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The Perks of Being a Wallflower
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Subtitle By: hossein6
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Dear Friend...
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I am writing to you because
she said you listen and understand...
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...and didn't try to sleep with
that person at that party...
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...even though you could have.
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Please don't try to
figure out who I am...
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...I don't want you to do that.
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I just need to know that
people like you exist.
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Like if you met me,
you wouldn't think I was...
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...the weird kid who spent
time in the hospital.
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And I wouldn't make you nervous.
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I hope it's okay for me to think that.
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You see, I haven't really talked to
anyone outside of my family all summer.
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But tomorrow is my first
day of high school ever...
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...and I need to turn things around.
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So, I have a plan.
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As I enter the school for the first time...
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...I will visualize what it will be like on
the last day of my senior year.
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Unfortunately, I counted, and that's...
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Hop, freshman toads.
Hop! Let's move it, boys!
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...1385 days from now.
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Worked out all summer.
Rock hard.
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You know,
Why don't you guys get a room?
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Just 1385 days.
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In the meantime, I'd hoped that my
sister Candace and her boyfriend Derek...
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...would have let me eat
lunch with their Earth Club.
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Seniors only.
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What are you doing
with that plastic spork?
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I don't want to bring back silverware.
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Derek, you're Earth Club Treasurer.
Come on.
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When my sister said no...
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...I thought maybe my old friend Susan
would want to have lunch with me.
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In middle school, Susan
was very fun to be around, but...
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...now she doesn't like
to say hi to me anymore.
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And then there's Brad Hays.
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Before my brother went to
play football for Penn State...
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...he and Brad played together.
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So, I thought maybe he'd say hi to me.
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But Brad's a senior and I'm me,
so, who am I kidding?
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On the bright side,
one senior decided to...
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...make fun of the teacher
instead of the freshmen.
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He even drew on Mr. Callahan's
legendary goatee with a grease pencil.
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The prick punch is not a toy.
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I learned that back in 'Nam in '68.
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"Callahan," the sergeant said...
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..."you put down that prick
punch, you go kill some gooks."
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And you know what happened?
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That prick punch killed my best friend
in a Saigon whorehouse.
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I heard you were gonna be in my class.
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Are you proud to be a senior having to
take freshman shop, Patty-Cakes?
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Look. My name is Patrick.
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Either you call me Patrick
or you call me nothing.
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Okay, Nothing.
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I felt really bad for Patrick.
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He wasn't saying the impersonation
to be mean or anything.
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He was just trying to make us
freshmen feel better.
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Nothing, why don't you read first?
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Alright. Chapter 1.
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Surviving your fascist shop teacher,
who needs to put kids down to feel big.
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Oh, wow. This is useful guys.
We should read on.
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My last class of the
day is advanced English...
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...and I'm really excited to finally learn
with the smartest kids in the school.
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Nice Trapper Keeper, faggot.
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Believe it or not she's gotten
straight A since kindergarten.
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I'm Mr. Anderson.
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I'm going to be your
teacher for freshman English.
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This semester, we're going to be learning
Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird.
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Genius book.
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Now, who'd like to get out
of the first pop quiz?
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I'm shocked.
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Alright.
Well, you can skip the quiz...
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...if you tell me which author
invented the paperback book.
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Anyone?
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He was British.
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He also invented the serial.
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In fact, at the end of
the third chapter of his first novel...
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...he had a man hanging
from a cliff by his fingernails.
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Hence, the term cliffhanger.
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Anybody?
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- Yeah.
- Shakespeare.
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That's a great guess, but no,
Shakespeare didn't write novels.
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Anybody else?
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The author...
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...is Charles Dickens.
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However, if you and I
had gone to a Shakespeare play...
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...it would have cost us 4 pennies.
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Can you imagine that?
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We would have put those
pennies in a metal box...
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...the ushers would lock in the office.
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And that's where we get the term...
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Cash register.
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I'll give you a free "A" on anything till
the final term paper if you get it right.
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Box office.
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You should learn to participate.
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Why didn't you raise your hand?
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They call you teacher's pet?
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Freak? That kind of things?
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I used to get spaz.
I mean, come on, spaz?
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You know, I heard
you had a tough time last year.
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But they say if you make...
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...one friend on your first day,
you're doing okay.
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Thank you, sir.
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But if my English teacher is
the only friend I make today...
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...that would be sort of depressing.
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Yeah. I could see that.
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Don't worry, Mr. Anderson.
I'm okay.
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Thanks.
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I would happily not take shop...
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Hey, Freshman Toad.
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Well, I have 1384 days to go.
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Just so I say it to someone...
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...high school is even
worse than middle school.
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If my parents ask me about it,
I probably won't tell them the truth...
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...because I don't want them to
worry that I might get bad again.
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If my Aunt Helen were still here,
I could talk to her.
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And I know she would understand
how I am both happy and sad...
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...and I'm still trying to
figure out how that could be.
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I just hope I make a friend soon.
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Love always, Charlie.
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Charlie, come on.
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This chicken paprikash is delicious.
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Thank you, Derek.
It's Charlie's favorite.
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He was a little nervous about
starting high school today...
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...so I made it for him.
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You feel a little silly about
being nervous now, huh, champ?
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Yes, sir. I do
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I told you.
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Just give 'em a smile and be yourself.
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- That's how you...
- "...make friends in the real world."
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You're cruisin' for a bruisin'
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Freshman year is tough, but...
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...you really find yourself.
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Thanks, Derek.
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You know, you could be
a little nicer to Derek.
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I'm sorry. The kid's a pussy.
I can't stand him.
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- I really hope you love the mix tape I made.
- I do.
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- The cover is hand-painted.
- Oh. Wow.
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Hey, Charlie, you want this?
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Are you sure?
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He gives me one every week.
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Hey, Babe.
This next one might be a little sad...
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...but it reminded me of your eyes.
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Did you already do the term paper
on To Kill a Mockingbird?
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Let's go, Devils!
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Come on.
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- Hey, Nothing.
- Hey, Nothing.
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Oh, suck it, virginity pledges!
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Suck it!
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Hey, Patrick.
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Hey! You're in my shop class, right?
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How's your clock coming?
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My dad's building it for me.
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Yeah. Mine looks like a boat.
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You wanna sit over here,
or are you waiting for your friends?
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Oh, no, no, I'll sit.
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Thanks for not calling
me "Nothing" by the way.
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It's an endless nightmare.
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And these assholes,
they actually think they're being original.
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- So, uh... do you like football?
- Love it. Love football.
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Maybe you know my brother, then.
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Hey, Sam.
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Question. Could the bathrooms here
be more disgusting?
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Yes, they call it the men's room.
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So, I finally got hold of Bob.
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Party tonight?
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He's still trying to shag that
waitress from the Olive Garden.
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Oh, he's never tossing that salad.
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Come on!
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Patrick!
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- Yeah.
- Who's this?
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This is...
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- Charlie... Kelmeckis.
- Kelmeckis! No shit!
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- Your sister's dating Pony Tail Derek, isn't she?
- God!
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Is that what they call him?
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Would you leave Pony Tail Derek alone?
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You put the "ass" in "class," Patrick.
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I try, Sam. I try.
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It's nice to meet you, Charlie.
I'm Sam.
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So, Sam, what's the plan?
Are we going to Mary Elizabeth's tonight?
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Nope. She got caught watering down
her parent's brandy with iced tea.
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Let's just go to Kings.
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Alright. We're going to Kings
after the game if you wanna come.
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Do you have a favorite band?
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Well, I think The Smiths are my favorite.
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Are you kidding?
I love The Smiths!
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The best breakup band ever.
What's your favorite song?
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Asleep.
It's from Louder Than Bombs.
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I heard it on Pony
Tail Derek's mix tape.
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Oh, that works on so many levels.
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I can make you guys a copy if you want.
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What about Eide's?
You love Eide's, right?
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Yeah, of course.
They're great.
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Not a band, Charlie.
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It's a record store downtown.
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I think it sounds
so much better on the Vinyl.
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You know, I used to be popular
before Sam got me some good music.
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So, you should be careful.
She'll ruin your life forever.
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That's okay.
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- Hey, Nothing.
- Hey, Nothing.
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Let it go! Jesus!
It's an antique joke!
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It's over!
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So, what are you gonna do
when you get out of this place?
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Well, My Aunt Helen said
I should be a writer, but..
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I don't know what I'd write about.
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- You could write about us.
- Yeah.
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Call it Slut and The Falcon.
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Make us solve crimes.
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You guys seem really happy together.
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How long have you been
boyfriend and girlfriend?
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He's not my boyfriend.
He's my step-brother.
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My mom finally left my worthless dad and
married his nice dad when we moved here.
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But She's not bitter or anything.
Make no mistake.
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Absolutely not.
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Charlie, I'm not a bulimic.
I'm a bulim-ist.
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I'm... I'm sorry.
I don't know what that is.
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She just really believes in bulimia.
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I love bulimia.
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Hey, thanks for paying, Charlie.
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Oh, no problem.
Thank you guys for the ride.
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Maybe I'll see you around in school?
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God, would you turn that down?
You're gonna make us deaf.
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So be it!
It's Rock and roll.
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- Bye, Charlie.
- Bye, Charlie.
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Okay. Bye.
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Your mom says Don't go
to Columbia with Candace.
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- Don't go to Columbia...
- Shut...
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Do you always want to
be a mama's boy, Derek?
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- I am not a mama's boy.
- Yes, you are!
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Because Every single time I go to
your house, every single time...
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Shut up, Candace!
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...and you stand there
like a little beach...
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Charlie, Charlie, just go.
I can handle it.
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Just don't wake up mom and dad.
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Hey, look who's here.
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Welcome home, Aunt Helen!
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Oh. Look at you guys,
dressed so nice.
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Candace...
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...what are you doing?
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Look, I egged him on.
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You saw it.
He's never hit me before.
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And I promise you he'll
never hit me again.
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Like Aunt Helen's boyfriends?
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Charlie, this is Pony Tail Derek.
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I can handle him.
247
00:16:49,658 --> 00:16:51,205
Do you trust me?
248
00:16:54,365 --> 00:16:56,144
Please, don't tell mom and dad.
249
00:17:36,999 --> 00:17:39,505
Oh, my God.
They're playing good music.
250
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:42,234
Holy shit. Holy shit.
They are! They're playing good music.
251
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,329
Living room routine?
252
00:17:43,552 --> 00:17:45,538
Living room routine!
253
00:17:46,057 --> 00:17:46,997
- Yes!
- I'm sorry.
254
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,608
- Excuse us! Excuse me!
- I'm sorry!
255
00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:49,528
- Pardon me.
- Sorry.
256
00:17:50,092 --> 00:17:52,631
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
257
00:19:25,024 --> 00:19:26,077
God, it's freezing.
258
00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:27,877
Ho, but you wore that toasty costume.
259
00:19:27,912 --> 00:19:30,399
It's not like it's cute or original
you'd hope it'd be warm.
260
00:19:30,632 --> 00:19:32,901
Yeah, piss off, Tennessee Tuxedo.
261
00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:34,450
Are you sure it's okay that I come?
262
00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:36,773
Yeah, of course.
Just remember, Charlie...
263
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,061
- Bob's not paranoid.
- "He's sensitive."
264
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,479
Sam...
265
00:19:40,794 --> 00:19:44,642
...that waitress from the Olive Garden,
she was such a tease.
266
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,566
Will you marry me?
267
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:49,440
- Only with Patrick's blessing.
- Patrick?
268
00:19:49,475 --> 00:19:52,709
You're a hopeless stoner who
attends the culinary institute.
269
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,593
So, I'm gonna have to say
"no" on that, but nice try.
270
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:57,160
- Charlie?
- Oh, touché.
271
00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:09,976
So, Charlie... this is a party.
272
00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:20,333
This is what fun looks like.
273
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,205
Are you ready to meet
some desperate women?
274
00:20:24,553 --> 00:20:25,643
Here, have a seat.
275
00:20:26,095 --> 00:20:29,113
Hey, ladies, meet Charlie.
276
00:20:30,811 --> 00:20:32,709
- Hi.
- Meet ladies.
277
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:33,446
Hey.
278
00:20:33,481 --> 00:20:34,741
- Mary Elizabeth.
- Alice.
279
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:35,839
Nice to meet you.
280
00:20:35,874 --> 00:20:37,314
This is Charlie's first party ever.
281
00:20:37,349 --> 00:20:42,325
So, I expect nice, meaningful, heartfelt
blow jobs from both of you.
282
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,542
- Patrick, you're such a dick.
- Where the hell did you go?
283
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,768
The dance was a little boring,
don't you think?
284
00:20:46,803 --> 00:20:48,959
You're so selfish.
We looked everywhere for you.
285
00:20:48,994 --> 00:20:50,148
You could have told someone.
286
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:51,805
Cry me a river.
287
00:20:51,806 --> 00:20:54,759
How is it that you've got meaner
since becoming a Buddhist.
288
00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:56,056
Just lucky I guess.
289
00:20:56,091 --> 00:20:58,043
No, you're doing
something wrong, I think.
290
00:20:58,078 --> 00:20:59,995
- Or something very right.
- Yeah, well...
291
00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:01,017
Hey!
292
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,071
Look who's here!
293
00:21:05,155 --> 00:21:06,484
Is that Brad Hays?
294
00:21:06,519 --> 00:21:08,212
Yeah. He comes here sometimes.
295
00:21:08,869 --> 00:21:10,315
But he's a popular kid.
296
00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:11,782
Then, what are we?
297
00:21:13,153 --> 00:21:16,643
Oh, Charlie, you look like
you could use a brownie.
298
00:21:17,219 --> 00:21:18,676
Thank you.
299
00:21:18,818 --> 00:21:22,433
I was so hungry at the dance.
I was gonna go to King's...
300
00:21:22,468 --> 00:21:24,004
...but I didn't really have any time.
301
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:25,522
Thanks.
302
00:21:39,177 --> 00:21:41,354
Have you guys felt this carpet?
303
00:21:41,355 --> 00:21:43,671
This carpet feels so darn good.
304
00:21:49,801 --> 00:21:52,483
Charlie. Charlie, what do you
think about high school?
305
00:21:52,518 --> 00:21:53,541
High school?
306
00:21:54,277 --> 00:21:55,303
Bullshit.
307
00:21:56,592 --> 00:21:58,549
Cafeteria is called the Nutrition Center.
308
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:02,020
People wear their letter jackets
even when it's 98 degrees out.
309
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:05,214
And why do they give out
letter jackets for marching band?
310
00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:08,961
It's not a sport, we all know it.
311
00:22:09,171 --> 00:22:10,733
This kid is crazy.
312
00:22:11,703 --> 00:22:14,462
Mary Elizabeth, I think you're really
gonna regret that, you know...
313
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:18,090
...haircut when you
look back at old photographs.
314
00:22:20,325 --> 00:22:22,690
I'm really sorry.
It sounded like a compliment in my head.
315
00:22:22,725 --> 00:22:24,419
- God!
- Well, it's kind of true.
316
00:22:24,454 --> 00:22:25,826
Shut up!
317
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,831
Bob, did you get him stoned?
318
00:22:29,866 --> 00:22:32,462
Come on, Sam.
He likes it. Just look at him.
319
00:22:33,007 --> 00:22:34,841
How do you feel, Charlie?
320
00:22:36,326 --> 00:22:37,826
I just really want a milkshake.
321
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,076
Sam...
322
00:22:50,754 --> 00:22:53,704
...you have such pretty brown eyes.
323
00:22:53,794 --> 00:22:56,546
The kind of pretty that deserves
to make a big deal about itself.
324
00:22:56,581 --> 00:22:57,541
You know what I mean?
325
00:22:59,789 --> 00:23:03,255
Okay, Charlie.
Let me make the milkshake.
326
00:23:04,035 --> 00:23:06,907
What a great word. Milkshake.
327
00:23:06,942 --> 00:23:10,996
It's like when you say your name
over and over again in the mirror...
328
00:23:11,031 --> 00:23:12,846
...and after awhile, it sounds crazy.
329
00:23:13,288 --> 00:23:15,608
So, I'm guessing
you've never been high before?
330
00:23:15,643 --> 00:23:17,375
No. No, no, no.
331
00:23:18,290 --> 00:23:20,894
My best friend Michael.
His dad was a big drinker.
332
00:23:20,929 --> 00:23:23,481
So, he hated all that stuff.
333
00:23:23,796 --> 00:23:24,692
Parties, too.
334
00:23:24,957 --> 00:23:26,775
Well, where is Michael tonight?
335
00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:28,593
Oh, he shot himself last May.
336
00:23:33,735 --> 00:23:36,372
Kinda wished he'd left a note.
You know what I mean?
337
00:23:43,861 --> 00:23:45,370
Where's the bathroom?
338
00:23:47,086 --> 00:23:49,503
- It's up the stairs.
- Thanks, Sam.
339
00:23:49,783 --> 00:23:50,896
You're so nice.
340
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,602
Charlie.
341
00:24:09,085 --> 00:24:09,993
Weird.
342
00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:16,060
Oh!
343
00:24:17,344 --> 00:24:18,700
Charlie?
344
00:24:21,323 --> 00:24:23,012
- Who is that kid?
- Relax.
345
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,890
Relax. He's a friend of mine.
346
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:26,600
Stay here.
347
00:24:26,601 --> 00:24:27,997
I didn't see anything.
348
00:24:28,032 --> 00:24:31,140
Yeah, I know you saw
something, but it's okay.
349
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,128
Okay, listen...
350
00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:36,428
Brad doesn't want anyone to know.
351
00:24:38,165 --> 00:24:39,914
Wait...
352
00:24:40,152 --> 00:24:42,616
- Are you baked?
- "Like a cake."
353
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:44,911
That's what Bob said.
354
00:24:45,148 --> 00:24:47,764
And how you can't have 3 on a
match because then they'd find us.
355
00:24:47,799 --> 00:24:50,922
And everyone laughed,
but I don't understand what's funny.
356
00:24:51,730 --> 00:24:54,607
Okay, Charlie, listen.
357
00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,565
I need you to promise...
358
00:24:58,672 --> 00:25:01,890
...that you're not gonna say
anything to anyone about me and Brad.
359
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:05,574
Okay?
This has to be our little secret.
360
00:25:06,118 --> 00:25:07,771
Our little secret.
361
00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:09,388
Agreed.
362
00:25:10,203 --> 00:25:12,309
Okay. Thank you.
363
00:25:12,882 --> 00:25:14,004
We'll talk later.
364
00:25:16,872 --> 00:25:18,396
I look forward to that big talk.
365
00:25:24,626 --> 00:25:26,667
Isn't this the best milkshake ever, Alice?
366
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,538
It's even better than the first one.
367
00:25:31,837 --> 00:25:33,197
I need to talk to you.
368
00:25:35,271 --> 00:25:37,983
Charlie just told me that
his best friend shot himself.
369
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,364
I don't think he has any friends.
370
00:25:50,704 --> 00:25:53,699
Hey. Everyone. Everybody.
371
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:57,004
Everyone.
372
00:25:58,730 --> 00:26:00,423
Raise your glasses to Charlie.
373
00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:04,636
- What did I do?
- You didn't do anything.
374
00:26:05,675 --> 00:26:07,870
We just wanna toast to our new friend.
375
00:26:07,905 --> 00:26:09,060
You see things.
376
00:26:09,662 --> 00:26:11,001
And you understand.
377
00:26:12,874 --> 00:26:14,235
You're a wallflower.
378
00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:19,219
What is it? What's wrong?
379
00:26:20,536 --> 00:26:22,470
I didn't think anyone noticed me.
380
00:26:25,962 --> 00:26:28,912
Well, we didn't think there was
anyone cool left to meet.
381
00:26:28,952 --> 00:26:31,577
So, Come on, everyone.
382
00:26:33,511 --> 00:26:36,305
- To Charlie.
- To Charlie.
383
00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:43,167
Welcome to the island of misfit toys.
384
00:26:53,522 --> 00:26:56,800
- Oh, my God. What is this song!?
- Right? I have no idea.
385
00:26:57,226 --> 00:26:58,608
Have you ever heard this before?
386
00:26:59,428 --> 00:27:00,398
Never.
387
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,207
Patrick, We've gotta
go through the tunnel!
388
00:27:04,518 --> 00:27:07,089
- Sam, it's freezing.
- Patrick, it's the perfect song!
389
00:27:07,124 --> 00:27:08,691
No. Mama Patrick says no.
390
00:27:08,726 --> 00:27:12,548
Patrick. Patrick, it's Sam.
It's Sam speaking to you...
391
00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:14,816
- ...I'm begging you to...
- I concede!
392
00:27:18,268 --> 00:27:19,334
What is she doing?
393
00:27:19,616 --> 00:27:21,674
Don't worry.
She does it all the time.
394
00:27:25,762 --> 00:27:27,054
Turn it up!
395
00:27:27,531 --> 00:27:28,765
You got it, your highness.
396
00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:09,942
What?
397
00:28:11,624 --> 00:28:13,583
I feel infinite.
398
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,049
Dear Friend...
399
00:28:32,988 --> 00:28:37,019
I'm sorry I haven't written for awhile, but
I've been trying hard not to be a loser.
400
00:28:39,026 --> 00:28:41,224
For example, I am trying to participate...
401
00:28:41,225 --> 00:28:45,676
...by listening to Sam's collection of big
rock ballads and thinking about love.
402
00:28:47,179 --> 00:28:49,410
Sam says they are kitschy and brilliant.
403
00:28:49,754 --> 00:28:51,013
I completely agree.
404
00:28:55,221 --> 00:28:59,220
I am also writing essays and
studying extra books outside of class.
405
00:28:59,524 --> 00:29:01,734
As it turns out,
Mr. Anderson is a writer.
406
00:29:02,256 --> 00:29:06,002
He even had a play put up in New York once,
which I think is very impressive.
407
00:29:07,905 --> 00:29:10,459
He and his wife might
go back there after this year.
408
00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:14,517
I know this is selfish,
but I really hope he doesn't.
409
00:29:16,084 --> 00:29:19,544
My favorite time, though, is lunch
because I get to see Sam and Patrick.
410
00:29:20,470 --> 00:29:23,296
We spend the time working
on Mary Elizabeth's fanzine...
411
00:29:23,331 --> 00:29:25,702
...about music and
The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
412
00:29:25,788 --> 00:29:28,019
It's called Punk Rocky.
413
00:29:28,197 --> 00:29:32,596
Mary Elizabeth is really interesting
because she is a Buddhist and a punk...
414
00:29:32,597 --> 00:29:36,929
...but somehow she always acts like
my father at the end of a "long day."
415
00:29:37,487 --> 00:29:41,375
Her best friend Alice loves vampires
and wants to go to film school.
416
00:29:41,376 --> 00:29:43,459
She also steals jeans from the mall.
417
00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:46,104
I don't know why because
her family is rich...
418
00:29:46,105 --> 00:29:48,197
...but I'm trying not to be judgemental.
419
00:29:48,401 --> 00:29:51,912
Especially since I know that they
were all there for Patrick last year.
420
00:29:52,717 --> 00:29:56,701
Patrick never likes to be serious,
so it took me awhile to get what happened.
421
00:29:57,652 --> 00:30:02,516
When he was a junior, Patrick started
seeing Brad on the weekends in secret.
422
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:03,844
I guess it was hard, too...
423
00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:06,956
...because Brad had to get drunk
every time they fooled around.
424
00:30:07,774 --> 00:30:09,965
Then, Monday in school,
Brad would say:
425
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,690
"Man, I was so wasted.
I don't remember a thing."
426
00:30:13,691 --> 00:30:15,504
This went on for 7 months.
427
00:30:16,527 --> 00:30:19,970
When they finally did it,
Brad said he loved Patrick.
428
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,857
Then, he started to cry.
429
00:30:22,565 --> 00:30:26,454
No matter what Patrick did,
Brad kept saying his dad would kill him.
430
00:30:26,715 --> 00:30:28,713
And saying that he was going to hell.
431
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:32,760
Patrick was eventually
able to help Brad get sober.
432
00:30:33,503 --> 00:30:37,985
I asked Patrick if he felt sad
that he still had to keep it a secret...
433
00:30:38,284 --> 00:30:39,688
...and he said no...
434
00:30:40,211 --> 00:30:43,656
...because at least now, Brad
doesn't have to get drunk to love him.
435
00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:48,546
I think that I understand
because I really like Sam.
436
00:30:49,671 --> 00:30:51,078
I asked my sister about her...
437
00:30:51,079 --> 00:30:53,375
...and she said that
when Sam was a freshman...
438
00:30:53,376 --> 00:30:56,883
...the upper classmen used to
get her drunk at parties.
439
00:30:56,884 --> 00:30:58,422
I guess she had a reputation.
440
00:30:58,821 --> 00:30:59,970
But I don't care.
441
00:31:00,649 --> 00:31:04,227
I'd hate for her to judge me
based on what I used to be like.
442
00:31:05,045 --> 00:31:08,335
So, I've been making her a mix tape
so she will know how I feel.
443
00:31:10,129 --> 00:31:11,406
Ah, shit!
444
00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:12,897
- C!
- C!
445
00:31:13,032 --> 00:31:14,574
- Give a K!
- K!
446
00:31:14,575 --> 00:31:16,417
- Gimme a Y!
- Y!
447
00:31:16,452 --> 00:31:18,795
- What's that spell!?
- R-O-C-K-Y!
448
00:31:18,830 --> 00:31:21,149
- I can't hear you!
- Rocky!
449
00:31:21,184 --> 00:31:23,504
- One more time!
- Rocky!
450
00:31:44,635 --> 00:31:48,680
# Whatever happened to Fae Wray? #
451
00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:55,225
# That delicate, satin draped frame? #
452
00:31:57,553 --> 00:32:00,832
# As it clung to her thigh
453
00:32:02,145 --> 00:32:07,115
how I started to cry #
454
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:11,296
# 'cause I wanted to be dressed
455
00:32:12,034 --> 00:32:15,854
just the same. #
456
00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:20,252
# Give yourself over
457
00:32:20,253 --> 00:32:23,850
to absolute pleasure #
458
00:32:24,427 --> 00:32:27,525
# Swim the warm waters
459
00:32:27,526 --> 00:32:31,088
of sins of the flesh #
460
00:32:31,611 --> 00:32:34,346
# Erotic nightmares
461
00:32:34,347 --> 00:32:37,725
beyond any measure #
462
00:32:38,364 --> 00:32:42,256
# And sensual daydreams
463
00:32:42,257 --> 00:32:46,333
to treasure forever #
464
00:32:47,311 --> 00:32:51,392
# Can't you just see it? #
465
00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:54,302
# Woah oh oh! #
466
00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:04,345
# Don't Dream It
467
00:33:06,279 --> 00:33:08,282
Be It #
468
00:33:12,662 --> 00:33:15,414
That picture is gorgeous, Craig.
What did you use?
469
00:33:15,613 --> 00:33:16,976
Oh, I know, thank you.
470
00:33:17,491 --> 00:33:20,007
Color film, but black and
white paper for the printing.
471
00:33:20,561 --> 00:33:24,354
Yeah. My professor gave me an "A,"
but for all the wrong reasons.
472
00:33:24,389 --> 00:33:25,762
Most of them are idiots.
473
00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:28,112
You'll see what I mean
when you get to college.
474
00:33:28,780 --> 00:33:30,563
How did your SAT's go by the way?
475
00:33:30,564 --> 00:33:31,929
1150.
476
00:33:32,223 --> 00:33:34,490
- I think I'll get into NYU.
- Yeah, I hope so.
477
00:33:34,749 --> 00:33:37,436
1490. Harvard. Face!
478
00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:42,716
So, Are you okay?
479
00:33:43,539 --> 00:33:45,389
Yeah. Yeah.
480
00:33:46,298 --> 00:33:48,801
But I got my SAT results back.
481
00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:50,651
Oops.
482
00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:53,271
You can take them again, you know.
483
00:33:53,968 --> 00:33:56,514
Yeah, it's just if I'm going
to Penn State main campus...
484
00:33:56,549 --> 00:33:57,961
...I have to do much better.
485
00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:00,745
I wish I would have
studied freshman year.
486
00:34:02,014 --> 00:34:03,739
I was a bit of a mess.
487
00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:07,864
I'll help you study for the next one.
488
00:34:08,287 --> 00:34:10,846
- Will you?
- Yeah, of course.
489
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,091
Thanks, Charlie.
490
00:34:26,328 --> 00:34:27,695
What's this?
491
00:34:27,730 --> 00:34:30,604
Just a mix tape.
No big deal.
492
00:34:31,515 --> 00:34:33,626
My parents have a pretty good stereo, so...
493
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,208
It's all about that night in the tunnel.
494
00:34:37,652 --> 00:34:40,018
I couldn't find that song
we were listening to...
495
00:34:40,053 --> 00:34:42,384
...but, you know, I'm still
searching for it, so...
496
00:34:42,797 --> 00:34:43,794
It's okay.
497
00:34:45,128 --> 00:34:46,360
These are great.
498
00:34:47,525 --> 00:34:51,018
Nick Drake. The Shack's.
499
00:34:51,568 --> 00:34:54,491
You have really good taste, Charlie.
500
00:34:54,997 --> 00:34:56,026
Really?
501
00:34:56,424 --> 00:34:59,386
Yeah.
Way better than me as a freshman.
502
00:34:59,387 --> 00:35:01,953
- I used to listen to the worst top 40.
- No.
503
00:35:01,954 --> 00:35:02,956
Yeah, I did.
504
00:35:05,111 --> 00:35:06,373
Then I heard this old song.
505
00:35:08,242 --> 00:35:10,005
Pearly Dew Drops Drop.
506
00:35:10,369 --> 00:35:14,288
And I thought someday I would be
at a party in college or something.
507
00:35:14,323 --> 00:35:18,866
And I'd look up and see
this person across the room.
508
00:35:19,245 --> 00:35:24,329
And from that moment, I'd know
everything was going to be okay.
509
00:35:25,804 --> 00:35:27,117
You know what I mean?
510
00:35:29,474 --> 00:35:30,332
Yeah.
511
00:35:46,808 --> 00:35:49,269
- I hope it works out.
- I don't know.
512
00:35:50,035 --> 00:35:53,038
Craig would be a big
step up from her last boyfriend.
513
00:35:53,073 --> 00:35:53,934
No, shit.
514
00:35:53,969 --> 00:35:56,553
Who could forget Mr. Car Wash Loser?
515
00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:59,348
I just hope she could stop
playing dumb with these guys.
516
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:03,018
I keep telling her...
don't make yourself small.
517
00:36:04,672 --> 00:36:06,315
You can't save anybody.
518
00:36:08,838 --> 00:36:11,173
Man, your mix is morbidly sad, kid.
519
00:36:11,590 --> 00:36:14,288
How about something
a little bit more upbeat, huh?
520
00:36:15,852 --> 00:36:18,578
So, Sam tells me
you want to be a writer.
521
00:36:20,138 --> 00:36:20,987
Yeah.
522
00:36:21,094 --> 00:36:23,059
Don't you write poetry, Craig?
523
00:36:25,553 --> 00:36:29,435
Poetry writes me.
You know?
524
00:36:30,594 --> 00:36:32,374
Let's get this party started.
525
00:36:56,324 --> 00:36:57,868
That was fast.
526
00:36:58,437 --> 00:37:00,244
- You want another one?
- Yeah.
527
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,943
Alright.
528
00:37:10,909 --> 00:37:12,160
Mr. Anderson.
529
00:37:14,321 --> 00:37:16,485
- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
530
00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:23,336
Why do nice people choose
the wrong people to date?
531
00:37:24,808 --> 00:37:27,212
Are we talking about anyone specific?
532
00:37:33,272 --> 00:37:35,799
We accept the love we think we deserve.
533
00:37:36,628 --> 00:37:38,777
Can we make them know
that they deserve more?
534
00:37:39,352 --> 00:37:40,704
We can try.
535
00:37:59,219 --> 00:38:00,905
- Hey.
- Hey! Hey, Sam.
536
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:02,592
I didn't see you come in.
How's it going?
537
00:38:03,211 --> 00:38:05,886
You want to work on
probabilities and statistics?
538
00:38:06,102 --> 00:38:06,990
Yeah, sure.
539
00:38:07,025 --> 00:38:10,329
Page 391 on your book.
540
00:38:12,445 --> 00:38:14,280
Hey, I ordered you some breakfast...
541
00:38:32,950 --> 00:38:36,381
Dad, Can I have 30 dollars?
542
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:38,716
20 dollars?
What do you need 10 dollars for?
543
00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:40,306
Sam is doing secret santa.
544
00:38:40,341 --> 00:38:41,574
It's her favorite thing in the world.
545
00:38:41,609 --> 00:38:42,436
Please.
546
00:38:45,301 --> 00:38:46,956
Have fun.
547
00:38:48,967 --> 00:38:49,969
Thanks.
548
00:39:02,278 --> 00:39:03,090
Charlie!
549
00:39:03,691 --> 00:39:05,955
This was my favorite book growing up.
550
00:39:06,557 --> 00:39:09,768
This is my copy,
but I want you to have it.
551
00:39:11,343 --> 00:39:12,301
Thanks.
552
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,918
Have a great Christmas break.
553
00:39:14,270 --> 00:39:15,626
You too, Mr. Anderson.
554
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,302
Terrible stain.
555
00:39:23,298 --> 00:39:27,017
That's pretty good, Charlie.
556
00:39:33,453 --> 00:39:34,966
You've gotta be kidding me.
557
00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:37,928
If you fail me,
you get me next semester.
558
00:39:45,232 --> 00:39:46,460
C Minus!
559
00:39:46,495 --> 00:39:48,978
Ladies and gentlemen,
I am below average!
560
00:39:48,979 --> 00:39:51,312
- Below average!
- Below average!
561
00:39:51,313 --> 00:39:53,630
- Guys.1210.
- What?
562
00:39:55,485 --> 00:39:57,374
No more applications!
563
00:39:57,375 --> 00:39:59,202
No more SAT's!
564
00:39:59,237 --> 00:40:00,611
Thank you, Charlie!
565
00:40:01,518 --> 00:40:03,347
Alright. Alright, guys. I got...
566
00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:06,986
...multiple pairs of blue jeans.
567
00:40:07,168 --> 00:40:09,197
Wow. This is a really tough one, but...
568
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:11,170
...I'm gonna have to guess... Alice.
569
00:40:11,171 --> 00:40:15,888
Wait, guys... a receipt!
She actually paid!
570
00:40:15,923 --> 00:40:17,453
- Impossible!
- I'm so touched.
571
00:40:17,488 --> 00:40:20,162
- Where's Craig?
- Oh, he went home to Connecticut.
572
00:40:20,163 --> 00:40:21,820
But he'll be back for New Year's Eve.
573
00:40:22,552 --> 00:40:24,810
I'm sorry we won't be seeing him tonight.
574
00:40:25,535 --> 00:40:28,016
Alright, big brother by 3 weeks.
575
00:40:28,307 --> 00:40:30,895
- Who's your secret santa?
- I'll tell you, Sam.
576
00:40:31,464 --> 00:40:32,726
This one's tough.
577
00:40:32,946 --> 00:40:37,099
I have received a harmonica,
a magnetic poetry set...
578
00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:39,311
...a book about Harvey Milk...
579
00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:42,544
...and a mix tape
with the song "Asleep" on it...
580
00:40:42,579 --> 00:40:44,240
...twice.
581
00:40:44,410 --> 00:40:45,837
I mean, I have no idea.
582
00:40:45,872 --> 00:40:48,070
This collection of presents is so gay...
583
00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,872
...that I think I must
have given them to myself.
584
00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:53,204
But despite that distinct possibility...
585
00:40:53,205 --> 00:40:55,272
...I'm gonna have to go with...
586
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:57,729
...drum roll...
587
00:40:58,607 --> 00:40:59,806
Charlie.
588
00:41:00,247 --> 00:41:02,428
- Obviously.
- Beautifully done.
589
00:41:03,071 --> 00:41:05,532
Alright, Charlie. It's your turn.
590
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,309
Okey dokey.
591
00:41:09,739 --> 00:41:12,958
Uh, I have received...
592
00:41:13,756 --> 00:41:17,739
...socks, pants, a shirt, and a belt.
593
00:41:17,941 --> 00:41:19,704
I was ordered to wear them all tonight.
594
00:41:19,739 --> 00:41:23,760
So, I'm guessing my secret
santa is Mary Elizabeth.
595
00:41:24,712 --> 00:41:26,524
- Huh. Now, why do you say that?
- I don't know.
596
00:41:26,559 --> 00:41:29,719
You know,
She bosses people around sometimes.
597
00:41:30,077 --> 00:41:32,223
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- Sorry.
598
00:41:32,224 --> 00:41:36,011
You'll be surprised to know that
your secret santa is actually... me.
599
00:41:36,873 --> 00:41:37,892
Why all the clothes?
600
00:41:38,036 --> 00:41:40,876
Well, all the great writers
used to wear great suits.
601
00:41:41,266 --> 00:41:44,988
So, your last present is on
a towel rack in the bathroom.
602
00:41:45,023 --> 00:41:46,830
Delve into our facilities.
603
00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:48,684
Emerge a star.
604
00:41:49,135 --> 00:41:50,537
Oh, Perfect!
605
00:41:50,897 --> 00:41:52,595
Will you hand these out while I'm gone?
606
00:41:52,630 --> 00:41:54,514
Wait a second.
There's only secret santa presents.
607
00:41:54,549 --> 00:41:55,822
There's rules, Charlie.
608
00:41:55,823 --> 00:41:58,548
Mary Elizabeth, why are
you trying to eat Christmas?
609
00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,058
Hand them out, Sam.
610
00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:02,762
Alright.
Mary Elizabeth, for you.
611
00:42:04,177 --> 00:42:06,445
- Alice.
- Thanks.
612
00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:08,712
Bob.
613
00:42:10,026 --> 00:42:11,809
And this one's for me.
614
00:42:12,390 --> 00:42:14,466
"Alice, I know you'll get into NYU."
615
00:42:14,738 --> 00:42:16,082
40 dollars.
616
00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:19,261
"To print Punk Rocky in color next time."
617
00:42:20,301 --> 00:42:21,705
He knows me.
618
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,139
He really knows me.
619
00:42:39,725 --> 00:42:41,398
Alright, Charlie.
620
00:42:42,368 --> 00:42:44,521
- Come on out.
- Get out here, buddy.
621
00:42:44,556 --> 00:42:46,674
- Come on! Charlie! Charlie!
- Charlie!
622
00:42:46,709 --> 00:42:48,846
- Charlie! Charlie!
- Don't be shy.
623
00:42:49,788 --> 00:42:50,821
Come out when...
624
00:42:59,843 --> 00:43:01,105
Yeah!
625
00:43:01,140 --> 00:43:06,128
What a display of man
I have ever seen!
626
00:43:06,689 --> 00:43:09,693
- Where are we going?
- It's a surprise.
627
00:43:12,168 --> 00:43:13,482
Is this your room?
628
00:43:18,288 --> 00:43:19,791
It's so cool.
629
00:43:20,398 --> 00:43:21,468
Thanks.
630
00:43:26,281 --> 00:43:27,954
You got me a present?
631
00:43:28,585 --> 00:43:30,829
After all your help on my
Penn State application?
632
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,102
Of course I did.
633
00:43:35,186 --> 00:43:36,090
Open it.
634
00:43:41,757 --> 00:43:44,161
- I don't know what to say.
- You don't have to say anything.
635
00:44:05,716 --> 00:44:08,642
I'm really sorry we
can't be here for your birthday.
636
00:44:08,677 --> 00:44:09,673
No, that's okay.
637
00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:11,821
I'm just sorry you have to
go back and visit your dad.
638
00:44:11,856 --> 00:44:14,584
I'm in such a great mood,
I don't think even he could ruin it.
639
00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:16,464
I feel like I'm finally doing good.
640
00:44:17,195 --> 00:44:19,969
- You are.
- Well, what about you?
641
00:44:21,136 --> 00:44:24,557
When I met you,
you were this scared freshman.
642
00:44:26,195 --> 00:44:27,681
Now look at you in that suit.
643
00:44:27,716 --> 00:44:30,594
You're like a sexy English school boy.
644
00:44:31,088 --> 00:44:33,600
- I saw Mary Elizabeth checking you out.
- No.
645
00:44:34,303 --> 00:44:35,465
Innocent.
646
00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:37,588
Worst kind of guys.
647
00:44:37,813 --> 00:44:40,507
Never see you coming.
And parents love you.
648
00:44:41,164 --> 00:44:42,286
That's like...
649
00:44:43,688 --> 00:44:45,101
...extra danger.
650
00:44:45,136 --> 00:44:47,190
Yeah, well, it hasn't worked so far.
651
00:44:47,225 --> 00:44:49,243
You've never had a girlfriend?
652
00:44:49,244 --> 00:44:52,504
- Not even a 2nd grade valentine?
- No.
653
00:44:52,728 --> 00:44:54,244
Have you ever kissed a girl?
654
00:44:54,576 --> 00:44:55,538
No.
655
00:44:56,897 --> 00:44:58,410
What about you?
656
00:45:02,099 --> 00:45:06,326
- Have I ever kissed a girl?
- No, no! Your first kiss...
657
00:45:07,858 --> 00:45:09,330
I was 11.
658
00:45:10,048 --> 00:45:11,684
His name was Robert.
659
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,268
He used to come over to
the house all the time.
660
00:45:14,416 --> 00:45:15,811
Was he your first boyfriend?
661
00:45:17,223 --> 00:45:18,656
He was my...
662
00:45:19,267 --> 00:45:21,070
He was my dad's boss.
663
00:45:24,467 --> 00:45:26,790
You know Charlie, I used
to sleep with guys who...
664
00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:28,626
...treated me like shit.
665
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,472
And get wasted all the time.
666
00:45:32,629 --> 00:45:34,157
But now I feel like...
667
00:45:35,044 --> 00:45:36,652
...I have a chance. Like I...
668
00:45:37,216 --> 00:45:38,969
I could even get into a real college.
669
00:45:39,202 --> 00:45:41,156
Well, it's true. You can do it.
670
00:45:46,221 --> 00:45:47,853
You really think so?
671
00:45:52,191 --> 00:45:53,383
My Aunt...
672
00:45:54,665 --> 00:45:58,421
...had that same thing done to her, too.
673
00:45:59,074 --> 00:46:01,804
And she turned her life around.
674
00:46:03,112 --> 00:46:04,498
She must have been great.
675
00:46:05,814 --> 00:46:08,140
She was my favorite person in the world...
676
00:46:08,848 --> 00:46:10,236
...until now.
677
00:46:18,253 --> 00:46:19,586
Charlie...
678
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:25,295
I know that you know I like Craig.
679
00:46:26,487 --> 00:46:29,600
But I want to forget
that for a minute. Okay?
680
00:46:30,270 --> 00:46:31,270
Okay.
681
00:46:32,043 --> 00:46:36,264
I just wanna make sure that
the first person who kisses you...
682
00:46:37,024 --> 00:46:38,276
...loves you.
683
00:46:38,747 --> 00:46:40,024
Okay?
684
00:46:43,659 --> 00:46:45,018
Okay.
685
00:47:03,688 --> 00:47:05,168
I love you, Charlie.
686
00:47:08,676 --> 00:47:10,334
I love you, too.
687
00:47:25,475 --> 00:47:26,811
Have a good time at your mom's.
688
00:47:26,812 --> 00:47:29,408
Thanks. And listen, Charlie...
689
00:47:29,971 --> 00:47:32,247
...because your birthday
is on Christmas Eve...
690
00:47:32,282 --> 00:47:34,416
...I figure you don't get
that many birthday presents.
691
00:47:35,170 --> 00:47:38,788
I thought you should have my clock.
From the heart.
692
00:47:38,824 --> 00:47:40,278
Thank you, Patrick.
693
00:47:42,514 --> 00:47:43,676
- Bye.
- Bye.
694
00:47:44,902 --> 00:47:46,112
Have a good one, guys!
695
00:47:47,222 --> 00:47:48,962
I love you guys!
696
00:47:56,184 --> 00:47:57,264
Hey!
697
00:47:57,607 --> 00:47:59,710
Look who's here!
698
00:48:01,810 --> 00:48:03,663
- Come here, little sister.
- Hey, Chris.
699
00:48:04,607 --> 00:48:05,904
Hey, honey.
700
00:48:07,249 --> 00:48:09,224
Ma, you look so thin!
701
00:48:09,225 --> 00:48:10,001
Thank you.
702
00:48:11,223 --> 00:48:12,190
Charlie...
703
00:48:15,251 --> 00:48:17,093
- Come I got dinner ready.
- Oh, good.
704
00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:18,935
- Happy birthday.
- Thanks.
705
00:48:20,155 --> 00:48:21,958
Make a wish, honey.
706
00:48:33,476 --> 00:48:35,445
Can you see it, Charlie?
707
00:48:35,962 --> 00:48:39,493
The luminaria is a landing
strip for Santa Claus.
708
00:48:40,075 --> 00:48:41,644
Why don't you keep an eye out for him...
709
00:48:41,679 --> 00:48:43,590
...and I'll be right back, okay?
710
00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:47,265
I'm going to get your birthday present.
711
00:48:59,202 --> 00:49:00,787
Hey.
712
00:49:01,751 --> 00:49:03,052
Hey.
713
00:49:05,037 --> 00:49:06,695
God, I missed mom's cooking.
714
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:08,823
You have no idea how good you have it.
715
00:49:11,097 --> 00:49:12,961
I'm actually beginning to hate pizza.
716
00:49:14,873 --> 00:49:16,671
So how are you liking school?
717
00:49:16,672 --> 00:49:19,771
Well, I'm no brainiac like you or Candace.
718
00:49:20,753 --> 00:49:21,964
But I'm doing okay.
719
00:49:21,965 --> 00:49:24,926
Okay?
You're playing in a Bowl Game.
720
00:49:32,827 --> 00:49:34,403
How are you feeling, Charlie?
721
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,391
Good.
722
00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:39,523
You know what I mean.
723
00:49:40,424 --> 00:49:42,358
Is it bad tonight?
724
00:49:42,869 --> 00:49:44,887
No. No.
725
00:49:47,316 --> 00:49:49,321
I'm not picturing things anymore.
726
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,360
And even if I do, I can just shut it off.
727
00:49:55,169 --> 00:49:58,005
Well, you know, mom did say that
you have good friends now.
728
00:49:58,773 --> 00:50:01,836
And maybe if it does get bad again...
729
00:50:02,525 --> 00:50:04,635
- ...you can just talk to them, yeah?
- Yeah.
730
00:50:06,438 --> 00:50:07,820
Especially Sam.
731
00:50:08,521 --> 00:50:09,887
She's great.
732
00:50:10,369 --> 00:50:12,542
I'm gonna ask her out at New Years.
733
00:50:12,668 --> 00:50:14,942
Yeah, I think the time is right now.
734
00:50:48,820 --> 00:50:50,618
How long does this take to work?
735
00:51:06,186 --> 00:51:07,418
Shoveling snow, huh?
736
00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:11,274
I have to get this driveway clean.
737
00:51:11,645 --> 00:51:14,817
And then, I'm going
to congratulate you...
738
00:51:14,818 --> 00:51:17,915
...on being happy
because you deserve it.
739
00:51:19,433 --> 00:51:23,033
- You said that an hour ago.
- Was that tonight?
740
00:51:25,698 --> 00:51:29,925
Oh, I just saw this tree,
but it was a dragon...
741
00:51:30,769 --> 00:51:33,053
...and then it was a tree again
and it just lied to me.
742
00:51:33,079 --> 00:51:35,313
Okay, Charlie. Don't freak out.
Give me the...
743
00:51:36,255 --> 00:51:37,339
Calm down.
744
00:51:41,303 --> 00:51:42,235
Look up.
745
00:51:45,367 --> 00:51:46,469
Isn't it quiet?
746
00:51:49,517 --> 00:51:52,204
Sam, do you think that if people knew...
747
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:56,027
...how crazy you really were,
no one would ever talk to you?
748
00:51:58,181 --> 00:51:59,473
All the time.
749
00:52:03,669 --> 00:52:05,753
So, you wanna wear these glasses?
750
00:52:08,197 --> 00:52:09,680
They'll protect you.
751
00:53:32,134 --> 00:53:35,878
10-9-8-7-6...
752
00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:39,623
...5-4-3-2-1...
753
00:53:39,626 --> 00:53:41,452
It's gonna be our little secret.
754
00:53:44,185 --> 00:53:46,456
...Happy New Year!
755
00:54:41,814 --> 00:54:43,695
Did your older friends pressure you?
756
00:54:43,696 --> 00:54:46,196
No one pressured me, officer.
757
00:54:46,787 --> 00:54:50,021
I would never do drugs. Never.
758
00:54:50,056 --> 00:54:53,637
Then, how did you happen to be passed out
on the ground at 6 in the morning?
759
00:54:54,999 --> 00:54:58,997
Well, I... you know, I was really tired...
760
00:54:59,478 --> 00:55:02,153
...and I was feeling feverish.
761
00:55:02,296 --> 00:55:07,210
So, I went outside for a walk,
just to get some cold air.
762
00:55:07,211 --> 00:55:09,515
I started seeing things.
So, I passed out.
763
00:55:09,891 --> 00:55:11,657
You're seeing things again, Charlie?
764
00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,098
Not... Not really.
765
00:55:20,954 --> 00:55:22,305
Nice suit.
766
00:55:24,037 --> 00:55:25,812
It was a Christmas present.
767
00:55:30,629 --> 00:55:32,098
Did you have fun on your break?
768
00:55:32,733 --> 00:55:35,508
More fun than you're
gonna have today, Sinatra.
769
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,415
Nice look, jag off.
770
00:55:43,329 --> 00:55:44,851
I called him 30 times.
771
00:55:44,886 --> 00:55:47,336
Well what are we supposed to do?
We're going on in 10 minutes!
772
00:55:47,848 --> 00:55:49,739
- They said in health class...
- Hello?
773
00:55:49,774 --> 00:55:52,499
I know. They say that
about LSD just to scare you.
774
00:55:52,534 --> 00:55:53,407
Are you sure?
775
00:55:54,065 --> 00:55:55,468
Charlie, you're fine, man.
776
00:55:56,021 --> 00:55:58,084
Guys, we have an emergency.
777
00:55:58,119 --> 00:56:00,939
Craig has flaked out on us again.
So, I need a Rocky.
778
00:56:01,931 --> 00:56:03,690
- Brad?
- No, No way.
779
00:56:03,691 --> 00:56:06,658
No, I'm not...
There are people out here. No.
780
00:56:09,573 --> 00:56:11,019
Charlie...
781
00:56:11,394 --> 00:56:12,577
...take off your clothes.
782
00:56:19,206 --> 00:56:25,019
# Then if anything grows
while you pose #
783
00:56:25,054 --> 00:56:30,605
# I'll oil you up and drop you down #
# Down, Down Down #
784
00:56:30,827 --> 00:56:36,115
# And that's just one small
fraction of the main attraction #
785
00:56:36,772 --> 00:56:39,121
# You need a friendly hand #
786
00:56:39,615 --> 00:56:41,838
# And I need action #
787
00:56:42,225 --> 00:56:44,514
# Touch a touch a touch me #
788
00:56:44,808 --> 00:56:47,082
# I wanna be dirty #
789
00:56:47,470 --> 00:56:49,741
# Thrill me. Chill me. Fulfill me #
790
00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:52,801
# Creature of the night #
791
00:56:53,059 --> 00:56:54,451
# Creature of our night #
792
00:56:55,547 --> 00:56:57,024
# Creature of our night? #
793
00:56:58,092 --> 00:56:59,938
# Creature of our night #
794
00:57:00,849 --> 00:57:02,779
# Creature of our night #
795
00:57:03,513 --> 00:57:05,138
# Creature of our night #
796
00:57:06,070 --> 00:57:08,610
# Creature of our night #
797
00:57:08,897 --> 00:57:10,344
# Creature of our night #
798
00:57:11,956 --> 00:57:13,412
# Creature of our night #
799
00:57:21,802 --> 00:57:24,327
Maybe I could join the cast as an
alternate or something?
800
00:57:24,987 --> 00:57:27,490
Well, we're filled up now, but...
801
00:57:27,491 --> 00:57:30,195
...they're gonna need people
when we go to college.
802
00:57:30,230 --> 00:57:32,960
I could put in a good word for you.
803
00:57:33,246 --> 00:57:35,311
- That'd be great. Thanks.
- Yeah.
804
00:57:39,270 --> 00:57:40,392
Charlie...
805
00:57:41,099 --> 00:57:43,907
Have you heard of the Sadie Hawkins dance?
806
00:57:44,329 --> 00:57:46,130
The one where the girl asks the guy.
807
00:57:46,412 --> 00:57:50,336
Obviously, it is completely
stupid and sexist.
808
00:57:50,337 --> 00:57:52,694
I mean it's like,
"Hey, thanks for the crumb."
809
00:57:52,695 --> 00:57:56,976
And normally, I'd just blow it off
because school dances suck torture.
810
00:57:57,011 --> 00:57:59,624
But, you know, it's my last year, and...
811
00:58:04,007 --> 00:58:07,737
- Would you maybe wanna go with me?
- You wanna go with me?
812
00:58:07,772 --> 00:58:09,947
I'm sick of macho guys.
813
00:58:10,434 --> 00:58:12,764
Plus, you looked
really cute in your costume.
814
00:58:13,265 --> 00:58:14,688
So, what do you say?
815
00:58:19,566 --> 00:58:22,182
- You must be Mary Elizabeth.
- Yes.
816
00:58:22,217 --> 00:58:25,519
- It's so nice to meet you.
- You, too, Mrs. Kelmeckis.
817
00:58:25,554 --> 00:58:27,608
Charlie tells me you're a Buddhist.
818
00:58:28,133 --> 00:58:30,101
- Please come in.
- Okay.
819
00:58:30,838 --> 00:58:33,410
A little closer together.
That looks nice.
820
00:58:33,889 --> 00:58:37,186
Buddhist, I need you to smile
a little bit more. There you go. Nice.
821
00:59:11,709 --> 00:59:13,300
Are you having a good time?
822
00:59:15,753 --> 00:59:18,167
Not really. How about you?
823
00:59:19,762 --> 00:59:21,439
I mean, I don't know.
824
00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:23,965
It's my first date,
I don't know what to compare it to.
825
00:59:25,099 --> 00:59:26,558
You're doing fine.
826
00:59:30,243 --> 00:59:31,775
I'm sorry Craig couldn't come.
827
00:59:33,484 --> 00:59:37,847
Yeah. He said he didn't want to
go to some stupid high school dance.
828
00:59:37,848 --> 00:59:39,301
Can't say I blame him, really.
829
00:59:40,575 --> 00:59:43,805
I don't know.
If you like it, he should come.
830
00:59:49,322 --> 00:59:51,048
Thanks, Charlie.
831
00:59:53,631 --> 00:59:56,769
Have a beautiful first date.
You deserve it.
832
00:59:57,781 --> 00:59:59,513
I'll try not to make you too jealous.
833
01:00:13,537 --> 01:00:14,705
Now, just let it breathe.
834
01:00:26,995 --> 01:00:28,491
This is sure a nice house.
835
01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:30,221
Thanks.
836
01:00:35,439 --> 01:00:36,871
Don't you just love old music?
837
01:00:38,077 --> 01:00:39,267
Yeah.
838
01:00:39,726 --> 01:00:42,080
Good. Because I made you a mix of it.
839
01:00:44,264 --> 01:00:47,424
I'd love to expose you to great things.
840
01:00:47,459 --> 01:00:50,357
Like Billie Holiday and foreign films.
841
01:00:50,392 --> 01:00:52,998
This merlot is really fancy.
842
01:00:53,349 --> 01:00:55,852
Yeah. My dad collects wine,
but he doesn't drink.
843
01:00:56,293 --> 01:00:57,876
It's kinda weird, isn't it?
844
01:00:58,086 --> 01:00:59,088
I guess.
845
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:01,281
Where are your parents?
846
01:01:01,282 --> 01:01:04,371
Their club is hosting
a cotillion or something racist.
847
01:01:06,307 --> 01:01:08,329
They'll be gone all night.
848
01:01:14,445 --> 01:01:16,252
That's sure a nice fire.
849
01:01:17,548 --> 01:01:18,550
Yeah.
850
01:01:19,217 --> 01:01:20,743
When I'm done being a lobbyist...
851
01:01:20,744 --> 01:01:23,276
...I wanna move to a house
like this in Cape Cod.
852
01:01:23,923 --> 01:01:25,977
- Sounds nice, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
853
01:01:32,062 --> 01:01:33,845
Your heart is beating really fast.
854
01:01:34,216 --> 01:01:35,478
Is it?
855
01:01:35,838 --> 01:01:37,651
Here, feel.
856
01:01:43,421 --> 01:01:44,960
- Charlie?
- Uh-huh.
857
01:01:46,896 --> 01:01:49,034
- Do you like me?
- Uh-huh.
858
01:01:49,069 --> 01:01:50,052
You know what I mean.
859
01:01:50,673 --> 01:01:51,744
I think so.
860
01:01:52,699 --> 01:01:53,818
Don't be nervous.
861
01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:33,192
Charlie...
862
01:02:35,967 --> 01:02:38,351
...I didn't know how tonight
was gonna go tonight, but...
863
01:02:39,224 --> 01:02:41,927
- ...it was really nice, wasn't it?
- Yeah.
864
01:02:44,417 --> 01:02:46,094
I just can't believe it.
865
01:02:47,436 --> 01:02:48,988
You of all people.
866
01:02:49,258 --> 01:02:51,272
I just can't believe you're my boyfriend.
867
01:02:57,047 --> 01:02:59,392
Shit!
My parents! Shit!
868
01:02:59,427 --> 01:03:02,314
- Here, zip this up!
- Okay. No, no, I got this. Yeah.
869
01:03:02,596 --> 01:03:05,072
- Just zip it up, like a normal zipper!
- Stuck. It's just...
870
01:03:05,244 --> 01:03:06,006
Thank you.
871
01:03:07,022 --> 01:03:08,124
See you Monday.
872
01:03:09,502 --> 01:03:10,924
Dear Friend...
873
01:03:11,749 --> 01:03:14,520
I'm sorry I haven't
written for awhile, but...
874
01:03:15,073 --> 01:03:17,708
...things are a total disaster.
875
01:03:19,271 --> 01:03:21,389
We're literally making out,
and I'm in my bra.
876
01:03:21,424 --> 01:03:23,507
Hello! And the front door
opens. It's my parents!
877
01:03:23,542 --> 01:03:26,226
I probably should have been
honest about how I didn't...
878
01:03:26,261 --> 01:03:28,911
...want to go out with Mary
Elizabeth after Sadie's, but...
879
01:03:29,218 --> 01:03:31,495
...I really didn't want
to hurt her feelings.
880
01:03:32,723 --> 01:03:35,167
You see, Mary Elizabeth
is a really nice person...
881
01:03:35,202 --> 01:03:37,612
...underneath the part of
her that hates everyone.
882
01:03:37,893 --> 01:03:38,613
Hey!
883
01:03:38,711 --> 01:03:41,337
And since I heard that having
a girlfriend makes you happy...
884
01:03:41,372 --> 01:03:43,999
...I tried hard to love her
like I love Sam.
885
01:03:44,034 --> 01:03:46,310
Can you believe it's almost
our two week anniversary?
886
01:03:46,345 --> 01:03:47,497
Yeah, I know.
887
01:03:48,138 --> 01:03:49,772
So, I took her on double dates.
888
01:03:50,062 --> 01:03:51,895
Your first foreign film.
889
01:03:52,705 --> 01:03:56,924
- Do you want butter in your popcorn?
- Vegans don't eat butter.
890
01:03:56,971 --> 01:03:59,619
And I tried not to mind that
she loves to hold hands...
891
01:03:59,654 --> 01:04:01,483
...even when her hands are sweaty.
892
01:04:05,261 --> 01:04:09,066
And I had to admit something
really upsetting. But...
893
01:04:09,950 --> 01:04:12,530
I'm tired of touching her boobs.
894
01:04:13,365 --> 01:04:16,473
I thought maybe if she
would just let me pick...
895
01:04:16,474 --> 01:04:19,552
...the make-out music once in awhile,
we might have a chance.
896
01:04:20,233 --> 01:04:24,421
And maybe if she didn't put down the
books that Mr. Anderson gives me.
897
01:04:25,662 --> 01:04:28,503
Walden?
I read this in 7th grade.
898
01:04:29,478 --> 01:04:32,007
I would have called it
"On Boring Pond."
899
01:04:32,253 --> 01:04:35,970
Or if she would stop calling me
the minute I get home from school...
900
01:04:36,005 --> 01:04:41,011
...when I have absolutely nothing to talk
about other than the bus ride home.
901
01:04:42,535 --> 01:04:45,030
Somehow she finds me things to say.
902
01:04:45,230 --> 01:04:48,220
That dairy just sits with you.
You know, it walks with you.
903
01:04:48,255 --> 01:04:49,627
She's on the phone right now?
904
01:04:49,628 --> 01:04:51,665
Charlie, you've gotta break up with her.
905
01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:52,872
I can do that?
906
01:04:52,907 --> 01:04:55,099
For Christ's sake...
I need to use the phone!
907
01:04:55,134 --> 01:04:57,694
I'll give you this book.
It's really how I became a vegan...
908
01:04:57,729 --> 01:04:59,277
I know I should have been honest...
909
01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:02,781
...but I was getting so mad,
it was starting to scare me.
910
01:05:04,379 --> 01:05:07,720
I just wish I could have found
another way to break up.
911
01:05:07,721 --> 01:05:11,216
- Um... Mary Elizabeth. Can I talk to you...
- Charlie. Please, don't interrupt.
912
01:05:11,217 --> 01:05:12,000
You know I hate that.
913
01:05:12,001 --> 01:05:14,690
In hindsight, I probably
could not have picked...
914
01:05:14,725 --> 01:05:16,840
...a worse way to be honest
with Mary Elizabeth.
915
01:05:17,230 --> 01:05:19,470
- Truth or dare?
- Who are you talking to?
916
01:05:19,660 --> 01:05:23,975
I dare you... to kiss Alice.
917
01:05:26,161 --> 01:05:28,755
Courage your lions, procreator.
918
01:05:31,486 --> 01:05:32,293
Mary Elizabeth?
919
01:05:32,294 --> 01:05:34,331
Samantha told me that
you got into Harvard.
920
01:05:34,366 --> 01:05:36,853
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
921
01:05:36,888 --> 01:05:39,134
This one still hasn't gotten me flowers.
922
01:05:39,447 --> 01:05:40,778
But I forgive you.
923
01:05:42,423 --> 01:05:44,682
Hey, don't worry about Penn State.
924
01:05:44,683 --> 01:05:46,923
- You're just wait-listed.
- Yeah.
925
01:05:47,261 --> 01:05:52,109
You guys are about to miss
some severely hot "fag on goth" action.
926
01:05:59,158 --> 01:06:01,252
- Get a room!
- You're a monster!
927
01:06:01,706 --> 01:06:04,410
My turn. Um... let's see...
928
01:06:05,188 --> 01:06:07,344
Let's think... Charlie?
929
01:06:07,925 --> 01:06:10,489
- Truth.
- How's your first relationship going?
930
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,863
It's so bad...
931
01:06:12,898 --> 01:06:16,932
...that I keep fantasizing that
one of us is dying of cancer...
932
01:06:16,933 --> 01:06:20,108
...so that I don't have to
break up with her.
933
01:06:21,988 --> 01:06:23,059
Charlie?
934
01:06:23,263 --> 01:06:25,943
Truth or dare?
Hello?
935
01:06:28,436 --> 01:06:29,912
- Dare.
- Okay.
936
01:06:30,232 --> 01:06:35,370
I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl
in the room on the lips.
937
01:06:35,405 --> 01:06:38,056
And notice I charitably
said girl and not person...
938
01:06:38,091 --> 01:06:40,707
...because let's face it,
I'd smoke all you bitches.
939
01:06:50,875 --> 01:06:52,307
Now that's fucked up.
940
01:06:56,825 --> 01:06:59,328
Mary Elizabeth...
941
01:06:59,329 --> 01:07:00,669
I'm so sorry.
942
01:07:01,833 --> 01:07:03,856
It was a mistake. I'm sorry.
943
01:07:04,777 --> 01:07:06,549
Sam! Sam!
944
01:07:06,584 --> 01:07:08,794
I really didn't mean
anything by it. I'm sorry.
945
01:07:10,247 --> 01:07:11,899
What the hell is wrong with you?
946
01:07:14,023 --> 01:07:15,999
I should go back and apologize.
947
01:07:16,034 --> 01:07:19,030
No, Charlie, Trust me.
You don't want to go back there.
948
01:07:19,031 --> 01:07:20,308
But, I'm really sorry.
949
01:07:20,825 --> 01:07:22,224
I didn't mean to do anything...
950
01:07:22,259 --> 01:07:23,713
I know you didn't...
951
01:07:24,165 --> 01:07:25,522
...but look.
952
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:30,573
I hate to be the one to break this...
953
01:07:30,861 --> 01:07:34,595
...but there's history with
Mary Elizabeth and Sam.
954
01:07:34,630 --> 01:07:36,308
Other guys.
955
01:07:36,343 --> 01:07:38,146
Things that have nothing
to do with you.
956
01:07:38,181 --> 01:07:42,078
But it's best if you stay away for awhile.
957
01:07:43,992 --> 01:07:45,370
Oh, Okay.
958
01:07:50,198 --> 01:07:52,135
How long do you think?
959
01:07:59,905 --> 01:08:04,952
Dear friend, I have not seen
my friends for 2 weeks now.
960
01:08:10,584 --> 01:08:14,676
I am starting to get bad again.
961
01:08:21,606 --> 01:08:23,150
Charlie. Come on, get dressed.
962
01:08:23,151 --> 01:08:24,964
We're going to be late for Easter Mass.
963
01:08:24,999 --> 01:08:27,763
I'll... I'll be there in a minute.
964
01:08:30,498 --> 01:08:32,752
Our Father who art in Heaven.
965
01:08:32,753 --> 01:08:35,938
Hallowed be Thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
966
01:08:36,148 --> 01:08:39,105
Thy will be done on
earth as it is in Heaven.
967
01:08:39,106 --> 01:08:41,290
Give us this day our daily bread.
968
01:08:41,488 --> 01:08:46,595
And forgive us our trespasses as we
forgive those who trespass against us.
969
01:08:50,350 --> 01:08:53,262
And lead us not into temptation.
But deliver us...
970
01:08:53,297 --> 01:08:54,372
Mary Elizabeth...
971
01:08:54,373 --> 01:08:57,492
I've been listening to the
Billie Holiday CD like every night...
972
01:08:57,527 --> 01:08:59,227
It's too late, Charlie.
973
01:08:59,262 --> 01:09:02,712
Look, I know. I just feel really
bad about what I did.
974
01:09:03,288 --> 01:09:06,720
I just get so messed up inside
like I'm not there or something.
975
01:09:06,755 --> 01:09:08,063
Tell it to someone who cares.
976
01:09:08,098 --> 01:09:11,220
I know. I'm sorry. I just...
We've all become such good friends...
977
01:09:11,255 --> 01:09:12,538
Good friends?
978
01:09:12,539 --> 01:09:15,366
Do you mean the people that
I've known since kindergarten...
979
01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:18,716
...and you've known for 6 months?
Those good friends?
980
01:09:18,717 --> 01:09:20,880
Yeah. I mean I just don't want to
do anything to ruin our relat...
981
01:09:20,881 --> 01:09:24,088
It's ruined. Okay?
So, stop calling everyone.
982
01:09:24,123 --> 01:09:26,074
Stop embarrassing yourself.
983
01:09:26,109 --> 01:09:28,664
Okay. I will. Goodb...
984
01:09:34,015 --> 01:09:35,545
Something's wrong with me.
985
01:09:35,546 --> 01:09:37,067
Don't worry about it.
986
01:09:39,177 --> 01:09:42,237
Hey, you heard from Patrick?
987
01:09:42,238 --> 01:09:44,397
No. He told me to stay away.
988
01:09:44,690 --> 01:09:47,028
Oh. You don't know?
989
01:09:47,386 --> 01:09:49,777
Why? Why? What happened?
990
01:09:49,778 --> 01:09:52,208
Brad's father caught them together.
991
01:09:56,341 --> 01:10:00,490
- Some kids jumped him outside the O.
- It was some kids from North Hills.
992
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:01,933
Did you see his face?
993
01:10:03,104 --> 01:10:04,796
- What happened?
- It's not what I heard.
994
01:10:07,722 --> 01:10:11,195
- Are you okay?
- Not now, Charlie. I'm sorry.
995
01:10:20,110 --> 01:10:21,000
Hey, nothing.
996
01:10:30,509 --> 01:10:32,064
Sorry, Nothing.
997
01:10:43,464 --> 01:10:46,130
- You gonna do anything?
- What are you talking about?
998
01:10:46,165 --> 01:10:48,768
I'm talking about your
pet ape just tripped me.
999
01:10:48,769 --> 01:10:50,503
Are you gonna say something?
1000
01:10:51,733 --> 01:10:54,214
- Why would I?
- You know why.
1001
01:10:54,633 --> 01:10:57,300
This is pathetic, man.
Your fixation on me.
1002
01:10:57,301 --> 01:10:59,886
Do you want your friends to know
how you got those bruises? Really?
1003
01:10:59,921 --> 01:11:03,116
- I got jumped in a parking lot.
- Where? Schenley Park?
1004
01:11:03,151 --> 01:11:05,222
Do you guys know about Schenley Park?
1005
01:11:06,054 --> 01:11:08,301
I don't know what kind of
sick shit you're trying to pull.
1006
01:11:08,302 --> 01:11:10,331
But you better walk away now...
1007
01:11:12,407 --> 01:11:13,741
...Nothing.
1008
01:11:14,484 --> 01:11:15,737
Fine.
1009
01:11:17,078 --> 01:11:18,920
Say hi to your dad for me.
1010
01:11:22,029 --> 01:11:23,581
Whatever, faggot.
1011
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,388
- What did you just call me?
- I called you a faggo...
1012
01:11:44,282 --> 01:11:46,934
Say that shit again!
Say that shit again!
1013
01:11:46,969 --> 01:11:48,122
It's Patrick!
1014
01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:51,427
No! No!
1015
01:11:59,887 --> 01:12:02,701
Stop! Please, they don't stop!
1016
01:12:37,781 --> 01:12:40,394
Touch my friends again
and I'll blind you.
1017
01:12:50,361 --> 01:12:52,457
- Charlie?
- Yeah?
1018
01:12:54,270 --> 01:12:55,470
Thanks for stopping them.
1019
01:12:58,104 --> 01:12:59,121
Sure, Brad.
1020
01:13:21,143 --> 01:13:22,715
How you doing, Charlie?
1021
01:13:22,970 --> 01:13:24,620
I don't know.
1022
01:13:25,105 --> 01:13:27,958
I keep trying, but I can't
really remember what I did.
1023
01:13:29,328 --> 01:13:30,664
Do you want me to tell you?
1024
01:13:32,610 --> 01:13:33,907
Yeah.
1025
01:13:33,942 --> 01:13:35,989
You saved my brother.
1026
01:13:37,139 --> 01:13:38,704
That's what you did.
1027
01:13:39,305 --> 01:13:41,607
- So, you're not gonna scare of me?
- No.
1028
01:13:44,722 --> 01:13:45,981
Can we be friends again?
1029
01:13:46,016 --> 01:13:47,633
Of course.
1030
01:13:55,590 --> 01:13:56,933
Come on.
1031
01:13:59,616 --> 01:14:00,938
Let's go be psychos together.
1032
01:14:07,411 --> 01:14:09,379
I'm dating Peter now.
1033
01:14:10,501 --> 01:14:12,116
He's in college with Craig.
1034
01:14:12,151 --> 01:14:15,548
He's opinionated, and we
have intellectual debates.
1035
01:14:15,857 --> 01:14:19,487
You were very sweet, but our
relationship was too one-sided.
1036
01:14:20,005 --> 01:14:21,821
I know this is hard for you.
1037
01:14:23,103 --> 01:14:25,127
I'm just glad you're happy.
1038
01:14:25,162 --> 01:14:26,098
Okay.
1039
01:14:31,474 --> 01:14:34,437
Hey, Craig, Sam will be down soon.
1040
01:14:35,682 --> 01:14:36,870
We're gonna miss the movie.
1041
01:14:36,905 --> 01:14:39,558
Yeah, I'll go put
some pep in her step.
1042
01:14:42,843 --> 01:14:45,646
Hey, do you wanna get out of here?
1043
01:14:45,968 --> 01:14:47,725
Sure, Patrick
1044
01:14:50,443 --> 01:14:52,512
I'll tell you something, Charlie.
I feel good.
1045
01:14:52,513 --> 01:14:53,480
You know what I mean?
1046
01:14:53,515 --> 01:14:56,519
And maybe tomorrow I'll take you
to this karaoke place downtown.
1047
01:14:56,929 --> 01:14:59,285
And this club off the strip.
They don't card.
1048
01:14:59,286 --> 01:15:00,770
And the Schenley Park scene.
1049
01:15:01,246 --> 01:15:03,603
You have to see the
"fruit loop" at least one time.
1050
01:15:16,177 --> 01:15:17,338
Oh, my God.
1051
01:15:17,373 --> 01:15:20,220
My life is officially
an after school special.
1052
01:15:20,652 --> 01:15:21,830
Son of a bitch!
1053
01:15:22,814 --> 01:15:23,774
It really is.
1054
01:15:24,673 --> 01:15:25,985
It so is.
1055
01:15:29,834 --> 01:15:33,056
So, you ever hear the
one about Lily Miller?
1056
01:15:33,091 --> 01:15:34,942
- I don't know.
- Really?
1057
01:15:35,667 --> 01:15:38,004
I thought your brother would
have told you. It's a classic.
1058
01:15:38,376 --> 01:15:39,934
- Maybe.
- Okay.
1059
01:15:40,163 --> 01:15:43,319
Lily comes here one night
with this guy Parker.
1060
01:15:43,354 --> 01:15:46,893
And this was to be the night that
they were gonna lose their virginity.
1061
01:15:46,928 --> 01:15:49,787
So, she did it really proper.
She packed a picnic.
1062
01:15:49,822 --> 01:15:51,391
Stole a bottle of wine.
1063
01:15:51,848 --> 01:15:56,049
Everything was perfect,
and they're just about to 'do it'...
1064
01:15:56,582 --> 01:15:59,109
...when they realize they
forgot the condoms.
1065
01:15:59,144 --> 01:16:01,666
- So, what do you think happened?
- I don't know.
1066
01:16:02,539 --> 01:16:04,488
They did it with one of the sandwich bags.
1067
01:16:05,234 --> 01:16:06,462
Ew!
1068
01:16:08,036 --> 01:16:11,122
- Oh, that's disgusting!
- Yes! It is!
1069
01:16:11,434 --> 01:16:13,860
Come on.
Let's keep the train rolling.
1070
01:16:14,204 --> 01:16:16,286
Suburban legend. Charlie!
1071
01:16:16,530 --> 01:16:18,153
Well...
1072
01:16:18,188 --> 01:16:20,943
There was this girl named
Second Base Stace.
1073
01:16:21,433 --> 01:16:24,911
And... well, She had boobs
in the like 4th grade...
1074
01:16:24,946 --> 01:16:27,177
Mosquito bites. Promising. Go.
1075
01:16:27,212 --> 01:16:30,582
And she let some
of the guys feel them.
1076
01:16:32,239 --> 01:16:34,283
That's your suburban legend?
1077
01:16:34,501 --> 01:16:37,004
- Did you at least cop a feel?
- Yeah.
1078
01:16:37,005 --> 01:16:38,606
- No.
- No, of course not.
1079
01:16:38,641 --> 01:16:42,539
You went home,
listened to "Asleep", wrote a poem...
1080
01:16:42,574 --> 01:16:44,978
Fine! Okay. Your turn.
1081
01:16:50,123 --> 01:16:51,375
Yeah, I've got one.
1082
01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:54,958
Well...
1083
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:59,622
There was this one guy.
Queer as a 3 dollar bill.
1084
01:17:00,353 --> 01:17:02,683
The guy's father
doesn't know about his son.
1085
01:17:03,859 --> 01:17:06,987
So, he comes
into the basement one night...
1086
01:17:06,988 --> 01:17:08,727
...when he's supposed to be out of town.
1087
01:17:09,508 --> 01:17:12,070
Catches his son with another boy.
1088
01:17:13,093 --> 01:17:14,892
So, he starts beating him.
1089
01:17:14,893 --> 01:17:18,283
But not like the slap kind.
Like the real kind.
1090
01:17:22,079 --> 01:17:26,015
And the boyfriend says,
"Stop. You're killing him."
1091
01:17:27,778 --> 01:17:30,342
But the son just yells "Get out."
1092
01:17:32,047 --> 01:17:33,058
And...
1093
01:17:33,543 --> 01:17:35,166
...eventually...
1094
01:17:36,282 --> 01:17:39,527
...the boyfriend just did.
1095
01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:48,027
Why can't you save anybody?
1096
01:17:50,525 --> 01:17:52,033
I don't know.
1097
01:17:54,565 --> 01:17:56,005
Forget it.
1098
01:17:56,999 --> 01:17:58,018
I'm free now, right?
1099
01:17:59,270 --> 01:18:01,799
I could meet the
love of my life any second.
1100
01:18:02,985 --> 01:18:06,025
Things will be different now,
and that's good.
1101
01:18:06,026 --> 01:18:08,094
I just need to meet a good guy...
1102
01:18:09,748 --> 01:18:10,980
Yeah.
1103
01:18:24,319 --> 01:18:25,630
I'm sorry.
1104
01:18:25,665 --> 01:18:26,941
It's alright.
1105
01:18:27,993 --> 01:18:29,289
It's alright.
1106
01:18:33,842 --> 01:18:36,551
I've been spending
a lot of time with Patrick.
1107
01:18:37,340 --> 01:18:39,358
He begins every night really excited.
1108
01:18:40,724 --> 01:18:44,267
He always says he feels free,
and tonight is his destiny.
1109
01:18:45,105 --> 01:18:48,053
But after awhile, he runs out
of things to keep himself numb.
1110
01:18:50,911 --> 01:18:53,465
Then, Sam got her letter from Penn State.
1111
01:19:00,234 --> 01:19:03,267
"We will require you to take our
summer session at the main campus...
1112
01:19:03,302 --> 01:19:05,700
...immediately following your
high school graduation."
1113
01:19:09,361 --> 01:19:10,921
She got in, Charlie.
1114
01:19:22,414 --> 01:19:26,567
After that all Patrick could talk about
was college and all their futures.
1115
01:19:27,325 --> 01:19:30,055
Alice did get into NYU Film School.
1116
01:19:30,090 --> 01:19:32,440
Patrick is going to the
University of Washington...
1117
01:19:32,475 --> 01:19:34,790
...because he wants to be
near the music in Seattle.
1118
01:19:36,173 --> 01:19:40,610
But he wasn't going to leave without
organizing the best senior prank ever.
1119
01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:50,168
Sam is going to leave
right after graduation.
1120
01:19:50,169 --> 01:19:52,349
It all feels very exciting.
1121
01:19:52,384 --> 01:19:54,296
I just wish it were happening to me.
1122
01:19:55,176 --> 01:19:59,150
Especially because ever since
I blacked out in the cafeteria...
1123
01:19:59,151 --> 01:20:00,868
...it's been getting worse.
1124
01:20:00,903 --> 01:20:02,997
And I can't turn it off this time.
1125
01:20:04,422 --> 01:20:07,835
Guys, you want to pass your copies
of Gatsby up to the front please?
1126
01:20:08,356 --> 01:20:09,629
And I know it's the last day...
1127
01:20:09,664 --> 01:20:12,357
...but if we could just
keep it to a dull roar...
1128
01:20:12,358 --> 01:20:13,446
...I'd appreciate it.
1129
01:20:14,527 --> 01:20:15,420
Thank you.
1130
01:20:15,421 --> 01:20:18,713
Guys, guys,
Thank you for such a great year.
1131
01:20:18,748 --> 01:20:20,758
I had a blast.
I hope you did, too.
1132
01:20:20,793 --> 01:20:23,488
And I hope you have a great time
this summer on your vacations.
1133
01:20:23,523 --> 01:20:26,183
Now, who here is gonna read
for pleasure this summer?
1134
01:20:31,359 --> 01:20:33,813
Charlie, Very good.
1135
01:20:43,780 --> 01:20:45,512
Last day.
1136
01:20:45,547 --> 01:20:47,245
Yeah.
1137
01:20:47,996 --> 01:20:51,532
So, I know it's none of my business,
but have you decided?
1138
01:20:52,324 --> 01:20:53,956
I mean, are you going to New York?
1139
01:20:55,409 --> 01:20:59,055
Well, my wife and I like it here.
1140
01:21:00,695 --> 01:21:03,282
And I think I might be better
at teaching than writing.
1141
01:21:04,473 --> 01:21:06,427
You know, Charlie.
I was thinking that...
1142
01:21:08,255 --> 01:21:10,528
...Maybe I could still give
you books next year.
1143
01:21:10,764 --> 01:21:12,304
Yeah. Yeah.
1144
01:21:12,807 --> 01:21:14,960
I think you could write
one of them one day.
1145
01:21:16,333 --> 01:21:17,305
Really?
1146
01:21:17,690 --> 01:21:18,691
I do.
1147
01:21:21,768 --> 01:21:23,715
You're the best teacher I've ever had.
1148
01:21:24,496 --> 01:21:25,538
Thank you.
1149
01:21:35,659 --> 01:21:39,583
10, 9, 8, 7, 6...
1150
01:21:39,584 --> 01:21:42,065
...5, 4, 3, 2...
1151
01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:44,169
- Let's get the hell out of here!
- One!
1152
01:21:50,846 --> 01:21:52,104
Dear Friend...
1153
01:21:52,516 --> 01:21:54,663
I wanted to tell you about us running.
1154
01:21:55,104 --> 01:21:56,982
There was this beautiful sunset.
1155
01:21:57,017 --> 01:21:59,479
And just a few hours
before, everyone I love...
1156
01:21:59,514 --> 01:22:01,821
...had their last day
of high school ever.
1157
01:22:02,389 --> 01:22:04,034
And I was happy
because they were happy...
1158
01:22:04,069 --> 01:22:06,237
...even though I counted,
and I have...
1159
01:22:06,963 --> 01:22:09,685
...1,095 days to go.
1160
01:22:11,128 --> 01:22:13,454
I kept imagining what school
would be like without them...
1161
01:22:13,455 --> 01:22:15,644
...as they they were all
getting ready for their prom.
1162
01:22:16,619 --> 01:22:19,582
My sister finally decided
to break up with Derek...
1163
01:22:19,583 --> 01:22:21,902
...and go stag with her
girlfriends instead.
1164
01:22:24,299 --> 01:22:26,574
And then there was Sam.
1165
01:22:26,781 --> 01:22:28,974
I've looked at her
pictures since that night.
1166
01:22:30,108 --> 01:22:32,733
I like to see how happy
she was before she knew.
1167
01:22:33,795 --> 01:22:36,861
They were in a hotel suite after prom
when the truth came out...
1168
01:22:37,607 --> 01:22:41,087
Basically, Craig has been
cheating on Sam the whole time.
1169
01:22:41,306 --> 01:22:45,744
When I heard that, I kept thinking
about the happy girl in these pictures.
1170
01:22:46,114 --> 01:22:49,907
Because she doesn't
have 1,095 days to go.
1171
01:22:50,338 --> 01:22:51,348
She made it.
1172
01:22:51,787 --> 01:22:53,159
This is her time.
1173
01:22:54,298 --> 01:22:56,836
And no one should be
able to take that away.
1174
01:22:59,737 --> 01:23:01,573
- Congratulations.
- Oh, Charlie! Charlie's here!
1175
01:23:01,574 --> 01:23:02,801
Guys, group photo!
1176
01:23:02,836 --> 01:23:04,145
We should all take a group photo.
1177
01:23:04,180 --> 01:23:06,269
Oh, get against the railing
and try to look suave!
1178
01:23:06,404 --> 01:23:08,908
Yeah, this is the one.
That's gonna be a great angle.
1179
01:23:17,094 --> 01:23:18,514
At her going away party...
1180
01:23:18,549 --> 01:23:21,994
...I wanted her to know about that night
we went through the tunnel.
1181
01:23:22,269 --> 01:23:26,156
And how for the first time,
I felt like I belonged somewhere.
1182
01:23:28,163 --> 01:23:30,133
And tomorrow, she's leaving.
1183
01:23:31,064 --> 01:23:33,027
So, I wanted to give her a part of me.
1184
01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:37,747
Are these all your books, Charlie?
1185
01:23:47,902 --> 01:23:50,807
- Thanks for staying up with me.
- Sure.
1186
01:23:52,107 --> 01:23:56,436
My brother said Penn State has this
restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner.
1187
01:23:57,137 --> 01:23:59,509
You have to get a grilled
stickie on your first night.
1188
01:23:59,544 --> 01:24:01,294
It's a tradition.
1189
01:24:02,469 --> 01:24:04,471
- That sounds like fun.
- Yeah.
1190
01:24:07,654 --> 01:24:10,285
Pretty soon, you'll have a whole
new group of friends, you know.
1191
01:24:11,931 --> 01:24:13,784
You won't even think
about this place anymore.
1192
01:24:16,438 --> 01:24:17,692
Yes, I will.
1193
01:24:31,724 --> 01:24:33,115
I had lunch with Craig today.
1194
01:24:35,102 --> 01:24:35,945
Yeah?
1195
01:24:36,382 --> 01:24:37,858
He said he was sorry and that...
1196
01:24:38,072 --> 01:24:39,707
...I was right to break up with him.
1197
01:24:42,369 --> 01:24:46,777
I'm driving away,
and I'm just feeling so small.
1198
01:24:47,158 --> 01:24:51,595
Just asking myself
why do I and everyone I love...
1199
01:24:53,289 --> 01:24:55,918
...pick people who
treat us like we're nothing?
1200
01:25:01,152 --> 01:25:03,442
We accept the love we think we deserve.
1201
01:25:10,347 --> 01:25:12,861
Then, why didn't you ever ask me out?
1202
01:25:19,758 --> 01:25:20,704
I, uh...
1203
01:25:21,876 --> 01:25:23,589
I just didn't think that you wanted that.
1204
01:25:24,527 --> 01:25:25,842
Well, what did you want?
1205
01:25:28,136 --> 01:25:30,184
I just want you to be happy.
1206
01:25:31,148 --> 01:25:32,721
Don't you get it, Charlie?
1207
01:25:34,056 --> 01:25:35,751
I can't feel that.
1208
01:25:36,816 --> 01:25:38,736
It's really sweet and everything, but...
1209
01:25:39,769 --> 01:25:42,886
...you can't just sit there and
put everybody's lives ahead of yours...
1210
01:25:42,921 --> 01:25:44,410
...and think that counts as love.
1211
01:25:44,772 --> 01:25:47,030
I don't wanna be somebody's crush.
1212
01:25:48,502 --> 01:25:50,968
I want people to like the real me.
1213
01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:56,494
I know who you are, Sam.
1214
01:26:02,713 --> 01:26:04,265
I know I'm quiet...
1215
01:26:05,708 --> 01:26:08,132
...and I know I should speak more...
1216
01:26:08,734 --> 01:26:10,746
...but if you knew the things that...
1217
01:26:10,747 --> 01:26:13,753
...that were in my head
most of the time, you'd know...
1218
01:26:14,024 --> 01:26:15,625
...what it really meant.
1219
01:26:18,058 --> 01:26:19,604
How much we are alike.
1220
01:26:21,006 --> 01:26:23,102
And how we've been
through the same things.
1221
01:26:24,689 --> 01:26:26,342
And you're not small.
1222
01:26:27,230 --> 01:26:28,325
You're beautiful.
1223
01:26:55,096 --> 01:26:57,633
- What's wrong, Charlie?
- Oh, nothing.
1224
01:27:24,604 --> 01:27:26,068
Promise you're gonna call.
1225
01:27:26,610 --> 01:27:28,512
You know I'm gonna call you all the time.
1226
01:27:28,547 --> 01:27:30,801
- We'll all see each other in New York.
- All the time.
1227
01:27:33,764 --> 01:27:35,094
Come on, Sam.
1228
01:28:17,452 --> 01:28:18,835
What's wrong, Charlie?
1229
01:28:22,396 --> 01:28:25,098
- Put your seat belt on.
- We'll meet you there.
1230
01:28:48,957 --> 01:28:50,347
Don't wake your sister.
1231
01:29:03,273 --> 01:29:05,524
It'll be our little secret, okay?
1232
01:29:07,608 --> 01:29:09,934
Look, Charlie.
She's fast asleep.
1233
01:29:12,987 --> 01:29:14,723
Don't wake your sister.
1234
01:29:20,974 --> 01:29:23,848
My fault.
My fault.
1235
01:29:24,447 --> 01:29:27,115
My fault.
It was all my fault.
1236
01:29:28,173 --> 01:29:29,625
It'll be our little secret, okay?
1237
01:29:29,660 --> 01:29:31,078
Stop it.
1238
01:29:32,557 --> 01:29:33,564
Stop.
1239
01:29:37,623 --> 01:29:39,084
Stop crying.
1240
01:29:39,781 --> 01:29:41,414
Stop crying.
1241
01:29:48,632 --> 01:29:50,218
It'll be our little secret.
1242
01:29:56,806 --> 01:29:58,702
Candace, your brother's on the phone.
1243
01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:02,403
Hello.
1244
01:30:02,846 --> 01:30:04,892
- Hey, Candace.
- Charlie?
1245
01:30:04,927 --> 01:30:06,858
Sam and Patrick left, and...
1246
01:30:06,859 --> 01:30:09,855
...I just can't stop
thinking about something.
1247
01:30:09,890 --> 01:30:11,204
What?
1248
01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:12,317
Candace...
1249
01:30:13,358 --> 01:30:15,428
...I killed Aunt Helen, didn't I?
1250
01:30:16,124 --> 01:30:19,815
She died getting my birthday present,
so I guess I killed her, right?
1251
01:30:21,004 --> 01:30:23,207
I've tried to stop
thinking that, but I can't.
1252
01:30:23,242 --> 01:30:24,398
She keeps driving away...
1253
01:30:24,433 --> 01:30:26,728
- ...and dying over and over.
- Call the police and send them to my house.
1254
01:30:26,763 --> 01:30:30,099
- And I can't stop her. I'm crazy again.
- No, Charlie, listen to me.
1255
01:30:30,134 --> 01:30:31,996
Mom and dad are going to be
home with Chris any second.
1256
01:30:32,031 --> 01:30:36,918
I was just thinking...
what if I wanted her to die, Candace?
1257
01:30:36,953 --> 01:30:40,635
What? Charlie? Charlie!
1258
01:31:15,611 --> 01:31:16,803
Charlie?
1259
01:31:18,009 --> 01:31:19,341
I'm Dr. Burton.
1260
01:31:24,271 --> 01:31:25,603
Where am I?
1261
01:31:25,834 --> 01:31:27,436
Mayview hospital.
1262
01:31:31,612 --> 01:31:34,820
You have to let me go.
My dad can't afford it.
1263
01:31:34,855 --> 01:31:37,336
- Don't worry about that.
- No.
1264
01:31:38,754 --> 01:31:40,752
I saw them when I was little.
1265
01:31:40,753 --> 01:31:43,339
And I don't want to be a Mayview kid.
1266
01:31:43,340 --> 01:31:45,435
Just tell me how to stop it.
1267
01:31:45,916 --> 01:31:47,208
Stop what?
1268
01:31:48,580 --> 01:31:50,133
Seeing it.
1269
01:31:52,487 --> 01:31:55,827
All their lives. All the time.
1270
01:31:55,862 --> 01:31:59,167
Just... how do you stop seeing it?
1271
01:31:59,202 --> 01:32:00,911
Seeing what, Charlie?
1272
01:32:01,542 --> 01:32:06,600
There is so much pain.
1273
01:32:07,201 --> 01:32:10,957
And I don't know
how to not notice it.
1274
01:32:12,039 --> 01:32:13,560
What's hurting you?
1275
01:32:13,595 --> 01:32:17,348
No! Not me.
It's them. It's everyone.
1276
01:32:17,896 --> 01:32:19,511
It never stops.
1277
01:32:20,971 --> 01:32:22,516
Do you understand?
1278
01:32:28,780 --> 01:32:30,189
What about your Aunt Helen?
1279
01:32:35,247 --> 01:32:36,559
What about her?
1280
01:32:37,482 --> 01:32:38,813
You see her?
1281
01:32:42,251 --> 01:32:43,347
Yes.
1282
01:32:44,432 --> 01:32:46,336
She had a terrible life.
1283
01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:50,754
But... I mean, what am I...
1284
01:32:50,755 --> 01:32:52,975
You said some things
about her in your sleep.
1285
01:32:53,422 --> 01:32:55,070
I... I don't care.
1286
01:32:55,751 --> 01:32:57,323
If you want to get better...
1287
01:32:58,475 --> 01:32:59,957
...you have to.
1288
01:33:06,879 --> 01:33:07,800
She...
1289
01:33:09,700 --> 01:33:11,056
She was insane.
1290
01:33:14,872 --> 01:33:15,914
She...
1291
01:33:17,616 --> 01:33:21,503
Charlie, are you gonna
let me help you here?
1292
01:33:24,402 --> 01:33:25,479
Okay.
1293
01:33:26,972 --> 01:33:29,776
Do you remember anything
before you blacked out?
1294
01:33:32,724 --> 01:33:35,234
I remember leaving Sam's house...
1295
01:33:36,082 --> 01:33:38,608
...and walking home and...
1296
01:33:40,484 --> 01:33:42,787
I was in the hospital for awhile.
1297
01:33:44,595 --> 01:33:46,975
I won't go into detail about all of it.
1298
01:33:48,029 --> 01:33:51,011
But I will say there were
some very bad days.
1299
01:33:52,153 --> 01:33:55,054
And some unexpected beautiful days.
1300
01:33:58,123 --> 01:33:59,993
The worst day was the time...
1301
01:33:59,994 --> 01:34:03,926
...my doctor told my mom and
dad what Aunt Helen did to me.
1302
01:34:10,283 --> 01:34:11,759
Honey?
1303
01:34:14,180 --> 01:34:15,773
I'm so sorry.
1304
01:34:30,267 --> 01:34:32,704
The best days were those
when I could have visitors.
1305
01:34:33,149 --> 01:34:35,749
My brother and sister
always came for those...
1306
01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:38,128
...until Chris had to
go to training camp.
1307
01:34:38,768 --> 01:34:40,774
He's going to be first string this year.
1308
01:34:43,322 --> 01:34:46,730
And my sister told me
she met a nice guy at her summer job.
1309
01:34:51,448 --> 01:34:52,553
There he is.
1310
01:34:54,111 --> 01:34:58,578
So, I'll see you Thursday at 6, right?
1311
01:34:59,308 --> 01:35:02,348
My doctor said we can't
choose where we can come from...
1312
01:35:02,383 --> 01:35:04,792
...but we can choose
where we go from there.
1313
01:35:06,358 --> 01:35:07,855
I know it's not all the answers...
1314
01:35:07,856 --> 01:35:11,163
...but it was enough to start
putting these pieces together.
1315
01:35:12,737 --> 01:35:14,868
God bless food
we are about to receive.
1316
01:35:14,869 --> 01:35:17,848
We thank You for this bounty in the
name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
1317
01:35:17,849 --> 01:35:19,917
- Amen.
- Amen.
1318
01:35:28,791 --> 01:35:31,446
So, how do you think the Penguins
are gonna do this year, dad?
1319
01:35:33,662 --> 01:35:35,076
God damn Penguins.
1320
01:35:35,248 --> 01:35:37,574
I think they're allergic
to God damn defense.
1321
01:35:41,301 --> 01:35:43,956
What do the players call a puck again?
1322
01:35:44,146 --> 01:35:45,497
A biscuit.
1323
01:35:45,498 --> 01:35:47,746
Are you sure it's not
a "God damn biscuit?"
1324
01:35:47,747 --> 01:35:49,408
You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
1325
01:35:49,409 --> 01:35:52,155
Honey, I think we're gonna have
to do a little shopping for you...
1326
01:35:52,156 --> 01:35:53,343
...before you take off, huh?
1327
01:35:53,588 --> 01:35:55,141
I need some books...
1328
01:36:02,790 --> 01:36:04,546
Can Charlie come out and play?
1329
01:36:10,471 --> 01:36:12,772
That first night, we had grilled stickies.
1330
01:36:12,807 --> 01:36:14,152
It was so good.
1331
01:36:14,187 --> 01:36:16,239
You have to visit in the Fall.
We'll have some. Okay?
1332
01:36:16,274 --> 01:36:17,222
Definitely.
1333
01:36:17,223 --> 01:36:21,733
Oh, sorry. Charlie has
a breakdown scheduled for October.
1334
01:36:22,958 --> 01:36:25,042
Well, can I tell you something?
1335
01:36:25,043 --> 01:36:27,194
I've been away for two months.
1336
01:36:27,975 --> 01:36:30,950
It's another world.
And it gets better.
1337
01:36:31,744 --> 01:36:34,835
And my roommate Katie
has the best taste in music.
1338
01:36:41,356 --> 01:36:43,124
I found the tunnel song.
1339
01:36:46,168 --> 01:36:47,400
Let's drive.
1340
01:36:51,940 --> 01:36:54,700
I don't know if I will have the
time to write any more letters...
1341
01:36:54,735 --> 01:36:57,617
...because I might be too
busy trying to participate.
1342
01:37:01,086 --> 01:37:03,790
So, if this does end up
being the last letter...
1343
01:37:03,825 --> 01:37:07,752
...I just want you to know that I was in a
bad place before I started high school.
1344
01:37:07,787 --> 01:37:09,513
And you helped me.
1345
01:37:10,528 --> 01:37:12,792
Even if you didn't know
what I was talking about.
1346
01:37:12,827 --> 01:37:14,718
Or know someone who's gone through it.
1347
01:37:15,096 --> 01:37:17,079
It made me not feel alone.
1348
01:37:19,768 --> 01:37:23,421
Because I know there are people who
say all of these things don't happen.
1349
01:37:24,144 --> 01:37:29,073
And there are people who forget what
it's like to be 16 when they turn 17.
1350
01:37:29,768 --> 01:37:32,272
I know these will all
be stories someday.
1351
01:37:32,273 --> 01:37:35,047
And our pictures will
become old photographs.
1352
01:37:35,526 --> 01:37:38,349
And we'll all become
somebody's mom or dad.
1353
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:43,331
But right now,
these moments are not stories.
1354
01:37:43,715 --> 01:37:47,294
This is happening.
I am here.
1355
01:37:47,662 --> 01:37:48,966
And I am looking at her.
1356
01:37:50,032 --> 01:37:51,888
And she is so beautiful.
1357
01:38:02,208 --> 01:38:03,352
I can see it.
1358
01:38:04,410 --> 01:38:08,189
This one moment when you
know you're not a sad story.
1359
01:38:08,534 --> 01:38:10,389
You are alive.
1360
01:38:11,315 --> 01:38:14,072
And you stand up and see
the lights on buildings...
1361
01:38:14,073 --> 01:38:16,149
...and everything that makes you wonder.
1362
01:38:17,268 --> 01:38:19,618
And you are listening to
that song on that drive...
1363
01:38:19,619 --> 01:38:23,000
...with the people
you love most in this world.
1364
01:38:25,516 --> 01:38:27,946
And in this moment, I swear...
1365
01:38:30,078 --> 01:38:32,054
...we are infinite.
1366
01:38:33,305 --> 01:38:39,499
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