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Can I borrow that for a second?

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[Breaking glass]

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Ugh.

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Jim?

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Sup stupid?

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So dad...

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Like, dad, dad?

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Like our- like our dad?

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Who else's dad would I
be talking to you about?

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That's nuts.

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When's the funeral?

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In Kansas City, which
means we have to leave...

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Wait, did you say tomorrow?
-Yeah.

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Oh, I can't go to that, dude.

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What do you mean? Yeah you can.

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No I can't. I have a lot
of shit going on here.

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I can't just leave
everything, ok?

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Ten minutes ago you were
passed out in a wigwam.

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Yeah, well... no
it wasn't a wigwam.

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Name one thing that
you have to do.

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One.

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Like tomorrow?

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Well tomorrow is kind
of more of a setup day.

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But I've got a lot
of things to...

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If I named it, you wouldn't
understand it because...

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It would- they're so
long-range that you wouldn't

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understand how they work.

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Just name one thing. One thing.

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I'm getting a bird tomorrow.

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I'm getting a bird. I can't
have the guy drop the bird

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off tomorrow and me not be there

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Yeah, I'm being
extremely serious, dude.

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It sounds like it's
not a big thing...

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That doesn't count, Dave.
That's not...

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Dude, I appreciate this
whole thing about you

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And don't think it doesn't
touch me right here, dude.

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But... bottom line,
I just can't go.

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I'll give you a hundred
and fifty dollars if you

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get in my car right now.

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Let's go.

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Hey dude, get dressed.

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We got to meet mom and
Michelle at the steak-

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get out of my room!

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It's my room too, Dave.

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You left and now
it's my room, ok?

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Yeah, that's not how it works.

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That's kind of exactly
how it works. It's called

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the case of finders versus
keepers, and you're not involved

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what are you looking for?

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I'm looking for my Alonzo
mourning rookie card.

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And please get out, because
I'm trying to find it and

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your gonna screw up my
whole process.

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But that's not why I want the
card. The card's worth like-

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where the hell are my avs
posters?

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You're avs posters are gone.
I took those down.

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Why'd you take down
my avalanche posters?

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Because the
avalanche suck, dude. Ok?

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Redwings are where it was at.

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I don't want any
losers on my walls.

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Well where'd you put 'em?

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I don't- I don't want people
thinking I'm a chelio's fan.

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Nobody's gonna mistake
you for a chelios fan, ok.

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Dude's a fucking warrior.

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You're definitely more
of a forsberg guy.

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I think people can tell that.

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Please, get out of my room!

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I'm trying to help you.

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You're trying to bother me
when I'm trying to work.

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Stop!

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If I wasn't so scared about
tombstome pile driving you on

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top of the card I'm looking for
and breaking it, your ass would

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be on the ground right now. Ok?

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Dude, an Alonzo mourning card
is not worth a lot of money.

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It's gotta be worth at least
ten grand by right now.

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I bet you ten grand that
it's not worth ten grand.

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I'll be you ten grand that
if you hit me with that

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umbrella again, I'm gonna
knock your teeth out.

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Oww! Fuck, stop doing that!

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So you wanna shove that whole
garbage bag behind the toilet

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for like... two weeks, right?

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Pop a straw in it, make
sure it doesn't blow up.

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There you go, you have
a big bag of wine.

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You know it's free, right?

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What? Yeah. Just uh...

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Saving this for later.
Jeez is that ok?

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My dad's dead, and this guy's
being a fucking asshole.

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Yeah, last time I saw
Devin he looked horrible.

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Devin? Who's that?

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Shut up, you don't know 'em.

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His hair's falling out.
-Gross.

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He's super fat.
-Woof.

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Looks like he has a
sunburn all the time.

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My two boys!

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Oh mom, you found the wine.

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Hi mom.

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It's so good to see the
two of you together again.

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I'm just glad we could
get this guy down here.

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I just wish your
father was here to see

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how handsome you both look.

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He always was so...

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It made him so happy to
see his two boys together.

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Oh, I'm sorry honey.

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I... I'm going to go grab
some of nonna's biscotti.

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Can I bring either of
you anything?

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I'm good.
-It's fine, thank you.

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Bye mom.

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Ok, here we go.

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I'll tell you what,she's right
though. We do look pretty fly.

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You look like an idiot.

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You're wearing a
tuxedo to a funeral.

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You look like a valet.

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It's what you wear to a funeral.

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You don't wear a sweater
and like a sweater tie,

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or whatever that is, ok?

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A sweater tie?
-You wear black.

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Hey, you know what time it is?

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Oh.

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You're wearing a watch
which is what's fucked up.

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Hey, what are you doing?

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Hey, what's up?

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What's that?

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Uh... our inheritance.

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Oh, nice. We rich, man?

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Not quite. We did get
the lake house though.

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Awesome, what else?

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Uh, that's it.

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Yeah, but apparently
it's worth a fortune.

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Great. So I need
you to sign here.

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Then I'm going to go down
to branson, talk to dad's

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business partner charbineau.

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He's gonna sell it for us,
we'll get big checks,

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I'll give you yours,
I'll get mine...

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Because I need to get
changed before we go.

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I'm definitely coming with-
you're not going by yourself.

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Dude, you're not coming with me.

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You're- I know what
you're trying to do.

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Dude, there's no deal. It's
all laid out in the will.

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It's simple. We sign it over.

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not gonna know what to get,
and what I need, ok?

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Oh, all my fucking basketball-
-of value.

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All my fucking baseball cards.
-Of value.

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My Alonzo mourning rookie card.

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I have a game worn belford
Jersey, three or four Simon

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games, I don't think you
can even buy anymore.

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I don't even think Milton
Bradley makes those anymore.

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Six month's later, everything
seems to be ok, right?

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No he didn't say I could borrow
the car, but I knew he was gonna

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be passed out all day, so
the next thing I know,

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I'm getting pulled over.

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Whatever. I gotta
couple fake ids.

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What's in the trunk? Case of
Antonio menderes cologne.

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Stolen. Hot.
Malik told me it fell

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off a truck later, I
don't believe that

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anyway, I get called in, become
a guest of the state for a

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couple months, and uh...

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Jim!
-Stop! Did you see that?

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I didn't do anything.

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It's an umbrella.

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Jim?
-It's an umbrella.

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Bad luck, illegal.

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Not- shouldn't be
doing it at dinner.

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Why would you do that?
-Are you twelve?

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Anyway, what were
we talkin' about?

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Horsemilk? You said horsemilk.

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I like chocolate milk.

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That's why that whole
story came out of that.

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Speaking of horsemilk,
where's Matt?

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Max.

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His name's Max.

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He's asleep.

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He's tired.

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He's sleeping?

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Does he- is he austistic?

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David?
-Why would you say that?

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What?

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No, he doesn't have autism.

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He's four, dude. Little
kids sleep all the time.

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It's like they get tired.
They get real tired.

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So Dave, where are
you living now?

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Because we keep sending you
Christmas cards and you never

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why I'm not getting
those. But uh...

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In regards to where I live,
I've been kind of on the road.

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I've been kind of in and out of
places the last couple of years.

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Lot of private security things
that I've been puttin' together.

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Yeah, he worked at uh- he worked
at pranks for eight months,

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until he accidentally
pepper sprayed himself.

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And his partner.

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What? No that's a fuckin' lie.
Who told you that?

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Hey, watch your mouth.

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Alright everyone, I'd like to
propose a toast to Ben brulet.

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Not just my brother but
my best friend as well.

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I... I don't think there's
anyone at this table who's

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life wasn't changed for the
better because of him.

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He was a great man.

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A great father, and
a great brother.

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To the colonel.

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[Clink]

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What are you doing?

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What is that?

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Dave?

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Jim!

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Come on.

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Are you joking?

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Are you crazy?

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What are you doing?

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Ahh!

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What?

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Stop that.

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What are you trying to prove?

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Jim, stop it!

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You're humiliating me.

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Stop it!

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[Yelling]

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Come on, baby.

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You're a fucking snake and
I'm gonna expose you to

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the entire family.

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Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

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You know what you didn't
take into account?

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You're humiliating me right now.
Stop it!

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I'm crazy.

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That's my card!

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[Yelling]

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Give me the card!

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No, no!

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[All yelling]

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No!

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Stop!

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Alonzo!

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[Punching]

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Baby, stop it.

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Stop doing this!

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Oh my God.

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[Punching]

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Stop! Honey, stop it.

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Come on, come on. Get up,
get over here.

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Are you boys done?
-I'm done.

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Are you boys done?

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I'm fine. I'm cool
as a cucumber.

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You're bleeding.
You're both bleeding.

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You're father would be
in splits right now

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if he saw you like this.

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What the fuck? What the
hell are ya...?

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Did you say something?

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Because if you said something,
I wouldn't be able to hear it.

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Somebody, like, just
broke my eardrum.

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So...

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You have to talk pretty loud.

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I can't believe you're
married with a kid, dude.

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That is so fucked up.

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I know.

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It's not even like a tiny
person. That's what it is.

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If you fuck up showing
him how to be a person,

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he turns really fucked up.
That's a lot of responsiblity.

255
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,010
I think about this stuff
all the time, Dave.

256
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,344
Me too, dude, believe it or not.

257
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,981
Yeah, if you would've
hung out with me more...

258
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,350
You know, recently, you
would know stuff like that.

259
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,985
Can we- have a...

260
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:57,022
Have a sweat lodge sesh?

261
00:10:57,024 --> 00:11:00,225
Uh ok, well that was
called a vision quest.

262
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,393
Totally different thing.

263
00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:02,794
Oh yeah?

264
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,829
I had some deep shit going on.

265
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:08,767
Because it looked like you were
passed out naked-

266
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,834
meditating.

267
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:13,004
That wouldn't have been such a
shock to you, if you had maybe

268
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,841
hung out with me more and
kinda known what I was into.

269
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,109
What the fuck are you
talking about right now?

270
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,879
I'm talking about that
you never fucking...

271
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:25,817
Had- gave two shits enough to
go find me until you had to.

272
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,253
I don't- I don't feel bad, dude.

273
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,754
Like...

274
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,891
I went to college, I got a job.

275
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,392
I'm starting to build a life.

276
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,428
If you want to be part of that,
you can be part of it, man.

277
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,229
But I'm not gonna chase you
down to be your brother.

278
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,798
Well I'm just saying...

279
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,867
Maybe give me a
call once in awhile.

280
00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:48,707
You know, I hate fucking talk
radio though, so we gotta...

281
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,710
I gotta lot of mix tapes
I can bring, but...

282
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,713
You think you're coming
with me to branson?

283
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:55,780
You really- you honestly think-

284
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,215
I know I'm coming with you.

285
00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:01,720
Like, that? That display
convinced you take you with me?

286
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:02,921
I'm not trying to convince you.

287
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,055
I don't have to convince
you of anything.

288
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:09,060
You saw the fucking protocol
that Uncle Mitch gave us.

289
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,462
Half that house is mine.

290
00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:12,297
I'm pretty sure even more
than half after that

291
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,865
arm wrestling display.

292
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,900
I think legally that's
like a binding thing.

293
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,470
You're way more interested in
the law than I thought you were.

294
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,405
I've been around it a lot.

295
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,006
We ruined our dad's funeral.

296
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,475
That's why we gotta
fix this, dude.

297
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,944
This is the perfect
chance to do it.

298
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,079
I don't want the next funeral
we show up to, you to pull

299
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,748
a piece on me or something.

300
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,516
Or a blade.

301
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,189
I have a blade on me.

302
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:46,197
♪♪

303
00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,077
So dad's dead, huh?

304
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,414
Yeah, dude, dad's dead.

305
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,483
That sucks.

306
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,787
It really- like
it fucking sucks.

307
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,054
It's the worst.

308
00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:14,559
When was the last
time you saw him?

309
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,395
Can we not talk about this?

310
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,430
So this is it, huh?

311
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,100
Yep, two years of my life, man.

312
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,434
Two years.

313
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,103
Gives you that much.

314
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,872
You didn't do any bullshit
double sp- oh yeah.

315
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:31,242
I don't wanna be a weirdo...

316
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,444
But could you maybe put
your pants back on?

317
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,479
While we're in the car?

318
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,347
Oh I never wear
pants on the road.

319
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,081
Why?

320
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,350
You should try it,
man, I'm telling you.

321
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,252
Real freedom of
movement down here.

322
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,354
If you weren't in here, I
wouldn't even have boxers on.

323
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,889
And the car wouldn't be moving.

324
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,892
Good news is I got
a lot of tapes.

325
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:50,195
I picked up a lot a-
couple of mixed tapes.

326
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,832
Couple of classics I just
brought along anyways.

327
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,366
What the fuck are you doing?

328
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,435
You're- you're ruining
my car with my books.

329
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,170
How am I ruining it?

330
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,975
No, I want you put them
in a bag or something.

331
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:04,976
Where do you want me to do it?

332
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,177
In your hand. I don't know.

333
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,378
[Mockingly]In your hand.

334
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,347
Haven't you ever eaten
peanuts before?

335
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,951
We'll just do- well...

336
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,385
Do we even have a tape deck?

337
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,855
I don't know if it's the
frequency of the radio, or the

338
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,190
lines running together, I
just get like hypnotized.

339
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:24,162
full-time passenger for
the rest of the trip.

340
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,165
Oh my God. What are you doing?

341
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,167
What? I'm eating these donuts.

342
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,335
You're eating out
of the garbage?

343
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:33,338
So, that's disgusting.
What's wrong with you?

344
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,506
They're not touching anything.
They were just on top.

345
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,342
Everything in that bin is dirty.

346
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,979
So it doesn't get all the rest
of this clean stuff dirty.

347
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,047
You ever think that maybe
I'm the way I am because

348
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,983
you made me this way?

349
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,418
You literally have a mouthfull
of trash right now, and

350
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,020
somehow this is my fault?

351
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,321
Well...

352
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,190
You know what they
say, one man's trash...

353
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,494
Another man's treasure.
Another man's treasure.

354
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,162
Perfect example.

355
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,931
Hope you get hepatitis.

356
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:03,167
No way. Iron stomach.

357
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,136
Not a rumble.

358
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,340
Are these hotdog cheeseburgers
more cheeseburgery or hotdogy?

359
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,952
Check it out.

360
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,121
The gal said nobody bought
one in like a week.

361
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,189
Gonna throw them all out.
Total score, huh?

362
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,457
Please get rid of those.

363
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,493
You don't have to tell
me twice, brother.

364
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:33,298
Mm mm mm.

365
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:39,070
She wasn't kidding.
I don't know about a week.

366
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:42,073
C'mon, man! Jesus Christ.

367
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:46,210
Looks like dad's watch.
Where'd you get that?

368
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,979
It is dad's watch.
He gave it to me.

369
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,649
He gave- like after he
died you stole it from him?

370
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,584
He gave it to me two years
ago when I graduated college?

371
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,086
Really?
-Yeah.

372
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,154
Let me see it.

373
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,556
No. It's the only thing I have.

374
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,392
I don't even want a watch.

375
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,261
It's a road trip dude,
we need some tunage, ok?

376
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,063
That's half the
fun of road trips.

377
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,664
A. Taking your pants off.

378
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:10,001
B. Listening to tight tunes
with your brother.

379
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,303
[Playing recorder]

380
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:17,442
So you got a kid, you wrote
a book, what else is new?

381
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,743
See summer slam?

382
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:22,146
It's a roadtrip, we need music.
What are you doing?

383
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,581
I want to listen
to the twins game.

384
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,283
Well I don't, ok?

385
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,452
Well, I don't care.

386
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,654
You're really fucking harshin'
the buzz on this roadtrip.

387
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:34,759
At least let me buy a discman
and some fireworks over here.

388
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,027
Let me get some
inexpensive headphones.

389
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:39,731
Dave.

390
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,034
Dave?

391
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,537
Dave!

392
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,642
Your fucking stereo is fucking
sucking up all the juice.

393
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,112
Well, don't wear so many
fucking layers.

394
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,380
I'll wear whatever I want.
It's my car.

395
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,781
I can't listen to music
on my own discman?

396
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,716
I can't do all these
rules anymore, man.

397
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,251
There wouldn't be any rules
if I didn't have to

398
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,588
Just like act like a normal
person for once in your life.

399
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,491
And you're just fucking
laying these rules on me.

400
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,559
I'm trying to be
patient with you.

401
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,694
It's like goddamn Nazi Germany.

402
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:13,297
You're not allowed to say that.
My wife's Jewish.

403
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,532
Give me the watch.

404
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,200
Dude, you're dreaming.
-I want the watch.

405
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,102
There's no way you're ever
going to get this watch.

406
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,671
Well, I'll take it if I want.
I'm asking you first.

407
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,340
I dare you, I fucking dare you.

408
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,674
Don't touch me, man.

409
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,177
Dude, I'm driving. Come on, man.

410
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,279
Give me the hat.
-Give me my hat back.

411
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,381
Don't fuckin' hit
me again, dude.

412
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,449
Do not fucking hit me again.

413
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,184
Or what? What are you
going to do?

414
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,319
You're breaking like
four rules here.

415
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,754
Go.

416
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:41,492
Let go. Don't fucking...

417
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:52,670
♪♪

418
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,611
I'm pretty sure the rest of my
cards are down here, and I know

419
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,215
I had doubles of the zoa card so
you better hope I can find it.

420
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,783
And definitely all
my karate trophies.

421
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,586
I don't remember you
being any good at karate.

422
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,221
I remember kicking
your ass a bunch.

423
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,422
I will give you one percent
of my half of the house

424
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:47,558
No. You're not getting
the watch, Dave.

425
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,501
Jesus. Look at all this trash.

426
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,503
Maybe there's
squatters living here.

427
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,205
Were you partying
down here, Dave?

428
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,406
No.

429
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,208
[Thunder]

430
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,743
Fuck, it's locked.

431
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,782
Uncle Mitch didn't
give you a key?

432
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,718
No, he didn't give me a key.

433
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,586
I bet I can handle this.

434
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,190
[Glass breaking]

435
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,758
Got it.

436
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,162
Now this one's not even
locked I don't think.

437
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:24,862
[Keys jangling]

438
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,564
Spare key.

439
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,633
Well open the fucking door, man.

440
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,502
Move, dude, I have to
go to the bathroom.

441
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,605
And don't touch my
cards if you find 'em.

442
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,675
Were mom and dad, like,
secret party animals?

443
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,393
I think we have a hole in the
roof or some kind of

444
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:58,396
water leak up here.

445
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,398
Ah cripes.

446
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,406
This place is trashed.

447
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,907
Jesus.

448
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,386
Shit.

449
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,225
Oww.

450
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,693
Fuck.

451
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,964
[Footsteps]

452
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,566
What are you doing down here?
We have a problem.

453
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,668
I'm trying to turn
the power back on.

454
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,738
I think we have some
pretty serious wasps.

455
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,475
We gotta fuckin' huge skunk
I just saw in the bathroom.

456
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:48,512
Now to lure it out, we're gonna
usually- we'll usually drill a

457
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:51,549
hole in the central part of the
house, try and find one of its

458
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,318
young. If it's the mother,
it will follow it out.

459
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,320
Get it right there, ok?

460
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,389
Garbage bag, shovel, smash it,

461
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,758
burn it, eat it,
whatever ya want.

462
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,963
If it's the father, then we got
a whole other set of problems.

463
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,547
Now the skunks are the worst.

464
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,650
Oh dinosaur museum
plus haunted house.

465
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,385
That sounds spooky.

466
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,588
Just one more second.

467
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,457
Have you got some
patience in your pocket?

468
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:37,728
Could we get a
double for tonight?

469
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,430
Oh a double, let me look
on the computer and

470
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,898
see if we got one for ya.

471
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,502
Yeah, looks like
we're all booked up.

472
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,337
Yeah, convention
in town, I guess.

473
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,539
Really? 'Cuz there's nobody
in the parking lot...

474
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,941
Yeah, I guess the only thing
available is the guesthouse,

475
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,410
but that's where I'm staying.

476
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,911
Yeah so if you guys
wanna come over.

477
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,080
I bet we can all
squeeze in there.

478
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,885
Just you on top of
me on top of him. Right?

479
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,587
[Laughing]

480
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,456
It's a joke. I'm jokin' with ya.

481
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,757
I'm jokin' with ya, buddy.

482
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,693
I'm jokin' with ya.
It's fine, it's fine.

483
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:12,963
Yeah, you can just get any
single possible room in the

484
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,966
We can get ya the honeymoon
suite and that's got a

485
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,368
a built in jacuzzi.

486
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:20,338
And we got some
champagne on ice for ya.

487
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,606
We got a two foot pyramid of
flavored condoms that we put

488
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:24,709
I like that, that
sounds pretty good.

489
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,110
No we just want a regular-

490
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,812
the thing about this jacuzzi is
it's an old jacuzzi.

491
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,847
'Cuz I hate these new jacuzzis.
I hate having to break one in.

492
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:33,017
There's no television.
And there's one bed.

493
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,819
So you guys will have to
cuddle up with each other.

494
00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,721
What about the guest house thing
you were mentioning earlier?

495
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:39,890
I've got four beds, but
I push them all together.

496
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,093
So don't worry though, I
think we can all squeeze

497
00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:44,829
in there if we like.

498
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,530
Can I talk to you
outside for a second?

499
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,567
Do you need help getting
your bags outta your car?

500
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,534
'Cuz I'm a...

501
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,504
...I'm a helpful little helper.

502
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,973
Always a bridesmaid I guess.

503
00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:58,909
Fuck!

504
00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:00,845
That guy was kind of weird huh?

505
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:04,715
I don't see us beating that
honeymoon sweet deal though.

506
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,617
There's no way that
we're staying here.

507
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,818
You're going back to the
house with the skunks?

508
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,387
I wouldn't suggest it.

509
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,522
Alright, what do you want to do?

510
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,429
[Car speeding past]

511
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:48,826
♪♪

512
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:17,455
Yeah, the guy with the
wonder years haircut.

513
00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:20,958
Sir, may I see your
room key please?

514
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,059
Yeah, sure.

515
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,503
You know what, I think
I left it in my room.

516
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:35,005
Just tell me your room
number and I'd be happy

517
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:35,940
to go to the front desk and
make you a new one.

518
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,780
I don't have a room number.

519
00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:45,115
Because I don't
have a room here.

520
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:47,852
I'm stealing this breakfast.

521
00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:49,820
Sir, I'm going to
have to ask you leave.

522
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:50,688
Alright.

523
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,260
Hey.

524
00:24:58,663 --> 00:24:59,730
Hey!

525
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:01,966
Hey!

526
00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:03,868
Ah fuck.

527
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:06,504
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?

528
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,072
What?
-What are you doing?

529
00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,540
I woke up, you were gone.

530
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:10,808
You were trying to
fuckin' leave me.

531
00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:14,545
I got you a fucking
breakfast, dude.

532
00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:15,546
Get in the car.

533
00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:16,647
Fuck you.

534
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:21,051
[Honks] Get in the car.

535
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:24,889
[Thud]

536
00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:27,024
[Hiss of airbag inflating]

537
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,826
What the fuck?

538
00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:38,235
♪♪

539
00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:47,211
How did this place get so messy?

540
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,679
I don't know what you're
talking about man.

541
00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:49,813
It looks the same to me.

542
00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:51,181
What, are you blind?

543
00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:52,783
Mom and dad were neat freaks.

544
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,785
This looks like homeless
people lived here.

545
00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:57,154
Well if they were living here,
then they wouldn't be homeless.

546
00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:59,924
Well, I don't know... you're
living here and you're homeless.

547
00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:01,325
Well, you're here...

548
00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:04,061
Hmm?

549
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,563
You're brain stopped
working there for a second.

550
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,164
Oh, check it out, dude.

551
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,899
Found dad's old bowlng ball.

552
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,134
Think it still works?

553
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:12,336
Um, I'd assume so.

554
00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:16,240
Alright, all this stuff can come
out of my half of the house.

555
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:19,343
Alright. But just wait until I
get out of the way before you-

556
00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:21,211
ohh!
-What the fuck dude?

557
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,780
You gotta give me the watch
now because I got it first try.

558
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,014
Those are the rules.
-I didn't agree to that.

559
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,749
Gravity test, heads up.

560
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,718
This is how you spot a dude who
just bought a jet ski, alright.

561
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,086
He's sitting like this.

562
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,254
He's sitting like this, alright?

563
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:33,624
You want your center of
gravity all the way back.

564
00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:36,360
You want your butt
almost in the water.

565
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:42,366
This is for cigarrettes,
whatever, kegger, anything.

566
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:43,701
That's what you
wanted to show me?

567
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:44,768
Yeah.

568
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:45,736
Come on man, we're
gonna be late.

569
00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:46,904
Let's go meet charbineau.

570
00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:49,907
You know him too. You've met
him like fifteen times.

571
00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,241
I don't know this guy. I've
never met this guy before.

572
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:53,344
He's been dad's business
partner your whole life.

573
00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:55,045
You've met him like
twenty-five fuckin' times.

574
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,080
No, that's not true.

575
00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:57,114
Yeah, it is.

576
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,749
Unless... wait, is he?

577
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:00,818
He's not like a big, giant
puerto rican guy, is he?

578
00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,954
Ok, I thought it
was somebody else.

579
00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:05,856
Who was that guy dad
used to hang out with?

580
00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:07,024
That puerto rican guy.

581
00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,993
That's not this
guy, are you sure?

582
00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:10,160
I don't think you're
thinking of dad.

583
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:12,896
Well I know what dad looks like.

584
00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:15,132
Do you?

585
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,767
Yeah.

586
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:23,140
I think you want to
go mezzanine first.

587
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,009
Do mezzanine level first.
-Can you just stop?

588
00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:26,377
Do mezzanine level first,
then check in,

589
00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:28,712
and then, were gonna...
-Stop, Dave.

590
00:27:28,714 --> 00:27:30,814
[Ding]

591
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,785
Did you hit it?

592
00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:37,788
We'll check in and then we'll...

593
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:38,889
[Grunt]

594
00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:43,761
That was a cheap shot, man.

595
00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:44,962
Fuck you.

596
00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:49,066
Buggy, it's me.

597
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:56,373
I... I want early bird and
elmo mo mo in the third.

598
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,709
Ten large. No ten large.

599
00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:00,878
Each. Alright, bye bye.

600
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,247
Well, well, well.

601
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:10,120
You had me worried you two.

602
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,388
Your little tussle
the other night.

603
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,223
Look at ya. Look at ya.

604
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:14,391
Just a little
brotherly competition.

605
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:17,961
Ah good.
-Which I won by the way.

606
00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:22,332
What business do we have
here today, gentleman?

607
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,702
We're just signing some papers
and picking up some cash

608
00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:25,369
I think.

609
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,470
[Laughs]

610
00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,172
Slow down there chief.

611
00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:29,740
Not quite that simple.

612
00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:31,875
Now I'm not sure if you've
seen, but it's not exactly

613
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,210
in it's best condition.

614
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:37,448
It needs to go through a
little restoration process.

615
00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:40,384
It's... let's see
what we got here.

616
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,356
Yep, alright. There you go.

617
00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:49,927
Roof damage. A couple of
walls need retouching,

618
00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:53,297
new furnace, switchboard,
uh pest control.

619
00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:56,033
It shouldn't be a
problem to take care of.

620
00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:58,736
Just a couple weeks
worth of work.

621
00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,738
We were sort of under the
impression that we'd show up,

622
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:03,841
sign it over to you, get
some checks today possibly.

623
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:08,045
Uh, I could try to sell
it for you the way it is.

624
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:11,348
The bigger problem, is that
the off season just started,

625
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:14,118
so noone's looking to
develop right now. But uh...

626
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:18,388
We know you have nowhere
to go, but I have a job.

627
00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:20,190
Do we have a plan b?

628
00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:23,527
Well, the contractor can get
this baby looking brand new.

629
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:25,295
Couple weeks worth of work.

630
00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:29,266
Uh, that might be your best
bet unless you want to, uh,

631
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,968
ride it out until spring.

632
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:32,336
Two months doesn't
sound too bad.

633
00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:33,337
You need to stop talking.

634
00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:35,272
We're not going to do that.

635
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:42,379
Sounds like to me hiring
up a crew is the next step.

636
00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:45,149
Now I can make recommendations.

637
00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:47,317
Or I could put the whole
thing together for you.

638
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:49,953
Alright, alright, what kind
of rip do you get on that?

639
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,890
We use your goons, you
get a kick back of what?

640
00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:56,794
20 percent?
That's the scam? Ok...

641
00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:58,862
That might work on these
yokels here, asshole.

642
00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:01,865
But I've been rolled
enough to see it coming.

643
00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:04,401
I see you coming, and I
see right through you.

644
00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:06,403
I think what my dumb brother's
trying to say is we appreciate

645
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:09,540
your help, we're not really
in the position to bring

646
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:13,844
What's this? What
are you doing here?

647
00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:16,847
What, you give me a hundred,
I give you two hundred?

648
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:18,081
Is this the cup in the ball?

649
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:19,449
I don't know what's
going on here.

650
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:21,351
Jim, can I talk to you
outside for a second?

651
00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:24,488
Yeah. Come here. I have
to talk to you outside.

652
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:29,927
Me and you, fixing
the house together.

653
00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:31,028
No. Absolutely not.

654
00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:31,929
Alright, listen. Hear me out.

655
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,430
Listen, listen!

656
00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:34,398
I know how to do all the stuff.

657
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,200
I'll do all the floorplans.

658
00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:39,136
I'll write- I'll make
the blueprints myself.

659
00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,038
Dude, we don't know how
to fix a fucking house.

660
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,240
I know how to fix houses. I
fixed houses for two years.

661
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:45,242
Oh, when did you fix
houses for two years?

662
00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:49,012
Tulsa? You mean when you
were working at a zoo?

663
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,380
Yeah, I worked at a zoo,
building animal-

664
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:54,184
You were a groundskeeper. You
were a groundskeeper at a zoo.

665
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,887
You picked up dog shit
and fed mice to snakes.

666
00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:59,523
Why would there
be dogs at a zoo?

667
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,525
The whole point of a zoo is
you get to see animals that you

668
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:04,928
That's your first point?
That's your first point?

669
00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:10,133
Maybe the forty fucking houses
I built after hurricane Katrina

670
00:31:10,135 --> 00:31:13,103
where I volunteered,
because I had to.

671
00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:14,471
Let's assume that you did
know what you were doing.

672
00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:17,641
I don't have time to watch
you dick around trying to

673
00:31:17,643 --> 00:31:19,243
fix a house. I gotta get
back to my life.

674
00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:20,878
My kid and my lady.

675
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,579
You're picking them over me.

676
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,414
I'm not picking
anybody over anybody.

677
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,217
Sounds like your new family
is a little more important

678
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,953
Dude, come on. I don't have an
old family or a new family.

679
00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:30,921
I have a family.

680
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,356
But they need me now.

681
00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:34,992
If you won't do it
for me, do it for dad.

682
00:31:34,994 --> 00:31:36,093
That's not cool.

683
00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:37,628
Don't fucking say
shit like that.

684
00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:41,131
If you're not doing it
for dad, do it for me.

685
00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:46,904
Well John, Dave and I were
talking outside and I think...

686
00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:49,907
I think we're gonna take this
renovations on ourselves.

687
00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:51,041
Is that a fact?

688
00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,175
Sure is.

689
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:57,915
Well, I'm not gonna
try and stop you.

690
00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:01,952
But... if I was a
betting man, and I am.

691
00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:04,655
I'd bet my balls that you don't
get passed the front door.

692
00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:06,356
Oh is that so? Well I
got news for you, John.

693
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:09,092
I fixed that door last
night actually, so...

694
00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:10,694
And that's a fact.

695
00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:12,429
[Crash]

696
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,198
I can fix that. I can fix that.

697
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,133
Fix that real quick.

698
00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:17,634
Nothing wrong.

699
00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:18,702
Probably fine.

700
00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:20,103
[Crash]

701
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,405
You know what, we'll
put that on my tab.

702
00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,974
We'll get a tab going.
We'll put that on the tab.

703
00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:26,543
Boy you two, you remind
me exactly of your father.

704
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,078
Ah now he's trying
to get into our head.

705
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,113
That's it, that's it.

706
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,682
You boys go do what
you need to do.

707
00:32:31,684 --> 00:32:34,384
I'll be here if you need me.
How does that sound?

708
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:35,585
Great.

709
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:39,990
In the meantime...

710
00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:44,127
Your father had me put together
a little nest egg for you.

711
00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:52,569
There's a lot of
money here, man.

712
00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:55,072
He planned well for a rainy day.

713
00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:56,606
This is for the door.

714
00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:59,042
Well played kemosabe,
well played.

715
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:11,421
♪♪

716
00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:24,334
Dude, I guarentee that guys
crew is the Russian mafia.

717
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,503
He was talking about a
construction crew, dummy.

718
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:31,208
Russian mafia, dude. That's
what I'm telling you.

719
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:32,576
They shang hai 'em by the dozen.

720
00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:34,344
They ship them in by
the boatload, man.

721
00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,747
We do not want to get
mixed up with that shit.

722
00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:40,283
Plus, we're gonna save
a shitload of money.

723
00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:42,519
It's an awesome brother project
to do together which is like

724
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,121
the reason we're down here.

725
00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:48,458
the car. I'll get the supplies
right now and come back.

726
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,260
No.
-Why? Just killing two birds-

727
00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:51,294
I'm not going to let
you drive my car.

728
00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:53,296
Why?
-'Cuz you're a crazy person.

729
00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:55,298
No, I'm not. I know what to-
do you wanna go?

730
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,501
No. I gotta-

731
00:33:57,503 --> 00:34:00,537
you download your blogcast and
I'll go do the real work.

732
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,172
Dude, this is a
pretty involved thing.

733
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,440
I feel like we should-
-I've walked around.

734
00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:05,642
Shouldn't we like
talk to a guy or something?

735
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:07,444
Yeah, we're the guys.
That's the best part.

736
00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,513
Just me and you. We
get to figure it out.

737
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:12,516
So I'll bring it back and
then we'll get started.

738
00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:14,217
Ok?

739
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,353
Be careful with my car.

740
00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:18,155
Dude, you gotta learn
how to trust me, alright?

741
00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:21,124
Alright, you stay here.

742
00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:24,261
Go play minesweeper or
something and I'll be right back

743
00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:25,395
[shot]

744
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,497
Come on, be careful!

745
00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:32,369
So I think we're gonna
stay down here and

746
00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:35,705
I thought you were just supposed
to go down there and

747
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:38,108
get the deed and then...
Come home?

748
00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:42,179
Yeah, that's what I thought
too, but this place is

749
00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:45,315
actually kinda trashed, and I
think Dave wants to do it

750
00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:51,088
Yeah, I know, but I haven't seen
him for awhile and we spent a

751
00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:53,156
lot time down here growin' up.

752
00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:55,258
I don't know, I just-
I can't explain it.

753
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:59,196
You... can't fix a house, Jim.
I'm sorry. You couldn't

754
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:02,732
even fix a drain when it was
just clogged with hair.

755
00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:06,136
Yeah, I know. But this place
means a lot to me.

756
00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:08,305
I want to do this we got
all our old stuff here.

757
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:09,573
It should only be a couple days.

758
00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:12,776
Why don't you just hire
somebody to do that...?

759
00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,811
Dave won't sign the
deed unless we do this.

760
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:18,315
Plus, this is like the last
thing I'll ever do for my dad,

761
00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:20,283
so I want to do it right.

762
00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:40,904
Un-fucking-believable.

763
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:44,875
Dave, you were gone for three
hours and you bought beer

764
00:35:44,877 --> 00:35:46,476
instead of supplies.

765
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,211
What the fuck is wrong with you?

766
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:51,348
Dude, I got a shitload
of supplies in the car.

767
00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,582
Check it out, man.

768
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:53,617
What is all this shit?

769
00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:54,918
Party pad.

770
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,655
No, that shirt- that is the
ugliest shirt I've ever seen.

771
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,925
I found them outside some
like old folks' home, so...

772
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:03,760
Look, we're not here
to make a party pad.

773
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:06,730
We're here to fix what's broken
and get the fuck out of here.

774
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:13,637
I've been working all day.
Getting all this stuff.

775
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:15,272
I need this money, David.

776
00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:15,939
You want a cowboy hat?

777
00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,674
No, I want this money.

778
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:18,775
I'm down to fix the house too.

779
00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:21,311
Why can't we have
a little fun too?

780
00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:22,379
I see what you're lookin' at.

781
00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:23,613
Guess how much that was.

782
00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:24,915
I don't want to.
-Guess.

783
00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:26,550
I don't want to.
-Nine hundred bucks.

784
00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:27,784
You paid nine hundred dollars- ?

785
00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:30,954
For virtual cop.
-Yeah, virtual cop two.

786
00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:33,223
There's a certain level of
professionalism that

787
00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:34,691
we expect from everyone here.

788
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,793
And that includes our
associate professors.

789
00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:38,695
Now, I'm sorry about your father
but it's been over a week-

790
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:42,265
Jim, Jim, Jim.

791
00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,600
I'm gonna call you back.

792
00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:44,401
What do you want? What?

793
00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:47,771
They got pretty much
everything we need in there,ok?

794
00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:49,472
Supplies-wise.

795
00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:52,342
I definitely shoulda came here
first. That one's on me.

796
00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,244
Awesome. Let's go.

797
00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:57,247
But uh... bad news is they are
closed for some reason.

798
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:01,418
I thought they closed
at seven, dude?

799
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,986
Maybe... is it like president's
day or something?

800
00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:06,890
Old timey photo place
down the street.

801
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,226
I say we head down there, get
cowboyed up a little bit,

802
00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:11,294
maybe get some tombstone
pics, and have fun.

803
00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:13,930
This whole trips supposed to be
a little bit of renaissance for

804
00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:15,932
a us both, right? Correct?

805
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,400
No, not at all.

806
00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,969
I don't see why we
can't do both, alright?

807
00:37:18,971 --> 00:37:21,605
Fix the house but also have
some decent brother time.

808
00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:23,773
Now I say, we take these
envelopes we got from

809
00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:26,576
charbineau. They're full of
coupons and shit for amazing

810
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,713
attractions around town,
have some fun today.

811
00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:31,815
Then we start fixing the house.

812
00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:35,952
No. You can't get
any work done.

813
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:37,554
The hardware store's closed.
We don't have any supplies.

814
00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:39,256
Work for my job, dummy.

815
00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:41,825
I'm already behind on like
seven different things.

816
00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:42,826
We're doing this together.

817
00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:43,827
No we're not, Dave.

818
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:48,531
I'm going back to the house.
Give me my keys.

819
00:37:49,001 --> 00:37:52,035
Now I'm thinking...
What I was saying before...

820
00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:56,606
What if you're like Wyatt earp's
like wife who's addicted to

821
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:59,576
cough syrup. Because I feel
like you're kinda in that

822
00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:01,745
mode right now anyway where
you're kinda being a bitch,

823
00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:02,946
and I feel like I'm gonna
go a little bit more

824
00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,481
of a bill Paxton route.

825
00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:06,816
I feel like you're
getting angry right now.

826
00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:09,386
Don't let my jacket
touch the ground.

827
00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:11,321
Alright, now we're talking.

828
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:12,856
Oh, Jim, check this out.

829
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:14,024
Glug, glug, glub.

830
00:38:14,026 --> 00:38:15,859
Easy there buckaroo.

831
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:18,328
I'm gonna need to see some ID
now before I let you go

832
00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:20,530
drinking up all my swill.

833
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:21,731
[Laughing]

834
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:22,799
I'm just kidding of course.

835
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:23,900
My name's grant.

836
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:24,868
How you doin' grant?

837
00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:28,305
Well grant, we both grew up
in Minneapolis matter of fact.

838
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:29,572
We're brothers.

839
00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:31,341
Ahh, Great Lakes up there.

840
00:38:31,343 --> 00:38:33,943
My son and I drowned
a cat up there once.

841
00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:36,379
You don't say?
-That's right.

842
00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:40,450
are looking to get a couple
pictures taken.

843
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:43,019
And I'm thinkin' like
third act tombstone.

844
00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:47,357
You came to the
right place, sir.

845
00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:48,058
Let's get you set up.

846
00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:49,359
Alright.

847
00:38:54,065 --> 00:39:04,074
♪♪

848
00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:37,133
They better be heavy.

849
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:38,468
Yum yum, drink up.

850
00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:39,803
We payed ninety bucks for 'em.

851
00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:41,137
These are ninety dollar drinks?

852
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,906
A piece, yeah.

853
00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:45,008
But I mean, they're for
like eighteen people.

854
00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:47,777
So, have you guys had a
chance to look at the menu?

855
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:48,912
We need like another
minute to-

856
00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:50,113
I think we're good.
I'm gonna do...

857
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:52,015
Let's do two chicken
almond dings.

858
00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:53,917
Um... three of those
window specials.

859
00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:55,585
I saw a guy eating lo mein
tacos, but I didn't

860
00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:58,555
Yeah, they're on our
very special menu.

861
00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,223
For very special costumers.

862
00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:02,525
She's already hooking us up.
I like this already.

863
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:03,860
For drink wise...

864
00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:07,030
Other then these, just three
Tequila shots,

865
00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:09,132
three orange whips, three beers.

866
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,100
That's it, for right now.

867
00:41:11,102 --> 00:41:12,502
And you?

868
00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:13,703
Oh no, it's for both of us.

869
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:15,205
We're brothers.
This is my brother.

870
00:41:15,207 --> 00:41:15,905
Hi.

871
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,574
Oh hi.

872
00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,943
I'm Dave by the way.
I forgot to- so rude.

873
00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:21,077
Oh these are beautiful rings.

874
00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:21,978
[Kisses]

875
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,112
Are those mood rings?

876
00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,014
I can tell because you
look so happy.

877
00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:26,015
And you are?

878
00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,083
Jim.

879
00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:27,984
Petra.

880
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,520
You have really nice hands.

881
00:41:30,522 --> 00:41:31,988
I'm actually married so, uh...

882
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,756
Oh, me too.

883
00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:36,159
Hey me too. We're all married.

884
00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:36,993
No you're not.

885
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:41,498
I'm gonna get your food order
and deal with some other

886
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,700
costumers. I will be back.

887
00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:46,636
Enjoy these drinks.
See you soon.

888
00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:48,238
Thank you, bye.

889
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,240
Dude, what the fuck
was that all about?

890
00:41:50,242 --> 00:41:52,976
You talking about
being married and shit?

891
00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,844
Like she doesn't wanna know-
she didn't ask you that.

892
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,646
She doesn't care about that, ok?

893
00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:57,947
Me and her had a thing going.

894
00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:00,517
You jumped in and tried to
get in on it too,

895
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:03,987
Ok, first off, she was
flirting with both of us.

896
00:42:03,989 --> 00:42:06,890
No, first off, she was
being polite to you.

897
00:42:06,892 --> 00:42:09,959
We had a flirt going, and you,
you kind of snuck in and she

898
00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,962
felt kind of obligated because
this is like her job to like

899
00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:14,664
make the costumers happy.

900
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,066
You know that girl's a hooker,
right?

901
00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:19,669
Sorry. That was inappropriate.

902
00:42:19,671 --> 00:42:22,005
That just shows what
my feelings are.

903
00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:25,308
You talk about a guy's
girl like that...

904
00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:28,811
I just had no idea that you
had such a thing for hookers.

905
00:42:28,813 --> 00:42:32,015
She comes to this country from
Russia to try to make a living

906
00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:34,050
for herself and you are
belittling her-

907
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,552
she's totally British.

908
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,321
She's not... I know what
Russian girls sound like.

909
00:42:38,323 --> 00:42:39,822
You are the dumbest
person I've ever met.

910
00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:41,190
She's Russian doing
a British accent.

911
00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,159
You think she's a Russian
non-hooker, and

912
00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:45,028
she's a British whore.

913
00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:46,930
Let's just drop it.

914
00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:49,165
She's a whore.

915
00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:53,169
I'll do one for my
wife and one for me.

916
00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:54,170
I love facial hair.

917
00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:55,572
Facial hair is so sexy.

918
00:42:55,574 --> 00:42:56,272
Right?

919
00:42:56,274 --> 00:42:57,574
Let's do one before I go.

920
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:02,245
I'd grind you up and
turn you into a hotdog.

921
00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:03,179
To your wife.

922
00:43:03,181 --> 00:43:07,650
I feel like we're really putting
this in progress tonight.

923
00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:13,056
Ebony and ivory go together...

924
00:43:13,058 --> 00:43:14,023
Who am I?

925
00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:14,857
Stevie wonder.

926
00:43:14,859 --> 00:43:16,092
Ray Charles.

927
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:18,995
I don't smell like an idiot?
This is Louie ck, man.

928
00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:19,896
Yeah?

929
00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:20,763
Well. Good shit.

930
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,231
Haha, look at these guys.

931
00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:25,168
What, this guy ever make
out with a girl before?

932
00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:26,202
Look at him.

933
00:43:26,204 --> 00:43:27,604
He's fumbling around.

934
00:43:27,606 --> 00:43:29,872
Yeah, that's a joke.

935
00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:31,007
She's not that hot.

936
00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,241
Yeah, get it buddy.

937
00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:33,209
Yeah.

938
00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:34,744
Grab her ass.

939
00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:37,680
Grab her ass. Finish.

940
00:43:37,682 --> 00:43:42,919
business in an alley way.

941
00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:44,087
Oww.

942
00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:45,254
What the fuck?

943
00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:49,025
How did a Latino bean and
broccoli turtle

944
00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:50,293
end up in branson?

945
00:43:55,899 --> 00:43:57,200
What happened to you?

946
00:43:57,202 --> 00:43:58,968
I just got my ass kicked.

947
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,703
I told you that
girl was trouble.

948
00:44:00,705 --> 00:44:02,338
It wasn't her.
It was these guys.

949
00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:03,106
Those guys?

950
00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:04,807
Yeah.

951
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,776
Well I guess we should get rid
of your karate trophies 'cuz...

952
00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:09,012
Me and my brother need
to tell you a secret.

953
00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:10,213
Come here real quick.

954
00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,915
We just want to
bury the hatchet.

955
00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:13,850
What are you doing, Dave?

956
00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:18,354
Jim, we'll figure it out.
We always do.

957
00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:19,389
No, we never do.

958
00:44:19,391 --> 00:44:22,659
Now, what I don't understand
is, if these two guys

959
00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:23,793
are from Cleveland,
then where are you-

960
00:44:23,795 --> 00:44:24,927
[punch]

961
00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:28,765
[Sigh]

962
00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:31,300
You boys gonna be
here a long time.

963
00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:49,986
See that?

964
00:44:49,988 --> 00:44:51,287
Aviator.

965
00:44:51,289 --> 00:44:52,689
That's me.

966
00:44:52,691 --> 00:44:54,724
Flying this ship.

967
00:44:55,826 --> 00:44:57,293
Now pick 'em up.

968
00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:58,895
What? No.

969
00:45:00,464 --> 00:45:02,432
That's alright.

970
00:45:02,434 --> 00:45:05,968
The point I'm trying to
make is, I'm in charge.

971
00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:07,070
You understand?

972
00:45:07,072 --> 00:45:08,738
I'm the boss!

973
00:45:08,740 --> 00:45:09,939
Bruce!

974
00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:11,874
Heel.

975
00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:16,245
Well, well, well.

976
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:17,113
[Chuckles]

977
00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:18,715
I see you met my killer.

978
00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:24,153
Y'all be careful, because
I say the word, he attacks.

979
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:26,756
What's the word?

980
00:45:26,758 --> 00:45:27,957
Go.

981
00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:28,825
Stop.

982
00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:30,126
Did you say it?

983
00:45:30,128 --> 00:45:31,494
Or were you just
telling 'em the word?

984
00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:33,062
I was telling 'em
the word, Bruce.

985
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:34,330
Alright, 'cuz I just
wanted that word.

986
00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:35,164
He's anxious.

987
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:36,332
He's hungry to kill.

988
00:45:36,334 --> 00:45:37,433
I want the word.

989
00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:40,169
Just like I'm
hungry for a snack.

990
00:45:41,772 --> 00:45:43,072
Mmm.

991
00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:46,275
He's hungry.

992
00:45:46,944 --> 00:45:48,945
Do you want like a spoon?

993
00:45:48,947 --> 00:45:49,946
Huh?

994
00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:51,748
That you can eat with?

995
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:52,849
We got spoons here.

996
00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:55,518
I happen to enjoy
it oyster style.

997
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,388
Are we actually being
charged with anything?

998
00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:01,958
'Cuz legally if you're gonna
charge me with something,

999
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,293
you need to present me
with a police report.

1000
00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:06,496
Mm, yeah we got one.

1001
00:46:06,498 --> 00:46:08,164
Gonna print out two
copies right now.

1002
00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:10,266
Oh I don't actually have it.

1003
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,235
Well, y'all don't go nowhere.

1004
00:46:12,237 --> 00:46:14,137
Bruce and I'll be right back.

1005
00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:17,807
Donna, can you print out
them a police reports?

1006
00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:19,442
Yeah.

1007
00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:23,346
Smart shit with that
police report, dude.

1008
00:46:23,348 --> 00:46:25,114
Not really. I made it up.

1009
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,816
Really?

1010
00:46:26,818 --> 00:46:29,252
It sounded real. Do you
think they know that?

1011
00:46:29,254 --> 00:46:32,088
I don't know, but we gotta get
out of here as soon as possible,

1012
00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:33,956
because you've already
cost us a day on the house.

1013
00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:35,825
Fuck you, give me a
fucking break, dude.

1014
00:46:37,828 --> 00:46:39,996
Everything I do is
just so fucking stupid.

1015
00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:41,998
And you have, like, so much more
important shit you have to do.

1016
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,199
Yeah, I agree.

1017
00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:45,268
At least I'm there
when people need me.

1018
00:46:45,270 --> 00:46:46,302
Oh, come on.

1019
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,571
I had to drive halfway across
the country to take you to your

1020
00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:51,474
Oh, now you're the fucking
hero of the family.

1021
00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:52,542
You can do whatever
the fuck you want.

1022
00:46:52,544 --> 00:46:54,143
Call everbody shitheads.

1023
00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:54,977
That's all I'm saying.

1024
00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:55,912
Yeah right.

1025
00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:57,213
I'm there and you're not.

1026
00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:58,281
When have I not been there?

1027
00:46:58,283 --> 00:46:59,348
A ton of times, like...

1028
00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:02,451
That time I went to rehab.

1029
00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:03,953
Remember? Remember that?

1030
00:47:03,955 --> 00:47:08,057
I was- I was like- I was having
some problems and you know mom

1031
00:47:08,059 --> 00:47:10,259
and dad were there, and a couple
of other people were there,

1032
00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:13,129
You know, everyone
was there but you. You know?

1033
00:47:13,131 --> 00:47:17,466
You had some- you had some kind
of desimination you had to do.

1034
00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:21,470
Yeah, and that's like a
book report kind of thing.

1035
00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:24,006
It sounds like a really
important book report.

1036
00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:27,877
Yeah I've got a fucking
book report to do. Whatever.

1037
00:47:29,614 --> 00:47:32,315
The time I got arrested.
Remember when I got arrested?

1038
00:47:32,317 --> 00:47:34,250
Mom and dad were in Europe.

1039
00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:36,018
Boy, I got real comfy
in that jail cell.

1040
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,553
Nobody came and bailed me out.

1041
00:47:39,223 --> 00:47:40,289
Nobody showed up.

1042
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:41,390
I was on a writer's fellowship.

1043
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:46,128
I'm- I'm just being
such a shithead. I should

1044
00:47:46,130 --> 00:47:48,464
have known that you were on
some writer's fellowship...

1045
00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:50,600
I'm sorry I missed all your
fucking fork in the road

1046
00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:52,869
moments, Dave, but it looks
like there's gonna be a

1047
00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:53,970
milion more.... [banter]

1048
00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:55,304
Well, well, well.

1049
00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:57,006
It ain't looking too good, boys.

1050
00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:02,211
It turns out one of you's
got a warrant in Springfield.

1051
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,647
The other hasn't payed
taxes in years, so...

1052
00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:06,549
I, I put a call in to the
governor to see if I could get

1053
00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:08,951
you extradited, maybe you could
face these charges in the state

1054
00:48:08,953 --> 00:48:11,220
without the death penalty...

1055
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:12,655
My hands are tied.

1056
00:48:12,657 --> 00:48:15,157
There ain't much more I can do.
You know-

1057
00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:18,261
alright, y'all are free
to go. So, uh...

1058
00:48:20,364 --> 00:48:22,598
Bruce, I thought we were gonna
sweat 'em out a little bit more.

1059
00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:26,569
Yeah.

1060
00:48:27,204 --> 00:48:31,607
Yeah, you guys are-
you guys are...

1061
00:48:31,609 --> 00:48:32,675
Yeah, ok. It's too late Bruce.

1062
00:48:32,677 --> 00:48:34,210
Nonetheless though.

1063
00:48:34,212 --> 00:48:37,546
You've each been implanted with
a micro chip so I'm gonna be

1064
00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:39,548
monitoring you from here on out.

1065
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:49,625
♪♪

1066
00:48:57,334 --> 00:48:58,601
What are you doing
in dad's office?

1067
00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:01,604
Quit dicking around.
No, you're counting change.

1068
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:02,505
You're stealing change.

1069
00:49:02,507 --> 00:49:03,606
I'm not stealing change.

1070
00:49:03,608 --> 00:49:04,473
Half of that change is mine.

1071
00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:09,312
I don't want all the nickles. I
want most of the quarters.

1072
00:49:09,314 --> 00:49:11,380
You don't get to have
all the quarters.

1073
00:49:12,516 --> 00:49:14,150
Come on, we have to go
figure out where to start.

1074
00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:16,285
I know, I know
what we need to do.

1075
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,054
I got this list from charbineau.

1076
00:49:18,056 --> 00:49:20,156
It's got everything we need
to do to the house on it.

1077
00:49:20,158 --> 00:49:21,324
You got a list from charbineau?

1078
00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:23,092
Half this shit we can do today.

1079
00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:26,429
Well you seemed like you knew
everything that was going on

1080
00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:28,164
earlier, so...

1081
00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:32,435
We got work to do.

1082
00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:42,078
[Crashing]

1083
00:50:16,546 --> 00:50:17,680
[Breaking glass]

1084
00:50:33,663 --> 00:50:35,031
[Thwak]

1085
00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:39,702
You almost hit me in the
face with a hockey puck.

1086
00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:40,736
If I wanted to hit you
in the face, I would've

1087
00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:41,637
hit you in the face.

1088
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:45,741
Dude, you and me both know the
best work I do is in the crease.

1089
00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:47,777
That's not true. You
weren't ever any good.

1090
00:50:47,779 --> 00:50:50,179
Well, if I wasn't any good, why
don't you try and score on me.

1091
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,716
[Sigh]

1092
00:50:54,284 --> 00:50:56,786
So, if I score on you, you have
to go clean the dock right now.

1093
00:50:56,788 --> 00:50:58,521
Alright, dude, but if I shut
you down, you've gotta

1094
00:50:58,523 --> 00:50:59,355
give me that watch.

1095
00:50:59,357 --> 00:51:02,391
Also if you get in my
crease, I will take you down.

1096
00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:03,592
Ok? I'm not gonna
apologize for that.

1097
00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,628
That's just an
instinct, alright?

1098
00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:06,729
From years of goal tending.

1099
00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:08,264
Number two, do not
aim for my throat.

1100
00:51:08,266 --> 00:51:10,232
Oww, I'm not ready yet. Stop!

1101
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:12,535
I'm not ready. I'm not.

1102
00:51:12,537 --> 00:51:14,203
I gotta get set you fuckin' wad.

1103
00:51:14,205 --> 00:51:16,806
'Cuz I just fucking scored, bro.

1104
00:51:16,808 --> 00:51:18,274
Now I'm ready. Try again.

1105
00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:21,110
Let's go. This is the
one that counts.

1106
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,580
Nice work, dipshit.

1107
00:51:25,782 --> 00:51:27,750
Ok, that one's coming
out of my half.

1108
00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:29,385
They're open, dude. Don't worry.

1109
00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:33,856
This guy's selling churros. I
might try and check that out.

1110
00:51:34,558 --> 00:51:36,459
But uh, yeah...

1111
00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:37,793
Hey where're you going?

1112
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:41,864
[Ding]

1113
00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:44,567
Welcome to the store.
May I help you?

1114
00:51:44,569 --> 00:51:45,734
Uh yeah.

1115
00:51:45,736 --> 00:51:47,670
Do you have wasp spray?

1116
00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:51,340
All of our insecticides
are on aisle five.

1117
00:51:51,342 --> 00:51:52,741
Cool, thanks.

1118
00:51:55,178 --> 00:51:56,679
You guys still close at three?

1119
00:51:56,681 --> 00:51:59,482
Seven to seven every
day, rain or shine.

1120
00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:00,449
What about yesterday?

1121
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,418
Rain or shine. Seven to seven.

1122
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:04,353
Every day.

1123
00:52:04,721 --> 00:52:06,322
Alright, thanks man.

1124
00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:13,562
Jackpot.

1125
00:52:19,503 --> 00:52:20,636
What's up, what's up?

1126
00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:22,204
What are you all
mother fucker's doing?

1127
00:52:22,206 --> 00:52:24,740
Ah, I'm just playing. I'm
just playing. What's up?

1128
00:52:25,775 --> 00:52:26,842
Wow, divorce?

1129
00:52:26,844 --> 00:52:28,477
Yeah, yuck.

1130
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:32,281
Actually it's not bad 'cuz
I'm not miserable now, so...

1131
00:52:32,283 --> 00:52:33,349
Yeah.

1132
00:52:33,351 --> 00:52:34,783
You, you have a baby.

1133
00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:35,651
I know, right?

1134
00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:38,554
Wow. I'm so happy for you.

1135
00:52:38,556 --> 00:52:39,755
Jim, you're not going
to believe this shit.

1136
00:52:39,757 --> 00:52:41,257
Next door, laser tag place?

1137
00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:43,225
Looking for supplies
for the house.

1138
00:52:43,227 --> 00:52:45,194
Ended up getting jumped by a
bunch of construction workers.

1139
00:52:45,196 --> 00:52:46,195
Can you believe that shit?

1140
00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:47,863
Yes, actually I believe it.

1141
00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:49,798
Lauren Kennedy, do you
remember my brother, Dave.

1142
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,400
Hey. What's up?
-Hi.

1143
00:52:51,402 --> 00:52:54,603
We went to camp together. Her
parents had a trampoline.

1144
00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:58,274
You guys used to bone
down, didn't you?

1145
00:52:58,276 --> 00:52:59,808
We used to date, yeah.

1146
00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:02,244
You did- you took her virginity.
That's fucked up, dude.

1147
00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:03,679
Actually I took his.
For the record.

1148
00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:05,614
Ohhh.

1149
00:53:05,616 --> 00:53:09,718
Wait, what happened to you?
You got jumped outside?

1150
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:13,255
I got like, just got hit
by a motorcycle actually.

1151
00:53:13,257 --> 00:53:15,624
It was pretty crazy
but I'm totally fine.

1152
00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:16,759
I'm good.

1153
00:53:16,761 --> 00:53:21,363
Out front, yeah. It just clipped
me. But... everbody's ok.

1154
00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:22,531
Oh my God.

1155
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,599
He's an idiot.

1156
00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:24,500
Where are your shoes?

1157
00:53:24,502 --> 00:53:25,601
Oh, lost 'em in the crash.

1158
00:53:25,603 --> 00:53:26,468
That's crazy.

1159
00:53:26,470 --> 00:53:27,369
Pop right off.

1160
00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:28,437
You didn't go pick 'em up?

1161
00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:29,805
I'm fine though.
I'm cool, I'm cool.

1162
00:53:29,807 --> 00:53:30,906
He might be kinda fucked up.

1163
00:53:30,908 --> 00:53:32,308
How long are you guys here for?

1164
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:33,309
A couple days.

1165
00:53:33,311 --> 00:53:36,645
Ok, well if you want to
catch up more, or whatever...

1166
00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:37,446
Great yeah.

1167
00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:38,747
Nice to see you.

1168
00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:40,416
I did not get jumped.

1169
00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:43,319
Bye, nice to see you.
Hope you feel better.

1170
00:53:43,321 --> 00:53:45,854
How many times have you been
beat up the last few days?

1171
00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:49,225
You got her number. Help
you get over your wife.

1172
00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:51,794
Uh, I don't need to get
over my wife, dummy.

1173
00:53:51,796 --> 00:53:54,330
Don't you hate her
though, or something?

1174
00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:56,565
I'm probably thinking
of somebody else.

1175
00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:06,275
Man, it's fun being
back down here, right?

1176
00:54:06,277 --> 00:54:09,945
Did you lie to me about the
hardware store being closed?

1177
00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:13,816
The guy at the counter said that
they were open the other day.

1178
00:54:13,818 --> 00:54:16,485
Well maybe that dude was lying,
you ever think about that?

1179
00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:18,420
Dad was always our coach, man.

1180
00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:20,823
Football, baseball,
hockey, karate.

1181
00:54:20,825 --> 00:54:25,828
anybody else teaching his kids
how to do anything.

1182
00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:28,998
Yeah, we gotta find these
karate uniforms, dude.

1183
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,935
You really think your old
gi's gonna fit you smart guy?

1184
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,970
No, I bet dad's will
though, you fucking moron.

1185
00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:36,972
Uh, you might want to call your
karate association, 'cuz they

1186
00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:39,742
might not be cool with
you upgrading like that.

1187
00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:40,676
Check this out.

1188
00:54:40,678 --> 00:54:41,677
Mystery safe.

1189
00:54:41,679 --> 00:54:42,544
Super cool.

1190
00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:45,414
I bet this thing is full
of bear bonds, dude.

1191
00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:50,419
A bear bond- it's like in world
war ii, bears were really rare,

1192
00:54:50,421 --> 00:54:53,622
and then like, uh, you
could buy like bonds.

1193
00:54:54,024 --> 00:54:55,824
I don't think
that's what that is.

1194
00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:57,426
I can open this sucker
up, dude. Easy.

1195
00:54:57,428 --> 00:55:00,362
See if he can give
us a locksmith.

1196
00:55:00,364 --> 00:55:01,764
Dude, then we gotta
cut him in, man.

1197
00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:05,534
Actually... I'm not
really used to these.

1198
00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:07,903
[Bang]

1199
00:55:07,905 --> 00:55:09,672
[Crash]

1200
00:55:10,707 --> 00:55:12,608
Alright, that can
come out of my half.

1201
00:55:32,429 --> 00:55:34,063
Dave?

1202
00:55:34,065 --> 00:55:35,898
Did you freeze all my shirts?

1203
00:55:41,339 --> 00:55:42,938
What are you doing?
Get out of here.

1204
00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:44,573
Is that wild things?

1205
00:55:44,575 --> 00:55:45,641
Yeah, get outta here!

1206
00:55:45,643 --> 00:55:46,542
Are you still going?

1207
00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:47,910
Go away. Now!

1208
00:55:47,912 --> 00:55:48,877
Are you still going?

1209
00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:51,680
Yes, I'm still going. Go away!

1210
00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:53,649
Fucking pervert.

1211
00:55:54,818 --> 00:55:56,418
I just feel like, I feel like
you're gonna break that window.

1212
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:57,353
I'm not gonna break
that window, ok?

1213
00:55:57,355 --> 00:55:58,120
It's a tennis ball, ok?

1214
00:55:58,122 --> 00:55:59,455
Don't worry about it.

1215
00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:00,823
You throw the ball up.

1216
00:56:00,825 --> 00:56:03,359
I hit the ball, hits the
wasp nest, wasp nest falls.

1217
00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:04,693
We run, lock
ourselves in the car.

1218
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,995
Pull around, run over the
wasp nest with the car.

1219
00:56:06,997 --> 00:56:08,997
Killing the wasps, k?

1220
00:56:08,999 --> 00:56:11,066
This seems like a
really shitty plan.

1221
00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:12,868
It's not a shitty plan, ok?

1222
00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:14,670
I've done this four times, dude.

1223
00:56:14,672 --> 00:56:15,604
You've done this four times?

1224
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:16,105
Yeah.

1225
00:56:16,107 --> 00:56:16,972
Did it work?

1226
00:56:16,974 --> 00:56:18,474
Yeah, it worked.

1227
00:56:18,476 --> 00:56:19,675
Three times.

1228
00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:21,410
What happened the fourth time?

1229
00:56:21,412 --> 00:56:22,845
Ball guy fucked up.

1230
00:56:22,847 --> 00:56:24,413
So...

1231
00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:25,581
Don't screw this up.

1232
00:56:26,483 --> 00:56:26,982
Ready?

1233
00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:27,716
Yep.

1234
00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:31,453
Get ready to run, 'cuz these
guys are going to be pissed.

1235
00:56:34,791 --> 00:56:36,458
[Glass breaking]

1236
00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:42,931
That's coming out of your half.

1237
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:45,801
Fuckin' bat had like pine
tar on it, or something.

1238
00:56:46,970 --> 00:56:48,137
You did?

1239
00:56:49,472 --> 00:56:50,906
That's awesome.

1240
00:56:52,742 --> 00:56:53,809
Hold on, hold on.

1241
00:56:53,811 --> 00:56:56,111
What are you...? Stop, stop.

1242
00:57:01,584 --> 00:57:03,719
Dude, all I'm saying is- like
irregardless of whether it's a

1243
00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:05,654
good idea or not, you
can bet on wrestlemania.

1244
00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:08,624
It's just like paying
attention to the characters.

1245
00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:10,692
Well, they're not characters.
They're athletes.

1246
00:57:10,694 --> 00:57:12,428
Oh, score dude.

1247
00:57:12,430 --> 00:57:15,597
Check it out. Surge alert.
Take a rip, dude.

1248
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:16,165
Gross.

1249
00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:17,866
I'll race ya.

1250
00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:20,769
You're gonna get sick.

1251
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:24,039
That's like fifteen years old,
and surge is gross anyway.

1252
00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:27,209
These are worth a ton. I
shouldn't of fucking drank that.

1253
00:57:27,211 --> 00:57:28,977
You didn't open yours. That was
smart, dude. Profit.

1254
00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:31,079
You totally overestimate
the collectables market.

1255
00:57:31,081 --> 00:57:32,815
Dude, shit is worth
a lot of money.

1256
00:57:32,817 --> 00:57:34,950
No, it's not. It's really not.

1257
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:36,452
Oh, shit dude.

1258
00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:39,621
This might be a little
more your speed.

1259
00:57:43,026 --> 00:57:44,660
Oh dude. Super Jack pot.

1260
00:57:44,662 --> 00:57:45,828
What's that?

1261
00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:46,762
Party pills.

1262
00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:48,864
These are like tranquilizers.

1263
00:57:48,866 --> 00:57:51,066
Let's get this
party started, dude.

1264
00:57:52,635 --> 00:57:54,770
Dude, these are for Steve
when he got heartworms.

1265
00:57:54,772 --> 00:57:58,207
Yeah, they're tranqs dude.
They're like xanaxs.

1266
00:57:58,209 --> 00:58:00,943
You just gotta take like...

1267
00:58:00,945 --> 00:58:03,679
You gotta get the ratio
of like dog to person.

1268
00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:06,748
So like if he needed two,
I'll have like twelve.

1269
00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:08,951
It's not rocket science, dude.

1270
00:58:08,953 --> 00:58:10,953
Yeah, you're right. It's
like actual science.

1271
00:58:12,889 --> 00:58:14,156
You alright, man?

1272
00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:16,692
You look fucked up.

1273
00:58:16,694 --> 00:58:19,728
I just chugged that
surge too fast.

1274
00:58:19,730 --> 00:58:22,498
Shit's like fifteen cups of
coffee straight to the dong.

1275
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:24,166
I'm pretty sure it's
those dog pills.

1276
00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:26,001
Want me to take you to the vet?

1277
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,236
Uneccessary.

1278
00:58:27,238 --> 00:58:29,905
Iron stomache man, I told you.

1279
00:58:34,277 --> 00:58:36,278
Oh hey, I got it.

1280
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,913
Check it out. I'm gonna kill
so many fucking wasps.

1281
00:58:37,915 --> 00:58:41,183
I'm gonna go kill some,
like, churros real quick.

1282
00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:41,984
I'll be right back.

1283
00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:45,621
[Crash]

1284
00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:56,131
[Cell ringing]

1285
00:59:03,907 --> 00:59:07,776
[Home phone ringing]

1286
00:59:09,979 --> 00:59:12,681
Jim, what is taking so long?

1287
00:59:12,683 --> 00:59:13,782
We're fixing a house.

1288
00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:14,883
This isn't easy.

1289
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:18,253
Didn't you say that your dad's
business partner had some

1290
00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:19,721
crew that he could hire?

1291
00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:21,823
That's gonna cost like
thousands of dollars,

1292
00:59:21,825 --> 00:59:24,826
and Dave and I are doing this.
It's like a brother thing...

1293
00:59:24,828 --> 00:59:28,096
This isn't an excuse for you to
go run off and, like, live out

1294
00:59:28,098 --> 00:59:29,765
your childhood
with your brother.

1295
00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:31,833
I'm not reliving my childhood.

1296
00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:32,935
I'm doing the best that I can.

1297
00:59:32,937 --> 00:59:34,169
I need you do something, Jim.

1298
00:59:34,171 --> 00:59:35,704
I need you to take action.

1299
00:59:35,706 --> 00:59:37,606
Like what? What do
you want me to do?

1300
00:59:37,608 --> 00:59:41,877
Hire the guys, get the
money, and come home.

1301
00:59:44,013 --> 00:59:46,315
Yeah, it's right
off seventy-five.

1302
00:59:48,785 --> 00:59:49,851
What's up, big brother?

1303
00:59:49,853 --> 00:59:51,019
Go on a little nature hike?

1304
00:59:51,021 --> 00:59:52,654
Yeah I wanted to
walk around the lake.

1305
00:59:54,090 --> 00:59:56,058
You look like you've
had a productive day.

1306
00:59:56,060 --> 00:59:57,326
You fix that screen door.

1307
00:59:57,328 --> 01:00:00,596
I stole a bunch of this screen
door stuff from this

1308
01:00:00,598 --> 01:00:02,798
country club down the street.

1309
01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:09,104
He was like... he said he paid
for all this shit that we broke

1310
01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:12,240
But I don't know what
he's talking about there.

1311
01:00:12,242 --> 01:00:15,043
He also said he wanted to
take us out to dinner tonight.

1312
01:00:15,045 --> 01:00:15,944
And I was like, I
don't know about that.

1313
01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:17,045
Sounds kinda weird.

1314
01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:20,382
They were giving them away.
Can you believe that?

1315
01:00:20,384 --> 01:00:23,385
Just like some kind of
jacket giveaway or something.

1316
01:00:23,387 --> 01:00:28,256
There was just like a whole room
of 'em just like racked up,

1317
01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:30,626
and I'm like, oh awesome.
I took like five.

1318
01:00:30,628 --> 01:00:32,828
Did you rob a coat room?

1319
01:00:34,998 --> 01:00:36,098
Rob a? No man.

1320
01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:36,999
Oh dude, check this out.

1321
01:00:38,167 --> 01:00:39,067
That's badass.

1322
01:00:39,069 --> 01:00:43,805
I did a bunch while you were
gone doing whatever,

1323
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:45,774
but we got like a ton of work.
I gotta big list.

1324
01:00:45,776 --> 01:00:46,742
Is this mine?

1325
01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:47,676
That's yours.

1326
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:48,810
This is awesome.

1327
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:50,278
We got two.

1328
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,279
It's like Batman and Robin.

1329
01:00:51,281 --> 01:00:52,948
Suit up.

1330
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:54,650
We gotta lot of work today.

1331
01:00:55,752 --> 01:00:56,952
What the fuck is that?

1332
01:00:56,954 --> 01:00:58,687
Hold on, we got intruders.

1333
01:00:58,689 --> 01:00:59,354
Dave.

1334
01:01:01,924 --> 01:01:02,758
Dave.

1335
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:03,792
Hey, asshole.

1336
01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:05,327
Dave!

1337
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,162
I'm giving you ten seconds to
get out of my fucking driveway.

1338
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:09,698
Chill out. Chill out, chill out.

1339
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:16,271
I'm giving you ten seconds to
get your piece of shit truck

1340
01:01:16,273 --> 01:01:18,874
out of my driveway, ok?
This is my property.

1341
01:01:18,876 --> 01:01:20,308
I was over there. I could
not hear you well.

1342
01:01:20,310 --> 01:01:23,211
Get your fuckin' goon
squad out of my property.

1343
01:01:23,213 --> 01:01:24,112
[Laughing]

1344
01:01:24,114 --> 01:01:25,881
What is this? What?

1345
01:01:25,883 --> 01:01:26,682
He's just joking.

1346
01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:27,282
You are very funny.

1347
01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:28,016
No, I'm not joking.

1348
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:28,884
Are you Jim?

1349
01:01:28,886 --> 01:01:32,254
I'm javier. This is my
associate, Trevor.

1350
01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:33,355
I am Ivan.

1351
01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:36,992
Why are you, why do
you know these guys?

1352
01:01:36,994 --> 01:01:38,160
Because I hired 'em.

1353
01:01:38,162 --> 01:01:39,127
For what?

1354
01:01:39,129 --> 01:01:40,762
To fix the fucking house.

1355
01:01:40,764 --> 01:01:42,064
We don't need any help
with the fuckin' house.

1356
01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:43,465
We need so much help!

1357
01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:44,733
There's nothing wrong with it.

1358
01:01:44,735 --> 01:01:46,101
We have no idea what
we're doing.

1359
01:01:46,103 --> 01:01:47,703
We just gotta- branches.

1360
01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:49,171
It's not branches.

1361
01:01:49,173 --> 01:01:50,238
We don't need four guys...

1362
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,074
You should put
him in a birdcage.

1363
01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:56,111
So he can keep chirping
to his heart's delite.

1364
01:01:56,113 --> 01:01:57,879
I got two chirps for you, ok?

1365
01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,915
One of them's gonna
be me hitting you.

1366
01:01:59,917 --> 01:02:03,752
The other chirp's gonna be
me kicking him in the dick.

1367
01:02:03,754 --> 01:02:04,319
What about me.

1368
01:02:04,321 --> 01:02:05,220
I'm still here.

1369
01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:06,154
Nah, it's not worth it.

1370
01:02:06,156 --> 01:02:07,089
Not even worth it, slim.

1371
01:02:07,091 --> 01:02:08,023
You want to hit me?

1372
01:02:08,025 --> 01:02:08,990
He doesn't want to hit you.

1373
01:02:08,992 --> 01:02:09,991
Get the fuck out of here.

1374
01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:11,393
Get in the fucking truck-

1375
01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:12,861
how 'bout I slap your face?

1376
01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:13,929
How 'bout you fucking try it?

1377
01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:17,499
Listen, we're doing you a favor.

1378
01:02:18,468 --> 01:02:19,367
[Slap]

1379
01:02:19,369 --> 01:02:21,002
[Laughing]

1380
01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:22,437
Woah, hey.

1381
01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:25,807
Can I talk to you
inside for a second?

1382
01:02:25,809 --> 01:02:27,909
Charbineau got this guy to
give us a hell of a deal

1383
01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:31,513
I'm so fucking sick of your
cut and run bullshit, dude.

1384
01:02:31,515 --> 01:02:33,915
You're taking something that's
so awesome and special and

1385
01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:35,383
you're just fucking ruining
it and I don't know why.

1386
01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:36,118
I'm ruining it?

1387
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:41,089
on purpose. Ok?
This guy on the other hand,

1388
01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:43,792
can have us home within a week,
checks in hand.

1389
01:02:43,794 --> 01:02:44,526
I don't care about that.

1390
01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:47,529
I don't trust this guy.
I don't trust charbineau.

1391
01:02:47,531 --> 01:02:49,498
You know what, you're on the
chopping block too, buddy.

1392
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,366
Why do you have to make
things so much more difficult?

1393
01:02:51,368 --> 01:02:53,535
Oh here comes Tim
the tool man Taylor now.

1394
01:02:53,537 --> 01:02:55,804
You come to chirp with
us, my little bird?

1395
01:02:57,039 --> 01:02:58,140
Dave?

1396
01:02:58,142 --> 01:02:59,174
You got iced out.

1397
01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:02,077
Ooh, I feel bad.

1398
01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:04,846
What the fuck is going on, man?

1399
01:03:04,848 --> 01:03:05,947
Huh?

1400
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:07,082
Hey.

1401
01:03:07,084 --> 01:03:09,217
Look at him in his
piece of shit car.

1402
01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:10,252
That's my car.

1403
01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:12,087
It's a piece of shit.

1404
01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:14,089
Woah, come on. Watch it.

1405
01:03:18,528 --> 01:03:26,168
♪♪

1406
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,085
Oh.

1407
01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:51,620
Hey, do you know where Petra is?

1408
01:04:51,622 --> 01:04:52,888
I'm sorry, what?

1409
01:04:53,923 --> 01:04:56,324
Do you where Petra is?

1410
01:04:56,326 --> 01:04:58,226
I understand English.

1411
01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,061
Are your pants on backwards?

1412
01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:03,365
No, my pants aren't... oh,
maybe, yeah. I drove here.

1413
01:05:03,367 --> 01:05:05,066
Why do you drive with
pants on backwards?

1414
01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:06,368
I don't drive with my
pants on backwards.

1415
01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:07,602
I drive with no pants.

1416
01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:08,570
It's this thing
my dad taught me.

1417
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:09,337
You wouldn't understand.

1418
01:05:09,339 --> 01:05:10,171
Do you work here?

1419
01:05:10,173 --> 01:05:11,973
Yes, but I just got off.

1420
01:05:11,975 --> 01:05:16,044
Yes, but why do you
want her and not me.

1421
01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:17,345
What are you talking-
why would I want-?

1422
01:05:17,347 --> 01:05:18,380
Listen, I just met you.

1423
01:05:18,382 --> 01:05:19,214
Is that a joint?

1424
01:05:19,216 --> 01:05:20,582
No.

1425
01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:23,018
Can you get a joint?

1426
01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:25,287
All I'm saying is if you're
gonna hire a bunch of guys

1427
01:05:25,289 --> 01:05:28,690
Talk to me about it first, ok?
Why's that so hard.

1428
01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:29,591
I'm a grown up.

1429
01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:31,993
If you got a problem,
let's talk about it.

1430
01:05:31,995 --> 01:05:34,596
Why don't you just apologize to
him and tell him all the things

1431
01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,264
you're telling me?

1432
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:37,432
It's not that easy, lady.

1433
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:38,566
Why not?

1434
01:05:38,568 --> 01:05:40,035
Is it because you're a man?

1435
01:05:40,037 --> 01:05:44,105
No, it's because we're brothers
and we're super competitive.

1436
01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:46,007
We've been fighting
our whole lives.

1437
01:05:46,009 --> 01:05:48,276
I'm smarter than he is and I
think he's starting to realize

1438
01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:51,046
that, and that's pissing
him off real bad.

1439
01:05:51,048 --> 01:05:52,047
You wouldn't understand.

1440
01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:54,449
Why would I not understand?

1441
01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:56,084
Wait, is Petra one
of your sisters?

1442
01:05:56,086 --> 01:05:59,287
What- what is this
with you and Petra?

1443
01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:03,191
You know, I can do whatever it
is that you like that she does.

1444
01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:05,427
Don't worry about it.
Just, where is Petra?

1445
01:06:05,429 --> 01:06:07,696
I don't know. In Mr.
charbineau's restaurant.

1446
01:06:07,698 --> 01:06:09,030
Is that Mr. charbineau?

1447
01:06:09,032 --> 01:06:10,465
Hey, that guy is
supposed to be our guy.

1448
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,067
You get worked up very easily.

1449
01:06:12,069 --> 01:06:13,702
Does everybody in this
fucking town know each other?

1450
01:06:13,704 --> 01:06:16,071
Everybody knows Mr.
charbineau, you know?

1451
01:06:16,073 --> 01:06:18,173
You said he's at a restaurant?

1452
01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:24,279
Oh, you're on time.

1453
01:06:24,281 --> 01:06:27,515
Alright, lay down eight
times on the redskins.

1454
01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:29,351
Gotta call, bye.

1455
01:06:32,188 --> 01:06:33,521
So, what's up?

1456
01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:35,757
You look sad.

1457
01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:37,125
I got a lot to be sad about.

1458
01:06:37,127 --> 01:06:37,625
Do you?

1459
01:06:37,627 --> 01:06:38,626
Yep.

1460
01:06:38,628 --> 01:06:41,029
You know, when I
feel that way...

1461
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:47,035
Two things you have to remember.

1462
01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:51,272
Know how to party.
Know how to forgive.

1463
01:06:53,309 --> 01:06:56,244
Honestly, John, that's the worst
advice anyone's ever given me.

1464
01:06:56,246 --> 01:07:00,382
That's what I thought when
your father told it to me.

1465
01:07:00,384 --> 01:07:02,650
Now I have a surprise for you.

1466
01:07:02,652 --> 01:07:04,519
I want you to meet
your dad's old gang.

1467
01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:10,392
Not like I'm gonna pop a cap
in your ass, it's more like

1468
01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:14,796
legitimate business associates.

1469
01:07:14,798 --> 01:07:16,564
Ah, alright.

1470
01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:20,668
The guy cheating at cards,
that's Jimmy two tone.

1471
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:24,239
Nicky mo, and this is
Mr. ballbuster himself.

1472
01:07:25,307 --> 01:07:26,374
Who is this?

1473
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:28,109
Who is this? Who is this?

1474
01:07:28,111 --> 01:07:29,244
No, who is this?

1475
01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:30,311
Look at the face.

1476
01:07:30,313 --> 01:07:31,413
Right, right.

1477
01:07:31,415 --> 01:07:32,480
[Laughing]

1478
01:07:34,817 --> 01:07:37,318
And the apple is the bread.

1479
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,586
[Laughing]

1480
01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,789
And that is how you
make a fruit sandwich.

1481
01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:43,825
[Laughing]

1482
01:07:46,195 --> 01:07:47,796
Him I think you know. Ivan!

1483
01:07:47,798 --> 01:07:49,731
Gustovia, huh.

1484
01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:52,367
[Banter]

1485
01:07:54,603 --> 01:07:58,306
Remember, party, forgiveness.

1486
01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:04,245
Pretty good. Hey Ivan, I just
want to apologize for

1487
01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:07,549
Oh no, no, no.
No apologies necessary.

1488
01:08:07,551 --> 01:08:08,716
No, no, no.

1489
01:08:08,718 --> 01:08:10,185
You are in the clear, my friend.

1490
01:08:10,187 --> 01:08:12,087
[Laughing]

1491
01:08:12,089 --> 01:08:15,557
Here's to my new
best friend, Jim.

1492
01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:17,292
Jim!

1493
01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:20,562
Happy Birthday, Jim!

1494
01:08:20,564 --> 01:08:21,729
Happy Birthday.

1495
01:08:21,731 --> 01:08:22,697
It's not my birthday.

1496
01:08:22,699 --> 01:08:23,765
That's my brother.

1497
01:08:25,201 --> 01:08:26,334
Is it your birthday?

1498
01:08:26,336 --> 01:08:28,403
I don't know.

1499
01:08:28,405 --> 01:08:33,508
I recently saw that movie
Alice in wonderland, and they

1500
01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:37,846
celebrate every day it is
not their birthday.

1501
01:08:37,848 --> 01:08:40,782
I see that movie and I say that
is going to be my life now,

1502
01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:42,117
so...

1503
01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:44,786
[Laughing]

1504
01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:47,722
Hey!

1505
01:08:48,524 --> 01:08:51,259
How do I do it compared to you?
Hey!

1506
01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:54,629
I can do- I can do any voice.

1507
01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:57,599
Name a celebrity. Name one.

1508
01:08:58,534 --> 01:09:01,636
Let's get a bottle of
renyaki for my friends here.

1509
01:09:03,172 --> 01:09:04,139
I'd love to stay for a drink.

1510
01:09:04,141 --> 01:09:05,507
So stay.

1511
01:09:05,509 --> 01:09:08,643
American style.

1512
01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:09,811
Let's tear down the walls.

1513
01:09:10,412 --> 01:09:11,880
Let's tear down the walls, Jim.

1514
01:09:11,882 --> 01:09:14,382
I've never shotgunned
a beer before.

1515
01:09:14,384 --> 01:09:15,717
I've shotgunned other things.

1516
01:09:15,719 --> 01:09:17,585
Ahhh.

1517
01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:19,154
Other things.

1518
01:09:19,156 --> 01:09:21,456
Like a fucking person.

1519
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:23,758
[Laughing]

1520
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:27,228
I've never killed anyone.

1521
01:09:28,564 --> 01:09:30,565
Dave, can I talk to you
outside for a second?

1522
01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:33,334
I'll go outside with you,
but I'm going back in, ok?

1523
01:09:33,802 --> 01:09:35,403
I'll be right back, alright?

1524
01:09:35,405 --> 01:09:36,671
Yes, yes, yes.

1525
01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:37,739
You'll be write back.

1526
01:09:37,741 --> 01:09:39,307
Get the renyakis going.

1527
01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:40,475
You better be ready
when I get back.

1528
01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:42,844
We're shotgunning
beers when I come back.

1529
01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:45,280
You come back or I'll
fucking kill you.

1530
01:09:45,282 --> 01:09:47,916
[Laughing]

1531
01:09:47,918 --> 01:09:49,717
I'm not joking, I'm not joking.

1532
01:09:49,719 --> 01:09:51,286
If he doesn't come
back, we kill him.

1533
01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:52,620
Yeah, for sure.

1534
01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:54,756
Petra's friend brought
me to meet with charbineau.

1535
01:09:54,758 --> 01:09:57,725
Fucking charbineau brought me.

1536
01:09:57,727 --> 01:10:00,228
He brought- oh ok, sent
me a letter, brings you. Ok.

1537
01:10:00,230 --> 01:10:01,262
He set this up. I got it.

1538
01:10:01,264 --> 01:10:03,198
Very cool, very cool.

1539
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:03,731
Let's head back in.

1540
01:10:03,733 --> 01:10:05,667
Wait, wait, wait.

1541
01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:09,971
I just want to say, uh, I'm
sorry for, uh, going behind your

1542
01:10:09,973 --> 01:10:11,940
back and hiring those guys.

1543
01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:14,442
Like, we said it was going
to be like a brother project.

1544
01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:15,577
I should've consulted with you.

1545
01:10:15,579 --> 01:10:21,983
plan's not going as smoothly
as I kinda talked it up to be.

1546
01:10:21,985 --> 01:10:24,852
And maybe tomorrow I'll get some
fresh eyes on those blueprints.

1547
01:10:24,854 --> 01:10:27,989
Maybe skim them, cut the-
trim the fat a little bit.

1548
01:10:27,991 --> 01:10:30,725
I really think we should
consider hiring these guys.

1549
01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:31,593
You want to hire these guys?

1550
01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:35,730
They know less about building
houses than me or you, k?

1551
01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:36,965
I don't think that's possible.

1552
01:10:36,967 --> 01:10:38,633
Dude, I got an idea.

1553
01:10:38,635 --> 01:10:41,603
Me and you head back in
there, brother style.

1554
01:10:41,605 --> 01:10:45,506
We pull some charbineau CIA
mindgame shit on them, let them

1555
01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:48,910
bring their guard down, maybe
we cut a deal with them...

1556
01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:51,713
Dave, I think if we're gonna
accomplish this goal, like you

1557
01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:53,448
and I need to be like
super responsible.

1558
01:10:53,450 --> 01:10:54,315
I agree.

1559
01:10:54,317 --> 01:10:55,016
Extremely responsible.

1560
01:10:55,018 --> 01:10:57,785
So let's get in there
and butter 'em up.

1561
01:10:57,787 --> 01:10:59,988
I'm not going in there.

1562
01:10:59,990 --> 01:11:02,624
You know what, this
is a good idea.

1563
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:05,326
You go home, guard the house.

1564
01:11:05,328 --> 01:11:07,495
I'm gonna go in here,
pull a little covert op.

1565
01:11:07,497 --> 01:11:10,732
Get them real drunk and then we
really find out what they're-

1566
01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:12,967
you know, see their whole hand.

1567
01:11:12,969 --> 01:11:16,004
You've got a secondary
initiative going. I like it.

1568
01:11:16,006 --> 01:11:18,339
I'm not going to do
anything dumb, ok?

1569
01:11:18,341 --> 01:11:19,440
Uh, really?

1570
01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:20,642
I'm- I'm gonna do good cop.

1571
01:11:20,644 --> 01:11:22,043
Nope.

1572
01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:26,481
♪♪

1573
01:11:26,483 --> 01:11:29,317
[Cheering]

1574
01:11:41,363 --> 01:11:43,531
[Cheering]

1575
01:11:45,701 --> 01:11:48,436
Lobster time!

1576
01:11:50,506 --> 01:11:52,407
Ahh!

1577
01:11:53,008 --> 01:11:56,811
U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

1578
01:11:57,946 --> 01:11:59,881
Ahh!

1579
01:12:05,921 --> 01:12:07,588
Dave worked there for
twenty-four hours then it

1580
01:12:07,590 --> 01:12:09,824
burned down. Total
coincidence he swears.

1581
01:12:10,959 --> 01:12:13,428
Seems like he's doing ok
with everything, though?

1582
01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:15,763
Uh, I don't know.

1583
01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:17,532
Like...

1584
01:12:17,534 --> 01:12:22,337
Sometimes I feel like he doesn't
care about anything, and then

1585
01:12:22,339 --> 01:12:24,839
every once in awhile
I think he's...

1586
01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:31,112
There's like a- there's like
a thread of, like, normal.

1587
01:12:31,114 --> 01:12:35,350
And then it's like, it's as if
he catches me noticing that,

1588
01:12:35,352 --> 01:12:38,586
and he goes right back to
being a weird robot asshole.

1589
01:12:38,588 --> 01:12:40,722
It's probably a
defense mechanism.

1590
01:12:41,725 --> 01:12:43,958
But, like, that's a
stupid thing to do.

1591
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:49,630
Like, at first it's like, oh
yeah, you know let's help him

1592
01:12:49,632 --> 01:12:52,533
out, but then it just gets
fucking old after awhile.

1593
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:53,868
But what about you and your dad?

1594
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:55,636
Why didn't you guys stay close?

1595
01:12:55,638 --> 01:12:58,473
Did Dave like tear apart
your family or something?

1596
01:12:58,475 --> 01:12:59,073
No.

1597
01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:02,710
That's one of the only
things Dave didn't ruin.

1598
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:04,579
If anything he kept us closer.

1599
01:13:10,686 --> 01:13:12,920
You know half this
house is mine?

1600
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:15,656
Half of this arcade
machine is mine, too.

1601
01:13:15,658 --> 01:13:17,625
I like this arcade machine.

1602
01:13:17,627 --> 01:13:18,726
I like it too.

1603
01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:20,762
Hey Ivan.

1604
01:13:21,029 --> 01:13:23,631
Are you just talking to her,
or are you talking to me too?

1605
01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:25,600
I was talking to her, but
if you want to hang out...

1606
01:13:25,602 --> 01:13:26,734
Well I'm not here?

1607
01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:27,535
No, you're here.

1608
01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:28,870
Course you're here.

1609
01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:34,142
Uh, guys.

1610
01:13:34,144 --> 01:13:37,445
Hey, hey, no, not.

1611
01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:39,680
On my party porch, you kiss me.

1612
01:13:39,682 --> 01:13:41,015
And that's how it is, ok?

1613
01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:42,817
What? I kiss you the
fuck I like.

1614
01:13:42,819 --> 01:13:45,052
You know what, I'll kiss
whoever the fuck I want too.

1615
01:13:45,054 --> 01:13:47,955
Mm. Mmm.

1616
01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:48,790
How do you like that?

1617
01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:52,894
Break the fucking thing up.
You don't kiss anyone, ok?

1618
01:13:52,896 --> 01:13:54,028
Oh oh oh.

1619
01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:55,930
You kiss me. That is it.

1620
01:13:55,932 --> 01:13:58,933
Hold on miss commi salami.

1621
01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:00,768
I'm the only one around
here- what is that?

1622
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:03,538
I'm the only one allowed
to have a gun around here.

1623
01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:05,540
[Gun shots]

1624
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,743
Hey Bruce, you got any
bullet proof vests we can

1625
01:14:08,745 --> 01:14:09,877
fuck around with?

1626
01:14:10,145 --> 01:14:13,448
[Beeping]

1627
01:14:18,487 --> 01:14:19,587
Dave?

1628
01:14:20,589 --> 01:14:21,789
Dave!

1629
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:23,057
Dave?

1630
01:14:27,930 --> 01:14:29,997
[Breaking glass]

1631
01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:31,032
We're under attack.

1632
01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:31,933
I think it's that Russian guy.

1633
01:14:31,935 --> 01:14:35,803
He's gonna tear down the
whole fucking house, man.

1634
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:38,873
He's trying to tear
down the house.

1635
01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:40,575
He's got a bulldozer.

1636
01:14:40,577 --> 01:14:42,677
They're not tearing it down.
They're fixing it up, dude.

1637
01:14:42,679 --> 01:14:47,081
I got Ivan to fucking hook us
up with his crew last night, ok?

1638
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,583
It's all taken care of.
It's all cool.

1639
01:14:51,186 --> 01:14:52,019
Are you sure?

1640
01:14:52,021 --> 01:14:53,254
Yeah, I'm sure.

1641
01:14:56,793 --> 01:15:00,061
Can we talk about waking
somebody up by smashing, like,

1642
01:15:00,063 --> 01:15:02,930
a fucking boat next to
them or whatever you did?

1643
01:15:02,932 --> 01:15:04,799
Is she breathing?

1644
01:15:04,801 --> 01:15:05,600
I don't know.

1645
01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:06,634
Check her pulse?

1646
01:15:06,636 --> 01:15:07,768
No, you check her pulse.

1647
01:15:07,770 --> 01:15:09,103
She's your fucking girlfriend.

1648
01:15:09,105 --> 01:15:09,971
She say that?

1649
01:15:09,973 --> 01:15:10,872
No.

1650
01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:12,540
Alright, I'll do it.

1651
01:15:14,109 --> 01:15:15,843
You up?

1652
01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:16,711
Wake up.

1653
01:15:16,713 --> 01:15:17,712
Baby, wake up.

1654
01:15:17,714 --> 01:15:19,213
Get up!

1655
01:15:19,215 --> 01:15:20,915
C'mon babe.

1656
01:15:21,617 --> 01:15:23,551
There she is. See, she's fine.

1657
01:15:25,787 --> 01:15:27,788
Turn it off, turn
it off, turn it off.

1658
01:15:27,790 --> 01:15:31,826
You man, sparky, come here.

1659
01:15:31,994 --> 01:15:35,830
Get this fucking
chain and throw it.

1660
01:15:35,832 --> 01:15:37,665
If you're doing, like, the
fucking thing where it's like a

1661
01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:40,201
different state so it doesn't
count, that only works if you

1662
01:15:40,203 --> 01:15:41,769
went down on her.

1663
01:15:41,771 --> 01:15:42,770
Oh we got company.

1664
01:15:42,772 --> 01:15:43,738
Hey John.

1665
01:15:43,740 --> 01:15:44,672
What are you doin' here?

1666
01:15:46,575 --> 01:15:48,109
Oh, it was Edgar's idea.

1667
01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:50,545
Wanted to stretch his paws.
Thought we'd drop by.

1668
01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:51,145
Edgar?

1669
01:15:51,147 --> 01:15:52,914
My cat.

1670
01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:56,817
Shit.

1671
01:15:57,819 --> 01:15:59,320
Oh well.

1672
01:15:59,322 --> 01:16:00,755
Well, well, well.

1673
01:16:00,757 --> 01:16:02,290
Not too bad, huh?

1674
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:07,094
If your father were alive
he'd be very proud of you.

1675
01:16:09,831 --> 01:16:11,766
Very proud of you.

1676
01:16:12,067 --> 01:16:13,634
I appreciate that.

1677
01:16:13,636 --> 01:16:15,937
Um, it's actually mostly Dave.

1678
01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:16,837
Is that a fact?

1679
01:16:16,839 --> 01:16:18,005
Surprising, right?

1680
01:16:18,007 --> 01:16:19,974
Well played, well played.

1681
01:16:19,976 --> 01:16:21,776
Thank you, John.

1682
01:16:21,778 --> 01:16:24,845
So I guess the boys will
do the work, and you can

1683
01:16:24,847 --> 01:16:25,846
get on with your lives now?

1684
01:16:25,848 --> 01:16:30,151
No, no, no. I work with these
boys all the time.

1685
01:16:30,153 --> 01:16:35,122
With all due respect, the only
thing that could go wrong

1686
01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:36,757
is if you hung around.

1687
01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:40,294
I'm just sayin' me and
you have something that we

1688
01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:41,729
need to finish here.
-No we don't, Dave.

1689
01:16:41,731 --> 01:16:43,130
Jim, can I talk to you
outside for a second?

1690
01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:44,098
Dave, we are outside
for a second.

1691
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:46,901
I feel like you're kinda cuttin'
and runnin' here, and you know?

1692
01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:49,704
Real quick- real
quick brother session?

1693
01:16:49,706 --> 01:16:51,105
Ok. Alright.

1694
01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:52,807
What the fuck are you doing?
The house isn't done yet.

1695
01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:54,742
Yeah- we came down
to finish the house.

1696
01:16:54,744 --> 01:16:56,077
The house is finished for us.

1697
01:16:56,079 --> 01:16:57,678
It's not finished until-
we're getting our checks.

1698
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,146
We'll put a pin in
this for now, ok?

1699
01:16:59,148 --> 01:17:00,948
But I need to finish
talking to you about this.

1700
01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:02,617
Arlight, pleasure
during business with ya.

1701
01:17:02,619 --> 01:17:03,317
You too.

1702
01:17:03,319 --> 01:17:04,085
Hey, John.

1703
01:17:04,087 --> 01:17:11,092
Um, I just wanted to thank you
for, uh, for everything that

1704
01:17:11,094 --> 01:17:12,927
you've done for us.

1705
01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:15,930
Work on your goodbye speech.

1706
01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:19,000
Sign the deed, get the checks.
Ciao.

1707
01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:23,237
Who wants some
fucking lunch, man?

1708
01:17:23,239 --> 01:17:25,072
[Chainsaw hums]

1709
01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:26,741
Holy shit.

1710
01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:37,952
[Crack]

1711
01:17:40,756 --> 01:17:42,189
Dude, what is that thing?

1712
01:17:42,991 --> 01:17:44,725
Harpsochord?

1713
01:17:44,727 --> 01:17:46,861
Michelle brought it
back from Africa for me.

1714
01:17:46,863 --> 01:17:48,362
Cool, she just brought back one?

1715
01:17:48,364 --> 01:17:52,833
Yeah. Just one.

1716
01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:55,736
There's like an owl up there
I've been trying to hit

1717
01:17:55,738 --> 01:17:57,371
for like a half an hour.

1718
01:17:57,373 --> 01:18:02,777
You remember when
we were kids... and uh...

1719
01:18:02,779 --> 01:18:05,112
Dad would always just try and
get us to help out

1720
01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:09,016
We would always figure out
someway to either get out of it

1721
01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:11,218
Yes. Do it wrong.

1722
01:18:11,220 --> 01:18:12,286
Destroy it.

1723
01:18:12,288 --> 01:18:14,055
He kept askin' though.

1724
01:18:14,057 --> 01:18:15,756
I'll fucking give
him that, dude.

1725
01:18:15,758 --> 01:18:17,091
He was a tenacious fucking guy.

1726
01:18:17,093 --> 01:18:19,360
He just wanted to teach, man.

1727
01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:20,428
I remember when he, uh...

1728
01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:24,865
We made that rock tumbler
out of the washing machine.

1729
01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:27,401
Try to fix it with
the, uh- lawn mower.

1730
01:18:27,403 --> 01:18:28,769
Lawn mower, yeah.

1731
01:18:28,771 --> 01:18:30,137
Yeah.

1732
01:18:30,139 --> 01:18:32,239
He was pissed, but he still
tried to show us how

1733
01:18:32,241 --> 01:18:33,074
to put it back together.

1734
01:18:34,877 --> 01:18:38,412
Am I just taking you
to the airport, or what?

1735
01:18:38,414 --> 01:18:40,181
I don't think so, man.

1736
01:18:40,183 --> 01:18:41,048
What?

1737
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:43,417
What are you going to do?

1738
01:18:43,419 --> 01:18:44,919
I'm thinkin' about just stayin'.

1739
01:18:47,055 --> 01:18:48,055
[Crack]

1740
01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:49,356
[Whistles]

1741
01:18:51,326 --> 01:18:52,893
Staying where?

1742
01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:53,894
Uh, here.

1743
01:18:53,896 --> 01:18:55,329
Like staying here.

1744
01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:57,164
Like in branson?

1745
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:59,133
Like at this house.

1746
01:19:06,374 --> 01:19:09,143
We kinda- like we
got a plan, Dave.

1747
01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:12,046
We're supposed to go pick up our
checks from charbineau tomorrow

1748
01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:13,147
and sign the deeds.

1749
01:19:13,149 --> 01:19:14,215
I mean, you can still do that.

1750
01:19:14,217 --> 01:19:16,383
I'm just sayin' that...

1751
01:19:16,385 --> 01:19:20,087
I'm probably gonna sit that one
out, you know.

1752
01:19:21,523 --> 01:19:25,459
I mean I haven't found
my basketball cards.

1753
01:19:25,461 --> 01:19:27,528
I haven't found my karate
trophies, you know?

1754
01:19:27,530 --> 01:19:29,330
They're not even done
with the house really.

1755
01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:30,898
I feel like...

1756
01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:33,000
I just feel that you could buy-
you could buy

1757
01:19:33,002 --> 01:19:36,070
new versions of those. You could
buy all the basket ball

1758
01:19:36,072 --> 01:19:37,772
cards you want. All the- yeah.

1759
01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:40,775
You could become a
great karate guy.

1760
01:19:40,777 --> 01:19:43,244
I feel like I already did it.
I already got the trophies.

1761
01:19:43,246 --> 01:19:45,045
Just find the trophies.
That's all I need.

1762
01:19:45,047 --> 01:19:48,916
And I mean, I can buy basketball
cards, but why buy something-

1763
01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:51,018
you could buy- you could buy a
lot of stuff I mean, this is-

1764
01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:53,020
I mean we're gonna make a lot
of money with this thing.

1765
01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:57,191
But it's not the same thing. I
mean this place has got

1766
01:19:57,193 --> 01:19:58,859
the memories though, you know?

1767
01:19:58,861 --> 01:20:00,427
You can't buy those.

1768
01:20:00,429 --> 01:20:08,202
You kinda like go out and meet
new people, make new memories.

1769
01:20:08,204 --> 01:20:10,037
And half of it's mine,
so I figured-

1770
01:20:10,039 --> 01:20:12,807
yeah, but you can't sell
half a house.

1771
01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:16,443
Eh, that kind of sounds
like a Jim problem thing.

1772
01:20:17,847 --> 01:20:21,916
I know that's what
it sounds like.

1773
01:20:21,918 --> 01:20:23,584
I does sound like it, because
that's what's happening.

1774
01:20:23,586 --> 01:20:25,419
But I feel like, you're
kinda fucking me by-

1775
01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:27,087
you can't stay in branson the
rest of your life because

1776
01:20:27,089 --> 01:20:29,423
you want to fuck some British
hooker. Alright, man?

1777
01:20:29,425 --> 01:20:33,861
Dude, she is definitely
fucking British, and she is

1778
01:20:33,863 --> 01:20:35,329
definitely a hooker, and you're
definitely acting like

1779
01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:37,131
a fucking idiot right now.

1780
01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:38,465
I'm not a fucking idiot, man!

1781
01:20:38,467 --> 01:20:41,268
Yeah, you are a fucking idiot.

1782
01:20:41,270 --> 01:20:43,337
What did I tell you?

1783
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:44,905
Why does it have to be so
difficult all the time?

1784
01:20:44,907 --> 01:20:46,874
Because my life is
fucking difficult, Jim.

1785
01:20:46,876 --> 01:20:48,209
Why don't you understand that?

1786
01:20:48,211 --> 01:20:52,246
The only different is, I don't
cry about it all the time.

1787
01:20:52,248 --> 01:20:55,583
I fucking set goals and
follow through with them.

1788
01:20:55,585 --> 01:20:57,918
I don't bail at the
fucking last minute.

1789
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,486
Go somewhere, Dave.
Fucking do something!

1790
01:20:59,488 --> 01:21:02,456
Back to the fucking Indian
reservation where I lived

1791
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:04,425
in a fucking teepee?

1792
01:21:04,427 --> 01:21:06,427
Or back to mom's basement, ok?

1793
01:21:06,429 --> 01:21:10,064
You have as many
opportunities as everyone else.

1794
01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:12,199
You don't fucking know me. You
don't know anything about me.

1795
01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:13,934
You don't see these things
because you walk around with

1796
01:21:13,936 --> 01:21:15,035
your fucking eyes
closed all the time.

1797
01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:20,040
And you just sit and you bitch
and moan and-

1798
01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:23,110
I work for that! I worked for
everything I've had.

1799
01:21:23,112 --> 01:21:24,311
You don't work.

1800
01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:25,946
You don't fucking try, David.

1801
01:21:25,948 --> 01:21:27,581
I've worked at a
lot of shit, ok?

1802
01:21:27,583 --> 01:21:29,583
And sometimes that shit
doesn't work out, ok?

1803
01:21:29,585 --> 01:21:36,457
I knocked my fucking
girlfriend up in college.

1804
01:21:36,459 --> 01:21:37,524
So, you know what I did?

1805
01:21:37,526 --> 01:21:38,626
I married her.

1806
01:21:38,628 --> 01:21:40,661
I manned up and I married her.

1807
01:21:40,663 --> 01:21:42,396
And I took a shitty job
that I hate-

1808
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:46,533
oh that sucks. My wife loves me
too much, and I have-

1809
01:21:46,535 --> 01:21:50,337
and awesome job and a car and
I write books all the time.

1810
01:21:50,339 --> 01:21:52,306
Oh my God, give me
a fucking break.

1811
01:21:52,308 --> 01:21:53,007
Our house is on fire.

1812
01:21:53,009 --> 01:21:54,008
Oh shit.
-Fuck.

1813
01:21:54,010 --> 01:21:54,909
Do something!

1814
01:21:54,911 --> 01:21:56,210
Dave, that's not gonna help.

1815
01:21:56,212 --> 01:21:58,579
Oh shit, what do we do?!

1816
01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:00,347
Dave, we gotta get out of here.

1817
01:22:00,349 --> 01:22:02,149
No, this is all I have.

1818
01:22:02,151 --> 01:22:03,050
This is all I got.

1819
01:22:03,052 --> 01:22:06,620
This is all I got.
I can't bail. Alright?

1820
01:22:06,622 --> 01:22:09,056
I'm not bailin'. I'm stayin'.

1821
01:22:09,058 --> 01:22:12,126
Fine. Me neither.

1822
01:22:14,663 --> 01:22:16,931
You stay, I stay.

1823
01:22:16,933 --> 01:22:19,099
I'm not gonna bail on you, Dave.

1824
01:22:19,367 --> 01:22:20,601
Dave.

1825
01:22:21,303 --> 01:22:22,336
Fuck.

1826
01:22:22,338 --> 01:22:24,438
No, no.

1827
01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:34,315
[Sizzling]

1828
01:22:52,100 --> 01:22:54,234
[Radio]

1829
01:22:59,341 --> 01:23:03,210
Woah. Cook out gone wrong?

1830
01:23:05,580 --> 01:23:08,082
Have you ever had the
chicken parmatorissie?

1831
01:23:08,084 --> 01:23:09,683
No.

1832
01:23:09,685 --> 01:23:11,585
Oh boy.

1833
01:23:11,587 --> 01:23:14,388
Alright, have a seat.
I'm all ears.

1834
01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:26,133
So...

1835
01:23:27,135 --> 01:23:28,669
Here's what happened.

1836
01:23:29,437 --> 01:23:33,173
As far as I can remember,
we were on the deck.

1837
01:23:35,176 --> 01:23:37,778
We were playing
with some fireworks.

1838
01:23:39,347 --> 01:23:42,416
And uh, I'm gonna go ahead
and admit that we

1839
01:23:42,418 --> 01:23:44,218
were drinking some whiskey.

1840
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,587
John, we burned the house down.

1841
01:23:46,589 --> 01:23:49,323
We burned the whole fucking
house to the ground.

1842
01:23:49,325 --> 01:23:52,092
It's fucking- nothing's
there anymore.

1843
01:23:52,094 --> 01:23:53,660
And it was an accident.

1844
01:23:53,662 --> 01:23:56,697
And if there's anyway we can
salvage any kind of value from

1845
01:23:56,699 --> 01:24:00,567
the property, I'd like to
have Jim to have it,

1846
01:24:00,569 --> 01:24:03,470
if that's possible.

1847
01:24:03,472 --> 01:24:05,672
John, do you understand
what I'm saying?

1848
01:24:05,674 --> 01:24:06,707
The house is fucking gone.

1849
01:24:06,709 --> 01:24:08,142
There's nothing left.

1850
01:24:08,144 --> 01:24:09,209
It's burned to the ground.

1851
01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:10,244
We burned the house down.

1852
01:24:10,246 --> 01:24:11,512
I know.

1853
01:24:11,514 --> 01:24:13,280
What?

1854
01:24:13,282 --> 01:24:15,349
I said I know.

1855
01:24:16,384 --> 01:24:19,353
You think houses burn
down here all the time?

1856
01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:27,561
Ok? Um...

1857
01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:28,829
Now what?

1858
01:24:33,134 --> 01:24:34,701
Take the checks.

1859
01:24:34,703 --> 01:24:36,270
You're on your way.

1860
01:24:40,375 --> 01:24:43,277
I'm uh... I'm confused.

1861
01:24:43,279 --> 01:24:45,312
You think I didn't take our
insurance policy the minute

1862
01:24:45,314 --> 01:24:46,513
you two bozos showed up?

1863
01:24:49,284 --> 01:24:52,086
I was gonna demolish
the thing anyway.

1864
01:24:52,088 --> 01:24:55,189
Now, you actually got me a
buck with the insurance claim.

1865
01:24:55,191 --> 01:24:58,492
John, why did you
have us fix the house?

1866
01:24:58,494 --> 01:25:01,795
We almost killed each other,
man. What is wrong with you?

1867
01:25:01,797 --> 01:25:03,764
Yeah, well...

1868
01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:09,503
I just felt it somethin'
you're dad woulda wanted.

1869
01:25:11,439 --> 01:25:14,608
Besides we don't get too much
action around here, so it was

1870
01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:16,243
nice to have you about.

1871
01:25:17,178 --> 01:25:18,545
You motherfucker!

1872
01:25:18,547 --> 01:25:20,414
I'll show you action, John.

1873
01:25:20,416 --> 01:25:23,450
I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool.

1874
01:25:23,852 --> 01:25:25,586
You piece of shit.

1875
01:25:27,655 --> 01:25:31,391
I grabbed this stuff
when your dad passed.

1876
01:25:31,393 --> 01:25:34,261
I was gonna mail it to you
if you hadn't shown up.

1877
01:25:34,263 --> 01:25:36,530
Some cards in there.

1878
01:25:40,368 --> 01:25:42,903
Boys, do me a favor.

1879
01:25:42,905 --> 01:25:45,439
Don't spend it all in one place.

1880
01:25:46,474 --> 01:25:49,209
You already have
everything you need.

1881
01:25:49,211 --> 01:25:51,378
You just don't know it yet.

1882
01:26:09,430 --> 01:26:10,564
[Door slamming]

1883
01:26:10,566 --> 01:26:12,166
[Crash]

1884
01:26:12,700 --> 01:26:13,867
So, what's your next move, man?

1885
01:26:13,869 --> 01:26:16,904
Thinking about opening up my own
dojo. That'd be cool.

1886
01:26:16,906 --> 01:26:19,673
Really? Can you do that
as a green belt?

1887
01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:22,743
Yeah, a lot of people don't
know this, in judo, green belt's

1888
01:26:22,745 --> 01:26:24,511
actually higher than black.

1889
01:26:24,513 --> 01:26:25,345
Really? I've never heard that.

1890
01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:27,314
Yeah, it's true.

1891
01:26:29,417 --> 01:26:30,851
You gonna be ok, Dave?

1892
01:26:30,853 --> 01:26:33,720
Me? Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.
You gonna be ok?

1893
01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:35,422
Yeah, I think so.

1894
01:26:36,925 --> 01:26:38,525
Good.

1895
01:26:39,727 --> 01:26:41,895
Oh fuck, check this out.

1896
01:26:43,665 --> 01:26:46,466
Ah, dude, are you kidding me?

1897
01:26:46,468 --> 01:26:47,534
Where'd you find these?

1898
01:26:47,536 --> 01:26:50,204
I was gonna chop them
up with an axe but...

1899
01:26:50,206 --> 01:26:52,272
I figured I owed you one.

1900
01:26:52,274 --> 01:26:55,209
Oh man, that's an extra
ten grand right there.

1901
01:26:55,211 --> 01:26:56,310
Yep.

1902
01:26:56,644 --> 01:26:58,378
Thanks, Jim.

1903
01:26:58,380 --> 01:26:59,746
Awesome.

1904
01:27:01,983 --> 01:27:02,649
Man.

1905
01:27:06,988 --> 01:27:08,255
How 'bout that watch, huh?

1906
01:27:08,257 --> 01:27:11,625
Alright, ok. See you later.

1907
01:27:12,795 --> 01:27:15,829
I'm trying to give you a
hug, you fucking asshole.

1908
01:27:15,831 --> 01:27:16,797
No you're not.

1909
01:27:19,634 --> 01:27:21,301
Ow, you're fucking dead.

1910
01:27:24,372 --> 01:27:25,706
Why don't you use your
karate moves, dude?

1911
01:27:25,708 --> 01:27:26,873
Fuck you.

1912
01:27:27,742 --> 01:27:34,881
♪♪

1912
01:27:35,305 --> 01:27:41,495
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