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Mmm.
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Oh, breathe that in.
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Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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Mornings in New York.
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Got to tell you.
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It's another gorgeous day.
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Oh, I never get sick of
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Mother Nature.
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It's just so lush here.
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I never understand why people
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say it's so hard to live in
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Manhattan.
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I know!
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Oh, spoke too soon.
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Let's go over.
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Hello, sir.
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It's a pleasure to meet your
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acquaintance.
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I'm Kate.
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And I'm Chloe.
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Kate me, Chloe her.
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Kate and Chloe.
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Okay?
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We've got some things for
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you.
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Yeah, buy one more and get a
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medium frozen yogurt on me.
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And this is a 12-hour energy
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shot.
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It just lets you keep your
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sparkle.
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Yeah.
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All right?
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Oh, well, thank you!
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Honestly. It's who we are.
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Thank you.
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>> [ Effeminately ] Why don't
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you go just put a fucking animal
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inside yourself and call
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yourself a fuck party, 'cause
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that's what the government's
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doing to all of us.
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>> Thank you. Have a great day.
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>> Bye!
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>> Thank you.
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I got energy!
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I got energy!
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>> He's in a tough spot.
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Homeless and battling sexual
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identity?
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That's a tricky combo.
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And one I respect.
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Absolutely.
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Nice guy, too.
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Oh, lovely.
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Bitches!
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I don't want to waste
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anyone's time today.
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There are a lot of people who
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work in my industry who are
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gonna make you promises that
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they really can't keep.
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But I feel I should tell you
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that I've got a lot of other
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couples who are banging down my
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door, trying to do business with
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these ovaries.
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In fact, my eggs are some of the
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finest that you will find in
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Manhattan.
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And right now... today... they
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are ripe for the picking.
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Ma'am, you cannot conduct
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your meetings here any longer.
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You can't sit here all day
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without ordering a coffee.
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This is my good friend,
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Seth.
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Listen.
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I didn't hear a "no" from you
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guys, so I'm gonna go ahead and
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take that as a maybe.
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And remember... Kate Fenner,
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C.E.O. Of Fenner enterprises,
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egg donor to the stars!
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That's craigslist for you.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Okay. You must knock.
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I cannot do what I need to do
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out there if things are crazy in
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here.
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We're at places.
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Thank you, places.
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This...
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[ Whispering ]
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New York City!
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Stop!
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Morning, sparkle. >> Morning, special lady.
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Whoa! >> Whee! Whee!
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Okay, time for our horoscopes.
>> Yeah, what's mine say?
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Uh-oh. Chloe? >> Hmm?
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Is that what I think it is?
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It's from the pageant.
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"The town of Neptune invites you...
Anniversary beauty pageant"?
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[ Both laugh ] >> Um... Um...
No, thanks. >> I'm all set.
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I'm good here. >> I'm okay, thank you, sir.
Oh, my God, when we tell Laurel
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about this tonight, she's gonna die!
>> She's gonna be dead.
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[ Sighs ] Thanks, but no spanks.
We're not going.
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Yeah, we're not going, and
that's the end of the discussion.
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So, the 50th anniversary... they're
just inviting everybody back to compete.
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Wow. This is... >>
Really something.
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I can't remember the last time I
thought of our pageant days. >> Oh.
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Pssh! >> I haven't
thought about that in ages.
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Little Kate, when you grow up, do you want
to be a mommy who enters the workforce or a
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mommy who stays home? >> Um... Well,
can you maybe repeat the question?
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When you're a mommy, do you want to enter
the workforce, or do you want to stay home?
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Workplaces are where people work.
>> Are you a moron, kid?
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Such fun times. >> Here she is, singing
the song Tammy Wynette made famous.
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Take it away, little Chloe! [ Audience
applauds ] [ Microphone feedback buzzes ]
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[ Loudly and off-key ] ♪ stand
by your man ♪ give him two arms
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to cling to ♪ >> Jesus, kid, you're
blowing everybody's eardrums out.
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Back off the Mike!
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[ Loudly and off-key ] ♪ stand by
your man ♪ and tell the world...
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[ audience boos ] >> All right.
Come on. That's enough.
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How about some Mike technique, huh?
[ Booing continues ]
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Those were the days.
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It's little Megan! [ Audience applauds
] Spent four hours on that hair,
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such a patient girl. And now the
moment you've all been waiting for.
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Please give a big round of applause
to Neptune's newest little li'l,
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little miss Laurel. [ Audience applauds
] >> ♪ I can dream about you ♪
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Little Laurel... it's her second win in this category.
This girl is just a winner.
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Don't cry. I thought you
were really good out there.
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I loved your answer. >> And you
really do have the voice of an angel.
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Well, your answer wasn't easy, and
that scares people. >> [ Sighs ]
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Honestly, Chloe, even if we did want to go, I
don't think we'd be able to find the time.
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Okay, who has the time with our
careers blowing up the way they are?
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And so, yes, up until then, my entire life
had been about winning... winning the crown,
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winning the modeling contract, winning the husband.
But what I would soon learn is
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that helping others would be my
greatest win of all. >> Wow.
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Okay. >> Wow! >> That's...
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Yes! >> Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Shh!
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The proceeds from today's sales will
go to Laurel's ladies, my charity,
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which gives makeover to low-income gals so
that they can have the opportunity to look
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like me... If only for one day.
>> Thank you, Laurel.
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Wow! Thank you, Laurel!
>> People, get up!
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You are such an inspiration. I'm a huge fan.
>> Okay, she gets it!
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You're embarrassing yourself. >> Book, please.
Who am I making it out to?
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Good one, Laurel! >> If you haven't bought
a book, I'm gonna have to ask you to...
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silly goose. It's Kate and Chloe.
>> Kate and Chloe?
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Kate me, Chloe her. >> Kate and Chloe.
>> ThaKate and Chloe, from my
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pageant days? >> There she is.
>> She's on the page.
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Yes, of course. I want you to know that
both of you have been in my prayers all
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these years. Coming in dead
last couldn't have been easy.
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Well, you know, that was then, and this is now.
So, I'd say we're doing pretty
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good. >> Not too shabby.
>> Now, if we can let the
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paying customers in, shall we? >> Yes, we should.
>> Guys, keep a single file,
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okay? >> She does not have
all day, so, in and out.
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Have your books ready. >> I'm
actually headed to Neptune next weekend.
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They asked me to... >> compete
in the anniversary pageant?
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Yeah, we got an invite, too. >> No,
they asked me to be a celebrity judge.
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Can you even stand it? What have the two
of you been up to since the circuit?
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[ Sighing ] Oh, God. >> Chloe, I know
for sure you haven't been doing anything
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creative. Talent was never
really your thing, was it?
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You know what, actually, Laurel?
Chloe's been performing every
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single night for crowds of about 500-plus.
Well, you do.
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Wow! That's really surprising.
What about you, Kate?
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If times serve me, you weren't the
brightest bulb in the light shop.
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Okay, Kate works in the medical profession now.
Got to have big-time brains for
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that. >> What do you specialize in?
>> You know, I don't have a
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medical degree, per se... >>
she's an egg donor. >> Yeah.
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But she's got big dreams of managing other
girls' eggs when she inevitably ages out of the
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field. >> That's long-term stuff,
but it's gonna be exciting.
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I love the way the two of you aren't
embarrassed about where you are in life.
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Thank you. >> Listen. If
you two need any help from
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Laurel's ladies, you'd
certainly qualify. So...
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Bye, Cheryl. Bye, faith.
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I don't think Laurel got the full picture
of where we are. >> How could she have?
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She only got a snapshot. >> I mean, I
don't want to go back to the pageant.
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No, thanks, right? >> The only reason I
could even think of to go is to just get
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some much-needed vacation time for you and me.
>> Yeah, we barely get to see
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each other. >> I mean, look.
We don't need to go back for
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ourselves. That's clear. >> I
mean, we could go back for
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the other girls, you know? Sort
of raise the bar, so to speak?
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Elevate the proceedings? >> Yeah.
I mean, not that it matters.
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'Cause it doesn't. >> Okay,
but if we did go back there...
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Both: We would win. [ Introduction
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♪ Take on me [ Cd skipping
] ♪ take on me ♪ take on me
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♪ take on me ♪ take me on-on-on-on-on
♪ I'll be-be-be-be-be gone
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in a day or two-two-two-two-two-two
two-two-two-two-two ♪
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Bye-bye, Manhattan!
>> Until we meet again!
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You know, it's great to be completely untethered.
>> Unfettered, with only our
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most prized possessions on our backs.
>> I got to say.
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I'm glad we got evicted. >> Oh,
I'm loving this. Confession?
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What's up? >> I'm starting to feel a
little bit badly about our competitors.
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I know. They have no chance. Should we pray for them?
>> I have already been sending
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prayers up to the big guy all morning.
>> You got to surrender it, you
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know? Just throw it up
and then give it to him.
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You know? It's hard for them, because
you are gonna kill the q&a portion.
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I know. And you're obviously
gonna destroy on talent.
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It's just hard, 'cause they're nice.
>> Oh, they're so sweet.
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If they weren't nice, it would
be different. >> So sweet.
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You are off course. Please turn around.
Please go in northern
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direction. >> No, I want British Richard.
>> Let me give you a hand,
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'cause I need these babies to stay pristine.
>> Thank you, Chloe, but I need
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to learn to work with these tips.
These are the face of my
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business. >> You got to look
the part to play the game.
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That's just that. >> [ British
accent ] Calculating roads.
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Starting navigation. >> Wow, that voice.
He is hot. >> Gorgeous.
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>> I'll direct you to Neptune, Canada.
>> I feel like he's someone you
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could trust.
>> Yeah, Richard's a good man.
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Baby girl? Hey. You okay?
>> I'm okay.
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Just it comes in waves. >> Listen.
I don't want you to think that
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in the midst of all this craziness of today
that I've forgotten it's a really hard
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anniversary for you. >>
It's a tough day. >> Yeah!
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I mean, how long has it been since you
and Stephen broke up? It's about 9...
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>> 91/2 years. Very fresh.
>> Like yesterday.
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Yeah. >> Oh. [ Exhales deeply ]
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Okay, that's doing something. >> Good.
Good! It might be too soon for me to
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make a call, but I got a pretty good
feeling he's circling back any day now.
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>> Yeah? >> Yes! >>
He is, isn't he?
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>> Yeah! >> He is. He's coming back.
He's coming back!
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>> Yes, he is! He's coming back! >> I know he is.
>> Per Richard, we have got a
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very long drive ahead of us to Neptune.
So, that means no stops that
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aren't absolutely necessary, okay?
>> We stop to eat and pee.
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>> Right. >> And I say
we don't even do that.
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No matter what, the end. >> Perfect.
>> I like candy when I can get
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it. There's an exit!
There's an exit!
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Get off! [ Tires screech ]
>> Chloe, we need this.
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This place is a gold mine. >> Oh, my God,
Kate, that girl looks just like you.
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She looks like she could be your daughter.
>> Oh, my God, Chloe.
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That is hilarious. She's like my mini-me.
>> She could be your egg baby.
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Ever wonder how many you have
running around out there? >> Mama.
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>> Huh. This. And that one. Good.
>> I'm sorry, but do you have
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another card? >> What? >>
It's probably just the strip.
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You know what? Actually... >> I got one.
I got another one.
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>> Why don't you try 9723?
>> Yeah. [ Beeping ]
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>> No dice. >> What? That's craziness.
>> I am shocked right now.
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You know what? Let's not mess around.
Bring out the big guns... 8765.
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>> No more fooling.
>> Yeah. >> No.
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>> Do you want to try 6439?
>> No. No, she's no good.
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That shabby chic sale at target
totally did her up. >> 6253?
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>> Are you on crack? Okay, she bottomed out
when we morphed our faces with celebs'
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to see what our babies
would look like. 8765?
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>> No. We drained her on the Nigerian
prince who e-mailed us about all
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that trouble he had getting home. >> Kate...
That's the last of our
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girls. >> All right. I am
going to call credit-card
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companies. Lady Einstein's
got to figure this one out.
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Shit. Chloe? It went buh-nuh-nuh-nuh.
>> I can't believe you went
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buh-nuh-nuh-nuh at a time like this.
>> Give me your phone.
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>> My phone's out of juice 'cause I left the
charger behind in order to make more room
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for... >> your scrapbooks, right.
>> Um... Do you have cash?
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>> Cash. >> Now, how would that work?
All right, okay.
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We just need to figure out a way
to, like, live. >> [ Gasps ]
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Look! A little, old bunny.
Can we keep him?!
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Please! >> Chloe, we're not
keeping a wild animal.
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That's insane. >> So, we just leave...
Andrew out here to die, in this foreign
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wilderness? >> We do not
need a pet right now.
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We need cash. >> I'll
take amazing care of him.
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>> Chloe... [ Sighs ] ...You
honestly think that being
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responsible for another life is what we need right now?
Actually, being responsible for
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another life could be exactly what we need right now.
>> Yay! We're parents!
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[ Cellphone ringing ] >> Ahoy!
>> Hi, dad.
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>> Hey, Bruce. >> What can I
do for you girls? >> Listen.
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Kate and I are in a little bit of a pickle, and
we could use some help... specifically, some
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sweet cash money. [ Receiver
clicking ] oh, shit balls!
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>> Bruce? >> I bet he's out on the yacht.
He gets, like, no service.
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>> [ Sighs ] Chloe... Isn't
his house on the way to
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Neptune? >> Yeah, it is.
>> Let's surprise him.
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>> He just moved to this new, fatty condo in
this, like, super-exclusive gated community.
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>> We stay the night in the lap of luxury,
which we deserve after all this driving.
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>> He gives us money, which he loves to do.
>> We're back on the road in the
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morning. >> Refreshed,
refueled, refinanced!
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Careful. >> You want me to?
No, okay. Here.
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Yeah, but... It's really tight with
the whole family in here together.
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>> No, one more time. >> Try this way.
>> I'm really starting to
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understand why people don't use these anymore.
>> It just doesn't make sense.
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>> ♪ All these people talkin' 'bout you
now ♪ ♪ they don't make no difference,
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no ♪ >> thank you. >>
Both: One, two, three.
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Mmm... [ Both mumbling ]
>> one, two, three...
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>> Both: Juice. Juice?
I said, "Jews."
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One, two, three... >> Both: Basketball.
>> Wow. That was weird.
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We are, like, so on the same
page sometimes. >> Damn it!
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>> ♪ All night long, believe
me ♪ ♪ let that beat
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control your body ♪ ♪ you and
me ♪ there's no one watching
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♪ come on
♪ we can rock this party
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>> 'mones. My hormones. >> Wow!
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I guess I never knew you gave them to yourself like that.
>> Oh, yeah, every 12 hours.
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These eggs don't cook themselves.
>> [ Chuckles ]
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>> Oh. [ G.P.S. Beeping
] >> everything okay?
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>> Uh... >> Changing destination.
>> Yes, totally.
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Just, um, appears that we may have driven a
hop, skip, and a jump in the wrong direction.
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For some reason, Richard is thinking
we're going to Neptune, Canada.
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>> Why would Richard think that? >> I don't know
if these tips plugged in the wrong address by
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accident. [ Groans
] better not have.
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>> Well, how long have we been
driving in the wrong direction for?
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>> Well, just like... Just like
all of today. >> [ Groans ]
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>> Are you mad? >> No. [
Laughing ] of course not.
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Einstein couldn't cook a can of soup,
and you are exactly the same way.
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>> Thank you, Chloe. >> Okay. Yes.
>> We are making tracks
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starting... Right now. >> Yay!
[ Horn honks ]
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>> Hey! Oh, look out, buddy.
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[ Dog barking in distance ] >> Garden.
The terrace seems sort of dim.
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Where's the... [ Door opens
] [ Insects chirping ]
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Dad? >> Chloe? >> This
is your dad's new condo?
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Oh, boy. >> Hup, hup! >> Oh!
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>> Okay.
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Good night, moneybags. >>
Good night, Bruce. >> Oh.
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What? Whoop! Good night, stinker.
>> Good night, dad.
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>> I love you, girls. >> Love you, too.
>> Love you, dad.
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>> Don't let them bite! [ Women
scream, laugh ] >> good night.
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>> Good night! Oh, my God.
Can you believe him?
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I honestly... >> oh! Okay.
>> I can't believe that...
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>> oh. Oop. Bruce, do you
need a hand with that?
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>> Dad?
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Whew! >> I mean, I don't understand.
He was always offering us money
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in those rare cases of emergency.
>> Like when we needed your
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business cards printed. >> When we needed
those publicity stills taken of you.
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>> Obviously, the water bed. This doesn't feel great.
These are a lot of... Feelings.
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>> Yep. I don't like this.
I don't like this one bit.
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Okay. Let's play a fun game. Let's
pretend that we never came here.
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No, come on. We're just at home, and
we're watching some of our favorite
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programs. >> Let him you know that
you love him and that you support
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him, okay? >> I'm not going to rehab!
>> Brian, you got two choices-
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recovery or death, and I promise
you, it's gonna be one or the other.
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>> Brian had such a sparkle when he was younger.
Can you believe it got so bad?
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>> Actually, Chloe, I can. He was addicted to meth and sex.
It's a very tricky combination
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for someone. >> Another Ambien?
>> Yes, thank you.
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Both: Boop! >> That's all you have
to do s say yes, and we're extending
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all of our hands to help you. >> Um... Before
I go, I want to smoke this 20 bag I have.
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>> If that's what it's gonna take to
get you down there, then that's okay.
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>> All right, I'll go, man! >> Oh, my God!
He's going! >> Oh, thank God.
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Oh, thank God. See? I told you.
Rehabilitation always cheers us
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up. >> I feel so much better, and,
Brian, sweet boy, you're in our
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prayers tonight big-time. >> Here, here!
[ Microwave beeping ]
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>> Sleep okay, dad? >> Like a king.
>> I don't think that's plugged
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into anything. >> Wish I could spend more
time with you gals, but it's the busy
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part of my season. I'm selling
gold nuggets on ebay.
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I can't believe nobody's ever thought of it.
I misspell the word "nugget" on
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the website. >> I'm sorry. Come again.
>> I leave the "g" out of the
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word "nugget." This way, I get all the
traffic from the people that don't know
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how to spell. I figured, I didn't know
how to spell it, so you bet your ass
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there's a lot of people that don't
know how to spell it, either.
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I mean, it's a surefire way to make money.
I mean, I have to...
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I had to sell the mall kiosk,
unfortunately. >> Oh, no.
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>> It turns out people, they don't want to
buy hats that are made specifically to wear
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backwards. They'd rather just buy a
regular hat, you know, turn it around.
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>> Pfft! >> Right! You win some.
You lose some.
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The money will come rolling in soon.
>> I guess I was hoping maybe
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you'd be gearing up for... Retirement soon?
>> No, I can't retire.
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Having a daughter's too expensive, especially
if she's got a friend who's got a taste
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for sharper image. [ Laughs ]
I'm just kidding with you,
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Katie. >> [ Chuckles ] >>
I'm gonna help you guys.
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>> You know what? >> No, no. If
there was ever an emergency,
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this is it. I'm gonna get the two
of you to that pageant double-time.
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I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna get you some
of my credit cards. [ Hair dryer whirring ]
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>> Okay, you know what, dad?
I'm... we're okay. >> Really?
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>> We'll be fine. We're gonna
get there, anyway. So...
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See, Chloe? It's not our fault.
Of course we thought he was
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doing well.
[ Engine turns over ]
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Okay, all right. Clearly, we got a little
bit too comfortable, but, honestly, that
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stops today, Chloe. Enough is enough, and
this may have been a wake-up call for us.
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We're very big girls, and we are going
to get to that pageant on our own steam.
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>> And if all else fails, we can always fall
back on our real-estate investment property.
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>> No! Chloe, we never
sell that real estate.
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You know that.
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We bought that property 10 years ago.
It's for our retirement, not to
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get us out of a tough spot. It's where number
one and number one are gonna head when
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we close up shop. Sheesh.
Thank God I'm here.
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Otherwise, you'd sell that... >> [ Voice breaking ] Wait.
I'm, like, feeling some more
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feelings... Big feelings.
>> Again?
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>> [ Moans ] >> All right, okay.
Shit.
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All right, Chloe, let's just start a
sing-along, and we can distract ourselves.
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♪ Oh-oh-oh >> no, no. I
think I need to talk to
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someone. >> Oh. Okay, shoot.
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>> No, like, a... Therapist? >> Well, I
mean, I do work in the medical field.
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Go on, Ms. west. >> So, after the
powder-puff game, when Stephen said, "let's
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break up," it came as a
total shock to me. >> Mmm.
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>> Because for starters, and this is really
bringing some stuff up right now, we were both
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in "the sound of music." I mean, he was...
[ Girl laughs ]
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>> ...we'd just gotten back from the youth-group
ski trip, where he told me liked me on the lift,
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and then he fingered me for the first time.
It's not so much that it hurt...
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>> can I stop you for one second, Chloe?
I love where you're going with
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this, by the way. I think
it's the right direction.
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I just think it's gonna be important for you
to remember that you have a really special
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friend in Kate. Speaking of her,
she sounds like a great gal.
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>> She is. Honestly, sometimes
I wish she could see you.
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>> Love to meet her. >> She's wonderful.
You know, let's get back to
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Stephen, 'cause there's so much stuff to unpack there.
For instance, the look on his
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face when he sees me with that crown on my head.
>> But why are we assuming that
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you'll win? >> Oh, I mean, both me and Kate.
We'll both win.
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Won't we? >> Actually, I've
never thought about it before.
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I don't know that both you and Kate can win.
>> What are you saying?
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I don't know. I think
that only one of us can win.
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So, one of us will win, and on of us...
>> Will lose?
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[ Horn honks ] [ Both scream
] [ Screaming continues ]
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[ Both panting ]
[ Steam hissing ]
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Listen. I'm starting to feel like
this pageant was a real piss-poor
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idea. Why should we even go? I
don't want to win if it means
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you'll lose. I couldn't bear a
second of success without you.
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00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:53,824
I feel the same exact way. >> You know what?
We are not going, and that's it.
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You know what? That's it. >> We're not going.
>> We're gonna hitchhike our way
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back to New York, and we'll stay with friends.
>> Or new friends that we meet
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until we find a place. We
are not going. >> Nope.
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I'm not going. >> See, what I hate
about this is putting our young, supple
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bodies on parade on the open road.
>> If we hitchhike, we have to
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be prepared for what everyone's gonna want.
>> [ Sighs ]
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Like, when do we get some peace, people?!
>> Leave us alone.
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00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,921
Whoa.
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Ha-cha-cha. >> Mama Mia.
Who is that dark knight?
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♪ Dime-store diamond ♪ dime-store
diamond >> you little ladies need some
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help? I'll send our
resident mechanic out here.
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She'll fix your van up in no time.
>> Where exactly do you live?
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In a safe haven, where the fraudulent
chains of patriarchy don't bind you.
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Aah! >> ♪ dime-store
diamond [ Insects chirping ]
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That was amazing. All right.
You all right there, Chloe?
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I'm okay. >> Okay, just...
>> I'm okay.
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Ah, the classics.
Oh! Ah. Neat.
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Good for her. >> Hey, come on in!
Come on in. There they are.
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00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:33,123
Sit right down here. >> Thank you.
Looks delicious.
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00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:38,328
Wow. >> Well, take and pass along.
Who has the salt and pepper?
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So, where were you women headed when I picked you up?
>> Well, we are headed back home
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to New York City. We were originally
headed to compete in this beauty pageant.
431
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:56,046
Beauty pageant? The very same men who
would put women up on a stage to degrade
432
00:31:56,048 --> 00:32:00,684
and judge them are the very same men
we wear these whistles in protest of.
433
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:05,656
I was admiring those. >> The moment a
man is sighted... or, as we call them,
434
00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:09,192
rapists... the whistle is sounded.
>> It should be.
435
00:32:09,194 --> 00:32:13,130
And punishment is duly administered.
>> I never thought of it like
436
00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:17,534
that. >> Ah, we live in a world very
far removed from the competition
437
00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:21,939
of beauty pageants. Here, we don't
compete against other women.
438
00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:29,646
We share our talents together. We share everything.
Now, let's bow our heads in
439
00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:32,716
pagan prayer. >> You know what
they're really saying, don't you?
440
00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:35,419
Yeah, they're not coming out
with it, but the message is clear.
441
00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:39,256
...keep our sisterhood safe. >>
They want us to go to that pageant.
442
00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:43,460
Yep. And we're going. >> ...This
place, where there is only love...
443
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:46,530
I love you, sister. >> ...Friendship...
>> I love you, too, sister.
444
00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:53,737
[ Drum beating ] >> Oh-ah!
Oh-ah! Oh-ah! Oh-ah!
445
00:32:53,739 --> 00:33:01,739
[ Chanting ] Haaaa! [ Roars ]
446
00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:09,586
Damn! Wow! >> Whoo! >>
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
447
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:14,191
Go, go, go, go, go! >> Wow! God.
448
00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:18,729
Who will lend a talent now? >> Ooh, Chloe will.
Chloe will. >> Oh, no, not tonight.
449
00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:22,733
She's being so modest, you guys.
And all of you will be able to
450
00:33:22,735 --> 00:33:27,204
say you knew her when, because Chloe
here is about to blow up any second.
451
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:32,642
[ Groans ] >> Go out there!
>> Okay, okay.
452
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:40,644
Chloe, Chloe! >> I will be performing
a piece by en vogue, entitled
453
00:33:40,753 --> 00:33:45,155
"my lovin'" or
"you're never gonna get it."
454
00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:52,229
[ Whispering ] ♪ you're never
gonna get my lovin' ♪
455
00:33:52,231 --> 00:34:00,231
♪ never gonna get my lovin' ♪ I remember how
it used to be ♪ you never were this nice
456
00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:10,441
♪ maybe next time... >> What did
I tell you guys? Is she a star?
457
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:14,751
[ Monotone ] And now it's time
for a breakdown. [ Whispering ]
458
00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:22,753
♪ Never gonna get it ♪ never gonna
get it [ Insects chirping ]
459
00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:32,763
[ Light applause ] Not too shabby.
>> So nice to have young blood
460
00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:36,807
here. >> Yeah. Sister
solstice is gonna go the
461
00:34:36,809 --> 00:34:42,179
way of the dodo bird unless we find
another way to market it to young people.
462
00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:46,116
I mean... >> Oh, my God, that's so sad.
[ Gasps ]
463
00:34:46,118 --> 00:34:49,853
I'm sorry. You guys, everybody here
knows that Kate is, like, a hugely
464
00:34:49,855 --> 00:34:52,656
high-powered c.E.O, right? >> I
don't like to talk about it.
465
00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:55,525
No, no, no. Kate could help you guys
come up with a new business plan in her
466
00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,727
sleep. Kate, would you get
up there and do what you do?
467
00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:01,765
Help them. Go! Kate! >>
Because I like you guys.
468
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:07,370
Because I like you guys. >> Kate!
>> All right, all right.
469
00:35:07,372 --> 00:35:10,240
Um... [ Clears throat ] Okay.
470
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:15,445
Let me think. Let me think. Um...
Okay, so you need younger
471
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:18,815
members. That's the problem.
>> Mm-hmm.
472
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:23,587
Okay, we can do that. So, what do you do?
What do you do? What do you do?
473
00:35:23,589 --> 00:35:30,760
You could go to another country, and you
round up... you round up a bunch of women.
474
00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:36,700
So, you fly them over here. No, I'm
so sorry, actually. You don't.
475
00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:39,769
Because part of a successful business
plan is keeping the costs low.
476
00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:46,510
So, you put them in a bunch of big boats.
You really just stuff them in
477
00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:51,581
there. Then, they have a
nice, cozy ride over here.
478
00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:59,583
And then, voilà, they're here. They work the land
by day, and at night, maybe they develop new
479
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:04,895
types of music. They become very popular.
And, eventually, everyone wants
480
00:36:04,897 --> 00:36:09,299
to be just like them. [ Light
applause ] [ Insects chirping ]
481
00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:14,738
You're welcome. That one was free of charge.
Not the next time.
482
00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:20,777
Ooh! [ Clears throat
] Anytime, you guys.
483
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:25,482
[ Clears throat ]
[ Insects chirping ]
484
00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:33,484
[ Knock on door ] >> Knock, knock, knock.
>> Come in!
485
00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:50,307
Ooh! [ Chuckles ]
Well, your van's ready.
486
00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,976
So, you'll be all set in the morning.
>> Oh, thank you so much.
487
00:36:52,978 --> 00:36:55,412
Listen. We don't have
any money just right...
488
00:36:55,414 --> 00:37:00,550
oh, stop! Your money's no good here.
You know, it's been so nice
489
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:04,854
having you both here. Night-night.
>> Night-night!
490
00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:10,393
[ Chuckles ] [
Door closes ] >> Wow.
491
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:15,665
There it was. Oh, God.
I'm no dummy.
492
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:18,635
Vans for free? Nothing in
this life is for free, Chloe.
493
00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:23,340
Looks like it's time to pay the Piper.
>> [ Sighs ]
494
00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:31,342
[ Woman snoring ]
495
00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:39,817
[ Insects chirping ]
496
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:48,592
[ Whistle blows ] >> Rape!
Aah! >> Oh, my God!
497
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:58,769
[ Women screaming ] >> Come on! Go, go, go, go!
[ Screaming continues ]
498
00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:05,849
[ Rifle fires ] >> Aaahhhhh!
499
00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:13,423
I don't understand. Why are they so upset?
>> Qwen was asking for it.
500
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:16,926
She should have said, "thank
you." >> Right! I mean, right?
501
00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:20,897
I don't know. I guess maybe there's
a possibility that they didn't
502
00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:23,933
like us like that. >> There
was a remote possibility.
503
00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:27,604
I mean, look. Even if we weren't quite
their cup of tea, they had no right to
504
00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:30,840
treat us like we're animals. >> Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
505
00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:33,343
Oh, no, no, no, no! >> What?!
>> Andrew!
506
00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:36,713
Oh, my God! Who's Andrew?!
507
00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:44,715
Save our bunny! >> What
happened to him? >> Um...
508
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:53,997
He... >> Well... >>
It's so terrible.
509
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:59,502
We saved him from the wild. He was...
>> And then, he wouldn't eat or
510
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:03,907
drink. He, like, refused to get
out of the back of the van.
511
00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:08,445
It can get really pricey if we have to perform surgery.
>> [ Voice breaking ] There is
512
00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:14,718
not a price we could put on the
life of our pet! >> All right.
513
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:22,125
I can't believe we almost killed sweet,
little Andrew. >> We almost raped qwen.
514
00:39:22,127 --> 00:39:25,061
We...
>> she practically begged us.
515
00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:33,063
[ Sighs ] Wish we could
get on the road. >> Yeah.
516
00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:40,477
Let's get to stepping here. >>
Magic waits for no man... Or beast.
517
00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:47,117
[ Snickers ] >> Hey... So...
Since it doesn't matter who
518
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:52,856
wins... and don't take this
the wrong way. >> Never.
519
00:39:52,858 --> 00:40:00,630
If you were to, say, hunker down, really just
kind of refine anything before we get there...
520
00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:03,400
and don't take this the wrong way.
>> Chloe, I couldn't.
521
00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:10,039
I would give a little more thought to the q&a
portion, simply based on the proposal you
522
00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:15,745
outlined for the sisters. I just feel like
sometimes you have so many brilliant ideas...
523
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,782
and don't take this the wrong way.
>> Mnh-mnh!
524
00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:26,784
That sometimes it comes off like you don't
have a clue what you're talking about.
525
00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:32,162
Hmm... You know, what you saw
with the sisters, that was idle
526
00:40:32,164 --> 00:40:35,131
chit-chat. >> Okay. >> Yeah,
because when I get to
527
00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:38,435
the pageant, I'm gonna be blowing it out.
>> Totally!
528
00:40:38,437 --> 00:40:41,604
Totally. And the only reason I said
anything is because it doesn't
529
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:45,508
matter who wins.
>> Right.
530
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:53,510
Since it doesn't matter who wins... oh, you know what?
I don't want you to get upset.
531
00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:14,971
Shan't. >> Well, I do feel I need
to tell you, as your best friend...
532
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:21,611
I don't want you to get upset, but I think
you may want to work on the singing a little
533
00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:27,150
bit. I'm just not sure that it's
totally as in the bag as you
534
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:31,888
think it is. >> How do you mean?
>> Well, I don't want you to get
535
00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:36,259
upset because I think that you have
such a beautiful voice. >> Thank you.
536
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:41,931
But I don't know if it's all that time you spent
in the box or what, but I think it's gonna
537
00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:49,933
be super-important day of that... We hear it.
Your voice, that is.
538
00:41:52,544 --> 00:41:58,982
Well, I was conserving for
the pageant, so... >> Ahh!
539
00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:02,785
Well, that makes sense.
[ Chuckles ]
540
00:42:02,787 --> 00:42:03,287
Oh.
541
00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:17,194
Thanks. >> Hello, ladies.
Andrew...
542
00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:24,807
Is recovering nicely. >> Oh!
>> Oh, praise to j.C.!
543
00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:28,211
Oh! >> Oh! 2,000 bones?!
544
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:30,747
Are you kidding me?
545
00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:36,219
Kate, we got to sell that real estate, okay?
How else are we gonna get Andrew
546
00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:40,657
out and get to the pageant? >> Chloe Elizabeth
west, I have told you a million times, we do
547
00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:43,126
not touch that real estate.
>> You know that. >> Okay.
548
00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:47,330
Well, beyond selling our most prized possessions,
I have no idea how we're gonna get there.
549
00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:51,267
Stuffed bears and dogs, hot-lips phone,
cheap China figures, cassettes, dishes,
550
00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:55,939
"babysitter club" books. >> You
brought a lot of stuff. Wow!
551
00:42:55,941 --> 00:43:00,710
Is this everything? >> Everything
but my scrapbooks. They stay.
552
00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:03,846
Oh. I mean, scrappies or no,
we are about to make a mint.
553
00:43:03,848 --> 00:43:09,919
Got some pretty nice pieces. >> All right, sweet
baby dolls, I totaled up all your trinkets,
554
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:16,259
and I can give you all... $40 even for it.
>> I'm sorry.
555
00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:20,363
That can't be right. I've spent
thousands of dollars on my things.
556
00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:23,766
Your numbers are way off. >> Well, puddin',
I can't tell you what you spent on it.
557
00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:27,203
I can only tell you what it's worth... $40.
>> This shit is her life.
558
00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:32,875
This is her entire universe. So, I guess I'm
just to infer that this person standing beside
559
00:43:32,877 --> 00:43:35,044
me is worth $40? >> Mm-hmm.
>> No.
560
00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:38,147
You're not making this easier. >> $40, sweet peas.
Take her or leave her.
561
00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:40,316
Wait, Kate. Which prized
possessions did you bring?
562
00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:46,389
Maybe they can sweeten the pot. >> Oh.
Yes. >> Right. But what's in it?
563
00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:49,792
Do you mean, besides my hormones?
>> What's your prized
564
00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:56,032
possession? Right. But what are we selling?
>> That's all you brought on a
565
00:43:56,034 --> 00:44:03,640
road trip, sugar? >> [ Sighs
] Just give it to me.
566
00:44:03,642 --> 00:44:11,642
Bye. I'm gonna pray on them girls.
Pray on them hard.
567
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:19,288
She made it seem like we don't have
anything, but I don't think that's true.
568
00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:25,061
Me neither. We have a lot
of stuff, Chloe. >> Yeah.
569
00:44:25,063 --> 00:44:28,097
Like what?
570
00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:33,670
[ Insects chirping ] Poor, little Andrew!
This place is so depressing.
571
00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:38,107
Ugh! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! My
leg, my leg, my leg, my leg,
572
00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:44,847
my leg! Chloe? >> There.
573
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:48,818
It's okay, Andrew.
>> Okay.
574
00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:56,820
This is a really nice motel. >> Oh, yeah.
I don't mind this.
575
00:44:56,828 --> 00:45:01,097
I mean, so what if we couldn't
afford a room? >> Totally.
576
00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:03,700
[ Insects chirping ]
577
00:45:03,702 --> 00:45:04,314
[ Yawns ]
578
00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:17,474
We'll be okay, right? At the pageant?
>> Yeah!
579
00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:27,423
I mean, definitely. [ Insects
chirping ] I mean, we've come so far,
580
00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:34,464
right? >> Have we? I mean,
I thought so, but...
581
00:45:34,466 --> 00:45:36,999
Yeah, me too.
582
00:45:37,001 --> 00:45:45,001
♪ I got my party dress on ♪ I
got my shoes that get me gone ♪
583
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:06,923
♪ and if you want... >> Chloe.
>> Spring break.
584
00:46:08,032 --> 00:46:13,002
Must be nice. >> Got to go.
>> Yeah.
585
00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:20,777
Let's go! >> Having fun.
>> ♪ it's been a day
586
00:46:20,779 --> 00:46:25,414
excuse me, young lads. A
lady is present. Thank you.
587
00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:28,451
♪ I'm doing okay ♪ 'cause
if it dumps, I bump it back
588
00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:31,921
and bump it back till
it's play ♪ >> hi.
589
00:46:31,923 --> 00:46:35,925
Hello. >> ♪ something
feeling good is money ♪
590
00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:39,529
♪ I got my party dress on ♪ I
got my shoes that get me gone ♪
591
00:46:39,531 --> 00:46:43,800
♪ and if you want, you come
along ♪ ♪ I got... I got...
592
00:46:43,802 --> 00:46:47,236
[ laughs ] >> ♪ I got my
party dress on ♪ I got my shoes
593
00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:52,041
that get me gone ♪ >> cute suits.
>> Hey, ladies, you're blocking
594
00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:54,844
our sun. >> What are you
guys even doing here?
595
00:46:54,846 --> 00:47:00,316
Yeah, this isn't a sexiest geek convention.
You guys are, like, just so,
596
00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:06,889
just... Old. [ Laughs ]
597
00:47:06,891 --> 00:47:10,126
♪ I got my shoes that get
me gone ♪ ♪ and if you want,
598
00:47:10,128 --> 00:47:16,165
you come along ♪ ♪ I got
...I got >> [ Laughs ]
599
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,201
Yeah.
600
00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:26,203
You know, I feel like those
girls must have been on something.
601
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:32,915
I mean, the kids these days. >> They're so
hopped up, they don't know what's going on.
602
00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:35,985
[ Gasps ] Katherine
Maxine Fenner, look. $500!
603
00:47:35,987 --> 00:47:39,522
That's enough to get us all the way there!
>> "Amateur nite."
604
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:45,294
Chloe, it must be a karaoke contest!
>> Your sign called for
605
00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:49,465
amateurs, which so clearly implies
youth, which we have in spades.
606
00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:53,269
Fine. Whatever. Who cares? Who's
dancing first, "blue eyes" or "big tits"?
607
00:47:53,271 --> 00:47:57,206
Oh. [ Audience cheers ] >>
All right, everyone, give it
608
00:47:57,208 --> 00:48:01,043
up for Mercedes benz. That's
the way she likes it, fellas.
609
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:05,414
Suck it! >> Now, welcome to the
stage two new girls, blue eyes and
610
00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:09,452
big tits! >> Nice to meet you.
Hi. Kate Fenner.
611
00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:14,156
Fenner enterprises. Nice to meet you.
[ Hip-hop music plays ]
612
00:48:14,158 --> 00:48:18,527
♪ Please believe... ♪ >> Barry?
Boost up the music.
613
00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:24,533
[ Music gets louder ] >> ♪ 'cause I'm the
boy, baby ♪ ♪ yo, 'cause I'm the boy ♪
614
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:29,138
Do something! ♪ ...On the street
♪ ♪ 'cause I'm the boy, baby ♪
615
00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:32,008
♪ 'cause I'm the, 'cause
I'm the ♪ 'cause I'm the ♪
616
00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:40,010
[ Light applause, cheers ] [ Audience
hoots ] [ Audience applauds ]
617
00:48:42,687 --> 00:48:50,687
[ Audience cheers, whistles ]
>> Oh-oh-oh!
618
00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:59,596
Yeah! >> There you go.
There's something... crawling.
619
00:49:05,176 --> 00:49:13,082
Right? We like crawling.
[ Cheering continues ]
620
00:49:13,084 --> 00:49:21,084
♪ 'Cause I'm the boy, baby ♪ ♪
'cause I'm the boy, baby ♪ >> ow!
621
00:49:33,037 --> 00:49:37,506
Ow! [ Gagging ] >>
You're choking her.
622
00:49:37,508 --> 00:49:42,244
You're choking her. >> ♪ 'cause I'm
the boy, baby ♪ 'cause I'm the ♪
623
00:49:42,246 --> 00:49:46,282
'Cause I'm the ♪ >> whoo!
624
00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:54,284
♪ 'Cause I'm the boy, baby ♪ >> ♪ 'cause I'm the
boy, baby ♪ >> ♪ 'cause I'm the boy, baby ♪
625
00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:05,735
Enough of the Beyoncé shit.
Take something off!
626
00:50:05,737 --> 00:50:13,737
That ain't legal. >> We're
gonna lose our license again.
627
00:50:18,082 --> 00:50:20,282
[ Cheering continues ]
628
00:50:20,284 --> 00:50:26,088
Thank you very much.
629
00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:32,161
If you hadn't taken your pants off,
we'd be on the way to the pageant by now.
630
00:50:32,163 --> 00:50:35,431
How was I to know that it was merely a topless bar?
And, by the way, I had to do
631
00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:38,167
something out there. I turn around.
The next thing I know you're
632
00:50:38,169 --> 00:50:44,373
shaking your tatties everywhere. >> And the people loved it!
>> Don't fight, pretty ladies.
633
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:52,375
Is that... >> No. Brian
from rehabilitation?
634
00:50:52,517 --> 00:50:56,519
A meth addict with a heart of gold!
>> Just a splash of sex
635
00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:59,388
addiction. >> Well, who
could blame him for that?
636
00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:04,093
Comes with the territory. >> All right.
Okay. Honestly, Chloe, just try to be
637
00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:08,731
cool in front of him, because celebs really
don't like you to drool all over them.
638
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:11,600
You, too, okay? Just remember... Brian
and I are titans of the same industry.
639
00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:16,772
We're both stars. May we join you?
>> Is anybody sitting here?
640
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:22,311
No. >> Okay. Um... Hi.
I'm Kate fenner.
641
00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:26,615
Hey, I'm Brian. >> I know who you are.
Can I just say, you're just as
642
00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:30,786
good-looking as you are on TV, and I know that
sometimes that doesn't happen with everyone.
643
00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:35,191
So... >> I'm Chloe. >> Hi.
644
00:51:35,193 --> 00:51:39,495
[ Laughs ] >> Yeah, so, I keep getting
picked up by the cops for shit I
645
00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:42,231
didn't do. >> God! How
dare they persecute you,
646
00:51:42,233 --> 00:51:46,135
Brian, when the entire world saw you get clean.
>> Small town, small-minded
647
00:51:46,137 --> 00:51:48,871
people. >> Yeah, I'm a sex
addict, not a sex offender.
648
00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:51,841
Exactly! >> Two different things.
>> Brian hickman?
649
00:51:51,843 --> 00:51:56,579
That's me! >> So nice meeting you.
>> You too.
650
00:51:56,581 --> 00:52:04,581
Oh! [ Breathing
heavily ] >> Oh!
651
00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:13,289
Kate fenner and Chloe west. >> Thank
you so much, officer Fitzgerald.
652
00:52:32,783 --> 00:52:37,386
I've got good news and bad news.
The bad news is, your car's been
653
00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:40,322
impounded. The good news? It
looks like that crackhead is
654
00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:44,193
about to post your bail. >> [ Sighs
] He really does have a heart of
655
00:52:44,195 --> 00:52:47,463
gold. >> Aw! I can't
believe we're at Brian's
656
00:52:47,465 --> 00:52:51,233
house! >> Oh, my God, it looks so
much smaller than it does on TV.
657
00:52:51,235 --> 00:52:54,670
[ Gasps ] That's the hole he punched
in the wall after he lost custody
658
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:58,307
of Taylor and Lesean! >> Chloe,
I totally recognize that pipe.
659
00:52:58,309 --> 00:53:01,677
No, it was here!
Fuck! >> Bri?
660
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:06,248
Goddamn motherfucker! Cocksucker!
>> Bri guy?
661
00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:11,854
Oh! Whoa! >> Motherfucker!
>> Hey.
662
00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:19,795
Everything okay, buddy? >> Who the fuck are you?
Get the fuck out of my goddamn
663
00:53:19,797 --> 00:53:25,434
house! >> Brian, it's Kate and Chloe.
>> You know, Kate and Chloe?
664
00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:31,207
Kate me, Chloe her. >> Kate and Chloe.
>> Oh, yeah!
665
00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:35,778
Why didn't you say something? >> We should have.
>> I thought there was intruders
666
00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:38,447
in my house. I was like,
"I'll fucking kill you!"
667
00:53:38,449 --> 00:53:42,384
How'd you find me here? >> You invited us, sweetie.
>> You brought us here.
668
00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:45,387
Yeah. >> Oh, God, that's so good.
>> Hello.
669
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:49,892
Hi. >> Hi! >> Um...
You want a drink?
670
00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:54,663
I would love one. >> Whatever you want to do.
>> I'll, uh, I'll get some
671
00:53:54,665 --> 00:53:58,234
drinks for you. >> Soda water with
a splash of cran would be great.
672
00:53:58,236 --> 00:54:00,603
All right. How's whiskey?
>> That's fine. >> Okay.
673
00:54:00,605 --> 00:54:07,276
It was after I got kicked out of "promises," I
hit rock bottom. >> Sorry to interrupt you, but
674
00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:11,680
lower than we saw on the show?
Oh, yeah... way lower. >> Wow!
675
00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:15,651
Then, I sort of... I got... >> I got to
stop you for a second, because I'm just
676
00:54:15,653 --> 00:54:20,789
struggling to imagine what you could mean when
you say lower, because I could stake my life on
677
00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:23,726
this. I thought we were
at rock bottom with you.
678
00:54:23,728 --> 00:54:28,397
Was I wrong about that? >> Oh, yeah.
Things got worse for a while.
679
00:54:28,399 --> 00:54:30,733
Wow! Wow. It's unbelievable.
>> Whoa! Okay.
680
00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:35,004
Okay, continue. >> Yeah, talk
about it, man. >> Continue.
681
00:54:35,006 --> 00:54:40,576
Rock bottom came for me... >> Yeah.
>> ...When I started selling my
682
00:54:40,578 --> 00:54:45,981
sperm for a dirty fucking buck. [ Sniffling
] I'd get so fucked up and loaded,
683
00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:52,621
cracked out of my fucking mind. And
I'd show up to band practice and...
684
00:54:52,623 --> 00:55:00,396
You can tell us, Brian! >> I'd
whisper the words so soft...
685
00:55:00,398 --> 00:55:07,870
No one could fucking hear me.
[ Crying ] >> There, there.
686
00:55:07,872 --> 00:55:13,542
Just hug me. >> It's gonna be okay.
>> You guys give me strength.
687
00:55:13,544 --> 00:55:16,378
[ Unenthused ] Great. I'm so happy.
>> [ Unenthused ] Yeah.
688
00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:20,749
I'm gonna get my journal. I should
write this down. >> Okay, okay.
689
00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:23,052
[ Sighs ]
690
00:55:23,054 --> 00:55:31,054
Wow! Sounded eerily familiar.
>> It did.
691
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:39,335
Guess celebs really are just like us.
>> [ Sighs ]
692
00:55:39,337 --> 00:55:45,407
What the hell am I sitting on? Oh, come on!
Brian's reading it?!
693
00:55:45,409 --> 00:55:48,944
It's that goddamn pageant!
It fucked us up. We lost...
694
00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:55,951
And then we just kept on losing.
Maybe we are losers!
695
00:55:55,953 --> 00:56:00,122
Chloe... I mean, maybe
we can change that.
696
00:56:00,124 --> 00:56:03,726
I mean, look at Brian. Look at
what he's done with himself.
697
00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:07,996
Brian, no! >> [ Coughing ]
>> What is in that pipe, and I
698
00:56:07,998 --> 00:56:11,700
want you to be honest with me right now.
>> Are you retarded?
699
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:16,105
It's crystal. >> You went to rehab.
You got a second chance.
700
00:56:16,107 --> 00:56:19,708
You started over! >> Yeah,
keep telling yourself that.
701
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:23,512
Some of us? We're just born fucking
losers who will die that way.
702
00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:27,449
That is not true, Brian! We can
go back, and we can change things.
703
00:56:27,451 --> 00:56:34,423
Nobody changes. Recovery?
Recovery's fucking bullshit.
704
00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:42,398
Brian, pass the pipe.
705
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:48,504
That's good.
706
00:56:48,506 --> 00:56:56,506
Thank you. >> ♪ take on
me ♪ take on me, take on me,
707
00:57:02,486 --> 00:57:10,486
take on me ♪ ♪ take me on-on-on-on
♪ I'll be-be-be-be-be-be gone
708
00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:19,762
in a day or two-two-two-two-two two-two-two-two-two-two-two-two
two-two-two-two-two-two-two-two
709
00:57:19,804 --> 00:57:25,073
two-two-two-two-two-two-two-two
two-two-two-two ♪
710
00:57:25,075 --> 00:57:33,075
Let me lead. We're turning, Chloe.
>> No, we're not turning, 'cause
711
00:57:36,654 --> 00:57:40,823
I'm not ready to turn. >>
We're turning now. Turn!
712
00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:45,928
Will you just fucking
stop it already?! >> Brian.
713
00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:50,098
I thought I knew where rock bottom was.
You guys are sick.
714
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:55,838
What are you talking about? >> No, you got to go.
I'm not gonna watch it anymore.
715
00:57:55,840 --> 00:58:01,477
I am not enabling this disease for one more second!
If it's some fucking stupid
716
00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:06,882
beauty pageant that made you do this,
then you got to go and deal with it.
717
00:58:06,884 --> 00:58:11,920
Now go! Get out of my house!
>> Aah! Aah!
718
00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:16,525
Go! Get out! >> Jesus!
[ Siren wails, dog barks
719
00:58:16,527 --> 00:58:21,563
[ in distance ] Oh! I have to pee.
720
00:58:21,565 --> 00:58:25,534
Yeah, well, so do I. >> Where
the fuck are we?! >> I don't know!
721
00:58:25,536 --> 00:58:28,270
This isn't exactly how I pictured
rolling into the pageant.
722
00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:32,574
Uh, yeah. Me neither. >> But I would have
been there by now if it weren't for you
723
00:58:32,576 --> 00:58:36,545
wasting an entire day driving in the wrong direction!
>> We wouldn't have even gotten
724
00:58:36,547 --> 00:58:38,947
this far if it hadn't been for me!
>> This far?
725
00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:42,684
I could have gotten us this far. >> Well, I guess
I'll have to take your word for it since you
726
00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:49,057
have to drive once! Oh, perfect.
Grab your locket again, Chloe.
727
00:58:49,059 --> 00:58:53,962
You're so delusional. You honestly
think that a guy who broke up with you
728
00:58:53,964 --> 00:58:58,667
91/2 years ago is even gonna remember who you are?
>> The only reason I think that
729
00:58:58,669 --> 00:59:01,803
is because you're the one who's always
telling me he's gonna call any day now.
730
00:59:01,805 --> 00:59:04,806
I feel like you told me that because
you don't want me to leave you.
731
00:59:04,808 --> 00:59:09,545
You think selling your eggs
is a business. [ Scoffs ]
732
00:59:09,547 --> 00:59:12,214
You call them my product. >>
You're not a businesswoman, Kate.
733
00:59:12,216 --> 00:59:16,118
You're a hen. Human livestock.
Actually, no.
734
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:21,323
You know what you're the c.E.O.
Of? >> What? Say it!
735
00:59:21,325 --> 00:59:26,795
You're the c. E.O...
Of dum-dums.
736
00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:33,702
Well, at least I've tried. >> Come on.
You're the one who's always
737
00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:37,205
telling me my career is gonna blow
up any second. >> Your career?!
738
00:59:37,207 --> 00:59:43,345
What career, Chloe?! People stare
at you from outside a glass cube.
739
00:59:43,347 --> 00:59:49,718
Not a big star, Chloe. >> Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
What am I? Come on. Come on.
740
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:54,890
You're a human oddity.
>> [ Gasps ]
741
00:59:54,892 --> 01:00:02,892
[ Both urinating ] >> I'm starting to think
I could do a lot better getting to this
742
01:00:06,670 --> 01:00:09,071
pageant on my own. >> Yeah. I'm
thinking I should have been
743
01:00:09,073 --> 01:00:14,943
on my own a long time ago. [ Vehicle
approaching ] >> Hey, sir?!
744
01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:22,945
Sir? >> Sir? So sorry. We're
just really turned around.
745
01:00:23,187 --> 01:00:26,788
See, we've been driving for four days from New
York City, and we're trying to get to Neptune.
746
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:31,393
Four days? You're only four
hours outside of Manhattan.
747
01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:34,329
Neptune's only a town away.
748
01:00:34,331 --> 01:00:42,331
Okay.
We're going to be... Just fine.
749
01:00:58,756 --> 01:01:06,756
Hello. You've reached 411 connect.
Please deposit 50 cents to
750
01:01:09,733 --> 01:01:12,334
continue.
>> [ Sighs ]
751
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:20,336
Hello? Hi, sweetie.
Hi, little girl.
752
01:01:24,715 --> 01:01:30,018
Listen. Maybe you could help steer me
in the direction of, I don't know,
753
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:35,223
civilization? Maybe you could take me
back to your house, and I could talk to
754
01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:43,225
your daddy or your...
Mommy? Oh, God.
755
01:01:44,334 --> 01:01:52,334
Okay. So... Is your school around here, or...
Hey, do you talk at all?
756
01:01:55,212 --> 01:02:03,212
♪ I love myself ♪ I want you
to love me ♪ when I feel down,
757
01:02:05,155 --> 01:02:12,060
I want you above me ♪ ♪ I search
myself ♪ I want you to find me
758
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:20,062
♪ I forget myself ♪ I want you to
remind me ♪ I don't want anybody else
759
01:02:23,841 --> 01:02:30,345
♪ when I think about you, I touch
myself ♪ ♪ ooh, I don't want
760
01:02:30,347 --> 01:02:36,752
anybody else ♪ ♪ when I think
about you, I touch myself ♪
761
01:02:36,754 --> 01:02:42,424
♪ oh, I don't want
anybody else ♪ ♪ oh, no
762
01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:47,162
♪ oh, no ♪ oh, no
♪ you're the one
763
01:02:47,164 --> 01:02:55,036
who makes me come runnin' ♪ ♪
you're the sun who makes me shine ♪
764
01:02:55,038 --> 01:03:03,038
♪ when you're around, I'm always
laughin' ♪ ♪ I want to make you mine
765
01:03:04,815 --> 01:03:10,418
♪ I want you ♪ I don't want anybody
else ♪ when I think about you,
766
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:17,459
I touch myself ♪ ♪ oh-oh ♪ oh
767
01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:25,461
♪ oh-oh ♪ oh ♪ I don't
want anybody else
768
01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:33,341
♪ when I think about you, I touch
myself ♪ ♪ oh, I don't want
769
01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:39,514
anybody else ♪ ♪ when I think
about you, I touch myself ♪
770
01:03:39,516 --> 01:03:45,887
♪ I touch myself ♪ I touch
myself ♪ I touch myself
771
01:03:45,889 --> 01:03:51,860
I love you all! >> ♪ I
touch myself ♪ I touch myself
772
01:03:51,862 --> 01:03:59,401
♪ I touch myself ♪ I don't
want anybody else ♪ oh, no
773
01:03:59,403 --> 01:04:03,004
♪ oh, no ♪ oh, no
774
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:11,006
all right! Give it up for everyone
we've seen today and for yourselves
775
01:04:24,962 --> 01:04:27,896
and for our sponsors.
776
01:04:27,898 --> 01:04:35,898
Well... If it isn't Kate and Chloe.
Where the shit have you two
777
01:04:41,879 --> 01:04:45,413
girls been?! >> Is there any way we
could still just run in there real
778
01:04:45,415 --> 01:04:48,583
quick? >> Baby lils, li'l lils, and
little missus are almost done!
779
01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:52,954
Okay. >> Ms. Neptune is up next.
We have done tech, dry run,
780
01:04:52,956 --> 01:04:57,158
dry run with tech, dress,
speed-through dress, no costumes,
781
01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,295
speed-through dress, props, costumes,
no makeup, walk the curtain call, and
782
01:05:00,297 --> 01:05:04,666
lunch. If the audience sees you,
it's because I'm lighting you.
783
01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:09,504
If they hear you, it's because I'm miking you.
If they applaud, it's because
784
01:05:09,506 --> 01:05:13,141
I'm working my little heinie off.
So, if you want to be in my
785
01:05:13,143 --> 01:05:17,913
pageant, you better be here to
win.
786
01:05:17,915 --> 01:05:18,415
Whoa!
787
01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:32,594
Places!
Places for models in motion!
788
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:40,596
How about those teen gals? Okay. Weren't they great?
Now, what can I say about this
789
01:05:41,004 --> 01:05:45,373
next group? Um, let's hear it for
the ripened beauties competing for
790
01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:51,947
the Ms. Neptune award! [
Audience applauds ] Excuse me.
791
01:05:51,949 --> 01:05:59,949
♪ The world's got so dark, I need some guidance
to see ♪ ♪ 'cause this pain in my heart
792
01:06:05,996 --> 01:06:13,501
is taking everything from me ♪ [
Material rips ] [ Audience applauds ]
793
01:06:13,503 --> 01:06:18,440
Fuck! >> ♪ please
give some love to me ♪
794
01:06:18,442 --> 01:06:25,380
♪ 'cause I'm feeling so alone
right now, it's suffocating me ♪
795
01:06:25,382 --> 01:06:33,382
♪ God, give me strength to keep on
walking ♪ ♪ God, give me strength
796
01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:41,296
to keep on walking ♪ ♪ God, give
me strength to keep on walking ♪
797
01:06:41,298 --> 01:06:49,037
♪ God, give me strength to keep on
walking ♪ ♪ the air's got so thick,
798
01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:55,677
I find it hard... ♪ >> all right, let's
hear it for all our potential Ms. Neptunes.
799
01:06:55,679 --> 01:07:00,782
Yeah. That's it. Move it.
Sidestep out of here.
800
01:07:00,784 --> 01:07:06,187
Thank you. Up next, the
talent portion of the show.
801
01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:09,024
[ Irish folk music plays ]
802
01:07:09,026 --> 01:07:16,031
[ Audience applauds ] >> Let's hear it for Tara.
>> Competition is stiff this
803
01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:18,533
year. >> That was her
Nana's favorite song.
804
01:07:18,535 --> 01:07:24,205
Hot in here. >> Fenner, you're up for talent.
You look like shit.
805
01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:28,343
Kate fenner is up next,
performing an original tap dance.
806
01:07:28,345 --> 01:07:33,248
[ Audience murmurs ] >> Hi.
807
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:41,250
Oh, my God... her 'mones. She
must be off her 'mones! >> Hi.
808
01:07:44,528 --> 01:07:52,528
[ Murmuring continues ]
809
01:08:07,651 --> 01:08:15,651
Oh! [ Glass shatters ] >>
And that was Kate fenner,
810
01:08:16,827 --> 01:08:20,328
everyone. Let's welcome
Ms. Jennifer Pagano, with a
811
01:08:20,330 --> 01:08:23,832
rendition of
"we didn't start the fire."
812
01:08:23,834 --> 01:08:24,582
[ Panting ]
813
01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:40,109
I'm here. I got a b12 shot
from first aid. >> I'm fine.
814
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:44,886
Just leave me here. I just need to be
with the ground for a little while.
815
01:08:44,888 --> 01:08:48,256
Just go. You're gonna win.
I'm very happy for you.
816
01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:52,560
What are you talking about? You have to get back out there.
This is what we've been waiting
817
01:08:52,562 --> 01:08:56,164
for. This is what we
came all this way to do.
818
01:08:56,166 --> 01:09:01,369
It's okay. You have less competition.
>> Kate, if you're not competing
819
01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:05,373
out there, then I'm not
competing, either.
820
01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:13,375
Really? >> Yeah.
>> I don't feel well.
821
01:09:18,588 --> 01:09:24,526
Chloe? >> What is it? >>
You're the best friend I've
822
01:09:24,528 --> 01:09:32,528
ever had. >> And you're mine.
>> Ooh!
823
01:09:33,403 --> 01:09:39,207
That feels good. >> Bet that feels nice.
>> Yeah, there she is.
824
01:09:39,209 --> 01:09:42,677
Chloe west, you're up next for talent.
>> Got to go!
825
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:45,780
Chloe? Chloe? >> Yeah.
826
01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:50,418
Just make sure they can hear
you out there.
827
01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:55,623
[ Audience applauds ] >> Ha ha ha!
A juggler with a message... how
828
01:09:55,625 --> 01:10:00,662
often do you see that? And now,
here to perform Whitney Houston's
829
01:10:00,664 --> 01:10:07,402
"the greatest love of all," Ms. Chloe west.
[ Audience applauds ]
830
01:10:07,404 --> 01:10:13,808
Bright up here.
831
01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:21,810
[ Singing unintelligibly ] ♪
never to west in anyone's shadow ♪
832
01:10:38,368 --> 01:10:44,572
♪ if I first, if I...
At least I live
833
01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:50,778
as widespread red ♪ ♪ eee-eee-eee,
eee-eee-eee ♪ no mattered
834
01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:58,620
what they take from smay ♪ ♪ they
can't take away my rentity ♪
835
01:10:58,622 --> 01:11:04,459
They can't take away her dignity.
>> ♪ the greatest love
836
01:11:04,461 --> 01:11:12,461
of them ♪ ♪ is jealous to my friend
♪ not here to rest your fill
837
01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:23,772
conclude! >> ♪ it is the
greatal you stun fell ♪
838
01:11:24,981 --> 01:11:32,981
♪ st [ Light applause
] ♪ e-e-e-east
839
01:11:35,725 --> 01:11:40,762
[ light applause ] Thank you, Neptune!
>> Chloe west, thank you.
840
01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:46,968
That's... that's... that's our talent portion.
Let's move on to q&a.
841
01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:50,638
Fenner? Fenner, move your arse.
Q&a is next. Go, go, go!
842
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:54,976
Nothing we like more than questions and answers, huh?
Let's get some people out here
843
01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:58,946
to answer questions. >> Listen,
listen, listen, listen.
844
01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:03,518
Just stick to what you know
out there, okay? >> Okay.
845
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:08,423
All right. [ Clears throat ]
Uh, Ms. fenner, if you would,
846
01:12:08,425 --> 01:12:15,830
please, describe for us the strides women
have made in the last half-century.
847
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:23,832
Don't screw it up. >> Whoa!
Fenner gets a tough one!
848
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:30,645
Uh... The strides women have made.
Okay.
849
01:12:30,647 --> 01:12:35,583
Uh... Well, you know what? I'd like to open
up this discourse with a definition from
850
01:12:35,585 --> 01:12:39,520
Webster's dictionary, which would
posit that women are not men.
851
01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:43,958
I'm sorry. Actually, I'm gonna head in
from a different angle, because this
852
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:50,465
is reminding me of an old military adage.
You know what?
853
01:12:50,467 --> 01:12:58,467
Has anyone seen the movie "an
officer and a gentleman"? [ Sighs ]
854
01:13:00,410 --> 01:13:08,410
I don't have a fucking clue. I have no idea.
I don't know.
855
01:13:21,931 --> 01:13:26,968
There's nothing happening right now.
Nothing.
856
01:13:26,970 --> 01:13:31,072
I don't know. I don't know!
I have no idea!
857
01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:35,710
I don't know the answer.
Thank you! Thank you!
858
01:13:35,712 --> 01:13:38,579
You're welcome.
>> Yes! >> Wow!
859
01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:41,616
Let's get on to the next... >> I did it.
>> You didn't know.
860
01:13:41,618 --> 01:13:44,452
I had no idea. >> You had nothing.
>> Nothing!
861
01:13:44,454 --> 01:13:47,722
[ Both sigh ] Yes!
862
01:13:47,724 --> 01:13:55,724
Time to line up. This is it.
This... Is it.
863
01:13:56,866 --> 01:14:04,866
This is where it started, huh?
>> Yep.
864
01:14:05,842 --> 01:14:12,447
This is where it all began. >> He was, like, talking.
I was a good singer, you know?
865
01:14:12,449 --> 01:14:17,985
Okay, here we go. Here we are. We're ready.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's my
866
01:14:17,987 --> 01:14:24,192
supreme pleasure now to introduce to you
the legendary, undefeated small-town girl
867
01:14:24,194 --> 01:14:28,463
turned superstar,
Ms. Laurel Kelly.
868
01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:33,701
Gorgeous, Laurel! >> There she is.
Look at that, huh?
869
01:14:33,703 --> 01:14:39,240
Whoo! Knows how to walk downstairs.
Still looks great.
870
01:14:39,242 --> 01:14:41,776
No, not standby! Now! Now!
871
01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:48,616
All right. Now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.
872
01:14:48,618 --> 01:14:51,919
We got the results in. All tallied up.
See if they're written in
873
01:14:51,921 --> 01:14:55,089
English. [ Audience laughs
] In third place...
874
01:14:55,091 --> 01:14:59,560
[ Drumroll ] >> I just have to say
that I was so proud of you up there.
875
01:14:59,562 --> 01:15:05,833
Thank you. >> Ms. Amanda Solnick.
[ Audience applauds ]
876
01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:13,835
Pretty lady, all right. In second place...
[ Drumroll ]
877
01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:17,879
I am so proud of you. >> Oh, thank you.
>> Let's hear it for
878
01:15:17,881 --> 01:15:24,652
Jennifer Pagano! [ Audience applauds
] So close, almost... second
879
01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:29,290
place. And in first place...
[ Drumroll ]
880
01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:34,529
I just feel so good to be honest with each other.
>> And feel the feelings, even
881
01:15:34,531 --> 01:15:41,836
if they're big feelings. >> And it
doesn't matter if we win or lose.
882
01:15:41,838 --> 01:15:46,941
I'd like to introduce you to your
new Ms. Neptune, Colleen Mcniff!
883
01:15:46,943 --> 01:15:51,879
[ Audience applauds ] >> ♪ she's
the one everybody wants ♪
884
01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:59,881
♪ will I be the lucky one? ♪ could I
be the only one? ♪ and she's the girl
885
01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:06,594
that's once, once in a
lifetime ♪ ♪ and I found her
886
01:16:06,596 --> 01:16:14,596
♪ now will she be mine? ♪
will she be mine? >> No!
887
01:16:15,705 --> 01:16:19,874
[ Audience gasps ] >> No! >> No!
888
01:16:19,876 --> 01:16:25,146
Why do you win?! I wanted to win!
>> When is it our turn?!
889
01:16:25,148 --> 01:16:27,815
Why?! Why?! >> No! >> Why?!
890
01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:33,187
It should have been us! Why do you
get to decide if I'm pretty?!
891
01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:40,795
>> Sherry, faith. >> [ Roars
] Oh, you better run!
892
01:16:40,797 --> 01:16:48,797
Aaahhhh! [ Both
yelling ] >> why?!
893
01:17:04,754 --> 01:17:07,655
Why are you doing this?!
894
01:17:07,657 --> 01:17:15,657
>> That must have been really bottled up all these years.
>> I had to get that out of my
895
01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:31,412
system. >> [ Sighs ] >> I'm
getting the losers off
896
01:17:31,414 --> 01:17:36,717
stage. Reset to cue 72.
>> We're not losers.
897
01:17:36,719 --> 01:17:44,719
>> We're Kate and Chloe. >> Kate me, Chloe her.
>> Kate and Chloe.
898
01:17:45,928 --> 01:17:53,928
Do you need help with the cleanup?
I could...
899
01:17:56,039 --> 01:17:59,273
>> no! No! Just go! Go! >>
Okay, we're going, we're
900
01:17:59,275 --> 01:18:02,943
going, we're going.
You need to find to Andrew.
901
01:18:02,945 --> 01:18:10,945
[ Birds chirping ] >> Life is good, huh?
>> Oh, it's the best.
902
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:16,724
>> And being a barista really isn't that bad.
>> I don't mind it.
903
01:18:16,726 --> 01:18:21,762
And I love living in the Bronx. >> Me too!
>> ♪ don't you worry, there,
904
01:18:21,764 --> 01:18:26,233
my honey... ♪ >> it feels so
good to leave the past behind.
905
01:18:26,235 --> 01:18:33,808
>> ♪ But we've got our love
to pay the bills ♪ ♪ maybe...
906
01:18:33,810 --> 01:18:38,713
>> And have nothing but the future ahead of us.
>> ♪ maybe I want to do
907
01:18:38,715 --> 01:18:46,715
what bunnies do with you ♪ ♪ if you
know what I mean ♪ oh, let's get rich
908
01:18:48,725 --> 01:18:55,129
and buy our parents homes in the
South of France ♪ ♪ let's get rich
909
01:18:55,131 --> 01:18:59,200
and give everybody nice sweaters and...
♪ >> aren't you glad we never sold
910
01:18:59,202 --> 01:19:03,370
this real estate? This place is our future.
It's our pie in the sky.
911
01:19:03,372 --> 01:19:07,408
>> ♪ ...on a Mountain, making
everybody look like ants
912
01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:11,412
from way up there ♪ >> I think when the
time comes, we're really gonna love it
913
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:17,051
here. >> Together "forevs."
>> ♪ oh, let's get rich
914
01:19:17,053 --> 01:19:23,157
and buy our parents homes in the
South of France ♪ ♪ let's get rich
915
01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:28,963
and give everybody nice sweaters
and teach them how to dance ♪
916
01:19:28,965 --> 01:19:33,300
>> I got to pee. >> Me too.
>> Where?
917
01:19:33,302 --> 01:19:37,905
>> ♪ ...making everybody look
like ants from way up there ♪
918
01:19:37,907 --> 01:19:43,911
>> ♪ I love it
919
01:19:43,913 --> 01:19:44,729
♪ I love it
920
01:19:51,154 --> 01:19:58,859
♪ I got this feeling
921
01:19:58,861 --> 01:20:00,094
on a summer day
922
01:20:00,096 --> 01:20:01,562
when you were gone ♪
923
01:20:01,564 --> 01:20:02,463
♪ I crashed my car
924
01:20:02,465 --> 01:20:03,364
into the bridge ♪
925
01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:04,165
♪ I watched
926
01:20:04,167 --> 01:20:05,366
♪ I let it burn
927
01:20:05,368 --> 01:20:07,234
♪ I threw your shit into a bag
928
01:20:07,236 --> 01:20:09,069
and pushed it down the stairs ♪
929
01:20:09,071 --> 01:20:10,004
♪ I crashed my car
930
01:20:10,006 --> 01:20:11,505
into the bridge ♪
931
01:20:11,507 --> 01:20:14,041
♪ I don't care
932
01:20:14,043 --> 01:20:15,509
♪ I love it
933
01:20:15,511 --> 01:20:17,578
♪ I don't care
934
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:18,546
♪ I love it
935
01:20:18,548 --> 01:20:19,580
♪ I love it
936
01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:21,382
♪ I don't care
937
01:20:21,384 --> 01:20:23,150
♪ I love it
938
01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:27,087
♪ I don't care
939
01:20:27,089 --> 01:20:29,190
♪ you're on a different road
940
01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:31,158
♪ I'm in the milky way
941
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,027
♪ you want me down on earth,
942
01:20:33,029 --> 01:20:34,995
but I am up in space ♪
943
01:20:34,997 --> 01:20:35,996
♪ you're so damn hard
944
01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:36,831
to please ♪
945
01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:38,599
♪ we gotta kill this switch
946
01:20:38,601 --> 01:20:40,501
♪ you're from the '70s,
947
01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:42,369
but I'm a '90's bitch ♪
948
01:20:42,371 --> 01:20:44,972
♪ I love it
949
01:20:44,974 --> 01:20:45,790
♪ I love it
950
01:20:52,915 --> 01:20:59,453
♪ I got this feeling
951
01:20:59,455 --> 01:21:00,988
on a summer day
952
01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:02,456
when you were gone ♪
953
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:03,324
♪ I crashed my car
954
01:21:03,326 --> 01:21:04,124
into the bridge ♪
955
01:21:04,126 --> 01:21:04,925
♪ I watched
956
01:21:04,927 --> 01:21:06,293
♪ I let it burn
957
01:21:06,295 --> 01:21:08,162
♪ I threw your shit into a bag
958
01:21:08,164 --> 01:21:10,164
and pushed it down the stairs ♪
959
01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:11,165
♪ I crashed my car
960
01:21:11,167 --> 01:21:12,633
into the bridge ♪
961
01:21:12,635 --> 01:21:15,069
♪ I don't care
962
01:21:15,071 --> 01:21:16,470
♪ I love it
963
01:21:16,472 --> 01:21:18,606
♪ I don't care
964
01:21:18,608 --> 01:21:19,506
♪ I love it
965
01:21:19,508 --> 01:21:20,441
♪ I love it
966
01:21:20,443 --> 01:21:22,443
♪ you're on a different road
967
01:21:22,445 --> 01:21:24,445
♪ I'm in the milky way
968
01:21:24,447 --> 01:21:26,213
♪ you want me down on earth,
969
01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:28,182
but I am up in space ♪
970
01:21:28,184 --> 01:21:29,250
♪ you're so damn hard
971
01:21:29,252 --> 01:21:30,117
to please ♪
972
01:21:30,119 --> 01:21:31,986
♪ we gotta kill this switch
973
01:21:31,988 --> 01:21:33,954
♪ you're from the '70s,
974
01:21:33,956 --> 01:21:35,489
but I'm a '90's bitch ♪
975
01:21:35,491 --> 01:21:37,558
♪ I don't care
976
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,393
♪ I love it
977
01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,495
♪ I don't care
978
01:21:41,497 --> 01:21:42,296
♪ I love it
979
01:21:42,298 --> 01:21:43,130
♪ I love it
980
01:21:43,132 --> 01:21:44,084
♪ I don't care
981
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:53,974
♪ I love it
982
01:21:53,976 --> 01:21:58,012
>> ♪ sitting up tonight
983
01:21:58,014 --> 01:22:00,080
♪ thinking about the way
984
01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:01,682
she smiled at me ♪
985
01:22:01,684 --> 01:22:03,217
♪ I can't believe
986
01:22:03,219 --> 01:22:06,520
she noticed me ♪
987
01:22:06,522 --> 01:22:11,158
♪ I got to have that girl
988
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:12,393
♪ she makes me want to say
989
01:22:12,395 --> 01:22:13,961
the things
990
01:22:13,963 --> 01:22:17,264
I know she'd never say to me ♪
991
01:22:17,266 --> 01:22:18,432
♪ she's the one
992
01:22:18,434 --> 01:22:22,202
everybody wants ♪
993
01:22:22,204 --> 01:22:25,172
♪ will I be the lucky one?
994
01:22:25,174 --> 01:22:28,676
♪ Could I be the only one?
995
01:22:28,678 --> 01:22:29,977
♪ And she's the girl
996
01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:31,045
that's once,
997
01:22:31,047 --> 01:22:34,515
once in a lifetime ♪
998
01:22:34,517 --> 01:22:36,250
♪ and I found her
999
01:22:36,252 --> 01:22:39,353
♪ now will she be mine?
1000
01:22:39,355 --> 01:22:44,291
♪ Will she be mine?
1001
01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:46,694
>> ♪ Let the beat control you
1002
01:22:46,696 --> 01:22:48,963
♪ let the beat control you
1003
01:22:48,965 --> 01:22:50,698
♪ let the beat control you
1004
01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:52,266
♪ let the beat control you
1005
01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:53,367
♪ all these people
1006
01:22:53,369 --> 01:22:55,035
talkin' 'bout you now ♪
1007
01:22:55,037 --> 01:22:56,570
♪ they don't make no difference,
1008
01:22:56,572 --> 01:22:57,271
no ♪
1009
01:22:57,273 --> 01:22:58,072
♪ we always have
1010
01:22:58,074 --> 01:22:59,173
the rhythm here,
1011
01:22:59,175 --> 01:23:00,040
in our blood
1012
01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:01,041
and in our souls ♪
1013
01:23:01,043 --> 01:23:01,742
♪ so, let the beat
1014
01:23:01,744 --> 01:23:03,243
control you now ♪
1015
01:23:03,245 --> 01:23:04,144
♪ there's nothing here
1016
01:23:04,146 --> 01:23:05,312
to care about ♪
1017
01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,213
♪ just you and me
1018
01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:07,314
♪ let's break it down
1019
01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:08,182
♪ so, follow me
1020
01:23:08,184 --> 01:23:09,116
♪ I'll show you how
1021
01:23:09,118 --> 01:23:09,984
♪ all these people
1022
01:23:09,986 --> 01:23:11,452
talkin' 'bout you now ♪
1023
01:23:11,454 --> 01:23:13,220
♪ they don't make no difference,
1024
01:23:13,222 --> 01:23:13,654
no ♪
1025
01:23:13,656 --> 01:23:14,455
♪ we always have
1026
01:23:14,457 --> 01:23:15,656
the rhythm here,
1027
01:23:15,658 --> 01:23:16,523
in our blood
1028
01:23:16,525 --> 01:23:17,758
and in our souls ♪
1029
01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:18,659
♪ so, let the beat
1030
01:23:18,661 --> 01:23:19,693
control you now ♪
1031
01:23:19,695 --> 01:23:20,661
♪ there's nothing here
1032
01:23:20,663 --> 01:23:21,996
to care about ♪
1033
01:23:21,998 --> 01:23:22,696
♪ just you and me
1034
01:23:22,698 --> 01:23:24,131
♪ let's break it down
1035
01:23:24,133 --> 01:23:24,999
♪ so, follow me
1036
01:23:25,001 --> 01:23:26,133
♪ I'll show you how
1037
01:23:26,135 --> 01:23:28,268
>> ♪ the beat! The beat!
1038
01:23:28,270 --> 01:23:30,304
♪ The beat! The beat!
1039
01:23:30,306 --> 01:23:32,306
♪ The beat! The beat!
1040
01:23:32,308 --> 01:23:33,774
♪ The beat! The beat!
1041
01:23:33,776 --> 01:23:34,742
>> ♪ Let the beat
1042
01:23:34,744 --> 01:23:36,043
control your body ♪
1043
01:23:36,045 --> 01:23:37,044
♪ you and me
1044
01:23:37,046 --> 01:23:38,212
♪ there's no one watching
1045
01:23:38,214 --> 01:23:38,712
♪ come on,
1046
01:23:38,714 --> 01:23:40,314
we can rock this party
1047
01:23:40,316 --> 01:23:42,383
all night long, believe me ♪
1048
01:23:42,385 --> 01:23:43,283
♪ let the beat
1049
01:23:43,285 --> 01:23:44,385
control your body ♪
1050
01:23:44,387 --> 01:23:45,252
♪ you and me
1051
01:23:45,254 --> 01:23:46,453
♪ there's no one watching
1052
01:23:46,455 --> 01:23:47,187
♪ come on,
1053
01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:48,489
we can rock this party
1054
01:23:48,491 --> 01:23:51,258
all night long, believe me ♪
1055
01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:52,092
♪ there is nothing
1056
01:23:52,094 --> 01:23:53,394
stopping you ♪
1057
01:23:53,396 --> 01:23:55,295
♪ there is nothing stopping me
1058
01:23:55,297 --> 01:23:56,296
♪ so, let the beat
1059
01:23:56,298 --> 01:23:59,366
control your body, baby ♪
1060
01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:00,334
♪ there is nothing
1061
01:24:00,336 --> 01:24:01,502
stopping you ♪
1062
01:24:01,504 --> 01:24:03,537
♪ there is nothing stopping me
1063
01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:04,505
♪ so, let the beat
1064
01:24:04,507 --> 01:24:07,508
control your body, baby ♪
1065
01:24:07,510 --> 01:24:08,342
♪ all these people
1066
01:24:08,344 --> 01:24:09,810
talkin' 'bout you now ♪
1067
01:24:09,812 --> 01:24:11,378
♪ they don't make no difference,
1068
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:12,212
no ♪
1069
01:24:12,214 --> 01:24:12,813
♪ we always have
1070
01:24:12,815 --> 01:24:14,114
the rhythm here,
1071
01:24:14,116 --> 01:24:15,082
in our blood
1072
01:24:15,084 --> 01:24:16,183
and in our souls ♪
1073
01:24:16,185 --> 01:24:17,251
♪ so, let the beat
1074
01:24:17,253 --> 01:24:18,352
control you now ♪
1075
01:24:18,354 --> 01:24:19,253
♪ there's nothing here
1076
01:24:19,255 --> 01:24:20,354
to care about ♪
1077
01:24:20,356 --> 01:24:21,255
♪ just you and me
1078
01:24:21,257 --> 01:24:22,456
♪ let's break it down
1079
01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:23,323
♪ so, follow me
1080
01:24:23,325 --> 01:24:24,458
♪ I'll show you how
1081
01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:26,827
♪ all the people
1082
01:24:26,829 --> 01:24:29,730
gather 'round now ♪
1083
01:24:29,732 --> 01:24:32,766
>> ♪ the beat! The beat!
1084
01:24:32,768 --> 01:24:35,636
>> ♪ All the people
1085
01:24:35,638 --> 01:24:38,305
break it down now ♪
1086
01:24:38,307 --> 01:24:41,375
>> ♪ the beat! The beat!
1087
01:24:41,377 --> 01:24:42,309
>> ♪ There is nothing
1088
01:24:42,311 --> 01:24:43,477
stopping you ♪
1089
01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:45,345
♪ there is nothing stopping me
1090
01:24:45,347 --> 01:24:46,246
♪ so, let the beat
1091
01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:49,616
control your body, baby ♪
1092
01:24:49,618 --> 01:24:50,517
♪ there is nothing
1093
01:24:50,519 --> 01:24:51,752
stopping you ♪
1094
01:24:51,754 --> 01:24:53,687
♪ there is nothing stopping me
1095
01:24:53,689 --> 01:24:54,555
♪ so, let the beat
1096
01:24:54,557 --> 01:24:57,858
control your body, baby ♪
1097
01:24:57,860 --> 01:25:00,427
♪ all the people,
1098
01:25:00,429 --> 01:25:02,162
gather 'round now ♪
1099
01:25:02,164 --> 01:25:02,796
♪ so, let the beat
1100
01:25:02,798 --> 01:25:06,366
control your body, baby ♪
1101
01:25:06,368 --> 01:25:08,135
>> ♪ the beat! The beat!
1102
01:25:08,137 --> 01:25:09,136
♪ The beat! The beat!
1102
01:25:10,305 --> 01:25:16,735
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