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Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 3 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:23,422 ♪ SWEAT, BABY, SWEAT, BABY, SEX IS A TEXAS DROUGHT ♪ 4 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,424 ♪ ME AND YOU DO THE KIND OF STUFF ♪ 5 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,493 ♪ THAT ONLY PRINCE WOULD SING ABOUT ♪ 6 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:29,561 ♪ SO PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN MY PANTS ♪ 7 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:31,397 ♪ AND I'LL BET YOU'LL FEEL NUTS ♪ 8 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:33,565 ♪ YES, I'M SISKEL, YES, I'M EBERT ♪ 9 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,300 ♪ AND YOU'RE GETTING TWO THUMBS UP ♪ 10 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:37,269 ♪ YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF TWO-HAND TOUCH ♪ 11 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:39,271 ♪ YOU WANT IT ROUGH, YOU'RE OUT OF BOUNDS ♪ 12 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,373 ♪ I WANT YOU SMOTHERED, WANT YOU COVERED ♪ 13 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,142 ♪ LIKE MY WAFFLE HOUSE HASH BROWNS ♪ 14 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,077 ♪ COMING QUICKER THAN FED EX, NEVER REACHING APEX ♪ 15 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:46,812 ♪ JUST LIKE COCA-COLA STOCK YOU ARE INCLINED ♪ 16 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:49,114 ♪ TO MAKE ME RISE AN HOUR EARLY ♪ 17 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:51,650 - ♪ JUST LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ♪ - ♪ Do it now 18 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,653 ♪ YOU AND ME, BABY, AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS ♪ 19 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:58,657 ♪ SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL... ♪ 20 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,192 OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 21 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:02,127 - SHOCK DEW! - YES! 22 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:04,229 - ( groans ) - KEEP 'EM COMING, SWEETHEART. 23 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,535 - ( laughs ) - WHAT'S UP? 24 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:13,539 YOU WANNA GO, GRIMACE? YOU FEEL STRONG? LET'S DO THIS. 25 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,809 - I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU. - COME ON, SIT DOWN. RELAX. 26 00:01:16,811 --> 00:01:18,811 - ALL RIGHT. - DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE THE BIG BLUE OX OVER THERE? 27 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:25,084 - OKAY, LET'S GO. WE'VE GOT SHOTS TO DO HERE. - FUCK THAT GUY. 28 00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:27,619 ALL RIGHT. GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE ASSEMBLED HERE TONIGHT 29 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,588 TO CELEBRATE VINCE, 30 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:33,659 EVEN THOUGH MY WEDDING AND MARRIAGE WAS PRETTY MUCH NOT ENJOYABLE 31 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:36,328 AND I TRY TO FORGET IT AS MUCH AS I POSSIBLY CAN. 32 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:40,099 ADAM OVER HERE OBVIOUSLY WILL PROBABLY NEVER GET MARRIED. IS THAT RIGHT, ADAM? 33 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:43,368 I WOULD MUCH SOONER CUT MY OWN DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY PIE TIN. 34 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,838 - AH. YOU'RE A POET. - Man: ALL RIGHT. 35 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,506 MARRIAGE IS A LOT OF WORK 36 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,641 AND ANYTIME THAT YOU NEED ANY HELP-- 37 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:52,845 AND YOU KNOW, I MEAN HELP WITH CYNDI-- 38 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:54,780 I AM HERE TO ROUND OUT THE TRAIN ON HER. 39 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:58,617 - ( all laugh ) - I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. REALLY SERIOUSLY, 40 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,619 SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, AN AMAZING WOMAN. 41 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,688 NOW WHEN WE HAD THE REHEARSAL DINNER, 42 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:05,290 SHE ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT NOTHING TURNS HER ON MORE 43 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,226 THAN A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED CLEVELAND STEAMER. 44 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:10,395 - OH, COME ON. - THAT'S ROMANTIC. THAT'S-- 45 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:13,465 - YOU'RE THE WORST! - OH, BUT NO, SERIOUSLY, REALLY, 46 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,869 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE A FINE MAN 47 00:02:16,871 --> 00:02:19,204 - WITH A VERY SMALL PENIS. - THANK YOU. 48 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:21,273 - TO VINCE! - TO VINCE. 49 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,145 YEAH, BACHELOR FUCKING PARTY! 50 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:29,148 OH, REALLY? 51 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,150 LOVELY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 52 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,618 CLUB RISQUE WOULD LIKE 53 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:35,254 TO WELCOME A VERY SPECIAL GUEST 54 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,856 - IN OUR V.I.P. SECTION THIS EVENING. - THAT'S NOT GOOD. 55 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,791 - I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. - HE'S GETTING 56 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,194 - MARRIED IN THE MORNING. - Crowd: BOO! 57 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,896 Emcee: COME ON, COME ON. 58 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:47,166 - I KNOW. HE'S A FUCKING MORON. - Man #2: YEAH! 59 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:49,168 BUT HIS FRIENDS HAVE DECIDED 60 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:52,671 TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS IS HIS LAST NIGHT OF-- AND I QUOTE-- 61 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,473 "BEING WAIST-DEEP IN POON 62 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,608 LIKE HE'S FLY-FISHING FOR THAT SHIT." 63 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,378 - THAT'S ME. - SO, MR. VINCENT REYNOLDS, 64 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,446 SIT BACK AND ENJOY 65 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:04,283 THE LOVELY SIENNA. 66 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,285 ( men applauding, cheering ) 67 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:09,955 - ( rock music playing ) - Men: YEAH YEAH YEAH! 68 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:12,724 - ( whooping ) - Man #2: ALL RIGHT, YEAH! 69 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,303 OH MY. 70 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,878 - HUH HUH? - ( chuckles ) 71 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,546 WHOA. 72 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,316 HI. ( chuckles ) 73 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:39,585 OH, SHE'S-- HI. 74 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:42,321 - SIENNA, IS IT? - MM-HMM. 75 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:45,357 - YOU'RE VERY FIT. - SHUT UP. 76 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,693 OKAY. THANKS, GUYS. 77 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,761 ( soft rock music playing ) 78 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:58,337 ( man vocalizing ) 79 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,354 HEY HEY HEY! 80 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:17,489 - LOOK AT YOU? BIG MAN ON CAMPUS. - HOW ARE YOU? 81 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,424 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YOU TOO. 82 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,727 - CONGRATULATIONS, BIG BROTHER. - DUDE, THANK YOU. 83 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:23,362 YOU'RE CUTTING IT KINDA CLOSE. 84 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,998 YOU REALIZE YOU'RE IN A WEDDING IN SIX HOURS, RIGHT? 85 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,300 YEAH, BUT MY TRAIN WAS LATE. IT WASN'T MY FAULT. 86 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:32,304 - I'M KIDDING. - OH HEY, WHO GETS MARRIED ON A FRIDAY, ANYWAY? HUH? 87 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:35,274 - ALL RIGHT, GET IN. - OKAY. 88 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:45,284 OH OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED. 89 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:47,286 - ( laughs ) - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 90 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:48,920 OH, UH, NOTHING. I JUST-- YOU KNOW, 91 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:52,424 - WITH YOUR CAREER AND YOUR SCHEDULE. - YEAH WELL, 92 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,793 YOU KNOW, CYNDI'S A VERY BUSINESS-SAVVY WOMAN. 93 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,395 SHE KNOWS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE BEST. 94 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:58,630 - HER FATHER DID IT. - REALLY? 95 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,667 SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I JUST GOT LUCKY. 96 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,068 YEAH, SPEAKING OF GETTING LUCKY, 97 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,937 - HMM? - ( laughs ) WHAT ARE YOU, 12? 98 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:08,073 - WHEN'S THE HONEYMOON GONNA BE? - YOU-- YOU DO REALIZE 99 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:11,009 WE'VE HAD SEX BEFORE, RIGHT? I MEAN, WE'VE LIVED TOGETHER FOR LIKE A YEAR. 100 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:13,378 OH. YEAH, I JUST-- DUH. 101 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:16,548 I KNOW, I JUS-- WHERE-- WHERE'S IT GONNA BE? 102 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,050 NOWHERE YET. I'VE GOT A BIG MERGER ON MONDAY, 103 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:20,385 SO WE'RE GONNA DO A STAY-AT-HOME HONEYMOON KIND OF THING. 104 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:23,689 MMM, NICE. EXOTIC. OOH. 105 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,759 HEY, THAT'S THE EX-- WHY ARE WE GOING THIS WAY? 106 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:30,729 I'VE GOT TO PICK UP THE FLOWERS AT STEIN'S. 107 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:34,566 BUT-- SERIOUSLY, REBECCA IS YOUR FLORIST? 108 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:37,035 YEAH, WHY WOULDN'T SHE BE? SHE'S A GREAT FLORIST, AWESOME FRIEND. 109 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,104 YEAH, BUT, COME ON, VINCE. 110 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:41,540 I'VE ALWAYS SEEN THE WAY YOU'VE ALWAYS LOOKED AT HER. 111 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,809 - GROW UP. - DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 112 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,911 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. - Woman: DIDN'T. 113 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,612 - Vince: YES, IT DID. - Woman: IT DIDN'T. 114 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:49,448 - Vince: YES, IT DID. - NO, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED. 115 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,483 YOU'RE A LIAR. YOU LIED. 116 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:53,385 YOU SAID WE'LL ALL GO TO THE PARTY... 117 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:54,886 - NO. - ...IN A GROUP COSTUME, AND YOU NEVER SHOWED. 118 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,655 SO I LOOKED LIKE A FOOL, BECAUSE VOLTRON NEEDS 119 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,557 - ALL THE COMPONENTS TO MAKE SETS. - BUT THERE WOULD'VE ONLY 120 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,359 BEEN TWO OF US. THERE WOULD'VE BEEN AN ARM AND A TORSO. 121 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:03,829 - INSTEAD OF JUST-- YOU KNOW, JUST YOU. - INSTEAD OF JUST ME. 122 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,731 - ( laughing ) - YOU RUINED MY HALLOWEEN. IT STILL HAUNTS ME. 123 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,669 UH, SO YOU WANNA SEE THE BOUQUET? 124 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,804 THE WHAT? OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. 125 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:16,742 - THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. - YOU GOT SOMETHING GOING ON LATER TODAY? YEAH. 126 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:22,914 OH, WOW. THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. 127 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,384 THANK YOU. CYNDI'S GONNA LOVE IT. 128 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:27,719 NO PROBLEM. 129 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,122 - UH, SO LISTEN, I'VE GOTTA GET GOING, BUT... - YEAH. 130 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:32,157 ...AFTER THE RECEPTION, A BUNCH OF US WERE TALKING ABOUT 131 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,426 GOING BACK TO MY HOUSE, KEEP THE PARTY GOING. YOU SHOULD COME. 132 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,761 NO WAY. I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN. 133 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,596 - COME ON, WHY NOT? - WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 134 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,564 I'M GOING TO ATLANTIC CITY FOR THE WEEKEND. 135 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,900 - WHEN DID YOU BECOME A PARTY GIRL? - NOT QUITE. 136 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:45,470 THERE'S A BIG ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL FLOWER SHOW I ALWAYS GO TO, 137 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:47,139 AND I LOVE TO JOG ON THE BEACH AND THERE'S 138 00:06:47,141 --> 00:06:49,641 A REALLY CUTE RESTAURANT RIGHT BY LUCY THE ELEPHANT. 139 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,511 AND THE OUTLETS ARE GREAT AND THEY HAVE A CANDLE STORE. 140 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,413 - RIGHT. - YOU KNOW, EXCITING STUFF. 141 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:56,148 YEAH, PARTY GIRL INDEED. 142 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:59,050 - THAT'S ME. - OKAY. WELL, UMM... 143 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:03,422 YEAH YEAH, I'M GONNA GO HOME AND GET CHANGED IN A LITTLE BIT. 144 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:04,856 - GREAT. - I'M NOT GONNA BE WEARING THIS. 145 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:07,159 RIGHT. WELL, I'LL-- I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 146 00:07:07,161 --> 00:07:08,894 OKAY. 147 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,732 ( harp music playing ) 148 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:26,077 ( people whispering ) 149 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,992 ( whispering ) HEY, UH, WHO ARE THE JAPANESE GUYS? 150 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,961 ( whispering ) THEY'RE EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR. 151 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:46,565 VANDERPLATT FLEW THEM OUT A FEW DAYS BEFORE THE MERGER. 152 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,900 IN THE JAPANESE CULTURE, THERE ARE FEW HIGHER HONORS 153 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,535 THAN BEING INVITED TO THE WEDDING 154 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:51,703 OF AN ASSOCIATE'S DAUGHTER. 155 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,873 THOSE GENTLEMEN HOLD CONTROLLING INTEREST 156 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,608 IN THE YAKITORI ALGINATE CONCERN. 157 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,712 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 158 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,616 THEY'RE THE PACIFIC'S 159 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,552 LEADING PURCHASER AND RESELLER OF SEAWEED. 160 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,888 YOU KNOW, FEW PEOPLE REALIZE THAT SEAWEED IS ACTUALLY 161 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,257 - A MULTI-BILLION-- OKAY. - I REALLY DON'T CARE. 162 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,706 ( "Bridal Chorus" playing ) 163 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:46,625 SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS, MAN. 164 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,527 - CONGRATULATIONS. - THANKS. 165 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:04,643 CRAP. 166 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:10,615 HEY, I KNOW IT'S TYPICALLY A BEST-MAN THING, 167 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:13,718 BUT VANDERPLATT WAS KIND OF HOPING TO DO THE TOAST. 168 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:17,188 I MEAN, IF IT'S A BIG DEAL, LET ME KNOW. I CAN TALK TO HIM. 169 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,890 NO, IT'S-- IT'S FINE. 170 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,726 SERIOUSLY, I MEAN HE'S PAYING FOR THE WHOLE THING, RIGHT? 171 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,763 I DIDN'T PLAN ON ANYTHING, ANYWAY, SO NO SWEAT. 172 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,831 THANK YOU. I OWE YOU BIG TIME. 173 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:32,103 - DIDN'T PLAN ANYTHING OUT, HUH? - ( chuckles ) 174 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,740 - ( whispers ) NICE CALL ON THE BOW. - THANK YOU. 175 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:39,010 - DAD. - ( chuckles ) 176 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,713 CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU. 177 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,682 OKAY. 178 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,651 THAT WENT WELL. ( laughs ) 179 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:49,087 - HEY, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. - THANK YOU. 180 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,889 Vanderplatt: WHEN I FIRST MET VINCE, 181 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:54,693 I WAS TAKING A CASUAL VISIT TO THE 12th FLOOR 182 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:58,330 TO MAKE MY VERY SUBTLE, QUIET PRESENCE KNOWN 183 00:09:58,332 --> 00:10:00,932 - TO MY EMPLOYEES. - ( all laugh ) 184 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,901 THOSE ARE THE ACCOUNTANTS LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. 185 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,869 YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. ( laughs ) 186 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:09,274 BACK TO VINCE. THIS FRESH-FACED YOUNG MAN 187 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,344 JUMPS OUT OF A CUBICLE THAT I COULD ONLY DESCRIBE 188 00:10:12,346 --> 00:10:15,780 AS THE MOST ORGANIZED CUBICLE 189 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,617 YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. IT SHOULD BE IN A MUSEUM. 190 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:22,354 AND HE THRUST THIS CLAMMY HAND INTO MINE 191 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:25,123 AND HE SAYS, "MR. VANDERPLATT, 192 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,826 I FULLY INTEND TO BE THE MAN 193 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,961 TO SPEARHEAD THE MERGER 194 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,965 BETWEEN US AND THE YAKITORI ALGINATE CONCERN." 195 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,034 I LOOK AT HIM AND I SAY, 196 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,936 "YOUNG MAN, 197 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:41,640 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT." 198 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:45,110 THEN ABOUT A YEAR AGO THIS YOUNG MAN COMES OUT TO ME AND SAYS, 199 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:49,014 "MR. VANDERPLATT, SIR, I WOULD LIKE TO ASK 200 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,850 FOR YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE." 201 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,419 - Women: AWW. - Vanderplatt: SO WHAT COULD I SAY TO HIM? 202 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,388 I SIMPLY REPLY, 203 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,957 "YOU TOUCH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN, 204 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,692 I WILL SKIN YOUR ASS ALIVE 205 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,728 AND BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH YOU IN IT." 206 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:06,798 ( Vanderplatt laughs ) 207 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,773 WELL, I DIDN'T KEEP MY PROMISE, DID I? 208 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,708 - ( laughs ) AND HERE WE ARE... - ( all laugh ) 209 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,210 ...AND I'VE NEVER SEEN MY LITTLE DAUGHTER 210 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,146 SO HAPPY IN HER LIFE. 211 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,248 SO LET'S ALL RAISE A GLASS 212 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:27,118 AND TOAST TO OUR NEWLYWEDS. THANK YOU. 213 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,454 - ( rock music playing ) - ( glasses clink ) 214 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,793 ARE YOU READY? 215 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,695 ( men cheering ) 216 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:43,435 ♪ I WANNA ROCK YOUR LITTLE BODY TONIGHT, TONIGHT ♪ 217 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:47,739 ♪ I WANNA STOMP IT TILL YOU'RE FEELING IT RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ♪ 218 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:51,443 ♪ I WANNA ROCK YOUR LITTLE BODY TONIGHT, TONIGHT ♪ 219 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:54,079 ♪ TONIGHT 220 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,949 ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT 221 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,385 ♪ GIVE IT UP TONIGHT... 222 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,728 ( cheering ) 223 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,996 ( mouths ) ONE, 224 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,833 TWO, THREE! 225 00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,870 ( cheering stops ) 226 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,940 ♪ BABY, YEAH 227 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:26,010 ♪ THIS AIN'T THE TIME FOR HESITATION ♪ 228 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:29,414 ♪ I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR CONTEMPLATION ♪ 229 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:33,752 ♪ THIS IS THE HERE AND NOW ♪ 230 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:37,989 ♪ OH OH, I KNOW YOU WANT THIS, YOU NEED THIS ♪ 231 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,859 ♪ YOU TRY TO TAKE YOURSELF OUT OF THE WAY ♪ 232 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,127 ♪ THAT YOU'RE FEELING... 233 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,862 YOU KNOW WHAT? 234 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,497 ( cheering ) 235 00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:49,134 LET'S MAKE THIS A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING, HUH? 236 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,802 SHIT YEAH. 237 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,905 LET'S GET FUCKING DANGEROUS UP IN HERE! 238 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,046 DO YOU HAVE ANY DESIRE TO WATCH THIS AT ALL? 239 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,848 NO. NONE AT ALL. 240 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:13,525 ( laughs ) I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU SAVED ME FROM. 241 00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:15,860 I KNOW. HOW FITTING-- YOU CAUGHT YOUR OWN BOUQUET. 242 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,428 - OH, THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG. - OH. 243 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,131 THESE ROSES AREN'T CHEAP. I CAN PROBABLY USE THEM AGAIN. 244 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:24,569 SO I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER INVITING YOU PLUS ONE. 245 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:28,139 NAH. NO PLUS ANYONE FOR ME. 246 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,810 WELL, THERE ARE FEW BETTER PLACES TO FIND SOMEONE. 247 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,411 A LOT OF GREAT GUYS IN THERE. 248 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,413 Adam: FUCKING DOUCHE! 249 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,482 - ALL RIGHT, TAKE THIS, MOTHERFUCKER! - STOP! 250 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,422 I STAND CORRECTED. 251 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,524 NOW, VINCE, YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SELECTIVE. 252 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:50,028 THERE'S A PARTICULAR KIND OF GUY I'M HOLDING OUT FOR. 253 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,596 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 254 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,966 WELL, LAY IT OUT THERE. LET ME BE YOUR CHUCK WOOLERY. 255 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,467 OKAY. 256 00:13:56,469 --> 00:14:00,405 HE'S GOTTA BE FUNNY, SMART, 257 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,540 - CHARMING. - ( chuckles ) 258 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:06,211 SO FAR YOU'VE NARROWED IT DOWN TO NOT ADAM. 259 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,479 ALL RIGHT, FINE. ( clears throat ) 260 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:11,416 FUNNY, SMART, CHARMING, CHIVALROUS, 261 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,018 SUCCESSFUL, A GENTLEMAN WHO'S NEVER TOO BUSY 262 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,854 TO CATCH UP WITH AN OLD FRIEND. 263 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,389 THE KIND OF GUY WHO KEPT HIS DORM ROOM SLATHERED 264 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,191 IN CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS YEAR-ROUND 265 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,927 BECAUSE, LIKE MYSELF, HE ENJOYS THE COMFORTING SMELL 266 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,996 - OF PLASTIC PINE NEEDLES. - ( both laugh ) 267 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,465 AND THE REAL HARD-TO-FIND QUALITY 268 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:31,002 AND EMBARRASSINGLY SKETCHY PAST OF A SHAMEFUL ADDICTION 269 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:34,172 - TO JAPANESE ANIME. - ( both laughing ) 270 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:37,642 NOW THAT IS A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC, REBECCA-SAN. 271 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,944 USAGI-CHAN WA KAWAII DESU. 272 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,948 - YOU'RE SUCH A NERD. - YEAH. 273 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,384 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT-- I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 274 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,886 OH NO, YOU-- OH. 275 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,021 NOT THOSE. 276 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,924 YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO. 277 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,993 OPEN IT. 278 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,030 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A WHOLE BIRDCAGE-LOOKING THING IN THERE 279 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,265 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT THESE IN. - OPEN IT. 280 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,000 - ALL RIGHT. - ( both laugh ) 281 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,401 LOOK AT THAT. 282 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,937 MY GOKU COSTUME IS PHONED IN, 283 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:09,474 BUT YOUR SAILOR MOON IS ON POINT. 284 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,517 HOLY SHIT. 285 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,688 ( clears throat ) 286 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:27,692 "THE PARTIES OF REBECCA NICOLE LINDEN AND VINCENT KENNEDY REYNOLDS 287 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,961 BEING OF SOUND MIND AND BODY, 288 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,097 DO DECREE THAT IF EACH PARTY ARE NOT HAPPILY MARRIED 289 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,633 AT THE AGE OF 35, ARE TO WED, 290 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:40,305 ENSURING THAT NEITHER INDIVIDUAL DIE A SAD, LONELY DEATH." 291 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,441 I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS. 292 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,310 YOU KNOW, I CAN-- I CAN NOTARIZE THIS NOW, 293 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,711 - MAKE IT GOOD AND LEGAL. - NO. EVEN IF YOU DID, 294 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,513 IT'D STILL BE NULL AND VOID BY THIS POINT. 295 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:52,050 YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING THIS FOR ALL THESE YEARS, HAVEN'T YOU? 296 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,686 EH. SEEMED LIKE A GOOD BACKUP PLAN. 297 00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,321 - ( paper rustles ) - ( footsteps ) 298 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,690 BABE, YOU'RE MISSING THE CHICKEN DANCE. 299 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:01,292 - ( music playing ) - COME ON, YOU GUYS. ( mimics chicken ) 300 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,595 ALL RIGHT. WELL, DUTY CALLS. 301 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,365 - YEAH. - CAN I TROUBLE YOU FOR A CHICKEN DANCE? 302 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,033 NO NO NO NO, I SHOULD REALLY GET ON MY WAY 303 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,235 DOWN TO THE FLOWER SHOW. I LIKE TO BEAT THE CROWDS. 304 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:15,974 - OKAY. WELL, UM, WE SHOULD DO LUNCH SOMETIME. - YEAH YEAH YEAH, DEFINITELY. 305 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,742 FIND YOU ON FACEBOOK, RIGHT? 306 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:21,412 ( chuckles ) I STILL DO NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT. 307 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,614 I THINK I'VE GOT FRIENDSTER SET UP. 308 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,283 DO THE KIDS USE THAT NOWADAYS? 309 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,218 - NO. - RIGHT. 310 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,091 - CONGRATULATIONS. - THANKS. 311 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:48,072 ( guitar music playing ) 312 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,484 - VINCE? - AFTERNOON, MR. VANDERPLATT. 313 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,319 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 314 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,589 I WAS JUST TAKING A LOOK AT MY INITIAL PLAN FOR THE MERGER, 315 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:09,060 THE NUMBERS CHECK OUT. WE DON'T HAVE TO MOVE AHEAD AS PLANNED. 316 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,461 THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS. 317 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,032 - DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. - BUT, SIR, 318 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,501 WE ACTUALLY STAND TO MAKE MORE MONEY 319 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:21,305 RATHER THAN DISSOLVING THE COMPANY AND LIQUIDATING THE ASSETS. 320 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,308 JUST A FEW SHORT YEARS, A COUPLE OF KEY INVESTMENTS-- 321 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,677 I PERSONALLY LOOKED OVER THAT PROPOSAL 322 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,246 TWO YEARS AGO. 323 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:33,284 NO OFFENSE-- IT'S FUCKING IDIOTIC. 324 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,554 THINK ABOUT IT. WHY THE HELL WOULD I PUT MY OWN MONEY 325 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,656 FROM MY OWN COMPANY, 326 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,725 WHICH I BUILT MYSELF-- 327 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,227 WHICH DOES VERY WELL, BY THE WAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH-- 328 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,796 INTO A FAILING COMPANY 329 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,098 JUST TO KEEP IT ALIVE 330 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:51,436 WHEN I CAN MAKE A KILLING OVERNIGHT BY SHUTTING IT DOWN? 331 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,805 I UNDERSTAND THAT, SIR, AND I RESPECT YOUR DECISION. 332 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,474 BUT DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD AT LEAST 333 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,110 LET THE YAKITORIS KNOW OUR PLANS FOR THEIR COMPANY? 334 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,245 I'M SURE THEY'D BE VERY DISHONORED 335 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,082 IF WE PULLED THE RUG OUT FROM UNDER THEM. 336 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,418 THEY CALL IT HONOR. WE CALL IT ETHICS. 337 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,455 I CALL IT BULLSHIT. 338 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,558 THIS IS BUSINESS, 339 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,127 AND I AM NOT HURTING MY BOTTOM LINE 340 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,262 BECAUSE SOME JAPANESE DON'T WANT TO MERGE 341 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,799 'CAUSE THEY'VE HAD SOME SAND KICKED UP THEIR SIDEWAYS VAGINAS. 342 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:25,703 NOW I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN, ALL RIGHT? 343 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,805 GO HOME TO MY DAUGHTER. 344 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,408 FOR CHRIST SAKES, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN MARRIED FOR, WHAT, 20 HOURS. 345 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,244 ACTUALLY SHE ASKED ME TO STEP OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 346 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:37,515 - REALLY? - YEAH, SHE AND ALYSSA ARE TAKING CARE 347 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,218 OF SOME OF THE THANK-YOUS FOR THE WEDDING GIFTS AND WHATNOT. 348 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,853 SHE UNDERSTANDS HOW IMPORTANT MONDAY IS 349 00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:45,423 FOR YOU, ME, THE COMPANY, HER. 350 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,193 I ADMIRE YOUR WORK ETHIC. 351 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:52,296 IN FACT, YOU REMIND ME A LOT OF MYSELF WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE. 352 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,766 SHIT. DID YOU KNOW THAT I WAS ON THE FLOOR OF THE EXCHANGE 353 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,269 AN HOUR AFTER I MARRIED CYNDI'S MOM? 354 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:01,439 ( laughs ) YEAH, VINCE, 355 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,609 YOU AND I-- IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE JUST CUT FROM THE SAME CLOTH. 356 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,477 I APPRECIATE THAT, SIR. THAT MEANS LOT TO ME. 357 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,779 BUT YOU KNOW THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS? 358 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,151 I DIDN'T MARRY THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER. 359 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,653 THE VERY SAME BOSS 360 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:20,191 WHO WOULD BE VERY VERY VERY UPSET 361 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,860 IF HE THOUGHT HIS LITTLE PRINCESS 362 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,563 WAS UNHAPPY IN THE SLIGHTEST WAY. 363 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,235 YEAH, WELL... 364 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,505 OKAY. I THINK... 365 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,943 I THINK I'M ABOUT DONE HERE FOR TODAY, SO... 366 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,780 - YEAH. - SEE YOU ON MONDAY, VINCE. 367 00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:49,587 SWEETUMS, I'M HOME! 368 00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,191 - ( moaning ) - Rebecca: OH YEAH. 369 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,293 YEAH YEAH. 370 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,202 - ( women gasp ) - OH, HOLY SHIT. 371 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:07,205 - IT'S JUST YOU. - WHO IS IT? 372 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,974 - IT'S JUST VINCE. - WELL, KEEP GOING. 373 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,677 ( moaning ) OH YES. 374 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,345 WHAT THE FUCK? 375 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,981 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, VINCE. 376 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,517 I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. 377 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:22,220 I DON'T EVEN LIKE MEN, IN GENERAL. 378 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,489 - DICKS ARE GROSS TO ME. - OH YES. 379 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,325 THERE, I SAID IT. 380 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,760 - ( sighs ) - CAN WE NOT HAVE THIS CONVERSATION 381 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,462 WHILE YOU'RE INSIDE OF SOMEONE? 382 00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,505 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. 383 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,307 DEAL WITH IT. 384 00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,843 I NEEDED A HUSBAND TO KEEP THE TRUST FUND, 385 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,311 AND YOU? 386 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,547 YOU NEEDED TO MARRY THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER 387 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,882 TO GET AHEAD IN THE COMPANY. 388 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,318 ISN'T THAT ALL YOU WANTED, VINCE? 389 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,255 NO. 390 00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,391 THAT'S NEWS TO ME. ( laughs ) 391 00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,429 Adam: SO-- SO WHAT THEN? 392 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,298 THAT'S IT. 393 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,334 I CALLED YOU GUYS AND CAME HERE. 394 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:11,902 I KNOW. I MEAN, BUT AFTER YOU FOUND THEM, 395 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,805 - WHAT'D YOU DO? - NOTHING. I GOT OUT OF THERE. 396 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,475 WHAT, SERIOUSLY? YOU DIDN'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO GET IN ON THAT? 397 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:21,579 WHAT KIND OF HARDWARE ARE WE WORKING WITH? LIKE JELLY CHOCOLATE DREAM 398 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,048 - OR FUCKING HAMMER OF THOR? - ADAM! 399 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,051 I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT OF IT? NO WAY. 400 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:30,454 - MY WIFE'S A LESBO. - NO, SHE'S NOT A L-- 401 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,323 WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF ADULTERY. 402 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,725 IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 403 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,360 - I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK IT DOES. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 404 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,396 WOULD YOU GUYS STOP TRYING TO CHEER ME UP? 405 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,697 YOU'RE ALL PRETTY TERRIBLE AT IT. 406 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:45,002 - BEST-LAID PLANS, RIGHT? - WHAT? 407 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,804 "OF MICE AND MEN." 408 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,506 "THE BEST LAID PLANS OF MICE AND MEN." 409 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:51,842 WHAT? WHAT IS THAT? LIKE, A BEATLES SONG? 410 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:56,480 "THE BEST LAID PLANS OF MICE AND MEN OFTEN GO AWRY." YOU GUYS ARE... 411 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,450 ( inhales deeply ) THE WORST. 412 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:02,320 I HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT-- GRAD SCHOOL, 413 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,488 WORK MY WAY UP THE COMPANY, 414 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,857 TOP FLOOR, CORNER OFFICE. 415 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,526 THEN THE BOSS'S FUCKING DAUGHTER 416 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,594 THROWS HER TITS IN MY HANDS AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY. 417 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,097 SHE'S COOL WITH THE SHAM MARRIAGE. 418 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:16,367 SHE'S FUCKING HOT. YOU'RE THE BOSS'S SON-IN-LAW. 419 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,736 WHAT-- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU LOVE HER OR ANYTHING. 420 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,571 YES, I DO. I MARRIED HER, DIDN'T I? 421 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,773 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET IT ANNULLED? - NO, I CAN'T. 422 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,842 I CAN'T GET ANNULLED OR DIVORCED OR WHATEVER. 423 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,646 I JUST CAN'T. IF VANDERPLATT FINDS OUT THAT HIS LITTLE PRINCESS 424 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:32,750 ISN'T JUST COMPLETELY PERFECT, HE'LL HAVE ME FIRED AT THE VERY LEAST. 425 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:35,119 - I MEAN, FOR ALL I KNOW, THAT GUY'LL HAVE ME KILLED. - YOU-- YOU BLACKMAIL HER. 426 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,721 - YOU TELL VANDERPLATT ABOUT THE-- - Vince: ARE YOU KIDDING? 427 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,723 DID YOU NOT JUST LISTEN TO A SINGLE WORD I JUST SAID? 428 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,092 - YEAH, TOP-NOTCH COMMISERATING, ADAM. - OH, FUCK YOU, JUNIOR. 429 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:43,394 - STUPID. - GUYS! 430 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,596 I HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT. 431 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,865 - SO-- - YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT? 432 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,668 I'M SICK OF YOU, VINCE, TALKING ABOUT YOUR PLANS. 433 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,403 THAT'S WHAT GOT YOU IN TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 434 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:55,106 PLANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO CHOOSE TO LIMIT THEIR OPTIONS. 435 00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:59,543 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING SPONTANEOUS. 436 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,545 SOMETHING JUST OUT OF THE NORM. NO PLANS. 437 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,547 - YES, HOOKERS. - WE GOTTA GO SOMEWHERE. 438 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,383 PICK A PLACE, ANYPLACE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 439 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,718 IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS, IT'S REALLY REALLY CRUCIAL 440 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,388 THAT YOU GET LAID. I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE, ALL RIGHT? 441 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:12,156 YOU JUST GOTTA DO IT, SO PICK A PLACE. 442 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:15,126 I CAN'T. I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE, LET ALONE SOMEWHERE. 443 00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:17,461 I MEAN I HAVE THE BIGGEST MEETING OF MY LIFE ON MONDAY. 444 00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:19,997 NO, WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERE IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, OKAY? 445 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,832 OR YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU REALLY WANT TO, 446 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:24,101 MAYBE YOU COULD JUST GO HOME, LAY ON YOUR COUCH, 447 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,970 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE LAYING IN YOUR BED. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? 448 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,505 'CAUSE YOUR WIFE'S GONNA BE THERE. 449 00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,440 SHE'S GONNA BE THERE WITH HER MAID OF HONOR-- 450 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,142 LICKING A LOT OF PUSS, TAKING THE TUGBOAT TO TUNA TOWN 451 00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:32,676 FISHING FOR TROUT. 452 00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:34,678 SHE'S GONNA BE SCISSORING THE MAID OF HONOR. 453 00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,582 WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 454 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:43,421 ♪ ALWAYS ON THE WRONG SIDE 455 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:50,027 ♪ ALWAYS ON THE WRONG SIDE 456 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,697 ♪ OF THE WORLD... 457 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,435 ( whispers ) ATLANTIC CITY. 458 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,437 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 459 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,971 - KEYS. - ( keys jingle ) 460 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,441 COME ON. GOOD JOB. 461 00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:09,547 ( rock music playing ) 462 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:27,665 ♪ YOUR MIND, MY HEART'S DESIRE ♪ 463 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,500 ♪ ARE INTERTWINED, MY LOVER'S EYES... ♪ 464 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:33,504 NO. REALLY? WHAT'D YOU SAY? 465 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:34,705 YOU TOLD HIM-- 466 00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:37,875 SHE TOLD HIM SHE'S NOT HIS PROPERTY ANYWAY. 467 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,644 ( laughs ) THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA TELL HIM. 468 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,680 I KNOW. I UNDERSTAND. IT'S NOT. OKAY. 469 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,782 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. BYE-BYE. 470 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:47,618 UH, SO IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S ALL BOOKED UP-- 471 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,787 EVERY HOTEL, EVERY MOTEL. 472 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:52,223 NOTHING'S VACANT. EVIDENTLY THERE'S A FLOWER SHOW IN TOWN 473 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:54,925 ALL WEEKEND AND EVERYTHING'S BOOKED. 474 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:58,629 FUCKING FLOWERS. HANG ON. I GOT THIS. 475 00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:02,933 DAN. YO, WHAT'S UP? IT'S ADAM. 476 00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:04,702 ( laughs ) FUCK YOU. 477 00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:08,172 WHAT? NO. 478 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,541 NO NO, YOU LEFT WITH THAT GIRL, NOT ME. 479 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:12,109 - FUCK THAT. - WHAT'S THAT? 480 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:14,111 - Adam: OH YEAH YEAH, SHE WAS-- - OH, NOTHING. 481 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:16,680 JUST PUTTING TOGETHER SOME STUFF. 482 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,282 OH YEAH, I STILL DID, BUT I ACTUALLY-- 483 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:21,585 - FOR WORK? - UH, YEAH. FOR WORK. 484 00:25:21,587 --> 00:25:23,521 WHAT WAS THAT? YOU GUYS ARE-- 485 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,256 WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BACK BY MONDAY MORNING, RIGHT? 486 00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:27,291 - YOU HAVE MY WORD. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND, MAN? 487 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,827 - JUST RELAX. AND WHY ATLANTIC CITY? - ARE YOU AT YOUR PLACE? 488 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:32,296 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO GO SOMEPLACE WHERE IT'S KINDA QUIET... 489 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,632 - YEAH YEAH. - ...KINDA CLEAR YOUR HEAD OR SOMETHING. 490 00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:38,035 UM, SOMETHING SPONTANEOUS, RIGHT? 491 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,004 ALL RIGHT, COOL. 492 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:41,839 DONE DEAL, BITCHES. 493 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:44,308 MY BOY DAN IS NOT GONNA BE AT HIS TIMESHARE ALL WEEKEND 494 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,610 AND IS TOTALLY COOL WITH US CRASHING THERE. 495 00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:49,980 YES. IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG, BITCHES! 496 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:52,716 ( rock music playing ) 497 00:25:57,756 --> 00:26:00,257 HEY, HERE IT IS. ATLANTIC CITY, BABY. 498 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:03,861 ( groans ) ABOUT FUCKING TIME! 499 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,763 - PULL IN THERE. I GOTTA STOCK UP. - RIGHT. 500 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,736 ( engine stops ) 501 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,607 HURRY UP. 502 00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:22,313 HEY, YOU-- YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS? 503 00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:24,348 YEAH. 504 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:27,017 I MEAN, 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, WE CAN GO BACK HOME. IT'S COOL. 505 00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:29,253 NO NO, I'M-- I'M READY FOR THIS. 506 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,355 LET'S-- LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. 507 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:34,091 - ARE YOU SURE? - ABSOLUTELY. 508 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,193 'CAUSE IF NOT, I WOULD'VE CALLED YOU A PUSSY 509 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,362 AND I WOULD'VE DROVE INTO TOWN ANYWAY. 510 00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:40,998 - THANKS, YOU'RE A-- YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND. - THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. 511 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,667 - ( people chattering ) - ( register beeping ) 512 00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:51,642 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? - STOCKING UP. 513 00:26:52,877 --> 00:26:55,279 ( clatters ) 514 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,281 ATLANTIC CITY IS NOT A FRISBEE-THROWING, 515 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,116 SUNSCREEN-WEARING DOUCHING PARTY. 516 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,218 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU BITCHES DO IT UP IN BROWN, 517 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,020 BUT YOU'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES OF PARTYING DOWN HERE. 518 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:06,056 - YOU SHOULD START ACTING LIKE IT. - ( coughs ) 519 00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:10,661 THERE. 520 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,696 - "THE SOCIETY PAGE"? - YES. 521 00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:15,232 - REALLY? - STUDY IT, KNOW IT, ONLY MAP YOU NEED. 522 00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:19,370 ADAM, THIS IS NOTHING BUT PHOTOS OF DRUNK GIRLS IN RANDOM BARS 523 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:21,739 POSING WITH THE PREVIOUS WEEK'S "SOCIETY PAGE," 524 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:23,974 WHOSE COVER IS A DRUNK GIRL 525 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,810 POSING WITH THE PREVIOUS WEEK'S "SOCIETY PAGE." 526 00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:29,013 IT'S LIKE AN ESCHER PAINTING. 527 00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:30,381 ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT. 528 00:27:31,716 --> 00:27:34,351 UH... 529 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:35,953 BOOM. 530 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:38,956 TWO BOXES. COME ON, WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? 531 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,191 DON'T GET A TWIST. I'M NOT A MANWHORE. 532 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:42,960 I JUST PREFER TO DOUBLE-BAG IT IN THESE SHORT TOWNS. 533 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,029 - ( mutters ) STOP. - THESE BITCHES BE SKANKS... 534 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:46,430 ( whispers ) AND THEY ALSO LIKE THE ADDED GIRTH. 535 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,666 WELL, ME TOO. 536 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,868 - ( cellphone ringing ) - OH CRAP. 537 00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:53,237 IT'S VANDERPLATT. WHAT DO I DO? 538 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:54,705 DON'T ANSWER IT. DON'T-- DON'T-- 539 00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:57,041 - HELLO, MR. VANDERPLATT. - OR DO. 540 00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:59,743 VINCE, I'M NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING, AM I? 541 00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:02,913 - NO, I JUST STEPPED OUT TO GET SOME... - DIVORCE PAPERS. 542 00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:05,149 - ...MILK. - HOW'S MY LITTLE GIRL? 543 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:07,985 - CYNDI? OH YEAH, NO, SHE'S... - A LESBIAN. 544 00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:11,722 - ...UH, GREAT. - LISTEN. 545 00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:13,057 I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM HERE. 546 00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:14,458 I'M WITH THE YAKITORIS 547 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:17,895 AND THEY WANTED THE REAL PHILADELPHIA EXPERIENCE, 548 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:19,697 SO OF COURSE I BRING THEM OUT TO TONY LUKE'S. 549 00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:22,800 - YEAH. - HOWEVER, I CAN'T SEEM TO COMMUNICATE TO THEM 550 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:25,002 WHAT A CHEESESTEAK IS. 551 00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:28,172 THAT IS A TOUGH ONE. 552 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,474 YOU KNOW, THESE BASTARDS WILL EAT PICKLED POISON, 553 00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:32,810 - but I can't get them to eat a fricking cheesesteak. - STAY RIGHT THERE. 554 00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:35,913 - WHAT? - HOW DO I-- WHAT'S THE TRANSLATION FOR CHEESESTEAK? 555 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,915 UH YEAH, WELL, THAT'S A TOUGH ONE. 556 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:40,451 I GUESS THE CLOSEST TRANSLATION WOULD BE... 557 00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:43,821 ( speaks Japanese ) 558 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:47,758 ...WHICH LOOSELY TRANSLATES TO "AMERICAN COW GREASE." 559 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,194 YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING WITH ME, REYNOLDS. 560 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:52,196 NO NO, I'M NOT, SIR. TRUST ME. 561 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:54,898 - ( speaks Japanese ) - WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, LET ME GET A PEN. 562 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,767 I GOT SOME-- I'M GONNA WRITE THIS DOWN. 563 00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:58,902 I CAN'T REMEMBER THIS SHIT. 564 00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,438 ( registers beeps ) 565 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:06,110 YO, LOOK AT THAT ASS, MAN. 566 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:08,412 GOD DAMN! 567 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:11,148 THAT WHITE BITCH GOT DUMPS LIKE A TRUCKER HO. 568 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:13,817 - OOH! - EXCUSE ME? 569 00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:16,220 WHAT? 570 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,322 NO NO NO NO, EXCUSE YOU! 571 00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:20,357 I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. 572 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:23,527 - I WAS TALKING TO MY BOY. - YOU TRYING TO GET FUCKED UP. 573 00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:25,796 I THINK HE'S TRYING TO GET FUCKED UP IN HERE, MAN. 574 00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:28,098 WHAT'S UP, MAN? YOU TRYING TO GET FUCKED UP, MOTHERFUCKER? 575 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,300 YEAH-HA! YOU TRYING TO GET FUCKED UP? 576 00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:34,772 THE FUCK YOU SAY? 577 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:36,940 I THINK THEY'RE IN A GANG. 578 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:38,976 DON'T BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. THEY'RE NOT IN A GANG. 579 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:41,512 THEY'RE COLOR-COORDINATED. THIS SHIT IS FRESH. 580 00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:43,781 THEY'RE PROBABLY A BAND. I MEAN, BOYZ II MEN. 581 00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:46,116 - YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT? - THEY'RE NOT BOYZ II MEN. 582 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,518 ARE YOU TRYING TO START SOME SHIT? 583 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,820 YEAH, I THINK HE'S TRYING TO START SOME SHIT UP IN HERE. 584 00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:51,488 NO NO NO NO, YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PAY 585 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:54,024 THIS ASSHOLE'S FINELY-BUILT GIRLFRIEND A COMPLIMENT 586 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,959 AND HE CLEARLY DOESN'T VALUE YOUR OPINION. 587 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:59,797 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING. 588 00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:02,266 AND WHO CAN BLAME YOU? LOOK AT THAT THING 589 00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:05,135 JUST STICKING OUT LIKE A LUSCIOUS APARTMENT AIR CONDITIONER. 590 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,970 YOU JUST WANNA-- POW! YOU KNOW? 591 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,807 Man: YEAH, APARTMENT AIR CONDITIONER. 592 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,809 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. 593 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:12,910 RIGHT? 594 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:15,946 MMM. YEAH, I KINDA LIKE THIS GUY. 595 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:18,248 - Man #2: THIS GUY'S NOT THAT BAD. - YEAH, HE'S ALL RIGHT. 596 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,083 - HE'S ALL RIGHT. - ( chuckles ) YEAH? 597 00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:23,954 - YEAH, HE COOL. - I LIKE YOU GUYS TOO. 598 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:29,126 ( coughs, grunts ) 599 00:30:30,461 --> 00:30:32,229 ( groaning ) 600 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:49,012 - GUYS! - Adam: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 601 00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:53,617 ADMITTEDLY, I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. 602 00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:56,353 - WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? - THEY GOT JUMPED. 603 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,589 - YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING? - I FIGURED THEY HAD IT COMING. 604 00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:00,858 OBVIOUSLY, PEOPLE DON'T JUST GET JUMPED FOR NO REASON. 605 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:02,893 ADAM YES, BUT LEO? COME ON. 606 00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:04,962 ADAM'S A BAD INFLUENCE. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK? 607 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:06,897 - LEO, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? - THEY JUST-- 608 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:09,566 THEY JUST JUMPED US FOR NO REASON. 609 00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,235 NO, IT'S TRUE. 610 00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:13,403 EVERYTHING WAS GREAT. THEY WAS MY DAWGS 611 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,205 AND THEN THEY JUST THREW US THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW. 612 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,140 ( crying ) BUT THE JOKE'S ON THEM, THOUGH, 613 00:31:17,142 --> 00:31:19,409 'CAUSE THEY JUST DROPPED THEIR HANDKERCHIEFS. 614 00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:23,313 - ( sniffling ) - Adam: MY GOD. FUCKING SIMPLETON. 615 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,148 THESE AREN'T HANDKERCHIEFS. THE-- 616 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:29,253 THESE ARE COLORS. 617 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:34,558 YOU DIDN'T GET JUMPED INTO A GANG, YOU FUCKING MORON. 618 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,893 GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. 619 00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:37,327 NO NO NO NO, NOT A FULL MEMBER. 620 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:38,929 I DIDN'T PUT ANY WORK IN. 621 00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:41,965 BUT PROBATIONARY, HONORARY AT THE VERY LEAST. 622 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,669 YOU'RE AN IDIOT. NO, LIKE-- YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 623 00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:49,940 WHATEVER, SON. I'M COLORING UP. FLYING AND PROUD. 624 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,643 YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED. 625 00:31:52,645 --> 00:31:56,013 - AH. - HE'S GONNA GET US-- 626 00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:58,081 SOLDIER TILL I DIE, KID. 627 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:01,285 Brady: THAT'S NOT EVEN GANG LINGO. 628 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,954 ♪ YO, I CRACK THE WHIP, YOU PLAY THE GAME ♪ 629 00:32:03,956 --> 00:32:06,323 ♪ EVERY ENCOUNTER THAT'S OBSTRUCTIONARY COMES IN MY NAME ♪ 630 00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:08,992 ♪ SO THAT YOU CAME TO BECOME OBSESSED WITH MY LOCATION ♪ 631 00:32:08,994 --> 00:32:11,295 ♪ CLUES TO MY IDENTITY DENIED TO THE IMPATIENT ♪ 632 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:12,596 ♪ STEP UP, I SENSE... 633 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:17,668 - Adam: IT'S UP HERE SOMEWHERE. - YOU SAID THAT ON THE LAST SEVEN STREETS. 634 00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:19,603 DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE THE FUCK IT IS? 635 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,072 - Adam: CHRIST, SLAM ON THE BRAKES. - ( tires screech ) 636 00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:24,007 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 637 00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:26,510 - WAIT! YEAH, THAT IS IT. - ( tires screech ) 638 00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:33,483 SHIT. 639 00:32:36,487 --> 00:32:39,022 DAN SAID THERE'S A KEY UNDER THE MAT. 640 00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:45,128 WAIT HERE. 641 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:55,172 ( crashes ) 642 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,341 - ( glass shatters ) - SOUNDS LIKE HE FOUND A KEY. 643 00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:05,282 - GENTLEMEN. - ALL RIGHT. THANKS, MOSES. 644 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,618 NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL. 645 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,390 BUST-ASS BITCHES. 646 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,427 WHOSE PLACE IS THIS AGAIN? 647 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:20,497 IT'S MY BOY DAN. I WORKED WITH HIM AT BEST BUY. 648 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,065 BOUGHT THIS PLACE ON A BEST BUY SALARY, HUH? 649 00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:24,668 NO NO, FOUND A FINGER IN HIS OMELET AT DENNY'S 650 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:27,704 - AND SUED FOR A SHIT-TON OF MONEY. - Vince: AMERICAN DREAM. 651 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:30,007 HEY, WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? 652 00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,608 I NEED TO GET CLEANED UP. 653 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:36,179 IT'S A BATHROOM, NOT A WOMAN TO LOVE AND RESPECT YOU. 654 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,248 I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT. 655 00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:42,519 REALLY? 656 00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:45,389 OH. 657 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:17,254 WHY DOES YOUR FRIEND HAVE A CABINET FULL OF BONERALL? 658 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:20,657 YEAH, NOT TO MENTION THIS PLACE REEKS OF ICY HOT AND OLD PENNIES. 659 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:23,126 AND THE ONLY BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL THEY HAVE HERE IS 660 00:34:23,128 --> 00:34:25,228 THE LOVELY CREME DE MENTHE. 661 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:28,799 DUDE FOUND A THUMB IN HIS RASCAL FLATTS BREAKFAST. 662 00:34:28,801 --> 00:34:31,168 ALL RIGHT? THAT KIND OF THING FUCKS YOU UP FOR LIFE. 663 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,103 STOP GOING THROUGH HIS SHIT, ALL RIGHT? 664 00:34:33,105 --> 00:34:36,106 WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA BE HERE ANYWAY. JUST FUCKING POUR THE SHOTS, 665 00:34:36,108 --> 00:34:38,208 LET'S HIT THE TOWN LIKE A HOUSE AFIRE AND GET THIS SAD BASTARD LAID. 666 00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:40,343 HEY, ENOUGH SAID. I HEARD YOU THERE. 667 00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:44,314 CHEERS. BOTTOMS UP. 668 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,149 IT SMELLS LIKE COLESLAW. 669 00:34:47,185 --> 00:34:49,186 - SKY HOOK! - ( glass shatters ) 670 00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:55,258 YOU'RE STARTING TO KINDA LIKE IT, RIGHT? 671 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:58,328 ♪ This is, this is 672 00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:01,431 ♪ This is an American anthem ♪ 673 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:04,101 ♪ This is, this is 674 00:35:04,103 --> 00:35:07,104 ♪ This is an American anthem ♪ 675 00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:09,773 ♪ This is, this is 676 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:12,109 ♪ This is an American anthem... ♪ 677 00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:13,610 GOOD EVENING, LADIES. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 678 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,312 I'M THE MANAGER OF THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT. 679 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,646 I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR I.D.s AGAIN. 680 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:20,350 BUT WE WANNA MAKE SURE THERE IS NO UNDERAGE DRINKING 681 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,152 SO I WOULD-- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 682 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:24,554 THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE. THANK YOU. AND THANK YOU. 683 00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:31,828 HEY, THANKS AGAIN, LEO, FOR COMING DOWN HERE. 684 00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:34,364 - IT MEANS A LOT TO ME. - NO NO, OF COURSE. 685 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,199 VINCE, I'M HERE FOR YOU, OKAY? 686 00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:41,371 SO DID YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT? 687 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:44,908 I MEAN, HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME? 688 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:46,877 HEY, LOOK, YOU CAN'T-- DON'T-- 689 00:35:46,879 --> 00:35:49,212 DON'T GO BLAMING YOURSELF FOR THIS. 690 00:35:49,214 --> 00:35:52,549 I JUST-- I WISH CYNDI COULD'VE LET ME KNOW 691 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:54,684 ABOUT HER LITTLE SECRET BEFORE THE MERGER. 692 00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:56,786 I CAN'T FUCKING THINK STRAIGHT. 693 00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:58,188 WAIT A MINUTE. MERGER? 694 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,690 ARE YOU STILL GOING THROUGH WITH THIS? 695 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:03,293 ORGAN DONOR? HMM. 696 00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:05,662 OKAY, THERE YOU GO. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. 697 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,564 THANK YOU, LADIES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. APPRECIATE IT. 698 00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:11,535 OKAY. 699 00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:13,737 MEREDITH JAMISON. 700 00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:17,207 STATUS SAYS "IT'S COMPLICATED." ( chuckles ) 701 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,442 IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED WHEN YOU'RE GAGGING ON IT. 702 00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:20,710 OH YEAH. 703 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,813 SPEAKING OF GAGGING. HEY. 704 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:26,316 I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, OKAY? 705 00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:29,219 I CAN'T START AT A NEW COMPANY FROM SCRATCH. 706 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:31,221 I JUST CAN'T. I-- 707 00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:32,489 TO GET WHERE I AM TODAY? 708 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:34,891 I'D BE OLD ENOUGH TO RETIRE. 709 00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:38,628 THAT WOMAN-- 710 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,463 SHE CAN RUIN MY PERSONAL LIFE, 711 00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:43,500 BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET HER TAKE MY CAREER AWAY FROM ME TOO. 712 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:47,404 I'LL JUST GO THROUGH WITH THE MERGER 713 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:50,373 AND TAKE CARE OF MY FAKE MARRIAGE AFTER THAT. 714 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:55,378 I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY SAY NOT TO DIP YOUR PEN IN COMPANY INK, HUH? 715 00:36:56,681 --> 00:37:00,250 ( rock music playing ) 716 00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:02,919 YOU LIKE MY GLASSES? 717 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:04,421 ( Russian accent ) DO I LOOK LIKE A DALLAS COWBOY? 718 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,323 YOU LIKE THE DALLAS COWBOYS? 719 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:08,325 DO I LOOK LIKE ONE? LIKE A ROY ROGERS? 720 00:37:12,263 --> 00:37:14,397 WATCH IT, DICKHOLE. 721 00:37:18,302 --> 00:37:21,404 DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED TO WATCH MY DICK GROW? 722 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,274 OH! HOW CONTROVERSIAL. 723 00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:25,742 MY NAME IS IGOR. HE'S MY BOOTS. 724 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,577 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BANDANA MAN? 725 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:30,347 WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? 726 00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:33,950 OH. OH, I THINK ME CALLING HIM "BANDANA MAN" 727 00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:36,586 WAS TOO CONTROVERSIAL FOR HIM. 728 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:40,357 YOU WANT TO GET CONTROVERSIAL, I WILL GET REAL CONTROVERSIAL. 729 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:43,326 YOU DON'T WANT CONTROVERSY. DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU KNOW CONTROVERSY. 730 00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:45,262 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW CONTROVERSY IF IT PULLED UP TO A MIDDLE SCHOOL, 731 00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:48,265 SHOWED YOU ITS PENIS AND MAKE YOU TAKE A BLOOD JOB. 732 00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:51,635 YOU MEAN A BLOW JOB, YOU STUPID LIMEY. 733 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:53,570 DO I? 734 00:37:53,572 --> 00:37:56,840 - ( laughs ) - ( mouths ) 735 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,942 OH, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A BLOOD JOB IS. 736 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:01,311 - HOW CUTE. HOW CUTE. - ( laughing ) 737 00:38:07,318 --> 00:38:09,419 WHAT IF I WAS MORE IN LOVE 738 00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:12,055 WITH THE IDEA OF BEING IN LOVE 739 00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:14,324 WITH THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER, 740 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:17,360 RATHER THAN ACTUALLY BEING IN LOVE? 741 00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:19,362 ALL RIGHT, VINCE. LET'S DO THIS, OKAY? 742 00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:22,332 OH, COME ON, BRADY, PLEASE. LET ME JUST DRINK MYSELF INTO OBLIVION. 743 00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:24,901 I DON'T THINK I CAN BE REJECTED BY ANOTHER WOMAN TONIGHT. 744 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:28,371 NO NO NO, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, BECAUSE I'VE DONE SOME TOP-NOTCH RECON. 745 00:38:28,373 --> 00:38:29,939 ACCORDING TO THEIR FACEBOOK PROFILES, 746 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:32,776 I'VE NARROWED IT DOWN TO THREE LUCKY LADIES, OKAY? 747 00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:34,711 MEREDITH-- SHE IS FIRST UP. 748 00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:37,681 HER RELATIONSHIP STATUS SAYS "IT'S COMPLICATED," 749 00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:39,916 WHICH MEANS THAT YOU CAN DEFINITELY HAVE SEX WITH HER. 750 00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:41,818 YOU JUST GOTTA GET HER DRUNK, GET A LITTLE YOUR KNEE. 751 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,788 ( whistles ) OKAY. ALSO, WE HAVE JANE, 752 00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:46,356 WHO'S IN THE CORNER OVER THERE. 753 00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:48,058 SHE ACTUALLY JUST BROKE UP WITH A GUY NAMED ERIC. 754 00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:51,027 AND NOW ERIC WAS A REAL NICE GUY. TOO NICE. 755 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:56,666 YOU GOTTA CALL HER AN IDIOT, A SCHMUCK, MAYBE TELL HER THAT HER THIGHS ARE REALLY FAT. 756 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,336 ALSO WE HAVE CHELSEA. SHE WAS ACTUALLY DATING AN ASSHOLE, 757 00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:01,371 SO YOU GOTTA BE ON THE FLIPSIDE OF THAT ONE. 758 00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:03,440 BE REALLY NICE WITH HER, BUT BE VERY CAREFUL, 759 00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:06,409 BECAUSE SHE'S ON HER PERIOD, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA BE TROLLING FOR COLON. 760 00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:09,079 OKAY, GET IN THERE. I GOT THREE OTHER LADIES THAT ARE FUCKING WHACK JOBS 761 00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:11,381 - AND THEY LOVE TO GET BL-- - BRADY. BRADY, LISTEN, 762 00:39:11,383 --> 00:39:14,451 I'M NOT INTERESTED, OKAY? I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANYONE IN HERE. 763 00:39:14,453 --> 00:39:16,453 NONE OF THESE GIRLS ARE EVEN MY TYPE. 764 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,555 I'M-- I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO A GIRL TONIGHT, 765 00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:20,857 LET ALONE A GIRL WHO'S GONNA-- 766 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,926 ( chattering fades ) 767 00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:35,805 OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OKAY? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 768 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:37,640 WHY DO YOU GOTTA START SHIT, BIATCH? 769 00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:39,509 Man: FIGHT! THERE'S GONNA BE A FIGHT! 770 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:41,444 - BOOTS, TAKE MY PELT. - ( people shouting ) 771 00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:47,484 - ( men chanting ) FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! - REBECCA! 772 00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:52,021 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! 773 00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:53,923 DUDE, SERIOUSLY. COME ON, RELAX. 774 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,892 WE CAN ALL TALK ABOUT THIS. LET'S BE RATIONAL, ALL RIGHT? 775 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:59,429 LADIES, IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS ONE'S PANTS BULGE UNIMPRESSIVE? 776 00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:02,732 YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! I'LL KILL YOU! 777 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,467 HEY HEY. WHOA WHOA WHOA! 778 00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:07,437 - YO, GUYS! - THE BIG ONE IS ALL MINE! 779 00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:10,140 - DIVIDE AND CONQUER! BRING HIM DOWN! - COME ON! 780 00:40:10,142 --> 00:40:11,641 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - COME ON. 781 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,042 ( woman coughs ) 782 00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:15,011 LOOK, YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE CHILDREN. 783 00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:17,680 VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER, OKAY? VIOLENCE IS NOT FUNNY. 784 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,850 - OH GOD! - DOUCHE. 785 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,591 ( Adam breathing heavily ) 786 00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:32,429 I SAY WE GET SOME TEC-9s, 787 00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:35,498 ROLL OUT LOOKING TO POP HOLLOWS IN THAT KRAUT BASTARD. 788 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,034 LOOK, GUYS, I DON'T THINK HE'S A GERMAN. 789 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,903 HE'S ACTUALLY RUSSIAN, DUDE. 790 00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:43,106 I DON'T CARE IF HE'S THE PRESIDENT OF FUCKING ENGLAND. HE'S A DEAD MAN. 791 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,108 - ( cellphone ringing ) - GUYS, UH, SHUT UP. 792 00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,646 - HELLO? HELLO? - ( shouting ) VINCE! VINCE! 793 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:52,081 - ( pop music playing ) - THIS BIG AMERICAN COW GREASE-- 794 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:55,718 IT'S A HUGE HIT WITH THE JAPANESE. HUGE! 795 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,787 YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN, VINCE! 796 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,156 ♪ I LIKE GIRL THAT WEAR ABERCROMBIE & FITCH ♪ 797 00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:02,459 ♪ I'D TAKE HER IF I HAD ONE WISH... ♪ 798 00:41:02,461 --> 00:41:04,761 GREAT. I TAKE IT THE YAKITORIS ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME? 799 00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:08,231 OH GOD, YEAH! THEY'RE A GREAT BUNCH OF GUYS! 800 00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:11,134 EXCELLENT. SO HAVE YOU GIVEN ANYMORE THOUGHT 801 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,736 - TO WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS MORNING? - YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, VINCE, 802 00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:16,005 - I REALLY HAVE. - AND? 803 00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:18,475 I'M STILL GONNA BANKRUPT THE BASTARDS, 804 00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:20,810 BUT IT'S NOT GONNA BE AS MUCH FUN, I DON'T THINK. 805 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,112 ♪ THINK IT'S FLY WHEN GIRLS STOP BY ♪ 806 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,114 ♪ FOR THE SUMMER, FOR THE SUMMER... ♪ 807 00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:27,884 UH, SIR, I'M SORRY. CAN YOU HANG ON ONE SECOND? 808 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:30,220 I HAVE ANOTHER CALL. ACTUALLY, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED FROM ME? 809 00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:33,790 HOW DO YOU SAY "HOOKER"? 810 00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:36,559 - I'M SORRY? - AH, FORGET IT. WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 811 00:41:36,561 --> 00:41:39,028 ♪ NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK HAD A BUNCH OF HITS ♪ 812 00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:40,930 ♪ CHINESE FOOD MAKES ME SICK... ♪ 813 00:41:40,932 --> 00:41:43,533 - ( laughs ) - OKAY. 814 00:41:44,869 --> 00:41:47,737 - HELLO. - HI, IT'S ME. 815 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:50,573 - HI. YOUR DAD SAYS HI. - WHERE ARE YOU? 816 00:41:50,575 --> 00:41:53,743 - LIKE YOU EVEN CARE. - OF COURSE I CARE. 817 00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:55,678 DON'T BE SILLY. 818 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,581 YOU'RE MY HUSBAND AND I LOVE YOU. 819 00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:01,284 YOU-- YOU MEAN THAT? 820 00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:03,653 NO. ( sighs ) 821 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:05,655 I'M JUST REALLY GOOD AT LYING. 822 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:07,924 YOU ARE A MONSTER. 823 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:12,262 - PUT A CAP IN HER TOO. - NO. NO CAPS, OKAY? 824 00:42:12,264 --> 00:42:15,598 NO TEC-9s. NO ROUGH RIDING AND GANG BANGING. 825 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,635 ALL RIGHT? WE'RE DOWN HERE FOR ONE MORE DAY. 826 00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:20,270 JUST FORGET ABOUT HER. FORGET ABOUT THE RUSSIAN. 827 00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:23,706 I'M GOING TO BED EARLY. I SUGGEST YOU ALL DO THE SAME. 828 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,275 HEY, MAN. 829 00:42:27,077 --> 00:42:29,712 I DON'T DO BRIGHT OR EARLY. 830 00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:32,615 WELL, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 831 00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,753 ( people chattering ) 832 00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:39,255 LISTEN, THERE'S A LOT OF HOTSPOTS I WANNA HIT, 833 00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:41,057 SO I GOT US ON KIND OF A RIGID SCHEDULE, 834 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,759 BUT IT'S NOTHING WE CAN'T HANDLE. 835 00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:46,863 - PLEASE STOP YELLING. - AFTER THIS, WE'LL HIT THE OUTLETS, 836 00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:50,033 AND THEN I'VE GOT US DOING A QUICK NINE-HOLE OF MINIATURE GOLF 837 00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:54,604 BEFORE WE GO HAVE LUNCH BY LUCY THE ELEPHANT. I MADE RESERVATIONS. 838 00:42:54,606 --> 00:42:56,673 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - HOW ARE YOU THIS FUCKING CHIPPER? 839 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,341 IT'S SEVEN OF MORNING O'CLOCK. 840 00:42:58,343 --> 00:42:59,742 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, RIGID SCHEDULE? 841 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,811 I THOUGHT THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THIS OUTING 842 00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:03,613 WAS TO INJECT SOMETHING UNEXPECTED, 843 00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:05,214 THROW A LITTLE FUN IN YOUR LIFE. 844 00:43:05,216 --> 00:43:07,684 OKAY, YOU GUYS KNOW ME. 845 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:08,885 I LIKE KNOWING WHAT I'M GONNA DO, OKAY? 846 00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,320 AND I CAN'T BE HAPPY UNLESS I DO. 847 00:43:10,322 --> 00:43:12,088 IT'S REALLY NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 848 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,824 IT IS, BUT IT ISN'T. I MEAN YOU CAN'T JUST PLAN EVERYTHING. 849 00:43:14,826 --> 00:43:16,693 HAVE A LITTLE SPONTANEITY IN YOUR LIFE, ALL RIGHT? 850 00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:18,194 - IT CAN'T HURT. - IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, 851 00:43:18,196 --> 00:43:19,929 VINCE DIDN'T ACTUALLY PLAN TO TURN HIS WIFE 852 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,898 INTO A BOX-CHOMPING CARPET MUNCHER 853 00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:24,367 AND THAT HAPPENED ON ITS OWN, DIDN'T IT? THAT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT. 854 00:43:24,369 --> 00:43:26,803 YEAH, YOU'VE GOT A POINT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 855 00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:28,972 I THOUGHT THE WHOLE POINT OF COMING HERE TO ATLANTIC CITY 856 00:43:28,974 --> 00:43:31,708 WAS TO GO OUT, HAVE A GREAT TIME, BE WITH YOUR BUDS-- 857 00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:34,344 JUST TO HAVE A GREAT TIME. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 858 00:43:34,346 --> 00:43:37,080 YOU WANNA GO FRICKING SHOPPING. YOU WANNA GO TO OUTLETS. 859 00:43:37,082 --> 00:43:39,816 WHAT IF I LIKE THE OUTLETS? I DO. I DO. 860 00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:41,384 I LIKE THE OUTLETS. I LIKE BARGAINS. 861 00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:44,854 I LIKE SHOPPING. I LIKE NOT WASTING EACH MINUTE OF THE DAY 862 00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:48,358 - AND I ESPECIALLY LIKE THE HANDMADE CANDLE STORE. - ( coughs ) 863 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,728 MY GOD, THAT IS THE LAMEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! 864 00:43:51,730 --> 00:43:53,329 CAN WE JUST GET OUR DICKS WET? 865 00:43:54,832 --> 00:43:57,400 WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN? WE'RE IN PUBLIC. 866 00:43:57,402 --> 00:43:59,135 WHAT, HER? LIKE SHE'S LITTLE MISS PROPER? 867 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,403 WOULD IT KILL YOU TO HAVE A LITTLE DECENCY? 868 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:02,071 TRUST ME, THAT CHICK'S A SKANK. 869 00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:04,340 THERE'S NO FATHER. 870 00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:08,211 - KEEP IT DOWN. - THAT KID WAS PROBABLY THE BYPRODUCT 871 00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:10,313 OF EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF DEF LEPPARD. 872 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:14,784 - HE'S-- MA'AM, I'M SO SOR-- - ( woman sighs ) 873 00:44:15,886 --> 00:44:17,253 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE LOUDEST 874 00:44:17,255 --> 00:44:20,089 A...SSHOLE IN THE PLACE? 875 00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:23,192 - AND IT GETS OLD REAL FAST. - LEO, RELAX, OKAY? 876 00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:26,129 - THAT'S JUST THE WAY HE IS. - JUST BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY HE'S ALWAYS BEEN 877 00:44:26,131 --> 00:44:28,698 DOESN'T MEAN HE GETS A FREE PASS FOR BEING A PIECE OF CRAP. 878 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:32,068 ADAM, YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THAT IN COLLEGE, 879 00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:35,138 BUT YOU'RE A FULL-GROWN MAN NOW, SO START ACTING LIKE IT. 880 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:37,373 WHAT? HOW? LIKE YOU? LIKE A LITTLE BITCH ALL THE TIME? 881 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,275 - NO NO, I'LL PASS. - I'M NOT A LITTLE BITCH. 882 00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:42,412 - I'M NOT. - IT'S OKAY. 883 00:44:42,414 --> 00:44:44,380 ONE IN 12 MEN WAS BORN WITH A VAGINA. 884 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:45,982 - IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. - ( scoffs ) 885 00:44:45,984 --> 00:44:47,917 VINCE, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN STAND THIS GUY. 886 00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:50,186 I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH OF A CHILD HE IS. 887 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,455 - WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THEN ME OR SOMETHING? - YES, I DO. 888 00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,957 AND MAYBE IF YOU'D ACT LIKE A RESPECTABLE HUMAN BEING 889 00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:57,026 FOR A DAY, YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHY. 890 00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,728 AND MAYBE IF YOU PULLED THAT PINECONE 891 00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:01,097 OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE FOR ONE DAY AND LET LOOSE, 892 00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:04,100 YOU'D SEE THE WORLD NEEDS PEOPLE LIKE ME TO KEEP IT INTERESTING. 893 00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:07,370 SO THE WORLD NEEDS AN OBNOXIOUS JERK WITH A FALSE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT? 894 00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:10,139 YES! I AM THE YIN TO YOUR POMPOUS, 895 00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:12,775 - FART-SNIFFING YANG. - ( laughs ) 896 00:45:14,311 --> 00:45:16,312 WHATEVER. FINE. 897 00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:18,848 I WILL FLIP YOU FOR IT. 898 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:22,785 I WIN, YOU KEEP YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT 899 00:45:22,787 --> 00:45:25,088 FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND BEHAVE LIKE A GENTLEMAN, 900 00:45:25,090 --> 00:45:27,724 - SO WE CAN ACTUALLY ENJOY OURSELVES. - LEO, NOT A GOOD IDEA. 901 00:45:27,726 --> 00:45:31,294 YOU WIN, I WILL GO THE REST OF THE DAY UNDER YOUR WING. 902 00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:34,997 I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU DO. I'LL LIVE THE WAY YOU LIVE. 903 00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:37,266 I'LL BE THE YIN TO MY OWN YANG. 904 00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:39,235 HOW'S THAT SOUND, CONFUCIUS? 905 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:40,837 THIS SOUNDS LIKE A BAD IDEA. 906 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:48,811 - CALL IT, PRINCESS. - TAILS. 907 00:45:51,815 --> 00:45:54,917 ( chuckling ) 908 00:45:56,887 --> 00:45:58,955 - YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT. - NO. WHATEVER. 909 00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:00,356 I'M NOT DOING IT, 'CAUSE IT'S STUPID. 910 00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:02,091 NUH-UH, PUSSY. A DEAL'S A DEAL. 911 00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:05,828 VINCE, YOU CAN'T REALLY EXPECT ME TO-- 912 00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:07,964 I MEAN, A DEAL'S A DEAL. 913 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:11,200 WHATEVER. WHATEVER. FINE. 914 00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:15,037 IS THIS, UH-- YOU WEREN'T DRINKING THIS, WERE YOU? 915 00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:17,440 ( hawking ) 916 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,845 ( sarcastically ) OH NO. 917 00:46:26,817 --> 00:46:29,085 - HOW'S THAT? - NOT BAD. 918 00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:30,553 ( blows ) 919 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:36,559 YOU'LL GET BETTER. 920 00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:41,998 ( people chattering, laughing ) 921 00:46:48,906 --> 00:46:50,973 - WHY ARE WE HERE? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 922 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:54,410 WE'RE HERE FOR A SPONTANEOUS, TESTOSTERONE-FUELED WEEKEND, RIGHT? 923 00:46:54,412 --> 00:46:57,914 YEAH, REAL SPONTANEOUS. I MEAN, YOU'VE SCHEDULED EVERYTHING. 924 00:46:57,916 --> 00:46:59,482 YOU EVEN SCHEDULED THE BATHROOM BREAKS. 925 00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:01,851 YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP PLANNING EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR LIFE. 926 00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:03,886 - SAYS WHO? - SAYS LIFE. 927 00:47:03,888 --> 00:47:05,988 SOONER OR LATER YOU HAVE TO DEVIATE FROM THE PLAN, 928 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:07,824 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW YOUR LIFE IS IN THE SHITTER. 929 00:47:07,826 --> 00:47:09,959 I THINK NOW'S A GOOD TIME TO START. 930 00:47:09,961 --> 00:47:12,562 OKAY. I GET IT, ALL RIGHT? 931 00:47:12,564 --> 00:47:16,299 AS BEST MAN, YOU FEEL THE NEED TO DOLE OUT THE ADVICE. 932 00:47:16,301 --> 00:47:18,935 AND I APPRECIATE THAT-- I DO-- BUT RIGHT NOW, 933 00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:21,103 I'M KIND OF IN A DIFFICULT PLACE TO BE GIVING ADVICE TO. 934 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:23,906 I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WENT THROUGH THE SAME THING WITH YOUR EX, 935 00:47:23,908 --> 00:47:26,442 BUT LET'S TRY TO REMEMBER THAT YOU GOT MARRIED 936 00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:29,478 IN A SHOTGUN WEDDING AT THE COURTHOUSE ON A WHIM. 937 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:33,850 YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY PLAN THAT OUT AND THAT STILL WENT TO SHIT, SO-- 938 00:47:33,852 --> 00:47:35,518 YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH HER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 939 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,421 I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THE WEDDING RING FOR TWO YEARS NOW. 940 00:47:40,057 --> 00:47:42,091 FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING, BUT YOUR ADVICE-- 941 00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:44,493 IT'S KINDA WORTHLESS. 942 00:47:44,495 --> 00:47:46,162 DO YOU KNOW WHY I STILL WEAR THIS RING? 943 00:47:46,164 --> 00:47:47,964 NO. PLEASE, ENLIGHTEN ME. 944 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:54,070 SO I DON'T FORGET HOW MUCH IT HURT. 945 00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:56,239 IT IS A CONSTANT REMINDER 946 00:47:56,241 --> 00:47:58,407 THAT I KNOW THAT I WILL NEVER EVER 947 00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:00,076 LET ANY OTHER WOMAN GET CLOSE TO ME. 948 00:48:00,078 --> 00:48:02,144 'CAUSE IT WOULD BE MY OWN DAMN FAULT. 949 00:48:03,513 --> 00:48:05,615 WELL, THAT'S A PRETTY PESSIMISTIC WAY 950 00:48:05,617 --> 00:48:07,950 - TO GO LOOKING-- - AND THEN CYNDI COMES ALONG, 951 00:48:07,952 --> 00:48:09,652 AND SHE WAS PERFECT. 952 00:48:10,954 --> 00:48:12,889 I JUST STARTED THINKING THAT MAYBE I SHOULD JUST 953 00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:15,992 THROW THE RING IN THE TRASH, BECAUSE I WAS WRONG. 954 00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:19,662 WHEN I GAVE YOU THAT RING AND I SAW THE LOOK IN HER EYE 955 00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:21,264 WHEN SHE WAS GIVING HER VOWS, 956 00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:22,932 I SAW THE LOVE. 957 00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:24,934 I SAW HOW HONEST AND PURE SHE WAS. 958 00:48:27,971 --> 00:48:30,539 I STARTED THINKING MAYBE THAT THERE'S SOMEBODY OUT THERE FOR ME, 959 00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:33,442 SOMEBODY WHO I CAN LOVE, SOMEBODY THAT'S GONNA LOVE ME BACK. 960 00:48:36,246 --> 00:48:37,947 ( scoffs ) 961 00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:40,950 THEN SHE TURNED OUT TO BE THE WORST ONE YET. 962 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,954 ( snorts ) 963 00:48:47,324 --> 00:48:49,392 COME ON, LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN, ALL RIGHT? 964 00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:53,696 BUT WE'RE STILL GONNA STICK TO THE SCHEDULE. 965 00:48:53,698 --> 00:48:55,932 ( chuckles ) SURE, WE CAN STICK TO THE SCHEDULE, 966 00:48:55,934 --> 00:48:58,501 BUT CAN YOU PLEASE JOT DOWN THAT WE'RE GETTING OUR DICKS WET? 967 00:49:00,971 --> 00:49:03,940 SPEAKING OF DICKS, HAVE YOU SEEN LEO OR ADAM? 968 00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:08,110 NO. 969 00:49:09,112 --> 00:49:11,547 - BODY SHOTS! - BODY SHOTS! 970 00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:15,384 LEO, WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO TOP VERONICA OFF? 971 00:49:15,386 --> 00:49:17,320 - Woman #2: YEAH. - Veronica: PLEASE, LEO. 972 00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:18,688 - VERONICA. - HELLO. 973 00:49:18,690 --> 00:49:20,690 YOU REMIND ME OF A GIRL I USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON. 974 00:49:20,692 --> 00:49:22,491 - OH REALLY? ( laughs ) - SORRY. SORRY. 975 00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:24,694 - IS THAT OKAY? - YES. YUP, I THINK IT'S IN THERE. 976 00:49:24,696 --> 00:49:26,996 - SHOULD I FILL HER UP? - IT'S FINE LIKE THAT. 977 00:49:26,998 --> 00:49:28,998 - THANK YOU. - I LOVE IT. 978 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,166 - ( laughs ) - LEO, YEAH. 979 00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:32,335 - LEO'S TURN! - YEAH, LEO'S TURN. 980 00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:35,004 - NO NO. - IT IS MOST DEFINITELY LEO'S TURN. 981 00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:36,639 - NO NO NO NO. - YES, COME ON. 982 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:38,341 - DON'T BE SHY. - IT'S TOO EARLY FOR WHISKEY. 983 00:49:38,343 --> 00:49:41,744 - I CAN'T. - LEO, IT IS NEVER TOO EARLY FOR WHISKEY. 984 00:49:41,746 --> 00:49:45,214 - MM-HMM. - LADIES, WHO WOULD LIKE TO MAMA-BIRD 985 00:49:45,216 --> 00:49:47,516 - A SHOT TO YOUNG LEO? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT I'LL DO IT. 986 00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:49,685 - WHAT'S A MAMA BIRD? - I LIKE YOU. 987 00:49:49,687 --> 00:49:52,555 - NO, WHAT'S-- WHAT'S A MAMA BIRD? - WELL, LEO, IT'S SIMPLE. 988 00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,357 FIRST THINGS FIRST-- DOWN ON YOUR KNEES 989 00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:57,326 - IN FRONT THE VERY SEXY JESSICA HERE. - THANK YOU. 990 00:49:57,328 --> 00:50:00,029 - NOW YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A SHOT. - OKAY. 991 00:50:00,031 --> 00:50:02,598 YOU'RE NOT GONNA SWALLOW IT. YOU'RE JUST GONNA KEEP IT IN YOUR MOUTH... 992 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:07,303 AND GRACEFULLY SQUEEZE A STREAM OF THE REFRESHING KENTUCKY BOURBON 993 00:50:07,305 --> 00:50:09,171 - INTO YOUNG LEO'S MOUTH HERE. - ALL RIGHT. 994 00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:11,140 - OKAY, ARE YOU READY, LEO? - OH. ( chuckles ) 995 00:50:11,142 --> 00:50:13,342 - ARE YOU READY? - AH. HERE WE GO. 996 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,745 - Veronica: OPEN WIDE. - AHH... 997 00:50:15,747 --> 00:50:17,446 ( both laugh ) 998 00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:20,016 - Adam: READY? - ( Veronica laughing ) 999 00:50:22,119 --> 00:50:24,487 - Igor: OH, WHAT FUN. - Women: IGOR! 1000 00:50:26,256 --> 00:50:28,791 HELLO, LADIES. I FORGET YOUR NAME. 1001 00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:30,693 YOUR NAME STARTS WITH AN F, I THINK. 1002 00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:32,561 LOOK ALIVE, SOLDIER. THIS SHIT'S ABOUT TO JUMP OFF. 1003 00:50:32,563 --> 00:50:35,097 HELLO, BANDANA MAN. I SEE YOU'VE FOUND 1004 00:50:35,099 --> 00:50:37,400 MY FAVORITE TIKI BAR. I HOPE IT'S TREATING YOU WELL. 1005 00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:40,136 NO NO NO! ALL RIGHT, NOT THIS, NOT AGAIN. 1006 00:50:40,138 --> 00:50:42,405 IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GANKING MY HALF-DRUNK BITCHES FROM ME, 1007 00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:45,141 - YOU GOT ANOTHER THINK COMING. - OH, THESE GIRLS? 1008 00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:48,277 EH. I DON'T WANT THESE GIRLS. 1009 00:50:48,279 --> 00:50:51,247 THEY ARE TOO OLD FOR IGOR. 1010 00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:55,051 - I'M 28. - WELL, IF YOU SAY SO. 1011 00:50:55,053 --> 00:50:57,553 BUT I CAN TELL YOU HAVE THE SAGGY PLACES OF A 40, 1012 00:50:57,555 --> 00:51:01,257 AND SEEING YOU BOTH NAKED WOULD MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. 1013 00:51:01,259 --> 00:51:03,125 IT'S NOT THE AGE, IT'S THE MILES, HONEY, 1014 00:51:03,127 --> 00:51:05,361 SO GO AHEAD AND GET OUT. I DON'T CARE. 1015 00:51:05,363 --> 00:51:07,263 DON'T WORRY, LADIES. I GOT THIS. 1016 00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:08,597 LET'S ROLL UP, BITCH. 1017 00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:11,567 ( grunts ) OH, ALL RIGHT. 1018 00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:13,702 OKAY, YOU WANT TO DANCE, BIG GUY? 1019 00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:16,505 - YEAH. - BOOTS, HOLD MY COAT. 1020 00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:20,609 HOLY FUCK! 1021 00:51:20,611 --> 00:51:23,079 ALL RIGHT, NO. NO NO, WHATEVER, FORGET IT. 1022 00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:26,182 - NO, WE'RE DONE. WE'RE SQUARE. - WHAT, YOU WANT TO GO, CUPCAKE? 1023 00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:29,385 - YOU WANT TO GO, CUPCAKE?! - NO, IT'S-- IT'S ALL RIGHT. NO, JUST TAKE-- TAKE 'EM. 1024 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:32,121 - TAKE THE-- TAKE THE GIRLS. - COME ON, "ROCKY III." COME ON, COME ON. 1025 00:51:32,123 --> 00:51:34,757 "I TRAIN ALONE! I TRAIN ALONE!" "I AIN'T GETTING ON NO PLANE!" 1026 00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:36,392 WE DIDN'T REALLY GET OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT. IT'S COOL. 1027 00:51:36,394 --> 00:51:38,394 "WHEN YOU'RE A JET, YOU'RE ALWAYS A JET." 1028 00:51:38,396 --> 00:51:40,663 COME ON. ( grunts ) 1029 00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:42,264 PUT 'EM UP. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? PUT 'EM UP. 1030 00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:44,233 ALL RIGHT, NO, WE'RE DONE. WE'RE DONE, WE'RE DONE. 1031 00:51:44,235 --> 00:51:46,302 I'M NOT FIGHTING A NAKED DUDE. THAT'S GAY. 1032 00:51:47,237 --> 00:51:50,406 OH. OH OH OH! 1033 00:51:50,408 --> 00:51:52,441 OKAY, I SEE. BOOTS. 1034 00:51:53,543 --> 00:51:55,511 I THINK MY BATHING TRUNKS 1035 00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:57,613 MAY BE A BIT TOO CONTROVERSIAL FOR BANDANA MAN. 1036 00:51:57,615 --> 00:52:01,550 - OH, CONTROVERSIAL. - NO, IT'S NOT CONTROVERSIAL. 1037 00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:05,221 IT'S JUST-- IT'S-- I CAN SEE YOUR VEINS IN YOUR DICK. 1038 00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:07,790 IT'S-- ALL RIGHT? IT'S GROSS! 1039 00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:10,459 WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, 1040 00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:12,862 THEN PERHAPS WE SHOULD JUST BE BEST FRIENDS. 1041 00:52:12,864 --> 00:52:14,897 HOW ABOUT YOU COME IN FOR A BIG BEAR HUG? 1042 00:52:14,899 --> 00:52:16,532 COME HERE. 1043 00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:18,868 - COME HERE, BIG BOY. - Adam: NO, FUCKING HELL NO. 1044 00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:22,571 - Igor: COME ON. DON'T BE SHY. - SERIOUSLY. 1045 00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:24,640 - DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME-- - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1046 00:52:25,609 --> 00:52:27,143 LISTEN. HERE. 1047 00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:32,748 THERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 1048 00:52:39,222 --> 00:52:42,291 OKAY? YOU GOT YOUR HUG. WE WERE JUST LEAVING. 1049 00:52:44,361 --> 00:52:47,429 WELL, NOW THAT WE ARE BIG-BEAR-HUG FRIENDS, 1050 00:52:47,431 --> 00:52:50,432 - I GUESS I SHOULD KNOW YOUR NAME. - IT'S VINCE. 1051 00:52:50,434 --> 00:52:53,335 HELLO, VINCE. MY NAME IS IGOR. HE'S MY BOOTS. 1052 00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:55,905 - HOW'S YOUR BACK? - IT'S FINE. THANK YOU, BOOTS. 1053 00:52:55,907 --> 00:52:58,274 VINCE, CAN WE-- CAN WE PLEASE GET THE FUCK AWAY 1054 00:52:58,276 --> 00:53:00,309 - FROM THIS NAKED GUY? - YES, PLEASE GO. 1055 00:53:02,445 --> 00:53:04,647 I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS, VINCE. 1056 00:53:04,649 --> 00:53:06,415 THEY HAVE MOXIE. 1057 00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:08,617 THAT'S-- THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 1058 00:53:10,453 --> 00:53:12,221 SO, LISTEN, 1059 00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:14,723 YOU SEEM TO KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND HERE. 1060 00:53:14,725 --> 00:53:18,194 HAVE YOU, UM-- HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL? 1061 00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:21,964 NYET. BOOTS, HAS YOU SEEN THIS GIRL? 1062 00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:23,332 NYET. 1063 00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,434 - Vince: OH. - I AM SO SORRY. 1064 00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:28,504 NEITHER ME NOR MY BOOTS HAS SEEN HER, 1065 00:53:28,506 --> 00:53:32,274 BUT I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR SEARCHINGS. 1066 00:53:32,276 --> 00:53:35,945 THANKS. YOU GENTLEMEN HAVE A NICE DAY, HUH? 1067 00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:41,617 YOU HAVE A NICE DAY AS WELL, VINCE. 1068 00:53:49,259 --> 00:53:51,393 I'M NOT SAGGY. 1069 00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:54,930 I'LL TAKE MY TOP OFF RIGHT NOW AND PROVE IT TO YOU. 1070 00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:57,900 WELL, THAT IS VERY POLITE OF YOU, GOLDEN GIRL, 1071 00:53:57,902 --> 00:54:00,436 BUT THAT'S A GAMBLE THAT I'M NOT WILLING TO TAKE. 1072 00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:03,472 BUT BOOTS HAS MUCH WORSE TASTE IN WOMEN THAN I, 1073 00:54:03,474 --> 00:54:06,242 AND I AM SURE HE WOULD LOVE TO PUT HIMSELF IN YOU 1074 00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:09,278 - AND THEN BREAK HIS DICK OFF IN YOU. - I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT! 1075 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,879 - HE WOULD LOVE TO BREAK HIS DICK. - ( babbling ) 1076 00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:14,350 HE WOULD LOVE TO BREAK HIS DICK OFF. PLEASE GO, BOOTS. 1077 00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:16,685 - GO AND BREAK YOUR DICK OFF. - ( giggles ) 1078 00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:20,556 YES, BREAK YOUR DICK OFF, BOOTS. 1079 00:54:22,325 --> 00:54:24,360 BREAK IT OFF. 1080 00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:27,896 - WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? - SHUT UP. THAT'S A GAY SHIRT. 1081 00:54:27,898 --> 00:54:31,300 - ♪ WHEN WE MET THAT SUMMER... ♪ - IT'S NOT GAY. 1082 00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:33,902 ♪ NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK HAD A BUNCH OF HITS ♪ 1083 00:54:33,904 --> 00:54:35,938 ♪ CHINESE FOOD MAKES ME SICK ♪ 1084 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:38,374 ♪ AND I THINK IT'S FLY WHEN GIRLS STOP BY ♪ 1085 00:54:38,376 --> 00:54:40,709 ♪ FOR THE SUMMER, FOR THE SUMMER ♪ 1086 00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:43,746 ♪ I LIKE GIRLS THAT WEAR ABERCROMBIE & FITCH ♪ 1087 00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:46,015 ♪ I'D TAKE HER IF I HAD ONE WISH ♪ 1088 00:54:46,017 --> 00:54:48,951 ♪ BUT SHE'S BEEN GONE SINCE THAT SUMMER ♪ 1089 00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:50,619 ♪ SINCE THAT SUMMER 1090 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,721 ♪ HIP-HOP MARMALADE, SPIC AND SPAN ♪ 1091 00:54:52,723 --> 00:54:55,357 ♪ MET YOU ONE SUMMER AND IT ALL BEGAN ♪ 1092 00:54:55,359 --> 00:54:57,626 ♪ YOU'RE THE BEST GIRL THAT I EVER DID SEE ♪ 1093 00:54:57,628 --> 00:55:00,029 ♪ THE GREAT LARRY BIRD, JERSEY 33 ♪ 1094 00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:02,498 ♪ WHEN YOU TAKE A SIP, YOU BUZZ LIKE A HORNET ♪ 1095 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:05,301 ♪ BILLY SHAKESPEARE WROTE A WHOLE BUNCH OF SONNETS ♪ 1096 00:55:05,303 --> 00:55:06,935 ♪ CALL ME WILLY WHISTLE, 'CAUSE I CAN'T SPEAK, BABY ♪ 1097 00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:09,738 ♪ SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES REALLY DROVE ME CRAZY ♪ 1098 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:12,374 ♪ NOW I CAN'T FORGET YOU AND IT MAKES ME MAD ♪ 1099 00:55:12,376 --> 00:55:14,643 ♪ LEFT ONE DAY AND NEVER CAME BACK ♪ 1100 00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:16,812 ♪ STAYED ALL SUMMER THEN WENT BACK HOME ♪ 1101 00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:19,081 ♪ MACAULAY CULKIN WASN'T HOME ALONE ♪ 1102 00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:21,350 ♪ FELL DEEP IN LOVE, BUT NOW WE AIN'T SPEAKING ♪ 1103 00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:24,420 ♪ MICHAEL J. FOX WAS ALEX P. KEATON ♪ 1104 00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:26,388 ♪ WHEN I MET YOU, I SAID MY NAME WAS RICH ♪ 1105 00:55:26,390 --> 00:55:29,325 ♪ YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL FROM ABERCROMBIE & FITCH ♪ 1106 00:55:29,327 --> 00:55:31,960 ♪ NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK HAD A BUNCH OF HITS ♪ 1107 00:55:31,962 --> 00:55:33,796 ♪ CHINESE FOOD MAKES ME SICK ♪ 1108 00:55:33,798 --> 00:55:36,031 ♪ AND I THINK IT'S FLY WHEN GIRLS STOP BY ♪ 1109 00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:38,667 ♪ FOR THE SUMMER, FOR THE SUMMER ♪ 1110 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:42,037 ♪ I LIKE GIRLS THAT WEAR ABERCROMBIE & FITCH ♪ 1111 00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:44,473 ♪ I'D TAKE HER IF I HAD ONE WISH ♪ 1112 00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:46,608 ♪ BUT SHE'S BEEN GONE SINCE THAT SUMMER ♪ 1113 00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:48,444 ♪ SINCE THAT SUMMER 1114 00:55:48,446 --> 00:55:50,713 ♪ CHERRY PEZ, COLD CRUSH, ROCKSTAR BOOGIE ♪ 1115 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:53,349 ♪ USED TO HATE SCHOOL, SO I HAD TO PLAY HOOKY ♪ 1116 00:55:53,351 --> 00:55:55,384 ♪ ALWAYS BEEN HIP TO THE B-BOY STYLE ♪ 1117 00:55:55,386 --> 00:55:58,020 ♪ KNOWN TO ACT WILD AND MAKE A GIRL SMILE ♪ 1118 00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:00,389 ♪ LOVE NEW EDITION AND THE "CANDY GIRL" ♪ 1119 00:56:00,391 --> 00:56:02,358 ♪ REMIND ME OF YOU BECAUSE YOU ROCK MY WORLD ♪ 1120 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,993 ♪ YOU COME FROM GEORGIA WHERE THE PEACHES GROW ♪ 1121 00:56:04,995 --> 00:56:07,463 ♪ THEY DRINK LEMONADE AND SPEAK REAL SLOW ♪ 1122 00:56:07,465 --> 00:56:09,998 ♪ YOU LOVE HIP-HOP AND ROCK 'N' ROLL ♪ 1123 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,134 ♪ DAD TOOK OFF WHEN YOU WERE FOUR YEARS OLD ♪ 1124 00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:14,570 ♪ THERE WAS A GOOD MAN NAMED PAUL REVERE ♪ 1125 00:56:14,572 --> 00:56:17,439 - ♪ I FEEL MUCH BETTER... - THAT IS ME! I KNOW! 1126 00:56:17,441 --> 00:56:19,408 THIS IS ME! I NEED HER! 1127 00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:21,710 ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU LAUGH WHEN I TELL A JOKE ♪ 1128 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:24,146 ♪ WHEN I MET YOU, I SAID MY NAME WAS RICH ♪ 1129 00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:26,915 ♪ YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL FROM ABERCROMBIE & FITCH ♪ 1130 00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:29,084 ♪ NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK HAD A BUNCH... ♪ 1131 00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:31,420 - WHERE ARE WE GOING NEXT? - UH, FLOWER SHOW. 1132 00:56:32,689 --> 00:56:36,058 ( sighs ) SORRY, IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU JUST SAID "FLOWER SHOW." 1133 00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:38,927 YEAH. THERE'S GONNA BE TONS OF LADIES THERE. 1134 00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:40,396 YEAH, I'M NOT GOING TO A FLOWER SHOW. 1135 00:56:41,998 --> 00:56:44,032 ADAM, VINCE IS RIGHT. THE PLACE WILL BE FILLED WITH WOMEN. 1136 00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:46,101 IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD. COME ON. 1137 00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:47,870 NO, LEO, IT CAN BE AWFUL. 1138 00:56:47,872 --> 00:56:50,406 I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY BALLS CAUGHT IN A FOOD PROCESSOR. 1139 00:56:50,408 --> 00:56:53,175 NOW YOU. POINT OUT A PLACE 1140 00:56:53,177 --> 00:56:55,477 YOU'D RATHER HAVE MY BALLS CAUGHT IN LIEU OF ATTENDING A FLOWER SHOW. 1141 00:56:55,479 --> 00:56:58,747 - CAR DOOR. - OOH. 1142 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,582 HEAD OF THE CLASS. 1143 00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:02,551 NOW IF YOU TWO LADIES ARE INSISTENT ON ATTENDING 1144 00:57:02,553 --> 00:57:05,421 THE DRIED-UP HAUSFRAU CONVENTION, THEN BY ALL MEANS, HAVE AT IT. 1145 00:57:05,423 --> 00:57:09,191 VINCE WANTS TO GO WHERE HE WANTS TO GO, SO LET'S JUST GO. 1146 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:11,860 NO, BRADY. VINCE, I LOVE YOU. 1147 00:57:11,862 --> 00:57:13,695 I'M AFRAID THIS IS WHERE WE PART WAYS, ALL RIGHT? 1148 00:57:13,697 --> 00:57:16,432 THE SUN IS SETTING! WE'RE IN A.C.! 1149 00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:18,500 THE SLUTS ARE ABOUT TO START ROAMING THE STREET 1150 00:57:18,502 --> 00:57:20,202 AND LEO AND I ARE GOING TO BE THERE TO CALM THEIR NERVES 1151 00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:22,204 AFTER A LONG, HARD DAY OF ARGUING 1152 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,540 WITH THE FINANCIAL-AID OFFICE OF THEIR COMMUNITY COLLEGE, 1153 00:57:24,542 --> 00:57:27,876 FIGHTING WITH THEIR STEP-DAD OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THEY'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT 1154 00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:30,078 THAT WE'RE GONNA PRETEND TO LISTEN TO SO THEY CAN JUSTIFY 1155 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,847 TO THEMSELVES THAT "THESE GUYS ARE DIFFERENT 1156 00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:33,615 FROM THE ONES I LET SLIP IT IN ME LAST WEEK. 1157 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,818 THEY'RE NOT GONNA TALK ME INTO AN ANGRY BLUMPKIN. 1158 00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:37,753 THEY'RE NOT GONNA TRICK ME WITH THE HAIRY HOUDINI. 1159 00:57:37,755 --> 00:57:43,525 AND TEXT IT TO ALL MY CONTACTS. NO NO NO, THESE GUYS ARE DIFFERENT. 1160 00:57:43,527 --> 00:57:46,628 THEY'RE SPECIAL. I THINK THEY'LL CALL BACK. 1161 00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:49,565 I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS." 1162 00:57:51,701 --> 00:57:53,836 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1163 00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:56,004 LET'S GO, LEO. 1164 00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:57,806 ENJOY THE FLOWER SHOW, BITCHES. 1165 00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:01,210 ( classical score playing ) 1166 00:58:23,566 --> 00:58:25,501 - HI. - HELLO. 1167 00:58:25,503 --> 00:58:28,670 I'M LOOKING FOR THIS GIRL. HAVE YOU SEEN HER? 1168 00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:30,772 THIS IS SO EASY. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY YOU IN THE PICTURE. 1169 00:58:30,774 --> 00:58:32,841 - YEAH YEAH, THAT'S ME. - THERE YOU ARE-- I FOUND YOU! 1170 00:58:36,779 --> 00:58:38,213 ( music slows, stops ) 1171 00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:40,282 - ( R&B music playing ) - ♪ YEAH 1172 00:58:44,621 --> 00:58:47,189 ♪ OH YEAH. 1173 00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:53,862 OKAY, I GET THE IDEA THAT YOU DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU FEEL LIKE 1174 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:56,298 WITHOUT REGARD TO ANYONE ELSE, BUT DITCHING MY BROTHER LIKE THAT 1175 00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:58,267 JUST MAKES YOU A TERRIBLE FRIEND. 1176 00:58:58,269 --> 00:59:01,537 ALL RIGHT, LOOK LOOK, HE NEEDS HIS FRIENDS RIGHT NOW. 1177 00:59:01,539 --> 00:59:03,639 - HE'LL BE FINE. - HOW DO YOU KNOW, ADAM? 1178 00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:06,275 BECAUSE HE'S GOT THICK SKIN. I SHOULD KNOW. 1179 00:59:06,277 --> 00:59:09,011 I'VE RIDICULED AND BELITTLED HIM FOR YEARS TO TOUGHEN HIM UP. 1180 00:59:09,013 --> 00:59:11,747 - MM-HMM. - YOU REYNOLDS BOYS HAVE BEEN CODDLED WAY TOO MUCH 1181 00:59:11,749 --> 00:59:14,149 - AND YOU'RE SOFT. - I'M NOT SOFT. 1182 00:59:14,151 --> 00:59:16,084 YOU'RE A PUSHOVER, ALL RIGHT? 1183 00:59:16,086 --> 00:59:18,587 YOU'RE GONNA BE FORCED TO MARRY A FATTY BECAUSE NO ATTRACTIVE GIRL 1184 00:59:18,589 --> 00:59:20,756 IS GONNA FIND THIS LACK OF A BACKBONE APPEALING. 1185 00:59:21,791 --> 00:59:23,625 OH MY GOD! SEE? 1186 00:59:23,627 --> 00:59:28,897 BEFORE HE WAS FORCED TO TOUGHEN UP FROM HAVING FRIENDS WHO ARE BASTARDS. 1187 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:30,566 YOU CAN'T JUST JUSTIFY THE IDEA 1188 00:59:30,568 --> 00:59:32,601 THAT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO ACT LIKE A FOOL AND-- 1189 00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:36,171 I DON'T KNOW-- CALL IT-- WHAT IS IT, TOUGH LOVE OR SOME BULLSUGAR? 1190 00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:38,907 NO NO, YOU'RE MISSING THE WHOLE POINT. IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT BEING AN ASSHOLE. 1191 00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,809 IT'S ABOUT BEING ABLE TO WALK INTO A ROOM-- 1192 00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:43,211 ANY ROOM-- AND KNOWING THAT YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO BE AN ASSHOLE, 1193 00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:45,013 PISS PEOPLE OFF, DO SOMETHING SHOCKING, 1194 00:59:45,015 --> 00:59:47,816 SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP. THAT'S WHAT MAKES GREAT MEN GREAT. 1195 00:59:47,818 --> 00:59:49,685 - UH-HUH. - IT'S LIKE WHEN GEORGE WASHINGTON 1196 00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:51,353 ONCE FAMOUSLY PUNCHED A MAN IN THE DICK 1197 00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:53,889 JUST 'CAUSE HE MADE FUN OF HIS WOODEN TEETH. 1198 00:59:53,891 --> 00:59:55,624 THAT NEVER HAPPENED. 1199 00:59:57,026 --> 00:59:59,761 I THINK I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT COLONEL WASHINGTON. 1200 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:02,798 NOTHING YOU ARE EVER GOING TO SAY 1201 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,967 IS EVER GOING TO MAKE ME BELIEVE YOU. 1202 01:00:04,969 --> 01:00:07,002 HUH? EVER. 1203 01:00:11,207 --> 01:00:12,941 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1204 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:15,611 - YEAH. - WHAT? 1205 01:00:16,379 --> 01:00:18,680 TALK IS CHEAP. COME WITH ME. 1206 01:00:19,849 --> 01:00:21,350 WHAT, A-- A TATTOO? 1207 01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:24,052 ( laughs ) OKAY, BIG DEAL. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 1208 01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:25,821 A LITTLE BUTTERFLY ON YOUR ANKLE? 1209 01:00:25,823 --> 01:00:27,923 OR MAYBE A SCARY SKULL? HOW ABOUT THAT? 1210 01:00:27,925 --> 01:00:29,992 ( whispering ) 1211 01:00:34,998 --> 01:00:36,932 HE'S CUTE. 1212 01:00:36,934 --> 01:00:38,734 DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1213 01:00:38,736 --> 01:00:40,202 THERE'S, LIKE, TUNA FOR SALE OVER THERE 1214 01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:42,738 AND YOU'RE JUST SMELLING CACTUSES AND TULIPS. 1215 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:45,007 LOOK, WOULD YOU JUST RELAX WITH THE GETTING-ME-LAID THING? 1216 01:00:45,009 --> 01:00:47,042 NO NO, I'M NOT GONNA RELAX ABOUT YOU GETTING LAID. 1217 01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:49,811 IT'S VERY CRUCIAL THAT YOU DO THIS, BECAUSE THAT WHOLE SHAM MARRIAGE-- 1218 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,713 YOU NEED TO JUST GET YOUR MIND OFF OF IT, 1219 01:00:51,715 --> 01:00:53,715 GET YOU LAID AND YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME. 1220 01:00:53,717 --> 01:00:55,217 DUDE, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 1221 01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:57,886 ALL TRIP YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING STUFF BACK, OKAY? 1222 01:00:57,888 --> 01:01:00,188 HELP ME HELP YOU. TALK TO ME. 1223 01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:01,923 OKAY. 1224 01:01:01,925 --> 01:01:03,425 REBECCA. 1225 01:01:03,427 --> 01:01:05,360 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HER NAME IS. 1226 01:01:05,362 --> 01:01:07,796 - SHE'S PROBABLY-- HOPEFULLY DEEP THROAT. - NO NO. 1227 01:01:08,765 --> 01:01:12,000 - REBECCA. - FROM HIGH SCHOOL? 1228 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:15,203 YES, MY FRIEND REBECCA. 1229 01:01:16,305 --> 01:01:19,441 - THE FLORIST? - YES, REBECCA. 1230 01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:22,344 GO AHEAD. TELL ME SHE'S A SOUL-SUCKING HARPY 1231 01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:25,047 LIKE THE REST OF THE GIRLS IN THE WORLD WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS 1232 01:01:25,049 --> 01:01:27,683 TO RIP OUT MY HEART WITH HER RAZOR-SHARP TALONS OR WHATEVER. 1233 01:01:27,685 --> 01:01:31,219 DUDE, WHAT? NO. ACTUALLY, SHE'S A SWEETHEART, 1234 01:01:31,221 --> 01:01:34,823 AND I THINK YOU GUYS WERE KINDA MEANT FOR EACH OTHER. 1235 01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:36,758 HEY, DOES SHE HAVE FACEBOOK? 1236 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:39,695 UM, UH, YEAH, I-- 1237 01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:42,731 HOW ABOUT A DRAGON FIGHTING A TIGER 1238 01:01:42,733 --> 01:01:45,434 ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN? THAT'D BE FUN. 1239 01:01:45,436 --> 01:01:48,336 OR WE COULD EVEN DO LIKE THE UNICORN 1240 01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:50,806 RUNNING ON A RAINBOW. 1241 01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:54,142 OR HOW ABOUT A PENTAGRAM, LIKE ON YOUR SHOULDER OR SOMETHING? 1242 01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:57,145 - Man: JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS... - JUST SO YOU KNOW DADDY DOESN'T CARE. 1243 01:01:58,314 --> 01:02:01,483 ( sighs ) SO WHAT ARE YOU GETTING, ANYWAY? 1244 01:02:03,319 --> 01:02:05,320 A PRINCE ALBERT. 1245 01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:07,122 ( clears throat ) 1246 01:02:07,124 --> 01:02:09,891 LIKE A PORTRAIT OR...? 1247 01:02:12,095 --> 01:02:15,297 ( breathes deeply ) SURE YOU'RE READY FOR THIS, DUDE? 1248 01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:20,102 ( exhales deeply ) LET'S GET DANGEROUS. 1249 01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:23,105 - ( belt jingles ) - ( unzips ) 1250 01:02:24,174 --> 01:02:28,744 HER AND I HAVE ALWAYS HAD THIS SORT OF UNSPOKEN THING, YOU KNOW? 1251 01:02:28,746 --> 01:02:30,779 BUT NEITHER ONE OF US WANTED TO PUT OURSELVES OUT THERE 1252 01:02:30,781 --> 01:02:32,814 BECAUSE WE'RE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS. 1253 01:02:32,816 --> 01:02:36,418 AND THAT WENT ON FOR YEARS, EVEN THROUGH COLLEGE. 1254 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,920 I'D BE SEEING SOMEONE AND SHE'D BE SINGLE, 1255 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:41,022 OR SHE'D BE SEEING SOMEONE AND I WAS SINGLE. 1256 01:02:41,024 --> 01:02:45,193 AND THEN CYNDI CAME ALONG AND IT JUST SEEMED LIKE SUCH A PERFECT ARRANGEMENT. 1257 01:02:45,195 --> 01:02:47,896 I WOULD STILL THINK ABOUT REBECCA AND WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE, 1258 01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:49,331 YOU KNOW, IF WE ENDED UP TOGETHER. 1259 01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:53,502 AND THEN I HADN'T REALLY GIVEN IT MUCH THOUGHT UNTIL RECENTLY. 1260 01:02:54,937 --> 01:02:57,806 THEN I WALK IN ON CYNDI CHEATING ON ME 1261 01:02:57,808 --> 01:02:59,407 AND ALL AT ONCE I FELT... 1262 01:03:02,078 --> 01:03:05,981 ...NOTHING. I-- I HONESTLY FELT NOTHING. 1263 01:03:05,983 --> 01:03:08,383 COMPLETE INDIFFERENCE. 1264 01:03:08,385 --> 01:03:11,520 I MEAN, YEAH, I WAS SHOCKED OR SURPRISED OR WHATEVER, 1265 01:03:11,522 --> 01:03:14,156 'CAUSE I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING, BUT... 1266 01:03:14,158 --> 01:03:16,291 I DON'T KNOW. I THINK... 1267 01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:20,295 MAYBE I WAS MORE IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF MARRYING INTO THE VANDERPLATTS. 1268 01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:23,965 BUT THEN I FOUND OUT REBECCA IS GONNA BE DOWN HERE IN ATLANTIC CITY, 1269 01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:26,501 AND I HAD TO COME DOWN HERE AND TELL HER HOW I FELT, YOU KNOW? 1270 01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:30,405 WE HAVE TURNED THIS TOWN UPSIDE DOWN TO TRY TO FIND HER 1271 01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:32,908 AND THIS IS THE LAST PLACE I KNOW SHE'D BE, 1272 01:03:32,910 --> 01:03:35,510 SO I KNOW SHE'S GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE NEARBY. 1273 01:03:35,512 --> 01:03:39,881 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? - IF YOU ACTUALLY STEPPED INTO THE 21st CENTURY, 1274 01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:43,118 YOU WOULD KNOW THAT FACEBOOK IS FANTASTIC FOR STALKING EXES. 1275 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,587 IF YOU SEE RIGHT HERE, ON FOURSQUARE SHE SAID 1276 01:03:45,589 --> 01:03:47,889 THAT SHE WAS HERE AT THE CONVENTION CENTER AT 4:00. 1277 01:03:47,891 --> 01:03:50,292 DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE WERE AT 4:00 TODAY? 1278 01:03:50,294 --> 01:03:52,394 - YEAH. - FUDGE KITCHEN. 1279 01:03:52,396 --> 01:03:53,562 YEAH, OKAY. 1280 01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:56,398 DAMN IT. 1281 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,966 OKAY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS NOW? 1282 01:03:58,968 --> 01:04:00,302 I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. 1283 01:04:00,304 --> 01:04:02,938 GREAT. LET'S-- LET'S GO FIND HER. 1284 01:04:04,073 --> 01:04:07,375 YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THAT? 1285 01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:12,581 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 1286 01:04:12,583 --> 01:04:14,883 PAY ATTENTION, JUNIOR, YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING. 1287 01:04:14,885 --> 01:04:16,218 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO LEARN FROM WATCHING 1288 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:20,488 THINKING ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. IT'S ALL ABOUT GOING BIG OR GOING HOME. 1289 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:22,858 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL A SLIGHT PINCH... 1290 01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:27,863 - I CAN HANDLE THAT. - ...FOLLOWED BY A VERY EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL TEARING 1291 01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:29,965 AS I STICK THIS BARB THROUGH YOUR URETHRA. 1292 01:04:29,967 --> 01:04:31,900 LOOK, OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 1293 01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:33,501 ALL RIGHT? NO, I GET IT. I GET IT. 1294 01:04:33,503 --> 01:04:35,337 IT'S ALL ABOUT GOING BIG OR GOING HOME, RIGHT? 1295 01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:37,405 GOING BIG OR GOING HOME. 1296 01:04:38,641 --> 01:04:40,308 DO IT. 1297 01:04:40,310 --> 01:04:42,344 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 1298 01:04:43,379 --> 01:04:47,182 - ( groaning ) - OH. 1299 01:04:50,553 --> 01:04:53,355 ( breathing deeply ) 1300 01:04:54,323 --> 01:04:56,291 THAT WA-- THAT WASN'T SO BAD. 1301 01:04:56,293 --> 01:04:59,461 ALL RIGHT, NOW WE'RE DISINFECTED. 1302 01:04:59,463 --> 01:05:02,964 NOW... IT'S TIME TO ACTUALLY DO THE PIERCING. 1303 01:05:05,301 --> 01:05:06,935 - HOLD MY HAND. - WHAT? 1304 01:05:06,937 --> 01:05:09,271 HOLD MY FUCKING HAND! 1305 01:05:09,273 --> 01:05:10,972 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 1306 01:05:10,974 --> 01:05:13,475 - I KNOW SHE FEELS THE SAME WAY. - BUT THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE. 1307 01:05:13,477 --> 01:05:15,043 THAT'S BECAUSE THERE IS NO ISSUE, OKAY? 1308 01:05:15,045 --> 01:05:17,178 IT'S REAL SIMPLE-- FIRST WE FIND HER, 1309 01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:19,981 THEN I BRING HER IN REAL CLOSE 1310 01:05:19,983 --> 01:05:21,983 AND I REMIND HER ABOUT THAT TIME IN STATISTICS CLASS 1311 01:05:21,985 --> 01:05:23,585 WHEN WE ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY KISSED 1312 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:26,121 AND HOW I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT FOR YEARS AFTER 1313 01:05:26,123 --> 01:05:28,356 ABOUT HOW I WISH IT HAD ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 1314 01:05:28,358 --> 01:05:29,691 AND THEN SHE'LL KNOW. 1315 01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:31,693 SHE'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1316 01:05:31,695 --> 01:05:33,929 AND THEN I JUST LAY IT OUT THERE, YOU KNOW? 1317 01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:36,598 I LET HER KNOW THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH HER AND THAT I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. 1318 01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:40,535 AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, I HAVE AN ACE UP MY SLEEVE. 1319 01:05:40,537 --> 01:05:42,671 OKAY, I THINK I FOUND A LOOPHOLE. 1320 01:05:42,673 --> 01:05:46,274 NO! I'M NOT GONNA WATCH YOU GET YOUR HEART BROKEN IN TWO AGAIN, OKAY? 1321 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,010 YOU KNOW, I KNEWYOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1322 01:05:49,012 --> 01:05:51,146 I KNEW IT. THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHY WE CAME DOWN HERE. 1323 01:05:51,148 --> 01:05:53,381 REBECCA'S NOT SOME DRUNK SKANK 1324 01:05:53,383 --> 01:05:55,050 ON THE COVER OF "SOCIETY PAGE," OKAY? 1325 01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:57,018 SHE'S NOT CYNDI. SHE'S NOT YOUR EX. 1326 01:05:57,020 --> 01:06:00,622 - SHE'S-- SHE'S DIFFERENT. - I KNOW SHE IS. 1327 01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:02,457 THE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS. 1328 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:05,160 YOU. YOU'RE THE FUCKING PROBLEM. 1329 01:06:05,162 --> 01:06:08,730 - WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? - YOU'RE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR FAILURE AGAIN. 1330 01:06:08,732 --> 01:06:11,666 YOU REFUSE TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL EVERYTHING. 1331 01:06:11,668 --> 01:06:14,970 SHIT, YOU BULLET-POINT IN YOUR OWN HEAD 1332 01:06:14,972 --> 01:06:17,706 HOW YOU'RE GONNA CONVINCE REBECCA TO GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE. 1333 01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:21,176 I'VE SEEN YOU DO THIS BEFORE. YOU DID IT WITH FRICKING CYNDI, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 1334 01:06:21,178 --> 01:06:24,746 - LIFE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. - SO YOU'VE GOT THIS FIGURED OUT THEN? 1335 01:06:24,748 --> 01:06:27,082 YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ME. IS THAT RIGHT? 1336 01:06:27,084 --> 01:06:30,352 I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU: FUCK YOU, BRADY. OKAY? 1337 01:06:30,354 --> 01:06:33,455 YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 1338 01:06:33,457 --> 01:06:38,026 YEAH, SOME FUCKING BEST MAN YOU TURNED OUT TO BE. 1339 01:06:38,028 --> 01:06:41,730 YEAH, AND A BEST MAN WOULD GIVE A FRICKING SPEECH, ASSHOLE. 1340 01:06:41,732 --> 01:06:43,999 OH YEAH? WELL, I'D LIKE TO THINK 1341 01:06:44,001 --> 01:06:46,634 THAT A BEST MAN WOULD TAKE 20 FUCKING MINUTES OUT OF HIS DAY 1342 01:06:46,636 --> 01:06:50,739 TO PLAN SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE HE CALLS HIS BEST FRIEND. 1343 01:06:50,741 --> 01:06:54,109 YOU KNOW, I SHOULD'VE HAD LEO BE MY BEST MAN. 1344 01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,545 AT LEAST I KNOW HE WOULD HAVE THE DECENCY 1345 01:06:57,547 --> 01:07:00,648 NOT TO GO ON ABOUT GANG BANGS AND CLEVELAND STEAMERS 1346 01:07:00,650 --> 01:07:02,350 IN FRONT OF MY GRANDMOTHER. 1347 01:07:07,089 --> 01:07:09,491 "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FAMILY AND FRIENDS, 1348 01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:12,093 CAN YOU GATHER ROUND PLEASE? FAMILY AND FRIENDS. 1349 01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:15,663 VINCE. 1350 01:07:16,732 --> 01:07:18,333 I'VE HAD THE PRIVILEGE 1351 01:07:18,335 --> 01:07:20,769 TO KNOW HIM NOW FOR ALMOST 25 YEARS. 1352 01:07:20,771 --> 01:07:23,038 AND HONESTLY, I GOTTA SAY 1353 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,640 HE'S BEEN ONE OF THE BEST FRIENDS I COULD EVER HAVE. 1354 01:07:27,443 --> 01:07:30,311 IN SEVENTH GRADE, WE WERE IN GYM. 1355 01:07:30,313 --> 01:07:33,348 DO YOU REMEMBER THIS, VINCE? WE WERE RUNNING TRACK. 1356 01:07:33,350 --> 01:07:35,683 I TRIPPED AND I FELL INTO A HUGE PUDDLE-- 1357 01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:37,619 COMPLETELY DRENCHED, HEAD TO TOE-- 1358 01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:39,788 WITH A WHITE T-SHIRT NO LESS. 1359 01:07:39,790 --> 01:07:42,257 NOW, MIND YOU, 1360 01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:44,492 I WAS NOT THE... 1361 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:49,164 SLIMMEST KID IN THE SCHOOL. 1362 01:07:49,166 --> 01:07:50,799 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I HELD MY HEAD HIGH. 1363 01:07:50,801 --> 01:07:52,734 BUT WHEN I FELL IN THAT PUDDLE, 1364 01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:54,736 ALL THE KIDS STARTED POINTING AT ME, 1365 01:07:54,738 --> 01:07:56,704 LAUGHING AT ME, MAKING FUN OF ME. 1366 01:07:58,808 --> 01:08:01,276 BUT WITHOUT HESITATION, 1367 01:08:01,278 --> 01:08:03,178 VINCE RAN UP TO ME 1368 01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:05,346 AND LITERALLY TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF HIS BACK 1369 01:08:05,348 --> 01:08:07,649 AND GAVE IT TO ME. 1370 01:08:07,651 --> 01:08:09,651 AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU SO WONDERFUL. 1371 01:08:09,653 --> 01:08:12,253 AND TO SEE YOU HERE WITH CYNDI-- WHO, BY THE WAY, 1372 01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:14,622 WITHOUT A DOUBT 1373 01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:18,226 IS THE MOST BREATHTAKING BRIDE I HAVE SEEN-- 1374 01:08:18,228 --> 01:08:20,095 AND TO SEE THE WAY 1375 01:08:21,197 --> 01:08:23,398 THAT YOU MAKE HER SMILE REMINDS ME 1376 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:24,866 OF ALL THE TIMES 1377 01:08:24,868 --> 01:08:28,169 YOU'VE MADE ME SMILE THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. 1378 01:08:32,575 --> 01:08:34,109 TO VINCE." 1379 01:08:34,111 --> 01:08:36,177 ( shatters ) 1380 01:08:38,714 --> 01:08:40,415 THIS IS THE ONE THING I PLANNED. 1381 01:08:41,350 --> 01:08:42,884 HEAD OVER TO BALTIC. 1382 01:08:42,886 --> 01:08:44,652 RIGHT BY THE BOARDWALK, THERE'S A HOUSE PARTY THERE. 1383 01:08:44,654 --> 01:08:46,888 THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL FIND HER. 1384 01:08:46,890 --> 01:08:48,490 LUCK. 1385 01:08:53,696 --> 01:08:57,232 ONE, TWO, THREE. 1386 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:01,369 ( Adam and Leo screaming ) 1387 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:04,172 STOP! 1388 01:09:08,210 --> 01:09:09,744 OH GOD! 1389 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:16,251 OH GOD. ( babbles ) 1390 01:09:17,186 --> 01:09:19,220 GOD! STOP! 1391 01:09:20,422 --> 01:09:22,757 ( screaming continues ) 1392 01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:25,593 I WISH I WAS AT THE FLOWER SHOW! 1393 01:09:29,665 --> 01:09:31,866 ( laughs ) 1394 01:09:35,237 --> 01:09:37,272 THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 1395 01:09:37,274 --> 01:09:38,873 - I'VE DONE WORSE. - I GET IT NOW. 1396 01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:40,341 I TOTALLY GET IT, RIGHT. 1397 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,810 'CAUSE BEING AN ASSHOLE ISN'T ABOUT 1398 01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:45,180 PROVING SOMETHING TO SOMEONE ELSE. 1399 01:09:45,182 --> 01:09:47,348 NO NO NO NO, IT'S ABOUT PROVING SOMETHING TO YOURSELF. 1400 01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:49,784 TO THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, RIGHT? 1401 01:09:49,786 --> 01:09:51,953 JUST LIKE THE TIME-- LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON, 1402 01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:53,888 WHEN HE PUNCHED HIS DENTIST IN THE DICK. 1403 01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:55,890 - ( laughs ) - RIGHT? 1404 01:09:55,892 --> 01:09:58,326 EXACTLY. YOUR EYES ARE OPENING, LITTLE REYNOLDS. 1405 01:09:58,328 --> 01:10:02,530 I FEEL ALIVE, YOU KNOW? I FEEL, LIKE, BORN AGAIN. 1406 01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:04,732 I JUST WANNA RATTLE SOME CAGES. 1407 01:10:04,734 --> 01:10:06,634 THE CONSEQUENCES BE DAMNED. 1408 01:10:06,636 --> 01:10:08,269 FUCK YEAH. 1409 01:10:08,271 --> 01:10:09,470 HEY! 1410 01:10:10,539 --> 01:10:12,874 MOTHERFUCKERS! 1411 01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:14,742 OH BOY. 1412 01:10:14,744 --> 01:10:17,412 HEY HEY HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT HERE ON THE BOARDS? 1413 01:10:17,414 --> 01:10:19,280 SHOULDN'T YOU BE, LIKE-- I DON'T KNOW-- 1414 01:10:19,282 --> 01:10:21,216 BUILDING A RAILROAD 1415 01:10:21,218 --> 01:10:23,585 OR OPENING UP A DRY-CLEANING BUSINESS? 1416 01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:25,920 - ( laughs ) WAIT WAIT. - ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT 'EM. 1417 01:10:25,922 --> 01:10:27,822 Leo: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, HOLD ON. 1418 01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:31,759 ( mockingly ) OH NO! GODZIRRA! 1419 01:10:31,761 --> 01:10:33,361 HERE GODZIRRA COME! 1420 01:10:33,363 --> 01:10:35,763 ( mimicking roaring ) 1421 01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:38,466 DESTROY BUILDINGS. I NEED MORE BUILDINGS. 1422 01:10:43,272 --> 01:10:44,973 - OKAY. - RADIATION! 1423 01:10:44,975 --> 01:10:47,342 - OKAY, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD. GOT 'EM. - WAIT WAIT WAIT. 1424 01:10:47,344 --> 01:10:48,509 I'M NOT DONE YET. HOLD ON. 1425 01:10:48,511 --> 01:10:51,579 ( mockingly ) OH. HELLO. 1426 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,815 I'M REALLY GOOD AT ALGEBRA, 1427 01:10:53,817 --> 01:10:56,351 BUT I'M REALLY BAD AT WINNING WARS. 1428 01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:57,619 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 1429 01:10:57,621 --> 01:10:58,686 OKAY, YOU'RE JU-- YOU'RE JUST BEING-- 1430 01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:00,021 YOU'RE BEING RACIST NOW. I NEVER-- 1431 01:11:00,023 --> 01:11:01,522 I NEVER TAUGHT YOU TO BE RACIST, ALL RIGHT? 1432 01:11:01,524 --> 01:11:04,325 I'M NOT BEING RACIST. WILL YOU CALM DOWN PLEASE? 1433 01:11:06,996 --> 01:11:09,597 - WHOA! - WHOA. WHAT DO WE DO? 1434 01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:11,432 UH... 1435 01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,406 - RUN. - OKAY. 1436 01:11:18,408 --> 01:11:19,974 - OH. - ( clinks ) 1437 01:11:21,910 --> 01:11:23,878 - HURRY UP! - I'M NOT USED TO RUNNING 1438 01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,780 WITH A FISHING LURE IN MY DICK! 1439 01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:28,016 - SCOOBY DOO. SCOOBY DOO! - WHAT? 1440 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:35,323 ( footsteps fade ) 1441 01:11:35,325 --> 01:11:37,558 - ( exhales deeply ) - ( laughs ) 1442 01:11:38,861 --> 01:11:40,328 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED. 1443 01:11:42,431 --> 01:11:44,365 - WHAT? - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 1444 01:11:44,367 --> 01:11:46,668 - WH-- - YOU STARTED OFF GREAT, 1445 01:11:46,670 --> 01:11:48,036 THEN YOU JUST FUCKING TANKED IT. 1446 01:11:48,038 --> 01:11:50,305 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 1447 01:11:50,307 --> 01:11:53,608 YOU KNOW THE ASIANS ARE EXTREMELY PROUD AND PROSPEROUS PEOPLE. 1448 01:11:53,610 --> 01:11:56,711 - I KNOW. - GOOD FOOD, INTERESTING CULTURE, 1449 01:11:56,713 --> 01:11:59,647 OUTSTANDING MOVIES AND CINEMA. 1450 01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:02,550 I DON'T WANNA LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... 1451 01:12:04,553 --> 01:12:06,387 - Vince: HEY. - Leo: HEY, VINCE. 1452 01:12:06,389 --> 01:12:08,089 THOSE GUYS LOOKED PRETTY PISSED. THAT YOU, ADAM? 1453 01:12:08,091 --> 01:12:10,992 LEO STARTED A TURF WAR. WHERE ARE YOU GOING IN SUCH A HURRY? 1454 01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:13,361 I'M GOING TO TELL THE WOMAN I LOVE 1455 01:12:13,363 --> 01:12:15,830 THAT SHE'S THE WOMAN THAT I LOVE. 1456 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,799 - REBECCA? - YEAH. 1457 01:12:17,801 --> 01:12:21,436 - WHAT, THE FLORIST? ( laughs ) - YES, THE FLORIST. 1458 01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:24,372 OH. OH, SHE'S A SWEETHEART. YOU SHOULD'VE MARRIED THAT GIRL. 1459 01:12:25,607 --> 01:12:27,075 EVERYBODY? 1460 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:30,445 IT'S YOUR RIDE-OR-DIE CHICK. 1461 01:12:38,987 --> 01:12:40,621 DAN? 1462 01:12:48,097 --> 01:12:49,697 DAN. 1463 01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:53,401 ( gasps ) 1464 01:12:54,737 --> 01:12:57,138 MMM. I'M NOT DAN. 1465 01:12:57,140 --> 01:12:59,407 THERE'S NO DAN HERE. 1466 01:13:06,115 --> 01:13:08,683 OH. HEY, I KNOW YOU. 1467 01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:11,719 - YOU'RE THE MINISTER. - OH YES. 1468 01:13:14,089 --> 01:13:17,492 - THE MINISTER OF PLEASURE. - ( unzips ) 1469 01:13:19,528 --> 01:13:21,095 I ALSO DO BAR MITZVAHS. 1470 01:13:26,935 --> 01:13:30,505 THAT BEARDED BLOND BASTARD. 1471 01:13:36,145 --> 01:13:38,479 HE DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE. 1472 01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:40,815 WE HAVE GOD ON OUR SIDE. 1473 01:13:40,817 --> 01:13:42,817 PEACHEY? 1474 01:13:42,819 --> 01:13:45,653 BRING THE BONERALL. 1475 01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:48,756 ( dance music playing ) 1476 01:13:50,526 --> 01:13:51,826 THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT. 1477 01:13:51,828 --> 01:13:54,796 - YEAH. - HOW DO I LOOK? 1478 01:13:54,798 --> 01:13:57,899 UM, WELL, YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE A HASIDIC PIMP. 1479 01:13:57,901 --> 01:13:59,767 YEAH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LOSE THE SHIRT. 1480 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:01,502 - OKAY. - UNBELIEVABLE. 1481 01:14:01,504 --> 01:14:04,439 ICELANDIC HAIRDRESSER. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 1482 01:14:04,441 --> 01:14:05,940 REALLY? REALLY? 1483 01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:09,177 IT'S A MANSION. THERE'S BOUND TO BE A HANGER. 1484 01:14:09,179 --> 01:14:11,212 LIKE ANIMALS, BOTH OF YA. 1485 01:14:11,214 --> 01:14:13,881 ( music continues ) 1486 01:14:13,883 --> 01:14:16,651 ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU GUYS ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. 1487 01:14:16,653 --> 01:14:18,953 TALK TO YOUR BROTHER. YOU KNOW HE'S A HUGE RACIST? 1488 01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:21,556 - I'M NOT A RACIST. - OH MY GOD, I'M SERIOUS. 1489 01:14:21,558 --> 01:14:23,591 - WHAT? - ( music continues ) 1490 01:14:27,563 --> 01:14:29,630 ( chattering ) 1491 01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:34,202 ( music fades ) 1492 01:14:40,108 --> 01:14:41,776 ♪ IN SPIT OF THE MELODY... 1493 01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:44,745 OKAY. WAIT HERE. 1494 01:14:44,747 --> 01:14:47,181 ♪ THE BETTER PART OF ME IS CAVING ♪ 1495 01:14:47,183 --> 01:14:50,551 ♪ AND WE DON'T NEED THOSE BROKEN BONES ♪ 1496 01:14:50,553 --> 01:14:52,887 ♪ AWKWARD LIGHTING IN BROKEN HOMES ♪ 1497 01:14:52,889 --> 01:14:55,690 ♪ NO NO NO, WE DON'T NEED THOSE EMPTY TONES... ♪ 1498 01:14:55,692 --> 01:14:57,492 - HEY. - VINCE. 1499 01:14:57,494 --> 01:14:59,994 - ( laughs ) - WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1500 01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:01,829 - IS CYNDI WITH YOU? - REMEMBER THAT TIME 1501 01:15:01,831 --> 01:15:03,898 IN STATISTICS CLASS WHEN WE ALMOST KISSED? 1502 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,501 NO. 1503 01:15:06,503 --> 01:15:09,871 OH. OKAY. THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT THEN. 1504 01:15:09,873 --> 01:15:13,007 - LISTEN TO ME. - Igor: HELLO, REBECKY. 1505 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,042 HERE'S THE ANOTHER KAMIKAZE YOU WANTED. 1506 01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:18,546 - NUMBER FOUR. - NUMBER FOUR ALREADY? 1507 01:15:18,548 --> 01:15:21,215 - OH MY ATLANTA. - HOW DO YOU SAY "FOUR" IN RUSSIAN? 1508 01:15:21,217 --> 01:15:23,184 IT'S... ( speaking Russian ) 1509 01:15:23,186 --> 01:15:24,852 ( speaks Russian ) 1510 01:15:25,787 --> 01:15:27,088 USE YOUR TEETH AND YOUR TONGUE. 1511 01:15:27,090 --> 01:15:29,156 ( both speak ) 1512 01:15:30,926 --> 01:15:33,895 OH, I'M SORRY. VINCE, THIS IS IGOR. IGOR, VINCE. 1513 01:15:33,897 --> 01:15:36,631 HELLO, VINCE. WOULD YOU LIKE A RED CUP 1514 01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:38,666 - FULL OF PARTY DRINK? - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1515 01:15:38,668 --> 01:15:41,869 I'M WORKING ON KAMIKAZE NUMBER... ( speaks Russian ) 1516 01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,005 I'M A BIG GIRL, VINCE. I'M ALLOWED TO DRINK. 1517 01:15:44,007 --> 01:15:45,273 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT NOT WITH THIS ASSHOLE. 1518 01:15:45,275 --> 01:15:47,675 OH! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 1519 01:15:47,677 --> 01:15:49,644 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE MET EVER. 1520 01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:52,647 - WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? - MY PROBLEM? THIS GUY'S A PIECE OF SHIT 1521 01:15:52,649 --> 01:15:55,750 - AND HIS BOOTS BROKE A CHAIR OVER MY BACK YESTERDAY. - OH, IT'S LIES! 1522 01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:57,218 - MY BOOTS WOULD NEVER BREAK A CHAIR. - NO NO NO. 1523 01:15:57,220 --> 01:16:00,187 - HE LOVES CARPENTRY. - I LOVE MY MAPLE. 1524 01:16:00,189 --> 01:16:02,256 YESTERDAY? WHY AREN'T YOU WITH YOUR WIFE? 1525 01:16:02,258 --> 01:16:04,325 SHE'S A LESBIAN, EVIDENTLY ALWAYS HAS BEEN. 1526 01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:06,661 I CAUGHT HER CHEATING ON ME WITH HER MAID OF HONOR. 1527 01:16:06,663 --> 01:16:08,996 - HOW CONTROVERSIAL. - Vince: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 1528 01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:11,632 LISTEN TO ME. ( breathes deeply ) 1529 01:16:12,634 --> 01:16:14,302 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1530 01:16:15,604 --> 01:16:16,971 I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. 1531 01:16:20,609 --> 01:16:22,677 OKAY. 1532 01:16:24,947 --> 01:16:27,081 "OKAY"? 1533 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:29,617 THAT'S IT? "OKAY." "OKAY"? 1534 01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:33,287 I GUESS. I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY. 1535 01:16:35,290 --> 01:16:38,359 OH, THIS IS PAINFULLY AWKWARD, OKAY? SO LET'S NO MORE OF IT. 1536 01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:41,028 REBECKY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY BED? 1537 01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:43,164 IT'S A TEMPUR-PEDIC. 1538 01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:46,100 UH, MAYBE LATER. 1539 01:16:47,069 --> 01:16:48,669 I SEE. 1540 01:16:48,671 --> 01:16:51,172 WELL, THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG. 1541 01:16:54,810 --> 01:16:58,245 - ( speaks Russian ) - WHAT? 1542 01:16:58,247 --> 01:17:00,181 - ( fizzing ) - TO YOUR HEALTH. 1543 01:17:00,183 --> 01:17:01,616 - NO, HOLD ON. - OH! 1544 01:17:01,618 --> 01:17:03,351 WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR, ASSHOLE?! 1545 01:17:03,353 --> 01:17:04,952 HIS BOOTS JUST TRIED TO DRUG YOU. 1546 01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:08,289 - MY BOOTS WOULD NEVER DO THAT! - I JUST SAY NO TO DRUG. 1547 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,659 - ( sighs ) - REBECKY, YOU ARE SOAKING WET. 1548 01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:13,728 PLEASE, GO TO THE TOP FLOOR. IT'S THE PENTHOUSE. 1549 01:17:13,730 --> 01:17:16,330 IT'S MY ROOM. GO INTO MY CLOSET, TAKE WHATEVER YOU LIKE. 1550 01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:18,733 THANK YOU, IGOR. YOU'RE QUITE THE GENTLEMAN. 1551 01:17:21,670 --> 01:17:23,738 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 1552 01:17:24,706 --> 01:17:26,073 HEY. 1553 01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:27,408 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 1554 01:17:27,410 --> 01:17:30,411 I'M GOING TO MAKE BANGS WITH THE WOMAN YOU LOVE. 1555 01:17:30,413 --> 01:17:33,648 HOW CONTROVERSIAL. 1556 01:17:33,650 --> 01:17:36,717 I'M FAT. I CAN'T RUN. I'M FAT. 1557 01:17:38,153 --> 01:17:39,654 I NEED TO GO TO THE GYM. 1558 01:17:40,722 --> 01:17:42,156 THEY ARE WALKING REALLY FAST. 1559 01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:44,759 THIS DOES NOT SEEM NORMAL. 1560 01:17:44,761 --> 01:17:46,961 MY GOD, HE'S SLOW. 1561 01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:48,929 OH GOD! OH, I'VE GOT A CRAMP! 1562 01:17:49,865 --> 01:17:51,432 OKAY, CAN YOU JUST... 1563 01:17:51,434 --> 01:17:53,668 MAKE BANGS WITH SOMEONE ELSE? 1564 01:17:53,670 --> 01:17:56,737 - I'M TRYING TO TALK TO HER. - MMM. SHE'S A LITTLE OLDER THAN I LIKE, 1565 01:17:56,739 --> 01:17:58,439 BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR HER, 1566 01:17:58,441 --> 01:18:01,742 BECAUSE SHE IS IN TIP-TOP SHAPE. 1567 01:18:04,012 --> 01:18:07,748 UH-OH UH-OH UH-OH, BOOTS. 1568 01:18:08,717 --> 01:18:11,819 I THINK THAT SHE IS THE WOMAN HE LOVES 1569 01:18:11,821 --> 01:18:15,189 AND HE HAS YET TO ROUND HER BASEBALL BASES. 1570 01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:17,758 - Boots: OH. - IS THAT RIGHT? 1571 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:22,329 I'LL DO YOU A FAVOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW SHE LIKES IT. 1572 01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:25,733 OR BETTER YET, I'LL HAVE BOOTS V.C.R. IT 1573 01:18:25,735 --> 01:18:27,835 AND YOU CAN WATCH IT YOURSELF LATER. 1574 01:18:27,837 --> 01:18:30,705 HOW CONTROVERSIAL. 1575 01:18:30,707 --> 01:18:33,374 OH YEAH. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 1576 01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:36,177 I'D LIKE TO BE INSIDE OF HER. 1577 01:18:36,179 --> 01:18:38,312 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, 1578 01:18:38,314 --> 01:18:40,448 YOU HAGGIS-EATING BASTARD? 1579 01:18:40,450 --> 01:18:44,852 OH, IF IT ISN'T BRET MICHAELS FROM THE POISONS. 1580 01:18:45,954 --> 01:18:48,322 WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS. 1581 01:18:48,324 --> 01:18:51,392 YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I FINISH MY NAILINGS. 1582 01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:55,329 NO FUCKING WAY. I DEMAND SATISFACTION NOW, 1583 01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:57,498 AND I CHALLENGE YOU 1584 01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:01,001 - TO A CONTROVERSIAL-OFF. - ( crowd gasps ) 1585 01:19:02,804 --> 01:19:05,272 YEAH, WE TAKE TURNS. 1586 01:19:05,274 --> 01:19:08,809 FIRST ONE WHO CAN'T STAND TO WATCH, LOSES. 1587 01:19:08,811 --> 01:19:11,312 I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. 1588 01:19:11,314 --> 01:19:13,180 DO YOU ACCEPT? 1589 01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:18,385 - NYET. - ARE YOU AFRAID, MR. CONTROVERSIAL? 1590 01:19:18,387 --> 01:19:20,454 ARE YOU PUSSYING OUT ON ME? 1591 01:19:20,456 --> 01:19:22,757 NO. 1592 01:19:23,859 --> 01:19:25,960 I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO 1593 01:19:25,962 --> 01:19:28,529 AND YOU ARE NOT WORTH MY TIME. 1594 01:19:29,531 --> 01:19:33,534 YOU ARE NOT CONTROVERSIAL IN THE LEAST. 1595 01:19:33,536 --> 01:19:36,403 YOUR CONTROVERSY IS A FAKE CONTROVERSY. 1596 01:19:36,405 --> 01:19:39,807 YOU DO IT ONLY TO HIDE YOUR INSECURITIES. 1597 01:19:39,809 --> 01:19:42,943 BUT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY CONTROVERSIAL. 1598 01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:46,547 YOU PRETEND TO LOVE THINGS LIKE... 1599 01:19:46,549 --> 01:19:48,415 ( American accent ) PICKUP TRUCKS 1600 01:19:48,417 --> 01:19:50,217 AND CHEESEBURGERS AND TITTIES. 1601 01:19:50,219 --> 01:19:53,888 ( Russian accent ) BUT YOU DON'T LOVE CHEESEBURGERS 1602 01:19:53,890 --> 01:19:55,790 AND PICKUP TRUCKS AND TITTIES. 1603 01:19:55,792 --> 01:19:57,525 YOU ONLY PRETEND TO LOVE THOSE THINGS 1604 01:19:57,527 --> 01:19:59,426 BECAUSE IT'S WHAT YOU THINK IS CONTROVERSIAL. 1605 01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:02,563 BUT YOU CANNOT PLAY MY GAME OF CONTROVERSY. 1606 01:20:02,565 --> 01:20:05,866 IN THE GAME OF CONTROVERSY, 1607 01:20:05,868 --> 01:20:08,469 YOU ARE THE WASHINGTON GENERALS. 1608 01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:09,837 ( exhales sharply ) 1609 01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:14,875 CHALLENGE. 1610 01:20:24,286 --> 01:20:26,954 YOU THINK YOU KNOW CONTROVERSY? 1611 01:20:26,956 --> 01:20:28,956 JUST LIKE I KNOW THAT THE HOLOCAUST 1612 01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:30,958 NEVER HAPPENED. 1613 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:34,995 - ( gasps ) CONTROVERSIAL! - Adam: RACIST. 1614 01:20:36,031 --> 01:20:37,832 WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOOTS? 1615 01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:41,235 ( inhales deeply ) 1616 01:20:43,205 --> 01:20:46,440 - ( moans ) - ( gasping breath ) 1617 01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:48,843 I THINKS YOU HAS YOURSELF 1618 01:20:48,845 --> 01:20:53,147 - A CONTROVERSIAL-OFF! - ( cheering ) 1619 01:20:55,483 --> 01:20:57,284 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 1620 01:20:57,286 --> 01:20:59,286 BUYING YOU SOME TIME. GO TALK TO HER. 1621 01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:01,021 JUST GO. IT'LL BE FINE. 1622 01:21:03,892 --> 01:21:06,060 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS GUY. 1623 01:21:06,062 --> 01:21:09,063 - THESE EUROPEANS ARE THE REAL ASSHOLE DEAL! - I CAN DO THIS. 1624 01:21:09,065 --> 01:21:11,632 DON'T TRY TO WIN. JUST BUY VINCE A COUPLE OF MINUTES. 1625 01:21:11,634 --> 01:21:13,934 FUCK THAT. I CAN WIN THIS. 1626 01:21:13,936 --> 01:21:16,937 SNAP OUT OF IT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO READY FOR THIS. 1627 01:21:16,939 --> 01:21:18,906 I HAVE 22 YEARS OF REPRESSED ASSHOLE 1628 01:21:18,908 --> 01:21:21,942 THAT HAS BEEN BOILING UP INSIDE OF ME, WAITING FOR THIS VERY MOMENT. 1629 01:21:21,944 --> 01:21:25,579 I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN WIN THIS. 1630 01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:30,618 IF YOU DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT, THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, 1631 01:21:30,620 --> 01:21:33,921 PICK UP YOUR SLAPHAPPY DICK AND BEAT YOUR DOWN-SYNDROME SISTER WITH IT. 1632 01:21:33,923 --> 01:21:35,956 GIVE HIM HELL. 1633 01:21:37,926 --> 01:21:40,227 HEY. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1634 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:41,962 VINCE, PLEASE JUST LEAVE. 1635 01:21:41,964 --> 01:21:43,998 DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID DOWN THERE? 1636 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:47,067 - ( scoffs ) - I'M-- I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1637 01:21:50,105 --> 01:21:52,106 I WAS SURE YOU FELT THE SAME WAY. 1638 01:21:52,108 --> 01:21:55,009 OF COURSE I DO, VINCE. I ALWAYS HAVE. 1639 01:21:55,011 --> 01:21:57,177 BUT WHY NOW? YOU'RE MARRIED. 1640 01:21:57,179 --> 01:21:58,979 TECHNICALLY, YES. 1641 01:21:58,981 --> 01:22:01,949 BUT I THINK I FOUND A LOOPHOLE. 1642 01:22:01,951 --> 01:22:03,117 WHAT? 1643 01:22:11,026 --> 01:22:12,493 ( growls ) 1644 01:22:24,139 --> 01:22:25,406 LADIES FIRST. 1645 01:22:36,017 --> 01:22:37,484 - ( guys cheer ) - WHOA! 1646 01:22:37,486 --> 01:22:39,320 Man: ALL RIGHT! YEAH! ALL RIGHT! 1647 01:22:39,322 --> 01:22:41,488 ALL RIGHT. 1648 01:22:42,991 --> 01:22:46,460 ( breathing heavily ) 1649 01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:48,062 Man #2: OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING? 1650 01:22:48,064 --> 01:22:50,130 ( people chattering ) 1651 01:22:53,268 --> 01:22:55,336 - ( moaning ) - ( shouting ) 1652 01:22:56,638 --> 01:22:58,539 ( retches ) 1653 01:23:04,312 --> 01:23:06,046 YOUR MOVE, CUPCAKE. 1654 01:23:07,716 --> 01:23:10,317 ( retches ) 1655 01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:12,219 ( panting ) 1656 01:23:13,755 --> 01:23:16,023 HEY, GUYS. 1657 01:23:16,025 --> 01:23:18,092 LISTEN, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 1658 01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:19,493 THAT WAS MY LITTLE FRIEND. 1659 01:23:19,495 --> 01:23:21,228 I LOVE ASIAN PEOPLE. 1660 01:23:21,230 --> 01:23:23,130 GOOD-- GOOD FOOD. 1661 01:23:23,132 --> 01:23:25,432 GREAT FOOD. FUCK. 1662 01:23:31,272 --> 01:23:32,673 - ( weapon jingles ) - WHOA! 1663 01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:35,576 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE-- WE'RE ALL GENTLEMEN HERE. 1664 01:23:35,578 --> 01:23:38,145 I THINK WE CAN ACT ACCORDINGLY. 1665 01:23:40,115 --> 01:23:42,516 THOSE ARE BADASS. NOT NECESSARY. 1666 01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:45,686 - UH, GUYS-- - Man: HEY, YO! 1667 01:23:45,688 --> 01:23:48,155 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BITCHES DOING, HUH? 1668 01:23:52,093 --> 01:23:54,695 THAT DELIGHTFUL WHITE BOY BELONGS WITH US. 1669 01:23:54,697 --> 01:23:58,065 - WHAT'S UP? - YEAH, I GUESS THEY DIDN'T SEE OUR HANKY CHIEFS. 1670 01:24:00,735 --> 01:24:03,804 - SERIOUSLY? - NOW IT'S OFFICIAL. 1671 01:24:03,806 --> 01:24:06,407 NO, IT'S NOT. NO, YOU'RE MARRIED. 1672 01:24:06,409 --> 01:24:09,043 - THIS THING WAS STUPID, ANYWAY. - NO NO. LOOK, 1673 01:24:09,045 --> 01:24:11,378 STUPID, MAYBE; MARRIED, YES. 1674 01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:13,714 BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY-- 1675 01:24:13,716 --> 01:24:17,384 PAGE ONE, PARAGRAPH ONE, ARTICLE ONE-- 1676 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:21,188 IT SAYS "HAPPILY MARRIED." 1677 01:24:23,124 --> 01:24:26,060 OKAY? AND... ( sighs ) 1678 01:24:26,062 --> 01:24:27,294 I DON'T THINK 1679 01:24:27,296 --> 01:24:29,496 I COULD EVER BE HAPPY WITHOUT YOU IN MY LIFE. 1680 01:24:31,266 --> 01:24:33,333 ( sniffing ) 1681 01:24:47,148 --> 01:24:50,250 - ( squishing ) - ( gasps ) 1682 01:24:54,622 --> 01:24:56,690 ( crowd gasps ) 1683 01:24:58,226 --> 01:25:00,727 ( crowd groans ) 1684 01:25:00,729 --> 01:25:02,529 ( people retching ) 1685 01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:05,132 HE DOES KNOW WHAT A BLOOD JOB IS. 1686 01:25:06,234 --> 01:25:08,168 BOOTS. 1687 01:25:10,505 --> 01:25:12,706 HAND ME YOUR FECES. 1688 01:25:16,678 --> 01:25:19,746 ( guys grunting ) 1689 01:25:19,748 --> 01:25:22,216 MOTHERFUCKER! 1690 01:25:30,825 --> 01:25:33,193 NOT GONNA FIZZLE ME! 1691 01:25:33,195 --> 01:25:36,163 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO WATCH YOU BE ENGAGED 1692 01:25:36,165 --> 01:25:38,165 AND MAKE THE FLOWERS FOR YOUR WEDDING 1693 01:25:38,167 --> 01:25:40,501 AND YOUR BRIDE-TO-BE? I DIDN'T JUST DECIDE 1694 01:25:40,503 --> 01:25:42,336 ONE DAY TO BE COOL WITH US NEVER HAPPENING. 1695 01:25:42,338 --> 01:25:44,905 THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN OVERNIGHT. IT'S REALLY HARD TO DO. 1696 01:25:44,907 --> 01:25:48,142 YOU HAVE TO WORK UP TO IT. AND NOW YOU SHOW UP TWO DAYS 1697 01:25:48,144 --> 01:25:51,478 AFTER I WATCHED YOU GET MARRIED AND I SAID MY FINAL GOODBYE. 1698 01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:53,680 AND YOU JUST EXPECT ME TO UNDO YEARS 1699 01:25:53,682 --> 01:25:56,350 OF COMING TO TERMS WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS? FUCK YOU, VINCE. 1700 01:25:56,352 --> 01:26:00,320 NO, WAIT. HOLD ON. THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ME EITHER, OKAY? 1701 01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:02,389 ( crowd yelling ) 1702 01:26:05,927 --> 01:26:08,362 Man: OH GOD, NO! OH! 1703 01:26:10,265 --> 01:26:11,798 OH, LOOKS LIKE SOFT-SERVE! 1704 01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,800 - VERY GOOD. RELAX. - ( chattering ) 1705 01:26:19,274 --> 01:26:25,479 - Man: OH NO! - ( people gag ) 1706 01:26:25,481 --> 01:26:28,182 - OH! - ( retching ) 1707 01:26:28,184 --> 01:26:30,784 OH! OH OH, NO! 1708 01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:36,423 Man: OH, MAN, COME ON! 1709 01:26:41,496 --> 01:26:43,497 FUCK! ( mutters ) 1710 01:26:43,499 --> 01:26:45,299 FUCK. ( pants ) 1711 01:26:45,301 --> 01:26:47,568 GET OUT OF HERE, BRADY. YOU'RE TOO PRETTY. 1712 01:26:47,570 --> 01:26:50,204 YOU BREAK INTO THAT LADY'S HOUSE? 1713 01:26:50,206 --> 01:26:52,472 OW! YES! OW! 1714 01:26:52,474 --> 01:26:54,908 OF COURSE I DID! I DID A PRETTY SHITTY JOB HIDING IT, 1715 01:26:54,910 --> 01:26:57,344 - SO YOU'RE JUST AS GUILTY AS I AM! - WHERE THE FUCK IS VINCE? 1716 01:26:57,346 --> 01:26:59,213 - IGOR'S PENTHOUSE. - YOU ALL RIGHT? 1717 01:26:59,215 --> 01:27:00,847 - YEAH, I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. - GOOD. 1718 01:27:01,916 --> 01:27:03,617 I THOUGHT I HAD EVERYTHING GOING 1719 01:27:03,619 --> 01:27:05,519 EXACTLY THE WAY I PLANNED. 1720 01:27:05,521 --> 01:27:08,422 AND THEN I FOUND OUT I WAS DEAD WRONG ABOUT ALL OF IT. 1721 01:27:08,424 --> 01:27:10,791 BUT I GET IT NOW. I GET IT. 1722 01:27:10,793 --> 01:27:12,759 I-- NOBODY CAN JUST SAY THAT 1723 01:27:12,761 --> 01:27:15,229 EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE A CERTAIN WAY FROM THIS POINT ON 1724 01:27:15,231 --> 01:27:16,997 JUST BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY THEY WANT IT TO BE. 1725 01:27:16,999 --> 01:27:19,333 - WHAT? - ( sighs ) 1726 01:27:19,335 --> 01:27:22,636 LIFE THROWS YOU CURVES ALL THE TIME, AND THEY CAN SUCK. 1727 01:27:22,638 --> 01:27:25,806 BUT SOMETIMES LIFE GIVES YOU A SECOND CHANCE. 1728 01:27:27,909 --> 01:27:30,844 - THIS ONE JUST HAPPENED TO COME AT A... - ( sighs ) 1729 01:27:31,879 --> 01:27:35,882 ...REALLY REALLY INCONVENIENT TIME. 1730 01:27:38,286 --> 01:27:42,856 THIS SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN A BACKUP PLAN. 1731 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,327 ( people shouting ) 1732 01:27:50,598 --> 01:27:52,866 OH. OH, LOOK, HOW CUTE. 1733 01:27:52,868 --> 01:27:57,838 - HE LOOKS LIKE THE BELLAGIO. - ( both laugh ) 1734 01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:01,375 LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THE MAMA BIRD, MOTHERFUCKER. 1735 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:11,051 BOOTS, 1736 01:28:11,053 --> 01:28:13,353 I'LL NEED MORE FECES. 1737 01:28:15,657 --> 01:28:17,824 MUCH MORE. 1738 01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:22,863 - ( screams ) - ( grunting ) 1739 01:28:31,806 --> 01:28:33,440 NOW WHAT?! 1740 01:28:35,343 --> 01:28:36,977 WHOO! I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM! 1741 01:28:36,979 --> 01:28:38,879 GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP! 1742 01:28:38,881 --> 01:28:41,448 JUST GO TO SLEEP. SHH! SHH! 1743 01:28:41,450 --> 01:28:44,618 LOOK, I LOST EVERYTHING IN THE LAST TWO DAYS-- 1744 01:28:44,620 --> 01:28:47,054 EVERYTHING THAT I THOUGHT THAT I WANTED. AND HONESTLY, 1745 01:28:47,056 --> 01:28:49,423 I'M ABSOLUTELY FINE WITH THAT IF IT MEANS 1746 01:28:49,425 --> 01:28:51,992 THAT YOU AND I GET A SECOND CHANCE TO DO 1747 01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:54,861 WHAT WE SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO. 1748 01:28:59,767 --> 01:29:02,869 I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT NEAR-KISS IN STATISTICS FOR-- 1749 01:29:02,871 --> 01:29:06,039 FOR YEARS AFTER THAT. ( laughs, sniffles ) 1750 01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:07,908 ( people retching ) 1751 01:29:09,477 --> 01:29:12,479 - Man: OH NO! - MMM! 1752 01:29:12,481 --> 01:29:14,348 - YES, BOOTS. - ( shouting ) 1753 01:29:14,350 --> 01:29:15,849 YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. 1754 01:29:21,756 --> 01:29:23,724 OOH! 1755 01:29:23,726 --> 01:29:24,925 WOULD YOU HAVE ME? 1756 01:29:26,694 --> 01:29:28,362 I'D HAVE ME. 1757 01:29:28,364 --> 01:29:30,697 Man: NOBODY WINS! 1758 01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:33,467 - NOBODY WINS! - I'D HAVE ME HARD. 1759 01:29:33,469 --> 01:29:35,836 Igor: LOOK AT ME. I'M A MILLIONAIRE! 1760 01:29:35,838 --> 01:29:39,106 I'M A MONOPOLY MAN! I'M A MONOPOLY MAN WITH A BOOT. 1761 01:29:39,108 --> 01:29:42,075 DON'T PASS "GO." DON'T COLLECT DRACHMAS. 1762 01:29:42,077 --> 01:29:44,144 LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! 1763 01:29:44,146 --> 01:29:46,079 ( speaks Russian ) 1764 01:29:46,081 --> 01:29:48,582 I'M WEARING KULATS! 1765 01:29:48,584 --> 01:29:51,084 I AM FASHION-- FASHION AND FUN! 1766 01:29:51,086 --> 01:29:53,487 - SHH! SHH! JUST GO TO SLEEP. - ( grunting ) 1767 01:29:53,489 --> 01:29:55,021 GO TO SLEEP. I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM! 1768 01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:58,425 OH FUCK. 1769 01:29:59,694 --> 01:30:01,795 - ( yells ) - OH SHIT. 1770 01:30:01,797 --> 01:30:03,930 - ( thuds ) - ( pants ) 1771 01:30:03,932 --> 01:30:06,032 ( crying ) 1772 01:30:06,034 --> 01:30:07,601 ( whispers ) COME HERE. 1773 01:30:14,008 --> 01:30:16,176 - ♪ HELLO, MY BABY, HELLO, MY HONEY... ♪ - ( shouting, retching ) 1774 01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:19,546 ( mumbles ) 1775 01:30:19,548 --> 01:30:21,415 ( flesh slapping ) 1776 01:30:21,417 --> 01:30:24,451 HMM HMM, CAN YOU DIG IT? 1777 01:30:27,989 --> 01:30:29,689 - ( whip cracking ) - Man: OH NO! 1778 01:30:29,691 --> 01:30:32,125 - Man #2: GET THE FUCK OFF ME! - ( shouting, retching ) 1779 01:30:32,127 --> 01:30:34,161 DOG STYLE! 1780 01:30:34,163 --> 01:30:37,130 CONTROVERSIAL, MOTHERFUCKER. 1781 01:30:37,132 --> 01:30:39,766 ( laughs ) IT IS OLD ASS, BUT IT IS GOOD ASS! 1782 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:41,868 ( shouts ) 1783 01:30:41,870 --> 01:30:43,837 ( laughing hysterically ) 1784 01:30:45,106 --> 01:30:48,442 WHO'S NEXT? WHO'S NEXT?! 1785 01:30:48,444 --> 01:30:50,544 ( laughs ) 1786 01:30:58,619 --> 01:31:02,556 WHOO! ( laughs ) 1787 01:31:16,170 --> 01:31:18,538 YOU ARE THE WASHINGTON GENITALS. 1788 01:31:18,540 --> 01:31:20,941 - NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. - NO! 1789 01:31:20,943 --> 01:31:22,843 WHAT? MY BOOTS. 1790 01:31:27,615 --> 01:31:29,716 ( grunts, groaning ) 1791 01:31:34,522 --> 01:31:35,689 LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 1792 01:31:35,691 --> 01:31:37,624 ( weapon clangs ) 1793 01:31:42,597 --> 01:31:44,164 TOP-NOTCH GANG BANGING. 1794 01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:47,567 THAT-- OH MY GOD. YOU GUYS-- 1795 01:31:47,569 --> 01:31:49,569 THAT-- THAT'S BADASS. LOOK IT. 1796 01:31:49,571 --> 01:31:51,938 - YOU'RE MY GUYS. - YEAH, WELL, WE TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN, SON. 1797 01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:54,608 - REMEMBER THAT. - THAT'SWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1798 01:31:54,610 --> 01:31:56,610 OH MY GOD. ALL RIGHT. 1799 01:31:56,612 --> 01:31:59,546 I GOTTA CLEAR THE AIR HERE. BOYZ II MEN? 1800 01:31:59,548 --> 01:32:01,848 YEAH, DEMOLITION WAS IN BOYZ II MEN. 1801 01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:04,584 I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! OH, I AM SUCH A FAN. 1802 01:32:04,586 --> 01:32:06,820 - THANK YOU. APPRECIATE IT. - OH, TIMELESS. TIMELESS. 1803 01:32:06,822 --> 01:32:09,556 ( breathing heavily ) 1804 01:32:09,558 --> 01:32:11,291 ( cellphone ringing ) 1805 01:32:11,293 --> 01:32:13,560 - ( laughs ) - SORRY. 1806 01:32:13,562 --> 01:32:15,729 ONE-- ONE-- ONE SECOND. 1807 01:32:15,731 --> 01:32:17,797 - OKAY. - OKAY. 1808 01:32:22,703 --> 01:32:24,704 HELLO, MR. VANDERPLATT. 1809 01:32:24,706 --> 01:32:26,773 HEY HEY, VINCE. JUST CALLING TO REMIND YOU 1810 01:32:26,775 --> 01:32:30,310 THAT TOMORROW IS THE BIGGEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF MY-- 1811 01:32:30,312 --> 01:32:33,079 SCRATCH THAT-- OUR COMPANY. 1812 01:32:33,081 --> 01:32:36,116 OH. NO SIR. I WOULDN'T MISS THAT FOR THE WORLD. 1813 01:32:37,785 --> 01:32:40,654 - I'M VERY EXCITED. - NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 1814 01:32:40,656 --> 01:32:44,090 THAT'S JUST WHAT I WANNA HEAR. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING. 1815 01:32:44,092 --> 01:32:45,325 YES SIR. 1816 01:32:46,627 --> 01:32:49,262 - 9:00 A.M. SHARP. - OH, AND, VINCE? 1817 01:32:49,264 --> 01:32:50,730 DO ME A FAVOR-- 1818 01:32:51,632 --> 01:32:54,067 CALL ME DAD. 1819 01:32:57,705 --> 01:32:59,105 WHAT? 1820 01:33:00,975 --> 01:33:02,275 WHAT'S WRONG? 1821 01:33:03,644 --> 01:33:05,946 YOU DON'T WANNA GIVE ALL THAT UP. 1822 01:33:07,348 --> 01:33:09,583 ( crying ) AND I WOULD NEVER ASK YOU TO. 1823 01:33:09,585 --> 01:33:12,586 SO PLEASE DON'T TRY TO SQUEEZE ME INTO YOUR 10-YEAR PLAN-- 1824 01:33:12,588 --> 01:33:14,821 WHERE I DON'T FIT ANYMORE 1825 01:33:14,823 --> 01:33:17,691 AND WHERE YOU NEVER REALLY WANTED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1826 01:33:24,332 --> 01:33:25,765 HEY. 1827 01:33:27,234 --> 01:33:29,769 I GAVE YOU MY WORD I'D HAVE YOU HOME BY THE MORNING. 1828 01:33:31,205 --> 01:33:32,839 LET'S GO HOME. 1829 01:33:32,841 --> 01:33:36,610 ♪ I LEFT ON A FRIDAY 1830 01:33:38,346 --> 01:33:41,681 ♪ WITH MY CLOTHES AND MY BOOKS ♪ 1831 01:33:43,918 --> 01:33:47,687 ♪ I WALKED FOR A SECOND 1832 01:33:48,389 --> 01:33:51,124 ♪ GAVE YOUR HOUSE ONE LAST LOOK ♪ 1833 01:33:54,228 --> 01:33:56,796 ♪ THE THOUGHT OF YOU IN THERE ♪ 1834 01:33:58,666 --> 01:34:02,369 ♪ AS I STEPPED IN THE CAB 1835 01:34:04,705 --> 01:34:08,174 ♪ IT'S GONNA BE A LONG WHILE, GIRL ♪ 1836 01:34:09,343 --> 01:34:11,978 ♪ BEFORE I SEE YOU AGAIN 1837 01:34:15,082 --> 01:34:18,818 ♪ AND I LEFT A POSTCARD 1838 01:34:20,221 --> 01:34:22,689 ♪ BENEATH THE... 1839 01:34:25,726 --> 01:34:28,228 BRADY, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? 1840 01:34:29,397 --> 01:34:31,164 FACEBOOK-STALKED YOU. 1841 01:34:31,166 --> 01:34:32,799 "AWFUL TRIP. LAST DAY IN ATLANTIC CITY. 1842 01:34:32,801 --> 01:34:34,668 GOING FOR ONE LAST RUN." 1843 01:34:34,670 --> 01:34:36,369 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1844 01:34:43,811 --> 01:34:46,012 LOOK, YOU BREAK HIS HEART, I'LL KILL YOU. 1845 01:34:47,114 --> 01:34:49,382 - FIGURATIVELY, OF COURSE. - NO, REALLY. 1846 01:34:49,384 --> 01:34:51,351 I'LL TAKE A TIRE IRON AND BREAK YOUR KNEES. 1847 01:34:51,353 --> 01:34:53,953 ( chuckles ) I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. 1848 01:35:03,731 --> 01:35:06,733 - HEY. - VINCE, LET'S PLEASE NOT DO THIS AGAIN. 1849 01:35:09,437 --> 01:35:11,237 WAIT. 1850 01:35:11,239 --> 01:35:13,206 DON'T YOU HAVE A MEETING TO BE AT? 1851 01:35:14,709 --> 01:35:17,277 YEAH, I-- 1852 01:35:17,279 --> 01:35:20,447 I MIGHT'VE BEEN A BIT OVERSTATED WITH MY WORDS. 1853 01:35:20,449 --> 01:35:23,917 - ( cellphone ringing ) - RIGHT ON TIME. 1854 01:35:26,454 --> 01:35:28,054 HELLO, MR. VANDERPLATT. 1855 01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:32,792 VINCE, I'M HERE WITH THE YAKITORIS AND... 1856 01:35:32,794 --> 01:35:36,296 ( clears throat ) WELL, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN LATE. 1857 01:35:36,298 --> 01:35:39,499 AND I'M JUST WONDERING IF YOU'RE WELL 1858 01:35:39,501 --> 01:35:41,501 AND ON YOUR WAY HERE RIGHT NOW. 1859 01:35:41,503 --> 01:35:43,470 I'M-- I'M QUITE WELL, SIR, 1860 01:35:43,472 --> 01:35:46,773 BUT I DON'T THINK I'LL BE MAKING IT IN TODAY. 1861 01:35:48,008 --> 01:35:49,843 VINCE. 1862 01:35:49,845 --> 01:35:51,878 I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND 1863 01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:53,513 THAT IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST 1864 01:35:53,515 --> 01:35:56,082 TO BE HERE AT ALL COSTS 1865 01:35:56,084 --> 01:36:00,386 AND THAT THE YAKITORIS WOULD BE VERY HONORED 1866 01:36:00,388 --> 01:36:02,088 WITH YOUR PRESENCE 1867 01:36:02,090 --> 01:36:06,826 AND VERY DISHONORED WITH YOUR ABSENCE. 1868 01:36:06,828 --> 01:36:10,163 WELL, THEN ALLOW ME TO IMPART TO THEM, IN THEIR NATIVE TONGUE, 1869 01:36:11,098 --> 01:36:13,466 - MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES. - ( laughs ) 1870 01:36:13,468 --> 01:36:17,771 WELL, YEAH, THAT'S THE LEAST YOU COULD DO. 1871 01:36:18,873 --> 01:36:25,845 ( speaking Japanese ) 1872 01:36:34,955 --> 01:36:37,824 YOU'RE SUCH A NERD. ( laughs ) 1873 01:36:38,559 --> 01:36:42,228 WELL-- SO, WHAT DID HE SAY? 1874 01:36:47,568 --> 01:36:49,869 HOW DISHONORABLE! 1875 01:37:04,318 --> 01:37:06,186 ( keys jingle ) 1876 01:37:12,293 --> 01:37:14,194 ( laughs ) 1877 01:37:15,563 --> 01:37:18,932 SO WHAT DID END UP HAPPENING LAST NIGHT? OH! 1878 01:37:20,835 --> 01:37:22,969 WHAT A LITTLE BITCH. 1879 01:37:24,872 --> 01:37:27,540 THAT CONTROVERSIAL BASTARD. 1880 01:37:32,379 --> 01:37:34,080 ( clinks ) 1881 01:37:35,549 --> 01:37:37,617 SO WHAT COMES NEXT? 1882 01:37:39,253 --> 01:37:41,154 I HAVE NO IDEA. 1883 01:37:51,332 --> 01:37:54,901 ( rock music playing ) 1884 01:37:54,903 --> 01:37:57,904 ♪ MANCATION, MANCATION 1885 01:37:57,906 --> 01:38:00,640 ♪ DUDES ARE PARTYING ALL ACROSS THE NATION ♪ 1886 01:38:00,642 --> 01:38:03,643 ♪ NO WIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS TO PUT THE BRAKES ON ♪ 1887 01:38:03,645 --> 01:38:06,913 ♪ DRINKING BEER AND PARTYING, IT'S A MANCATION ♪ 1888 01:38:06,915 --> 01:38:09,315 ♪ WHOA WHOA 1889 01:38:09,317 --> 01:38:12,385 ♪ MANCATION 1890 01:38:12,387 --> 01:38:15,088 ♪ WHOA WHOA 1891 01:38:15,090 --> 01:38:18,258 ♪ MANCATION 1892 01:38:18,260 --> 01:38:21,628 ♪ MANCATION, MANCATION 1893 01:38:21,630 --> 01:38:23,296 - ♪ PARTY PARTY - ♪ YEAH! YEAH! 1894 01:38:23,298 --> 01:38:27,901 ♪ MANCATION, MANCATION, MANCATION ♪ 1895 01:38:27,903 --> 01:38:29,435 - ♪ PARTY PARTY - ♪ YEAH! YEAH! 1896 01:38:29,437 --> 01:38:33,239 ♪ MANCATION, WHOA WHOA 1897 01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:36,409 ♪ MANCATION 1898 01:38:36,411 --> 01:38:39,245 ♪ WHOA WHOA 1899 01:38:39,247 --> 01:38:42,248 ♪ MANCATION 1900 01:38:45,620 --> 01:38:49,455 ( distorted ) ♪ MANCATION, MANCATION 1901 01:38:49,457 --> 01:38:50,990 - ♪ PARTY PARTY - ♪ YEAH! YEAH! 1902 01:38:50,992 --> 01:38:52,926 - ♪ MANCATION - ♪ YEAH! 1903 01:38:52,928 --> 01:38:55,495 ♪ MANCATION, MANCATION 1904 01:38:55,497 --> 01:38:56,930 - ♪ PARTY PARTY - ♪ YEAH! YEAH! 1905 01:38:56,932 --> 01:39:01,034 ♪ MANCATION, WHOA WHOA 1906 01:39:01,036 --> 01:39:04,237 ♪ MANCATION 1907 01:39:04,239 --> 01:39:06,973 ♪ WHOA WHOA 1908 01:39:06,975 --> 01:39:09,943 ♪ MANCATION 1909 01:39:09,945 --> 01:39:11,945 ♪ YEAH! 1910 01:39:11,947 --> 01:39:14,013 ( folk music playing ) 1911 01:39:31,065 --> 01:39:34,334 ♪ I LEFT ON A FRIDAY 1912 01:39:35,736 --> 01:39:39,305 ♪ WITH MY CLOTHES AND MY BOOKS ♪ 1913 01:39:41,475 --> 01:39:45,111 ♪ I WALKED FOR A SECOND 1914 01:39:46,347 --> 01:39:49,048 ♪ GAVE YOUR HOUSE ONE LAST LOOK ♪ 1915 01:39:51,752 --> 01:39:54,554 ♪ THE THOUGHT OF YOU IN THERE 1916 01:39:56,690 --> 01:40:00,026 ♪ AS I STEPPED IN THE CAB 1917 01:40:02,396 --> 01:40:04,163 ♪ IT'S GONNA BE A LONG WHILE... ♪ 1918 01:40:05,305 --> 01:40:11,421 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org