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All right.

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- All right, I'm Clif Prowse.
- And I'm Derek Lee,

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and tomorrow we're going on a
year-long trip around the world!

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This is the trip that I've been
waiting to do my entire life.

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<i>Clif and I, six continents,
over 30 countries.</i>

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<i>We're gonna see the Eiffel Tower,</i>

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<i>the pyramids, the Great Wall.</i>

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It's gonna be epic.

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<i>My parents stalled me traveling
when I was really, really young,</i>

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<i>and up until the day
that I graduated,</i>

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<i>I pretty much spent every
spare moment on the road.</i>

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And then, I don't know,

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I got what I thought was a
great opportunity in I.T.

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<i>Next thing I know,
five years have gone by</i>

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with me sitting behind a desk,
and I'm thinking to myself,

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"What the hell did I
just do with my life?"

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Hey, buddy. Are you okay?

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<i>Hello. My name is Clif Prowse.</i>

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I am a filmmaker and documentarian.

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I have known the
aforementioned Derek Lee

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since we were both, uh,
pimple-faced teenagers,

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<i>and I basically forced him to be
in every single one of my movies.</i>

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Am I nervous? Hell, yes.

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Okay? I don't like planes.
I don't like heights.

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I don't like the Ebola virus.
I don't even like spicy food.

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But this is gonna make for
some spectacular footage.

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<i>We are going to film
the entire thing.</i>

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<i>We are going to post it online</i>

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<i>as the world's greatest
video travel blog ever.</i>

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<i>We're calling it
"Ends of the Earth."</i>

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And we wanted this to be as
interactive as possible.

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So you guys post suggestions,
anything you want us to do.

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The craziest shit. I don't care.

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You want us to go eat live
crickets in Cambodia,

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we will do that.

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Derek will do that, and I
will film him doing that.

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- Whoa!
- Everybody. Everybody.

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This is a very important
Chinese tradition.

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Jade is to ward off evil spirits. It
can never be bought for yourself.

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It must be given by
another. So, Clif...

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Going away for an entire year,

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I am going to need someone
to watch my back.

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<i>I need someone who has seen
me puke my brains out.</i>

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<i>I need someone who's seen
me at my absolute worst.</i>

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<i>I need someone who would
take a bullet for me.</i>

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That's Clif.

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I am so envious that you
guys are about to take off

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on this awesome trip
around the world.

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Most of us experiment in college.

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You guys take until now,
but we're thrilled.

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We're thrilled you guys are
finally taking this leap.

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To Clif and Derek.

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I think that Derek's decision to
go on this trip is courageous,

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but there are some people
who think it's a mistake.

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<i>- Hey, man, how's it going?</i>
- Good.

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Uh, we're leaving,
uh, soon. Very soon.

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<i>What does, uh... What does
Mom think? You talk to her?</i>

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- Yeah, I...
<i>- She's starting to get a bit concerned</i>

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<i>because if something goes wrong on
the road, it's really hard to...</i>

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Look, if anything does happen,

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there's only really, like,
a 4 percent chance of any...

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<i>A 4 percent chance</i>

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<i>in some shit-box town
on a long-distance bus</i>

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<i>is a hell of a lot different
than falling on the floor</i>

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<i>in your kitchen, where your
roommates will pick you up,</i>

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<i>call the hospital and say,
"He's somebody who has AVM."</i>

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<i>A few months ago, I started
getting really bad headaches.</i>

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Um, I went to the doctors.
They took an MRI.

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<i>And they told me I have something
called an arteriovenous malformation,</i>

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<i>Or AVM,</i>

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<i>which is basically like a tangle
of screwed-up blood vessels</i>

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<i>in my brain which if it ruptures,</i>

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<i>can cripple or kill me.</i>

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Look, Derek, I'm not gonna tell
you not to go on your trip,

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but if you develop severe
headaches, weakness in your limbs,

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loss of the ability to write,

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it could be a sign that
your AVM has ruptured,

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and it's really important that you
seek medical attention right away.

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I have to go, dude, so it's, uh...

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She's not gonna understand,

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and she's never gonna understand.

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And she's my mom, so
she's not supposed to.

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- I get that. That's cool.
<i>- Whatever, dude.</i>

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<i>I don't think you have to...</i>

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<i>Yeah. Whatever. Okay.</i>

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<i>Given everything he's dealing with,</i>

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I think it's pretty incredible
that Derek is going on this trip.

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Um, he is a normal guy who
got dealt a shitty hand,

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and in spite of that, he's
not letting it stop him

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<i>from doing the things
that he loves.</i>

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I'm going on this trip because
I wanna be there for Derek,

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<i>and I'm documenting it</i>

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<i>because I want to share his
story with everyone back home.</i>

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<i>I don't know how much time I have,</i>

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<i>and I don't wanna regret anything.</i>

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I don't wanna look back on my life

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and wish I had done
something bigger or better.

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<i>I just wanna travel.</i>

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<i>And if I'm gonna see the world,</i>

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I kind of have to go right now.

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<i>Okay, here we go.</i>

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Clif has entrusted me
with the B cam here

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to get some establishing shots.

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That's really lame,

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so instead, you guys get to
see what crazy looks like.

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- Hello.
- Hello, people.

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- My God.
- Come. Come see my studio.

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What are you doing
with all this gear?

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- Are you ins...? Oh, man.
- This is where the magic begins

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that is "Ends of the Earth..."
That will be "Ends of the Earth."

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That's a lot of gear, dude.
What exactly is this?

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That is a strap-on.

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- A what? Ha, ha.
- Strap-on.

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Basically, I put that on,

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this thing clicks in, I can
put the camera right here,

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which means I can shoot
multicameras at the same time.

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One man, multicamera shoot.

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Up to three cameras, in fact.

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- It is, in fact, amazing.
- Ha-ha-ha.

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Um...

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This is gonna be
awesome, by the way.

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- What up?
- All right, we are here

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in beautiful Barcelona, Spain, in front
of the Christopher Columbus statue,

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about to start our year-long
trip around the world.

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Derek, can you explain to us,
why are we starting here?

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You mean other than that?

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Easy. Rock stars.

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<i>Edo Van Breemen and Zach
Gray are two friends of ours</i>

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<i>who are here on tour with
their band, Unalaska.</i>

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<i>We're gonna hang out with
them here in Barcelona</i>

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<i>before joining them in Paris
for their final show.</i>

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Oh, there he is.

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- How's it going?
- Voyeurism, monsieur.

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- I can't believe I'm seeing you here.
- Hey.

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Has he been doing this for however
long you guys have been here?

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Did you guys check in or not?

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Yeah. No, this is the camera gear.

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Heh. You're kidding. Ha-ha-ha.

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- Okay. Guys.
- Oh, no.

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We're here. Check it out.

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- The GoCar.
- The GoCar.

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So I have to say, we're already
having a hard enough time

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because we're naturally less
cool than all Europeans,

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and now this.

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It'll provide for some bonding time

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- between the two of you, I suppose?
- Yes.

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- Everyone...
- Wait. Why am I in this thing?

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Why are you guys not excited?

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- It's cool.
- What the hell...?

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You're gonna pick up
a lot of girls today

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riding this thing around town,
especially at the beach.

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Fine. No one else gets
it, but I get it.

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And we're gonna have a
damn good time today.

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I don't really care
what these guys say.

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All right. B camera right here.

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Two cameras, baby. Two cameras.

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<i>This is the best city in the world.</i>

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The only two factors that determine
how good a time you have

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in a new city are the
weather and the people.

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<i>And I don't think we
could ask for much more.</i>

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We've had an amazing two days.
The footage is phenomenal.

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<i>Probably the coolest thing is just
seeing Derek looking so happy</i>

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<i>for the first time in
a really long time.</i>

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<i>A weight has been lifted
off his shoulders,</i>

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<i>and I can't wait for the
next couple of days,</i>

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<i>because things are gonna
get even crazier.</i>

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Whoo!

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Holy shit. Holy shit!

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It was way more scary than
I thought it was gonna be.

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Oh, my God.

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Group hug. Group hug.

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Oh, I love this. Feel the love.

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Okay, Derek. If we can find you

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a suitably drunk French girl
with low enough standards,

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do you think you can take her home?

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Let's take a quick poll.

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I think that he's gonna
succeed in, uh...

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In getting her where
he wants to get her,

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but I think that she's gonna
have a horrible time.

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With that Canadian vibe, he's
not going anywhere tonight.

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Actually, with you guys at my
wing, I'm pretty much screwed.

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I'll be impressed if he just
talks to a girl tonight.

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Clif will be filming.

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That'll add a certain
amount of pressure.

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- We have to get this on film.
- No, I'm on your side.

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- This is important.
- Can we not...?

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Let's not encourage this,
okay? You gotta...

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You gotta not be filming
the whole night.

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Actually, I have something for you.

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It's condoms.

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I think this is the lucky one.

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Actually, I'll give you all of them.
They're all lucky ones.

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Oh, this is very optimistic
of you. Ha-ha-ha.

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They're French condoms, so they're
probably the best in the world.

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We're Unalaska.

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We're gonna play
some songs for you.

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<i>I'm the brother
That you never meet</i>

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<i>I'm an anchor
When you swim in the sea</i>

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<i>Oh, a life sentence
Like a battery beast</i>

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<i>And I only see the light
When you smile with teeth</i>

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No luck?

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No luck?

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Have you been telling them
obnoxious travel stories?

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- Yep.
- You need to lead with

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"I have a brain aneurysm."

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Okay, that might be a little
bit too close to home.

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Dude, there are tons
of cute girls in there.

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We are gonna go find
you one right now.

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Too hot for Derek?
Possibly. I don't know.

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Derek, I got one! Derek!

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Aw.

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Hell has frozen over.

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Derek Lee has found a lady.

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Hi.

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Hi. I'm... I'm Clif.

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Buddy, hey, back off
with the... Buddy.

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<i>I'm the skeleton in your body</i>

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<i>You will never get a glimpse of me</i>

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Attaboy, Derek.
I knew you could do it.

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And now I'm filming
my friend making out.

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Good stuff.

223
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So I'm supposed to act
natural while you're...

224
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Act natural. Just talk to Clif.

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We are leaving, so...

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- Oh, yeah, okay.
- If you wanna come party with us,

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- call this, my number.
- Holy rock star moment.

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We're trying to figure out what
we're doing with our hotel tonight

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because our friend went back
there with a girl, so...

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Okay, that's fine. So you don't
sleep and, like, party all night.

231
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,704
I have to say congratulations
for him doing it with a girl

232
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,831
because I always congratulate
my friends for that.

233
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,541
- We don't know...
- It's hard to do.

234
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,584
We don't know if he's
actually doing it.

235
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,254
- There's one way to confirm.
- We could find out.

236
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,006
There's only one way to... Exactly.

237
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:22,884
What you're suggesting is the, uh...
The Turkish cock block.

238
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,595
I believe that that
is what it's called.

239
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,431
I think we should
elaborate on that point.

240
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,975
The Turkish cock block is not
in the spirit of friendship.

241
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,727
But it is something
that friends do.

242
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,603
- And it is hilarious.
- It's hilarious.

243
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,106
I think we really need to
do it. Edo, confirmation?

244
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,400
Operation Cock Block is a go.

245
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,825
This is... This is hands
down the shittiest thing

246
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:50,412
I've ever done to a friend,
but we're gonna do it,

247
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,290
because it's in the
spirit of Paris.

248
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,119
- In the spirit of Paris. I like that.
- Yeah.

249
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,048
Can I just say, because
we're filming this,

250
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:04,009
that I am against this
completely because it's mean?

251
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,511
Yeah, well, you can go
sleep in the lobby.

252
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,556
- We're not.
- I'm independent.

253
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,768
One, two, three.

254
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,103
Cock block!

255
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,817
- Holy shit.
- Derek?

256
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,027
- Fuck me.
- Derek?

257
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,695
- Derek, Derek.
- Hey, man.

258
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,905
Derek? Derek?

259
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,490
- Dude...?
- Call an ambulance.

260
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,408
- Call an ambulance!
- What happened here?

261
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,369
Call an ambulance!

262
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,995
Derek, wake up.

263
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,081
Wake up!

264
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,208
- Derek, are you okay?
- You're bleeding, man.

265
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,127
Shit, it's on his head.

266
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,805
What the hell happened, man?

267
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,807
What did Audrey do to you?

268
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,431
I don't know. I don't remember.

269
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,146
Is she running around the
city naked right now?

270
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,856
I mean, she left all her clothes.

271
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,566
Look, I just said I
don't remember, man.

272
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,527
Like, she comes in, she...

273
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,071
She hits me in the head,
everything goes hazy,

274
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:09,526
and the next thing I know,
you guys are rushing in, so...

275
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:14,287
We shouldn't be taking you
to the hospital, right,

276
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,240
like, given your condition?

277
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,461
No, I don't think so.

278
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,006
- You're sure?
- Yes, I am sure.

279
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:29,963
Like, look, this looks way
worse than it is, all right?

280
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,923
I just wanna keep going.

281
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,519
Are you groggy? Are you okay?

282
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,017
- I'm okay.
- All right.

283
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,232
- We gotta go.
- This is it.

284
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,401
- All right.
- See you.

285
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,354
Take care, dude.

286
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,489
- Take care of this guy.
- Yeah.

287
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,575
- See you, man.
- Take care of your wife.

288
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,369
All right, bye.

289
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,904
Okay.

290
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,608
I guess that'll be your place. Heh.

291
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,251
What the hell, man?
You're still asleep?

292
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,525
Get up. Come on, man. Get up.

293
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,979
This is ridiculous. You've
been asleep forever.

294
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,280
Come on, seriously, man. Come on.

295
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,074
Come on, come on, come on.

296
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:18,576
- How long have I been out?
- A while. Way too long.

297
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,039
- Come on. Come on, come on.
- Okay. Okay.

298
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,084
Let's go. Contacts, clothing.

299
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,418
Emerging into the outer world

300
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,420
where you can interact
with other humans beings.

301
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,170
Why are you...? Why are you so...?
Why are you so annoying?

302
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,551
Because we're supposed to
be on this trip together.

303
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,219
- What the hell?
- Yes. I am here.

304
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,975
- Guess I'm hungry. Sorry.
- Yes.

305
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,018
Well, I know exactly
the place we can go.

306
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,687
Good.

307
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,606
Yeah. Two, please.

308
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,314
This place is amazing,
man. Look at this place.

309
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,823
Little sleepy boy here has
been sleeping the days away

310
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:58,619
and missing this
Mediterranean paradise.

311
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,284
Seriously, look at that.

312
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,499
I'm starving. What are you having?

313
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,748
Um, pesto.

314
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,547
All right, look at that.

315
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,842
Oh, jeez. Thank you.

316
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:17,172
- Looks amazing.
- Look at that.

317
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,598
This food looks so
good, man. This...

318
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,559
Aw. Heh. I am...

319
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,105
Are you even listening
to me right now?

320
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,691
Oh, Jesus Chri...

321
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,401
Derek.

322
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:37,358
Derek. What the hell?

323
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,944
Derek, wait.

324
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,378
Hey.

325
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,836
Hey, man, how are you feeling?

326
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,593
Better.

327
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,720
Look, I just think

328
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:02,766
that with everything that's
been going on with you,

329
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,143
that we should go talk
to somebody about this.

330
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,097
Clif, I'm not going
to the hospital.

331
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:13,231
Okay, it's probably just
food poisoning, so...

332
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,403
What are you talking about?

333
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,489
What are you doing, man?
You got hit in the head.

334
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,449
This isn't something to
fuck around with, man.

335
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,947
Clif.

336
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,035
If I go,

337
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,375
okay, and they find something,

338
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,377
they might not let me leave, okay?

339
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,878
And I don't wanna spend
another second in a hospital.

340
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,172
I feel fine.

341
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:42,640
So, like, we're not
stopping the trip.

342
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,065
Are we doing this or not?

343
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,483
Yes, I'm rolling, okay?

344
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,110
- Go.
- Okay, uh...

345
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:59,197
Clif has arranged a tour with
a local vintner named Bartolo

346
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,325
here at his... At his, uh, cantina.

347
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,411
It's Cheo Wines.

348
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,246
Let's go.

349
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,123
- Hello.
- Oh, good morning.

350
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,874
- Hi. I'm Derek.
- Oh, nice to meet you.

351
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,544
- My name is Bartolo.
- Bartolo.

352
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,255
This is our cellar.

353
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,465
We have the largest cellar in town.

354
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,259
- Really?
- This doesn't mean so much,

355
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,511
because in Vernazza
the cellars are very tiny.

356
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,138
Everybody has his own cellar.

357
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,806
So how do you feel

358
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:28,309
about, um, showing us the
vineyard, the vines, the...?

359
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,103
Going up on the mountain?

360
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:33,103
Okay, is not so far. Is very easy.

361
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,694
You missed this cute pig.
What are you...?

362
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,120
This is Judita, my pig.

363
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,955
Judita.

364
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,207
He's very cute.

365
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:55,128
In this area, the main
production is white grapes.

366
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:59,174
There is a little bit crazy because
this environment, to me...

367
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,967
Clif. We gotta go down.

368
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,094
- We gotta go down the mountain now.
- Shit.

369
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,304
Clif! I have to go down

370
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,598
- the mountain now.
- What's wrong with your skin?

371
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,099
- Go in <i>casa.</i>
- Just go.

372
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,269
Derek, just go. Go! Go!

373
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,347
Shit.

374
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,692
Derek! What do...? What do
you need? What do you need?

375
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:22,110
- Water! Water!
- Okay, okay, okay.

376
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,284
What the hell is going on?

377
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,869
Here it is! Here it is!

378
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,328
Are you okay?

379
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,709
- Aah!
- Are you okay?

380
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,052
- What...?
- I don't know.

381
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,261
I don't know.

382
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,013
Jesus.

383
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,760
Look.

384
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,854
What the fuck is wrong with me?

385
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,853
Jesus.

386
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,284
I need your guys' help.

387
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:12,038
Because seeing what I saw
at the vineyard today,

388
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:17,460
with Derek and his skin, I don't
think I've ever seen anyone

389
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:21,047
in as much pain as
I saw Derek today.

390
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,466
And, you know,

391
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:27,217
I know we talked about doing
this thing for a year,

392
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:30,174
but, like...

393
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:34,644
I need to convince
him to come home,

394
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,272
and he's not gonna listen to me.

395
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,648
He's only gonna lis...

396
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:50,786
I'm... I'm really sorry,
but I'm worried about you.

397
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,498
You're... You're sick.

398
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:58,293
And I don't think you're
being honest with me

399
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,170
or with yourself about this, okay?

400
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,294
You're really sick.

401
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,887
Like...

402
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:13,176
What happened at the
vineyard was...

403
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,145
And you're still not eating.

404
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:19,144
And...

405
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,525
I...

406
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:26,529
I'm your friend, and I
feel responsible for you.

407
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:30,992
And I can't in good conscience just
let you stay here and hurt yourself.

408
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,785
We have to go home,
okay? It's the right...

409
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:36,490
- Agh!
- Jesus Christ.

410
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:41,499
Fuck. Fuck.

411
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,172
Are you okay?

412
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:48,549
- Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
- You just broke the wall.

413
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:51,888
What is this wall made out of?

414
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:53,806
It's like... It just disintegrated.

415
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,850
It's made out of rocks, man.

416
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,019
Are you...? Did you...?
Did it hit you? Are you okay?

417
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:02,565
Yeah, I'm okay, but you
just broke a rock wall.

418
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:06,066
Like, look at... Look at this.

419
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:12,909
It's, like, crumbly and
dry and old and shitty.

420
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,661
- Wait, wait.
- And I need to go

421
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,991
- to anger-management classes.
- Try this one.

422
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,794
What do you mean, "try this one"?

423
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,498
I want you to break this
like you did the last one.

424
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,593
That is awesome.

425
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,352
All right, I'm rolling.

426
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:45,021
Just do it, man. Just do it.

427
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,320
Come on, man. You can do it.

428
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,777
Holy shit.

429
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,203
Oh, my God.

430
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:03,126
You just... Are you okay?

431
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,500
- I will be.
- Oh, my...

432
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,423
Oh, shit.

433
00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:11,342
- All right, I'm rolling.
- Uh, strength test.

434
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,219
- One, two...
- Go at three.

435
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,804
Three.

436
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,892
- Go, go, go.
- Oh, shit.

437
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:26,020
Holy crap.

438
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:31,818
Holy cow.

439
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:35,324
What is it like to be a superhero?

440
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:40,455
Oh, my God. Let's go, like,
fight some bad guys. Heh.

441
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:43,416
I don't know if you guys
saw that or not back home,

442
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,418
but that was absolutely
unbelievable.

443
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,170
I hope I got it on tape.

444
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:50,796
I think I just broke
the sound barrier.

445
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,467
What's it like?

446
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:55,547
You just... You just
lifted a car. Come on.

447
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,717
I don't know. I don't
know what's going on.

448
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,731
All right. Are you ready?

449
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:10,152
- Just go.
- All right, here we go.

450
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:18,361
Okay. I'm at 20.

451
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,493
I'm at 40.

452
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:37,004
I am at 60 kilometers an hour!

453
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,316
Whoa!

454
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,861
Holy shit!

455
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:03,412
You were going 60K, which
is like 4O miles an hour.

456
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:06,124
- How do you explain that?
- I don't know.

457
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:09,961
Is there any way this could
be related to your AVM?

458
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:14,549
- Derek, are you okay?
- Oh, my contact.

459
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,342
Fuck.

460
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,010
- What is it?
- I don't know, man.

461
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,971
Can you just...? Can you
just turn that off?

462
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,639
- Just turn off the camera.
- What?

463
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,057
Our, just... Clif...

464
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,601
Look, I don't wanna be a dick,
but turn off your camera.

465
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,436
There's something
wrong with my... Ugh.

466
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,355
Are you okay?

467
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:37,446
What the fuck?

468
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:38,698
Fuck.

469
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:41,409
What are you doing?
Dude... Dude, don't.

470
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,828
- Stop pulling.
- Clif... Clif...

471
00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,455
- Derek.
- Did I just pull out my eye?

472
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,749
- What the...?
- Did I just pull out my eye?

473
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,794
Oh, my God, your eye.

474
00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,630
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- What are you...?

475
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:57,592
I don't know. I don't know.
I just saw it for a second. I mean...

476
00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,592
- Oh, the other one.
- Derek.

477
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,387
Oh, my God, are you okay?

478
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,896
Holy shit.

479
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:20,157
Jesus Christ.

480
00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:26,659
What the hell is wrong with you?

481
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,352
Shit.

482
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,777
<i>He's ignoring my mom's e-mails.
He's ignoring my e-mails.</i>

483
00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,570
- What do I do?
<i>- You're the only person...</i>

484
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,406
If he's not listening to anybody,
what the hell am I supposed to do?

485
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,575
<i>Yeah, but you're the only
guy who's physically able</i>

486
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,036
<i>at this point to do
anything about this.</i>

487
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:08,621
<i>You know how it is.
He's freaked out.</i>

488
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:12,375
<i>He does not know what's going on.
You need to be the one who gets him</i>

489
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,210
<i>to somebody who can
take a good look at him</i>

490
00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:16,545
<i>and understand what
this is all about.</i>

491
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:19,340
<i>Because I certainly
can't do it from here.</i>

492
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:23,136
I'm just worried if we don't
get him somewhere soon, um,

493
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:26,757
it's gonna be beyond the point
where I can do anything about it.

494
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,059
Derek?

495
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:33,389
Look, man, I... We need to talk.

496
00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:36,565
Derek?

497
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,401
- Aah!
- Jesus!

498
00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:40,736
- What the hell? That's not funny.
- Ha-ha-ha.

499
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:45,659
- Yes, it was.
- You need to go to a hospital.

500
00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:48,995
- No.
- What do you mean, no?

501
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:51,289
I mean no. I feel fine.

502
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,374
You are not fine.
You are clearly not fine.

503
00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,710
What do you need me to do?

504
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,788
You want me to prove it?

505
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,632
- Are you rolling?
- I hit the record button.

506
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,302
- Okay.
- What the hell are we doing here?

507
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:07,388
Okay, I'm super strong. Right?

508
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,717
And super fast.

509
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:15,605
- Jump test number one.
- What are you talking about?

510
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,441
Holy shit.

511
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:27,067
- Derek, please just come down.
- Whoo!

512
00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,701
I told you I was okay.

513
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:31,287
That's great, but you're
being ridiculous, okay?

514
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:34,162
Can you just please
come down from there?

515
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,919
You're such a baby.

516
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,508
- Okay, look, I'm fine, all right?
- You're not fine, okay?

517
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,594
- Let's just go home.
- No, we're not going home.

518
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,180
We're not going anywhere.
We're staying right here.

519
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,599
Let's test. Come on, let's test.

520
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,428
- Shit.
- Ugh.

521
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:56,889
Derek, what are you doing?

522
00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,647
Derek, you're freaking
me out right now.

523
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:03,194
Just stop. Okay?
Come down from there.

524
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,908
Okay, Clif, here it is.

525
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:14,580
If I make this next jump, that
proves that I am not sick.

526
00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,082
What?

527
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,667
No, this isn't gonna
prove anything.

528
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:20,544
- Aah!
- Oh...

529
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:24,215
Oh, my God. Derek?

530
00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:28,552
Proved it. Okay?

531
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:33,015
- Ugh.
- Oh, shit.

532
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:34,843
Are you okay?

533
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,819
Okay. Okay.

534
00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:46,772
Hospital.

535
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,241
Okay, we're here in
downtown La Spezia.

536
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:54,203
It's about 20 minutes from Vernazza.
It's the closest place with a hospital.

537
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:56,247
Derek, you okay?

538
00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:00,042
Okay, well, maybe the doctors
can finally figure out

539
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,585
what the hell's going on. Oh, shit!

540
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:04,755
Jesus.

541
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:08,968
Whoa!

542
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:10,386
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

543
00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:12,096
Don't touch my...

544
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,264
Holy shit.

545
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,143
Oh, my God.

546
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:23,608
Derek, what the...?

547
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:30,698
Oh, shit. Holy shit.

548
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:33,322
It's okay. It's okay.

549
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:36,454
Okay, he's still breathing.
He's still breathing.

550
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,157
Let's get out of here.

551
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:44,628
I don't know what I was
thinking. I just, uh...

552
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:48,507
I uploaded the footage, um,

553
00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:50,676
and Mike posted this.

554
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,978
Shit.

555
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,814
Derek?

556
00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,037
Derek, I need you to explain to me

557
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:21,538
exactly what happened on
the way to the hospital.

558
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:27,463
Did you lick blood off your hand?

559
00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:29,758
Oh, my God.

560
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,554
Okay, so, um...

561
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,304
What are we saying about this?

562
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:46,148
Look, I won't post it,

563
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:51,362
but if this is what we think it is,
then we have to document it.

564
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,065
Right?

565
00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:03,499
It says here that, uh, you should
have the ability to turn into mist,

566
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,001
sometimes maybe even a bat,

567
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:08,337
you have command
over certain vermin,

568
00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:10,339
such as rats and wolves,

569
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:13,425
and you are unable to enter
into someone's homestead

570
00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:16,637
unless specifically
invited, which is...

571
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:20,342
- That's a weird one.
- It's fucking useless. Heh.

572
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,644
I'm just trying to harness
the power of the Internet

573
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:26,439
to help you with your
vampire problem.

574
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:32,320
How do you think this happened?

575
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:36,817
Oh, my God.

576
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,835
Audrey.

577
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,421
It's gotta be, right?

578
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:55,127
What are we gonna tell
people about this?

579
00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,514
I don't know.

580
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:04,518
I mean, we're going to have to
tell them something, right?

581
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,395
Clif...

582
00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:08,522
Blood.

583
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:11,101
Where are we gonna get the blood?

584
00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:27,833
Cow's blood?

585
00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:30,662
Yeah, I just...
I went to the butcher.

586
00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:38,753
Okay.

587
00:35:58,114 --> 00:35:59,736
Shit.

588
00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:11,119
Fuck.

589
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,876
That smelled awful.

590
00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:17,630
Um...

591
00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:22,423
I think it might need to be fresh.

592
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,479
- What did you get?
- Some sausage, I think.

593
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,272
You know we're going
to hell, right?

594
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:34,976
- Like, this is disgusting.
- Oh, my God.

595
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:40,030
- You eat meat, right?
- What? Yeah, I eat meat.

596
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,491
Do you have a pet cow?

597
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:45,661
People don't sleep with
cows in their beds

598
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,910
and name them and...

599
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,249
These dogs are owned by people.

600
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,043
These are like members
of their family.

601
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,666
So...

602
00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:22,448
Are you serious? That's the cutest
dog I've ever seen in my life.

603
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,447
- That's the one you want?
- Fuck off.

604
00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,535
There's no feral dogs around here.

605
00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,613
They all have owners.

606
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,923
Oh, my God, I can't
believe we're doing this.

607
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:41,425
- Derek, just...
- Shh. Quiet.

608
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,135
Promise me you'll make it as quick

609
00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,679
- and painless as possible, okay?
- Shut up.

610
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:50,468
No, no, no.

611
00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:54,730
Christ.

612
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,271
Derek.

613
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,818
Oh, my God, oh, my God.

614
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,926
Dude, shit.

615
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:37,182
Clif is, um...

616
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,945
Clif isn't dealing well
with what just happened.

617
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:49,701
It has to be human blood.

618
00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:52,162
We've been through everything else.

619
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:58,541
So, uh, yeah, we're gonna have to
do something very, very stupid.

620
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,675
Okay. We're here outside
the hospital in La Spezia.

621
00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:06,760
Derek has gone inside
the blood bank

622
00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:09,346
to see if he can bribe
an orderly or something.

623
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,726
- Did you get it?
- No, no, no, just run! Just run!

624
00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:17,104
What the hell happened?

625
00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:18,897
I didn't get it, okay?

626
00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:21,525
Jesus, I had to show
them my ID, Clif.

627
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,854
They know who I am.

628
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:31,577
What are we gonna do?

629
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,704
Wait. Listen. Listen.

630
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,290
- Listen for what?
- Okay.

631
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:41,461
- What are you doing?
- Oh, yes. Yes.

632
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:44,298
Unh.

633
00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:47,509
Hey!

634
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:54,641
Get in the ambulance, Clif.
We gotta get out of here.

635
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,602
- What are we doing here?
- Oh, shit.

636
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,691
Um...

637
00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:03,775
Worst idea ever, Derek.

638
00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:06,528
Blood. I need blood.
Do you have any blood?

639
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:08,947
I need blood! Do you
have any blood?

640
00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:11,033
She does not speak English, Derek.

641
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:13,785
Clif, it's not working. Help me.

642
00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:16,371
- Clif. Clif, help me.
- You're talking in English, idiot.

643
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,498
You're talking in English.

644
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:26,214
- Goddamn it!
- What are we gonna do?

645
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,008
I don't even know how
to drive this thing.

646
00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:30,719
- I don't know how to drive stick, man.
- Just keep driving.

647
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,638
Where are we going?

648
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,558
Derek. Derek, what are you doing?

649
00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:39,603
- Derek, stop!
- Aah!

650
00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:46,648
Just go.

651
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:50,489
Clif... I almost killed her.

652
00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:52,491
- I know. Just go.
- I almost killed...

653
00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,615
The cops are coming. Go.

654
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,452
Go, go.

655
00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:13,261
- Oh, my... Come on, Derek.
- No, Clif, listen.

656
00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:17,015
Promise me if things get
any worse, you will leave.

657
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:20,265
- Come on, man. We have to go.
- Clif. Promise me.

658
00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:23,356
Okay, I promise. Just come on.

659
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,658
Derek?

660
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,332
Derek, is that you?

661
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,505
Fuck.

662
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,020
Derek?

663
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:05,848
Derek, wha...?

664
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,274
What the f...?

665
00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:14,987
Oh, my God. Derek?
Oh, my God, oh, my God.

666
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:22,741
Derek, just bite on this.

667
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:27,666
Oh, shit. Derek.

668
00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:51,398
Derek has been unconscious
for 11 hours.

669
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:56,070
I can't take him to the hospital,

670
00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:59,285
because the cops are
gonna be waiting for us.

671
00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:03,197
He's mostly unresponsive,

672
00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,829
except...

673
00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:16,048
I think he can smell my blood.

674
00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:29,898
The, uh... The thing is,

675
00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:32,773
it's still Derek.

676
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:37,444
I... I know there's a part of him

677
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:41,369
that's still in there, and...

678
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,993
I'm not gonna leave him.

679
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,122
Derek?

680
00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:06,685
Derek...

681
00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:11,311
Get away from me.

682
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,888
Derek. Derek, I got it.

683
00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:48,052
Derek?

684
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,782
Derek?

685
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,034
Derek!

686
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:10,666
Where the hell are you?

687
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:16,839
Shit.

688
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,563
Derek?

689
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:50,535
Shit. Someone in there?

690
00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:54,080
Derek?

691
00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:12,853
Derek, is that you?

692
00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:26,738
Jesus!

693
00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:31,163
I brought you something.

694
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,833
I know... I know it's not much.

695
00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:37,287
Just... Just take it.

696
00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:39,254
Take it!

697
00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,769
Clif...

698
00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:55,539
I'm sorry.

699
00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:00,350
The, um...

700
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,017
suicide...

701
00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:11,448
was pointless.

702
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:17,997
It didn't solve anything.

703
00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:20,912
<i>Clif,</i>

704
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:24,003
<i>you sacrificed everything for me.</i>

705
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:28,339
<i>And I will never forgive myself</i>

706
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,542
<i>for what I did to you.</i>

707
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:37,474
There has to be a way to fix me.

708
00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:43,230
So I need to find Audrey.

709
00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:48,019
Everything starts with her.

710
00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:51,779
She has to have an answer.

711
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:54,529
A cure, something.

712
00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:01,282
Do you hear me, Audrey?

713
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,127
Why? Why would you do this?

714
00:50:06,045 --> 00:50:08,171
Where...? Why...?

715
00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:10,840
You just can't do this to
somebody and just take off.

716
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,714
Like, wha...?

717
00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:15,300
What the hell's...?

718
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:19,891
I'm coming to Paris,

719
00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:22,977
and I'm gonna find you,

720
00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:26,352
and you are going to fix this.

721
00:50:27,233 --> 00:50:30,937
You're gonna fix this,
or I'm gonna kill you.

722
00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:47,374
Clif is gone.

723
00:50:50,839 --> 00:50:55,294
How that's ever gonna
be okay, I don't know.

724
00:50:57,638 --> 00:51:01,809
But I am going to honor his memory

725
00:51:03,686 --> 00:51:06,062
by keeping the cameras rolling,

726
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:12,191
by documenting this in the
hopes that somehow some good

727
00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:14,855
can come of this.

728
00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:20,073
It's what Clif would have wanted.

729
00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:26,708
We never officially tested this.

730
00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:28,626
Um...

731
00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:31,046
Sun test number one.

732
00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:38,553
Okay, that's good.

733
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:42,387
Okay.

734
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:50,892
Audrey is in Paris.

735
00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:56,234
Which has, like,
a population of like

736
00:51:57,823 --> 00:51:59,946
12 million or something.

737
00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:05,539
I just don't have a plan.

738
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,250
Hello?

739
00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:11,669
Mr. Derek Lee?

740
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:14,422
- Yeah, who is it?
- I'm from Interpol.

741
00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:16,466
Open the door.

742
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,382
Shit.

743
00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:31,856
I'm Inspector Barbiero
with Italian Interpol.

744
00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:34,817
- Is Clifton Prowse here?
- No, he's left.

745
00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:37,195
Mr. Lee, we have
video footage of you

746
00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:39,238
breaking into a hospital.

747
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:42,200
Then you stole an ambulance
and endangered lives.

748
00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:44,243
- My God.
- You have to come with me.

749
00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:45,870
- The Canadian embassy...
- Unh.

750
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:51,584
Oh, shit.

751
00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:55,129
Unh.

752
00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:01,094
- Interpol.
- Oh, shit.

753
00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:29,247
No, no, no, don't shoot!

754
00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:35,920
Stop it! Stop shooting me!
Stop shooting!

755
00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:41,300
Sorry.

756
00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:57,726
Okay. Okay.

757
00:54:22,134 --> 00:54:24,211
I am

758
00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:29,596
somewhere east of Nice.

759
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,649
Good thing is my face
stopped bleeding.

760
00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:45,698
Managed to get out of that place
with, um, just my clothes on my back

761
00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:48,576
and the camera bag.

762
00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:50,703
No wallet, nothing,

763
00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:55,159
which means Interpol has
everything they need.

764
00:54:57,628 --> 00:55:01,799
So I better figure something out,

765
00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:06,963
because I'm starting to get hungry.

766
00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:38,585
So I finally made it to Paris.

767
00:55:39,461 --> 00:55:42,631
And I managed to find
this place as a shelter.

768
00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:46,343
It has water

769
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:52,054
and power and everything
I could possibly need.

770
00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:56,224
Except everyone back
home is freaking out

771
00:55:57,104 --> 00:56:02,777
because Interpol has just
issued warrants for our arrest.

772
00:56:03,151 --> 00:56:06,404
And now I need to find Audrey

773
00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:10,326
before they find me.

774
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,162
Uh, um...

775
00:56:15,163 --> 00:56:18,833
I was going through the footage,
and, um, I was just looking for clues.

776
00:56:18,834 --> 00:56:22,336
I was looking for anything,
just something to help, and...

777
00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:24,881
Shit, you have to check this out.

778
00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:27,967
Okay, here we go.

779
00:56:27,968 --> 00:56:29,176
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

780
00:56:29,177 --> 00:56:30,678
That's it. That's her cell phone.

781
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:33,931
That's Audrey's cell phone.
It's at the hotel.

782
00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,267
I just have to go get it.

783
00:56:36,268 --> 00:56:39,103
Clif, I've never been so
grateful in my entire life

784
00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:40,646
that you shoot everything.

785
00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:43,482
You document everything.

786
00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:49,698
Thanks.

787
00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:59,875
I'm really hoping that Audrey's
stuff is still at the hotel.

788
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:03,499
Okay, fingers crossed.

789
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:10,426
Uh, hi.

790
00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:14,097
Um, do you have, like,
a lost and found?

791
00:57:21,063 --> 00:57:23,140
Okay, okay, okay, thanks.

792
00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,826
Thank you. Thank you very much.

793
00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:37,495
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

794
00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:39,073
Okay.

795
00:57:39,581 --> 00:57:42,667
- Jason?
- Derek?

796
00:57:42,668 --> 00:57:44,543
What are...? What
are you doing here?

797
00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:46,796
- Hey, man.
- You can't be...

798
00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:49,340
Please. I got the cops outside.

799
00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:51,425
You can't be here.
You can't be around me.

800
00:57:51,426 --> 00:57:53,135
Like, it's not safe.

801
00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:54,762
- Gotta come in.
- No, no.

802
00:57:54,763 --> 00:57:56,722
Please, we can sort
this out together.

803
00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:58,391
No, you can't be around me, man.

804
00:57:58,392 --> 00:57:59,976
- It's not safe.
- Please, Derek.

805
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:02,061
- You can't be around me!
- No, please!

806
00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:04,310
- Derek, stop!
- Unh!

807
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,693
Shit.

808
00:58:08,694 --> 00:58:10,486
Jesus.

809
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:13,406
Leave me alone! Leave me alone!

810
00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:18,612
Unh.

811
00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,085
Unh.

812
00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:31,257
Stop! Police!

813
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,801
Oh, shit.

814
00:58:33,802 --> 00:58:35,928
Oh, no, no, hold on, hold on.

815
00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:39,348
I don't have you. Just hang on.
Grab my arm! Grab my arm!

816
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:41,058
Grab my arm! Grab my...!

817
00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:43,136
No!

818
00:58:54,990 --> 00:58:56,365
Unh.

819
00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:03,324
I'm so sorry.

820
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:06,876
It was an accident.

821
00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:10,707
I tried to save him.
I really tried.

822
00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:16,511
I'm not a murderer.

823
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:25,808
Jason.

824
00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:31,185
I just... I just need more time.

825
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:37,612
And then I promise
I will come home.

826
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:50,294
Um...

827
00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:53,047
I am not sure

828
00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:56,172
how much longer I'm gonna
be able to hold out.

829
00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:01,222
But I got her phone.

830
01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:02,598
So this is what's gonna happen.

831
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:05,226
I'm gonna text all the
numbers in this phone

832
01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:08,681
a message to come meet me.

833
01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:14,610
Maybe I'll get lucky.

834
01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:34,713
Call me, you bitch! You
know I have your phone!

835
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:37,091
I've been posting online.
I gave you my fucking e-mail.

836
01:00:37,092 --> 01:00:40,553
You can contact me. I know
you can, so just do it!

837
01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:42,006
Just do it!

838
01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:26,633
I finally got a text.

839
01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:30,345
And if this doesn't work...

840
01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:34,232
I'm so screwed.

841
01:01:46,328 --> 01:01:47,950
Audrey?

842
01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:52,750
I got you.

843
01:02:08,767 --> 01:02:10,469
I got you.

844
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:52,036
Audrey.

845
01:04:02,922 --> 01:04:04,715
Okay.

846
01:04:06,593 --> 01:04:09,303
Okay, welcome to an
"Ends of the Earth"

847
01:04:09,304 --> 01:04:11,013
live-streaming event.

848
01:04:11,014 --> 01:04:16,311
Tonight we have a very special
guest in Maurice Behar.

849
01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:23,442
Now, Maurice here is 56 years old,

850
01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:24,985
living right here in Paris,

851
01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:28,113
and he has a very unusual pastime.

852
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:31,158
Now, what the fuck are you
doing with this, Maurice?

853
01:04:31,159 --> 01:04:33,657
It is covered in blood.

854
01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:37,247
All right, Audrey, here it is.

855
01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:38,999
I have your fucking plaything.

856
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,959
It's been about two weeks,
so I tell you what,

857
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:45,085
I'm gonna stay right here
until either you show up

858
01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:48,088
or I can't hold out any longer.

859
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,803
So where is she, Maurice?

860
01:04:50,804 --> 01:04:54,099
Where's Audrey? I know you
know where she is. Look at...

861
01:05:01,856 --> 01:05:03,603
Jesus.

862
01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:08,529
Fifty years, and you are the
first one she's turned.

863
01:05:08,530 --> 01:05:10,155
What?

864
01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,529
What are you talking about?

865
01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:15,199
I mean, who are you?

866
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:18,581
You have to run now.

867
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:23,294
What?

868
01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:26,498
You have no time.

869
01:05:27,132 --> 01:05:29,258
- She will come.
- Good. Good.

870
01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:30,551
I want her to come.

871
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:36,132
You know what?

872
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,010
Just kill me,

873
01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:42,222
you ungrateful little shit.

874
01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:46,018
I can't believe she
give this to you.

875
01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:01,790
Jesus.

876
01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:11,043
Get off me! Get off me! Unh!

877
01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:32,905
No, no, no!

878
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:39,703
No, no, no!

879
01:10:24,429 --> 01:10:27,599
Wait. Wait.

880
01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:31,306
Please.

881
01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:21,250
Don't come near me or
Maurice ever again.

882
01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:25,215
What?

883
01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:26,463
What are you looking at?

884
01:12:30,638 --> 01:12:33,057
You're not feeding enough.

885
01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:35,517
What the hell's that
supposed to mean?

886
01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:38,270
Please, you have to help me.

887
01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:40,394
Listen to me.

888
01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:44,067
You must eat.

889
01:12:44,068 --> 01:12:47,821
- Your body will not let you starve.
- Are you insane? You want...?

890
01:12:47,822 --> 01:12:50,991
I can't keep killing people.

891
01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:55,117
You have to be able to fix this.
You have to have a cure.

892
01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:59,534
- A cure?
- Yes, a cure.

893
01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:02,795
This isn't a disease.

894
01:13:03,170 --> 01:13:06,131
There is no cure. You must kill.

895
01:13:09,635 --> 01:13:13,089
Fine. I'm gonna kill you. Unh!

896
01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:18,344
You don't get it!

897
01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:20,896
You can't kill me!

898
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:54,130
Do it.

899
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:57,513
Please.

900
01:13:57,808 --> 01:13:59,726
Kill me.

901
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,517
Kill me.

902
01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:45,814
Don't you think I would
have cured myself

903
01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:48,234
if there was such a thing?

904
01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:53,152
Don't you think I would have
ended my life if I could?

905
01:14:54,782 --> 01:14:57,235
You were a mistake.

906
01:14:58,285 --> 01:15:00,783
I will never create another.

907
01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:09,713
I can't... I can't kill
someone every ten days.

908
01:15:09,714 --> 01:15:13,043
- I can't.
- Ten days?

909
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,806
Your eyes are changing already.

910
01:15:19,807 --> 01:15:23,226
You need to be feeding
every four to five days.

911
01:15:23,227 --> 01:15:26,229
No. No.

912
01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:31,067
If you do not choose to feed,
you will become something worse.

913
01:15:31,068 --> 01:15:33,278
You will lose control.
You will kill every day.

914
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:35,780
Every single day.

915
01:15:35,781 --> 01:15:38,154
And you will not stop.

916
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:45,666
No, no, no.

917
01:15:49,837 --> 01:15:54,008
You can't choose not to kill.

918
01:15:54,675 --> 01:15:58,550
But you can choose who you kill.

919
01:15:59,847 --> 01:16:02,095
It makes a difference.

920
01:16:11,317 --> 01:16:13,940
So why did you choose me?

921
01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:16,946
You were dying.

922
01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:20,117
I thought I was being kind.

923
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:55,107
Mom, Dad, Jason.

924
01:16:56,862 --> 01:16:59,906
I know you haven't heard
from me in a while.

925
01:17:01,742 --> 01:17:04,320
I needed time to figure this out.

926
01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:12,878
I hope seeing this helps you
to understand what happened.

927
01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:20,336
I just want you to
know that I love you.

928
01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:25,804
And I am very sorry for everything
that I've put you through.

929
01:17:35,568 --> 01:17:37,395
But look.

930
01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:45,032
If Audrey is right and I can't die,

931
01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:50,665
then what I am and the
things I have to do,

932
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:53,085
you can't be around.

933
01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,747
It's not safe.

934
01:18:00,968 --> 01:18:03,512
<i>I'm not the person you remember.</i>

935
01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:08,721
Hello?

936
01:18:14,982 --> 01:18:18,732
Look, whoever you are,

937
01:18:19,445 --> 01:18:22,740
please, don't hurt me.

938
01:18:25,409 --> 01:18:29,829
What? What? No. Please.

939
01:18:29,830 --> 01:18:32,332
Let me go. I won't tell anyone.

940
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:35,126
Please. Why are you doing this?

941
01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:37,295
Is this your phone?

942
01:18:37,296 --> 01:18:40,798
- Uh...
- Is this your phone?

943
01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:47,344
That's what I thought.

944
01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:51,809
Wait. Wait.

945
01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:53,937
What are you going to do?

946
01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:55,396
I don't know.

947
01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:58,601
But I'm gonna give you the same
chance you gave that little girl.

948
01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:58,001
What are you doing with the camera?

949
01:19:58,002 --> 01:20:00,296
I'm looking for the light.

950
01:20:01,922 --> 01:20:04,799
Just don't put it on the Internet.

951
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,218
So, what are we doing here?

952
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:11,681
We are gonna make your first
night in Italy a memorable one.

953
01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:24,569
Whoo!

954
01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:26,818
Come on, it'll be fun.

955
01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:32,201
- All the lights are off.
- Okay.

956
01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:34,905
Nobody's home. Heh.

957
01:20:35,414 --> 01:20:38,993
- Where's Chiara?
- What?

958
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:47,133
- Where is she?
- What the fuck?

959
01:20:47,134 --> 01:20:49,677
- Chiara!
- Dina, calm down.

960
01:20:49,678 --> 01:20:51,721
- Chiara!
- Dina, we'll find her.

961
01:20:51,722 --> 01:20:53,469
- Aah!
- Din...!

962
01:21:03,817 --> 01:21:06,944
Oh, God. Oh, my God.

963
01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:12,026
Oh, my... Aah!

964
01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:26,089
What the fuck? What the...?
What the fuck is that?

965
01:21:26,090 --> 01:21:28,841
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

966
01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:31,052
What the fuck?

967
01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:32,512
Fuck!

967
01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:39,850
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