

360
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,874
She can tell me stuff.
You never do.

361
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,444
Wait a minute.
They had a threesome?

362
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,546
Forget it, Mom.

363
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,782
What is happening?

364
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,785
Is everybody doing it?

365
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,283
Mom, shut up!

366
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,213
Come out!

367
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,459
You look beautiful!

368
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,954
Look at you two.

369
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:43,393
Come on!

370
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,125
We're not buying
the same dress, Mom!

371
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,059
We won't wear it
at the same time.

372
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,061
But you look stupid.

373
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,229
I think I look good.

374
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,397
You're so lumpy!

375
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,103
I'd wear that if I could.

376
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,405
Thank you.

377
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,637
No, you wouldn't.
Mom, you look crazy.

378
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,983
You are not the only attractive
girl in this family, Chloe.

379
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,154
Why can't you dress like Ellen's mom?
She looks normal.

380
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,156
So what happened
with not-so-funny guy?

381
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,922
It didn't work out.

382
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,596
Oh.
No, it's fine.

383
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,162
What about you?

384
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,335
Do you have a boyfriend?

385
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,510
I had a very good first
date over the weekend.

386
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,613
Oh, how nice!
What's he like?

387
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,012
Funny.

388
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,686
We really never
stopped talking.

389
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,857
It was like we were
old friends already.

390
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,119
Be careful with that, 'cause
it could kill the chemistry.

391
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,025
No, no.
In a good way.

392
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,699
Really. I mean, it was just...
it was very flirtatious.

393
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,335
I didn't find him
attractive at first,

394
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,805
because he's not handsome
in the typical way.

395
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,809
But, um...

396
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:05,212
...I don't know... now I
find him kind of... sexy.

397
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,072
Hi.

398
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,742
Did I get the day wrong?

399
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,502
No. Why?

400
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,842
Because you're wearing pajamas?

401
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,416
It's just brunch. It's Sunday.
I like to be comfortable.

402
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,688
Oh, good. Okay.
Come on in.

403
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,251
I got us that.

404
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,421
I'll make us some mimosas.

405
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,755
This is nice.
Thank you.

406
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,095
You carry a purse?

407
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,870
No, that's my daughter Tess's.

408
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,766
It was outrageously expensive, but
it was her 18th birthday, so...

409
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,611
Oh, my God! Bagels!

410
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,614
I love bread.
I really love it.

411
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:18,287
So, what's she like?
Your daughter.

412
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:22,115
She's very sophisticated... as
you can tell by the pocketbook.

413
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:23,724
"Pocketbook".

414
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:28,129
She's smart, lovely and funny,
and she's moving to New York.

415
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,064
Very far away.

416
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,734
It is far.

417
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,611
She's going to Parsons
School of Design. Oh!

418
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:34,965
I'm very proud of her.

419
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,300
I bet. I would be.

420
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,939
But part of me thinks
that I shouldn't let her go.

421
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,000
She's 18 and this is
a great opportunity...

422
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,969
...but if something
happens to her...

423
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,907
...while she's in New York,
I will never forgive myself.

424
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,909
Come on. But I know
what you mean.

425
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,912
This going away
to college thing.

426
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:57,148
We just send them off? And not
know where they are all the time?

427
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,151
Aside from the fact
that I don't know

428
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,322
what my life will be
like when she's gone.

429
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,596
And Ellen doesn't
want her dad and me

430
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,497
to take her there.
We take her...

431
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:08,102
...to the airport here,
but don't fly with her.

432
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,861
That would kill me...
just put her on the plane?

433
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,637
Heartbreaking.

434
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,437
We're going to have
to develop hobbies.

435
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,011
I guess so.

436
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,510
I already have one,
'cause I knit.

437
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,184
So I'll just spend the rest of my
life knitting. That's my plan.

438
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:25,786
That's funny because...
actually, I weave.

439
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,012
Like baskets?

440
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,190
Yeah, I do it in the garage.
Really!

441
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:30,515
No.

442
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,027
Why would you think I'd weave?

443
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:37,199
I thought you were...
I didn't want to insult you.

444
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,299
I'm kind of glad you don't weave.
Me, too.

445
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:45,031
I've been picturing what it's going
to be like for her not to be here.

446
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:48,642
Even though she's only here half
the time, it'll be very different.

447
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,177
I can see your penis.

448
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:52,904
My God!

449
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,472
Your pajama thing
is a little bit open.

450
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:55,816
Shit! I'm very sorry.

451
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:58,711
What did you think?

452
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:02,355
I think you are very healthy.

453
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:03,549
Thank you.

454
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:04,884
Go change your pants.

455
00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:05,985
Be right back.

456
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,891
What happened to you guys? Not
the details, just general...

457
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,898
We were... very different.

458
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:19,236
We never had sex.
Not my choice.

459
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,511
She just had no interest in it.

460
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,578
And I'm pretty sure
she had an affair.

461
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,203
Which was awful,

462
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,013
because it meant
that she did like sex,

463
00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:28,913
she just didn't
like it with me.

464
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:30,175
You. Right.

465
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,252
She thought my job was stupid.

466
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:34,923
She thought I parented badly.
I thought she parented badly.

467
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,853
Why are you
wrecking my backyard?

468
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,193
You have a lot of weeds.

469
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,353
I thought this was all good.

470
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,526
No.

471
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:47,097
We never had sex, either.
Not his choice.

472
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,272
We were pretty out of
sync in that department.

473
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:55,443
We were pretty out of sync with Ellen, too.
Oh, my God...

474
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,775
...fought all the time
about how to parent.

475
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:02,212
That's good grass
you're pulling up.

476
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,284
I'll put it back.

477
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:06,879
Jesus.

478
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,287
Got yourself a...

479
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,720
blister thing going on?

480
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:14,791
Yeah.

481
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:17,957
Are you grossed out?

482
00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:20,593
No.

483
00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:22,293
You are. Are you
freaked out by my feet?

484
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,296
I have a little
problem with feet.

485
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,240
Have you looked
at your own feet?

486
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,671
I'm used to my feet.

487
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,972
Okay, well...

488
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,645
What's the deal?

489
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:34,073
It has to do with my mother.

490
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:35,507
She had feet?

491
00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:38,415
She had spectacular feet.

492
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:39,645
Here we go.

493
00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:42,188
They were red and
yellow and green

494
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,590
and purple and
swollen with veins.

495
00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:46,752
I get it.

496
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:47,920
Don't do that.

497
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:50,499
I have to. I've never
had a pedicure.

498
00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:53,000
I never saw the point
until this actual moment.

499
00:24:53,258 --> 00:24:54,862
Would you like a Band-Aid?

500
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,598
Please!
That would be great.

501
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,197
And maybe a bag for my foot.

502
00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:00,264
Stop it.

503
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:03,167
Two bags. Two bags
for the old bag.

504
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,341
I knew I shouldn't
have told you.

505
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,339
They're naked, right?

506
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:08,440
Yeah.

507
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,184
Are you ever attracted to them?

508
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:11,686
No.

509
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,013
I'm sure they're
attracted to you.

510
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,520
They're getting massaged.

511
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,689
Do they ever hit on you?

512
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,525
Sometimes, yeah.

513
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,369
I can give you a massage
some time, if you want.

514
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,870
I might like that.

515
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,877
I would definitely hit on you.

516
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,544
That might be okay.

517
00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:43,377
Really?

518
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,887
Want a kiss?

519
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,719
Yeah.

520
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:26,019
You didn't actually open your
eyes at any point, did you?

521
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,597
No. No worries.

522
00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:33,692
I kept my eyes closed.

523
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,103
I figured...

524
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:39,265
...if I couldn't see you,
you couldn't see me.

525
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,769
Oh, I saw you.

526
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,781
Oh, God.

527
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,113
I'm tired of being funny.

528
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:57,391
Me, too.

529
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,065
But you're not funny.

530
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,629
I'm so excited for you.
He sounds great.

531
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,568
He is great. It was so cute...
he made a whole bruncheon.

532
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,139
Sweet.
Yeah, it was sweet.

533
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,308
Okay, good.

534
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,803
We had such good sex.

535
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:22,142
How fun.
I can't even imagine.

536
00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:25,581
What do you think?

537
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:31,158
I liked how it was before. You're
going to give yourself a hernia.

538
00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:34,285
Okay, you guys are done.
Thanks for your help.

539
00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:35,987
Take your drawing
in the kitchen.

540
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,161
You can watch TV,
but no <i>Cleveland Show.</i>

541
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:39,493
Please, Mom?

542
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,665
Okay.

543
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,674
Jeez. Way to
put your foot down.

544
00:27:45,931 --> 00:27:47,604
I'm too tired to
be a good parent.

545
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,835
Maybe because you're
always moving furniture.

546
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,006
Hi, Cathy!
<i>Hola.</i>

547
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,852
You have no idea. Will
refused to fire her...

548
00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:01,551
...so I let it go, hoping she'd get better.
But she got worse.

549
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:04,693
It was like she wanted to be fired.
She did such dumb stuff.

550
00:28:04,950 --> 00:28:06,623
That is so interesting.

551
00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:10,698
So I fired her. And she started crying.
Then I started crying.

552
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:14,527
Then we were hugging and...
I hired her back.

553
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,533
Of course you did.
You're nice.

554
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,897
Right? Some people would see
me as being compassionate

555
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:21,377
or soft-hearted.

556
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:22,967
Will thinks I'm a baby.

557
00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:25,369
He wants me to fire her again
as a learning experience!

558
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:26,474
Jesus Christ!

559
00:28:26,672 --> 00:28:27,673
That's our relationship.

560
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:29,877
Not your whole relationship.
Whatever.

561
00:28:30,099 --> 00:28:32,643
He's a middle child who never got
enough fried chicken at dinner

562
00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,178
and needs everything
to be fair.

563
00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:37,251
Miss Sarah? Where should I put this?
It was in the bathroom.

564
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,487
Outside, with the
ping pong table.

565
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:40,992
Okay. No problem.

566
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,158
Jesus.

567
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,061
<i>Wow.</i>

568
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,730
I've never actually
seen wisdom teeth.

569
00:28:47,993 --> 00:28:49,836
You do have a lot of fillings.

570
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,697
Are they the mercury kind?

571
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:53,831
The normal kind.

572
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:55,505
And a couple of crowns.

573
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,839
Yeah. Okay, your turn.

574
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,914
Well, I'd rather you didn't.

575
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,584
Well, I'd rather I did.

576
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,916
I'm going to get my glasses.

577
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:12,258
Come on. Open your mouth! No.

578
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,427
Open your mouth.
Make me.

579
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,194
Make me.

580
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,765
Open your mouth.
Okay.

581
00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:22,562
Oh, my God!
You're missing a tooth?

582
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:24,935
You are!
Yes, I am.

583
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,198
Let me see.

584
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:30,276
You can't tell... it's way back there.
It doesn't matter.

585
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,713
I need some kind of
hideous bone graft.

586
00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:37,114
It costs a lot of money
and I'm putting it off.

587
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,219
My grandma Dee Dee had that.

588
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,618
Your grandma Dee Dee.
Thank you for that. Thanks.

589
00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:49,553
Oh, I'm so sorry!

590
00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:53,297
It's okay. This is Ellen's best friend,
Chloe. This is my friend, Albert.

591
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:54,797
Hi.

592
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,908
Ellen didn't answer my texts.
I thought she was sleeping.

593
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,634
She's at her dad's, honey.
Is everything okay?

594
00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,402
I thought we were
getting breakfast.

595
00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:05,912
You hungry?

596
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:09,312
Let's see.
From 1975, Channel 4.

597
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,813
Well, what time?

598
00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:12,148
Oh, come on.

599
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:13,979
Saturday morning.

600
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:19,660
<i>Woody Woodpecker, Pink Panther,
McDuff, the Talking Dog...</i>

601
00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:22,353
...which I didn't
like but watched anyway,

602
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:24,766
<i>Monster Squad,
Land of the Lost,</i> then...

603
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:28,164
<i>...Big John, Little John</i>, which was
like the movie <i>Big</i>, but weirder.

604
00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:29,827
That's incredible.

605
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,466
I thought I watched
a lot of TV!

606
00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:33,097
I looked forward
to that lineup.

607
00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:35,442
What, were you
neglected as a kid?

608
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,435
I was kind of
raised like a veal.

609
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:39,848
I was put in a dark room...

610
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,174
...fed and told
not to move.

611
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:53,690
Very relaxing.

612
00:30:58,888 --> 00:31:01,392
...and she's like, "I
might want to get another size",

613
00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:03,532
but that's bullshit,
it is the right size.

614
00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:06,469
She's petite, but very heavy
on top, so I got a medium!

615
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,974
But here's the thing,
I got it at Nordstrom Rack,

616
00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:11,469
but I put it in
a Neiman Marcus box...

617
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,714
Oh, yeah, that's good.

618
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,051
Don't open the door.

619
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,891
Just pretend you
don't know I'm here...

620
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:29,062
...even though you
heard me lock my car.

621
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,228
Wow!

622
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,565
Amazing.

623
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,737
So what do you
do with all this?

624
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:41,567
Do you really want to hear this?
Yeah. I do. What?

625
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:44,837
I make sure things are
transferred to digital properly.

626
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:48,074
I make sure they' re logged in properly.
I write blurbs...

627
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:52,516
...so if anyone under 50 wants to
put down their phone and come in...

628
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:56,055
...and watch something original
and brilliant, they can find it.

629
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:57,516
Like what, for instance?

630
00:31:57,716 --> 00:32:00,390
<i>The Sid Caesar show.
The Jack Benny show.</i>

631
00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:02,027
<i>The Dean Martin show.</i>

632
00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:04,222
So cool.
Yeah, it is.

633
00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:05,891
I kind of love it.

634
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:08,902
On slow days...

635
00:32:09,194 --> 00:32:13,370
...I can sit in my office and watch
episodes of <i>What's Happening!!</i>

636
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:14,566
No, you don't.

637
00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,539
Well, if things...

638
00:32:22,073 --> 00:32:23,746
This is my office.

639
00:32:24,409 --> 00:32:26,252
That's Bob. Hey.

640
00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:33,284
Did you ever see <i>Flipper?</i>
Of course I did.

641
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:36,289
Oh, God. It made me want a
dolphin as a pet so bad.

642
00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:38,255
Really? That's
a lot of work.

643
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,297
What is that noise?

644
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,971
Somebody watching something.
It happens occasionally.

645
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:51,137
It's <i>Taxi.</i> The episode
where Alex's dog dies.

646
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,148
Buddy or Buster or something.

647
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,983
You hungry?
Starving.

648
00:32:57,175 --> 00:32:58,176
Let's get lunch.

649
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,489
There she is!
Right on time.

650
00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,425
Hi, honey.
Hi, Dad.

651
00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:08,420
So, Eva...

652
00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:10,588
Tess. Tess, Eva.

653
00:33:10,589 --> 00:33:11,590
Hi. Nice to meet you.

654
00:33:11,756 --> 00:33:12,757
You, too.

655
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,170
Seriously?

656
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,203
They have great chili!

657
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,504
I love chili.

658
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,101
Have you ever been to Lilly's?

659
00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:25,172
No.

660
00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,511
It's so good.
It's around the corner.

661
00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:30,116
Lilly's it is.

662
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,845
I'll be studying
fashion design.

663
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,713
You obviously have good taste.

664
00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:36,847
Thank you.

665
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:40,295
Eva has a daughter your age going
to college in the fall also.

666
00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:42,620
She's going to Sarah Lawrence.

667
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:45,363
She's interested in English and history.
She loves history!

668
00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:47,365
I think she wants
to be a writer.

669
00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:49,970
Sarah Lawrence is
not what it used to be.

670
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,207
I mean, I'm sure
it's still good.

671
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:59,213
It's just gone downhill a lot in the
last few years. Some of my, um...

672
00:34:00,305 --> 00:34:05,152
...let's just say not-so-smart
friends just got in. I was shocked.

673
00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:11,223
I'm sure a lot of smart people
still go there. Oh, yeah.

674
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:12,484
I know. I'm just saying.

675
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,391
I think you should stay
home and go to school here.

676
00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:17,497
At least you're
honest about it.

677
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:22,330
Mom acts like she's excited to be on
her own again, but I don't buy it.

678
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:26,902
Why don't we take it a little easy on Mom.
She's all right.

679
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:29,906
Don't judge till you
have kids of your own.

680
00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:31,909
Except I'm not having any.

681
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,342
And why do you say that?

682
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,413
I want a career.

683
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,582
Anyway, I hate kids.

684
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,752
Really?

685
00:34:44,182 --> 00:34:46,526
Right now we
have that in common.

686
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:49,759
Corey?

687
00:34:50,872 --> 00:34:52,856
Listen, she doesn't know
what she's talking about.

688
00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:55,201
She's too young to
know what she wants.

689
00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:58,764
Dad, I'm going to go
get a coffee, okay?

690
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,275
Bye. Thank you
for lunch.

691
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,603
So nice to meet you.
You, too.

692
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:06,639
Yeah. Great.

693
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:07,938
Bye!
Bye.

694
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,282
Be careful!

695
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,786
She has a lot of friends.

696
00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:15,218
You think she has threesomes?

697
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:18,215
What? Why would
you say that?

698
00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:21,485
I know, but apparently, it's
what they're doing these days.

699
00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:22,794
That's what I heard.

700
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:25,789
Oh, my God.

701
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:26,791
Right?

702
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,799
I'm afraid that
window's closed.

703
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:32,302
There was a window?

704
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:49,314
How was the daughter?

705
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,655
Kind of awful, actually.
A real snob.

706
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,657
That's too bad.

707
00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,499
I wonder what your
roommate will be like?

708
00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:01,501
Me, too.

709
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,931
You want me to
call her parents?

710
00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:05,665
No, I don't.

711
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,672
You hungry, honey?

712
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,844
Not really.

713
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,673
What did you eat yesterday?

714
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,017
I don't know.

715
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:21,187
Well, think. Tell me.
I want to know what you ate.

716
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,524
Cereal...

717
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,194
...a banana...

718
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,357
Where'd you get the banana?
Mom, you're crazy!

719
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:33,692
What?

720
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,698
What'd you have for lunch?

721
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,028
Okay, bye.

722
00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:39,036
Where are you going?

723
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,180
I mean, he's kind of flabby and
middle-aged, but I don't care.

724
00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,550
I'm flabby and
middle-aged.

725
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:58,388
It's funny, because our
middle-agedness is...

726
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,160
...comforting, and sexy to me.

727
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:05,391
Isn't that so incredibly sad?
But sort of good, too.

728
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:10,400
Yeah. I think that my ex, all he
wanted was for me to accept...

729
00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:13,236
...his belly and
all his quirks.

730
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:16,902
In the end, I was completely
repulsed by him sexually.

731
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:21,572
Kind of terrible in bed
and just very clumsy.

732
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:22,574
Oh, no.

733
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,084
Just a sec.

734
00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:33,393
Here. It's my last copy, but I
really want you to have it.

735
00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:35,886
Wow! Are you sure?

736
00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,230
Absolutely.
Oh, wow.

737
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:40,399
I'm a little intimidated. I'm
not really good with poetry.

738
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:43,866
Just let it wash over you.
Don't try to understand it.

739
00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:47,600
I won't, believe me.
God, thank you so much!

740
00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:50,372
I've loved our time together.
I know.

741
00:37:50,568 --> 00:37:53,871
Do you think it would be weird
if we hung out as friends?

742
00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:56,375
I would love that!
I would!

743
00:37:56,608 --> 00:38:00,613
I want you to try this salsa,
'cause these tomatoes are amazing.

744
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,120
But careful! There's
a ton of onions.

745
00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:05,292
One of the many
upsides to my divorce.

746
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:09,121
What do you mean? My ex hated
onions, so he would take a chip...

747
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:14,727
...and he would put it in the
salsa and tap, tap, tap...

748
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:17,661
...swirl, tap, tap, tap,
swirl, and so on,

749
00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:19,463
until all the onions
were pushed...

750
00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:21,410
...up against the side!

751
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,743
It kind of made me sick.

752
00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:25,570
Mom?

753
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:28,911
That's my daughter... she's not
feeling well. Be right back.

754
00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:31,410
- Hi, honey.
- Hi.

755
00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:33,349
I don't feel good.

756
00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:36,685
I feel... Right here.
Let me see.

757
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:38,187
They're swollen.

758
00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:42,521
Listen, will you come meet my friend?
Just for a second, please?

759
00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:43,924
Eva?

760
00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:46,528
Eva?

761
00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:49,861
That's so weird, she was just here.
Eva?

762
00:38:50,094 --> 00:38:51,937
I'm going back to bed.

763
00:38:52,197 --> 00:38:55,201
I love you. I love you, too.
You have bad breath.

764
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,040
I'm sick!

765
00:38:58,369 --> 00:38:59,712
God!

766
00:39:03,441 --> 00:39:04,784
Hi.

767
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:08,712
This planting I'm
admiring, it's so huge!

768
00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:09,714
Thank you.

769
00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:12,892
I wanted you to meet my
daughter Tess, but...

770
00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:15,562
I have to go.

771
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:17,893
Okay!

772
00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,401
Yeah. Okay.

773
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:22,898
Great!

774
00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:24,634
All right.

775
00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:26,800
So I'll call you and
we'll do something.

776
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,635
Wonderful.
Thank you so much!

777
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,902
It was so nice!

778
00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:33,473
Thank you so much.

779
00:39:33,638 --> 00:39:34,905
Have a great day.

780
00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:36,908
Great, great, great!

781
00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:42,251
Bye-bye.

782
00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:44,691
Are you okay?
I got it!

783
00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:58,438
Do you believe that?
I am not shitting you!

784
00:39:58,696 --> 00:40:02,439
Thai is an unbelievable coincidence.
What will you do?

785
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:03,701
I don't know!

786
00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:07,712
Oh, shit! Your light went on.
Can you call me back, please?

787
00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:09,006
Hi, Mom!

788
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:10,008
Hi! Did you take
your shoes off?

789
00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:13,052
No. Since when
do I have to?

790
00:40:13,278 --> 00:40:16,623
We're doing that now. It's cleaner.
And your socks, too.

791
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:20,793
You are not going
to believe this.

792
00:40:21,619 --> 00:40:26,625
It turns out that the woman I've
been massaging is Albert's ex-wife.

793
00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:28,727
Weird!
So weird.

794
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,635
I have been listening to her say the
worst things about the one guy...

795
00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:34,467
...I started to really,
really like.

796
00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:38,305
And I pictured the ex she was
talking about as this fat...

797
00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:40,309
...irritating slob...

798
00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:42,642
...and it turns
out it's Albert!

799
00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:44,142
Fat Albert!

800
00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:45,911
What? Who?

801
00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,249
It's a cartoon. A cartoon!

802
00:40:48,813 --> 00:40:50,486
But he's so not like that.

803
00:40:50,748 --> 00:40:51,749
How do you know?

804
00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:54,486
We had breakfast the other day.
He's sweet, funny.

805
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:56,595
Yeah, you liked him, right?

806
00:40:56,821 --> 00:40:58,494
Totally.
Wait, what?

807
00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:00,996
You weren't here.
We all had breakfast.

808
00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:03,070
I haven't even met him.

809
00:41:03,227 --> 00:41:04,604
Well, you will.

810
00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:07,832
What did she say about him?
Oh, my God!

811
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:12,102
It's like this parade of horribles!
He's disgusting.

812
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:15,172
That he's like
this clown in bed.

813
00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:16,840
Mom! Oh, my God!

814
00:41:16,841 --> 00:41:18,286
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

815
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:24,014
I date sometimes. It's just
so hard to meet people.

816
00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:26,256
And I'm not
attracted to anybody.

817
00:41:26,584 --> 00:41:28,257
Really?
Really.

818
00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:33,592
And you weren't attracted to your
ex-husband? That must have been difficult.

819
00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:37,096
Well, I tried
really hard. I did.

820
00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:42,601
But he would go on so many diets,
and then he would cheat...

821
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:46,279
...and then he would act
shocked when he got fatter.

822
00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,440
...the behavior
around the weight.

823
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:49,640
Excuse me.

824
00:41:50,274 --> 00:41:52,447
Are you Marianne Hope?

825
00:41:52,643 --> 00:41:53,644
Yes.

826
00:41:53,778 --> 00:41:55,121
Oh, my God!
I told you.

827
00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:57,486
You are like our biggest idol.

828
00:41:57,782 --> 00:41:59,284
This means so much to us.

829
00:41:59,484 --> 00:42:01,794
She gave me a copy of <i>Beautiful
Fruit</i> when my mom died.

830
00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,455
It saved me.

831
00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,323
How wonderful.
I'm so sorry.

832
00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:06,624
Oh, thank you.

833
00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:09,634
Well, thanks very much.
Blessings.

834
00:42:10,828 --> 00:42:11,829
Blessings.

835
00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:13,131
Take care.
Blessings!

836
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,473
It's so cool
that you saved her.

837
00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:24,647
But, he never got obese, right?

838
00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:28,822
Well, it depends on your
definition of the word obese.

839
00:42:32,817 --> 00:42:36,162
But initially,
um... you were...

840
00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:39,863
...I don't know, you
liked him, more or less?

841
00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:42,334
Unfortunately... less.

842
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:46,330
There were just so many things
that really got on my nerves.

843
00:42:46,531 --> 00:42:47,874
Like what, though?

844
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,168
Sorry I'm being so negative.
I really am.

845
00:42:50,368 --> 00:42:52,041
It's okay. It is.

846
00:42:52,336 --> 00:42:54,509
It's just that I don't
really have anybody

847
00:42:54,672 --> 00:42:56,845
I can bitch to
about things like this.

848
00:42:57,175 --> 00:43:00,349
You can completely
bitch to me. Really.

849
00:43:00,678 --> 00:43:02,521
Thank you.
Oh, sure.

850
00:43:02,847 --> 00:43:04,190
I trust you.

851
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:05,725
Oh, good.

852
00:43:06,217 --> 00:43:07,560
I do.

853
00:43:07,852 --> 00:43:10,526
What's wrong with you? She
can find another masseuse.

854
00:43:10,721 --> 00:43:13,523
I'm her friend. She doesn't
have any close friends.

855
00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:15,025
I'm like it.

856
00:43:15,026 --> 00:43:19,031
I feel so pulled in. She's
like a human Trip Advisor.

857
00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:20,732
Albert is not a hotel.

858
00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:23,740
But if you could avoid staying
in a bad one, wouldn't you?

859
00:43:24,235 --> 00:43:25,236
Oh, my God.

860
00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:29,240
She has said so many
bad things about him.

861
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,712
She's not perfect.

862
00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:33,388
But she knows what she's talking about.
She's smart.

863
00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:34,879
So are you.

864
00:43:35,079 --> 00:43:36,922
Maybe she's ultimately right.

865
00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:41,391
Are you right about Peter? You didn't
want him... does that make him unlovable?

866
00:43:42,386 --> 00:43:44,059
By anyone normal.

867
00:43:44,722 --> 00:43:47,896
You haven't said anything about
my furniture arrangement.

868
00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,261
I don't remember
how it was before.

869
00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,405
Hey! What do you think?

870
00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:55,233
Oh, honey. Why do you
keep doing this?

871
00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:56,912
She's filling a hole.

872
00:43:57,235 --> 00:43:58,236
I'll fill your hole.

873
00:43:59,604 --> 00:44:00,947
Different hole.

874
00:44:01,405 --> 00:44:04,079
You're missing out.
Fun time!

875
00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:07,615
Hi!

876
00:44:09,747 --> 00:44:11,090
Whose car is this?

877
00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:14,419
Tess is getting hers fixed.
This is a rental.

878
00:44:15,586 --> 00:44:16,587
Sorry.

879
00:44:16,787 --> 00:44:17,988
Why do you have it?

880
00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:20,492
I'm letting her drive mine.
She likes it better.

881
00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:22,802
Yeah, I bet she does.

882
00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:30,634
You okay?
Yeah.

883
00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:32,770
What was that?

884
00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:34,779
The gear skrinkle.

885
00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,449
"Skrinkle?"

886
00:44:42,313 --> 00:44:43,792
Why are you shaking that?

887
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,958
It spreads the butter around.

888
00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:48,290
You put more butter on that?

889
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,966
No, I put regular butter. I asked for
butter. I didn't put more butter.

890
00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:55,000
Oh, I thought it
came with butter.

891
00:45:07,305 --> 00:45:09,717
This actor, I saw him
in a restaurant.

892
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,320
He was about three
and a half feet tall.

893
00:45:12,643 --> 00:45:14,486
You need to whisper, okay?

894
00:45:17,481 --> 00:45:19,722
What is she wearing?
It looks like her aunt

895
00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:22,160
crocheted something
to put over a plant.

896
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:23,387
Shh!

897
00:45:26,657 --> 00:45:27,924
You got to whisper.

898
00:45:27,925 --> 00:45:29,165
I am whispering.

899
00:45:29,827 --> 00:45:31,329
I'm whispering.
No.

900
00:45:33,998 --> 00:45:35,398
<i>I want to ask you something.</i>

901
00:45:35,499 --> 00:45:37,843
And I really want the truth.

902
00:45:40,504 --> 00:45:41,676
Okay?

903
00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:46,518
Can you breathe
when I'm on top of you?

904
00:45:47,345 --> 00:45:48,380
Yeah!

905
00:45:48,846 --> 00:45:52,384
I'm planning on losing some weight.
I know I need to.

906
00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:58,193
Was it an issue with your ex-wife?
Oh, my God!

907
00:45:58,389 --> 00:46:00,523
Sometimes I ate
just to drive her nuts.

908
00:46:06,564 --> 00:46:07,907
You have a cold?

909
00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:10,372
No. No, I...

910
00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:13,371
I broke my nose a couple times.

911
00:46:13,738 --> 00:46:17,550
My doctor says at this point,
my nose is purely ornamental.

912
00:46:24,915 --> 00:46:25,916
Will you get it fixed?

913
00:46:26,217 --> 00:46:27,594
Yeah, after the missing tooth.

914
00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:37,900
You know, I think
Tess really liked you.

915
00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:40,732
I could tell.

916
00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:43,405
She seems so neat.

917
00:46:43,901 --> 00:46:45,903
She really is a great girl.

918
00:46:47,405 --> 00:46:50,079
I know she can be obnoxious
sometimes, but...

919
00:46:50,274 --> 00:46:54,620
...she's young. She's really got a
good heart. She'll figure it out.

920
00:47:05,122 --> 00:47:07,295
I kind of adore you already.

921
00:47:13,597 --> 00:47:16,476
So what about you and Chris?
What's going on?

922
00:47:18,269 --> 00:47:19,942
What? What?

923
00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:21,772
We did it.

924
00:47:21,939 --> 00:47:22,940
Really?

925
00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:26,118
How was it?

926
00:47:26,310 --> 00:47:28,312
Nice. I think.

927
00:47:29,947 --> 00:47:31,119
No, it was good.

928
00:47:31,315 --> 00:47:33,450
Congratulations.
I'm happy it was nice.

929
00:47:33,451 --> 00:47:35,829
Even if we don't stay together,
I'm glad I got it over with.

930
00:47:35,953 --> 00:47:37,554
I'm glad I took your advice.

931
00:47:37,955 --> 00:47:39,298
Hey! Hi, honey.

932
00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:40,491
When did you get here?

933
00:47:41,158 --> 00:47:44,139
A couple of minutes ago.
Just waiting for you.

934
00:47:44,628 --> 00:47:45,800
Look.

935
00:47:45,963 --> 00:47:48,637
I've wanted to paint your
nails for like ten years.

936
00:47:48,966 --> 00:47:50,206
I thought you
were too ticklish.

937
00:47:50,334 --> 00:47:51,642
I know!

938
00:47:51,969 --> 00:47:53,141
She's in love.

939
00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:57,641
So I guess that
makes you not ticklish.

940
00:47:57,842 --> 00:47:59,651
You weren't here.
Come be with us.

941
00:47:59,844 --> 00:48:01,687
Actually, I have some...

942
00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:03,655
Come on, Ellen.
Come back.

943
00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:08,019
Crazy day.

944
00:48:09,487 --> 00:48:12,832
I had a wonderful call from
Joni Mitchell this morning.

945
00:48:13,023 --> 00:48:17,699
She read the galleys to my new collection
and loved them, so that was...

946
00:48:17,862 --> 00:48:19,864
You're friends
with Joni Mitchell?

947
00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:24,677
Yeah, we have been for a while.
Do you want some water?

948
00:48:25,202 --> 00:48:26,203
No, thank you.

949
00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:28,938
And I met a guy!
A really nice guy.

950
00:48:28,939 --> 00:48:31,385
He takes really good care
of himself. He's vegan...

951
00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:34,883
...and he actually read
my work before he met me.

952
00:48:35,179 --> 00:48:38,353
A poetry-reading vegan.
Oh, my God!

953
00:48:38,682 --> 00:48:40,355
I hope it goes well.

954
00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:42,925
I tend to get my hopes
up a little early.

955
00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:45,363
I just don't want to
be disappointed again.

956
00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:48,693
With Albert, there was
always this bait and switch.

957
00:48:49,026 --> 00:48:51,438
When we first started
dating, I thought,

958
00:48:51,562 --> 00:48:54,042
"Oh, he's mature.
He can buy a house."

959
00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:56,572
This house?
Yes!

960
00:48:57,067 --> 00:49:00,071
But you should see where he lives now.
And he made...

961
00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:05,377
...this dish of spaghetti
with eggplant and mozzarella.

962
00:49:05,709 --> 00:49:07,382
Sounds kind of delicious.

963
00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:09,922
But it turned out that
was all he could cook.

964
00:49:11,582 --> 00:49:13,926
And he has no friends.
I mean, neither do I, but...

965
00:49:15,052 --> 00:49:16,429
Well, me and Joni.

966
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,564
Yeah. That's true!
That's true, that's true.

967
00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:32,073
Hi.

968
00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:34,246
Hungry?
Yes.

969
00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:40,085
Get ready for some
eggplant with mozzarella!

970
00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:45,792
You okay?
Yeah.

971
00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:54,926
Wow! This is
actually delicious!

972
00:49:55,259 --> 00:49:56,932
Why do you sound surprised?

973
00:49:57,294 --> 00:49:58,796
It's great.

974
00:49:59,797 --> 00:50:00,864
How was work today?

975
00:50:00,865 --> 00:50:02,139
Good.

976
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,870
I had two massages.

977
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,105
Barnacles?

978
00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:08,110
Non-stop talking?
Boners?

979
00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,447
There was this nice woman
in Santa Monica.

980
00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:20,789
She talked a lot
about her ex-husband.

981
00:50:23,988 --> 00:50:26,468
I just hope it
wasn't my ex-wife.

982
00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:34,636
I got you a little present.

983
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,143
You did?

984
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:45,376
Now, it's just
a little present.

985
00:50:48,812 --> 00:50:51,156
Oh, my God!

986
00:50:51,482 --> 00:50:52,825
I saw it and thought of you.

987
00:50:53,150 --> 00:50:56,654
This beautiful, wonderful...

988
00:50:56,987 --> 00:50:59,331
I can't do it,
but let me help you.

989
00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:01,000
Oh, my God.

990
00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:11,176
Thank you so much.

991
00:51:12,503 --> 00:51:13,504
Look.

992
00:51:14,171 --> 00:51:15,204
Do you like it on me?

993
00:51:15,205 --> 00:51:16,206
It's nice.

994
00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:22,011
Maybe I shouldn't have?
Is it too soon?

995
00:51:22,012 --> 00:51:24,583
No. It's just so nice.

996
00:51:24,848 --> 00:51:25,849
Thank you.

997
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:32,089
Oh!

998
00:51:32,356 --> 00:51:33,699
What?
Nothing.

999
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:37,428
You all right? Yeah. I don't
know what that was. Sorry.

1000
00:51:37,861 --> 00:51:39,704
Let me get here.
You okay?

1001
00:51:46,704 --> 00:51:50,550
Stop! Stop!
Your beard is so tickly.

1002
00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:52,575
Sorry.

1003
00:51:52,576 --> 00:51:53,577
That's okay.

1004
00:51:54,878 --> 00:51:57,222
Okay, here I come again.
Oh, goodie.

1005
00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:05,397
Oh, my hair!
My hair, my hair!

1006
00:52:05,723 --> 00:52:10,138
I don't know what I'm doing, but this isn't
going very well, so let's just stop.

1007
00:53:00,611 --> 00:53:01,612
What?

1008
00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:03,956
You look cute in my robe.

1009
00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:11,524
Is everything okay? You have
like four hundred mouthwashes.

1010
00:53:11,955 --> 00:53:14,799
Yeah, I need to use them and...

1011
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:19,972
...then I buy them and then I forget
about them and then I buy more of them.

1012
00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:22,533
And you have like 80
million toothbrushes.

1013
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:23,801
I do?

1014
00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:27,214
I only use one of them.

1015
00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:29,883
So why don't you throw
the other ones out?

1016
00:53:30,474 --> 00:53:34,820
I don't know. Because...
they're my friends?

1017
00:53:49,993 --> 00:53:51,495
Are you all right?

1018
00:53:55,332 --> 00:53:58,176
You want to take
another shot at it?

1019
00:53:59,336 --> 00:54:03,011
I'm just...
I'm kind of tired.

1020
00:54:04,007 --> 00:54:06,009
Is that okay?
It's okay.

1021
00:54:16,186 --> 00:54:18,359
You looked so pretty.

1022
00:54:18,856 --> 00:54:20,927
Seriously, kiddo,
I'm proud of you.

1023
00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:22,261
Thank you, Dad.

1024
00:54:22,526 --> 00:54:23,726
We are so proud.

1025
00:54:23,727 --> 00:54:26,367
We have some graduation
money for you.

1026
00:54:28,365 --> 00:54:30,038
Thank you, Fran, Dad.

1027
00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:31,769
It's in fives.

1028
00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:34,213
Thank you for including me.

1029
00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:36,111
You really have
a fight with your mom?

1030
00:54:36,373 --> 00:54:38,216
Huge.
Where's your clad?

1031
00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:41,045
He lives in San Diego, but
you'd think he was in Alaska.

1032
00:54:41,145 --> 00:54:43,216
He never visits.

1033
00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:45,120
But I don't care.

1034
00:54:45,382 --> 00:54:48,727
He remarried this really weird
woman, and she never talks.

1035
00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:50,795
Hear, hear for
second marriages!

1036
00:54:51,054 --> 00:54:52,321
It's kind of true.

1037
00:54:52,322 --> 00:54:55,091
It's good when everyone
is older and wiser.

1038
00:54:55,092 --> 00:54:56,093
Steady.

1039
00:54:56,226 --> 00:54:58,570
And people have figured
out how to compromise.

1040
00:54:58,796 --> 00:54:59,797
Or behave.

1041
00:55:00,063 --> 00:55:02,134
Thank you very much.
Nobody's talking about you.

1042
00:55:02,399 --> 00:55:04,902
Don't take it personally.
I'm talking generally.

1043
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:09,311
If I got married again, I'd be on the
lookout for the inevitable problems.

1044
00:55:10,407 --> 00:55:12,148
Odd conversation.
Pretty weird.

1045
00:55:12,409 --> 00:55:14,912
Sorry, but maybe don't get
married a second time.

1046
00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:16,988
I'm not saying I will.
I'm just saying.

1047
00:55:17,247 --> 00:55:18,419
She's just saying.

1048
00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,592
Fran, what was
your ex-husband like?

1049
00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:26,422
Oh, he was actually a lovely, lovely man.
But not for me.

1050
00:55:26,423 --> 00:55:27,766
Very grownup!

1051
00:55:28,091 --> 00:55:30,660
He passed away.
Two years ago.

1052
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:31,928
Oh, I'm sorry.

1053
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:34,170
Could we get some
more bread, please?

1054
00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:36,171
Please, no more bread.
Why not?

1055
00:55:36,433 --> 00:55:37,794
I don't want to eat it.
Then don't.

1056
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,105
More bread, please.

1057
00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:41,104
Are you going to eat it?

1058
00:55:41,438 --> 00:55:43,941
I don't know,
but somebody else might.

1059
00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:45,517
I probably will.
Me, too.

1060
00:55:45,776 --> 00:55:47,276
Bread eater, bread eater.

1061
00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:49,780
I'm sorry. So, Fran,
you eat bread, I see.

1062
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:51,356
It's true!

1063
00:55:52,616 --> 00:55:55,028
So you get to keep
cookies in the house.

1064
00:55:55,285 --> 00:55:56,355
I can.

1065
00:55:56,620 --> 00:55:57,963
What are you talking about?

1066
00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:01,533
It's not a big deal, but I have
trouble controlling myself...

1067
00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:04,295
...so when Peter would
bring home things like...

1068
00:56:04,628 --> 00:56:06,539
...chocolate or good
bread, yummy stuff,

1069
00:56:06,663 --> 00:56:08,643
I'd eat all of it,
then hate myself.

1070
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:10,633
And me for bringing it home.

1071
00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:12,045
So did you stop buying it?

1072
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,212
Yeah, I did.
And got so angry.

1073
00:56:14,471 --> 00:56:16,372
I was not angry.
A little bit angry.

1074
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,740
Well, he should
have been angry.

1075
00:56:17,741 --> 00:56:20,381
Why should he be deprived because
she can't control herself?

1076
00:56:20,644 --> 00:56:23,386
Because she's his wife and
he's trying to help her?

1077
00:56:23,981 --> 00:56:25,815
Yeah, but is that
really helping her?

1078
00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:27,083
Yes!

1079
00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:29,086
Not if we want her to
learn to control herself.

1080
00:56:29,319 --> 00:56:30,320
"We?"

1081
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:32,556
I just said it's
not fair to him.

1082
00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:35,667
Why does everything have to be fair?
What are you, six?

1083
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,169
Of course... What?
Let's keep it nice.

1084
00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:40,898
I just forget the
cookies are there. So...

1085
00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:44,502
That's why it's good you're
married to Peter and I'm not.

1086
00:56:44,835 --> 00:56:47,179
That is absolutely
the God's honest truth.

1087
00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:52,781
Ooh, it's cold out.

1088
00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:57,113
Nobody ate the bread,
by the way.

1089
00:56:57,114 --> 00:56:58,180
You did.

1090
00:56:58,181 --> 00:56:59,524
Yeah, exactly.

1091
00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:01,693
Exactly?

1092
00:57:02,519 --> 00:57:04,192
Let me ask you a question.

1093
00:57:05,122 --> 00:57:08,194
When people ask why we got
divorced, what do you say?

1094
00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:11,200
I say I don't think you and I
should have been together.

1095
00:57:12,696 --> 00:57:15,870
What about Fran? Did you
talk to her about us?

1096
00:57:17,701 --> 00:57:20,204
Right. She's
your wife. Right.

1097
00:57:20,704 --> 00:57:22,047
Yeah, okay.

1098
00:57:26,043 --> 00:57:27,716
That was fun, huh?

1099
00:57:42,592 --> 00:57:45,266
I started this blanket
when you were five.

1100
00:57:45,595 --> 00:57:47,630
I don't know what I was
thinking about this color.

1101
00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:50,077
I'm going to finish it,
so you can take it with you.

1102
00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:52,747
I'll probably buy
another one, in case.

1103
00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:55,439
What are you talking about?
This will be good.

1104
00:57:57,107 --> 00:57:59,451
Why are you looking at this?

1105
00:58:00,944 --> 00:58:02,287
I don't know.

1106
00:58:02,612 --> 00:58:04,285
I just pulled it out.

1107
00:58:06,616 --> 00:58:08,618
I was trying to
remember what I knew.

1108
00:58:09,786 --> 00:58:12,355
Did I already know those
things about your dad?

1109
00:58:12,356 --> 00:58:14,802
I mean the things
we would fight about.

1110
00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:20,965
Probably not.

1111
00:58:21,431 --> 00:58:23,104
I think I did, actually.

1112
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,643
I think I always knew.

1113
00:58:24,968 --> 00:58:26,811
Or felt them.

1114
00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:29,815
I just wasn't paying attention.

1115
00:58:31,641 --> 00:58:33,814
But look at what I got, huh?

1116
00:58:35,979 --> 00:58:39,324
I'm going to bed. No, stay
here and cozy up with me.

1117
00:58:39,616 --> 00:58:41,289
I'm tired.

1118
00:58:42,152 --> 00:58:43,153
Come on, Chloe.

1119
00:58:43,453 --> 00:58:45,126
Is that hard?

1120
00:58:45,489 --> 00:58:46,866
Not at all.
You want to learn?

1121
00:58:46,990 --> 00:58:48,333
Yeah.

1122
00:58:49,493 --> 00:58:52,667
I've been trying to teach
Ellen for the longest time!

1123
00:58:52,996 --> 00:58:54,168
Albert.

1124
00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:01,506
Are you still seeing his wife?

1125
00:59:01,805 --> 00:59:05,343
Well, she has a bad shoulder.
And she has no friends.

1126
00:59:07,344 --> 00:59:09,346
What? Don't look
at me like that.

1127
00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:11,659
I'm screwed up.

1128
00:59:12,649 --> 00:59:13,689
Just one second.

1129
00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:15,986
I'm in the middle
of some bullshit.

1130
00:59:16,086 --> 00:59:18,157
Can you just put
your table down?

1131
00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:20,028
I'll be right back.

1132
00:59:20,357 --> 00:59:22,530
Yeah. Take your time.

1133
00:59:24,194 --> 00:59:26,538
We did, we agreed
on it, Albert!

1134
00:59:27,531 --> 00:59:31,035
Because I was there!
I remember.

1135
00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:35,414
Oh, my God. Okay. Well, it is.
It's all worked out.

1136
00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:38,743
Yes, it is.
Okay, fine, good. Bye!

1137
00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:42,922
My God, I cannot wait till I don't
have to talk to him anymore.

1138
00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:44,352
What happened?

1139
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,083
He thinks he should take
Tess to school, not me.

1140
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:49,428
Tess wants it to be me,
because she told me.

1141
00:59:49,686 --> 00:59:53,031
But, I mean... Thank you. Can't
you both just take her?

1142
00:59:53,256 --> 00:59:55,759
I don't think so.
No, I don't.

1143
00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:58,471
He's such a wreck
about her going away.

1144
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:00,939
She doesn't need that
kind of energy right now.

1145
01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:05,436
And he just focuses so much onto her.
She can feel it.

1146
01:00:05,702 --> 01:00:07,875
Isn't that kind
of nice, though?

1147
01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:10,782
I mean, that he focuses?

1148
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:16,117
Well, maybe if he had a girlfriend or
something so it would balance it out...

1149
01:00:16,379 --> 01:00:18,222
...but I don't
see that happening.

1150
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:19,791
Really? Why not?

1151
01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:21,393
Because he's a loser.

1152
01:00:22,819 --> 01:00:23,820
Uh-oh.

1153
01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,797
Such a mean word, but it fits.

1154
01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:27,124
How does it fit?

1155
01:00:27,390 --> 01:00:29,131
For instance-this
is typically Albert...

1156
01:00:29,392 --> 01:00:31,303
...when we were
first going out,

1157
01:00:31,428 --> 01:00:33,408
he had nothing next to his bed.

1158
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,405
No table, nothing.

1159
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,839
At first I thought,
"That's cute.

1160
01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:40,141
It's kind of bohemian."
Stuff like that.

1161
01:00:40,403 --> 01:00:42,815
So then we got
married and I went out

1162
01:00:42,939 --> 01:00:45,419
and bought these really
lovely bedside tables.

1163
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:48,511
Then last year,
I saw all of his stuff

1164
01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:50,079
was on the side
of the bed again.

1165
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,185
I mean, I took
the tables, granted,

1166
01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:54,488
but he never went
out and replaced them.

1167
01:00:54,751 --> 01:00:58,597
He's just content to just put
his shit on the floor again.

1168
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:02,827
Metaphorically speaking, he's not
building a life for himself.

1169
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:06,504
I mean, who would date
a person like that?

1170
01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:07,963
Right.

1171
01:01:09,432 --> 01:01:10,604
I'm not picking up.

1172
01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:16,515
<i>Marianne,
please pick up the phone.</i>

1173
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:20,142
<i>We haven't resolved anything.
I know you're there.</i>

1174
01:01:20,143 --> 01:01:22,211
This is so embarrassing.
I'm sorry.

1175
01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:23,512
<i>Fine. Don't deal with it.</i>

1176
01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:27,351
Okay, these are
just little things.

1177
01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:32,856
Ultimately, we just...

1178
01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:35,867
I never felt understood by him.

1179
01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:37,463
You know?

1180
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:40,030
He didn't get the poetry.

1181
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:42,968
He never got me.

1182
01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:47,041
Has anyone ever gotten you?

1183
01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:50,215
I don't know.
I don't know.

1184
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:53,551
What about the flabby guy?

1185
01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:54,982
How's that?

1186
01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:59,887
Yeah. Maybe.

1187
01:02:04,154 --> 01:02:07,727
I need you to meet him.
We can do a double date.

1188
01:02:07,991 --> 01:02:09,993
Not so you can decide
what you think of him.

1189
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,571
Please? I'm losing
all perspective here.

1190
01:02:12,829 --> 01:02:14,831
Exactly! You don't
need somebody else's!

1191
01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:18,569
Will you please just say yes
and do this for me? Please?

1192
01:02:18,835 --> 01:02:21,179
They had stars
and suns and moons.

1193
01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:22,508
I know. I hate those.

1194
01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:25,913
Why do women like things that look
like they belong to children?

1195
01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:31,023
You know what I love? Dollhouse furniture.
I would eat it if I could.

1196
01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:34,755
Sometimes I wish I was single, just
so I could have girlie sheets.

1197
01:02:35,018 --> 01:02:36,088
You would love that.

1198
01:02:36,353 --> 01:02:39,027
I have flowery sheets. They're not
all they're cracked up to be.

1199
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:40,428
I like your flowery sheets.

1200
01:02:40,690 --> 01:02:42,431
Oh! Don't sell
me out, man.

1201
01:02:42,692 --> 01:02:46,435
We're new. I'd like her sheets if
they had little Mussolinis on them.

1202
01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:49,710
Talk to me when
you get night tables.

1203
01:02:49,866 --> 01:02:52,278
He has normal sheets,
but no night tables.

1204
01:02:52,869 --> 01:02:54,280
So I don't have night tables.

1205
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,606
Maybe it's a metaphor.

1206
01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,548
Or maybe not!

1207
01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:01,711
I don't know.

1208
01:03:01,878 --> 01:03:04,290
I make a million compromises.
It just seems...

1209
01:03:04,547 --> 01:03:07,449
...not having flowery
sheets is not a big deal.

1210
01:03:09,719 --> 01:03:12,063
I know. I know you
make compromises.

1211
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:17,628
Really? What do
you think they are?

1212
01:03:18,061 --> 01:03:19,062
This is not the time.

1213
01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:21,597
Sometimes I wish
I was with somebody

1214
01:03:21,598 --> 01:03:23,232
who was more
interested in history.

1215
01:03:23,233 --> 01:03:24,906
What?
History.

1216
01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:27,410
Okay.
I'm just saying.

1217
01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:29,480
More guacamole?
Not for me.

1218
01:03:29,739 --> 01:03:31,082
I'd love some, actually.

1219
01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:33,310
You know how many calories
are in guacamole?

1220
01:03:34,244 --> 01:03:35,416
Ten.

1221
01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:37,750
Lay off the guy.
He likes guacamole.

1222
01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:40,985
You know what?
We don't need the guac!

1223
01:03:41,584 --> 01:03:43,996
I'll just stick
with the cheese.

1224
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:48,166
You know what I'm going to get you
as a present? A calorie book.

1225
01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:50,660
Please don't.

1226
01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:55,337
Yeah. A calorie book as
a gift is not so good.

1227
01:03:58,101 --> 01:04:00,103
Eva tells me
you're a therapist.

1228
01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:02,010
Tell us about your
weirdest patient.

1229
01:04:02,272 --> 01:04:03,444
No, I can't She can't.

1230
01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:07,348
Of course you can! You don't
have to name names, mate.

1231
01:04:07,610 --> 01:04:09,612
You're so uptight
about confidentiality.

1232
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:10,847
Shouldn't she be?

1233
01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:12,119
Well, you know.

1234
01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:15,860
Okay. I have one patient who
picks his nose and eats it.

1235
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,529
Oh, man!

1236
01:04:18,288 --> 01:04:19,790
In front of you?
Yes.

1237
01:04:19,956 --> 01:04:20,957
Is he a child?

1238
01:04:21,124 --> 01:04:22,535
Are you making this up?

1239
01:04:23,126 --> 01:04:24,493
It is so gross and distracting.

1240
01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:27,805
He does it in this way he thinks I
can't see, but it's so obvious.

1241
01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:30,033
I won't say who it is,
but he is famous.

1242
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,802
Really famous.
He is not!

1243
01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:33,378
- I know who it is.
- You do?

1244
01:04:33,636 --> 01:04:34,979
No, you don't.
I absolutely do.

1245
01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:37,310
Please, Sarah,
tell us! Please!

1246
01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:39,884
Okay! That's it!
Shaw's over!

1247
01:04:40,143 --> 01:04:43,488
I like being drunk. I really
think it's highly overrated.

1248
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:44,714
Underrated!

1249
01:04:44,981 --> 01:04:45,982
You're shouting.

1250
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:47,559
I am? No, I'm not.

1251
01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:48,851
You are. A little.

1252
01:04:48,852 --> 01:04:49,853
Okay, I'm sorry.

1253
01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:52,397
I don't want to wake
up the small people.

1254
01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:53,723
I'm sorry.

1255
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:56,024
You want to know
something funny?

1256
01:04:56,025 --> 01:04:57,402
This one here can't whisper.

1257
01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:01,402
What?

1258
01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:04,234
Will you do it right now?
Will you show them?

1259
01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:07,673
I'm whispering.

1260
01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:10,749
That was a whisper.

1261
01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:13,953
Huh? What?
No, it's not.

1262
01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:15,078
Can I?

1263
01:05:15,178 --> 01:05:16,179
Yeah, that was a whisper.

1264
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:17,790
What about me?

1265
01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:19,257
Yes, you can whisper.

1266
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:25,760
This is whispering.

1267
01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:36,108
No, it's not. That is
not a whisper at all.

1268
01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:38,276
You're picking on him.
No, I'm not!

1269
01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:39,775
You are.

1270
01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:42,272
You kind of are.

1271
01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:45,543
Okay, I'm sorry. I've just,
never in my entire life...

1272
01:05:45,775 --> 01:05:48,278
...have I met anybody who
couldn't whisper at all.

1273
01:05:48,545 --> 01:05:49,717
Whatever.

1274
01:05:53,383 --> 01:05:56,387
No. You are not allowed to
complain about her anymore.

1275
01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:59,122
Why the fuck is this
in the drawer? Cathy?

1276
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,299
Did you put this in the drawer?
No.

1277
01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:02,662
Maybe one of the kids did.

1278
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:03,896
That could be.

1279
01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:06,232
But I think you put
it there, 'cause I find

1280
01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:08,467
weird stuff in these
drawers all the time.

1281
01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:11,074
I clean the best I can.

1282
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:15,249
I'm just trying to understand
the thought process.

1283
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:19,313
You like the counters clean.

1284
01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:22,813
Yeah, but not by shoving weird
shit in the wrong drawers.

1285
01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:25,148
Does the ball
belong in the kitchen?

1286
01:06:25,415 --> 01:06:26,416
That's enough.

1287
01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:27,992
You know what,
Mrs. Sarah?

1288
01:06:28,251 --> 01:06:30,185
I find your crap everywhere.

1289
01:06:30,186 --> 01:06:31,466
You think I know
where to put it?

1290
01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:33,823
You leave stuff
all over the house.

1291
01:06:34,090 --> 01:06:37,162
You let your children
write on the walls.

1292
01:06:37,427 --> 01:06:39,338
You floss your
teeth and leave it.

1293
01:06:41,764 --> 01:06:43,266
You clean your own house.

1294
01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:49,779
You people disgust me.
But you is nice, Mr. Will.

1295
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,008
Thanks, Cathy!

1296
01:06:59,782 --> 01:07:02,126
It really would have
been kinder to fire her.

1297
01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:03,954
Oh, my God.

1298
01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:06,861
Guys, my timing
might be a little off...

1299
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:11,198
...but I think I put
the ball in the drawer.

1300
01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:12,633
Not funny.

1301
01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:14,364
Are you serious?

1302
01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:23,206
That wasn't a very
fun evening, was it?

1303
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:25,713
God! Yikes!

1304
01:07:26,142 --> 01:07:30,386
Why do you care if I don't
know how to whisper?

1305
01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:32,549
What was that?

1306
01:07:33,650 --> 01:07:34,993
I mean, that was embarrassing.

1307
01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:40,224
I was just joking around.
That was complete... nothing.

1308
01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:42,225
A calorie book?

1309
01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:44,893
You're going to buy
me a calorie book?

1310
01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:46,567
Okay, well, I'm sorry.

1311
01:07:52,669 --> 01:07:55,673
I'm obviously not going to
buy you a calorie book.

1312
01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:59,182
I thought you
actually liked me.

1313
01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:07,588
I do like you.

1314
01:08:09,519 --> 01:08:12,523
Why do I feel like I just spent
the evening with my ex-wife?

1315
01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:22,431
Wait, what are you doing,
driving me home?

1316
01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:23,433
Mmm-hmm.

1317
01:08:26,636 --> 01:08:27,637
Oh.

1318
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:37,622
Are you going to
spend the night?

1319
01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:41,288
No. Not tonight.

1320
01:08:42,552 --> 01:08:43,792
Okay.

1321
01:08:58,801 --> 01:08:59,973
Hi.

1322
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:05,317
Ellen went out with friends, but I didn't
really want to go home. Is this okay?

1323
01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:08,816
I'm glad you're here, actually.

1324
01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:13,657
I'm always so much more
comfortable at your house.

1325
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:19,929
You know...

1326
01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:25,170
...you would be so welcome to stay
in Ellen's room once she's gone.

1327
01:09:25,428 --> 01:09:28,773
You'd have to check with your
mom, but the room will be empty.

1328
01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:30,671
Really?
Oh, yeah.

1329
01:09:31,501 --> 01:09:33,674
That would be awesome.
Thank you so much.

1330
01:09:34,337 --> 01:09:35,509
Sure.

1331
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,780
Thank you.

1332
01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:53,861
Excuse me, Chloe,
but can I have my mom back?

1333
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:59,302
Honey, we were just watching
something and passed out.

1334
01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:04,868
Next you'll be asking her to
move into my room when I'm gone.

1335
01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:09,983
I'm sorry.

1336
01:10:10,139 --> 01:10:11,550
No, it's not your
fault, sweetie.

1337
01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:13,547
I better go home.

1338
01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:24,052
Honey.

1339
01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:25,896
Chloe is needy.

1340
01:10:26,155 --> 01:10:27,566
Who's needy?

1341
01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:31,735
You know, I guess I am...

1342
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:35,072
...just trying to feel
a little bit more separate.

1343
01:10:36,399 --> 01:10:37,673
Son of prepare.

1344
01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:43,707
But instead, I just feel
lonely and anxious and...

1345
01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:46,084
...Chloe is always here.

1346
01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:48,911
I'm so sorry about that.

1347
01:10:53,683 --> 01:10:57,256
But, Ellen,
you know you're my baby.

1348
01:10:57,754 --> 01:11:00,758
Right, honey? Give Mommy a hug.
Will you sit with me?

1349
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,547
Can I see what Daddy
and Fran gave you?

1350
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,953
I'm going to finish my blanket.

1351
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:24,781
They get you anything else?

1352
01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:32,228
Oh, those are good. They don't
take up room. You'll use those.

1353
01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:45,135
Hey, did you ever get a
chance to look at my book?

1354
01:11:45,401 --> 01:11:46,573
Oh, I did!
You did?

1355
01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:50,307
Yes. Your poems
are beautiful!

1356
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:55,312
I mean, not that I understand
them, but I like them.

1357
01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:58,489
Thank you. And I'm sure
you understand them.

1358
01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:01,655
Mom!

1359
01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:03,589
We're out here!

1360
01:12:05,087 --> 01:12:07,158
Dad's in the car.
I forgot my phone.

1361
01:12:07,423 --> 01:12:11,092
Good, because I finally get
to introduce you guys.

1362
01:12:11,093 --> 01:12:12,333
This is Eva.

1363
01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:14,600
Tess!

1364
01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:15,832
Hi?

1365
01:12:16,098 --> 01:12:17,771
You guys know each other?

1366
01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:20,503
Uh, yeah, we know each other.

1367
01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:21,946
This is Tess.

1368
01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:24,014
Mom, she's dating Dad.

1369
01:12:26,609 --> 01:12:28,452
What?
You didn't know that?

1370
01:12:30,279 --> 01:12:31,952
You date Albert?

1371
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:38,894
I'm not sure what's going on right now.
Wait a minute.

1372
01:12:39,222 --> 01:12:41,065
Hello! Marianne!

1373
01:12:42,391 --> 01:12:45,565
Sorry to interrupt, but, Tess,
we really have to get going.

1374
01:12:47,897 --> 01:12:48,898
Hi!

1375
01:12:49,232 --> 01:12:50,302
Hi.

1376
01:12:51,901 --> 01:12:54,313
I don't understand.
What are you doing here?

1377
01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:57,474
She massages me.
We're friends.

1378
01:12:57,740 --> 01:12:59,083
I thought

1379
01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:02,583
You're friends with Marianne.

1380
01:13:04,914 --> 01:13:07,087
I met you...

1381
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:11,095
...at a party and you
gave me your card...

1382
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:14,164
No, no. I gave
you my card.

1383
01:13:14,423 --> 01:13:17,768
Yes. I think you
were at that same party.

1384
01:13:18,094 --> 01:13:19,937
Yeah, I remember the party.

1385
01:13:20,496 --> 01:13:21,600
And you met us both.

1386
01:13:26,168 --> 01:13:27,841
So now you're her masseuse?

1387
01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:29,276
Yeah!

1388
01:13:31,774 --> 01:13:32,844
For how long?

1389
01:13:33,109 --> 01:13:34,850
Ever since we all met.

1390
01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:36,784
Well, I didn't know...

1391
01:13:37,013 --> 01:13:40,790
...who she was,
or who you... are, were.

1392
01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:42,291
So...

1393
01:13:43,519 --> 01:13:45,965
...you put it together
at some point, right?

1394
01:13:46,188 --> 01:13:47,255
No.

1395
01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,257
No?

1396
01:13:48,357 --> 01:13:50,860
I'm sorry, at some
point, I, um...

1397
01:13:51,127 --> 01:13:52,128
When?

1398
01:13:52,361 --> 01:13:53,704
Well, I think...

1399
01:13:54,530 --> 01:13:55,531
What?
When?

1400
01:13:55,798 --> 01:13:57,471
When? Umm...

1401
01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:04,407
Yeah.

1402
01:14:08,878 --> 01:14:10,221
You got your phone?
Yeah.

1403
01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:11,890
Okay, let's go.

1404
01:14:27,997 --> 01:14:29,499
I'm so sorry.

1405
01:14:45,514 --> 01:14:48,256
Are you okay?
Should I not be here?

1406
01:14:48,517 --> 01:14:49,860
Probably not.

1407
01:14:53,089 --> 01:14:55,763
Oh, I screwed up big time.
What happened?

1408
01:14:56,025 --> 01:14:57,698
Oh, shit!

1409
01:14:59,195 --> 01:15:00,697
Oh, that's my mom.

1410
01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:06,043
Hi, Mom.

1411
01:15:06,602 --> 01:15:09,947
I'm sorry, do you have a daughter?
'Cause this one's mine.

1412
01:15:10,272 --> 01:15:12,445
Who do you think
you are, telling her

1413
01:15:12,608 --> 01:15:14,713
she should have sex
with her boyfriend?

1414
01:15:15,211 --> 01:15:17,213
You know what?
All she needs...

1415
01:15:17,446 --> 01:15:18,948
No, you shut it!

1416
01:15:21,550 --> 01:15:22,551
Dyke.

1417
01:16:02,591 --> 01:16:04,671
I didn't tell you
about the kitchen remodel.

1418
01:16:04,827 --> 01:16:08,434
They talked to the guys in
Rome about the travertine.

1419
01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:12,109
Apparently when they were lifting
it up, it snapped or something...

1420
01:16:25,448 --> 01:16:27,052
Is your dad here?

1421
01:16:27,283 --> 01:16:28,728
He went to the market.

1422
01:16:29,785 --> 01:16:32,129
Sorry to just
come over like this,

1423
01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,632
but he hasn't been
returning my calls, so...

1424
01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:37,134
I'll tell him you came by.

1425
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:39,303
What are you
gonna do with that?

1426
01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:41,400
You want one?

1427
01:16:41,964 --> 01:16:43,637
Oh, sure.

1428
01:16:57,146 --> 01:16:58,147
Hi.

1429
01:16:58,647 --> 01:17:00,320
You know how many
calories are in that?

1430
01:17:10,226 --> 01:17:11,728
I just want to talk.

1431
01:17:14,797 --> 01:17:18,301
It really was
a coincidence. Okay?

1432
01:17:18,801 --> 01:17:21,145
And I wanted it to stop.

1433
01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:25,646
But she needed massages and we sort of...
Oh, thank you.

1434
01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,816
We sort of became friends...

1435
01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:31,489
...and I didn't
know what to do.

1436
01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:34,654
She needed massages?

1437
01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:41,324
You knew what to do.
You just didn't do it.

1438
01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:44,835
Well, I was very torn.

1439
01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:48,836
So while you were being torn...

1440
01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:51,611
...she was poisoning
our relationship

1441
01:17:51,767 --> 01:17:54,179
and poisoning your
perception of me.

1442
01:17:55,838 --> 01:17:57,283
Why would you want that?

1443
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:03,854
I don't know.

1444
01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:07,354
I mean...

1445
01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:12,196
Except maybe I was trying to protect
myself, you know, because...

1446
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:13,693
...you know...

1447
01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:19,863
...because we'd both been
married before, and...

1448
01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:24,538
...you know how
things can turn out.

1449
01:18:25,467 --> 01:18:27,140
What about us?
What about...

1450
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:29,046
...protecting us?

1451
01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:33,816
I didn't protect us.

1452
01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:38,719
And it didn't get
poisoned, Albert.

1453
01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:43,554
I still really wanted us
to keep seeing each other.

1454
01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:47,723
I wouldn't know how, you know?

1455
01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:50,401
I'm so, so, so sorry.

1456
01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:52,733
I know this sounds...

1457
01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:54,567
...corny...

1458
01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:57,074
...but you broke my heart.

1459
01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:01,074
And I'm too old for that shit.

1460
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:06,242
And the worst part...

1461
01:19:06,909 --> 01:19:08,876
...the worst part of
it is that you made me

1462
01:19:08,877 --> 01:19:12,017
look like an idiot in
front of my daughter.

1463
01:19:12,181 --> 01:19:14,183
I'm the idiot!

1464
01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:16,419
I'm the idiot.

1465
01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:21,860
Look, I got a lot to do.

1466
01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,764
Tess and everything.
School.

1467
01:19:25,861 --> 01:19:27,033
When is she leaving?

1468
01:19:27,296 --> 01:19:31,142
Next week. School
starts early for her.

1469
01:19:31,467 --> 01:19:33,310
Yeah, same for Ellen.

1470
01:19:40,209 --> 01:19:42,883
I guess we have to
get those hobbies going.

1471
01:19:44,213 --> 01:19:45,556
Guess so.

1472
01:20:07,002 --> 01:20:08,072
Bye.

1473
01:20:08,671 --> 01:20:10,844
He just really,
really liked you.

1474
01:20:12,174 --> 01:20:14,518
I just really,
really liked him.

1475
01:20:31,093 --> 01:20:34,267
<i>Computer,
what's the point in this?</i>

1476
01:20:34,930 --> 01:20:38,878
<i>You do all the thinking
where we...</i>

1477
01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:45,618
<i>Just digging shelters
in the snow</i>

1478
01:20:45,808 --> 01:20:49,722
<i>Build a house
of dream and domino</i>

1479
01:20:51,113 --> 01:20:54,492
<i>I know it's fallen down</i>

1480
01:20:55,984 --> 01:21:00,524
<i>Got my headphones on
and I won't hear a sound</i>

1481
01:21:01,957 --> 01:21:05,962
<i>No, it's all broke down</i>

1482
01:21:07,463 --> 01:21:11,969
<i>Eyes out on the road
but no one comes along</i>

1483
01:21:12,134 --> 01:21:14,671
<i>When you want them to</i>

1484
01:21:37,993 --> 01:21:41,338
<i>Let your hair hang long</i>

1485
01:21:42,831 --> 01:21:46,438
<i>Yeah, that old north wind
is blowing</i>

1486
01:21:46,769 --> 01:21:49,443
How will you know
which one is your room?

1487
01:21:49,772 --> 01:21:52,573
It's all written down.
And remember, Mom,

1488
01:21:52,574 --> 01:21:54,679
we saw everything on our visit.

1489
01:21:55,444 --> 01:21:57,617
I don't remember anything.

1490
01:21:58,113 --> 01:21:59,456
I do.

1491
01:22:01,784 --> 01:22:03,058
She's going to be great.

1492
01:22:03,185 --> 01:22:04,459
You're going to be great.

1493
01:22:06,121 --> 01:22:07,242
I love you guys.

1494
01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:08,460
I love you, too.

1495
01:22:27,075 --> 01:22:30,784
<i>Computer,
what's the point in this?</i>

1496
01:22:30,979 --> 01:22:34,825
<i>You do all the thinking
where we...</i>

1497
01:22:37,719 --> 01:22:41,462
<i>Just building shelters
in the snow</i>

1498
01:22:41,824 --> 01:22:45,601
<i>Build a house
of dream and domino</i>

1499
01:22:47,229 --> 01:22:50,472
<i>I know it's fallen down</i>

1500
01:22:52,067 --> 01:22:56,914
<i>Got my headphones on
and I won't hear a sound</i>

1501
01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:02,086
<i>Yeah, it's all broke down</i>

1502
01:23:03,846 --> 01:23:07,817
<i>Eyes out on the road
but no one comes along</i>

1503
01:23:08,951 --> 01:23:11,522
<i>When you want them to</i>

1504
01:23:26,602 --> 01:23:28,775
Well, we made a fine person.

1505
01:24:14,149 --> 01:24:15,355
Hey, Eva!

1506
01:24:24,993 --> 01:24:26,495
Do you think you can help me?

1507
01:24:27,496 --> 01:24:29,339
Of course!
Oh, my God.

1508
01:24:29,665 --> 01:24:31,338
I'm such an idiot!
I'm sorry.

1509
01:24:31,667 --> 01:24:34,170
Sorry. Is that... Jeez.

1510
01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:36,013
I'm sorry.

1511
01:24:37,372 --> 01:24:38,715
This thing's heavy.

1512
01:24:51,186 --> 01:24:54,222
We always go to my mother's
house for Thanksgiving...

1513
01:24:54,223 --> 01:24:56,223
...and I get in a fight
with my sister and brother.

1514
01:24:56,224 --> 01:24:59,068
My sister's a middle child,
so she has issues.

1515
01:24:59,361 --> 01:25:01,363
Anyway, what are you doing?

1516
01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:04,204
Huh? What are you doing
for the holiday?

1517
01:25:06,201 --> 01:25:07,942
I'm going to my friend's house.

1518
01:25:08,070 --> 01:25:09,879
It's going to be
a small group, but...

1519
01:25:10,205 --> 01:25:11,275
That sounds nice.

1520
01:25:11,406 --> 01:25:12,544
Oh, yeah.

1521
01:25:29,725 --> 01:25:31,068
Hi, honey.

1522
01:25:32,060 --> 01:25:33,471
Oh, thank you so much.

1523
01:25:33,595 --> 01:25:35,074
No problem.

1524
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:40,073
It really smells good in here!

1525
01:25:40,268 --> 01:25:41,941
Yeah? I can't
smell it anymore.

1526
01:25:42,237 --> 01:25:46,083
It's unbelievably delicious sound...
Sounding. Smelling.

1527
01:25:54,082 --> 01:25:55,425
You excited?

1528
01:25:56,084 --> 01:25:58,086
Oh, my God, beyond!

1529
01:25:58,420 --> 01:26:00,422
You think she'll
look different?

1530
01:26:00,756 --> 01:26:02,758
Yeah, maybe she grew
a beard or something.

1531
01:26:02,924 --> 01:26:04,926
You know how it is
at Sarah Lawrence.

1532
01:26:05,594 --> 01:26:08,663
No, she looks the same. I
Skyped with her yesterday.

1533
01:26:08,664 --> 01:26:10,200
Actually, I think
she's gained weight.

1534
01:26:10,465 --> 01:26:12,199
What time are
you picking her up?

1535
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:13,804
Not till two.

1536
01:26:14,036 --> 01:26:15,640
We're eating at
five... you should just

1537
01:26:15,771 --> 01:26:17,375
come straight here
from the airport.

1538
01:26:19,708 --> 01:26:21,381
Oh, let's use the fancy plates.

1539
01:26:21,710 --> 01:26:23,383
But you say you
don't like them.

1540
01:26:23,645 --> 01:26:25,522
I know. But it's
Thanksgiving...

1541
01:26:25,647 --> 01:26:27,490
you're supposed to
use the ugly plates.

1542
01:26:34,656 --> 01:26:36,158
Okay, I'll see you. Bye.

1543
01:26:36,391 --> 01:26:38,234
Bye, Eva!
Bye, Cathy.

1544
01:27:29,044 --> 01:27:30,114
Hi.

1545
01:27:37,452 --> 01:27:39,125
Oh, wow.

1546
01:27:41,456 --> 01:27:42,457
Okay.

1547
01:28:16,491 --> 01:28:18,767
I don't always park
in front of your house.

1548
01:28:19,828 --> 01:28:21,830
I usually just drive by.

1549
01:28:23,498 --> 01:28:25,842
Sometimes I drive
by your house, too.

1550
01:28:27,002 --> 01:28:28,174
You do?

1551
01:28:44,853 --> 01:28:46,196
You look good.

1552
01:28:47,522 --> 01:28:48,523
You, too.

1553
01:28:49,858 --> 01:28:50,928
Thank you.

1554
01:28:56,131 --> 01:28:58,475
Is Tess coming home
for Thanksgiving?

1555
01:28:58,700 --> 01:29:02,204
She's already here.
She's over at her mother's.

1556
01:29:02,470 --> 01:29:04,472
I'm going over there later.

1557
01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:07,441
You want to come?

1558
01:29:12,881 --> 01:29:15,054
And Ellen is...

1559
01:29:16,051 --> 01:29:19,055
This afternoon. She's
coming home this afternoon.

1560
01:29:24,826 --> 01:29:26,237
You been okay without her?

1561
01:29:26,561 --> 01:29:28,234
Oh, sure, yeah.

1562
01:29:28,563 --> 01:29:30,331
I mean, she's not going back.

1563
01:29:30,332 --> 01:29:31,868
'Cause I've built a cage.

1564
01:29:33,068 --> 01:29:34,513
What a good idea!

1565
01:29:43,578 --> 01:29:45,080
I've missed you.

1566
01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:50,252
I missed you, too.

1567
01:30:03,198 --> 01:30:06,873
Oh, I should tell you...
I bought some night tables.

1568
01:30:07,435 --> 01:30:08,778
You did?

1569
01:30:09,771 --> 01:30:10,943
No.

1570
01:30:14,109 --> 01:30:15,452
No, I didn't.

1571
01:30:18,446 --> 01:30:20,790
Okay. That's good.

1572
01:31:08,964 --> 01:31:11,774
<i>I like your toothy smile</i>

1573
01:31:14,669 --> 01:31:17,912
<i>It never fails to beguile</i>

1574
01:31:20,608 --> 01:31:23,589
<i>Whichever way
the wind is blowing</i>

1575
01:31:25,914 --> 01:31:28,952
<i>I like the way this is going</i>

1576
01:31:31,519 --> 01:31:34,659
<i>I like to watch TV with you</i>

1577
01:31:37,525 --> 01:31:39,163
<i>There's really nothing</i>

1578
01:31:39,594 --> 01:31:41,767
<i>That I would rather do</i>

1579
01:31:42,831 --> 01:31:45,710
<i>Then maybe we can go to bed</i>

1580
01:31:48,370 --> 01:31:51,715
<i>And get up and do it all again</i>

1581
01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:57,452
<i>I like the way your pants fit</i>

1582
01:32:00,148 --> 01:32:03,152
<i>And how you stand
and how you sit</i>

1583
01:32:05,687 --> 01:32:08,793
<i>Whatever seeds
that you're sowing</i>

1584
01:32:11,059 --> 01:32:14,336
<i>I like the way this is going</i>

1585
01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:22,743
<i>I don't care about the past</i>

1586
01:32:25,507 --> 01:32:28,488
<i>None of it was made to last</i>

1587
01:32:30,812 --> 01:32:32,655
<i>It's not who you've known</i>

1588
01:32:33,081 --> 01:32:35,152
<i>But who you're knowing</i>

1589
01:32:36,518 --> 01:32:39,590
<i>I like the way this is going</i>

1590
01:32:42,090 --> 01:32:45,560
<i>I like the way this is going</i>

1590
01:32:46,305 --> 01:32:52,831
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