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Haven Point, Haven Point, Haven Point,
this is trawler Sea Harvester.
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Position - Five nautical
miles west of Erin Island.
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Responding to unknown
distress flare, over.
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That was not a flare.
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Sea Harvester, this is
Haven Point Coast Guard.
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Can you see the vessel in distress?
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Roy! You seeing anything?
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No!
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Wait!
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Oh, Jesus' Stripes!
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Roy!
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Radio out a Mayday.
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Sea Harvester
Echo-Whiskey-Niner-Eight-Five.
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Man overboard! Man overboard!
Man overboard!
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Roy!
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Jesus! Skipper!
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Dad!
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Sea Harvester, Emergency Rescue Team
despatched. Please respond, over.
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Oh, shit.
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Hi, O'Shea, isn't it? Ciarán?
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My name is Lisa Nolan, Garda Lisa Nolan.
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- You are not serious?
- What?
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You getting in or what?
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- I have a bag.
- Put it in the boot.
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- Would you like a mint?
- Hmm?
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No, thanks. They give me a heartburn.
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Garda Nolan. 'Tis lovely to have you.
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- Lovely to be here.
- Lovely to have you.
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Oh... coffee.
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Oh, that'll be great,
thank you. Here you go.
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So...
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- What do you think of the place?
- It's gorgeous, isn't it?
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- It is, indeed. 'Tis, indeed.
- Quiet as shite.
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- Milk?
- What kind?
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- Cow's.
- I'll just take a black, thanks.
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So, you are gonna have
my desk, when I'm gone.
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O'Shea here will tell you, with half the
island leaving for the show on Dungary,
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it'll be dead this weekend.
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- I'm sure I'll find something to do.
- Sure you will.
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- Here you go now.
- Thanks.
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- She really necessary?
- Do tell me, boy.
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You are only gone two weeks.
I can handle two weeks.
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You could, but you wouldn't!
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Tadhg, take a look at this.
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It's a big 'un.
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- That's not a lobster.
- Then what is it?
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Feck! You bastard, you! Paddy!
You knew it was going to do that.
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I didn't, on me life.
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Ugh! The smell!
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- What is it?
- 'Tis no fekkin' lobster!
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I had some holidays saved,
that needed to be taken, and...
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this posting came up and I just thought,
you know, "What harm? Why not?"
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Can't hurt with the
Review Board, you know.
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Ah... the old Review Board.
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- Where are you stationed?
- Dublin Central.
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- How's that working out for you?
- Oh, it's great.
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We've got our drugs, muggings,
murders and rapes. Always on the go.
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Oh, it's exciting. You can relax,
there's none of that here.
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You never know. It's always the quiet
places where the mad shit happens.
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Just open a paper.
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In all my years, I've never
seen anything like it.
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Lisa Nolan. Jim Gleeson, local doctor.
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- Hello, love, how are you?
- Grand, thanks.
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Wouldn't have any aspirin
on you, would you, Jim?
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I have a couple of wine gums.
Would you like a wine gum?
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- All right.
- Look who's here.
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I'd prefer it if you'd
introduced me as 'Garda Nolan'.
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- Nobody minds.
- I do.
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- What happened?
- Yeah... one second.
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- Smith.
- Lisa.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Smith's a marine psychologist
or something.
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- Did I get that right?
- No, it's marine ecology.
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Will you hold this a second?
So, how long are you here for?
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I'm here two weeks.
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Oh, wonderful. Whereabouts you staying?
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So... they are dead.
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Dead? Oh, no. They are just sleeping.
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- So, what happened?
- Well...
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They are pilot whales.
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It happens with them from time to time,
but no one really knows why.
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And what are all these deep cuts?
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Possible wounds from the rocks,
while being washed up here.
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- They didn't beach themselves?
- Oh, no. They died at sea.
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All of them? At once?
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- Yeah, it's a strange one all right.
- Yeah.
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- Squeamish?
- No.
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- No?
- No.
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Good to know.
Okay, there's an orifice...
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What's that?
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- What is that?
- That.
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It's a hand in a claw position?
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It's a dead one of those.
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That's global, isn't it?
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- I don't get it.
- You don't get it?
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- No.
- What's not to get?
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"What's that? It's a dead one of those"
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No.
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Don't get it.
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You there, what's your name?
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Chemisov Wlodzimierz Voychehovski.
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Carry on.
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Hey, Daly! Where is Cooney?
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Put that cigarette out, or I go down and
use your top of your knob as an ashtray.
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You busy?
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Not at all. Just strip
'em down, and I take 'em.
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- Where's the sarge?
- He's away on his holiday.
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- Leave me up shit creek.
- Why? What's up with you?
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Remember that favour you owe me?
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Well, I'm looking for some boys to help
move a few 'things' off the beach there.
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It's an hour's work, tops.
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What sorta... things?
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Let's get outta here.
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Whale sandwiches forever, huh?
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Daly! The shovels!
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- What?
- Don't be leaving things behind, you!
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- Going, sir!
- Gobshite (idiot).
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Brilliant.
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Daly!
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Where are you, you gobshite?
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Daly!
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...last night, but by the time the Coast
Guard arrived at the scene, the men...
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were no longer on board. With bad
weather set to hamper tomorrow's search,
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the hope of finding the
missing fishermen alive,
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has grown bleaker by the hour.
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Officials believe, the crew of the
Sea Harvester were washed overboard...
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Hi, I'm just looking for an iron.
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Yeah, I'll just go and
hock it out for ya.
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Great, thanks.
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- Hiya.
- Hi.
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- That's you.
- Thanks.
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Now, it gets very hot,
so just keep it moving, yeah?
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Okay, thank you. See you tomorrow.
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As a woman, to a man,
now I tell you, O'Shea,
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there's a twinkle in the
eye in there for you.
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- What?
- He'll be up in a minute!
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You like her?
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She's all right. A little uptight.
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- You should talk to her.
- I do talk to her.
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- I mean, talk to her.
- Ah, leave him off, Una.
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Do you listen to him? Eight years, I was
waiting for him to go down on his knee.
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Have you ever heard the like of it?
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My family thought I was mad,
wasting my time on him.
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- Ah, feck them.
- Ah, feck you, Brian.
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- Same again?
- Pour on.
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- What is it, Paddy?
- Wouldn't you like to know.
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- Not really, no.
- You would, though.
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- No, not really.
- You would.
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If you were to know what I know,
you'd want to know.
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- All right, tell us then.
- Right, you are.
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Between you and me, I caught
meself a sea monster today.
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Swear to God, may He strike me down.
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- You don't believe me?
- Not a bit.
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I am not a liar.
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- Huh!
- Feck off, you!
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All right, where is it?
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- In me bathtub.
- In your bathtub?
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Having a bath.
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Good night, Paddy.
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Ignorant bollocks.
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- What?
- Huh?
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- What did you say?
- Nothing, didn't say a word.
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He called you a bollix (idiot).
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If this wasn't the only fekkin'
pub on this shittin' island,
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I'd piss in it sooner than come in here!
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Fine, you are barred.
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Ah... I am joking. Come on now,
another one here now.
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They are coming to get you, Barbara.
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- They are coming for you.
- Stop it! You are acting like a child!
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They are coming for you, Barbara.
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Look! There comes one of them now!
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- He'll hear you!
- Here he comes now.
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Irene! Irene!
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- What?
- Someone's at the door!
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I'm not dressed!
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All right, all right.
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That better not be Paddy
and his stinking lobster.
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It's the bloody Declan Cooney,
and he's pissed as a fart.
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Don't give that cowboy any money. You're
gonna piss it up against the wall!
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Cooney, you look like death.
What are you doing?
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What does he want?
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To dance?
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Jesus, Cooney! Are you all right, mate?
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Cooney?
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Tadhg! Tadhg! Tadhg!
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- Tadhg!
- Oh, my God!...
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Tadhg! Oh! Tadhg!
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Irene!
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Tadhg! Tadhg!
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Okay... okay... okay...
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Okay...
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Sweet Jesus Christ, okay...
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Okay, okay, this is easy.
Okay, okay, okay, I can do this.
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- Hi.
- Come on down for a drink.
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No, I have work tomorrow.
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You know, it doesn't matter.
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Nobody's checking up on you.
It doesn't matter out here.
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- You are drunk.
- No, I'm not. No.
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Is that right?
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Say the alphabet backwards for me.
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Em...
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Zed...
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Et cetera.
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- I hope you are not driving.
- I'm taking Johnny's horse, yah...
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You are gonna ride a
horse while intoxicated?
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Yeah, so, the horse is sober.
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- Well, that's just brilliant.
- It's great.
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It's great that you are in charge here.
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Em, listen, em...
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I think we got off on the wrong foot.
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It's okay. I'm fine.
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It's nothing.
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Last drink's gone straight to me head.
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Do you get this drunk every night?
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Just... high days and holidays.
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Let's get you to bed.
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Now you are talking.
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Brian, ugh...
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Oh, ya little... such pa...
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Desist herself.
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Do I have something to sign?
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Oh, yes, the big one.
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- Looks like it should be nice out.
- There's a storm coming.
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Really? Are the gulls
flying low or something?
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No, it was on the telly.
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- You are not married, Lise, are you?
- No.
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Like O'Shea.
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- Well, widowed.
- Widowed?
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He wouldn't tell you.
No, he's a very private fella.
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With a few drinks and a nog, it might
come up, but not normally, no.
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There's no need for him to be
here, really. I think it's...
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bit of a sabbatical.
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Oh, if you need, at any stage,
a bigger bed, I have a lovely room,
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'The Honeymoon Suite', usually we
call it, off the back of the hotel.
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- It's very quiet.
- No, thank you.
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It has much bigger beds. If there's two
instead of one, you know you are salved.
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Because next week, we have a huge stag
party from Dublin, so if you want...
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- the bigger room, now is to book it.
- Okay, thank you. Goodbye.
242
00:27:03,834 --> 00:27:06,250
- All right, Lisa, have a great day!
- Thank you!
243
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,541
Morning!
244
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:25,457
Nice place you've got here.
Close to the beach, all mod cons.
245
00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:27,707
What happened?
246
00:27:27,790 --> 00:27:31,165
Section 4.1 of the Public Order Act:
247
00:27:31,248 --> 00:27:32,562
"It is an offence for any person...
248
00:27:32,563 --> 00:27:34,665
to be present in any public
place while intoxicated...
249
00:27:34,748 --> 00:27:38,497
to such an extent as would give rise
to a reasonable apprehension... "
250
00:27:38,581 --> 00:27:41,789
You arrested me?
251
00:27:41,872 --> 00:27:45,081
You passed out before I
could find your house.
252
00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:51,038
Garda Nolan.
253
00:27:52,288 --> 00:27:55,705
But I get a reward for
discovering it, a finder's fee.
254
00:27:55,788 --> 00:28:00,120
- We'll discuss it later.
- But I get something, right?
255
00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:07,821
Ugh.
256
00:28:09,578 --> 00:28:11,703
Is that your professional opinion?
257
00:28:11,786 --> 00:28:13,541
- A grabber.
- A what?
258
00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:15,911
I've told you, Paddy,
I'm not calling it that.
259
00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:18,993
It needs a name that defines it's genus.
260
00:28:19,077 --> 00:28:23,035
- I discovered it. I get to name it.
- All right. Hi.
261
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:24,831
Hi.
262
00:28:25,993 --> 00:28:27,254
Hi.
263
00:28:28,910 --> 00:28:30,742
Hello.
264
00:28:31,742 --> 00:28:35,909
- What is that thing?
- I haven't a clue.
265
00:28:36,692 --> 00:28:41,200
I've never seen anything like it before.
It's a completely foreign species.
266
00:28:41,283 --> 00:28:43,366
I can't even begin
to origin it or class it.
267
00:28:43,450 --> 00:28:46,116
- A grabber.
- Paddy.
268
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,783
- It has attacked you?
- Stalked on the ceiling, it was.
269
00:28:48,866 --> 00:28:51,824
- Nearly ripped me throat off.
- It's dead, right?
270
00:28:51,907 --> 00:28:54,949
- Um, I'm not sure.
- You are not what?
271
00:28:55,032 --> 00:28:58,740
The basic tests I've done so far have
shown up nothing usual or normal.
272
00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:01,157
It is beyond mystifying.
273
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,364
I mean, really, I can't be
sure without opening it up.
274
00:29:07,823 --> 00:29:09,989
'Tis dead.
275
00:29:10,073 --> 00:29:15,238
Would you stop doing that?
Is it any wonder it bit you.
276
00:29:15,322 --> 00:29:20,113
- What's that in it's mouth?
- That... is it's tongue.
277
00:29:20,597 --> 00:29:22,113
Check it out.
278
00:29:27,154 --> 00:29:30,737
Spits like a frog and strangles ya.
279
00:29:30,821 --> 00:29:32,946
Whip it fast and sharp.
280
00:29:33,029 --> 00:29:35,815
So, I'm guessing this creature
bleeds it's prey like a leech,
281
00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:40,861
consuming the blood like
some sort of Vampyroteuthis.
282
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:44,445
- Vampyro what?
- Vampyroteuthis.
283
00:29:44,527 --> 00:29:49,027
It's a rare deep-sea squid,
but no, this is not that, no.
284
00:29:49,110 --> 00:29:53,694
This is something totally
different, something alien.
285
00:29:55,818 --> 00:29:58,318
You know, in that it's
undocumented, not from...
286
00:29:58,401 --> 00:30:02,109
- It's gotta be worth a fortune.
- Oh, but... here's the thing.
287
00:30:04,359 --> 00:30:08,817
When I tried to clean some dirt off it,
288
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:11,442
Well, I stood on it a few times.
289
00:30:11,525 --> 00:30:14,650
this happened.
290
00:30:21,524 --> 00:30:25,232
- What's that mean?
- All this thing needs to survive...
291
00:30:25,316 --> 00:30:28,648
is blood and water.
292
00:30:28,731 --> 00:30:33,481
Could you put it on the eBay?
Do you think?
293
00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:37,940
You are not putting this on eBay.
You are so lucky she didn't kill you.
294
00:30:38,023 --> 00:30:42,439
- She?
- Yeah, it's a... Sorry, excuse me.
295
00:30:42,522 --> 00:30:46,072
Yeah, it's a female,
from what I can tell.
296
00:30:46,155 --> 00:30:47,232
How can you tell?
297
00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:49,604
How can I tell? Well,
it's got no testicles.
298
00:30:53,479 --> 00:30:57,104
- And...
- Takes a scientist to realise that.
299
00:30:57,188 --> 00:31:01,395
Indeed, O'Shea. She was pregnant.
300
00:31:08,545 --> 00:31:09,562
That's disgusting.
301
00:31:09,645 --> 00:31:12,159
Well, a small fly in the
ointment there, Smith.
302
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:17,102
How did that big egg come out of that?
303
00:31:17,186 --> 00:31:20,936
Mother Nature's a
mysterious woman, isn't she?
304
00:31:21,019 --> 00:31:24,893
Incredibly beautiful. Are you related?
305
00:31:27,268 --> 00:31:28,518
Do you think that grabber thing...
306
00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:30,893
could have anything to do
with those dead whales?
307
00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:34,017
- What makes you say that?
- Just a hunch, you know.
308
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:38,267
- Oh, you get hunches now?
- No, I watch a lot of Columbo.
309
00:31:40,492 --> 00:31:44,266
- Why have we stopped?
- That's Declan Cooney's car.
310
00:31:48,183 --> 00:31:49,933
Cooney!
311
00:31:57,932 --> 00:32:01,682
- Where could he be?
- Nowhere without his keys.
312
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:07,889
- You believe in coincidences?
- Not really.
313
00:32:07,972 --> 00:32:10,639
Neither do I. Come on.
314
00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:19,763
One of the light's on. So, how
come you are not in uniform?
315
00:32:19,846 --> 00:32:21,504
- It's Sunday.
- Ah.
316
00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:22,846
Neither are you.
317
00:32:22,930 --> 00:32:26,054
Suits ya. You look nice.
318
00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:34,179
- Smith's a nice fella, isn't he?
- "Positively smashing. "
319
00:32:34,262 --> 00:32:38,011
He's a proper gentleman,
and such polite company.
320
00:32:38,094 --> 00:32:40,761
Yeah, he's like you, married to his job.
321
00:32:40,844 --> 00:32:44,636
I'm not... I take pride in my work.
322
00:32:44,719 --> 00:32:45,611
Unlike you.
323
00:32:45,694 --> 00:32:49,343
Shh... I'm working.
324
00:32:52,302 --> 00:32:54,635
You are looking in the
wrong place, Columbo.
325
00:32:54,718 --> 00:32:57,718
Okay, hold it steady.
326
00:32:59,884 --> 00:33:01,879
You're something else, you know that?
327
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,634
You should have joined
the Army, not the Guards.
328
00:33:03,759 --> 00:33:05,652
Stop talking to yourself,
it's very distracting.
329
00:33:05,653 --> 00:33:07,467
I'm not talking to meself,
I'm talking to you.
330
00:33:07,868 --> 00:33:08,768
Uh-huh.
331
00:33:09,175 --> 00:33:12,841
Great! Something up here.
332
00:33:12,966 --> 00:33:16,758
Could you be a bit more specific?
333
00:33:21,882 --> 00:33:24,174
It stinks like that thing.
334
00:33:26,632 --> 00:33:28,882
It's stuck on something.
335
00:33:31,464 --> 00:33:32,923
Jesus!
336
00:33:33,548 --> 00:33:36,381
Jesus! Crap, me nose!
337
00:33:36,423 --> 00:33:38,423
It's a head!
338
00:33:49,255 --> 00:33:51,422
- What killed him, Jim?
- The fact that he's just a head.
339
00:33:51,505 --> 00:33:55,796
You bring me someone with a head cold or
a headache, then I could do something.
340
00:33:55,879 --> 00:33:58,515
But you bring me just a head,
then you are taking the piss.
341
00:33:58,516 --> 00:34:00,212
Jesus, I could bury him in a shoebox.
342
00:34:00,296 --> 00:34:01,595
Doctor, we need to know.
343
00:34:01,678 --> 00:34:07,678
He was mauled, in some way, by some
animal or something. I don't know.
344
00:34:09,336 --> 00:34:11,128
- A tiger?
- A tiger?
345
00:34:11,211 --> 00:34:12,630
We can't put that on our report.
346
00:34:12,631 --> 00:34:15,294
But I am a country
doctor, for God's sake.
347
00:34:15,377 --> 00:34:17,627
What, am I going to run across stuff
like this, every day of the week?
348
00:34:17,710 --> 00:34:23,710
- Christ! Didn't I tell ya?
- Jesus! Paddy! What is it?
349
00:34:26,376 --> 00:34:29,001
How am I supposed to wash meself?
350
00:34:33,501 --> 00:34:38,000
Okay. Here is where
Cooney's car was abandoned.
351
00:34:38,083 --> 00:34:39,875
Here is Tadhg and Irene Murphy's house.
352
00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:42,375
Here is where the whales
washed up, and we're here.
353
00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:44,930
I was hoping it'll show
us some sort of pattern.
354
00:34:44,931 --> 00:34:47,999
Well, it's the letter 'Z'.
355
00:34:49,332 --> 00:34:51,291
Did you show that thing to
anyone else before we saw it?
356
00:34:51,374 --> 00:34:55,000
Tadhg Murphy got a look of it,
before I brought it home.
357
00:34:55,001 --> 00:34:56,166
It gawked (vomited) on him.
358
00:34:56,249 --> 00:34:58,206
Why?
359
00:34:58,290 --> 00:35:01,706
We think there might be another one
of those things. At least one anyway.
360
00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:05,248
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
361
00:35:05,331 --> 00:35:08,914
That thing you caught couldn't
have fertilised that egg by itself,
362
00:35:08,997 --> 00:35:11,247
which would mean
there's a male out there,
363
00:35:11,330 --> 00:35:14,164
big enough and strong enough to
knock a hole in your bathroom wall.
364
00:35:14,247 --> 00:35:17,664
- Smith said it needs water, right?
- Pfft, he says a lot of things.
365
00:35:17,747 --> 00:35:19,050
- Mostly bollocks.
- Whatever.
366
00:35:19,051 --> 00:35:22,246
But if it needs water to survive, how
could it be moving about on dry land?
367
00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:24,038
It was raining.
368
00:35:27,496 --> 00:35:30,995
When it's raining,
there's no such thing as dry land.
369
00:35:31,078 --> 00:35:33,328
There's a storm due tonight.
370
00:35:33,412 --> 00:35:35,162
It'll piss it down.
371
00:35:37,870 --> 00:35:41,369
Okay, all of this.
This area must be it's territory.
372
00:35:41,452 --> 00:35:42,330
Which would mean,
373
00:35:42,331 --> 00:35:46,202
it's got to be somewhere with access
to the waters around the west beach.
374
00:35:46,286 --> 00:35:50,452
Black Rock Caves. I caught
the female just beyond there.
375
00:35:55,743 --> 00:35:59,826
You know what's to blame for
all this? Global warming.
376
00:35:59,910 --> 00:36:04,617
You got your icebergs melting,
and your thingamajigs flooding.
377
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:09,242
The whole world is drowning, and we
have don't have the gills for it.
378
00:36:13,324 --> 00:36:15,366
- What?
- I didn't say anything.
379
00:36:15,449 --> 00:36:17,491
- You gave me that look.
- What look?
380
00:36:17,574 --> 00:36:19,029
The "I feel sorry for you" look.
381
00:36:19,030 --> 00:36:20,574
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.
382
00:36:20,658 --> 00:36:24,532
No, I gave you the "I feel embarrassed
for you" look. Big difference.
383
00:36:24,615 --> 00:36:26,573
Shit, that's worse.
384
00:36:26,657 --> 00:36:31,032
Listen, I know I'm no
'dandy fop PhD' Smith's type...
385
00:36:31,115 --> 00:36:33,697
What's Smith got to do with
your raging alcoholism?
386
00:36:33,781 --> 00:36:36,239
I'm not a raging alco...
387
00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:41,156
You're some character, you
know that? A real character.
388
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,821
- I'm a social drinker.
- Mhm, I'm sure you are.
389
00:36:46,363 --> 00:36:47,997
Now look, the tide's coming in.
390
00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:50,738
So, another hour and this
place will be underwater.
391
00:36:52,463 --> 00:36:56,320
Brandy McGuire drowned in there,
so be careful now.
392
00:36:56,404 --> 00:36:59,612
- Wait here.
- You can be sure of that.
393
00:37:45,191 --> 00:37:46,900
Wow!
394
00:38:04,231 --> 00:38:07,606
- Are we missing some fishermen?
- Huh?
395
00:38:54,007 --> 00:38:55,507
Oh, my God!
396
00:39:14,392 --> 00:39:16,682
- Hello!
- Geez, my heart!
397
00:39:16,766 --> 00:39:18,206
What are you doing?
398
00:39:18,207 --> 00:39:22,224
Just checking. What? You
know of a better way, hmm?
399
00:39:23,349 --> 00:39:24,932
Hello!
400
00:39:25,016 --> 00:39:28,431
What are you expecting?
"Hello, it's only me"?
401
00:39:32,265 --> 00:39:35,348
Run!
402
00:39:35,431 --> 00:39:37,805
Move! Come with me!
403
00:39:37,889 --> 00:39:39,805
- Lisa, hurry! Hurry!
- I'm trying!
404
00:39:39,889 --> 00:39:43,180
- Would you move your ass!
- Get your hands off my ass!
405
00:39:43,264 --> 00:39:45,430
Go!
406
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:53,513
Come on, get up!
407
00:39:53,596 --> 00:39:56,096
- You okay?
- The size of it!
408
00:39:57,513 --> 00:40:00,345
We're okay. It can't
get through that gap.
409
00:40:00,645 --> 00:40:03,970
Ooh, Jesus! Whoa...
410
00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:06,678
- Leg it!
- Okay, go! Go!
411
00:40:06,762 --> 00:40:09,344
Paddy! Run! Run! Run!...
412
00:40:09,427 --> 00:40:11,386
Come on!
413
00:40:16,136 --> 00:40:17,769
Haven Point Garda Station, please hold.
414
00:40:17,852 --> 00:40:21,118
No, Regan, wait! No, we've got an
emergency! A real one, huge one!
415
00:40:21,201 --> 00:40:22,930
What? Did you run out
of whiskey, O'Shea, huh?
416
00:40:22,931 --> 00:40:24,985
Give me the phone. We need the ERU now!
417
00:40:25,068 --> 00:40:28,235
Look, there is a storm coming. Coast
Guard's called all boats back to port.
418
00:40:28,318 --> 00:40:32,009
Now whatever it is, it's gonna have
to wait till the morning, all right!
419
00:40:32,884 --> 00:40:34,903
Oh, good. You are back.
Listen, I have a theory.
420
00:40:34,904 --> 00:40:37,384
Those whales were killed as a
food source for their spawn.
421
00:40:37,467 --> 00:40:40,134
- The eggs are buried at the beach!
- Oh, yes, exactly.
422
00:40:40,217 --> 00:40:42,170
- Yeah, we know.
- Oh.
423
00:40:42,171 --> 00:40:44,174
And well done.
424
00:40:44,258 --> 00:40:45,028
What are you doing?
425
00:40:45,029 --> 00:40:47,174
Everywhere this has been,
the other one's followed!
426
00:40:47,258 --> 00:40:50,049
- You found another one? Where?
- It tried to eat us!
427
00:40:50,133 --> 00:40:53,090
And it's huge! And it's looking for her!
428
00:40:53,173 --> 00:40:54,682
Are you mad? Don't do that.
429
00:40:54,765 --> 00:40:55,737
Smith, it's for the best!
430
00:40:55,738 --> 00:40:57,882
No... if he lights
that in here, he'll...!
431
00:40:59,507 --> 00:41:04,181
Get it wet. Yo-u-u... really are Irish.
432
00:41:04,264 --> 00:41:08,131
- Can I shut it off?
- I'll-a... see youse later, lads.
433
00:41:10,797 --> 00:41:14,755
- No, it's that one here!
- No, it's not!
434
00:41:14,838 --> 00:41:17,546
- No, it's not that one!
- It's not that one!
435
00:42:22,124 --> 00:42:24,374
Is it dead?
436
00:42:26,124 --> 00:42:28,082
It think it's just resting...
437
00:42:30,789 --> 00:42:33,081
O'Shea! Oh, my God!
438
00:42:38,248 --> 00:42:40,747
It's trying to fuck me face!
439
00:42:48,538 --> 00:42:51,704
Stand up!
440
00:43:20,202 --> 00:43:23,076
Vicious little fuck!
441
00:43:47,906 --> 00:43:48,906
Oh...
442
00:43:49,907 --> 00:43:54,366
There goes THE scientific
discovery of our time.
443
00:43:54,449 --> 00:43:57,906
Imagine all that we
could've learned. Oh...
444
00:43:57,990 --> 00:44:00,031
Still moving?
445
00:44:11,622 --> 00:44:13,390
We are gonna need to get
help for the mainland.
446
00:44:13,391 --> 00:44:15,280
Oh, they'll never get across the water.
447
00:44:15,364 --> 00:44:17,904
What if those eggs hatch,
there's no whales to eat...
448
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,779
Yes, they will head inland to feed.
449
00:44:19,863 --> 00:44:21,363
Finishing each other's sentences, now?
450
00:44:21,446 --> 00:44:22,496
- What?
- Nothing.
451
00:44:22,579 --> 00:44:25,477
I would've helped,
but I have a bad back.
452
00:44:25,478 --> 00:44:28,445
Gives me shocking pain,
you know, yourself.
453
00:44:28,528 --> 00:44:33,028
- How are you still alive, huh?
- Diet and exercise.
454
00:44:33,112 --> 00:44:35,528
Took three of us to get
that thing off of me.
455
00:44:36,820 --> 00:44:39,861
I was always lucky.
456
00:44:39,944 --> 00:44:42,819
Yeah, it mustn't have
liked your blood much.
457
00:44:42,902 --> 00:44:45,354
What have you been eating?
458
00:44:45,355 --> 00:44:49,693
I had a banana and a
bag of chips yesterday.
459
00:44:50,526 --> 00:44:53,360
You were drunk.
460
00:44:54,193 --> 00:44:56,985
They are like leeches, right?
Feed off the blood.
461
00:44:57,068 --> 00:45:01,234
Well, when one of them bit Paddy,
it almost died. Why?
462
00:45:01,317 --> 00:45:04,317
Because Paddy was so intoxicated,
his blood alcohol level was toxic.
463
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,650
Exactly, if we taint our blood with
booze, we are poisonous to eat.
464
00:45:07,734 --> 00:45:09,442
Uh, yeah, in theory.
465
00:45:09,525 --> 00:45:12,191
You told me to cut back.
466
00:45:12,274 --> 00:45:13,594
Tomorrow we'll be sore, so they'll...
467
00:45:13,895 --> 00:45:16,941
that we will get off the island. They'll
nuke the beaches or whatever they do.
468
00:45:17,024 --> 00:45:20,358
But all we have to
worry about is tonight.
469
00:45:20,441 --> 00:45:23,190
It's simple.
470
00:45:23,273 --> 00:45:25,440
We have a 'lock-in'.
471
00:45:25,523 --> 00:45:28,648
We stay out of the rain, and we drink.
472
00:45:35,397 --> 00:45:38,397
- What?
- Listen, it's a hostile, migratory...
473
00:45:38,481 --> 00:45:40,897
- Grabbers.
- For God's sake.
474
00:45:40,981 --> 00:45:43,980
- Are you for real?
- Show him.
475
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,605
That? Should've killed
that with a hammer.
476
00:45:51,688 --> 00:45:55,295
No... That's just the tip of
the blood-sucking iceberg.
477
00:45:55,296 --> 00:45:56,086
Grabbers?
478
00:45:56,099 --> 00:45:58,145
Okay, I give up.
Yes, it's a grabber. Well done.
479
00:45:58,229 --> 00:45:59,668
But if it's allergic to alcohol,
480
00:45:59,669 --> 00:46:02,187
couldn't we just hose it down
with vodka or some shit?
481
00:46:02,270 --> 00:46:03,761
- No... That won't work.
- How'd you know? Give it a go. Why?
482
00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:05,311
Can't, see because
alcohol is a poison, yes,
483
00:46:05,312 --> 00:46:07,178
but it has to be ingested
to have an effect.
484
00:46:07,261 --> 00:46:09,781
Could we not just spray
some whiskey in it's mouth.
485
00:46:09,782 --> 00:46:11,186
Feck that. Waste of whiskey.
486
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:13,344
If you want to get that
close to it, good luck.
487
00:46:14,728 --> 00:46:18,227
- What's going on here, then?
- Just discussing something.
488
00:46:18,310 --> 00:46:21,477
- Looks like you are plotting something?
- No, no, no, no, no.
489
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:26,309
Em, it's more like, em... planning.
490
00:46:31,226 --> 00:46:33,142
Oh, carry on.
491
00:46:35,934 --> 00:46:41,475
Great, it's her birthday next week. Now
she thinks this is something for her.
492
00:46:54,390 --> 00:46:57,057
The only people that
know about this are us.
493
00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:59,598
It's gotta stay that way,
or we'll have a panic on our hands.
494
00:46:59,681 --> 00:47:02,931
- So how drunk are we talking here?
- Paddy-levels of drunkenness.
495
00:47:03,014 --> 00:47:04,496
Have you gone off your game, boy?
496
00:47:04,497 --> 00:47:07,556
Uh, no offence, but I don't think
my body can handle Paddy-levels.
497
00:47:07,639 --> 00:47:09,766
Takes years of practice.
498
00:47:09,767 --> 00:47:12,430
And with everyone hammered, there's no
one in a fit state to call the shots.
499
00:47:12,513 --> 00:47:17,930
- I'll keep order. I won't be drinking.
- You? Then we'll both do it.
500
00:47:18,013 --> 00:47:22,471
Well, that would put you both at risk.
I suggest it's just O'Shea.
501
00:47:23,387 --> 00:47:26,637
Thanks. Only one of us need to risk it.
502
00:47:26,721 --> 00:47:30,845
And I know these people, this island,
better than you. Should be me.
503
00:47:35,511 --> 00:47:37,920
I see what you're doing here. But have
you forgotten you are a dependent...
504
00:47:38,003 --> 00:47:42,635
alcoholic organising a piss-up in a
brewery? I'll do it. It'll be easier.
505
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:48,719
Lisa, I'm good to no one when I drink.
I know that. So do you.
506
00:47:49,802 --> 00:47:52,384
I can do this.
507
00:47:55,968 --> 00:47:59,134
- Okay.
- Yeah.
508
00:47:59,218 --> 00:48:05,175
But just so you know, I don't drink.
I've never even been drunk.
509
00:48:05,258 --> 00:48:09,508
- I don't know if I can.
- Of course you can.
510
00:48:09,592 --> 00:48:13,257
And you'll be the best drunken
garda this country's ever seen.
511
00:48:13,341 --> 00:48:15,591
You'll probably get promoted.
512
00:48:19,507 --> 00:48:20,669
Right, okay, well,
513
00:48:20,670 --> 00:48:24,006
if we are going to do this, we'll need
a blood test from a healthy subject.
514
00:48:24,090 --> 00:48:29,465
- Lisa, you are the fittest person here.
- Oh, you charmer. It's true though.
515
00:48:29,548 --> 00:48:33,173
Brian, I want a table of
everything Paddy had last night.
516
00:48:33,256 --> 00:48:36,505
- What night was last night?
- Saturday.
517
00:48:36,589 --> 00:48:39,630
- Oh, you gotta be joking me.
- Coming up.
518
00:48:48,379 --> 00:48:51,004
He never likes me as much as her.
519
00:48:51,088 --> 00:48:57,088
She was always the talented one.
Daddy's little girl. Bitch!
520
00:48:57,587 --> 00:49:02,462
But, I threw him out, for you guys.
521
00:49:02,545 --> 00:49:06,587
And I love you all.
522
00:49:06,670 --> 00:49:09,961
Even you.
523
00:49:11,294 --> 00:49:12,967
She's langered (drunk).
524
00:49:12,968 --> 00:49:14,852
For the size of her,
she's having her day good.
525
00:49:14,936 --> 00:49:17,960
Yeah, that's the lot.
526
00:49:18,043 --> 00:49:21,293
Hm, it's extraordinary. Well done, you.
527
00:49:25,001 --> 00:49:26,168
Thank you.
528
00:49:26,251 --> 00:49:29,792
- I also had a snifter of...
- What's that?
529
00:49:29,875 --> 00:49:31,523
It's a home brew.
530
00:49:31,524 --> 00:49:33,167
You bring poitín (illegal whiskey)
into my bar?
531
00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:36,459
- A bird never flew on one wing.
- When this is over, we need to talk.
532
00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:39,749
Ah, come off it. This could
save all our lives yet.
533
00:49:40,833 --> 00:49:43,249
- I'll take that!
- Give it back to me! Shit!
534
00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:44,791
Paddy!
535
00:50:01,664 --> 00:50:03,581
Careful.
536
00:50:03,664 --> 00:50:05,831
Up you get. Nice and easy.
537
00:50:05,914 --> 00:50:10,081
Guys, Jim, let's get ready
to do the blood test.
538
00:50:23,579 --> 00:50:27,204
- So if you're right, this will kill it.
- Bottoms up.
539
00:50:27,287 --> 00:50:29,662
Okay.
540
00:50:59,576 --> 00:51:03,576
- It must be a teetotaler.
- Bingo.
541
00:51:07,783 --> 00:51:09,325
Okay.
542
00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:19,157
That's good.
543
00:51:23,157 --> 00:51:25,990
- '.2'.
- Holy Christ.
544
00:51:26,074 --> 00:51:30,448
You unnatural eejit (idiot).
You are what could kill us. '.2'?
545
00:51:30,573 --> 00:51:34,073
You are looking at ten pints each,
depending on height and weight.
546
00:51:34,114 --> 00:51:37,988
We'll have to do shots.
Properly third the yard sound of it.
547
00:51:38,030 --> 00:51:40,363
So let's do it.
548
00:51:49,196 --> 00:51:54,112
The Mass is ended. Go in peace
to love and serve the Lord. Amen.
549
00:51:54,837 --> 00:51:59,603
Father, would you mind if I say a
few words? Hi, folks, how are ya?
550
00:52:00,178 --> 00:52:01,061
- "Tá go maith" (okay).
- Thanks.
551
00:52:04,361 --> 00:52:06,065
Just a quick announcement.
552
00:52:06,066 --> 00:52:10,194
At Maher's Tavern tonight,
we are having a bit of a shindig,
553
00:52:10,319 --> 00:52:16,027
and you are all coming to join us for
what'll be a great night's craic (fun).
554
00:52:19,985 --> 00:52:25,026
So, tell everybody. Tell your friends,
tell your families. Everybody's welcome.
555
00:52:25,109 --> 00:52:27,068
- You are throwing a party?
- Yeah.
556
00:52:27,151 --> 00:52:30,443
- Why?
- Who needs a reason to have a laugh?
557
00:52:30,526 --> 00:52:33,150
It's a welcome party for me.
558
00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:36,317
Welcome party? But you are
leaving in a fortnight.
559
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,067
- This is a goodbye party, whatever.
- Yeah, well, you just got here.
560
00:52:39,150 --> 00:52:43,274
- What's her problem?
- Em, what we mean to say is that...
561
00:52:43,357 --> 00:52:46,982
Hey, bucko! Where are you going?
This party's for your benefit.
562
00:52:47,066 --> 00:52:48,721
And all of you are gonna be there too.
563
00:52:48,722 --> 00:52:51,857
Is... the law, and it's vertical.
I'll arrest any one of you who isn't.
564
00:52:51,941 --> 00:52:55,398
- You! Sit down.
- What Garda Nolan means...
565
00:52:55,481 --> 00:53:00,940
is that... we'd love your company.
566
00:53:01,023 --> 00:53:05,480
There's no point going home
to a cold, empty house...
567
00:53:05,564 --> 00:53:10,189
when there'll be music,
and company, and craic!
568
00:53:13,355 --> 00:53:16,063
- And a free bar.
- A free bar?
569
00:53:16,146 --> 00:53:18,604
- Oh, you are on, boys!
- That's the spirit!
570
00:53:18,688 --> 00:53:22,313
So come on, it's a party,
and the drinks are on us!
571
00:53:50,768 --> 00:53:54,560
How are you, Bridget?
How are you, Pascal?
572
00:53:54,643 --> 00:53:57,060
How are you, love?
Hey, mate, how are you, love?
573
00:54:01,267 --> 00:54:04,850
They are singing our song and
playing our tune, Father.
574
00:54:16,391 --> 00:54:18,474
All right, weapons. What have we got?
575
00:54:19,182 --> 00:54:20,932
Crap.
576
00:54:21,015 --> 00:54:25,098
I have a nail gun and a
board with a nail in it.
577
00:54:25,182 --> 00:54:28,348
Well, I've got a Harley
and a pellet gun.
578
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:31,514
What are we going to
do with a pellet gun?
579
00:54:31,597 --> 00:54:34,806
Shoot pellets. But I
don't have any pellets.
580
00:54:34,889 --> 00:54:37,347
Oh, right. Well, you can
just wiggle it at them then.
581
00:54:37,431 --> 00:54:41,180
- All right, what have you got?
- I've got a flare gun!
582
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,596
I have dibs on the flare gun.
583
00:54:46,138 --> 00:54:49,638
CPS 4100 Pump-Action
Twin-Jet Super Soaker.
584
00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:52,970
Shoots twenty feet. The nephew's.
585
00:54:53,054 --> 00:54:56,887
Brian, it's a water pistol.
This thing loves water.
586
00:54:56,970 --> 00:54:58,660
It's a water pistol if you use water.
587
00:54:58,661 --> 00:55:01,595
Fill it with petrol,
you've got a flamethrower.
588
00:55:02,179 --> 00:55:05,761
- Dibs on the water pistol.
- Right, look sharp, folks.
589
00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:10,303
You know your stations. Guard each
exit and don't let anyone out!
590
00:55:10,511 --> 00:55:11,619
- Bottoms up.
- Tequila!
591
00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:13,620
Sláinte (cheers).
592
00:55:30,217 --> 00:55:32,967
One! Two! Three!
593
00:55:44,214 --> 00:55:45,714
Whooooo!
594
00:55:47,715 --> 00:55:50,174
- Mamie!
- Two shandies, Brian's best.
595
00:55:50,257 --> 00:55:52,757
Two shandies for Mamie!
596
00:55:54,757 --> 00:55:57,298
- How's the heart, Mamie?
- Tip-top.
597
00:55:57,381 --> 00:55:59,506
Thank Christ for that! Next!
598
00:56:05,506 --> 00:56:07,505
Perfect.
599
00:56:13,047 --> 00:56:16,755
- Come here, come here, listen.
- Okay, I'm here.
600
00:56:16,838 --> 00:56:19,296
At the end of the day, it'll...?
601
00:56:20,879 --> 00:56:23,254
I don't know.
602
00:56:23,337 --> 00:56:26,212
- How much have you had?
- Not enough to fancy you.
603
00:56:26,296 --> 00:56:29,711
Well, then, keep drinking.
604
00:56:53,834 --> 00:56:56,001
Blow.
605
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:06,208
That's it, is it?
606
00:57:06,292 --> 00:57:09,417
You think, I think, I fancy you.
607
00:57:14,166 --> 00:57:16,499
No more for you.
608
00:57:17,541 --> 00:57:22,456
Well, I do. So what do
you want to do about it?
609
00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:25,998
Arrest me?
610
00:57:28,548 --> 00:57:34,548
As... flattering as it is to
hear a... beautiful drunk...
611
00:57:35,747 --> 00:57:38,830
slurring her feelings for me,
612
00:57:38,914 --> 00:57:41,164
now is not the time.
613
00:57:55,495 --> 00:57:58,453
Patrol to base, patrol
to base, come in, over.
614
00:57:58,537 --> 00:58:01,370
Reading you loud and clear.
615
00:58:01,453 --> 00:58:03,495
How're you doing in there?
616
00:58:03,578 --> 00:58:06,827
Ignorance is bliss.
617
00:58:41,583 --> 00:58:42,516
I have to go and wizz.
618
00:58:45,949 --> 00:58:48,282
- You all right?
- I'm a bit bloated.
619
00:58:48,365 --> 00:58:50,948
You haven't touched your pint.
Are you gonna finish it?
620
00:58:51,032 --> 00:58:54,448
- Oh, hold it for me, will ya?
- Oh, here, right.
621
00:58:57,823 --> 00:58:59,792
Is there some fella in there
doing his make-up or something?
622
00:58:59,793 --> 00:59:01,614
Ah, they can't hold their drink.
623
00:59:01,697 --> 00:59:05,072
- Saviours!
- Wait, you've only had two pints.
624
00:59:05,973 --> 00:59:07,973
That's not Paddy-levels, the two.
625
00:59:30,279 --> 00:59:34,194
- Why do you drink so much, Ciarán?
- For the craic.
626
00:59:34,278 --> 00:59:37,944
Yeah, rite, and I work
everyday 'cause I'm driven.
627
00:59:38,028 --> 00:59:41,611
Always... chasing them goals, you know?
628
00:59:41,694 --> 00:59:46,235
Always chasing, always running.
629
00:59:48,652 --> 00:59:51,152
You're too hard on yourself.
630
01:00:00,609 --> 01:00:04,150
I feel like I've known
you for years, you know?
631
01:00:08,650 --> 01:00:10,608
Don't know why.
632
01:00:28,106 --> 01:00:30,939
I'm sorry about your wife, O'Shea.
633
01:00:31,064 --> 01:00:35,273
- My what?
- Una told me how she died.
634
01:00:37,105 --> 01:00:41,605
Of all the stories. Nobody died.
635
01:00:41,647 --> 01:00:44,897
We just, we didn't work out. That's all.
636
01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:52,229
- Shit, I'm sorry.
- Oh, you're grand (fine).
637
01:00:54,771 --> 01:00:59,520
Did you split because, um...
because of your alcoholic-isis?
638
01:01:01,686 --> 01:01:04,770
No, I didn't drink back then.
639
01:01:06,145 --> 01:01:09,102
She met someone else.
640
01:01:11,310 --> 01:01:13,769
That'll happens.
641
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:40,100
Feck her, O'Shea! If you want, I'll
find her, and I'll sort her out for you.
642
01:01:56,515 --> 01:02:00,265
A toast, from an alcoholic
to a workaholic.
643
01:02:20,471 --> 01:02:22,020
Get it off me!
644
01:02:24,803 --> 01:02:25,845
Jim!
645
01:02:28,303 --> 01:02:29,115
Jim!
646
01:02:30,116 --> 01:02:32,428
Okay, keep still! Keep still, Jim!
647
01:02:34,020 --> 01:02:39,019
- Drinks for everybody, on the house!
- Yayyyyy!
648
01:02:56,934 --> 01:03:00,634
Are you okay? Jim? Jesus! Man.
649
01:03:00,717 --> 01:03:05,300
- You okay, Jim? What were you doing?
- I needed to pee.
650
01:03:19,423 --> 01:03:20,507
No, Jim!
651
01:03:28,007 --> 01:03:29,964
Don't! No, Jim!
652
01:03:32,131 --> 01:03:34,006
You big ugly bastard!
653
01:03:40,463 --> 01:03:42,546
Fuck that!
654
01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:48,338
Come on, quickly! Quickly!
655
01:03:48,421 --> 01:03:50,754
Oh, Jesus, Mary, Mother of God!
656
01:03:50,837 --> 01:03:54,420
Quickly! That's it. Start the car! Start
the car! Come on, what are you doing?
657
01:03:54,504 --> 01:03:56,754
- Quick! You should race the car!
- Stop it! Stop...
658
01:04:09,919 --> 01:04:12,543
We are gonna die!
659
01:04:14,627 --> 01:04:17,668
I'm arresting you for
the murder of Dr. Gleeson!
660
01:04:17,752 --> 01:04:20,877
You don't have the right to say
anything, unless you wish to...
661
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,834
No, what are you doing?
You can't arrest a grabber!
662
01:04:23,917 --> 01:04:29,334
...but the kegs are outside.
We're out of spirits...
663
01:04:29,417 --> 01:04:32,251
Brian, Brian, get the door.
Open the door now.
664
01:04:39,583 --> 01:04:41,500
That's it. Quickly, come on.
665
01:04:46,832 --> 01:04:48,999
Merciful shit.
666
01:05:01,914 --> 01:05:04,581
Brian, close the fucking door!
667
01:05:04,664 --> 01:05:06,622
Grab the table!
668
01:05:07,413 --> 01:05:10,122
- Smith!
- I can't feel my face!
669
01:05:10,205 --> 01:05:13,455
Smith! The lighter!
670
01:05:14,913 --> 01:05:19,246
Argh! God damn it, this thing's heavy!
Focus! Push the table toward me.
671
01:05:21,662 --> 01:05:23,746
Uh, your floor... Your floor is broken.
672
01:05:23,829 --> 01:05:27,161
Brian, forget that!
Help us barricade the door!
673
01:05:27,245 --> 01:05:30,036
- Smith!
- Your floor is broken.
674
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:33,911
- Light me!
- Come on, Lisa, push!
675
01:05:33,995 --> 01:05:36,161
Focus. Look at me. Push.
676
01:05:37,910 --> 01:05:40,452
- You've blown it out.
- Don't climb on the table!
677
01:05:40,535 --> 01:05:42,410
- Okay.
- Get off the table, Lisa.
678
01:05:46,077 --> 01:05:48,534
- I can't do it.
- Brian, man, forget that!
679
01:05:48,618 --> 01:05:50,784
Come and help us do this!
680
01:05:50,868 --> 01:05:53,534
- Brian, what are you doing?
- You did it, Brian.
681
01:05:53,618 --> 01:05:56,493
- You put that down!
- Brian did it!
682
01:06:02,450 --> 01:06:05,408
No, don't be a hero.
683
01:06:08,283 --> 01:06:13,532
Argh! Big ugly bastard!
Have some of this shit!
684
01:06:13,616 --> 01:06:15,366
Die!
685
01:06:19,491 --> 01:06:21,281
Oh, Christ.
686
01:06:28,948 --> 01:06:30,823
Get up now!
687
01:06:36,489 --> 01:06:40,030
- What's going on?
- Um, nothing.
688
01:06:41,988 --> 01:06:43,063
Who's that at the door?
689
01:06:43,064 --> 01:06:45,821
Nobody! It's nobody! Come on,
everybody out into the bar!
690
01:06:45,904 --> 01:06:48,029
I'm gonna go check the booze situation.
691
01:06:48,113 --> 01:06:50,363
Smith, c'mon! C'mon, now! Smith, c'mon!
692
01:07:01,362 --> 01:07:03,861
We're dry.
693
01:07:03,944 --> 01:07:06,180
Unless someone goes outside
to change the kegs,
694
01:07:06,181 --> 01:07:07,777
we're done drinking for the night.
695
01:07:08,161 --> 01:07:14,111
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I was just getting a taste for it.
696
01:07:20,568 --> 01:07:23,318
Lisa, could you stop the music.
697
01:07:23,319 --> 01:07:27,400
Folks, folks. Can I have
your attention, please?
698
01:07:27,484 --> 01:07:30,650
Listen carefully, we're
moving this party upstairs.
699
01:07:33,775 --> 01:07:37,399
- I know what kind of party's this.
- Sir, sir, it's just a precaution.
700
01:07:37,483 --> 01:07:39,941
A precaution to what?
701
01:07:40,024 --> 01:07:42,608
- I'm going home. I'm pissed.
- No!
702
01:07:42,691 --> 01:07:44,941
No, because... nobody can. You can't.
703
01:07:45,024 --> 01:07:47,982
- Why?
- It's raining!
704
01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:51,148
This party isn't for me,
Brian, is it? You lied to me!
705
01:07:51,857 --> 01:07:56,398
See, you? This is your fault!
You brought this thing to the island!
706
01:07:56,482 --> 01:07:59,939
Oh, relax. You'll
give yourself angina.
707
01:08:00,022 --> 01:08:03,647
I'll give you angina!
Outside, now! I claim ya!
708
01:08:03,731 --> 01:08:07,022
- Can't go outside!
- Because of the rain!
709
01:08:07,106 --> 01:08:09,494
All right! Put 'em up! Come on!
710
01:08:09,495 --> 01:08:11,605
Right, sir, I've had
enough of your bollocks!
711
01:08:12,938 --> 01:08:16,896
Paddy! Brian! Come on!
Now is not the time for this!
712
01:08:24,770 --> 01:08:29,354
Okay, everyone! Don't worry, it's grand.
We've got it all under control.
713
01:08:29,437 --> 01:08:32,103
There's no one trying to kill you.
714
01:08:35,311 --> 01:08:39,528
- We need more alcohol!
- Yeah!
715
01:08:42,102 --> 01:08:46,893
No! Again, stay back.
Smith, what are you doing?
716
01:08:46,935 --> 01:08:49,935
Smith! Smith!
717
01:08:50,060 --> 01:08:53,226
Smith, listen to me! Listen to me!
718
01:08:53,267 --> 01:08:58,101
It's bigger than you think.
Get back inside now, please.
719
01:08:58,142 --> 01:09:00,309
I'm begging ya!
720
01:09:00,392 --> 01:09:05,105
I need a photograph with it
for National Geographic...
721
01:09:05,906 --> 01:09:07,308
and Facebook.
722
01:09:07,391 --> 01:09:10,391
Feck your photos! Change the kegs!
723
01:09:10,392 --> 01:09:11,437
Paddy!
724
01:09:11,438 --> 01:09:13,784
What? He's sloommered,
sure he'll be fine.
725
01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:17,599
Go on, Smith! Fighting fella, you are!
726
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:23,606
Smith, listen to me! I'm begging ya!
Get back inside, Smith!
727
01:09:23,931 --> 01:09:28,348
Come on! Smith! Listen to me!
728
01:09:28,389 --> 01:09:31,889
Shush, you'll scare it.
729
01:09:38,347 --> 01:09:41,513
You are beautiful.
730
01:09:47,054 --> 01:09:49,096
Oh, wow.
731
01:09:56,386 --> 01:10:02,011
Steady... You don't want to eat me.
732
01:10:21,343 --> 01:10:26,176
You see? I told you!
733
01:10:26,259 --> 01:10:31,592
It's just an animal.
It doesn't want to hurt you.
734
01:10:39,299 --> 01:10:41,049
Oh, okay, okay.
735
01:10:42,591 --> 01:10:43,674
Jesus.
736
01:10:46,424 --> 01:10:48,632
Everybody, upstairs now!
737
01:10:55,131 --> 01:10:56,798
What the hell is that?
738
01:11:14,129 --> 01:11:16,546
Everybody, stay calm!
739
01:11:21,129 --> 01:11:23,918
What in the name of
fuck were those things?
740
01:11:23,919 --> 01:11:26,212
Everybody okay? Yeah?
741
01:11:26,295 --> 01:11:29,045
Everybo... Stay calm! Stay calm!
742
01:11:29,128 --> 01:11:32,045
Anybody been bitten?
743
01:11:33,211 --> 01:11:36,836
Anybody been bitten? Look at me.
Has anybody been bitten?
744
01:11:36,919 --> 01:11:40,002
No? Good. You haven't been bitten,
745
01:11:40,586 --> 01:11:43,668
'cause of the alcohol
you've been drinking.
746
01:11:43,751 --> 01:11:48,751
This might sound crazy,
but they're allergic to drunk people.
747
01:11:48,835 --> 01:11:53,085
So there's no need to panic,
we're safe up here.
748
01:11:53,168 --> 01:11:57,542
And let's stay away from the windows.
I think it's best.
749
01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:07,249
We're gonna be fine.
750
01:12:24,165 --> 01:12:26,414
It's swinging one of Tommy
Riordan's sheep at the door.
751
01:12:26,497 --> 01:12:30,456
My cat does that, then leaves it
on the doorstep as a present.
752
01:12:30,539 --> 01:12:32,872
It's a bitch. A mating ritual.
753
01:12:32,956 --> 01:12:37,081
The female. It's following her scent.
So didn't she slime you on the lab?
754
01:12:39,663 --> 01:12:41,180
What does that mean?
755
01:12:41,263 --> 01:12:45,121
It'll try to mount ya, somehow.
756
01:12:45,205 --> 01:12:48,745
Failing that, it'll rip ya
limb from limb in frustration.
757
01:12:48,829 --> 01:12:51,579
Grand! Ah, sure, what can you do?
758
01:12:54,329 --> 01:12:55,995
What's your reading?
759
01:12:56,079 --> 01:12:58,911
Too drunk to drive a car, but not
drunk enough. We're sobering up.
760
01:12:58,994 --> 01:13:02,369
- What if we threw a bomb at it?
- Have you got semtex on ya?
761
01:13:02,453 --> 01:13:03,277
Not on me, no.
762
01:13:03,278 --> 01:13:06,869
How about if we like, uh,
push it off a cliff or something?
763
01:13:06,953 --> 01:13:10,743
How you say we feed it Father Potts.
Lest it eats shit, it'll choke to death.
764
01:13:10,827 --> 01:13:12,827
- I beg your pardon?
- Oh, feck.
765
01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:16,202
It was a joke, Father. I apologise.
766
01:13:19,452 --> 01:13:20,551
Okay.
767
01:13:21,534 --> 01:13:26,284
We know it does two things.
It drinks blood and it needs water.
768
01:13:26,367 --> 01:13:29,159
We took away one.
We can take away the other.
769
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:29,923
What do you mean?
770
01:13:29,924 --> 01:13:32,366
We need to keep it away from
the water. Dry it out, somehow.
771
01:13:32,450 --> 01:13:33,663
Look outside!
772
01:13:33,664 --> 01:13:35,575
There's got to be some
way we can stop it.
773
01:13:35,658 --> 01:13:37,158
Fight fire with fire.
774
01:13:37,241 --> 01:13:39,991
- The thing!
- What?
775
01:13:40,075 --> 01:13:42,740
The fekkin' thing at Cooney's site.
What's it called?
776
01:13:42,824 --> 01:13:44,740
- A grabber.
- Yeah, exactly.
777
01:13:44,824 --> 01:13:49,365
With that thing, you could grab it,
and you could just f'kin' lift it up,
778
01:13:49,449 --> 01:13:52,240
and you could just hoist it up,
and leave it there, and trap it,
779
01:13:52,324 --> 01:13:54,681
and it'll be stuck in the air,
and then the sun will come...
780
01:13:54,682 --> 01:13:58,948
and the sun will come up, and
it'll be dry and that'll dry it out.
781
01:14:00,239 --> 01:14:02,163
Brian, have you got
the keys to your truck?
782
01:14:02,164 --> 01:14:03,780
No, that'll be on the kitchen table.
783
01:14:03,863 --> 01:14:06,613
I need them.
784
01:14:07,113 --> 01:14:08,371
You are sober.
785
01:14:08,372 --> 01:14:11,163
You can't be going down there,
those things will rip the head off ya.
786
01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:13,662
- Yeah, she's right.
- You might not get past them.
787
01:14:14,263 --> 01:14:17,153
But I know someone who could.
788
01:14:17,154 --> 01:14:21,529
Talking about the
drunken-est person we've got.
789
01:14:23,612 --> 01:14:26,403
Absolutely not. No.
790
01:14:26,486 --> 01:14:29,945
- Paddy, you go.
- Feck off, you.
791
01:14:30,428 --> 01:14:32,961
Brian. Brian should go.
792
01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:37,860
Thanks for that, um...
793
01:14:37,944 --> 01:14:40,902
Yup. Yeah... I... suppose I could, yeah.
794
01:14:40,985 --> 01:14:43,763
Your arse, you're going!
You're pickled, you fucking go!
795
01:14:43,764 --> 01:14:46,818
Just... Come on. I'm gonna go.
796
01:14:46,901 --> 01:14:49,193
No, no, it's too dangerous.
797
01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:51,651
Newsflash, I'm gonna go because...
798
01:14:51,734 --> 01:14:56,234
I'm one of the best drunken garda
this country's ever seen, you said.
799
01:14:56,318 --> 01:14:57,592
Didn't you say it?
800
01:14:58,775 --> 01:15:01,675
I'm just gonna get the keys.
This is not gonna take it lightly.
801
01:15:01,676 --> 01:15:04,983
I'm just gonna go, gonna get
the keys. It's gonna be grand.
802
01:15:05,067 --> 01:15:08,774
I'm your shining knight in silver armor.
803
01:15:13,024 --> 01:15:15,316
Right, if you get in trouble,
pull the trigger.
804
01:15:15,399 --> 01:15:16,924
Ho-ho, Savage!
805
01:15:18,066 --> 01:15:20,231
- Oh, careful.
- You missed.
806
01:15:20,315 --> 01:15:22,565
- Brian! Would you ever feck off it?
- Paddy!
807
01:15:23,731 --> 01:15:25,523
Just get the keys, I'll do the rest.
808
01:15:25,606 --> 01:15:27,523
Got it, just the keys.
809
01:15:29,605 --> 01:15:31,689
I'll be all right.
810
01:15:35,514 --> 01:15:36,839
Jesus Christ!
811
01:15:40,064 --> 01:15:42,146
It's okay! I'm all right.
812
01:15:42,229 --> 01:15:44,046
Shush, keep your voice down.
813
01:15:45,271 --> 01:15:46,704
She's a goner.
814
01:15:49,271 --> 01:15:53,270
- How're you gonna get to the truck?
- Well, run very fast.
815
01:15:53,353 --> 01:15:56,353
- Well, you're not that fast.
- No, he'll need a decoy.
816
01:15:56,437 --> 01:16:00,520
I've got it. If it's you it wants,
we give it what it wants.
817
01:16:00,603 --> 01:16:02,483
We make a dummy of you,
818
01:16:02,484 --> 01:16:05,644
dress it up as bait, and confuse
the shite clean out of it.
819
01:16:05,727 --> 01:16:08,977
- How do we make a dummy?
- Improvise.
820
01:16:43,183 --> 01:16:44,782
Focus.
821
01:16:56,983 --> 01:16:57,783
Ewh.
822
01:17:24,095 --> 01:17:25,687
I love this song.
823
01:17:26,970 --> 01:17:28,353
Hurry.
824
01:18:18,299 --> 01:18:22,006
Hey, everybody, stay calm!
825
01:18:34,630 --> 01:18:37,255
Fire! Fire!
826
01:18:58,295 --> 01:18:59,861
I smell smoke.
827
01:19:10,127 --> 01:19:12,919
Lisa! Lisa!
828
01:19:15,210 --> 01:19:17,918
Is there another way down?
829
01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:32,333
- Una, it's lovely.
- I don't think it's scary enough, lads.
830
01:19:32,417 --> 01:19:36,000
It is not a bleeding beauty contest!
Una, it's a scarecrow!
831
01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:56,998
Lisa! Lisa!
832
01:20:00,455 --> 01:20:02,514
Come on, for fuck's sake!
833
01:20:07,914 --> 01:20:09,913
Go, Lisa! Go!
834
01:20:15,538 --> 01:20:18,371
O'Shea, O'Shea, do you read me?
835
01:20:18,372 --> 01:20:22,328
We're evacuating.
You did it, boy! You did it!
836
01:20:25,912 --> 01:20:30,827
Stop now! Lisa, stop anywhere.
Okay, you can stop now.
837
01:20:30,911 --> 01:20:33,952
Lisa? Lisa, stop now! Stop!
838
01:20:36,494 --> 01:20:39,494
- We are here!
- Jesus! You're dangerous!
839
01:20:39,577 --> 01:20:42,576
Come on, quickly! Hey, it's not raining!
840
01:20:42,660 --> 01:20:44,526
How long do you think
it'll take it to dry out?
841
01:20:44,710 --> 01:20:50,685
- I don't know, couple of hours.
- Bollocks, where is the crane?
842
01:20:50,868 --> 01:20:53,117
- Shit!
- What are we gonna do now?
843
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:54,835
Okay, I'm thinking if
I can get it over there.
844
01:20:54,836 --> 01:20:56,784
- Wait, we are not ready!
- Run! Run! Run!
845
01:20:56,785 --> 01:20:58,292
- Give me the keys!
- What keys?
846
01:20:58,293 --> 01:21:00,617
- Cooney's keys.
- There! Go! Run!
847
01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:49,195
Come on, you...
848
01:21:50,479 --> 01:21:53,112
Just a little closer.
849
01:21:54,112 --> 01:21:58,944
What are you waiting for?
Come on and come and get me!
850
01:22:01,361 --> 01:22:04,153
Come on, you smelly bastard.
851
01:22:35,900 --> 01:22:39,216
Get away from him, you C-U-U-U-UNT!
852
01:23:02,608 --> 01:23:04,316
Yaa-Hoooo!
853
01:23:39,977 --> 01:23:43,144
I think this calls for a celebration.
854
01:23:56,058 --> 01:23:57,142
No!
855
01:24:08,391 --> 01:24:10,141
Sláinte (cheers).
856
01:24:22,306 --> 01:24:25,681
Are you okay? You okay?
857
01:24:25,765 --> 01:24:27,972
He couldn't handle his drink.
858
01:24:31,430 --> 01:24:33,805
What are you doing?
859
01:24:36,222 --> 01:24:37,972
Ah! Shut your hole!
860
01:25:04,969 --> 01:25:08,136
That was fun, wasn't it?
861
01:25:08,219 --> 01:25:11,593
- Tell that to Una.
- Ah, she'll be grand.
862
01:25:14,843 --> 01:25:17,010
Would you like a drink?
863
01:25:18,051 --> 01:25:20,718
I wouldn't say no.
864
01:25:25,092 --> 01:25:27,342
Here, I thought you'd run out of drink?
865
01:25:27,425 --> 01:25:31,384
- Have you poitín in your house?
- Is the Pope a Catholic?
866
01:25:36,633 --> 01:25:38,716
Here.
867
01:25:48,632 --> 01:25:51,882
I shouldn't have done that!
868
01:25:51,965 --> 01:25:55,214
Just kidding, I should.
869
01:25:57,172 --> 01:25:58,859
I think I'll take some time off.
870
01:25:58,860 --> 01:26:00,339
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
871
01:26:02,672 --> 01:26:07,130
You know, if you lived here,
you'd be home already.
872
01:26:08,338 --> 01:26:11,505
- Home of the Erin Island Grabbers.
- Uh-huh.
873
01:26:11,588 --> 01:26:14,046
It's gonna get mental around here.
874
01:26:14,130 --> 01:26:17,170
I'm gonna need all the help I can get.
875
01:26:48,584 --> 01:26:52,334
- Wanna get some breakfast?
- Yum! Yes, I do.
876
01:26:54,126 --> 01:26:57,584
I think we should go
and pick up Jim's dog.
877
01:26:57,709 --> 01:27:00,208
- Aw, Dr. Gleesons dog?
- Yeah.
878
01:27:00,650 --> 01:27:02,741
Yeah, she'll be missing her 'dad'.
879
01:27:02,825 --> 01:27:06,050
Aw, I've always wanted a dog.
880
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:13,000
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