1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,417 - Oh, much obliged, ma'am. 3 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:43,585 That--oh, that looks so tasty. 4 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:44,628 - Oh, you're so welcome. 5 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,797 Smells wonderful. 6 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,298 - Thank you. 7 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,303 - Hey, about a pot of hot coffee? 8 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,305 - Coming right up. - Thank you. 9 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,142 - Hope you brought back a powerful appetite with you. 10 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,812 Can you believe this snow? 11 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,480 You boys keep working that hard, 12 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,732 you're gonna have this whole forest chopped. 13 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,527 - Yeah, maybe we should slow down, 14 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,320 go half speed. 15 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,155 What do you say, boss? 16 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:15,200 - You go half speed, I'll cut you half speed. 17 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,702 - All I'm saying is, 18 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,745 it takes some time for these big trees to grow back. 19 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,498 Don't it? - Trees are trees. 20 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:24,626 More people are building houses now, closer together. 21 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:26,211 You look at your kitchen window, 22 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,838 you can look in your neighbor's bedroom. 23 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:30,132 You take it from me, young man. 24 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:33,177 The future of this great country is home ownership. 25 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,179 Now, I want you guys to get some rest tonight 26 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:38,599 'cause tomorrow we're gonna cut 20 acres of God's green timber. 27 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,601 When's this thing gonna be done, Elmer? 28 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,352 - Chow's ready boss. 29 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:45,355 Meat's practically falling off the bone. 30 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,357 - Ain't bad, Elmer. It ain't too bad. 31 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,193 - Much obliged, boss. 32 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,403 - Save me some. I'll be back. 33 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:59,870 - You got another log jam to take care of, boss? 34 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,127 That's the third time today for him. 35 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,712 - Well, for a great big bear of a man, 36 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:12,216 boss sure has the itty-bitty bowels of a squirrel. 37 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:13,550 Ring the dinner bell, kid. 38 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:14,676 Tell the men to come on over. 39 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,887 Chow's ready. 40 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:27,773 - Smells good, y'all. 41 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,496 - Hey. 42 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:31,461 Hey, hey. 43 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,528 These monkeys are gonna get themselves hurt. 44 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,912 - No, not a problem. 45 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,830 We'll be here. 46 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:19,671 - Miss cow-wow-zinkowski? 47 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:22,508 - Please, my friends call me Sam. 48 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,134 - Sergeant hoke, and I don't have any friends, 49 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,094 so you will address me as sergeant hoke. 50 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:29,014 - Oh... Okay. 51 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,144 - Here they come now. 52 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:56,416 Let's see who we got here. 53 00:06:56,416 --> 00:07:00,420 D.O.C. Number 6-8-2-9-0, 54 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,464 Martin Williams, 55 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,132 felony robbery. 56 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,051 - Is this really necessary? 57 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:10,556 - Move it along, chicken little. 58 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:13,684 D.O.C. Number 9-0-2-1-1, 59 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:17,688 Trish gauge, three counts of assault on a police officer. 60 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,653 Fall in, prairie dog. 61 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:31,910 D.O.C. Number 2-0-0-6-8, 62 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:36,165 zachery Moore, drug trafficking. 63 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:38,584 - You can call me Zack. 64 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,919 - I'll be keeping a real special eye on you. 65 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:44,006 Move along, wasted space. 66 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,637 D.O.C. Number 1-8-7-5-0, rosa villa. 67 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,223 Well, contempt of court. Couldn't have guessed. 68 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,851 Fall in there, thornbush. 69 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:19,208 - Hi, ray Tanner, dropping off my daughter. 70 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:25,631 D.O.C number 1-7-9-0-1, Claire Tanner, 71 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:27,758 drunk driving, bodily injury. 72 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,760 You are late; If you are trying to get on my good side, 73 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,762 you have failed. 74 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,555 Now, get in line, happy hour. 75 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:42,981 - Hey, is that thing necessary? 76 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,775 - Well, you never know who you might run into 77 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,777 in the deep, dark woods. 78 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,577 Toe the line. 79 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:58,956 That means toes on the line. 80 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,125 Yes, this will include you, wasted space. 81 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,293 Toe the line. 82 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,802 Now, you all have had the good fortune 83 00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:15,973 to be a part of the state's first offender program, 84 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:21,144 what I like to refer to as the get-out-of-jail-free card. 85 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,605 There's only one problem, kiddies. 86 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:27,025 I'm the one holding all the cards. 87 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,945 And I'm sergeant a. Hoke, 88 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,989 and as of right now, 89 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:34,658 you are all my s.T.U.M.P.S. 90 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,952 All right, s.T.U.M.P.S. 91 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:40,622 All aboard sergeant hoke's happy short bus. 92 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,585 Get on board. Double time. 93 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,795 Double time, or you will be left behind, 94 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,172 and I will fail you. 95 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:50,841 Move, move, move. 96 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:54,011 Do you require assistance, madam? 97 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:57,181 - She'll be okay. - Thanks. 98 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:34,051 - You're a cube rat, never spent any time in the field. 99 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,886 - Not exactly. I have an office. 100 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:39,223 Nice refurbished couch, a great one. 101 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:40,891 Tea tray. 102 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:45,229 - Have you ever spent any time outdoors? 103 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:47,356 - I spend more time indoors. 104 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,399 Got my master's in social work 105 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,194 with a focus on criminal justice. 106 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:55,197 - I don't remember asking for your resume. 107 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,828 Miss k., why are you here? 108 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:05,415 - There's plenty of punishment built into the system. 109 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:09,253 I'm here to reform, to help. 110 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,297 Well, shit, Sam. Me too. 111 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:15,050 Me too. 112 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:20,222 - Felony robbery. Chicken little. 113 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:23,058 You don't look the type. 114 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,018 - Wait a minute. I know you. 115 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:28,355 Internet hacker, stole, like, 12 mil from the government. 116 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,191 - It was only 11.5. 117 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,819 The IRS likes to round shit up. 118 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,946 - What's it like to spend all that money? 119 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:38,282 - Yeah, what did you buy? 120 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:41,243 - Never had a chance to roll around in it. 121 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:45,372 Just numbers on a screen. 122 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,957 - You? 123 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,710 Miss badass. - What? 124 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,795 - Assault a cop three times. 125 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,131 I dig it. 126 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,049 - That's bullshit. 127 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,802 I only punched him once. 128 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,387 - What about you, c.B.? 129 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,181 You doing all right back there? 130 00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:03,307 Need a drink? 131 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:06,476 - Nice. 132 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,315 - S.T.U.M.P., remain seated while the vehicle is in motion. 133 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,150 This is not a pleasure cruise. 134 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,030 - S.T.U.M.P.S? 135 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,490 - Stupid teenagers under my protection. 136 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,993 - Technically they're not all teenagers. 137 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,501 - I'd appreciate it-- 138 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,336 and I'm sure the other passengers would too-- 139 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,171 if you didn't smoke. 140 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:39,510 I'm not sure I approve of your style. 141 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:43,013 - Well, then this is going to get interesting. 142 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:13,854 Miss k., welcome to my world. 143 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:16,106 - This is gonna be interesting. 144 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,110 - S.T.U.M.P.S, get off the bus. 145 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,621 - This is where we're staying? 146 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,460 - This place is a pile. 147 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:48,388 - S.T.U.M.P.S, toe the line. 148 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:09,117 You are all here because you have made choices 149 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:12,037 that most people would describe 150 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:15,582 as piss-poor. 151 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:22,506 The courts have given you this one last chance 152 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,175 to get your shit together, 153 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:28,679 or your shit will get pushed in in prison. 154 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:36,144 - Today you are all s.T.U.M.P.S, 155 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,522 but when I am through with you, 156 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:42,359 you will have grown into trees... 157 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:50,325 And productive members of society. 158 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,038 Miss k. 159 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,040 - Hi. 160 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,376 We're gonna have a great week. 161 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,669 There will be physical challenges 162 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,504 led by sergeant hoke, 163 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:06,383 and I'll be continuing our counseling sessions here. 164 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,427 By the end of the week, we hope this experience 165 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:11,722 inspires you to make changes in your life 166 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,223 and better choices. 167 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:16,018 - I choose to go somewhere else. 168 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,396 - Yeah, I don't want to stay in that dump for a week. 169 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,731 - Shut it! 170 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,566 S.T.U.M.P.S don't stay in the cabin. 171 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:25,027 S.T.U.M.P.S stay outside. 172 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:28,155 S.T.U.M.P.S, set up the tents by the campfire circle. 173 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,406 Move out. 174 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,087 Hold on. 175 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,344 - I'm not sharing a tent with you. 176 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,471 - Oh, I know. I'll be sleeping in the cabin. 177 00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:53,764 - What? 178 00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:55,599 - I'm not here to share anything, 179 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,142 least of all hardships. 180 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,435 I may not have a fancy degree, 181 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,479 but s-g-t, 182 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,314 it's got its privileges. 183 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,693 - Several people got shot. 184 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:32,279 It was a drive-by. 185 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:36,617 The d.A. Wanted me to testify, but I couldn't. 186 00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:40,370 I was worried for myra, my daughter. 187 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,456 - You have a daughter? - Yeah. 188 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:45,209 - Whoa, serious m.I.L.F.-Age. 189 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,546 - When I get out of here, I'm gonna get her back. 190 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,673 - Hey, I cut a deal to get out the bigger fish. 191 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,217 You got busted for talking. 192 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,260 Talking's what saved my ass. 193 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,720 - Figures. 194 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,140 A hood rat like you selling drugs. 195 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,769 - Hey, I had friends, and they needed things. 196 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:05,854 Just so happens what they needed wasn't legal. 197 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,525 - What you do differently if you could go back in time? 198 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,238 - Probably invest in Google. 199 00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:19,618 - Trish, you're up. 200 00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:25,332 There was this bar fight. Cops showed up. 201 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,417 One of them asked me what happened, 202 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:32,256 and the officer behind him wouldn't stop staring at my ass. 203 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,468 - So I popped him. 204 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,720 - Excuse me, ma'am, but you do have a nice ass. 205 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,518 - C.B., it's your turn. 206 00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:46,854 - I was coming back from a party. 207 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:50,399 I was a little buzzed. 208 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,943 The car in front of me ran this red light. 209 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,571 I couldn't stop in time, and I hit him. 210 00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:57,531 The driver got thrown from the car. 211 00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,950 - You weren't hurt at all? 212 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,578 - Just a little cut on my knee. 213 00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:04,538 The other driver wasn't hurt either, 214 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,957 but he reeked of booze. 215 00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:09,626 - He was drunk too? 216 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,462 - It was his third offense for drunk driving. 217 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:13,505 - Oh. 218 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,798 - He hit three cars in town 219 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:17,885 before he ran that light. 220 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,512 - You stopped that guy from killing someone. 221 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:21,972 You deserve-- 222 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:24,433 you deserve a medal rather than being here. 223 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:25,767 - That's right. 224 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:28,854 The system is messed up. It's not fair. 225 00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:32,357 - Well, two d.U.I.S don't make a right. 226 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:33,775 She did break the law. 227 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:37,279 - Screw that. I would've hired a lawyer. 228 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,655 Sued him for a million. 229 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:41,366 - A million? I would've got 12 million. 230 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,827 - My lawyer said it was better to just plead guilty 231 00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,287 than to fight it. 232 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,498 - And you thought that was unfair. 233 00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:51,001 - He ran the light. I was just a little buzzed. 234 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:54,338 Nobody could've stopped in time. 235 00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:55,672 I shouldn't be here. 236 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,257 - No one thinks they should be here. 237 00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,010 - Hey, I'm glad you're all here. 238 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,513 We all have things we keep inside, 239 00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:05,349 stuff we don't want to share. 240 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:06,850 By the time we're finished, 241 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,560 I'm hoping we've all grown into something 242 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,395 bigger than ourselves. 243 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:14,942 - Trees grow tall, and then the trees fall! 244 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,693 - What the-- - but the river-- 245 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:19,738 the river only goes one way. 246 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,698 - Sir, this is a private meeting. 247 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,617 I'd appreciate it if you'd moved on. 248 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,327 - Is he part of the program? 249 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,870 - Somebody grab the camera. 250 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,373 I think we just found bigfoot. 251 00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:30,666 - God damn it, s.T.U.M.P.S. 252 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:32,292 What in the name of sweet Lorraine 253 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,877 is going on out here? 254 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,755 Oh, hello, meeks. I thought I smelled you. 255 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:40,717 Fire's a fire. I'm just keeping warm. 256 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:43,053 That's all. 257 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:45,430 - You got my invitation to the party then. 258 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:46,682 Oh, you know, that's funny, 259 00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:48,392 'cause I didn't send you one. 260 00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:49,685 Now, I want you to clear out of here 261 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:52,354 and stop interrupting my angry sleep. 262 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,606 I've got this campground for the next six days, 263 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,567 and that means six days, I don't see you, 264 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,777 I don't hear you, and I sure as hell don't want to smell you. 265 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,445 Savvy? 266 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,572 - Yeah. 267 00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:03,073 Well, now, 268 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:08,745 we all got things we want to hide, 269 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,665 and we all just want to be wanted. 270 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,626 Oh, and while you're sleeping tonight, 271 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,086 all nice and cozy, 272 00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:18,088 look out for them little-- them little critters, 273 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:21,091 because they like to find a nice little warm spot 274 00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,801 to crawl up into, you know-- 275 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,681 - Jesus. 276 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:28,765 - Yahoo! 277 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,768 - Holy shit. 278 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:34,646 - You just met some of the local wildlife. 279 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:37,107 His name is meeks-- lives up here on the Mountain. 280 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:40,611 Pretty sure he's harmless. - Pretty sure? 281 00:22:40,611 --> 00:22:42,905 - All right, everybody. Let's get back to the session. 282 00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,781 - No, no, no, session's over. 283 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:46,617 You s.T.U.M.P.S needs to get some shut-eye. 284 00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:49,036 0500 comes awfully early in the morning. 285 00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:51,121 - 5:00? Is he crazy? 286 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:52,831 - Move out, s.T.U.M.P.S. 287 00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:54,458 Let's go. 288 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,793 Hit the hay. 289 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,545 5:00. 290 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,924 I don't even think my clock has a five on it. 291 00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:04,051 - We'll continue this later. 292 00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:05,469 - Good night, sister. 293 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,043 - Where have you been? - Shh. 294 00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:40,087 Shut up and fuck me. 295 00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:13,620 There you go. 296 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,205 Yeah. 297 00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:42,232 You've broken the first rule of the camp. 298 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,901 If you do it again, I have to write you up, 299 00:24:43,901 --> 00:24:45,235 and that means you're gone. 300 00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:47,863 - Here. - So, Trish, out. 301 00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:49,740 Now. 302 00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:57,789 - Thanks. 303 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,592 - What happened? 304 00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:10,511 - You were snoring. 305 00:25:10,511 --> 00:25:12,888 - Oh, sorry. 306 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:21,271 - Morning, ladies. Stop dreaming. 307 00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:24,274 Time to wake up to the nightmare. 308 00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:25,943 Good morning, gentlemen. 309 00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:27,819 Drop your cocks and grab your socks. 310 00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:30,822 We're going on a hike! 311 00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:34,284 - Another beautiful day in paradise, chicken little. 312 00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:37,204 - I hope you enjoyed your accommodations last evening. 313 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:38,872 Compared to today, 314 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,582 it's gonna feel like a five-star resort. 315 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:44,044 Today we are going on a hike. Going off-road. 316 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:46,964 We're going to blaze our own trail. 317 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:56,682 - Wow, this is nice in here. 318 00:25:56,682 --> 00:26:00,185 Fire, mini fridge... 319 00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,939 Reading material. 320 00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:08,110 A guide to eastern philosophies and religion? 321 00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:10,696 I'm shocked; You read. 322 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:13,282 - It's just the next book I throw on the fire. 323 00:26:17,161 --> 00:26:20,330 - Can you do me a favor and leave that behind? 324 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:22,583 You're intimidating enough without it. 325 00:26:41,351 --> 00:26:43,937 You happy? - Yeah. 326 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,689 - Well, good for you. - Yeah. 327 00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:47,983 - Well, I hope you can keep up. 328 00:26:47,983 --> 00:26:50,611 March. Move it out. 329 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:52,863 Move! 330 00:26:52,863 --> 00:26:54,865 Left! Left! 331 00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:56,825 Left, right, left! 332 00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:58,827 Left! Left! 333 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,788 Left, right, left! 334 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,999 Tell me, happy hour, when you had to walk the line, 335 00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:05,709 was it left, right, left? 336 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:08,003 Your field sobriety test, do you remember? 337 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:11,256 Or were you too blacked out? 338 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:13,217 And you. You like to fight, huh? 339 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,052 When I'm done with you, you'll be able to take on 340 00:27:15,052 --> 00:27:16,678 a whole battalion! 341 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,056 I'm sure that'll make your daddy proud! 342 00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:21,058 Left, right, left! 343 00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,392 Left, right, left! 344 00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:24,728 Do you have two left feet, son? 345 00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:27,731 Left, right, left, wasted space! 346 00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:31,985 Make a hell of a ballroom dancer. 347 00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:33,320 Chicken little, I'm sorry. 348 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,780 There's no Internet out here. 349 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:37,950 You cannot Google left, right, left. 350 00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:40,077 Very good, thornbush. I like your intensity. 351 00:27:40,077 --> 00:27:43,997 Your attitude may actually work for you out here. 352 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:47,918 You're gonna repeat after me. 353 00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:50,128 ♪ I look ahead, who do I see? ♪ 354 00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:52,422 ♪ I look ahead, who do I see? ♪ 355 00:27:52,422 --> 00:27:54,925 - Louder! 356 00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:57,094 ♪ I look ahead, who do I see? ♪ 357 00:27:57,094 --> 00:27:58,804 ♪ I look ahead, who do I see? ♪ 358 00:27:58,804 --> 00:28:01,098 - ♪ It's sergeant hoke, that s.O.B. ♪ 359 00:28:01,098 --> 00:28:02,766 ♪ it's sergeant hoke, that s.O.B. ♪ 360 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:04,226 - Now you're getting it! 361 00:28:04,226 --> 00:28:06,270 ♪ I look ahead, who do I see? ♪ 362 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:08,188 ♪ I look ahead, who do I see? ♪ 363 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,065 - ♪ Sergeant hoke, that s.O.B. ♪ 364 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:12,067 ♪ sergeant hoke, that s.O.B. ♪ 365 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,986 - ♪ A life of crime is not for me ♪ 366 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:15,904 ♪ a life of crime is not for me ♪ 367 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:17,990 - ♪ I'll contribute to society 368 00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:21,118 ♪ I'll contribute to society ♪ 369 00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:26,915 - Move! Move! Up that hill. 370 00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:28,375 Go! Move! 371 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,794 Go, go, go, go. 372 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:33,714 Keep up, people, or I will leave you on this Mountain. 373 00:28:39,845 --> 00:28:41,263 Move, move, move! 374 00:28:41,263 --> 00:28:43,724 Up that hill. Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. 375 00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:45,100 Navigate through those trunks. 376 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,810 These stumps represent you. 377 00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:48,437 This is what you are. You are stumps. 378 00:28:48,437 --> 00:28:50,480 You want to grow into those mighty trees. 379 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,858 That's what you want to be. 380 00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:27,851 Your move. 381 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:45,869 - All right, s.T.U.M.P.S! Get across that river. 382 00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:48,497 This is where we'll picnic for lunch. 383 00:29:48,497 --> 00:29:50,207 Move, move, move! 384 00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:53,919 Please join me for a meal 385 00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:57,339 prepared by the great state of Minnesota, 386 00:29:57,339 --> 00:30:01,260 the correctional department, and my own two loving hands. 387 00:30:16,525 --> 00:30:18,151 Not doing too bad. 388 00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:21,947 - For a cube rat. - Right. 389 00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:24,074 - You wouldn't really leave me behind, would you? 390 00:30:24,074 --> 00:30:26,118 - Oh, absolutely. 391 00:30:34,543 --> 00:30:38,213 - I'll kill for a burger and fries right now. 392 00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:40,174 - How about just a shake? 393 00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:42,092 - Yo, this dude's crazy. 394 00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:44,595 I can't do this all week. I'm out of here. 395 00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:46,138 - I don't know, man. 396 00:30:46,138 --> 00:30:47,890 - You want to be worked to death? 397 00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:49,975 - I don't want to work at all. 398 00:30:49,975 --> 00:30:51,351 - Who's with me? 399 00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:55,230 - Count me in. 400 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:57,191 - Where are you gonna go? 401 00:30:57,191 --> 00:30:59,026 Like you could find your way back. 402 00:30:59,026 --> 00:31:02,321 - We came up here; We can get back down. 403 00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:05,616 - No one likes this shit, but it beats jail time. 404 00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:07,618 - Screw you guys. 405 00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:09,119 I'm gonna find a way out of here. 406 00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:18,212 - This guy's gonna get us all in trouble. 407 00:31:48,492 --> 00:31:51,411 I know that guy's a hard-ass, but look, 408 00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:54,164 if we stick together, we can get through this thing. 409 00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:57,084 - Man, I hate that fucker. 410 00:31:57,084 --> 00:31:59,336 I'm gonna frag him in his sleep. 411 00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:03,340 - What's that? 412 00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:07,344 Shit. 413 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:15,227 - Yo, what is this? 414 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:22,484 - Check it out. 415 00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:23,694 - What is it? 416 00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:30,492 - I don't even know. 417 00:32:35,581 --> 00:32:38,208 Dude, what are you doing? 418 00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:41,211 - Fuckin' "a." 419 00:32:41,211 --> 00:32:43,338 I'm taking a souvenir. 420 00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:47,634 - Come on, man. 421 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:49,511 We need to get back before sergeant hokeypokey 422 00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:51,722 comes looking for us. 423 00:32:51,722 --> 00:32:54,224 Come on. 424 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:13,452 Hey, check out what we found. 425 00:33:13,452 --> 00:33:15,120 - Where did you get that? 426 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,372 - Big deal. It's a cow horn. 427 00:33:17,372 --> 00:33:19,750 - Uh, excuse me. Cows don't have horns. 428 00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:22,336 - Just leave it. - What? 429 00:33:22,336 --> 00:33:24,129 I'm gonna make a bong out of this thing. 430 00:33:24,129 --> 00:33:26,215 I got get something out of this shitty program. 431 00:33:26,215 --> 00:33:28,759 - Hell, yeah. - That was a living creature. 432 00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:30,260 You shouldn't smoke out of it. 433 00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:32,221 - What? It's just some old dead cow. 434 00:33:32,221 --> 00:33:36,475 - You mean bull. - I know, smart-ass. 435 00:33:36,475 --> 00:33:38,519 - What's going on here? 436 00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:40,270 What is that? 437 00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:42,105 Do you think this is a scavenger hunt? 438 00:33:42,105 --> 00:33:43,232 It's not. 439 00:33:43,232 --> 00:33:44,733 I know you, boy, 440 00:33:44,733 --> 00:33:48,111 all strut and no gut. 441 00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:50,405 Well, it looks like some of you didn't enjoy your lunch. 442 00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:52,115 Isn't that a pity? 443 00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:54,451 Do me a favor. Clean up after yourselves now. 444 00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:55,786 We are moving out. 445 00:33:55,786 --> 00:33:57,621 Move out! 446 00:33:57,621 --> 00:33:59,790 Open your ears! Moving! 447 00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:01,375 Move! - Get all your things. 448 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,793 Remember, leave only footprints. 449 00:34:02,793 --> 00:34:05,629 Zack, get your sandwich, please. 450 00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:44,293 - Howdy, sheriff. - Ronny, how you doing? 451 00:34:44,293 --> 00:34:46,503 - Fine. 452 00:34:46,503 --> 00:34:51,175 - Budd, you get the game on that thing? 453 00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:56,346 - Nah, nothing exciting happens in this small town. 454 00:34:56,346 --> 00:34:57,848 What can I pour you, sheriff? 455 00:34:57,848 --> 00:34:59,391 - A little early, budd. 456 00:34:59,391 --> 00:35:02,853 - Early? That never stopped me. 457 00:35:02,853 --> 00:35:05,314 - Dad. 458 00:35:05,314 --> 00:35:07,357 He's on duty. 459 00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:11,361 - I'm just trying to make the place a little profit. 460 00:35:11,361 --> 00:35:14,114 - Wish you would've tried that before you sold me this place. 461 00:35:14,114 --> 00:35:16,533 - Oh-- 462 00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:18,494 - say, Mel, didn't you have a cousin 463 00:35:18,494 --> 00:35:20,204 who went to that first offenders program 464 00:35:20,204 --> 00:35:21,497 up there to cutter's peak? 465 00:35:21,497 --> 00:35:23,248 - That was a niece, yeah. 466 00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:26,335 It's a pretty good program. Really helped her. 467 00:35:26,335 --> 00:35:29,796 - I just dropped c.B. Off up there today. 468 00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:31,840 Well, there's this female counselor up there-- 469 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,550 she seemed all right-- but what do you know 470 00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:36,678 about this instructor, this sergeant hoke guy? 471 00:35:36,678 --> 00:35:39,556 - Abner hoke? That guy's crazy. 472 00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:41,183 He ought to be in jail. 473 00:35:41,183 --> 00:35:43,393 He killed a kid up there last year. 474 00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:44,895 - Killed a kid? Are you serious? 475 00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:47,689 - Yup. They worked him to death. 476 00:35:47,689 --> 00:35:51,568 - Hey, dad, can you go wait on the other customers? 477 00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:53,487 - They already got fresh drinks. 478 00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:55,447 - Are these fucking quarters up there? 479 00:35:55,447 --> 00:35:56,490 - You're fucking cheating. 480 00:35:56,490 --> 00:35:58,700 - Chill out. 481 00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:02,704 - No, I mean the paying customers over there. 482 00:36:02,704 --> 00:36:04,498 - Hello. 483 00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:07,835 - I'm going. I'm headed that way. 484 00:36:07,835 --> 00:36:12,214 Relax. Just relax. 485 00:36:12,214 --> 00:36:15,259 - Is that really what happened? - No. 486 00:36:15,259 --> 00:36:17,928 Look, a kid got heat stroke, 487 00:36:17,928 --> 00:36:19,721 but, you know, he had a heart condition 488 00:36:19,721 --> 00:36:21,932 that no one knew about, and he's okay now. 489 00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:23,934 I'm sure c.B. Will be fine. 490 00:36:23,934 --> 00:36:25,936 - Yeah. 491 00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:27,646 Maybe you're right. 492 00:36:27,646 --> 00:36:29,773 Just being a little overprotective, I guess. 493 00:36:29,773 --> 00:36:33,277 - Just a little bit. 494 00:36:33,277 --> 00:36:36,780 - Well, thanks, Mel. I'll see you around. 495 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:39,533 - Hey, ray. 496 00:36:39,533 --> 00:36:42,619 Why don't you stop by after work and have a drink? 497 00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:44,955 On the house. 498 00:36:44,955 --> 00:36:47,958 - You know, that's no way to turn a profit. 499 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,334 - Oh. 500 00:37:06,727 --> 00:37:08,812 - If you can't keep up, I'll leave you behind. 501 00:37:10,981 --> 00:37:12,524 - Move out, s.T.U.M.P.S. 502 00:37:12,524 --> 00:37:15,402 Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut. 503 00:38:05,702 --> 00:38:08,872 - Is that a Mountain lion? 504 00:38:08,872 --> 00:38:10,791 - I don't think so. 505 00:38:10,791 --> 00:38:12,417 - Mountain lions are not my list today. 506 00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:13,710 Move out! 507 00:38:48,954 --> 00:38:51,415 - Hey! Chicken little, give me that. 508 00:38:51,415 --> 00:38:52,416 That's mine. 509 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:13,896 - All right, s.T.U.M.P.S, we can soft peddle it from here. 510 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:17,107 It's approximately three Miles back to the cabin. 511 00:39:17,107 --> 00:39:19,860 It'll take 43 minutes, 28 seconds. 512 00:39:26,867 --> 00:39:30,454 - Thank you for that very important piece of info. 513 00:39:30,454 --> 00:39:34,791 - And sunset will be in t-minus 42 minutes and 110 hours. 514 00:39:40,881 --> 00:39:44,468 - Hey, I got one. 515 00:40:14,832 --> 00:40:15,999 - What? 516 00:40:21,922 --> 00:40:23,757 - Run! 517 00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:25,175 Oh! 518 00:40:33,642 --> 00:40:35,936 - Shit. 519 00:40:35,936 --> 00:40:37,688 - Run! Run! 520 00:40:37,688 --> 00:40:39,189 Move out! Run! 521 00:40:41,108 --> 00:40:43,152 Move out! Move out! 522 00:41:06,091 --> 00:41:07,176 - Come on! 523 00:41:44,755 --> 00:41:46,131 Quick now! Back to the cabin! 524 00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:48,008 Move, move, move, move, move! 525 00:41:48,008 --> 00:41:50,093 - Come on. - Come on. 526 00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:51,803 Come on, let's go. 527 00:41:51,803 --> 00:41:53,096 Hurry up. - Let's go. 528 00:42:04,525 --> 00:42:06,944 - Hey, look out. Move, move, move, move, move. 529 00:42:08,862 --> 00:42:10,531 No, no, no, no, ladies, don't stop now. 530 00:42:10,531 --> 00:42:12,658 We're almost home. We're almost home. 531 00:42:12,658 --> 00:42:14,159 Oh! 532 00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:15,577 Go, go! 533 00:42:32,845 --> 00:42:34,304 Sam, no! No! 534 00:42:34,304 --> 00:42:36,265 You go get those kids off this Mountain! 535 00:42:37,850 --> 00:42:40,269 Get back to the cabin! 536 00:42:40,269 --> 00:42:41,645 Now! 537 00:42:43,814 --> 00:42:45,232 Now! 538 00:42:56,952 --> 00:42:58,120 Hey. 539 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,205 Hey! 540 00:43:00,205 --> 00:43:02,332 Yeah, you. 541 00:43:02,332 --> 00:43:04,918 When I get up, I swear to God, I'll shove that ax handle 542 00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:07,796 so far up your ass you're gonna shit splinters 543 00:43:07,796 --> 00:43:09,256 till Christmas! 544 00:43:10,841 --> 00:43:14,344 - What the hell was that thing? 545 00:43:14,344 --> 00:43:16,930 - Come on, rosa. Come on, come on. 546 00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:18,807 I know you're hurt, but we got to keep moving. 547 00:43:18,807 --> 00:43:20,601 Come on. 548 00:43:22,728 --> 00:43:24,271 - This way. This way. 549 00:43:24,271 --> 00:43:25,647 Go. 550 00:43:32,362 --> 00:43:35,616 - Which way do we go? - Where's sergeant hoke? 551 00:43:35,616 --> 00:43:36,617 - This way. - Shit. 552 00:43:36,617 --> 00:43:39,203 - Go, go. 553 00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:47,920 - It's locked! 554 00:43:50,714 --> 00:43:53,217 - Look out. Look out! 555 00:43:53,217 --> 00:43:54,384 Come on. Get inside. 556 00:43:54,384 --> 00:43:55,761 It's still out there. Come on. 557 00:43:55,761 --> 00:43:56,970 Come on! 558 00:44:02,726 --> 00:44:05,729 - What was that thing? - Es El demonio. 559 00:44:05,729 --> 00:44:07,022 It's the devil. 560 00:44:20,244 --> 00:44:23,872 - Where's hoke? 561 00:44:23,872 --> 00:44:27,084 What happened to hoke? - That thing got him; He's dead. 562 00:44:27,084 --> 00:44:29,336 - Well, that's just great. That's just great. 563 00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:32,172 What are we gonna do now? - We got to get out of here. 564 00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:35,676 - Everybody, calm down. We'll get through this. 565 00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:38,178 - Okay, lady, what's the plan? 566 00:44:40,806 --> 00:44:43,100 - The van. 567 00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:45,894 We should get the van. - Good idea. 568 00:44:45,936 --> 00:44:49,690 - Sergeant hoke has the keys. - Well, that's just perfect. 569 00:44:49,690 --> 00:44:51,733 We can't stay here. This is not gonna protect us. 570 00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:53,819 - Zack, get it together. 571 00:44:53,819 --> 00:44:55,154 - Who put you in charge? 572 00:44:55,154 --> 00:44:56,905 This isn't a therapy session. 573 00:44:59,449 --> 00:45:01,118 - I can hot-wire it. 574 00:45:01,118 --> 00:45:04,746 - Are you sure? - Yes. 575 00:45:04,746 --> 00:45:07,166 - Okay, okay. 576 00:45:07,166 --> 00:45:09,293 C.B., find some weapons. 577 00:45:21,930 --> 00:45:24,308 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 578 00:45:47,039 --> 00:45:48,957 - Come on. 579 00:46:02,513 --> 00:46:04,515 Come on. Come on. 580 00:46:16,902 --> 00:46:18,862 - Come on, come on, come on. 581 00:46:36,004 --> 00:46:37,172 Okay. 582 00:46:46,557 --> 00:46:48,934 - I don't see 'em. Can you see 'em? 583 00:47:04,158 --> 00:47:05,993 - Hurry. 584 00:47:05,993 --> 00:47:06,994 Hurry. 585 00:47:09,997 --> 00:47:11,498 - It's not working. 586 00:47:14,209 --> 00:47:17,087 - Come on, let's go. - I just need more time. 587 00:47:18,130 --> 00:47:19,965 I almost had it. 588 00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:24,344 - They're coming back. 589 00:47:32,978 --> 00:47:35,606 - What happened? - I can't do it. 590 00:47:35,606 --> 00:47:37,441 I just need more time. 591 00:47:42,279 --> 00:47:43,906 - Oh, shit. 592 00:47:59,463 --> 00:48:00,923 We're screwed. 593 00:48:00,964 --> 00:48:02,466 That was our only way out. 594 00:48:02,466 --> 00:48:04,343 What are we gonna do now? 595 00:48:07,179 --> 00:48:09,640 I got to get out of here. He's gonna come back. 596 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,558 He'll come back! 597 00:49:53,744 --> 00:49:56,538 - Zack, let me see your hand. 598 00:49:56,580 --> 00:49:58,999 - You don't need to see my hand. 599 00:49:58,999 --> 00:50:01,752 - You're bleeding. 600 00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:07,007 You cut yourself. 601 00:50:31,198 --> 00:50:33,116 - Thank you. 602 00:50:46,672 --> 00:50:49,800 Door--open the door! 603 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,218 - It's meeks. - Let me in! 604 00:50:51,218 --> 00:50:52,636 - Crazy old guy? 605 00:50:52,636 --> 00:50:54,680 - If he's here, then maybe the devil is gone. 606 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,724 - Get him in. There's a maniac out there. 607 00:50:57,724 --> 00:50:59,560 - Let me in! 608 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:00,561 Oh. 609 00:51:09,695 --> 00:51:11,613 What the hell did you do? 610 00:51:11,613 --> 00:51:14,575 - We didn't do anything. 611 00:51:14,575 --> 00:51:17,161 - I'm gonna tell you something. 612 00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:19,163 Now, you young uns's been messing with something 613 00:51:19,163 --> 00:51:20,581 you ought not have. 614 00:51:20,581 --> 00:51:23,125 Now, this--you brought this on yourself! 615 00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:24,710 Now, I warned you. 616 00:51:24,710 --> 00:51:28,297 Now, what the hell did you do? He's mad as hell. 617 00:51:28,297 --> 00:51:30,591 I ain't never seen him so riled up. 618 00:51:32,593 --> 00:51:33,802 - Wait a second. 619 00:51:38,098 --> 00:51:40,184 We found this. - Oh. 620 00:51:42,769 --> 00:51:45,272 This is bad. 621 00:51:45,272 --> 00:51:51,570 Now, this is very, very, very bad. 622 00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:16,136 - So tell us what we're up against. 623 00:52:23,602 --> 00:52:24,603 - Well-- 624 00:52:26,855 --> 00:52:33,153 I guess you heard all that nonsense about him, 625 00:52:33,153 --> 00:52:39,201 dragging his ax and making the grand canyon 626 00:52:39,201 --> 00:52:46,500 and his footprints making the Great Lakes. 627 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,669 - Paul bunyan. 628 00:52:48,669 --> 00:52:53,465 You're telling us that's Paul bunyan out there. 629 00:52:53,465 --> 00:52:58,303 - Back in late 1800s, 630 00:52:58,303 --> 00:53:00,514 there was a gentleman by the name 631 00:53:00,514 --> 00:53:06,895 of captain larch bunyan. 632 00:53:06,937 --> 00:53:11,567 Now, he was a lumber baron in these parts. 633 00:53:11,567 --> 00:53:14,570 He married this woman, Helga. 634 00:53:14,570 --> 00:53:17,406 She's new in town 635 00:53:17,406 --> 00:53:19,908 and ain't nobody knew from where. 636 00:53:19,908 --> 00:53:24,913 Well, Helga, she was ripe with child. 637 00:53:24,955 --> 00:53:26,748 Well, she gave birth 638 00:53:26,748 --> 00:53:32,671 to this big, giant bodacious baby. 639 00:53:32,671 --> 00:53:34,798 The doctor said, 640 00:53:34,798 --> 00:53:39,595 "well, this child has a rare disease 641 00:53:39,595 --> 00:53:43,557 or a rare blessing depending on how you look at it. 642 00:53:43,557 --> 00:53:46,977 "Now, he's gonna be at least twice as big 643 00:53:46,977 --> 00:53:48,937 "as a normal man 644 00:53:48,937 --> 00:53:52,441 "and gonna live three times as long, 645 00:53:52,441 --> 00:53:58,447 but he's always gonna have the mind of a child." 646 00:53:58,489 --> 00:53:59,698 Of a child. 647 00:54:03,744 --> 00:54:06,955 Well, by the time he was five years old, 648 00:54:06,955 --> 00:54:10,375 he was six-foot-tall, still growing. 649 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:12,961 Now, young bunyan was working the lumberyards here 650 00:54:13,003 --> 00:54:14,671 in this area. 651 00:54:14,671 --> 00:54:18,509 He was--he was bringing down them big old oak trees 652 00:54:18,509 --> 00:54:21,803 with just three whacks of that ax. 653 00:54:21,845 --> 00:54:24,973 Of course all the competition and everything 654 00:54:24,973 --> 00:54:26,767 with the lumberjacks, you know, 655 00:54:26,767 --> 00:54:30,896 he won it all at the festivals and the fairs and whatnot, 656 00:54:30,896 --> 00:54:33,524 you know, hands down. 657 00:54:33,524 --> 00:54:36,276 Well, 658 00:54:36,276 --> 00:54:39,321 you see, them lumberjacks had cut down so many trees 659 00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:40,989 that the food was getting scarce. 660 00:54:41,031 --> 00:54:44,034 Animals were running off to the high country. 661 00:54:44,034 --> 00:54:47,454 Now, at this particular camp, this foreman bill and his men 662 00:54:47,454 --> 00:54:49,873 were out hunting for a meal. 663 00:54:51,834 --> 00:54:53,752 Well, snow come early that year, 664 00:54:53,752 --> 00:54:56,547 and death was in the air. 665 00:54:56,547 --> 00:54:58,465 Now, the men were following the tracks 666 00:54:58,465 --> 00:55:00,926 of this wounded animal through the snow, 667 00:55:00,926 --> 00:55:04,721 and that's when they came upon bunyan's beloved friend, 668 00:55:04,721 --> 00:55:07,349 babe the blue ox. 669 00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:09,434 Now, babe had wandered off and stepped himself 670 00:55:09,434 --> 00:55:10,769 in a big bear trap. 671 00:55:10,769 --> 00:55:12,354 He was maimed, and he was weak, 672 00:55:12,354 --> 00:55:14,314 and he couldn't find his way home. 673 00:55:14,314 --> 00:55:18,026 But the loggers, they found him. 674 00:55:18,068 --> 00:55:19,403 - There he is, 675 00:55:19,403 --> 00:55:22,447 up behind that bush. 676 00:55:22,447 --> 00:55:26,577 - What's he doing way up here? 677 00:55:26,577 --> 00:55:29,580 - He's lost. 678 00:55:29,580 --> 00:55:33,083 - No, he's dinner. 679 00:55:42,801 --> 00:55:45,345 - Oh, shit! 680 00:55:47,556 --> 00:55:49,057 - Back off. I got him. 681 00:56:03,947 --> 00:56:06,783 - Foreman bill shot babe right between the eyes, 682 00:56:06,783 --> 00:56:08,911 killed him deader than a dinosaur. 683 00:56:08,911 --> 00:56:12,080 - Elmer, fire up the grill. We're eating big tonight, buddy. 684 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,540 - Right, boss. 685 00:56:17,836 --> 00:56:19,671 - Bunyan, he went out looking for babe, 686 00:56:19,671 --> 00:56:22,132 and he found him. 687 00:56:23,675 --> 00:56:26,428 And of course, he was too late. 688 00:56:31,975 --> 00:56:34,645 - The loggers had roasted up babe's carcass, 689 00:56:34,645 --> 00:56:39,399 and they were feasting on him like he was a Christmas dinner. 690 00:56:50,035 --> 00:56:52,538 No. 691 00:56:52,538 --> 00:56:57,125 - So when bunyan saw what they did to his best friend-- 692 00:56:57,167 --> 00:57:00,879 well, the only friend he'd ever had in whole world-- 693 00:57:00,879 --> 00:57:02,756 well, he just went berserk. 694 00:57:02,756 --> 00:57:06,093 He just got that ax and just sliced them, 695 00:57:06,093 --> 00:57:08,178 every damn one of them lumberjacks. 696 00:57:19,982 --> 00:57:23,152 - He killed 10 if he killed 40. 697 00:57:23,193 --> 00:57:25,445 Whack! Whack! Whack! 698 00:57:26,488 --> 00:57:27,823 - Whack! Whack! 699 00:57:29,032 --> 00:57:30,951 - Whack! - Die! 700 00:57:30,951 --> 00:57:33,495 - Whack! Whack! 701 00:57:33,537 --> 00:57:35,497 - No! 702 00:57:36,874 --> 00:57:40,836 - Whack! Why, he just made them kindling. 703 00:57:45,883 --> 00:57:46,842 - Foreman bill, 704 00:57:46,884 --> 00:57:48,594 oh, he got the worst of it. 705 00:57:50,596 --> 00:57:55,184 Cut him such small pieces that the coyotes had a hard time 706 00:57:55,225 --> 00:57:58,937 trying to find something to carry away. 707 00:57:58,937 --> 00:58:01,023 When bunyan came to his senses, 708 00:58:01,064 --> 00:58:03,525 he went and hid until the snow melted, 709 00:58:03,567 --> 00:58:05,194 and then he ran and he ran. 710 00:58:05,235 --> 00:58:08,697 But the town-folk, they hunted him down, 711 00:58:08,697 --> 00:58:09,865 then caught up with him, 712 00:58:09,865 --> 00:58:11,575 and they chained him up, 713 00:58:11,575 --> 00:58:14,036 and they dragged him through the town, 714 00:58:14,077 --> 00:58:17,748 back through the streets for everybody to see. 715 00:58:21,168 --> 00:58:24,630 The town-folks, they spit on him. 716 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:34,097 He was humiliated, embarrassed, red-faced. 717 00:58:34,097 --> 00:58:36,683 Even maybelle, who bunyan was sweet on, 718 00:58:36,683 --> 00:58:39,019 she--she turned away. 719 00:58:47,986 --> 00:58:50,948 - They dragged him through the forest... 720 00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:55,744 - Tossed bunyan in an old mine shaft 721 00:58:55,786 --> 00:58:57,538 loaded with dynamite. 722 00:58:57,538 --> 00:58:59,915 One of them lumberjacks lit a match. 723 00:59:01,124 --> 00:59:02,626 Ka-boom! 724 00:59:06,171 --> 00:59:10,759 Sealed that mine shaft forever. 725 00:59:10,801 --> 00:59:15,597 Well, then they made up nonsense about... 726 00:59:17,099 --> 00:59:20,144 Paul bunyan, the lumberjack, 727 00:59:20,144 --> 00:59:23,230 you know, so they can keep the prosperity going. 728 00:59:23,230 --> 00:59:24,815 You know? 729 00:59:24,815 --> 00:59:30,279 Well, memories fade. People die. 730 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,157 People forget. 731 00:59:33,157 --> 00:59:38,245 And you don't know when or who or what happened back then. 732 00:59:40,122 --> 00:59:41,582 I do. 733 00:59:41,582 --> 00:59:43,625 I always knew. 734 00:59:43,625 --> 00:59:47,296 That old mine shaft, it couldn't hold him. 735 00:59:47,337 --> 00:59:49,298 No, no, no, he escaped. 736 00:59:49,298 --> 00:59:52,301 Bunyan, he escaped. 737 00:59:52,301 --> 00:59:54,011 He made his way up into the mountains, 738 00:59:54,011 --> 00:59:56,096 up into the high country, 739 00:59:56,096 --> 00:59:58,932 and he took babe's sacred remains with him. 740 00:59:58,932 --> 01:00:00,184 And at the top of that Mountain, 741 01:00:00,184 --> 01:00:03,729 he made a shrine to his only true friend. 742 01:00:03,729 --> 01:00:06,231 Bunyan lived there undisturbed, 743 01:00:06,231 --> 01:00:11,153 and he grew and he grew bigger, bigger, 744 01:00:11,195 --> 01:00:13,655 alone, keeping to himself, 745 01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:15,157 keeping away from civilization. 746 01:00:15,199 --> 01:00:17,117 He had a pretty good life up there, 747 01:00:17,117 --> 01:00:21,121 that is, until you went and fouled babe's grave site. 748 01:00:21,121 --> 01:00:24,625 You desecrated the resting place 749 01:00:24,625 --> 01:00:28,378 of bunyan's only friend. 750 01:00:28,378 --> 01:00:30,005 - So we're stuck here. 751 01:00:30,005 --> 01:00:32,382 - Hey, ain't nobody going no place 752 01:00:32,382 --> 01:00:37,346 until you all put babe's horn back where it belongs. 753 01:00:37,387 --> 01:00:39,348 - We're not going back out there. 754 01:00:39,389 --> 01:00:41,683 He'll kill us. 755 01:00:43,352 --> 01:00:45,729 - It's the only chance y'all got. 756 01:01:00,244 --> 01:01:01,703 - No, Zack! 757 01:01:05,249 --> 01:01:07,084 No, Zack, come back! 758 01:01:12,339 --> 01:01:15,133 - Here! Take it back! 759 01:01:15,133 --> 01:01:16,927 This is what you want! 760 01:01:16,927 --> 01:01:19,054 I'm the one who took it! 761 01:01:19,096 --> 01:01:21,306 Take it back! 762 01:01:21,306 --> 01:01:23,058 And leave them alone! 763 01:01:36,321 --> 01:01:38,824 - Zack, get in here now! 764 01:01:44,454 --> 01:01:46,248 - No, Zack! 765 01:01:46,290 --> 01:01:47,749 No, no! 766 01:01:58,218 --> 01:01:59,261 - Come on. - No! 767 01:01:59,303 --> 01:02:00,470 - Get back. 768 01:02:03,473 --> 01:02:05,184 - No! 769 01:02:26,330 --> 01:02:28,457 - No, please, I'm sorry. 770 01:02:28,499 --> 01:02:30,459 No, no, no, no. 771 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:39,843 No, no, no. 772 01:02:58,111 --> 01:03:00,155 - What are you doing? 773 01:03:00,197 --> 01:03:02,825 - I'm making something to eat. 774 01:03:02,825 --> 01:03:06,411 - I just lost another kid. 775 01:03:06,411 --> 01:03:11,333 - Yeah, well, I'm sorry for your loss. 776 01:03:11,333 --> 01:03:14,962 That boy maybe just saved all our hides. 777 01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:24,346 Well, got his horn back. 778 01:03:24,388 --> 01:03:27,182 Let him settle. 779 01:03:27,224 --> 01:03:29,518 We get out of here first light. 780 01:03:46,076 --> 01:03:48,537 - Tell my daughter I love her. 781 01:03:48,579 --> 01:03:52,374 - Don't say that. 782 01:03:52,374 --> 01:03:56,378 - I promised her I was gonna pick her up 783 01:03:56,378 --> 01:03:58,922 and get her from that place 784 01:03:58,922 --> 01:04:02,426 and I was never gonna leave her again. 785 01:04:02,426 --> 01:04:06,388 I promised her. 786 01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:14,563 Marty. 787 01:04:14,605 --> 01:04:17,191 - You're gonna be okay. 788 01:04:19,443 --> 01:04:21,195 - Yeah. - You're gonna be okay. 789 01:04:21,195 --> 01:04:22,946 - Yeah. 790 01:04:35,918 --> 01:04:37,628 - Here. 791 01:04:39,379 --> 01:04:40,380 Like this. 792 01:04:45,093 --> 01:04:49,473 Guess that's the benefit of your dad being the sheriff. 793 01:04:49,473 --> 01:04:51,058 You learn things. 794 01:04:55,270 --> 01:04:57,606 I never told my dad I loved him 795 01:04:57,648 --> 01:04:59,608 before he dropped me off. 796 01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:01,443 - He knows, 797 01:05:01,485 --> 01:05:04,196 and you're gonna get a chance to tell him. 798 01:05:05,948 --> 01:05:07,950 - Are we gonna make it out of here? 799 01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:11,620 - Yeah. 800 01:05:11,662 --> 01:05:13,372 Yeah, absolutely. 801 01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:00,961 - Sheriff Tanner, come in. 802 01:06:00,961 --> 01:06:02,129 - Yeah, go ahead, Debbie. 803 01:06:02,129 --> 01:06:03,714 - We have another bear sighting. 804 01:06:03,714 --> 01:06:05,424 Hiker saw it a couple days ago. 805 01:06:05,424 --> 01:06:08,468 Sheriff, can you swing on up to cutter's peak? 806 01:06:08,468 --> 01:06:10,179 - Yeah, actually, I'm in the area. 807 01:06:10,179 --> 01:06:12,222 I'll go check it out. - In the area? 808 01:06:12,222 --> 01:06:16,185 What are you doing way up there, sheriff? 809 01:06:16,185 --> 01:06:20,189 - I'm on a sightseeing trip. - Sightseeing? 810 01:06:20,230 --> 01:06:21,690 - Hey, listen, I'll be back later today. 811 01:06:21,732 --> 01:06:23,442 I'll go check it out. 812 01:06:23,442 --> 01:06:25,027 Tanner out. 813 01:06:38,373 --> 01:06:40,667 - There was a reason why bunyan saved you 814 01:06:40,667 --> 01:06:44,630 and split some of your friends like two halves of a peach. 815 01:06:48,133 --> 01:06:49,593 You know who you are? 816 01:06:49,593 --> 01:06:51,720 You're the spitting image of the little lady 817 01:06:51,762 --> 01:06:55,265 that broke bunyan's heart. 818 01:06:56,642 --> 01:06:59,561 1894. 819 01:07:01,730 --> 01:07:05,275 My great-aunt maybelle. 820 01:07:08,570 --> 01:07:13,325 You know what they would do to him 821 01:07:13,325 --> 01:07:15,244 if they found him out there. 822 01:07:15,244 --> 01:07:17,746 You know. 823 01:07:17,788 --> 01:07:19,748 You got a second chance. 824 01:07:19,790 --> 01:07:22,292 You got a second chance. 825 01:07:22,292 --> 01:07:24,545 Don't you let him down. 826 01:07:24,545 --> 01:07:26,296 - It's time. 827 01:07:30,259 --> 01:07:33,762 - I'll get the truck. 828 01:07:37,099 --> 01:07:38,350 Stay right here. 829 01:07:38,350 --> 01:07:40,185 - Maybe we should go with you. 830 01:07:40,185 --> 01:07:41,353 - No, no, no. 831 01:07:41,353 --> 01:07:43,772 You stay here. Stay here. 832 01:07:43,772 --> 01:07:46,108 I'm safer that way. 833 01:07:46,108 --> 01:07:48,068 It's okay. It's okay. 834 01:08:10,757 --> 01:08:12,259 - Oh, my God. 835 01:08:32,279 --> 01:08:33,822 Dispatch, this is Tanner. Can you read me? 836 01:08:33,822 --> 01:08:35,657 Come in. 837 01:08:35,657 --> 01:08:37,493 Debbie, can you read? Come on in, over. 838 01:08:39,411 --> 01:08:41,830 Damn. 839 01:08:54,384 --> 01:08:57,805 Dispatch, can you read? This is Tanner. 840 01:08:57,805 --> 01:08:59,807 I need assistance on the Mountain. 841 01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:01,809 We need help. I'm at the fire tower. 842 01:09:01,809 --> 01:09:03,185 Send backup. 843 01:09:03,227 --> 01:09:05,729 If you can read me, send backup. 844 01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:09,608 Debbie, can you read me? 845 01:10:37,362 --> 01:10:38,489 - Don't leave me! 846 01:10:41,450 --> 01:10:43,827 No! 847 01:10:57,508 --> 01:10:58,717 - Marty. 848 01:11:05,849 --> 01:11:07,476 - Rosa! 849 01:11:09,269 --> 01:11:12,481 Marty! Marty! 850 01:11:25,494 --> 01:11:26,745 Marty! 851 01:11:37,506 --> 01:11:39,299 Marty! 852 01:11:53,021 --> 01:11:54,064 - Rosa. 853 01:12:19,965 --> 01:12:23,552 - You killed her, you motherfucker! 854 01:12:24,803 --> 01:12:25,929 I'll kill you! 855 01:12:25,929 --> 01:12:27,848 I'll kill you, you monster! 856 01:12:29,766 --> 01:12:31,059 Come and get me! 857 01:12:31,101 --> 01:12:32,769 Come on! 858 01:12:34,897 --> 01:12:37,065 Come on! - No, come on. 859 01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:06,470 - Hey, ugly. 860 01:13:06,470 --> 01:13:07,930 - Hmm? 861 01:13:07,930 --> 01:13:10,098 - Dad. 862 01:13:42,464 --> 01:13:45,843 - Yes! Killed that motherfucker. 863 01:13:45,843 --> 01:13:47,636 - You okay, babe? 864 01:13:47,636 --> 01:13:49,888 - I knew you'd come. - All right. 865 01:13:49,888 --> 01:13:51,557 We got to keep moving. 866 01:13:51,557 --> 01:13:53,142 Those tranqs won't last long. Let's go. 867 01:13:53,142 --> 01:13:54,476 C.B., give her a hand. 868 01:13:54,476 --> 01:13:56,478 - Come on, let's go. 869 01:14:01,441 --> 01:14:02,985 Let's go. 870 01:14:07,823 --> 01:14:09,741 We got to keep moving, guys. 871 01:14:09,741 --> 01:14:11,160 - Are you okay? 872 01:14:11,201 --> 01:14:13,912 - Don't you understand? 873 01:14:13,912 --> 01:14:15,789 He's just a boy. 874 01:14:15,789 --> 01:14:17,207 They want to take him away from me, 875 01:14:17,207 --> 01:14:18,792 and I can't let them do that. 876 01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:21,128 - We're getting out of here, old man. 877 01:14:21,128 --> 01:14:24,006 - I can't let you go. 878 01:14:24,006 --> 01:14:26,717 Drop that rifle, sheriff. 879 01:14:26,717 --> 01:14:28,969 I'm gonna fill them full of buckshot. 880 01:14:33,098 --> 01:14:35,517 - No! - No, Marty, stop! 881 01:14:37,644 --> 01:14:40,189 - Damn. 882 01:14:46,111 --> 01:14:49,490 - Ah, ah, ah, not today, sheriff. 883 01:14:50,949 --> 01:14:54,953 - Is it bad? Is it bad? 884 01:14:56,705 --> 01:14:58,665 I can't breathe. 885 01:15:10,636 --> 01:15:12,554 - Let's go. 886 01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:19,144 - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 887 01:15:29,905 --> 01:15:31,573 Sorry, maybelle... 888 01:15:34,034 --> 01:15:38,914 But you ought not have shunned bunyan back there in 1894. 889 01:15:40,290 --> 01:15:43,627 The end of the line there, sweetie pie. 890 01:15:43,627 --> 01:15:45,003 - You're history, old man. 891 01:15:46,755 --> 01:15:49,883 - History's the only future I got here. 892 01:16:06,150 --> 01:16:07,568 - We got to go. Let's go. 893 01:16:07,568 --> 01:16:09,903 Come on, go, go, go! 894 01:16:21,290 --> 01:16:24,710 - Truck's down this way. Let's hurry. 895 01:16:31,133 --> 01:16:32,301 Get in. Hurry. 896 01:16:46,023 --> 01:16:47,149 You drive. 897 01:16:47,149 --> 01:16:48,317 There's no time to argue. 898 01:16:48,358 --> 01:16:49,776 You can do it, babe. 899 01:17:36,073 --> 01:17:38,700 Faster! Faster! 900 01:17:38,700 --> 01:17:39,785 Let's go. Come on, go. 901 01:17:39,785 --> 01:17:41,954 Go, go! 902 01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,286 - Come on, we got to go. 903 01:18:22,286 --> 01:18:23,412 Go! 904 01:18:23,453 --> 01:18:25,372 - Go, go. 905 01:18:31,044 --> 01:18:32,045 - Whoa! 906 01:18:32,045 --> 01:18:35,090 - Faster. - I know! 907 01:18:48,228 --> 01:18:49,855 - Hold on. 908 01:18:49,855 --> 01:18:51,106 - Go left. 909 01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:12,252 Dad, look out! 910 01:19:35,859 --> 01:19:38,111 - Dad. 911 01:19:38,111 --> 01:19:40,447 Dad. 912 01:19:40,447 --> 01:19:44,117 Are you okay? 913 01:19:44,117 --> 01:19:45,494 - We got to go. Come on. 914 01:19:45,536 --> 01:19:48,789 Come on! 915 01:19:48,789 --> 01:19:49,832 - Okay, let's go. 916 01:19:49,832 --> 01:19:51,083 Go to the road. 917 01:20:28,287 --> 01:20:29,538 - Get onto the bridge. 918 01:20:29,580 --> 01:20:30,914 Let's head for the bridge. Go! 919 01:20:50,893 --> 01:20:53,979 Faster! Faster! Get to the door! 920 01:21:00,527 --> 01:21:02,571 Come on, keep going. Keep going, let's go. 921 01:21:02,571 --> 01:21:04,323 We got to make it through the door. 922 01:21:12,581 --> 01:21:15,334 It's locked. - Get back. 923 01:21:41,026 --> 01:21:44,196 - Sheriff. 924 01:22:12,599 --> 01:22:14,643 - Hey, you big son of a bitch. 925 01:22:14,685 --> 01:22:18,188 Pick on somebody your own size. 926 01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:29,074 - Get him, men. Shoot him. 927 01:22:29,074 --> 01:22:30,492 - Get down. 928 01:23:18,540 --> 01:23:20,709 - Hold your fire, men! 929 01:23:50,405 --> 01:23:53,742 Maybelle. 930 01:23:53,784 --> 01:23:56,578 Maybelle! 931 01:24:46,295 --> 01:24:47,796 - Are you okay? Anyone hurt? 932 01:24:47,796 --> 01:24:51,133 - No, we're all okay. 933 01:24:51,133 --> 01:24:53,135 How'd you know where to find us? 934 01:24:53,135 --> 01:24:55,804 - Oh, my dad picked up the call on the scanner. 935 01:24:59,641 --> 01:25:01,351 - Thanks, budd. 936 01:25:01,351 --> 01:25:03,312 - Well, it took a little time to gather the boys, 937 01:25:03,312 --> 01:25:04,438 but we got here. 938 01:25:04,438 --> 01:25:06,190 - You got here just in time. 939 01:25:10,527 --> 01:25:12,529 - Dude, did you see my kill shot? 940 01:25:12,529 --> 01:25:14,823 Pow! Right between the eyes! 941 01:25:14,823 --> 01:25:16,617 - No, you didn't. That was my shot. 942 01:25:16,617 --> 01:25:18,619 - Bullshit, I got him. 943 01:25:18,619 --> 01:25:20,746 - Will you listen to those guys? 944 01:25:20,746 --> 01:25:23,707 - Judging by the ears and the slope of the forehead, 945 01:25:23,707 --> 01:25:25,501 I'd say it was your cousin elroy! 946 01:25:25,501 --> 01:25:26,502 - Screw you! 947 01:25:28,170 --> 01:25:29,296 - It's definitely bigfoot. 948 01:25:29,296 --> 01:25:31,340 - No, that's sasquatch. 949 01:25:31,340 --> 01:25:34,510 - You stupid son of a bitch. That's the same thing. 950 01:25:34,510 --> 01:25:37,304 - It's not bigfoot. It's not the mothman. 951 01:25:37,304 --> 01:25:38,680 It's not Frankenstein. 952 01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:39,848 It's not the Jersey devil. 953 01:25:39,848 --> 01:25:41,350 That's Paul bunyan! 954 01:25:43,727 --> 01:25:45,896 - Hey, we could put that in front of the bar. 955 01:25:45,896 --> 01:25:47,856 - No, mm-mm. - Hey, men. 956 01:25:47,856 --> 01:25:50,609 Come here and give me hand with this ax. 957 01:25:58,826 --> 01:26:00,410 - It's over. 958 01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:07,459 Come on, baby. Let's go home. 959 01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:14,925 - There's stories, and there's legends. 960 01:26:14,925 --> 01:26:17,803 Somewhere in the middle lies the truth. 961 01:26:19,721 --> 01:26:21,682 - ♪ Now way up in the wildness ♪ 962 01:26:21,682 --> 01:26:24,393 ♪ of them Minnesota woods 963 01:26:24,393 --> 01:26:26,728 ♪ there lived a boy who swung an ax ♪ 964 01:26:26,728 --> 01:26:28,939 ♪ and, man, he slung it good 965 01:26:28,939 --> 01:26:30,899 ♪ he tried to help his people 966 01:26:30,899 --> 01:26:33,443 ♪ but they killed his only friend ♪ 967 01:26:33,443 --> 01:26:37,739 ♪ and it drove him down to meanness and sin ♪ 968 01:26:37,739 --> 01:26:42,411 ♪ well, it drove him down to meanness and sin ♪ 969 01:26:42,411 --> 01:26:44,746 ♪ well, the sins of the fathers ♪ 970 01:26:44,746 --> 01:26:47,624 ♪ will be paid for by the sons 971 01:26:47,624 --> 01:26:51,837 ♪ this here is the ballad of Paul bunyan ♪ 972 01:26:51,837 --> 01:26:53,839 ♪ the sins of the fathers 973 01:26:53,839 --> 01:26:56,675 ♪ will be paid for by the sons 974 01:26:56,675 --> 01:27:00,512 ♪ this here is the ballad of Paul bunyan ♪ 975 01:27:07,686 --> 01:27:09,605 ♪ a boy into a monster 976 01:27:09,605 --> 01:27:12,441 ♪ took a whole damn town to raise ♪ 977 01:27:12,441 --> 01:27:14,234 ♪ cut and beat and chained up 978 01:27:14,234 --> 01:27:16,612 ♪ then they buried him away 979 01:27:16,612 --> 01:27:18,447 ♪ they kept the secret hidden 980 01:27:18,447 --> 01:27:20,657 ♪ by the righteous light of day ♪ 981 01:27:20,657 --> 01:27:22,784 ♪ then they told a fancy legend ♪ 982 01:27:22,784 --> 01:27:25,454 ♪ so the logger camps would stay ♪ 983 01:27:25,454 --> 01:27:27,331 ♪ they told a fancy legend 984 01:27:27,331 --> 01:27:31,502 ♪ so the logger camps would stay ♪ 985 01:27:31,502 --> 01:27:33,962 ♪ well, the sins of the fathers ♪ 986 01:27:33,962 --> 01:27:36,799 ♪ will be paid for by the sons 987 01:27:36,799 --> 01:27:40,969 ♪ this here is the ballad of Paul bunyan ♪ 988 01:27:40,969 --> 01:27:42,930 ♪ the sins of the fathers 989 01:27:42,930 --> 01:27:45,682 ♪ will be paid for by the sons 990 01:27:45,682 --> 01:27:49,436 ♪ this here is the ballad of Paul bunyan ♪ 991 01:27:51,980 --> 01:27:57,986 ♪ and now a sleeping giant wakes and rises ♪ 992 01:27:57,986 --> 01:28:03,909 ♪ an ax blade is sharpened through and through ♪ 993 01:28:03,909 --> 01:28:09,957 ♪ vengeance comes in many shapes and sizes ♪ 994 01:28:09,957 --> 01:28:15,587 ♪ the tallest of all tales is coming true ♪ 995 01:28:15,587 --> 01:28:22,845 ♪ the tallest of all tales is finally true ♪ 996 01:28:22,845 --> 01:28:24,805 ♪ the evils of the fathers 997 01:28:24,805 --> 01:28:27,683 ♪ will be paid for by the sons 998 01:28:27,683 --> 01:28:31,728 ♪ this here is the ballad of Paul bunyan ♪ 999 01:28:31,728 --> 01:28:33,689 ♪ the sins of the fathers 1000 01:28:33,689 --> 01:28:36,358 ♪ will be paid for by the sons 1001 01:28:36,358 --> 01:28:40,696 ♪ this here is the ballad of Paul bunyan ♪ 1002 01:28:40,696 --> 01:28:44,950 ♪ this here is the ballad of Paul bunyan ♪ 1002 01:28:45,305 --> 01:28:51,424 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org