1 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:12,595 ♪ In the great Book of John 2 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:16,683 ♪ You were warned of the day 3 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,604 ♪ When you'll be laid 4 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:25,024 ♪ Beneath the cold clay 5 00:00:26,402 --> 00:00:29,153 ♪ The angel of death 6 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,241 ♪ Will come from the sky 7 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,245 ♪ And claim your poor soul 8 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,624 ♪ When the time comes to die 9 00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:45,712 ♪ When the angel of death... ♪ 10 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:52,885 Was it Dillinger got shot through the eyeball or am I thinking of somebody else? 11 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:56,347 Moe Greene got shot through the eyeball in The Godfather. 12 00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:58,891 Yeah, I'm talking about in real life. 13 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,728 Somebody in real life got shot through the eyeball. 14 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,438 Who was that? 15 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:06,816 Well, no, Larry, many people in real life have got shot through the eyeball. 16 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,026 I'm just saying I think Dillinger was one of them. 17 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,820 That's really good aim. 18 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:14,449 - No, that ain't really good aim. - How is that not really good aim, Tommy? 19 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:17,160 That's 100 fucking cops shooting 1,000 bullets a minute. 20 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:20,204 One of them's bound to go through somebody's fucking eyeball. 21 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,002 Eyeball. Eyeball, eyeball, eyeball. 22 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:28,254 You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? 23 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:32,800 I stabbed a guy in his ear once, ice pick, right in his fucking ear. 24 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:36,637 Yeah, see, that'd be a different subject. That'd be "ears." 25 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:41,100 - What's the matter with you, Tommy? - Nothing's the matter with me. 26 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:42,986 Are you nervous because we're killing a chick? 27 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:46,856 Yeah, look at me, I'm shaking. I got the chick-killing shakes. 28 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:54,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 29 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,509 The last thing the boss says to me, he says, 30 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:07,001 "Tommy, the moment I first saw Angela's eyes, I knew it." 31 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:12,423 “I knew it was love, I knew I was fucked. And lo and behold, I was. 32 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:15,301 "So, Tommy, the moment after you kill her, 33 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:20,181 "please, shoot her fucking eyeballs out." Those were his exact words. 34 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,934 I got one exact word for that. 35 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:24,977 "Overkill." 36 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,105 I got two exact words for that, "Hear, hear." 37 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:33,152 I got three exact words for that. "You're damn fucking straight." 38 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:38,616 In Cuba, the torturers used to have a device, two thin metal spikes, 39 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,577 placed here, that they adjusted, 40 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:46,582 and slowly, millimeter by millimeter, pricked into the eyeballs. 41 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,377 You're kidding me? Those Communist motherfuckers. 42 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:54,131 Well, no, Larry. These are the ones those Communist motherfuckers kicked out. 43 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,800 What is it with you today, Tommy? 44 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,678 First it's should we or shouldn't we shoot this chick through the eyeballs, 45 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,805 and second, it's you've gone soft... 46 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:17,071 ♪ I would have given you all of my heart 47 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:21,993 ♪ But there's someone who's torn it apart... 48 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,873 Hey, Martin, it's your agent calling again. 49 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:29,375 Just wondering when we're gonna see that new screenplay of yours. 50 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:33,379 I'm not sure what the holdup is, but the old clock's ticking, buddy, 51 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,590 so give me a call, okay? 52 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:44,223 ♪ The first cut is the deepest 53 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,350 ♪ Baby, I know... ♪ 54 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,695 Hiya, Kaya. 55 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,488 Martin's writing today, Billy. 56 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,784 Should I just stand outside like a dick, then? 57 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,665 You doing yoga? 58 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,584 - Was. - Can I watch? 59 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:14,670 What happened to you? 60 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:17,173 I got in a fight at my audition. 61 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,175 Who with this time? 62 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:22,053 - The director guy. - He broke his nose. 63 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,971 How are you ever gonna get a job, Billy, 64 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,849 if you break the director guy's nose before you even got the part? 65 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,017 I didn't mean to break his nose. 66 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,603 His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. 67 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:34,148 - I'm going to work. - Are you pissed at me for something, baby? 68 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:36,859 Why would I be pissed at you, Marty? 69 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,031 - Because you're a cunt. - Billy! 70 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,328 I don't remember doing anything to piss her off. 71 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:48,537 Don't worry about it. 72 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,623 She's probably pissed at you not for anything specific, 73 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,917 more because she's a fucking bitch. 74 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:57,213 She's not a fucking bitch, Billy. She's just got issues. 75 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,257 Yeah, she's got issues. She's got "being a fucking bitch" issues. 76 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:04,595 When are you gonna get a girlfriend anyway? Why do I have to do all this shit on my own? 77 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,056 Maybe I've already got a girlfriend. 78 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:10,768 A girlfriend I can't tell you anything about in the interests of your own safety. 79 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,229 That just means you haven't got a girlfriend. 80 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,732 Proof be if need proof... Never mind. 81 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:19,402 Proof be if need be. 82 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,781 And how's everything in the dog-kidnapping business? 83 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:27,243 Dog "borrowing" business. I ain't talking about that shit neither. 84 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,245 Dog-borrowing business. 85 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,258 ♪ Well the wicked King of Clubs awoke 86 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,510 ♪ And it was to his queen he turned 87 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,096 ♪ His lips were laughing as they spoke 88 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,140 ♪ His eyes like bullets burned 89 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,434 ♪ The sun's upon a gambling day 90 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,519 ♪ His queen smiled low and blissfully 91 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,022 ♪ Let's make some wretched fool to pay 92 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,524 ♪ Plain it was she did agree 93 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,526 ♪ He send his deuce down into diamond 94 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,903 ♪ His four to heart, and his trey to spade 95 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,489 ♪ Three kings with their legions come 96 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,742 ♪ Preparations soon were made 97 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,744 ♪ They voted club the day's commander 98 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,038 ♪ Gave him an army face and number 99 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,122 ♪ All but the outlaw... ♪ 100 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:15,458 Big boy. 101 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,710 His name's Abel. 102 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:28,429 - Hi. Is this your dog? - Oh, my God! 103 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,225 - I have to pay you. - No, please. I can't. 104 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,936 - Take this. Thank you so much. - Are you serious? 105 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:43,986 Hey, hey. So where do you wanna go, Hans, now that we're back in the money? 106 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:48,741 - The cancer ward, Billy, if you don't mind. - One cancer ward coming right up. 107 00:06:55,999 --> 00:07:00,503 Five hundred bucks, baby. A blonde lady with a big fat basset hound. 108 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,966 When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans? 109 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:11,388 I'm a 63-year-old, ain't worked in 20 years. Myra, where am I gonna get a job? 110 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,182 Government. 111 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:14,934 Government? 112 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:18,646 "A job that ain't just stealing from folks"? 113 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,148 Government? 114 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,611 Government. 115 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,782 Five hundred bucks for a dog. 116 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:35,746 Come on. I'm gonna put it here, and you can take it if you want. 117 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,431 So how's the Seven Psychopaths coming along, Marty? 118 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,392 Slow, slow. 119 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,686 I got the title. 120 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,564 Just haven't been able to come up with all the psychopaths yet. 121 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,315 - How many you got? - One. 122 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:07,403 And he ain't really much of a psychopath. He's more of a, kind of a Buddhist. 123 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,822 A Buddhist? 124 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,449 Yeah. See, I'm sick of all these stereotypical 125 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:15,786 Hollywood murderous scumbag-type psychopath movies. 126 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,831 I don't want it to be one more film about guys with guns in their hands. 127 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:23,377 I want it, overall, to be about love and peace. 128 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,921 But it still has to be about these seven psychopaths, 129 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,715 so this Buddhist psychopath, 130 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,801 he doesn't believe in violence. 131 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,638 I don't know what the fuck he's gonna do in the movie. 132 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:39,101 Maybe he could karate chop somebody. 133 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,104 You know? 134 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,860 So what happens to the seven psychopaths at the end? 135 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,988 I don't know what happens to them at the start. 136 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,284 Yeah, it'll be all right. 137 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:59,622 Hey. Shit in my pants, 138 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,833 I got a psychopath fool you can write about. 139 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,627 Did you see this thing in the paper the other day 140 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,754 about those two Mafia guys who got whacked? 141 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,340 How about this? 142 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,218 There's a serial killer going around, a major whacko. 143 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,720 However, he ain't like your usual limp-ass serial killer, 144 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,764 tie up a freckle-headed hitchhiker on a highway. 145 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:19,642 No, this guy, he's got a little bit more integrity. 146 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:23,270 This serial killer will only kill mid-to high-ranking members 147 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:25,898 of the Italian-American organized crime syndicate. 148 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,068 Or the Yakuza. 149 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:35,741 - That's a great fucking psychopath, Billy. - Do you think? 150 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:40,037 A serial killer who will only kill 151 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:44,500 mid-to high-ranking members of the Italian organized crime syndicate. 152 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:47,419 Or the Yakuza. Yakuza. 153 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,297 I'll keep with the Mafia, saves doing Jap dialog. 154 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,507 Good idea. 155 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,970 That's a great fucking psychopath, Billy. Can I keep him? 156 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:59,515 You can if you let me help write the movie with you. 157 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:06,021 You can keep him, Marty, I'm just kidding you. 158 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,097 The daughter of a Quaker went missing. 159 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,438 And when she was discovered, the slit in her throat 160 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:51,066 turned out to be the least of the damage done to her. 161 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:54,278 Her killer, whose name shall not be noted, 162 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,698 could not bear the guilt and the horror, he said, 163 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,658 and a year to the day of her death, 164 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,411 he walked into a police station and gave himself up. 165 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:06,915 And though he asked for execution, the judge gave him life, 166 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:11,920 and the killer was sent off to Sing Sing to serve out his sentence. 167 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:17,760 Seventeen long years went by. 168 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,804 The killer found religion. 169 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,518 And was sincere about it. He had changed. 170 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:30,814 And if he had ever been a psychopath, he was not one anymore. 171 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,153 This story isn't about him. 172 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,706 Many more years went by 173 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,376 and the authorities finally realized that it wasn't a scam, 174 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:54,296 that he did truly mean it. That he had truly repented. 175 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,965 And they decided to set him free. 176 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,146 And he found himself a place to stay 177 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:16,777 and he determined to live a simple, joyous life in the years now left to him. 178 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:01,113 A simple, joyous life was not what was left to him. 179 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:17,754 This went on for 11 fucking years, till finally the killer went mad. 180 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,595 And one winter night, while recalling a Catholic tract he'd read, 181 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:28,765 which stated that the only people guaranteed a place in Hell 182 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,560 were not murderers, were not rapists, 183 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,646 but were those who had died by their own hand. 184 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,984 The killer accepted such an idea as beautiful, 185 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:43,030 for he knew that at least in Hell the Quaker would not be there. 186 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,624 So he cut his own throat open, 187 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,793 and the last thing that the killer ever saw 188 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,256 was the old man take out a cut-throat razor of his own, 189 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,301 put it to his throat, 190 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,804 and slice. 191 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,498 Where were you walking him, Sharice? 192 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,875 The La Brea Tar Pits. 193 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,919 Mr. Costello, please don't hurt me. 194 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,296 I promise, I didn't mean to lose Bonny. 195 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,049 I just turned around and he was gone. 196 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,928 If it was a genuine error, Sharice, 197 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,056 if it wasn't your fault and he just run off, 198 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,599 why did you run off, 199 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:57,062 have us piss away 12 hours just to find your fat ass? 200 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,440 You love your dog so much, Mr. Costello, 201 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,317 and you're such an angry-type person, 202 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:06,488 I didn't think you'd listen to anything I had to say about losing Bonny. 203 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,073 You'd just think it was my fault 204 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,118 and drag me back here and tie me up and kill me. 205 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,914 Well, yeah, that was a pretty good... 206 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:20,335 Yeah. 207 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:31,013 - You should get a new one, boss. - I know, but I like the handle, the blue. 208 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:34,182 I'm sorry about this, Sharice. What it is, I don't oil it. 209 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:39,229 Please, Mr. Costello, I always loved Bonny like he was my own child. 210 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:43,191 One, I do not want that image in my head. 211 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:48,405 Two, you shouldn't take advantage just because my gun got stuck by accident. 212 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,198 Because that's low. 213 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:56,705 There's been a bunch of dog disappearances down by the La Brea Tar Pits, I heard. 214 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,542 This Norwegian chick I was banging, she got her dog back. 215 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,127 Been missing a couple of days. 216 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,378 Gave the guy a big reward, 217 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,863 then she started to think there was something fishy about it. 218 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,341 She asked around. 219 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,266 Same thing happened to three people down there. 220 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:15,098 And, I'm sorry, Dennis, when were you gonna mention this? 221 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:19,603 I'd have mentioned it straight off if I hadn't been looking for fat-ass all night. 222 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,063 Dennis, 223 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,318 could you go make some inquiries? 224 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,738 Get my fucking dog back for me. 225 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,699 Sure, boss. 226 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,243 What about fatso? 227 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,500 She still lost my fucking dog, man. 228 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:54,054 Just kidding, Sharice. You can go. 229 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,564 You think I'm gonna see Wendy again when I go? 230 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:08,443 We'll both see her again, baby, but not anytime too soon. 231 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:15,367 You ever worry we was wrong all those years, 232 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,203 and there ain't no Heaven and there ain't no nothing? 233 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:23,166 Of course I worry, but God loves us. I know He does. 234 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,294 He's just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. 235 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,382 Sometimes I think God's gone crazy sometimes. 236 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,219 Stuff He does, stuff He don't do. 237 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,848 Well, He's had a lot to contend with in his time, too, you know. 238 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,142 Bastards killed His kid, too. 239 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,018 Don't say "bastards," honey. 240 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,979 It's just a word, Myra. 241 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,649 It's just a word, you know. 242 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,654 "Bastards." 243 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,959 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah 244 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,795 ♪ Although I love you so 245 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,798 ♪ Oh, you don't know 246 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,468 ♪ You don't know Just how I... ♪ 247 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,804 You're gonna have a nice time tonight, Billy. Relax. 248 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,309 He's your best friend, ain't he? 249 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:28,023 Kaya ain't so bad. It ain't her fault she's a fucking bitch. 250 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,486 Must be hard coming all the way here from Australia. 251 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,532 Or New Zealand. Or wherever the fuck she came from. 252 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,702 Hey, I'm Billy. Billy Bickle. 253 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,289 What's your name? I didn't catch your name. 254 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,209 Hey. Come again? 255 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:51,004 Dimitri, I like that. Where you from? 256 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,302 Hey, happy birthday. 257 00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,054 Hey, Bonny. 258 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,181 We'll get you back to your daddy in a day or two. 259 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,599 Don't be sad. 260 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:07,229 That's good. You're not sad. Oh, you're happy! 261 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,732 Paw. 262 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,070 No paw. That's okay, too. 263 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,908 And the last thing that the killer ever saw 264 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,869 was the Quaker take out a cut-throat razor, 265 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,622 put it to his own throat, and slice. 266 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,586 What's up, Bickle? Don't you get it? 267 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,840 - I get it. - You don't look like you get it. 268 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,800 Maybe it ain't clear enough. 269 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,427 Maybe I should have had you write it with me. 270 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,098 Maybe you just drink too much, Marty. 271 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,351 What did you just say? 272 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,979 You're a dog kidnapper, Billy. 273 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,815 I'm taking advice on drinking from a dog kidnapper. 274 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,900 I ain't a dog kidnapper, Marty. 275 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,026 Stop it, Martin. 276 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:58,113 - Don't you fucking start. - Yeah, don't you fucking start. 277 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,448 - Don't talk to her like that! - You started it. 278 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,869 Shut up! 279 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,168 Kaya, that Quaker story, 280 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,629 I told Marty that story in a bar two months ago. 281 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,172 A friend of mine told that to me. 282 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,718 So there might be copyright issues, at the very least. 283 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,889 What are youse looking at? 284 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,724 I'm gonna go, okay? 285 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,896 Thanks for... It was a nice party. You look nice. 286 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,841 What you doing, honey? Ain't you getting undressed? 287 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:06,389 If I could massacre every person in this godforsaken country... 288 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:10,560 that helped tear apart mine, I would. 289 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:16,358 I must focus, however, on the gruesome task I have in hand. 290 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,403 What are you talking, baby? Chinese? 291 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:24,032 Vietnamese. Vietnamese. 292 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:29,955 Vietnamese. Yeah, didn't we have like a big war with you guys one time? 293 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:31,915 Yes. 294 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,545 It isn't over. 295 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:52,102 ♪ You and I travel to the beat of a different drum 296 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:56,356 ♪ Oh, can't you tell by the way I run 297 00:21:56,899 --> 00:22:00,068 ♪ Every time you make eyes at me 298 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,197 ♪ You cry... ♪ 299 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,908 What am I doing at your place, Billy? 300 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,411 Kaya threw you out. 301 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,540 What did Kaya throw me out for? 302 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,625 You don't remember? 303 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:22,924 For calling her a fucking bitch in front of all of her friends. 304 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,720 I'd never do that. 305 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,848 At least not to her face. 306 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:36,980 Well, call her up and see. 307 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,629 Hello? 308 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:05,425 Honey, listen, I can't exactly remember what happened last night. 309 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,635 Do the words, "My girlfriend's a fucking bitch," 310 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,471 mean anything to you? 311 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,227 Poodles always look like they've been crying. 312 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,523 Maybe they've just got dumped by their girlfriend 313 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:24,319 because they've got a drinking problem, too. 314 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:28,073 I don't have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. 315 00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:29,783 Of course you do, Marty. 316 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,409 One, you're a writer. 317 00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,203 Two, you're from Ireland. 318 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,622 It's part of your heritage. You're fucked! 319 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,582 Fuck off now, Billy! Seriously, just fuck off now! 320 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,043 I'm not in the fucking mood! 321 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,962 You were fucked from birth. 322 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:47,175 Spanish have got bullfighting. The French got cheese. 323 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,053 And the Irish have got alcoholism. 324 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,514 And what have the Americans got? 325 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,103 Tolerance. 326 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:08,363 Shoot, you're reading LA Weekly, are you? 327 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:10,280 No, no, no. 328 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,750 Shoot, did I leave any water in Bonny's bowl? 329 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:23,711 I'd better go home and do that, and while I do, 330 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,339 there's something I put in the LA Weekly that you should maybe read. 331 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:29,509 'Cause it's possible in the short term that you might be slightly mad at me. 332 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,387 - What are you talking about? - Page 163. 333 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,812 Calling all psychopaths! 334 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,605 Are you mental or deranged? 335 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,108 Maybe you've recently been hospitalized, 336 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,734 but are now okay. 337 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,404 Or maybe the world just doesn't understand you. 338 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,822 Yeah, right! 339 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:54,617 Well, I'm writing a screenplay with my friend called the Seven Psychopaths, 340 00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:59,372 and if your story is crazy or quirky enough, we might use it for our movie. 341 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,250 So please call Billy Bickle at 310-555-01... 342 00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:06,212 Fucking asshole dog-fucker. 343 00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:08,840 Really? That's nice. 344 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:10,884 - No, no, thank you. - Are you sure? 345 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:13,136 - Please, really. - Thank you. 346 00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:35,533 All right, old man, get in the car. Get in the car. Come on. 347 00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:37,744 - What? - "What?" Get in the car, man. 348 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,622 Don't make me repeat myself, dog fucker. 349 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:45,919 Where do you keep the dogs? 350 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,670 What dogs? 351 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,133 - To repeat, where do you keep the dogs? - 1228 Bayside. 352 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,011 Who are you? 353 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,224 - I'm Billy's friend. - Well, just keep out of our way, Billy's friend. 354 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,433 Al, check the cages. 355 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,439 - He ain't here! - Where is he, old man? 356 00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,650 Little shih tzu, name of Bonny. 357 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,861 Shih tzu? We ain't never had a shih tzu in here. 358 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,657 You don't listen too good the first time, do you, old man? 359 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,744 Tell me where Bonny is, or else this guy gets it! 360 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,704 I don't even know this guy. What the hell do I care? 361 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,831 I know where the shih tzu is. I know where the shih tzu is. 362 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:24,916 Where is he? 363 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,920 Kid, I don't know who you are or why you're here, 364 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,298 and I don't know if you do know where this shih tzu is 365 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,143 or if you don't know where this shih tzu is, 366 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:37,929 but either way have some pride in yourself. 367 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,974 Have some faith in Jesus Christ as your Lord, 368 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:44,310 and don't tell these scum-sucking motherfuckers nothing. 369 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,397 Don't! Don't, I'll tell you! I'll tell you! 370 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,085 Billy! Billy! Billy. 371 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,171 - Holy fuck! What the hell happened? - Some punks jumped us. 372 00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:16,551 Said they were looking for a little shih tzu. Then some other punk killed those punks. 373 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:19,429 I've only been gone 10 fucking minutes. Marty, are you okay? 374 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,307 - You looked fucked. - I just didn't need this today. 375 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,893 He's okay. It's their blood. It's his puke. 376 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,478 You wanna go to the bathroom, 377 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:30,565 clean some of the blood and the puke off you? 378 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,403 Marty's my writer friend I was telling you about. 379 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,447 I could smell the booze. 380 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,952 Where did you get this little shih tzu, Billy? 381 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:47,081 I got her off some fat black chick down at The Elephants. 382 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:50,752 You think she's the one that they're after? 383 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:54,047 I think there's a strong possibility, Billy. 384 00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,343 So are we gonna give him his dog back? 385 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:02,347 That jerk's forfeited all right to having a nice dog like this. 386 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:03,931 Miss? 387 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:07,518 Well, what are we gonna do? 388 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,856 I think we should try and find this Jack O' Diamonds guy 389 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,484 and get him to join forces with us. 390 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:18,154 And then we could take on all the bad guys, like maybe in the desert. 391 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,116 And what do you think we should do in real life? 392 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:25,328 Well, we could sober up, Marty. How's that grab you? 393 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:31,084 - I think we should go to the cops. - Fuck the cops! Fuck them! 394 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,211 - Fuck them. - All right. Jesus Christ. 395 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,296 There are some nice cops, aren't there? 396 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:36,881 He's from Ireland. 397 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,299 I'm gonna head to the hospital. 398 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:41,469 I said I'd be with Myra when her results come in. 399 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,137 No fucking cops. 400 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,309 No cops. 401 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,938 - Who's Myra? - His wife. 402 00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:57,151 She's just had surgery for cancer. And you think you've got problems. 403 00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,739 He ain't here, and now we don't know 404 00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:04,867 where this guy is or what the hell he looks like. 405 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:07,912 Yeah, can we get Dennis to a hospital now, Charlie? 406 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,956 Yeah, let's get him to a hospital. 407 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,417 And let's get on to the ASPCA 408 00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:15,545 and have 'em take care of these poor bastards. 409 00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,673 Maybe we should go to the hospital with him, Charlie. 410 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,300 You know I don't like hospitals. 411 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,137 Yeah, but it's where the guy's wife is. 412 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,605 You know, Marty, the way you're feeling today, 413 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,357 all depressed and alcoholic and shit? 414 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,860 You know what you should do? Put it into your writing, man. 415 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:40,445 Use it. Mad idea? 416 00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,988 Thanks, Billy, that's what I'll do. 417 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,198 I'll put the way I'm feeling today into my writing. 418 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,200 And then I'll go blow my fucking brains out. 419 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,326 Come on, man. 420 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:51,330 You know your writing helps alleviate your suicidal self-loathing and shit. 421 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:54,250 I don't have suicidal self-loathing and shit. 422 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,734 Yeah, right. Hey, who's this chump? 423 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,886 Hey, are you waiting for somebody, old guy? 424 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:07,555 Are you Billy Bickle? 425 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:09,765 No. 426 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,143 Well, my name is Zachariah Rigby. 427 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:17,273 I left a message on Billy's telephone in answer to the advertisement. 428 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,316 For fuck's sake! 429 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,521 Well, I tell you, Zachariah. 430 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:22,028 If you sounded like a nut, I probably just deleted you. 431 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:25,239 I don't think I sounded like a nut. 432 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:29,619 Were you screaming about eating my heart off a tray and then shitting on it? 433 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,121 No. No, I wouldn't do that. 434 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,294 Okay, you seem normal. Come on in. 435 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:41,756 We gotta get this dog off the street because it's kidnapped from a maniac. 436 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,007 Dandy. 437 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:54,393 Testing, one-two. Testing. Okay. 438 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,189 Zach, unfortunately I gotta go play tennis with my girlfriend now, 439 00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,815 but it's Marty who'll be doing the writing anyway. 440 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:01,442 You ain't leaving me with this nut, Billy. 441 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,694 And you ain't got a girlfriend. He ain't got a girlfriend. 442 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,779 Tennis? 443 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,865 But it's voice-activated, so just start telling your kooky stuff, Zach, 444 00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,159 and see you guys soon, okay? 445 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,125 - Zach? - Yeah. 446 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:22,383 All right, listen. Why don't you just tell me whatever you wanna tell me, 447 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,966 and I'll go make us a coffee. How about that? 448 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,802 Tea. 449 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,637 Tea? Why not? 450 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:36,435 Well, I guess 451 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,815 it all began back when I was 17. 452 00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,233 I... 453 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,112 The distant mists of time. 454 00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:53,494 I was a little wet behind the ears back then. I don't mind admitting it. 455 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:59,667 I was burglarizing the house of this judge down in Delacroix. 456 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,838 Let me tell you something, don't never burglarize 457 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,841 the house of no judge down in Delacroix. 458 00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:10,344 Because when I went down into his basement, 459 00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:14,140 you know what I found down there? 460 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,977 I found the corpses of two negro girls down there. 461 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,772 And then I found a half-alive 'nother negro girl 462 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:24,442 chained right along with them. 463 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:28,863 Well, 464 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:34,243 the girl's name was Maggie. 465 00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:39,582 She told me all about the judge 466 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:42,501 and she told me what a terrible man he was, 467 00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:47,340 and I think I fell in love with Maggie right then and there. 468 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:51,886 And I think she did a little with me, too. 469 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,931 Then the judge came home. 470 00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:01,103 Yeah, and he was awful angry. 471 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,566 We just didn't know what to do. 472 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:06,692 And what did you do? 473 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:11,405 Well, we hung him from his neck until he was dead, 474 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:18,079 and that's when Maggie and me got this idea, see? 475 00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:20,748 What idea? 476 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:24,168 Well, the idea that we'd go around the country killing people 477 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:27,088 who go around the country killing people. 478 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,758 Like serial killer killing. 479 00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:34,303 I guess that's what you'd call it nowadays. 480 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:57,970 Get in the house. 481 00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,680 Get in the house! 482 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,199 Maggie! 483 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:30,479 1975 it was, she burned that hippie. 484 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:37,778 I've been looking for her ever since. 485 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:46,161 There is something I'd like you to do for me, Martin. 486 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,290 When you use my story in your movie, 487 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,503 I'd like you to put a little message up there at the end. 488 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:57,965 I want you to tell her that I miss her. 489 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,593 And I love her. 490 00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:04,597 And I should have helped her kill that hippie. 491 00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:07,641 And I'm sorry. 492 00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,060 And to call. 493 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:14,481 You think you could do that for me, Martin? 494 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,817 I'd be glad to, Zach. 495 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,360 Promise? 496 00:37:19,321 --> 00:37:21,071 I promise on my life. 497 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,494 That's a big promise. 498 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,417 - Can I help you? - Yeah. 499 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,880 I'm looking for a Polish lady. 500 00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:23,884 A Mrs. Kieslowski. 501 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,222 She's having an operation. 502 00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:36,230 How long's that gonna take? 503 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,607 I don't know. 504 00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:47,241 What do you want Mrs. Kieslowski for? 505 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:52,121 Her husband's got something belongs to me. 506 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,130 You gonna shoot her? 507 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:03,340 No. No, "shoot her"? 508 00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:08,637 No, no, I'm just gonna scare her so she tells me 509 00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:14,351 where her husband's at and where my dog's at. 510 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,440 And what if she don't know? 511 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,900 Well, then I'm gonna get mad. 512 00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:33,370 Can I go use the bathroom? 513 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,376 I think you'd better wait around here for a while. 514 00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:42,838 Maybe do it in a pan or something. 515 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,132 I can wait. 516 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,676 I don't use no pans. 517 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:50,804 Suit yourself. 518 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,206 What's your dog's name? 519 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,541 Bonny. 520 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,835 That's a nice name. 521 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:28,884 I'm sure Mr. Kieslowski will take good care of your dog 522 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,095 and get it back to you safe. 523 00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:36,141 He always seems like a sweet man when he comes in. 524 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,152 He come visit her a lot? 525 00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:49,863 Every day. 526 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,408 What kind of times every day? 527 00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:58,205 Different times, you know. 528 00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:01,750 And not every day. He misses a day now and then. 529 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:05,379 Oh, yeah? 530 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,437 He been in today? 531 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:25,107 Yeah. 532 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:31,572 He came in earlier this morning, about 10:00 or so. 533 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,037 So the Polack married a nigger? 534 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,586 Yeah. 535 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,798 The Polack married a nigger. 536 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:55,637 Where is he now? 537 00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,181 I don't know. 538 00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:01,727 Where's my dog? 539 00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:06,273 You figure it out, dumb-ass. 540 00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:14,615 Goodbye, Mrs. Kieslowski. 541 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,868 Goodbye, Hans. 542 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,639 - We should get out of here. - I ain't leaving. 543 00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:35,344 I'm gonna wait down there till that dog-thief motherfucker 544 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,209 You looking at something? 545 00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:53,880 No. Nothing at all. 546 00:43:58,511 --> 00:43:59,553 Are you hurt? 547 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,723 A little. 548 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,356 What's that? 549 00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:15,235 A cravat. 550 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,533 It's nice. It's very... 551 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,828 Of a bygone era. 552 00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:34,963 You have it. 553 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,674 No, really. 554 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,259 Please. 555 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:42,054 I want you to have it. 556 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,139 Have it. 557 00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:49,311 I don't want your cravat, man. 558 00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:23,178 - What's wrong, honey? - I don't think I can keep it up, Ang. 559 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,806 Nope. 560 00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:29,184 Look at that limp piece of shit. 561 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,854 - Jeez, I hate these frigging condoms. - Then take it off, baby, I trust you. 562 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,817 You trust me? But you're still screwing that Mafia guy. 563 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:38,985 God knows what shit that prick's given you. 564 00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:41,988 Get the fuck off me, Billy. 565 00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:47,577 I didn't mean AIDS or nothing, honey. 566 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:55,745 Honey, I meant like chlamydia or something. 567 00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:01,341 Three weeks I haven't seen you, and that's the way you talk to me? 568 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,135 I've been busy, baby. 569 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:06,304 I've been busy trying to help you out, if you must know. 570 00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:08,056 What are you talking about? 571 00:46:08,141 --> 00:46:12,185 Well, you know you said your asshole boyfriend loves his dog 572 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:15,063 more than anything in the world, right? 573 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,734 - You haven't? - I have! 574 00:46:19,861 --> 00:46:21,653 Billy! Billy, you've gotta give it back. 575 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:24,573 Give it back? I ain't gonna give back shit, let alone my shih tzu. 576 00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:27,576 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 577 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,413 - "Give it back." It's kidnapped. - Oh, my God! 578 00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:36,209 It's a kidnapped dog. You don't just give back a kidnapped dog. 579 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,378 Defeats the entire object of the kidnapping. 580 00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:41,047 They didn't just give Patty Hearst back, did they? 581 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,550 No, this dog is my Patty Hearst. 582 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,969 Except I ain't gonna keep it in a closet and make it rob a bank. 583 00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:49,556 No, I'm gonna hold on to it until your asshole boyfriend 584 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,809 starts behaving like a decent human being and gives me a bunch of money. 585 00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:54,186 The guy's a psychopath, Billy! 586 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,146 Well, did you ever ask yourself 587 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:59,024 what you're doing screwing a psychopath in the first place? 588 00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:01,693 Screwing two psychopaths is what the question is. 589 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,030 What? Who's the second? Who, me? 590 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,617 I'm gonna call him, clear this entire thing up. 591 00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,994 No, you ain't either. Shit. 592 00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:12,913 - Hello? - Charlie? 593 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,915 - Hi, Hans. Angela? - Charlie... 594 00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:17,083 - How are you? - We were a little worried, 595 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,710 you were late home is all. 596 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,005 Yeah, I know. I just got held up at the library. 597 00:47:22,924 --> 00:47:24,841 Hey, did Myra get her results back? 598 00:47:24,926 --> 00:47:27,761 The results came in. She got the all-clear. 599 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,679 Oh, my God, Hans, 600 00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:31,431 I'm so happy for you. 601 00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:34,726 Well, no, that gangster guy whose dog we got, 602 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:37,103 he come down and he killed her. 603 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,232 He what? 604 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:45,445 I guess he must have found out the connection somehow. 605 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,282 He came down, he shot her in the head in the hospital there, 606 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:52,827 so she's dead now, unfortunately. 607 00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,459 I'll be home in 20 minutes. 608 00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:06,925 Charlie, I know, I know we've been going through some tough times, 609 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:10,136 but it's all gonna work out fine, I promise you. 610 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:26,945 ♪ Angela holds a grudge... 611 00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:31,324 Hi. Can you send an ambulance to 2618 Mountain Drive? 612 00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:34,995 ♪ Angela... 613 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,706 Gunshot wound to the stomach. 614 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,919 ♪ Today's a day like any other 615 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:49,676 So don't say I never do nothing for you. Okay? 616 00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:59,561 ♪ Still the flag snaps in the wind 617 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:04,482 ♪ Still your name rings true 618 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:10,614 ♪ You took the high road 619 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:15,660 ♪ I couldn't find you 620 00:49:15,745 --> 00:49:17,454 ♪ Up there 621 00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:21,875 ♪ You kept your jaw wired closed 622 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:26,004 ♪ I never noticed... ♪ 623 00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:32,344 Monday the 14th. 624 00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:36,556 Sat watching the shadow of the neighbor's flagpole across my lawn again 625 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,643 from 7:00 in the morning to 7:00 in the evening. 626 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:42,562 That's 11 hours. 627 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:46,650 They've got a right to fly a flag, don't they? 628 00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:51,488 Note to self, do not set fire to the neighbor's flag. 629 00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:07,879 Work out more ways of being a better friend to people. 630 00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:10,256 Kaya, for instance. She is the girl Marty loves. 631 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,218 Deep down, she is possibly not a cunt. 632 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:19,099 Marty. Do everything to keep his mind on track about the Seven Psychopaths. 633 00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:24,104 He is the best writer of his generation, but he needs to stay focused. 634 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:30,276 But do not bother him anymore about writing his screenplay with him. 635 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:33,655 If he wants your help, he will ask for it. 636 00:50:40,413 --> 00:50:42,664 Hey, hey. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 637 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,291 Hans! 638 00:51:02,143 --> 00:51:05,395 First thing you gotta do, Charlie, you gotta pull yourself together. 639 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:08,314 I gotta pull myself together, I know. 640 00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:13,778 I have no idea where my dog is now. 641 00:51:13,863 --> 00:51:16,614 Right, second thing, we simply speak to Angela, 642 00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:20,368 see what else she knows about this guy, where he might have got to. 643 00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:23,621 What if she don't know much more? 644 00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:27,292 All right, then we bide our time, 645 00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,420 wait until they get in touch with us. 646 00:51:31,213 --> 00:51:34,048 Bonny ain't gonna be no value to them dead. 647 00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:37,677 Don't say "Bonny" and "dead" in the same thing, Paulo, please. 648 00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,679 I'm finding it hard enough to cope. 649 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:41,973 You're not pulling yourself together, are you? 650 00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,475 I am, I am. 651 00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:48,021 My dog's gonna end up killed. 652 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,568 There's something else, Charlie. 653 00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:59,240 The guy's got about a hundred packs of playing cards, 654 00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:03,536 and all the Jacks of Diamonds are gone. 655 00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,626 The guy's a fucking psychopath. 656 00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,381 He's so calm. 657 00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:20,929 Man, if I'd just had my wife murdered, I think I'd be... 658 00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:22,597 - Angry. - Yeah. 659 00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:26,726 That's Hans, man. He's a proper Christian. 660 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:30,730 You know, proper old-time Christian. Not like these Fox News fucks. 661 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,152 I feel bad, man. I kind of feel like all this was my fault. 662 00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:38,196 I kidnapped the guy's dog and all. 663 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:42,408 Come on, Billy. How could you have known it was that psycho's dog? 664 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,751 Do you wanna help me write Seven Psychopaths, Billy? 665 00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:55,755 Are you being serious? 666 00:52:57,091 --> 00:53:03,179 I thought I could bounce some ideas off you, you could tinker with some stuff. 667 00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:05,557 I would love that, Marty. 668 00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,893 I would really love that. 669 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:13,189 I think I'm gonna quit drinking till the movie's done. 670 00:53:14,567 --> 00:53:16,901 That, right there, is a deal, man. 671 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,905 It's not a deal, no. 672 00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:23,283 I'm just gonna stop drinking for a while. There's no deal involved. 673 00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:25,368 That, right there, is 674 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,621 not a deal. Equally cool. 675 00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:35,768 But if we go there, we're gonna get lost. 676 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:38,965 You don't drink, Hans, no? 677 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:42,468 I take peyote, sometimes. 678 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:45,805 Billy has some peyote I might take later. 679 00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,400 I'm sorry about your wife, Hans. 680 00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:02,780 But I guess she's in Heaven now. 681 00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:06,326 You believe in Heaven? 682 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:10,455 I'm not sure what I believe, you know. 683 00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:14,876 I put a lot of Heaven and Hell stuff in my stories, but I'm not sure what I believe. 684 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:21,341 Why don't you tell me one of your Heaven and Hell stories, Martin? 685 00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:25,219 Billy said he didn't think you'd like it much. 686 00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:26,846 I like stories. 687 00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,016 Okay. 688 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,812 This one is kind of a Heaven and Hell story. 689 00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:40,360 It's more of a Hell story. It's all about this Quaker psychopath. 690 00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:44,113 Out in the fields, one day, he comes upon his daughter. 691 00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,033 She's been murdered brutally. 692 00:54:51,372 --> 00:54:56,209 The only ones guaranteed to go to Hell are those who die by their own hand. 693 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,961 - Stop! - So he took out a... 694 00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:00,296 - Stop! Stop, stop, stop. - ...cut-throat... 695 00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:01,547 - What? - Yeah, what? 696 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:06,094 I just... I don't think that's a very nice story. 697 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:09,013 I wanna know what happens at the end. 698 00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,474 Well... 699 00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:13,059 So... 700 00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:17,021 The killer took out a cut-throat razor and as he 701 00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:22,652 cut his throat open, he whispered, "Now are you happy, old man?" 702 00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:24,862 - And the last thing that... - The killer ever saw... 703 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,158 That the killer ever saw, yes, was the old man take out a razor of his own, 704 00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,161 put it to his throat and... 705 00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:37,083 And slice. 706 00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:48,386 That's a very good story. 707 00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:53,099 Did you make that up all by yourself? 708 00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:06,654 Some of the details aren't exactly right, of course. 709 00:56:06,739 --> 00:56:11,159 I wouldn't necessarily call myself a psychopath, you know, 710 00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:13,286 and I didn't go to Hell, obviously. 711 00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:16,748 I don't know if he did. Yet. 712 00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:23,796 Our beautiful daughter was black. I don't think you mentioned that. 713 00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:28,092 And I was not on my own the whole time, following him. 714 00:56:28,177 --> 00:56:30,970 You know, you can't do that kind of work all on your own. 715 00:56:35,184 --> 00:56:38,519 But looking back on what's been wasted... 716 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:42,190 At the time, I thought it had to be done. 717 00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:44,817 I'm not so sure anymore. 718 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,404 Course it had to be done. He killed your kid. 719 00:56:48,489 --> 00:56:50,948 You had to fuck him over by any means necessary. 720 00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:52,950 Well, as Gandhi said... 721 00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:56,245 Oh, you two. If it ain't Gandhi, it's Jesus Christ. 722 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,915 "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." 723 00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:00,541 I believe that wholeheartedly. 724 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:15,014 No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. 725 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:17,934 How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye 726 00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:21,479 of the last guy left who's still got one eye? 727 00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:26,109 All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. 728 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,236 Gandhi was wrong. 729 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:32,073 It's just that nobody's got the balls to come right out and say it. 730 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,563 Hans, I'm trying to write something about the kinds of things you're talking about. 731 00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:41,374 Yeah. Would you like to help write it with me? 732 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:45,044 - You said I could help write it with you. - Yeah, we can all help write it with me. 733 00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:49,340 He doesn't even wanna help write it with you. His wife just died. 734 00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:52,260 I don't mind helping, as long as it isn't gonna be too violent. 735 00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:54,971 - Of course it's gonna be too violent. - That's the whole point. 736 00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:58,141 I told you 20 times, Billy, I don't want it to be violent. 737 00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:02,812 - I want it to be life-affirming. - Life-affirming? Schmife-affirming! 738 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:05,565 - It's about seven fucking psychopaths! - Hey! 739 00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:09,652 No, you know what I think the movie should be? 740 00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:16,200 The first half should be a perfect setup for an out-and-out revenge flick. 741 00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:19,495 - Yeah. - Violence. Guns. 742 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,956 All the usual bullshit. And then... 743 00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,376 I don't know, man, it's... 744 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:28,296 The lead characters should just walk away. 745 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:32,717 They should just drive off into the desert and pitch a tent somewhere 746 00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:36,012 and just talk for the rest of 747 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:41,851 the frigging movie. No shoot-outs, no payoffs. 748 00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:44,896 Just human beings talking. 749 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,481 What, are we making French movies now? 750 00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:50,610 That sounds like the stupidest ending. No shoot-outs? 751 00:58:51,069 --> 00:58:55,364 That sounds like the stupidest ending to a movie I've ever fucking... 752 00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:57,116 No shoot-outs? 753 00:59:01,330 --> 00:59:03,414 - No? - No! 754 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:18,471 Now if we were gonna have a shoot-out, that'd be the perfect place. 755 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,056 I know we're not gonna have a shoot-out. 756 00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:22,016 I'm just saying if we were gonna have a shoot-out. 757 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:24,977 Jesus. Gandhi. Joseph. 758 00:59:26,146 --> 00:59:29,565 ♪ And you cried all night 759 00:59:30,692 --> 00:59:35,571 ♪ Till you created a stream and it flows forever 760 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:39,408 ♪ It's made of dreams 761 00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:42,036 ♪ That didn't come true 762 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:45,164 ♪ And I'm sorry, there's nothing more 763 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:48,459 ♪ That I can do 764 00:59:53,674 --> 00:59:55,216 ♪ When we get... ♪ 765 00:59:56,635 --> 00:59:57,802 Hey, ho. 766 01:00:00,973 --> 01:00:03,724 Martin, I've been reading your movie. 767 01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:09,730 - What do you think? - Your women characters are awful. 768 01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:14,193 None of them have anything to say for themselves. 769 01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:18,114 And most of them get either shot or stabbed to death within five minutes. 770 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,908 And the ones that don't probably will later on. 771 01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:23,703 Well... 772 01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:27,331 It's a hard world for women. You know? 773 01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:32,253 - And I guess that's what I'm trying to say. - Yeah, it's a hard world for women, 774 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:34,964 but most of the ones I know can string a sentence together. 775 01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:40,594 Didn't you like anything in it? 776 01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:43,306 - You know who I'm intrigued by? - Who's that? 777 01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:47,351 This Vietnamese guy with the hooker. Is it like a dream sequence? 778 01:00:47,436 --> 01:00:49,562 No. The Vietnamese guy... 779 01:00:51,023 --> 01:00:53,566 I just know his story ain't gonna end in nothing 780 01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:56,777 but carnage and horror and... 781 01:00:58,363 --> 01:00:59,697 So I didn't even wanna write it. 782 01:01:01,033 --> 01:01:02,158 He's not even a priest. 783 01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:05,953 I just like the image of a Vietnamese guy in a priest's outfit with a snub-nosed .44. 784 01:01:07,539 --> 01:01:09,790 Anyway, his story is... 785 01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,668 He was in the Vietcong for many years. 786 01:01:12,753 --> 01:01:16,672 A brilliant warrior but a sicko. A psycho. 787 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:23,346 And when the war was ended, he returned to his little farming village 788 01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:26,891 with all intentions of living a peaceful life with his wife and daughters. 789 01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:29,852 But the little farming village he came from was called 790 01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:31,020 My Lai. 791 01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:39,904 And his wife wasn't there anymore. And his daughters weren't there anymore. 792 01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:46,702 And he ventured to the USA to track down 793 01:01:46,787 --> 01:01:48,245 all the members of Charlie Company 794 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:51,123 who raped and butchered his whole entire family. 795 01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:55,711 You see where I'm going with this, right? 796 01:01:57,506 --> 01:02:01,092 Well, he'd already slaughtered six of them by the time he got to Phoenix, 797 01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:02,927 where some kind of convention was about to be held 798 01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:05,262 on the rights and wrongs of the Vietnam War. 799 01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:08,140 And he's got a big bomb with him that he's gonna strap to a hooker 800 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,142 and send her into the middle of this convention. 801 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,979 So this is the night that we meet him, and the hooker's there in her panties. 802 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:17,942 And, like I said, there's no way that story's ending but grimly. 803 01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:21,404 That's a great fucking psychopath, Marty. 804 01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:27,326 Yeah. But it's not what I wanna really be writing about anymore. 805 01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:35,376 New idea. How about we change the title from the Seven Psychopaths 806 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:39,004 to the Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled And Have Overcome All This Spazzy Shit 807 01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:41,674 And Are Really Nice To Everybody And Two Of 'Em Are Black? 808 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,175 How about that? 809 01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:58,023 ♪ I come from a long line in history 810 01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,734 ♪ Of dreamers 811 01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:08,993 ♪ Each one more tired 812 01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:11,954 ♪ Than the one before... 813 01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:18,669 I'm out here in the wilderness 814 01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:22,214 trying to think about some ideas. 815 01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:28,304 Anyway, the way I picture your screenplay, 816 01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:32,641 especially with this Vietnamese guy who, of course, I'm fascinated by. 817 01:03:32,851 --> 01:03:35,978 ♪ ...country dumb ♪ 818 01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:39,398 Pressure. Pressure. 819 01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:43,110 I'm a little nervous. 820 01:03:43,904 --> 01:03:45,821 Okay, everybody comfortable? 821 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,699 Cell phones off, right? 822 01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:51,410 Okay, here we go. 823 01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,537 Exterior. 824 01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:56,165 Cemetery. Night. 825 01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:59,084 The shoot-out. Yeah! 826 01:04:01,296 --> 01:04:03,714 The Jack O' Diamonds is waiting there with Bonny, 827 01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:06,342 and he's arranged to give him back and have this whole thing end 828 01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,886 because all he really wants is peace. You know, 829 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:11,847 like Gandhi or Jesus or that other guy. 830 01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:15,017 Anyway, he's waiting there for the Mafia boss, 831 01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:18,270 who's agreed to show up alone and unarmed. But, yeah, guess what? 832 01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:20,731 Wait, wait a minute. 833 01:04:20,815 --> 01:04:22,775 Surely he knows that the Mafia boss is a psycho? 834 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:25,444 Why would he believe he'd show up alone and unarmed? 835 01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:28,781 - You know? - Yeah. 836 01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:36,372 Exactly! 837 01:04:36,456 --> 01:04:39,416 Maybe the Jack O' Diamonds was expecting to get double-crossed 838 01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:43,003 because he just happens to have brought a couple of friends along. 839 01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:47,258 Suddenly, from out of every fucking grave 840 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:50,302 burst the seven psychopaths, a gun in every hand. 841 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:54,807 Flamethrower! Who the fuck is that? 842 01:04:56,768 --> 01:05:00,271 It's the Vietcong guy. He was hiding up a tree. 843 01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:05,276 You! You're there, but you're just there to observe, and that's all right. 844 01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:08,237 Nobody thinks you're a pussy. But it's started raining now. 845 01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:10,990 Lightning. 846 01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:15,869 And no, look who's wandered in like a fucking idiot. 847 01:05:15,996 --> 01:05:20,124 It's Kaya. She's come to say sorry to you, and she loves you, 848 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:23,252 and that she didn't mean to be such a fucking bitch. 849 01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:26,505 You scream out, "Kaya! Stay back!" 850 01:05:27,299 --> 01:05:29,633 Too late, she's fucking mown down. 851 01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,344 Fucking mown down! 852 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,309 Her head almost comes off. 853 01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:43,439 Her head does come off. You scream out her name, all sad, and she dies. 854 01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:48,402 "Kaya! Kaya!" 855 01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:53,365 You throw your notepad away. Art and peace and all that shit can wait! 856 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,743 Now's the time for men to be men! 857 01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:11,925 "Fuck you, you cunts!" 858 01:06:14,346 --> 01:06:15,721 It's really emotional. 859 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:17,973 And then... Hold on. 860 01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,020 Yeah... 861 01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:27,733 The black chick from the serial killer killers. She fought good, but she's the next to croak. 862 01:06:29,778 --> 01:06:31,820 Zachariah dies, too. He buys it. 863 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:36,825 Dies in her arms. And they die and they're old and mental, and so much in love. 864 01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:39,036 You know, it's really sad. 865 01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:41,747 But his rabbit gets away, though, 866 01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:44,917 because you can't let the animals die in a movie. Just the women. 867 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:48,712 Anyway, guns, guns, guns! 868 01:06:54,094 --> 01:06:56,387 The Vietcong gets hit. Then he dies, 869 01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:59,431 and he never even had a fucking name, and he's so good. 870 01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:01,725 With his dying move, he throws his nunchakus 871 01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:03,131 and he kills two of the bastards. 872 01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,853 Nunchakus are Japanese. 873 01:07:05,105 --> 01:07:07,356 So the only ones left are you 874 01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:09,274 and Hans. 875 01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:24,415 Peace is for queers. And now you're gonna die. 876 01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:25,958 But the Jack O' Diamonds isn't dead at all. 877 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:29,294 He was just a bit injured and he had a fucking crossbow up his sleeve. 878 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:37,886 That's not enough, so he pulls out a shotgun. 879 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,723 Goodbye. 880 01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:45,561 And as the Jack O' Diamonds dies in their arms, he whispers, 881 01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:50,649 "We did good, we did good, didn't we, Marty?" 882 01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:54,153 And through your tears, you say, "Bejesus, Jack," 883 01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,822 "we did more than good. We did grand." 884 01:07:57,449 --> 01:08:03,787 Jack says, "All I ever wanted was to be your friend. Marty, I'm your friend now, ain't I?" 885 01:08:03,872 --> 01:08:08,584 And you say, "Bejesus, sure, you're me best friend, Jack." 886 01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:10,335 "You're me best friend." 887 01:08:11,171 --> 01:08:13,297 And then the Jack O' Diamonds dies. 888 01:08:13,882 --> 01:08:17,801 And as his soul leaves his body to go dance with the angels, 889 01:08:17,886 --> 01:08:23,015 we pan up over the blood-strewn cemetery and off into the pretty blue skies of dawn. 890 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:27,936 Skies blue enough to suggest that maybe there can be peace 891 01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:32,274 one day in this troubled but beautiful world. 892 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:36,820 Maybe there can be peace because that would be good! 893 01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:43,577 That's the end? 894 01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:45,537 Yeah! 895 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,042 So, opinions? 896 01:08:52,879 --> 01:08:54,087 Well... 897 01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:56,215 It's very... 898 01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:01,178 - I like it. - You like it? Hey! 899 01:09:01,679 --> 01:09:02,763 All right. 900 01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,474 - It's got layers, you know. - Layers? 901 01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:07,559 Like a pie. Like a cake. 902 01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,437 It's got... It's got many layers. 903 01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:12,856 This is an important demographic. 904 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,151 So, what do you think? 905 01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:18,487 I think it's very, it's very, you know... 906 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:21,740 - Moving. - Very... Moving. Moving. 907 01:09:21,825 --> 01:09:23,545 I was paying attention, I'll tell you that. 908 01:09:24,744 --> 01:09:26,453 You were... Moving. 909 01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:28,288 It's impossible 910 01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:32,167 for someone's head to actually explode, isn't it? When it gets shot. 911 01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:33,877 No, no, it's possible. 912 01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:37,589 If the person's head was made out of explosives, it's possible. 913 01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:40,676 Yeah. I like that. 914 01:09:47,976 --> 01:09:49,101 Hans. 915 01:10:04,325 --> 01:10:06,159 Billy's a psychopath, Hans. 916 01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:12,875 I guess he's made it into your movie, then? 917 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:28,265 Hi, Hans. Hi, Mart. 918 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,687 Marty, is that what I think it is? 919 01:10:34,314 --> 01:10:36,523 If you think it's a bottle of bourbon, then yeah. 920 01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:40,611 Do you want some? 921 01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:46,116 - Hans. - Are you not gonna say something? 922 01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:48,243 Where's the peyote, Billy? 923 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:51,330 Oh, are we gonna have a peyote party? 924 01:10:51,623 --> 01:10:52,831 Why not? 925 01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:06,929 I think 926 01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:08,847 I'd have made a great Pope. 927 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:16,021 - I'd have been very lenient. - You'd have made an awesome Pope, Hans. 928 01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:20,400 Hans, 929 01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:26,782 isn't one of us gonna address the elephant in the room? 930 01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:29,201 The what? 931 01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:35,666 Yeah, who's on the fucking peyote around here, Marty? 932 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:44,800 Paw. 933 01:11:50,682 --> 01:11:52,891 I'm sorry if I haven't been a very good friend to you, Billy. 934 01:11:52,976 --> 01:11:54,059 Paw. 935 01:11:55,395 --> 01:11:58,036 You've been a good friend to me, Marty. What are you talking about? 936 01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:10,485 Why did you kill all those people? 937 01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:20,293 Like I told you at Kaya's party, I killed all those people to spur you on a little bit 938 01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:24,089 and give you something to write about and get you to finish your screenplay. 939 01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:27,926 You told me... 940 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:29,761 When? 941 01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:45,027 I can't believe you told me about this at the party, man! 942 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:52,075 Maybe I am an alcoholic if I could forget something like that. 943 01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:57,789 Maybe I am an alcoholic. 944 01:13:02,754 --> 01:13:04,874 Okay, listen. I didn't tell you about it at the party. 945 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:08,383 I was just kidding about that because you surprised me, 946 01:13:08,468 --> 01:13:10,385 and it would have been ridiculous telling you at the party. 947 01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:12,220 You might have told somebody, got me in trouble. 948 01:13:12,305 --> 01:13:14,556 Then why did you just tell me that you told me? 949 01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:18,018 To make you think a little bit about your alcohol issues. How about that? 950 01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:19,978 Billy, you kill women! 951 01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:23,106 I killed a woman. Take it easy. 952 01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:27,152 - You shot her in the stomach, Billy. - That's better than the head, ain't it? 953 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:30,197 - Not really, no. - I said I was sorry, didn't I? 954 01:13:30,281 --> 01:13:31,406 Yeah, well... 955 01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:34,910 I don't hang out with people who kill women, Billy, 956 01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:37,454 and I certainly don't write screenplays with them. 957 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:41,833 What are you talking about, Marty? 958 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,420 You'd best pack the tent up, Billy. 959 01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:49,549 It's over. 960 01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:53,386 It's over? 961 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,766 Now what... 962 01:13:57,850 --> 01:14:00,852 Where's this other fucking nutcase? 963 01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:05,774 Hans! 964 01:14:07,026 --> 01:14:08,110 Hans. 965 01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:11,863 Hans. We're leaving. 966 01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:18,537 My wife is sitting on a chair someplace. Some gray place. 967 01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:22,165 I thought she'd be in Heaven, but she's sitting on a chair 968 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:24,709 with a bullet in her head. 969 01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:27,337 I thought they'd have cleaned that kind of stuff up. 970 01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:31,258 Maybe you've just eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, Hans. 971 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:34,094 Nothing to do with the hallucinogens. 972 01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:36,859 But you've just seen Myra on a chair with a bullet through her head. 973 01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:38,682 In some gray place. 974 01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:40,559 England? 975 01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:42,853 It seemed a lot worse than that. 976 01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:48,817 Listen, Hans, what say we talk about this on the drive home? 977 01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:50,986 I mean, we may find some perfectly reasonable... 978 01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:56,741 Jesus. 979 01:14:56,951 --> 01:14:58,118 Billy. 980 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:00,912 Billy? 981 01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,259 In the tent, dumbo. 982 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,594 What? 983 01:15:15,928 --> 01:15:17,387 Now don't get mad. 984 01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:22,517 What the hell did you do? 985 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,270 I set the car on fire. 986 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,648 How the hell are we supposed to get home? 987 01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:30,859 We're in the middle of the fucking desert, Billy. 988 01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:32,777 Yeah, that's the least of our worries. 989 01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:38,783 What else did you do? 990 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:40,410 I'll give you a clue. 991 01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:45,373 Come on in. 992 01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:47,667 So, yeah, I just called up old Charlie Costello 993 01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:49,836 and I told him where we were and to come down and get his dog back 994 01:15:49,921 --> 01:15:52,801 and said if he had any trouble finding us, just look for a Buick on fire. 995 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:56,384 But I did tell him to promise to come alone and unarmed, and he said he would. 996 01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:59,054 And he'll be here in a couple of hours, depending on traffic. 997 01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:03,642 Now, I've labeled these guns for you, but you totally don't have to use them. 998 01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:07,062 I won't think you're pussies, but I'm gonna hang on to mine. 999 01:16:07,146 --> 01:16:10,690 I think we've done enough of this "talking about peace in the desert" type stuff. 1000 01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:11,900 Don't you? 1001 01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:14,027 I do. This movie ends my way. 1002 01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:23,245 Well, that's just fucking great! Oh, great! 1003 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:27,165 You know what that is? Do you know what that is? 1004 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:30,085 - Great? - That's just fucking great! 1005 01:16:36,717 --> 01:16:38,677 How far is the walk to the Welcome Center? 1006 01:16:39,387 --> 01:16:40,595 We can't leave him. 1007 01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:44,140 You ain't gonna fight. 1008 01:16:44,225 --> 01:16:47,352 Of course I ain't gonna fight, but I ain't gonna run. 1009 01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,188 - What are you gonna do, then? - I guess I'm gonna die. 1010 01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:54,484 - Friends don't make their friends die, Hans. - Psychopathic friends do. 1011 01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:58,697 You're the one who thought psychopaths were so interesting. 1012 01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:02,701 They get kind of tiresome after a while, don't you think? 1013 01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:22,971 Is that a guinea pig? It's a gerbil, isn't it? That's enormous. 1014 01:17:23,055 --> 01:17:26,099 Hey, Marty, we just seen some kind of giant gerbil. 1015 01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:32,772 Marty, you alcoholic fucking bastard. 1016 01:17:34,025 --> 01:17:38,570 You might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is the way you're gonna behave. 1017 01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:41,740 If this is the way I'm gonna... 1018 01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:45,827 This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come down and psycho-kill us. 1019 01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:48,580 And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife 1020 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:51,082 because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate. 1021 01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:53,752 And you motherfuckers are telling me to behave? 1022 01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:57,672 Time out. What's all this about doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife 1023 01:17:57,757 --> 01:17:59,299 because of a psychedelic cactus you just ate? 1024 01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:01,468 - Hans, what the heck? - I met Myra. 1025 01:18:02,553 --> 01:18:05,472 On the ridge. She had some things to say. 1026 01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:09,351 About the afterlife being non-existent or something? 1027 01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:11,561 That was the gist. 1028 01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:16,107 No, no, it might have sounded like Myra. 1029 01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,610 But you know why? 1030 01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:24,616 Now don't get mad, but you know I can do Myra's voice pretty good. 1031 01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:29,954 Yeah, I snuck up there a little while ago and I pretended to be her. 1032 01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:33,083 I started saying all kinds of crazy stuff. 1033 01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:39,130 But what specifically did you say? 1034 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,384 About the place 1035 01:18:43,302 --> 01:18:46,012 you were in. The place Myra was in. 1036 01:18:47,807 --> 01:18:50,600 How did you describe it, specifically? 1037 01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:55,647 - You mean specifically? - Yeah. 1038 01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:59,150 I just kind of said it was all kind of... 1039 01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:06,157 I just kind of said it was all kind of 1040 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:07,617 gray and shit. 1041 01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:12,914 No. 1042 01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,548 Oh, great, now I have to kill everybody all on my own. 1043 01:20:06,886 --> 01:20:08,566 Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. 1044 01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:14,184 That's all right. It was a pretty good punch for a pacifist. 1045 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,148 I love you, man. 1046 01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,567 I love you, too. 1047 01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:28,323 Listen, if you're not gonna be really doing any shooting, 1048 01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:30,992 maybe you should just go with Hans, see he gets back all right. 1049 01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:37,415 I think I'll see how this plays out. Sure I'm drunk now anyway. 1050 01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:45,423 Seriously, Marty, you gotta do something about your drinking 1051 01:20:45,758 --> 01:20:48,468 because, I swear to God, it's gonna wind up killing you. 1052 01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:10,490 This is kind of like that window of time when you're waiting in the waiting room 1053 01:21:10,574 --> 01:21:12,367 of the VD clinic, isn't it? 1054 01:21:12,826 --> 01:21:17,288 For the door to open and the doctor to come out and say, "Billy, you're good to go." 1055 01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:21,417 Or, "Billy, you've got VD." 1056 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,884 Or chlamydia or whatever. 1057 01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:40,228 He's all alone. 1058 01:21:41,689 --> 01:21:43,481 What the hell's he all alone for? 1059 01:22:06,505 --> 01:22:07,880 Turn around again. 1060 01:22:12,845 --> 01:22:14,387 And lift up your jacket. 1061 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:23,187 - You shot him in the back. - Of course I shot him in the back. 1062 01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:24,731 I was going for his spine. 1063 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:30,278 - But he was unarmed. - My ass, he was fucking unarmed. 1064 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,616 Where's your guns? 1065 01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:37,035 - Where's your guns? - You said don't bring none, 1066 01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:38,786 so I didn't bring none. 1067 01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:40,163 Hey, Bonny baby. 1068 01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:44,334 You didn't bring a gun to the final shoot-out? Bullshit. 1069 01:22:44,418 --> 01:22:46,127 And don't talk to my dog! 1070 01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:49,213 He said don't bring none, so I didn't bring none. 1071 01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:52,050 - Who are you? - Just Billy's friend. 1072 01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:56,054 - Found it, motherfucker. - Your friend's a fucking nut. 1073 01:22:56,138 --> 01:23:00,558 My ass, you was fucking unarmed. I found it, motherfucker. 1074 01:23:01,018 --> 01:23:02,268 It's a flare gun, Billy. 1075 01:23:02,353 --> 01:23:04,437 You could do a lot of damage with a flare gun. 1076 01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:06,189 - Think I'm gonna die. - What? 1077 01:23:06,273 --> 01:23:09,150 - I think I'm gonna die. - Well, don't keep going on about it! 1078 01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:10,652 You fucking cunt. 1079 01:23:11,570 --> 01:23:12,945 Fucking ruined everything now. 1080 01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:18,242 Will you let me give him a couple of kisses and a couple of scratches? 1081 01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:22,497 No, I ain't gonna let you give him a couple of kisses and a couple of scratches! 1082 01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:24,935 Billy, we gotta get him to a hospital. 1083 01:23:26,210 --> 01:23:30,004 Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? 1084 01:23:30,214 --> 01:23:33,925 You don't take the chief fucking villain to a fucking hospital. 1085 01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:18,428 Put your hands up. 1086 01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:20,138 No. 1087 01:24:21,432 --> 01:24:23,307 - What? - I said no. 1088 01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:26,644 - Why not? - I don't want to. 1089 01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:30,022 - But I've got a gun. - I don't care. 1090 01:24:31,734 --> 01:24:32,942 But... 1091 01:24:33,986 --> 01:24:35,319 It doesn't make any sense. 1092 01:24:35,821 --> 01:24:37,071 Too bad. 1093 01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:41,909 Well... 1094 01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:46,038 - Where are your friends? - I don't know. 1095 01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:48,583 - Yes, you do know. - No, I don't know. 1096 01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:50,752 - You do know. - Shoot me, then. 1097 01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:04,515 Fucking dick-bags. 1098 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,934 This is just un-fucking-believable, man. 1099 01:25:08,061 --> 01:25:10,772 - We can't just let him bleed to death. - We totally can. 1100 01:25:10,856 --> 01:25:14,066 We totally can let him bleed to death. That's totally what we can do. 1101 01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:15,860 I'm not leaving without my dog. 1102 01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:21,073 Listen up, you bald-headed fag. It's you or your fucking dog! 1103 01:25:21,325 --> 01:25:25,036 I gotta pick me, don't I? 'Cause if I'm dead, I ain't gonna have a dog anyway. 1104 01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,079 That's very good. That's very brainy. 1105 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:30,208 And if I'm alive, I can always come back here and get my dog 1106 01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:32,543 and blow your goddamn head off, can't I? 1107 01:25:32,711 --> 01:25:36,130 That's exactly right. With your faggy little flare gun. 1108 01:25:36,215 --> 01:25:37,507 You cunt. 1109 01:25:37,883 --> 01:25:41,260 - Can I have my flare gun back? - No, you can't have your flare gun back. 1110 01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:46,724 What, is he drinking and driving? 1111 01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:51,270 I'll be back for you. 1112 01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:03,908 That was the worst final shoot-out I've ever fucking seen, man. 1113 01:26:06,119 --> 01:26:10,414 Why would he only bring a flare gun to the big final... 1114 01:26:13,710 --> 01:26:16,337 Oh, I get it. 1115 01:26:19,508 --> 01:26:21,008 Motherfucker. 1116 01:26:35,774 --> 01:26:36,899 You got a gun? 1117 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:50,288 You don't got a gun, do you, Quaker? 1118 01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:58,504 You better keep out of the way now, all right, old man? I like you. 1119 01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:00,256 Hey. 1120 01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:06,721 Stop! Police! 1121 01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:31,829 It isn't gray 1122 01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:34,582 at all. 1123 01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:54,852 Shit! 1124 01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,901 - Should've brought that gun along, buddy. - Don't believe in them. 1125 01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:05,363 In guns? You don't believe in guns? 1126 01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:09,825 They ain't fucking leprechauns, you dumb Mick. What are you talking about? 1127 01:28:10,202 --> 01:28:12,036 I was trying to save your life, man. 1128 01:28:13,455 --> 01:28:15,957 It's a flesh wound, you fucking idiot. 1129 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:17,708 Give me my gun. 1130 01:28:21,213 --> 01:28:22,505 Cops are coming, Charlie. 1131 01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:25,383 We had to whack that Quaker guy. 1132 01:28:31,890 --> 01:28:33,557 Don't you wish you had a gun now? 1133 01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:43,275 No. 1134 01:28:45,487 --> 01:28:46,737 I don't. 1135 01:28:48,031 --> 01:28:49,949 So why don't you go fuck yourself. 1136 01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,911 Where's the other guy, Charlie? 1137 01:28:58,291 --> 01:29:00,251 Down the road a-ways with my dog. 1138 01:29:01,461 --> 01:29:02,878 What are we gonna do? 1139 01:29:10,429 --> 01:29:12,096 We're gonna go get my dog. 1140 01:29:21,106 --> 01:29:23,607 What's with your sour fucking puss? 1141 01:29:23,942 --> 01:29:25,818 I could've just killed you now, couldn't I? 1142 01:29:26,945 --> 01:29:30,740 You've had your friend killed, and you're just about to have your other friend killed, 1143 01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:33,826 but that still only makes two friends killed. 1144 01:29:33,910 --> 01:29:38,039 I've had four of my guys killed, and also my girlfriend killed, 1145 01:29:38,123 --> 01:29:41,709 who I didn't like much, but that's still five friends killed. 1146 01:29:41,793 --> 01:29:45,171 That's three more friends killed than you've had friends killed, 1147 01:29:45,255 --> 01:29:48,799 so don't give me that moany fucking face, okay? 1148 01:30:00,896 --> 01:30:03,147 What? What do you see? 1149 01:30:04,107 --> 01:30:07,651 Oh, nothing. Just the perfect place for a final shoot-out. 1150 01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,728 Get away from the car! Get away from the car! 1151 01:31:01,123 --> 01:31:04,708 Throw your guns down, or the alcoholic gets it! 1152 01:31:04,793 --> 01:31:06,293 Don't throw down shit, Billy! 1153 01:31:06,378 --> 01:31:09,672 No, no. This is working out perfect. 1154 01:31:09,756 --> 01:31:11,423 Here's my guns, mister. 1155 01:31:16,972 --> 01:31:18,389 And the other one! 1156 01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:21,600 - I only had two. - Man, I saw you with three! 1157 01:31:22,060 --> 01:31:25,312 All right, all right, you're one smart cheese! 1158 01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:31,610 Now get down here with my fucking dog! 1159 01:31:32,028 --> 01:31:33,571 Are you gonna let Marty go if I do? 1160 01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:36,907 Yes, I'm gonna let Marty go if you do. 1161 01:31:37,075 --> 01:31:39,243 He didn't have anything to do with any of this. 1162 01:31:39,911 --> 01:31:41,829 He was just writing a movie. 1163 01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:44,039 - Are you? - Yeah. 1164 01:31:44,624 --> 01:31:47,001 - What's it called? - Seven Psychopaths. 1165 01:31:51,715 --> 01:31:53,132 I'm coming down. 1166 01:31:55,427 --> 01:31:58,137 I was just trying to buy 1167 01:31:58,221 --> 01:32:01,932 some time because I had to 1168 01:32:03,768 --> 01:32:05,811 reload something. 1169 01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:09,106 Forgot about the flare gun, you fucking idiot. 1170 01:32:09,691 --> 01:32:12,610 - Bonny. - Yeah, Bonny, I know. 1171 01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:16,488 And I like this dog. 1172 01:32:17,157 --> 01:32:21,285 Please. Bonny's not part of the gang. That's not fair. 1173 01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:23,287 You gonna cry? 1174 01:32:25,832 --> 01:32:27,124 Marty, get going. 1175 01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:30,461 They killed Hans, Billy. 1176 01:32:36,676 --> 01:32:38,177 Man. 1177 01:32:39,387 --> 01:32:41,805 I didn't kill him. He killed him. 1178 01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:43,974 Don't kill my dog. 1179 01:32:44,643 --> 01:32:47,311 Marty, get going. Write it up. 1180 01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:53,817 Come with me, Billy. Please. 1181 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,987 I told you, didn't I, Marty? 1182 01:32:58,990 --> 01:33:02,368 - Told me what, Billy? - This movie ends my way. 1183 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:09,583 Oh, fuck. 1184 01:33:27,018 --> 01:33:30,354 - What's the matter with your fucking gun? - Gets jammed sometimes. 1185 01:33:33,692 --> 01:33:35,359 At the fucking standoff? 1186 01:33:35,694 --> 01:33:37,945 - Paolo, shoot him. - At the fucking standoff? 1187 01:33:38,029 --> 01:33:40,114 Paolo, shoot him while he's not looking. 1188 01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:42,825 - I am looking. Clearly, I'm looking. - And I ain't shooting. 1189 01:33:42,909 --> 01:33:45,035 What do you mean, you ain't shooting? He's gonna shoot my dog. 1190 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,620 Yeah, well, fuck your dog. 1191 01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:48,664 Fuck my dog? 1192 01:33:48,748 --> 01:33:51,500 Hey, mongoloid, fix your fucking gun, 1193 01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:55,045 or your little gay dog's little gay head's gonna fucking explode. 1194 01:33:55,171 --> 01:33:57,298 - He doesn't have a gay head. - Five. 1195 01:33:57,549 --> 01:33:59,550 - He has a normal head. - Four. 1196 01:34:01,219 --> 01:34:03,762 - Three. - Can you go back to five? 1197 01:34:04,014 --> 01:34:05,806 I ain't going back to five, man. 1198 01:34:06,725 --> 01:34:07,891 I ain't going back to five. 1199 01:34:18,028 --> 01:34:19,111 Five. 1200 01:34:21,448 --> 01:34:22,573 Four. 1201 01:34:25,368 --> 01:34:26,535 Three. 1202 01:34:28,747 --> 01:34:29,913 Two. 1203 01:34:46,097 --> 01:34:48,015 Drop your gun! Let me see your hands! 1204 01:34:48,099 --> 01:34:49,516 Hands, move! 1205 01:34:52,729 --> 01:34:55,022 Come here, baby. Come to Daddy. 1206 01:34:58,276 --> 01:34:58,776 Paw. 1207 01:35:47,951 --> 01:35:49,493 He's my friend. 1208 01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:14,268 To Martin, I... 1209 01:36:15,061 --> 01:36:18,772 Well, I ain't any kind of a screenwriter as you know, 1210 01:36:18,857 --> 01:36:21,942 but I've been kind of trying to come up with some sort of solution 1211 01:36:22,026 --> 01:36:27,906 to your Vietcong psychopath conundrum and, goldarnit, I think I may have found one. 1212 01:36:28,116 --> 01:36:30,200 So, there's this 1213 01:36:31,870 --> 01:36:35,747 Vietnamese guy, and he's in this hotel room in Phoenix, 1214 01:36:35,874 --> 01:36:39,710 and he's sweating. He's sweating like hell. He's burning up. 1215 01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:44,381 He takes out from his pocket a .44. He checks it's loaded. 1216 01:36:45,592 --> 01:36:50,179 I don't know why he checks it's loaded. Surely he's the one who loaded it? 1217 01:36:50,847 --> 01:36:55,851 Anyway, a hooker comes out of the bathroom in a beautiful red dress. 1218 01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:58,312 She says, "Would you like to make love", 1219 01:36:58,396 --> 01:37:02,733 "or should we have an intelligent conversation instead? 1220 01:37:02,984 --> 01:37:06,612 “I've been reading a lot of Noam Chomsky lately, I think he's a marvel." 1221 01:37:07,197 --> 01:37:11,074 The Vietnamese guy, you know, he doesn't know what she's talking about. 1222 01:37:12,118 --> 01:37:14,077 He's Vietnamese. So, anyway, 1223 01:37:14,370 --> 01:37:17,998 you said you wanted some sex in it, so I guess they're having sex. 1224 01:37:19,042 --> 01:37:20,626 Desist, brother. 1225 01:37:21,085 --> 01:37:23,045 You know this will not help us. 1226 01:37:27,592 --> 01:37:31,303 He sniffs the air. He says the single word... 1227 01:37:31,429 --> 01:37:32,471 Gasoline. 1228 01:37:32,555 --> 01:37:35,516 The hooker, she studied Vietnamese at Yale. 1229 01:37:35,642 --> 01:37:38,310 I don't smell gas. 1230 01:37:42,315 --> 01:37:43,607 You will. 1231 01:37:44,609 --> 01:37:46,818 He drags her to the place 1232 01:37:47,529 --> 01:37:49,530 where the convention's being held. 1233 01:37:49,989 --> 01:37:54,243 She's got the dynamite tied to her. He's got the gasoline he's just bought. 1234 01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:02,209 She backs away, petrified. 1235 01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:06,588 He pours the gas out onto the floor. It reaches her feet. 1236 01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:09,550 A little of it has splashed over himself. It doesn't matter. 1237 01:38:09,634 --> 01:38:14,596 He takes out a match. In perfect Vietnamese, the hooker whispers... 1238 01:38:15,014 --> 01:38:16,515 Desist, brother. 1239 01:38:16,599 --> 01:38:18,642 You know this will not help us. 1240 01:38:25,650 --> 01:38:29,778 He shuts his eyes. Then he opens them again. 1241 01:38:32,824 --> 01:38:34,950 He ain't in Phoenix anymore. 1242 01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:40,330 He's sitting in the middle of a street in Saigon circa 1963 1243 01:38:40,665 --> 01:38:44,543 in the orange robes of his Buddhist order, 1244 01:38:44,877 --> 01:38:47,546 and he's drenched himself in gasoline. 1245 01:38:50,508 --> 01:38:52,509 As he finally manages to push 1246 01:38:52,594 --> 01:38:56,930 the thoughts of anger and hate out of his gentle mind, 1247 01:38:57,015 --> 01:38:59,558 a fellow monk pleads with him one final time. 1248 01:39:00,810 --> 01:39:02,853 Desist, brother. 1249 01:39:02,937 --> 01:39:05,480 You know this will not help us. 1250 01:39:05,857 --> 01:39:08,650 And all angry thoughts finally dispelled. 1251 01:39:12,614 --> 01:39:17,909 The first monk ever to burn himself to death to protest the war whispers, 1252 01:39:18,536 --> 01:39:19,786 "“It might." 1253 01:39:19,871 --> 01:39:21,038 It might. 1254 01:39:21,789 --> 01:39:24,791 "“It might." And he lights the match. 1255 01:39:31,549 --> 01:39:35,469 So, you know, your Vietcong psycho story 1256 01:39:35,553 --> 01:39:41,475 becomes the final thoughts of a man who chose not the darkness, 1257 01:39:41,559 --> 01:39:43,060 but the light. 1258 01:39:43,645 --> 01:39:45,937 The light being, you know, 1259 01:39:46,356 --> 01:39:49,358 suicide by self-immolation. 1260 01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:56,406 But I think that's the best we're gonna get. And, you know... 1261 01:39:58,284 --> 01:39:59,660 I know you said 1262 01:40:01,287 --> 01:40:06,208 dream sequences are for fags, but I think it could work, don't you? 1263 01:40:06,793 --> 01:40:08,669 We all gotta dream, 1264 01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:11,380 don't we? 1265 01:40:20,473 --> 01:40:21,932 Not just fags. 1266 01:40:23,518 --> 01:40:27,813 Oh, by the way, I don't think they like being called "fags" anymore. 1267 01:40:27,980 --> 01:40:32,109 I think nowadays they prefer "homos." 1268 01:41:25,955 --> 01:41:31,084 ♪ You and I travel to the beat of a different drum 1269 01:41:31,252 --> 01:41:35,589 ♪ Oh, can't you tell by the way I run 1270 01:41:35,673 --> 01:41:39,050 ♪ Every time you make eyes at me 1271 01:41:41,345 --> 01:41:46,183 ♪ You cry and moan and say it will work out 1272 01:41:47,185 --> 01:41:50,854 ♪ But, honey child, I've got my doubts ♪ 1273 01:42:03,201 --> 01:42:05,202 - Hello? - Is this Martin? 1274 01:42:05,703 --> 01:42:08,705 - Yeah, who's this? - It's Zachariah Rigby. 1275 01:42:10,875 --> 01:42:15,796 The guy you promised you'd put his number up at the end of your movie. 1276 01:42:16,839 --> 01:42:21,384 Well, I went to see your movie yesterday. Guess what? 1277 01:42:21,719 --> 01:42:24,429 - Shit. - Now how's she ever gonna fucking find me? 1278 01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:26,159 - I didn't think you were... - Serious? 1279 01:42:27,016 --> 01:42:30,268 You didn't think I was serious just because I carry a rabbit around? 1280 01:42:30,353 --> 01:42:33,939 Listen, I'll get them to change the credits. I'll get them to put your number up. 1281 01:42:34,023 --> 01:42:36,399 No, no, no. 1282 01:42:37,944 --> 01:42:40,237 You're miles too late, you know that, Martin. 1283 01:42:41,489 --> 01:42:43,240 And you promised on your life. 1284 01:42:45,076 --> 01:42:46,743 You know what that means, don't you? 1285 01:42:49,539 --> 01:42:52,541 I said, "You know what that means, don't you?" 1286 01:42:54,377 --> 01:42:56,586 I'm gonna be over to kill you on Tuesday. 1287 01:42:58,965 --> 01:43:00,382 That's good. 1288 01:43:01,384 --> 01:43:02,926 I'm not doing anything Tuesday. 1289 01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:09,599 You sound different. 1290 01:43:12,937 --> 01:43:14,771 You sound like you've been through a wringer. 1291 01:43:17,733 --> 01:43:18,984 A little. 1292 01:43:26,284 --> 01:43:28,034 Tuesday doesn't really work for me. 1293 01:43:29,912 --> 01:43:31,288 Can I get back to you? 1294 01:43:34,542 --> 01:43:35,625 Sure. 1295 01:43:37,670 --> 01:43:38,879 I'll be right here. 1296 01:43:41,424 --> 01:43:42,632 I know. 1297 01:43:52,852 --> 01:43:54,477 Come on, Carrie. 1298 01:43:55,563 --> 01:43:56,980 Let's go home, baby. 1299 01:44:18,085 --> 01:44:22,589 ♪ I would have given you all of my heart 1300 01:44:23,215 --> 01:44:27,594 ♪ But there's someone who's torn it apart 1301 01:44:28,054 --> 01:44:32,599 ♪ And he's taking almost all that I've got 1302 01:44:32,683 --> 01:44:37,062 ♪ But if you want I'll try to love again 1303 01:44:37,355 --> 01:44:42,609 ♪ Baby, I'll try to love again But I know 1304 01:44:47,031 --> 01:44:51,868 ♪ The first cut is the deepest Baby, I know 1305 01:44:52,036 --> 01:44:55,121 ♪ The first cut is the deepest 1306 01:44:55,206 --> 01:45:00,001 ♪ 'Cause when it comes to being lucky, he's cursed 1307 01:45:00,378 --> 01:45:04,631 ♪ When it comes to lovin' me, he's worse 1308 01:45:05,257 --> 01:45:09,469 ♪ But when it comes to being loved, he's first 1309 01:45:09,553 --> 01:45:11,388 ♪ That's how I know 1310 01:45:11,472 --> 01:45:15,934 ♪ The first cut is the deepest Baby, I know 1311 01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:19,396 ♪ The first cut is the deepest 1312 01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:27,654 ♪ I still want you by my side 1313 01:45:28,656 --> 01:45:33,576 ♪ Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried 1314 01:45:33,744 --> 01:45:37,956 ♪ And I'm sure gonna give you a try 1315 01:45:38,082 --> 01:45:42,085 ♪ And if you want I'll try to love again 1316 01:45:43,421 --> 01:45:48,842 ♪ But, baby, I'll try to love again But I know 1317 01:45:49,802 --> 01:45:53,304 ♪ Oh, yeah 1318 01:45:53,389 --> 01:45:57,767 ♪ The first cut is the deepest Baby, I know 1319 01:45:58,436 --> 01:46:01,604 ♪ The first cut is the deepest 1320 01:46:01,689 --> 01:46:06,526 ♪ 'Cause when it comes to being lucky, he's cursed 1321 01:46:06,986 --> 01:46:10,822 ♪ When it comes to lovin' me, he's worse 1322 01:46:11,824 --> 01:46:15,744 ♪ But when it comes to being loved, he's first 1323 01:46:15,828 --> 01:46:18,204 ♪ That's how I know 1324 01:46:18,289 --> 01:46:22,959 ♪ The first cut is the deepest Baby, I know 1325 01:46:23,252 --> 01:46:26,212 ♪ The first cut is the deepest 1326 01:46:27,298 --> 01:46:30,133 ♪ Oh, yeah 1327 01:46:53,324 --> 01:46:55,700 ♪ The first cut is the deepest 1328 01:46:55,785 --> 01:46:57,327 ♪ Yes, it is 1329 01:46:57,620 --> 01:47:01,831 ♪ But when it comes to being lucky, he's cursed 1330 01:47:02,500 --> 01:47:06,711 ♪ When it comes to being loved, he's worse 1331 01:47:07,171 --> 01:47:11,591 ♪ When it comes to lovin' me, he's first 1332 01:47:11,675 --> 01:47:13,802 ♪ That's how I know ♪ 1332 01:47:14,305 --> 01:47:20,804 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org