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Man.
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I'm excited
about this party.
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Oh!
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I saw a special
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on Animal Planet today,
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Yeah?
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About how frogs can
spontaneously switch sexes.
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Are you okay, babe?
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Yeah, I just thought you
would find that interesting.
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Oh!
What?
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Shoot!
What happened?
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I forgot that I have
an errand to run.
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I have to swing
by the restaurant
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and get the receipts,
I forgot.
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Oh, you can do that tomorrow. You
don't have to do it tonight,
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No, I promised Alex
that I would do it tonight,
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Oh, Alex won't mind.
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Yeah,
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Let's just go to
my sister's party.
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Let's get you a drink. I
think you probably need one.
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We'll have a bit of a dance, I want
to get weird with you tonight.
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No, I have to
swing by the receipts.
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It's the end of the year and
the taxman waits for no one.
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What is going on with you?
Is everything all right?
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What is happening?
Nothing is happening.
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Tell me what's going on,
Nothing.
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Tell me what's happening.
Nothing's happening.
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You look very
tense and sweaty,
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Just tell me what's happening, Tom.
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I was gonna ask you
to marry me tonight.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God.
Oh, no, I love you,
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I love you,
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Oh, I love you.
I love you,
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Oh, no. Did you
have something planned?
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And I questioned you
too much, didn't I?
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We had a plan. It was sort of
like a skit about the receipts.
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With the receipts. Oh, just do
the thing, I want the thing.
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Please do the thing
with the receipts.
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I've been dreaming about those
receipts since I was a little girl,
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Please.
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Violet! Tom!
What a surprise,
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Are you here
for the receipts?
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The taxman
waits for no one.
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She knows,
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Yeah.
She knows what?
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Alex, it's fine.
She knows already,
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Dude, shut the fuck up!
Congratulations.
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No, no, no! Just pretend
like I don'! know,
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Do the thing
that we planned.
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Do the thing.
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Really?
- Yep.
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This is stupid,
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I...
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Darn it, I can't
find the receipts.
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Where are they?
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I may have left them
on the beautiful roof deck,
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Why don't you wait there while I
search for the receipts in the back?
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Right this way,
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Oh, my God! Babe!
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Oh! Look,
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Oh, Tom. Okay.
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I will go ahead and look
for those receipts now,
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What the...
Look at the bridge,
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San Francisco
is for lovers.
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Got it,
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Violet,
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it was one year ago tonight, on New
Year's Eve, when I first saw you.
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We were at a
Make-Up-Your-Own-Superhero party.
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I was dressed
as Super Bunny.
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And I was
Princess Diana.
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I turned to my sister
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and I said, "Who is that
cute bunny?" And she said,
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"He looks like
a murderer."
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Which was harsh,
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Well, then
this song came on.
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And I walked up
to you and I said...
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"I'm sorry to interrupt, but what
exactly is your superpower?"
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And I said, "Princess Diana
doesn't require a superpower."
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Okay, listen, I'm not sure
exactly what you wanted,
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but then it occurred to me
that I'm supposed to be
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the one who knows you better
than anyone in this world.
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And I remember that you saw Blood
Diamond and it really upset you,
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so instead
I got you a ruby.
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There are still
diamonds all around it,
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tiny ones,
but this is vintage,
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and I think
a hundred years ago,
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diamond mining
wasn't as brutal,
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I know that
doesn't make sense,
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If you do not like this,
we can return it
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and go to Tiffany's
and get a new one.
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I actually have
an appointment there
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with someone
tomorrow at 3:00 p.m.
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No, no, no.
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It is perfect,
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You know me so well,
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Violet,
Yes?
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Will you marry me'?
- Dude, dude, dude.
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Chef Sally just showed
up- Right now- What?
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What are you talking about?
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I thought you said
you were sick.
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Chef, can you not
do this right now?
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Of all the people who have
stabbed me in the back, you?
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You know what I should do'?
Put you on the brunch shift.
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Unless you're feeling too colicky
for that, you fucking baby.
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Chef, I'm trying to propose to
my future wife, just right now.
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Literally, right now,
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Oh! Wow,
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Okay, wow.
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Okay, congratulations,
both you guys.
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Live long and prosper,
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No, that's weird.
That's Star Trek.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry.
It's okay.
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Anyway“,
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Violet, I love you,
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I love you,
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Will you marry me'?
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Yes.
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I love you,
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Oh, no!
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When Tom first told us
about Violet and he...
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We thought that
he was lying to me.
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For how could a woman
so pretty and intelligent.”
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Go for a guy so goofy
and without a cent?
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And to be getting married
after only just one year...
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Seems pretty short, don't
you think so, my dear?
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Now, it's too bad Tom's last grandpa
just suffered a fatal stroke.
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Because he would
have loved to be here,
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And that's no joke,
And that's no joke.
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To Tom and Violet,
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To Tom and Violet,
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My daughter, Violet,
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the first important thing
to remember about marriage
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is that it
requires commitment,
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The second important thing
to remember about marriage
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is that so does insanity,
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Vi, you know I don't believe in
marriage, or kids or anything like that,
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but when I see
you two together,
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I gel what the whole institution
is about, you known.
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Sorry, I promised myself I
wouldn't cry and I just...
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Fuck!
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Come on, Suzie.
Come on, Suzie!
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All right, I got it.
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I didn't think...
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Take a breath, love.
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All right.
Violet and Tom."
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Breathe, breathe.
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It's okay.
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...are perfect
for each other in every way,
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And I feel
great about it.
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And I love you,
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I love you so much.
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I love you,
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And, Tom, I love you, too.
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Oh!
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I'm sorry.
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- That's enough. That was enough.
- it's all right, love.
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It's all right.
Amazing!
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Are you ready for this?
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Have you considered
your finances?
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Do you know how many
children you want to have?
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Indeed, do you want
to have children?
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Where are you going to live'? Do
you know each other well enough?
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No, you see, the tendency when one
is young is to be rather naive.
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One assumes that everything
is going to turn out
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like some wonderful romantic
comedy starring Tom Hanks.
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But, in reality, the sad fact
is that most relationships
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end up like Saving Private
Ryan, or Philadelphia.
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Doing a bit of a multimedia
presentation here, so just one second.
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Here we go.
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Oh, Tommy boy, I've known
you for a long time.
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Yeah,
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Violet, you are certainly the
love of his life. Mmm-hmm.
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And we use this
moment to celebrate
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a new future of
commitment and love.
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But not without
first exploring a past.
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Here we go.
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Jenni Newman, Greta
Kay, Anne Peña, Lizzie Gray
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Kelly Wozack, Dana Gilpin
and Lizzie Gray again
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Jill McCarthy, Teresa Nassbaum,
Sally Baker, Big Alice
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This Korean, that Korean.
and Lizzie Gray again
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Ingrid Pell and my ex Even
though they claimed no sex
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Rock and roll and cola wars
I can't take it anymore
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Violet didn't start
Tom's fire
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It was always burning
and she got the ring on
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She wasn't
his first lover
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As it turns out
He fucked some others
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Doris Williams...
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Okay, that's enough. I think
that's enough, right?
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Really?
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Yeah, that's plenty,
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Oh!
Whoa!
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Boo! Oh, my God! Jesus Christ!
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Nope. Alex.
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You're right, yep, Yes,
I know who you are,
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You've got quite
a reputation.
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Nice,
Yeah.
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Is that good
or is it bad?
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It's mostly gross.
Yeah, just gross stuff,
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Yeah,
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Yeah.
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Are you wearing Chanel No.
5, by chance?
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I'm not wearing
anything.
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No way,
No.
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That's just
your smell, huh?
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Yeah,
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Crazy.
Yep,
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It's pretty weird,
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Yeah,
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All rig ht, you know,
this is not gonna happen.
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Sol"?
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You seem very nice.
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No, I was...
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It's just not gonna happen. Yep,
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I know it.
I agree.
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All right, good.
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What?
Oh, I'm gonna...
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Hello.
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- Gideon.
- Oh, hi.
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I just wanted to say
congratulations to both of you.
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I really couldn't have picked a better
choice for my favorite ex-girlfriend.
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Aw! Thank you
very much.
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I didn't know that you
were going to be here,
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Uh... Yeah. Your mom said I could
come, so I just popped over.
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From London,
through Atlanta,
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And Houston.
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Right. I am going
to go to the loo and.”
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I think you literally just
went to the bathroom.
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Mmm... Didn't' No,
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How was Afghanistan?
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It was harrowing,
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I was there
for the capture of
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Mullah Abdul Akhtud El Sayed
Ahmed Shafeer Salaheen.
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Amazing,
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Um... Violet is
a fantastic woman,
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She is,
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How long have you guys
been together?
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Just...
Just over a year,
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We were together for
four and a half years.
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You think after four years you're gonna be
spending the rest of your life together.
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Now you get her, even though you're
stilt just in the first quarter.
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Do you want me to get you a
glass of wine or something?
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No,
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Oh! Good timing.
Gideon, stop crying,
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This is an emotional
moment for me.
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No, this is an emotional
moment for Tom and I.
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You are a guest at
our emotional moment,
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Congratulations.
Okay. All right,
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Do not smell me, Gideon.
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Thal is awful!
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You like that one'?
255
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,032
I hale all of them,
256
00:15:19,578 --> 00:15:21,080
Oh!
257
00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:27,344
I want to get that job
offer in the mail from Berkeley
258
00:15:27,418 --> 00:15:30,171
and become
a psychology professor,
259
00:15:30,255 --> 00:15:34,260
Work with brilliant people and
just dig in for the next 40 years.
260
00:15:35,218 --> 00:15:37,562
And I want to open
my own restaurant
261
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:41,436
with a private room in the
back just for you and me.
262
00:15:42,224 --> 00:15:43,567
And our 20 kids,
263
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:46,111
And all of our little pigs. Hmm.
264
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:03,419
Don'! worry, we'll get some breakfast in a bit.
You'll feel better.
265
00:16:03,494 --> 00:16:04,791
Not eggs.
266
00:16:04,954 --> 00:16:06,376
Oh! Alex!
267
00:16:06,789 --> 00:16:08,416
- Hey.
- Hey.
268
00:16:09,624 --> 00:16:11,046
Hey
Yo!
269
00:16:11,126 --> 00:16:13,345
I didn't think you were
going to stay the night.
270
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:16,970
Yeah, I didn't want to drive
home last night in my condition.
271
00:16:17,048 --> 00:16:19,847
So, I just
got myself a room,
272
00:16:19,926 --> 00:16:21,178
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
273
00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:23,013
Whoa, Suz!
- Suzie,
274
00:16:23,096 --> 00:16:25,063
Hey, Suz.
Oh' Hi.
275
00:16:25,139 --> 00:16:26,311
Come join the fun.
276
00:16:27,266 --> 00:16:28,734
Oh. Hey.
277
00:16:29,226 --> 00:16:30,773
Hey. Yeah.
Hello,
278
00:16:36,442 --> 00:16:38,569
You know Suzie.
Your sister'
279
00:16:41,404 --> 00:16:42,747
Shut the fuck up.
280
00:16:47,535 --> 00:16:49,412
Guess what I really
did last night?
281
00:16:49,871 --> 00:16:51,544
I'll give you
69 guesses.
282
00:16:52,415 --> 00:16:54,337
Oh, my God!
283
00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:02,090
Hi.
284
00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:04,972
Hi.
285
00:17:05,052 --> 00:17:06,770
I'm Audrey.
I'm the new hostess,
286
00:17:06,845 --> 00:17:08,721
Audrey? Oh, cool, I'm Tom.
287
00:17:08,804 --> 00:17:10,101
Nice to meet you, Tom.
Nice to meet you.
288
00:17:10,181 --> 00:17:12,183
I'm the sous-chef here,
How is it going today?
289
00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:13,267
Good. How are you?
290
00:17:13,351 --> 00:17:15,820
Okay, I'm great. Yeah, it's
nice to have you aboard.
291
00:17:15,895 --> 00:17:16,896
Thank you,
Yeah.
292
00:17:16,979 --> 00:17:17,980
You'll make a great
part of the team,
293
00:17:18,064 --> 00:17:19,065
He's engaged,
294
00:17:19,648 --> 00:17:21,649
How's your fiancée doing?
295
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,109
I'm...
296
00:17:23,818 --> 00:17:25,491
Thank you,
Nice to meet you.
297
00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:27,493
Nice to meet you, also.
298
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,206
What the fuck was that?
299
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,250
What are you doing? You're
flirting with the help.
300
00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:33,829
I was not flirting, okay?
- Oh, really?
301
00:17:33,912 --> 00:17:35,414
I was being friendly,
- Yeah, right,
302
00:17:35,497 --> 00:17:39,922
You were sending telepathic wiener
missiles at her face, and you know it.
303
00:17:45,881 --> 00:17:47,883
What are
all these tickets?
304
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,093
You guys getting ready
to go to a Broadway show?
305
00:17:50,176 --> 00:17:53,555
I need three lamb and potatoes
and I actually need them now,
306
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:54,810
Yes, Chef!
- I'm done with you,
307
00:17:54,889 --> 00:17:55,936
Give me that,
I'll do it myself,
308
00:17:55,932 --> 00:17:57,058
Thank you. Thank you. Alex,
how long on my steaks?
309
00:17:57,141 --> 00:17:58,233
Two minutes!
310
00:17:58,309 --> 00:18:00,653
Come on, come on, move,
you guys, like there's,..
311
00:18:00,895 --> 00:18:02,272
Mother...
312
00:18:05,524 --> 00:18:07,697
Cuntballs. Now it's starting to hurt.
Oh, my God!
313
00:18:07,776 --> 00:18:09,073
Chef, you have
to go to the hospital.
314
00:18:09,152 --> 00:18:11,154
Tom, you're in charge,
- You got it, Chef,
315
00:18:11,238 --> 00:18:13,036
I need a doggy
bag for my finger.
316
00:18:13,407 --> 00:18:14,704
All right, let's move.
317
00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:16,660
We got a shitload
of foie gras.
318
00:18:16,743 --> 00:18:18,586
I need you to push
the foie gras gelato,
319
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,584
How long on the gelato, Alex?
I need it yesterday.
320
00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:21,664
Four minutes.
321
00:18:21,747 --> 00:18:23,670
Hey, I need hands on all
those dishes in the window.
322
00:18:23,749 --> 00:18:24,750
Please, guys,
323
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,383
Yeah, guys, I need hands
on my carrot wiener.
324
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:30,472
Alex, put the
carrot wiener away,
325
00:18:35,468 --> 00:18:38,563
The face is the worst part of it all.
Get back to the foie gras,
326
00:18:38,805 --> 00:18:40,899
Hi, Granny Leonora.
Hi, Grampy.
327
00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:43,689
Hello. How are you, darling?
- Hi, Nana. Hi, Baba.
328
00:18:43,768 --> 00:18:45,566
Oh, hello, sweetheart!
329
00:18:45,645 --> 00:18:46,612
This is fun,
330
00:18:46,688 --> 00:18:50,567
Violet, love, will you be getting
married in London or down in Sussex?
331
00:18:50,649 --> 00:18:53,152
Actually, Babe, we will
be doing the wedding
332
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:55,203
in the Bay Area
in San Francisco.
333
00:18:55,279 --> 00:18:58,032
You could get married here,
in the village church.
334
00:18:58,115 --> 00:19:01,415
Get married in England, where you're from.
In London, come on.
335
00:19:01,493 --> 00:19:02,994
Not 5,000 bloody miles...
336
00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:06,877
Violet, America is
such a long way away.
337
00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:10,130
And grandparents do
have a tendency to die.
338
00:19:10,209 --> 00:19:12,132
Mum, stop it.
339
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:14,672
They're all right there,
What are you doing?
340
00:19:14,755 --> 00:19:16,427
Well, for now.
341
00:19:16,506 --> 00:19:18,179
Mum, slop!
342
00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:24,181
Come on, Berkeley.
Come on, Berkeley,
343
00:19:31,228 --> 00:19:33,151
So, the barn holds,
like, 350 people.
344
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:34,277
Oh, that's good.
Yeah.
345
00:19:34,356 --> 00:19:35,983
I really love it.
It's really beautiful,
346
00:19:36,358 --> 00:19:38,360
So, is it your wedding?
Yes, yeah, it is.
347
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,071
That's too bad.
348
00:19:40,154 --> 00:19:41,906
You're so beautiful,
349
00:19:42,531 --> 00:19:43,578
Okay.
350
00:19:49,537 --> 00:19:50,538
it's wonderful,
isn't it?
351
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,090
It is so great,
352
00:19:52,373 --> 00:19:54,967
It's beautiful. When's the
next available weekend?
353
00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:56,841
In three years,
354
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,797
Unless you want to get
married on September 11th.
355
00:20:00,797 --> 00:20:02,094
I don't,
356
00:20:03,175 --> 00:20:05,598
Don't let the
terrorists win.
357
00:20:06,845 --> 00:20:08,188
Yes!
Great!
358
00:20:08,263 --> 00:20:09,731
Okay, good, so this
is gonna be fun,
359
00:20:09,806 --> 00:20:12,685
Of course, the men
will wear yarmulkes.
360
00:20:13,101 --> 00:20:16,695
And, in that case, all eligible
Christians will be served communion,
361
00:20:16,771 --> 00:20:19,399
Communion? What, we're gonna have
communion at my son's wedding?
362
00:20:19,565 --> 00:20:22,614
Um... It is our
wedding, Pete.
363
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:25,613
And, I mean, seeing as everyone
is gonna be wearing yarmulkes.
364
00:20:26,113 --> 00:20:29,616
Well, actually, only the men
will be wearing yarmulkes, so.
365
00:20:29,699 --> 00:20:32,452
Well, I've never heard you say
the word "yarmulke" until today.
366
00:20:32,994 --> 00:20:34,917
Excuse me, I say "yarmulke“ all the time.
VIOLET; You don't.
367
00:20:34,996 --> 00:20:36,418
Like, "Hey,
where's my yarmulke?
368
00:20:36,498 --> 00:20:37,875
"Babe, have you
seen my yarmulke?"
369
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:39,380
Babe, you don't
have a yarmulke.
370
00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:42,553
I have a whole... it's in
my Jewish drawer, You“.
371
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:47,099
I mean, how are you supposed to
even pick a dress from a magazine'?
372
00:20:47,174 --> 00:20:50,303
Look at all of them, they're all
just white and puffy and stupid,
373
00:20:50,719 --> 00:20:53,268
Vi, come on. Hey!
What?
374
00:20:53,347 --> 00:20:54,974
It's supposed
to be exciting,
375
00:20:55,182 --> 00:20:57,525
This is your wedding.
You only get a few of these,
376
00:20:58,726 --> 00:21:00,774
I didn't
get into Berkeley,
377
00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:03,572
It was the perfect teaching job.
It was local.
378
00:21:03,648 --> 00:21:04,740
Oh, God.
379
00:21:04,816 --> 00:21:06,989
Eight years of studying, just
down the tube.
380
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:08,285
I'm so sorry, babe.
381
00:21:08,361 --> 00:21:10,238
I'm going to be married
within the year,
382
00:21:10,321 --> 00:21:11,822
I'm gonna be pregnant
within two years
383
00:21:12,656 --> 00:21:15,910
and no career, I'll just
be changing nappies
384
00:21:15,993 --> 00:21:18,917
and washing dishes
and making apple pie,
385
00:21:18,996 --> 00:21:21,340
And I want that,
I want it all,
386
00:21:21,415 --> 00:21:23,088
but I want to have
the career as well,
387
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,918
It's not enough for me,
388
00:21:25,002 --> 00:21:27,595
I mean, it's fine.
I can reapply next year,
389
00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:29,217
You don't have
to get upset.
390
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:33,267
It's fine. Why do you always
turn things into your thing?
391
00:21:33,342 --> 00:21:34,468
No.
Come on!
392
00:21:34,552 --> 00:21:36,520
I'm sorry.
What?
393
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,473
I can't help it.
It must be the hormones.
394
00:21:38,556 --> 00:21:41,980
What, you're at that time of the month again?
You're always on your period.
395
00:21:42,058 --> 00:21:43,526
No,
396
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,229
What is it, then'?
397
00:21:47,522 --> 00:21:49,069
Are you pregnant?
398
00:21:49,858 --> 00:21:51,451
Just a little.
399
00:21:51,526 --> 00:21:52,903
Just a little?
400
00:21:53,028 --> 00:21:54,825
Suzie!
401
00:21:55,613 --> 00:21:57,115
God, I feel so guilty.
Crikey!
402
00:21:57,197 --> 00:21:58,949
I know this is your time,
403
00:21:59,033 --> 00:22:01,502
and I just... I don't want to
take the attention away from you,
404
00:22:01,577 --> 00:22:02,874
I'm sorry.
405
00:22:02,953 --> 00:22:04,455
Who's the guy'?
406
00:22:05,122 --> 00:22:06,840
I don'! want
to tell you.
407
00:22:06,915 --> 00:22:08,212
Let me take
some guesses, okay?
408
00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:09,630
Just don't even
think about it.
409
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:10,961
One, two, three.
410
00:22:11,044 --> 00:22:12,512
Alex.
Fucking hell!
411
00:22:12,587 --> 00:22:13,839
You didn't say it,
only I said it!
412
00:22:13,921 --> 00:22:15,844
Is it Alex?
It is Alex.
413
00:22:15,923 --> 00:22:17,140
Oh, gross!
414
00:22:17,216 --> 00:22:19,014
Of course it is. Jesus!
415
00:22:19,218 --> 00:22:21,346
No! He is a moron.
416
00:22:22,722 --> 00:22:24,018
Yeah,
417
00:22:24,097 --> 00:22:26,020
You may kiss the bride.
418
00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:44,413
We're fucking married!
419
00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:47,920
Chest bump.
Oh! Ah!
420
00:22:50,915 --> 00:22:52,257
We did it
421
00:24:24,752 --> 00:24:30,509
Not to be competitive, but our
wedding is going to be way better,
422
00:24:31,175 --> 00:24:34,599
Absolutely, Theirs was
pretty, but I was very cold.
423
00:24:35,219 --> 00:24:36,687
Okay, right'?
Yeah.
424
00:24:36,763 --> 00:24:38,106
I was chilly
the whole time,
425
00:24:38,181 --> 00:24:39,182
It was very chilly,
426
00:24:43,352 --> 00:24:45,275
It was beautiful, wasn't it?
Fuck those guys,
427
00:24:45,354 --> 00:24:46,571
Fuck,
428
00:25:13,756 --> 00:25:15,723
Hey.
Hey.
429
00:25:15,799 --> 00:25:16,891
Whoa. What's going on'?
430
00:25:16,966 --> 00:25:18,309
I'm good.
431
00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:21,354
No, I know you, you're not good.
What is going on'?
432
00:25:21,429 --> 00:25:23,397
Okay.
Sit down and talk to me,
433
00:25:23,973 --> 00:25:25,816
I got a letter from
the University of Michigan,
434
00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:27,144
Okay.
I got in,
435
00:25:27,977 --> 00:25:30,820
Oh, my God! Congratulations,
that's great!
436
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,819
No, no, no, it's not.
It's actually terrible.
437
00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:35,367
You know, I've been
sitting here panicking
438
00:25:35,442 --> 00:25:36,944
because my mum quit
her job for my dad
439
00:25:37,027 --> 00:25:38,449
and she never
forgave him, ever,
440
00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:41,832
She became a real martyr
and she's not a happy person,
441
00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:43,955
and I just don'! want you
becoming my mother.
442
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:46,453
I really don't want you
becoming like her. Babe,
443
00:25:47,829 --> 00:25:49,547
Calm down.
Okay.
444
00:25:49,622 --> 00:25:50,669
Okay, it's you and me.
Yeah.
445
00:25:50,748 --> 00:25:53,171
We can handle anything,
I'm not scared of this.
446
00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:54,503
I know, I think
I'm just scared
447
00:25:54,585 --> 00:25:56,132
that you will
end up resenting me,
448
00:25:56,212 --> 00:25:57,634
This is a huge
opportunity for you,
449
00:25:58,130 --> 00:26:00,552
If you don't do this, you're
gonna end up resenting me,
450
00:26:00,632 --> 00:26:04,933
and, frankly, I would much rather
be the resentor than resented,
451
00:26:05,762 --> 00:26:09,437
Look, let's talk logistics.
How long is the thing?
452
00:26:10,267 --> 00:26:12,190
Two years.
Two years?
453
00:26:12,269 --> 00:26:13,565
Yeah. it's long.
454
00:26:13,644 --> 00:26:14,861
No, it's not.
455
00:26:14,937 --> 00:26:15,904
Really?
456
00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:18,699
In the scheme of us spending
our whole lives together,
457
00:26:18,774 --> 00:26:20,572
two years, that's...
458
00:26:21,777 --> 00:26:23,905
And then we can
come back here, right?
459
00:26:24,029 --> 00:26:26,748
Yeah, of course. It's just two years.
Yeah, that's...
460
00:26:26,866 --> 00:26:28,583
And, look, I can cook anywhere.
Right.
461
00:26:28,658 --> 00:26:31,161
I've cooked in New York,
I've cooked in L.A.
462
00:26:31,244 --> 00:26:33,713
I'm pretty sure
I can handle Michigan,
463
00:26:34,664 --> 00:26:35,711
Um...
464
00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:38,509
All right. Listen,
here's what I propose,
465
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,179
Let's just put off the wedding.
We're not in any rush,
466
00:26:41,254 --> 00:26:42,254
Really?
Yeah.
467
00:26:42,462 --> 00:26:45,557
We'll get to Michigan,
we'll get settled in,
468
00:26:45,632 --> 00:26:47,805
and then we'll start planning
the wedding again from there
469
00:26:47,885 --> 00:26:49,307
once we have
our bearings,
470
00:26:49,386 --> 00:26:50,683
Tom.
471
00:26:51,221 --> 00:26:52,268
Oh!
472
00:26:57,310 --> 00:26:58,983
Can I just say something?
Yeah.
473
00:26:59,812 --> 00:27:04,568
I think we both know that I deserve
to get super laid for this.
474
00:27:05,318 --> 00:27:07,161
Do you want me to wear
a cape or something?
475
00:27:07,236 --> 00:27:09,034
I mean, theoretically,
whatever you want,
476
00:27:09,113 --> 00:27:10,330
I'm just saying I don't
want weekday sex.
477
00:27:10,406 --> 00:27:12,373
You're guilt-sexing me! I want a show.
I want the show,
478
00:27:12,490 --> 00:27:13,912
You're gonna get the
show, Good, I better.
479
00:27:13,992 --> 00:27:15,915
You're gonna get the
Cirque du Soleil of shows.
480
00:27:16,995 --> 00:27:19,248
Lots of this.
And this stuff.
481
00:27:20,165 --> 00:27:21,917
Not a mime.
Yeah.
482
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,593
This stuff,
483
00:27:23,668 --> 00:27:24,964
Babe!
484
00:27:28,672 --> 00:27:30,140
You really don't
think our family
485
00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:31,933
is going to be disappointed
that we're delaying?
486
00:27:32,843 --> 00:27:34,595
You know what?
They'll live.
487
00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:38,273
And now, a moment
of silence for Leonora.
488
00:27:42,518 --> 00:27:44,395
Boy, we were
packed last night.
489
00:27:44,479 --> 00:27:46,777
I got reservations
coming in like crazy.
490
00:27:46,856 --> 00:27:48,199
What's going on'?
491
00:27:50,234 --> 00:27:52,532
I'm actually here to give
you my two weeks' notice,
492
00:27:53,613 --> 00:27:55,660
I can'! thank you enough
for all I've learned
493
00:27:55,739 --> 00:27:57,286
from you for the past
couple of years.
494
00:27:57,366 --> 00:27:58,618
It's been amazing,
and so.“
495
00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:00,043
No,
496
00:28:01,078 --> 00:28:04,298
I was going to name you head
chef at my new restaurant.
497
00:28:04,373 --> 00:28:05,374
Clam Bar,
498
00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:07,213
What's going on'?
499
00:28:07,751 --> 00:28:09,468
Wow, okay,
500
00:28:10,711 --> 00:28:14,215
I really wish that you would
have told me that earlier.
501
00:28:14,799 --> 00:28:15,891
Shit.
502
00:28:16,592 --> 00:28:20,017
Okay, so my fiancée,
Violet, who you've met,
503
00:28:20,596 --> 00:28:22,314
got a job in Michigan.“
504
00:28:22,390 --> 00:28:25,313
This is why marriage
is dumb, okay? It's dumb,
505
00:28:25,392 --> 00:28:27,190
You have a job here,
and she's got a job there,
506
00:28:27,268 --> 00:28:29,612
You guys can'! do anything
because you're so connected,
507
00:28:29,688 --> 00:28:31,235
so then one of you
has to get the shaft.
508
00:28:32,399 --> 00:28:34,902
This is why I voted
against gay marriage,
509
00:28:35,568 --> 00:28:36,569
Please don't tell people.
510
00:28:36,653 --> 00:28:40,657
Well, you know, just saying,
what are you supposed to do?
511
00:28:40,739 --> 00:28:43,743
It's like your fiancée
gets offered her dream job,
512
00:28:43,826 --> 00:28:44,918
what are you
going to do, say no?
513
00:28:45,369 --> 00:28:46,495
Yes.
514
00:28:47,746 --> 00:28:48,838
I have to go,
515
00:28:48,914 --> 00:28:49,915
Yeah,
516
00:29:16,982 --> 00:29:19,656
People make bad decisions,
This is a fact.
517
00:29:19,735 --> 00:29:21,862
They make them knowingly and
they make them consistently,
518
00:29:21,944 --> 00:29:24,993
and the question we ask
on this course is, "Why?"
519
00:29:25,072 --> 00:29:26,449
"I'm going
on a diet tomorrow,
520
00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:28,660
"so I'll eat as much chocolate as
I like tonight"
521
00:29:28,743 --> 00:29:30,871
"Unprotected sex feels good,
522
00:29:30,953 --> 00:29:34,002
"so I'm going to have it despite the
fact I might go mad with syphilis."
523
00:29:34,165 --> 00:29:37,418
Please remain seated. It's
probably just a false alarm.
524
00:29:39,294 --> 00:29:43,515
Is behavior the person, the environment,
or a combination of the two?
525
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,434
What do obesity,
lying, drunk driving
526
00:29:46,509 --> 00:29:48,432
and rooting for
Ohio State have in common?
527
00:29:49,636 --> 00:29:51,388
I'll tell you.
Bad decisions,
528
00:29:51,472 --> 00:29:53,941
In fact, you're all currently
making a bad decision.
529
00:29:54,016 --> 00:29:55,563
Why would you sit
through a fire alarm?
530
00:29:55,642 --> 00:29:59,237
Just because I, a man you've only just
met, tells you it's a false alarm
531
00:29:59,313 --> 00:30:01,031
doesn't mean
that in seconds' time
532
00:30:01,106 --> 00:30:02,779
we could all be
engulfed in flames,
533
00:30:02,858 --> 00:30:05,485
begging and crying
for a quick death.
534
00:30:06,652 --> 00:30:08,620
But it is a false alarm,
535
00:30:11,115 --> 00:30:13,834
And those firemen,
they're actors.
536
00:30:16,370 --> 00:30:18,497
Want to see
some real fire?
537
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:24,215
Welcome to Social Psychology.
Thank you.
538
00:30:54,781 --> 00:30:58,126
So, you quit your chef job in San
Francisco to move to Michigan?
539
00:30:58,201 --> 00:30:59,874
Believe it or not,
I did, yeah,
540
00:31:04,373 --> 00:31:06,046
Who does that'?
541
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,093
So, what were they paying
you in San Francisco?
542
00:31:12,589 --> 00:31:14,011
$18.50 an hour.
543
00:31:14,091 --> 00:31:15,307
Oh, shit!
Yeah.
544
00:31:15,383 --> 00:31:16,384
That's pretty good.
545
00:31:16,467 --> 00:31:17,514
I was lucky,
546
00:31:17,593 --> 00:31:19,561
I probably couldn't do
that, I could do $11.
547
00:31:20,888 --> 00:31:23,482
You know what, it's a different market.
I totally understand.
548
00:31:23,558 --> 00:31:24,559
You got to
start somewhere
549
00:31:25,643 --> 00:31:27,236
Nine, then?
550
00:31:27,311 --> 00:31:29,278
Well, I thought
you just said 11.
551
00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:30,480
Well, six'?
552
00:31:31,565 --> 00:31:33,238
I got it.
You're fucking with me,
553
00:31:33,316 --> 00:31:35,944
We don'! really have
any openings. Sorry.
554
00:31:45,744 --> 00:31:48,167
Ooh! Impressive
knife skills.
555
00:31:48,247 --> 00:31:50,295
Thank you.
I've heard that before.
556
00:31:50,374 --> 00:31:52,752
So, yeah.
Do I have the job?
557
00:31:52,835 --> 00:31:55,839
No, I'm sorry. I just needed
those onions chopped,
558
00:31:56,255 --> 00:31:57,347
You're joking, right?
559
00:31:57,423 --> 00:31:59,220
No. Good luck, though.
560
00:31:59,299 --> 00:32:03,679
You left San Francisco to come to Michigan?
Are you fucking brain-dead'?
561
00:32:28,159 --> 00:32:29,957
And voila!
562
00:32:30,745 --> 00:32:32,088
Figured that out quick.
563
00:32:32,371 --> 00:32:35,750
Oh, thanks. I studied at the Culinary
Institute for a couple years,
564
00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:37,460
Could I get
a dill with that?
565
00:32:38,002 --> 00:32:40,221
Well, you're welcome
to go with a dill
566
00:32:40,296 --> 00:32:43,048
if you want to make the
biggest mistake of your life,
567
00:32:43,131 --> 00:32:47,477
Personally, I think the kosher dill
is way too briny for a Reuben,
568
00:32:47,552 --> 00:32:50,476
You're going to want something nice
and cumin-y with a fresh kick,
569
00:32:50,639 --> 00:32:52,437
I'd go with
a habanero Sriracha,
570
00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:54,901
The cucumber's
naughty cousin.
571
00:32:54,976 --> 00:32:55,976
Thanks, man.
572
00:32:56,727 --> 00:32:58,900
I'm sort of a pickle
nerd around here.
573
00:32:58,979 --> 00:33:00,697
So, really, all I'm
gonna be doing here
574
00:33:00,773 --> 00:33:02,400
is just making
sandwiches, huh'?
575
00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:04,694
Yeah, but you're making the
most exquisite sandwiches
576
00:33:04,777 --> 00:33:06,279
in town,
maybe the world,
577
00:33:06,362 --> 00:33:07,363
Right,
578
00:33:07,446 --> 00:33:09,198
Why don't you just fucking
let her have the dill, man?
579
00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:11,916
Why don't you just fucking do something?
Fuck off.
580
00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,083
Hey.
I'm Tom.
581
00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:14,502
I'm Margaret.
You're the new guy, right?
582
00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:16,166
I am, yeah. Nice to meet
you, Nice to meet you.
583
00:33:16,246 --> 00:33:17,839
Welcome to the team, dude.
584
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,962
I've pickled
everything, really.
585
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:24,379
I've pickled beets,
pickled peanut butter,
586
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,847
I pickled a sandwich,
I pickled batteries,
587
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:29,720
I pickled weed.
588
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:33,558
Which actually turned out
to be a huge waste of weed.
589
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:34,934
Next.
590
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:37,516
Hello, Katherine.
591
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,809
This is for you.
592
00:33:39,892 --> 00:33:42,611
Now, you can eat
that marshmallow now,
593
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:46,695
or if you wait 20 minutes. I'm
gonna give you two marshmallows.
594
00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:49,076
Okay? I'll see you later.
595
00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:52,325
This is an experiment I did
a couple of years ago,
596
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:56,284
which shows that children can have
trouble with self-regulation.
597
00:33:57,742 --> 00:34:01,087
As you know, if we don't get research
grants, we have no money to pay you.
598
00:34:01,162 --> 00:34:02,414
And, as of now,
we don't have one.
599
00:34:02,497 --> 00:34:06,877
So, we need ideas for some
studies that we can run,
600
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,929
and this is my main
area of interest, here.
601
00:34:10,212 --> 00:34:14,513
Good. So I want to do the
marshmallow experiment with adults.
602
00:34:14,591 --> 00:34:17,014
Well, adults will just wait
for the second marshmallow,
603
00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:19,563
I actually don't even think
adults really like marshmallows.
604
00:34:19,888 --> 00:34:22,686
Yeah, well, I'm not referring
specifically to the marshmallow.
605
00:34:22,765 --> 00:34:24,142
What about this?
606
00:34:24,225 --> 00:34:26,319
What if we were to
take our subjects, right,
607
00:34:26,394 --> 00:34:28,442
and have them play
a driving video game?
608
00:34:29,397 --> 00:34:32,150
Have half of the subjects
drive the car normally.
609
00:34:32,233 --> 00:34:34,327
Have the other half
drive while masturbating,
610
00:34:35,111 --> 00:34:37,408
Why do all of your experiments
have to involve masturbation?
611
00:34:37,738 --> 00:34:40,241
Why do none of your experiments
involve masturbation?
612
00:34:40,907 --> 00:34:42,409
Um... What if we,
613
00:34:43,201 --> 00:34:47,502
um, casually left a box of stale
donuts in the testing room?
614
00:34:48,415 --> 00:34:50,587
And you inform the subjects
that these stale donuts
615
00:34:50,666 --> 00:34:52,259
will be replaced
with new donuts
616
00:34:52,752 --> 00:34:54,675
20 minutes from then,
617
00:34:54,754 --> 00:34:59,225
But then we watch and we see who
still goes for an old donut.
618
00:35:00,676 --> 00:35:03,225
What would be interesting
is if we had a manipulation,
619
00:35:03,304 --> 00:35:05,055
So, one group,
we could make them
620
00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:06,856
feel temporarily
depressed or...
621
00:35:06,931 --> 00:35:08,274
You know
what we should do?
622
00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:10,023
We should do a screening
of The Notebook.
623
00:35:10,101 --> 00:35:11,068
Yes.
624
00:35:11,144 --> 00:35:12,191
I know it's stupid,
but that shit
625
00:35:12,270 --> 00:35:13,692
makes me cry.
Yeah.
626
00:35:13,772 --> 00:35:16,446
I would eat 10 million donuts
after watching The Notebook.
627
00:35:16,649 --> 00:35:17,946
Okay, I got a good one.
628
00:35:18,276 --> 00:35:21,905
How about we get a subject and
then put the subject to sleep,
629
00:35:21,987 --> 00:35:25,287
and then cover him with
blood and chicken feathers
630
00:35:25,366 --> 00:35:29,587
and then put a gun in his hand and
then scream inside of his ear,
631
00:35:30,287 --> 00:35:31,789
For what purpose?
632
00:35:32,539 --> 00:35:34,711
I just wan! to
see what would happen.
633
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,173
Okay,
I have an experiment.
634
00:35:37,251 --> 00:35:39,549
I think we get three psych
grad students together,
635
00:35:39,629 --> 00:35:42,508
and we have them come up with the
craziest, most insane experiment ideas
636
00:35:42,590 --> 00:35:44,592
and then we just wait
and see how long it takes
637
00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:47,394
for the new girl to realize that
they're totally screwing with her.
638
00:35:49,971 --> 00:35:51,188
You're so busted.
639
00:35:52,641 --> 00:35:54,359
No!
640
00:35:56,353 --> 00:35:57,855
Oh, my God!
641
00:35:59,231 --> 00:36:01,654
I felt like I was listening
to all of you...
642
00:36:01,733 --> 00:36:03,860
Because that masturbation
thing was, like...
643
00:36:04,068 --> 00:36:05,786
That's not a joke,
that's real.
644
00:36:05,861 --> 00:36:07,534
My masturbation
theories are real.
645
00:36:07,905 --> 00:36:09,407
Yeah.
646
00:36:09,824 --> 00:36:12,418
No, he's obsessed with them.
It's kind of a drag.
647
00:36:12,493 --> 00:36:14,587
Okay, listen, I like
Violet's donut experiment.
648
00:36:14,662 --> 00:36:18,336
I think it's elegant, it's simple,
and we all get to eat donuts.
649
00:36:18,415 --> 00:36:19,416
Great,
650
00:36:19,499 --> 00:36:20,751
Well done, Violet.
Thank you,
651
00:36:20,834 --> 00:36:22,051
Welcome aboard.
Thanks.
652
00:36:27,048 --> 00:36:28,971
Okay, listen.
That's enough shoptalk,
653
00:36:29,050 --> 00:36:30,802
I love a love story.
How did you guys meet?
654
00:36:31,718 --> 00:36:33,061
I'll take this one, if
that's all right. Okay,
655
00:36:33,137 --> 00:36:34,138
Yeah,
656
00:36:34,221 --> 00:36:35,723
It was two
New Year's Eves ago.
657
00:36:39,935 --> 00:36:41,778
Violet was dressed
as Princess Diana,
658
00:36:41,854 --> 00:36:44,448
Yep, Tom was
dressed as Super Bunny.
659
00:36:44,523 --> 00:36:45,614
Guilty as charged.
660
00:36:46,357 --> 00:36:47,358
But, then...
661
00:36:47,442 --> 00:36:49,035
Gwyrth!
Gwyrth! Down, Gwyrth!
662
00:36:49,402 --> 00:36:51,951
Gwyrth! Gwyrth!
Down, boy, down. Gwyrth
663
00:36:52,029 --> 00:36:54,452
Come on, there we are.
Come on.
664
00:36:54,615 --> 00:36:56,538
Good boy, good boy.
665
00:36:57,452 --> 00:37:00,170
Gwyrth?
What a fascinating name,
666
00:37:00,245 --> 00:37:02,794
it's actually pronounced
"Gwyrth It's Welsh.
667
00:37:02,873 --> 00:37:04,341
Gwyrf.
Gwyth,
668
00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:05,668
With an "F"?
669
00:37:06,585 --> 00:37:08,132
Gwyrth-
Gwyrth
670
00:37:08,211 --> 00:37:09,554
Ah! Like Gwyrth Paltrow.
671
00:37:09,629 --> 00:37:10,801
No, no, "Gwyrth."
672
00:37:11,047 --> 00:37:13,015
Gwyth.
- No, it's "Gwyrth."
673
00:37:13,091 --> 00:37:14,216
Gwyr-yth.
674
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:17,850
No. G-W-Y-R-T-H. “Gwyrth."
675
00:37:17,928 --> 00:37:20,022
It means "miracle" in Welsh
He was a rescue dog.
676
00:37:20,347 --> 00:37:21,348
Nice.
677
00:37:21,432 --> 00:37:23,526
Well, enough about the dog.
To marriage!
678
00:37:23,601 --> 00:37:24,648
To marriage,
679
00:37:24,727 --> 00:37:26,855
Cheers, everyone.
Congratulations, both of you.
680
00:37:26,937 --> 00:37:28,189
Thank you, Winton.
681
00:37:28,272 --> 00:37:29,693
And to Gwyneth.
682
00:37:34,903 --> 00:37:36,905
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
683
00:37:37,489 --> 00:37:38,490
Gwi-an,
684
00:37:39,949 --> 00:37:41,201
Ming, please,
685
00:37:41,576 --> 00:37:42,828
Hey.
How you doing?
686
00:37:42,910 --> 00:37:44,662
You okay'? Great, awesome. Yeah, yeah.
This is cool.
687
00:37:44,745 --> 00:37:46,213
Okay, cool. Five more minutes.
This is cool.
688
00:37:46,288 --> 00:37:48,006
Okay.
689
00:37:50,834 --> 00:37:53,212
Thank God for another
male faculty-spouse.
690
00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:55,092
How could you tell'?
691
00:37:55,172 --> 00:37:57,015
I can smell it on you,
692
00:37:57,090 --> 00:37:58,136
Hi, I'm Bill.
693
00:37:58,216 --> 00:37:59,183
Hi, Tom.
It's a pleasure,
694
00:37:59,258 --> 00:38:01,181
Nice to meet you.
What do you do, Tom?
695
00:38:01,260 --> 00:38:04,309
I'm a chef, actually, But right
now, I work at Zingerman's,
696
00:38:04,430 --> 00:38:06,808
Holy shit! I love that place.
Hmm.
697
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,193
Yeah.
Yeah, it's fun.
698
00:38:09,268 --> 00:38:10,736
So, what do you do
for a living?
699
00:38:10,811 --> 00:38:12,232
I am a chef,
700
00:38:12,771 --> 00:38:14,193
Have you seen
Ratatouille?
701
00:38:15,148 --> 00:38:17,617
Uh, yeah.
Based on my life,
702
00:38:17,734 --> 00:38:20,283
It must
resonate with you, right?
703
00:38:20,362 --> 00:38:22,785
Yeah, I mean, sure,
Absolutely,
704
00:38:22,864 --> 00:38:23,865
You work at Zingerman?
- Yeah.
705
00:38:23,949 --> 00:38:25,622
Oh, I love that place.
706
00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:27,121
Thanks.
Yeah, yeah, it's fun,
707
00:38:27,243 --> 00:38:29,621
Can you give me
a free sandwich?
708
00:38:30,621 --> 00:38:31,793
Sometime?
709
00:38:31,872 --> 00:38:33,499
Have you seen that
movie Ratatouille?
710
00:38:35,042 --> 00:38:36,965
You know, it's so funny,
Everyone keeps asking me that.
711
00:38:37,044 --> 00:38:39,467
Yeah. It's a fantastic movie.
Yeah' Yeah.
712
00:38:39,547 --> 00:38:40,638
How about you?
What do you do?
713
00:38:41,047 --> 00:38:44,221
I take care of the kids,
run carpool, pack lunches,
714
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:47,224
It's fantastic, watching
the little ones grow up.
715
00:38:47,303 --> 00:38:49,305
Sometimes I wonder where my penis went.
716
00:38:50,098 --> 00:38:52,271
It's just a joke
I like to say.
717
00:38:55,227 --> 00:38:57,400
I got a lot of quality
time with your friends,
718
00:38:57,479 --> 00:38:59,152
They really like
Ratatouille.
719
00:38:59,314 --> 00:39:02,193
Oh, did I ignore
you at the party?
720
00:39:02,276 --> 00:39:04,699
Come here. I love you.
721
00:39:04,778 --> 00:39:05,779
I love you, too,
722
00:39:05,862 --> 00:39:07,159
I'm sorry.
723
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,161
How are you?
Are you all right?
724
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,244
I know it's a lot.
It's an adjustment,
725
00:39:12,326 --> 00:39:14,704
No, I'm fine.
I really am.
726
00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:17,047
You know what? I had a
really good time tonight,
727
00:39:17,623 --> 00:39:20,718
It was a fun party.
And I like all your friends,
728
00:39:21,669 --> 00:39:23,467
Did you meet Bill?
Yeah.
729
00:39:23,545 --> 00:39:26,719
Well, Bill is going
to take me hunting,
730
00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:27,845
Oh, yeah?
731
00:39:27,924 --> 00:39:30,347
Which I feel like is
something I'm made to do,
732
00:39:32,929 --> 00:39:34,772
So, yeah. Yeah.
That's good.
733
00:39:34,848 --> 00:39:37,601
You promise me you'd tell me if you
weren't feeling all right, and...
734
00:39:37,684 --> 00:39:40,527
Babe, you gotta stop asking me.
I really am fine.
735
00:39:40,603 --> 00:39:42,105
Okay.
I am.
736
00:39:43,188 --> 00:39:44,360
That snow looks nice.
737
00:39:45,691 --> 00:39:47,443
It's fine.
Yeah, looks fine.
738
00:39:47,526 --> 00:39:49,528
Do you want to roll around
with me in it and get weird?
739
00:39:49,612 --> 00:39:50,613
You mean, like...
740
00:39:50,696 --> 00:39:53,539
Yeah! No one's around.
Let's get into Michigan life,
741
00:39:55,533 --> 00:39:58,127
Okay, it sounds great, it does.
There is one issue.
742
00:39:58,202 --> 00:39:59,749
What?
It's very cold out.
743
00:39:59,829 --> 00:40:00,796
So what?
744
00:40:00,872 --> 00:40:03,125
My penis is going to lock
super-small for a second,
745
00:40:03,207 --> 00:40:04,880
I've seen your penis
every single way,
746
00:40:05,543 --> 00:40:06,885
Not this small.
747
00:40:07,044 --> 00:40:08,796
Take your pants off,
Let's do it.
748
00:40:08,879 --> 00:40:10,381
It's going to look
like a baby's dick.
749
00:40:10,547 --> 00:40:11,844
Okay, you're ruining
the moment,
750
00:40:11,923 --> 00:40:13,220
I'm just going to
cut you off right now,
751
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:14,426
Baby dick.
Okay,
752
00:40:17,471 --> 00:40:19,894
Come on, it's so nice! Fuck it.
753
00:40:20,182 --> 00:40:21,398
Do it!
Ow!
754
00:40:22,141 --> 00:40:23,893
What? What?
My hip, my hip!
755
00:40:23,976 --> 00:40:24,977
Oh, my God.
756
00:40:25,061 --> 00:40:26,108
I landed on something.
757
00:40:26,187 --> 00:40:27,188
It's a fire hydrant,
758
00:40:27,271 --> 00:40:29,319
What the fuck is a fire
hydrant doing there?
759
00:40:29,398 --> 00:40:30,650
Poor old grandpa.
760
00:40:30,733 --> 00:40:31,780
Oh, God.
761
00:40:31,859 --> 00:40:33,111
Did I just say,
"My hip, my hip"?
762
00:40:33,194 --> 00:40:34,662
Yes, you did,
763
00:40:36,821 --> 00:40:38,198
Sorry, babe.
764
00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:49,501
Oh, God.
765
00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:50,834
I shot him,
766
00:40:51,377 --> 00:40:52,754
Right in the brains,
767
00:40:54,755 --> 00:40:56,723
Welcome to your
manhood, Tom.
768
00:41:02,888 --> 00:41:03,889
Hey, you...
769
00:41:04,847 --> 00:41:06,599
You like my sweater?
770
00:41:07,266 --> 00:41:08,518
Yeah,
771
00:41:08,685 --> 00:41:09,686
I knitted it.
772
00:41:09,769 --> 00:41:12,363
Oh, cool. Awesome.
Yeah.
773
00:41:12,438 --> 00:41:15,988
My kids used to take these
really long, boring naps.
774
00:41:16,067 --> 00:41:20,037
And, for a while, I just stared at them.
But then I found knitting,
775
00:41:20,112 --> 00:41:22,991
I can knit you one if you want.
It's super-cozy.
776
00:41:23,073 --> 00:41:24,450
Here, feel it.
777
00:41:27,452 --> 00:41:30,797
Wow, that actually
is super-cozy.
778
00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:32,378
Yeah.
Yeah.
779
00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:36,802
See, I told you this place is awesome.
You just gotta settle into it.
780
00:41:40,381 --> 00:41:41,507
(HONKING}
781
00:41:58,565 --> 00:42:01,989
Hello!
Look at her,
782
00:42:02,484 --> 00:42:04,111
Let me hold her,
783
00:42:04,194 --> 00:42:07,164
Careful, Violet. Mind her neck.
You did it.
784
00:42:09,408 --> 00:42:11,831
You're so clever,
785
00:42:12,995 --> 00:42:14,372
It's adorable,
786
00:42:14,455 --> 00:42:16,502
See, he calls it an "it."
787
00:42:17,582 --> 00:42:20,552
Dude, Clam Bar.
Booked for an entire month,
788
00:42:21,169 --> 00:42:22,762
You cannot get
a table for 30 days,
789
00:42:22,837 --> 00:42:25,340
Thank you so much for quitting, bro.
You made my career,
790
00:42:25,423 --> 00:42:28,051
Oh. Yeah, I did it all
for you, buddy.
791
00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:30,598
Anyways, so how's Michigan?
792
00:42:31,178 --> 00:42:34,603
You know, it's a bit of an adjustment.
But, all in all, it's fine.
793
00:42:34,681 --> 00:42:35,933
Wow.
Sorry.
794
00:42:36,016 --> 00:42:38,018
Have you told her
how much you hate it?
795
00:42:38,101 --> 00:42:39,694
I don't hate it.
796
00:42:40,979 --> 00:42:42,902
A bit of Irish stoicism
never hurt anyone,
797
00:42:42,981 --> 00:42:46,200
Well, I think it hurt
a shitload of Irish people.
798
00:42:47,109 --> 00:42:49,953
Bro, you gotta be
honest with her, man.
799
00:42:50,029 --> 00:42:51,406
I am honest.
800
00:42:52,698 --> 00:42:53,745
No, you're not,
801
00:42:53,824 --> 00:42:54,916
You're not being
honest with me.
802
00:42:55,034 --> 00:42:56,160
You're not being
honest with her.
803
00:42:56,243 --> 00:42:57,460
Don't be a martyr.
804
00:42:57,536 --> 00:42:59,038
Trust me, dude.
805
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:03,170
You need to be honest with this woman.
She's going to be your wife.
806
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:06,174
Like me, for example, when Suzie
told me that she was pregnant,
807
00:43:06,252 --> 00:43:07,629
I was like,
808
00:43:08,713 --> 00:43:11,887
"There's no fucking way
you're keeping this baby."
809
00:43:12,383 --> 00:43:14,055
Because that's what I felt,
810
00:43:14,134 --> 00:43:17,434
I was like, "No.
It's not mine, I know it."
811
00:43:17,513 --> 00:43:19,311
Because I was being honest.
812
00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:21,391
I didn't get caught up on
how that would make her feel.
813
00:43:21,683 --> 00:43:23,481
You know,
I was just being myself,
814
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,279
She, of course,
figured out later
815
00:43:26,355 --> 00:43:29,904
that that was just panic
and anger setting in.
816
00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:31,317
And now she knows
that about me'
817
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,027
So, two weeks ago, when I
was trying to talk her into
818
00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,828
giving up
the baby for adoption,
819
00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:37,657
she's like, "Is this panic,
and is this anger?"
820
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,584
And I was like,
"Oh, my God, it is.
821
00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:42,328
Let's keep it
822
00:43:42,410 --> 00:43:44,788
Let's just...
Let's go see your family,
823
00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:53,718
So, darting?
- Mmm-hmm'?
824
00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:57,846
Any ideas when this new
wedding might happen?
825
00:43:58,342 --> 00:44:00,936
Mmm. No...
I mean, not yet,
826
00:44:01,011 --> 00:44:02,604
Because, you know,
we've just moved
827
00:44:02,721 --> 00:44:04,314
and it's just a big
transition, and so...
828
00:44:04,390 --> 00:44:06,813
Look, it's never
going to be easy,
829
00:44:07,309 --> 00:44:10,938
I mean, you could delay forever.
Like you did with Gideon,
830
00:44:11,437 --> 00:44:13,439
You always need
things to be perfect,
831
00:44:13,523 --> 00:44:16,823
Mum, it's hardly the same, all right?
Gideon was a complete tool
832
00:44:16,901 --> 00:44:18,699
and so that's why I was
procrastinating as much as I did.
833
00:44:18,778 --> 00:44:20,121
What's the date?
834
00:44:20,238 --> 00:44:21,990
I don't know yet, Mum. You've
got to make a date, darling,
835
00:44:22,073 --> 00:44:23,040
I don't know yet,
Mum, and I will.
836
00:44:23,116 --> 00:44:25,244
Pick a date. Why is
that so difficult?
837
00:44:25,325 --> 00:44:26,372
It's not difficult,
838
00:44:26,451 --> 00:44:27,794
I'm just saying that
we've just got there
839
00:44:27,911 --> 00:44:29,254
and we're trying
to enjoy ourselves.
840
00:44:29,329 --> 00:44:30,330
Pick a date. Pick it,
pick it, pick it!
841
00:44:30,414 --> 00:44:33,042
Okay. I cannot think with you
yelling "Pick it" at me.
842
00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:34,126
Shh!
843
00:44:37,170 --> 00:44:38,467
You know why you're not sure?
844
00:44:39,172 --> 00:44:41,139
No. Because you've
never been sure,
845
00:44:41,215 --> 00:44:43,388
Okay, what I don't understand
is that you hated marriage.
846
00:44:43,718 --> 00:44:45,345
So why are you
forcing me into it?
847
00:44:46,012 --> 00:44:48,731
Well, well, well,
Miss Smarty-pants.
848
00:44:49,056 --> 00:44:51,559
For your information,
I did not hate marriage,
849
00:44:51,642 --> 00:44:53,269
I loved marriage,
850
00:44:54,144 --> 00:44:57,694
I loved your father, always,
I was happy.
851
00:44:58,148 --> 00:45:00,025
That's why I'm so
angry with him now,
852
00:45:00,525 --> 00:45:02,653
I was happy with
that idiot!
853
00:45:03,236 --> 00:45:05,034
I'm sorry I'm
not 23 years old,
854
00:45:05,155 --> 00:45:06,953
I'm sorry I'm
not made in China,
855
00:45:07,032 --> 00:45:09,329
I'm sorry I'm not
Miss Chew Chin Chow!
856
00:45:11,911 --> 00:45:13,584
Now look what you've done.
857
00:45:24,714 --> 00:45:28,093
Crazy about Alex
and the Clam Bar, right?
858
00:45:28,176 --> 00:45:29,302
Yeah,
859
00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:32,355
It's good, though.
You know, it really is.
860
00:45:32,430 --> 00:45:33,682
It's good for him,
861
00:45:33,765 --> 00:45:34,982
Are you okay about it'?
862
00:45:35,058 --> 00:45:36,435
I'm fine.
863
00:45:41,605 --> 00:45:43,448
Um... So, you know
what I was thinking?
864
00:45:43,523 --> 00:45:45,696
I know that we're not
in any rush or anything,
865
00:45:45,776 --> 00:45:49,155
but do you think maybe we should
start planning this wedding?
866
00:45:49,279 --> 00:45:51,202
Yes! I was just thinking that.
Yeah?
867
00:45:51,281 --> 00:45:52,327
Okay. Great.
Yes.
868
00:45:52,406 --> 00:45:54,033
I'll take the lead this time.
No.
869
00:45:54,116 --> 00:45:56,960
Listen, you're super-busy,
I've got time to do it.
870
00:45:57,036 --> 00:45:59,289
You can just... Look, pitch
in when you can, but“,
871
00:45:59,956 --> 00:46:01,082
Would you really do that?
872
00:46:01,165 --> 00:46:04,044
You did everything last time,
It's a two-way street.
873
00:46:04,126 --> 00:46:05,503
Thank you,
874
00:46:06,294 --> 00:46:07,671
Of course.
That's very kind.
875
00:46:07,754 --> 00:46:09,848
You're a very
good planner.
876
00:46:13,426 --> 00:46:15,849
I hope you like Legoland.
877
00:46:15,929 --> 00:46:17,476
Because that's where
it's going to be.
878
00:46:22,768 --> 00:46:23,735
I'm your giant man,
879
00:46:23,811 --> 00:46:25,813
YOU are my enormous man,
880
00:46:35,446 --> 00:46:37,995
Right, so who's
going to be our actor?
881
00:46:39,659 --> 00:46:42,503
Hmm? No, no, please, no.
I really don't want to do it.
882
00:46:42,578 --> 00:46:45,001
Come on, it's simple. You just
explain the personality test,
883
00:46:45,081 --> 00:46:46,298
then casually mention
884
00:46:46,374 --> 00:46:47,842
that the day-old donuts will
be replaced by fresh ones.
885
00:46:47,917 --> 00:46:49,008
No, I know what
I'm going to say.
886
00:46:49,334 --> 00:46:51,462
Anyone who takes an old donut has
got impulse control problems.
887
00:46:51,545 --> 00:46:52,842
No, I know, it's just...
I'm going to freeze up.
888
00:46:52,921 --> 00:46:53,922
You're going
to be great,
889
00:46:54,006 --> 00:46:55,758
People love you, You gotta do
it, it's gonna be so much fun,
890
00:46:55,841 --> 00:46:57,935
Violet.
Violet, Violet, Violet.
891
00:46:58,010 --> 00:46:59,262
Okay.
892
00:46:59,344 --> 00:47:00,561
Go on.
Whoo!
893
00:47:00,971 --> 00:47:02,689
Violet, Violet.
894
00:47:04,348 --> 00:47:06,021
Hello, everybody.
895
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:10,650
So, before you fill out
your personality tests,
896
00:47:10,730 --> 00:47:13,734
I just wanted to apologize
for the snacks.
897
00:47:15,276 --> 00:47:17,574
Those donuts are
from yesterday.
898
00:47:18,028 --> 00:47:22,909
And there will be fresh ones to replace
those ones in half of an hour.
899
00:47:23,199 --> 00:47:24,792
She's horrible,
900
00:47:26,453 --> 00:47:30,799
So, wait or dine,
the choice is yours. Bye.
901
00:47:31,374 --> 00:47:32,795
- She's really bad.
- She's really bad.
902
00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:34,627
Be nice, be nice.
903
00:47:34,710 --> 00:47:36,212
Hey. There she is.
904
00:47:36,295 --> 00:47:37,296
No, no. I messed it up.
905
00:47:37,379 --> 00:47:38,676
A round of applause.
906
00:47:39,882 --> 00:47:41,555
That was so good.
That was seamless.
907
00:47:41,633 --> 00:47:43,135
That was a good job,
908
00:47:43,927 --> 00:47:45,975
Hi, Professor.
Hey.
909
00:47:46,055 --> 00:47:48,807
So, I got the save-the-date.
Very exciting.
910
00:47:48,890 --> 00:47:50,358
Yes, it is.
911
00:47:51,059 --> 00:47:52,652
What is it?
912
00:47:52,727 --> 00:47:53,728
What do you mean?
913
00:47:53,811 --> 00:47:55,905
Well, you know, I just sensed
something in your voice.
914
00:47:55,980 --> 00:47:57,903
Oh, no.
I don't think so.
915
00:47:57,982 --> 00:47:59,234
Really?
916
00:47:59,692 --> 00:48:02,240
No, I...
Well, I mean...
917
00:48:03,070 --> 00:48:05,493
Oh, sorry, look, it's none of my business.
I shouldn't intrude.
918
00:48:05,572 --> 00:48:07,415
You know, it's your and Tom's thing.
I understand.
919
00:48:07,699 --> 00:48:08,666
Really,
920
00:48:08,742 --> 00:48:10,119
I mean,
it's not a secret,
921
00:48:10,202 --> 00:48:13,672
It's just that... I think I just
wish Tom were happier here,
922
00:48:13,747 --> 00:48:14,919
Has he told you
he's unhappy?
923
00:48:14,998 --> 00:48:16,294
No, but I can tell.
924
00:48:17,041 --> 00:48:19,510
Listen, I think
Tom is fantastic,
925
00:48:19,585 --> 00:48:22,759
But you mustn't let his
situation make you feel guilty.
926
00:48:22,838 --> 00:48:24,840
You've worked hard
to get here. Okay?
927
00:48:25,091 --> 00:48:27,185
You're on the verge,
you know?
928
00:48:27,259 --> 00:48:28,761
It's okay to be selfish,
929
00:48:28,844 --> 00:48:32,188
You're a good person, a very good
person, and Tom will be fine.
930
00:48:32,263 --> 00:48:34,015
Tom is all right.
Tom will understand.
931
00:48:34,099 --> 00:48:36,101
Yeah. Right,
932
00:48:36,184 --> 00:48:38,027
Hey, Professor.
Hey, Ashley,
933
00:48:38,103 --> 00:48:39,400
God, you know
everyone here.
934
00:48:39,479 --> 00:48:40,696
Well, most of the girls
are called Ashley
935
00:48:40,772 --> 00:48:43,525
and most of the guys are called
Zack, so I play the odds.
936
00:48:43,608 --> 00:48:45,109
Hey, Professor.
937
00:48:45,192 --> 00:48:47,570
Hey, Zack. How's Ashley?
938
00:48:50,114 --> 00:48:51,240
See?
939
00:48:51,615 --> 00:48:53,788
And now if you'll excuse me,
I'm late for tae kwon do,
940
00:48:53,867 --> 00:48:54,959
Okay.
941
00:49:00,790 --> 00:49:02,758
French vanilla
with coconut custard?
942
00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:04,962
I mean, who thinks of that'?
Some sort of genius.
943
00:49:05,044 --> 00:49:06,466
With or without
the fruit compote?
944
00:49:06,963 --> 00:49:08,215
You're going to want
the fruit compote.
945
00:49:08,297 --> 00:49:11,221
So, you guys have,
kind of, had a lot.
946
00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:12,892
This cake is so good.
947
00:49:12,968 --> 00:49:14,686
Cake testing is the best.
948
00:49:14,761 --> 00:49:18,231
I know, I don't know why girls get
so tense about all this planning,
949
00:49:18,306 --> 00:49:19,478
It's fun!
950
00:49:20,892 --> 00:49:22,439
Oh, my God.
951
00:49:23,895 --> 00:49:25,647
You look so handsome.
952
00:49:27,606 --> 00:49:31,577
Maybe I should, like,
just try on a regular tuxedo.
953
00:49:32,111 --> 00:49:34,239
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
954
00:49:34,780 --> 00:49:37,329
I feel like Bigfoot
would get married in this,
955
00:49:53,506 --> 00:49:55,304
God, I want a donut.
956
00:50:00,095 --> 00:50:02,598
You know, that's not
really a mirror.
957
00:50:02,681 --> 00:50:04,775
It's like, five nerds
back there, taking notes,
958
00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:07,477
What's up, nerds?
959
00:50:09,354 --> 00:50:10,855
These donuts suck.
960
00:50:13,107 --> 00:50:14,529
What about
the white peonies?
961
00:50:15,067 --> 00:50:17,069
Oh. Do you like
white peonies?
962
00:50:18,237 --> 00:50:19,284
Yeah,
963
00:50:19,363 --> 00:50:21,582
I've always heard, though, that,
I don't know if you have them,
964
00:50:21,657 --> 00:50:23,534
but black peonies
are much bigger.
965
00:50:23,618 --> 00:50:24,618
I've heard that, too.
966
00:50:24,701 --> 00:50:27,045
Oh, really'?
Oh, I hadn't heard that.
967
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,543
Oh! So you haven't
seen a black peonies?
968
00:50:29,623 --> 00:50:30,875
No, I never have.
969
00:50:30,957 --> 00:50:34,052
Hey, have you ever had a white
penis up your butt'?
970
00:50:35,545 --> 00:50:36,967
Bill.
971
00:50:37,047 --> 00:50:38,640
Okay, I'm not
acting anymore.
972
00:50:38,715 --> 00:50:40,387
I don't like it.
I'm not doing it again,
973
00:50:40,466 --> 00:50:41,558
Please let me do it.
974
00:50:41,634 --> 00:50:44,308
No, no way.
You like it too much.
975
00:50:44,386 --> 00:50:45,638
Ming.
976
00:50:45,721 --> 00:50:46,847
God damn it!
Go on.
977
00:50:50,517 --> 00:50:51,643
How come nobody
ever asks me?
978
00:50:51,727 --> 00:50:54,400
Because you'll make
the whole room masturbate.
979
00:51:05,573 --> 00:51:07,496
Hmm. Impressive.
980
00:51:07,575 --> 00:51:11,954
It is very interesting that there was
that 25 % correlation in both groups
981
00:51:12,037 --> 00:51:14,506
in that subjects who had a
history of life disruption
982
00:51:14,581 --> 00:51:15,958
also ate the stale donuts.
983
00:51:16,041 --> 00:51:17,088
It would be things like
984
00:51:17,334 --> 00:51:19,678
job loss, divorce,
trouble with the law,
985
00:51:19,753 --> 00:51:22,006
multiple partners,
that kind of thing.
986
00:51:22,088 --> 00:51:24,432
I mean, in short,
I would say that
987
00:51:24,507 --> 00:51:26,601
the people who ate the stale
donuts were essentially“,
988
00:51:26,676 --> 00:51:27,848
Screw-ups.
989
00:51:27,927 --> 00:51:30,021
Well, yeah, I didn't
want to say, but."
990
00:51:30,096 --> 00:51:31,564
Well, Violet,
congratulations.
991
00:51:31,639 --> 00:51:33,312
And your timing couldn't
have been more perfect,
992
00:51:33,391 --> 00:51:35,485
We've just gel
the NIH funding.
993
00:51:35,559 --> 00:51:38,357
Of course, partially due
to your excellent work.
994
00:51:38,436 --> 00:51:41,940
And this means I can
extend your postdoc.
995
00:51:42,023 --> 00:51:43,366
Really?
996
00:51:43,441 --> 00:51:45,819
Which means you're going to be
with us for a few more years,
997
00:51:45,902 --> 00:51:49,281
Wow, that is fantastic.
Thank you.
998
00:51:49,364 --> 00:51:51,331
No, thank you, Violet,
999
00:51:51,865 --> 00:51:54,618
Yeah. I can't wait
to tell Tom.
1000
00:52:03,294 --> 00:52:05,092
Hey!
Hey!
1001
00:52:05,169 --> 00:52:08,469
Can I show you three options
for our invitation card stock?
1002
00:52:08,548 --> 00:52:09,549
You sure can,
1003
00:52:09,632 --> 00:52:13,057
I'm super excited.
Okay, we have got the...
1004
00:52:13,136 --> 00:52:14,353
I love you,
1005
00:52:15,221 --> 00:52:16,894
Aw! I love you, too.
I do,
1006
00:52:17,473 --> 00:52:19,816
Something crazy
happened today.
1007
00:52:21,059 --> 00:52:24,609
Winton called me into the
office and hinted that
1008
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,825
they might be
extending my postdoc.
1009
00:52:33,155 --> 00:52:36,328
So, what does that mean
for us, exactly? Um..,
1010
00:52:37,116 --> 00:52:39,539
I think what it
probably means is that
1011
00:52:39,618 --> 00:52:42,417
we would stay here just for
a little bit and then...
1012
00:52:42,496 --> 00:52:44,590
Would you like
some of this wine?
1013
00:52:44,665 --> 00:52:46,292
Nope.
No? Okay,
1014
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:51,380
Um, I think the first phase
would be a few years,
1015
00:52:51,463 --> 00:52:54,216
and then, potentially,
if that went well,
1016
00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:56,517
for longer,
1017
00:52:56,801 --> 00:52:58,348
It sounds like
we're staying.
1018
00:53:19,781 --> 00:53:25,959
Look, I know our plans changed, but
they changed because I did well,
1019
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:28,581
and I know it doesn't
feel like that to you,
1020
00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:31,667
but maybe it's a good
thing that they changed,
1021
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,303
For you,
1022
00:53:36,296 --> 00:53:38,048
Yes, for me, but...
1023
00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:43,433
I've just worked so hard
for my whole life for this,
1024
00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:46,014
I feel like I'm
on the verge, babe.
1025
00:53:49,975 --> 00:53:52,728
And maybe it's okay
for me to be selfish.
1026
00:53:54,063 --> 00:53:56,236
Well, if it's okay
for you to be selfish,
1027
00:53:56,524 --> 00:53:59,494
I guess everyone else can just
figure it out on their own.
1028
00:53:59,568 --> 00:54:00,739
Okay, that came out wrong.
1029
00:54:00,819 --> 00:54:01,911
That came out wrong,
1030
00:54:01,986 --> 00:54:03,363
No, I think you said
exactly what you meant,
1031
00:54:04,072 --> 00:54:07,576
Academia's my life, Tom. I guess
you just don't understand.
1032
00:54:08,159 --> 00:54:10,503
Can I
tell you something?
1033
00:54:10,578 --> 00:54:13,127
It makes me
feel like shit
1034
00:54:13,206 --> 00:54:15,333
when you tell me I don't
understand things.
1035
00:54:15,416 --> 00:54:17,214
Okay. No, listen, I
have news for you,
1036
00:54:17,292 --> 00:54:19,010
I do understand.
1037
00:54:19,086 --> 00:54:21,259
I understand everything,
I just don't like it.
1038
00:54:21,755 --> 00:54:23,757
Well, I'm sorry.
You're right.
1039
00:54:24,258 --> 00:54:25,510
It's just not nice.
Okay, look.
1040
00:54:25,592 --> 00:54:27,890
I'm very excited about
what happened today.
1041
00:54:27,970 --> 00:54:29,721
Do you want
to know something?
1042
00:54:29,804 --> 00:54:32,728
As soon as I heard the news, I felt
instantly terrified to tell you.
1043
00:54:33,349 --> 00:54:34,851
Now, there's something
wrong with that,
1044
00:54:34,934 --> 00:54:37,653
that I feel like you
can't share in this with me,
1045
00:54:37,728 --> 00:54:38,729
Even a little.
1046
00:54:39,939 --> 00:54:41,782
I'm happy for you,
1047
00:54:42,942 --> 00:54:45,820
Yay! We get to stay here!
1048
00:54:45,902 --> 00:54:46,869
You're being a prick,
1049
00:54:46,945 --> 00:54:48,037
Then I'll just try
to be happy, too,
1050
00:54:48,113 --> 00:54:49,365
That's not being
happy for me.
1051
00:54:49,448 --> 00:54:50,449
I want you to be happy,
1052
00:54:50,532 --> 00:54:51,704
That's not being
happy for me.
1053
00:54:51,783 --> 00:54:53,035
That is martyring yourself
1054
00:54:53,118 --> 00:54:56,588
and then blaming me for your
perceived lack of success'
1055
00:54:57,456 --> 00:54:58,456
Now."
1056
00:54:59,248 --> 00:55:00,340
Now I have
a lack of success?
1057
00:55:00,458 --> 00:55:02,552
Well, I don't think you do. I
have a lack of success now?
1058
00:55:02,626 --> 00:55:05,971
But you clearly think you do
and that's the problem.
1059
00:55:06,630 --> 00:55:09,509
The fact remains, Tom, that
you work at a cool place,
1060
00:55:09,592 --> 00:55:11,560
but you refuse
to see it as that.
1061
00:55:11,635 --> 00:55:14,228
I ran a kitchen
in San Francisco,
1062
00:55:14,304 --> 00:55:15,396
okay?
Okay,
1063
00:55:15,472 --> 00:55:17,224
And you have
no idea how it feels
1064
00:55:17,307 --> 00:55:19,059
to be the guy
in a relationship
1065
00:55:19,142 --> 00:55:20,860
and not have a job
that you're proud of.
1066
00:55:20,935 --> 00:55:22,061
It's embarrassing.
1067
00:55:22,145 --> 00:55:24,068
Why haven'! we once
talked about the fact
1068
00:55:24,147 --> 00:55:26,024
that you are upset that
you're not running Clam Bar?
1069
00:55:26,107 --> 00:55:27,858
You never talk about it.
1070
00:55:27,941 --> 00:55:29,989
Because I'm a man, and men
and women are different'
1071
00:55:30,068 --> 00:55:32,321
We don't have to sit
around and talk about our feelings.
1072
00:55:34,823 --> 00:55:36,370
What?
There's nothing to say!
1073
00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:39,374
You say, "I'm upset," Tom!
You say it!
1074
00:55:39,453 --> 00:55:40,454
Fine! You want
to talk about it?
1075
00:55:40,537 --> 00:55:41,879
Yes!
I hate it here!
1076
00:55:41,954 --> 00:55:43,376
Thank you!
I hate it here!
1077
00:55:43,456 --> 00:55:45,129
Thank you for...
I think it sucks here!
1078
00:55:45,249 --> 00:55:47,047
I think it sucks my fucking dick!
Great,
1079
00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:48,173
Good for you.
1080
00:55:48,252 --> 00:55:49,253
I hate it!
I hate it here!
1081
00:55:49,337 --> 00:55:52,056
Okay, okay, okay,
but now we move forward.
1082
00:55:52,131 --> 00:55:53,553
Now what should we do'?
1083
00:55:53,633 --> 00:55:55,726
Would you like to
open up a Clam Bar here?
1084
00:56:01,348 --> 00:56:04,693
You can't get
fresh clams here,
1085
00:56:06,895 --> 00:56:09,023
I meant it as a metaphor,
1086
00:56:17,363 --> 00:56:19,536
You know what?
This is all very confusing.
1087
00:56:19,698 --> 00:56:23,419
And I'm clearly overwhelmed.
And I've gotta be honest,
1088
00:56:23,494 --> 00:56:26,793
I think the best thing would be for
me to just be alone right now,
1089
00:56:26,871 --> 00:56:28,088
so that I can think.
1090
00:56:28,164 --> 00:56:29,290
Okay.
1091
00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:32,965
I'll just give you
some time then, shall I'?
1092
00:56:33,294 --> 00:56:34,841
Well, don'! go,
I mean.”
1093
00:56:36,673 --> 00:56:38,424
I need you here,
1094
00:56:40,551 --> 00:56:42,895
What do you mean? You just
told me you needed time alone,
1095
00:56:42,970 --> 00:56:45,143
What do you want? I don't
know what you want.
1096
00:56:46,390 --> 00:56:47,937
I don't want you to go,
Okay.
1097
00:56:48,016 --> 00:56:49,984
I just want to be
alone with you here
1098
00:56:53,479 --> 00:56:55,106
Can you at least lay down'?
Okay.
1099
00:56:55,189 --> 00:56:56,816
Like a normal
human being?
1100
00:57:00,361 --> 00:57:01,487
Do you want me just
to be.“ I want.”
1101
00:57:01,571 --> 00:57:03,244
Okay.
I'm trying to be alone,
1102
00:57:03,322 --> 00:57:04,494
Yeah,
1103
00:57:17,419 --> 00:57:18,420
I'm sorry.
1104
00:57:27,803 --> 00:57:28,929
I'm sorry, too,
1105
00:57:57,539 --> 00:58:01,919
I know that things are really
complicated right now, babe.
1106
00:58:02,753 --> 00:58:05,346
I just want us
both to be happy,
1107
00:58:06,839 --> 00:58:09,217
Do you think
we could do that here?
1108
00:58:15,931 --> 00:58:16,932
No,
1109
00:58:45,459 --> 00:58:49,463
One, two, dinner.
1110
00:58:50,797 --> 00:58:51,923
Damn it!
1111
00:58:52,632 --> 00:58:53,633
I missed.
1112
00:59:05,852 --> 00:59:07,399
Is it 7:00 a.m. yet?
1113
00:59:07,479 --> 00:59:09,106
It is somewhere,
1114
00:59:16,862 --> 00:59:18,079
Cheers, everyone!
1115
00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:19,873
Cheers!
Thanks for coming.
1116
00:59:19,949 --> 00:59:22,247
It's so good to
see you guys, really.
1117
00:59:22,326 --> 00:59:25,045
Yeah. Yes, you guys, too,
1118
00:59:25,121 --> 00:59:29,092
So, here we've got some venison
- Mmm-hmm.
1119
00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:31,509
And in the far corner
we have some venison marrow.
1120
00:59:32,293 --> 00:59:35,263
And here we have some
forest-foraged vegetables,
1121
00:59:35,338 --> 00:59:38,717
which I foraged myself,
So, enjoy.
1122
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,801
Mmm!
- Yeah,
1123
00:59:39,884 --> 00:59:42,603
And, honestly, eat as
much as you guys want,
1124
00:59:42,679 --> 00:59:44,932
I have three deer
hanging in the garage,
1125
00:59:45,014 --> 00:59:47,232
So, there's plenty
of meat to go around.
1126
00:59:47,307 --> 00:59:48,854
Wow.
1127
00:59:48,934 --> 00:59:50,277
Oh, my gosh,
how rude of me.
1128
00:59:50,352 --> 00:59:52,025
Can I get anyone
some more mead?
1129
00:59:52,813 --> 00:59:54,281
I've been collecting
the honey myself.
1130
00:59:54,356 --> 00:59:57,235
Tom has become something
of an amateur beekeeper,
1131
00:59:58,026 --> 01:00:01,871
It's just at the right stage of fermentation.
Here you go.
1132
01:00:06,868 --> 01:00:08,541
Drink as much
as you like.
1133
01:00:09,912 --> 01:00:13,382
I feel like I'm drinking
out of Chewbacca's dick.
1134
01:00:17,753 --> 01:00:19,551
Oh, wow.
1135
01:00:20,881 --> 01:00:22,428
That's just honey, huh'?
1136
01:00:22,507 --> 01:00:25,226
That's really...
It's hurting my teeth,
1137
01:00:28,262 --> 01:00:29,354
So, we're having a boy.
1138
01:00:29,430 --> 01:00:31,774
Oh, my God!
Yeah!
1139
01:00:31,849 --> 01:00:33,317
Congratulations!
Yeah! Thank you!
1140
01:00:33,392 --> 01:00:34,735
That is amazing news,
One of each.
1141
01:00:34,727 --> 01:00:36,900
A little prince. One of each,
so we're done, that's it.
1142
01:00:37,021 --> 01:00:38,443
Oh, I knew it!
- So great,
1143
01:00:38,439 --> 01:00:41,192
You were boobing out when
- Yeah,
1144
01:00:41,275 --> 01:00:42,276
Yeah,
1145
01:00:42,359 --> 01:00:43,860
That is so exciting
for you guys.
1146
01:00:43,943 --> 01:00:45,411
I couldn't be
happier for you guys,
1147
01:00:45,487 --> 01:00:46,488
Thank you,
1148
01:00:46,571 --> 01:00:48,949
I'm not sure that I ever
want to have kids.
1149
01:00:50,241 --> 01:00:51,413
What is it?
1150
01:00:52,076 --> 01:00:55,580
I thought you had always wanted kids.
That's silly.
1151
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:59,674
You know, sometimes the biggest
balls are the ones left unused,
1152
01:01:02,753 --> 01:01:04,255
What the fuck
did you just say?
1153
01:01:05,047 --> 01:01:06,924
I don't know.
It's an expression
1154
01:01:07,883 --> 01:01:10,261
Do you know what?
I have an idea.
1155
01:01:10,719 --> 01:01:13,016
Tom and I are going to take
care of Vanessa tonight,
1156
01:01:13,095 --> 01:01:14,096
You two are
going to go out,
1157
01:01:14,180 --> 01:01:16,524
And I will prove to you
how fun children are, okay?
1158
01:01:16,599 --> 01:01:18,693
Yes. Mmm-hmm.
1159
01:01:19,101 --> 01:01:21,024
Yeah, I don't want
Vanessa to take part
1160
01:01:21,103 --> 01:01:22,229
in one of her psychological
experiments.
1161
01:01:22,313 --> 01:01:23,906
It's not an experiment.
- I'm fine with it.
1162
01:01:23,981 --> 01:01:26,529
Yes, I am fine doing that.
I need a night out.
1163
01:01:26,608 --> 01:01:28,030
You know what, we'll talk
about it and get back to you,
1164
01:01:28,109 --> 01:01:29,110
Done, done.
It's done. Come on.
1165
01:01:29,194 --> 01:01:30,491
Honey.
Honey?
1166
01:01:30,570 --> 01:01:32,743
Alex, I do.
You don't understand.
1167
01:01:32,864 --> 01:01:34,081
Honey, come on. SUZIE: I
think we're doing it.
1168
01:01:34,157 --> 01:01:35,750
He looks like a drifter
1169
01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:37,373
I don'! care
if he's a psycho-.
1170
01:01:37,452 --> 01:01:39,750
You go out every night!
I need this.
1171
01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:40,921
Look at him.
- I never go out,
1172
01:01:40,996 --> 01:01:42,213
I can hear you,
1173
01:01:42,289 --> 01:01:44,087
Do this for me.
Do this for me.
1174
01:01:44,166 --> 01:01:46,339
When we come back, she'll be
hanging on a hook in the garage.
1175
01:01:46,418 --> 01:01:47,886
- Come on. No.
- I'm telling you,
1176
01:01:47,962 --> 01:01:49,088
We're doing it tonight.
Do this for me.
1177
01:01:49,171 --> 01:01:51,344
Well, ifs decided,
we're going out!
1178
01:01:51,423 --> 01:01:52,470
All right!
All right.
1179
01:01:52,550 --> 01:01:53,767
We're doing it. Yeah.
1180
01:01:53,843 --> 01:01:54,843
It's going to be fun,
1181
01:01:55,009 --> 01:01:56,932
Put it on the other side.
1182
01:01:57,011 --> 01:01:59,389
Like that? Should we try to
make another set of steps?
1183
01:01:59,472 --> 01:02:00,439
I gotta go and pee,
1184
01:02:00,557 --> 01:02:02,480
Can you just watch her for one second?
Yeah, yeah. Of course.
1185
01:02:02,559 --> 01:02:03,811
Okay.
1186
01:02:06,479 --> 01:02:08,698
How did this
go in together?
1187
01:02:08,772 --> 01:02:11,400
I don'! know, but it kind of
looks like a train, doesn't it?
1188
01:02:11,483 --> 01:02:13,656
I'm going to
put this one here,
1189
01:02:14,486 --> 01:02:16,159
This is all I need.
1190
01:02:16,446 --> 01:02:17,618
Totally.
1191
01:02:27,164 --> 01:02:28,165
Tom, where's Vanessa?
1192
01:02:28,249 --> 01:02:29,751
Babe, you have
got to see this,
1193
01:02:29,834 --> 01:02:31,302
Tom, where's Vanessa?
What?
1194
01:02:31,377 --> 01:02:32,469
Where is she?
1195
01:02:34,005 --> 01:02:35,097
You have to keep
an eye on her,
1196
01:02:35,172 --> 01:02:36,219
She was literally
just right here.
1197
01:02:36,299 --> 01:02:38,392
Okay, but you got to
keep an eye, you know'?
1198
01:02:38,508 --> 01:02:40,135
Okay, I'm sure she's right around here.
Vanessa?
1199
01:02:40,218 --> 01:02:42,937
Vanessa? Vanessa,
where are you?
1200
01:02:43,013 --> 01:02:44,481
Oh, my God, Tom!
1201
01:02:44,556 --> 01:02:45,899
What are you
talking about? Whoa,
1202
01:02:45,974 --> 01:02:48,773
What is your crossbow
doing on the kitchen table?
1203
01:02:48,852 --> 01:02:50,274
A crossbow doesn't
clean itself, you know,
1204
01:02:50,353 --> 01:02:51,979
What is it doing there'?
1205
01:02:52,062 --> 01:02:53,655
Hey.
Yeah.
1206
01:02:53,731 --> 01:02:56,234
Why don't you... Why don't we
come back out here and play?
1207
01:02:56,984 --> 01:02:58,076
No. I'm Pocahontas,
1208
01:02:58,903 --> 01:03:01,827
Oh, my God!
1209
01:03:03,490 --> 01:03:04,867
Oh, my God!
1210
01:03:04,992 --> 01:03:06,413
All right,
just get to the...
1211
01:03:06,492 --> 01:03:09,245
Oh, my God, it's in my leg!
Oh, my God, it's in my leg!
1212
01:03:09,329 --> 01:03:10,296
Oh, my God!
1213
01:03:10,371 --> 01:03:11,418
Stay calm! Stay calm!
1214
01:03:11,497 --> 01:03:12,464
Get it out!
Get it out of my leg!
1215
01:03:12,540 --> 01:03:13,541
Get it out of my leg!
Okay! Okay!
1216
01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:14,967
I'm gonna pull it out!
1217
01:03:15,084 --> 01:03:16,176
No, no, no,
don't pull it out!
1218
01:03:16,252 --> 01:03:17,253
That'll ruin the meat.
1219
01:03:17,337 --> 01:03:18,759
It's not meat,
it's my leg!
1220
01:03:18,838 --> 01:03:20,181
I got it! Stay calm!
Get it out!
1221
01:03:23,175 --> 01:03:24,518
That's really in there,
Oh, shit.
1222
01:03:25,677 --> 01:03:27,429
Oh, my God!
1223
01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:29,143
My God.
Ugh!
1224
01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:30,269
Just put pressure on it.
1225
01:03:30,349 --> 01:03:31,350
What happened?
1226
01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:33,401
She shot me
with a crossbow,
1227
01:03:34,519 --> 01:03:35,644
What'?
1228
01:03:36,437 --> 01:03:38,531
I want to punch you in the face right now.
Do you understand that'?
1229
01:03:38,606 --> 01:03:39,903
I think we should
all just...
1230
01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:41,905
My sister had an arrow
in her leg tonight, Tom!
1231
01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:44,157
It's not an arrow,
it's a bolt,
1232
01:03:44,236 --> 01:03:47,786
Well, I guess we were totally wrong!
It's a bolt!
1233
01:03:47,865 --> 01:03:49,958
Oh, you're right. You know what,
we're in the wrong, here,
1234
01:03:50,033 --> 01:03:53,663
My daughter didn't just witness
herself nearly murdering her aunt!
1235
01:03:53,745 --> 01:03:55,292
There was blood
all over the place!
1236
01:03:55,372 --> 01:03:58,421
She's up there freaking out right now!
She shit her pants!
1237
01:03:59,042 --> 01:04:01,465
She hasn't shit her pants
in two or three months
1238
01:04:01,544 --> 01:04:03,421
and now she's up there,
shitting her pants!
1239
01:04:03,505 --> 01:04:06,553
She feels responsible for
injuring her aunt, who she loves!
1240
01:04:06,715 --> 01:04:09,013
You understand what
that does to a kid?
1241
01:04:09,093 --> 01:04:11,562
You don't! And you don't
even give You don't care.
1242
01:04:12,012 --> 01:04:13,389
It's a good thing you don't
want to be a father,
1243
01:04:13,472 --> 01:04:14,940
because you'd be
a terrible father.
1244
01:04:15,391 --> 01:04:19,440
And I don’t like this. I don't
like this new "Lamb Chop" Tom!
1245
01:04:20,436 --> 01:04:23,565
You lost it, bro, Tether's
cut, you're in orbit.
1246
01:04:24,065 --> 01:04:25,692
You're out there,
1247
01:04:26,609 --> 01:04:28,828
God! I'm so sorry!
1248
01:04:29,904 --> 01:04:32,747
I'm sorry, but please
don't be so upset,
1249
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:34,583
At least nobody died,
1250
01:04:40,872 --> 01:04:43,000
And Grandpa Baba's
last words were,
1251
01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:45,211
"I can't wait until
Violet's wedding."
1252
01:04:55,219 --> 01:04:57,142
Okay, babe, I gotta go.
I'm really late.
1253
01:04:57,221 --> 01:05:00,145
Okay. Mmm. Donuts. Are
you going to eat these?
1254
01:05:00,224 --> 01:05:01,725
No, but those are old.
1255
01:05:01,808 --> 01:05:03,651
And if you want to
just wait for a minute,
1256
01:05:03,727 --> 01:05:05,479
I'll be back with
some fresh ones.
1257
01:05:06,438 --> 01:05:07,564
Mmm!
1258
01:05:10,108 --> 01:05:13,282
These are fine, I didn't
have to wait at all.
1259
01:05:16,113 --> 01:05:17,786
Are you going
to get dressed today?
1260
01:05:18,615 --> 01:05:20,743
I think today is
more of a bunny day,
1261
01:05:21,118 --> 01:05:22,290
Yeah,
1262
01:05:33,087 --> 01:05:34,839
I have to say something.
I have to say something.
1263
01:05:34,922 --> 01:05:37,266
I just have to be, just for real.
I love you guys.
1264
01:05:37,341 --> 01:05:39,093
Aw!
I love you guys,
1265
01:05:39,177 --> 01:05:41,726
This is a fucking great
department, all of you guys.
1266
01:05:41,804 --> 01:05:44,057
You guys are
the best co-workers,
1267
01:05:44,140 --> 01:05:47,518
Except Ming, I don't know E just
don't think you respect me.
1268
01:05:47,601 --> 01:05:49,899
I don't think that
you've ever respected me,
1269
01:05:49,978 --> 01:05:51,855
And I'm just not feeling it,
and I had to be honest.
1270
01:05:51,938 --> 01:05:54,316
But to everyone else, to us!
- Yeah!
1271
01:05:55,275 --> 01:05:56,322
Whoo!
1272
01:05:56,818 --> 01:05:57,944
To everyone except Ming,
1273
01:05:58,028 --> 01:05:59,574
- Except for Ming.
- Sorry, Ming,
1274
01:05:59,653 --> 01:06:00,700
Oh, wow.
1275
01:06:00,780 --> 01:06:04,125
I want to give a toast.
I love all of you so much.
1276
01:06:04,784 --> 01:06:08,254
You're my best friends. The best
friends anybody could ever ask for.
1277
01:06:08,329 --> 01:06:11,629
Except for you, Vaneetha.
I don't like you.
1278
01:06:11,707 --> 01:06:14,300
I don't like you,
You're a bitch.
1279
01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:17,094
But I love all
of you so much!
1280
01:06:17,796 --> 01:06:19,343
I love all of you,
1281
01:06:19,964 --> 01:06:21,090
You're the best!
- All right.
1282
01:06:21,174 --> 01:06:23,677
Except for Vaneetha,
you're the best!
1283
01:06:24,177 --> 01:06:25,394
Calm down, Ming.
1284
01:06:25,553 --> 01:06:26,805
She's a bitch,
1285
01:06:44,987 --> 01:06:46,614
Listen, what
I want to know is,
1286
01:06:46,697 --> 01:06:49,951
why are professors in movies
always writing stuff,
1287
01:06:50,034 --> 01:06:51,786
equations and stuff,
on windows?
1288
01:06:51,869 --> 01:06:53,121
I don't get it.
I don't know.
1289
01:06:53,204 --> 01:06:54,456
I don't get it, either
I don't understand it.
1290
01:06:54,539 --> 01:06:57,132
I don't get the fact that my
fiance behaves like a freak
1291
01:06:57,207 --> 01:06:59,460
These are not
things that I know,
1292
01:06:59,543 --> 01:07:02,342
I mean, surely, you know,
in a university
1293
01:07:02,420 --> 01:07:05,515
you wouldn't be far
from a pen and paper,
1294
01:07:05,590 --> 01:07:08,139
or a computer,
or an overhead projector...
1295
01:07:08,218 --> 01:07:10,061
I feel like you're
not listening to me,
1296
01:07:10,137 --> 01:07:11,479
I feel like
you're not listening.
1297
01:07:11,554 --> 01:07:16,151
I'm trying to offload and
tell you my issues with Tom.
1298
01:07:16,225 --> 01:07:18,944
Oh, shut up, will you'?
Put a sock in it.
1299
01:07:19,019 --> 01:07:22,148
Why? I'm coming
to you as a friend,
1300
01:07:22,231 --> 01:07:23,608
You're wallowing.
No, I'm not.
1301
01:07:23,691 --> 01:07:24,817
Yes, you are.
I'm not wallowing,
1302
01:07:24,900 --> 01:07:25,866
You are wallowing,
1303
01:07:25,942 --> 01:07:28,695
What do you know? You don't know
anything about relationships.
1304
01:07:28,778 --> 01:07:30,155
Well, all right,
I'll take that.
1305
01:07:30,238 --> 01:07:31,831
When I'm in a relationship,
1306
01:07:31,906 --> 01:07:35,456
I'm a complete and
utter control freak.
1307
01:07:35,577 --> 01:07:37,500
Are you really'? Are you really, though?
But that's not what.“
1308
01:07:37,579 --> 01:07:39,376
It doesn't matter.
I'm surprised,
1309
01:07:39,454 --> 01:07:42,708
What we're talking about
now is your wallowing.
1310
01:07:42,791 --> 01:07:43,883
I'm not wallowing,
1311
01:07:43,959 --> 01:07:45,302
I was just trying
to tell you that
1312
01:07:45,377 --> 01:07:46,629
I needed something
different tonight,
1313
01:07:46,712 --> 01:07:47,884
and that's it.
1314
01:07:52,801 --> 01:07:54,427
Okay, here it comes.
1315
01:07:56,929 --> 01:07:58,055
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
1316
01:07:58,139 --> 01:08:00,608
Okay, shut up, shut up, shut up.
This is amazing.
1317
01:08:02,435 --> 01:08:03,482
Mmm!
1318
01:08:03,561 --> 01:08:05,359
No! No, no, no.
1319
01:08:05,438 --> 01:08:08,862
What were we thinking? I mean, I
was wrong, obviously. Totally.
1320
01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:10,817
I'm with Tom.
Yeah.
1321
01:08:10,901 --> 01:08:12,027
I'm taken,
I know.
1322
01:08:12,110 --> 01:08:13,908
I'm with Tom.
I apologize.
1323
01:08:13,987 --> 01:08:15,284
I'm going to go find Tom.
I know that.
1324
01:08:15,405 --> 01:08:18,033
It was a friend kissing a friend.
This was bad,
1325
01:08:18,116 --> 01:08:20,244
I kissed you
and you kissed
1326
01:08:20,952 --> 01:08:22,169
your boss,
1327
01:08:23,746 --> 01:08:24,918
Who are you texting?
1328
01:08:24,997 --> 01:08:26,294
I'm texting myself,
1329
01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:27,374
Yourself?
1330
01:08:27,458 --> 01:08:30,462
I am very drunk and I
will not remember this,
1331
01:08:32,671 --> 01:08:34,014
Hey, Tom!
1332
01:08:35,174 --> 01:08:36,221
Hey!
1333
01:08:41,346 --> 01:08:42,723
Hey, babe.
Hey.
1334
01:08:44,474 --> 01:08:45,600
I've been looking for you,
1335
01:08:45,683 --> 01:08:46,775
You're drunk, sweetie.
1336
01:08:46,851 --> 01:08:47,898
No, I'm not.
1337
01:08:47,977 --> 01:08:49,354
And you didn't
come home last night.
1338
01:08:49,437 --> 01:08:53,031
I know, because I've been
thinking about stuff, and I just...
1339
01:08:53,106 --> 01:08:54,232
What have you
been thinking?
1340
01:08:54,316 --> 01:08:57,661
I love you,
and you love me,
1341
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:00,743
And I just think that,
why on Earth
1342
01:09:00,822 --> 01:09:02,074
would we put it
off any longer?
1343
01:09:02,157 --> 01:09:03,283
Because... I'll tell
you why we put it off,
1344
01:09:03,367 --> 01:09:06,620
Because we both decided
we had too many problems
1345
01:09:06,702 --> 01:09:10,332
and we were going to put the wedding
off until things got better.
1346
01:09:10,414 --> 01:09:14,590
Which was dumb as balls,
That was so dumb, Tom.
1347
01:09:14,669 --> 01:09:17,548
And I have been dumb,
saying that.
1348
01:09:18,297 --> 01:09:21,345
Please, I just want
to marry you, Tom.
1349
01:09:24,678 --> 01:09:26,021
Please?
1350
01:09:27,639 --> 01:09:28,982
Are you serious?
Yeah.
1351
01:09:29,557 --> 01:09:32,436
I'm so serious, I don't
know what we've been doing,
1352
01:09:32,519 --> 01:09:36,443
I have no idea why we've been
putting it off and waiting
1353
01:09:36,522 --> 01:09:38,445
and shifting
and this and that,
1354
01:09:38,524 --> 01:09:40,367
and dicking around.
It's like,..
1355
01:09:40,526 --> 01:09:44,702
I just love you so much,
Madly.
1356
01:09:45,197 --> 01:09:47,950
So badly, Tom.
I just want ton.
1357
01:09:48,700 --> 01:09:51,203
I just want
to get married,
1358
01:10:00,545 --> 01:10:02,718
Yeah,
that's super sanitary.
1359
01:10:03,255 --> 01:10:06,099
You're making boner
impressions in the dough.
1360
01:10:12,556 --> 01:10:14,058
Are you going
to puke?
1361
01:10:14,224 --> 01:10:15,271
Oh, shit.
1362
01:10:17,393 --> 01:10:19,566
Did you just
fucking eat it?
1363
01:10:20,396 --> 01:10:22,524
Baby, did you eat it?
1364
01:10:22,606 --> 01:10:23,653
Ugh,
1365
01:10:23,733 --> 01:10:25,576
That's disgusting,
1366
01:10:33,742 --> 01:10:34,994
Sorry.
1367
01:10:35,368 --> 01:10:36,620
I'm cool.
1368
01:10:38,872 --> 01:10:40,215
Sorry, Tarquin.
1369
01:10:41,291 --> 01:10:44,921
You know, that would have been way less
gross if you'd just puked everywhere,
1370
01:10:45,712 --> 01:10:49,011
All we have available that
weekend is our accordionist.
1371
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,842
I love accordion. Great.
Me, too.
1372
01:10:52,009 --> 01:10:55,263
The Chos never made it to the altar,
so you can have this one for cheap.
1373
01:10:55,346 --> 01:10:56,598
Awesome.
Great,
1374
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:59,809
And if you don't have a venue, my
brother Randy has a barbeque joint,
1375
01:10:59,892 --> 01:11:00,892
It's pretty killer,
1376
01:11:01,142 --> 01:11:02,894
Oh, sweet.
Perfect.
1377
01:11:02,977 --> 01:11:04,149
What does that say'?
1378
01:11:04,312 --> 01:11:08,362
Yeah, it says,
"I don't read Korean)'
1379
01:11:09,525 --> 01:11:11,118
All right,
I was just asking,
1380
01:11:11,194 --> 01:11:12,616
I'm just telling you,
1381
01:11:16,198 --> 01:11:17,495
I-46.
1382
01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:18,666
What do you think?
1383
01:11:18,742 --> 01:11:20,585
I think I love it.
1384
01:11:20,660 --> 01:11:23,288
Should we just book this place for
the rehearsal dinner as well?
1385
01:11:23,372 --> 01:11:24,373
Yes,
Great,
1386
01:11:24,456 --> 01:11:25,457
Done.
Done.
1387
01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:27,668
Sounds great to me.
1388
01:11:30,711 --> 01:11:31,712
Hi.
Hello,
1389
01:11:31,796 --> 01:11:32,797
Hello.
1390
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:35,429
We were wondering,
do you do weddings?
1391
01:11:35,508 --> 01:11:37,260
You both Jewish?
1392
01:11:37,593 --> 01:11:38,719
Yeah,
1393
01:11:39,053 --> 01:11:40,054
Mmm!
1394
01:11:46,059 --> 01:11:47,481
I'm so excited
for tomorrow night.
1395
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:49,278
Yeah.
Our rehearsal dinner.
1396
01:11:50,397 --> 01:11:53,571
I can't believe it.
It's finally here.
1397
01:11:57,570 --> 01:11:58,786
What's going on'?
1398
01:11:58,862 --> 01:12:00,079
Nothing. Nada.
1399
01:12:00,572 --> 01:12:02,415
Something. What's up?
1400
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:04,747
Winlon kissed me,
1401
01:12:07,704 --> 01:12:09,923
What?
It meant nothing.
1402
01:12:11,083 --> 01:12:12,130
When'?
1403
01:12:12,292 --> 01:12:14,009
It was a few weeks ago.
1404
01:12:14,085 --> 01:12:17,464
He was drunk and he didn't
mean what he was doing, Tom.
1405
01:12:17,630 --> 01:12:19,553
It was a stupid mistake.
1406
01:12:19,715 --> 01:12:21,137
He was drunk,
1407
01:12:21,217 --> 01:12:22,810
He's not coming
tomorrow night.
1408
01:12:22,885 --> 01:12:24,933
No, he's not.
I will tell him that,
1409
01:12:26,972 --> 01:12:29,441
This will never,
ever happen again,
1410
01:12:30,058 --> 01:12:31,401
I promise,
1411
01:12:31,643 --> 01:12:33,645
I really wish you
hadn't told me that.
1412
01:12:33,728 --> 01:12:35,150
I'm sorry.
1413
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:50,207
Is this going to happen'?
1414
01:12:50,286 --> 01:12:51,378
Yes.
1415
01:12:52,746 --> 01:12:54,498
It's going to happen.
1416
01:12:54,582 --> 01:12:56,754
Because it's fine
if it's not.
1417
01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:59,253
Yeah, it's going to happen.
1418
01:12:59,794 --> 01:13:01,592
It's about to happen.
1419
01:13:25,985 --> 01:13:28,158
Did you just fake orgasm?
1420
01:13:31,282 --> 01:13:33,580
No.
He kissed me, Tom!
1421
01:13:37,163 --> 01:13:39,005
Okay, you know what'?
That is a cop out.
1422
01:13:39,164 --> 01:13:40,962
That is not fair,
1423
01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:43,794
Yes, he may have been
the one who kissed you,
1424
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:47,760
but there is a reason that he
felt like that was an option,
1425
01:13:49,174 --> 01:13:51,302
You know that's the truth.
1426
01:13:53,302 --> 01:13:55,805
I'm going to go
sleep on the couch,
1427
01:13:56,472 --> 01:13:57,564
Tom.
1428
01:13:58,349 --> 01:13:59,441
Tom, come on.
1429
01:14:01,185 --> 01:14:04,530
Okay, no, you want to know something?
For the record,
1430
01:14:05,814 --> 01:14:07,907
I did fake that orgasm.
1431
01:14:08,733 --> 01:14:12,158
And I bet you probably couldn't even tell.
That's right.
1432
01:14:12,529 --> 01:14:15,373
Men can do it, too,
Hurts, doesn't it?
1433
01:14:16,699 --> 01:14:18,451
I'm going to
sleep out front.
1434
01:14:18,535 --> 01:14:20,003
Don't,
1435
01:14:20,078 --> 01:14:21,330
You're not the boss of me,
1436
01:14:25,249 --> 01:14:27,547
I'm really proud
of you guys.
1437
01:14:27,668 --> 01:14:30,137
I'm really glad you're finally doing it.
Yes. You're doing it.
1438
01:14:30,212 --> 01:14:31,885
We're finally here,
we made it.
1439
01:14:32,047 --> 01:14:33,720
Hey, hey, don't cancel,
1440
01:14:33,882 --> 01:14:35,555
No, please
don't cancel.
1441
01:14:35,634 --> 01:14:36,680
Tom.
You know.
1442
01:14:36,759 --> 01:14:39,478
You've got 24 hours left, You've
got just 24 hours to get through,
1443
01:14:39,554 --> 01:14:40,806
And you could be
as happy as we are,
1444
01:14:40,888 --> 01:14:42,515
Yeah.
We're so happy.
1445
01:14:42,598 --> 01:14:44,521
I love you. I love you,
1446
01:14:53,608 --> 01:14:54,860
You drive me
fucking crazy.
1447
01:14:54,943 --> 01:14:56,911
Oh, God!
Oh, fuck.
1448
01:14:57,571 --> 01:15:00,074
I don't care who's watching
I got a huge boner.
1449
01:15:01,616 --> 01:15:03,163
Hey, everyone.
1450
01:15:04,452 --> 01:15:07,079
Tom, you're so lucky,
1451
01:15:07,538 --> 01:15:11,418
because Violet is
like a princess.
1452
01:15:12,293 --> 01:15:13,670
You know when
you're a little kid
1453
01:15:13,752 --> 01:15:16,551
and you see Cinderella or
Sleeping Beauty or whatever,
1454
01:15:16,714 --> 01:15:19,432
and you're like,
"I want to fuck that"
1455
01:15:21,759 --> 01:15:23,227
You gel to.
1456
01:15:30,143 --> 01:15:31,736
I think that
came out wrong,
1457
01:15:32,228 --> 01:15:33,900
In my head, it...
1458
01:15:35,230 --> 01:15:38,325
It sounded sweeter in my head.
Does that make.”
1459
01:15:47,242 --> 01:15:48,959
I'm an alcoholic,
1460
01:15:58,711 --> 01:16:01,009
I just wanted to say
that I've only known
1461
01:16:01,088 --> 01:16:03,761
Violet and Tom
for a short while,
1462
01:16:04,674 --> 01:16:06,847
but their union
is areal mitzvah,
1463
01:16:08,345 --> 01:16:10,814
And it is my great
hope that they raise
1464
01:16:10,930 --> 01:16:13,399
their children
in the Jewish faith,
1465
01:16:13,933 --> 01:16:18,403
so that they, too, may continue our
Zionist struggle against the Arab.
1466
01:16:18,896 --> 01:16:22,867
We must continue our fight
against their murderous ways!
1467
01:16:23,233 --> 01:16:25,076
Do not give up
the settlements!
1468
01:16:28,197 --> 01:16:30,370
Next year in Jerusalem!
1469
01:16:30,449 --> 01:16:31,745
That's enough
for the toasts.
1470
01:16:31,866 --> 01:16:35,040
Let's just start the dancing.
Let's get dancing.
1471
01:17:11,821 --> 01:17:13,915
Psst! Hey, Tom.
1472
01:17:15,990 --> 01:17:17,958
What are you doing here?
1473
01:17:20,537 --> 01:17:21,663
Tom, I...
1474
01:17:25,333 --> 01:17:26,550
I've come to apologize.
1475
01:17:27,252 --> 01:17:29,504
My behavior was
totally uncalled for,
1476
01:17:29,586 --> 01:17:32,135
Honestly,
it was abhorrent.
1477
01:17:32,214 --> 01:17:34,387
But we are going to
be here for a long time
1478
01:17:34,466 --> 01:17:38,516
and I just don't want this
thing hanging between us.
1479
01:17:38,595 --> 01:17:40,222
You should run,
1480
01:17:42,516 --> 01:17:43,858
Hey, Vi,
1481
01:17:43,933 --> 01:17:45,230
"Vi"?
1482
01:17:45,727 --> 01:17:46,819
What's going on'?
1483
01:17:47,061 --> 01:17:50,190
Well, now I have to beat
the shit out of Winton.
1484
01:17:50,898 --> 01:17:51,945
Ready'?
No.
1485
01:17:52,024 --> 01:17:53,116
Here it comes.
Okay,
1486
01:17:53,109 --> 01:17:55,282
Tom, don't. Tom, Tom, Tom!
Here we go,
1487
01:17:55,445 --> 01:17:57,287
Do not
beat up Winton!
1488
01:17:59,239 --> 01:18:00,456
Tom!
1489
01:18:05,162 --> 01:18:06,960
WINTONI Stop this, Tom!
1490
01:18:07,038 --> 01:18:08,506
This is ridiculous!
1491
01:18:08,582 --> 01:18:10,004
You better keep running.
1492
01:18:10,083 --> 01:18:11,709
I'm going to
kick your ass!
1493
01:18:11,792 --> 01:18:13,510
I said I'm sorry!
1494
01:18:13,586 --> 01:18:16,886
You will never get away
from me, I'm a hunter.
1495
01:18:16,964 --> 01:18:18,762
Can't we at least
stop and have a rest?
1496
01:18:18,841 --> 01:18:20,468
I never rest!
1497
01:18:21,135 --> 01:18:23,479
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1498
01:18:23,804 --> 01:18:25,977
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1499
01:18:26,765 --> 01:18:27,937
Tom!
1500
01:18:29,309 --> 01:18:30,401
I'm sorry, are you okay?
1501
01:18:31,728 --> 01:18:32,820
Why?
1502
01:18:41,445 --> 01:18:42,492
Fuck,
1503
01:18:53,832 --> 01:18:55,299
Tom? Tom.
1504
01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:57,756
Tom. Come on,
1505
01:18:58,294 --> 01:18:59,796
Hey, hey, hey!
1506
01:19:00,171 --> 01:19:02,173
Let me help you. Come on.
1507
01:19:03,257 --> 01:19:05,100
Okay! Don't touch me.
1508
01:19:05,635 --> 01:19:07,262
Don't touch me,
1509
01:19:09,805 --> 01:19:13,275
Tom, I'm sorry, that was instinct.
Listen, are you okay?
1510
01:19:13,350 --> 01:19:14,567
Breathe, just breathe,
breathe in.
1511
01:19:15,101 --> 01:19:17,195
It will go away. Okay?
1512
01:19:17,687 --> 01:19:19,189
I'm sorry, Tom.
1513
01:19:19,272 --> 01:19:20,694
I really am. Yeah?
1514
01:19:22,108 --> 01:19:23,529
How could you
do this to me?
1515
01:19:23,609 --> 01:19:24,861
I haven'! done
anything to you,
1516
01:19:24,944 --> 01:19:26,161
Violet did something
to you, not me.
1517
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:29,290
If a woman wants to kiss me,
I'm going to fucking kiss her.
1518
01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:30,867
Underneath all
that polite bullshit,
1519
01:19:30,950 --> 01:19:32,418
we're all running
on caveman software.
1520
01:19:32,493 --> 01:19:34,791
If she's got a husband
or a fiancé or a boyfriend,
1521
01:19:34,870 --> 01:19:36,213
it's on her conscience,
not mine.
1522
01:19:36,539 --> 01:19:37,756
You should run,
1523
01:19:37,832 --> 01:19:41,085
Look, Tom. this is ridiculous.
Let's just put a stop to this now.
1524
01:19:41,167 --> 01:19:43,135
Please.
Come on, I'm sorry.
1525
01:19:43,211 --> 01:19:44,428
I really am,
1526
01:19:44,504 --> 01:19:47,053
Winton, if you feel bad about what
you did, then you'll run from me,
1527
01:19:48,842 --> 01:19:51,095
Well, okay,
I'll keep running.
1528
01:19:51,886 --> 01:19:53,558
I'm off. Sorry.
1529
01:19:55,889 --> 01:19:58,142
Okay, I gave you
a head start
1530
01:19:59,726 --> 01:20:01,319
You better run,
1531
01:20:01,395 --> 01:20:02,567
Oh, tricky.
1532
01:20:14,991 --> 01:20:16,584
You gotta be kidding me,
1533
01:20:19,412 --> 01:20:20,914
Ah!
1534
01:20:21,162 --> 01:20:22,254
Tom!
1535
01:20:28,670 --> 01:20:29,842
Ah!
1536
01:20:36,677 --> 01:20:37,849
Tom?
1537
01:20:40,931 --> 01:20:42,103
Margaret.
1538
01:20:42,182 --> 01:20:43,308
HEY-
He?
1539
01:20:43,767 --> 01:20:46,270
Guys, this is Tom.
1540
01:20:47,229 --> 01:20:48,606
We work together.
1541
01:20:48,939 --> 01:20:51,191
You wan! to go
get some food?
1542
01:20:51,274 --> 01:20:53,527
I got the keys
to Zingerman's,
1543
01:20:55,528 --> 01:20:56,780
Come in. Shh!
1544
01:20:57,196 --> 01:20:59,699
Oh, my God, I'm going to hit
the City Goat wicked hard.
1545
01:20:59,782 --> 01:21:00,874
I would eat that.
1546
01:21:00,950 --> 01:21:02,452
I'm so hungry.
1547
01:21:04,578 --> 01:21:06,706
What have you got?
The potato salad?
1548
01:21:06,788 --> 01:21:08,005
I'm drunk, dude.
1549
01:21:08,081 --> 01:21:09,253
Yeah, me, too.
1550
01:21:10,292 --> 01:21:12,169
Look.
Oh, man, holy shit,
1551
01:21:12,461 --> 01:21:13,462
Oh!
1552
01:21:15,464 --> 01:21:18,308
Tell me you haven'!
fantasized about that.
1553
01:21:20,551 --> 01:21:22,144
Actually, I haven't.
1554
01:21:24,555 --> 01:21:26,398
Mmm!
That's really good.
1555
01:21:26,474 --> 01:21:28,647
You taste
the fennel pollen?
1556
01:21:29,310 --> 01:21:30,903
There's Marrakech
pepper in there, too,
1557
01:21:30,978 --> 01:21:32,525
And smoked paprika.
1558
01:21:32,605 --> 01:21:34,652
No, wait, now me. Do me.
1559
01:21:34,731 --> 01:21:35,903
What are you doing?
1560
01:21:35,982 --> 01:21:37,279
Come on.
1561
01:21:39,945 --> 01:21:41,071
This is weird,
1562
01:21:41,154 --> 01:21:42,326
Right?
Yeah.
1563
01:21:42,405 --> 01:21:43,657
Wait, you got a little.”
1564
01:21:43,740 --> 01:21:45,913
You got a little
bit right there.
1565
01:21:45,992 --> 01:21:48,210
I think it's
everywhere. Wait,
1566
01:21:48,619 --> 01:21:50,121
Just a little.
1567
01:21:53,123 --> 01:21:54,875
I think you're cute,
1568
01:21:54,959 --> 01:21:57,257
This is really silly.
1569
01:22:03,466 --> 01:22:05,889
You're going to...
Well, don't take my...
1570
01:22:05,969 --> 01:22:07,767
I don't want to be... Whoa!
1571
01:22:08,930 --> 01:22:09,931
Wait,
Wait.
1572
01:22:10,014 --> 01:22:12,016
No, hold on. We should
wait about that.
1573
01:22:14,143 --> 01:22:15,269
Hang on, look.
1574
01:22:15,353 --> 01:22:18,572
Stop and think about this before...
Oh, fuck me!
1575
01:22:21,733 --> 01:22:24,361
Sriracha!
1576
01:22:25,070 --> 01:22:27,619
No, no, no!
It's hot pepper,
1577
01:22:27,698 --> 01:22:29,951
Oh, my God!
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
1578
01:22:30,408 --> 01:22:33,252
Oh, shit! Here. Come
here, cheese helps.
1579
01:22:33,619 --> 01:22:35,417
Oh, my God!
1580
01:22:35,496 --> 01:22:38,249
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Shit, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1581
01:22:39,333 --> 01:22:40,585
Okay.
1582
01:22:41,919 --> 01:22:42,886
I don't.”
1583
01:22:42,962 --> 01:22:44,680
Here, just do it.
1584
01:22:46,006 --> 01:22:48,976
I have an idea. I have an idea.
What'?
1585
01:22:49,718 --> 01:22:50,844
You ready'?
What are you doing?
1586
01:22:50,927 --> 01:22:55,524
Excuse me, sir. Could you
please pass the Grey Poupon?
1587
01:23:00,978 --> 01:23:03,197
I totally just
thought of that.
1588
01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:07,784
Well, I mean, I thought of
it, like the other night.
1589
01:23:08,027 --> 01:23:10,496
I have to go
to the bathroom,
1590
01:23:14,949 --> 01:23:16,496
Are you okay?
1591
01:23:39,514 --> 01:23:40,857
Oh, no.
1592
01:23:49,607 --> 01:23:52,952
Violet.
I didn't mean to do that.
1593
01:23:55,988 --> 01:23:57,239
Violet,
1594
01:23:59,657 --> 01:24:02,661
I'm sorry.
I didn't want to do that.
1595
01:24:03,870 --> 01:24:05,543
You fucking idiot.
1596
01:24:06,498 --> 01:24:09,251
The cold makes you
have a baby dick.
1597
01:24:16,548 --> 01:24:19,518
Oh, God, what's happening'?
Where am I?
1598
01:24:22,554 --> 01:24:26,057
Sir, sir, can you help me'?
I'm frozen.
1599
01:24:29,352 --> 01:24:31,821
Oh, God,
what's happening'?
1600
01:24:31,896 --> 01:24:35,526
My toe!
God, my toe!
1601
01:24:49,663 --> 01:24:52,132
Hi.
1602
01:24:53,416 --> 01:24:56,089
I did something
really bad last night.
1603
01:24:56,502 --> 01:24:57,674
Yeah,
1604
01:24:59,088 --> 01:25:03,093
Tarquin brought your pants back
to the hospital, so I kind of
1605
01:25:04,260 --> 01:25:06,934
put two and two
together, you know,
1606
01:25:07,930 --> 01:25:10,227
I'm sorry I keep smiling.
1607
01:25:11,182 --> 01:25:13,856
I know what's
happening is so bad,
1608
01:25:14,435 --> 01:25:16,483
but I'm on all
of this Percocet,
1609
01:25:22,943 --> 01:25:24,820
I'm not happy,
1610
01:25:26,196 --> 01:25:27,789
I know that.
1611
01:25:30,075 --> 01:25:31,372
Neither am I.
1612
01:25:31,577 --> 01:25:34,797
I'm just not the man
that I want to be right now,
1613
01:25:36,415 --> 01:25:37,882
I don'! think I
can be the husband
1614
01:25:37,957 --> 01:25:39,459
that you need me
to be right now.
1615
01:25:40,543 --> 01:25:43,422
I think I've made you
very, very unhappy here,
1616
01:25:45,006 --> 01:25:48,010
You know, and I don't know
how to make it right anymore,
1617
01:25:51,511 --> 01:25:53,980
Almost perfect
for each other.
1618
01:25:55,932 --> 01:25:57,229
Sol"?
1619
01:25:59,269 --> 01:26:00,566
Sol"?
1620
01:27:17,384 --> 01:27:18,384
Bye,
1621
01:27:24,265 --> 01:27:26,017
This smells incredible.
1622
01:27:26,100 --> 01:27:27,818
Hey. Thank you,
1623
01:27:29,144 --> 01:27:31,192
You're like the king
of the kitchen. Oh,
1624
01:27:35,775 --> 01:27:36,822
Dinner is sewed.
1625
01:27:38,778 --> 01:27:40,075
Thank you,
1626
01:27:42,073 --> 01:27:43,325
Cheers.
Cheers.
1627
01:27:43,408 --> 01:27:44,580
Happy Thanksgiving,
darling.
1628
01:27:44,659 --> 01:27:45,660
Oh, thank you.
1629
01:27:48,495 --> 01:27:51,044
This is so exciting,
being together.
1630
01:27:51,581 --> 01:27:53,959
Every summer, we'll have
eight weeks off,
1631
01:27:54,042 --> 01:27:56,716
which we can spend
in my lodge in Nova Scotia,
1632
01:27:56,795 --> 01:27:58,342
where we can
work on our papers,
1633
01:27:58,422 --> 01:28:01,550
And then, every seven years
we'll have a sabbatical,
1634
01:28:01,632 --> 01:28:05,387
which we can enjoy in Wales
on my family's farm.
1635
01:28:05,845 --> 01:28:07,518
That's a lot of planning,
1636
01:28:07,596 --> 01:28:09,348
I'm getting ahead
of myself. I'm sorry.
1637
01:28:09,557 --> 01:28:10,558
Bon appétit.
1638
01:28:10,641 --> 01:28:11,642
Thank you,
1639
01:28:11,726 --> 01:28:12,773
All right, dig in,
1640
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:16,271
I am ravenous.
1641
01:28:18,356 --> 01:28:19,858
Oh, man.
1642
01:28:19,941 --> 01:28:21,534
Baby, that meal
was amazing,
1643
01:28:21,609 --> 01:28:23,452
Oh, thanks.
Thank you.
1644
01:28:24,070 --> 01:28:26,323
What do you
want to do now?
1645
01:28:26,406 --> 01:28:28,829
I don't know, ifs
Thanksgiving and I'm stuffed.
1646
01:28:28,908 --> 01:28:30,750
I thought maybe we
could just hang out here
1647
01:28:30,826 --> 01:28:32,624
and have a kind
of mellow evening.
1648
01:28:32,703 --> 01:28:35,047
Yeah, I love
a mellow evening.
1649
01:28:35,122 --> 01:28:36,214
Yeah!
1650
01:28:36,290 --> 01:28:38,668
Go faster, faster!
Come on!
1651
01:28:38,751 --> 01:28:39,923
I'm trying. No!
1652
01:28:40,002 --> 01:28:41,094
Ow! Ow! Ow!
1653
01:28:41,170 --> 01:28:42,763
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I don't like that.
1654
01:28:42,921 --> 01:28:44,593
I could just do this forever.
Yeah.
1655
01:28:44,672 --> 01:28:46,015
I just need a break,
Okay,
1656
01:28:46,090 --> 01:28:47,888
I need a break.
Okay,
1657
01:28:48,217 --> 01:28:49,685
Go fucking faster, Tom!
1658
01:28:58,186 --> 01:29:00,483
Tom, be more
Indian than that.
1659
01:29:19,789 --> 01:29:22,542
Let's paint.
Let's paint.
1660
01:29:22,833 --> 01:29:23,880
What'?
1661
01:29:23,959 --> 01:29:28,054
Let's paint. Let's paint.
Let's paint.
1662
01:29:28,797 --> 01:29:31,016
I don't understand... We're
making art together.
1663
01:29:31,091 --> 01:29:32,843
But why do we
need goggles?
1664
01:29:37,430 --> 01:29:39,728
This is a new level
of our relationship,
1665
01:29:39,808 --> 01:29:40,980
This feels dumb,
1666
01:29:41,059 --> 01:29:43,186
We've reached
a plateau.
1667
01:29:43,268 --> 01:29:44,690
This feels dumb,
1668
01:29:44,895 --> 01:29:48,149
We have unfinished business.
Is this about revenge?
1669
01:29:48,982 --> 01:29:50,655
I'm so bored,
1670
01:29:57,782 --> 01:29:59,329
I love you.
1671
01:30:00,618 --> 01:30:02,291
I love you,
1672
01:30:03,746 --> 01:30:05,589
I love you,
1673
01:30:06,958 --> 01:30:09,006
I love you, too, Audrey.
1674
01:30:10,419 --> 01:30:11,511
I love you,
1675
01:30:11,586 --> 01:30:12,803
Please stop doing
that to my face.
1676
01:30:12,879 --> 01:30:15,257
Why? I just want to see your
eyes, they're so pretty.
1677
01:30:19,094 --> 01:30:20,687
Tom, that was
really aggressive,
1678
01:30:21,346 --> 01:30:24,520
I'm sorry.
1679
01:30:26,058 --> 01:30:28,937
Apology accepted,
I forgive you.
1680
01:30:30,729 --> 01:30:31,855
Okay.
1681
01:30:32,606 --> 01:30:33,778
Okay.
1682
01:30:34,650 --> 01:30:36,652
Babe, really, honestly...
1683
01:30:37,069 --> 01:30:39,867
It's, like, raw down there
at this point. I gotta sleep.
1684
01:30:39,946 --> 01:30:41,243
Faster!
1685
01:30:41,865 --> 01:30:43,458
Tommy, go faster!
Fuck,
1686
01:30:52,041 --> 01:30:53,883
Oh, my God, Tom!
1687
01:31:18,441 --> 01:31:20,990
Hey, Violet, happy birthday.
Just thinking of you.
1688
01:31:21,527 --> 01:31:24,154
Looks like the Michigan psych
department has been busy,
1689
01:31:24,237 --> 01:31:25,454
I found this
on the Internet.
1690
01:31:25,614 --> 01:31:26,957
Not sure if you're
aware of it.
1691
01:31:27,032 --> 01:31:29,285
Anyways, hope all is well.
Love, Tom'
1692
01:31:29,367 --> 01:31:31,620
You just go to sleep,
1693
01:31:31,870 --> 01:31:35,841
and then upon completion of the
experiment, you will receive $35 check.
1694
01:31:37,208 --> 01:31:39,176
The subject is asleep.
1695
01:31:39,543 --> 01:31:42,422
Time for the experiment.
Let's see what happens.
1696
01:31:42,505 --> 01:31:45,384
Pour blood
all over his body.
1697
01:31:46,342 --> 01:31:48,470
Cover his body
in feathers.
1698
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:52,268
It's time to put
a gun in his hand.
1699
01:31:52,931 --> 01:31:54,729
Oh, my God!
1700
01:31:54,807 --> 01:31:55,933
Now, the final step.
1701
01:31:56,017 --> 01:31:59,521
I'm going to yell, "Wake up!"
inside of his ear.
1702
01:31:59,729 --> 01:32:01,276
Let's see what happens.
1703
01:32:03,274 --> 01:32:05,492
Wake up!
1704
01:32:05,567 --> 01:32:07,365
Oh, my God!
1705
01:32:08,862 --> 01:32:10,284
You motherfucker!
1706
01:32:10,364 --> 01:32:13,083
No, no, help!
No, please!
1707
01:32:13,534 --> 01:32:16,413
What the luck?
You motherfucker!
1708
01:32:16,578 --> 01:32:17,795
How we
doing over here?
1709
01:32:18,747 --> 01:32:19,963
Nice work, Jay.
1710
01:32:20,039 --> 01:32:21,131
Let me take over
for a little bit,
1711
01:32:21,207 --> 01:32:23,005
I want to hang out
with these nice people.
1712
01:32:23,751 --> 01:32:24,798
Tommy boy!
1713
01:32:24,877 --> 01:32:26,003
Yo, what's up, buddy'?
1714
01:32:26,087 --> 01:32:27,304
Hear my Maserati broke down'?
1715
01:32:27,380 --> 01:32:28,848
No, really?
- Yeah.
1716
01:32:28,923 --> 01:32:30,766
You think I could
get a tow?
1717
01:32:31,968 --> 01:32:35,437
All right, Alex,
I have no toe, okay?
1718
01:32:35,512 --> 01:32:36,604
We get it. Thank you,
1719
01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:37,681
No toe.
1720
01:32:38,139 --> 01:32:41,518
He has terrible balance.
1721
01:32:42,227 --> 01:32:44,104
Yo, phone call,
is that cool?
1722
01:32:44,521 --> 01:32:45,773
Totally.
1723
01:32:46,231 --> 01:32:47,653
Toe-tally,
1724
01:32:47,983 --> 01:32:49,575
Violet.
Hi.
1725
01:32:49,984 --> 01:32:51,201
Hey, happy birthday.
1726
01:32:51,277 --> 01:32:52,494
Thank you,
1727
01:32:52,695 --> 01:32:54,493
Wow, it's nice
to hear from you,
1728
01:32:54,572 --> 01:32:56,495
Yeah, you, too.
1729
01:32:56,782 --> 01:32:58,876
It's been a long time, right?
1730
01:32:58,951 --> 01:33:01,170
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's been a long time,
1731
01:33:01,245 --> 01:33:02,246
Yeah.
1732
01:33:02,496 --> 01:33:04,213
Is everything good?
1733
01:33:04,289 --> 01:33:05,836
Everything's good.
Yeah, yeah.
1734
01:33:06,082 --> 01:33:08,335
How's.,. How's you?
1735
01:33:10,253 --> 01:33:12,051
How's Winton?
1736
01:33:12,839 --> 01:33:14,261
He's good.
1737
01:33:15,174 --> 01:33:16,676
How's Audrey?
1738
01:33:17,050 --> 01:33:19,223
She's, you know,
it's the same old Audrey.
1739
01:33:19,386 --> 01:33:21,104
Same "old" Audrey.
1740
01:33:21,513 --> 01:33:22,856
Oh. Right.
1741
01:33:24,057 --> 01:33:25,479
Because she's a baby.
1742
01:33:25,559 --> 01:33:27,277
She is a child,
1743
01:33:27,978 --> 01:33:29,275
How about Winton?
1744
01:33:29,354 --> 01:33:31,981
Is it fun to have sex with
a 100-year-old man? Ha-ha!
1745
01:33:32,064 --> 01:33:34,317
Oh, don't do that.
1746
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:35,697
I got it.
You're right.
1747
01:33:35,985 --> 01:33:38,784
Hey, I have
a fun birthday game,
1748
01:33:39,113 --> 01:33:40,581
Okay.
Feel like playing a game?
1749
01:33:40,656 --> 01:33:42,124
Yeah. Depends,
Okay.
1750
01:33:42,199 --> 01:33:44,668
Like, what was
the actual moment
1751
01:33:44,744 --> 01:33:46,211
when you knew that
things were over?
1752
01:33:46,411 --> 01:33:47,754
Let's not do that.
1753
01:33:47,829 --> 01:33:50,878
I mean, I know I left a loaded
crossbow on the kitchen table.
1754
01:33:50,957 --> 01:33:52,834
Yeah, you did do that.
1755
01:33:53,376 --> 01:33:55,754
I hooked up
with a co-worker...
1756
01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:57,172
And then you
ate the old donut,
1757
01:33:58,048 --> 01:33:59,470
What did you
say about a donut?
1758
01:33:59,549 --> 01:34:01,550
I didn't, I just said.”
1759
01:34:02,551 --> 01:34:03,803
It doesn't matter.
1760
01:34:04,094 --> 01:34:05,186
What'?
1761
01:34:07,556 --> 01:34:11,231
I think it's going to sound really stupid
when I say it out loud. Okay. Um...
1762
01:34:11,310 --> 01:34:13,813
You know that
experiment that I initiated,
1763
01:34:13,896 --> 01:34:17,741
which was based
on the fact that
1764
01:34:17,815 --> 01:34:20,694
people who ate old donuts
had emotional deficiencies
1765
01:34:21,319 --> 01:34:23,287
and problems with commitment?
1766
01:34:23,696 --> 01:34:26,199
And, you know, the results
were very accurate with it.
1767
01:34:26,282 --> 01:34:29,000
And so when I saw you,
1768
01:34:29,451 --> 01:34:35,299
um, really going to town on a
plate of old donuts, it...
1769
01:34:38,001 --> 01:34:39,753
It freaked me out
1770
01:34:43,090 --> 01:34:44,341
Tom?
1771
01:34:46,717 --> 01:34:48,094
Hello?
1772
01:34:50,429 --> 01:34:53,683
I think that that is,
1773
01:34:55,434 --> 01:34:58,528
like, the dumbest thing
that I have ever heard.
1774
01:34:58,603 --> 01:35:00,150
You know what?
I never said anything,
1775
01:35:00,230 --> 01:35:03,404
but your entire
premise is bullshit.
1776
01:35:03,483 --> 01:35:05,156
Okay? And would
you like to know why?
1777
01:35:05,235 --> 01:35:08,830
Because these imaginary new
donuts that you offer people,
1778
01:35:08,905 --> 01:35:10,748
they may never arrive,
1779
01:35:10,824 --> 01:35:12,370
Okay, they're not real.
1780
01:35:12,449 --> 01:35:13,917
And me, personally,
1781
01:35:13,992 --> 01:35:17,542
I am not the type of person
who wants to sit around
1782
01:35:17,621 --> 01:35:20,500
and wait for something
that might never arrive
1783
01:35:20,582 --> 01:35:24,257
when they know that the thing
they have in front of them is.”
1784
01:35:24,420 --> 01:35:25,467
It's tasty!
1785
01:35:25,546 --> 01:35:28,890
It's good, okay?
And you know what?
1786
01:35:29,090 --> 01:35:33,391
It's not about the age of the
donut, it's about the flavor' Boom.
1787
01:35:34,137 --> 01:35:37,983
And you know the other thing?
The new donuts,
1788
01:35:38,057 --> 01:35:40,276
they're going to get
stale someday, too.
1789
01:35:40,351 --> 01:35:42,569
And this is exactly
1790
01:35:43,186 --> 01:35:46,110
what I did not want to happen
when I sent that email.
1791
01:35:46,189 --> 01:35:47,736
I think I should just go.
1792
01:35:47,816 --> 01:35:50,069
Yeah, no.
Yeah, you should go.
1793
01:35:50,986 --> 01:35:53,364
You're clearly
very upset and.”
1794
01:35:53,447 --> 01:35:55,074
I don't even know
what I said.
1795
01:35:55,322 --> 01:35:57,165
Everything just turned red,
1796
01:35:57,324 --> 01:35:59,122
It's so hot back here.
1797
01:35:59,785 --> 01:36:02,379
It's why people are always
fighting in the Middle East.
1798
01:36:02,538 --> 01:36:04,916
It's just, you get so hot
1799
01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:07,092
Tom,
1800
01:36:08,252 --> 01:36:09,503
I'm going to go, okay?
1801
01:36:09,586 --> 01:36:10,803
Yeah.
1802
01:36:11,755 --> 01:36:13,428
Happy birthday.
1803
01:36:13,590 --> 01:36:14,716
Okay.
1804
01:36:17,218 --> 01:36:18,435
Bye,
1805
01:36:19,971 --> 01:36:21,268
Good bye.
1806
01:36:29,813 --> 01:36:31,941
Is somebody crying?
1807
01:36:36,153 --> 01:36:37,370
Sol"?
1808
01:36:38,279 --> 01:36:40,031
Dude, what's up'?
1809
01:36:41,365 --> 01:36:43,117
I don't know what
I'm doing, dude.
1810
01:36:43,910 --> 01:36:47,881
I just got off the phone with Violet.
And I just feel fucking“,
1811
01:36:49,123 --> 01:36:50,420
I don't know
1812
01:36:52,460 --> 01:36:54,837
I don't know how
I ended up here.
1813
01:36:55,754 --> 01:36:57,256
Can I be honest with you?
1814
01:36:57,798 --> 01:37:00,927
You shouldn't be here
working in my restaurant, man,
1815
01:37:01,343 --> 01:37:03,892
You should be running
your own restaurant.
1816
01:37:04,137 --> 01:37:06,481
You're a better chef than me,
you always have been.
1817
01:37:06,556 --> 01:37:08,523
Everybody here knows it.
1818
01:37:10,893 --> 01:37:12,861
Tom, you're fired.
1819
01:37:14,063 --> 01:37:15,656
I'm firing you,
1820
01:37:18,234 --> 01:37:20,111
Pack your knives and go.
1821
01:37:21,320 --> 01:37:22,411
That's Top Chef.
1822
01:37:22,570 --> 01:37:24,368
Yeah, that's Top Chef.
Yeah.
1823
01:37:25,448 --> 01:37:28,327
Seeing you chop
onions is depressing,
1824
01:37:28,409 --> 01:37:30,628
It's like watching
Michael Jordan take a shit,
1825
01:37:31,830 --> 01:37:33,878
He could probably get it in the
toilet from, like, 30 feel away,
1826
01:37:35,041 --> 01:37:37,088
Three-pointer
from the living room,
1827
01:37:37,167 --> 01:37:39,010
Nothing but porcelain,
1828
01:37:39,962 --> 01:37:41,179
Poosh.
1829
01:37:43,131 --> 01:37:44,758
Poosh.
Poosh.
1830
01:37:45,133 --> 01:37:48,683
I think about 13 miles to the
gallon, city, 15, highway.
1831
01:37:49,054 --> 01:37:51,681
There's a bit of
blood spatter in the back,
1832
01:37:51,764 --> 01:37:53,016
I think it's haunted,
1833
01:37:53,850 --> 01:37:55,568
Great crash rating, though.
1834
01:37:56,269 --> 01:37:58,397
So, what are you
going to be using it for?
1835
01:37:59,355 --> 01:38:00,823
Food service,
1836
01:38:02,942 --> 01:38:04,444
Oh, buddy.
1837
01:38:15,412 --> 01:38:18,291
All right, we're going
to need two more venison.
1838
01:38:19,415 --> 01:38:20,917
Sorry for the holdup,
everybody.
1839
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:23,128
How's my taco coming?
We good?
1840
01:38:23,210 --> 01:38:24,211
Let's get it.
1841
01:38:24,712 --> 01:38:27,181
Thanks, I'll see you tomorrow?
All rig ht'
1842
01:38:27,256 --> 01:38:29,759
I just want you to know,
I've had tacos in Oahu.
1843
01:38:29,842 --> 01:38:31,139
I've had tacos in Baja,
1844
01:38:31,218 --> 01:38:32,720
I've had tacos
in Port-au-Prince,
1845
01:38:32,845 --> 01:38:34,346
I've had tacos
in Buenos Aires.
1846
01:38:34,429 --> 01:38:36,352
I've even had
tacos in Guatemala,
1847
01:38:36,431 --> 01:38:39,275
These are the best motherfucking
tacos I have ever had.
1848
01:38:39,350 --> 01:38:41,728
You're a white guy.
You make tacos like a Mexican.
1849
01:38:42,437 --> 01:38:43,438
Thanks.
1850
01:38:43,730 --> 01:38:44,856
Give me a hug.
1851
01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:46,441
Oh, really?
1852
01:38:46,524 --> 01:38:48,491
Give me a hug, now!
1853
01:38:48,650 --> 01:38:50,243
All right,
1854
01:38:50,485 --> 01:38:52,613
Mmm! You smell like a taco,
1855
01:38:53,322 --> 01:38:55,575
Okay, can we get
those tacos ready?
1856
01:38:56,241 --> 01:38:59,211
As you know, we have a sufficiency
of qualified candidates
1857
01:38:59,286 --> 01:39:01,709
for a position in
your department,
1858
01:39:01,788 --> 01:39:04,256
but you got it.
Congratulations.
1859
01:39:04,874 --> 01:39:09,505
You're being promoted to assistant
professor, tenure track. Congratulations.
1860
01:39:09,587 --> 01:39:11,134
Holy shit!
1861
01:39:13,257 --> 01:39:16,931
Sorry, that was really
inappropriate, it's just...
1862
01:39:18,637 --> 01:39:21,311
Shoot, I am so thrilled.
Thank you.
1863
01:39:21,473 --> 01:39:23,350
Congratulations.
Professor Walch.
1864
01:39:23,433 --> 01:39:25,527
Bravo, bravo.
Thank you, Professor.
1865
01:39:25,602 --> 01:39:26,819
Fudge,
1866
01:39:28,521 --> 01:39:29,613
Wonderful.
1867
01:39:36,111 --> 01:39:37,112
Doug?
1868
01:39:37,863 --> 01:39:39,035
Hey.
1869
01:39:39,114 --> 01:39:40,741
Heard your news,
Congratulations.
1870
01:39:40,824 --> 01:39:42,201
Thanks.
Yeah.
1871
01:39:42,618 --> 01:39:43,619
Where are you going?
1872
01:39:43,953 --> 01:39:47,126
Uh... On my way to
University of North Dakota.
1873
01:39:48,081 --> 01:39:50,630
Oh! Well, that's good.
1874
01:39:50,708 --> 01:39:53,177
Yeah. No, no, ifs great,
I'm excited.
1875
01:39:53,378 --> 01:39:54,721
I'm going to be a pioneer.
1876
01:39:54,796 --> 01:39:57,390
I'm going to be the first
black guy to freeze to death,
1877
01:39:57,548 --> 01:39:59,720
It's going to be cool.
Yeah, I'm pumped up about it.
1878
01:39:59,800 --> 01:40:00,801
Cool.
Yeah.
1879
01:40:00,884 --> 01:40:03,478
It's just like that song.
I get knocked down,
1880
01:40:03,553 --> 01:40:06,022
except I get up
again in North Dakota,
1881
01:40:06,098 --> 01:40:07,691
which is the worst
place on Earth.
1882
01:40:08,058 --> 01:40:09,526
I'm sorry.
1883
01:40:09,601 --> 01:40:11,228
You know what? I'm overreacting.
It's going to be great,
1884
01:40:11,395 --> 01:40:14,523
And I couldn't keep up with you and Winton.
I couldn't compete, so...
1885
01:40:14,730 --> 01:40:16,824
What do you mean by that'?
1886
01:40:18,234 --> 01:40:19,907
I mean, come on,
you know what I mean,
1887
01:40:20,695 --> 01:40:21,696
I don't,
1888
01:40:22,321 --> 01:40:23,493
You know what I mean,
1889
01:40:24,824 --> 01:40:27,668
Yeah, well, it's not
really like that.
1890
01:40:28,827 --> 01:40:30,875
Uh... No, it's a fact.
1891
01:40:32,330 --> 01:40:34,879
Yeah, well, that's not
why I got the...
1892
01:40:35,500 --> 01:40:36,752
Ah. A little bit.
1893
01:40:37,502 --> 01:40:38,503
Okay.
1894
01:40:45,718 --> 01:40:46,765
Hey.
1895
01:40:46,844 --> 01:40:48,938
Hey. Here she is.
1896
01:40:54,184 --> 01:40:55,527
So. Congratulations.
1897
01:40:55,602 --> 01:40:56,603
Thank you.
1898
01:40:56,854 --> 01:40:59,447
She got the job? Motherfucker!
Shh!
1899
01:40:59,522 --> 01:41:01,240
It's very exciting,
1900
01:41:03,735 --> 01:41:05,658
How long do you think
I have to decide,
1901
01:41:05,737 --> 01:41:07,535
you know, whether
to take it or not?
1902
01:41:08,239 --> 01:41:09,912
Sorry, I don't
understand the question,
1903
01:41:10,074 --> 01:41:11,290
Oh, the position.
1904
01:41:11,366 --> 01:41:12,788
I'm just wondering how
long I've got to decide
1905
01:41:12,868 --> 01:41:14,791
on whether
I should take it.
1906
01:41:14,870 --> 01:41:17,464
Well, you have to take it.
You've got no choice.
1907
01:41:18,790 --> 01:41:20,258
Can I ask you something?
1908
01:41:20,459 --> 01:41:21,460
Yeah,
1909
01:41:21,710 --> 01:41:23,508
Did I get the job
because I deserved it
1910
01:41:23,587 --> 01:41:25,430
or did I gel it because you're
trying to keep me here?
1911
01:41:25,713 --> 01:41:27,386
You got it because
you deserved it.
1912
01:41:27,465 --> 01:41:30,309
Okay. So, I was
the strongest candidate,
1913
01:41:30,384 --> 01:41:31,431
Of course you were.
1914
01:41:31,719 --> 01:41:33,141
Okay, we should
not be watching this,
1915
01:41:33,220 --> 01:41:34,563
You're right,
we shouldn't,
1916
01:41:34,638 --> 01:41:37,232
I mean, these things
are inherently subjective,
1917
01:41:37,391 --> 01:41:39,735
but I certainly feel that
we made the right choice, yes,
1918
01:41:40,101 --> 01:41:42,103
I think I just need
you to say "yes" or "no
1919
01:41:42,187 --> 01:41:44,281
as to whether I was
the strongest candidate,
1920
01:41:44,355 --> 01:41:46,653
Well, why does it
matter so much?
1921
01:41:46,733 --> 01:41:49,532
Because it matters to me. You know,
I want to deserve to be here.
1922
01:41:49,611 --> 01:41:50,737
Was I the best?
1923
01:41:50,904 --> 01:41:53,282
Who's to say who's
the best or the worst?
1924
01:41:53,448 --> 01:41:54,824
I'm better than she is.
1925
01:41:54,907 --> 01:41:57,410
No, you're not, It goes
Violet, me, you, then Doug,
1926
01:41:57,493 --> 01:42:00,121
What do these
labels even mean?
1927
01:42:00,496 --> 01:42:03,090
Look, just answer me
Did I deserve the job
1928
01:42:03,165 --> 01:42:05,042
or did I get it because you're
trying to keep me here?
1929
01:42:05,125 --> 01:42:06,422
It's very simple, Winton.
1930
01:42:06,794 --> 01:42:08,546
Violet, why don't
you trust me'?
1931
01:42:08,629 --> 01:42:10,756
If you make me answer
that question,
1932
01:42:10,838 --> 01:42:13,341
you're violating our
unspoken agreement of faith,
1933
01:42:13,549 --> 01:42:14,675
What does that mean?
What are you talking about?
1934
01:42:14,759 --> 01:42:16,602
Well, the question
itself is an accusation.
1935
01:42:16,677 --> 01:42:20,523
And I, personally, refuse to
answer an illogical question,
1936
01:42:21,182 --> 01:42:22,354
Thanks, Spock.
1937
01:42:22,433 --> 01:42:23,524
Spock.
1938
01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:25,352
That's a good one. Yeah.
That's a good one.
1939
01:42:25,435 --> 01:42:28,279
I mean, it seems that your refusal
to answer means that ifs true.
1940
01:42:28,772 --> 01:42:30,615
I'll tell you who's the best.
1941
01:42:36,947 --> 01:42:37,913
Ming
1942
01:42:37,988 --> 01:42:39,456
Yes! I knew it.
1943
01:42:39,657 --> 01:42:40,829
I'm the
best, I'm the best.
1944
01:42:40,908 --> 01:42:42,831
What the fuck?
1945
01:42:43,285 --> 01:42:44,707
Ming is the best.
1946
01:42:44,787 --> 01:42:46,414
So, you cheated
to get me the job.
1947
01:42:46,497 --> 01:42:50,218
So what if I cheated to get the
woman I love to stick around?
1948
01:42:50,292 --> 01:42:51,384
I have a question,
1949
01:42:51,460 --> 01:42:53,382
Would you have even considered
my donut experiment
1950
01:42:53,461 --> 01:42:54,633
if Doug had suggested it'?
1951
01:42:55,004 --> 01:42:56,051
Of course not,
1952
01:42:57,382 --> 01:42:58,429
Wow!
1953
01:42:59,634 --> 01:43:01,352
Wow,
Okay.
1954
01:43:03,721 --> 01:43:05,769
In a way, Ming, it's like
their whole relationship
1955
01:43:05,849 --> 01:43:07,896
was the donut experiment.
1956
01:43:07,975 --> 01:43:09,477
Nice.
Thank you,
1957
01:43:09,852 --> 01:43:11,479
Fine, fine, fine.
1958
01:43:13,480 --> 01:43:16,074
There will be new
students next year,
1959
01:43:16,150 --> 01:43:17,527
There's always a new Violet,
1960
01:43:19,194 --> 01:43:20,740
Oh, no!
Oh!
1961
01:43:20,820 --> 01:43:22,197
He did not.
1962
01:43:22,321 --> 01:43:23,322
Um.“
Oh.
1963
01:43:23,406 --> 01:43:25,909
This was”.
Yeah.
1964
01:43:25,992 --> 01:43:27,084
Oh, my God!
1965
01:43:27,160 --> 01:43:29,834
Turn off the light. Turn
off the light, turn of! the light.
1966
01:43:31,164 --> 01:43:32,461
Violet,
1967
01:44:23,045 --> 01:44:25,594
These pancakes are delicious.
Mmm.
1968
01:44:25,964 --> 01:44:28,638
They put a cinnamon glaze.
They're dreamy.
1969
01:44:28,717 --> 01:44:29,843
You shouldn't
be eating them,
1970
01:44:29,927 --> 01:44:30,974
It's good.
1971
01:44:31,053 --> 01:44:33,680
It's why we're here.
We're hereto eat, right?
1972
01:44:33,763 --> 01:44:34,810
So, um,
1973
01:44:36,182 --> 01:44:38,731
how about Violet?
How is she doing?
1974
01:44:39,268 --> 01:44:41,236
I don't know. You know'?
1975
01:44:41,312 --> 01:44:43,064
She still with
that professor guy?
1976
01:44:43,147 --> 01:44:44,899
I don't know
1977
01:44:44,982 --> 01:44:46,655
What are you doing?
1978
01:44:46,734 --> 01:44:48,235
What are you doing, Tom'?
1979
01:44:48,735 --> 01:44:50,908
I'm just... I'm trying
to eat my breakfast, Ma
1980
01:44:50,987 --> 01:44:54,708
I mean with Violet, and you know it.
Three grandparents are gone.
1981
01:44:54,783 --> 01:44:58,504
Your grandparents, long gone. You
know who goes next, don't you?
1982
01:44:58,578 --> 01:45:00,626
Us, We go next.
Jesus, Dad.
1983
01:45:00,705 --> 01:45:02,502
Please don't do this, guys,
1984
01:45:02,581 --> 01:45:04,333
He's not kidding.
Not kidding.
1985
01:45:04,416 --> 01:45:06,089
He's on three different
heart medications.
1986
01:45:06,168 --> 01:45:07,761
That's right. Three
of them, Mm m-hmm.
1987
01:45:07,836 --> 01:45:09,838
What are you talking about?
Since when?
1988
01:45:09,922 --> 01:45:11,469
Since my last
heart attack.
1989
01:45:12,299 --> 01:45:14,518
Dad, you had a heart attack?
1990
01:45:14,593 --> 01:45:16,185
I had two, actually,
1991
01:45:16,261 --> 01:45:18,980
The last one was right
after Mom's cancer scare.
1992
01:45:19,430 --> 01:45:20,932
A cancer scare?
What are you...
1993
01:45:21,099 --> 01:45:23,227
Why didn't you guys
tell me any of this?
1994
01:45:23,309 --> 01:45:25,107
Well, we didn't
want to bother you.
1995
01:45:25,186 --> 01:45:27,234
No. It wasn't your affair,
1996
01:45:27,563 --> 01:45:30,315
Well, is there anything else
you guys haven't told me'?
1997
01:45:30,399 --> 01:45:31,696
Well, what else have we...
1998
01:45:31,775 --> 01:45:34,028
There's a lot we haven't told you, darling.
We don'! share everything.
1999
01:45:34,111 --> 01:45:35,078
Your mother was.”
2000
01:45:35,153 --> 01:45:37,201
She was briefly hospitalized
for emotional issues.
2001
01:45:37,281 --> 01:45:38,282
Well, yes, that's true,
2002
01:45:38,365 --> 01:45:39,366
Yeah,
2003
01:45:39,783 --> 01:45:42,502
We told you we were in a
timeshare on Sanibel Island,
2004
01:45:42,786 --> 01:45:45,379
Wait, you guys have gone
there, like, four times.
2005
01:45:45,454 --> 01:45:49,300
Well, at least one of the
times, we weren't really there.
2006
01:45:50,042 --> 01:45:53,091
I had vaginal reconstruction
surgery last year.
2007
01:45:53,963 --> 01:45:55,715
That stuff
really works.
2008
01:45:55,798 --> 01:45:58,801
And that's why we don'! share
everything with our children,
2009
01:46:01,136 --> 01:46:04,185
I think I understand why
I have communication issues.
2010
01:46:04,639 --> 01:46:05,982
Thank you,
Ma.
2011
01:46:06,141 --> 01:46:08,018
Maybe you should slow down
on the Bloody Marys,
2012
01:46:08,184 --> 01:46:09,310
I don't think
you need any more,
2013
01:46:10,145 --> 01:46:11,362
Oh.
Let her have it.
2014
01:46:11,730 --> 01:46:13,402
You're going to
tell me what to do? No.
2015
01:46:13,480 --> 01:46:14,447
Let her have a drink.
2016
01:46:14,523 --> 01:46:17,402
I am going to ask you again.
What are you doing with Violet?
2017
01:46:17,484 --> 01:46:19,486
You're being dumb,
2018
01:46:19,570 --> 01:46:22,790
You are being so
fucking dumb, you idiot.
2019
01:46:22,865 --> 01:46:24,788
You love Violet,
I love Violet,
2020
01:46:24,867 --> 01:46:27,460
your father loves Violet
and you're letting her go?
2021
01:46:27,535 --> 01:46:28,832
Fuck you, you dummy,
2022
01:46:31,164 --> 01:46:32,256
Wow.
2023
01:46:32,832 --> 01:46:35,301
Since when do
you talk like this?
2024
01:46:35,376 --> 01:46:36,844
It's not funny, Tom.
2025
01:46:37,670 --> 01:46:39,047
Okay, fine.
2026
01:46:39,589 --> 01:46:40,806
What are you doing?
2027
01:46:40,882 --> 01:46:42,554
Look, we're not 100 %
right for each other.
2028
01:46:42,632 --> 01:46:44,634
And so, there's
nothing to be said.
2029
01:46:44,718 --> 01:46:46,891
I got news
for you, moron,
2030
01:46:47,054 --> 01:46:51,434
your father and I, we're not
even 90 % right for each other.
2031
01:46:51,516 --> 01:46:54,690
Not even 60, okay?
But he's the love of my life,
2032
01:46:54,770 --> 01:46:57,022
And right now, the love of
your life is going to fly away
2033
01:46:57,104 --> 01:46:59,448
and I bet somewhere in the back
of your mind, you're thinking
2034
01:46:59,523 --> 01:47:01,651
that she'll always be there
if you want to try again,
2035
01:47:01,734 --> 01:47:04,157
but you know what? She won't,
because she's the goddamned best!
2036
01:47:04,236 --> 01:47:07,536
And some lucky guy is going to make
it work with her no matter what,
2037
01:47:07,615 --> 01:47:11,289
Instead of settling for some
23-year-old airhead
2038
01:47:11,368 --> 01:47:14,588
who probably doesn't know
who the fucking Beatles are,
2039
01:47:21,086 --> 01:47:22,679
Had to be said.
2040
01:47:24,130 --> 01:47:26,131
Hi, I missed you today,
2041
01:47:26,632 --> 01:47:28,134
That's nice.
2042
01:47:34,556 --> 01:47:36,399
Listen, I need to
2043
01:47:38,268 --> 01:47:41,020
talk to you about
something, Audrey.
2044
01:47:43,898 --> 01:47:46,196
What's behind
those eyes, Tom?
2045
01:47:48,069 --> 01:47:52,575
My ex-fiancée has
been on my mind a lot
2046
01:47:53,241 --> 01:47:55,459
and I feel like that's
something I need to explore.
2047
01:47:56,785 --> 01:47:58,708
Well, she's an old bitch!
There.
2048
01:47:58,787 --> 01:48:01,256
I just explored it for you
Done?
2049
01:48:03,917 --> 01:48:06,011
It's hard to have
this conversation with you,
2050
01:48:06,086 --> 01:48:07,679
You need to explore it, Tom'?
2051
01:48:07,754 --> 01:48:10,677
You were with her for five fucking years.
That's a really long time,
2052
01:48:10,756 --> 01:48:12,099
What else is there
to learn about her?
2053
01:48:12,258 --> 01:48:13,851
Oh, God!
2054
01:48:13,926 --> 01:48:15,348
I don't really know
the answer to that,
2055
01:48:15,428 --> 01:48:16,850
but I just think
I need to find out,
2056
01:48:16,929 --> 01:48:19,023
What are you thinking?
You're so stupid.
2057
01:48:19,098 --> 01:48:21,192
You're so stupid.
You're going to leave me?
2058
01:48:21,267 --> 01:48:22,609
You're going to leave this?
2059
01:48:22,684 --> 01:48:26,109
For saggy tits and
a loose vagina? Really?
2060
01:48:26,855 --> 01:48:28,277
Oh, God!
2061
01:48:29,774 --> 01:48:31,367
I'm sorry to do this to you,
2062
01:48:31,443 --> 01:48:32,865
Shut the fuck up.
2063
01:48:32,944 --> 01:48:35,322
You know what?
You should just go, Tom.
2064
01:48:35,405 --> 01:48:38,704
Just go. Go have fun.
Have fun with your old woman,
2065
01:48:38,782 --> 01:48:40,500
Go fucking read
at night together.
2066
01:48:40,576 --> 01:48:42,123
You can go through
menopause together.
2067
01:48:42,202 --> 01:48:44,204
And you can go get
your little prostates checked,
2068
01:48:44,288 --> 01:48:46,382
Check each other
for lumps all the time
2069
01:48:46,457 --> 01:48:48,459
and do those kinds
of things together.
2070
01:48:48,542 --> 01:48:51,715
And then go get some Crocs,
so your back doesn't hun.
2071
01:48:51,794 --> 01:48:53,717
And then you can
go walk on the beach
2072
01:48:53,796 --> 01:48:56,891
and fuck each other with
your gross, wrinkly balls,
2073
01:48:57,133 --> 01:48:59,886
That's another thing.
You're getting fucking fat,
2074
01:49:00,303 --> 01:49:02,397
It's really hard to
have sex with someone
2075
01:49:02,472 --> 01:49:04,566
when you can't breathe
underneath them,
2076
01:49:04,640 --> 01:49:08,064
Can't breathe! Like, I feel like
I'm going to die every time
2077
01:49:09,478 --> 01:49:12,778
You should leave.
I'm going to say mean things,
2078
01:49:16,026 --> 01:49:17,152
Bye.
2079
01:49:19,154 --> 01:49:21,326
He makes me lie
down in green pastures
2080
01:49:21,405 --> 01:49:23,874
and leads me
beside still waters.
2081
01:49:24,533 --> 01:49:29,084
He shall refresh my soul and guide
me in the path of righteousness...
2082
01:49:29,163 --> 01:49:31,040
You're my good one.
2083
01:49:31,999 --> 01:49:33,797
I am so mad, Alex,
when you say that.
2084
01:49:33,876 --> 01:49:35,718
At least I'm not
the one failing as a parent.
2085
01:49:35,793 --> 01:49:37,295
It's all right,
It's all right,
2086
01:49:37,378 --> 01:49:39,255
Give him
a couple Vicodin.
2087
01:49:43,593 --> 01:49:45,311
Wow. Hi,
Hi.
2088
01:49:45,637 --> 01:49:47,355
Hello,
Hello, Gideon.
2089
01:49:47,430 --> 01:49:49,181
Didn't expect
to see you.
2090
01:49:49,431 --> 01:49:51,684
Just came to say
goodbye properly,
2091
01:49:52,100 --> 01:49:54,023
To my grandmother or...
2092
01:49:54,394 --> 01:49:57,944
Yeah. We actually grew pretty
close towards the end.
2093
01:49:58,690 --> 01:49:59,691
Oh, yeah?
2094
01:49:59,942 --> 01:50:02,946
So, how are you and Tom'?
Any kids yet'?
2095
01:50:03,277 --> 01:50:04,278
Mmm...
2096
01:50:04,362 --> 01:50:07,707
No. Tom and I split up
a little while ago, son.
2097
01:50:07,782 --> 01:50:08,999
Oh! I'm sorry.
2098
01:50:09,200 --> 01:50:10,702
It has been four
years, of course.
2099
01:50:11,786 --> 01:50:12,787
Hmm'?
2100
01:50:13,621 --> 01:50:15,715
Nothing. I..,
No, go on, What?
2101
01:50:16,249 --> 01:50:18,376
"Four years, of course" what?
Doesn't make sense.
2102
01:50:19,125 --> 01:50:20,968
That's what you do.
2103
01:50:21,169 --> 01:50:25,140
Is it? Is it what I do? Well,
let me just tell you something.
2104
01:50:25,340 --> 01:50:27,638
Tom and I split up
because it wasn't working.
2105
01:50:27,717 --> 01:50:29,594
Not because we weren't perfect
enough for each other.
2106
01:50:29,678 --> 01:50:31,975
No! because I had him
on a four-year timeline.
2107
01:50:32,137 --> 01:50:33,229
Okay? So don't...
2108
01:50:33,305 --> 01:50:34,557
Um...
2109
01:50:34,640 --> 01:50:35,857
This is my daughter,
2110
01:50:36,725 --> 01:50:37,726
sol"?
2111
01:50:37,810 --> 01:50:38,857
She's four,
2112
01:50:39,144 --> 01:50:40,817
This is what
four looks like.
2113
01:50:41,939 --> 01:50:44,237
Hello.
What's your name?
2114
01:50:44,316 --> 01:50:45,659
Violet,
2115
01:50:47,527 --> 01:50:49,200
Regret calling her
that now.
2116
01:50:49,487 --> 01:50:52,331
Keep meaning to changed it,
but it's a lot of paperwork.
2117
01:50:53,116 --> 01:50:54,413
And I don't want
to confuse her.
2118
01:50:55,743 --> 01:50:58,337
Come on, darling. Let's go
and look at the coffin.
2119
01:51:15,678 --> 01:51:16,895
Tom.
2120
01:51:17,847 --> 01:51:20,475
Hi.
2121
01:51:22,560 --> 01:51:24,483
I'm just realizing now, it
might be totally inappropriate
2122
01:51:24,562 --> 01:51:26,109
for me to just
show up like this,
2123
01:51:26,188 --> 01:51:28,031
but Alex and Suzie
told me what happened,
2124
01:51:28,190 --> 01:51:30,533
I'm so sorry about
Grandma Katherine.
2125
01:51:31,026 --> 01:51:34,371
She was sort of the only person in
your family who was ever nice to me,
2126
01:51:35,488 --> 01:51:38,287
And I just felt
like I should come,
2127
01:51:39,534 --> 01:51:41,832
But if that's inappropriate,
or weird at all,
2128
01:51:41,911 --> 01:51:43,458
I can totally go
back to the hotel
2129
01:51:43,538 --> 01:51:45,585
or take a tour of the Tower
of London, or something.
2130
01:51:45,664 --> 01:51:48,588
No, no, it's not,
It's”.
2131
01:51:50,169 --> 01:51:52,342
It's really nice
to see you.
2132
01:51:53,714 --> 01:51:55,432
It's nice to
see you, too,
2133
01:52:29,372 --> 01:52:31,466
So, what do we do now?
2134
01:52:35,586 --> 01:52:38,715
Fall semester doesn't
start until August 14th.
2135
01:52:39,131 --> 01:52:41,758
I know that this
sounds crazy,
2136
01:52:43,259 --> 01:52:46,138
but why don'! you just come
back to San Francisco with me?
2137
01:52:46,221 --> 01:52:49,976
You could see your sister and we could
spend a couple of weeks together.
2138
01:52:51,226 --> 01:52:53,320
We don'! have to worry
about what it means'
2139
01:52:53,645 --> 01:52:55,897
Then we'll go
our separate ways,
2140
01:52:56,063 --> 01:52:57,189
Okay.
2141
01:52:57,981 --> 01:53:02,487
Just, separately, like, I think it's
time to take down the Wham! posters,
2142
01:53:19,043 --> 01:53:20,135
Yeah?
2143
01:53:20,461 --> 01:53:21,508
Whoo!
2144
01:53:24,423 --> 01:53:25,766
Thank you,
2145
01:53:58,788 --> 01:54:01,507
I'm getting all
pieces that are here,
2146
01:54:01,583 --> 01:54:03,085
Here, use these ones.
2147
01:54:03,543 --> 01:54:05,216
Oops! Ooh.“
2148
01:54:05,295 --> 01:54:06,842
We lost a tower.
- Oh, no, the tower.
2149
01:54:06,921 --> 01:54:08,046
That's it.
2150
01:54:08,338 --> 01:54:11,558
So, you know I'm keeping Tom
company this week, right?
2151
01:54:11,925 --> 01:54:13,051
Yeah,
2152
01:54:14,678 --> 01:54:18,057
Alex keeps him company without
also having sex with him.
2153
01:54:18,682 --> 01:54:19,854
I assume.
2154
01:54:20,100 --> 01:54:21,568
What does that mean?
2155
01:54:21,643 --> 01:54:23,815
Mommy, do Elmo voice.
2156
01:54:25,354 --> 01:54:29,234
Elmo thinks you
should do what you fee! is right.
2157
01:54:30,777 --> 01:54:34,031
Well, I don't really know what I
think is right- I think I'm just...
2158
01:54:34,155 --> 01:54:36,202
You know, time will
tell, I think.
2159
01:54:37,032 --> 01:54:40,252
Elmo
thinks time will tell'
2160
01:54:40,327 --> 01:54:42,125
Would you mind not
doing that Elmo voice?
2161
01:54:42,204 --> 01:54:44,172
'Cause really, you're repealing
back what I'm saying,
2162
01:54:44,247 --> 01:54:47,547
Honestly, Elmo thinks
you should shit or get off the pot.
2163
01:54:47,626 --> 01:54:48,627
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
2164
01:54:48,710 --> 01:54:50,632
Aunt Violet,
do Cookie Monster
2165
01:54:53,714 --> 01:54:57,059
Me think
that's a really rude thing to say, Elmo.
2166
01:54:59,595 --> 01:55:04,317
Elmo say it been five years,
almost five years,
2167
01:55:04,391 --> 01:55:06,017
You either love him
or you don't.
2168
01:55:06,100 --> 01:55:08,853
Me love him, but it's
very complicated.
2169
01:55:09,020 --> 01:55:11,148
Cookie doesn't get
everything handed to him
2170
01:55:11,231 --> 01:55:13,654
on a fucking
silver platter like Elmo.
2171
01:55:14,359 --> 01:55:17,238
Cookie got the
career he wanted,
2172
01:55:17,320 --> 01:55:20,038
Tom moved to Michigan
so Cookie could work.
2173
01:55:20,113 --> 01:55:23,367
Okay. Elmo wanted
to be a kinesiologist
2174
01:55:23,450 --> 01:55:28,001
and instead, Elmo is cleaning
puke off her shirt every day,
2175
01:55:28,080 --> 01:55:31,084
Well, maybe as nice
as these little Elmos are,
2176
01:55:31,166 --> 01:55:33,339
Elmo should have considered
using protection.
2177
01:55:33,544 --> 01:55:36,638
"C" is for condom. That's
good enough for me.
2178
01:55:36,963 --> 01:55:42,094
Elmo is very happy with
Elmo's little Elmos, okay?
2179
01:55:42,176 --> 01:55:44,679
Elmo would just like
a break once in a while.
2180
01:55:44,804 --> 01:55:45,976
Fine.
Elmo never gets a break,
2181
01:55:46,055 --> 01:55:49,479
This is fine. But this is precisely
why Cookie wants to take the time
2182
01:55:49,558 --> 01:55:52,437
to consider if he's picked
the right cookie for his life,
2183
01:55:52,519 --> 01:55:55,443
Well, maybe Elmo thinks
there is no right cookie.
2184
01:55:55,522 --> 01:55:57,695
You just pick one
and take a bite.
2185
01:56:05,239 --> 01:56:06,582
Sorry.
2186
01:56:09,201 --> 01:56:12,045
Elmo is sorry, too.
2187
01:56:14,957 --> 01:56:16,425
Whose was better?
2188
01:56:17,000 --> 01:56:18,468
Mommy's better,
2189
01:56:21,963 --> 01:56:26,218
The worst choice
you can make is no choice at all'
2190
01:56:27,802 --> 01:56:31,522
Okay? Snack time!
Time for a snack.
2191
01:56:32,264 --> 01:56:35,063
Huh? It's time
for a snack.
2192
01:56:37,644 --> 01:56:40,443
My favorite! Just kidding.
I love you both.
2193
01:56:41,815 --> 01:56:43,317
Come get a snack.
2194
01:56:51,115 --> 01:56:52,662
What time is your flight?
2195
01:56:52,742 --> 01:56:53,994
Um... 1:35.
2196
01:56:58,581 --> 01:57:00,924
This is stupid.
What are we doing?
2197
01:57:00,999 --> 01:57:02,091
What do you mean?
2198
01:57:02,167 --> 01:57:03,840
I drive a taco truck.
2199
01:57:04,002 --> 01:57:07,347
Okay? I can work anywhere,
and it's just ridiculous.
2200
01:57:08,924 --> 01:57:11,518
It's stupid for us
not to give this another shot,
2201
01:57:12,510 --> 01:57:14,853
Because I love you so much,
2202
01:57:15,846 --> 01:57:18,224
And I'm not going
to let you go.
2203
01:57:18,599 --> 01:57:20,852
Do you remember
the day that we first met?
2204
01:57:21,018 --> 01:57:23,441
The New Year's Eve party.
2205
01:57:23,520 --> 01:57:24,863
Yeah, how can I forget'?
2206
01:57:28,775 --> 01:57:32,279
Do you remember how a year
later, we made that list
2207
01:57:32,362 --> 01:57:34,239
of what our marriage
would be like?
2208
01:57:34,781 --> 01:57:36,624
We were going to have 50 kids,
2209
01:57:36,699 --> 01:57:38,747
If I recall,
we settled on 25,
2210
01:57:38,826 --> 01:57:40,669
We did settle on 25.
2211
01:57:43,622 --> 01:57:44,965
That was so dumb,
2212
01:57:47,000 --> 01:57:49,002
Okay, I'm going to need you
to pull off on this exit.
2213
01:57:49,086 --> 01:57:50,178
Why?
2214
01:57:50,462 --> 01:57:52,464
Just pull over on
this exit over here,
2215
01:57:52,547 --> 01:57:53,514
No, we can just.“
2216
01:57:53,632 --> 01:57:54,884
Tom, you're going to miss it!
Quick. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
2217
01:57:56,510 --> 01:57:58,102
What are you doing?
Sorry. I'm sorry.
2218
01:57:58,219 --> 01:58:00,313
It was just imperative that we
stopped at the exit. Well, why'?
2219
01:58:00,388 --> 01:58:02,561
Because I'm trying
to propose to you.
2220
01:58:10,481 --> 01:58:12,653
I don'! think that
we can figure out
2221
01:58:12,732 --> 01:58:15,155
all of our problems
before we get married,
2222
01:58:15,235 --> 01:58:18,409
And I'm pretty sure
we'll have some after.
2223
01:58:18,488 --> 01:58:20,536
But I promise you that
I will just love you
2224
01:58:20,615 --> 01:58:22,413
every step of the way,
2225
01:58:22,492 --> 01:58:24,085
So, yes or no?
2226
01:58:36,672 --> 01:58:39,721
I was going to re-propose to you
when we got to the airport.
2227
01:58:40,050 --> 01:58:42,802
You were? Tom.
2228
01:58:45,263 --> 01:58:46,606
Oh, Tom.
2229
01:58:49,767 --> 01:58:50,768
I love it.
2230
01:58:51,352 --> 01:58:52,729
It's a ruby.
2231
01:58:56,773 --> 01:58:57,899
What do you say'?
2232
01:58:58,108 --> 01:59:00,281
What do you say'?
I asked you first.
2233
01:59:01,445 --> 01:59:04,369
You've made me, like, the
happiest girl in the world.
2234
01:59:11,620 --> 01:59:15,295
Okay, I'm going to need you lo
go off to Alamo Square now,
2235
01:59:15,791 --> 01:59:16,792
What are you talk...
2236
01:59:16,876 --> 01:59:18,674
I'm going to need you to go
to Alamo Square please, babe.
2237
01:59:18,753 --> 01:59:19,879
What are you talking about?
2238
01:59:19,962 --> 01:59:21,134
Babe, please, just do it.
2239
01:59:21,297 --> 01:59:23,220
Don't think about it.
Just drive.
2240
01:59:24,382 --> 01:59:25,804
Do you have, like,
a thing planned?
2241
01:59:38,312 --> 01:59:41,236
Hey, what are you doing? Did you
come to pick up the receipts?
2242
01:59:41,315 --> 01:59:42,316
Did you buy it'?
2243
01:59:42,399 --> 01:59:43,400
Yes, he bought it.
2244
01:59:43,734 --> 01:59:45,236
I can't believe this,
2245
01:59:45,319 --> 01:59:46,536
I told you he would,
2246
01:59:46,612 --> 01:59:47,659
What is going on?
2247
01:59:47,738 --> 01:59:49,536
Here. Come on!
This way, babe.
2248
01:59:49,615 --> 01:59:51,083
We're on site,
"On site"?
2249
01:59:53,618 --> 01:59:55,165
Okay, we have some
fast decisions to make,
2250
01:59:55,244 --> 01:59:58,589
Do you want a string quartet,
or a New Orleans brass band?
2251
01:59:58,664 --> 02:00:00,666
What about synthesizer dude'?
2252
02:00:01,000 --> 02:00:03,219
Oh, I have no idea who that is.
He must have just shown up.
2253
02:00:03,294 --> 02:00:05,092
Oh. New Orleans brass band,
2254
02:00:05,171 --> 02:00:06,638
New Orleans brass band.
All right!
2255
02:00:14,513 --> 02:00:17,232
Okay, do you want
Jewish, Christian,
2256
02:00:17,307 --> 02:00:18,934
extreme Christian,
Buddhist,
2257
02:00:19,017 --> 02:00:20,610
Justice of the Peace?
2258
02:00:20,685 --> 02:00:22,686
Justice of the Peace.
Justice of the Peace.
2259
02:00:25,648 --> 02:00:27,070
Oh, my God!
2260
02:00:27,149 --> 02:00:29,447
Okay, tuxes,
I've got three tuxes.
2261
02:00:29,527 --> 02:00:31,074
Standard, vintage,
Hawaiian casual?
2262
02:00:31,362 --> 02:00:33,535
Uh... Vintage,
Vintage.
2263
02:00:33,948 --> 02:00:35,449
Dad!
2264
02:00:35,782 --> 02:00:36,954
No time. No time,
2265
02:00:37,033 --> 02:00:38,410
All right now.
Get them off,
2266
02:00:38,493 --> 02:00:39,494
Dad, protect me,
2267
02:00:42,497 --> 02:00:44,215
Whoo! Mum! Suzie,
2268
02:00:45,542 --> 02:00:47,294
Mum, I think I
need to step into it.
2269
02:00:47,502 --> 02:00:49,630
Come on, Sylvia.
2270
02:00:49,712 --> 02:00:53,386
All right. all right, I'm going to drop
the sheet in three, two, one. Drop it.
2271
02:00:53,465 --> 02:00:55,513
No, no. Not me.
Just wait until the wedding,
2272
02:00:55,592 --> 02:00:56,639
Right.
Yes,
2273
02:00:56,718 --> 02:00:57,890
Oh, yeah.
Okay, of course.
2274
02:00:57,970 --> 02:00:58,971
Okay. Oh, Mum, my hair.
2275
02:00:59,054 --> 02:01:00,931
Hair on the move.
Hair on the move.
2276
02:01:05,309 --> 02:01:06,936
Spin around, Dad.
Here's the ring.
2277
02:01:07,019 --> 02:01:08,020
Is it done, Mum?
2278
02:01:08,104 --> 02:01:09,105
Yes, it's beautiful.
2279
02:01:10,398 --> 02:01:11,991
Ready'?
Yeah.
2280
02:01:12,066 --> 02:01:14,660
Ready? One, two, three.
One, two, three.
2281
02:01:14,735 --> 02:01:16,157
There we go.
2282
02:01:19,489 --> 02:01:20,490
Wow.
2283
02:01:21,366 --> 02:01:22,709
Beautiful.
2284
02:01:24,703 --> 02:01:26,831
Okay. Okay.
2285
02:01:26,913 --> 02:01:28,665
I love you, darling,
I love you, Mum.
2286
02:01:28,748 --> 02:01:29,840
Love you. Love you,
2287
02:01:29,916 --> 02:01:31,008
Bye, Dad,
2288
02:01:31,084 --> 02:01:32,586
Thank you,
2289
02:01:40,050 --> 02:01:41,802
You should get down there,
2290
02:01:41,886 --> 02:01:43,433
You must be out
of your mind.
2291
02:01:43,762 --> 02:01:45,264
I'm never letting go
of this hand again.
2292
02:01:45,431 --> 02:01:47,024
Come on.
2293
02:02:26,969 --> 02:02:30,848
It has been
a longer trip for Tom and Violet
2294
02:02:30,931 --> 02:02:32,683
than it has
for most couples.
2295
02:02:32,766 --> 02:02:33,938
And yet the very
nature of...
2296
02:02:34,059 --> 02:02:35,811
You know what? You can just.“
Just, you can skip it.
2297
02:02:35,894 --> 02:02:36,986
Yeah.
Yeah.
2298
02:02:37,145 --> 02:02:39,864
Well, it's two minutes
to mid night.
2299
02:02:41,483 --> 02:02:44,111
Got anyone to kiss at New Year's?
2300
02:02:45,361 --> 02:02:46,954
Is that the best
you've got?
2301
02:02:49,240 --> 02:02:51,083
Kind Of.
2302
02:02:51,825 --> 02:02:53,122
Do you?
Yes,
2303
02:02:56,080 --> 02:02:57,798
Do you?
Yes,
2304
02:03:01,834 --> 02:03:03,677
You may kiss the bride.
2305
02:03:16,974 --> 02:03:18,442
Yeah!
2306
02:03:18,517 --> 02:03:19,643
Whoo!
2307
02:03:21,520 --> 02:03:22,612
Whoo-hoo!
2308
02:03:24,856 --> 02:03:26,278
Oh, yay!
Yay!
2309
02:03:27,858 --> 02:03:29,531
I'm proud of you!
2310
02:03:40,997 --> 02:03:42,464
Mom!
2311
02:03:42,539 --> 02:03:43,540
Whoo!
2312
02:03:46,501 --> 02:03:49,254
You finally did it,
you fucking assholes!
2313
02:03:56,719 --> 02:03:58,767
I love you,
2314
02:04:01,473 --> 02:04:02,770
We love you guys, too,
2315
02:04:03,726 --> 02:04:07,321
In fact, it makes us
feel like singing!
2316
02:04:08,305 --> 02:04:14,398
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