1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 2 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:36,996 The community is outraged that convicted criminal Dr. Light... 3 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:40,916 ...has escaped incarceration again, embarking on a deadly spree. 4 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,878 Tensions between Bialya and Pokolistan reached new heights... 5 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:46,088 ...when Bialya disregarded U. N. sanctions... 6 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,507 ...and pushed into settlements across the border. 7 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,302 Three strikes? This is the law, not baseball. 8 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:55,598 If a man commits a felony, he should be expunged from civilized society. 9 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:59,101 Victims' families are asking how such a tragedy could have taken place. 10 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:03,230 Luckily, Superman arrived in time to avert the terror attack. 11 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,817 - Military deaths in Middle East... - Polls show... 12 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,152 ...more often afraid than not. 13 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:11,197 - Where are our heroes? - Sources describe the woman as kind. 14 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:15,076 ... when nations are not held accountable for their actions... 15 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,790 Time to take your medicine, love. 16 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:26,188 - Easy as pie, didn't I tell you? - I like pie. 17 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:29,024 You're about to go on a diet. 18 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,737 Superman! Blast him! 19 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:41,912 - Oh, oh! Oh, oh! - Why don't you two cool off? 20 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:49,628 - Caught a couple of big fish, Superman. - And without a net. 21 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:57,845 Back to the tank with you two. Up, up and away. 22 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:01,932 Maybe this time they'll learn that crime doesn't pay. 23 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:08,981 Wow, okay. Ha-ha. That's, uh... Wow. 24 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:11,942 It never occurred to me that the S stood for "silly." 25 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,611 It wasn't that bad. 26 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,779 When have you ever said "crime doesn't pay"? 27 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:22,411 Well, you can take the kid out of the cornfield... 28 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,455 Producer said it would be inspirational. 29 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:28,125 And who's profiting from all this so-called inspiration? 30 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:31,086 Proceeds from the cartoon go to charity, Lois. 31 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,755 Yes, I've got someone watching. 32 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:35,466 And yes, we have an iron-clad contract. 33 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:38,302 And do you get creative input? 34 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:40,804 Did I mention it all goes to charity? 35 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,474 Point is, you have to protect your S. 36 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:46,143 The world is always watching Superman. 37 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,145 Well, not always. 38 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:50,648 Oh. Smooth one, farm boy. 39 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,987 So close. 40 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,993 - Help me! - My God. 41 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,721 - The Atomic Skull. - Get somewhere safe. 42 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,425 You've gone too far this time, Skull. 43 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:02,886 They were just lawyers. Come closer and we'll talk about it. 44 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,722 You've gotten bigger. 45 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,724 That genebomb that created me... 46 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,226 ...it's still going off. 47 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,836 Let go! 48 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:47,181 - Cute. - Why did you attack those people? 49 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:49,933 To draw out the main course, of course. 50 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,269 - You used them for bait? - Give me a break. 51 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:55,230 I do what I do, you do what you do. 52 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,919 You'll have your front page in 15 minutes, chief. 53 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,546 Yes, I'll spell-check. 54 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,689 Okay, beat it. 55 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,487 Whoa. 56 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,954 Here we are, lads and lassie. 57 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,832 Makes the old hometown look positively quaint. 58 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:39,751 Mm. Makes me thirsty. 59 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:48,719 They grow them big here, but not as big as Blue Boy. 60 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:50,471 Keep your pants on, Pammy. 61 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,890 We don't need you getting all beasty now. 62 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,476 - Where do you think he is? - I'll find him. 63 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:59,146 Just stay tight. First impressions, you know. 64 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,570 - He don't like you. - I don't like him. 65 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,662 So was this justice, Superman? 66 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,915 Millions in property damage... 67 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,293 ...helpless bystanders killed by a repeat metahuman felon... 68 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:25,422 ...who's now enjoying three square meals a day as a guest of the state. 69 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:30,636 You had the power to end Atomic Skull's criminal career right there permanently. 70 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,262 Why didn't you? 71 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,932 I'm not anyone's judge and jury, Professor Baxter. 72 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,642 Definitely not an executioner. 73 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,019 My powers don't put me above the law. 74 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:43,815 A noble sentiment. But are you the Superman that the 21st century needs? 75 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,944 Why not use your power to fix the world? 76 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:50,030 Let me reiterate that I'm playing devil's advocate. 77 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,990 I'm a huge fan. 78 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:56,453 - Not embarrassing at all. - Your dad? 79 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,663 Could do worse. 80 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,791 First, I don't believe that the world is broken. 81 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:04,419 Because when we say the world, we're really talking about people. 82 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:08,340 And it's always been my belief that people at their core are good. 83 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:12,010 - Ha. - The grace of mankind is everywhere. 84 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,137 You just have to open your eyes. 85 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:17,474 Humanity has a limitless potential for good. 86 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:21,061 My purpose is to help people reach that potential. 87 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,689 Tamarev. Tamarev is under attack. 88 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,482 What have you people done? 89 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:28,527 How dare you? Pokolistan holds to the treaty. 90 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:31,822 Liar. My people are dying in the streets. 91 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,490 No less than they deserve. 92 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,242 Limitless potential for good? 93 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,661 Good isn't perfect. I have to go. 94 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,705 To be continued, professor? 95 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,331 This is an act of war. 96 00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:44,126 Not while you press our borders. 97 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,635 Reports are streaming in from Tamarev... 98 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,305 ...capital of the Eastern Bloc nation of Bialya. 99 00:09:56,471 --> 00:10:00,392 We're trying to get someone on the ground, but as we've been reporting for weeks... 100 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:05,188 ...diplomatic efforts between Bialya and neighboring Pokolistan have collapsed 101 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,026 Both countries have access to considerable technology. 102 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:12,446 Weapons of mass destruction could come into play. 103 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,670 The U.N. has tried to intervene... 104 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,048 Wait, I'm sorry, we 're getting something. 105 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:42,059 Oh, God. We've heard rumors about Pokolistan's bio-weapons program. 106 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,894 But this 107 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,251 - One of yours? - No. 108 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,172 Oi. You in the cape. 109 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:40,343 The bastard doesn't have a brain or I'd have had him rip his own guts out already. 110 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:44,389 He's still alive, so if you don't mind setting aside the kid gloves... 111 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,707 - Come back from that. - Nice one, brother. 112 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,752 But you could use a smidge more flair. 113 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,545 Okay. 114 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,935 Flair, mon frère. 115 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,562 Who's a good sorcerer? 116 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,981 Double pork fried rice for you tonight. 117 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,151 You sure know how to make an entrance. 118 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,655 Thanks for the assist. Next time, double-check for collateral damage. 119 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,907 Came a little close there. 120 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,453 - Hello. - You're really tall. 121 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,998 Don't mind them, Mr. Superman, sir. 122 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,751 Big fans. Paralytic with giddiness. 123 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:59,047 So before anyone does anything embarrassing: Ta. 124 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,258 Wait. Who are y...? 125 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,016 Where did they come from? Where did they go? 126 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,602 What do they want? What's all over that woman's body? 127 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,689 These four are the biggest news since Brainiac ate Boston. 128 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,483 Someone's gonna break this story and it better be us. 129 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:22,362 It's a given that I am getting the scoop on these newbies, right? 130 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,865 Not unless you can type 5000 words a minute. 131 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,827 Do not make me unleash my feminine wiles on you, Clark Kent. 132 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,872 Too late. 133 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:35,250 For someone who plays fair, you can really suck sometimes. 134 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,168 "Telekinetic. 135 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,963 Conjured a dragon out of thin air." 136 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,673 Outstanding, Kent. 137 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,885 - Been on the phone with your source? - Tweeting, actually, sir. 138 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,721 Take point on this. Book a flight wherever you need to go. 139 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,473 Take Lane if she's still talking to you. 140 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,311 Hope you like cold showers, Smallville. 141 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:55,979 You spoke to Superman? 142 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,648 What did he say? Are these guys the real deal or what? 143 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:04,070 The jury's still out, Jimmy. He said they're strong. 144 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,698 Really strong. But there's something about them. 145 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,867 Looks like they did a pretty good job to me. 146 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,661 If you boys are done gossiping, some lady in England... 147 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:15,790 ...just went online claiming to know all about Superman's new best friends. 148 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,505 - Sorry there's no movie. - Don't try to be cute. 149 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,633 You're lucky I'm letting you fly me there. 150 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,510 Once we hit the ground, it's every reporter for herself. 151 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,596 Unless I get something really juicy. 152 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,681 Ah. Learning. 153 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,525 I practically raised the lad. 154 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:47,697 He played football in me garden and teased me cats, the rascal. Ha-ha. 155 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,867 But a big heart, oh, a big heart. 156 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,411 Always helped come harvest. 157 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,038 What's his name, Mrs. Munsch? 158 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,457 It's not for me to say, is it? 159 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,543 Unless you're willing to pay for the exclusive. 160 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,755 If she knows anything, I'm the Martian Manhunter. 161 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,799 There go all of my fantasies. 162 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:09,135 I'm gonna go knock down some doors. Call me if you get anything. 163 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,805 - You too. - We'll see. 164 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:19,729 I'll tell it all. How he saved Churchill from that nasty Doberman. 165 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,398 With just his brain. 166 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,525 Quite the looker. 167 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,987 Your reporter friend. I'm not into the golden oldies. 168 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:31,574 Subspace teleport pods. All the cool HQs have them. 169 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,244 So are you stalking me or are you here for the scenery? 170 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:37,080 You never gave me your cell. Had to start somewhere. 171 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,124 Quite the detective. Following the guy... 172 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:42,836 ...with the Union Jack tatted to his chest to England? Heh. 173 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,922 Come on, I'm just breaking your boots, Superman. 174 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,008 Truth is I ramble when I get nervous... 175 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,594 ...and I'm in a bit of a twist having a jaw with Superman. Ha. 176 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,764 - Let's start with your name. - Manchester Black. 177 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:59,102 Aspiring do-gooder and all-around pain in the ass at your service. 178 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,187 You wanna talk? Let's talk. 179 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,358 Just not here. Never could stand the smell of the place. 180 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:19,998 Feeding time. 181 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,417 Hey, some parsnips and carrots. 182 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,461 Good for the skin. 183 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:28,131 - This is inhuman. - Just think what a service you're providing... 184 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,509 ...having all your energy sucked into the city's electronic grid. 185 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,137 It's almost like you cooked your own supper. 186 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,282 Incoming. It's the big guy. 187 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,579 Hello, again. 188 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,165 Come on, you lot. He doesn't bite. 189 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,458 That's a pity. 190 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,502 Big fella goes by Coldcast. 191 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,004 The Hat's our resident master of hocus-pocus... 192 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,256 ...and fortune cookie wordsmith. 193 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:14,344 Your lucky numbers are four, eight, 15... 194 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,263 -...and... - I'm Menagerie, but you can call me Pam. 195 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,016 At this number. Anytime. 196 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,355 Down, girl. 197 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:31,027 Good to meet you all. Thank you again for what you did in Bialya, but we need to talk. 198 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,738 Of course. Someone comes sniffing around your tomato... 199 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:37,450 ...so to speak, you need to get a look-see. Due diligence. 200 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,495 We're an open book. So if you'll just relax... 201 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,748 Sorry. I heard your telepathic shout before. 202 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:47,544 But my mind is protected from anything deeper by a series of psychic blocks. 203 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,170 Best I've seen too. 204 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:52,799 Got a few skeletons rattling around up there you don't want out? 205 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:57,887 I'm not looking for your deepest, darkest. Showing is faster than telling. 206 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,223 I hate to hear me own voice, believe it or not. 207 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:03,518 Don't believe him. Only thing shuts him up is a soccer game. 208 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,521 Football, you uneducated Yank. 209 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,942 This is low-level stuff, Supes. Promise. Like telly in HD. 210 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,862 - All right. - Apologies in advance... 211 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:16,573 ...for the graphic nature of what you're about to see. 212 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,409 Some of us had it rough in the origin department. 213 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:36,342 I'm off, then. See you at dinner. 214 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:44,893 Lucky I give you a roof and a pillow, you worthless squib. 215 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,608 You want something to eat? Work it out for yourself. 216 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,484 Take the girl with you. 217 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,196 Can't stand her mewling. 218 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,917 It's a Cinderella story, really. 219 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,336 I was the unplanned fifth of five boys... 220 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:15,131 ...left to fend for meself after me mum died giving birth to number six. 221 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,133 The only girl. Vera. 222 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,972 Ooh. What's wrong, love? 223 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,935 I lost my mum! 224 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:33,149 Oh, don't fret, dear. We'll find your mum. 225 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,859 The only good thing I had. 226 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,695 Brothers had all gone off and wound up dead or in jail... 227 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,656 ...where they wound up dead anyway. 228 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,866 But Vera, she was special. 229 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,785 Did what I could to protect her. 230 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:47,956 But really, she was always taking care of me, till that summer. 231 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,458 Plenty of loose wallets in Heaton Park. 232 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,336 Not proud of it, but hungry is hungry. 233 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,839 - Good day! Let's get ice cream before... - Aah! 234 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,344 Thought it was puberty, you know. Headaches. 235 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:04,055 The feeling that my body was turning against me. 236 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,182 But it was getting worse by the week. 237 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,850 But that day... 238 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:10,103 There's one of them. 239 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,356 I couldn't stand. Couldn't run. 240 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:16,192 A damn cripple. If it wasn't for Vera... 241 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,403 Sod off, copper. 242 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:38,881 No! 243 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,719 Vera! 244 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:47,223 It was a frigging horror show. Me, on my knees. Vera screaming. 245 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:50,226 And I was helpless, praying for it all to stop. 246 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,186 Imagine my shock when it did. 247 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,910 Goodbye, headaches. Hello, power. 248 00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,420 After that it's the usual fish tale. 249 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:20,256 Her Majesty's secret service took notice, gave me a bed... 250 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:23,760 ...and taught me about hurting bad people in the name of freedom. 251 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:27,305 Met this lot during a particularly disenfranchising tour in Africa... 252 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:30,475 ...and we decided to make a go of it freelance, like yourself. 253 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,185 The rest is current events. 254 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,354 Your sister, did she make it? 255 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,899 We don't all get happy endings, Superm... Aah! 256 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,650 Chester! 257 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:44,989 - What's wrong? - Screams. Lots of screams. 258 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:53,373 Smoke and electrical discharge in both tubes. Evac all trains. 259 00:22:57,627 --> 00:23:00,213 Not an accident. Repeat: this is an attack. 260 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:08,429 They've hit us on the east end too. Both ends of the Chunnel are sealed off. 261 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:12,266 This is not right. This should not be happening. 262 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:14,560 Sweet heavenly father. 263 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,692 - Captain. - Oh, thank God. 264 00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:24,028 We have simultaneous attacks at both openings. 265 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,614 The trains are trapped inside, filled to capacity. 266 00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:27,824 Flooding has begun to... 267 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,493 Melt the blockage to slag and drag the lorries out. 268 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,995 No time. The superstructure has been compromised. 269 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:34,455 Collapse is imminent. 270 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:36,332 Can you teleport the passengers? 271 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:37,959 Teleport pod's back home, mate. 272 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:41,170 We're great kicking the snot out of wankers, but this... 273 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:46,008 This is a test of your imagination. How strong are you? 274 00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:10,241 - This for real, Ches? - Real as it gets. 275 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:11,868 You got the power he needs? 276 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,871 Don't... Just don't ask. 277 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,170 Get ready, Black. 278 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:27,341 Like your mum! Hat, you're on deck. 279 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,185 Now! 280 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:49,071 Take it up! 281 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,847 Damn, he doing it'? 282 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,354 Not by himself, sweet thing. 283 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:23,773 If you two are doing pissing about... 284 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:30,905 Got him! 285 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,575 Hat! 286 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,172 Tell me he's got that thing trained. 287 00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:24,500 Not bad for a guy who just kicks the snot out of wankers. 288 00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,966 Well, I'll be damned. We did it. 289 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,302 Looks like you guys are gonna need a name soon. 290 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:36,220 Guess what we found. 291 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:38,806 - Bastards! - Manchester! 292 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,225 Who put you up to this? 293 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:45,855 - Easy, Manchester. - Not chatty? Fine. 294 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:52,820 Pokolistani tweaked about England's support of Bialya. 295 00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:55,031 You're killing them! Stop! 296 00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:59,535 Can't just let them get away with it, though, can we? 297 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:01,704 We won't, but not like that. 298 00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:04,540 Why the hell not? No less than they deserve. 299 00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:11,047 Call this one a win and save the philosophy for the pub, then? 300 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:14,050 - Definitely. - Hey, hero. Mm. 301 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:21,974 So was it the trashy outfit, or should I start gluing slugs to my face? 302 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,727 - Maybe an iguana. - It was a moment. 303 00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:26,228 Pam was overexcited. 304 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,398 Pam? One team-up and she's Pam. 305 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:32,818 We saved a few hundred people, Lois. What can I say? 306 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:35,821 They're new and... excitable. 307 00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:41,744 That excitability better stay one-sided, though you don't exactly sound like a fan. 308 00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:43,079 Not sure I am. 309 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,081 You're the minority. The net's on fire. 310 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,708 - People love these guys. - They didn't see the part... 311 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:51,337 ...where Black almost lobotomized the two Pokolistani terrorists. 312 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,881 - That would have sealed it. - What do you mean? 313 00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:57,093 I mean some people think terrorists should get what they deserve... 314 00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,261 ...as slowly and painfully as possible. 315 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:00,763 Is that what you believe? 316 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:05,476 Some days, yeah. 317 00:28:07,645 --> 00:28:11,524 I checked with the London Mirror while you were making kissy faces with Lady Furby. 318 00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:14,402 They couldn't confirm any of Black's story. 319 00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:18,280 - What about the sister? - No birth record. No death certificate. 320 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:21,450 - So he's lying? - Don't know. We need to go deeper. 321 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:24,787 If he did work for the government, his files could be... 322 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:27,415 Okay. 323 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,417 Lois. 324 00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:35,423 Evening, morning, and afternoon to one and all... 325 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,383 ...wherever you happen to be. 326 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:39,885 Please forgive this brief but important message... 327 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,304 ...regarding the safety of the civilized world. 328 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:45,474 How are they doing this? Can you do this? 329 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,727 This is a call-out to the shadow cabinets 330 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:51,147 petty dictators and all-around tossers of the world. 331 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:52,773 You're on notice. 332 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:56,152 We're not bound by lines on a map or political alliances... 333 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:58,571 ...or governing bodies of any kind. 334 00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:02,324 We are our own bosses, and we have a very simple job. 335 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:05,119 There are the good guys, namely us... 336 00:29:05,286 --> 00:29:08,998 ...and the bad guys, namely anyone who treats anyone else like trash... 337 00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:10,833 ...to further their petty aims. 338 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,169 We turn bad guys into memories. 339 00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:15,921 So mind your manners, lads and lasses... 340 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,007 ...or we'll blow your house down. 341 00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:19,842 We're the Elite. 342 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:23,345 You asked for us, world. Now you got us. 343 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:26,974 At least they picked a name. Clark? 344 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:32,688 Ha-ha. All right! Finally someone's got a pair! 345 00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:34,940 See, Dad? That's how you do it. 346 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:38,527 No one's gonna pull something with the Elite watching. 347 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:41,572 Everyone likes a shiny new penny, but it doesn't mean that... 348 00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:42,948 Lois. 349 00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:45,701 Get your coat. 350 00:29:51,207 --> 00:29:53,834 That'll give them something to gab about. 351 00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:57,546 Viva the Elite! 352 00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,340 Have another, you git. 353 00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:01,842 Meanwhile, back at our secret HQ... 354 00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:05,137 ...we continue our chat with the two unluckiest sods on the planet. 355 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,848 The slobs at the other end of the Chunnel. 356 00:30:08,766 --> 00:30:12,102 Your mates got off easy, and you can as well. 357 00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,564 Spill your guts, so we don't have to. 358 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:17,316 Pretty please. 359 00:30:19,193 --> 00:30:21,654 Guess it's a woman's touch, then. 360 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:30,412 You like picking on those weaker than you. Defenseless. 361 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:35,584 No! No! 362 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:42,633 No! Keep her away from me. 363 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,949 The metahumans designated the Elite are not anywhere... 364 00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:09,034 ...within the range of our scanners. 365 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,663 Their message was downloaded through a post-dimensional channel. 366 00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:14,623 I think my phone has an app for that. 367 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,959 It means they're hiding between dimensions. 368 00:31:17,126 --> 00:31:18,544 Impossible to track. 369 00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:24,508 Though we are currently processing 3,500,405 Internet hits on the Elite. 370 00:31:24,675 --> 00:31:26,385 How many of them are informational? 371 00:31:27,177 --> 00:31:28,220 Zero. 372 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,139 How many of them contain the phrase: 373 00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:32,933 - "These guys rock"? - 2,800,000... 374 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,895 I need something. A location. 375 00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:47,281 Do you think the world has moved on to a place where I can't follow? 376 00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:50,492 Sir, a spatial disruption matching the Elite's energy signature... 377 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:53,370 ...has been detected over Bialya. 378 00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:01,420 Which one of you tin cans is gonna get me back to England? 379 00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:05,174 Thank God for the Elite! 380 00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:08,761 Finally someone with the power to say what we're all thinking. 381 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:10,262 Not all of us 382 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,307 "Might makes right" has never been a productive philosophy. 383 00:32:13,474 --> 00:32:17,311 So instead, you'd rather have tea with terrorists. 384 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:19,688 Demitasse with dictators. 385 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:24,360 Of course not, but set aside the rhetoric and analyze what Mr. Black said. 386 00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:26,570 He said he's gonna kick some ass! 387 00:32:26,737 --> 00:32:31,116 Without the rule of international law, diplomacy, dialogue. 388 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:34,370 Dialogue? There are people you cannot talk to. 389 00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:36,830 That's who the Elite are for. 390 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:40,501 What happens when the Elite turn their attentions away from those people... 391 00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:43,796 - ...and turn them towards you? - Why the hell would they do that? 392 00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:46,757 I'm American! We're the good guys. 393 00:33:32,428 --> 00:33:35,097 American scum! Today you die. 394 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:38,100 And Bialya falls. 395 00:33:40,436 --> 00:33:41,854 Wait. 396 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:44,231 What? 397 00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:10,424 They have microwave popcorn in your terror-ass country? 398 00:34:46,794 --> 00:34:48,545 Goodnight, ladies. 399 00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:59,306 You got terrorist on you. 400 00:34:59,473 --> 00:35:00,849 Ck. 401 00:35:05,479 --> 00:35:08,357 No worries, mate. It's all over now. 402 00:35:34,675 --> 00:35:35,884 Chill a minute. 403 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:39,555 We've had you on a solar energy drip, but your brain's still a wreck. 404 00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:42,141 My bad. Didn't see you flying in. 405 00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:45,853 Neutrino pulse. It's like an EMP for organics. 406 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:48,856 Stops the electrons in your brain from flowing for a second. 407 00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:50,899 Makes everyone go nappy-time... 408 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:53,652 ...unless you are in armor, apparently. 409 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:57,573 Considering the hit you took, it's a bloody miracle you stayed conscious. 410 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,411 You... 411 00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:05,581 No need to thank us, though cash would be grand. 412 00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:08,375 Kidding. How about the tour? 413 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:11,128 It's less boring when you're half in the bag. 414 00:36:11,295 --> 00:36:15,048 Even with his ass kicked, it's still a fine ass. 415 00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:17,426 Remember who kicked it, baby. 416 00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:25,100 Totally flash, eh? 417 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,352 She's not just a ship. 418 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:31,273 She's actually the biggest silicone-based bacteria colony in the universe. 419 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,609 Well, this universe. 420 00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:36,653 Sounds gross, I know, but she's fast as crap through a goose... 421 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:40,782 ...and ducks between dimensions. Complete privacy and gives traffic the finger. 422 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:42,451 Named her Bunny. 423 00:36:45,287 --> 00:36:47,289 We think she had the capacity to feel... 424 00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:50,792 ...so we jettisoned her emotion nodules a few ticks back. 425 00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:52,502 Seemed the humane thing to do. 426 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:56,089 You killed them! Murdered the Pokolistani soldiers. 427 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:58,383 No offense, but someone had to do something... 428 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,469 ...while you were playing spastic on the floor. 429 00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:04,389 Aww. Hat! Every time we win a battle... 430 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,684 ...he gets knackered and pukes all over the place. 431 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:14,316 This isn't a joke. You can't murder people and call yourselves heroes. 432 00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:17,277 Why not? Your government does it all the time. 433 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:23,367 Look, Supes, when we take down the baddies, they stay down. 434 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:26,828 - Isn't that better for everyone? - We are not above the law. 435 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:30,207 We have to show the world that there's a better way. 436 00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:34,503 - That people can be better. - But that's the problem. They can't. 437 00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:41,426 The world's overflowing with sick puppies. 438 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,637 Original sin in 36 flavors. 439 00:37:43,804 --> 00:37:47,307 I'm not an idiot. I know there are bad men in power. 440 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:51,311 It's not a perfect world, but we can't just throw morality in the garbage. 441 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:54,231 You don't have a clue what it means to live in fear, do you? 442 00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:56,483 To wonder why no one can stop the bogeymen... 443 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:59,069 ...who knock down skyscrapers or blow up schools. 444 00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:01,655 Well, we do. Human beings do. 445 00:38:01,822 --> 00:38:04,533 We understand fear all too well. 446 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:12,749 So now we're wiping the Earth free of scum, and they love us for it. 447 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:17,087 It can't be this way. You know that. 448 00:38:17,254 --> 00:38:18,505 I can't allow it. 449 00:38:18,672 --> 00:38:20,465 You're welcome for the rescue. 450 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,050 Bunny. 451 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:23,927 Black! 452 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:32,060 Um... If this is a problem, I can cut you in 10 percent. 453 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:36,815 As has been repeatedly stated, Ms. Lane, MI5 does not confirm nor deny... 454 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:40,193 Forget it. I got the message loud and clear, Double-No Useless. 455 00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:54,541 Just checking in to report nothing from British Intelligence... 456 00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:56,543 ...which is a major oxymoron right now. 457 00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:58,587 You're barking up the wrong forest. 458 00:38:59,421 --> 00:39:04,426 As far as MI5 is concerned, there is no Manchester Black. 459 00:39:06,345 --> 00:39:10,932 And are you here to tell me differently, or am I about to get shot in the face? 460 00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:19,983 The world needs to know what they're dealing with. 461 00:39:22,444 --> 00:39:23,695 Vera? 462 00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:29,117 Ches isn't the only one who worked for the queen and had his history wiped. 463 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:30,786 Hope it helps. 464 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:32,621 Why? 465 00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:36,958 Because my brother is misguided and angry, but he saved my life. 466 00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:40,170 I'd like to save his, if I can. 467 00:39:45,926 --> 00:39:48,136 Shall we return to Metropolis, Miss Lane? 468 00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:05,946 Knock, knock, skullhead. Yummy time. 469 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,908 Almost had some excitement there. 470 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:23,505 The excitement's just starting. 471 00:40:40,814 --> 00:40:43,191 Been a lot of talk. Not much of it good. 472 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:47,195 Had to put a slap on Ben Farnsworth on account of he said you looked the fool. 473 00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:48,655 I did, Pa. 474 00:40:48,822 --> 00:40:50,073 They sucker-punched you. 475 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,200 Sucker-teleported, technically. 476 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:55,537 So even Smallville's rooting for the Elite. 477 00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:58,540 Well, just the loud, angry and stupid. 478 00:40:58,707 --> 00:41:00,250 Come on, it's not that simple. 479 00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:03,044 I don't think that I make them feel safe anymore. 480 00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:04,713 The way I do things. 481 00:41:05,714 --> 00:41:07,716 Clark, when people are scared... 482 00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:10,051 ...they have a tendency to hop on a bandwagon... 483 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,053 ...before they see who's driving it. 484 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:15,515 But when they wise up, and believe me, they will... 485 00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:18,435 ...what matters is that you'll be there for them. 486 00:41:18,602 --> 00:41:20,896 Leading by example just like always. 487 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:24,065 Truth, justice and the American way. 488 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,527 It ain't broke, so don't fix it. 489 00:41:27,777 --> 00:41:29,070 Thanks, Pa. 490 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:32,866 Besides, if those knuckleheads don't quit tugging on your cape... 491 00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:36,745 ...you can always kick their self-righteous asses to kingdom come. 492 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,252 - Lois? - Home now. 493 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:04,606 Let's get out of here! 494 00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:19,120 That's not attractive at all. 495 00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:20,956 Finally someone you wouldn't do. 496 00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:22,457 Zip it, love birds. 497 00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:26,127 Let's show Big Blue how it's done on his home turf. 498 00:42:30,799 --> 00:42:33,093 I hope you know that thing goes off during dinner. 499 00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:35,262 Yeah, yeah. 500 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,806 Dad, that's Central Square. 501 00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:40,392 - The Elite are here. - Terrence, wait. 502 00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:43,812 Aren't you an ugly biter? 503 00:42:43,979 --> 00:42:45,814 He's sending in the B team? 504 00:42:45,981 --> 00:42:48,275 I want the boss, not the interns. 505 00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:05,667 Let him go! 506 00:43:33,445 --> 00:43:35,530 Black. Shield up. 507 00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:55,592 I really have to sober up now. What the hell is happening? 508 00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:02,140 I think that little rest at Stryker's did me some good. 509 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:55,777 Hat, form a perimeter. 510 00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:27,809 Coldcast, can you absorb energy or just project it? 511 00:45:27,976 --> 00:45:31,020 Hells yes. If I can get that sucker before he gets me. 512 00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:33,314 Oi. You can't boss my team. 513 00:45:59,299 --> 00:46:02,177 The man giveth and the man taketh away. 514 00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,490 You're buggered, mate. 515 00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:25,200 Give my regards to Satan then. 516 00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:28,328 No. He's going back to Stryker's. 517 00:46:28,495 --> 00:46:30,872 Back to jail? Are you daft? 518 00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:34,709 This is what happens. More pain, more suffering. 519 00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:38,463 - We are not the law. We do not... - Kill him. 520 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:44,552 - Kill him. - I'm sorry. 521 00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:56,022 - Do it, Manchester. - Kill it. 522 00:46:56,189 --> 00:46:57,232 - Kill it. - Kill it. 523 00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:58,399 - Kill it. - Do it. 524 00:46:58,566 --> 00:46:59,901 Stop, listen to Superman. 525 00:47:00,068 --> 00:47:01,402 - Do it. - Kill the bastard. 526 00:47:02,237 --> 00:47:03,905 He... He wouldn't want... 527 00:47:04,072 --> 00:47:06,741 It's your fault. You beat him already. 528 00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:09,702 - You did it your way and... - And he failed. 529 00:47:09,869 --> 00:47:11,246 Is that the world you want? 530 00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:14,499 Or should monsters like this get what they deserve? 531 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:16,751 Say it, kid. 532 00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:19,420 No. 533 00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:22,298 Do it. 534 00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:02,589 Listen, I like Superman, sure. 535 00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:07,135 But the Elite will kill these murderers and terrorists. What's not to like? 536 00:48:07,302 --> 00:48:09,095 The Elite are terrorists. 537 00:48:09,262 --> 00:48:11,139 They have allied themselves with Bialya. 538 00:48:11,306 --> 00:48:13,975 And perpetrated acts of war against our nation. 539 00:48:14,142 --> 00:48:16,311 This will not be tolerated. 540 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:18,813 I've lived in Metropolis my entire life. 541 00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:21,149 Superman has always been there for us. 542 00:48:21,316 --> 00:48:25,278 But so have those criminals he's put away so many times. 543 00:48:25,445 --> 00:48:27,655 Maybe his way doesn't work. 544 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:30,408 Acts of aggression will no longer be tolerated. 545 00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:32,952 And not a Superman nor a Manchester Black... 546 00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,580 ...will stop us from defending our borders. 547 00:48:35,747 --> 00:48:37,874 Kill them all and let God sort it out. 548 00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:41,169 Superman's done. This is the age of the Elite. 549 00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:58,686 It's not fair. Someone else be Superman. 550 00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:01,856 Not it. - But you wanted to be Superman. 551 00:49:02,023 --> 00:49:05,360 Yeah, but I can't kill you, but you can kill me? That's not fair. 552 00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:09,697 - It's the rules. - Sucks. Superman is so beat. 553 00:49:41,229 --> 00:49:45,066 Clark. Clark. I called Kansas and Ma said you're not there. 554 00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:48,903 So pick up your stupid hologram thing or I'll kick your butt when you get home. 555 00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:54,492 - Sweet-talker. - Yeah, well, not really. 556 00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:56,744 I made it through those files on the Elite. 557 00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:59,038 Mr. Black's back-story is a load of rubbish. 558 00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:02,250 Failing to mention his sister is still alive is a good example. 559 00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:04,877 And that dear old Dad suffered a massive stroke... 560 00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:07,755 ...when Chester decided he was due for one. 561 00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:11,676 And how Vera's rescue resulted in the deaths of a dozen people... 562 00:50:11,843 --> 00:50:13,845 ...when he crushed the train that hit her. 563 00:50:14,012 --> 00:50:16,139 My God, are you running this in the Planet? 564 00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:17,598 I tried. 565 00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:21,602 Perry was shut down by British Intelligence before the story left his computer. 566 00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:24,897 No one wants to admit they took a narcissistic angry teenager... 567 00:50:25,064 --> 00:50:27,066 ...and tried to make a Superman out of him. 568 00:50:27,233 --> 00:50:29,068 The rest of the team isn't much better. 569 00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:32,280 No murders, but criminal records a mile long. 570 00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:34,365 All wiped clean when they were recruited. 571 00:50:37,410 --> 00:50:38,661 Vera's a sweet kid... 572 00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:41,414 ...but she turned into quite the establishment bitch, didn't she? 573 00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:43,791 Sorry to barge in, but there was no bell. 574 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,878 And magic trumps a giant key every time. 575 00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:53,634 I'm going to say this once. 576 00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:57,263 Surrender now, face judgment for your crimes or... 577 00:50:57,430 --> 00:51:00,808 Stop. There is no "or" in this conversation. 578 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:04,979 Because you don't have the stones to do to us what we'd do to you in a heartbeat. 579 00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:08,483 He might have the stones to do me. 580 00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:12,779 Pam, I'm handing out ultimatums. Please, keep it in your pants. 581 00:51:15,615 --> 00:51:19,619 You probably won't believe this, but I used to love superheroes. 582 00:51:19,786 --> 00:51:22,580 But masks are for hiding. Capes are for play. 583 00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:25,124 You were the first. The best. 584 00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:29,712 But now you're a cliché and you don't fit in anymore. 585 00:51:29,879 --> 00:51:35,426 Mad scientists, idiots in underwear, bank robbers, knock yourself out with that lot. 586 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:39,514 But the real work, fixing the world, is ours. 587 00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:41,933 Starting tomorrow with Bialya. 588 00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:45,686 - I'm shutting you down. - Right. 589 00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:52,110 Maybe this time they'll learn that crime doesn't pay. 590 00:51:58,825 --> 00:52:00,910 Entering Pokolistan airspace. 591 00:52:01,077 --> 00:52:03,579 Capital city in range. 592 00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:09,544 Requesting authorization for payload drop. 593 00:52:11,087 --> 00:52:15,341 All buildings are active targets. Level the city. 594 00:52:24,517 --> 00:52:26,394 Long live Bialya. 595 00:53:38,466 --> 00:53:40,426 It ends today. 596 00:53:40,593 --> 00:53:44,555 Ends without a single loss of life. 597 00:53:45,473 --> 00:53:47,975 Boy, you sure showed us, didn't you? 598 00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:53,940 Do I feel mortified? What happens next, Super Gandhi? 599 00:54:00,863 --> 00:54:03,991 Next I get the leaders of both Pokolistan and Bialya... 600 00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:06,994 ...to sit down and talk in a neutral location. 601 00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:11,415 - Don't you think it's a bit late for that? - It's never too late for peace, Black. 602 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,668 That's what I'm trying to make you understand. 603 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:16,504 No. No, I mean, it's a bit late... 604 00:54:16,671 --> 00:54:19,006 ...because the leaders of Bialya and Pokolistan... 605 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:22,343 - ...are dead as a bunch of dead wankers. - What? 606 00:54:22,510 --> 00:54:24,679 Well, you know, the opposite of alive. 607 00:54:25,513 --> 00:54:27,014 Dead. 608 00:54:39,652 --> 00:54:41,445 No one was gonna blink here, Supes. 609 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:42,780 I read their minds. 610 00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:45,533 Got all their precious little state secrets. 611 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:48,953 Bottom line is that the war of jackholes was just going to escalate... 612 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,331 ...until this dungheap of a region was turned to glass. 613 00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:55,668 - No offense. - No. You didn't. 614 00:54:55,835 --> 00:54:59,714 The only logical thing to do was to slot the whole megillah and start over. 615 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,716 So congratulations, children. 616 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:05,720 Your leaders are all dead. Peace reigns supreme. 617 00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:07,555 No! 618 00:55:16,981 --> 00:55:18,566 Oh, no. 619 00:55:30,870 --> 00:55:32,330 Wait. 620 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:39,420 In a week people will forget these countries ever existed. 621 00:55:39,587 --> 00:55:43,424 But they'll never forget the day Superman declared war on their favorite son. 622 00:55:45,343 --> 00:55:51,724 Write your wills, say your goodbyes. Tomorrow it's done. 623 00:55:57,897 --> 00:55:59,523 While the international community... 624 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,359 ...has condemned the actions of the Elite... 625 00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:05,446 public polls indicate that many feel the conflict between Bialya and Pokolistan... 626 00:56:05,613 --> 00:56:07,698 ...has been definitively resolved. 627 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:11,202 However, with Superman next on the Elite's list, the question is... 628 00:56:11,369 --> 00:56:13,162 Turn it off, please. 629 00:56:14,914 --> 00:56:17,291 - When? - Dawn, I guess. 630 00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:19,293 They'll like the drama of that. 631 00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:22,380 Why do you have to do this? Why can't you call someone else? 632 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:24,799 The Elite didn't take the fight to anyone else. 633 00:56:25,132 --> 00:56:28,427 - They chose me. - No, you went after them. 634 00:56:28,594 --> 00:56:31,472 They're slaughtering people and laughing about it. 635 00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:34,600 Black can punch a hole through a mountain by thinking. 636 00:56:34,767 --> 00:56:37,812 The Hat tosses around demons like trained birds and Pam... 637 00:56:37,978 --> 00:56:41,607 - They have to be stopped. - I think they can beat you. 638 00:56:43,859 --> 00:56:47,196 I'm sorry. But they're willing to go places you won't. 639 00:56:47,655 --> 00:56:50,032 And they are so damn strong. 640 00:56:54,662 --> 00:56:58,040 I heard a child say that he wanted to be in the Elite when he grows up... 641 00:56:58,207 --> 00:57:01,210 ...because it would be fun to kill bad guys. 642 00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:03,295 Fun to kill. 643 00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:05,506 People have to know that there's another way. 644 00:57:05,673 --> 00:57:09,260 They have to see that someone believes in humanity strongly enough to... 645 00:57:09,427 --> 00:57:11,595 To die for them? 646 00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:26,527 Clark? 647 00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:51,051 Show yourselves. 648 00:58:08,194 --> 00:58:11,989 Pretty flash entrance, isn't it? Our Bunny's a keeper. 649 00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:16,243 Some people have no sense of theater. 650 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:18,287 - I call kneecaps. - Spine. 651 00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:21,248 - Other. - Wait. Not here. 652 00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:26,921 Please. 653 00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:29,548 A last request. Brilliant. 654 00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:32,092 We'll patch the game through to interested parties. 655 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:34,428 Want everyone to see it's a fair fight, yes? 656 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:39,642 Crackers. Bunny, darling. 657 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,859 Damn you, Clark. 658 00:58:55,074 --> 00:58:57,952 Here's a nice slice of pitch to play on. 659 00:58:58,118 --> 00:59:02,581 Thank Bunny for the oxygen. Not that you need it, but we mere mortals... 660 00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:05,292 Figure you got a speech prepped. 661 00:59:05,459 --> 00:59:07,419 I've tried to reason with you. 662 00:59:07,586 --> 00:59:09,713 I've tried to show you there's another way. 663 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:13,801 I'm begging you to help me end this without further bloodshed. 664 00:59:13,968 --> 00:59:16,887 Stand down and be judged for your crimes. 665 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:19,723 And maybe we can all get out of this in one piece. 666 00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:26,063 You're an inconceivable wanker. 667 00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:35,990 Pay attention, would-be superheroes, and glorious people of Earth. 668 00:59:36,156 --> 00:59:37,575 School's in session. 669 00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:42,288 And Professor Chester's gonna learn you how the world will work from this day on. 670 00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:48,586 Rule number one: he who has the power makes the rules. Obvious. 671 00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:52,673 Rule number two: tough love is a crock of scatters. 672 00:59:54,508 --> 00:59:56,176 This isn't about love 673 00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:59,930 People don't want babysitters in spandex to spank them when they're bad. 674 01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:03,017 They want surgeons to cut out the cancers that festered in us... 675 01:00:03,183 --> 01:00:05,686 ...and make sure they never come back. 676 01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:14,320 Dr. Black, at your service. 677 01:00:48,562 --> 01:00:49,897 Wait for it, kids. 678 01:00:52,358 --> 01:00:54,902 Rule number three: no more capes. 679 01:00:55,069 --> 01:00:58,906 As this ends quicker than any of you ever imagined, take heed. 680 01:00:59,073 --> 01:01:00,574 Blue Boy is the first. 681 01:01:00,741 --> 01:01:04,912 But if any of his costumed cronies rise up to avenge their fallen dream... 682 01:01:05,079 --> 01:01:09,583 you'll get worse, I promise. The dream is over. 683 01:01:10,376 --> 01:01:12,670 Viva reality. 684 01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:23,263 No witty retort? Oh, wait. You're in the middle of a seizure. 685 01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:25,182 Sorry, mate. I can't read your mind... 686 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,768 ...but I sure as hell can muck about with your brain. 687 01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:33,440 All those capillaries, like little tubes of concrete. 688 01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:35,609 But still vulnerable. 689 01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:43,325 It's funny, isn't it? 690 01:01:43,492 --> 01:01:47,788 A life of truth, justice and the American, military, capitalist way. 691 01:01:47,955 --> 01:01:51,208 In the end, you die on the moon, wondering if your bowels will let go. 692 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:54,545 And tomorrow, the world will go on like nothing happened. 693 01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:57,965 Dragged kicking and screaming to a better day. 694 01:02:00,426 --> 01:02:01,969 Ta, mate. 695 01:02:22,698 --> 01:02:25,117 - They didn't really... - I mean, it's Superman. 696 01:02:25,284 --> 01:02:28,120 There, look. 697 01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:34,209 How is it that no matter how badly you massacre... 698 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,336 ...one of these thong-and-blanket types... 699 01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:40,424 ...some shred of their unmentionables still survives the blast? 700 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:44,511 I did my best, boss. At least you got a trophy out of it. 701 01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:46,597 Strewth. 702 01:02:55,939 --> 01:03:00,194 Right, who else has business to perform on this shroud before we hang it up? 703 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:03,822 - I, for one, should like to scrub my... - I finally get it. 704 01:03:04,323 --> 01:03:06,033 Thank you. 705 01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:08,035 No frigging way. 706 01:03:08,202 --> 01:03:10,370 Cool it, Hat. Coldcast? 707 01:03:10,537 --> 01:03:14,500 Nothing could have... That was like 15 suns exploding in his face. 708 01:03:15,042 --> 01:03:19,046 I made the mistake of treating you people like people. 709 01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:22,549 No sonar. Can't smell him either. Scorched air. 710 01:03:22,716 --> 01:03:25,636 But now I understand better. 711 01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:28,180 I'm getting a tight sphincter here, Chester. 712 01:03:28,347 --> 01:03:29,598 Shut your gob. 713 01:03:29,765 --> 01:03:33,227 I understand now what the world wants. 714 01:03:33,393 --> 01:03:34,895 What it needs. 715 01:03:35,062 --> 01:03:37,064 Ow! Something bit me. 716 01:03:38,232 --> 01:03:40,442 - Bit you? - Pam! 717 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,409 - Do something. - Do what? 718 01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:51,578 He's poisoned the zoo. The buggers want out. 719 01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:54,081 He is supposed to be dead. 720 01:03:57,918 --> 01:04:01,421 - She's not breathing. Damn it, Chester. - She's dead? 721 01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:04,216 Bugger me. He's playing it our way. 722 01:04:04,383 --> 01:04:07,761 Leave her. Blister the land and flush him out. 723 01:04:07,928 --> 01:04:12,224 I can't. Not after a blast like that. Call the ship and get Pam to sick bay. 724 01:04:12,391 --> 01:04:14,059 Guys. 725 01:04:14,226 --> 01:04:16,436 The world needs people in charge... 726 01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:19,898 ...who are willing to put the animals down. 727 01:04:21,942 --> 01:04:25,320 - Is...? Is that Superman? - Not anymore. 728 01:04:30,701 --> 01:04:33,787 - Pam! - She's dead. Let her go. 729 01:04:33,954 --> 01:04:36,999 Hang tight. Everyone knows Superman can't do magic. 730 01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:39,751 Don't let him separate us. 731 01:04:40,878 --> 01:04:43,589 Here's a little ancient Chinese secret. 732 01:04:45,966 --> 01:04:48,135 How? He's shielded by magic. 733 01:04:48,302 --> 01:04:50,637 That wind is clocking in at 500 miles a minute. 734 01:04:50,804 --> 01:04:52,598 His body may not be taking any hits... 735 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,475 ...but his lungs just collapsed from the vacuum. 736 01:04:57,978 --> 01:05:01,106 Do something. Find his brain and shut it down. 737 01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:02,482 He thought this through. 738 01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:06,862 - He's been playing us this whole time. - Chester. He killed Pam and the Hat. 739 01:05:07,029 --> 01:05:08,155 Get With it. 740 01:05:08,822 --> 01:05:11,700 Bunny, get us out of here. 741 01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:16,830 What the hell are you doing? Pam is still up there. 742 01:05:16,997 --> 01:05:18,999 - We can't just... - He won't do anything here. 743 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:20,751 Not with the sheep around us. 744 01:05:30,344 --> 01:05:31,803 Bunny, get ready to port again. 745 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:35,515 The second he shows his S, I'm gonna flatten this whole city. 746 01:05:35,682 --> 01:05:37,559 Chester, wait. 747 01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:41,188 Holy sh... 748 01:05:46,068 --> 01:05:48,528 Where did he go? Where did he freaking go? 749 01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:52,866 Orbit. He went into orbit at Mach seven. 750 01:05:57,162 --> 01:06:02,751 If you had super-hearing, any second you'd hear the pop. 751 01:06:09,383 --> 01:06:10,801 Oh, no. 752 01:06:10,968 --> 01:06:15,138 You crazy son of a bitch. You killed my team. 753 01:06:16,390 --> 01:06:19,017 Your team of killers. 754 01:06:22,896 --> 01:06:24,356 Now guess what. 755 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,401 They won't be killing anyone else. 756 01:06:33,657 --> 01:06:34,950 See? 757 01:06:35,117 --> 01:06:39,037 I finally bought what you've been selling. 758 01:07:13,030 --> 01:07:15,574 You bloody psychopath! 759 01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:20,287 How does it feel, Black? 760 01:07:23,290 --> 01:07:26,209 How does it feel to be deconstructed? 761 01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:30,088 To be the victim? To watch your dreams die? 762 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:35,802 Let me show you, you self-righteous hypocrite. 763 01:07:50,776 --> 01:07:54,404 Heat vision? You can barely stand, let alone fry my face. 764 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:56,656 I'm not aiming at your face. 765 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:09,503 You're not dying. I'm thinking it... 766 01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:12,297 ...but why can't I feel my power? 767 01:08:12,464 --> 01:08:17,010 I scanned your brain for abnormalities. And when I found one... 768 01:08:17,177 --> 01:08:20,013 ...I out it out. 769 01:08:20,180 --> 01:08:21,723 - What? - Heat vision. 770 01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:24,017 Focused through your pupils like a scalpel. 771 01:08:24,184 --> 01:08:26,520 Instant lobotomy. 772 01:08:41,284 --> 01:08:44,246 This isn't you. You don't do this. 773 01:08:45,539 --> 01:08:47,374 I do now. 774 01:08:48,083 --> 01:08:49,126 No! 775 01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:51,211 It doesn't have to be that way, Superman. 776 01:08:51,378 --> 01:08:53,213 You taught us that. 777 01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:56,883 No. He taught you that he's no better than the rest of us. 778 01:08:57,384 --> 01:09:00,053 You all saw. Everyone on Earth saw what you did to us. 779 01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:04,474 And they know you're no better. There's nothing special about you. 780 01:09:13,525 --> 01:09:15,235 Yes, they did see. 781 01:09:15,402 --> 01:09:18,905 They saw the ugliness of violence as a solution and it frightened them. 782 01:09:19,072 --> 01:09:23,243 It frightened me too when I decided to cross that line and do what you do. 783 01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:24,786 It's so easy. 784 01:09:24,953 --> 01:09:26,913 Anger, vengeance. 785 01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:36,214 Luckily, I'm not you. 786 01:09:36,381 --> 01:09:37,966 And I never will be. 787 01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:43,430 You killed my team! Look at this place! 788 01:09:43,597 --> 01:09:44,598 Chester. 789 01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:47,392 I thought you were supposed to be the sharp one. 790 01:09:47,559 --> 01:09:49,102 Boys. 791 01:10:01,615 --> 01:10:04,951 - Hell of a performance. - To be fair, I had some help. 792 01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:06,453 Your sister, to start. 793 01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,121 Her files were very thorough. 794 01:10:08,288 --> 01:10:10,916 Especially regarding the idiosyncrasies of your brain. 795 01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:14,669 But I knew they wouldn't be enough. You're right about me. 796 01:10:14,836 --> 01:10:17,422 I would never put civilians in harm's way. 797 01:10:18,965 --> 01:10:20,800 I Won '1' kill. 798 01:10:21,343 --> 01:10:23,136 But you would. 799 01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:26,097 So I made sure I had backup 800 01:10:26,264 --> 01:10:27,432 As for your people... 801 01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:28,892 ...they're fine. 802 01:10:29,059 --> 01:10:31,394 Nursing headaches I don't even wanna think about. 803 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:34,231 But very much alive as they're stripped of their powers... 804 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:37,484 ...and prepped for transport to a supermax prison. 805 01:10:38,276 --> 01:10:41,154 That's why I had to let you knock me around for so long. 806 01:10:41,321 --> 01:10:43,156 I didn't have a nifty teleporter. 807 01:10:44,324 --> 01:10:46,451 Bunny, you rotten clot, get me out of... 808 01:10:46,618 --> 01:10:47,911 But I do now. 809 01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:51,081 You'd be surprised how fast Bunny agreed to help me... 810 01:10:51,248 --> 01:10:55,794 ...when one of the super-bots promised to return her to her home dimension. 811 01:10:57,796 --> 01:11:02,175 You...? You think that's it? It's not over, you poncy twit. 812 01:11:02,342 --> 01:11:07,472 If you think I'll just go to jail and rot, you're living in a dream world! 813 01:11:07,639 --> 01:11:10,183 Good. Dreams save us. 814 01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:13,937 Dreams lift us up and transform us into something better. 815 01:11:14,104 --> 01:11:17,524 And on my soul, I swear that until my dream... 816 01:11:17,691 --> 01:11:22,279 ...of a world where dignity, honor and justice are the reality we all share... 817 01:11:22,445 --> 01:11:25,615 ...I'll never stop fighting. Ever. 818 01:11:42,841 --> 01:11:47,512 Olsen, get the crowd reactions. Perry loves crowds. 819 01:11:48,430 --> 01:11:51,349 You ever scare me like that again, I'll kill you. 820 01:11:51,516 --> 01:11:54,686 If I ever scare me like that again, it's a deal. 821 01:11:54,853 --> 01:11:57,772 Can we go so I can kiss you now? 821 01:11:58,305 --> 01:12:04,356 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org