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[SCREAMING, GUN SHOTS FADE UP]
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[MONSTER ROARS]
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Oh, thank goodness.
Stay, Mrs. Butterworth.
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Stay, damn you! Stay!
Stay! Stay!
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Good morning,
Mrs. Jefferson.
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How are you? Oh. Oh! How are you?
Oh, you're shaking.
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Thank you for coming.
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Okay.
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Thank you for coming.
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Oh, that's all right.
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On your day off especially.
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Oh, come on. Are you kidding me?
Where is it, out back?
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It's in the trap.
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In the where?
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In the trap.
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Okay. All right, it's okay.
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Thank you for coming
on your day off.
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I got our little friend.
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[CAT HISSES]
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Is it ugly?
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Is it ugly? They're
all beautiful to me.
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Kept us up all night long with its ruckus.
Didn't it, Mrs. Butterworth?
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Butterworthless when it
comes to catching critters.
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At 5:06 A.M. I heard that trap
shut, and I called you ASAP.
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You're on my speed dial.
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I know, Ann.
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I hope you rot in hell,
you filthy vermin!
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Okay, I'm going to set it
loose in the park, okay?
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Yeah, set it loose in the park.
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Break his neck first.
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Alex? Alex- Yeah.
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I am... I'm just...
I'm so embarrassed.
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The darned government
was late with my Social
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Security check again,
so I brought you this.
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Oh.
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A little sugar.
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That is so sweet of you.
Thank you.
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It's full of maraschino cherries,
and I left off the stems this time.
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Wow. Well, you can never count
on the government for anything,
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but you can always count on me.
My favorite client.
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You are such a nice guy.
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Ah, well... How come...
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...a nice guy like
you is still single?
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I ask myself that same
question every day. I
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guess I just haven't met
the right girl yet.
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When you do...
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...she's going to be exhausted.
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That was awkward. Okay, bye, Mrs. J.
I'll see-
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Alex, Alex.
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Yeah.
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You have a spider on your arm.
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What? Oh, that's a tattoo.
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A spider. No, no, no, no.
A spider is on your arm.
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Oh, look at that. Look at that.
Oh, that's a brown recluse.
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This is highly poisonous.
As long as you don't
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provoke it, so we just
have to stay calm. Okay?
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Let me help you.
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Remain calm, okay?
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Let me help you. I can-
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No, no, stay calm means
I don't need your help.
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Okay, let me help you.
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No, don't help me. You just stay calm.
No, Mrs. J. No-
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[ALEX SCREAMS]
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Paging Dr. Bender.
Paging Dr. Bender.
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[WOMAN KNOCKS ON DOOR]
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Was that a dead body?
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Let's not focus on
that, Mister...
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Mathis. Was that one of
your patients, Nurse...
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Lisa? I mean, I-I don't care.
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I'm not saying that you
were responsible for that,
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but being your next patient I
was just a little concerned.
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You know, I would imagine, if I
looked up the word "nurse" in,
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let's say, Nurse Journal or Nurse
Illustrated or whatever it is,
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that I would probably
see a picture of you.
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I mean, you are, like,
the perfect nurse.
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Are you done?
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Okay.
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Okay, so it says here you have a small
puncture wound on your upper arm.
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Correct.
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Can you remove your
shirt, please?
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Sure.
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It might be a bullet
wound, though, actually,
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because I'm dodging bullets
all day long in what I do.
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And what is it that you do?
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Um, well, I actually-
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Ow, ow. I, uh... Actually,
I shouldn't tell you.
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It's top secret.
Ow.
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I'd say you're a comedian, but the shirt
gives you away. So do your work books.
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Well, Mr. Mathis, it looks
like one of your bugs bit you.
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From the swelling,
I'd say a spider.
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You know what? You'd be right.
It was a brown recluse.
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All right, let's just do 1/10 cc
of Dexamethasone or cortisone,
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whatever you want. It's
not my first barbecue.
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Okay, let me check that with the doctor.
I'll be giving you these shots myself.
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Then you'll be out fighting
bugs again in no time.
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Uh, nurse... Lisa... let's say for
a second that this is lethal,
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and, you know, I've
only got one meal left.
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What do you say, you,
me, breakfast? Huh?
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No.
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No.
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[SINGING]
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It's too early for this crap and
need some help from the captain.
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Jeez.
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[YELLS]
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[SCREAMS]
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$200 for gauze? Seriously, I
hope they accept fruitcake as
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payment because I don't
know what I'm going to do.
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[ALARM BELL RINGING]
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Okay, everybody calm down.
It's just a fire alarm.
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Walk out, please. Slowly. Let's go, sir.
Don't worry. Don't be scared.
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It's okay, don't run.
Slowly, slowly.
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Okay, it's fine, folks.
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It's fine. Everything's fine.
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I
have your attention, please.
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Uh, this is a false alarm.
It is a false one, folks.
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There's no fire
in the building,
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so if we could all just remain
calm, that would be great.
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Jose, I need you to turn
the damn thing off.
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Okay, you got it, boss.
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Thank you.
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Are you okay?
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You know what? I can help
them out if you want.
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You want me to help them out?
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No, we're okay. We're fine.
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You sure?
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Yeah, we got it.
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Excuse me, Director?
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Yes.
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Carl has something
very crazy to say.
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There's something in the morgue.
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It climbed right out of a body bag,
and it bit me. I swear to Christ.
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Like the... Like the
living dead, Carl?
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Jose, please.
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Sorry, I like those movies.
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Carl, what the hell are you talking about?
Did you pull the fire alarm again?
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Hell, yes. Didn't you
hear what I said?
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There's some sort of
animal that's down here.
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Okay, but, Carl, you work at a hospital.
If something bites you,
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there's doctors and
nurses everywhere.
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There's no reason for you to pull a fire
alarm and alert the entire building.
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But it bit me, boss. It bit me.
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Maybe somebody brought in a dog.
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It's not a dog. Listen, I know how this
sounds, but you should have seen it.
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It's got these long black
legs, like a spider,
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but it's much too
big to be a spider.
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We've got to call somebody.
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Look, if it was bigger than a
spider, it wasn't a spider.
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I'm sure- A black
cat, maybe, Carl.
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It's too big to be
a- Call somebody.
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Was it a monkey?
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Why would it be a monkey?
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Could've been a spider. Carl, right?
Okay. Listen,
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it may in fact have
been a giant tarantula.
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I've seen tarantulas as
big as a foot across.
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Who's this guy?
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He happens to be
an exterminator.
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Spiders happen to
be my specialty.
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I know what spiders are thinking.
I get into a spider's head.
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I think like a spider. I move
like a spider, all eight legs.
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I become a spider
to catch a spider.
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[MAKES SPIDER NOISES]
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Okay, all right. Do you
want to go down with
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Carl and maybe take
care of this thing?
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I'd really appreciate it. As you can
see, I've got my hands full here.
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Right now? Yeah.
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I'd really appreciate it.
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I would love to do that for you.
Carl, we could do that.
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Sure. I love to work pro Bono.
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Okay, that's great.
I appreciate that.
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No problem at all.
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No problem. I just have a quick
thing to discuss. See this?
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This is my bill for the hospital.
I haven't settled this yet,
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so I'll take care of this for you
if you take care of this for me.
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Sort of quid pro quo pro Bono.
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Sounds fair to me, boss.
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Thank you, Jose.
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Yes, fine. That's great. Consider
your visit on the house.
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Thank you.
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Great. Okay, Carl, will
you take this gentleman
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downstairs, and let's get
rid of this bug, okay?
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Okay, boss, but I
don't feel so good.
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Let me see the bite.
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Okay, I'm going to
get you to the E.R.
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It's going to be an
intern's nightmare.
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Woof.
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Jose.
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Yeah.
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Will you please take our bug-
killing friend to the morgue?
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Oh, sure.
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Anything he needs, just
take care of it, okay?
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You got it, boss.
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Gracias.
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I'm going to have to grab a couple
things from my... from my truck.
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That's okay.
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You're not a real police
officer, are you?
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Security guard.
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Okay. All right, my
truck's out back.
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Okay. Oh, and they
hand me a gun.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, put it away.
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I will. I have handcuffs, too.
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Good. Okay.
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I got some mace.
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Sure.
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So you get in the mind
of the spider, really?
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I do.
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That's crazy.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's a little nuts.
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Sir, we have a location.
E.T.A. 5 minutes.
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It's over here.
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Uh-oh, the lights
don't work so good.
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[MAKES SPIDER SOUND]
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It's cold in here.
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No, spiders don't like it cold.
They like it warm. Dark and warm.
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Well, that's good.
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Hey, Jorge.
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Uh-huh.
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Can you get my flash light?
It's in the side of my bag.
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Sure.
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My name's Jose. Okay? Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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Oh, God.
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What?
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This is so gross.
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Oh, yeah? What?
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Look at this.
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No, describe it. I'm
not going to look.
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Oh, uh.
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What?
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The spider must've... oh,
he must've got inside
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this guy's body and dug
his way out through
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his lungs or his
stomach or something.
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What?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, poor guy.
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How big did Carl say this thing was?
What did he say exactly?
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Exactly?
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Yeah.
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Let me see. Uh, "He bit me, boss.
He bit me."
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And then Lisa said
"It was a doggie."
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He said, "No." And then I said, "Maybe
it was a black cat." He said, "No."
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"Then it's a monkey."
He said, "No." He said
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it was like a spider but
bigger than a spide-
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Maybe it was a spider monkey.
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A spider monkey?
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A spider monkey.
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00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,661
[SIRENS BLARING]
249
00:15:16,643 --> 00:15:20,546
Ooh, what is all this? We already called.
It was a false alarm.
250
00:15:20,547 --> 00:15:23,048
No, it wasn't.
251
00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:30,056
Is that, like, Raid?
252
00:15:30,057 --> 00:15:36,396
Raid? No. Raid is for housewives.
This is a very potent brew,
253
00:15:36,397 --> 00:15:39,226
my own concoction
of sticky acid.
254
00:15:39,252 --> 00:15:43,303
A few drops on a termite
hive, and it's history.
255
00:15:43,304 --> 00:15:44,671
And it's eco friendly.
256
00:15:44,672 --> 00:15:46,306
Oh, that's nice.
257
00:15:46,307 --> 00:15:51,276
Okay, if you were a spider,
where would you be?
258
00:15:54,981 --> 00:15:59,985
[ALEX MAKES SPIDER NOISES]
259
00:16:02,689 --> 00:16:03,690
Oh, damn it.
260
00:16:03,691 --> 00:16:04,723
What?
261
00:16:08,361 --> 00:16:12,064
[JOSE SCREAMS, GASPING]
262
00:16:16,069 --> 00:16:18,905
Yes, I know, but I thought
it was, you know, spider...
263
00:16:18,906 --> 00:16:21,741
you were scared, too. Shut up.
264
00:16:21,742 --> 00:16:24,077
Where's this vent go to?
265
00:16:24,078 --> 00:16:26,162
Uh, through the building,
from the roof, all
266
00:16:26,163 --> 00:16:28,247
the way down to the
basement machine room.
267
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,749
The machine room?
268
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:30,750
Yeah.
269
00:16:30,751 --> 00:16:32,452
Where it's warm.
270
00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:33,252
Ah.
271
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,487
Okay, Jose, get up there.
272
00:16:34,488 --> 00:16:36,322
I'm not going to get up there.
273
00:16:36,323 --> 00:16:38,424
Come on, man. You're a little guy.
Get in the vent.
274
00:16:38,425 --> 00:16:39,826
I'm not going in there.
275
00:16:39,827 --> 00:16:41,828
I'm kidding. Get my bag for me.
276
00:16:41,829 --> 00:16:45,331
It's not funny, man. But, listen, are
you really going to go up there?
277
00:16:45,332 --> 00:16:47,133
Yeah, that's what I do.
278
00:16:47,134 --> 00:16:53,373
This is how I roll, man. There
is no bug that can outdo the Ex.
279
00:16:53,374 --> 00:16:55,775
And besides, the bug
that we're dealing with?
280
00:16:55,776 --> 00:16:56,642
Mm-hm.
281
00:16:56,643 --> 00:16:57,844
Is a big bug.
282
00:16:57,845 --> 00:16:59,846
Ah.
283
00:16:59,847 --> 00:17:02,815
In my line of work, it's the little
bugs you've got to be scared of.
284
00:17:02,816 --> 00:17:03,816
Oh, the little ones.
285
00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:06,185
Yeah.
286
00:17:06,186 --> 00:17:09,389
Oh, I hate little bugs. You know? I hate
gnats, mosquitoes, cucarachas of course.
287
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:12,725
I don't even like lady bugs. You
know, everybody likes lady bugs.
288
00:17:12,726 --> 00:17:14,427
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
289
00:17:14,428 --> 00:17:16,529
I hate roly pollies, too. I
can't stand them. Chiggers:
290
00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:19,599
Chiggers are, like, really bad
because they get under the skin.
291
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,235
Okay. Sorry, the one we're
looking for has a mean bite.
292
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:24,137
You've got a lot of
elderly, sick people, kids.
293
00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:26,039
Let's do this for the kids.
294
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,473
Let's do it for the kids.
295
00:17:27,474 --> 00:17:29,609
All right.
296
00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:31,378
I'll be on channel two.
I'm going to need you
297
00:17:31,379 --> 00:17:33,146
to talk me through the
entire vent, okay?
298
00:17:33,147 --> 00:17:37,183
All the way through the building. Wanna
make sure this thing doesn't double back
299
00:17:37,184 --> 00:17:38,684
and come back through this way.
300
00:17:38,685 --> 00:17:40,987
Uh, wait a minute. I don't
have the sticky acid.
301
00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:44,657
Yeah, but you've got the gun,
you've got the handcuffs, the mace.
302
00:17:44,658 --> 00:17:47,860
Trust me, this thing is more
scared of you than you are of it.
303
00:17:47,861 --> 00:17:50,063
Huh, I don't think so.
304
00:17:50,064 --> 00:17:51,748
Uh, sir, there are no cell
phones in the hospital.
305
00:17:51,749 --> 00:17:53,433
There's a sign right there.
306
00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:57,437
Set up a perimeter around the hospital.
Lieutenant, lock it down.
307
00:17:57,438 --> 00:18:01,641
Uh, that is a negative, my friend.
Repeat, not happening. We have patients-
308
00:18:01,642 --> 00:18:04,110
Your hospital is now
under my command.
309
00:18:04,111 --> 00:18:09,115
I'm sorry. I'm Gordon Harris, director
of the hospital. Who are you?
310
00:18:09,116 --> 00:18:13,419
I am Major Braxton C. Tanner,
Special Forces, United States Army.
311
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:16,022
We have reason to suspect
you've inadvertently
312
00:18:16,023 --> 00:18:18,624
received a very
dangerous contagion.
313
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:22,862
There's a body that was mistakenly
sent here to this hospital.
314
00:18:22,863 --> 00:18:24,864
We'd like to see that body.
315
00:18:24,865 --> 00:18:26,165
A contagion?
316
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:28,234
Now, where's the morgue?
317
00:18:28,235 --> 00:18:32,404
[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]
318
00:18:54,093 --> 00:19:01,399
[HEART MONITOR BEEPING FASTER]
319
00:19:17,483 --> 00:19:21,286
[HEART MONITOR BEEPING SLOWS]
320
00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:40,305
[HEART MONITOR BEEPING FASTER]
321
00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:59,759
[ELDERLY MAN SCREAMS]
322
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:05,263
[HEART MONITOR BEEPING
IN A STEADY FLATLINE]
323
00:20:24,317 --> 00:20:28,821
Breaker, breaker, this is the Ex
calling El Dorado. Come in, Jose.
324
00:20:28,822 --> 00:20:32,592
Uh, hi, yes, I'm here.
El Dorado, did you say?
325
00:20:32,593 --> 00:20:35,762
Yeah, El Dorado. I'm
coming up to a junction,
326
00:20:35,763 --> 00:20:38,931
east and west. Which
way to the basement?
327
00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:40,466
[MUTTERS]
328
00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:43,236
Uh, what's a junction?
329
00:20:43,237 --> 00:20:48,641
It's uh... like when two roads come are...
you know, come together in a T,
330
00:20:48,642 --> 00:20:51,944
and you don't... Do I go left
or right to go to the basement?
331
00:20:51,945 --> 00:20:53,913
Go left.
332
00:20:53,914 --> 00:20:55,214
What?
333
00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:55,948
Yes.
334
00:20:55,949 --> 00:20:57,617
Hello.
335
00:20:57,618 --> 00:20:59,118
Don't yell at me. Go left.
336
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:00,119
Left, right?
337
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,621
Yes, go left, izquierda.
338
00:21:01,622 --> 00:21:03,055
Am I scared of what?
339
00:21:03,056 --> 00:21:04,723
Go left.
340
00:21:06,092 --> 00:21:08,693
Okay, I'm going left.
341
00:21:08,961 --> 00:21:11,696
[SPIDER SQUEALS]
342
00:21:24,410 --> 00:21:28,713
Jose, I'm not alone
in here, buddy.
343
00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:06,451
Oh, my God.
344
00:22:20,766 --> 00:22:24,270
Jose. Jose, you're not
going to believe this.
345
00:22:24,271 --> 00:22:28,774
It looks like our friend has
already had a little snack.
346
00:22:28,775 --> 00:22:34,880
This is unbelievable and so beautiful.
The structure's incredible, the strength.
347
00:22:34,881 --> 00:22:39,351
I can't... I've never
seen anything like it.
348
00:22:44,523 --> 00:22:47,692
Oh, it's so sticky.
349
00:22:50,463 --> 00:22:51,430
[GRUNTING]
350
00:22:51,431 --> 00:22:53,631
It's so sticky.
351
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:58,970
Oh, good God.
352
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:13,485
Oh, that's not good.
That's not good.
353
00:23:14,253 --> 00:23:17,389
[SPIDER SQUEALS]
354
00:23:19,425 --> 00:23:22,694
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
355
00:23:26,098 --> 00:23:30,702
[PATTERING APPROACHES]
356
00:23:32,338 --> 00:23:33,939
Come on.
357
00:23:33,940 --> 00:23:36,508
[ALEX SCREAMS]
358
00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:55,895
Oh, that was interesting.
Oh, man.
359
00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:58,197
So this is where the
body would've come in.
360
00:23:58,198 --> 00:24:01,100
Our morgue attendant
Carl's fallen ill, so he-
361
00:24:01,101 --> 00:24:02,133
Fallen ill?
362
00:24:12,311 --> 00:24:15,114
It is here.
363
00:24:15,115 --> 00:24:19,919
Move to full lock up, people.
All units gear up.
364
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:24,023
So you're saying that the military can
just come in and shut a hospital down?
365
00:24:24,024 --> 00:24:26,559
That's not legal.
You can't do that.
366
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,177
The hell I can't. You
are under military
367
00:24:28,178 --> 00:24:29,795
jurisdiction on a matter
of national security.
368
00:24:29,796 --> 00:24:33,933
Your full cooperation and discretion
would be very much appreciated.
369
00:24:33,934 --> 00:24:35,434
Do we have an understanding?
370
00:24:35,435 --> 00:24:36,469
Yep.
371
00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:37,903
Good.
372
00:24:37,904 --> 00:24:39,238
Excuse me, Director Harris?
373
00:24:39,239 --> 00:24:40,439
Uh, not now, Lisa.
374
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,874
Can we talk for a second?
375
00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:43,209
Not now.
376
00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:45,344
Something's happened.
It's one of the patients.
377
00:24:45,345 --> 00:24:46,212
And?
378
00:24:46,213 --> 00:24:48,380
Well, he's... Dead?
379
00:24:48,381 --> 00:24:51,182
Let's take a look.
380
00:25:09,368 --> 00:25:14,539
Ah, okay. I'm onto you, buddy.
381
00:25:17,710 --> 00:25:20,412
It's already hunting.
382
00:25:20,413 --> 00:25:28,387
Granted the patient's immobility
indicates an advantageous access,
383
00:25:28,388 --> 00:25:35,294
like a buzzard selecting wounded prey.
It will get the hang of the kill quickly.
384
00:25:35,295 --> 00:25:37,263
How long has it been?
385
00:25:37,264 --> 00:25:42,101
Blood coagulation fresh. Ten, maybe
twelve minutes. It is close.
386
00:25:42,102 --> 00:25:44,803
How big do you think
it is now, Doctor?
387
00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:47,306
It has quadrupled in size.
388
00:25:47,307 --> 00:25:49,575
Qua... in 24 hours?
389
00:25:49,576 --> 00:25:53,576
It will continue to grow
exponentially. Four
390
00:25:53,577 --> 00:25:57,576
hours from now it
will quadruple again.
391
00:26:16,268 --> 00:26:18,169
Where are you, friend?
392
00:26:21,941 --> 00:26:25,941
Where are you, buddy? Come on, buddy.
The Ex has
393
00:26:25,942 --> 00:26:29,941
a treat for you. I got a...
a treat for you.
394
00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:51,870
[INTO RADIO]: U.S. to Mexico. U.S.
to Mexico. Jose, it's Alex.
395
00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:54,139
KARLY [INTO RADIO]: Copy that.
396
00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:59,677
I think I found our spider. I'm down in the
basement, buddy. Down in the basement.
397
00:27:00,813 --> 00:27:03,615
[HE KNOCKS ON SOMETHING]
398
00:27:05,017 --> 00:27:06,117
Okay.
399
00:27:09,822 --> 00:27:13,725
Where are- [BEER CAN CLATTERS]
400
00:27:22,968 --> 00:27:26,521
There you are, little buddy.
Wow, you're not such a...
401
00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:30,075
such a little guy, are you.
402
00:27:30,076 --> 00:27:34,813
All right, I've got
something for you.
403
00:27:34,814 --> 00:27:42,814
I got something for you. Nice and shiny.
You're going to like this. Ready?
404
00:27:48,227 --> 00:27:50,328
[ALEX GASPS]
405
00:27:52,031 --> 00:27:55,266
That's my quarter. Give
me back my quarter!
406
00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:04,809
Oh, no you don't. Not this time.
407
00:28:07,513 --> 00:28:10,148
You gonna run from me?
408
00:28:15,454 --> 00:28:18,690
Ah, come on, buddy.
409
00:28:25,397 --> 00:28:26,998
Get down!
410
00:28:33,072 --> 00:28:38,376
What, are you trying to kill me? Hey,
they said I could be here. What are you-
411
00:28:39,578 --> 00:28:41,379
Hi.
412
00:28:42,081 --> 00:28:44,383
Was that the only one?
413
00:28:44,384 --> 00:28:48,787
The only what? Spider?
Uh, yeah, I hope so.
414
00:28:48,788 --> 00:28:50,788
Shh-shh-
415
00:28:53,492 --> 00:28:55,793
[METAL CLANGS]
416
00:28:58,497 --> 00:29:00,098
What?
417
00:29:00,799 --> 00:29:04,603
Oh, great, it's gone.
418
00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:08,340
Yeah, nice job, moron.
419
00:29:08,341 --> 00:29:09,541
Made visual contact.
420
00:29:09,542 --> 00:29:11,210
Moron?
421
00:29:11,211 --> 00:29:14,113
Target it now in the sewer system.
Prepare to move out.
422
00:29:14,114 --> 00:29:15,447
Moron?
423
00:29:15,448 --> 00:29:17,583
I'm bringing an eye witness
in for questioning.
424
00:29:17,584 --> 00:29:20,452
Hey, I had this thing bagged until
you started shooting at me.
425
00:29:20,453 --> 00:29:21,386
No.
426
00:29:21,387 --> 00:29:22,988
Shooting at me.
427
00:29:22,989 --> 00:29:24,757
Okay, you've got no idea
what you're dealing with.
428
00:29:24,758 --> 00:29:25,624
Uh, excuse me.
429
00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:26,592
Sorry. Sorry.
430
00:29:26,593 --> 00:29:28,360
I'm a professional.
431
00:29:28,361 --> 00:29:31,497
Oh, I see. I see. Of course you are.
And, hey, nice uniform.
432
00:29:31,498 --> 00:29:32,531
Thank you very much.
433
00:29:32,532 --> 00:29:33,565
Now, move out.
434
00:29:33,566 --> 00:29:34,800
That was sarcastic.
435
00:29:34,801 --> 00:29:36,135
Move out.
436
00:29:36,136 --> 00:29:37,636
Are you feeling something?
'Cause-
437
00:29:37,637 --> 00:29:38,536
Head out.
438
00:30:41,233 --> 00:30:42,834
Stuck.
439
00:30:55,013 --> 00:30:58,316
[HOMELESS MAN SCREAMING]
440
00:31:17,369 --> 00:31:21,406
Did you ever see the arachnid?
441
00:31:21,407 --> 00:31:23,709
I don't know what that is.
Did you say Iraq?
442
00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:24,543
Arachnid.
443
00:31:24,544 --> 00:31:26,144
I like your pipe.
444
00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:30,916
Major, here he is, a local exterminator.
Uh, Alex.
445
00:31:30,917 --> 00:31:34,486
Alex Mathis, actually. It's
pest eradication specialist.
446
00:31:34,487 --> 00:31:36,722
All kinds of pests,
rodents, reptiles.
447
00:31:36,723 --> 00:31:38,707
All I want from you,
Mr. Mathis, is details.
448
00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:40,692
Tell me what you saw down there.
449
00:31:40,693 --> 00:31:41,994
Hey, there he is.
450
00:31:41,995 --> 00:31:43,061
Hey, how you doing?
451
00:31:43,062 --> 00:31:44,696
What's up, Jose?
452
00:31:44,697 --> 00:31:46,498
In concise sentences, please.
453
00:31:46,499 --> 00:31:49,101
Okay, can I sit down? It's
been one hell of a morning.
454
00:31:49,102 --> 00:31:50,636
Yeah, we're going
to sit down, okay?
455
00:31:50,637 --> 00:31:53,005
You want details?
This thing's huge.
456
00:31:53,006 --> 00:31:57,376
This is the biggest spider that I've ever
seen, maybe the biggest spider on record,
457
00:31:57,377 --> 00:32:00,846
and from the look of the bite
that it gave that mortician,
458
00:32:00,847 --> 00:32:04,349
I'd say this thing is highly
poisonous, aggressive, fast, smart.
459
00:32:04,350 --> 00:32:08,687
It's strong, really strong. It moved
that sewer grate out of the way.
460
00:32:08,688 --> 00:32:12,391
That's got to be about 25 pounds.
This is a big-ass spider.
461
00:32:12,392 --> 00:32:15,560
Exoskeleton's hardened then.
It's already entered Stage Two.
462
00:32:15,561 --> 00:32:18,997
All right, Major, we've got to
get it before it hits Stage.
463
00:32:18,998 --> 00:32:21,333
Three and increases
in size again.
464
00:32:21,334 --> 00:32:23,185
Increases in size? What
are you talking about?
465
00:32:23,186 --> 00:32:25,037
What does that mean?
Who are you guys?
466
00:32:25,038 --> 00:32:26,605
Why are you hunting a spider?
467
00:32:26,606 --> 00:32:28,707
We appreciate your time, Mr. Mathis.
Lieutenant,
468
00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:31,443
will you escort these two
gentlemen off the premises?
469
00:32:31,444 --> 00:32:34,613
No, no, no, no, no,
don't brush me off...
470
00:32:34,614 --> 00:32:37,549
Hey, it's not going to stay in
the service tunnel very long.
471
00:32:37,550 --> 00:32:39,518
You're way out of
your league, son.
472
00:32:39,519 --> 00:32:41,320
All right.
473
00:32:41,321 --> 00:32:43,555
Well, I've had worse
job interviews.
474
00:32:43,556 --> 00:32:46,758
I think your boss really likes me.
I thought it went well.
475
00:32:46,759 --> 00:32:47,759
He doesn't like games.
476
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,461
He doesn't like games?
477
00:32:49,462 --> 00:32:51,029
Mm-mm.
478
00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:53,532
Then what's with the secrecy?
Just tell us what's going on?
479
00:32:53,533 --> 00:32:55,451
Look, we made a mistake,
and now we're taking
480
00:32:55,452 --> 00:32:57,369
care of it, and that's
all you need to know.
481
00:32:57,370 --> 00:32:59,605
No, no, no, no, no, what
does that mean, "We
482
00:32:59,606 --> 00:33:01,840
made a mistake"? Like
"We" made this mistake?
483
00:33:01,841 --> 00:33:06,044
I've got to get back, so why don't you two
take off before Braxton has you arrested.
484
00:33:06,045 --> 00:33:07,612
Wow. Uh, Lieutenant.
485
00:33:07,613 --> 00:33:09,581
Yes?
486
00:33:09,582 --> 00:33:14,820
Just in case the military or you
should need any assistance at all...
487
00:33:14,821 --> 00:33:16,822
...this is my card.
488
00:33:16,823 --> 00:33:18,824
Mister... Alex.
489
00:33:18,825 --> 00:33:20,459
Alex... Mathis.
490
00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:21,626
Mathis.
491
00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:23,795
On Twitter it's
bad-ass bug killer.
492
00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:26,298
If you think of anything else
important, you can give me a call.
493
00:33:26,299 --> 00:33:28,550
Oh, so look at that. That
wasn't so difficult, was it?
494
00:33:28,551 --> 00:33:30,802
I will definitely be
giving you a call.
495
00:33:30,803 --> 00:33:32,237
All right. All right.
496
00:33:32,238 --> 00:33:34,172
I appreciate it, and
I could friend you.
497
00:33:34,173 --> 00:33:37,776
All right, don't let this get out.
And try to stay out of trouble.
498
00:33:37,777 --> 00:33:39,778
Hm.
499
00:33:39,779 --> 00:33:41,279
Wow.
500
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,281
Hm, what a nice lady. I
think she likes you.
501
00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:45,484
Can't believe I let
this one get away.
502
00:33:45,485 --> 00:33:47,085
She's right there. I call her.
503
00:33:47,086 --> 00:33:49,488
No, no, no, no, no,
Jose, the spider?
504
00:33:49,489 --> 00:33:51,490
Oh, yeah. Hey, but
where are you going?
505
00:33:51,491 --> 00:33:52,925
What do you mean, where am I going?
This is it, buddy.
506
00:33:52,926 --> 00:33:54,359
What?
507
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,528
The end of our adventure.
It's been fun.
508
00:33:56,529 --> 00:33:58,930
Hey, you cannot
give up now, Alex.
509
00:33:58,931 --> 00:34:01,233
You heard her. She's got
the Army working with her.
510
00:34:01,234 --> 00:34:03,535
What are we supposed to do?
511
00:34:03,536 --> 00:34:05,737
But isn't this, like, the
biggest spider ever?
512
00:34:05,738 --> 00:34:09,741
Yes, this is, without question,
the biggest spider on record.
513
00:34:09,742 --> 00:34:13,412
Yes, so it would be good business,
right, for you to catch it or kill it.
514
00:34:13,413 --> 00:34:15,747
Yes, if I could catch it
or kill it, which I can't.
515
00:34:15,748 --> 00:34:18,650
Okay, but it could make
you famous, right?
516
00:34:18,651 --> 00:34:21,520
Yes, this would get a lot of press.
What are you getting at?
517
00:34:21,521 --> 00:34:23,955
Look, you could be
super- exterminator.
518
00:34:23,956 --> 00:34:29,127
And Jose. And my boss told me to
help you, so I'm going to help you,
519
00:34:29,128 --> 00:34:34,132
and you know, like, how?
Like Robin helps the Batman.
520
00:34:34,133 --> 00:34:38,837
Like Tonto helps the Lone Ranger.
Like Kato helps the Green Hornet.
521
00:34:38,838 --> 00:34:40,138
Yeah.
522
00:34:40,139 --> 00:34:41,807
Like Sancho Panza
helps Don Quixote.
523
00:34:41,808 --> 00:34:43,241
Yes.
524
00:34:43,242 --> 00:34:45,343
Like John Oates helps
Daryl Hall, baby.
525
00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:48,680
Yes, we are going to do this. We are
going to show her that spiders don't fly.
526
00:34:48,681 --> 00:34:49,514
Yes.
527
00:34:49,515 --> 00:34:50,415
And spiders don't swim.
528
00:34:50,416 --> 00:34:52,751
Yes.
529
00:34:52,752 --> 00:34:54,920
Some do, but that's not the point.
You and I are
530
00:34:54,921 --> 00:34:57,089
going to find this spider
before they do. Come on.
531
00:34:57,090 --> 00:34:58,023
Let's do it.
532
00:34:58,024 --> 00:35:01,425
Wicked. [CACKLES]
533
00:35:13,939 --> 00:35:19,111
The five-mile radius should be enough.
Let's get some eyes out there.
534
00:35:19,112 --> 00:35:20,512
Any sign?
535
00:35:20,513 --> 00:35:23,181
Containment is our
priority right now.
536
00:35:23,182 --> 00:35:26,618
We have to neutralize the target
before somebody out there sees it.
537
00:35:26,619 --> 00:35:29,121
The mere sight of this thing
will 'cause mass panic.
538
00:35:29,122 --> 00:35:31,289
Sir, we have a problem.
539
00:35:31,290 --> 00:35:33,425
Dodd, who shot the amateur video
540
00:35:33,426 --> 00:35:37,429
claims it was footage of a giant spider
measuring over six feet in length.
541
00:35:37,430 --> 00:35:39,764
We now go live to the scene
of this strange sighting.
542
00:35:39,765 --> 00:35:43,235
I saw a big-ass spider. I
came around the corner.
543
00:35:43,236 --> 00:35:45,504
First thing I had to do
was get my phone out.
544
00:35:45,505 --> 00:35:47,772
Ain't nobody gonna believe this...
[BLEEP]
545
00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:50,809
I seen this spider was coming at me, man.
It had multip...
546
00:35:50,810 --> 00:35:53,845
like, what, eight, six legs?
547
00:35:53,846 --> 00:35:55,147
Yeah, about that.
548
00:35:55,148 --> 00:35:57,149
It had multiple legs, dope.
549
00:35:57,150 --> 00:35:58,216
It had multiple eyes.
550
00:35:58,217 --> 00:35:59,851
It was multicultured.
551
00:35:59,852 --> 00:36:01,453
The fool's on crack!
552
00:36:01,454 --> 00:36:03,288
If I see the spider again,
I'm gonna whoop his ass.
553
00:36:03,289 --> 00:36:05,590
[BYSTANDERS HOOTING
AND CHATTERING]
554
00:36:05,591 --> 00:36:07,726
Are we ready to
[BLEEP] the spider?
555
00:36:07,727 --> 00:36:09,728
Yeah!
556
00:36:09,729 --> 00:36:12,931
You better hide your kids, you better hide
your wife 'cause there's a big-ass...
557
00:36:12,932 --> 00:36:15,767
bigger than a spi... there's
a mega-spider on the loose.
558
00:36:15,768 --> 00:36:18,637
Find that building and the
connecting service tunnel.
559
00:36:18,638 --> 00:36:19,538
Yes.
560
00:36:19,539 --> 00:36:23,041
It is moving into Stage Three.
561
00:36:23,042 --> 00:36:25,343
Thank you, Doctor. Karly.
562
00:36:25,344 --> 00:36:27,645
I'm on it.
563
00:36:30,348 --> 00:36:33,350
We're going to need a miracle.
564
00:36:34,052 --> 00:36:37,788
[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
565
00:36:42,994 --> 00:36:44,796
Hey, I like that song, Alex.
566
00:36:44,797 --> 00:36:48,300
I like that music, too, my
friend, but we've got to focus.
567
00:36:48,301 --> 00:36:52,504
You're right. Focus. Okay, so
what is the biggest spider ever?
568
00:36:52,505 --> 00:36:56,575
Biggest spider ever has to
be the Goliath birdeater.
569
00:36:56,576 --> 00:37:01,246
Yeah, unbelievable. This thing's got a
six-inch abdomen, three-inch fangs,
570
00:37:01,247 --> 00:37:04,883
13 inches across. But I gotta tell
you, what we're following now...
571
00:37:04,884 --> 00:37:05,884
Yeah.
572
00:37:05,885 --> 00:37:07,752
This thing, what I saw... Yes.
573
00:37:07,753 --> 00:37:08,920
Much bigger.
574
00:37:08,921 --> 00:37:09,921
Oh, come on.
575
00:37:09,922 --> 00:37:10,922
I'm not kidding.
576
00:37:10,923 --> 00:37:11,957
131/2 inches?
577
00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:12,958
Much bigger.
578
00:37:12,959 --> 00:37:14,192
14 inches. 141/2 inches.
579
00:37:14,193 --> 00:37:14,993
Much bigger.
580
00:37:14,994 --> 00:37:16,094
15 inches.
581
00:37:16,095 --> 00:37:17,529
I'll meet you on the other side.
582
00:37:17,530 --> 00:37:18,697
151/2... 16 inches?
583
00:37:18,698 --> 00:37:19,297
20 inches.
584
00:37:19,298 --> 00:37:20,732
20 inches?
585
00:37:20,733 --> 00:37:22,968
What I saw was 20
inches long and black.
586
00:37:22,969 --> 00:37:24,436
[JOSE CHUCKLES]
587
00:37:24,437 --> 00:37:26,737
Sounds fun.
588
00:37:29,641 --> 00:37:32,376
Sir, there's a phone
call for you.
589
00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:35,580
This is Major Tanner.
590
00:37:35,581 --> 00:37:38,683
Yeah, it's Officer
Edwards with the LAPD.
591
00:37:38,684 --> 00:37:41,419
Something down here you're
probably going to want to see.
592
00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:43,421
What is your location?
593
00:37:43,422 --> 00:37:45,423
So what is this thing?
594
00:37:45,424 --> 00:37:47,926
It's probably some
cross breed of spider.
595
00:37:47,927 --> 00:37:50,762
I don't know. It's just, like,
a gigantic black widow.
596
00:37:50,763 --> 00:37:53,932
Okay, so where would
a black widow go?
597
00:37:53,933 --> 00:37:58,503
Well, black widows are night feeders,
so it's going to be looking for easy
598
00:37:58,504 --> 00:38:01,306
access outside the sewer
tunnels, some food supply, not a
599
00:38:01,307 --> 00:38:03,008
lot of traffic, calm
area, possibly-
600
00:38:03,009 --> 00:38:04,709
Un río.
601
00:38:04,710 --> 00:38:05,543
What?
602
00:38:05,544 --> 00:38:07,045
Un río. The river.
603
00:38:07,046 --> 00:38:08,546
Yes, yes, the L.A. River.
604
00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:10,048
Okay, let's go.
605
00:38:10,049 --> 00:38:11,448
Let's go.
606
00:38:48,653 --> 00:38:52,456
There. There's something.
607
00:39:06,071 --> 00:39:08,772
Oh, sweet mother of God.
608
00:39:11,176 --> 00:39:14,778
It built this under one hour.
609
00:39:19,984 --> 00:39:23,488
Looks like it housed maybe
20 or 30 people at night.
610
00:39:23,489 --> 00:39:25,990
Do you see any survivors?
611
00:39:25,991 --> 00:39:33,497
No. No one left. Except
for maybe some leftovers.
612
00:39:37,001 --> 00:39:40,738
A little more to
the right, please.
613
00:39:49,414 --> 00:39:51,850
It has molted.
614
00:39:51,851 --> 00:39:54,986
Center. Center Command,
this is Major Tanner.
615
00:39:54,987 --> 00:39:58,490
We are at Stage Three. I repeat.
We are at Stage Three.
616
00:39:58,491 --> 00:40:02,493
This town has no
idea what's coming.
617
00:40:14,973 --> 00:40:17,208
Ah, it looks like they
beat us to the punch.
618
00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:19,411
Yeah, but do you think
they killed it?
619
00:40:19,412 --> 00:40:21,413
I don't know. I'm
about to find out.
620
00:40:21,414 --> 00:40:23,515
Hello?
621
00:40:23,516 --> 00:40:29,421
Hey, it's Alex. I was just wondering,
um, so you got your spider, huh?
622
00:40:29,422 --> 00:40:31,222
What? Where are you?
623
00:40:31,223 --> 00:40:32,991
Where are we?
624
00:40:32,992 --> 00:40:36,194
We're right across the
river from you...
625
00:40:36,195 --> 00:40:38,496
...and your soldiers. Hey.
626
00:40:38,497 --> 00:40:41,499
Listen, we just missed it.
Anything else?
627
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:44,202
Anything else. Um-
Ask her out, man.
628
00:40:44,203 --> 00:40:45,203
What?
629
00:40:45,204 --> 00:40:46,204
Ask her out, Alex.
630
00:40:46,205 --> 00:40:47,205
No.
631
00:40:47,206 --> 00:40:48,173
Don't be scared.
632
00:40:48,174 --> 00:40:50,375
I'm not scared.
633
00:40:50,376 --> 00:40:53,244
Listen. No offense, but I don't have
time for this, all right? Good-bye, Alex.
634
00:40:53,245 --> 00:40:55,313
I was wondering if maybe- What?
Hello.
635
00:40:55,314 --> 00:40:56,414
What happened?
636
00:40:56,415 --> 00:40:57,449
Uh, spider's still on the loose.
637
00:40:57,450 --> 00:40:58,183
Oh, it is?
638
00:40:58,184 --> 00:40:59,818
Yes.
639
00:40:59,819 --> 00:41:01,586
Okay, so. Where do you think
it would go from here?
640
00:41:01,587 --> 00:41:03,955
Well, it's going to be
looking for food and fast.
641
00:41:03,956 --> 00:41:05,924
Thought you said
it hunts at night.
642
00:41:05,925 --> 00:41:08,693
Yeah, but something this size is
going to hunt when it's hungry,
643
00:41:08,694 --> 00:41:11,262
and there's nothing around
but industrial space.
644
00:41:11,263 --> 00:41:13,665
It could hide in the hills.
645
00:41:13,666 --> 00:41:15,550
Yes, it could... Yes, it's
going to be looking for
646
00:41:15,551 --> 00:41:17,435
higher ground. Very good
guess, Señor Watson.
647
00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:19,537
It's going to need tree cover.
648
00:41:19,538 --> 00:41:22,707
You know, my cousin had a
quinceañera at Elysian Park.
649
00:41:22,708 --> 00:41:25,210
It's Sunday. There's lots of
people there cooking out.
650
00:41:25,211 --> 00:41:28,079
That's where I would be with my
family if I had the day off-
651
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,015
Hey, you know what? Elysian Park.
Let's try Elysian Park.
652
00:41:31,016 --> 00:41:33,318
Are you serious? I just
said Elysian Park, Alex.
653
00:41:33,319 --> 00:41:35,552
Come on. Vámonos!
654
00:42:23,635 --> 00:42:26,938
[MAN SCREAMS]
655
00:42:26,939 --> 00:42:31,208
[BONES CRUNCHING,
CHEWING SOUNDS]
656
00:42:36,214 --> 00:42:39,650
The drone has a lock
on our target, sir.
657
00:42:41,352 --> 00:42:43,054
Good God.
658
00:42:43,055 --> 00:42:44,088
Location?
659
00:42:44,089 --> 00:42:44,856
Elysian Park.
660
00:42:44,857 --> 00:42:47,057
Get units there now.
661
00:42:51,262 --> 00:42:52,997
Oh, stop sign, Alex.
662
00:42:52,998 --> 00:42:55,600
No, there's no slowing down.
We've got to get to the park.
663
00:42:55,601 --> 00:42:57,235
Oh, there goes the stop sign.
664
00:42:57,236 --> 00:43:00,638
We have got to get to the park
and evacuate these people.
665
00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:02,607
[SIREN BLARES]
666
00:43:02,608 --> 00:43:04,309
Oh, boy.
667
00:43:04,310 --> 00:43:06,411
Oh, man. We gonna get it now.
I told you to drive slow.
668
00:43:06,412 --> 00:43:07,979
I'll do the talking, okay?
669
00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:11,281
Yeah, hope so. You're
the white guy.
670
00:43:59,497 --> 00:44:01,232
Alex, wait-Oh, man.
671
00:44:01,233 --> 00:44:04,202
Listen, I'm a
professional Driver.
672
00:44:04,203 --> 00:44:06,704
I'm going to need you to
step back into your vehicle.
673
00:44:06,705 --> 00:44:08,806
No, no, no, but there's
something huge in the
674
00:44:08,807 --> 00:44:10,908
park, and I'm just
saying we have a major-
675
00:44:10,909 --> 00:44:13,111
Alex, listen to him. Okay?
Just listen to him-
676
00:44:13,112 --> 00:44:15,747
Excuse me, sir, I need you
to step back inside the car.
677
00:44:15,748 --> 00:44:17,181
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
678
00:44:17,182 --> 00:44:18,783
Put your hands on
the dash board.
679
00:44:18,784 --> 00:44:20,385
Okay, good luck.
Good luck, Alex.
680
00:44:20,386 --> 00:44:21,753
Back inside the car.
681
00:44:21,754 --> 00:44:23,321
I understand what
this is all about.
682
00:44:23,322 --> 00:44:25,490
What's going on in the park today?
You got a picnic?
683
00:44:25,491 --> 00:44:28,693
All right, maybe I should just
donate to the officer's fund. Huh?
684
00:44:28,694 --> 00:44:30,094
Is that right?
685
00:44:30,095 --> 00:44:31,529
Huh? Is that what
it's going to take?
686
00:44:31,530 --> 00:44:32,864
Is that... Is that what this is?
687
00:44:32,865 --> 00:44:34,265
That's exactly what that is.
688
00:44:34,266 --> 00:44:35,867
A donation to the
officer's fund.
689
00:44:35,868 --> 00:44:37,368
Yes, siree. Can I go now?
690
00:44:37,369 --> 00:44:39,404
This is a 12... $12 donation.
Seriously, man?
691
00:44:39,405 --> 00:44:41,072
Yeah, this is all I got.
692
00:44:41,073 --> 00:44:42,940
Twelve dollars? Sir, I'd
like for you to turn around.
693
00:44:42,941 --> 00:44:44,542
Turn around? I'm a professional.
694
00:44:44,543 --> 00:44:47,345
Put your... Turn around, put
your hands on the car, please.
695
00:44:47,346 --> 00:44:50,148
There are hundreds if not
thousands of people in the park..
696
00:44:50,149 --> 00:44:52,784
Their lives depend on us getting there.
-Is that right?
697
00:44:52,785 --> 00:44:54,419
Yes, absolutely.
698
00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:56,487
All units, all units, please
report to Elysian Park.
699
00:44:56,488 --> 00:44:57,689
Yeah.
700
00:44:57,690 --> 00:44:59,457
There's a disturbance
in progress.
701
00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:00,191
Okay.
702
00:45:00,192 --> 00:45:01,025
Huh? Huh?
703
00:45:01,026 --> 00:45:02,193
Elysian... Elysian Park?
704
00:45:02,194 --> 00:45:04,462
Oh, look at that. Okay, go! Go!
705
00:45:04,463 --> 00:45:06,564
Don't... Don't be waving me off. You
better get out of here, all right?
706
00:45:06,565 --> 00:45:07,532
This works. This works.
707
00:45:07,533 --> 00:45:09,800
Can I have my bribe back?
708
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,809
[FAMILY SCREAMS]
709
00:46:58,576 --> 00:46:59,577
Hey, what are you doing?
710
00:46:59,578 --> 00:47:00,912
I'm going to ram it.
711
00:47:00,913 --> 00:47:01,879
Oh. What?
712
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:02,880
Yes.
713
00:47:02,881 --> 00:47:03,781
No, you're joking.
714
00:47:03,782 --> 00:47:04,916
Yes!
715
00:47:04,917 --> 00:47:06,584
[JOSE SCREAMS]
716
00:47:06,585 --> 00:47:08,852
[ALEX AND JOSE SCREAMING]
717
00:47:18,362 --> 00:47:19,564
Go! Go! Go!
718
00:47:19,565 --> 00:47:22,866
I'm going as fast as I can.
719
00:47:38,616 --> 00:47:40,551
Are you okay? Are you okay?
720
00:47:40,552 --> 00:47:41,586
No.
721
00:47:41,587 --> 00:47:42,587
Are you okay?
722
00:47:42,588 --> 00:47:43,654
No.
723
00:47:43,655 --> 00:47:44,889
You're not okay?
724
00:47:44,890 --> 00:47:45,957
No, I'm not okay.
725
00:47:45,958 --> 00:47:47,091
Okay.
726
00:47:47,092 --> 00:47:48,559
Who in the hell is that idiot?
727
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,594
That's Alex Mathis.
728
00:47:49,595 --> 00:47:50,928
The exterminator?
729
00:47:50,929 --> 00:47:52,196
Yes, sir.
730
00:47:52,197 --> 00:47:55,031
He's going to get
himself killed.
731
00:47:56,067 --> 00:47:58,236
[JOSE YELLS IN SPANISH]
732
00:47:58,237 --> 00:47:59,036
What?
733
00:47:59,037 --> 00:48:01,138
[JOSE SPEAKS SPANISH]
734
00:48:01,139 --> 00:48:04,108
Okay, listen. Enough of this. Your
Spanglish is pressuring me. All right?
735
00:48:04,109 --> 00:48:05,109
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
736
00:48:05,110 --> 00:48:06,510
I can't go on.
737
00:48:06,511 --> 00:48:07,912
Hello, Western Exterminator.
We care.
738
00:48:07,913 --> 00:48:09,981
Alex, this is Lieutenant Brandt.
739
00:48:09,982 --> 00:48:11,466
Hey, Karly, how are you?
We're onto your spider.
740
00:48:11,467 --> 00:48:12,950
We're in Elysian Park.
741
00:48:12,951 --> 00:48:15,987
Listen, we're here, Alex. Get clear.
We're going to handle this.
742
00:48:15,988 --> 00:48:19,156
Uh, no, no, we're going to take
care of the spider, and then I
743
00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:21,325
am going to take
you out to dinner.
744
00:48:21,326 --> 00:48:24,195
Alex, I'm not joking. You're
heading right into a crossfire.
745
00:48:24,196 --> 00:48:25,963
I'm sorry. We're
heading into a what?
746
00:48:25,964 --> 00:48:26,931
A crossfire.
747
00:48:26,932 --> 00:48:27,899
A crossfire. What's a...
748
00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:28,966
A crossfire? What's a...
749
00:48:28,967 --> 00:48:32,235
[ALEX AND JOSE SCREAMING]
750
00:48:34,906 --> 00:48:37,674
All right, on my command.
751
00:48:39,844 --> 00:48:41,645
Open fire!
752
00:49:01,632 --> 00:49:04,100
My truck!
753
00:49:38,102 --> 00:49:39,136
You son of a bitch!
754
00:49:39,137 --> 00:49:41,105
Alex, don't!
755
00:49:41,106 --> 00:49:43,107
[SPIDER SQUEALS IN THE DISTANCE]
756
00:49:43,108 --> 00:49:44,809
[ALEX GRUMBLES]
757
00:49:44,810 --> 00:49:47,110
[ALEX SIGHS]
758
00:49:49,113 --> 00:49:51,148
Are you insane? What
were you thinking?
759
00:49:51,149 --> 00:49:52,850
Hey, did you miss me?
760
00:49:52,851 --> 00:49:54,385
You could've been killed.
761
00:49:54,386 --> 00:49:56,354
Well, we just thought we'd
bring the spider to you.
762
00:49:56,355 --> 00:49:59,724
I don't have time to deal with this clown.
Get him out of my sight.
763
00:49:59,725 --> 00:50:00,624
Yes, sir.
764
00:50:00,625 --> 00:50:02,626
You're welcome.
765
00:50:02,627 --> 00:50:05,696
Keep him out of our way. Lieutenant,
regroup the men and form a perimeter.
766
00:50:05,697 --> 00:50:07,431
Yes.
767
00:50:07,432 --> 00:50:09,834
I want to kill that bastard
while it's still in the woods.
768
00:50:09,835 --> 00:50:10,968
Yes, Major.
769
00:50:10,969 --> 00:50:11,969
And get some more men up here.
770
00:50:11,970 --> 00:50:12,970
Hey, I lost my truck.
771
00:50:12,971 --> 00:50:15,172
Uh, I lost my glasses.
772
00:50:15,173 --> 00:50:16,941
You will need more firepower.
There's enough
773
00:50:16,942 --> 00:50:18,709
explosive in here
to take out a tank.
774
00:50:18,710 --> 00:50:20,344
Thank you.
775
00:50:20,345 --> 00:50:22,346
I lost my truck. You're
worried about your glasses?
776
00:50:22,347 --> 00:50:24,347
I'm... yeah, you're right.
777
00:50:38,062 --> 00:50:40,765
Hey, Karly, what about me?
778
00:50:40,766 --> 00:50:42,566
What about you?
779
00:50:42,567 --> 00:50:44,802
Well, should I come with you?
Jose and I can be our own unit.
780
00:50:44,803 --> 00:50:46,771
Yeah, I shot it a whole bunch.
781
00:50:46,772 --> 00:50:49,607
All right, listen, guys. Seriously
I've really appreciated everything
782
00:50:49,608 --> 00:50:51,809
you've done, but we've
got it from here. Okay?
783
00:50:51,810 --> 00:50:53,210
Wait, Karly.
784
00:50:53,211 --> 00:50:54,779
You guys, listen. You
guys did a great job.
785
00:50:54,780 --> 00:50:56,647
Thank you. Karly,
you need my help.
786
00:50:56,648 --> 00:50:59,150
Alex, what I've got to
do now is move out.
787
00:50:59,151 --> 00:51:00,818
You and your men are about
to walk into a death trap.
788
00:51:00,819 --> 00:51:02,486
The wooded area's her terrain.
789
00:51:02,487 --> 00:51:06,057
This is home turf advantage for her.
They don't call her one of the greatest
790
00:51:06,058 --> 00:51:10,227
predators on earth for nothing. Trust me.
Karly, you need my help
791
00:51:10,228 --> 00:51:14,632
Alex, this is my job.
792
00:51:14,633 --> 00:51:17,568
How come women never
listen to me?
793
00:51:17,569 --> 00:51:19,235
What?
794
00:51:48,099 --> 00:51:50,400
Stay sharp, boys.
795
00:51:55,372 --> 00:51:58,926
Now, if you come across
a hide or lair, your
796
00:51:58,927 --> 00:52:02,480
first priority is to
drop the thermite pack
797
00:52:02,481 --> 00:52:09,486
and fall back immediately. All
detonation will be signaled from here.
798
00:52:29,740 --> 00:52:31,876
Look out. Look out!
799
00:52:31,877 --> 00:52:34,677
[SOLDIER?2 SCREAMS]
800
00:52:41,385 --> 00:52:43,687
Where's Balzda? Where's Balzda?
801
00:52:43,688 --> 00:52:47,391
We lost all of Alpha company.
Lon's camera's down, too, sir.
802
00:52:47,392 --> 00:52:50,326
Target acquired.
Target acquired.
803
00:52:51,328 --> 00:52:53,329
Engage.
804
00:52:55,032 --> 00:52:57,333
[MAN SCREAMS]
805
00:53:11,015 --> 00:53:12,816
Sir, we lost Private Parker.
806
00:53:12,817 --> 00:53:16,619
Send teams Delta,
Echo, Foxtrot now.
807
00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:33,904
Damn. Guys, I'm stuck.
808
00:53:33,905 --> 00:53:37,907
Yeah, well, I'm stuck
in this stuff, too.
809
00:53:40,411 --> 00:53:43,163
Okay, it's... Charlie One.
It's... Charlie One.
810
00:53:43,164 --> 00:53:45,915
We need immediate backup now.
811
00:53:58,829 --> 00:54:00,130
Lieutenant Brandt.
812
00:54:00,131 --> 00:54:01,265
Yes, sir.
813
00:54:01,266 --> 00:54:03,033
If it gets in your vicinity...
814
00:54:03,034 --> 00:54:08,806
...and you have a chance to end
this, are you prepared to do so?
815
00:54:08,807 --> 00:54:11,407
Yes, sir.
816
00:54:23,921 --> 00:54:28,125
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.
Quiet. Quiet.
817
00:54:28,126 --> 00:54:30,628
Hi. What are you doing here?
818
00:54:30,629 --> 00:54:33,230
I'm saving your ass. What do
you think I'm doing here?
819
00:54:33,231 --> 00:54:34,398
Be careful. Be careful.
820
00:54:34,399 --> 00:54:35,466
I know. I know.
821
00:54:35,467 --> 00:54:37,267
Oh, my God.
822
00:54:40,471 --> 00:54:43,140
Come on, hurry, hurry. Get me out.
Get me out.
823
00:54:43,141 --> 00:54:45,376
I am. I am.
824
00:54:45,377 --> 00:54:49,446
If I just heat the knife, we should be
able to cut right through it. Hold still.
825
00:54:49,447 --> 00:54:51,849
Here... Here we go.
826
00:54:51,850 --> 00:54:52,850
Yes.
827
00:54:52,851 --> 00:54:54,652
Okay, thank you.
828
00:54:54,653 --> 00:54:56,886
Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
829
00:54:57,888 --> 00:55:01,792
Okay, we've got to keep moving.
And don't stop moving.
830
00:55:01,793 --> 00:55:03,027
Okay.
831
00:55:03,028 --> 00:55:04,828
[KARLY GASPS]
832
00:55:04,829 --> 00:55:07,464
Okay... whoa, whoa, whoa, keep moving.
Smooth, smooth, smooth.
833
00:55:07,465 --> 00:55:09,967
Okay, I have a contingency plan.
834
00:55:09,968 --> 00:55:11,335
Yeah, what's that?
835
00:55:11,336 --> 00:55:13,270
You see this pack on my back?
Yeah?
836
00:55:13,271 --> 00:55:15,239
Yeah.
837
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:17,808
It's filled with explosives that'll
blow that thing a mile high.
838
00:55:17,809 --> 00:55:19,927
That's not good! If you
blow that thing a mile
839
00:55:19,928 --> 00:55:22,046
high, you're going to
blow us a mile high.
840
00:55:22,047 --> 00:55:24,214
I'm sorry, Alex.
841
00:55:24,215 --> 00:55:27,017
What? Are you kidding me? The girl of
my dreams wanna kill me on my day off?
842
00:55:27,018 --> 00:55:29,086
This is great.
Please don't do it!
843
00:55:29,087 --> 00:55:31,688
[JOSE SCREAMS]
844
00:55:37,394 --> 00:55:38,696
Go! Go! Go! Go!
845
00:55:38,697 --> 00:55:40,331
Come one. We gotta go.
Let's get out-
846
00:55:40,332 --> 00:55:42,065
[ALEX SCREAMS]
847
00:55:43,834 --> 00:55:46,436
Come on. Come on!
848
00:55:47,604 --> 00:55:48,806
Come on, Karly!
849
00:55:48,807 --> 00:55:50,607
I'm coming.
850
00:55:50,608 --> 00:55:52,909
[KARLY SCREAMS]
851
00:55:56,113 --> 00:55:57,914
Karly!
852
00:56:01,819 --> 00:56:03,419
No!
853
00:56:21,138 --> 00:56:22,906
Oh, my God.
854
00:56:22,907 --> 00:56:25,409
I'm sorry, guys. Sorry, Alex.
855
00:56:25,410 --> 00:56:28,649
Sorry, Alex? What do you mean, sorry Alex?
What's the plan, guys?
856
00:56:28,675 --> 00:56:30,814
We gotta rescue her.
You're kidding, Alex.
857
00:56:30,815 --> 00:56:32,316
Kidding?
No, I'm not kidding.
858
00:56:32,317 --> 00:56:34,251
She's as good as dead.
Let's move on.
859
00:56:34,252 --> 00:56:36,720
No! Wh-What are we all? We're just
numbers to you guys? Is that it?
860
00:56:36,721 --> 00:56:40,057
Hey, Braxton, come on. What is this?
It's just collateral damage?
861
00:56:40,058 --> 00:56:42,993
Lieutenant Brandt and I went
through hell and back to get her,
862
00:56:42,994 --> 00:56:46,796
so don't tell me about
losing a friend.
863
00:56:47,998 --> 00:56:53,270
She was a good soldier, and her
death will not be in vain.
864
00:56:53,271 --> 00:56:56,473
Now, we're running out of time.
It's still out there.
865
00:56:56,474 --> 00:56:59,476
And about to run amok
into Stage Five.
866
00:56:59,477 --> 00:57:02,678
St... Okay. What-What's
Stage Five?
867
00:57:06,383 --> 00:57:09,987
Doc, what happens in Stage Five?
Come on.
868
00:57:09,988 --> 00:57:12,990
This is not the first time you
guys have dealt with this.
869
00:57:12,991 --> 00:57:15,692
What did you make that is
running around killing people?
870
00:57:15,693 --> 00:57:19,062
We didn't make anything, at
least not intentionally.
871
00:57:19,063 --> 00:57:25,769
This arachnid is an aberration
from several unusual technologies.
872
00:57:25,770 --> 00:57:30,240
Come on. In layman's terms,
what are we dealing with?
873
00:57:30,241 --> 00:57:34,044
Alien biology, not terrestrial.
874
00:57:34,045 --> 00:57:36,947
So you're saying the
spider's an alien?
875
00:57:36,948 --> 00:57:39,049
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
876
00:57:39,050 --> 00:57:42,803
Not exactly, but yes.
DNA cross breeding
877
00:57:42,804 --> 00:57:46,557
from microbial fossil
found in Martian soil.
878
00:57:46,558 --> 00:57:50,961
So you made a spider do it with an alien.
That's messed up.
879
00:57:50,962 --> 00:57:52,763
No, no, no.
880
00:57:52,764 --> 00:57:54,965
That's messed up, guys.
This is your people, Alex.
881
00:57:54,966 --> 00:57:58,168
No, no, no, we did cross
breed two species.
882
00:57:58,169 --> 00:58:03,941
We isolated separate genes,
one of which, in particular,
883
00:58:03,942 --> 00:58:10,814
produces a superior growth hormone.
It's promise is infinite.
884
00:58:10,815 --> 00:58:14,117
Giant tomatoes to feed the
whole world and such.
885
00:58:14,118 --> 00:58:17,321
"Tomatoes" is the first word
I understood. You know?
886
00:58:17,322 --> 00:58:20,324
But something went wrong.
887
00:58:20,325 --> 00:58:21,325
No kidding.
888
00:58:21,326 --> 00:58:23,026
I got a question for you.
889
00:58:23,027 --> 00:58:24,761
Yes.
890
00:58:24,762 --> 00:58:27,064
So why do we got the giant spider?
I don't get it. You get it?
891
00:58:27,065 --> 00:58:29,166
I don't get it. What's
with the spider, doc?
892
00:58:29,167 --> 00:58:31,134
We don't get it. You
get it, Braxton?
893
00:58:31,135 --> 00:58:35,873
It was an accident. One of the
fruit plants that were brought
894
00:58:35,874 --> 00:58:42,779
in as a test subject had a spider's nest
hidden inside. The arachnid biology...
895
00:58:42,780 --> 00:58:46,083
...was immediately responsive
to our growth hormone.
896
00:58:46,084 --> 00:58:49,620
Major and I monitored
four stages of growth.
897
00:58:49,621 --> 00:58:55,826
Letting it proceed to Stage
Five was deemed unacceptable.
898
00:58:55,827 --> 00:58:59,061
What happens in Stage Five?
899
00:58:59,763 --> 00:59:02,999
What happens in Stage Five?
900
00:59:04,067 --> 00:59:06,069
Reproduction.
901
00:59:06,070 --> 00:59:10,070
Of course. Reproduction. I
should've guessed that.
902
00:59:10,071 --> 00:59:14,070
Yes, of course reproduction.
903
00:59:14,846 --> 00:59:18,215
It would have to be
reproduction, right?
904
00:59:18,216 --> 00:59:21,218
Because this fairytale has got
spiders from Mars, right?
905
00:59:21,219 --> 00:59:24,721
It's a nice little bedtime story
to tell us you're telling us.
906
00:59:24,722 --> 00:59:26,056
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
907
00:59:26,057 --> 00:59:27,724
You got spiders
humping each other.
908
00:59:27,725 --> 00:59:30,027
[JOSE CHUCKLES]
909
00:59:30,028 --> 00:59:31,762
Alex, even with our
high-tech equipment, you
910
00:59:31,763 --> 00:59:33,497
managed to find it the
same time we did.
911
00:59:33,498 --> 00:59:34,531
Yes, I did.
912
00:59:34,532 --> 00:59:35,399
No, wait. We did. Okay?
913
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:36,934
Right.
914
00:59:36,935 --> 00:59:38,068
Correct?
915
00:59:38,069 --> 00:59:39,369
You seem to understand
its nature.
916
00:59:39,370 --> 00:59:40,437
Yes, I do.
917
00:59:40,438 --> 00:59:42,205
So what's your best guess?
918
00:59:42,206 --> 00:59:45,509
Oh, so now you want our help, huh?
School them, Alex.
919
00:59:45,510 --> 00:59:50,480
All right, my professional opinion
is that without question,
920
00:59:50,481 --> 00:59:56,687
she's going to lay her eggs as far away
from a populated area as she can get.
921
00:59:56,688 --> 01:00:00,090
Humans she doesn't trust.
She never has.
922
01:00:00,091 --> 01:00:03,160
So you're not going to find her
anywhere near a populated area.
923
01:00:03,161 --> 01:00:05,796
What, like under a bridge
or a warehouse or s...
924
01:00:05,797 --> 01:00:07,564
No, no, even more isolated.
Far away.
925
01:00:07,565 --> 01:00:08,999
Sir, sir.
926
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,100
Far away.
927
01:00:10,101 --> 01:00:12,102
Sir, I think you
need to see this.
928
01:00:12,103 --> 01:00:15,272
We have a live feed of
Newscopter 8 that has spotted...
929
01:00:15,273 --> 01:00:17,407
...the creature headed
toward Little Tokyo.
930
01:00:17,408 --> 01:00:20,510
We advise you that if you are in
that area to evacuate immediately.
931
01:00:20,511 --> 01:00:21,745
Or she might go downtown.
932
01:00:21,746 --> 01:00:23,380
Oh, l-look. It's right there.
933
01:00:23,381 --> 01:00:24,114
Found her.
934
01:00:24,115 --> 01:00:25,247
It's big.
935
01:00:41,298 --> 01:00:44,301
It appears to be climbing
up the top of City Hall.
936
01:00:44,302 --> 01:00:47,971
The size of it is just unbelievable.
It also appears to be hostile.
937
01:00:47,972 --> 01:00:51,774
If you are in the
downtown area...
938
01:01:26,176 --> 01:01:30,080
All right, son, this is Tanner. Request
status on Operation Ground Swell.
939
01:01:30,081 --> 01:01:32,082
Call in an air strike, Major.
940
01:01:32,083 --> 01:01:34,284
Wait. Air strike?
What air strike?
941
01:01:34,285 --> 01:01:35,185
Contingency.
942
01:01:35,186 --> 01:01:36,720
You can't just drop a bomb here.
943
01:01:36,721 --> 01:01:38,221
Oh, that's not good.
944
01:01:38,222 --> 01:01:40,624
No, you can't... you
can't bomb downtown L.A.
945
01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:44,327
We're running a little low on options,
so I'm calling in a targeted air strike.
946
01:01:44,328 --> 01:01:46,630
You're risking the lives
of thousands of people.
947
01:01:46,631 --> 01:01:48,098
Saving millions.
948
01:01:48,099 --> 01:01:50,400
Wait a minute. There's
got to be a better way.
949
01:01:50,401 --> 01:01:53,603
Enough of this. Remove
this Western Terminator.
950
01:01:53,604 --> 01:01:55,205
What?
951
01:01:55,206 --> 01:01:57,374
Oh, yeah? I'd like to see
you try it, pretty guy.
952
01:01:57,375 --> 01:01:58,575
Oh, Okay. You got it.
953
01:01:58,576 --> 01:02:01,711
Okay, we're leaving.
954
01:02:10,821 --> 01:02:13,756
Sir, we have a lock
on the building.
955
01:02:17,461 --> 01:02:19,061
Zooming in.
956
01:02:26,203 --> 01:02:28,971
Is that Lieutenant Brandt?
957
01:02:33,376 --> 01:02:34,778
I need a minute.
958
01:02:34,779 --> 01:02:36,779
Copy that.
959
01:02:40,584 --> 01:02:42,586
I hope you have insurance.
960
01:02:42,587 --> 01:02:45,088
The company has insurance, yes.
961
01:02:45,089 --> 01:02:46,556
Well, don't worry about it-
962
01:02:46,557 --> 01:02:49,025
Alex, wait. It's Karly.
She's still alive.
963
01:02:49,026 --> 01:02:50,994
Don't mess with me.
964
01:02:50,995 --> 01:02:53,930
That spider, she laid her eggs on
top of the Epic Bank Building.
965
01:02:53,931 --> 01:02:57,200
There are a lot of people trapped up there.
Karly's one of them.
966
01:02:57,201 --> 01:02:59,202
Okay, so what do we do?
967
01:02:59,203 --> 01:03:01,438
Well, you have about 24 minutes
before the jets arrive there.
968
01:03:01,439 --> 01:03:03,974
And what happens before
then is up to you.
969
01:03:03,975 --> 01:03:05,475
I'll drive.
970
01:03:05,476 --> 01:03:09,545
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
971
01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:15,252
Okay, so what's the plan, Alex?
972
01:03:15,253 --> 01:03:19,756
The plan: Stop the spider,
save the city, kiss the girl.
973
01:03:19,757 --> 01:03:23,460
Oh, good. Any idea
how to do that?
974
01:03:23,461 --> 01:03:25,060
No.
975
01:03:26,463 --> 01:03:28,564
That's what I thought.
976
01:03:40,110 --> 01:03:42,913
Our guns are doing nothing
against this thing.
977
01:03:42,914 --> 01:03:48,919
Disengage. Disengage. Pull back,
but maintain visual contact.
978
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:52,422
See, it's a perfect target up there.
If we can take it out on the rooftop,
979
01:03:52,423 --> 01:03:54,758
it'll keep civilian
casualties to a minimum.
980
01:03:54,759 --> 01:03:59,028
As long as we take out that
building before the eggs hatch.
981
01:04:40,604 --> 01:04:42,872
[KARLY SCREAMS]
982
01:04:46,376 --> 01:04:48,578
So can I ask you
something else, Alex?
983
01:04:48,579 --> 01:04:50,080
Sure. Go, Mexican Robin.
984
01:04:50,081 --> 01:04:52,382
How are we going to
kill this big spider?
985
01:04:52,383 --> 01:04:55,719
I'm trying to figure that one out.
I mean, we can't shoot it.
986
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:57,821
Why?
987
01:04:57,822 --> 01:05:00,423
Why? Because it's huge. The exoskeleton
alone is stronger than anything
988
01:05:00,424 --> 01:05:02,592
we've got to penetrate it, and
it's resistant to flames.
989
01:05:02,593 --> 01:05:04,761
It's resistant to
any kind of heat.
990
01:05:04,762 --> 01:05:07,764
We have not even created a
fire suit strong enough to-
991
01:05:07,765 --> 01:05:09,165
Fire, eh? How about fuego?
992
01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:10,767
No, no, I just said
it's resistant to fire.
993
01:05:10,768 --> 01:05:13,703
Yes, but the web catches on
fire, so can we use that?
994
01:05:13,704 --> 01:05:14,437
Wait a minute.
995
01:05:14,438 --> 01:05:15,405
What?
996
01:05:15,406 --> 01:05:16,706
Wait a minute. That's it. Jose!
997
01:05:16,707 --> 01:05:18,775
What?
998
01:05:18,776 --> 01:05:21,645
If we can ignite the spinneret, we
can blow it up from the inside out.
999
01:05:21,646 --> 01:05:22,345
Really?
1000
01:05:22,346 --> 01:05:23,113
Yes!
1001
01:05:23,114 --> 01:05:23,947
What's a spinneret?
1002
01:05:23,948 --> 01:05:24,748
Spinnerets.
1003
01:05:24,749 --> 01:05:25,749
Spinnerets.
1004
01:05:25,750 --> 01:05:26,750
Spin.
1005
01:05:26,751 --> 01:05:27,484
Spin.
1006
01:05:27,485 --> 01:05:28,485
Spin.
1007
01:05:28,486 --> 01:05:31,054
Er... er... ...ets.
1008
01:05:31,055 --> 01:05:32,088
...ets.
1009
01:05:32,089 --> 01:05:33,123
Spinnerets.
1010
01:05:33,124 --> 01:05:34,758
Where's the spinnerets?
1011
01:05:34,759 --> 01:05:36,226
In its ass.
1012
01:05:36,227 --> 01:05:37,694
So we have to shoot the
spider in the butt.
1013
01:05:37,695 --> 01:05:38,662
In the butt.
1014
01:05:38,663 --> 01:05:39,663
How we going to do that?
1015
01:05:39,664 --> 01:05:40,764
That's right.
1016
01:05:40,765 --> 01:05:41,731
Uh, how we going to do that?
1017
01:05:41,732 --> 01:05:42,766
With this.
1018
01:05:42,767 --> 01:05:43,767
Oh, baby.
1019
01:05:43,768 --> 01:05:45,068
Right?
1020
01:05:45,069 --> 01:05:46,336
[JOSE LAUGHS]
1021
01:05:46,337 --> 01:05:48,137
Wicked.
1022
01:05:52,108 --> 01:05:53,576
Where's the air strike?
1023
01:05:53,577 --> 01:05:54,844
E.T.A. two minutes.
1024
01:05:54,845 --> 01:05:57,213
Have them circle once more.
1025
01:05:57,214 --> 01:06:00,517
You are insane, Braxton.
You can't risk these
1026
01:06:00,518 --> 01:06:03,820
eggs hatching. Take
down that building now.
1027
01:06:03,821 --> 01:06:07,524
I'm done with you scientists.
You started this thing.
1028
01:06:07,525 --> 01:06:10,026
Now, you let us finish it.
Remove this man.
1029
01:06:10,027 --> 01:06:12,729
Escort him out of my
command center now.
1030
01:06:12,730 --> 01:06:15,732
I will see you in hell, Braxton.
1031
01:06:15,733 --> 01:06:17,967
Get me Alex on the phone.
1032
01:06:21,638 --> 01:06:23,640
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1033
01:06:23,641 --> 01:06:25,175
Western. We live to kill.
1034
01:06:25,176 --> 01:06:27,711
Alex, you have 10 minutes
to get to the 60th floor.
1035
01:06:27,712 --> 01:06:31,281
After that I have no choice. We can't
risk any of those eggs hatching.
1036
01:06:31,282 --> 01:06:34,216
Ten minutes is all
we're going to need.
1037
01:06:37,921 --> 01:06:39,622
Look out. Look out!
1038
01:06:39,623 --> 01:06:40,924
[TIRES SCREECH]
1039
01:06:40,925 --> 01:06:42,658
[SOUND MUFFLED]
1040
01:07:07,017 --> 01:07:10,319
[PEOPLE SCREAMING IN B.G.]
1041
01:07:39,549 --> 01:07:41,083
No, no.
1042
01:07:42,285 --> 01:07:43,787
Jose! Hey, Jose!
1043
01:07:43,788 --> 01:07:45,521
[JOSE GASPS]
1044
01:07:48,725 --> 01:07:52,228
Okay, I've got to go save Karly.
I've got to go save those people.
1045
01:07:52,229 --> 01:07:53,596
I'm coming with you.
1046
01:07:53,597 --> 01:07:56,232
No, we may not get out
of there in time.
1047
01:07:56,233 --> 01:08:01,336
Then we better get moving.
Let's do it, Alex.
1048
01:08:24,327 --> 01:08:26,629
Air strike E.T.A.
five minutes away.
1049
01:08:26,630 --> 01:08:30,132
[TARGET ACQUIRED.
TARGET ACQUIRED]
1050
01:08:46,783 --> 01:08:48,084
E.T.A. three minutes.
1051
01:08:48,085 --> 01:08:50,385
God help us all.
1052
01:08:54,791 --> 01:08:58,894
[MUZAK PLAYING]
1053
01:09:01,097 --> 01:09:03,899
[JOSE HUMMING]
1054
01:09:04,601 --> 01:09:06,970
[ALEX JOINS IN, BEATBOXING]
1055
01:09:06,971 --> 01:09:08,771
[SINGING]
1056
01:09:08,772 --> 01:09:11,841
We're gonna kill some spiders.
Gonna kill some spiders dead.
1057
01:09:11,842 --> 01:09:16,880
We're gonna kills some spiders. Gonna
shoot those muthas in the head.
1058
01:09:16,881 --> 01:09:21,183
[ALEX CONTINUES BEATBOXING]
1059
01:09:25,188 --> 01:09:27,189
And stop.
1060
01:09:27,891 --> 01:09:29,192
That's pretty good.
1061
01:09:29,193 --> 01:09:30,926
That was all right.
1062
01:09:32,128 --> 01:09:33,363
Let's do this. You ready?
1063
01:09:33,364 --> 01:09:34,197
I'm ready.
1064
01:09:34,198 --> 01:09:35,832
You nervous?
1065
01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:36,966
Yes.
1066
01:09:36,967 --> 01:09:38,134
It's good that you're nervous.
1067
01:09:38,135 --> 01:09:38,968
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
1068
01:09:38,969 --> 01:09:41,170
Let's do this.
1069
01:09:58,288 --> 01:10:02,192
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. This is what
I was afraid of. She's laid her eggs.
1070
01:10:02,193 --> 01:10:03,693
Holy juevos.
1071
01:10:03,694 --> 01:10:05,061
Oh, look at this.
1072
01:10:05,062 --> 01:10:06,095
Oh, man.
1073
01:10:06,096 --> 01:10:07,764
Alex!
1074
01:10:07,765 --> 01:10:08,765
Karly.
1075
01:10:08,766 --> 01:10:10,066
Alex!
1076
01:10:10,067 --> 01:10:11,100
She's alive.
1077
01:10:11,101 --> 01:10:12,669
You were right.
1078
01:10:12,670 --> 01:10:14,771
I'm going to go help her.
You help these people.
1079
01:10:14,772 --> 01:10:16,973
Okay, I will.
1080
01:10:16,974 --> 01:10:19,326
There you go. Go towards
the exit on the left,
1081
01:10:19,327 --> 01:10:21,678
there's a lot of spiders
on the right. Okay
1082
01:10:21,679 --> 01:10:22,812
Alex!
1083
01:10:22,813 --> 01:10:25,114
Okay, I'm right here.
Right here.
1084
01:10:25,115 --> 01:10:28,318
Just promise me this is the last time that
I'm going to have to rescue you today.
1085
01:10:28,319 --> 01:10:30,253
I mean, seriously, two
saves in one day.
1086
01:10:30,254 --> 01:10:31,787
Hurry.
1087
01:10:37,994 --> 01:10:38,995
Alex! Alex!
1088
01:10:38,996 --> 01:10:40,729
I got it.
1089
01:10:47,637 --> 01:10:49,204
Nice.
1090
01:10:49,472 --> 01:10:51,406
Oh, boy.
1091
01:10:54,043 --> 01:10:56,746
Here they come. Time to go!
1092
01:10:56,747 --> 01:10:59,249
Help me! Oh, my God, help me!
1093
01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:02,986
I need a hand. I need a hand!
1094
01:11:02,987 --> 01:11:05,255
Oh, my God, she's dead.
1095
01:11:05,256 --> 01:11:07,023
[SECOND WOMAN SCREAMS]
1096
01:11:07,024 --> 01:11:08,725
We gotta go. We gotta go.
1097
01:11:08,726 --> 01:11:10,426
Alex!
1098
01:11:10,427 --> 01:11:16,265
Come on, Alex! Clear out!
Clear out!
1099
01:11:17,267 --> 01:11:18,968
[ALEX LAUGHING]
1100
01:11:18,969 --> 01:11:20,969
Come on, Alex!
1101
01:11:21,571 --> 01:11:24,806
Thank you for calling Western.
1102
01:11:27,510 --> 01:11:29,178
[ALEX SCREAMS]
1103
01:11:29,179 --> 01:11:32,148
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
1104
01:11:32,149 --> 01:11:34,316
[ALEX AND JOSE SCREAM]
1105
01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:38,254
Nice shot.
1106
01:11:38,255 --> 01:11:41,958
Yeah, well, now we're even.
1107
01:11:41,959 --> 01:11:43,960
No, not quite.
1108
01:11:43,961 --> 01:11:45,261
What?
1109
01:11:45,262 --> 01:11:46,561
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1110
01:11:48,398 --> 01:11:50,099
We're out of time.
1111
01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:52,701
Engage target. Engage target.
1112
01:12:10,186 --> 01:12:12,989
Yes!
1113
01:12:12,990 --> 01:12:16,491
Well, let's not
celebrate just yet.
1114
01:12:20,196 --> 01:12:23,066
[ALEX AND JOSE LAUGH AND HOOT]
1115
01:12:23,067 --> 01:12:26,502
So how much you gonna charge
for killing the big spider?
1116
01:12:26,503 --> 01:12:29,539
I don't know, but I hope it
covers the cost of a new truck.
1117
01:12:29,540 --> 01:12:31,674
Yes, he is. The major
wants to talk to you.
1118
01:12:31,675 --> 01:12:33,209
Major? Hope I'm not in trouble.
1119
01:12:33,210 --> 01:12:34,877
I hope not either.
1120
01:12:34,878 --> 01:12:36,979
Yeah, Major?
1121
01:12:36,980 --> 01:12:39,232
I gotta hand it to you, kid.
You knocked it
1122
01:12:39,233 --> 01:12:41,484
out of the park. Thank
you for saving Karly.
1123
01:12:41,485 --> 01:12:46,189
Well, thank you very much, sir.
I told you I'm a professional.
1124
01:12:46,190 --> 01:12:49,492
That you are, son. That you are.
1125
01:12:49,493 --> 01:12:53,196
Yeah, well, any time you have any
trouble, you know who to call,
1126
01:12:53,197 --> 01:12:56,232
except it's not going to be cheap.
I've got a partner now.
1127
01:12:56,233 --> 01:12:58,534
[JOSE CHUCKLES]
1128
01:12:58,535 --> 01:13:00,420
And there's a little
business about my, uh...
1129
01:13:00,421 --> 01:13:02,305
my truck. I made some
modifications to it.
1130
01:13:02,306 --> 01:13:04,240
Alex.
1131
01:13:04,241 --> 01:13:07,377
And I'm not sure that the insurance
at the company's going to cover it.
1132
01:13:07,378 --> 01:13:09,077
Alex.
1133
01:13:16,786 --> 01:13:18,788
Major, I'm going to
have to call you back.
1134
01:13:18,789 --> 01:13:21,290
Alex, can we get out of here?
1135
01:13:21,291 --> 01:13:25,093
I'm sorry, Jose. I live to kill.
1136
01:13:25,995 --> 01:13:27,028
Okay.
1137
01:13:28,231 --> 01:13:30,532
I got your back, babe.
1138
01:13:31,234 --> 01:13:32,235
Hey, Jose.
1139
01:13:32,236 --> 01:13:34,003
What?
1140
01:13:34,004 --> 01:13:36,606
You remember that conversation
we had in the... in the truck?
1141
01:13:36,607 --> 01:13:37,707
Which one?
1142
01:13:37,708 --> 01:13:39,075
The one about the spinneret.
1143
01:13:39,076 --> 01:13:41,711
We're going to shoot
it in the butt.
1144
01:13:41,712 --> 01:13:42,945
Find me that bazooka!
1145
01:13:42,946 --> 01:13:45,514
You got it, Alex.
1146
01:13:51,454 --> 01:13:54,456
You want some of the Ex?
1147
01:14:01,097 --> 01:14:03,698
Alex! I'm coming.
1148
01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:13,543
Throw it to me.
1149
01:14:13,544 --> 01:14:16,611
Watch out, Alex! Wake up, Alex!
1150
01:14:30,326 --> 01:14:32,127
Up yours.
1151
01:14:53,015 --> 01:14:55,116
[MEN CHEERING]
1152
01:14:58,321 --> 01:15:00,622
Yeah!
1153
01:15:14,437 --> 01:15:16,172
Nicely done.
1154
01:15:16,173 --> 01:15:20,409
I told you I'm a pro. I'm a pro.
Oh, look at you, you're gross.
1155
01:15:20,410 --> 01:15:21,511
Oh.
1156
01:15:21,512 --> 01:15:23,412
You've got web all over you.
1157
01:15:23,413 --> 01:15:25,081
You're one to talk.
1158
01:15:25,082 --> 01:15:27,316
Well, it looks like we're
stuck together for a while.
1159
01:15:27,317 --> 01:15:28,718
Is that a problem?
1160
01:15:28,719 --> 01:15:30,353
No, I don't have a
problem with that.
1161
01:15:30,354 --> 01:15:33,422
Well, what should you do with
the rest of your day off?
1162
01:15:33,423 --> 01:15:36,091
I can think of a few things.
1163
01:15:43,332 --> 01:15:45,468
All right, you guys.
1164
01:15:45,469 --> 01:15:46,969
[CHUCKLES]
1165
01:15:46,970 --> 01:15:50,739
Okay. Hey, come on, guys.
Get a room. Okay?
1166
01:16:11,794 --> 01:16:15,794
Alex, I'm afraid we
have a little problem.
1167
01:16:15,820 --> 01:16:19,819
What's the biggest
cockroach you ever saw?
1167
01:16:20,305 --> 01:16:26,901
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