1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 2 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,693 It's me, hon. 3 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,195 Listen, I'm in a hell of a bind here. 4 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,698 I got more problems then I could deal with on my own. 5 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,908 I need you to come on over. 6 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:24,412 For Pete's sake, it's nothing I'd care to discuss over the phone. 7 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,372 Would you just get yourself over here? 8 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,224 It's a fine day today, folks. 9 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,642 It's 1981-- 10 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,020 145 years to the day 11 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:52,398 since our great state of Texas declared its independence. 12 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,109 And, boy, I got some Texas tunes to play for you today. 13 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,486 This is 97.9 Country, 14 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,864 coming at you Like a rattlesnake. 15 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,616 Lorna. 16 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,659 I came as soon as I hung up the phone. 17 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,494 Oh. 18 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,080 For heaven's sake, 19 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,082 whatever's happened to Dale? 20 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,168 Dale's fine. 21 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:15,963 I just knocked him over the head with Mama's cast-iron skillet-- 22 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,591 nothing a bag of ice can't take care of. 23 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,551 Jesus, Lorna. 24 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,595 What did you go and do that for? 25 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,639 I was just trying to have a polite conversation 26 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,766 between two married individuals, 27 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,809 but you know Dale. 28 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,979 You can't have a civil debate with the man without things turning ugly. 29 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,231 Well, Dale was never one for polite conversation, that's for damn sure. 30 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,275 Forget about Dale. 31 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:39,195 I got more pressing matters on my plate than his bruised head. 32 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,738 What's going on? 33 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,991 It's a wild story, Tiny-- 34 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,619 a real wild story. You ain't gonna believe it. 35 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:50,122 No, you know me, Lorna. I believe in stories-- 36 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,291 probably why I get myself into so much trouble. 37 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,461 You hear about this? 38 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,922 - The bank robbery down in Red County? - Mm-hmm. 39 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:00,341 It's been all over the news what happened two days ago. 40 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,218 The police is out still looking for who done it. 41 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:05,388 You can't turn on the damn TV without hearing something about it. 42 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,975 A man wearing a stocking over his head 43 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,769 just waltzed into Waldorf Savings & Loan, 44 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,813 tossed a bag on the counter, 45 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,816 pointed a revolver at the cashier and said, 46 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:20,528 "Good morning there. It's your time to shine. 47 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:23,614 Fill the satchel, hit the floor, and all will be well." 48 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,158 I heard a heck of a lot of money has gone missing. 49 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,869 $100,000, all cash. 50 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:32,665 I didn't think there was that kind of money in the whole state of Texas, 51 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,251 never mind a bank in Red County. 52 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,964 - Go ahead, have one of mine. - Mm-mm, those things will kill you. 53 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,174 The light cigarettes you smoke 54 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,301 will kill you just the same, only slower. 55 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,345 Don't hound me for trying to buy 56 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,848 a little bit of extra time on this earth 57 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,475 in case something worthwhile comes up. 58 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,357 Now tell me about this great robbery. 59 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,068 I know who went and done it. 60 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,237 You what? 61 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,866 I know who done it, Tiny. 62 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,537 It seems that Dale here 63 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,289 forgot to make me privy 64 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:16,709 of certain unsavory activities in the last few days. 65 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,505 You mean Dale gone and robbed that bank? 66 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,299 That's exactly what I mean. 67 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,885 Lorna, just because a man held up a convenience store 68 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:29,555 a couple of times in his more wild and woolly days 69 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,891 don't mean he's a bank robber. 70 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:34,268 - Five. - Five? 71 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,312 He robbed five convenience stores. 72 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:40,399 It was high time he graduated to something bigger. 73 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:41,734 How are you so sure he done it? 74 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,695 You know why they call it Red County? 75 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,238 Why? 76 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,200 On account of the iron ore in the soil, 77 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,786 makes all the dirt red down there. 78 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:56,540 Lorna, now he could have picked up that dirt from anywhere. 79 00:06:56,708 --> 00:07:00,544 Tiny, the soles of them boots are redder than an Indian's face in the sun. 80 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:04,465 That is Red County soil, that's for damn sure. 81 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:07,343 And Dale's got no business in Red County, 82 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,261 not to mention 83 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,223 that I only got me one good pair of hose, 84 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,266 and they're nowhere to be found. 85 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:18,104 He went and took his wife's own hose. 86 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,647 Can you believe the nerves of that man? 87 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:23,192 He probably expects I was never gonna find out. 88 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,445 God, if dumb was dirt, 89 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,656 Dale would cover about an acre. 90 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:34,662 So I called me Mr. Gale down at Gale & Sons-- 91 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:38,499 you know, where he works selling the modular kitchen cabinets. 92 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:42,419 You know what Mr. Gale tells me? 93 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,381 I hope you enjoy Gardendale, Lorna. 94 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:47,049 Gardendale? 95 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:49,635 That's near Lamar County. 96 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,846 Seems Like Dale here 97 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,306 filed for a transfer two days ago. 98 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,558 He what? 99 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,518 Mm-hmm. Ain't that a hoot? 100 00:07:57,686 --> 00:08:01,105 Figured he'd skip town without so much as raising an eyebrow. 101 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:04,567 It don't take much to flee to Mexico from there. 102 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,444 - Son of a bitch. - Yeah, my sentiments exactly. 103 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:17,246 $100,000, Tiny-- 104 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,665 that is a hell of a lot of money. 105 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:23,210 And he wasn't gonna share a penny of it. 106 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,256 What are you gonna do about it? 107 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,551 I figured I'd rather split that money with a good friend 108 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,512 than let that thieving dog of a husband get away with it. 109 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,724 I ain't gonna sit here and disagree with that. 110 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,480 - But one thing. - What's that? 111 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,150 Where's the money? 112 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:50,571 That's what I'm fixing to find out. 113 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,330 What the hell? 114 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:00,623 Welcome back, hon. 115 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,375 Oh, what's going on? 116 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,878 Sorry, Dale, but we got pressing matters to discuss 117 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,796 and I need the benefit of restraints. 118 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,590 You know how you can get. 119 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,134 You get me out of here right this minute, 120 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:15,512 or I swear I will kick in every single one of your teeth one at a time, Lorna. 121 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,890 No need to get confrontational now, Dale. 122 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,394 I need you to talk and I need you to be composed. 123 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,188 I will give you composed. 124 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,564 What did I tell you? 125 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,317 - Not gonna give it up without a fight. - Mm-mm. 126 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,402 What the hell is she doing here? 127 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,446 I needed a friend. 128 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:35,908 When you find out that the man that you love is nothing but a rattling snake, 129 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,618 sometimes a friend is all you got. 130 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,161 Amen, Lorna. 131 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,746 What are the two of you on about? 132 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,415 We're talking about the great robbery in Red County. 133 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,797 What, you didn't think I was gonna find out? 134 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,632 I-- 135 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,592 - Ask him where's the money. - Where's the money, Dale? 136 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,011 Wh-- what money? 137 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,138 The $100,000 in cash 138 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,516 you confiscated from the Waldorf Savings & Loan. 139 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:04,061 I don't know nothing about no Waldorf Savings & Loan. 140 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,605 You didn't know about the string of convenience store robberies neither 141 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:07,773 - three years ago. - That's right. 142 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,984 Like hell you didn't. You even went and robbed 143 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,403 Ophenius Dunn's feed warehouse, Dale. 144 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,655 That was Mama's second husband. 145 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,490 Did you think he wasn't gonna identify you? 146 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,575 Well, I did not expect his identification of me 147 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,536 on account he wears trifocals. 148 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:23,205 I did my three years. I paid my debt to society. 149 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,582 God damn you, Dale. 150 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,502 You promised me. You looked me straight in the eye 151 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,213 and you gave me your word you were done with your criminal ways. 152 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,506 I am. That's a fact. 153 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,175 I ain't in the business of getting in trouble no more. 154 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,637 I'm straight as a duck with two good wings. 155 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,222 Is that right? 156 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,266 Cross my heart and hope to die. 157 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,436 Nothing but the joy of modular cabinetry 158 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,022 to keep me righteously occupied. 159 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,527 Well, then you'll gladly tell me 160 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:57,406 what that is on the sole’s of your boots. 161 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,782 What? 162 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,037 Do you know why they call it Red County, Dale? 163 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,790 No. 164 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:10,252 On account of the iron ore in the soil. 165 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,005 Iron ore in the soil? 166 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,299 Ho-ho! Whoo! 167 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:19,178 You sure got a hell of a fervent imagination, Lorna. 168 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,806 Did I imagine this? 169 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,728 Where in hell did you get a peashooter Like that? 170 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,230 I got it where I get all the things you're trying to hide from me-- 171 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,399 underneath the floorboard in the bathroom. 172 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,694 I've never seen that before in my life. 173 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:36,862 You're lying. 174 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,323 What would you base that statement on? 175 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,533 On the fact that you never tell nothing but lies. 176 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,286 You was lying before you learned how to talk. 177 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,664 Nothing but the pure gospel truth ever passed these lips. 178 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,708 So you're telling me 179 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,127 that you don't know nothing about no robbery. 180 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,505 I know nothing about the robbery. 181 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,548 And you ain't never seen this gun before? 182 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,509 Yes, ma'am. 183 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:03,931 For crying out loud, where are my nerve tablets? 184 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,736 What are you looking at? 185 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,656 You got your mama's legs. 186 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,658 Mama's got real pretty legs. 187 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,661 They're long and white like Milkybars. 188 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:28,580 Mm, I always did want to bed your mama. 189 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,958 - God damn you, Dale. - I'm an honest man. 190 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,751 I swear to God, 191 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,754 if you have got the slightest shine for your life, 192 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,340 I suggest you tell me where that money is, 193 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,968 as I will not be responsible for my ensuing ways. 194 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,344 - Now wait just a minute. - What? 195 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,847 - You can't shoot him. - Why the hell not? 196 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:53,105 We are talking about a lot of money here, Tiny. 197 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,648 Right. 198 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,775 And Dale here 199 00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:00,696 is one hell of a pertinacious individual. 200 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:01,989 Come on now. 201 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,908 He's gonna need a lot of coaxing to get that information out of him. 202 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,536 Lorna, I guess he is your husband. 203 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:12,374 You go ahead and shoot him. It ain't none of my business. 204 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,834 Oh, wait. 205 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,840 No need to turn belligerent now. 206 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,427 You ready to talk like civilized foIKs? 207 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,804 You know me-- nothing but civilized. 208 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,389 Honey, you scared me. 209 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,851 - You stole that money. - I did not take that money. 210 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,728 - Damn it. - Argh! I took that money. 211 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:36,648 Damn it, Dale, why the hell did you go and do that for? 212 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,108 It's in my blood. 213 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,736 I can't seem to stay away from institutions 214 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:44,114 that contain any significant amount of legal tender. 215 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,866 Oh, Jesus. 216 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,744 But I was gonna tell you all about it when the time was right. 217 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,704 Oh, and when would that be? When you're good and gone? 218 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,664 You never had a lick of confidence in me, Lorna. 219 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,083 That's what I'm talking about. That's one of my beefs. 220 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:59,129 I just figured a woman didn't need to trouble her pretty little head 221 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,256 with financial matters. 222 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:04,760 And I-- I-- I was working on it. 223 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,721 That's a man's job anyway. 224 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,849 You just let good old Dale take care of the details, 225 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,185 and it will all work out just dandy. 226 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,563 Nothing ever works out just dandy when you're concerned, Dale. 227 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,733 I admit the whims of fate have plotted against me in the past, 228 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,486 but I sense the winds of good fortune 229 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,947 are finally blowing my merry way. 230 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,990 To hell with your winds, Dale. 231 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,992 All I care about is that money. 232 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,494 Now where is it? 233 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,622 A safe place. Just get these restraints off me 234 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,415 and I'll take you right to it. I'll tell you everything. 235 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,459 Oh, not a chance in hell. 236 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,795 Well, we're gonna have to cooperate on this one, Lorna. 237 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,129 It is a tit for tat here. 238 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,881 He's not gonna talk. 239 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,716 No, I don't think he is. 240 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,510 You're gonna have to shoot him again. 241 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,720 - I think I just might. - Now hang on there. 242 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,724 If there is one thing I learned from being married to you for 17 years, 243 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,811 it's that I know you like the back of my hand. 244 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:01,441 - Wait a minute. - I figured out you stole that money. 245 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,776 Oh. 246 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,612 And I can figure out where you hid it, with or without your help. 247 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,659 What? What? What? 248 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:14,246 - Oh, I don't believe it. - What? 249 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,747 It's right here in this house, ain't it? 250 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,082 - No, it's not. - The money's here? 251 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,418 - No, it's not. - Oh, my God. 252 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,754 Leave it to Dale. 253 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,799 Who would be foolish enough to leave the stolen money 254 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,801 right here in his own domicile? 255 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,928 It's not here, I swear to God and all the angels. 256 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,555 What did I tell you, Tiny? 257 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,016 I married a Iying, cheating-- 258 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,526 Shit. 259 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,033 Lorna. 260 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,201 Yeah? 261 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,583 Did you just go and kill Dale? 262 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,212 I do believe I just did. 263 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,801 Oh, my God, Lorna. 264 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,720 Oh, my God. 265 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,972 I-- I-- I-- I didn't know what happened. 266 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,766 I was just holding the gun like-- 267 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,019 Well, Jesus, just put it down, will you? 268 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,647 I-- I didn't mean to do it. 269 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,815 I just get so worked up about all this business. 270 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,860 - The gun just went off. - Holy Jesus. 271 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,072 Dale's dead. 272 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,950 Well, I can see that for myself, Tiny. 273 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,995 Oh, my God, Lorna, you went and killed Dale. 274 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,129 Okay. 275 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,757 And now for something really special. 276 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,898 All right now. 277 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,609 - Okay. - Wh--? Wh--? 278 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,278 What's done is done. Everything is gonna be 279 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,322 just fine. 280 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,700 We gotta keep our heads together. 281 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,078 That's nice. 282 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,621 That's all better. 283 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,084 Now this is no time to be losing our wit. 284 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,712 We got ourselves a dead body here. 285 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,048 What are we supposed to do? 286 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,883 Well, I don't know, Tiny. 287 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,386 I've never dealt with a dead body before. 288 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,471 I thought you might, because you're the one that killed him. 289 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,724 Well, it was an accident. 290 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:44,062 We've got a hell of a situation on our hands here, Lorna. 291 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,151 Oh, Jesus. 292 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,236 I-- I-- 293 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,530 I can't stand for him to stare at me like that. 294 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,949 - Would you do something? - Me? 295 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,993 I think I got something. 296 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,079 Uh... 297 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,464 This ought to do it. 298 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,216 Here. 299 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,844 No. What do you want me to do with that? 300 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,471 Put it over his head, would you? 301 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,349 You do it. You-- you just wait a minute. 302 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,477 I can't stand him staring at me like that. 303 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,771 - Well, then why don't you do it? - Because I shot him. 304 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,314 You gotta put the bag over his head. 305 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,149 My God, can I have a little bit of help here? 306 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,984 Do I have to do everything myself?! 307 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,127 Ugh. 308 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,298 Well, that's a bit better. 309 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,302 Better? 310 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,516 Lorna, that bag does not hide the fact 311 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,434 that there's a dead man underneath it! 312 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,102 Oh. 313 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,772 I never graduated high school or nothing. 314 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,274 Just give me a moment to think. 315 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,839 What the hell do you think you're doing? 316 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,340 I'm gonna call the police. 317 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,551 Are you out of your mind? 318 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,428 It was an accident. The gun just went off. 319 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,806 Tiny, we are in Texas. 320 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,808 There are no accidents. 321 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,227 There's alive and there's dead. 322 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,193 You didn't mean to kill him. 323 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,987 Who's gonna believe that? 324 00:19:57,154 --> 00:20:00,866 We got a dead man tied to a chair and $100,000 missing. 325 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,618 We're gonna look real good in court explaining that story. 326 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,079 We? What do you mean, we? 327 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,914 I didn't kill nobody. 328 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,374 You think they'd care to split that hair? 329 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,294 You was here when it happened, and that's all they need to know 330 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,588 to lock us both away for a real long time. 331 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,973 Well, you think it was self-defense of some kind? 332 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,436 Well, I ain't no officer of the law or nothing, 333 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,814 but we got a man tied to a chair. 334 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,859 He don't seem to pose no immediate threat, now do he? 335 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,614 Jesus Christ, Tiny. 336 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,868 I don't know nothing about no self-defense. 337 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,746 It could be first-degree murder, for all we know. 338 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,582 Look, that money is here somewhere. 339 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,126 We got a whole new life to look forward to. 340 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:57,881 I am not gonna spend it in a goddamn cell, I can promise you that. 341 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,188 You know, 342 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:16,149 I remember hearing a story growing up. 343 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,360 What story? 344 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:22,072 My daddy worked the oil fields in Houston 345 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,157 before he moved out here. 346 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,242 Well, it was a while back. 347 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,995 He'd just started out as a field landsman 348 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:31,039 when one of the wells he was working on 349 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,124 just went and blew up. 350 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,502 Three men was buried alive. 351 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:40,173 They tried like hell to get them out. 352 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,801 Daddy said he could hear them 353 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,720 crying for help down there the first day. 354 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:50,100 But by the second day, 355 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:53,353 they didn't hear a darn thing stirring. 356 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,271 They figured they'd dig them out 357 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,482 and give them a proper burial, right? 358 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,861 But when they got to them, 359 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:05,198 there wasn't much left to do anything proper with. 360 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,075 What happened? 361 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,329 Bugs. 362 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,374 Bugs? 363 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,419 Them Texas bugs done got to them. 364 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,255 No kidding. 365 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,632 Oh, yeah. 366 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,552 Them Texas bugs can eat right through a metal can 367 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,388 if there's something tasty to get inside at. 368 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,765 They got jaws like lawn mowers. 369 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:34,352 They just up and left nothing behind. 370 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,688 I never knew bugs could do that. 371 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:41,401 Such is the wonderments of nature, Tiny. 372 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,073 So you're thinking... 373 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,117 I'm thinking, 374 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:52,704 what if we was to bury Dale out there like them oil riggers? 375 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,330 - Go on. - Chances are, 376 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,292 no one would ever find him in any recognizable form. 377 00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,712 I mean, it's a big stretch of desert out there. 378 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,339 Full of all types of carnivorous critters. 379 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,468 Right. Earth to earth, dust to dust and all that. 380 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,511 - That ain't a hell of a bad idea. - Mm-hmm. 381 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,555 But it's gonna have to wait. 382 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:11,806 Why? 383 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,933 Because we gotta find us that money. 384 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:16,644 And I figure that we don't got a lot of time. 385 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,239 ♪ Mm-hmm, lingering love ♪ 386 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,409 ♪ Well, well, won't let me be ♪ 387 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:35,330 ♪ Mm-hmm, lingering love... ♪ 388 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:36,831 Watch yourself. 389 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,249 Dale was afraid of rats. 390 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,710 There's rat traps all over this goddamn place. 391 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,378 ♪ Lingering love ♪ 392 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,090 ♪ Just won't let me be ♪ 393 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,510 ♪ Well, my baby, she's gone, but my love lingers on ♪ 394 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,679 ♪ And on and on and on ♪ 395 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:55,850 ♪ Linger-linger-lingering love ♪ 396 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,895 ♪ Just won't let me be ♪ 397 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:02,440 ♪ Well, my baby, she's gone, but my love lingers on ♪ 398 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:05,026 ♪ And on and on and on ♪ 399 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:09,447 ♪ Mountains tall and desert wide ♪ 400 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,742 ♪ Where can I run, baby, where can I hide? ♪ 401 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:16,496 ♪ Love for my baby won't behave ♪ 402 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,624 ♪ I guess it's gonna follow me to my grave ♪ 403 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,961 ♪ Linger-linger-lingering love ♪ 404 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,005 ♪ Just won't let me be ♪ 405 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:28,007 ♪ Well, my baby, she's gone ♪ 406 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:31,344 ♪ But my love lingers on and on ♪ 407 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,596 ♪ Lingers on and on. ♪ 408 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:36,641 - Hope you're having a fine... - Ain't nothing but rat traps in there. 409 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,352 - Keep looking. - And now a great tune 410 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,604 to make your day even better. 411 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:44,023 How are you so sure the money is even here? 412 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,651 'Cause I know Dale. The money's here. I'm sure of it. 413 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:52,657 $100,000. 414 00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:57,245 I can't even imagine what that might look like. 415 00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:01,082 Yeah, it's more money than this town has ever seen, that's for damn sure. 416 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:04,043 You ever think about what you'd do with that kind of money? 417 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,421 I'd get the hell out of this place, for one. 418 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,010 Anyplace you ever thought about going? 419 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:15,305 I never really thought about it. 420 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:19,475 I guess I figured I'd never really get out of here. 421 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:23,021 Getting out of this town is all I ever think about. 422 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,526 You know, I hear Odessa can be really nice 423 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,487 if you know your way around. 424 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,031 Hmm. 425 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,798 Sounds like we got company. 426 00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,433 Holy shit, Tiny. It's the law. 427 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:03,394 How did they get here so quick? 428 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,146 Oh, who else but Dale would hold up a bank 429 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,065 and hide out in their own home with all the evidence. 430 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,234 I told you it was just a matter of time 431 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,778 before they suspected I was married to a bona fide fool. 432 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,696 What are we gonna do? 433 00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,242 Shit. 434 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,994 Come on, this way. Just you push and I pull. 435 00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,704 Come on now. 436 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:22,956 Oh, God. 437 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,083 Push. 438 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,460 Oh, you got it. Oh, God. 439 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:28,670 That's good. Okay. 440 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:31,381 I didn't know they decomposed so quickly. 441 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,508 Ugh. All right. 442 00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:36,052 - Clean that up a little bit. - Okay. 443 00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:39,931 Oh, jeez. Hurry up. 444 00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,187 How do I look? 445 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,941 - Blood. - Oh, God. 446 00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:58,616 Shit. 447 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,667 Good morning, Sheriff Cooley. 448 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,585 Good morning, Lorna. 449 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:10,795 What can I do for you? 450 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,548 Looks like you're having yourselves a little event. 451 00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:15,591 No event, Sheriff. 452 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,635 Just a good friend of mine stopped by 453 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,095 to pay a little visit. 454 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:22,098 Oh. Mind if I ask what's the special occasion? 455 00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:24,517 Two friends don't need a special occasion 456 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:27,645 to share a little chat and some homemade lemonade. 457 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:30,982 Last I checked, fraternizing ain't against the law. 458 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:35,445 Is there something I could help you with today, Sheriff? 459 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,530 Yeah, is Dale around? 460 00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,615 No. Dale's out. 461 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,200 Is that right? 462 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:43,703 I'm pretty sure that's his station wagon right over here. 463 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:45,872 Well, he didn't drive his car today. 464 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,624 As a matter of fact, Dale decided 465 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,502 to go for a little walk to clear his mind. 466 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,629 A bit hot for a walk, ain't it? 467 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,007 You know Dale, Sheriff. 468 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,426 He likes to do as he please. 469 00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,137 What do you need to see my dear husband about? 470 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:04,682 Did you perchance hear about that holdup down in Red County? 471 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,559 Mm, the great robbery? 472 00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:08,603 The one. 473 00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:10,271 It's all over the news. 474 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,648 First thing that came to mind when I heard about it 475 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,692 was paying Dale here a visit-- 476 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:19,155 you know, with his flagrant predisposition for thievery. 477 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:21,532 You're barking up the wrong tree, Sheriff. 478 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,369 Dale has long abandoned his criminal ways 479 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:28,331 for the gratifying world of modular cabinet sales. 480 00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:30,124 Yes, so I've heard. 481 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:32,418 And how are things down at Gale & Sons? 482 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:35,546 Well, business has been a little slow, 483 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,215 as a matter of fact, 484 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:40,343 not a lot of demand for modular cabinetry of late. 485 00:28:40,511 --> 00:28:43,096 About that lemonade-- 486 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,181 I sure could use a glass. 487 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:47,725 Not really a good time, Sheriff. 488 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,144 We're having a bit of a girls' day. 489 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,688 Don't want to spoil it by dwelling 490 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:55,608 on Dale's past delinquent transgressions. 491 00:28:57,111 --> 00:29:00,196 This won't take long. I'll just have myself a glass of lemonade, 492 00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:02,240 take a little peek around. 493 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:05,159 Sheriff Cooley, if there's nothing I learned 494 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,036 from Dale's past scrapes with the law, 495 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:10,832 it's that you need yourself some kind of exigent circumstance 496 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:13,584 to come into my premises without a warrant. 497 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,045 And as far as I can tell, I don't see none. 498 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:18,840 Well now, I guess I'm gonna be hard-pressed 499 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,217 to get myself a search warrant, then. 500 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,470 I hear Judge Wallace likes to go hunting this time of year. 501 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,597 You know Judge Wallace? 502 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,350 I spent more time with that man than my own husband 503 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:32,520 during all them court appearances a few years back-- 504 00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:34,730 a hell of a fine man 505 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,941 with a real love for the great outdoors. 506 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:40,820 Mama's third husband goes hunting with him sometimes in Lamar County. 507 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:42,613 You really got the heart 508 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,116 to cut short the judge's hunting trip 509 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,659 just to get that warrant? 510 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:50,079 Judge Wallace is gonna have to make do. 511 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:51,831 Well then, 512 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:55,543 I guess you'll visit again once you get your warrant. 513 00:29:56,545 --> 00:30:00,965 I'm just gonna be waiting here till I get that search warrant in my hands. 514 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,395 Oh. 515 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:32,663 What the hell is he doing? 516 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:51,599 Soon you'll be good and done with all of this, old fella. 517 00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:54,977 Yes, you will. 518 00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:15,873 We gotta keep our head on straight. 519 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,792 We don't got much time. 520 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,920 How long you figure before they get him that warrant? 521 00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:23,756 Well, I don't know. A day, a few hours. 522 00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:26,801 What I do know is Dale can't be here when he comes back. 523 00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:29,262 Well, let's just bury him somewhere and let them bugs get at him. 524 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,806 - Holy Christ, Tiny. - What? 525 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:33,891 Well, the circumstances have changed. 526 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:37,019 That was a good plan before, but it ain't a good plan now. 527 00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,897 We got a sheriff out there 528 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:41,816 who's watching us as we speak. 529 00:31:41,984 --> 00:31:45,987 What are we supposed to do, just waltz a dead body right under his nose? 530 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:47,738 You're right. 531 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,075 You're right. The situation has downright thickened. 532 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:56,038 Let's just make a run for it. 533 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,250 Let's just get in the car, drive like hell 534 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:01,752 before anybody finds out anything. 535 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,421 Are you out of your little mind? 536 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:05,840 How long do you think 537 00:32:06,008 --> 00:32:07,967 before they catch up with us? 538 00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:12,722 It's all fine and dandy if you're up for one of them high-speed car chases, 539 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:15,808 but I for one am not about to try to outrun 540 00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:19,812 an army of police cars in your run-down Pacer. 541 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,856 The damn thing needs a whole new transmission. 542 00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:23,566 I've been meaning to take it to the mechanic and-- 543 00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,234 Oh, for God's sake, Tiny! 544 00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:28,070 Now is not the time to be talking about no automobile maintenance. 545 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:30,406 I was just trying to be helpful, Lorna. 546 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:32,074 Well, there's no need to get hostile. 547 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:34,910 We just need to find ourselves a sensible solution here. 548 00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:38,122 Well, what do you suggest? 549 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:41,959 Hmm. 550 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,889 Say we was able 551 00:32:55,057 --> 00:32:57,224 to make Dale disappear 552 00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:59,977 without so much as ever leaving the house? 553 00:33:01,355 --> 00:33:03,898 When Cooley come back here with his warrant, 554 00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:07,610 he walk around and he don't find nothing-- 555 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,322 no Dale, no money-- 556 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,449 what is he gonna think? 557 00:33:13,617 --> 00:33:15,534 Go on. 558 00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,995 He's gonna think 559 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:20,373 that Dale is good and gone... 560 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:25,378 took the money with him, leaving poor old Lorna behind. 561 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:27,713 A perfectly sensible assumption, knowing Dale. 562 00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:31,425 Cooley'd be out there chasing a man that don't exist. 563 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,888 It's gonna take him a long while 564 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,891 before he figures anything out, 565 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:40,309 if he ever do. 566 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:42,019 Meanwhile... 567 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,105 Meanwhile, we find that money 568 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:46,816 and as soon as they look the other way... 569 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:51,404 We run like hell and just buy ourselves a whole brand-new life. 570 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,239 You catch on pretty fast. 571 00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:54,990 I like where you're going with this. 572 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,243 - But-- - But? 573 00:33:59,121 --> 00:34:02,581 Damn it, Lorna, how do we make Dale disappear? 574 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:08,254 That there is the pickle. 575 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,853 I think I just figured out a way. 576 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:28,232 - How? - You ain't gonna like it, Tiny. 577 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,025 Try me. 578 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:31,861 Oh, you ain't gonna like it one bit. 579 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:34,572 Lorna, if you have a way out of this stickler, 580 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,866 I would appreciate you letting me in on it. 581 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:40,661 Well, 582 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:42,455 you know how I fancy myself 583 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:45,708 a pretty efficient housewife when the need arises? 584 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:49,003 Last ThanKsgiving, Dale's folks was planning 585 00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:51,046 to head on over to Farwell County 586 00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:54,717 for that $6.99 buffet special at the Rose of Texas motel. 587 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:59,847 They get as far as Odessa when they was hit by a dust storm. 588 00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:02,975 The highway patrol closed all the roads. 589 00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:06,687 They said the cows was being picked clean off the fields 590 00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:09,315 and flown up in the air like little old blackbirds. 591 00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:11,609 It was a hell of a storm. 592 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:14,153 So at the last minute 593 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:17,490 they decide they're having Thanksgiving dinner with us. 594 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:20,868 Some foIKs have no manners to speak of. 595 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:22,953 Please, that is Dale's kin for you. 596 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,081 And you know how his mama can get. 597 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,667 That woman-- all she ever do is criticize me. 598 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:31,504 So... 599 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,800 I had just a few hours to scrub this place clean, 600 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,885 get rid of all the clutter. 601 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:42,097 I mean, it was no fancy Rose of Texas motel or nothing, 602 00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:44,433 but God damn it, I had the house clean 603 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:46,936 and I had a 70-pound turkey with all the fixings 604 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,897 on that table by 9:00. 605 00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:52,399 Now 606 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:57,071 a woman has got a number of tools at her disposal 607 00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,366 to get things squared away in no time. 608 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,747 Take this electric carving knife, for instance, 609 00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:09,708 with an ergonomic handle for easy maneuvering 610 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:13,045 and a 12-inch stainless-steel blade 611 00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:15,297 to cut through the toughest of bones. 612 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:20,052 I can't picture this turkey's bones being any tougher 613 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,429 than a 70-pound bird. 614 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:26,100 I mean, the man had no spine, for God's sake. 615 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:32,189 You're not suggesting... 616 00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:35,693 That's exactly what I'm suggesting. 617 00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:39,446 You're thinking of cutting Dale up? 618 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:44,034 Well, I never took no science class or nothing, 619 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,704 but I figure the smaller the pieces, 620 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,206 the easier it will be to get rid of them. 621 00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:54,128 With a turkey knife? 622 00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:57,214 Well, Tiny, if we wasn't in such a tad of a hurry, 623 00:36:57,382 --> 00:37:00,259 I would like to do things with a bit more finesse. 624 00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:03,262 But we are dealing with time constraints here. 625 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:09,268 Look, 626 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:11,770 we'll get Dale 627 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:14,648 good and disappeared in a jiffy, 628 00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:18,944 leaving not a trace of him, 629 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:21,155 like the man never existed. 630 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:28,746 Are you aware 631 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:32,708 that just a squirt of rust remover 632 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:35,294 can eat through just about anything? 633 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:39,214 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 634 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:42,885 Well, can you think of any other way to get through this mess? I can't. 635 00:37:43,053 --> 00:37:44,762 Well, hell, Lorna, he's your husband. 636 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,430 If you want to cut him up, that's fine by me. 637 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,974 But I ain't cutting up no man into little pieces. 638 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,644 I suppose the good Lord 639 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,812 would want me to take care of this can of worms myself. 640 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,106 I really think He would. 641 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,316 On the other hand, 642 00:37:57,484 --> 00:37:59,360 I don't think the good Lord would mind too much 643 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:03,364 if I asked my best friend to help me out here, due to the circumstances. 644 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,449 For heaven's sake, Lorna, 645 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:08,452 I ain't cutting up no man into little pieces. 646 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:16,585 The man sure liked a sharp pair of boots. 647 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,173 He knew how to wear them too. 648 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:37,314 Oh, God. 649 00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,483 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Tiny, I can't do this. 650 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,361 - You what? - I can't do it. I can't do it, Tiny. 651 00:38:42,529 --> 00:38:44,363 I loved the man. 652 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:46,240 I know he was a son of a bitch sometimes, 653 00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:47,908 but I swear to God I loved him. 654 00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:50,369 Don't go soft on me now, Lorna. 655 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:54,206 Oh, my God, how could I have gone and done such a terrible thing? 656 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,208 - He got me roses sometimes. - Lorna. 657 00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,293 He'd bring them. And he could be so sweet. 658 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,587 Lorna, just pull yourself together now, honey. 659 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,298 - What have I done? - Just pull yourself together, Lorna. 660 00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:05,426 Just pull it together. 661 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:08,387 Now is not the time to be reminiscing. We've got a job to do. 662 00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:10,180 Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm so sorry. 663 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,516 Oh, my God, can You ever forgive me? 664 00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:16,395 Oh, for Pete's sake. 665 00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:18,981 Oh, God. 666 00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:21,316 He was so sweet. 667 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,735 Oh, God. 668 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:25,487 God damn it, Lorna, stop that whining! 669 00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:27,531 Now if we don't clean this up in a hurry, 670 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,241 we're gonna get into all sorts of trouble. 671 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:31,410 He called me his little yellow rose. 672 00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,537 And I was his sweet desert rose. 673 00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:38,417 And I loved him the most. I really did. Oh, God. 674 00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:40,252 Just give me that knife. 675 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,463 He was so nice to me when he wasn't being a shit. 676 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:44,548 Oh, my God. 677 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,592 Hell of a good time we're having, huh? 678 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,261 Dale, can you ever forgive me? Please forgive me. 679 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,597 Oh, God. 680 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:01,273 Well, butter my ass and call me a biscuit. 681 00:40:01,441 --> 00:40:05,027 Where did you learn how to work an electronical device like that? 682 00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:07,362 Shop class. 683 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:10,199 - Shop class? - Yeah. 684 00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:12,284 Remember last July 685 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,578 when I was laid off from work? 686 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,082 I had nothing to do but sit in front of a busted fan 687 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,375 and drink Wild Turkey all day. 688 00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:24,129 I went and took shop class. 689 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:28,801 What on earth did you go and take a shop class for? 690 00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:35,599 I guess I always kind of liked cutting stuff up. 691 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,143 Apparently so. 692 00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:40,747 Now what? 693 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:44,126 The Crown blender, model 15D, 694 00:41:44,294 --> 00:41:46,795 will easily grind ice without burnout 695 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:48,714 using a revolutionary 696 00:41:48,882 --> 00:41:52,342 regular interval pulsation technique. 697 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:54,678 That's right. 698 00:41:58,892 --> 00:42:00,893 Would you look at that? 699 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,146 Huh. 700 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:08,358 Is it supposed to be moving around like that? 701 00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:11,570 - Oh. - Oh, Lord. 702 00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:13,030 Oh, Lord. 703 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,406 - Oh. - Stop it. 704 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:15,574 Oh, jeez. 705 00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:18,702 Oh, Jesus Christ, look at my ceiling. 706 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,829 Oh, Jesus Christ. 707 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:38,388 ♪ Tell me you love me ♪ 708 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:44,269 ♪ Until the end of time ♪ 709 00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:48,649 ♪ Tell me your love is mine ♪ 710 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:53,862 - ♪ Tell me lies ♪ - ♪ Tell me lies ♪ 711 00:42:55,782 --> 00:43:01,620 ♪ Tell me you want me ♪ 712 00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:04,915 ♪ Forever and a day... ♪ 713 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:11,088 ♪ That's all you have to say ♪ 714 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:16,385 ♪ Tell me lies ♪ 715 00:43:18,388 --> 00:43:20,889 ♪ The fool inside ♪ 716 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:23,934 ♪ Will believe the lie ♪ 717 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:29,481 ♪ My heart knows isn't true ♪ 718 00:43:29,649 --> 00:43:32,484 ♪ But this lonely fool ♪ 719 00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:35,445 ♪ Will fool the heart ♪ 720 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:40,117 ♪ To spend one night with you... ♪ 721 00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:47,666 ♪ Tell me you need me ♪ 722 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:51,545 ♪ More than I'm needing you ♪ 723 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:57,884 ♪ Make me believe it's true ♪ 724 00:43:58,052 --> 00:44:03,557 ♪ Tell me lies... ♪ 725 00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,115 Well, I'll be damned. 726 00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:22,617 I've been after Dale to fix this thing for months. 727 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:25,329 I can't believe he actually did it. 728 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,167 Just like Dale to leave things halfway done. 729 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:35,255 Don't he know a woman need her appliances 730 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:37,507 in good working order? 731 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,009 Shit. 732 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:41,553 ♪ I'll use your lies ♪ 733 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,556 ♪ As a fool's disguise ♪ 734 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:47,476 ♪ And my heart will never... ♪ 735 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:48,977 What else we got to clean up? 736 00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:51,271 ♪ Know... ♪ 737 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:53,982 A hell of a whole lot, Lorna. 738 00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:57,152 ♪ You'll love me ♪ 739 00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:01,740 ♪ Until the end of time... ♪ 740 00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:03,992 Why don't we just burn this son of a bitch? 741 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,204 ♪ Tell me lies. ♪ 742 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:23,929 How are things going down at the Blue Iguana? 743 00:45:24,097 --> 00:45:26,723 Mm, busy as a beehive. 744 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:29,476 Rose quit in May and they still haven't found her replacement. 745 00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:31,853 I'm working every Saturday. 746 00:45:32,021 --> 00:45:35,732 I guess that cuts into your social life. 747 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,360 Mm, I've managed. 748 00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:41,029 I bet you have. 749 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,520 Jesus. 750 00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:16,106 Go get something to put out this hellfire. 751 00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:17,691 Oh, God. 752 00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:19,192 Hurry up. 753 00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:14,915 ♪ If my heart had my memory ♪ 754 00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:17,834 ♪ It would surely stop ♪ 755 00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:21,630 ♪ Loving you ♪ 756 00:47:21,797 --> 00:47:25,967 ♪ Remembering how much it hurts ♪ 757 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:29,012 ♪ Each time you break it ♪ 758 00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:32,015 ♪ In two ♪ 759 00:47:33,643 --> 00:47:35,685 ♪ If my heart only... ♪ 760 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,479 Are you all right, Tiny? 761 00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:41,858 No, 762 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,653 Lorna. 763 00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:46,947 I am not all right. 764 00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:52,452 I haven't been all right since you up and killed Dale. 765 00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:59,084 Look at this place. 766 00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:01,503 Look at us. 767 00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:03,880 Well... 768 00:48:05,174 --> 00:48:08,718 it's nothing a good bar of soap can't clean up. 769 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,929 Soap? 770 00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:18,061 We're gonna need a little bit more than soap 771 00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:20,647 to clean up this mess. 772 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,587 Oh, Jesus Christ. 773 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:45,755 Earl, God damn it. 774 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:49,843 You scared the shit out of me. 775 00:48:50,011 --> 00:48:52,887 I swear to God, Dale loves that dog 776 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:54,639 as if it's his own flesh and blood. 777 00:48:54,807 --> 00:48:55,932 Earl, stop. 778 00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:57,976 You're gonna track this mess all over this house. 779 00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:00,145 My God, get out of here. 780 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:29,591 He seized Dale's hand. 781 00:49:29,759 --> 00:49:31,718 Good. 782 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:35,055 I hope he comes back and cleans up the rest of this mess. 783 00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:02,809 What the hell have you got to be so mirthful about? 784 00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:04,978 Oh, God, Tiny, 785 00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:07,731 you should see yourself. You look like hell. 786 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,903 Well, you just look dandy yourself. 787 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,488 Does this blood making me look fat? 788 00:51:29,712 --> 00:51:31,755 God. 789 00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:57,363 Oh, my God. 790 00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,866 Oh, shoot. Oh, hell, Lorna, 791 00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:03,161 I don't know how we're gonna get out of this, 792 00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:06,039 but it's been good knowing you. 793 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,335 It sure has been a wild ride. 794 00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:24,516 I'll be damned. 795 00:52:28,187 --> 00:52:30,188 This place looks like it's seen 796 00:52:30,356 --> 00:52:32,440 the Second Battle of Bull Run. 797 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:34,526 Hey. Ah. 798 00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:37,654 Ah, don't try to be too smart. 799 00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:41,241 Women don't fare too well when they try to be smart. 800 00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:48,998 Man, my papa always told me 801 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,417 the good Lord never meant for women 802 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,753 to have idle time on their hands-- 803 00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:55,755 cause nothing but trouble. 804 00:52:55,923 --> 00:53:00,593 Well, you gals have caused your fair share here. 805 00:53:00,761 --> 00:53:02,512 Damn, there's more blood spilled in here 806 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,389 than there's water in the Rio Grande. 807 00:53:04,557 --> 00:53:06,432 What the hell are you doing here? 808 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,017 You know him? 809 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,978 Oh, yeah, she knows me just fine. 810 00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:11,479 Ain't that right, Lorna? 811 00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:13,398 And I know you too. 812 00:53:13,566 --> 00:53:15,316 Are you surprised? 813 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:18,653 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Maurice Doucette 814 00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:20,738 and I know things. 815 00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:24,576 Yeah, I know, for instance, your name is Tillie Belle, 816 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:28,246 but they call you Tiny on account you so goddamn skinny. 817 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:30,874 Yeah, you like to smoke light cigarettes. 818 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:34,669 You like your Jack Daniels with a Coke back. 819 00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:36,796 You work Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays 820 00:53:36,964 --> 00:53:39,132 at the Blue Iguana Bar on Main Street. 821 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:43,136 Past few weeKs, you've been behind the bar on Saturdays too, 822 00:53:43,304 --> 00:53:45,597 till about midnight, I believe. 823 00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:47,849 Yeah, am I forgetting something? 824 00:53:48,017 --> 00:53:49,434 Oh, yeah. 825 00:53:49,602 --> 00:53:51,644 You like to paint your toenails flame red. 826 00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:53,563 Very nice. 827 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,064 How do you know all that? 828 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:58,484 Mm, how I know it is not as important 829 00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:01,863 as why I know it. Ain't that right, Lorna? 830 00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:03,865 What in Sam Hill is he talking about? 831 00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:06,075 Oh. 832 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:10,079 Oh, you two gals got a lot of catching up to do. 833 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,040 And you're gonna have all the time in the world 834 00:54:12,207 --> 00:54:13,666 once I'm out of your hair, okay? 835 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:16,294 That is, of course, after I get what I come for. 836 00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:18,129 And what would that be? 837 00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:21,215 Oh, Lorna, you disappoint me. 838 00:54:21,383 --> 00:54:23,092 I thought you hired me 839 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,511 because you heard of my reputation. 840 00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:29,223 I mean, you know I am pretty darn good at what I do, 841 00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:31,517 like finding out things. 842 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:35,271 I mean, that's why folks call on Maurice Doucette, 843 00:54:35,439 --> 00:54:37,440 P.I. 844 00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:43,154 But I must admit I'm surprised how things turned out here. 845 00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:45,448 God damn. 846 00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:49,118 I mean, knowing what I know, I expected a whole different state of affairs. 847 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:51,037 See, I thought maybe one of you 848 00:54:51,205 --> 00:54:53,039 or, hell, even both of you would be dead, 849 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:55,541 and Dale would be on his merry way out to Mexico. 850 00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:59,170 Instead there's poor old Dale. 851 00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:01,255 He's deader than Chief Billy Bowlegs 852 00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:03,299 out of the Third Seminole War, 853 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:06,302 while you two gals are just having the time of your lives. 854 00:55:08,514 --> 00:55:11,432 Damn, I never could understand women. 855 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,769 Why is he saying that you hired him? 856 00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:16,229 'Cause I did. 857 00:55:16,397 --> 00:55:17,981 That's right. She did. 858 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:22,193 She hired the darn best private investigator in the country. 859 00:55:22,361 --> 00:55:23,569 Ain't that right? 860 00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:26,155 Why would you hire a private investigator? 861 00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:29,367 To catch that son of a bitch Dale cheating on me. 862 00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:31,869 Yeah, and I did too. 863 00:55:33,414 --> 00:55:36,165 I caught the fornicating husband right in the act. 864 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,501 I mean, like I said, I am the best. 865 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,378 I always knew he was a cheating dog. 866 00:55:40,546 --> 00:55:43,131 I guess I just needed an official confirmation. 867 00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:44,924 Well, I'm glad I could be of service. 868 00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,385 Well, you was. Now you can leave. 869 00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:50,888 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. My job here is not quite done. 870 00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:52,974 No. 871 00:55:53,142 --> 00:55:56,269 You really think I was gonna let this little robbery business slide 872 00:55:56,437 --> 00:55:59,522 and just collect my $200 fee and disappear? Huh? 873 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,232 What are you talking about? 874 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,193 Oh, I'm talking about dear old Dale 875 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:08,781 making away with $100,000 of Red County money. 876 00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:10,199 Shoot. 877 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,243 That's a lot of dough. 878 00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,454 I like dough. 879 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:18,416 It buys me nice clothes. I like nice clothes. 880 00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:20,251 Well, that's just dandy. 881 00:56:20,419 --> 00:56:22,754 What, did he go and rob that bank right under your nose? 882 00:56:22,921 --> 00:56:25,131 No. Not quite, no. 883 00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:28,468 No, I didn't add it all up until I saw the paper this morning. 884 00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:31,262 Then it all made a whole lot of sense. 885 00:56:31,430 --> 00:56:33,514 - What did? - Hell, when you spend all your time 886 00:56:33,682 --> 00:56:35,558 following a man around day in and day out, 887 00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:38,269 you get to know a few things about the fella. 888 00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:41,439 And after I read about the robbery, 889 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:44,567 I put all the pieces together. 890 00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:47,528 Yeah, Dale served two years 891 00:56:47,696 --> 00:56:50,031 at Lovelady State for armed robbery. 892 00:56:50,199 --> 00:56:53,201 The man used a Smith & Wesson Model 29 893 00:56:53,368 --> 00:56:55,578 with custom-made Rio Rosewood grip 894 00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:57,330 for all the holdups. 895 00:56:57,498 --> 00:57:01,334 That's the same gun described in the paper. 896 00:57:01,502 --> 00:57:04,629 And that's the same one right here. 897 00:57:06,215 --> 00:57:08,257 And then there are the boots. 898 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:10,635 - Boots? - Oh, yeah, that's right. 899 00:57:10,803 --> 00:57:13,679 See, I'm a fine boot connoisseur myself. 900 00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:18,684 I can appreciate a fine specimen of custom-made footwear when I see it. 901 00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:22,355 And the first time I laid eyes on Dale's boots 902 00:57:22,523 --> 00:57:25,149 I knew I'd never seen a pair like that before. 903 00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:27,276 What do Dale's boots gotta do with the robbery? 904 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:31,531 Ah, well, allow me to elucidate. 905 00:57:33,659 --> 00:57:36,119 Now I visited 906 00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:39,622 the Waldorf Savings & Loan after I read about the deed. 907 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:42,375 Yeah, and I made nice with the teller. 908 00:57:42,543 --> 00:57:43,668 He's an old-timer. 909 00:57:43,836 --> 00:57:46,796 He's as proud as a parade to be a part of the great robbery. 910 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:51,342 And he says to me that he was just standing at his window 911 00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:53,761 when this highwayman just waltzed right up to him 912 00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:55,805 and demanded the money. 913 00:57:55,973 --> 00:58:00,268 He says the man acted like he owned the world 914 00:58:00,435 --> 00:58:03,312 and, hell, wearing a pair of boots like he was wearing, 915 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,523 he might as well have. 916 00:58:05,691 --> 00:58:07,441 So I asked him, 917 00:58:07,609 --> 00:58:09,861 "What about the boots?" 918 00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:12,071 And he tells me the man was wearing 919 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:15,408 the nicest footwear he's seen this side of Abilene-- 920 00:58:15,576 --> 00:58:16,993 a great pair, 921 00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:20,538 a full-quill ostrich vamp 922 00:58:20,706 --> 00:58:25,376 with a smooth, hand-stitched bovine leg. 923 00:58:26,795 --> 00:58:28,880 One-of-a-kind footwear 924 00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:32,091 and a Rio Rosewood grip revolver. 925 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:34,385 Now it's not every day 926 00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:37,638 you see a man commit armed robbery sporting his favorite duds. 927 00:58:37,806 --> 00:58:39,473 God damn it, Dale. 928 00:58:39,641 --> 00:58:43,269 That is, of course, unless he was busy with less-- 929 00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:45,605 now how shall I say this? 930 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:48,524 --savory activities. 931 00:58:48,692 --> 00:58:50,526 Ain't that right, Tiny? 932 00:58:53,614 --> 00:58:55,072 I don't know what you're talking about. 933 00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:57,325 You don't need to keep playing dumb, Tiny. 934 00:58:57,492 --> 00:58:58,910 I know you was screwing Dale. 935 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,496 He didn't surprise me. But you-- 936 00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:04,540 I didn't know you'd stoop that low. 937 00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,459 We've been friends for a lifetime. Shame on you. 938 00:59:06,627 --> 00:59:09,420 I swear, Lorna, I didn't so much as touch the man. 939 00:59:09,588 --> 00:59:12,256 Oh, you did a lot more than touch him. 940 00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:15,176 Oh, yeah, after your shift at the Blue Iguana, 941 00:59:15,344 --> 00:59:16,969 you two was fornicating like bunnies. 942 00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:18,721 Go on, tell her what you done. 943 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:20,890 She ain't Iying. 944 00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:22,266 No. 945 00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:25,311 See, I got some pretty revealing photographs 946 00:59:25,479 --> 00:59:27,647 of you two lovebirds getting intimately acquainted 947 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:29,690 in the bacKseat of Dale's car 948 00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:33,444 parked right out behind the Blue Iguana-- 949 00:59:33,612 --> 00:59:35,696 hell of a classy spectacle. 950 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:39,116 How did you--? 951 00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:41,827 What, how did I suspect? 952 00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:44,664 Dale never smoked nothing but them stinky cigarettes 953 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:46,499 that smelled like hell. 954 00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:50,586 And guess what I found in the ashtray of his car? 955 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:53,297 What? 956 00:59:53,465 --> 00:59:55,424 Light cigarettes. 957 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,134 Shit. 958 00:59:57,302 --> 00:59:59,345 Dale never smoked them light cigarettes in his life. 959 00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:02,348 - Lots of folks smoke lights. - Oh, yeah? 960 01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:05,142 And how many of them 961 01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:08,646 work at the Blue Iguana? 962 01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:13,693 You left clues all over Dale's car. 963 01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:18,239 Oh, but then I found me 964 01:00:18,407 --> 01:00:20,533 one hell of an incriminating evidence. 965 01:00:20,701 --> 01:00:23,828 Ooh, this here is the real doozy. 966 01:00:25,414 --> 01:00:27,581 - A flirting flip hair clip. - Oh. 967 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:29,667 It comes free with that odious hair spray you use-- 968 01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:32,211 what was it? Colossal spray. How does that ditty go? 969 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:38,134 ♪ Colossal hair spray ♪ 970 01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:41,429 ♪ More hold, less fray. ♪ 971 01:00:41,596 --> 01:00:44,890 It must have come off at one of them passionate rendezvous of yours. 972 01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:48,561 What, did you think I wasn't gonna find out? 973 01:00:48,729 --> 01:00:50,771 I seen the way he'd look at you. 974 01:00:53,442 --> 01:00:54,984 Oh. 975 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:58,487 Hell, Lorna, 976 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:00,489 I don't know how it happened. 977 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:02,700 Oh, you don't know how it happened? 978 01:01:02,868 --> 01:01:05,119 Well, I'll tell you how it happened. 979 01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:08,581 You couldn't just go and beguile any man on this earth. 980 01:01:08,749 --> 01:01:10,124 It had to be mine. 981 01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:14,337 Dale wasn't much to look at, but he was my husband. 982 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,714 I thought we was best friends. 983 01:01:16,882 --> 01:01:18,090 We are. That don't change. 984 01:01:18,258 --> 01:01:20,718 Like hell it don't. 985 01:01:23,055 --> 01:01:25,306 What about the money? 986 01:01:25,474 --> 01:01:27,892 What about what you said about us finding that money 987 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:29,727 and then splitting it? Was you Iying? 988 01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:32,021 - Was you? - All right, enough. 989 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:34,231 Now you'll have all the time in the world to have it out 990 01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:37,818 once I'm good and gone, but let's get at what I'm here for. 991 01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:42,114 The money, God damn it. Where's the money? 992 01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:44,700 - See what you did? - What I did? 993 01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:47,286 If you'd have trusted me, we wouldn't be in this predicament. 994 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:48,829 Oh, trusted you? 995 01:01:48,997 --> 01:01:50,581 I mean, you could have just asked me about it. 996 01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:51,916 Ask you about screwing my husband? 997 01:01:52,084 --> 01:01:54,668 Well, we sure wouldn't be in this mess that we are right now. 998 01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:57,505 How was I supposed to know that he was gonna up and rob a bank 999 01:01:57,672 --> 01:01:59,131 in the middle of this investigation? 1000 01:01:59,299 --> 01:02:01,717 Well, he's your husband. Aren't wives supposed to know these things? 1001 01:02:01,885 --> 01:02:03,636 Will you two just shut the hell up? 1002 01:02:03,804 --> 01:02:07,348 God, I've had it up to here with your female chatter. 1003 01:02:07,516 --> 01:02:09,558 It's enough to drive a perfectly sane man fruity. 1004 01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:10,893 Do you mind? 1005 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:13,771 We are trying to have a meaningful conversation here. 1006 01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:16,273 Well, you're gonna have that meaningful conversation in hell 1007 01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:18,359 if you don't tell me where that money is. 1008 01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:22,571 Do you think I'm stupid? 1009 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:25,366 What are you talking about? 1010 01:02:25,534 --> 01:02:28,744 There's a sheriff's car parked right outside there. 1011 01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:32,581 You so much as breathe funny, and Sheriff Cooley will be at that door 1012 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:34,959 faster than a fly on horseshit. 1013 01:02:47,514 --> 01:02:50,766 Well, no need to get hostile. 1014 01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:53,102 We don't know where the money is. Tell him, Lorna. 1015 01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:55,521 - She's telling the truth for once. - We have turned this place 1016 01:02:55,689 --> 01:02:57,648 inside and out. We haven't found a damn thing. 1017 01:02:57,816 --> 01:02:59,358 I could have sworn Dale hid the money in here. 1018 01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:01,152 She said she knew him like the back of her hand. 1019 01:03:01,319 --> 01:03:02,778 I guess the wife's always the last to know. 1020 01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:04,697 I don't believe you for a minute. 1021 01:03:04,865 --> 01:03:06,365 Why would we be Iying? 1022 01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:08,826 Because you're women. It comes natural. 1023 01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:12,037 Now one of you two damn squaws knows more than you're letting on. 1024 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,747 I just haven't figured out which one it is yet. 1025 01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:15,458 What are you going on about? 1026 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:17,751 God damn it! Drop the dumb act. 1027 01:03:17,919 --> 01:03:20,421 I know how it played out. 1028 01:03:20,589 --> 01:03:22,715 Now I know for a fact that Dale 1029 01:03:22,883 --> 01:03:26,177 jumped into the passenger seat of that getaway car when he evaded. 1030 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:29,472 Huh? Yeah, that's right-- the passenger seat. 1031 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:31,515 The bank teller swore to it. 1032 01:03:31,683 --> 01:03:35,102 And last time I checked, we wasn't one of them British Commonwealth countries. 1033 01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:38,397 No, sir, we do our driving on the left out here, 1034 01:03:38,565 --> 01:03:40,441 the way God intended. 1035 01:03:40,609 --> 01:03:43,694 So that means that somebody else was driving that car 1036 01:03:43,862 --> 01:03:45,654 when the thieving went down. 1037 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:50,284 And I figure one of you two beauties is a coconspirator. 1038 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,791 You was in on this since the beginning. 1039 01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:00,961 All right, but all I did was drive the car. 1040 01:04:01,129 --> 01:04:04,381 I mean, I borrowed Rose's Corvair so the law wouldn't be on our tracKs. 1041 01:04:04,549 --> 01:04:05,799 I can't believe my ears. 1042 01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:08,886 Well, Dale said he'd make it worth my while if I just helped him out. 1043 01:04:09,054 --> 01:04:10,721 Instead he was just planning to make a run for it 1044 01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:12,806 without saying so much as a goodbye. 1045 01:04:19,564 --> 01:04:20,856 What is so goddamn funny? 1046 01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:23,859 He went and double-crossed you too. 1047 01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:25,819 That's what you get 1048 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:28,531 for leaving an adulterous dog in charge of the money. 1049 01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:30,991 He just went and promised me the moon. 1050 01:04:31,159 --> 01:04:32,868 Oh, and you believed him? 1051 01:04:33,036 --> 01:04:36,372 He was two-timing his own wife. My God, you're dumber than I thought. 1052 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:39,750 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 1053 01:04:39,918 --> 01:04:42,419 Shut up! Shut up! 1054 01:04:43,505 --> 01:04:45,256 Shut up! 1055 01:04:45,423 --> 01:04:46,924 Lookie here, 1056 01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:49,802 you folks are really interesting company, all right? 1057 01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:51,845 And I would just love to stay and hear more 1058 01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:54,390 about the joys of holy matrimony 1059 01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:56,559 and the rewards of true friendship, 1060 01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:59,478 but I'm in a tad of a scramble. 1061 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:00,896 I want the money! 1062 01:05:01,064 --> 01:05:02,731 I don't give a hoot what you have to do, 1063 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:05,401 but you produce the cash or I will shoot you both dead 1064 01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:08,487 right here, right now, swear to God. 1065 01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:10,531 - Wait a second. - What? 1066 01:05:10,699 --> 01:05:12,533 I just thought of a place we ain't looked. 1067 01:05:12,701 --> 01:05:14,285 Where? 1068 01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:17,955 Well, it's a bit of a tight fit. 1069 01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:20,666 I don't think he could stash nothing down there. 1070 01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:23,002 Well, no, I bet-- I wouldn't be surprised if he put it there. 1071 01:05:23,169 --> 01:05:25,379 In fact, nothing about this whole goddamn affair 1072 01:05:25,547 --> 01:05:27,256 could possibly surprise me anymore. 1073 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:29,717 Go ahead, lead the way. 1074 01:05:43,523 --> 01:05:45,399 Where does it go? 1075 01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:47,276 Outside. 1076 01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:51,363 I can hear the rats scampering between the walls at night. 1077 01:05:52,907 --> 01:05:55,242 Give us a screwdriver, will you? 1078 01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:05,628 Nah, I'll do the honors. 1079 01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:08,839 Now you're liable to have a gun stashed in there. 1080 01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:13,302 Aren't you the clever one? 1081 01:06:14,429 --> 01:06:16,930 My daddy always said trusting women is like 1082 01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:19,308 petting a rattler and hoping he don't bite. 1083 01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:37,826 Goddamn mousetrap! 1084 01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:51,006 God damn it. 1085 01:07:00,809 --> 01:07:02,226 Oh, God. 1086 01:07:02,394 --> 01:07:05,187 Oh, God. God. 1087 01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:10,901 God damn you. 1088 01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:16,532 My daddy warned me. 1089 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:34,049 Figure it was self-defense? 1090 01:07:35,093 --> 01:07:36,969 Absolutely. 1091 01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:40,639 I concur. 1092 01:07:43,727 --> 01:07:45,728 I'll drink to that. 1093 01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:05,080 Here you go. 1094 01:08:16,384 --> 01:08:18,927 Oh, son of a bitch! Damn it. 1095 01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:21,930 You know what I think? 1096 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:23,140 What? 1097 01:08:23,308 --> 01:08:26,560 You had no intention 1098 01:08:26,728 --> 01:08:30,105 of splitting nothing with me 50/50. 1099 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,569 That's what I think. 1100 01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:39,114 You knew I was screwing Dale behind your back, 1101 01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:42,034 and if I know anything about you, Lorna, 1102 01:08:42,202 --> 01:08:44,745 you ain't exactly the forgiving type. 1103 01:08:44,913 --> 01:08:48,165 I think you was gonna take all that money 1104 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:49,958 and just run. 1105 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:52,085 And you know what else I think? 1106 01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:56,215 I think you know where the money is. 1107 01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:59,009 You're right. 1108 01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:01,261 I do know where that money is. 1109 01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:03,555 You do? 1110 01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:05,724 Sure. 1111 01:09:07,018 --> 01:09:09,019 Why don't you just lower them guns? 1112 01:09:09,187 --> 01:09:11,188 And we'll have a good talk about it. 1113 01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:12,981 You think I'm stupid? 1114 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:15,484 Well, Tiny, 1115 01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:18,195 intellectual fancy 1116 01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:19,780 has never really been your oyster. 1117 01:09:19,948 --> 01:09:22,115 Well, then please 1118 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,868 impress me with your acumen. 1119 01:09:25,036 --> 01:09:27,871 Where is the money?! 1120 01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:31,917 Easy-peasy. 1121 01:09:32,919 --> 01:09:35,212 Did you happen to notice 1122 01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:37,464 anything peculiar 1123 01:09:37,632 --> 01:09:42,135 about my dear old husband's fingernails this morning? 1124 01:09:42,303 --> 01:09:46,223 Can't say I ever paid Dale's fingernails no never mind. Why? 1125 01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:48,559 Well, if you had, 1126 01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:51,395 you would have realized there was all sorts of dirt under them. 1127 01:09:51,563 --> 01:09:52,813 Dirt? 1128 01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:55,566 Did you ever notice my daisies outside? 1129 01:09:57,569 --> 01:09:58,861 Yeah. What about them? 1130 01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:00,821 Do you think it's easy to grow 1131 01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:03,490 prizewinning daisies in this vicious heat? 1132 01:10:04,826 --> 01:10:06,076 I don't know. 1133 01:10:06,244 --> 01:10:08,871 Well, let me tell you, 1134 01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:10,956 you need a green thumb 1135 01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:14,209 and a perfect combination of potting soil 1136 01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:16,420 to grow those flowers out there. 1137 01:10:16,588 --> 01:10:19,256 It ain't no coincidence I was Miss Flower Fingers 1138 01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:21,800 of Clark County two years in a row. 1139 01:10:21,968 --> 01:10:24,094 Too much manure 1140 01:10:24,262 --> 01:10:26,680 and you got disease specimens 1141 01:10:26,848 --> 01:10:29,391 growing all kinds of lint. 1142 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:33,270 You ever see a lazy daisy leaf 1143 01:10:33,438 --> 01:10:35,147 defaced by honey fungus? 1144 01:10:35,315 --> 01:10:38,233 I can't say I ever have. 1145 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:42,446 Tiny, I hope you never do. 1146 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,824 It is a sight you won't easily forget. 1147 01:10:45,992 --> 01:10:48,118 God damn it, Lorna! 1148 01:10:48,286 --> 01:10:51,204 We ain't talking about just dirt here. 1149 01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:54,791 We are talking 1150 01:10:54,959 --> 01:10:57,252 equal parts humus and manure 1151 01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,796 and a whole hell of a lot of charcoal. 1152 01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:02,841 It's as black as a burned-out spark plug 1153 01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:04,885 and it smells like hell. 1154 01:11:05,053 --> 01:11:09,181 I'd recognize my special blend of soil anywhere. 1155 01:11:09,349 --> 01:11:12,476 And Dale's fingernails was covered in it. 1156 01:11:15,063 --> 01:11:17,439 That's right. 1157 01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:20,525 That money is just sitting out there 1158 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:23,195 underneath my lazy daisies. 1159 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:30,994 You knew where the money was the whole time? 1160 01:11:32,372 --> 01:11:34,164 Sure. 1161 01:11:34,332 --> 01:11:36,416 As soon as I figured it out, 1162 01:11:36,584 --> 01:11:40,545 I didn't need Dale alive anymore, so I put a bullet in his head. 1163 01:11:40,713 --> 01:11:42,422 You what? 1164 01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:47,052 You heard me. 1165 01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:50,138 I shot the son of a bitch like a dog. 1166 01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:52,474 It weren't no accident. 1167 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:56,645 I wanted him dead as soon as I heard about you two. 1168 01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:59,398 You murdered Dale? 1169 01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:02,943 On purpose? 1170 01:12:03,111 --> 01:12:04,486 Well, hell, 1171 01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:07,239 even a good woman's got a breaking point. 1172 01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:11,576 To tell the truth, 1173 01:12:11,744 --> 01:12:14,913 I wanted to put a bullet through your stupid little brain 1174 01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:17,165 the second you walked through that door. 1175 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:20,711 But that would have spoiled all the fun. 1176 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,171 Fun? 1177 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,215 What fun? 1178 01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:30,262 To watch you cut your bastard lover up with a turkey knife. 1179 01:12:32,306 --> 01:12:33,932 What? 1180 01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:38,645 You crazy bitch! 1181 01:12:39,647 --> 01:12:40,981 Oh. 1182 01:12:41,149 --> 01:12:44,735 Oh, I should have known you was after something. 1183 01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:47,154 Dale always said you was like a kettle 1184 01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:50,240 that's just been on the stove for too long. 1185 01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:54,244 Sooner or later you was gonna blow up. 1186 01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:56,830 Well, 1187 01:12:56,998 --> 01:12:59,833 that bullet should have come to him as no surprise, then. 1188 01:13:03,755 --> 01:13:05,505 Oh, for Pete's sake, would you look at this? 1189 01:13:05,673 --> 01:13:08,925 God damn it, Dale-- on my favorite rug. 1190 01:13:09,093 --> 01:13:10,969 All that man ever do is create a mess. 1191 01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:17,392 God damn it, Lorna! 1192 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,479 The law is right outside that door. 1193 01:13:20,646 --> 01:13:24,608 We have got Dale parts all over this place 1194 01:13:24,776 --> 01:13:27,569 and I'm pointing two revolvers at you. 1195 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:33,617 How do you think you're gonna get out of this one, huh? 1196 01:13:33,785 --> 01:13:37,162 Well, I just thought of something 1197 01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:39,831 just a little moment ago. 1198 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:44,628 I haven't worked out the details or nothing, 1199 01:13:44,796 --> 01:13:47,297 but I think it's gonna have to do. 1200 01:13:47,465 --> 01:13:49,466 Well, for Pete's sake, 1201 01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:51,593 what? 1202 01:13:54,806 --> 01:13:56,431 Oh. 1203 01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:04,231 Hmm. 1204 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:18,620 No hard feelings, Tiny. 1205 01:14:19,997 --> 01:14:22,999 It's just the way the world worKs sometimes. 1206 01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:25,544 Some foIKs lose 1207 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:28,463 so other foIKs can win. 1208 01:15:04,584 --> 01:15:06,501 ♪ I'll bet she's making ♪ 1209 01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:09,462 ♪ Lots of wedding plans ♪ 1210 01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:11,381 ♪ So sure she's found herself ♪ 1211 01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:14,426 ♪ That special man ♪ 1212 01:15:14,594 --> 01:15:17,387 ♪ She's gonna find herself alone ♪ 1213 01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:21,600 ♪ And crying like me ♪ 1214 01:15:24,729 --> 01:15:25,979 ♪ You'll break her heart ♪ 1215 01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:29,357 ♪ The way that you've broken mine ♪ 1216 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:33,486 ♪ Without a second thought or care ♪ 1217 01:15:34,739 --> 01:15:38,909 ♪ She's gonna be the next girl standing in line ♪ 1218 01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:41,119 ♪ Of fools that have ♪ 1219 01:15:41,287 --> 01:15:44,539 ♪ Your shame to bear ♪ 1220 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,583 ♪ No need to try to warn her ♪ 1221 01:15:46,751 --> 01:15:49,419 ♪ Of this fate ♪ 1222 01:15:49,587 --> 01:15:54,257 ♪ That look upon her says that it's too late ♪ 1223 01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:57,093 ♪ Only tomorrow will know ♪ 1224 01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:59,512 ♪ If she's crying like me... ♪ 1225 01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:03,516 Hello. 1226 01:16:22,536 --> 01:16:25,789 Step on it with that warrant, will you? 1227 01:16:25,957 --> 01:16:27,958 We're on our way, Sheriff. 1228 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:08,623 You're listening to 97.9 Country. 1229 01:17:09,667 --> 01:17:14,504 ♪ It's how you lie to me ♪ 1230 01:17:14,672 --> 01:17:19,175 ♪ When I'm too blind to see ♪ 1231 01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:22,804 ♪ And how you use ♪ 1232 01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:26,391 ♪ The love I give you ♪ 1233 01:17:26,559 --> 01:17:30,228 ♪ So carelessly ♪ 1234 01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:36,609 ♪ It's words you never say ♪ 1235 01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:41,239 ♪ And feelings you don't repay ♪ 1236 01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:47,454 ♪ In case you're wondering ♪ 1237 01:17:47,621 --> 01:17:51,791 ♪ That's how you're killing me ♪ 1238 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:58,048 ♪ It's how you're no longer there ♪ 1239 01:17:58,215 --> 01:18:02,594 ♪ On nights we used to share ♪ 1240 01:18:02,762 --> 01:18:07,640 ♪ It's all the ways you find ♪ 1241 01:18:07,808 --> 01:18:09,684 ♪ To show me ♪ 1242 01:18:09,852 --> 01:18:14,314 ♪ You no longer care ♪ 1243 01:18:14,482 --> 01:18:19,152 ♪ It's how you stole from me... ♪ 1244 01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:25,116 ♪ The love that used to be ♪ 1245 01:18:25,284 --> 01:18:27,660 ♪ A broken heart ♪ 1246 01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:30,663 ♪ Can't beat ♪ 1247 01:18:30,831 --> 01:18:35,293 ♪ That's how you're killing me ♪ 1248 01:18:35,461 --> 01:18:39,047 ♪ It's how you always ♪ 1249 01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:42,342 ♪ Seem to notice ♪ 1250 01:18:42,510 --> 01:18:44,844 ♪ Someone else's eyes... ♪ 1251 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:50,725 ♪ And how you turn away... ♪ 1252 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:01,986 ♪ It's vows that once were made ♪ 1253 01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:08,159 ♪ And how they just seemed to fade ♪ 1254 01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:13,915 ♪ I know I've lost you ♪ 1255 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:17,961 ♪ And that's how you're killing me ♪ 1256 01:19:19,797 --> 01:19:24,884 ♪ It's how you're no longer there ♪ 1257 01:19:25,052 --> 01:19:27,595 ♪ On nights we used to share... ♪ 1258 01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:32,767 ♪ It's all the ways ♪ 1259 01:19:32,935 --> 01:19:36,479 ♪ You find to show me ♪ 1260 01:19:36,647 --> 01:19:40,817 ♪ You no longer care... ♪ 1261 01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:15,852 Let's go. 1262 01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:17,645 Wait right here. 1263 01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:27,822 I got the warrant. Open the door. 1264 01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:30,992 Open the goddamn door! 1265 01:20:32,912 --> 01:20:35,330 Fine. I'm coming in. 1266 01:20:45,090 --> 01:20:46,883 Put down your weapon! 1267 01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:00,897 She drew on me. 1268 01:21:01,065 --> 01:21:03,900 - Oh, my God. - What the hell happened in here? 1269 01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:07,195 LooKs like the handiwork of the devil himself. 1270 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:09,531 I've been witness to a bloody occurrence or two 1271 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:11,574 in my time as Clark County Sheriff. 1272 01:21:11,742 --> 01:21:15,870 Ed Crawford four years ago killed his wife with a hammer, 1273 01:21:16,038 --> 01:21:19,707 ripped her eyes out, threw them in the garbage disposal, 1274 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:22,794 said she was looking at him funny. 1275 01:21:22,962 --> 01:21:24,921 It was a bloody mess. 1276 01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:26,464 But this-- 1277 01:21:26,632 --> 01:21:29,634 I ain't never seen nothing like this as long as I lived. 1278 01:21:30,678 --> 01:21:32,929 I'm glad I put in for an early retirement. 1279 01:21:33,097 --> 01:21:36,516 A man's got to know when to throw in the towel. 1280 01:21:36,684 --> 01:21:38,810 How many do you reckon dead, Sheriff? 1281 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:42,814 Hell if I know, Deputy. 1282 01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:46,734 I assume this is Dale 1283 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:49,070 or some part of the man. 1284 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:51,489 How about that? 1285 01:21:51,657 --> 01:21:53,616 Well, maybe that's him too. 1286 01:21:53,784 --> 01:21:56,869 Yeah, this one here is 1287 01:21:57,037 --> 01:21:59,497 right about done. 1288 01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:01,958 It's one heck of a mess. 1289 01:22:04,169 --> 01:22:06,504 What do you figure? She's done all the killing? 1290 01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:10,550 I don't assume we'll ever know what the hell went on here, 1291 01:22:10,718 --> 01:22:13,136 but she was definitely the last one standing. 1292 01:22:13,304 --> 01:22:16,222 It's hard to believe. She's so dainty-looking. 1293 01:22:16,390 --> 01:22:19,100 Money is one hell of a motivator, Deputy. 1294 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:20,768 Where do you figure the money went? 1295 01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:23,771 The $100,000 from the robbery has got to be somewhere. 1296 01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:25,815 Yeah, it's blood money. 1297 01:22:25,983 --> 01:22:28,776 Better it stays where it is and don't cause no more problems to nobody. 1298 01:22:28,944 --> 01:22:31,154 Deputy 1299 01:22:31,322 --> 01:22:32,989 Looks to me that somebody 1300 01:22:33,157 --> 01:22:35,325 already went looking. This place is all tore up. 1301 01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:37,952 Ugh. 1302 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,996 I got a finger here, Sheriff. 1303 01:22:48,881 --> 01:22:50,882 "To Lorna. 1304 01:22:51,050 --> 01:22:53,134 Love, Dale." 1305 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:54,927 You reckon that's the wife's? 1306 01:22:55,095 --> 01:22:56,804 Well, that's Lorna, all right. 1307 01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:58,848 What's left of her. 1308 01:22:59,016 --> 01:23:02,727 Boy, what a way to go, huh? 1309 01:23:02,895 --> 01:23:04,812 Well, 1310 01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:07,649 may God keep her in His magnificent grace. 1311 01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:09,817 Amen. 1312 01:23:21,747 --> 01:23:23,373 Well, there's gotta be people that do this. 1313 01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:25,750 Deputy 1314 01:23:25,918 --> 01:23:27,210 Who's gonna give them a proper burial? 1315 01:23:27,378 --> 01:23:28,836 I don't give a damn! 1316 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,214 Good God, let somebody else clean it up. 1317 01:23:31,382 --> 01:23:34,133 Poor devils. 1318 01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:36,719 Wouldn't want to be in their boots. 1319 01:23:36,887 --> 01:23:40,056 That's one hell of a mess they got left to sort out. 1320 01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:43,434 That's one hell of a mess. 1321 01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:45,228 - Oh, my Lord. - Deputy 1322 01:24:35,154 --> 01:24:38,948 If ever there was the right time to bow out... 1323 01:24:44,705 --> 01:24:47,081 How are you doing there, Sheriff? 1324 01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:49,584 You ever think you'd see me again? 1325 01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,755 We could have sworn you was dead, Lorna. 1326 01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:57,258 Well, I'm glad to hear that I have you folks thinking the worst. 1327 01:24:57,426 --> 01:25:00,928 I suggest you get that gun away from my head. 1328 01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:04,307 Why don't you make me, Sheriff? 1329 01:25:04,475 --> 01:25:05,975 I know better 1330 01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:08,811 than to ruffle a woman with a weapon in her hand. 1331 01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:12,064 Well, that's one thing you learned 1332 01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:14,817 that Dale never did. 1333 01:25:15,861 --> 01:25:17,737 Yeah! 1334 01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:27,038 I've got something to show you. 1335 01:25:30,250 --> 01:25:32,251 How do you like my do? 1336 01:25:32,419 --> 01:25:35,630 A real looker. 1337 01:25:37,174 --> 01:25:38,466 How did you like the little surprise 1338 01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:40,885 I left for the Clark County Sheriff's Department? 1339 01:25:41,053 --> 01:25:43,095 You gave them poor devils something to puzzle over. 1340 01:25:43,263 --> 01:25:45,056 I wanted to make it look like 1341 01:25:45,224 --> 01:25:48,309 the worst bloodbath in the history of Clark County. 1342 01:25:48,477 --> 01:25:51,729 Nobody's ever gonna be able to tell what happened in there. 1343 01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:54,690 But the law will be talking about it for a very long time. 1344 01:25:54,858 --> 01:25:56,734 You got that right. 1345 01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:59,070 Ooh, and they'll all be wondering 1346 01:25:59,238 --> 01:26:02,907 how such a sweet little thing like Tiny 1347 01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:05,660 could have gone and done such a devilish thing, 1348 01:26:05,828 --> 01:26:08,913 how she could have killed two grown men, 1349 01:26:09,081 --> 01:26:10,957 her best friend, 1350 01:26:11,124 --> 01:26:13,292 minced her up into little pieces, 1351 01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:16,838 leaving nothing behind but her ring finger. 1352 01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:19,757 And all the foIKs are gonna wonder 1353 01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:22,385 what happened to poor Lorna's body. 1354 01:26:22,553 --> 01:26:25,388 Yeah, the West Texas desert 1355 01:26:25,556 --> 01:26:27,348 is an awfully big place 1356 01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:30,017 with a lot of hungry critters in it. 1357 01:26:32,229 --> 01:26:34,605 No telling what became of her. 1358 01:26:34,773 --> 01:26:37,984 I sure am glad I wasn't the one to cross you, 1359 01:26:38,151 --> 01:26:41,237 'cause you have one hell of a mean disposition 1360 01:26:41,405 --> 01:26:43,030 when you put your mind to it, woman. 1361 01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:45,199 I have been known to hold a grudge. 1362 01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:49,412 Here you go, baby. 1363 01:26:54,543 --> 01:26:56,419 How did Tiny take it? 1364 01:26:56,587 --> 01:26:59,213 She figured out what she got herself into 1365 01:26:59,381 --> 01:27:01,132 the moment she saw my gun. 1366 01:27:01,300 --> 01:27:03,342 She knew she'd been had. 1367 01:27:06,430 --> 01:27:08,931 Oh, Emmett, 1368 01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:11,851 I got no wedding finger left for you to put a ring on. 1369 01:27:13,687 --> 01:27:16,939 Well, that's not gonna make us any less married, baby. 1370 01:27:20,193 --> 01:27:23,070 You was always such a gentleman, Emmett. 1371 01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:25,656 You make me feel real good about myself. 1372 01:27:26,783 --> 01:27:28,993 I knew from the moment I laid eyes on you 1373 01:27:29,161 --> 01:27:31,537 that you was different than Dale, 1374 01:27:31,705 --> 01:27:34,290 that you was a real man. 1375 01:27:41,423 --> 01:27:43,883 A real man. 1376 01:29:03,463 --> 01:29:06,298 ♪ Mm-hmm, lingering love ♪ 1377 01:29:06,466 --> 01:29:10,261 ♪ Well, well, won't let me be ♪ 1378 01:29:10,429 --> 01:29:13,389 ♪ Mm-hmm, lingering love ♪ 1379 01:29:13,557 --> 01:29:16,934 ♪ Everywhere I go, it follows me ♪ 1380 01:29:17,102 --> 01:29:20,438 ♪ Linger-linger-lingering love ♪ 1381 01:29:20,605 --> 01:29:23,190 ♪ Just won't let me be ♪ 1382 01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:26,902 ♪ Well, my baby, she's gone, but my love lingers on ♪ 1383 01:29:27,070 --> 01:29:29,739 ♪ And on and on and on ♪ 1384 01:29:30,741 --> 01:29:34,035 ♪ Talk about love, a splendored thing ♪ 1385 01:29:34,202 --> 01:29:37,204 ♪ It can make a winter day seem like spring ♪ 1386 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:40,583 ♪ But that same love can be so unkind ♪ 1387 01:29:40,751 --> 01:29:44,378 ♪ It's about to drive me out of my mind ♪ 1388 01:29:44,546 --> 01:29:47,673 ♪ Linger-linger-lingering love ♪ 1389 01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:50,760 ♪ Just won't let me be ♪ 1390 01:29:50,927 --> 01:29:54,221 ♪ Well, my baby, she's gone, but my love lingers on ♪ 1391 01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:57,308 ♪ And on and on and on ♪ 1392 01:29:58,351 --> 01:30:01,312 ♪ Mountains tall and desert wide ♪ 1393 01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:04,982 ♪ Where can I run, baby, where can I hide? ♪ 1394 01:30:05,150 --> 01:30:08,110 ♪ Love for my baby won't behave ♪ 1395 01:30:08,278 --> 01:30:11,238 ♪ I guess it's gonna follow me to my grave ♪ 1396 01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:14,575 ♪ Linger-linger-lingering love ♪ 1397 01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:17,620 ♪ Just won't let me be ♪ 1398 01:30:17,788 --> 01:30:19,622 ♪ Well, my baby, she's gone ♪ 1399 01:30:19,790 --> 01:30:23,209 ♪ But my love lingers on and on. ♪ 1399 01:30:24,305 --> 01:30:30,465 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org