1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:21,042 Subtitles manually transcribed by [ Subtopian ] Corrections & notes by AsifAkheir 3 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:24,417 Davvers! Davvers! Stop! Cut it! 4 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,833 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 5 00:01:31,542 --> 00:01:33,750 What is it? Roman stuff? 6 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:38,167 Can't be Roman. They didn't have kings. They had emperors and shit. 7 00:01:38,292 --> 00:01:39,708 My mate was on a site last year, 8 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:42,542 said they found a load of Roman coins that was worth tons. 9 00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:44,792 It's not fucking Roman, you muppet!(dummy) 10 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:46,000 It might have other stuff. 11 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,792 - Yeah, like what? - Gold and stuff. 12 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:01,542 Ugh... Stinks down here. 13 00:02:01,708 --> 00:02:05,708 - [FARTS] Does now. - Argh... Davvers! 14 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:10,875 - Whoa... - Bloody hell. 15 00:02:11,708 --> 00:02:13,042 It's a graveyard. 16 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:15,375 It's a plague pit, more like! 17 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:18,042 We can't nick stuff from a graveyard. 18 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:20,875 - Can we? - I don't care. 19 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:22,958 They dead already, ain't they? 20 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,167 What was that? 21 00:02:32,042 --> 00:02:34,208 Probably just wind or summat.(something) 22 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:39,333 Jesus! Don't do that! 23 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:43,792 That was classic. Your face... 24 00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:47,708 We better go... tell the boss what we found. 25 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:50,458 What? What's the matter? You scared of a few skeletons? 26 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:56,250 Wooah! Wooo! I'm a ghost. Wooooo! God, you're such a pansy! 27 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:57,208 Piss off! 28 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:04,125 - Um, be... behind ja... - Yeah, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... 29 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:06,250 - Like I'm gonna fall for that one. - No, seriously. Mate! Behind ja! 30 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:09,833 Get it off me! 31 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:03,333 32 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:08,125 - You paid cash? - Yeah 33 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:09,250 Used a false name? 34 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:10,667 Yes, just like you said. 35 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:14,000 Where the fuck did you get it, mate? A bomb site? 36 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,500 Why can't we use our car anyway? 37 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,167 'Cause they'll trace it back to us, won't they? 38 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,500 This is clean. 39 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:23,292 If this even starts at all. Have you tried it? 40 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:24,917 No. 41 00:05:35,292 --> 00:05:38,000 Okay, Andy, two problems here, uh... One, it doesn't start. 42 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:42,667 And two, there's a dirty, filthy, cummy sock... in there. 43 00:05:47,417 --> 00:05:48,750 Say, let's see what happens. 44 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:54,667 Oh, yeah! 45 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:57,708 Come on, let's go and magic us a full breakfast, yeah? 46 00:05:59,917 --> 00:06:01,167 Look, I'm just saying, 47 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:03,833 I don't want the van to conk out on us in the middle of a job, that's all. 48 00:06:03,917 --> 00:06:04,917 Relax, we'll be fine. 49 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,292 Yeah, you say that 'cause you're a jammy git. 50 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,875 If you fell off that building right there, 51 00:06:08,875 --> 00:06:10,375 and landed into a thin bull full of shit, 52 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:13,292 you'd come out smelling of roses, with three birds on your arms. 53 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:16,583 Yeah, that's 'cause I'm a gay Jamaican.(?) That's talent, ace. 54 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:18,417 A talent for getting us into trouble. 55 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:19,833 When have I ever got us into trouble? 56 00:06:19,958 --> 00:06:23,458 Yeah, I'll take you all on! And so will my fucking brother! You dirty pikeys!(Gipseys) 57 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:26,583 You do not want to mess with me and my fucking brother! 58 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:28,250 - Fucking what?! - Terry! 59 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:31,250 Yeah, well, they were asking for it. I had to stick up for meself. 60 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:33,583 Look, all I'm saying is that you've got to be really careful about... 61 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:35,167 Jesus Christ! 62 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:45,167 - All right, Mickey? - Hello, mate. 63 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:47,208 Why wouldn't I be all right, huh? 64 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:50,083 You saying I'm some sorta nutter or something? 65 00:06:50,292 --> 00:06:52,500 No... just saying... 66 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:55,750 - He's joking. - Your face... 67 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,583 So, we still on for 2 o'clock or what? 68 00:07:02,792 --> 00:07:04,833 Yeah, that we are. We are still on for 2 o'clock. 69 00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:07,200 I mean, you've heard what happens when people mess me about. 70 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:10,667 Fucking mug! You... fucking mug! 71 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:12,583 We heard about that, yeah, yeah. 72 00:07:12,625 --> 00:07:13,333 Good. 73 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,750 So, don't mess me about. 74 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,500 Beautiful motor this is, gents. 75 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,417 Oh, cheers, mate, yeah. It's a nice one, yeah, yeah... 76 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,875 Top of the range, this is, right? Yeah. 77 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:26,875 RIGHT! 78 00:07:30,542 --> 00:07:32,333 Be lucky, yeah? 79 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:34,667 Right. 80 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,917 He's just dented my fucking car with his head. 81 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:41,208 He's got a steel plate in there. Iraq war injury. 82 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:44,042 Buried in there to remove part of his brain or something. 83 00:07:44,042 --> 00:07:46,625 The part that stops him from being a fucking psychopath? 84 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:48,583 "Be lucky". 85 00:07:50,542 --> 00:07:52,208 Mate, he's the man for the job. 86 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:54,375 - Yeah, you sure? - He's the man. 87 00:07:57,375 --> 00:08:00,417 Eddie, I told you not to call this number. It'll leave a record. 88 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:02,583 They're on to us. I'll need to move the cash. 89 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,000 Can you get it ready? I'll send someone over to pick it up. 90 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,792 What? All of it? But there's two and a ha... 91 00:08:06,792 --> 00:08:10,417 Listen! They're sending inspectors. I want it all out the away. 92 00:08:10,792 --> 00:08:12,250 You have the forms ready? 93 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,375 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 94 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:21,833 Davvers! Greg! Got a job for ya! 95 00:08:24,958 --> 00:08:28,125 Davvers! Greg! Where are you, you pair of tits? 96 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:42,417 Oi! Get the fuck out of it! You two-bob toe rags(low-life). 97 00:08:42,417 --> 00:08:46,208 I told you! You come 'round here again, I'm gonna slap the shit out of ya! 98 00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:47,917 Well, now it's time to pay the piper. 99 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,917 Hey, listen, old man. You behave yourself, 100 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:52,167 before me and my boys fuck you up, ja understand? 101 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:56,583 Leave it out, Ray. You're driving away all my customers! 102 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:59,708 You're supposed to take your pills! Not sell'em to these mugs! 103 00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:01,667 Well, I've got to earn a crust, don't I? 104 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:06,917 Here you are, lads, gather 'round. 105 00:09:07,417 --> 00:09:11,458 I've got it in here, look. I've got sleeping pills... 106 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:13,917 Here they are, slower than the army! 107 00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:15,333 All right, granddad? 108 00:09:15,417 --> 00:09:17,792 Don't call me granddad! I told you, it makes me sound old! 109 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:19,083 But you are old. 110 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,667 Yes? How's that for old, eh? 111 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:24,958 You're late again! The Macguire genes must have passed youse two by. 112 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:28,625 Your mum and dad will be spinning in their graves, God rest their souls. 113 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,875 Yeah, they were cremated though, weren't they, granddad? 114 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,250 Don't give me none of your back-sass! 115 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:33,000 All right. 116 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:36,042 Now, come on! There's people in there waiting for their dinners! 117 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:38,500 All right. 118 00:09:58,917 --> 00:09:59,750 - Hello... - All right, how're you doing? 119 00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:02,542 It's high time youse two got a proper job. 120 00:10:02,542 --> 00:10:03,958 This is a proper job. 121 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:07,375 When I was 15, I lied about my age, so's I could sign up, 122 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:09,417 and fight the fuckin' Nazis. 123 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:14,625 Argh! Come on you Nazi mugs! Let's fucking have it! 124 00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:18,375 What are youse two fighting? Traffic? 125 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:19,250 We do okay. 126 00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:21,958 Okay? Let me mark your card, sunshine.(correct you) 127 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:28,417 Delivering 'Meals on Wheels' to old-age pensioners ain't a lifetime profession. 128 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:32,917 Look atcha! You're about as much use, as an ashtray on a motorbike! 129 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:38,417 Leave 'em alone, Ray! They're doing the best they can. Aren't you, boys? 130 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:39,792 Yes, Doreen. 131 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:44,833 Um, I was wondering, my window, the catch keeps slipping, 132 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:48,500 and I was wondering if one of you big, strong boys could come and... 133 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,042 ooh... force it open? 134 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:55,167 I think Andy is big and strong. He's up for fixing a window, aren't you, Andy? 135 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:59,500 Oh, Andy. Dunno what I'd do without-cha! 136 00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:01,750 Oh... See you later. 137 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:05,458 See you later, Doreen. Say "bye," Andy. 138 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:06,458 Bye, Doreen. 139 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,625 - Yeah, mate, mate, - Mate, mate, mate... 140 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,792 you're gonna get lucky tonight, I tell you what. 141 00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:12,875 Bit of experience mate, that'll be, won't it? 142 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:16,125 Every time. Every fucking time. 143 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:23,750 I know you're gonna be knocking this place down in a few weeks time, 144 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:26,250 but do you feel the need to rub it in? 145 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:30,792 There's people here about to have their dinner. You yuppie twat! 146 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:33,583 Look, I really need to get these measurements, okay? 147 00:11:33,917 --> 00:11:36,208 If you don't sling your hook(leave) in 5 seconds time, 148 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:38,708 I'm gonna ram that fucking clipboard so far up your arris,(arse) 149 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:41,625 you're gonna have to shove your pen up your nose to write on it! 150 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:47,042 - 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! - All right... All right! All right! 151 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,042 There you go. 152 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,583 All right, Ray? Is it okay if I sit with you? 153 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,500 You sit where you like, sweetheart. 154 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:04,792 So, where they sending you when this place closes? 155 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,917 Oh, some place up north. Bradford, I suppose. 156 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,792 Somewhere full of northern monkeys. 157 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:13,542 - It's nice up north. - I wouldn't know. 158 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,542 I've never been further north than Walthamstow dog track, 159 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,542 and that's far enough for me. 160 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,042 Do you want this one, or do you want that one? 161 00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:21,833 Oh, you take that one. You help yourself. 162 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,292 Are you going to the concert today? 163 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,667 What else am I gonna do while I'm in here? 164 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:29,750 Sit around, waiting for the Grim Reaper to come, and... 165 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,417 put us all out of our misery? 166 00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:34,458 Got any fillet steak? 167 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,708 Just what you see, mate. 168 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:39,000 Mate? Are you being disrespectful, son? 169 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:39,875 No, Darryl. 170 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:42,292 Mr. Cooper is what you call me. 171 00:12:42,292 --> 00:12:45,667 You want to be careful what you say, I could have you killed. 172 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:49,625 All your gangster mates are dead. How're you gonna get someone killed? 173 00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:51,583 Advertise in 'Exchange and Mart'? 174 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:55,333 I could have you done and all. I know people, I do. 175 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:59,167 But go on, hurry up! Me stomach thinks me "apples and pears" being cut. 176 00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:00,792 Your "stairs" are being cut? 177 00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,458 No, me "apples and pears"; me "throat". 178 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:03,917 "Apples and pears" means "stairs". 179 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:06,208 Take no notice of him, he gets everything boxed up. 180 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:09,000 Apples and pears; cares. Cares and woes; nose. 181 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,958 Nose in me boat (boat=boat race=face); throat. 182 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,167 Don't you talk English? 183 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,292 Makes sense to me, Eric. There you are. 184 00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:28,292 They don't get better than never. 185 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,125 Lunch, Hamish. 186 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:34,458 - Come on! - Oh, all right. 187 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:39,125 I'd rather have a nap... 188 00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:43,375 - with you. - Oi! You cheeky bugger. 189 00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:49,417 Yeah, I wouldn't worry. 190 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,500 They're gonna tear the place down in a couple of weeks. 191 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,917 Yeah. Okay. Speak to them. Bye. 192 00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:05,583 You really think we can do this? 193 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,750 Ain't got a choice, mate. I mean, look at this idiot. 194 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:13,500 We don't do anything, this guy is gonna knock down granddad's care home. 195 00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:16,333 What would mum and dad have done? 196 00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:20,667 Life's gonna throw a lot at you, 'cause of who you are, where you're from. 197 00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:24,125 See, some people don't respect us, the working class. 198 00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:28,583 Don't you dare, ever, let anyone put you down, all right? 199 00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:31,542 You can be anything you want, 200 00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:35,208 long as you work hard, stick together as a family. 201 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,167 Always stand up for what's right, yeah? 202 00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:41,000 Now, look, we've gotta pop out for a minute, 203 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 so you two behave yourselves, all right? 204 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:46,667 Here you go. 205 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:54,708 - You ready, Shirl? - Ready. 206 00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,125 Come on, you fucking pigs! 207 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,542 Come on! You'll never take us alive! 208 00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:05,958 Probably not the best role models for the current situation, Andrew. 209 00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:12,000 I think they'd be all right with it. 210 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:17,417 An East London building site has been shut down, 211 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,417 after several workers were injured, earlier today. 212 00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:23,333 Police have not revealed the details of the accident, 213 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,375 but a Department of Health spokesperson... 214 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,667 Right, let's get the van and pick up the others. 215 00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:32,292 I think maybe we should have picked something easier than a bank. 216 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,292 Nah, we'll be fine. Davey will look after us. 217 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:55,125 You getting in, then? 218 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,083 Yeah, yeah, just keeping a low profile. 219 00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,500 We ain't done anything yet, mate. 220 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,167 Yeah, well, it's just, tricks of the trade and all that. 221 00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:11,042 All right, now, my guy on the inside, 222 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:13,125 he said that they were upgrading their security. 223 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:17,500 So, today, there's no security shots. But the alarms are on and they all work. 224 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,583 Did you get the outfits? 225 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:21,083 Yeah, blagged(stole) them from the building site. 226 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:21,917 Sweet. 227 00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:32,958 You're late, as usual. 228 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,333 Yeah, nice to see you too. 229 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,625 - All right, Kate? - Katy, not Kate, Katy. 230 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,125 - All right, Kate Grand lives on. - Oh... 231 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:42,000 Excuse me for expecting someone in my own family to remember my fucking name. 232 00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,917 - They let you out then? - Yeah. 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,917 Lost your virginity, yet? 233 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,000 Davey Tuppence? You having a laugh? 234 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:55,958 He's our expert. 235 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,667 Expert? What sort of an expert gets caught? 236 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,917 Now, you've got to be really tough to do this sort of work. 237 00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,375 - Really? - Yeah, double tough. 238 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,833 Do you, uh, wanna see some of my scars? 239 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,208 - Yeah, yeah, I'd love to. - Of course you do, babe. 240 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,375 Oh, bollocks. 241 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,333 It's the best we can do at short notice, all right? 242 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:18,292 You said, it'll just be the three of us. In and out, no complications. 243 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,583 Yes, no complications. 244 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:22,208 But, we need as much help as possible to make sure things go smoothly. 245 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,708 That's why I'm here. 246 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:30,042 - Which one is Mickey's? - Mental Mickey? 247 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,500 Oh, this just gets better and better. 248 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:35,500 He's the only person that we knew that had access to guns, all right? 249 00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:38,458 You said no shooting. We can't afford to get caught with guns. 250 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,625 They're just for show. All right? 251 00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:48,083 He' not mental. He's just got a few... anger management issues, that's all. 252 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,250 Issues? He's a fucking psycho! 253 00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:53,417 I heard he pulled a geezer's spine out and wore it as a belt. 254 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:56,042 Great, I feel much better now. 255 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:04,917 All right, mate. 256 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,500 Here he comes. 257 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,250 Oi! Princess, move. 258 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,792 See you brought me a bird, then? 259 00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:28,125 Who the fuck you calling a bird, you prick?! 260 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,500 Fuck you calling a prick, you shitter? 261 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:35,208 - Whoa! Easy... easy... - Katy is our cousin. She's a locksmith. 262 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,250 And this is Davey Tuppence. 263 00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:39,375 Yeah, I've heard of him. 264 00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:40,458 Got a bit of a reputation, don't I? 265 00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:42,292 I heard you're a bit of a muppet, bruv(bro). 266 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,875 It's a good job I'm sorting out of shaving his head. 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:52,000 Gimme your opinion about these. 267 00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,208 Ah, beautiful. 268 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,542 Now this... is my baby. 269 00:18:57,167 --> 00:19:00,125 It's a Remington 870 Express 12-gauge pump-action shotgun... 270 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,875 with a tactical pistol grip. 271 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,667 Takes eight 3-inch magnum shells. 272 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,042 Her name's Tracy. 273 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,458 She's pretty. 274 00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:13,500 Fucking hell. 275 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,958 Now, let's go fuck up some fuckers, yeah? 276 00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:56,458 Ooh, there's something funny going on at the building site. 277 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,708 Katy, don't look at me like that, for fuck's sake. 278 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:03,833 Yes, I should have told you about the guns, all right? 279 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,000 But I'll drop you off, if you want. 280 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,250 No chance. I ain't leaving you two alone with these divs. 281 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,250 Someone's got to keep you alive. 282 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,333 Shit! 283 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,917 Rats. 284 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,458 Lots of rats. 285 00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:22,208 I wonder where they're going. 286 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:25,333 Down a pub for a pint. Who gives a fuck? Just drive through. 287 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,333 Mate, they're just gonna clog up the wheels. There's no point. 288 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,583 We've got plenty of time, all right? Now, listen, 289 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,208 you do know what you're doing, yeah? 290 00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:31,958 - Yeah. - Yeah. 291 00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:34,417 Right, perfect, listen to this. This is the most important part, Mickey. 292 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:35,833 No shooting. 293 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,167 If it takes longer than 3 minutes, then we just get out of there. 294 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,917 Shouldn't we be wearing disguises? 295 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,208 Aha!.. Sorted! Right? 296 00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:47,042 - What's that? - Well, it's a moustache. 297 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:51,208 I can see it's a fucking moustache. Are you expecting me to wear one? 298 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,375 Well, why not? 299 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,958 Put your glasses on, pull your hat down. No one will know the difference. 300 00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,667 I've got tits, you teat! 301 00:20:57,292 --> 00:21:03,125 Well, no offense, they're not... that big, so, it'll probably be all right. 302 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,417 Last chance to call it off. 303 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,167 Nah, come on, let's go. 304 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:46,917 Now, when we get in there, I'll make the announcement, right? 305 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,667 And then, you'll make as much fucking noise as possible, you know. 306 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:50,667 Really put a frightness on. 307 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:52,708 Yeah, that's music to my ears, Tuppence. 308 00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:54,250 Come on. 309 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:58,833 You need your own deposit slips. It's bank policy. 310 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:02,542 Look, I just... You know me. You know my account. 311 00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:04,375 Why're you making this difficult, Clive? 312 00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:06,250 I wish I could help, but my hands are tied. 313 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:10,792 I suggest you go back to your... bedsit, rifle through your drawers... 314 00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:12,542 How dare you? How dare you? 315 00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:14,792 Come on, Davey, say something. 316 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,250 Let's just fucking shoot everyone. 317 00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:17,250 Let's start with you, eh? 318 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:22,583 Are you here for the money, then? 319 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,917 Yes, we are here about the money, um... 320 00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:28,167 And we don't want any trouble, all right? 321 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:31,125 Oh, no, no, it's no trouble at all. I assure you. 322 00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:32,500 Would you like to come this way? 323 00:22:35,917 --> 00:22:38,000 - What's going on? - I have no fucking idea. 324 00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:47,833 I wasn't expecting so many of you, but, um, a couple of you can sit down. 325 00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:51,625 Now, if I could just see your forms, we can get you that money. 326 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:56,667 - Forms? - The C114 and 27B/6. 327 00:23:00,292 --> 00:23:02,792 You are from Heartman Construction, aren't you? 328 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,083 Yep. 329 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:08,333 Right, it's just that Eddie said you'd have the forms. 330 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,583 He said he'd bring them later. 331 00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:13,875 Okay, well, I can't release the money without the forms. 332 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,958 All right, stop the Lilly Law, will ya? 333 00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:17,917 We ain't got your fucking forms, all right? 334 00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:21,708 But, I've got this, you soppy* bitch. Now, where's the fucking money? *(moist w/vaginal emissions) 335 00:23:22,042 --> 00:23:23,833 I'll give you the money, just please don't hurt me. 336 00:23:23,917 --> 00:23:26,167 - Get up! - Not you, Davey. 337 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,625 Look for about ten grey security bags, 338 00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,375 should be a couple of hundred grand in there easy. 339 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:40,833 Move. 340 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:55,875 Right, so, if we take two bags each, then, uh... 341 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,167 What's all this? 342 00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:11,083 Two and a half million. All of Heartman Construction's payroll and profit. 343 00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:15,958 - Fuck me. - Granddad's gonna kill us. 344 00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,292 That's too much. Old Bill will never stop chasing us. 345 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,750 Too much? You having a fucking jill-off? (masturbate) We can retire right now. 346 00:24:21,167 --> 00:24:23,208 Retire? You don't even have a fucking job. 347 00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:24,417 This is my fucking job! 348 00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:29,958 I mean... we're here, you know, might as well take it. 349 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:32,875 Let's do it. 350 00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:35,167 Andy. 351 00:24:58,667 --> 00:24:59,500 Jesus! 352 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:03,042 We're gonna go down in history. Easiest armed robbery ever. 353 00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:09,000 Drop your weapons, and get down on the ground! 354 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:10,625 On the ground! Now! 355 00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:19,792 Come on, you fucking sluts! 356 00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:21,708 Get down! 357 00:25:32,417 --> 00:25:33,583 Stop shooting, Mickey! 358 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:37,875 They were gonna fucking nick us, right! We ain't got time for a pussy fallback! 359 00:25:37,958 --> 00:25:40,042 Can't we just say, it was a mistake and we didn't mean it. No hard feelings. 360 00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:42,333 Well, it doesn't fucking work like that, does it, Andy?! 361 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,500 Ain't there a back door?! 362 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,500 Shit, we're trapped. 363 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,000 No, we ain't marked off yet. 364 00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:52,583 Everybody, get down! This is a robbery! 365 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:53,333 Shut up! 366 00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:56,542 Fill up them security bags, before I blow your fucking head off! 367 00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:59,000 You want more?! There's two and a half million quid outside! 368 00:25:59,042 --> 00:26:01,500 This is easier to carry. We gotta run now! 369 00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:03,000 - Terry. - What?! Mickey! what?! 370 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,667 I'm gonna get us out of here! 371 00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:07,167 Fucking hell, mate! I don't fucking think so! 372 00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:08,917 You lost you fucking marbles? Give that back! 373 00:26:08,917 --> 00:26:10,833 Fuck off, mate! You let this off, we're all fucking dead! 374 00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:13,167 Just back off and let me think for a second! 375 00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:16,167 Come out with your hands on your head, and you won't be harmed! 376 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,500 Suck my fucking chocolate dick! 377 00:26:49,583 --> 00:26:51,458 Fucking hell! 378 00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:54,292 Are you all right? Oh, my God! 379 00:26:54,417 --> 00:26:55,542 What's going on? 380 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:01,792 Everybody out the front door! Everybody out! 381 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:03,167 What are you doing?! 382 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:06,875 Outside! Outside! 383 00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:10,500 Have some of this, twinkle toes. 384 00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:23,125 Peggy! Peggy! Come on! 385 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,375 Tuppence, you're the expert, go and have a look. 386 00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:29,417 I'm not looking. You look. 387 00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:31,208 - Andy, go and have a look. - What? 388 00:27:31,208 --> 00:27:32,417 I can't see through this glass, mate. 389 00:27:35,542 --> 00:27:37,833 Out of the way, wankers, move. I'll sort this out. 390 00:27:39,208 --> 00:27:41,958 Ow! Ow! Get off me, you big dickbag! 391 00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:42,958 Don't try any funny shit. 392 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:44,917 What the fuck are you doing?! We're not taking any hostages! 393 00:27:44,917 --> 00:27:45,750 No, it's a bad idea. 394 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:46,958 Maybe you ain't, 395 00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:50,917 - but I am. Up! - Oh, no. 396 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,042 I'm no use as a hostage. I have a heart condition. 397 00:27:53,167 --> 00:27:54,458 I can drop dead if I get stressed. 398 00:27:54,875 --> 00:27:56,708 Stay calm then, you muppet. 399 00:27:58,417 --> 00:28:02,250 Right! We're coming out! And we've got hostages! Move! 400 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,500 Might as well follow him now. 401 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,833 1, 2, 3, wait, 4! 402 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,042 And that can fuck right off! 403 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000 - Mickey! - What's going on? 404 00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:47,958 - Zombies. - Are you sure? 405 00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:54,125 Pretty sure. 406 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,458 He's eating a foot! 407 00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:00,167 It's fucking disgusting. 408 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,583 Fuck this. All right, grab the money. Grab the money! 409 00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:10,667 All right, let's get into the van! 410 00:29:15,542 --> 00:29:18,083 Andy, come on, hurry up! Put the bags in the back! 411 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:23,625 Come on. 412 00:29:24,167 --> 00:29:27,125 Please! Don't leave me here with these things! 413 00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:30,250 - Andy, get in the van! - Andy, get in here! 414 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,792 What're you doing?! Jesus fucking Christ! 415 00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:36,542 I couldn't just leave her, could I?! 416 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,625 - Drive! - I can't start the fucking van! 417 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:42,500 Unbelievable. 418 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:05,458 How are you? 419 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:08,375 She's dead! 420 00:30:09,125 --> 00:30:10,500 What's going on?! What's going on?! 421 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:13,000 - She's dead! - Fucking get rid of her then! 422 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,917 Hands off me, you mental bitch! 423 00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:24,458 Mental, do something! 424 00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:31,417 Say "hello" to Tracy, you shitbag! 425 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:36,958 Yes! 426 00:30:38,417 --> 00:30:39,833 Sorry, Terry, I put her in. That's my bad. 427 00:30:39,917 --> 00:30:42,292 Mickey, don't ever fire that gun indoors again! 428 00:30:42,292 --> 00:30:46,458 You see that, Tuppence?! Told you, mate! Nobody messes with my Tracy. Mwah. 429 00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:51,750 What the fuck was that?! 430 00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:55,000 Why didn't you check to make sure they didn't put a dye pack in? 431 00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:56,292 What's a dye pack?! 432 00:30:56,292 --> 00:30:58,500 The thing that just exploded. That's a dye pack! 433 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,750 Calm down! We'll be there in a minute! 434 00:31:13,042 --> 00:31:15,250 Let's lock the bleeding doors! 435 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,042 Where do we go now? Upstairs? 436 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:20,625 - No, we'll be fucked, up there! Um... - Oh... Where? 437 00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:22,750 - Back door! - Back door, right. 438 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:26,417 Come on, let's go. 439 00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:46,250 We can't go that way either. 440 00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:51,458 Peggy, kick him. 441 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,708 The bastards are everywhere. 442 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:03,750 Eric, shut that door! Darryl, drum those shut! 443 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:07,333 Doreen, lock that back door! Close everything! 444 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,083 All right, Tuppence, here you go. Close the gate. Go on, son. 445 00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:33,042 All right, Andy, Katy, grab the bags! You two muppets, in there! 446 00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:40,125 Aah! I've got a gun. 447 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:43,625 A little slow. 448 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,417 Is that as fast as they go? 449 00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,875 I thought they run really quick. 450 00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:52,750 Mate, they're dead. They're not exactly gonna sprint, are they? 451 00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:57,000 Fine, come on then, you fucking muppet! 452 00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:04,875 Oh yeah, hard guy, are ya? Have some of this then, you prick! 453 00:33:10,167 --> 00:33:11,750 That's how you do it. 454 00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:16,833 Owww! He fucking bit me! 455 00:33:16,833 --> 00:33:18,250 You've gotta get them in the head. 456 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:19,958 Shut up. How'd you even know that? 457 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,458 Everyone knows that. 458 00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:26,208 Come here. 459 00:33:39,542 --> 00:33:41,458 Is that even actually possible? 460 00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:43,667 You've pulled my fucking skin off. 461 00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,125 Can't exactly leave it there, can ya? 462 00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:50,000 - Oh... - What? Whoa, there's another one! 463 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,708 What the fuck? 464 00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:08,667 - Oh! - Oh, rot! 465 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:13,667 Come here, little fella. 466 00:34:13,667 --> 00:34:14,958 Easy, mate, come on. 467 00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:17,833 Is it all right? Awww... 468 00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,000 Oi! You little shit. 469 00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:30,958 No, too much! Too fucking much in one day, surely! 470 00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:33,375 Never liked kids anyway. 471 00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:37,542 Okay, get in! 472 00:34:38,667 --> 00:34:40,917 Right, Andy, Tuppence, put the bags there and there! 473 00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:43,750 Katy! Get on the phone and try and get a hold of anyone, all right? 474 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,292 - Get in the chair! - Sit down. 475 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:46,542 Don't move. 476 00:34:47,875 --> 00:34:49,875 Mickey, you all right, mate? Your arm looks a little bit dodgy. 477 00:34:49,917 --> 00:34:51,917 Yeah, bruv. Fucking good as gold, bruv. 478 00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:55,583 So, no shooting and no hostages. Job well done, boys. 479 00:34:55,583 --> 00:34:59,250 Don't blame me, trick, oh yeah?! The pigs come! I improvised! 480 00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:00,833 - And fucked your ear, eh? - Easy. 481 00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:01,875 - Fuck you. - Relax. 482 00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:05,167 So... shall we jump in the car and head off then? 483 00:35:05,167 --> 00:35:07,583 No, no, no, we can't just go running off until we know exactly what's happened, 484 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:10,000 all right? This... wasn't exactly part of the plan. 485 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,750 Nothing... shit reception. Worse than New Year's eve. 486 00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:15,125 - Shit! - Have you tried the radio? 487 00:35:17,042 --> 00:35:19,667 - What? - The radio. 488 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:21,458 We ain't got a radio. 489 00:35:22,708 --> 00:35:24,708 Yeah, you have a radio in the van. 490 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,625 No, she's right. You was listening to Dido. 491 00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,333 Yeah, all right, I'll go check it out, um... 492 00:35:31,417 --> 00:35:32,792 - I'll come with ya. - Yeah. 493 00:35:33,292 --> 00:35:36,083 You, keep an eye on them. Watch Mr. Bean, all right? 494 00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:52,542 Mental's been bitten. He's gonna turn into one of those things. 495 00:35:52,542 --> 00:35:53,667 Yeah, he's still alive though. 496 00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:55,833 Doesn't matter. His arm's going grey. He's gonna turn. 497 00:35:55,833 --> 00:35:57,167 He's a fucking liability. 498 00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:59,042 - What're you saying? - He needs to be shot. 499 00:35:59,042 --> 00:36:01,833 Fucking hell, Katy! You're a bit eager to shoot people. 500 00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,000 Look, I don't want to shoot people, 501 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,625 but I'll happily shoot somebody who's already dead. 502 00:36:04,625 --> 00:36:05,708 He's not fucking dead! 503 00:36:05,708 --> 00:36:07,917 Fine! Don't say I didn't warn you when he turns. 504 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:12,292 This is an emergency broadcast. 505 00:36:12,292 --> 00:36:15,417 There is a viral infection concentrated on the East End of London, 506 00:36:15,417 --> 00:36:17,250 and spreading fast through the capital. 507 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,750 The army have sealed off the East End to try and contain the virus... 508 00:36:23,583 --> 00:36:26,083 - What are you up to later? - What? 509 00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:29,208 Well, you fancy maybe coming to get a drink with me or something. 510 00:36:29,917 --> 00:36:33,542 Are you out of your mind? You just kidnapped me. 511 00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:36,292 You threatened me with guns. You've put me in danger. 512 00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:39,958 Yeah, sorry about that. I mean some girls are into that sort of thing. 513 00:36:41,208 --> 00:36:44,833 Not you, obviously. Uh, I just mean... 514 00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:47,042 - Some girls. - No! 515 00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:49,542 - Davey, probably not. - Sorry. 516 00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:01,250 Cheers, mate. 517 00:37:01,250 --> 00:37:04,167 I'm keeping track of all this, so I can write a report for the police. 518 00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:06,042 I'm memorising your faces. 519 00:37:06,042 --> 00:37:08,167 Put a sock in it, you little cretin! 520 00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,708 Hey, I'm doing this for your benefit too, you know? 521 00:37:10,875 --> 00:37:12,250 Why don't we just let them go. 522 00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:13,583 Shut it, Davey! 523 00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:18,000 Davey, is that your name? Right. I made a note of that. 524 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:20,000 Oh, great. Thanks, Mickey. 525 00:37:20,792 --> 00:37:23,125 Mickey. Right. Another name. 526 00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:25,333 Remembering everything, are ya? 527 00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:27,792 Yes, every tiny detail. 528 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:35,250 Well, don't forget this then. Keep your fucking airhole shut! 529 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:40,292 - Well, what is it? - Yeah, zombies. 530 00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:41,167 Shitloads of 'em. 531 00:37:41,167 --> 00:37:42,917 Yeah, some kind of mutated virus or something. 532 00:37:42,917 --> 00:37:45,208 I dunno when it started, but it's spreading fast. 533 00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:47,667 Maybe... it's something in the water. 534 00:37:47,958 --> 00:37:50,375 - Christ, Andy! - It's not fucking water. 535 00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:52,750 They're gonna seal off the East End to see if they can contain it. 536 00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:54,250 Told everyone to just stay indoors. 537 00:37:54,292 --> 00:37:56,250 Yes, and whatever you do, do not let 'em fucking bite you, all right? 538 00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:58,167 That's where it starts. 539 00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:03,083 We've got a problem. 540 00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:05,875 We've come this far 'cause we've got guns and we're strong, all right? 541 00:38:06,542 --> 00:38:08,250 But what about granddad? 542 00:38:08,250 --> 00:38:11,250 He can handle anything. He was in the war. 543 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:14,208 I know that, mate. But this is a little bit different. You know what I mean? 544 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:16,667 I think... I think even granddad's gonna have a tough time with this one. 545 00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:19,667 We have to go there. Keep him safe till all of this get sorted. 546 00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:20,417 Yep. 547 00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:25,458 Okay, they can't get in. But, we can't get out. 548 00:38:25,542 --> 00:38:28,583 Now, we just gonna have to stay here, until we figure summat. 549 00:38:28,917 --> 00:38:31,000 Or the bastards bash the bloody doors down. 550 00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:34,167 Don't say that. We'll work something out. 551 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,167 Look, what the bloody hell are they? 552 00:38:36,167 --> 00:38:38,292 It's obvious, innit? They're vampires! 553 00:38:38,542 --> 00:38:41,708 Then what we need is crucifixes, silver, 554 00:38:41,708 --> 00:38:44,917 garlic, holy water, and Chrisopher Lee. 555 00:38:45,292 --> 00:38:49,875 Oh, shut up! You soppy tart. Those things out there... are fucking zombies! 556 00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:04,792 It's probably not as bad as it looks. 557 00:39:05,917 --> 00:39:07,958 I think it probably is, mate. 558 00:39:13,125 --> 00:39:15,125 We are going to be all right, aren't we, Ray? 559 00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:16,625 Yeah, of course we are, sweetheart. 560 00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:22,125 Listen. If one of 'em bites me, you will sort me out, won't you? 561 00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:25,458 Yeah, I'll promise, really. But, uh... it won't come to that. 562 00:39:26,167 --> 00:39:27,417 Thanks, Ray. 563 00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:31,542 Same goes for me. If one of them fuckers bites me... 564 00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:33,917 you finish me off. 565 00:39:33,917 --> 00:39:37,083 You joking? I'll kill you stone fucking dead. 566 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,375 Eh? 567 00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:42,667 We're in enough trouble without you turning into one of them as well. 568 00:39:44,083 --> 00:39:44,917 Yeah. 569 00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:54,458 Don't worry about it. Just a little scratch. 570 00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:57,333 Won't kill me, bruv. 571 00:39:57,500 --> 00:40:00,458 Honestly, Mickey. Maybe you need to get to a hospital. 572 00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:03,292 Maybe you should shut your fucking mouth. How about that? 573 00:40:04,792 --> 00:40:08,458 Please, we've done everything you asked us. You don't need us any more. 574 00:40:09,417 --> 00:40:11,500 She's right. We should let them go. 575 00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:14,667 Fuck off! We just half-inched(pinched) 2 million quid. 576 00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:16,750 As soon as we let them go, they'll snitch on us. 577 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,625 Oh, no, we won't say a word. 578 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:19,833 I will. I'll tell 'em everything. 579 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:23,292 Jesus, Clive! Shut up! Christ! 580 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:27,250 Fine, just me then. I won't say a word. 581 00:40:27,917 --> 00:40:30,042 Look, the world is clearly going to shit. 582 00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:32,833 Do you think I care about your poxy little robbery? 583 00:40:35,792 --> 00:40:38,125 My sister's ill, I need to check up on her. 584 00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:39,917 I don't expect you lot to understand. 585 00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:42,375 You clearly don't care about anything other than yourselves. 586 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:46,708 Why'd you say that for? Have we said anything nasty to you? 587 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:47,917 You kidnapped me! 588 00:40:47,917 --> 00:40:49,667 Do you know why we're doing this? 589 00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:52,000 No, and I don't care. 590 00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:55,542 They're closing down our granddad's old people's home. 591 00:40:55,542 --> 00:40:57,292 He's lived in the East End all his life. 592 00:40:57,333 --> 00:41:00,417 We're doing this so he can stay here with his friends. 593 00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:10,750 I, uh... All I just need is to clear me debts. 594 00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:12,417 Lost all me rent money on a racehorse. 595 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,542 What? I thought we were sharing. 596 00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:26,375 I know it's hard to believe. But we've actually never robbed anything before. 597 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,625 Huh, no shit. 598 00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:30,500 When we was young, our mum and dad died and... 599 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:33,333 granddad raised us so... you know... we owe him. 600 00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:34,625 Why didn't you just save up? 601 00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:36,417 We did, for six months. 602 00:41:36,833 --> 00:41:38,958 And then someone broke into our flat and nicked it. 603 00:41:38,958 --> 00:41:39,792 You think that's funny, do ya? 604 00:41:39,792 --> 00:41:41,083 It's pathetic. 605 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:45,833 Sorry to break up you lot's fucking little orgy. 606 00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:48,958 You're getting too pally pally for my liking. 607 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:51,583 You are telling them too much about us. 608 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:57,708 All right, Andy, I want you to light up the car, all right? What you doing? 609 00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:01,625 - Gimme my keys. - Nah. 610 00:42:01,625 --> 00:42:02,958 Gimme my fucking keys! 611 00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:06,458 Think I'll hang on to these, in case you try to run off with my money. 612 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:09,333 But it's not that I don't trust you, Ter. 613 00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:12,583 It's that I don't fucking trust you. 614 00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:18,208 Yeah, think Imma shove him over there. 615 00:42:18,208 --> 00:42:19,875 Don't make us go with him. 616 00:42:19,917 --> 00:42:21,750 - Get up now! - I'm up, I'm up. 617 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,583 - Guys, come on. - Move! 618 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:27,125 - Moving. - Take it easy. 619 00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:31,917 You can't just let him take 'em. 620 00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:35,042 What the fuck are we gonna do? 621 00:42:35,042 --> 00:42:36,708 He ain't got much longer, you know that, right? 622 00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:37,958 He's fucking lost his mind. 623 00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:40,708 So what are we gonna do? He's gonna turn any minute, right? 624 00:42:46,542 --> 00:42:48,000 Wait. 625 00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,125 In there. 626 00:42:58,208 --> 00:42:59,792 Fucking mag mug!(vomitous) 627 00:43:30,125 --> 00:43:32,042 - Now, get in. - Yup, okay. 628 00:43:32,792 --> 00:43:35,917 You should be safe in there now... probably... 629 00:43:38,375 --> 00:43:42,500 I can't believe they got Hamish. He's only 83. 630 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:44,875 Oh, I'm so glad I didn't see it. 631 00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:47,792 Did anyone actually see Hamish in the room when it happened? 632 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:52,000 He went out in the garden to have a kip (nap), but I never saw him come back in. 633 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,333 Fuck! He must have slept right through it. 634 00:44:07,542 --> 00:44:08,875 There's zombies everywhere. 635 00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:10,833 Yeah, but they ain't bite him yet. 636 00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:14,792 Hamish! Wake up! 637 00:44:16,042 --> 00:44:18,042 Wake up! You silly old fucker! 638 00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:27,458 What are you all doing in there? 639 00:44:27,625 --> 00:44:29,542 Don't talk, they'll hear you. 640 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:33,167 I'm sorry, I... I can't hear. You'll have to speak up! 641 00:44:33,542 --> 00:44:37,333 Shut up! Come to the back door. We'll let you in. 642 00:44:38,625 --> 00:44:40,708 Pardon? 643 00:44:42,292 --> 00:44:47,208 There's zombies everywhere. Come to the back door, and we'll let you in. 644 00:44:47,917 --> 00:44:49,792 Run! Now! 645 00:44:49,792 --> 00:44:51,792 Oh, it doesnt' work. I can't hear you. 646 00:44:51,792 --> 00:44:56,083 You'll have to... hold on. I'll... I'll come over there. 647 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:02,625 He's Mutt 'n Jeff, deaf as a fucking post! 648 00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:05,708 He'd move a bit quicker if it was dinner time. 649 00:45:07,292 --> 00:45:11,333 Hamish, there's a zombie right behind you! Move! Right now! 650 00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:15,292 Zombie, eh? Zombie? What are you going on about? 651 00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:18,500 Oh, my, oh. Oh, it's a zombie, oh. 652 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,958 RUUUUUN! 653 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,917 Why're you going so fast? Ey-oh! 654 00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:34,250 Fuck! 655 00:45:38,792 --> 00:45:44,458 Zombies, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, eh, eh. 656 00:46:18,667 --> 00:46:19,833 You don't look very well. 657 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:24,000 - Me? - No, Clive. Him. 658 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,792 Why don't I come over there and untie you. 659 00:46:28,792 --> 00:46:31,208 I'll show you how fucking well I am. 660 00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:36,042 Look, I'm serious, um... 661 00:46:37,292 --> 00:46:40,917 Why don't you untie us, and... and we'll take you to a hospital, huh? 662 00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:46,125 Ain't going nowhere. 663 00:46:47,583 --> 00:46:48,833 I said I'm fine. 664 00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:12,375 Get it out of it! 665 00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:20,875 He's not gonna make it. 666 00:47:20,917 --> 00:47:23,292 We've got to help him, somehow. 667 00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:29,208 Summat's gotta be done! I'm gonna go and get him! 668 00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:31,792 Eric, gonna have to borrow your wheels, mate. 669 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,958 Oh, be careful! You're gonna break me "trouble-and-strife" (wife)! 670 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,042 Shall I come with you? 671 00:47:36,042 --> 00:47:39,667 Peggy, youse guys kick the back door clear. I'll bring him back in. 672 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:42,667 Come on, Eric. 673 00:47:52,083 --> 00:47:53,833 Take care of this one, Peggy! 674 00:47:58,417 --> 00:47:59,708 Hamish! 675 00:48:07,375 --> 00:48:09,167 And you can fuck off and all. 676 00:48:11,375 --> 00:48:12,875 Hamish, get in. 677 00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:16,667 Bring your friend with ya. 678 00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:13,708 - Yeah, I'll cover you from here. - Come with me, mate. 679 00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:15,125 - I'll cover you from here. - Andy? 680 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,792 - Take your time, mate. - Sorry, mate. 681 00:49:22,792 --> 00:49:24,417 I've been waiting for bloody... 682 00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:26,167 Fuck! Get off! Get off! 683 00:49:26,167 --> 00:49:27,792 Here, I'll shoot it! I'll shoot it! 684 00:49:27,792 --> 00:49:31,167 Terry! Quick! 685 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:49,125 You all right, mate? Did he bite ya? 686 00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:51,500 No, mate, I swear to ya. 687 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:53,542 All right, let's close this. 688 00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,875 Oh, great, another one. 689 00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:03,208 Fucking hell, that is mingin'. 690 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,000 Use your gun. 691 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,625 Nah, I'm gonna take a gun in it's face. 692 00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:07,583 Might be just better to shoot it. 693 00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:08,625 - Yeah? - Yeah. 694 00:50:13,667 --> 00:50:14,583 How'd you fucking turn it on?! 695 00:50:14,583 --> 00:50:15,833 Safety catch! 696 00:50:16,125 --> 00:50:18,750 - Where?! - Oh, for fuck's sake, there! 697 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:22,375 - Otherwise it ain't gonna work. - Thanks. 698 00:50:24,667 --> 00:50:26,208 Can you get free, Clive? 699 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:29,167 - No, it's too tight. - Oh, great. 700 00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:31,500 Hang on, I can get loose. 701 00:50:31,542 --> 00:50:34,333 Oh, oh, great, let me see, let me see. 702 00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:36,208 - I'm doing a knot. - Twizzle, twizzle. 703 00:50:36,417 --> 00:50:37,625 Let me have a look. Let me have a look. 704 00:50:38,125 --> 00:50:39,833 - Oh, that's it, that's it. - Chew the knot. 705 00:50:40,083 --> 00:50:41,125 Oh, okay, let me try and bite it. 706 00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:43,000 - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 707 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,458 - Okay, a little bit to the left. - Yeah. 708 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:48,000 Oh... you can do it. You can do... 709 00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:57,833 Oh, shit! He's turned! Oh, shit! 710 00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:06,667 Uh... Clive... 711 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,583 - Help us! For God's sake! - Help! 712 00:51:14,167 --> 00:51:15,625 Oh, fuck. The hostages. 713 00:51:15,625 --> 00:51:16,708 Quick! Get back in here! 714 00:51:16,708 --> 00:51:18,333 We're tied up, you fucking idiots! 715 00:51:18,417 --> 00:51:21,667 Right, in that case, Tuppence, block that door. You two, come with me. 716 00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:32,250 - Right! Untie 'em! - He's turned! Shoot him! 717 00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:34,958 Right, you're with me, sunshine! Come here! 718 00:51:36,917 --> 00:51:38,000 Sit down! 719 00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:42,083 - Shoot him! - I did! 720 00:51:42,083 --> 00:51:43,292 Shoot him again then! 721 00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:51,125 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! There's a metal plate in his head! 722 00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:52,208 Well, think of something else! 723 00:51:52,208 --> 00:51:53,542 Grab it! Grab it! 724 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,792 Right, you can have this back, mate! 725 00:52:00,792 --> 00:52:02,000 Go on! Go on! 726 00:52:03,125 --> 00:52:05,333 Sorry, mate. Go on! 727 00:52:18,958 --> 00:52:21,000 - Ter! You all right? - Yeah. 728 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,750 I am! I blocked the window. They can't get through. 729 00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:24,667 Great. 730 00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:26,417 Oh, bollocks! 731 00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:28,833 Get back! Put your hands up! 732 00:52:29,417 --> 00:52:30,458 Oh, leave it out, mate. 733 00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:34,375 Shut up! I'm in charge now. And we're all going to the police. 734 00:52:34,375 --> 00:52:37,667 Don't be stupid. We've got bigger problems now. 735 00:52:37,667 --> 00:52:40,375 I don't care! They're all going to prison! 736 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:42,208 Mate, you might want to turn around. 737 00:52:42,208 --> 00:52:44,167 There's a couple of zombies creeping up behind ya. 738 00:52:44,708 --> 00:52:48,375 Oh, really? Do you... honestly think I'm that stupid? 739 00:52:48,708 --> 00:52:51,250 Well... yeah. 740 00:52:55,167 --> 00:52:56,208 Davey! 741 00:52:57,583 --> 00:53:00,042 Please! Get it off me! I have a heart condition! 742 00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:06,792 Shit! 743 00:53:08,292 --> 00:53:09,875 You're all right, mate. We'll get you to a hospital. 744 00:53:11,917 --> 00:53:14,083 - This way! - Clive! 745 00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:18,875 I'm fucked up, admit it. 746 00:53:18,875 --> 00:53:21,667 No, no, don't be daft. You're good as gold, mate. Good as gold. Good as gold. 747 00:53:21,667 --> 00:53:23,958 Was it... Was it all right the way we did the robbery? 748 00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:26,583 Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, no, textbook. 749 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,208 At least... At least, it looks that way. 750 00:53:30,208 --> 00:53:33,167 Yeah, mate. As soon as we get all this sorted, we'll be down at a pub, mate. 751 00:53:33,458 --> 00:53:35,292 We'll be alright, innit? 752 00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:36,583 Davey... 753 00:53:39,042 --> 00:53:39,917 Davey... 754 00:53:41,667 --> 00:53:42,667 I'm sorry, Andy. 755 00:53:45,417 --> 00:53:46,542 He's gone. 756 00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:54,333 We're going to the old folks' home now. 757 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:56,208 We're gonna save granddad and his pals, all right? 758 00:53:57,792 --> 00:53:59,208 Sweetheart. 759 00:54:01,458 --> 00:54:03,458 Go on, take it. Go on. 760 00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:08,000 Now, you can either come with us, or we can drop you off on the way, all right? 761 00:54:09,792 --> 00:54:12,125 Well, my sister's in Marland. Could you get me there? 762 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:13,792 All right. 763 00:54:14,958 --> 00:54:16,500 Rest in peace, Tuppence. 764 00:54:22,042 --> 00:54:23,042 Giddy up. 765 00:54:32,208 --> 00:54:33,208 Piss off! 766 00:54:36,875 --> 00:54:39,042 We'll be okay, Ray. We'll make it. 767 00:54:39,042 --> 00:54:42,792 Yeah, no thanks to me. Look at me, I'm bloody useless. I can't do anything. 768 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:47,750 Oh, don't, Ray. You've got to see it. You rescued Hamish. 769 00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:50,333 We wouldn't have been here but for you. 770 00:54:50,708 --> 00:54:54,000 I didn't rescue Hamish. I just got him stuck in here with the rest of us. 771 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:56,667 And now we're surrounded on all sides! 772 00:54:58,125 --> 00:54:59,875 If these fucking things get in!... 773 00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:02,042 Then we'll give 'em as good as we get! 774 00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:26,042 I've got the one with the specs. 775 00:55:26,583 --> 00:55:29,000 Hey! No! No! Easy, easy, take this, take this, all right? 776 00:55:38,625 --> 00:55:41,667 - Get in the car! - I'm coming. I'm coming. 777 00:55:45,417 --> 00:55:47,375 Mental's got the fucking keys! Shit! 778 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:48,333 I'll go get 'em. 779 00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:50,542 - No, Andy, you don't need to! - Andy, don't! It's too dangerous! 780 00:55:50,542 --> 00:55:51,708 I'll be fine! 781 00:56:00,542 --> 00:56:03,250 Hello... Uh... Okay... 782 00:56:05,125 --> 00:56:09,708 Eww... Go away... You queer thing. 783 00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:22,208 - You all right? - Yeah... 784 00:56:55,042 --> 00:56:56,042 What are you doing here? 785 00:56:56,042 --> 00:56:59,417 Saving your arse as per fucking usual, mate. D'you think I'm gonna let you die? 786 00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:03,250 Oh, piss off, you muppets! I'll take you all on and so will my fucking brother! 787 00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:05,292 Fucking stop saying that. Come on. 788 00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:07,792 You better take to save your bullets. 789 00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:10,208 Yeah, but you've already done a few, mate. 790 00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:12,125 It's not a competition, Andy! 791 00:57:13,042 --> 00:57:15,250 You can't just go running in there on your own, bruv. 792 00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:16,792 Well, it worked out fine, didn't it? 793 00:57:16,917 --> 00:57:17,958 Yeah, this time, eh? 794 00:57:18,042 --> 00:57:20,042 - Fuck off. - Fuck off! 795 00:57:24,417 --> 00:57:26,375 Ta-da! We've got the keys. 796 00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:28,375 I don't need keys. 797 00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:30,250 That's why you brought me along, remember? 798 00:57:32,250 --> 00:57:35,208 Oi! Get off my car! It's a 5 series! 799 00:57:43,542 --> 00:57:46,167 What are we gonna do? They're gonna break in. 800 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:47,417 Well, lets get tooled up, 801 00:57:47,417 --> 00:57:50,542 open the doors and take some of these bastards down with us! 802 00:57:50,542 --> 00:57:52,625 Are you seriously suggesting that we let 'em all in, 803 00:57:52,625 --> 00:57:57,000 and fight 'em off with a few packs of corn flakes, and a dodgy egg whisk? 804 00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,250 Yeah! And this. 805 00:58:00,375 --> 00:58:03,542 Yeah, but there's only one of them, and there's a lot of Trafalgars out there! 806 00:58:03,958 --> 00:58:05,958 Eric, Eric, what is a Trafalgar? 807 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,125 Trafalgar is a zombie. It's rhyming slang innit? 808 00:58:08,125 --> 00:58:09,417 How is it? 809 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:14,000 Well, Trafalgar Square; fox and hare; hairy Greek; five-day week; 810 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:19,042 weak and feeble; pins and needles; needle and stitch; Abercrombie and Fitch 811 00:58:19,167 --> 00:58:22,083 Abercrombie... Zombie! 812 00:58:22,792 --> 00:58:25,167 - Innit? - Oh, Lord. 813 00:58:26,167 --> 00:58:27,542 All right, well, how about it? 814 00:58:27,542 --> 00:58:31,125 Why don't we go out there and face them? Go down fighting? What do you think? 815 00:58:31,458 --> 00:58:35,125 But, somebody might come. Somebody might rescue us. 816 00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:37,500 Nobody cares. We're on our own. 817 00:58:37,542 --> 00:58:41,167 We're old-age pensioners! We gotta take care of ourselves! 818 00:58:54,125 --> 00:58:56,125 Looks like we already sealed off the East End. 819 00:58:56,125 --> 00:58:56,958 We'll be fine. 820 00:59:00,125 --> 00:59:02,708 So, this is how it will end, eh? The army? 821 00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:09,083 Yeah, 'course they will... Yeah, maybe. 822 00:59:13,042 --> 00:59:13,875 Maybe. 823 00:59:32,583 --> 00:59:36,042 Wait! Be careful! Shit! 824 00:59:42,417 --> 00:59:45,250 Everyone's been evacuated to the Hinzman RAF base. 825 00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:46,958 - So if she's alive, she'll be there. - Right. 826 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,583 - I'll check inside. - Wait, I'll go with ya. 827 00:59:59,792 --> 01:00:01,250 - Going in? - Yeah. 828 01:00:07,458 --> 01:00:09,417 Jen. 829 01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:14,292 Maybe she got out okay. 830 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,250 Okay. 831 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:22,625 - You ready? - Yeah. 832 01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:30,667 Jen. Oh, no. 833 01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:34,500 Look, let me take care of it. 834 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,583 No, no, um, they might find a cure, so... 835 01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:55,333 Well? Did you find her? 836 01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:58,250 - Uh, no, no, she wasn't, um... - She, uh, she wasn't there, mate. 837 01:00:58,250 --> 01:00:59,292 She wasn't there. 838 01:01:05,167 --> 01:01:07,250 - Fuck! - What? 839 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,500 Leprechauns! What do you think? 840 01:01:29,167 --> 01:01:31,833 Can't believe this. Even when they're zombies, they can't stand each other. 841 01:01:36,458 --> 01:01:38,542 This is just the weirdest day of my life. 842 01:01:46,458 --> 01:01:47,750 Quick. 843 01:02:04,083 --> 01:02:06,375 Hit the road, Ter. 844 01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:09,208 It's pointless. 845 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:10,875 If they've already taken over this area, 846 01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:12,667 they're bound to have gotten to the old folks' home by now. 847 01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:13,750 You can't give up. 848 01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:15,208 If we're hunky-dory, so will granddad. 849 01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:16,208 Oh, yeah?! 850 01:02:16,208 --> 01:02:19,917 And where is that gonna happen exactly, Andy? Lucky fucking Andy world?! 851 01:02:19,917 --> 01:02:22,625 Grow up! This place is going to shit! 852 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,875 Can we just go? 853 01:02:25,458 --> 01:02:26,292 I can't do this. 854 01:02:26,292 --> 01:02:28,000 Yes, you can. Of course, you can. 855 01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:30,708 You know, I would've died about ten times today if it wasn't for you. 856 01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:33,333 I'm only lucky 'cause you're always there to sort me out. 857 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:35,708 We can do this... together. 858 01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:37,833 Yeah, you... you helped me get to my sister's house, just like you promised. 859 01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:40,417 The least I can do is help you get to your granddad. 860 01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:43,625 I mean, we haven't even got any bullets left. How... 861 01:02:45,125 --> 01:02:47,250 We're gonna pass Mental's lock-up, don't we? 862 01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:48,792 Yeah, I guess so. 863 01:02:48,792 --> 01:02:50,875 His lock-up, where all his guns are. 864 01:03:08,042 --> 01:03:09,750 What in ...! 865 01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:13,125 Fuck me! 866 01:03:16,667 --> 01:03:17,833 Right. 867 01:03:20,958 --> 01:03:23,667 - Right, Ter, tool up! - What about this? 868 01:03:23,917 --> 01:03:26,500 How about something a little easier to handle, eh, Andy? 869 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,833 - Fair enough. - Come on then. 870 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,708 - Put that in. - Bullets. 871 01:03:39,417 --> 01:03:40,958 Sick. 872 01:03:41,625 --> 01:03:43,042 Nice. 873 01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:46,625 Go! Go! Come on! 874 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,542 Guys... Are you sure we've got enough? 875 01:03:52,542 --> 01:03:53,792 Yes, come on. 876 01:03:54,792 --> 01:03:56,333 - Shit! - What? 877 01:03:56,417 --> 01:03:59,375 The old folks. We're never gonna fit 'em all in the car! Shit! 878 01:03:59,792 --> 01:04:01,375 We need another van. 879 01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:08,042 - Katy. - Yeah. 880 01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:12,542 - Can you hot-wire anything? - 'Course. Why? 881 01:04:25,583 --> 01:04:30,250 Fucking hell! Ha ha ha! Yes! Hah! Wooo! 882 01:04:39,708 --> 01:04:42,792 - Why have we stopped? - There's a red light. 883 01:04:42,792 --> 01:04:45,000 There's no other fucking traffic, you plum. 884 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:45,958 Just drive! 885 01:04:46,292 --> 01:04:48,583 Just be a rebel for once in your life, Terrence, please. 886 01:04:48,917 --> 01:04:52,292 Well, for fuck's sake! Excuse me for obeying highway code! 887 01:04:56,042 --> 01:04:58,583 Get off our bus, you fucking mug! 888 01:05:03,042 --> 01:05:04,542 No ticket. 889 01:05:09,667 --> 01:05:11,583 - Sorry. - It's okay. 890 01:05:11,583 --> 01:05:12,750 Yep, all right. 891 01:05:36,125 --> 01:05:37,333 Look, they might be alright. 892 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:40,083 They probably locked themselves in the basement or sumthink. 893 01:05:40,083 --> 01:05:41,542 I don't think there is a basement, mate. 894 01:05:41,875 --> 01:05:43,000 We need to make a diversion. 895 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,042 Well, leave that to me. 896 01:05:44,042 --> 01:05:45,750 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Okay. 897 01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:48,667 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - There's loads... There's loads... 898 01:05:49,125 --> 01:05:51,958 Now, take this, if we're longer than ten minutes... 899 01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:54,000 - Then fucking wait longer. - Will do. 900 01:05:57,125 --> 01:05:59,917 Hey, guys! Come here, you big losers! 901 01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:02,750 Woo-oo! Come on! 902 01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,792 Go, go, go, go! 903 01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:10,917 Let's go! 904 01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:15,542 Come on! Over here! 905 01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:53,833 There are too many of 'em. Ain't there a safer way in? 906 01:06:55,333 --> 01:06:56,250 Skylight. 907 01:06:56,250 --> 01:06:57,833 - Yeah, go, go, go! - Okay. 908 01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:08,792 - I'll do it. - Right, work your magic, girl. 909 01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:10,375 - You see out? - No. 910 01:07:16,375 --> 01:07:18,458 - Think you got twisted, luv. - Yeah, fuck off. 911 01:07:19,958 --> 01:07:20,958 Done. 912 01:07:23,083 --> 01:07:24,250 Careful. 913 01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:28,625 Go fuck yourselves, you zombie bastards! 914 01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:30,208 Jesus Christ! 915 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,875 Terry, what are you doing here? 916 01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:37,125 We came to to save you, then you try and use my face as a chopping board. 917 01:07:37,125 --> 01:07:39,708 Well, I thought you was a fucking zombie, didn't I? 918 01:07:39,708 --> 01:07:42,667 Hello, sweetheart. Well, they dragged you along with them too? 919 01:07:42,667 --> 01:07:43,500 I volunteered. 920 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:46,083 Yeah, all right. Let's get reacquainted later. We need all of youse... 921 01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:48,667 to climb up here so we can go down the fire escape. All right, let's go. 922 01:07:48,667 --> 01:07:50,500 You're having a "tin bath" (laugh), aintcha? 923 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:53,333 Eric is a "Raspberry Ripple" (cripple), Darryl's got his bad leg, 924 01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:56,542 and Hamish is on his third hip replacement. 925 01:07:56,583 --> 01:08:00,208 Okay, is there anyone down there that has not had a hip replacement? 926 01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:08,583 I ain't. Now come down here, and we'll talk about it. 927 01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:09,333 All right. 928 01:08:12,042 --> 01:08:15,583 - Oh, Andy! Andy! - All right, Doreen? 929 01:08:17,167 --> 01:08:18,833 All right, all right. Where do we go from here? 930 01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:20,000 - Out the front door. - Yep. 931 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,333 Oh, fuck's sake, we've been saved, everyone. 932 01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:25,625 Laurel and fucking Hardy here's come to rescue us. 933 01:08:25,667 --> 01:08:30,583 You haven't seen out in the lawn yet. There's hundreds of zombies out there. 934 01:08:30,583 --> 01:08:32,250 Well, outside we've got a double-decker bus. 935 01:08:32,250 --> 01:08:34,333 so if we can all get there, we're laughing, all right? 936 01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:37,042 Yeah, well, we got a knife, we got a few forks, 937 01:08:37,042 --> 01:08:39,333 and a fucking Alligator Lopper over there. 938 01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:41,083 And... we got this. 939 01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:48,125 Boys, boys, now you're talking my language. 940 01:08:50,125 --> 01:08:51,417 Right, who wants this? 941 01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:53,542 Uzi 9 millimetre. 942 01:08:54,958 --> 01:08:58,500 Remember, finger off the trigger, till you're ready to shoot. 943 01:08:58,958 --> 01:09:00,917 - Thank you, thank you very much. - No problem. 944 01:09:04,542 --> 01:09:06,292 Peggy, would you fancy something like this? I mean, is it... 945 01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:15,208 Wow! 946 01:09:15,208 --> 01:09:17,250 All right, so you know what to do with this, yeah? 947 01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:18,167 Of course I do. 948 01:09:19,792 --> 01:09:23,292 - Sorry. - Just be fucking careful, will ya? 949 01:09:25,750 --> 01:09:27,208 - Eric! - Sorry. 950 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:33,292 And voila, I call her "The Bitch". 951 01:09:35,958 --> 01:09:37,375 - You ready? - Yep. 952 01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:39,750 Let's do this. 953 01:09:43,625 --> 01:09:45,167 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 954 01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:15,042 You gotta shoot them in the head. 955 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,458 - We know where to fucking shoot 'em! - All right. 956 01:10:31,667 --> 01:10:33,042 That was it?! 957 01:10:41,375 --> 01:10:44,833 Oh, well d... Marvellous! 958 01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:58,750 Darryl, where're you going? What're you doing? Come on. 959 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,250 Ey! Ey, look! 960 01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:11,250 Wrong leg, silly bullet. 961 01:11:18,542 --> 01:11:21,208 Bastard! Had enough, have ya? 962 01:11:21,208 --> 01:11:23,500 Yeah, well, I think he's dead. Come on. 963 01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:26,625 - Could I put me leg on? - All right. 964 01:11:32,083 --> 01:11:33,583 Hello, Natasha. 965 01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:47,542 Sorry, lover. I don't really fancy you anymore. 966 01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:57,042 - That was really sad. - Yeah. 967 01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:20,667 Push me, somebody. This bastard is mine. 968 01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:23,000 I've got your back, bro! 969 01:12:26,083 --> 01:12:27,417 Eat lead, zombie! 970 01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:32,458 Come on. 971 01:12:38,417 --> 01:12:41,083 "Gordon Bennett" (gorblimey)! There's tons of the bastards. 972 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,292 - Yes! Yes! - I'm coming! 973 01:12:53,292 --> 01:12:54,333 Now, you're gonna get it! 974 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,000 Come and get the door, boy. 975 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,958 Your time has come, mister. Yeah! 976 01:13:10,833 --> 01:13:12,375 Come on, Doreen. Get in. 977 01:13:14,792 --> 01:13:16,625 God! They are just... unbelievable! 978 01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:18,417 Here you go, Hamish. 979 01:13:20,917 --> 01:13:23,333 Go! Go! Go! Get in the bus! Get in the bus! 980 01:13:31,917 --> 01:13:35,292 Andy, do we need all these bags? What, are these guns too? 981 01:13:37,542 --> 01:13:40,167 Hello. Are you a friend of the boys? 982 01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:44,333 Oh, um, I'm Emma. Um, no, I just met the boys at the robbery this morning, so... 983 01:13:44,833 --> 01:13:46,250 Robbery? 984 01:13:47,792 --> 01:13:52,667 Funny story, actually. Um, we found out that the care home is closing down, 985 01:13:52,667 --> 01:13:54,750 and, you know, we... we didn't want you to go up north... 986 01:13:54,792 --> 01:13:55,875 And? 987 01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:59,292 Well, we wanted to look after you so... 988 01:14:00,125 --> 01:14:04,958 we sort of, uhm... robbed the bank. 989 01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:15,250 You robbed the bank?! 990 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:18,792 After all I've tried to teach you about working for a living? 991 01:14:19,583 --> 01:14:22,583 After what happened to your mum and dad, God rest their souls? 992 01:14:26,208 --> 01:14:27,958 How much did you get? 993 01:14:29,292 --> 01:14:30,542 Two and a half million. 994 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,542 Well, that was really stupid. 995 01:14:34,542 --> 01:14:35,833 Two and a half million. 996 01:14:36,167 --> 01:14:41,042 It was irresponsible and wrong. But you definitely got the Maguire genes in you. 997 01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:44,625 You're not angry? 998 01:14:44,667 --> 01:14:48,000 Look, you risked prison to make sure me and this lot were taken care of. 999 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:51,333 You risked your lives to come and save us. 1000 01:14:53,292 --> 01:14:54,958 I'm impressed. 1001 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,125 Cheers. 1002 01:14:56,458 --> 01:14:58,250 But if you ever do it again, 1003 01:14:58,250 --> 01:15:00,708 I shall knock seven shades of shit out of the pair of ya! 1004 01:15:00,708 --> 01:15:02,042 We won't, granddad. 1005 01:15:02,042 --> 01:15:04,500 And don't fucking call me granddad! 1006 01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:08,708 Terry, come on! Get your toe down! Let's get out of here! 1007 01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:35,333 Fuck! I broke the gearbox. 1008 01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:38,208 Jesus Christ! I take it back! You're a pair of idiots! 1009 01:15:38,917 --> 01:15:41,583 We're near the river. Maybe you can find a boat. 1010 01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:43,333 Good idea! Let's get to the docks. 1011 01:15:58,083 --> 01:15:59,458 Go! Go! Go! 1012 01:16:03,208 --> 01:16:04,458 You can't have some at all! 1013 01:16:13,333 --> 01:16:16,125 - Come on, Hamish! - Oh, for fuck's sake! 1014 01:16:22,667 --> 01:16:24,083 Doing well... Doing brilliant... 1015 01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:28,500 Keep up! 1016 01:16:29,250 --> 01:16:31,167 Go! Get on the boat! 1017 01:16:33,042 --> 01:16:34,625 Hamish, come on, mate, hurry! 1018 01:16:39,625 --> 01:16:41,542 Not much further. 1019 01:16:43,125 --> 01:16:44,667 Fucking die! 1020 01:16:45,458 --> 01:16:46,542 Come on, Hamish! 1021 01:16:46,542 --> 01:16:47,875 Just got to get over there, okay? 1022 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:03,875 - Get the boat started! - Take the bag! 1023 01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:07,375 Hamish, you're nearly there, bruv! 1024 01:17:07,375 --> 01:17:08,625 Where's the key? 1025 01:17:08,667 --> 01:17:12,042 Come on, Hamish, sprint! Stay!... Down! 1026 01:17:14,708 --> 01:17:15,667 Come on, Hammy. 1027 01:17:16,292 --> 01:17:18,500 - You all right, guys? - Yes, come on! 1028 01:17:18,542 --> 01:17:20,750 Get on the boat! Get on the boat! 1029 01:17:24,208 --> 01:17:25,458 Oh, there it is! 1030 01:17:44,042 --> 01:17:47,167 We can't go! We're still chained! 1031 01:17:49,042 --> 01:17:49,792 Fuck. 1032 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:55,208 Oh, fucking hell! You want summink done, do it your fucking self! 1033 01:17:57,458 --> 01:18:00,333 Youse two! Look after Katy... and Peggy! 1034 01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:03,625 And get a fucking job, or I'll come back and fucking haunt ya! 1035 01:18:03,708 --> 01:18:05,625 - What're you doing?! - Granddad! 1036 01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:09,750 - Granddad! - Go, granddad! 1037 01:18:16,667 --> 01:18:18,167 - Granddad! - Granddad! 1038 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:23,125 Go away! Fuck off! 1039 01:18:30,667 --> 01:18:33,458 - Fuck off! Fuck off! - Don't fucking shoot him! 1040 01:18:35,542 --> 01:18:38,708 You're free! You're free! You're free! 1041 01:18:56,083 --> 01:18:58,167 Right. 1042 01:18:58,375 --> 01:18:59,875 - Andy! - Andy! 1043 01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:02,625 Oi! I'll take the fucking lot of ya! 1044 01:19:02,625 --> 01:19:04,125 And so will his brother! 1045 01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:05,417 And so will their cousin! 1046 01:19:05,458 --> 01:19:07,208 This is for our granddad, you shits! 1047 01:19:27,292 --> 01:19:28,625 Come on! 1048 01:19:31,417 --> 01:19:33,500 I told you not to call me granddad! 1049 01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:34,917 Come on! 1050 01:19:46,083 --> 01:19:48,000 - Katy, I'm out! - Here! 1051 01:20:00,083 --> 01:20:01,375 Katy! 1052 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:26,167 Oh, for fuck's sake! Not you again? 1053 01:21:06,625 --> 01:21:07,667 Oh, Ray! 1054 01:21:09,375 --> 01:21:10,708 Oh, that's disgusting. 1055 01:21:14,250 --> 01:21:16,500 All right, granddad. All right, that'll do. 1056 01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:21,000 - Oh, Andy. Oh, my baby. Oh... - Oh, cheers. Cheers, Doreen, yeah. 1057 01:21:28,667 --> 01:21:30,833 Do you think they will sort this out? 1058 01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:36,625 They can't just leave it. I mean, we grew up here. It's part of our history. 1059 01:21:36,750 --> 01:21:39,250 East End's been through far worse, Katy. 1060 01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:41,833 It'll bounce back. Always has. 1061 01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,875 You know why? 'Cause we're strong. 1062 01:21:43,917 --> 01:21:48,667 Well said! And if it comes to it, I shall round up every nutter, 1063 01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:51,125 from Bermondsey to Canning Town, 1064 01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:55,542 and we'll fucking sort this out, the way we have done for centuries, 1065 01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:56,958 through the ages. 1066 01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:00,083 We will look them in the eye. We'll face them square on. 1067 01:22:00,083 --> 01:22:04,000 We'll fight them, and we'll win. We shall prevail! 1068 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:05,667 Hurray! Yeah! 1069 01:22:06,542 --> 01:22:08,333 Oi! Zombies! 1070 01:22:08,833 --> 01:22:11,667 Get the fuck out of my East End! 1071 01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:22,333 Subtitles manually transcribed by [ Subtopian ] Corrections & notes by AsifAkheir 1072 01:22:23,305 --> 01:22:29,826 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org